STOP DISLIKING MY VIDEOS OR ELSE I WILL DELETE MY CHANNEL [Kj5_FgHYW8s]

Hello, welcome back to a new livestream.

Everyone better be pressing the like

button or else,

or else I'm gonna be very angry.

I think getting people to press the like

or dislike button actually does make a

difference because my last video about

finance got way more views than my

previous video about finance. I wonder,

maybe it's just coincidence because of the

topic, passive income.

But still, I would prefer it if I had like

90% likes instead of 60% likes.

Don't know why hundreds of people keep

pressing the dislike button. Who are they?

What, what is the point?

Are they disliking it for actual genuine

reasons, like they didn't like the video?

They probably didn't even watch the video,

did they?

Why do you have an entertainment center

without a TV? Cuz it came with the place.

I didn't buy this furniture, it all came

with the place included,

apart from the kettle and the pot. I was

going to buy a wok at Aldi, it's only £4,

but then it just feels kind of

stereotypical for an Asian guy to use a

wok. It's just weird.

The clouds were so weird this morning. I

woke up and the clouds were really low,

and I looked at the window and the entire

view was just gone. It was just cloud. It

was weird, like the building got

teleported to the top of a mountain, and

then it felt like I was in a different

place. It felt very strange.

Clouds were weirdly low today.

Weren't you gonna delete your channel?

No, I said I was gonna delete videos. Why

do people keep thinking I'm gonna delete

the channel? They don't even watch the

video, otherwise they would know what I

meant. As if I delete the channel.

The only reason I delete the channel is if

somehow I won the lottery and became a

millionaire.

I don't know if I would still want to make

videos and content if I was rich. Because

then the whole money aspect would be gone,

so I wouldn't need the money. But then I'd

probably still feel lonely, so I'd want to

stream. Maybe I just stream on Twitch. I

When I was making loads of money on

stocks, I didn't really feel like I wanted

to make content anymore. So maybe that's

the answer. If I became really rich, then

maybe I would delete it. But then if I

became really rich, I could use the

channel to boast about being really rich,

and then hot girls would like me even

though I've got like a shady past. I think

if I was a millionaire, most girls

wouldn't care if I cheated or if I did

OnlyFans. I don't really care if they're

using me for money if they're hot and they

If I got really rich, I'd probably have

fun boasting and bragging about being

really rich. I probably would still make

videos. That would be fun.

It's more time-consuming than you think,

than you might think. Yeah, but I've got

all day long and I've got nothing to do.

I've got the opposite problem where I've

got too much time and I've got not enough,

not enough tasks to do to fill the time.

I don't have this problem where, oh, I

don't have enough time to make videos and

edit this and do that.

Oh, thank you, Greek name that I cannot

read. If a guy says you're really good at

cereal, you should belove them.

What's a BLV?

Bacon, lettuce, and I can't think

of any fruit that starts with V.

Oh, believe.

Well, I never had cereal with a guy, so I

don't know.

You're not poor and you're not rich.

Yeah, I guess that is true.

I wonder how many people make more money

than I do. And then people say stuff like,

oh, you can make more money working at

McDonald's than you do, Daniel. You can

make more money doing Blah blah blah than

doing what you do, don't you? Yeah, but

then you have to actually work, don't you?

That's the whole point. I might not make

loads of money, but I barely do anything

to make the money that I make compared to

someone who works, what, 60 hours a week

slaving away just so they can make a bit

more than I do. I'd rather just make less

and then not have to slave away 60 hours a

week. Wouldn't you? If you had to

choose between making 2,000 a month by

just making a couple videos, doing some

streams here and there, or making 3,000 a

month but you gotta slave away 40 hours a

week, wake up early in the morning,

work with people you don't like— even

if you said Oh, what if you're making

£5,000 a month but you gotta slave away

40, 60 hours a week? I would still rather

make £2,000 a month and not have to do

Why are you so focused on getting a

girlfriend? So I can make content. I can't

go anywhere by myself. Plus I can have sex

and I won't be lonely. Why would you not

want a girlfriend should be the question.

The question should never be why. It's

like asking, why would you want money?

Why do you want tasty food? Why do you

want nice clothes? Because it's nice.

If I had a girlfriend, we could go to all

these places in Manchester. We'd vlog

together. I wouldn't feel awkward. I'm not

gonna go. I'm gonna go to the gay village

and vlog there because it'd be funny

exploring the gay village. Oh,

thanks Adam for the sticker, very kind.

But I wouldn't go there by myself because

I just feel so socially anxious. I feel

like everyone's staring at me all the

time. But if I was with someone that I

could go to places with and vlog it, like

Chihiro, then I could make so much content

that I just wouldn't be able to make by

Why are you so greedy about money?

