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MY EX GIRLFRIEND BLOCKED ME! [WeKpy_6VyVc]

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  1. Testing,

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  2. testing,

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  3. testing.

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  4. Testing.

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  5. Um.

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  6. I'm back from the garden.

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  7. Okay, I'm gonna ban TB. Every time you

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  8. comment, it's always like a negative thing

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  9. about my appearance. Getting fed up of

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  10. you,

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  11. stupid idiot.

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  12. What is it? Chat.

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  13. Uh, how do I ban? Where's the ban button?

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  14. Block. Is that the same as banning?

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  15. That's not banning them.

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  16. Yeah, it's annoying. Every time you say

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  17. something, it's always like, your face

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  18. looks fat, your hair looks great, what

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  19. about you? Let's see what your stupid face

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  20. looks like. Bet you look fat and stupid as

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  21. well, stupid idiot. Get lost.

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  22. Why can't I ban him now?

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  23. Every time I see you comment, it's always

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  24. like an insult. Don't think I

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  25. haven't noticed.

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  26. Oh, I can't There's no ban button.

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  27. There's just a report and a block button.

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  28. What's The stupid website.

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  29. Oh my God,

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  30. I can't even ban someone. What?

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  31. I can't even ban— oh, there it is.

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  32. That's weird. When I pop out the chat You

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  33. can't ban them, but then you pop the chat

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  34. back in and then

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  35. you can. Okay, I'll let

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  36. it slide, but one more time I will ban

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  37. you. My face is not fat. I don't know what

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  38. you're talking about.

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  39. Will I watch Ice Poseidon Hunger Games?

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  40. No, I hate these stupid Hunger Games event

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  41. things. They're so lame. It's just

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  42. a bunch of idiots running around in a

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  43. field shooting each other with toy guns

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  44. trying to get some stupid prize. That I

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  45. don't care if they get the prize or not.

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  46. I'm not getting the prize, so why would I

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  47. care? I used to like watching Ice because

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  48. I want to see Ice. I want to see like 50

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  49. random idiots from Kick or whatever

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  50. streamers they are. These events

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  51. Ice does are so rubbish, like his prison

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  52. house stuff, so rubbish.

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  53. I tried watching it, it's so bad. It's

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  54. just like a bunch of idiots screaming at

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  55. each other in a house. I don't know why

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  56. Ice does this rubbish.

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  57. Just go out on the street and do IRL, for

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  58. This Hunger Games thing is so played out.

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  59. So many creators have done it and it's

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  60. never interesting.

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  61. Oh God, I'm sweating so bad. I just dug 2

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  62. holes in the garden for my mum.

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  63. We got this new shovel. It's like a

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  64. pointed shovel. It made it so easy to dig

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  65. the hole. I can't believe I dug that big

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  66. hole back in 2020 using a flat edge spade.

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  67. She's got these new pointed spades.

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  68. It's so easy. It's like stabbing the

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  69. ground with a sword.

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  70. It was actually kind of fun. I dug it too

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  71. deep though. Because I got carried away.

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  72. And then I kicked my football. It's really

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  73. hard because the football's really small

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  74. and I'm wearing sandals, flip-flops.

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  75. Yeah, I dug with slippers on. I don't

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  76. understand why people were saying I need

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  77. to step on the spade to dig when it's way

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  78. easier if I just squat on the floor and go

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  79. like that into the ground. That's way

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  80. easier.

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  81. To begin with, yeah, I would use my foot

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  82. to start making the hole, but once the

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  83. hole is formed, I will then prefer to be

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  84. lower down to the ground so I don't have

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  85. to bend over and hurt my back, because my

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  86. back starts to hurt if I'm standing up

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  87. because I've got to dig in a hole which is

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  88. below where my feet are.

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  89. Well, I don't have much body weight, so

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  90. there's no point in trying to use my body

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  91. weight. My body weight is what,

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  92. 50 kg? I think I can easily exert 50

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  93. kg using my arms.

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  94. If I can lift 15 kg dumbbells,

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  95. that's 30 kg, 2 arms.

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  96. I guess that is less than my body weight.

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  97. Yeah. So I remember last stream I said I

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  98. sent a message to the Thai girlfriend and

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  99. then she said bye forever. She then

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  100. blocked me because I went to try and click

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  101. on her profile and it was the same thing

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  102. that Chihiro's profile says when I tried

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  103. to click on it. So at first when they

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  104. block you, you can still see the profile.

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  105. But then you can't see the photos anymore,

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  106. and it will say zero followers, zero

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  107. following, which means they've blocked you

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  108. because now you can't see any of their

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  109. info. Can't believe she blocked me though.

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  110. Why do women always block you when you

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  111. break up? I don't get it.

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  112. Why did I click on the profile? I don't

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  113. know, why not? Just to check.

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  114. Does Danny still have a GF?

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  115. Uh, no, we broke up because I wanted

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  116. to meet Sunny and then she got mad,

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  117. so I said, okay, whatever. I'm still going

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  118. to meet Sunny.

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  119. So I met Sunny last weekend, but I

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  120. didn't film anything cuz I couldn't be

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  121. How do you not know who Sunny is? She was

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  122. the British girl who was in 2 of my

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  123. streams this year in Japan.

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  124. Are you going to Japan again sometime? I

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  125. don't know, to be honest. Right now I'm

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  126. more interested in getting a car.

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  127. So I got approved finance for a Tesla

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  128. Model 3 Long Range All-Wheel Drive. I've

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  129. got 4 days to accept it because I've

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  130. reserved the car, but I don't know.

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  131. It's £5,000 deposit and then £200

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  132. a month for 42 months PCP.

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  133. So I don't even own the car after the

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  134. contract ends unless I pay an extra

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  135. £14,000 to buy the car.

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  136. So that'd be like £30,000 after 4 years.

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  137. I don't know, insurance would be like

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  138. £250, £300 a month.

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  139. That's like £500 a month.

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  140. I can't believe they approved me for

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  141. finance. I put my job is entertainer.

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  142. I make £12K a year and they approved me

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  143. for finance. I thought I wouldn't get

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  144. approved for finance. And it's not like

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  145. a crappy Tesla. It's a nice Tesla.

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  146. 2020, year 2020. It's only got 50,000

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  147. miles. It's this long— it's the— it's not

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  148. the standard model, it's the long range

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  149. model with all-wheel drive, not just

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  150. rear-wheel drive. So it's got like over

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  151. 300 miles range on it, not just the

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  152. rubbish standard range, which I think is

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  153. only 200. That's why the insurance is so

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  154. expensive, is because it's the long range

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  155. Spec, not the Standard Range, which is

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  156. kind of annoying. I'd prefer to get the

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  157. Standard Range and have lower insurance,

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  158. but the website, they've only got the Long

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  159. Range for some reason.

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  160. Interest rate on the loan, don't know,

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  161. it's like 11%. Let me see.

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  162. So price of the car is £22,000,

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  163. admin fee £99. I put a deposit of £5,000,

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  164. so the loan amount is £17,000.

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  165. Amount of interest, £6,000. Total finance

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  166. amount, £23,000. 42 monthly payments of

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  167. £210. So that's

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  168. like 42 times 210.

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  169. £8,800 plus my deposit. It's like £14,000,

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  170. and then I've got to give the car back

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  171. after 4 years. 42 divided by 12 is what?

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  172. It's like 3 years.

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  173. No, it's 3 years and 6 months.

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  174. Where are you gonna charge it? I can

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  175. charge it at home. You can plug it into

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  176. the 3-pin connector. And it will be like

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  177. 50p— I mean, 15p per kilowatt.

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  178. So to fully charge it would be like, I

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  179. don't know, £12, but it would take like 20

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  180. hours. So it recommended you get the home

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  181. charger, but that's like £1,500 for it to

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  182. be installed and everything. Supercharger

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  183. would be more expensive, I guess.

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  184. If I could afford an extra £500 a month,

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  185. I would be tempted, but I'm so broke and I

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  186. can't figure out how to make more money.

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  187. My views just going down and down.

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  188. Nothing goes viral.

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  189. I'd have to get a job, I guess. Work like

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  190. one week a month. How much would I make?

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  191. To make £500 a month extra.

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  192. How much do I earn per day? Well, off

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  193. YouTube right now, I'm making between £800

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  194. and £1,000 on YouTube, which is not

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  195. very good.

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  196. No, I'd need to make an extra £500 a month

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  197. to be able to pay for this Tesla,

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  198. but I don't know if it's worth it. Maybe

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  199. I'll just get a normal car like a Toyota

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  200. Prius. They're pretty good.

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  201. It's tempting. It's home delivered as

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  202. well. I could just sign the document, but

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  203. I have to sell some stocks to free up the

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  204. £5,000, which would take a few days.

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  205. But I'd probably get bored of it. I'd

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  206. probably just feel bored after a week and

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  207. then regret it, and I'll be like, oh no,

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  208. I gotta pay £500 a month for this

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  209. stupid Tesla. If it was gonna make me

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  210. money, then I'd do it. But I don't know

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  211. how to make money using it. I could try

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  212. and make videos, but they're not gonna get

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  213. any views. I've seen other channels where

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  214. they've got like 40-50k subs and they've

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  215. done a good review of the Tesla, and after

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  216. a year they've only gotten like 30k views.

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  217. And it was a good video, a small channel,

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  218. so they got— fucking drilling outside.

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  219. No one cares about Teslas anymore unless

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  220. it's the latest model like the Cybertruck

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  221. or something. No one cares about watching

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  222. a video about 5-year-old Tesla Model 3,

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  223. do they?

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  224. Start driving Uber. I looked into Uber.

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  225. You've got to get a license, like, uh,

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  226. it's called PCO license. I forgot what it

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  227. means. Basically a taxi driver

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  228. license. So you gotta pass a bunch of

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  229. tests, background check, you gotta take a

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  230. topographical test of your knowledge on

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  231. London routes, which is stupid because I'm

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  232. not even going to be driving in London.

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  233. But because it's a London test, it's

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  234. called TfL something London.

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  235. So you need that license and it's like

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  236. £700. And then you need

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  237. to get insurance as well. If you're going

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  238. to do delivery work or taxi work, you need

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  239. different insurance. It's called hire and

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  240. reward insurance.

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  241. It's such a pain to get anything done. I

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  242. tried signing up to Amazon Flex and it

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  243. says, it says, um, there's no delivery

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  244. sites in your area looking for drivers.

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  245. So that's rubbish, isn't it?

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  246. Well, I got the Amazon Flex app thinking,

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  247. oh, I just sign up and then I can get work

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  248. delivering parcels. It's not that easy

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  249. because there's like 1,000 other people

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  250. thinking the same thing Amazon

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  251. doesn't need 1,000 drivers in the same

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  252. area, so then you end up having to wait.

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  253. You get put on a waiting list, sitting

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  254. there waiting for months or who knows how

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  255. Why is everything so annoying? Nothing's

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  256. Maybe I could try Deliveroo.

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  257. Maybe that's easier. But then imagine

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  258. delivering burgers in a Tesla. That's just

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  259. kind of weird, isn't it?

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  260. Imagine you go to the Amazon warehouse to

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  261. go pick up your parcels in a Tesla. It

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  262. looks so weird. They'd be like, oh, rich

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  263. boy, why do you need to deliver parcels if

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  264. you're so rich with your Tesla?

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  265. I'd be kind of embarrassed pulling up at

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  266. the Tesla— I mean, the Amazon depot in a

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  267. My sister said if you get a Tesla, you

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  268. drive it in London, you're gonna get

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  269. robbed. I thought, yeah, it is a bit scary

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  270. because it's such a nice-looking car. All

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  271. the thieves are gonna be eyeing it,

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  272. aren't they?

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  273. So yeah, maybe I get a Toyota Prius

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  274. instead. You can get those for a couple

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  275. thousand pounds. They've got hybrid

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  276. engine, cheap to insure.

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  277. I don't know what to get now. Or maybe

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  278. I'll just get any crappy car.

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  279. As long as it's diesel, it should have

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  280. good fuel economy. But I

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  281. want the Tesla. It looks cool and it's got

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  282. cameras on it. And you can automatically

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  283. heat up the seats from your phone.

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  284. The Hyundai Ioniq Electric looks quite

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  285. good, and it's basically the same cost

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  286. to run it as a Tesla. Like, it's as cheap

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  287. as a Tesla to charge, but it's way cheaper

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  288. for insurance, and it's much cheaper for

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  289. the car. Like 7K, 6 to 8K.

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  290. What if you get a Tesla and only end up

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  291. using it once a week? Yeah, that's the

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  292. problem. Unless I could get a job

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  293. where I need the Tesla, like delivering,

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  294. but it's not easy because I live,

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  295. I live in the middle of nowhere. Who's

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  296. going to Deliver stuff here.

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  297. Maybe I just go to the dealership with my

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  298. mum and then see if they got a cheap car.

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  299. I thought Amazon Flex idea was good.

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  300. Sounded easy.

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  301. Dave Gibson's outside. With the trimmer

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  302. thing making noise.

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  303. Can you hear it?

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  304. It's hard to talk now hearing that,

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  305. but the good thing about dealership is you

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  306. can see the car you can see loads of cars

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  307. all at once instead of— I don't want to go

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  308. to some person's house on the street.

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  309. I'd rather do it at a dealership if I had

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  310. to get a car.

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  311. I can't concentrate talking hearing that

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  312. buzzing in the background.

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  313. It's completely stopped my mind from

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  314. being able to talk now. I can't even make

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  315. a sentence with that in the background.

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  316. Oh my God.

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  317. But the thing is, I don't think I like the

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  318. Model 3. Isn't it really low down? I don't

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  319. like those cars where you're sitting

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  320. really low, like Honda Civic. They're

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  321. called bucket seats, aren't they? It's

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  322. supposed to make it feel like it goes

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  323. faster because you're lower to the ground.

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  324. I hate those cars. Stupid. They— people

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  325. look stupid driving them as well because

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  326. they're like, they're sitting in the car

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  327. like this. They're like this.

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  328. They look so stupid, and you can't see

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  329. anything because you're so low down in the

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  330. car. But people think they look cool

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  331. driving a Honda Civic. They're like, oh,

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  332. I'm a racer, I like driving, it's fun.

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  333. It's not fun. You just press a pedal and

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  334. it moves. We talk— I don't understand

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  335. people who are like, oh, it's more fun to

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  336. drive. You press a pedal and it goes.

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  337. It's all the same. The hell are you

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  338. talking about? Fun to drive? What the hell

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  339. does fun to drive mean? Weird. All these—

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  340. they're called petrolheads. People who are

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  341. really into cars. I think they're kind of

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  342. sad because they're like, oh, listen to

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  343. the engine. Oh wow, it's loud.

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  344. Grow up. I don't

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  345. want to get a car because it's fun. I want

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  346. to get one because it's convenient and

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  347. it's comfortable. How's it fun?

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  348. People are weird.

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  349. But I wouldn't want to get the Model 3 if

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  350. it's like a low-down seat. Which I think

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  351. it might be. Imagine I get the Model 3 and

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  352. it arrives and I don't like it, because I

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  353. don't think I've sat in one before. I sat

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  354. in the Model Y in Thailand and I quite

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  355. liked it because it's an SUV.

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  356. I can't get the Model Y, it's too

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  357. expensive. It's like £28,000

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  358. and the insurance is even more expensive

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  359. for Model Y than There's no way I could

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  360. get that.

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  361. So it's probably a better idea if I go to

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  362. a dealership and then sit in a bunch of

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  363. cars and then see if I can get finance on

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  364. something more reasonable, like a Toyota

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  365. Prius, or what's that other car?

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  366. Hyundai Ioniq.

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  367. I thought if I drive, Sunny can dish out

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  368. the parcels, but I can't get

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  369. any work. Stupid Amazon. Took ages

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  370. to sign up to it and now it just says,

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  371. sorry, not looking for new partners.

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  372. And I don't know if I can just go to a new

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  373. area and then it would look for work

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  374. there. Sorry, there aren't any delivery

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  375. sites in your area looking for new

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  376. delivery partners at the moment. Check

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  377. back regularly to see if any openings

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  378. become available. What does that mean?

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  379. What, no one in the entire country of the

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  380. UK? There's not, not a single parcel

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  381. that needs to be delivered?

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  382. What a load of rubbish.

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  383. Unless there's like 10,000 drivers who

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  384. just signed up and they're waiting and I'm

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  385. on the waiting list.

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  386. I was really excited about it. I thought

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  387. you just sign up and then you go to the

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  388. Amazon warehouse and pick up the boxes. I

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  389. don't think you have to wait. Does it mean

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  390. I'm on a waiting list or there's just no

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  391. deliveries? Like no one's buying stuff on

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  392. Amazon anymore.

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  393. All my plans ruined. I was going to get

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  394. the Tesla and do Amazon.

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  395. Do you think unemployed people without 5

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  396. years experience can actually get jobs?

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  397. Yes, I do. I got the job at the petrol

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  398. station and they didn't care. They just

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  399. said, when can you start? People don't

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  400. care. They want staff. As long as you're

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  401. not a criminal and you can get

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  402. there, they don't care. When I interviewed

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  403. at the petrol station, she wasn't like,

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  404. what was your previous 5 years employment?

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  405. Why haven't you had a job since 2011?

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  406. Why do you think they care though?

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  407. She just said, when can you start?

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  408. I doubt much has changed since those days.

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  409. Warehouses near your area don't need

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  410. people. So what do I do? Just wait?

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  411. How long? It should have a number saying

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  412. what list, what number in the queue I am

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  413. until I get— what does it mean though?

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  414. When they need people, would the job pop

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  415. up, or do I still have to wait because I'm

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  416. not like officially accepted yet?

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  417. I mean, obviously the only job I'd do is

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  418. unskilled work because I don't have any

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  419. skills. That's all I'd get.

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  420. Delivery driving is the worst. I watched

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  421. some videos of someone else doing it. It

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  422. looked easy. You just go to the warehouse,

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  423. scan the items, you put it in your car,

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  424. and then you follow the app, knock on the

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  425. door, give the parcel, next one. Do it for

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  426. like 3 hours. And go home.

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  427. Easy. The only thing I'd be

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  428. scared of is if there's dogs. I don't like

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  429. dogs. Dogs scare me.

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  430. Or angry people. Or I don't

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  431. know, what if I

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  432. heard some people do weird stuff, like

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  433. they demand you give them the parcel even

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  434. if they can't verify their ID or

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  435. something. Or you get sent to

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  436. weird places like a farm, and then you

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  437. gotta walk down the trail to get to the

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  438. door. Maybe it isn't as easy as I

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  439. think.

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  440. I also heard that if a Tesla— if the

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  441. battery dies, gets to 0%, the doors don't

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  442. open. What if you're inside of it and it

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  443. dies and then you can't get out? It's like

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  444. that— what's that thing in Fallout? You

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  445. know, the Brotherhood of Steel, the big

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  446. armor? In the show, the Squire

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  447. pulls out the fusion core, shutting it

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  448. down, and the black guy inside is trapped

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  449. inside of it. Left to die. That's what the

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  450. Tesla's like, isn't it? You can't get out

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  451. of it then if the battery dies. That's so

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  452. stupid.

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  453. I saw a short on YouTube. He said if your

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  454. battery dies, you can't open the door

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  455. unless you jumpstart the battery using

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  456. jumpstart pack. But what if that's in the

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  457. back, in the boot, and you can't open it

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  458. because the battery's dead? Sounds kind of

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  459. stupid. I don't know, some things I don't

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  460. like about the Tesla, like why can't you

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  461. just have a key that opens the door? Why

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  462. do you need a stupid app to open the door?

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  463. And I don't like how there's no buttons.

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  464. You should have some buttons. Everything

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  465. shouldn't be done on the tablet screen.

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  466. Maybe I wouldn't like a Tesla. I don't

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  467. know. Did I miss anything?

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  468. Yeah, I signed up for Amazon delivery and

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  469. there's no jobs.

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  470. I got all excited thinking, oh, I'm gonna

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  471. make £3,000 a month. All I have to do is

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  472. deliver 5 hours a day. I signed up,

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  473. got approved, and there's no jobs.

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  474. It just says, sorry, there aren't any

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  475. delivery sites in your area. I don't

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  476. even know where the closest Amazon depot

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  477. is. It's probably miles away.

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  478. Amazon depot.

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  479. There's no way that's the nearest one.

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  480. 140 miles away.

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  481. Maybe I type in Amazon Flex pickup point.

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  482. 50 miles away.

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  483. Weybridge. It'll take

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  484. an hour and a half to get to the closest

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  485. Amazon warehouse. Oh my god, I can't do

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  486. this. There's no Amazon warehouses

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  487. anywhere near where I live. I'd have to

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  488. drive an hour and a half to even get

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  489. there. I'm screwed.

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  490. I thought I could do this to make some

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  491. extra money.

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  492. I can't do anything in the app. I can't

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  493. change my location. I open the app and all

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  494. it says is there's no delivery sites in

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  495. your area.

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  496. How harsh is your mum asking for the $10K?

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  497. She doesn't even care.

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  498. She's like, oh, just pay her back whatever

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  499. you can, whenever, Daniel. Why are

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  500. people thinking she's like, you have to

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  501. pay me $500 a month or else I'm kicking

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  502. you out? People have weird ideas.

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  503. I saw on the subreddit they're whining

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  504. about how my mum should kick me out.

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  505. If she kicks me out, it will just take me

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  506. longer to pay her back because then I've

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  507. got to pay rent, don't I, to get my own

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  508. place? That doesn't make any sense. If she

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  509. wants her money back faster, it makes

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  510. more sense for me to stay at home.

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  511. So if I got to— if I had to get my own

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  512. place and it's like £800 a month and I've

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  513. got to buy food, I'm paying like £1,000 a

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  514. month. And then I get a job and I'm making

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  515. minimum wage, so £1,500 a month. There's

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  516. only £500 left after I pay my rent and

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  517. food.

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  518. So I mean,

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  519. I have to pay other things like internet,

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  520. water, electricity. There would be barely

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  521. anything left. There'd be like a couple

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  522. hundred pounds left after I get paid if I

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  523. had to move out and live on my own.

