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SPECIAL McDonald's clubhouse Burger
2020-07-30 · 11 min
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I just arrived at my new Airbnb after
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0:02–0:05 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_0about 6 hours traveling on the train.
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0:06–0:07 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_1I was on the train for nearly 6 hours,
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0:09–0:12 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_2cut straight through the middle of
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0:12–0:14 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_3Germany, saw a lot of the countryside.
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0:14–0:16 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_4Just got to my new Airbnb. Don't know if I
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0:16–0:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_5want to show you it yet. Maybe I'll
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0:19–0:22 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_6save the Airbnb tour for the next video.
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0:22–0:26 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_7Well, I couldn't go shopping because it's
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0:27–0:28 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_8Sunday and in Germany everything's closed
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0:28–0:32 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_9on Sunday, so I could only get McDonald's
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0:33–0:35 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_10and this has to last me for the rest of
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0:40–0:42 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_11the day because I don't really feel like
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0:42–0:43 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_12going back out to do more shopping.
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0:44–0:46 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_13I got chips and An apple
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0:48–0:53 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_14tash. Apple tash.
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0:53–0:56 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_15And I got chicken nuggets, and I got this
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0:57–1:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_16new burger which I've never tried before.
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1:00–1:02 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_17It's called a— why is it all black?
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1:03–1:07 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_18It's called a Clubhouse. It looks much
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1:08–1:10 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_19better in the picture.
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1:11–1:12 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_20Let me take the thumbnail first.
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1:14–1:16 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_21There we go. Beautiful. So this
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1:17–1:21 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_22looks absolutely nothing like the picture.
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1:21–1:23 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_23Look at that. It's kind of like YouTube
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1:24–1:26 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_24videos, isn't it? You see the thumbnail
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1:27–1:29 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_25and it looks really good, then you click
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1:29–1:30 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_26on the video and it's just clickbait
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1:30–1:32 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_27rubbish. Same thing with McDonald's. They
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1:33–1:35 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_28have a really nice picture for the advert,
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1:35–1:37 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_29and then the real thing doesn't look too
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1:38–1:41 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_30great, does it? Well, maybe it tastes
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1:41–1:45 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_31Hmm, tastes very dry and hard.
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1:52–1:55 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_32Sorry, I was just so hungry I accidentally
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2:01–2:04 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_33ate and needed all of it without recording
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2:04–2:07 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_34anything. Wow,
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2:07–2:10 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_35this is my second McDonald's meal today.
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2:12–2:14 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_36For breakfast when I left the hotel, I
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2:15–2:17 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_37had, um, I had a cheeseburger and chips.
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2:18–2:21 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_38And then for my second meal, I had this.
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2:28–2:31 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_39McDonald's is really saving my life
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2:32–2:34 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_40because it's the only restaurant that has
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2:34–2:36 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_41touchscreen menus And you can order food
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2:36–2:39 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_42without having to talk to anyone. I went
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2:40–2:42 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_43to KFC, but they didn't have them. I went
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2:43–2:45 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_44to Burger King, they didn't have them
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2:46–2:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_45either. In Korea, if you go to Burger King
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2:47–2:50 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_46or KFC, they have touchscreen menus, but
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2:50–2:52 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_47not here, just McDonald's.
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2:52–2:53 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_48Oh, thank God for McDonald's, otherwise
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2:57–3:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_49I'd probably be starving.
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3:00–3:01 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_50I don't know why, but I'm, I'm talking to
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3:06–3:09 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_51people less and less. I barely even say
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3:09–3:13 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_52thank you now or say hello when they say
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3:13–3:16 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_53hello to me. It's getting really bad.
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3:17–3:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_54I just don't feel like talking to people
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3:23–3:26 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_55when I buy food. I just want to pay, get
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3:28–3:30 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_56my stuff, go home. Why can't they
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3:30–3:34 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_57get robots to do this work?