Because I don't want to get a job. My goal

is I want to make enough money so I can

put into stocks and then not have to worry

anymore.

Oh, thanks, Paul Baker. Why do people

think I'm an embarrassment? Because I do

OnlyFans and I don't want to get a job.

I wish I had $100,000. I'd put it into

like McDonald's stock or something, just

get dividends. Because come

on, McDonald's is not going to go out of

business. I'd get McDonald's and Coca-Cola

and then maybe Starbucks, really safe

stocks like that, if I had like $200K.

Still, that only made you like $300 a

month, probably.

I'm asking if guys tell girls they're good

at cereal even though they're not.

I don't know, I never, I never had a

situation where I was talking about that,

rating how good we are. It's just weird.

Imagine having sex and afterwards you ask

them if it was any good, or then

you start criticizing if they were any

good or not. This is really awkward.

Chesh got a new boyfriend now. I have

suspicions that that could be a

possibility. That's why she's disappeared

from the internet.

Could be,

but I might be having a girl flying here.

I don't know. She seems very undecided

about it. Sometimes she seems like she

really wants to do it, and then she says,

oh, I need more time to think about it.

So I don't know, I'm not trying to get my

hopes up.

Who knows? I think if we just be patient,

maybe something will come along

eventually.

I'm gonna cook in a minute. I got

ingredients. I'm gonna make fried rice

soup. I haven't made fried rice soup

probably in years. Hopefully I still know

how to do it.

Can't believe I actually predicted exactly

where the Nasdaq was going to start

dropping from.

Markets crashing today. Oh,

look at this! I'm shorting Neo. My

Lockheed Martin didn't do well. I'm

shorting the Nasdaq. Look where I started

shorting the Nasdaq from. You won't

believe it. You see that red line?

I picked exactly the top. I opened 3

shorts, I closed 2 of them, I've still got

1 left open. I'm gonna leave the last one

left open just in case the market does

crash more. Why not trannies

in Manchester? Because it's not really

what I'm into. I actually am on Grindr.

Just to like try and promote my OnlyFans.

I don't know if it worked or not. I got

loads of guys messaging me, sending me

dick pics. So if I was gay, I wouldn't

have any problems hooking up. I have had

no new matches on Tinder in weeks or

months— not months, weeks. Tinder is going

nowhere. I just don't have the look.

I think it's all down to my face. I've got

too much of a soft look. I'm gonna make a

video about this. As I've noticed from my

recent beard filter, people think I look

way better with the beard, and I reckon

most girls think I would look better with

the beard as well. So I want to make a

video talking about standards of beauty in

the UK compared to Japan, talking about

the soft boy look versus the manly look.

I reckon I'll get loads of matches, more

matches, if I change my profile pictures

to the beard thing. I just, I don't want

to change my picture to the beard thing

now because, uh,

well, I matched some Japanese women and

they might, they might see it if I start

changing the pictures. They might think

I got so many compliments saying I look

really good with the beard, I look more

mature, I look like an adult. And yeah, I

can see it. I can see the appeal of the

beard. But then if I was in Japan, having

the beard would just work against me. So

it's like the complete opposite here in

England. In, in Asia

and Japan, kind of like an infantilized

look is more popular with a fringe,

soft-looking face, shaved.

But in the West, it's like the complete

opposite. Where you get chiseled angular

faces are more attractive for men, and

short hair with forehead completely

exposed— being able to see all the

forehead is, is very manly and mature

looking, whereas having a fringe is very

immature looking here. And then obviously

the beard is a big factor. It's just so

weird how people in different parts of the

world just find completely different

things attractive.

Oh, not the bloody spammer. I missed a

donation. Okay, let me check.

Uh, which one? Oh,

someone recently randomly said I was

really good at certain serial activities

during it. I was under the impression

people talk about it. Really? Maybe I'm

just not very good and no one ever

complimented me.

Not these bloody spammers again. Do I

have any moderators?

There's some loser who always writes hate

comments, and all

5 of his spam accounts all came up in the

spam filter all at once, all from the same

copy and paste comments. So I know it's

the same person. It's really sad they do

Who wants to be moderator?

But who can I trust? That's the problem.

I can trust Katagan. I never saw a hate

comment from you. Add to moderate. Okay,

Katagan is moderator. Just spam that

spam bot, stupid spammers.

Mod me, I'm donating. Uh, but that's risky

because then the trolls donate as well,

then I might accidentally make a troll a

mod because they'll end up banning the

people who donate and then I won't get any

donations. That's the problem. I don't

know if that works. If If someone who

sends super chats gets banned, can they

still send super chats even though they're

banned? That's what I'm scared of.