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  524. Plus my YouTube money, I guess. But then I

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  525. would have— I wouldn't really have much

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  526. time to do YouTube because I'd be working,

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  527. wouldn't I? So my YouTube money would go

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  528. down loads, so I wouldn't be able to pay

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  529. her back any faster. In fact, it would

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  530. just take longer.

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  531. They want you to live independently. I

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  532. did. I lived in Manchester for 6

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  533. months. And I lived in Thailand for 2

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  534. years. I lived in Japan for like 2 years.

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  535. I lived independently or with a girlfriend

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  536. or wife loads of times.

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  537. So are they saying living with a

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  538. girlfriend or wife doesn't count? What?

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  539. Half the population of the world are

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  540. either living with a wife or a girlfriend.

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  541. So are they not living independently?

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  542. What a stupid argument.

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  543. I've lived away from my childhood home

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  544. loads of times.

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  545. It doesn't really mean anything. I— it

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  546. didn't change me or make me grow up as a

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  547. They got really dumb arguments on that

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  548. subreddit. It's like they're just trying

    Segment details35:38–35:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_547
  549. to attack everyone. First they attacked

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  550. Sunny, like trying to dox her and stuff,

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  551. and then they got bored of that. So then

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  552. they started calling me a P-word,

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  553. which no one cared about because it's a

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  554. load of rubbish. And then they started

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  555. attacking my mum for letting me live with

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  556. her as a 30-something-year-old.

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  557. No, the subreddit didn't spook Sunny to

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  558. leave. She came last weekend, so it had no

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  559. effect because she still came. They fired

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  560. their biggest gun and it missed, so they

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  561. probably feel like, oh, give up on Sunny.

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  562. She's just another mentally ill weirdo if

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  563. she still likes Daniel. That's what they

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  564. think. So they gave up on her, now they're

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  565. attacking my mum. They're such a bunch of

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  566. Hire a Tesla for a month. Yeah, I went on

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  567. to the rental sites. You can hire a Model

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  568. X for like £600 for a week.

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  569. No, I don't want to. It's either I I get

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  570. it and it's mine or I don't get it at all.

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  571. Yeah, if I don't get the Tesla, I think

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  572. the Prius seems quite good. The fuel

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  573. economy is really good.

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  574. I was asking AI if you drive 100

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  575. miles, which is cheaper, Toyota Prius,

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  576. Tesla, or diesel car? And The electric

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  577. cars always come out the cheapest. It

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  578. doesn't really matter if it's a Tesla or

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  579. Hyundai Ioniq, still around the same. It

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  580. said like £7 to drive 100 miles, I think.

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  581. And then the diesel was nearly double of

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  582. electric charging, and petrol

    Segment details37:44–37:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_581
  583. was even more expensive. Hybrid was like

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  584. around same area as diesel. So if you're

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  585. not gonna get electric, probably diesel is

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  586. the next best option.

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  587. And the Prius, you can get like a cheap

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  588. Prius, couple thousand pounds. I saw this

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  589. black one, £4,000, but they will have

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  590. loads of miles on it because they're

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  591. usually ex-taxi cars, like 200,000

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  592. miles, 150,000 miles. It's hard to

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  593. choose. Either you get a cheap car but

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  594. then the fuel's expensive, or you get an

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  595. expensive EV but it's

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  596. cheaper to charge it, but then you got

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  597. more expensive insurance. So in the end,

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  598. it's all come— it comes back to the same

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  599. amount, doesn't it?

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  600. If I had a kid in Sunny's class found out

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  601. who she hangs out with, I would get your

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  602. kid out of the class. Why?

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  603. I'm not a criminal or anything.

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  604. Why is insurance more for an EV? Well,

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  605. usually the cars,

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  606. they're like more expensive to make.

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  607. Because they got all the tech in it, and

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  608. they're harder to repair because they need

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  609. special parts, whereas some crappy Toyota

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  610. Prius from 2010 would be easy to repair

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  611. because there's loads of parts.

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  612. And Teslas are seen as like a luxury car,

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  613. so it's more expensive than

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  614. like a Hyundai Ioniq.

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  615. There's so much choice. I don't know what

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  616. Yeah, well, if I had a kid in my class

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  617. with a parent like you, I'd kick the kid

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  618. out. Be like, wow, your dad's a dickhead.

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  619. Get out of my class.

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  620. There's nothing wrong with hanging out

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  621. with me. I've got no criminal record.

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  622. Don't do anything weird.

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  623. No, I don't do OnlyFans anymore,

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  624. actually. I bet there's

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  625. loads of teachers who do OnlyFans on the

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  626. side as well.

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  627. Fuel is really deciding factor for buying

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  628. a car. Yeah, maybe,

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  629. because the expense of the car and the

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  630. insurance probably wipe out any savings

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  631. you make. From the fuel unless you

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  632. drive it for like 20 years.

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  633. But I got approved. I can get the Tesla

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  634. now if I just sign the dotted line.

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  635. They'll deliver it to my home as well.

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  636. Tesla Model 3 Long Range.

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  637. No, I don't want to pay £500 a month.

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  638. I don't know what to do anymore. I want to

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  639. make more money, but I don't know how.

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  640. Ah, stupid YouTube doesn't work anymore.

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  641. Getting like 4K views every upload.

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  642. It's just not working. And because there's

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  643. no growth, it's so boring. Do you know how

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  644. boring it is to do something where there's

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  645. zero growth? It's not exciting or

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  646. fun anymore.

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  647. I don't know why I can't just get any

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  648. growth. Not even a tiny trickle of growth.

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  649. Why is it like that? Why is it like every

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  650. YouTube channel that's older than 6 or 7

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  651. years, they will die and then they don't

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  652. get any views anymore? Maybe like 1

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  653. out of 50, they'll get more views than

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  654. usual. So unfair.

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  655. And then you see some random channel that

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  656. was made 2 months ago blow up and get a 10

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  657. million view viral.

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  658. And then you check back on them a couple

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  659. years later and oh look, their channel

    Segment details43:14–43:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_658
  660. died as well. Stupid website this is.

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  661. Why is the algorithm designed to make

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  662. older channels die like that?

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  663. Uh, I don't

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  664. Why did Thai girl block you? Probably

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  665. because she wants to move on.

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  666. She's scared if she keeps talking to me,

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  667. she might change her mind or something.

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  668. She's probably already emotionally

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  669. detached. Or she's like on the process of

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  670. detaching and talking to me would make

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  671. that difficult, so she blocked me.

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  672. How do you know she blocked you? Because

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  673. when you go on her account, I can't see

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  674. any of it. Just like when Chihiro blocked

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  675. Just another cheerleader. Oh,

    Segment details44:49–44:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_674
  676. fucking fine.

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  677. Ah, I missed it! Fucking hell, how did

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  678. I miss it? It was right in front of me.

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  679. God damn it,

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  680. I missed it again.

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  681. Missed it twice.

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  682. I hate these damn flies, why don't they

    Segment details45:44–45:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_681
  683. piss off? They got the entire world

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  684. to fly around, they fly into the house and

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  685. then get stuck here. Idiots.

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  686. Do I still do gaming videos? Not recently

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  687. because there's no new games coming out.

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  688. I think that Wukong: Black Myth It's the

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  689. next big game to come out, but it looks so

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  690. boring. It's like an Elden Ring wannabe.

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  691. And then there's some Star Wars game

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  692. coming out end of August, Star Wars

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  693. Outlaws, made by Ubisoft. Open world game.

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  694. I could try that.

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  695. The problem is Wukong is £50.

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  696. I don't want to waste £50 and then grind

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  697. out a bunch of videos and they will flop.

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  698. I don't really want to play it. It looks

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  699. really boring. You're like a monkey that

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  700. can shapeshift and then you fight mythical

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  701. monsters. It looks so boring. £50?

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  702. Ugh, I can't— I can't play it for 2 hours

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  703. and then refund it because it's not enough

    Segment details46:50–46:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_702
  704. time to make guides, and guides is where

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  705. the money is. Do not buy doesn't work

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  706. anymore. I need to make guides, but that

    Segment details46:57–47:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_705
  707. means I gotta play this stupid game. I

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  708. don't wanna play it. And the CPM

    Segment details47:03–47:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_707
  709. sucks. Even if I get 10k views, it will

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  710. make $15 probably.

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  711. And some of my Elden Ring videos got 8k

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  712. views and I just made $10 because the CPM

    Segment details47:17–47:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_711
  713. is rubbish. It's better to do tech videos

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  714. because they get really high CPM. Well,

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  715. the Samsung Fold videos did way better for

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  716. way less views, but then I didn't make any

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  717. money because I made a mistake and I lost

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  718. my Flip 4.

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  719. Oh, thanks, No Name, very kind

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  720. of ye.

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  721. Are you financially devastated? Uh,

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  722. no, my stocks bounced back up.

    Segment details47:50–47:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_721
  723. It's just YouTube is making such rubbish

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  724. money now, I can't do anything because

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  725. I've got to pay back this debt, pay back

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  726. the credit card.

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  727. How long do you think I have to wait until

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  728. Amazon gives me jobs? Because what if it

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  729. pops up a job and I don't have a car?

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  730. Maybe I should buy the car.

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  731. Very tricky. Work at the petrol station

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  732. weekends, but the Nepal guy is still

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  733. there. Maybe if he wasn't there, I might

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  734. have thought about it. I'm not going back

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  735. there if he's still there. Try Uber

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  736. Eats. Is it easy to

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  737. sign up to it? I don't know.

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  738. How do I make an extra £500 a month to

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  739. finance my Tesla?

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  740. What do you have to do in the petrol

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  741. station job? So many things.

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  742. First you go in and then you check the

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  743. expired donuts and the bagels and stuff,

    Segment details49:42–49:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_742
  744. chuck them out, and you count how many you

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  745. need to make to replace the old ones. And

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  746. then you walk around, look for expiry

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  747. dates on the food, and then chuck those

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  748. out, and then put new labels for the new

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  749. dates, discount labels, stuff like that.

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  750. Got to— well, apart from just standing at

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  751. the till every time a customer comes So

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  752. when they get fuel, you gotta press the OK

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  753. button to release the fuel. Then you gotta

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  754. cook the food, like the hot food, the pies

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  755. and stuff. What else you do? You got, you

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  756. got to restock the drink shelves. So you

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  757. go into the back and then get a trolley

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  758. and put all the new drinks in the trolley

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  759. and then put it on the shelf.

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  760. You go to the, the drink section, you got

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  761. to like look and then just remember what

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  762. you need. Oh, I need 10 new Cokes, I need

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  763. 5 new Sprites, I need 10 Dr. Peppers,

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  764. go in the back, and then you just try and

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  765. remember and get all the stuff, put it in

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  766. the trolley. Took ages

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  767. to do that well.

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  768. And then you got to do your sweeping,

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  769. clean the floor, mopping.

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  770. Oh, what else? So many things. Lottery

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  771. tickets. And then the

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  772. newspapers will come in the morning. The

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  773. newspaperman just dumps a massive stack of

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  774. newspapers and magazines and inserts, and

    Segment details51:09–51:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_773
  775. then you go individually put the inserts

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  776. into every single newspaper one by one,

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  777. and then stack them back up, and then take

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  778. them out, and then put it into wherever

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  779. they go. I hated the newspapers. No one

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  780. even bought them. What's the point?

    Segment details51:25–51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_779
  781. Imagine buying a newspaper in 2024 when

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  782. you can just get the news on your phone.

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  783. Who buys a bloody newspaper?

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  784. There's like only 2 men, old men, who

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  785. would come in and buy the newspaper, and

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  786. it costs money. I get the news for free on

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  787. Google or Twitter. Imagine paying £2.50

    Segment details51:43–51:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_786
  788. for a stupid newspaper. When are they just

    Segment details51:48–51:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_787
  789. gonna stop making newspapers? Probably in

    Segment details51:51–51:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_788
  790. like 20 years when all the remaining old

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  791. people die. Because no young people ever

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  792. buys a newspaper.

    Segment details51:58–51:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_791
  793. Imagine paying for the news and

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  794. it's

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  795. all like mainstream media.

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  796. Propaganda. I'd rather get my news from

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  797. Twitter, from independent resources,

    Segment details52:25–52:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_796
  798. not stupid Sunday Times, Daily Mirror,

    Segment details52:29–52:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_797
  799. or whatever, which is all just mainstream

    Segment details52:33–52:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_798
  800. propaganda. They all got this agenda.

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  801. They won't tell you what's actually

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  802. happening. They'll just tell you what they

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  803. want you to think is happening.

    Segment details52:42–52:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_802
  804. That's why so many people are stupid,

    Segment details52:46–52:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_803
  805. because they believe all this rubbish.

    Segment details52:48–52:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_804
  806. From BBC and Sky News.

    Segment details52:50–52:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_805
  807. They're all a bunch of losers, all these

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  808. news outlets. They're all just controlled

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  809. by the government.

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  810. Better shut up before Keir Starmer comes

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  811. and locks me up.

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  812. It's getting worse here than it is in

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  813. Thailand. You gotta be careful what

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  814. you say now.

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  815. They're actually locking people up now for

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  816. Facebook posts.

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  817. I get all my news from Elon Musk, Alex

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  818. Jones, and I don't know,

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  819. random people on Twitter who have the

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  820. verified blue tick.

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  821. So the only other job I can do if I give

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  822. up on delivery stuff would be working in a

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  823. shop or cleaning,

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  824. but I'd probably make way more money just

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  825. cleaning toilets, £15 an hour, £12 an

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  826. hour, than doing stupid YouTube.

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  827. Waste of time, this is. Oh, 3K views.

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  828. Wow, made $10. I could literally make $10

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  829. in half an hour cleaning a toilet.

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  830. So fed up with YouTube now.

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  831. Like this livestream today, I'll probably

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  832. do 5 or 6 hours and then I'll make

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  833. Probably $40. $30 to $40,

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  834. which is like, what,

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  835. it's like £30. I could make £30 in

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  836. 2 hours cleaning a toilet.

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  837. If I get £12 an hour times

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  838. 5 days times 2, yeah, I just have

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  839. to work 2 weeks a month.

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  840. To make what I'm making now on YouTube.

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  841. Are you thinking of getting a job? I don't

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  842. know. Sometimes.

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  843. Because I'm so bored and you can't do

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  844. anything when you don't have any money.

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  845. And YouTube is just not good anymore.

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  846. Views are so rubbish.

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  847. Don't know what to talk about. Got no

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  848. content.

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  849. It's like it's just getting harder and

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  850. harder to get views on YouTube every year.

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  851. It's very disappointing.

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  852. I just don't want to have to deal with

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  853. people. I just want like some easy task

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  854. that's repetitive and I just do that and

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  855. then I get paid. Without having to work in

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  856. a team or anything.

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  857. My mum asked me if I wanted a job at Leeds

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  858. Castle washing dishes.

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  859. That would be so depressing. Going back to

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  860. washing dishes. That was my first job when

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  861. I was 17. I used to wash dishes. Imagine

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  862. going back to that as a 35-year-old.

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  863. I felt so happy when the YouTube channel

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  864. started to take off, and I felt like,

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  865. yes, I'll never have to work again. I've

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  866. made it. I thought I was safe from having

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  867. to be part of the real world, and then

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  868. you see it slowly dying in front of your

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  869. eyes. It's so sad.

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  870. I don't know why people don't watch my

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  871. channel anymore.

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  872. It used to be so good. 40K views,

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  873. 30K views.

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  874. Now it's so hard to even get 5K views.

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  875. You don't spill good details anymore

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  876. because it doesn't get any views. What's

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  877. I don't have any money to do anything

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  878. crazy either.

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  879. That's the problem.

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  880. If I talk about cereal, I get demonetized.

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  881. Maybe I'll get a job on Amazon Flex one

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  882. day. It'll pop up, and then I gotta rush

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  883. out and buy a car, don't I?

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  884. I would like to do it. It sounds

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  885. interesting. And then I would have a

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  886. reason to have a car, wouldn't I?

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  887. Oh, thanks, Alus. Thanks for watching.

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  888. Use my mum's car?

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  889. Uh, I guess that would be cheaper to just

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  890. add myself onto her policy.

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  891. Talk about how things were between you and

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  892. Thai girlfriend when she came to Japan.

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  893. It was really bad. We had 3 massive

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  894. fights. When she was in Japan earlier this

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  895. year. I'll always watch your channel.

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  896. Oh, thanks. So the first fight,

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  897. I don't even know why it happened. We— I

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  898. took her to Tokyo Tower and then I

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  899. wanted to take her to Roppongi Hills. And

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  900. then we're at Roppongi Hills or we're on

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  901. the way there. And then she says, She

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  902. says, why is it called Roppongi Hills?

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  903. And I was like, I don't know. And then

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  904. that made her mad. She got mad when I

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  905. would say, I don't know.

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  906. Like it triggered her when I said, I don't

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  907. know. She said it was like I wasn't

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  908. interested in talking to her. I said, I

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  909. don't know why it's called Roppongi Hills.

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  910. What do you want me to say? So then she

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  911. gave me silent treatment for like 2 hours,

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  912. which made me pissed. I was like, why the

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  913. hell give me silent treatment? So she

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  914. says, I was mad because you said I don't

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  915. know. And I was like, what? Why are you

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  916. getting mad because I said 2 words?

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  917. There's nothing bad about saying I don't

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  918. know. You asked me a question I don't know

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  919. the answer to. The hell am I supposed to

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  920. Thai women are weird. Like, they get so

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  921. triggered about money as well. Like, you

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  922. ask them Are you going to pay? Help me

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  923. pay. They're like, what? You make me pay?

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  924. You don't love me. It's so annoying. I

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  925. just want you to help me out a bit with

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  926. the money because I'm not Bill Gates. But

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  927. they're like, oh no, you're the man. You

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  928. got to pay everything. Fuck off.

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  929. I'll never date a Thai woman ever again.

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  930. They got weird ideas of what a man should

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  931. bring to the table. It's not 1854 where

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  932. the man has to pay for everything.

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  933. So then this— so yeah, she gave me silent

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  934. treatment, which made me angry. We go back

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  935. to the hotel and then she starts nagging

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  936. me, and then I just lose it.

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  937. I smash up the whole room and I

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  938. accidentally break her iPhone screen,

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  939. and I hurt my knuckle because I punched I

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  940. punched the tissue box. The tissue box was

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  941. made out of cardboard, but my knuckle

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  942. caught the corner of the box and I bled

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  943. everywhere. That was pretty bad.

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  944. But I was so pissed off that I got silent

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  945. treatment for nothing. And then she's

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  946. still whining at me as if

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  947. I haven't done anything wrong. I don't

    Segment details1:04:36–1:04:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_946
  948. know why I'm getting attacked. So we

    Segment details1:04:38–1:04:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_947
  949. managed to fix that. But then the next day

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  950. I take her to Ueno And we see some temples

    Segment details1:04:43–1:04:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_949
  951. and stuff, and then we go— we walk into

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  952. like this barbecue place and I get a

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  953. barbecue wagyu thing. And then on the way

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  954. out, I want to get a drink, and then she

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  955. says she'll pay for it, and I'm like, oh,

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  956. that's nice. But she takes out her

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  957. Revolut— I mean, her Suica. Good luck in

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  958. your job search. Oh, thanks, Matthew.

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  959. She takes out her Suica, which is

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  960. connected to my Revolut, and I'm like

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  961. You're not paying for it. That's my

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  962. revenue. And then that makes her upset.

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  963. I'm like, why are you upset? I'm just

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  964. pointing out that you're not paying for it

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  965. because it's my money. What do you mean

    Segment details1:05:21–1:05:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_964
  966. you're paying for it?

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  967. So then we were standing around like half

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  968. an hour in Ueno where she was like,

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  969. do you want to fix our relationship? What

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  970. do you mean? I didn't break it. You're the

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  971. one breaking it. Why do I have to fix it?

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  972. All these stupid fights over nothing.

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  973. These are the stupidest reasons to have a

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  974. fight ever.

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  975. And then I can't remember what else

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  976. Yeah, it wasn't really a fight, but the

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  977. last day in Osaka,

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  978. I couldn't do it. It was like completely

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  979. soft. I couldn't get it up. And she got

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  980. upset, which I get.

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  981. This has happened before. I've had, I've

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  982. had other girls where I couldn't get it up

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  983. and then they cried because they thought I

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  984. didn't like them anymore, which I guess— I

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  985. mean, does it mean you don't like them

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  986. anymore if your dick doesn't go hard

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  987. anymore. It was like completely soft.

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  988. And I said, yeah, it's not happening.

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  989. Sorry. She was not happy.

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  990. I just— I couldn't. It wouldn't go up at

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  991. So we had all these fights in Japan. It

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  992. was not a good time.

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  993. I think that really was like the nail in

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  994. the coffin.

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  995. I think after all that,

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  996. I don't know, she still wanted to be

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  997. together even after all that, but I didn't

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  998. really want to be together anymore.

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  999. I felt like there was just too much

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  1000. damage. Too much damage done. Just let

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  1001. it sink at that point.

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  1002. And sex is weird because sometimes you

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  1003. just don't really feel aroused at all,

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  1004. but then you go to like a different place

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  1005. or different room, or there's like

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  1006. different factors factoring into the

    Segment details1:07:53–1:07:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1005
  1007. relationship that make you more aroused?

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  1008. Humans are weird.

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  1009. Was this your longest relationship? It was

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  1010. about a year and a half, wasn't it? I

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  1011. think Chihiro was longer. Met in October,

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  1012. finished in Was it last month?

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  1013. July? I think it was last month. July

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  1014. 2024. Not even 2 years.

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  1015. It was like a year,

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  1016. year and 8 months or 9 months. I think I

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  1017. was with Chihiro 2017 October until

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  1018. January 2020.

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  1019. Nearly 3 years.

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  1020. Relationships are so stressful. Why does

    Segment details1:09:08–1:09:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1019
  1021. it always end in arguing and fighting?

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  1022. Maybe I'm just not good at relationships.

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  1023. It's so difficult. I don't know why it's

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  1024. so difficult.