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3:34–3:35 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_58So this is going to be my last Airbnb,
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3:39–3:42 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_59and then I'm going back to England,
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3:44–3:45 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_60probably end of July,
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3:46–3:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_61because I have to go to the dentist back
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3:54–3:55 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_62home in England. Get my eyes sorted out as
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3:56–3:58 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_63well, and I don't really have any reason
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3:58–4:01 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_64to stay here any longer.
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4:01–4:04 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_65So I thought I would splash out on the
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4:06–4:08 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_66last Airbnb, get a nice place, because the
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4:09–4:11 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_67last hotel was really shit. It was like a
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4:12–4:14 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_68prison cell, so small, didn't have any
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4:15–4:17 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_69facilities like a kettle or kitchen.
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4:18–4:20 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_70Look at that kitchen I've got. I'm gonna
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4:22–4:25 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_71do some cooking.
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4:25–4:26 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_72So this place costs £800
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4:32–4:37 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_73for 2 weeks,
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4:37–4:40 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_74roughly. So I think it's a pretty good
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4:41–4:44 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_75price. £800 for 2 weeks. If I
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4:45–4:48 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_76stayed for a whole month, it'd be £1,600.
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4:49–4:50 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_77I could afford that even,
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4:52–4:54 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_78even with my dying YouTube channel. I
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4:56–4:58 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_79could still afford $1,600 a month.
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4:59–5:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_80I could live in a place like this. Now I
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5:02–5:05 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_81guess I can show you.
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5:06–5:06 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_82I'll just show you the living area. Look
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5:09–5:12 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_83at that TV, it's huge! It's like 50
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5:13–5:15 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_84inches. I've never seen a TV that big
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5:15–5:18 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_85before. And that sofa.
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5:18–5:21 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_86I'd love to live in a place like this.
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5:26–5:28 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_87Maybe I should stop traveling, stop
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5:30–5:31 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_88wasting my money on traveling to random
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5:31–5:33 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_89places, and just get my own place in
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5:34–5:35 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_90England. Nice place, make it look nice,
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5:35–5:38 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_91decorate it, get a dog or a cat.
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5:38–5:41 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_92Maybe I'm getting too old for all this.
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5:43–5:45 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_93Traveling here, traveling there for no
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5:45–5:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_94real reason.
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5:47–5:48 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_95Yeah, I could see myself living here and
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5:51–5:53 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_96being happy.
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5:53–5:54 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_97And if I could afford the price it costs
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5:59–6:01 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_98as an Airbnb, I definitely could afford
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6:02–6:04 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_99the price it would cost as someone who's
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6:04–6:06 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_100just renting it as a person who lives
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6:06–6:09 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_101here. So I bet I'm paying way
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6:09–6:13 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_102more money than all the people who live
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6:13–6:15 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_103around in this area who are just normal
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6:15–6:17 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_104German people living here. I bet they pay
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6:18–6:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_105way less than I'm paying.
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6:19–6:20 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_106Yeah, I'm starting to rethink my whole way
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6:26–6:30 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_107of thinking. Do I just want to aimlessly
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6:30–6:33 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_108go around to different countries, or would
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6:33–6:36 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_109I like to have a nice place like this for
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6:36–6:37 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_110Hmm, decisions, decisions.
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6:41–6:43 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_111Maybe it's fun having your own place and
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6:56–6:57 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_112decorating it.
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6:57–6:58 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_113Hmm.
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7:04–7:04 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_114Also, this place is like a proper Airbnb.
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7:14–7:16 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_115It's not some random person's home.
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7:16–7:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_116I looked around in the cupboards and the
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7:20–7:21 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_117wardrobes and there's no stuff, no stuff
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7:22–7:25 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_118belonging to the owner. So I guess this is
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7:25–7:28 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_119like a proper business, not his actual
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7:28–7:31 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_120home.