I just gotta wait until this person with

the bot gets fed up. How are my stocks

doing? Well, the market is crashing again,

so my lungs are not doing good. My Chinese

stocks are not doing good, but my, my

shorts are doing good.

That's the thing about stocks. I'm

starting to feel like it's very difficult

to make money from stocks. You might get a

20% gain here, and then you got some other

stocks down 15%, making your gains mean

nothing. And then They go up 10%,

then next month some drama happens in the

economy and then all down 10% again. You

gotta wait another month for them to go

back to breaking even, and then they might

go up 5% and then it's back down again.

It's just one thing after another. If you

love drama, you would love stocks. It's

just non-stop, one thing after

another. There's never a peaceful moment.

In stocks. Never just like calm period.

There's always some fear or worry, or

China's doing something, or some bomb goes

off, or a tanker gets stuck in the Suez

Canal. Always something.

Oh my God, how many bots are there?

Okay, I get my ingredients ready.

The anti-spam thing is not very good, is

it?

Uh, whatever. I got

this spring onions. Ah, first we'll

make the rice.

Um, it's been a while since I made,

made rice using a pot,

cuz in Japan we had a rice cooker. It was

very easy.

Can I do a stream with the girl filter on?

Uh, I want to find out how I can make a

video with the girl filter on because

that'd be pretty funny. On FaceApp you

can do filters on videos, but there's only

the old one, the young one, the beard one,

and the makeup one. There's no gender one.

I guess it would be difficult for the hair

to work in a video because the hair

would have to look realistic. It just

wouldn't look realistic.

Is there a race one?

No. But isn't that racist?

Let me think, how did you do this? I think

it was a ratio of 1 cup of rice to 1 water

if it's short grain rice, but if it's long

grain, 2 cups of water to 1 cup of rice.

So My

new video did really well for CPM. It has

like $15 CPM,

so that's $7.50 RPM. So if

you got 7K views, that's 7 times 7.

What's that? Isn't it like 47?

I can't remember what 7 times 7 is.

7 times 49.

Oh, thanks Adam. My GameStop stock wheel

is a drama indeed. Isn't the whole

GameStop thing over now?

GameStop stock. I remember all the news

presenters could never say it properly.

They kept saying GameStop, GameStop stock.

Why is it so difficult?

Okay, hopefully I can make the rice

properly.

Hmm.

So that's 1 cup. Should I wash the

rice? I never really notice any difference

if it's washed or unwashed.

I don't really feel like it's that

important. You have to wash it in Asia

because Because,

um, they have lower standards of quality

there and might have insects in it. But

this is England. Our ingredients are not

insect-infected.

They say there's arsenic on it, but then

if it's covered in arsenic, I don't think

washing some water on it would make a

No, no, no, no. Oh no, oh no! Did you

see that stupid handle

going away?

Two cups of water.

Two cups.

You've got to get rid of the starch, but

what if I like the starch?

Okay, making perfect pot rice.

Um, have to first heat the water up.

I keep accidentally locking it.

Oh, hit that switch.

Okay, we have to heat the water up so it

starts boiling, and then we turn the heat

right down and then put the lid on top of

it. That's how I learned it.

I put a towel on the lid, stops the steam

coming out.

Oh my God, the spam! Jesus Christ.

Um, what can I do? The problem

is I can't enable slow mode when I stream

from my phone.

Is Mishi 1.0 the real Mishi?

Let me check.

Where's my iPhone? If that's the

real Mishi, message me on Instagram if,

if it's really you.

Holy shit, my Neo Short.

Wow, £58.

Says Lizzy was timed out by Streamlabs for

1 second. So the Streamlabs thing is

timing people out. I need to Put it longer

than 1 second. Wait, let me go on my

Streamlabs.

Oh, what's that noise?

Uh, it's just the water.

Oh, it's the real Mishi. Okay,

confirmed. Put timer—

no, add moderator.

Okay, I got 2 moderators now.

Wait, is Mishi a mod? Yeah,

hopefully that stops the spam a

little bit.

Damn, that computer is so loud. The fan,

just browsing the internet, so noisy.

No, I can't remember.

Stupid Streamlabs, it's got so many

options. I forgot how to get to the spam

protection bit. Oh, thanks, Silverpunk.

Can I come out of mod retirement? Oh yeah,

yeah, you can be a mod.

You are a trusted person.

Okay, that should stop the spamming.

YouTube has slow mode. Yeah, but you can't

enable it from the mobile stupid

YouTube app.