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  1025. What else happened? Yeah, she kept talking

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  1026. on the phone in the train in Japan. And I

    Segment details1:09:43–1:09:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1025
  1027. kept saying, you can't talk on the phone

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  1028. in Japan, but she wouldn't listen. She

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  1029. would just be on the phone. Oh my God.

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  1030. Bringing a Thai person to Japan is a

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  1031. nightmare. Because Thai people in

    Segment details1:09:54–1:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1030
  1032. Thailand, they do all this stuff that you

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  1033. can't do in Japan. Like, you can't just

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  1034. simply go up to a stranger and ask for

    Segment details1:10:03–1:10:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1033
  1035. help in Japan. That's weird. You don't

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  1036. just go up to the train staff and ask for

    Segment details1:10:08–1:10:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1035
  1037. help. That's weird.

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  1038. You don't talk on the train in Japan on

    Segment details1:10:16–1:10:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1037
  1039. your phone. It's weird. I felt so

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  1040. embarrassed.

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  1041. She kept going up to Japanese people and

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  1042. asking them in English as if they're going

    Segment details1:10:35–1:10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1041
  1043. to understand. Japanese people don't speak

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  1044. Unless they like work in a hotel or in the

    Segment details1:10:42–1:10:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1043
  1045. tourism industry. Otherwise they're like

    Segment details1:10:46–1:10:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1044
  1046. scared of speaking English or they speak

    Segment details1:10:50–1:10:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1045
  1047. very basic English and then I have to step

    Segment details1:10:51–1:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1046
  1048. in and use Japanese when I

    Segment details1:10:54–1:10:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1047
  1049. could have just Googled what we needed to

    Segment details1:10:58–1:10:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1048
  1050. find out. I met David Bond and he was like

    Segment details1:11:00–1:11:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1049
  1051. that too. He would just like go and grab a

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  1052. train station staff and bring him over to

    Segment details1:11:06–1:11:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1051
  1053. me and then get me to ask him. It was so

    Segment details1:11:09–1:11:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1052
  1054. annoying.

    Segment details1:11:11–1:11:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1053
  1055. Yeah, train station staff are there to

    Segment details1:11:22–1:11:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1054
  1056. help, but it's so annoying trying to do it

    Segment details1:11:23–1:11:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1055
  1057. in English. I only ask for help if I

    Segment details1:11:27–1:11:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1056
  1058. really Need to. Like, I don't have any

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  1059. time. I need to know where to go now.

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  1060. David Bond quit YouTube.

    Segment details1:11:40–1:11:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1059
  1061. I wonder why. Maybe he got demonetized.

    Segment details1:11:44–1:11:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1060
  1062. If I got demonetized, I'd quit too,

    Segment details1:11:46–1:11:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1061
  1063. because there'd be no point doing it

    Segment details1:11:48–1:11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1062
  1064. anymore. I'm not doing this for no money.

    Segment details1:11:49–1:11:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1063
  1065. I'd rather just not do it.

    Segment details1:11:51–1:11:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1064
  1066. There's no point doing YouTube anymore

    Segment details1:11:59–1:12:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1065
  1067. when you get demonetized unless you

    Segment details1:12:01–1:12:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1066
  1068. actually enjoy it, which after 5 to 10

    Segment details1:12:04–1:12:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1067
  1069. years, I'm telling you, no one

    Segment details1:12:07–1:12:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1068
  1070. enjoys doing YouTube anymore after you've

    Segment details1:12:10–1:12:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1069
  1071. done it for like 5 years plus. It's so

    Segment details1:12:13–1:12:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1070
  1072. boring making fucking videos.

    Segment details1:12:15–1:12:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1071
  1073. It's the most boring thing in the world.

    Segment details1:12:21–1:12:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1072
  1074. Oh hey guys, welcome back to another

    Segment details1:12:24–1:12:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1073
  1075. video. Today I talk about blah blah blah

    Segment details1:12:26–1:12:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1074
  1076. blah blah fucking blah. Click on my

    Segment details1:12:28–1:12:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1075
  1077. fucking ads. That's the annoying

    Segment details1:12:32–1:12:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1076
  1078. thing about YouTube because you start it

    Segment details1:12:35–1:12:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1077
  1079. and you love it and it's like, oh wow,

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  1080. I'm a YouTuber, it's so great.

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  1081. And then it's annoying because you get

    Segment details1:12:43–1:12:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1080
  1082. cancelled or you get a scandal and then

    Segment details1:12:44–1:12:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1081
  1083. everyone turns against you. And then after

    Segment details1:12:46–1:12:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1082
  1084. that You just hate it. And then you

    Segment details1:12:48–1:12:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1083
  1085. don't get any virals and your channel

    Segment details1:12:52–1:12:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1084
  1086. dies, and then you feel like, what's the

    Segment details1:12:53–1:12:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1085
  1087. fucking point? This stupid fucking

    Segment details1:12:56–1:12:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1086
  1088. website.

    Segment details1:12:58–1:12:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1087
  1089. Yeah, at first it's cool to be famous,

    Segment details1:13:06–1:13:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1088
  1090. but then the fame goes away,

    Segment details1:13:09–1:13:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1089
  1091. and it's cool to be a YouTuber, but then

    Segment details1:13:13–1:13:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1090
  1092. you get bored of it eventually.

    Segment details1:13:17–1:13:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1091
  1093. Oh, so angry. I feel like so full of anger

    Segment details1:13:41–1:13:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1092
  1094. and frustration.

    Segment details1:13:52–1:13:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1093
  1095. Because it's not going anywhere,

    Segment details1:14:18–1:14:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1094
  1096. is it?

    Segment details1:14:21–1:14:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1095
  1097. Do I do sports? Yeah, I dig holes

    Segment details1:14:52–1:14:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1096
  1098. and I do some gardening, play a bit of

    Segment details1:14:56–1:14:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1097
  1099. football in the garden.

    Segment details1:14:59–1:14:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1098
  1100. I went around the garden yesterday just

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  1101. cutting weeds and nettles and

    Segment details1:15:04–1:15:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1100
  1102. thorns.

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  1103. I'd rather do that than make stupid

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  1104. YouTube videos.

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  1105. Oh my God, the fly's back.

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  1106. Why can't it

    Segment details1:15:28–1:15:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1105
  1107. just stay still? I hate the sound of it.

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  1108. Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz,

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  1109. bzzz. Shut up.

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  1110. Some flies don't make any noise, like

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  1111. daddy long legs and the little ones. I

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  1112. don't mind those because they don't make

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  1113. any noise, but these stupid houseflies,

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  1114. can't they just sit still and shut up?

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  1115. When will Sunny be back?

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  1116. Uh, I don't know, she's broke as well.

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  1117. We're both broke and it costs like £60

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  1118. to £80 for diesel.

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  1119. Oh my God, fucking flew in my face.

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  1120. Shut up. Oh my

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  1121. check stocks. Oh, it's opened. Should I

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  1122. just sell all my stocks and buy the Tesla?

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  1123. Goddamn China stocks won't go up. I'm down

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  1124. 18%. Should I just—

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  1125. I could buy a car with my Tesla— I mean,

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  1126. my China stocks. I've got 1,500 in China.

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  1127. I could just get a car with that.

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  1128. Bitcoin's doing well, back over $60K.

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  1129. He's been losing on China for a month.

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  1130. More like 2 years. I bought China 2 years

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  1131. ago and it's just made me lose £300

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  1132. after 2 years. What a

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  1133. waste of money.

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  1134. Gold's still holding strong.

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  1135. Tesla's not doing anything. It's like

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  1136. stuck around $200.

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  1137. Boring.

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  1138. Why don't you buy Nvidia?

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  1139. Um,

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  1140. I don't know. Don't you think the AI

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  1141. bubble has peaked?

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  1142. I need something soft to swat it because I

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  1143. don't want it to squish on the window. It

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  1144. won't get away from the glass. What if I

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  1145. spray deodorant at it? Where's it gone?

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  1146. Where's he

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  1147. gone now? I need a spray really, but I

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  1148. don't want to poison spray my room when

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  1149. I'm in here.

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  1150. Barrick Gold earnings is next Monday.

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  1151. Hopefully it goes up.

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  1152. Maybe I'll get one of those electric fly

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  1153. swatting things.

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  1154. I've got like 2— so right now I've got 2

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  1155. modes of thinking. Mode 1 is like

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  1156. monk mode. I don't want anything, I don't

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  1157. need things, sorry, I don't need money,

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  1158. I'm fine, I'll just meditate in the

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  1159. garden. And then I've got mode 2 where I'm

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  1160. like, I'm bored, I want a Tesla, and I

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  1161. want this, I want that, maybe I'll just

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  1162. get a job so I make extra money so I can

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  1163. buy stuff and do things. I keep flipping

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  1164. between the 2 modules.

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  1165. Having a Tesla would be cool. But then I

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  1166. need to find a way to make extra money to

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  1167. pay for it.

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  1168. £500 a month doesn't seem like a lot, but

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  1169. I have to pay to charge it too, you know.

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  1170. I think it's like £10,

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  1171. 200 miles. £15 maybe?

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  1172. 200 miles.

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  1173. Yeah, insurance is about £350.

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  1174. PCP for Tesla is like £200. I already got

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  1175. approved for finance. I've reserved the

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  1176. car, but it only lasts for 5 days.

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  1177. Filled out all the documents. I just have

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  1178. to sign it and then submit. And then pay

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  1179. the money, I guess. I need the 5K for

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  1180. the deposit. How much income declare on

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  1181. PCP? Well, I was honest. I put £12,500

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  1182. a year and they approved me.

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  1183. 11% APR.

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  1184. Yeah, I guess I won't do it. It would be

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  1185. cool though. Imagine seeing my Tesla sat

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  1186. in the driveway. That would be nice.

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  1187. People would be like, wow, Daniel got a

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  1188. Tesla, his YouTube channel must be doing

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  1189. well. Nope.

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  1190. I might not even like the Tesla. It's

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  1191. probably not very high up to sit in.

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  1192. I would have to get a job to pay for it

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  1193. though, because I can't pay for it using

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  1194. YouTube. It's just YouTube is just not

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  1195. paying enough.

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  1196. But how much would I have to work? Like 5

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  1197. days a month to make an extra £500

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  1198. a month. I'd probably just have to work

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  1199. part-time, 2 days a week maybe. Maybe that

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  1200. won't be so bad, just 2 days a week.

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  1201. I get what, £70 a day?

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  1202. Maybe I could do that. I do like 1 day a

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  1203. week. Washing dishes at

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  1204. Leeds Castle.

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  1205. If I do 2 days a week part-time earning

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  1206. minimum wage, how much would I make in a

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  1207. month? I found this on the

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  1208. web. Oh my God, Siri sucks now. You suck

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  1209. compared to AI, Siri.

    Segment details1:23:31–1:23:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1208
  1210. That's not nice. You suck compared

    Segment details1:23:35–1:23:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1209
  1211. to Copilot, Gemini, and ChatGPT. Why don't

    Segment details1:23:39–1:23:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1210
  1212. you get better? Because I'm not using you

    Segment details1:23:42–1:23:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1211
  1213. anymore. Goodbye forever.

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  1214. None of that went in. What a rubbish AI.

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  1215. Siri has to be the worst AI right now. I

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  1216. used Copilot on Microsoft Edge and it was

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  1217. so good. I just said, If I'm driving a

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  1218. Tesla and I need to drive 100 miles,

    Segment details1:24:03–1:24:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1217
  1219. how much would it cost in fuel? And it

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  1220. calculates it all. And I also ask stuff

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  1221. like, if I work Amazon Flex and I do 3

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  1222. hours a day every day, how much will I

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  1223. make in a month deducting fuel costs and

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  1224. insurance? And it will do all the

    Segment details1:24:18–1:24:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1223
  1225. calculations and everything. Bet Siri

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  1226. can't do that.

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  1227. Gemini. If I work

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  1228. 2 days a week making minimum wage in the

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  1229. UK, how much would I make in a month?

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  1230. I think Gemini is not as good as Copilot.

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  1231. To help you estimate monthly earnings, we

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  1232. need to know a few things. One, your age.

    Segment details1:24:47–1:24:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1231
  1233. The minimum wage— I don't like Gemini. I

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  1234. think Copilot's my favorite. Is there

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  1235. a Copilot app?

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  1236. Yeah, I guess it needs to know how many

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  1237. hours. 8 hours.

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  1238. If I If

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  1239. I get a Tesla and it costs £500

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  1240. a month for finance and insurance, I need

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  1241. to make an extra £500 a month. So if I

    Segment details1:25:34–1:25:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1240
  1242. work part-time 2 days a week,

    Segment details1:25:37–1:25:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1241
  1243. minimum wage, how much would I make?

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  1244. Ah, it cut off. I wasn't finished.

    Segment details1:25:44–1:25:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1243
  1245. Stupid AI.

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  1246. And it's not going to read it out for me.

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  1247. You need to earn £60 a day if you

    Segment details1:26:05–1:26:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1246
  1248. work 2 days a week. Yeah, I could do that

    Segment details1:26:08–1:26:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1247
  1249. myself, can't I? 62 times 2. Times 4.

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  1250. Yeah, I would only have to work 2 days a

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  1251. week and make—

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  1252. I only have to work 4 hours a day as well.

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  1253. 4 times £12.

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  1254. No, maybe like 6 hours. 6 times £12

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  1255. times 2 times 4.

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  1256. I'd make £570 a month if I work

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  1257. 2 days a week. Then I can

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  1258. get the Tesla. And maybe

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  1259. if I like the job, I can just increase how

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  1260. much I work there.

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  1261. I doubt it would be hard to get a job. I

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  1262. really doubt they're gonna like Google my

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  1263. name just for some cleaning the toilets

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  1264. job. I don't have a criminal record,

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  1265. which is all that matters. No one cares if

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  1266. you Google my name and it says weird stuff

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  1267. about me.

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  1268. He got demonetized.

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  1269. I wonder why. So I want to avoid doing

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  1270. what he did. I'm scared too sometimes.

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  1271. Maybe it was all the harem stuff. But he

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  1272. didn't show naked girls.

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  1273. Maybe his thumbnails were too sexual.

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  1274. Oh, someone's coming upstairs, but I need

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  1275. to pee.

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  1276. Oh, it's Dave Gibson.

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  1277. I really need to pee.

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  1278. Does Sabrina work for Deloitte's group?

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  1279. I think she quit. I think they both quit

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  1280. so they could travel the world. I don't

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  1281. know what they're going to do for money

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  1282. now. Are you willing to do

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  1283. 7 to 8 hour shifts in a manual labor job?

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  1284. I did one shift at Lenham Storage.

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  1285. Like 10 years ago. It was a 12-hour shift.

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  1286. My whole body was dead after a week. I

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  1287. mean, for a whole week my body was aching.

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  1288. He— they paired me up with some guy. I

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  1289. don't think he liked me because he didn't

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  1290. even talk to me. And we just unloaded

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  1291. pallets, and it felt so pointless because

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  1292. we just moved all the stuff from one

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  1293. pallet onto another pallet, bending down,

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  1294. picking stuff up. It was so boring.

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  1295. Money was good though, but it was so hard.

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  1296. I get— I bet you'll get ripped if you do

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  1297. that job for long enough. But it took me

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  1298. like a week. They asked me if I was gonna

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  1299. come back the next day. I said, no, I

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  1300. can't. I can't even move. I was in

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  1301. so much pain.

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  1302. Get a job at the Amazon factory. I can't

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  1303. believe I'm even thinking about getting a

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  1304. stupid job. It's just that I'm so bored.

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  1305. I can't buy anything. I can't do anything.

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  1306. Just all I can do is, like, sit here and

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  1307. stare out the window.

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  1308. It's either be bored and broke or be bored

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  1309. and have money.

    Segment details1:31:33–1:31:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1308
  1310. Indeed, jobs. And if I had a car, I can

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  1311. get any job. I won't be restricted by

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  1312. public transport, which was always a

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  1313. problem when I was younger before doing

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  1314. YouTube. And I wanted to get a job. It was

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  1315. always hard to get a job because I

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  1316. couldn't drive. So no one wanted to give

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  1317. me a job because they were like, oh, can

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  1318. you drive? And I say no. And then they'd

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  1319. be like, oh, sorry. And they'll just

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  1320. choose someone who can drive.

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  1321. Part-time jobs in Maidstone.

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  1322. Hairstylist, chef.

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  1323. Part-time dispenser,

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  1324. pediatric nurse. What's that?

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  1325. Wow, nurses get paid a lot. £33 an hour.

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  1326. I'm just scared of chavs and racist

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  1327. people. An immigrant.

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  1328. Apple sales team member.

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  1329. I can do that. I got an Apple.

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  1330. I was at the Apple shop in Maidstone.

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  1331. I've been there.

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  1332. I hate it when they describe the job like

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  1333. this. You'll be joining a team which is

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  1334. extremely driven to not only meet but

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  1335. exceed all sales and service performance

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  1336. goals, all whilst demonstrating your

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  1337. personal ethos of no limits. What?

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  1338. That just makes me not want to do it

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  1339. because it sounds really hard. The way

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  1340. they describe it. No, I'd be really bad at

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  1341. sales. I don't have the right personality.

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  1342. I'm not friendly and smiley.

    Segment details1:33:48–1:33:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1341
  1343. Hello, how can I help you today?

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  1344. I can't do that. I'm too grumpy

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  1345. and miserable.

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  1346. Warehouse operative nights, DPD Group,

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  1347. £14 an hour.

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  1348. Damn, 40 hours a week. Imagine how much

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  1349. you'd make. 14— how

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  1350. many hours a day? 40 hours per week

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  1351. times 40 times 4,

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  1352. $2,200 a month. Do you

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  1353. know how many views I need to get to make

    Segment details1:34:51–1:34:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1352
  1354. that money on YouTube? That's Uh,

    Segment details1:34:52–1:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1353
  1355. what was it?

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  1356. That's $2,800 a month.

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  1357. I was making that on YouTube back in 2018

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  1358. when I was getting over 50k views a video.

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  1359. I would need to be getting 40 to 50k views

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  1360. every video to make that money on YouTube.

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  1361. There's just no way that's happening

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  1362. unless I

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  1363. don't know, I'm getting an open gay

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  1364. relationship with Chris Broad and

    Segment details1:35:26–1:35:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1363
  1365. Charlotte. There's no way I'm getting 50k

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  1366. views a video.

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  1367. Can't they just explain simply what you do

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  1368. instead of writing a massive paragraph?

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  1369. What is the point writing this? As a

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  1370. warehouse operative, you will find that no

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  1371. 2 days are the same. Equipped with all the

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  1372. tools needed to do the job, you'll be

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  1373. required to unload, scan, sort, and load

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  1374. our parcels.

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  1375. Some of the parcels you'll be handling

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  1376. weigh up to 25 kg. I could lift that.

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  1377. Actually, I could barely lift the sex

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  1378. doll, and that was like 35 kg, wasn't it?

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  1379. I don't think they'd give me the job.

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  1380. They'd look at me and think, wow, he can't

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  1381. even lift a pencil.

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  1382. I think I'm not weak though, even though I

    Segment details1:36:44–1:36:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1381
  1383. look weak, because when Sunny came over,

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  1384. I got her to lift my dumbbell and she

    Segment details1:36:49–1:36:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1383
  1385. couldn't even lift it. Even using 2 hands,

    Segment details1:36:52–1:36:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1384
  1386. she couldn't lift it. She couldn't even do

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  1387. 1 rep. And I was like, what, it's so

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  1388. light? And I was like pumping 10 reps with

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  1389. 1 arm. I look skinny, but I think I'm not

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  1390. super weak.

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  1391. It's because I got no fat, so I'm just

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  1392. muscle and bone. She's a

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  1393. girl. Yeah, well, that's no excuse.

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  1394. I physically destroyed her and everything.

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  1395. We even did like a leg wrestle where we'd

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  1396. put our feet up together and see who could

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  1397. push. And she thought she would win

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  1398. because she's got strong legs, but I still

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  1399. beat her at the leg arm wrestle.

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  1400. And we did an arm wrestle and I beat her,

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  1401. so I'm stronger. Haha.

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  1402. Warehouse operative.

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  1403. Ah, I can't be bothered. Just stick to

    Segment details1:38:23–1:38:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1402
  1404. YouTube. I hate these jobs. You gotta fill

    Segment details1:38:25–1:38:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1403
  1405. out this, fill out that, get this, get

    Segment details1:38:28–1:38:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1404
  1406. that, go to the stupid interview.

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  1407. I don't even have a CV anymore. Saved it

    Segment details1:38:36–1:38:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1406
  1408. on a computer I had 20 years ago, as if it

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  1409. even exists anywhere.

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  1410. Do you think it exists somewhere, like on

    Segment details1:38:47–1:38:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1409
  1411. a hard drive buried somewhere in my house?

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  1412. My last CV was probably 2007.

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  1413. I don't know. Yeah,

    Segment details1:39:12–1:39:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1412
  1414. they were saying stupid stuff on the

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  1415. subreddit about when I got a job at my

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  1416. dad's company. They said my parents should

    Segment details1:39:19–1:39:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1415
  1417. have kicked me out when I lost my job at

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  1418. my dad's company. But as soon as I quit

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  1419. the job at my dad's company, I went to

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  1420. Japan, idiots. I wasn't even living with

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  1421. my parents. I went to Japan for like 6

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  1422. months after I quit the job. And then I

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  1423. signed up for a college course.

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  1424. I worked at my dad's company for, what, 6

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  1425. or 7 months? Saved up about £12,000.

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  1426. They keep saying if, if I was Daniel's

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  1427. parents and he refused to get a job, I'd

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  1428. kick him out.

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  1429. When I literally have a job already. It's

    Segment details1:40:08–1:40:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1428
  1430. called YouTube, idiot.

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  1431. I don't know if I'd kick my kids out.

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  1432. Because I want to be supportive, but I

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  1433. don't want them to just be sitting around

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  1434. doing nothing all day. I wouldn't

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  1435. mind if they stayed in my house, but only

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  1436. if they were doing something, not just

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  1437. sitting around playing PlayStation. I

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  1438. don't know, it is tricky.

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  1439. I think I was mostly always doing

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  1440. something, like I was trying to do my eBay

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  1441. shop or I was doing online surveys.