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7:31–7:31 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_121And the check-in was so easy. He just left
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7:36–7:38 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_122a little box with a passcode, gave me the
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7:38–7:42 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_123number, and then I opened the number— I
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7:42–7:45 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_124used the number to open the box and the
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7:45–7:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_125key was inside. So easy. The first
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7:47–7:51 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_126Airbnb was rubbish because he gave the key
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7:51–7:54 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_127to some old Asian guy in a sushi
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7:55–7:57 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_128restaurant And he didn't speak English and
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7:57–8:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_129he barely spoke German. This young German
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8:01–8:03 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_130guy helped me translate, and the old
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8:03–8:07 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_131Asian guy was struggling to understand
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8:08–8:09 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_132what even the young German guy was saying
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8:09–8:11 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_133in German. So it
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8:12–8:15 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_134took a while for him to understand
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8:16–8:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_135that I needed the key. And then
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8:19–8:23 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_136the second Airbnb was fine, but I had to
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8:23–8:25 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_137meet the owner. And he gave me
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8:26–8:29 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_138the keys in person. But the whole little
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8:30–8:32 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_139lockbox with the passcode is such a good
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8:33–8:34 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_140idea. Wow, I'm full
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8:35–8:38 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_141up already just from that burger and a few
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8:39–8:40 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_142chips, and I've still got 6 McNuggets and
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8:41–8:44 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_143an apple tarte left. You know what's weird
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8:44–8:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_144about German train stations? No one checks
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8:47–8:50 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_145to see if you've got a ticket. I just
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8:51–8:53 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_146walked on the train and then walked off.
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8:53–8:55 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_147Didn't pay a ticket— for a ticket. And
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8:55–8:57 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_148there's no ticket barriers. In Japan, you
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8:58–9:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_149have to buy a ticket to get past the
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9:01–9:02 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_150barrier. Even in England, you have to buy
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9:03–9:04 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_151a ticket to get past the barrier. In
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9:05–9:06 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_152Germany, there's no ticket barrier and
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9:06–9:09 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_153you can just walk onto the train, walk
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9:09–9:11 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_154down to the platform, and there's ticket
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9:12–9:13 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_155machines on the platform, but you don't
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9:13–9:15 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_156have to buy one.
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9:15–9:15 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_157So I saved my money. I mean,
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9:20–9:24 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_158for legal reasons, I definitely did buy a
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9:24–9:27 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_159ticket, and I would never ride public
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9:27–9:30 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_160transport without paying. That— okay, so
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9:30–9:33 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_161my plans are tomorrow I need to go
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9:33–9:35 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_162shopping. I need to buy fruit. I need to
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9:35–9:37 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_163buy proper food ingredients to do some
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9:37–9:40 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_164cooking. I need to stop eating McDonald's
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9:41–9:44 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_165and these disgusting sandwiches. And I
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9:44–9:47 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_166want to buy some dumbbells so I can do
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9:47–9:49 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_167some lifting. I haven't done any lifting
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9:50–9:51 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_168in a while. I was thinking, should I
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9:51–9:55 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_169sign up to go to the gym or just buy some
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9:55–9:57 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_170dumbbells? I think buying dumbbells would
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9:57–10:00 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_171be easier and cheaper.
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10:00–10:02 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_172So hopefully they sell dumbbells nearby,
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10:04–10:06 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_173and then I guess I'll focus on making some
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10:09–10:11 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_175getting bored with all the I'm in my new
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10:12–10:14 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_176Airbnb. Now I'm in a field. Now I'm doing
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10:14–10:17 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_177sightseeing. Now I'm sitting on a train.
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10:17–10:19 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_178I think I need to do some topics like
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10:19–10:23 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_179what it's like being an Asian man in
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10:23–10:25 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_180Germany or something like that.
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10:25–10:27 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_1815 annoying things about living in Germany.
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10:28–10:30 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_182I need to do some topics, I think. Yeah,
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10:31–10:34 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_183so those are my plans. I don't really have
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10:34–10:37 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_184much else to say. I need to get settled
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10:37–10:38 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_185into my new place.
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10:38–10:39 · rev_68991ed0ea53db6484222414b343fadb_186And, um, yeah, see you next time.
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