I don't know how to enable slow mode from

mobile. I know how to enable it when I

stream from desktop. I don't want to

stream from my desktop. Let me check. Go

to streaming.

No, it doesn't show up.

My stream doesn't show up on the stream

manager thing.

The annoying thing about cooking rice is

if you put too much water, it goes all

sticky and wet like porridge. Then if you

don't put enough water, it, it's too dry.

Pasta is so much easier to make. You just

put some water in, the water evaporates,

just wait until it goes soft.

How am I feeling today? I feel pretty good

actually. New video is doing quite well,

uh, my Shorts are doing well.

Got some potential girls that

could be a possibility.

I wish girls didn't judge you based on

your videos. I don't even think the videos

are the worst bits. They're OnlyFans. I

think a lot of girls just lost interest

when I started OnlyFans. But I

just— I can't live without OnlyFans. The

YouTube channel just doesn't make enough

money anymore without the OnlyFans. If I

had to take away all my OnlyFans money,

that'd be like taking away $21,000 out

of my bank account. I'd go minus without

the OnlyFans money.

So yeah, if I had to choose between having

to get a job or getting a girlfriend, I

think I'd rather just do OnlyFans and be

sad and lonely. And eventually I'll find a

girl who's okay with it. Mila was okay

You might think getting a girlfriend is

like my biggest priority. No, not getting

a job is my biggest priority.

Computer's so

If I had to choose between getting a job

and then not being judged or

doing OnlyFans, And then potentially

ruining my chances. Then, uh,

it's just once you start living the

lifestyle of not having to get a job,

then you really don't want to go back to

having to get a job.

It's just I think the worst thing in the

world is having to wake up early in the

morning, get dressed, and go outside to go

to work. It's the worst thing in the

world. From a very young age, I realized

this. I hated having to wake up in the

morning and go to school.

Hate it.

Okay, turn the fire down to simmer.

Okay, now we need 10 minutes. I think it's

10 minutes. So 45 past,

should be done. Hopefully that will

stop— that will end stage 1

of fried rice.

Streamlabs is spamming too.

Streamlabs is telling people to stop

spamming by spamming.

Ah, bloody spam.

It's like they were just waiting for me to

start streaming this time. Last stream,

uh, they were a bit late and they started

spamming just as, as I was about to end

the stream. They got here right at the

beginning this time.

I wonder how they do it. Do they use like

a program, or do they— do they pay a bunch

of Indian bot people?

I don't know.

Silly that YouTube just lets people spam

like that by default. They should just

disable people from sending the same

comment repeatedly over and over, because

when is that ever going to be useful?

It's never useful. Yeah,

it's probably that stupid McLovin guy.

That guy's got like infinite amount of

money. He was one of the only

people's donating when I was doing Twitch,

and he donated nearly— I think he

donated about $600 or $700 in total over

a few months just to spam the N-word.

Why don't you turn off Streamlabs? I don't

know how to do it now. I need, I need to

concentrate because Streamlabs is— the

website's so rubbish. There's like a

million different options. It takes ages

Mind. Took me ages to find out how to

disable those donation gifts.

Finally found the setting.

He'll get fed up in a minute.

Why is everyone disliking the stream?

Because they're stupid. I told them not to

dislike it and they all disliked it.

How many dislikes do I have now?

360 dislikes.

Worst YouTube audience ever.

I don't have the Streamlabs donation on.

Just so you know,

on YouTube, click the upload icon, select

go live, access your stream dashboard.

But the stream that I'm doing now is— it

doesn't show up on the dashboard.

I can't remember how to get to the spam

setting on Streamlabs.

Am I using the right channel? Let me

Go live, manage stream.

It's not there.

Oh. Found it.

Punishment timeout.

Punishment duration 1,000 seconds.

Turn off punishment message.

Auto-permit. What does that mean?

Set a group of people that will not be

punished.

Subscribers.

See if that makes any difference.

I can't see if it's saved or not.

See if that worked.

It would be nice if, if I, if I could

change chat settings

so only people subbed Can chat.

How long would I stay here? My contract's

until January. I don't think I'm gonna

extend it. I don't see any point. I'm not

getting any matches here, am I? I'm not

getting any action here.

So my plan is I'm gonna stay here until

end of January and then leave this place

and then go to Scotland. So there's some

video ideas I have in Scotland. Then I'll

take the night train back to London,

and then hopefully from London I want to

travel somewhere, probably Greece,

and then maybe just wait in Greece until

Japan reopens. Hopefully by then it should

be reopening. That's it, finished here.

2 minutes.

I'd go to Edinburgh. That's where the

train departs from. I want to go on this

special train.