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  1442. My dad did get angry once because

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  1443. he felt like I wasn't trying hard enough.

    Segment details1:41:20–1:41:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1442
  1444. I'm sick and tired of working hard 10

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  1445. hours a day whilst you sit there making

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  1446. 50p an hour, Daniel. Better start

    Segment details1:41:49–1:41:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1445
  1447. paying me some rent money. That's what he

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  1448. said. My dad's accent got really chavvy

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  1449. when he got angry. It was weird because

    Segment details1:42:00–1:42:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1448
  1450. usually he speaks quite elegantly, but

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  1451. then when he got mad, his accent got like

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  1452. kind of rough sounding,

    Segment details1:42:08–1:42:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1451
  1453. like he was trying to sound tough. Better

    Segment details1:42:12–1:42:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1452
  1454. give me some rent money. Shut up, Dad.

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  1455. Ain't giving you shit.

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  1456. He said that I wasn't making any money,

    Segment details1:42:27–1:42:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1455
  1457. and I said I was making money, and then he

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  1458. said, you better give me some of it then.

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  1459. And then I said, if I give it to you,

    Segment details1:42:32–1:42:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1458
  1460. then I won't have any money. Duh.

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  1461. I wanted to save up money so I could go to

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  1462. Japan, bang Japanese women.

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  1463. So I'd just go to job centre and then get

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  1464. the job centre money whilst doing surveys

    Segment details1:42:56–1:42:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1463
  1465. and, uh, selling wooden boxes on eBay.

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  1466. We want to see Sunny. Well, I don't have

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  1467. any money to see Sunny. I need to buy a

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  1468. car. I could just buy like a cheap £2,000

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  1469. car. Get a diesel car and then it should

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  1470. cost about £50 both

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  1471. ways.

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  1472. I guess it would be fun to do a road trip.

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  1473. I could go to Wales, go to the Northern

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  1474. Downs or whatever it's called. The Moors.

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  1475. Camp in a ruined castle.

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  1476. Sneak into Stonehenge.

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  1477. Car that's really cheap will break down

    Segment details1:44:12–1:44:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1476
  1478. really fast. So do you agree I should get

    Segment details1:44:14–1:44:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1477
  1479. the Tesla? I got 4 days to decide. I got

    Segment details1:44:16–1:44:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1478
  1480. approved for financing. From the Bank of

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  1481. England. Gave me a very generous offer of

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  1482. 11% APR.

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  1483. Yeah, I should get a Tesla. Fuck it,

    Segment details1:44:35–1:44:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1482
  1484. whatever.

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  1485. £500 a month. I'll just

    Segment details1:44:42–1:44:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1484
  1486. stream every day, plus I can make content.

    Segment details1:44:46–1:44:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1485
  1487. Like, I got the Tesla. That'll make

    Segment details1:44:49–1:44:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1486
  1488. $50, won't it?

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  1489. Who the fuck could give you finance? Just

    Segment details1:44:58–1:45:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1488
  1490. a little bank known as Santander

    Segment details1:45:01–1:45:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1489
  1491. approved me for finance.

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  1492. It's only a 50,000-mile mileage 2020 Tesla

    Segment details1:45:12–1:45:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1491
  1493. Model 3 Long Range. All-wheel drive,

    Segment details1:45:16–1:45:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1492
  1494. not just rear-wheel drive. You got

    Segment details1:45:20–1:45:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1493
  1495. all-wheel, goes 0 to 60 in 4 seconds

    Segment details1:45:22–1:45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1494
  1496. because it's all-wheel drive.

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  1497. Yeah, if I make If I make 50

    Segment details1:45:42–1:45:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1496
  1498. videos a month on the Tesla and it gets

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  1499. $10 per video, that would be $500 a month.

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  1500. I've got to make 2 videos a day about

    Segment details1:45:53–1:45:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1499
  1501. it. Tips and tricks for your new Tesla.

    Segment details1:45:58–1:46:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1500
  1502. Why I hate my Tesla. Why I regret buying

    Segment details1:46:02–1:46:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1501
  1503. my Tesla. The problem is you run out of

    Segment details1:46:05–1:46:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1502
  1504. topics. Top tips and tricks Tesla

    Segment details1:46:07–1:46:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1503
  1505. Model 3. Wrap it in bubble wrap to

    Segment details1:46:11–1:46:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1504
  1506. protect it from damage.

    Segment details1:46:15–1:46:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1505
  1507. Where are you gonna charge it every day?

    Segment details1:46:19–1:46:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1506
  1508. I'll just plug it into the garage. It will

    Segment details1:46:20–1:46:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1507
  1509. take like 20 hours, but I'm not gonna

    Segment details1:46:23–1:46:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1508
  1510. drive it every day. Just leave it plugged

    Segment details1:46:25–1:46:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1509
  1511. in for like 2 days. My mum will pay for

    Segment details1:46:29–1:46:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1510
  1512. it. It will be charging off the solar

    Segment details1:46:32–1:46:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1511
  1513. panel. So it's basically free.

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  1514. I could rent a Model X for £600. I looked

    Segment details1:46:56–1:46:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1513
  1515. it up earlier today. Where is it?

    Segment details1:46:59–1:47:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1514
  1516. Rentalcars.com. If you choose fully

    Segment details1:47:02–1:47:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1515
  1517. electric, so I just chose for

    Segment details1:47:06–1:47:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1516
  1518. a random date, October 1st until October

    Segment details1:47:09–1:47:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1517
  1519. 7th, uh, you get a Tesla Model X,

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  1520. £650 for 6 days.

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  1521. That would be pretty good, do like a road

    Segment details1:47:22–1:47:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1520
  1522. trip. See if I like it or not. Maybe it's

    Segment details1:47:26–1:47:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1521
  1523. rubbish. I don't understand why the Model

    Segment details1:47:31–1:47:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1522
  1524. 3 is £2,000 for 6 days, but the Model X is

    Segment details1:47:34–1:47:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1523
  1525. only £600.

    Segment details1:47:37–1:47:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1524
  1526. Surely the Model X is more expensive.

    Segment details1:47:42–1:47:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1525
  1527. Very poor financial decision you're

    Segment details1:47:57–1:47:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1526
  1528. contemplating.

    Segment details1:48:00–1:48:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1527
  1529. Yeah, maybe if

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  1530. I can get Amazon Flex work, I could pay

    Segment details1:48:11–1:48:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1529
  1531. for it. I would just have to do 4 days

    Segment details1:48:13–1:48:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1530
  1532. of delivery work. But I can't get any

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  1533. jobs. It just says, sorry, there's no

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  1534. delivery sites in your area.

    Segment details1:48:21–1:48:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1533
  1535. The Amazon warehouse is 50 miles

    Segment details1:48:45–1:48:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1534
  1536. away.

    Segment details1:48:48–1:48:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1535
  1537. Amazon Flex pickup point.

    Segment details1:48:52–1:48:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1536
  1538. Yeah, 50 miles away is the closest. It

    Segment details1:49:02–1:49:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1537
  1539. takes an hour and a half to get there.

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  1540. Yeah, I can't do that.

    Segment details1:49:07–1:49:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1539
  1541. It would be 3 hours of driving just to get

    Segment details1:49:11–1:49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1540
  1542. there and then get back.

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  1543. That's like 100 miles. I mean, I'd still

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  1544. make profit. I think I'd still make profit

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  1545. if I made £65, and then I've got minus

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  1546. like 200 miles of driving or 150 miles of

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  1547. driving. I don't know, I'd only make like

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  1548. £30 to £40 net profit.

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  1549. That's, that's how much I make live

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  1550. streaming. I make like £30 doing

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  1551. one live stream. I might as well just

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  1552. stick to live streaming.

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  1553. There's no restaurants here either.

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  1554. There's like one Chinese restaurant about

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  1555. 15 miles away. I can't do this delivery

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  1556. work because I live in the middle of

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  1557. nowhere. You need to live in a town or

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  1558. nearby a town or a city.

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  1559. Amazon factory in Aylesford.

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  1560. But is that where you get the Flex

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  1561. Amazon Warehouse UK.

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  1562. Oh yeah, Aylesford, 11 miles away.

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  1563. Do they do Flex pickups there too?

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  1564. The problem is I think they get proper

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  1565. drivers nowadays that drive the official

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  1566. vans and they're actually employed by

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  1567. Amazon, or they're like contracted by an

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  1568. agency, and they got a big van and

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  1569. they've got all the special stuff. Maybe

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  1570. they don't like to rely on Flex drivers,

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  1571. it's more of a risk.

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  1572. Yeah, I can sit in my Tesla and do streams

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  1573. in there. It would be great.

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  1574. Maybe I'll get a Toyota Prius instead.

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  1575. It's only a couple thousand pounds. The

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  1576. fuel economy is pretty good too, and it's

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  1577. kind of like an electric car. I think it's

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  1578. electric up to 20 miles per hour, and then

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  1579. after that it switches to petrol.

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  1580. I'll just drive 20 miles per hour

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  1581. everywhere. And then it charges itself.

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  1582. You don't have to plug it in. The electric

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  1583. battery gets charged by the fuel engine.

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  1584. Uber driving is a better idea.

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  1585. But isn't there loads of Uber drivers?

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  1586. Just sitting around waiting to snap up any

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  1587. jobs that pop up. So you'd be competing

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  1588. against thousands of people who have way

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  1589. better feedback. And I gotta go and get

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  1590. the stupid license. It's called a PCO

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  1591. license. It costs about £600 to get.

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  1592. And then I'll probably have to drive. I

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  1593. don't know if anyone in Maidstone gets

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  1594. Ubers. Just drunk people vomiting

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  1595. in my backseat. Well, I go to the airport

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  1596. and I do airport drop-offs, but the

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  1597. airport looks really confusing, like the

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  1598. car park and everything.

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  1599. I don't want to go to London, looks scary.

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  1600. Yeah, I'd probably drive around a bit by

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  1601. myself to get experience before trying any

    Segment details1:54:12–1:54:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1600
  1602. Like, first challenge, drive to McDonald's

    Segment details1:54:22–1:54:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1601
  1603. and back. Without dying.

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  1604. And then my other idea is like the

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  1605. complete opposite spectrum of getting a

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  1606. Tesla, which would be get a cheap crappy

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  1607. car and I try and make it nicer.

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  1608. Like I replace stuff Replace

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  1609. the air filter and replace the

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  1610. carpet and get new floor mats and give it

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  1611. a good clean, get some car wax and get

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  1612. new wheel hubs and make it look nice and

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  1613. then maybe I can sell it for profit. That

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  1614. could be fun. Just get any car as long as

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  1615. it works.

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  1616. What the fuck? What the

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  1617. hell? Did you hear that?

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  1618. That black and white cat just came into

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  1619. our driveway.

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  1620. It was like, meow, meow, meow, meow.

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  1621. Where's Pushkin?

    Segment details1:55:58–1:55:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1620
  1622. Can never see it happening.

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  1623. It must be happening around the corner of

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  1624. the house. Oh, there's Pushkin! Can you

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  1625. see? I guess you can't really see that.

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  1626. He's there.

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  1627. He just ran into the bush.

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  1628. Pushka must defend his territory from the

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  1629. evil black and white cat.

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  1630. Hard work being a cat, you gotta defend

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  1631. your territory. We need to get him a

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  1632. woman. In his girlfriend.

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  1633. Unless my sister got him castrated,

    Segment details1:57:03–1:57:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1632
  1634. neutered, spayed, whatever the word is.

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  1635. Volkswagen GTI.

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  1636. Volkswagen's kind of ugly though, like the

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  1637. Volkswagen Polo.

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  1638. I can nearly outright buy a Tesla.

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  1639. There's this cheap one. It's only £11,800.

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  1640. If I sell all my stocks and I max out my

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  1641. credit card, I could just about afford it.

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  1642. And then I won't have to finance it. I can

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  1643. just buy it and it'll be mine.

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  1644. Model 3.

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  1645. I think— I actually think that Hayun died.

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  1646. Ioniq electric looks better than the

    Segment details1:58:45–1:58:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1645
  1647. Tesla. It's just got more of a chunkier

    Segment details1:58:48–1:58:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1646
  1648. build. The Tesla Model 3 front bit looks

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  1649. like someone really fat sat on it and

    Segment details1:58:55–1:58:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1648
  1650. squashed it. Why is it so like flimsy

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  1651. looking, the front bit? The back bit looks

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  1652. good, but the front looks weird. Like it's

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  1653. too small and the top bit with the

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  1654. front windscreen is too big.

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  1655. I don't really like the proportions of the

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  1656. Model 3. I like the Model Y though.

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  1657. I had an Uber taxi drive back from the

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  1658. airport when I got back from Japan this

    Segment details1:59:27–1:59:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1657
  1659. year, and he was in a Hyundai Ioniq.

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  1660. It was nice, but the range— he had range

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  1661. anxiety driving on the motorway.

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  1662. The battery was dying so quick.

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  1663. I think the range is like 200 miles, but

    Segment details1:59:43–1:59:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1662
  1664. the distance to my house was about 90

    Segment details1:59:45–1:59:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1663
  1665. miles and we're on the motorway and the

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  1666. battery was just draining away.

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  1667. Oh yeah, what happened to the stock market

    Segment details1:59:57–1:59:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1666
  1668. today? I forgot about it.

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  1669. Bitcoin $60K, that's pretty good.

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  1670. Gold, it's not even moving. 0.06% up.

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  1671. It's not doing anything.

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  1672. What about Tesla? Tesla not moving either.

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  1673. What is moving then?

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  1674. What's most profitable for you at the

    Segment details2:00:45–2:00:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1673
  1675. moment? Definitely streams.

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  1676. I definitely make the most from streams.

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  1677. Videos would come second. I make like $15

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  1678. for a video and then I make maybe $30 to

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  1679. $50 for a stream. Depends if I get donos.

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  1680. I haven't made any video game videos

    Segment details2:01:12–2:01:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1679
  1681. recently because there's no video games

    Segment details2:01:14–2:01:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1680
  1682. out.

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  1683. I'm waiting for that new Star Wars game to

    Segment details2:01:25–2:01:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1682
  1684. come out. Star Wars Outlaws. Might get

    Segment details2:01:27–2:01:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1683
  1685. some views on that.

    Segment details2:01:31–2:01:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1684
  1686. And then I'm also waiting for the iPhone

    Segment details2:01:35–2:01:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1685
  1687. 16 so I could buy that and review it and

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  1688. then return it.

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  1689. Don't really know what else to do.

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  1690. I'm getting car adverts on everything now.

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  1691. You predict a downward trend in the

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  1692. markets for the next 5 years. Yeah,

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  1693. that's what I'm scared of. So I feel like

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  1694. I should sell my stocks and buy a car

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  1695. instead of just watching my money go down

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  1696. the drain. Everyone's saying there's going

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  1697. to be a recession,

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  1698. or that we're already in one. It's just

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  1699. that they haven't admitted that we're in

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  1700. one. I want to get out of the market.

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  1701. I don't want to be in the market next

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  1702. year, apart from my gold, but I don't know

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  1703. if gold's going to do well. My, my gold

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  1704. mining stock. I started buying Treasury

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  1705. bills.

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  1706. Just copy Warren Buffett. Cash and

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  1707. Treasury bills.

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  1708. Buying a car is an investment if I can do—

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  1709. if I can do work using the car.

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  1710. Imagine I get Amazon Flex work.

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  1711. I keep refreshing it and it just says,

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  1712. sorry, I don't

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  1713. need you. They said they'll email me if

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  1714. they have updates.

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  1715. I bought a UK Treasury bill last Thursday,

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  1716. like an actual bill, not an ETF.

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  1717. Locked in 5% yield.

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  1718. It says it, it matures in 27 days.

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  1719. I never bought a bill, a Treasury bill

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  1720. before. I wonder how it works. So what,

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  1721. I'm guaranteed not to lose money and I'll

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  1722. get 5% on it? I get £2.50.

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  1723. I'm 100% guaranteed to get 5%.

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  1724. It's pretty good. It's like a savings

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  1725. account, isn't it?

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  1726. So every Thursday they have the Treasury

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  1727. bill auctions, so I'll wait until next

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  1728. Thursday to buy more.

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  1729. Goddamn it, I need to pee again.

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  1730. Ah, that felt so good. So much

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  1731. pee came out, like double

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  1732. what I drank came out, and it was

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  1733. completely clear. I think I'm drinking too

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  1734. What was that?

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  1735. Okay, I'm feeling more mentally

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  1736. stable right now. Let's think

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  1737. logically. So if I get the Tesla,

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  1738. that's £200 a month.

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  1739. If I had no claims discount, it would be

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  1740. so much cheaper.

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  1741. The problem is I don't have any no claims

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  1742. discount because I haven't driven.

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  1743. I tried experimenting. I put 2 years no

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  1744. claims discount just for fun, and it came

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  1745. down loads, the amount I had to pay for

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  1746. the insurance. So it'd probably make more

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  1747. sense to buy a cheap car, cheap insurance,

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  1748. just get experience for a few years and

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  1749. then get it when the insurance comes down.

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  1750. If I sell all my gold right now, I could

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  1751. pay the deposit for the finance and then

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  1752. my Tesla will come tomorrow.

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  1753. Lease a Tesla. I mean, that's basically

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  1754. what the finance is, is PCP plan.

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  1755. Pay £200 a month for 42 months,

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  1756. and then you can either send the car back,

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  1757. get a new car, or buy the car for

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  1758. £14,000 on top. So then you'd be paying

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  1759. £28,000 if you wanted to buy it after 4

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  1760. years, but obviously I don't think I'd

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  1761. have £14,000 just lying around.

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  1762. I could just give the car back and then I

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  1763. would have paid, I think,

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  1764. £14,000 over 42 months to use it for that

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  1765. time. So it would be £210

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  1766. times 42. Plus £5,000

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  1767. divided by 42.

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  1768. It's like £300 a month to use

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  1769. it over 4 years.

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  1770. Or I sell a couple thousand in stocks and

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  1771. I go to the car dealership and I just get

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  1772. a cheap Toyota Prius,

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  1773. buy it outright. Or I could finance Toyota

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  1774. Prius and it would just be like £50 a

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  1775. month probably.

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  1776. And then I drive, do road trip with

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  1777. Sunny doing Amazon deliveries.

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  1778. Or livestream road trip. It's just hard to

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  1779. livestream it because I don't know about

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  1780. the internet, if the internet would be

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  1781. good enough. It's also

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  1782. stressful livestreaming.

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  1783. I don't know why my sister's husband got a

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  1784. rubbish cheap car when he makes good money

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  1785. and he could get a Tesla. He makes like

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  1786. $40K a year and he gets a cheap rubbish

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  1787. car. Why doesn't he get a Tesla?

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  1788. If I was making $40K a year, I wouldn't

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  1789. get a cheap rubbish car.

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  1790. What do you mean 40K is nothing? That's

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  1791. loads in the UK.

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  1792. Even my dad didn't make 40K after tax a

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  1793. year. You don't look stressed live

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  1794. streaming.

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  1795. I mean, IRL streaming is much more

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  1796. stressful. So you need battery packs, you

    Segment details2:10:04–2:10:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1795
  1797. need to worry about internet connection,

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  1798. tunnels. You've got to stay away from

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  1799. tunnels.

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  1800. Yeah, maybe my brain hasn't really caught

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  1801. up with recent times because wages have

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  1802. gone up a lot. My mind is still like stuck

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  1803. in 2010s. Where I thought £8

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  1804. was the minimum wage, but now it's £12.

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  1805. That's loads it's gone up by. Last time I

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  1806. was in the workforce was 2017.

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  1807. I'm so out of touch when

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  1808. it comes to what's a good wage.

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  1809. I'm like, wow, cleaners get paid £20K a

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  1810. year? That's loads. But really it's not.

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  1811. People don't think it's loads, but I do.

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  1812. I've only had 3 jobs in my whole life.

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  1813. First one was when I was 17 back in 2006,

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  1814. and they paid me £4 an hour because I was

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  1815. under 18, so they didn't pay me enough.

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  1816. And then when I got to 18 they increased

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  1817. my pay to like £6 an hour, or was it £7?

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  1818. Whatever the minimum wage was back then.

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  1819. And then I got that job at my dad's

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  1820. company for like 6 months, and they paid

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  1821. me like £8 an hour,

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  1822. which was good back then. That would be

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  1823. like £15 an hour in today's money.

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  1824. I can't believe so many years. It feels

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  1825. like it was just yesterday I was working

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  1826. at the Roebuck Inn, but it's

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  1827. been nearly 20 years. Oh my God, I wasted

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  1828. my whole life. It's scary to

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  1829. think how much time has passed because I

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  1830. don't feel any different. I feel the same

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  1831. like I've always felt. I guess I look a

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  1832. bit, bit older, but inside I feel the

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  1833. same. But it's been 2 decades since

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  1834. I was a teenager now. It goes quick.

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  1835. You don't realize how quickly it's gone

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  1836. until it's gone.

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  1837. What would I have done differently? Well,

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  1838. number one, not lose £15,000

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  1839. in this stupid stock market. Number 2,

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  1840. actually pay my taxes properly so I didn't

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  1841. get a massive tax penalty. That's 2 things

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  1842. that would have saved me like £30,000. I

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  1843. could have bought a Tesla if I wasn't so

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  1844. stupid. If I just paid my stupid

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  1845. tax and I didn't gamble on the stock

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  1846. market, I could literally have a Tesla

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  1847. right now and buy it outright and pay my

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  1848. mum's debts.

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  1849. Can still get the Tesla now. Yeah, but

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  1850. then I need to find a way to make an extra

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  1851. £500 a month.

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  1852. How am I gonna do that? I can make Tesla

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  1853. content, so maybe the Tesla would help me

    Segment details2:13:40–2:13:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1852
  1854. make extra content, but it's not gonna

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  1855. make £500 worth of content every

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  1856. month for the next 4 years. People get

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  1857. bored after 50 videos of me talking about

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  1858. my new Tesla.

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  1859. I just know what's gonna happen. I'll get

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  1860. it, be excited, and then on day 5 I'll be

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  1861. like, I'm bored of Motorstorm, shouldn't

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  1862. have bought it.