Copy Chris Broad's video. They're all

doing these stupid sleeper train videos,

aren't they? Going viral. So I thought,

why don't I give it a try? I need

to get back to London anyway, so it's

like killing two birds with one stone.

I don't know what I would do in Edinburgh.

Probably just walk around a little bit,

then get bored, sit in a hotel room.

What is famous about Edinburgh or

Scotland? They've got mountains, they got

lakes. Wow, fascinating.

Scotland seems like a pretty boring place.

Oh, thanks, Kerry. It's okay, you can be

late.

It's always a struggle to think what to do

when you get to a new place for videos.

I'm not the kind of person who would just

walk around on the streets or go into some

kind of shop. If it was Harold, he would

walk around a marketplace or go into an

interesting shop and talk to the store

owner and then buy some cool trinkets. I

just don't see myself doing that.

I wish I could. I wish I just had an

invisible camera floating around that

could follow me, but the idea of having to

hold the camera up filming yourself whilst

walking around just feels a bit silly.

I don't really know what kind of content

to make anyway. I kind of want to do

the financial stuff because it gets,

gets good ad rates. I know it's boring,

but it may— to be

honest, it makes around the same amount of

money as drama content does. It gets about

20k views. Financial video that gets 6k

views makes the same as a girl video that

gets 20k views.

Is this really finished cooking?

Oh, seems pretty good actually.

Damn, that was quick. It's a

little bit wet.

Wow, it's actually cooked properly.

Look at that! I made perfect rice in a

Someone just cleared his throat outside.

Damn, if I can hear him clearing his

throat that loudly, they must be able to

hear me. Oh, I got 111 likes, the magic

number. Financial videos are boring.

Yeah, but they make money, and they

don't make me seem like a massive weirdo

and a Perv and a creep talking about

sniffing underwear. I'd rather make $100

from 5K views on a boring financial video

than $100 from 100K views talking about my

sex doll and being a virgin and weird

stuff.

I kind of want to reduce the

discoverability of the channel because I

keep Oh, it's so annoying. People keep

finding my channel like that. I swear I

could have gone on loads of dates already

by now if it wasn't for the fact people

keep finding my channel.

I don't really want my videos to go viral

again, otherwise it just It just increases

the chances of people finding my channel

again. Then how am I going to get dates?

Viewers don't want to date me, and then

now I can't even get normal girls to date

me. Well, one thing

that's really annoying, people keep saying

they probably found your channel because

they searched your name, Daniel. I don't

tell girls my name, I just tell them my

name's Daniel. I don't say Daniel Lord.

Why would I go on a dating app and then

start telling people my last name? Which

is really weird. Why do people think I go

around on dating apps telling strangers my

whole name? No one ever asks, oh,

by the way, what's your last name?

Never have I ever had anyone ask me what

my last name is.

They're finding the channel because they

probably have friends, at least one friend

who knows the channel. And then if they're

into Japan and anime and stuff, they're

gonna know my channel because I made a lot

of Japan content. But then if I start

making a lot of stock content, people who

are into stocks might find my channel.

Fuck's sake, I can't make anything.

If I make any content about any kind of

topic, then people who are into the topic

might— but then girls are never into

stocks anyway, so yeah, it's actually

safer, isn't it?

I don't think I've ever met a girl who's

into stocks.

Okay, so next we have to transfer the rice

onto a plate because we need to fry up the

ingredients.

Oh, what a tricky problem I have. I need

to get back to an Asian country or

Japanese, get a Japanese woman who doesn't

speak any English and doesn't use internet

and stuff like that. Good traditional

woman who doesn't waste their time on

social media and doesn't have like loads

of friends. Damn,

look how— look how good I made this rice.

I just spat some of it out. This is the

best rice I've ever made. I always

had such difficulty making rice in the

past. Either I made porridge by accident,

or I didn't put enough water and it kept

drying out.

See if it's really cooked.

Yeah, it tastes pretty good, but for

fried rice you need to leave the rice

overnight so it dries out, otherwise it's

all wet. But I need food

Also, my skin cleared up loads since I

stopped eating Hyorul. So sorry,

Huel, but I can't really recommend it

anymore. It just gives me loads of

pimples. I don't know if anyone else tried

Huel and it just gave them loads of spots.

I got so many spots because of all the

Huel.

Bit of a shame because I bought 2 bags of

it. I was hoping it would help me bulk

up a little bit.

Oh, thanks Adam for the dollar,

very kind.

That's some handsome rice.

You put too much water. No, I didn't.

It's perfect.