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  1863. And then I'm stuck in the UK. No more

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  1864. dreaming about moving to Japan or Asia.

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  1865. Because I'll be stuck with the car for at

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  1866. least 4 years. Am I

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  1867. ready to commit to that? Give up on the

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  1868. dream of being a digital nomad,

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  1869. being a slave to my car?

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  1870. Rent the car? No, I want my own car. I

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  1871. don't want to rent it. Boring.

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  1872. If I get a van, then I won't have to get a

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  1873. hotel. I could sleep in the van.

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  1874. Vans are expensive.

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  1875. I'm getting, getting bored of this car

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  1876. stuff now. I'm like getting fatigue from

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  1877. nonstop talking about it.

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  1878. I need something else to obsess over. I

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  1879. get really obsessed over one thing and I

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  1880. can't think of anything else.

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  1881. Maybe if I get a boat,

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  1882. I could sail along the English Channel

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  1883. and then I could go to France.

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  1884. I could sail up through the rivers. Maybe

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  1885. that's cheaper. Oh, do they have like

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  1886. river routes on Google Maps?

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  1887. Sail to Japan. I can't believe you can

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  1888. just buy a boat and then sail across the

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  1889. ocean. Do you need a license to do

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  1890. that? It just sounds so dangerous, like

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  1891. you shouldn't be able to do that unless

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  1892. you're a proper captain.

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  1893. Maybe I'll get a helicopter, park it in

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  1894. the garden, and just fly to Sunny's house.

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  1895. Should I get— how much do you think a

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  1896. helicopter costs?

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  1897. I'm so bored, I'm just thinking of all

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  1898. this stupid stuff. Oh wow, thanks Sydney.

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  1899. Buy a shitbox and destroy it.

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  1900. Yeah, not destroy it. I'll try and fix it

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  1901. up. I'll get new parts for it, make it

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  1902. nice, and then sell it for profit.

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  1903. My budget, £1,000.

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  1904. I'll just get anything.

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  1905. I do like this black Toyota Prius. Looks

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  1906. pretty nice. Look.

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  1907. I think the Toyota Prius looks way better

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  1908. in black than that silver color.

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  1909. Quite like the Toyota Prius hybrid.

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  1910. Cheap insurance. It is

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  1911. a bit ugly though. The front looks okay,

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  1912. but the backside is weird. It's like

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  1913. really chunky.

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  1914. Oh, thanks, Sydney. Rue, just buy a

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  1915. shitbox and destroy it.

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  1916. Cheaper. Maybe.

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  1917. Pay a minimum of— how

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  1918. much? $2,000?

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  1919. Get a Mercedes-Benz.

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  1920. Ugh, that's ugly.

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  1921. Oh, I'm bored of all this car stuff now.

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  1922. It's too stressful. It's too much,

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  1923. too much you have to think about. It's

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  1924. giving me a headache.

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  1925. No, I'm not getting the metal detector.

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  1926. Waste of money.

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  1927. My sister said when she drove to Wales

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  1928. with her husband, the car,

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  1929. it keeps revving itself even though you

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  1930. don't press the gas pedal because he got a

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  1931. really cheap banger car. So when they

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  1932. stopped at traffic lights, he would have

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  1933. to turn off the engine. What? How does the

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  1934. car rev itself without pressing the pedal?

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  1935. That sounds weird.

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  1936. Oh, what's for dinner?

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  1937. I think there's shepherd's pie or lasagna.

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  1938. Frozen lasagna.

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  1939. It would be cool when my sister comes

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  1940. home, she sees my shining white Tesla

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  1941. parked in the car park. She'd be like,

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  1942. wow, is that Daniel's

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  1943. 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, are you impressed?

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  1944. But then I'd be stuck for £500

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  1945. a month paying that stupid Tesla,

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  1946. plus I'd have to pay for a wall charger to

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  1947. be installed in our home. So I can charge

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  1948. it here. I'm not gonna go to a

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  1949. Supercharger, they're expensive.

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  1950. Can't I just get the shell, the chassis of

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  1951. the Tesla, and put it in the driveway so

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  1952. it looks like I have one? I don't care if

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  1953. it doesn't actually work. They should make

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  1954. a petrol Tesla, to be honest.

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  1955. I really like the Tesla because it looks

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  1956. cool. I don't really care that it's an EV.

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  1957. Elon should make a petrol version, set it

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  1958. Yeah, I get a smashed up Tesla that's in a

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  1959. scrapyard, fix it myself.

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  1960. I'll make a cardboard one.

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  1961. God,

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  1962. I'm so bored. I don't know what to do.

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  1963. I should make a pedal version. It's got no

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  1964. engine or anything, you just pedal it.

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  1965. Electric bike version. Why don't you just

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  1966. put the electric bicycle pedal thing in a

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  1967. car go 15 miles per hour.

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  1968. What else is there going on?

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  1969. Hmm.

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  1970. Hmm, I had a dream about Chihiro last

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  1971. night. It was weird. We were in bed and

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  1972. we got back together. I forgot what else

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  1973. happened, but it felt weird.

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  1974. I miss those days so much. 2018. I was

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  1975. young, good-looking. Loads of money,

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  1976. famous, living in Japan, living the dream.

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  1977. I really was living the dream. Young,

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  1978. lots of women, Japanese wife.

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  1979. Those were the days. 40K views.

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  1980. Back then, 40K views was like, not very

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  1981. good. 60K views is what I wanted.

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  1982. Now I can't even get 5K views.

    Segment details2:25:50–2:25:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1981
  1983. Money was so easy to get back then. Just

    Segment details2:25:58–2:26:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1982
  1984. make one video and I could make nearly

    Segment details2:26:02–2:26:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1983
  1985. $400.

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  1986. I just buy a gaming laptop, chuck it in

    Segment details2:26:07–2:26:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1985
  1987. the bin, Buy a new camera. Oh, I don't

    Segment details2:26:09–2:26:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1986
  1988. like it. Chuck in the bin. It's okay,

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  1989. I'll just make one video and it'll pay for

    Segment details2:26:13–2:26:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1988
  1990. it. Whatever.

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  1991. Get a new iPad if you want.

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  1992. Chuck in the bin. I literally lost like

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  1993. 2 gaming laptops and then just bought a

    Segment details2:26:28–2:26:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1992
  1994. new one. Didn't care.

    Segment details2:26:30–2:26:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1993
  1995. I wasted so much money. I bought

    Segment details2:26:34–2:26:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1994
  1996. a £200 exercise bike that's

    Segment details2:26:37–2:26:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1995
  1997. sitting in the conservatory downstairs

    Segment details2:26:41–2:26:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1996
  1998. after Mina dumped me to try and win her

    Segment details2:26:43–2:26:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1997
  1999. back. I went on this exercise and

    Segment details2:26:46–2:26:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1998
  2000. self-improvement journey,

    Segment details2:26:49–2:26:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1999
  2001. bought £200 exercise bike,

    Segment details2:26:53–2:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2000
  2002. dug that big hole. What else? What games

    Segment details2:26:56–2:27:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2001
  2003. I play now? I play Call of Duty Warzone.

    Segment details2:27:01–2:27:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2002
  2004. With this on my phone, I unlocked this new

    Segment details2:27:03–2:27:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2003
  2005. shotgun. I like the marksman rifle, can

    Segment details2:27:07–2:27:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2004
  2006. 2-shot people. Got this new scope for it,

    Segment details2:27:10–2:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2005
  2007. it's pretty good.

    Segment details2:27:12–2:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2006
  2008. Yeah, when you're popular on YouTube, you

    Segment details2:27:18–2:27:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2007
  2009. make insane money. I wasn't even that big.

    Segment details2:27:20–2:27:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2008
  2010. People don't even think I was famous, and

    Segment details2:27:23–2:27:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2009
  2011. I was making insane money. Imagine what

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  2012. people who get hundreds of thousands of

    Segment details2:27:28–2:27:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2011
  2013. views make. They're probably making like

    Segment details2:27:30–2:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2012
  2014. $10K a month, $20K a month. Chris Broad's

    Segment details2:27:31–2:27:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2013
  2015. probably making like $100K a month easy.

    Segment details2:27:36–2:27:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2014
  2016. He makes $50K a month on his Patreon

    Segment details2:27:38–2:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2015
  2017. alone. He's probably making like $60K a

    Segment details2:27:40–2:27:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2016
  2018. month on his channel, and he's got

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  2019. sponsorships and stuff. He only seems to

    Segment details2:27:46–2:27:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2018
  2020. make a video when he's got a sponsorship

    Segment details2:27:48–2:27:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2019
  2021. nowadays. You notice every time he posts

    Segment details2:27:49–2:27:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2020
  2022. the video, it's always got some kind of

    Segment details2:27:52–2:27:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2021
  2023. sponsorship in it, and you just know he

    Segment details2:27:55–2:27:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2022
  2024. only made the video for the sponsorship.

    Segment details2:27:57–2:28:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2023
  2025. He didn't make the video because he wants

    Segment details2:28:01–2:28:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2024
  2026. to make a video. It's just because he got

    Segment details2:28:04–2:28:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2025
  2027. a sponsorship deal, and the sponsorship

    Segment details2:28:06–2:28:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2026
  2028. probably paid him like $100,000.

    Segment details2:28:07–2:28:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2027
  2029. Then I was asked to do broken.

    Segment details2:28:38–2:28:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2028
  2030. Chris Broad stole my viewers.

    Segment details2:28:58–2:28:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2029
  2031. I hate him.

    Segment details2:29:01–2:29:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2030
  2032. Juicy faster stories.

    Segment details2:29:11–2:29:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2031
  2033. I already told the arguments we had in

    Segment details2:29:15–2:29:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2032
  2034. Japan. I don't know if you missed it.

    Segment details2:29:18–2:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2033
  2035. Since she blocked me, I guess I can

    Segment details2:29:23–2:29:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2034
  2036. just say whatever I want now.

    Segment details2:29:26–2:29:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2035
  2037. Within reason,

    Segment details2:29:30–2:29:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2036
  2038. obviously.

    Segment details2:29:32–2:29:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2037
  2039. Really doubt she's going to check up on my

    Segment details2:29:36–2:29:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2038
  2040. content now. If she blocks me,

    Segment details2:29:38–2:29:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2039
  2041. she should be best friends with Chihiro.

    Segment details2:29:43–2:29:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2040
  2042. No, I think she just wants to move on and

    Segment details2:29:56–2:29:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2041
  2043. she doesn't want to like check up on me.

    Segment details2:29:58–2:30:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2042
  2044. It's over.

    Segment details2:30:00–2:30:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2043
  2045. Yeah, the first big argument in Japan was

    Segment details2:30:13–2:30:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2044
  2046. because I said, I don't know. Maybe it's

    Segment details2:30:15–2:30:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2045
  2047. the way I say it. I'm like, I don't know.

    Segment details2:30:17–2:30:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2046
  2048. Do you ever have to adjust your audio

    Segment details2:30:23–2:30:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2047
  2049. levels when making YouTube videos? Oh,

    Segment details2:30:25–2:30:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2048
  2050. wow. Thanks. Uh, if I put music,

    Segment details2:30:27–2:30:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2049
  2051. yeah, I got to make the music quieter.

    Segment details2:30:31–2:30:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2050
  2052. Why do you ask?

    Segment details2:30:37–2:30:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2051
  2053. What happened to Daniel's Thai girl?

    Segment details2:30:42–2:30:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2052
  2054. Um, she said if I meet Sunny, then it's

    Segment details2:30:45–2:30:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2053
  2055. over. And then I met Sunny, and then she

    Segment details2:30:48–2:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2054
  2056. blocked me.

    Segment details2:30:51–2:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2055
  2057. The third argument was because my willy

    Segment details2:31:00–2:31:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2056
  2058. was very soft, I couldn't make it hard.

    Segment details2:31:03–2:31:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2057
  2059. It's not my fault. Sometimes that's just

    Segment details2:31:12–2:31:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2058
  2060. what happens. I can't just make it hard

    Segment details2:31:15–2:31:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2059
  2061. every time. Give me a break.

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  2062. The willy has a brain of its own. It just

    Segment details2:31:23–2:31:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2061
  2063. does what it wants. I can't really control

    Segment details2:31:25–2:31:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2062
  2064. it.

    Segment details2:31:28–2:31:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2063
  2065. I don't know. Whatever. She doesn't like

    Segment details2:31:39–2:31:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2064
  2066. it when I said that.

    Segment details2:31:42–2:31:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2065
  2067. I said that's how the British speak,

    Segment details2:31:47–2:31:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2066
  2068. innit?

    Segment details2:31:49–2:31:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2067
  2069. Were you not physically attracted to her?

    Segment details2:32:02–2:32:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2068
  2070. I don't know, but sometimes I was and then

    Segment details2:32:04–2:32:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2069
  2071. sometimes I wasn't. In the beginning,

    Segment details2:32:07–2:32:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2070
  2072. there was no problems, and then over time

    Segment details2:32:09–2:32:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2071
  2073. it just became a problem.

    Segment details2:32:12–2:32:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2072
  2074. I thought sometimes she looked nice and

    Segment details2:32:18–2:32:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2073
  2075. then other times not so

    Segment details2:32:20–2:32:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2074
  2076. nice. It's like women have 2 looks,

    Segment details2:32:24–2:32:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2075
  2077. the real look and then the done-up look,

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  2078. and then you, you fall for the done-up

    Segment details2:32:33–2:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2077
  2079. look because

    Segment details2:32:34–2:32:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2078
  2080. they've done their hair nice or they put

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  2081. makeup on.

    Segment details2:32:41–2:32:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2080
  2082. Shahira had that too. I mean, they all

    Segment details2:32:45–2:32:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2081
  2083. have it, don't they?

    Segment details2:32:48–2:32:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2082
  2084. I talked about it to my sister and she

    Segment details2:32:54–2:32:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2083
  2085. said sometimes if she does her hair in a

    Segment details2:32:56–2:32:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2084
  2086. certain way, she can see she looks

    Segment details2:32:59–2:33:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2085
  2087. old herself. It's weird to think my

    Segment details2:33:02–2:33:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2086
  2088. sister's kind of old now. She's like 32.

    Segment details2:33:06–2:33:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2087
  2089. We're all old.

    Segment details2:33:10–2:33:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2088
  2090. Maybe I watched too much gay prawns.

    Segment details2:33:22–2:33:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2089
  2091. It broke my willy.

    Segment details2:33:28–2:33:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2090
  2092. Didn't Chihiro divorce her first husband

    Segment details2:33:44–2:33:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2091
  2093. because he couldn't get it up either? And

    Segment details2:33:47–2:33:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2092
  2094. then he started taking Viagra, but she

    Segment details2:33:49–2:33:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2093
  2095. said it was too late. She had already been

    Segment details2:33:51–2:33:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2094
  2096. banging the Australian guy for a year.

    Segment details2:33:53–2:33:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2095
  2097. I bet Chihiro divorced her husband Because

    Segment details2:33:57–2:34:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2096
  2098. once you experience the Australian

    Segment details2:34:01–2:34:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2097
  2099. 10-incher, there's no going back to

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  2100. Japanese, guys. I wonder if that sushi had

    Segment details2:34:07–2:34:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2099
  2101. a big willy.

    Segment details2:34:11–2:34:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2100
  2102. I wonder what Jiro's up to these days.

    Segment details2:34:18–2:34:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2101
  2103. Any new love? I wonder if she's gotten

    Segment details2:34:21–2:34:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2102
  2104. recognized, cuz I keep getting recognized

    Segment details2:34:23–2:34:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2103
  2105. still. When I go out.

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  2106. Chihiro was very exposed on the channel,

    Segment details2:34:29–2:34:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2105
  2107. hundreds of thousands of views. People

    Segment details2:34:33–2:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2106
  2108. would recognize it, wouldn't they? I

    Segment details2:34:36–2:34:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2107
  2109. wonder if my sister's been recognized. I

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  2110. got recognized last weekend. I went to

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  2111. Leeds Castle with Sunny, and then when I

    Segment details2:34:42–2:34:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2110
  2112. got back, I got a comment saying, I just

    Segment details2:34:45–2:34:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2111
  2113. saw Daniel at Leeds Castle. You would only

    Segment details2:34:47–2:34:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2112
  2114. know that if you just saw me because I

    Segment details2:34:49–2:34:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2113
  2115. didn't tell anyone. And then I got

    Segment details2:34:50–2:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2114
  2116. recognized about 6 times in Japan this

    Segment details2:34:54–2:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2115
  2117. year.

    Segment details2:34:56–2:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2116
  2118. But it's weird, I never got recognized

    Segment details2:35:00–2:35:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2117
  2119. once in Thailand. I think

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  2120. I saw the subreddit. They made a new

    Segment details2:35:12–2:35:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2119
  2121. subreddit and they think it's me that made

    Segment details2:35:15–2:35:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2120
  2122. it. It's called H.I.M.R.

    Segment details2:35:17–2:35:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2121
  2123. Talks. I didn't make a stupid

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  2124. subreddit. It wasn't me. They keep

    Segment details2:35:25–2:35:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2123
  2125. thinking it's me posting on the subreddit

    Segment details2:35:27–2:35:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2124
  2126. because sometimes people defend me and

    Segment details2:35:29–2:35:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2125
  2127. then they get downvoted and they get

    Segment details2:35:35–2:35:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2126
  2128. accused of being me. It's not me. I don't

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  2129. use Reddit. I don't have an account.

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  2130. Or I had one, but it's not logged in.

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  2131. They think I've got nothing better to do

    Segment details2:35:54–2:35:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2130
  2132. than make fake accounts and defend myself

    Segment details2:35:57–2:36:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2131
  2133. pretending to be someone else. I'm not

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  2134. like you. I'm not sad. I've got better

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  2135. things to do with my life.

    Segment details2:36:07–2:36:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2134
  2136. Than making alt accounts and pretending to

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  2137. be other people. It's funny they think I'm

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  2138. such a loser, but then they do that loser

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  2139. stuff themselves.

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  2140. Hiding My Room Talks is banned. What,

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  2141. already? What did they do?

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  2142. Probably stalking stuff.

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  2143. Why does Sam Pepper hate you? Did he say

    Segment details2:37:06–2:37:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2142
  2144. he hates me? He doesn't even know me.

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  2145. We talked on the phone once and he just

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  2146. insulted my accent. Bro,

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  2147. why'd you talk like that? Well, like, not

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  2148. a retard like you. Why you speak like

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  2149. that, bro?

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  2150. Bro, why you sound posh, innit?

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  2151. I don't know,

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  2152. I don't sound that posh, do I?

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  2153. Because that's how people around me spoke

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  2154. when I grew up. Duh.

    Segment details2:37:59–2:38:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2153
  2155. Actually, a lot of people at my school

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  2156. sounded a bit chavvy.

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  2157. I don't know, because my mum doesn't speak

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  2158. like this, obviously. I don't think I

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  2159. sound like my dad. My dad— I don't

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  2160. know what my dad sounded like. You've seen

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  2161. my dad, haven't you? In the Christmas

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  2162. videos. I don't think I sound like him. I

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  2163. don't know what I sound like. Like a weird

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  2164. mixture of my dad, and then I say some— I

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  2165. say certain words in a weird way, like

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  2166. chicken, because my mum says it. Oh, my

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  2167. mum made chicken soup. When Sunny was

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  2168. here, my mum kept saying the word chicken

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  2169. and Sunny kept laughing, and my mum was

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  2170. like, what's so funny? And then I

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  2171. said, now you know why I say chicken like

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  2172. I say chicken.

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  2173. I can't say it properly now. It's just

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  2174. ingrained in my brain to say it like that.

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  2175. Chicken. That sounds weird to me.

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  2176. He's not a retard if he's a millionaire.

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  2177. Well, he sounds like one. Maybe he's not

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  2178. one, but he sounds like one. People used

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  2179. to think I was clever because I sound

    Segment details2:39:32–2:39:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2178
  2180. clever. Just because you sound like

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  2181. something doesn't mean you are something.

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  2182. Thing. Just cuz fish is born in the ocean

    Segment details2:39:41–2:39:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2181
  2183. doesn't make it a whale.

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  2184. Just cuz sea lion is born in the

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  2185. sea doesn't make it a fish in it.

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  2186. It's not even a lion.

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  2187. It looks more like a dog. Don't sea lions—

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  2188. don't they look like they descended from

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  2189. dogs? They got the big nose and the

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  2190. Wait, do dogs have whiskers?

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  2191. I don't remember now. I actually don't

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  2192. know. I haven't seen a dog in ages.

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  2193. Do dogs have whiskers?

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  2194. Oh yeah, they do have whiskers. Whiskers

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  2195. are weird, aren't they? Can you imagine

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  2196. having really long, thick, spiky pube

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  2197. hairs coming out of your upper lip.

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  2198. Why do they have those?

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  2199. Cats and dogs— well, foxes have whiskers

    Segment details2:41:01–2:41:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2198
  2200. too. What happens if you cut them off?

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  2201. It just seems so weird.

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  2202. A bunch of random long hairs coming out of

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  2203. your nose. Why are their noses so big

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  2204. and black? And wet.

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  2205. Dogs are so weird.

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  2206. It's funny because they get, they get mad

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  2207. as well, dogs. Like if you trick them,

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  2208. they get pissed. If you pretend there's

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  2209. food in your hand and then you open it and

    Segment details2:41:45–2:41:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2208
  2210. there's nothing, they'll start barking at

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  2211. you. It's kind of funny.

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  2212. Or if you pretend to ignore them and give

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  2213. lots— the sun's coming down.

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  2214. Do I like being called Dan? No, I don't

    Segment details2:42:10–2:42:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2213
  2215. like it. I don't feel like I'm a Dan.

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  2216. Dan would be someone

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  2217. who goes to the pub and watches Manchester

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  2218. United. I like Daniel,

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  2219. but I don't like Daniel. I like Daniel the

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  2220. English way. I don't like the American way

    Segment details2:42:31–2:42:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2219
  2221. of saying my name. Oh, hey, Daniel.

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  2222. Daniel. Daniel. Reminds me of Ice Poseidon

    Segment details2:42:42–2:42:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2221
  2223. when he says my name. Yo,

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  2224. Daniel.