Am I going to eat all the rice

today? No,

I'm going to make a big batch of fried

I got some fish as well. I want to reduce

my meat consumption and start eating more

oily fish. So I think meat's bad for

spots, isn't it? I want to start— I've

stopped drinking milk as well, so I'm

drinking my coffee black because I think

dairy products make pimples worse. I

really want to start cutting out things

that could make my pimples worse because I

realized how depressed it makes you when

you get a big pimple. You just never— you

don't want to show your face. It makes you

feel horrible. This makes you feel so bad

when you feel ugly.

I just don't want to go outside. I don't

want to show my face. I felt so depressed,

and it sucks I can't enjoy certain foods.

But if I had to choose between not getting

pimples and not enjoying food, I'd rather

just sacrifice food. I got this sunflower

oil for OnlyFans. No, I mean my

cooking. Do mukbang where you just eat

white rice. That would be— that would be

weird. Can you imagine Ben Dean doing

that? But some of Ben Dean's videos are so

weird, like he eats a bowl of cereal or he

eats some bread as a joke.

So I got this spray-on oil.

I'm gonna massage my new girl with it.

How does it work? Do I have to twist it

Okay, first of all, we need to chop

onions and stuff. We got some garlic.

Where is it? That's my garlic.

I've got to get rid of these protein

things as well. I think the increased

protein was also making my spots worse.

Where is it? But I got this fish,

mackerel. Mackerel is supposed to be good.

It's one of those oily fish, has omega-3.

Ah, there it is. I've got more mackerel,

black pepper mackerel. You don't have to

cook it, it's already cooked.

Why did I delete how to get a Japanese

girlfriend? Because if I find a new

Japanese girlfriend and she finds my

channel, I don't want to have loads of

creepy videos about, you know,

smashing Japanese women and all my

Japanese ex-girlfriends. It's just kind of

weird when a guy's majority dating

history is all Japanese women. It's like I

got a weird fetish or something.

What would you do if you met a Japanese

woman and then she's only ever dated Welsh

guys? Don't you think that'd be weird?

I gotta diversify my dating history a

little bit. I've had how many Japanese

girlfriends? 1, 2,

3, 4. I don't think Tomoko counts, it's

not really a girlfriend. 4 girlfriends,

and then the 5th one became a wife.

I had 5 Japanese girlfriends now.

I had 1 Korean, 1 Dutch,

1 French.

Yeah, I got too many Japanese ones. It's

just kind of weird. So I deleted all my

ex-girlfriend videos too.

Oh, thanks, Adam. Everyone in our office

is currently watching your channel.

Receive negativity.

You're watching my channel in your office?

It's just kind of funny to think.

Someone once, they went to an electronics

store where they've got TVs on display,

and then they put my channel on one of the

really big TVs and started playing one of

the videos. Funny.

What am I doing? I need my scissors.

Let me think.

Why delete feeling sad and depressed?

Because it was just so negative. Makes me

sound like a psycho. I want to delete the

really negative ones, the really creepy

ones, the really incel vibey ones.

There's an archive. I don't really care

about the archive because it's not on

YouTube. It's just like some random

website that you need a link to access.

It's not going to be found by random

people. That's the whole point, trying to

reduce the discoverability of the channel,

because it would be the worst thing in the

world if one of my you know, ex-Japanese

girlfriend videos went viral, then some

Japanese YouTuber made a video about it,

and then, ah, millions of Japanese people

see my face. That would just be the worst

thing ever. I really got lucky by never

going viral to a Japanese audience.

Delete why I have no friends. I don't

really think that one's too bad.

The girlfriend tier list. Yeah, I really

like that too, but so many people took it

seriously and called me a horrible person.

Even the Essex girl said,

Daniel, why did you make that video? It's

so awful.

I think this girl just whines all the time

about everything. I don't even know why

she liked me in the first place.

I mean, yeah, I guess it's a little bit

insulting because I kept calling them—

well, I don't know, I didn't call them

fat. I just said why I didn't like them,

and I guess I didn't draw them in a very

flattering way. Okay, how do I do this

Put the oil Stupid

computer. I don't

know if I'm starting to regret getting the

computer.

I feel like for gaming the Switch would

have been fine, and then for viewing stuff

the iPad would have been fine. Is Rainbow

Six really worth it? This is gonna It's

gonna weigh so much to carry.

I thought they were slamming you on a

Japanese forum. Yeah, but it was like a

weird, really nationalistic,

racist, right-wing forum that had— I

don't think it had many people on it. It

definitely doesn't have normal Japanese

people. It has like a bunch of weirdo—

probably like a bunch of weirdo loser guys

in their 20s whining about why their

country sucks. When they probably barely

do anything to contribute to it. Kind of

like Reddit, just a bunch of losers

whining on the internet.