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  2225. Americans say stuff funny.

    Segment details2:42:54–2:42:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2224
  2226. They say, why do English people pronounce

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  2227. it as aluminium? Because there's an extra

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  2228. I in -inium. Did you know Amberlynn Reid,

    Segment details2:43:03–2:43:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2227
  2229. who is 500 pounds— oh, facts. Recently

    Segment details2:43:05–2:43:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2228
  2230. made a video putting a crumble cookie in

    Segment details2:43:08–2:43:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2229
  2231. her pussy. It also came out that she dated

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  2232. a married woman and is now doing a feeder.

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  2233. You should do crazy shit again and you'd

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  2234. get views like her. Lol. Yeah, she does

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  2235. have the YouTube spirit to keep

    Segment details2:43:20–2:43:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2234
  2236. doing crazy stuff. I got fed up. I don't

    Segment details2:43:24–2:43:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2235
  2237. cuz I was really hungry for the YouTube

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  2238. fame, so I was willing to do anything.

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  2239. And then at some point I just burnt out

    Segment details2:43:34–2:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2238
  2240. and I couldn't be bothered doing it

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  2241. anymore. I don't know why I lost,

    Segment details2:43:38–2:43:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2240
  2242. I lost the hunger.

    Segment details2:43:41–2:43:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2241
  2243. I think it's because I thought I could

    Segment details2:43:47–2:43:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2242
  2244. become a stock genius, I didn't need

    Segment details2:43:49–2:43:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2243
  2245. YouTube anymore.

    Segment details2:43:51–2:43:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2244
  2246. And then I kind of shut down that part of

    Segment details2:43:56–2:43:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2245
  2247. my brain that was hunger for fame.

    Segment details2:43:58–2:43:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2246
  2248. How do I reactivate it? But I don't want

    Segment details2:44:01–2:44:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2247
  2249. to do weird stuff, because what if I do

    Segment details2:44:04–2:44:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2248
  2250. the weird thing and I get backlash from my

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  2251. family and it doesn't get any views

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  2252. anyway?

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  2253. I want a nice peaceful life. I don't want

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  2254. a crazy life. I don't want to meet crazy

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  2255. people. Yeah, anyway, I was saying

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  2256. aluminium has the -inium bit in it because

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  2257. lots of elements have it, like caesium,

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  2258. calcium, magnesium.

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  2259. Why don't you say Calcium

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  2260. or magnesium or palladium.

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  2261. There's palladium. Why is it only

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  2262. aluminium you can't be bothered saying

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  2263. properly and it's got to be aluminum?

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  2264. What about— what

    Segment details2:45:07–2:45:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2263
  2265. else is that? Magnesium. You could say

    Segment details2:45:13–2:45:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2264
  2266. magnesium.

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  2267. It's just weird how you choose that one

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  2268. word to ditch the I and pronounce

    Segment details2:45:21–2:45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2267
  2269. it in a really weird way and then laugh at

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  2270. us British for saying it properly. Do

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  2271. benign weird things like dancing in weird

    Segment details2:45:31–2:45:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2270
  2272. ways or listening to weird music. No, I

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  2273. don't dance. Or just saying things that

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  2274. don't make any sense. It doesn't have to

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  2275. be gaining hundreds of pounds or

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  2276. destroying your life. Although I guess

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  2277. that helps. What if I get a Tesla and I

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  2278. fit it with hot sex dolls?

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  2279. You know what I want to do? I want to buy

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  2280. a lamb carcass off this butcher website,

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  2281. but it costs £140. I want to hoist it up

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  2282. in the garden and then I want to set it on

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  2283. fire and make barbecue lamb. That'd be

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  2284. cool. And I'd eat it. So I'd have lamb

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  2285. chops for months.

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  2286. Cooking with Daniel. I get like a katana

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  2287. and chop it up. Or I get a chainsaw

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  2288. and then cut it up and then just cook it

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  2289. in funny ways using fire.

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  2290. That's something I'd like to do. Extreme

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  2291. Cooking with Daniel.

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  2292. But even that's too expensive.

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  2293. £140 for a lamb carcass from

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  2294. the butcher's.

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  2295. The honesty in your videos is what made me

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  2296. keep watching. I think I'm still

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  2297. honest. What am I not honest about?

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  2298. I only keep things a secret if I feel like

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  2299. it's going to upset someone that I don't

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  2300. want to upset.

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  2301. I don't like upsetting people.

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  2302. To be honest,

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  2303. I don't know what else or how I could be

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  2304. more honest. I think I'm still honest.

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  2305. Does cereal talk upset Sunny.

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  2306. Uh, I don't think— I don't

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  2307. I don't think any girl would be happy to

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  2308. be discussed like that online.

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  2309. Not that there's anything to discuss.

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  2310. Chihiro probably makes more money than me

    Segment details2:48:42–2:48:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2309
  2311. now. It's annoying.

    Segment details2:48:44–2:48:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2310
  2312. Can't even brag about how I make triple

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  2313. what she makes anymore.

    Segment details2:48:50–2:48:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2312
  2314. I wonder how much she makes now. ¥400,000

    Segment details2:48:55–2:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2313
  2315. a month?

    Segment details2:48:57–2:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2314
  2316. I think she got something new, cuz I

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  2317. remember talking to her back in 2021 and

    Segment details2:49:03–2:49:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2316
  2318. she said— cuz I asked her, why don't you

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  2319. make YouTube videos anymore? And she said

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  2320. she, she found something else to do and

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  2321. she doesn't have time to make videos

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  2322. anymore. I wonder what she found. She

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  2323. wouldn't tell me.

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  2324. Maybe she found a good way to make good

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  2325. money.

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  2326. Any news I missed last couple weeks?

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  2327. Last couple weeks?

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  2328. Sunny came to my house on the weekend.

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  2329. Apart from that, nothing really. Oh,

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  2330. I got approved for financing a Tesla.

    Segment details2:49:56–2:49:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2329
  2331. I've got 4 days to approve it.

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  2332. But the insurance is so expensive, I don't

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  2333. think I can justify it. If it was just the

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  2334. Tesla, I would easily get it. It's £200 a

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  2335. month, £5,000 deposit,

    Segment details2:50:11–2:50:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2334
  2336. but I can't pay for the insurance. So

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  2337. expensive.

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  2338. It would be £3,000 for a year of

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  2339. insurance. Plus 5,000 deposit,

    Segment details2:50:29–2:50:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2338
  2340. that's 8,000, and then 200 every month for

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  2341. 42 months. I would

    Segment details2:50:35–2:50:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2340
  2342. have no money left. I'd have to sell all

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  2343. my stocks just to pay the deposit and the

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  2344. My tongue hurts. I'm getting tongue lumps

    Segment details2:50:50–2:50:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2343
  2345. again. Maybe I need more vitamin

    Segment details2:50:52–2:50:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2344
  2346. C.

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  2347. Market's a bit boring today.

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  2348. Maybe I'll just sell everything, buy a car

    Segment details2:51:15–2:51:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2347
  2349. this weekend. If I sell,

    Segment details2:51:17–2:51:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2348
  2350. I got 1,000— I got 900 in Tesla, I got

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  2351. 1,500 in China.

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  2352. Today's Friday, UK market is closing

    Segment details2:51:28–2:51:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2351
  2353. in I think half an hour.

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  2354. Uh, I'm down £300. I lost £300 in China.

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  2355. No, I need to think about it more, not

    Segment details2:51:46–2:51:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2354
  2356. just impulse buy it.

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  2357. Well, I don't want to sell China because I

    Segment details2:52:06–2:52:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2356
  2358. think it's bottomed. I don't think it's

    Segment details2:52:08–2:52:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2357
  2359. going to go down more.

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  2360. I'm hungry.

    Segment details2:52:48–2:52:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2359
  2361. I'm a bit scared of holding Tesla stock.

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  2362. Elon's getting a bit crazy recently. I

    Segment details2:53:03–2:53:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2361
  2363. don't know,

    Segment details2:53:06–2:53:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2362
  2364. he seems like he's becoming a bit

    Segment details2:53:11–2:53:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2363
  2365. unhinged, don't you think? I wish he

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  2366. wasn't so politically vocal. The stock

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  2367. would probably do better.

    Segment details2:53:20–2:53:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2366
  2368. Yeah, if he just shut up, the stock would

    Segment details2:53:26–2:53:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2367
  2369. go up more.

    Segment details2:53:28–2:53:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2368
  2370. Now he's like trying to pick fights with

    Segment details2:53:33–2:53:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2369
  2371. Keir Starmer on Twitter.

    Segment details2:53:35–2:53:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2370
  2372. He's getting really political recently.

    Segment details2:53:46–2:53:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2371
  2373. Sell my Tesla stock to buy a cheap rubbish

    Segment details2:54:04–2:54:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2372
  2374. car, maybe.

    Segment details2:54:08–2:54:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2373
  2375. Why do I have a pink keyboard? It's red.

    Segment details2:54:12–2:54:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2374
  2376. Blood red. It's not pink.

    Segment details2:54:15–2:54:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2375
  2377. Get your eyes tested.

    Segment details2:54:20–2:54:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2376
  2378. Maybe it's just faded in the sun. I heard

    Segment details2:54:34–2:54:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2377
  2379. red cars, after a while they turn a bit

    Segment details2:54:37–2:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2378
  2380. pink.

    Segment details2:54:39–2:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2379
  2381. I'm not still losing money in China.

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  2382. You only lose if you sell. I've been down

    Segment details2:54:52–2:54:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2381
  2383. between 16 and 18% for

    Segment details2:54:56–2:55:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2382
  2384. months now. Unless it goes down more,

    Segment details2:55:00–2:55:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2383
  2385. then I won't lose more.

    Segment details2:55:04–2:55:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2384
  2386. I don't like Honda Civics. Me and my mum

    Segment details2:55:13–2:55:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2385
  2387. test drove one 2 years ago. The seat is

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  2388. really low and you can't raise this. I

    Segment details2:55:19–2:55:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2387
  2389. mean, you can, but you keep raising it,

    Segment details2:55:22–2:55:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2388
  2390. you end up hitting your head on the

    Segment details2:55:24–2:55:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2389
  2391. ceiling and it still feels low. It's like

    Segment details2:55:25–2:55:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2390
  2392. one of those racer cars, isn't it? Bucket

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  2393. seat. I don't like those cars.

    Segment details2:55:31–2:55:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2392
  2394. Still no delivery jobs.

    Segment details2:55:58–2:55:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2393
  2395. Imagine one pops up and I accept it.

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  2396. I gotta rush out and quickly buy a car in

    Segment details2:56:05–2:56:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2395
  2397. the next 30 minutes so I can do the job.

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  2398. I keep getting really hungry around 4 PM.

    Segment details2:56:37–2:56:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2397
  2399. Don't know why. I had lunch.

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  2400. I feel like I'm just bored, so I want to

    Segment details2:56:56–2:56:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2399
  2401. eat because that's kind of fun.

    Segment details2:56:58–2:57:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2400
  2402. Binge eating.

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  2403. Are there even Tesla chargers around here?

    Segment details2:57:22–2:57:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2402
  2404. I wouldn't— you— I wouldn't use a public

    Segment details2:57:27–2:57:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2403
  2405. charger. I'd plug it into my house,

    Segment details2:57:29–2:57:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2404
  2406. but there probably is. Let me see.

    Segment details2:57:33–2:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2405
  2407. Superchargers are the most expensive way

    Segment details2:57:38–2:57:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2406
  2408. of charging it.

    Segment details2:57:40–2:57:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2407
  2409. Isn't it like 35p per kilowatt? But if you

    Segment details2:57:44–2:57:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2408
  2410. charge at home, it's like 15p.

    Segment details2:57:48–2:57:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2409
  2411. There's a Supercharger outside of

    Segment details2:57:51–2:57:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2410
  2412. Maidstone.

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  2413. Bearstead Road.

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  2414. Where does all my money go? You don't

    Segment details2:58:18–2:58:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2413
  2415. buy good gear. What, for my streams?

    Segment details2:58:22–2:58:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2414
  2416. Uh, pay £12 a month Freetrade stocks and

    Segment details2:58:27–2:58:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2415
  2417. shares ISA, £9 a month Amazon Prime, £20 a

    Segment details2:58:31–2:58:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2416
  2418. month for my LiveU Solo finance plan.

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  2419. £12 a month for my phone data,

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  2420. so I'm paying about £50 a month on

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  2421. subscription stuff.

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  2422. Oh, the fly is back.

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  2423. I'm using my S10 Plus, Samsung S10 Plus,

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  2424. to make videos and stream now. You know,

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  2425. this phone only cost £500 when I bought it

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  2426. in 2019, and it's a flagship phone. I

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  2427. think I got it refurbished. Phones were so

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  2428. cheap back then, 2019, and it came out in

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  2429. 2019, so it was like a brand new flagship

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  2430. phone and it was only £550. And nowadays

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  2431. you pay over £1,000 to get the flagship

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  2432. big size model. It's still a good phone.

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  2433. It's a bit slow, I guess. The cameras

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  2434. aren't great. I think this looks good

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  2435. though, don't you think? I thought my

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  2436. garden vlog looked pretty good. I filmed

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  2437. it on this good old S10 Plus.

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  2438. What happened to Fasta?

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  2439. Uh, when I tried apologizing to her, she

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  2440. got all weird. She was like, you never

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  2441. loved me, you never cared. Hope you happy

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  2442. with Sunny. Goodbye forever. And then

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  2443. she blocked me.

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  2444. I shouldn't have bothered. I was trying to

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  2445. be nice and say sorry.

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  2446. I'm so sorry, not my

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  2447. fault.

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  2448. Imagine we just show up in Thailand next

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  2449. day and knock on the door. Do you think

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  2450. she's removed me from the fingerprint

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  2451. security thing. That must have been

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  2452. awkward. You got to go down to the

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  2453. security office and say, I want to remove

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  2454. my boyfriend's fingerprint,

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  2455. unless it's still there and I can get into

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  2456. the building. Stalking part 2,

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  2457. Thailand version. I would not do that in

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  2458. Thailand. Japan's not too bad because the

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  2459. police are quite nice and friendly, but in

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  2460. Thailand they're probably trying to Scam

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  2461. you, try and blackmail you.

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  2462. Oh, I hit the fly, but it didn't even do

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  2463. anything. Too weak to swat the fly.

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  2464. You do not want to mess with the police in

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  2465. Thailand. They would fuck you up. They'd

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  2466. probably lock you in a jail cell and

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  2467. demand you pay them $10,000 or something.

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  2468. Police are corrupt as hell in Thailand.

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  2469. We had to bribe the police, you know,

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  2470. because she did some— something weird,

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  2471. like she was driving in the wrong lane on

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  2472. the motorway. And then we stopped by this

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  2473. policeman to ask him for directions, and

    Segment details3:02:46–3:02:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2472
  2474. he was like, oh, you did something bad.

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  2475. Give me some money. They just bribe

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  2476. you. Can you imagine the police bribing

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  2477. you? So corrupt.

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  2478. Yeah, I'm scared. You don't want to mess

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  2479. around in Thailand, especially after what

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  2480. happened to Ice.

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  2481. Sawadee khrap. Guess I'll never have to

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  2482. use my Thai skills.

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  2483. ขอบคุณครับ. I can't believe I was there

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  2484. for nearly 2 years. I could have been here

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  2485. in England driving, building up no claims

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  2486. discount so I don't have to get destroyed

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  2487. on insurance when I buy a Tesla. If I

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  2488. could claim 2 years no claims discount on

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  2489. a Tesla insurance, it'd be way cheaper.

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  2490. Or if I get the Pass Plus certificate, I

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  2491. could get cheaper insurance, but it costs

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  2492. like £200 to do that course. 6-hour

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  2493. course, there's no test. You only pass it

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  2494. if your instructor feels like you're

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  2495. Yeah, I guess in the end it was a bit of a

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  2496. waste of time going to Thailand. 2 years

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  2497. killed my channel as well.

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  2498. Channel really died in Thailand. I lost

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  2499. thousands of subs.

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  2500. Hey, after the whole Elden Ring thing, I

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  2501. was getting like 15k views. I did a couple

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  2502. 50k bangers with my Do Not Come to Japan

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  2503. video stuff. Ex-wife Still Wants to Get

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  2504. Back with Me got like 20k.

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  2505. I think the best thing about getting a car

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  2506. would be I can drive to McDonald's. And

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  2507. get a Big Mac. I can't get McDonald's

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  2508. here. I would have to get the train to

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  2509. Maidstone. I'd have to walk 20 minutes to

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  2510. the train station, get on the train,

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  2511. 50-minute train journey to Maidstone,

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  2512. then walk from the train station to

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  2513. McDonald's in the town centre, and then

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  2514. get back on the train, which would be an

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  2515. hour later because there's only one train

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  2516. per hour. 50 minutes back and then half an

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  2517. hour walk back from the train station. It

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  2518. would take like 3 hours to get McDonald's.

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  2519. God, this flight is really pissing me off.

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  2520. Nearly got it.

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  2521. I can go visit the hotel I dropped Peter

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  2522. off at. Dropped off at the hotel next

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  2523. to the McDonald's on the M20.

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  2524. I had a friend who used to work at the

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  2525. Road Chef because his mum works there when

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  2526. he was like 16, and I was jealous because

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  2527. I wanted to get a job too.

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  2528. My friends, when they got to— when they

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  2529. were 16, they all got these mopeds.

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  2530. Little Peugeot 50cc moped, and they

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  2531. ditched me. We used to ride our bicycles

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  2532. to school every day, and then as soon as

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  2533. they turned 16, they both got little 50cc

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  2534. mopeds and they'd whiz past me. I'd be a

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  2535. little Larry loner riding my bicycle.

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  2536. Felt sad. My dad wouldn't buy me one. It

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  2537. would only cost £200 to buy a little

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  2538. moped, but he wouldn't get me one.

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  2539. Probably because he was scared I was going

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  2540. to crash and then it would be his fault.

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  2541. Yeah. When I was young, I wanted money to

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  2542. buy stuff like Warhammer. And then they

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  2543. got to 17. They all bought first cars.

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  2544. They passed their driving test as soon as

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  2545. they reached 17.

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  2546. I don't know why my dad didn't encourage

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  2547. me to learn to drive or anything.

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  2548. I didn't even think about driving until I

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  2549. was about 20.

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  2550. Took some lessons, failed the test, gave

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  2551. up, tried again about

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  2552. 13 years later.

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  2553. Imagine if I had like 10 years no claims

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  2554. discount, no claims

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  2555. bonus.

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  2556. I'd get way cheaper insurance if I had

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  2557. passed when I was 17.

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  2558. Because then I could say, oh, I've been

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  2559. driving for 20 years when I haven't

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  2560. Well, if I had an accident, I wouldn't

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  2561. even tell the insurance company. I would

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  2562. just fix it myself. Like,

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  2563. if you get a little dent, do you call the

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  2564. insurance company, or do you just pay the

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  2565. mechanic and get him to fix it?

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  2566. I honestly wouldn't care if you get a

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  2567. dent. Like, who cares? You got a little

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  2568. dent or a little scratch. I would just

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  2569. leave it. Whatever. Put a piece of paper

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  2570. over it.

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  2571. DIY fix it, unless it's

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  2572. really bad crash where you need it fixed,

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  2573. otherwise it's not road legal, then I

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  2574. wouldn't bother.

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  2575. Yeah, when I was 17, I was too busy

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  2576. Selling dirty underwear to idiots on

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  2577. Craigslist whilst pretending to be a horny

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  2578. Japanese girl who just moved to London and

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  2579. wants to make some extra cash selling her

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  2580. smelly panties. That's what I was doing.

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  2581. It was pretty fun though. I'd get the

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  2582. pictures, I'd write the description.

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  2583. I'm Japanese girl from Tokyo. My name is

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  2584. Haruki. I want to make some money

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  2585. selling my smelly sweaty underwear.

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  2586. Please contact me. You have no idea how

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  2587. easy it was. You get so many people

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  2588. messaging you.

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  2589. Yeah, I made hundreds of pounds every

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  2590. month. Doing that. I stopped doing it

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  2591. because I got scared I'd get in trouble

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  2592. because I was making— it was working a bit

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  2593. too well. I didn't think anyone's actually

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  2594. going to go to the police. What are you

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  2595. going to say? Oh, I was buying dirty

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  2596. underwear and I got scammed. It's only

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  2597. $10. I don't think anyone's going to care

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  2598. One guy was from Australia. He gave me

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  2599. like $50. To send him some dirty

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  2600. underwear. So I bought some and I wore it,

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  2601. and then I sent it off to him. He's

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  2602. probably rubbing it all over his face

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  2603. thinking hot Japanese girl was wearing it

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  2604. when it was a guy who rubbed his willy on

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  2605. it instead. I wonder

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  2606. what he did with them.

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  2607. Well, as long as he didn't know, then he

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  2608. would enjoy it, wouldn't he?

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  2609. Rub my cheese all over it.

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  2610. I wonder if you're even allowed— would you

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  2611. even be allowed to get that through border

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  2612. control? Because Australia is pretty

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  2613. strict. Introduce a new, new— what's it— a

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  2614. new strain of fungal spore through the

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  2615. Australian borders.

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  2616. Anglochlamydia. Bio— yeah, biohazard.

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  2617. They probably burned it when

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  2618. it was going through security. I don't

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  2619. know. I watched that Australian

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  2620. border control program and they catch

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  2621. people smuggling stuff in. And they do

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  2622. some crazy stuff, like they try and put

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  2623. little secret compartments in their

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  2624. suitcase and stuff drugs inside of it,

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  2625. or they stuff it up their bum, or you get

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  2626. crazy Chinese women trying to smuggle in

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  2627. fruit because they need vitamin C,

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  2628. as if Australia doesn't have any fruit.

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  2629. I'm not Chinese. I was born in

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  2630. England, not China.

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  2631. I don't have any Malaysian ethnicity, not

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  2632. even 1%. It's annoying I can't log into my

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  2633. DNA test anymore because I've forgotten

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  2634. the password.