It's just toxic cesspit

of losers. Oh, thanks,

Radams. Hook me up with Tomoko.

She blocked me on Twitter. I, I think

she's probably still on Twitter. Ranting

about weird stuff like usual.

She writes like 100 tweets a day about

random nonsense. Okay, this garlic's

gonna make a mess. Let me think, uh,

where can I put the garlic?

Put it in foil.

Annoying thing about garlic is all the

little flaky bits come off.

The Dan Bang Tomoko. Yeah,

we went to a hotel. We did it 4 times,

actually,

in 4 hours.

Remember she started joking about being

pregnant? She had a baby, baby doll.

She was swinging it around. She's weird.

I don't care if people are weird. It's

just why do the weird people look weird

and not sexy? How come attractive

people are never weird? It's usually like

weird-looking people who are weird. Are

they weird because they look weird, or do

they look weird because they are weird? I

don't know.

Was she actually married? I don't know.

She said she was, and then she backtracked

and said it was a lie.

It seems weird to lie about that.

You know what? I don't know if anyone's

following the Simon and Martina divorce

drama. I'm getting flashbacks

when every time I had like a problem with

a woman and then everyone always took the

woman's side. It's all my fault. Simon's

getting loads of hate now. They're all

taking Martina's side.

How come that happens nearly every single

time? It's always the man's fault, isn't

it? It's always the woman who's the

victim, and then if the man says anything

to defend himself, everyone starts

accusing him of being a narcissist and

only caring about himself.

My Simon and Martina video has 53,000

views now. I can't believe it. Turns out

talking about other people's drama is also

profitable.

Why did they break up? I'm not even sure

why. That Simon looks like he had a mental

breakdown. He used to be such a

full-of-life, happy, bubbly character,

and now he's like a robot. It's so weird.

He's into all this spirituality stuff now.

He's lost loads of weight as well.

You know, in Game of Thrones, there was

that Lannister cousin who was effing

Cersei. He was like a playboy and good

for nothing. And then later on in the

season, he turns to religion, becomes like

this weird cult member,

brainwashed, dead inside kind of person.

It's kind of like that, like he's been

brainwashed by some kind of cult.

Very shocking. I had no— I had

no— I just did not expect that. They seem

so happy together. They seem like such a

great couple.

I know. See, that's the problem when you

have a channel together or you make videos

together and then you separate. It becomes

very bit of a messy situation.

What do you do? Do you let the channel

die? Do you carry on making videos? And

then you end up, you end up trying to get

the audience to back you up and have your

side, and you start bashing the ex. To get

sympathy points, and then it just— it

becomes such a mess.

That's how I felt. That's why I kept

saying horrible things about Chihiro,

because I wanted people to be

on my side,

but it just backfires.

And then Chihiro wants

people to be on her side and support her,

and then she would say horrible things

about me.

Stupid.

This is gonna take ages to cut all this

bloody garlic. That's why I hate garlic.

The skin gets stuck to it.

How hard is it to use a knife? I don't

have a knife. They won't let me buy one

because of my record.

Don't really want to talk about it.

Fucking garlic. I don't want it to be too

thin because then it's going to burn.

I don't even know what, what is the

argument for people taking her side or my

side. I forgot

now. And my biggest problem was when she

met up with the Hong Kong guy. I still

think that's a weird thing to do.

People kept saying she can be friends with

whoever she wants to, but yeah,

she can. That I could be friends with her,

her ex-husband, and we could go out for

drinks and talk about how much we hate

her. Wouldn't that be weird? I mean,

that's literally what she did with the

Hong Kong guy.

It's just a very weird situation.

And I kept, I kept trying to make

examples. I kept saying, how would you

feel if I met up with your friend, we went

drinking, and badmouthed you in a video?

She said she wouldn't mind. Yeah, right,

of course she wouldn't mind. She's just

saying that so she doesn't have to admit

What she did was weird.

Yeah, thinking back of the drama stuff

kind of makes me feel glad that we

separated. Maybe going back to

that would be a nightmare.

Just makes me wonder, how am I going to

handle it next time I get a girlfriend? I

just really don't want viewers to be able

to message her. It's just a terrible

situation. Get these weirdo trolls.

Did you know Daniel did this? Did you know

Daniel said that? Just really want to

not let my next girlfriend have Like a

line of connection, a line of contact

available to people.

So I'm not sure how— I guess I have to

keep it secret, don't I? Fuck. Do you

think this is too much garlic?