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  2635. I remember when I took that test, people

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  2636. were calling me idiot in the comments

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  2637. because I gave my DNA to the Canadian

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  2638. government. Oh no,

    Segment details3:13:43–3:13:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2637
  2639. as if it's really affected my life.

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  2640. I'm like 49% white European

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  2641. and 40% Han Chinese and about 8%

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  2642. Vietnamese and like 0.1% sub-Saharan

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  2643. African. I think I got some Yakult in me

    Segment details3:14:04–3:14:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2642
  2644. too, like 0.1% Yakult.

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  2645. I don't know why. Isn't that like a tribe

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  2646. in Siberia?

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  2647. The most eastern edge of Russia.

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  2648. No, not Yakult, uh, Yakut, I think.

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  2649. They're like where the Native Americans

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  2650. migrated from, so they look like Native

    Segment details3:14:36–3:14:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2649
  2651. Yakut women.

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  2652. Yeah, they literally look just like Native

    Segment details3:14:48–3:14:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2651
  2653. Americans. That's where they came from,

    Segment details3:14:50–3:14:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2652
  2654. the Native Americans. They crossed over

    Segment details3:14:53–3:14:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2653
  2655. the land bridge when Russia was connected

    Segment details3:14:55–3:14:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2654
  2656. to America.

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  2657. They look kind of hot, Yakut women.

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  2658. I still can't believe Alaska used to be

    Segment details3:15:31–3:15:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2657
  2659. Russian. And then Russia sold it to

    Segment details3:15:33–3:15:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2658
  2660. America, and then America found out

    Segment details3:15:36–3:15:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2659
  2661. there's oil in Alaska. That's crazy.

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  2662. America really is just all stolen land.

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  2663. Half of it was Mexican, like Texas and

    Segment details3:15:48–3:15:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2662
  2664. stuff, and then they invaded

    Segment details3:15:51–3:15:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2663
  2665. it and they had a war with Mexico and they

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  2666. beat Mexico and they just took a bunch of

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  2667. Daniel's fed up with his job. Yeah, cuz

    Segment details3:16:10–3:16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2666
  2668. there's no growth. All I do is lose subs,

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  2669. the views go down and down. There's

    Segment details3:16:16–3:16:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2668
  2670. nothing to get excited about. Anytime I

    Segment details3:16:18–3:16:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2669
  2671. try and put effort into making content,

    Segment details3:16:22–3:16:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2670
  2672. it flops. Like,

    Segment details3:16:23–3:16:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2671
  2673. oh, expensive Japanese ryokan, 3K views.

    Segment details3:16:27–3:16:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2672
  2674. Cost me $700 to stay there and I made $15.

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  2675. Caledonian sleeper train, 4K views.

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  2676. Why, why even bother doing anything?

    Segment details3:16:42–3:16:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2675
  2677. What's the point?

    Segment details3:16:53–3:16:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2676
  2678. All these other people do like Japanese

    Segment details3:17:02–3:17:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2677
  2679. sleeper train, they get 20 million views.

    Segment details3:17:04–3:17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2678
  2680. I do it, I get 4K views.

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  2681. That's why all I do now is sit in my room

    Segment details3:17:16–3:17:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2680
  2682. and stream, because at least it doesn't

    Segment details3:17:18–3:17:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2681
  2683. cost me anything.

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  2684. Your channel's shadowbanned. Well, I put

    Segment details3:17:26–3:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2683
  2685. the same video onto different channels and

    Segment details3:17:29–3:17:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2684
  2686. they all don't get views either.

    Segment details3:17:32–3:17:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2685
  2687. You want quick results? You shouldn't have

    Segment details3:17:39–3:17:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2686
  2688. to wait long because that guy, the

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  2689. neuroscientist in the mountains, He made

    Segment details3:17:45–3:17:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2688
  2690. his channel 2 months ago and he's made

    Segment details3:17:48–3:17:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2689
  2691. like 20 videos and he makes that one,

    Segment details3:17:51–3:17:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2690
  2692. gets 10 million views.

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  2693. It shouldn't take decades of grinding.

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  2694. If it's gonna go viral, it's gonna go

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  2695. viral whether you've been doing YouTube

    Segment details3:18:03–3:18:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2694
  2696. for 2 days or 2 years.

    Segment details3:18:06–3:18:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2695
  2697. I wonder if any of you guys, if you just

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  2698. copied one of my videos, exact same

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  2699. title, but you use your own voice,

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  2700. And do like Elden Ring video. Just make it

    Segment details3:18:38–3:18:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2699
  2701. exactly like mine and then see if you get

    Segment details3:18:42–3:18:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2700
  2702. any views. So if you get no views, then

    Segment details3:18:45–3:18:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2701
  2703. that means I'm not shadowbanned.

    Segment details3:18:49–3:18:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2702
  2704. But then if you go viral, then it means

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  2705. I'm probably shadowbanned and I'd be

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  2706. Maybe there's just too many people trying

    Segment details3:19:05–3:19:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2705
  2707. to make videos, too much competition.

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  2708. Main reason you were getting a car so you

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  2709. can drive to see Sunny.

    Segment details3:19:48–3:19:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2708
  2710. Uh, yeah, that would be one of the

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  2711. reasons. The other reason is because I

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  2712. want to do Amazon Flex driving,

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  2713. but It keeps saying there's no— they don't

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  2714. want any drivers in my area.

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  2715. If I could make money using the car, I

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  2716. would definitely get one.

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  2717. But to see Sunny would not make any money.

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  2718. It would be at that point, it would be

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  2719. like luxury purchase,

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  2720. because I could just get a bus, I guess.

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  2721. You can't steal the packages because

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  2722. they'll know it's me. You scan the items

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  2723. and they know that I've been assigned to

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  2724. those parcels, so it'd be kind of stupid

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  2725. to steal it. They'd find

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  2726. out straight away.

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  2727. Maybe I try get the Uber license, become

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  2728. an Uber driver, because then I can do it

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  2729. anywhere. I could just drive to Scotland

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  2730. and do Uber.

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  2731. I started the application process on Uber.

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  2732. I've got to give them— well, I need

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  2733. to get a car first because they need your

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  2734. insurance number.

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  2735. The little pictures on Uber look really

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  2736. cool. They've got like Cartoon

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  2737. thumbnail pictures on the app. The art's

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  2738. pretty nice.

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  2739. Earn by driving or delivering. So I have

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  2740. to give them my DVLA electronic

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  2741. counterpart check code, certificate of

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  2742. motor insurance, and I've got to do a

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  2743. background check.

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  2744. So I guess if you got a criminal record,

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  2745. you can't do Ubering.

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  2746. But I'm a bit scared. What if there's

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  2747. scary customers trying to steal my

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  2748. burgers? And it'll make my car smell like

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  2749. food, won't it?

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  2750. If I drive a fancy car and I'm in London,

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  2751. I'd get robbed. I feel like

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  2752. the police won't even do anything.

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  2753. Elisa Chung is you but successful.

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  2754. Isn't her channel dead already? And she

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  2755. barely posts much now.

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  2756. She went viral and then her channel died

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  2757. within a year. I don't think that's

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  2758. successful. 5 months ago.

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  2759. Her channel died so quick. She got viral.

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  2760. Neat makes website to escape poverty. It

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  2761. only got 500K views. But then after that,

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  2762. she was only getting like 20k views.

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  2763. It's a pretty quick drop-off.

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  2764. I really milked my fame, didn't I?

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  2765. Because I got viral on my No Friends

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  2766. video, got 1.5 million. I somehow managed

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  2767. to clickbait and milk it as much as I

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  2768. could for like 5 years, getting what, 40k

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  2769. views a video? I think I

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  2770. did pretty good milking it.

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  2771. I should have streamed more, probably

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  2772. would have made more donos.

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  2773. I was getting like 50k to 100k views

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  2774. during my blow-up year, and then even 2019

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  2775. I was still getting like 50-60k views.

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  2776. When you get some kind of fame, you really

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  2777. gotta milk it as hard as you can. Like

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  2778. that Hokuto girl, she's really doing well,

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  2779. I think, but she should make an OnlyFans,

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  2780. but she won't because she's like, I'm not

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  2781. that kind of girl, when she literally

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  2782. becomes famous for spitting on a dick.

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  2783. That's what everyone knows her for,

    Segment details3:24:49–3:24:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2782
  2784. spitting on a dick. But she won't do

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  2785. OnlyFans because all of a sudden she's got

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  2786. morals now.

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  2787. She could make like easy $20 million if

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  2788. she did some nudes. No one's going to care

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  2789. about her in a year. She's going to be

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  2790. completely irrelevant.

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  2791. I don't know how she got so famous. It

    Segment details3:25:29–3:25:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2790
  2792. wasn't even that funny.

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  2793. Hokuto spit on that thing. Oh wow.

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  2794. Hilarious. I didn't even laugh. It was

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  2795. just like, uh, I guess it's like a little

    Segment details3:25:41–3:25:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2794
  2796. bit funny, but not funny enough to make me

    Segment details3:25:44–3:25:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2795
  2797. laugh out loud.

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  2798. What happened to the fish tank? I have no

    Segment details3:25:56–3:25:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2797
  2799. idea. Faster said she gave it to a friend.

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  2800. I don't know what the friend did with it.

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  2801. Probably all dead now. My little babies,

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  2802. my shrimp babies. I failed

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  2803. them. They probably got eaten

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  2804. in a tom yum soup. Tom yum goong.

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  2805. Goong means shrimp in Thai.

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  2806. Oh yeah, chicken is gao, isn't it? Just

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  2807. like in Cantonese. So tom yum gao is tom

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  2808. yum chicken soup.

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  2809. Oh, there's a stupid advert on TV where

    Segment details3:26:44–3:26:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2808
  2810. there's Thai people in it. Oh, it's

    Segment details3:26:47–3:26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2809
  2811. Samsung. I don't know why Samsung in the

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  2812. phone ads recently. They keep bragging

    Segment details3:26:52–3:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2811
  2813. about their new AI translating tool as if

    Segment details3:26:56–3:27:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2812
  2814. Google Translate hasn't existed for

    Segment details3:27:00–3:27:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2813
  2815. decades. Who cares about some stupid AI?

    Segment details3:27:02–3:27:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2814
  2816. They're like, oh, look at our flip phone.

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  2817. You can place it on the table and use the

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  2818. other side of the screen so the person in

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  2819. front of you can see the translation. Or

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  2820. you could just stand next to them and look

    Segment details3:27:14–3:27:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2819
  2821. at the screen together. What's the point

    Segment details3:27:17–3:27:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2820
  2822. of that? Look, I can just get my normal

    Segment details3:27:19–3:27:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2821
  2823. phone and get Google Translate. And be

    Segment details3:27:20–3:27:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2822
  2824. like, look, why do you need 2 screens for

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  2825. Google Translate? So they got this ad

    Segment details3:27:26–3:27:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2824
  2826. where this British woman is in Thailand

    Segment details3:27:29–3:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2825
  2827. and she's in like a restaurant, and then

    Segment details3:27:32–3:27:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2826
  2828. she uses Samsung's AI Galaxy Translate

    Segment details3:27:34–3:27:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2827
  2829. feature, and then she's trying to talk to

    Segment details3:27:36–3:27:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2828
  2830. this Thai woman. I hate it. Every time

    Segment details3:27:38–3:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2829
  2831. that's on, I gotta get out of the room and

    Segment details3:27:40–3:27:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2830
  2832. switch the channel. Now everything

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  2833. Thailand triggers me.

    Segment details3:27:46–3:27:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2832
  2834. It's so annoying. Every time I see

    Segment details3:27:49–3:27:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2833
  2835. anything Thailand related, I feel

    Segment details3:27:52–3:27:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2834
  2836. triggered.

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  2837. Like, it brings back negative emotions

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  2838. when I hear the Thai language.

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  2839. If Daniel's with Sunny, why is he

    Segment details3:28:27–3:28:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2838
  2840. miserable? Because I'm broke and I'm bored

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  2841. and I don't know how to make more money.

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  2842. I thought I'd just do a never-ending

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  2843. livestream. For weeks and I just let it

    Segment details3:28:40–3:28:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2842
  2844. keep going, never end it,

    Segment details3:28:44–3:28:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2843
  2845. might have like 50K views after a week,

    Segment details3:28:48–3:28:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2844
  2846. but it'll probably be so boring no one's

    Segment details3:28:56–3:28:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2845
  2847. going to watch it.

    Segment details3:28:59–3:28:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2846
  2848. Make good content again.

    Segment details3:29:04–3:29:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2847
  2849. All my content was so expensive to make.

    Segment details3:29:07–3:29:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2848
  2850. I would have to meet a girl, fly over to

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  2851. her, or move to her, and then fall in

    Segment details3:29:13–3:29:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2850
  2852. love, and then get my heart broken, and

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  2853. then have an incel rant about her and why

    Segment details3:29:17–3:29:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2852
  2854. she sucks. It's so expensive. I didn't

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  2855. make any money, and then everyone thinks

    Segment details3:29:23–3:29:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2854
  2856. I'm an incel, and then women hate me.

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  2857. When is my, my content— when has it ever

    Segment details3:29:32–3:29:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2856
  2858. not been all about meeting a girl and then

    Segment details3:29:35–3:29:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2857
  2859. trying to move in with her and then

    Segment details3:29:38–3:29:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2858
  2860. getting mad and storming out? That's all

    Segment details3:29:41–3:29:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2859
  2861. my content is. Even all of the Chihiro

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  2862. stuff was basically that in a nutshell.

    Segment details3:29:48–3:29:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2861
  2863. Meet woman on Tinder, move in, date her,

    Segment details3:29:51–3:29:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2862
  2864. get married, cheat, break up,

    Segment details3:29:53–3:29:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2863
  2865. fight. That's all my content ever is.

    Segment details3:29:56–3:30:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2864
  2866. What else do I do?

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  2867. Buy gaming laptops.

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  2868. I don't know what else to do for content.

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  2869. Why is it always about women and

    Segment details3:30:29–3:30:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2868
  2870. moving here and moving there? Why I hate

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  2871. this country, why I hate that country.

    Segment details3:30:36–3:30:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2870
  2872. Do I miss being in Asia? Not really.

    Segment details3:30:43–3:30:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2871
  2873. I like the food here. I do like having my

    Segment details3:30:48–3:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2872
  2874. cheese and onion crisps. I do

    Segment details3:30:51–3:30:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2873
  2875. like having a free place to stay with a

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  2876. massive garden, sheltered from the

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  2877. ugliness of the world.

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  2878. I didn't like any of the food in Bangkok.

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  2879. My favorite food to get was Japanese food

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  2880. and Sushiro and McDonald's.

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  2881. I just couldn't eat Thai food. It tastes

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  2882. weird. I don't like the stuff they put in

    Segment details3:31:25–3:31:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2881
  2883. it.

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  2884. It'd be nice to see my sister this month

    Segment details3:31:32–3:31:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2883
  2885. if she comes back. Oh, she said she's

    Segment details3:31:35–3:31:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2884
  2886. going to Malaysia. After— she's going to

    Segment details3:31:39–3:31:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2885
  2887. Australia and then Malaysia.

    Segment details3:31:41–3:31:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2886
  2888. And then I think back here.

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  2889. Oh, she said she felt the earthquake.

    Segment details3:31:49–3:31:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2888
  2890. There was a big earthquake in Japan, 7.1

    Segment details3:31:51–3:31:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2889
  2891. magnitude. But she said they felt it in

    Segment details3:31:54–3:31:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2890
  2892. New Zealand as well.

    Segment details3:31:56–3:31:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2891
  2893. She's still traveling the world.

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  2894. 2-month honeymoon.

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  2895. Just a few weeks left and then back to

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  2896. reality. But now they

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  2897. got no jobs. I don't know why they quit

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  2898. their jobs. Seems kind of crazy.

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  2899. I guess they're pretty confident they can

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  2900. just get a new job.

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  2901. I wonder how much her husband paid for

    Segment details3:32:50–3:32:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2900
  2902. insurance. Probably like

    Segment details3:32:52–3:32:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2901
  2903. $1,000-ish a month. I mean, a year,

    Segment details3:32:56–3:32:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2902
  2904. because he got a cheap car, but he's still

    Segment details3:33:00–3:33:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2903
  2905. young and he only passed— he bought the

    Segment details3:33:03–3:33:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2904
  2906. car after he passed.

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  2907. Yeah, I can't believe it's been such a

    Segment details3:33:13–3:33:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2906
  2908. long time since the wedding.

    Segment details3:33:16–3:33:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2907
  2909. Insurance feels like such a scam, paying

    Segment details3:33:24–3:33:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2908
  2910. for this thing you're never going to use.

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  2911. And then when you do need to use the

    Segment details3:33:33–3:33:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2910
  2912. insurance, the money it costs to fix your

    Segment details3:33:34–3:33:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2911
  2913. car was probably nowhere near as much as

    Segment details3:33:37–3:33:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2912
  2914. you've paid for the insurance, unless you

    Segment details3:33:40–3:33:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2913
  2915. completely destroyed your car, and when in

    Segment details3:33:43–3:33:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2914
  2916. that case you should be lucky you're not

    Segment details3:33:46–3:33:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2915
  2917. dead. If I got in such a bad accident

    Segment details3:33:48–3:33:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2916
  2918. where the insurance really saved me,

    Segment details3:33:51–3:33:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2917
  2919. the crash must have been horrific. Like I

    Segment details3:33:55–3:33:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2918
  2920. flipped the car or something.

    Segment details3:33:58–3:33:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2919
  2921. As if that's actually gonna happen. My

    Segment details3:34:04–3:34:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2920
  2922. mum's been driving for like 40 years.

    Segment details3:34:08–3:34:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2921
  2923. She's never crashed it. I think worst

    Segment details3:34:11–3:34:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2922
  2924. she's done is maybe she hit the curb,

    Segment details3:34:16–3:34:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2923
  2925. damaged the bottom edge a little bit.

    Segment details3:34:19–3:34:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2924
  2926. Pay all this money for something you're

    Segment details3:34:23–3:34:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2925
  2927. probably not going to use unless you

    Segment details3:34:27–3:34:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2926
  2928. really suck at driving. It feels

    Segment details3:34:29–3:34:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2927
  2929. like such a waste. I hate insurance.

    Segment details3:34:32–3:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2928
  2930. I never used to get travel insurance when

    Segment details3:34:37–3:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2929
  2931. I traveled to Japan. My dad would always

    Segment details3:34:39–3:34:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2930
  2932. whine at me. About getting it, and I would

    Segment details3:34:41–3:34:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2931
  2933. just say, I don't want it. And then he

    Segment details3:34:44–3:34:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2932
  2934. would say, what if you get hurt and I need

    Segment details3:34:47–3:34:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2933
  2935. to remortgage the house? Because you hear

    Segment details3:34:48–3:34:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2934
  2936. stories. I heard the story about this

    Segment details3:34:52–3:34:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2935
  2937. British guy. He went to Thailand, got into

    Segment details3:34:54–3:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2936
  2938. some accident. He was in a coma or

    Segment details3:34:56–3:34:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2937
  2939. something in hospital, and then his dad

    Segment details3:34:59–3:35:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2938
  2940. had to sell the house to pay for the

    Segment details3:35:01–3:35:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2939
  2941. medical fees. My dad was pretty scared of

    Segment details3:35:03–3:35:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2940
  2942. That is crazy. Well, I don't do anything

    Segment details3:35:16–3:35:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2941
  2943. dangerous to break my leg or anything.

    Segment details3:35:19–3:35:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2942
  2944. That's why I was very scared to ride that

    Segment details3:35:21–3:35:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2943
  2945. moped in Thailand. It felt stupid and

    Segment details3:35:23–3:35:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2944
  2946. dangerous. No helmet either.

    Segment details3:35:26–3:35:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2945
  2947. I don't— I didn't have insurance. I don't

    Segment details3:35:30–3:35:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2946
  2948. know if Revolut covered me. I don't think

    Segment details3:35:33–3:35:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2947
  2949. it did. That's why I'm very safe.

    Segment details3:35:35–3:35:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2948
  2950. Okay, maybe I'm boring, but at least I'm

    Segment details3:35:38–3:35:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2949
  2951. not gonna be in a coma or in a hospital.

    Segment details3:35:41–3:35:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2950
  2952. The only time I need medical treatment is

    Segment details3:36:00–3:36:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2951
  2953. when I get STD or when I have to get an

    Segment details3:36:02–3:36:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2952
  2954. STD test. Cost me like $200 to

    Segment details3:36:05–3:36:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2953
  2955. get that one in Thailand, which all came

    Segment details3:36:09–3:36:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2954
  2956. back negative, by the way. Stop saying I

    Segment details3:36:13–3:36:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2955
  2957. got STDs. I don't know why on the

    Segment details3:36:16–3:36:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2956
  2958. subreddit they keep accusing me of

    Segment details3:36:18–3:36:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2957
  2959. spreading STDs when I've only ever had one

    Segment details3:36:20–3:36:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2958
  2960. and it was in 2014. I didn't spread it to

    Segment details3:36:24–3:36:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2959
  2961. anyone because I had a girlfriend and I

    Segment details3:36:27–3:36:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2960
  2962. didn't cheat. I couldn't even— it

    Segment details3:36:29–3:36:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2961
  2963. was so painful, I couldn't have sex. I was

    Segment details3:36:33–3:36:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2962
  2964. like crippled for weeks in pain.

    Segment details3:36:36–3:36:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2963
  2965. Think I'm— think I'm out there on Tinder

    Segment details3:36:40–3:36:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2964
  2966. hooking up, spreading it. I could barely

    Segment details3:36:43–3:36:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2965
  2967. get out of bed. I had to crawl to the

    Segment details3:36:46–3:36:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2966
  2968. toilet because I was in so much pain.

    Segment details3:36:49–3:36:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2967
  2969. They're saying you gave her HPV. No, I

    Segment details3:36:57–3:36:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2968
  2970. didn't. I don't have HPV.

    Segment details3:36:59–3:37:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2969
  2971. I took an STD test in Thailand and it all

    Segment details3:37:03–3:37:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2970
  2972. was negative.

    Segment details3:37:06–3:37:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2971
  2973. No, Chihiro didn't give me herpes.