The girl can be in a mask. Yeah, that's a

pretty good idea. The problem

is Chihiro wanted to have a line of

contact with people. She made an

Instagram, she made, made it clear how

to contact her. So if the girl wants

to be contacted so people can snitch on

me, then I can't really stop it.

What do I do then?

What is the solution?

You would have to talk about this with the

girl. Well, yeah, if I had a girl,

I would try to keep the channel secret in

the beginning,

and then think about it, think about

telling her about it.

But by then the channel will probably be

really dead anyway, so does it really

matter how active or dead the channel is?

If I was getting millions of views,

that'd be kind of weird that I kept it a

secret. But if I was only getting like 5K

views, it's not really a big deal. It's

not, it's not like I'm a YouTuber. I can

just say, oh yeah, I just make videos for

fun. It's like a hobby. I only get 5K

views. It's not like I'm a professional

full-time YouTuber. So maybe

having a dead channel actually helps my

case. Just say, oh, it's a silly little

hobby I do to make a little bit of money

on the side. It's not like my,

my main career. Okay, I think that's

enough garlic.

Damn, I've got a lot of garlic left over

Okay, next we have spring onion.

I think the big difference between me and

other YouTubers is I'm probably one of the

only YouTubers who films his home life,

you know, like at home just cooking,

chatting. Most YouTubers like Harold or

Bold and Bankrupt, they don't show that

stuff. Wait, should I put spring onion now

or later? I feel like spring onion doesn't

take very long to cook, so I should add it

in last. Like, Harold just goes completely

inactive for months and randomly pops up

in a new country to make content. He

doesn't like stream his dinner when he's

at home. He keeps all that private. But I

like, I like to stream at home and Be like

this. Okay, I need bacon.

Bacon

and onion. I wonder what Nepal guy is

doing. I saw his car outside petrol

station last time. In 2020, I think.

Probably still

working there. She's gonna end up being

like the next manager there. Oh, look at

this lovely bacon.

Love it. This is my favorite bit of the

bacon, the tail where you go, the fat.

The annoying thing about the Nepal guy is

if you guys were actually there and saw

what went on, you'd probably take his side

because I was a terrible worker. I was

lazy. I didn't do anything properly. Kept

trying to find shortcuts. I kept making

mistakes over and over. I think most

people would probably take his side.

As I've realized over time, I do tend to

be the one who's in the wrong.

Oh, I had a dream last night about the

Roebuck Inn, that Lynn died. My, my boss

Lynn. Maybe she did die. I mean, it's been

15 years since I quit, and she was about

60 at the time. She'd be like 75 now.

Yeah, I went back to Robuck Inn and

Bernard and Lynn— well, Bernard, the

husband, the fat guy who was horrible, he

was there. And then he told me that Lynn

died, passed away, and then it was all

sad. And for some reason I was working

there again. It was really weird.

It's funny, I remember their names. The

cute waitress girl, she was called Leanne.

And then there was this middle-aged

bartender. I think she was called Beryl.

It's funny how I remember everyone's

names. I bet they don't even remember me.

And they were all down there with that

weird Asian guy who had the funny hair.

Everyone just forgets about me like I

never existed.

Yeah, well, I'll show them. Put their face

on YouTube,

then we'll see who's forgotten who.

Should I have 2 pieces of bacon?

Got quite a lot of rice. I don't know if

I'll cook all the rice though. I don't

have to cook all the rice, do I?

I was gonna make a big batch of it, but

then, hmm,

I've got a lot of bacon though.

Okay, I'll put 2 pieces of bacon. So I

want to have the fish with it.

I wonder what happened to the Robuck Inn.

Maybe they went out of business because of

COVID They most definitely probably

went out of business during lockdowns.

They were already struggling for business

before lockdowns.

It would be my dream if I could become

rich and then buy the Robux Inn and turn

it into a brothel. Put each one of my

fangirls into each room. Then I'll have

the main room. Big, big boy Daniel.

I'm probably the weirdest person most

people ever meet in their whole life. So

the people who have met me, I'd be

surprised if they met someone weirder than

me.

Okay, that's good enough.

Spamming. The spamming finally stops,

didn't it? See, it didn't take— oh, I

forgot the celery.

I think celery in fried rice is quite

I hate these stringy bits.

I was watching that LaoY86 guy who

makes videos about China. He has a video

called 5 Things I Hate About My Chinese

Wife. I wonder if he got the idea from my

channel. He also got thousands

of dislikes. I think it was like 50%

dislikes. And he actually said one of the

same things I said. He said he hates it

when his Chinese wife makes him have a

shower before going to bed. And that's one

of the points I've made. I said Chihiro

kept having a shower before going to bed