    Segment details3:37:19–3:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2972
  2974. She had herpes, but it was like— I

    Segment details3:37:25–3:37:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2973
  2975. don't know, it wasn't on her face or

    Segment details3:37:31–3:37:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2974
  2976. anything. She had a scar on her belly and

    Segment details3:37:34–3:37:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2975
  2977. she said it was from herpes when she was a

    Segment details3:37:37–3:37:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2976
  2978. I think I'd know if I had herpes,

    Segment details3:37:45–3:37:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2977
  2979. wouldn't I? Because I'd have something.

    Segment details3:37:47–3:37:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2978
  2980. Symptoms.

    Segment details3:37:50–3:37:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2979
  2981. Yeah, well, subreddit's stupid. They said

    Segment details3:37:56–3:37:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2980
  2982. I'm a pedophile, which obviously

    Segment details3:37:59–3:38:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2981
  2983. I'm not, and now they say I spread STDs.

    Segment details3:38:03–3:38:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2982
  2984. If I had money, I'd sue them. If it was

    Segment details3:38:11–3:38:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2983
  2985. Elon Musk, he'd send his lawyers for

    Segment details3:38:14–3:38:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2984
  2986. defamation.

    Segment details3:38:17–3:38:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2985
  2987. Well, if I spread so much STDs, then how

    Segment details3:38:30–3:38:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2986
  2988. come There's no girls who came back

    Segment details3:38:32–3:38:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2987
  2989. complaining. Ask Pia.

    Segment details3:38:36–3:38:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2988
  2990. Pia doesn't have anything, does she?

    Segment details3:38:39–3:38:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2989
  2991. Mila's fine. She didn't like message me

    Segment details3:38:42–3:38:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2990
  2992. saying, oh Daniel, I think you gave me

    Segment details3:38:44–3:38:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2991
  2993. something. No girl has ever messaged me

    Segment details3:38:46–3:38:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2992
  2994. saying that there's something wrong after

    Segment details3:38:49–3:38:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2993
  2995. we hooked up.

    Segment details3:38:51–3:38:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2994
  2996. Has Chihiro ever said anything like, oh,

    Segment details3:38:56–3:38:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2995
  2997. after Daniel, feels funny in my nipple.

    Segment details3:38:58–3:39:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2996
  2998. Like, Turkish girl, she would have said

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  2999. something, wouldn't she? Because she hated

    Segment details3:39:19–3:39:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2998
  3000. me. She didn't ask me anything. We were

    Segment details3:39:21–3:39:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2999
  3001. banging for like 5 days. If I had

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  3002. something, she would have gotten it, but

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  3003. she didn't because I don't have anything.

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  3004. Yeah, so shut up saying I spread STD. I

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  3005. don't have a stupid STD.

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  3006. Turkish girl was unprotected. All of them

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  3007. were unprotected.

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  3008. Not a single girl made me put a rubber

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  3009. ducky on,

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  3010. and I'd see you end inside every time.

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  3011. Thank God my sperm doesn't work. I'd be in

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  3012. so much trouble.

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  3013. God, I— one thing I'm so lucky about is my

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  3014. sperm doesn't work, because I'd be

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  3015. screwed.

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  3016. I'd have kids all over the world.

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  3017. Well, I would be just like stuck with one

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  3018. of these girls because they would make me

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  3019. stay with them to look after the kid. I

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  3020. couldn't just ditch them because then

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  3021. they'd like chase after me.

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  3022. Who would have been the first one then?

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  3023. The Korean woman? No, she made me use

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  3024. protection so it wouldn't have worked.

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  3025. French girlfriend was on the pill.

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  3026. Who was my third girlfriend? It was— my

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  3027. first girlfriend was a Korean woman. I

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  3028. don't think the Japanese girl counts

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  3029. because we only dated for like 2 weeks and

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  3030. we didn't even do it because it wouldn't

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  3031. go in. So first proper girlfriend was

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  3032. Korean. She made me use protection. Then

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  3033. French girlfriend. She was on the pill.

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  3034. Third one, wasn't it chlamydia girlfriend?

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  3035. Yeah, it would have been her. She would

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  3036. have been the mother to my first children,

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  3037. but she had chlamydia, so I don't think

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  3038. she could get pregnant. I don't think you

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  3039. get pregnant when you get chlamydia.

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  3040. So who was after her?

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  3041. Single mother. Oh, Tomoko.

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  3042. Imagine I got Tomoko pregnant.

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  3043. That'd be crazy. Imagine I got single

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  3044. mother girlfriend pregnant and then I had

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  3045. to marry her and raise her daughter.

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  3046. I'd be a stepdad.

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  3047. Her daughter must be 18 years old now.

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  3048. And she doesn't even know she's on

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  3049. YouTube, and like 100,000 people saw her.

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  3050. It's still there, the video where she's in

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  3051. it. She was in the car. She was like,

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  3052. Daniel, what? Blah blah blah blah.

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  3053. I bought that little dog thing. It's still

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  3054. downstairs in the guest room. The Pomodoro

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  3055. toy. Do you remember that? People were

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  3056. saying, Daniel bought. His girlfriend's

    Segment details3:42:51–3:42:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3055
  3057. daughter a gift and then he took it away

    Segment details3:42:53–3:42:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3056
  3058. from her. I didn't buy it for her, I

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  3059. bought it for me because you speak to it

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  3060. and it repeats it back to you, so I

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  3061. thought it was funny. It's still

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  3062. downstairs.

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  3063. The kid was so annoying, she would just

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  3064. start crying over nothing. We'd go for

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  3065. a drive to go to a restaurant and then she

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  3066. would fall asleep in the back of the car

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  3067. and And then when we got there, I had to

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  3068. wake her up and then she would just have a

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  3069. tantrum screaming.

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  3070. What a nightmare.

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  3071. And then sometimes the single mother

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  3072. girlfriend, she would just walk off and

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  3073. then I'd just be stuck there with the

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  3074. daughter. Didn't know what to say. It was

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  3075. really awkward.

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  3076. Yeah, the single mother girlfriend would

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  3077. leave the daughter alone in the house

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  3078. while she would come and meet me in my

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  3079. hotel room.

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  3080. I wonder if the daughter knew where the

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  3081. So I think the first impregnation would

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  3082. have been the single mother girlfriend

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  3083. because that was unprotected,

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  3084. and then it would have been Tomoko.

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  3085. It was— I think Chihiro was on the pill,

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  3086. but then she stopped taking it after a

    Segment details3:44:36–3:44:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3085
  3087. while. She realized, I'm infertile. And

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  3088. then it would have been Mila or Pia. No,

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  3089. Pia was on the hook. She had the plastic

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  3090. hook thing.

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  3091. Yeah, I dodged a bullet. Maybe the

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  3092. chlamydia made me infertile.

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  3093. Because that was pretty lucky.

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  3094. It is funny though, because to have kids

    Segment details3:45:16–3:45:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3093
  3095. you gotta have sex, but the act of having

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  3096. sex made me unable to have kids anymore.

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  3097. The irony.

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  3098. Maybe I was always infertile, who knows.

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  3099. 'Cause being on the pill isn't 100%

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  3100. protection. There's still a chance you can

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  3101. get pregnant, and I did it a lot with that

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  3102. French girlfriend. I can't think

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  3103. of any other reason apart from the

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  3104. chlamydia girlfriend as to why I'd be

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  3105. infertile,

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  3106. apart from just having weak sperm.

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  3107. You can't afford kids? I don't see how

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  3108. kids would be expensive.

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  3109. What do you need for kids? Food? Not

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  3110. really, cuz the mother would breastfeed

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  3111. the kid for the first few years. That's

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  3112. how you create a strong immune system. So

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  3113. the first few years it should be drinking

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  3114. breast milk, and then you move on to solid

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  3115. food. You just make your own solid food,

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  3116. like get a plum, mash it up, and add some

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  3117. banana. That's basically what baby food

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  3118. is. And then just crush some multivitamins

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  3119. into it. Good to go. It'll be cheap.

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  3120. And then you need clothing. I'd just like

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  3121. get an old t-shirt and then cut it up.

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  3122. And then sew it. It doesn't matter because

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  3123. the baby grows so quickly, it's going to

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  3124. be outgrowing it within months. Imagine

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  3125. buying nice clothing for the baby and then

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  3126. it outgrows the baby— I mean, outgrows the

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  3127. clothing in a few months. And I guess you

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  3128. need diapers, but you could just use a

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  3129. towel, like wrap a towel around it. It

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  3130. shits into the towel, you just scrape it

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  3131. off and put it in the washing. And then

    Segment details3:47:15–3:47:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3130
  3132. get out a fresh towel and then just cycle

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  3133. them. Why do you get disposable diapers

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  3134. when you could just use a towel and then

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  3135. just keep washing the towels?

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  3136. So we got loads of towels, it wouldn't be

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  3137. expensive. Just wash the

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  3138. poo stain off under the tap with, uh,

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  3139. some soapy water.

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  3140. Why do you need diapers? I just get a

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  3141. towel and sellotape it

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  3142. together.

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  3143. What else do you need? That's it.

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  3144. You need a pram?

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  3145. Pram's like $20 off Amazon. I'll make one

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  3146. myself. I'll just get some wood,

    Segment details3:48:10–3:48:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3145
  3147. bang it together with some super glue.

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  3148. Easy.

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  3149. I can make a wooden wheel. Just cut it

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  3150. into a circle, poke a hole in the middle,

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  3151. get a long bit to connect it.

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  3152. Don't really need a pram though, because

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  3153. you can get like a bag and Where the baby

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  3154. goes into the bag and you put it on

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  3155. the front of your chest and the baby just

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  3156. hangs off your front. But where are you

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  3157. gonna take the baby anyway? I'll just

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  3158. drive us in my Tesla. I'll put the baby in

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  3159. the Tesla and then I'll just carry the

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  3160. baby in my arms. Why do you need a pram?

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  3161. Where are you gonna push the baby? It's a

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  3162. baby. Why do you need to take it out of

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  3163. the house anyway? Just leave it in the

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  3164. house. Where are you taking your

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  3165. baby where it needs to be pushed around in

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  3166. a pram? Makes no sense.

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  3167. People taking their babies on holiday are

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  3168. so stupid as well. Stupid crying baby

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  3169. in the plane. The baby doesn't even

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  3170. remember going on holiday,

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  3171. so what's the point?

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  3172. Leave it at the grandparents' house if you

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  3173. want to go on holiday.

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  3174. I don't see how babies are expensive. I

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  3175. have seen the thing saying, oh, you need

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  3176. 20K a year for a baby.

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  3177. A load of rubbish.

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  3178. Got wild animals in the garden having

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  3179. babies. They don't make any money. They

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  3180. live in a hole in the ground and they eat

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  3181. berries. You don't see the rabbits

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  3182. complaining, oh, we need 20K a year or we

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  3183. can't have babies.

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  3184. It never stopped the wild animals, did it?

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  3185. Humans are so stupid. Humans are so clever

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  3186. and intelligent with the big brains, but

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  3187. then doing the simplest things is so

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  3188. difficult. Like, oh, I need a house, I

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  3189. need a job. To do the most basic thing

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  3190. in the world, which is basically have a

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  3191. baby, when all the animals out there,

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  3192. they're all doing it.

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  3193. They don't have jobs.

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  3194. Having a baby should be the easiest thing

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  3195. in the world. Look at spiders. They just

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  3196. have sex and then they spawn out like 100

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  3197. eggs, and then they have 100 babies that

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  3198. just fly off in the wind. I think

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  3199. the human system of making babies is just

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  3200. kind of dumb. The, the head is too big and

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  3201. it takes too long for the baby to reach

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  3202. adulthood. It should not take 16 years for

    Segment details3:50:58–3:51:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3201
  3203. a baby to become an adult. That is so

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  3204. stupid. Have you seen Alien? When the

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  3205. alien comes out as a baby, it takes like

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  3206. 15 minutes and then it's a full-grown

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  3207. adult. Even cats takes like a year.

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  3208. They're only a kitten for about a year and

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  3209. then they're full grown cats. Humans take

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  3210. 16 stupid years. Why do we grow so slowly?

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  3211. That's the problem with humans.

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  3212. Well, I just don't believe baby would be

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  3213. that expensive.

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  3214. The problem is when they become a kid,

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  3215. like above— between 7

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  3216. and 16, when you've got to buy food

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  3217. and stuff for them before they can get a

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  3218. Well, I'd be broke, so if the kid wanted

    Segment details3:52:31–3:52:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3217
  3219. anything, he would have to go and get a

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  3220. job and buy it himself. He'd be like,

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  3221. Daddy, I want iPhone. I'd be— I'd say,

    Segment details3:52:36–3:52:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3220
  3222. tough, I don't have any money. If you want

    Segment details3:52:39–3:52:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3221
  3223. iPhone, go and get a job because I'm

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  3224. broke.

    Segment details3:52:45–3:52:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3223
  3225. If you want nice stuff, you gotta work for

    Segment details3:52:50–3:52:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3224
  3226. it because unfortunately your daddy Failed

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  3227. in life. I'm hungry. Is it dinner time?

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  3228. Uh, 2 hours. Fuck's sake.

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  3229. God, these livestreams dragging recently.

    Segment details3:53:04–3:53:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3228
  3230. Why I hate my son. So stupid,

    Segment details3:53:41–3:53:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3229
  3231. useless, can't even get a job.

    Segment details3:53:44–3:53:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3230
  3232. Why I kicked my son out.

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  3233. That would be content, like, if I became a

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  3234. dad, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be

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  3235. allowed to make hate videos on my kids.

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  3236. They'd get mad. I'd say, well, if you're

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  3237. mad, make your own video and then we'll

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  3238. make ad revenue.

    Segment details3:54:10–3:54:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3237
  3239. It's just another thing I don't really

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  3240. feel like I need to worry about.

    Segment details3:54:29–3:54:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3239
  3241. Should I get the Tesla? I've got 4 days.

    Segment details3:54:32–3:54:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3240
  3242. Today's my last chance to sell my stock.

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  3243. To get the money for

    Segment details3:54:42–3:54:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3242
  3244. the deposit. Do I have to pay the deposit

    Segment details3:54:47–3:54:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3243
  3245. straight away, or can I get the Tesla

    Segment details3:54:50–3:54:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3244
  3246. No, I won't get it. If I could get

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  3247. Amazon work, I was gonna get it. But it

    Segment details3:55:04–3:55:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3246
  3248. seems like I can't.

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  3249. It just says no, no jobs in

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  3250. your area. I get a Toyota Prius

    Segment details3:55:15–3:55:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3249
  3251. instead. What's the market doing now?

    Segment details3:55:33–3:55:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3250
  3252. Tesla's crashing 1% down.

    Segment details3:55:39–3:55:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3251
  3253. Deliver— Deliveroo in my Tesla.

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  3254. I mean, I guess it is a good thing to

    Segment details3:56:08–3:56:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3253
  3255. make the kid independent as quickly as

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  3256. possible.

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  3257. Encourage— you say like Don't you

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  3258. want to move out? You could meet girls.

    Segment details3:56:24–3:56:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3257
  3259. You won't be able to get a girlfriend if

    Segment details3:56:26–3:56:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3258
  3260. you're a loser in your parents' house.

    Segment details3:56:29–3:56:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3259
  3261. And then I'd show my son like hot pictures

    Segment details3:56:31–3:56:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3260
  3262. of sexy naked girls and I'd be like,

    Segment details3:56:35–3:56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3261
  3263. don't you want to be inside her? Better

    Segment details3:56:38–3:56:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3262
  3264. get a job then. See, positive

    Segment details3:56:41–3:56:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3263
  3265. encouragement, I think, is better than

    Segment details3:56:45–3:56:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3264
  3266. being strict and harsh. Lure the

    Segment details3:56:49–3:56:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3265
  3267. son out of the house with the power of

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  3268. pussy. It works for me.

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  3269. Don't you want the Tesla and the hot

    Segment details3:57:03–3:57:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3268
  3270. girlfriend? Then you must stand on your

    Segment details3:57:05–3:57:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3269
  3271. own 2 feet. I will teach

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  3272. If the son's gay, Then I— then

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  3273. I have failed as a father.

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  3274. Get out my house.

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  3275. That's why you need multiple sons,

    Segment details3:57:32–3:57:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3274
  3276. because one of them could be gay, and then

    Segment details3:57:34–3:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3275
  3277. your bloodline ends with them.

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  3278. I think to make sure your son doesn't turn

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  3279. gay. I mean, it's okay if he wants to be

    Segment details3:57:49–3:57:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3278
  3280. gay. If I had 4 sons and one was gay,

    Segment details3:57:53–3:57:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3279
  3281. it'd be fine. But if I only had one son

    Segment details3:57:55–3:57:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3280
  3282. and I wanted grandkids and he was gay,

    Segment details3:57:58–3:57:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3281
  3283. then that could be a problem.

    Segment details3:58:00–3:58:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3282
  3284. Unless he just impregnates one woman and

    Segment details3:58:04–3:58:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3283
  3285. then he can be as gay as he wants. As much

    Segment details3:58:06–3:58:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3284
  3286. as he wants afterwards. It'll be fine.

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  3287. Because there's no point having kids if

    Segment details3:58:13–3:58:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3286
  3288. your kids don't have grandkids, because

    Segment details3:58:15–3:58:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3287
  3289. then your line ends with your kids.

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  3290. That's why you gotta have like 10 kids.

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  3291. I'd plaster hot naked women all over his

    Segment details3:58:28–3:58:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3290
  3292. room.

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  3293. So he learns early the power of the poos.

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  3294. Gay people can father children, but how?

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  3295. Unless they get a woman to have the kid

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  3296. and then they have a relationship

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  3297. with a man and then they raise the kid

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  3298. with the man. I guess they could do that

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  3299. if they want to.

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  3300. God, just the idea of having kids,

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  3301. it's like an endless amount of things

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  3302. could go wrong.

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  3303. So much wrong could happen.

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  3304. I guess that's the good thing about being

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  3305. broke. You're not really going to attract

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  3306. a woman who wants kids because she's going

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  3307. to know you're broke.

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  3308. If you start becoming successful, you're

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  3309. going to have women trying to get with you

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  3310. all over the place. I mean, look at when I

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  3311. was famous on YouTube. I had women coming

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  3312. at me from everywhere. But as soon

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  3313. as you show that you're a failure, they

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  3314. all disappear.

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  3315. Which is good, I guess, because if you've

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  3316. got no money, you're not going to be able

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  3317. to support kids. I guess it all makes

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  3318. Why don't I stream on Kick? Because no one

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  3319. comes over to Kick and I don't make any

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  3320. money and there's no ads.

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  3321. I heard there's this Kick incentive

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  3322. program where if you can get 100 viewers,

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  3323. they will pay you $50 an hour. They'll pay

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  3324. you an hourly wage.

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  3325. But I can't get 100 viewers. I can't even

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  3326. get 100 viewers on YouTube, and this is my

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  3327. main channel. If I bring people over to

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  3328. Kick, I'll probably get like 30 viewers.

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  3329. No, I wouldn't say anything I want because

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  3330. the problem now is not just that you

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  3331. might get banned. Or demonetized. The

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  3332. other problem is you could actually get

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  3333. arrested now if you say something that's

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  3334. not good. That's the thing I'm worried

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  3335. about. Like, yeah, I could go stream on

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  3336. Kick and say whatever I want, but then not

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  3337. really because the police is going to come

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  3338. knocking on my door.

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  3339. You still have to be careful what you say.

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  3340. England's just getting Stricter and

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  3341. stricter now.

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  3342. They're going to— what they're going to do

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  3343. is they're going to use the recent unrest

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  3344. to introduce stricter laws and say

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  3345. it's necessary. It's for

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  3346. your own protection.

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  3347. They're even talking about banning

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  3348. Twitter, you know.

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  3349. Imagine Twitter gets banned in the

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  3350. UK. So many people getting in trouble now

    Segment details4:02:45–4:02:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3349
  3351. because anyone can just look up what

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  3352. they've been saying over the past 10, 20

    Segment details4:02:52–4:02:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3351
  3353. years. It comes back to bite them.

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  3354. It's sad because when the internet was in

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  3355. its infancy stage, it felt like you could

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  3356. just say anything and it didn't matter

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  3357. because it was on the internet. But not

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  3358. And I've said some pretty dumb stuff.

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  3359. I'm not right-wing. The right— I mean,

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  3360. the EDL would just be racist to

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  3361. me, wouldn't they? They'd be like, go back

    Segment details4:03:34–4:03:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3360
  3362. to China, mate. Just because a pony

    Segment details4:03:35–4:03:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3361
  3363. born in the barn doesn't make it a cow.

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  3364. I wanted to move to Japan and not live in

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  3365. England because I didn't like all these

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  3366. racist chav people.

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  3367. So I don't really want the country to

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  3368. become more far-right and racist

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  3369. because it'd be bad for me because I'm not

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  3370. white. I don't look white.

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  3371. They'll just be racist to me as well,

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  3372. wouldn't they?

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  3373. When I worked at the petrol station, you

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  3374. get these British bloke types and they

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  3375. thought I was a woman. They'd be like,

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  3376. alright, darling. And then I'd talk back

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  3377. and then they'd be like, oh, sorry,

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  3378. because I got man's voice.

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  3379. I don't understand why they think I'm a

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  3380. woman. I don't think they would think it

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  3381. now because I've aged. But in my 20s,

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  3382. I would often get mistaken for a woman,

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  3383. even if my hair wasn't very short. It

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  3384. wasn't very long, but because I had like

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  3385. the K-pop longish style, I guess it looked

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  3386. a bit like middle-aged woman's hairstyle.

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  3387. I remember one time when I had the long

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  3388. hairstyle coming back from the job center,

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  3389. I walked past a mother and a child And as

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  3390. I was walking past, the kid went, Mummy,

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  3391. is that a man or woman? And I heard the

    Segment details4:05:33–4:05:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3390
  3392. mum say, I didn't see any women.

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  3393. People were really confused because I

    Segment details4:05:40–4:05:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3392
  3394. looked really feminine when I was younger.

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  3395. Have I made a new Discord?

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  3396. No, I can't be bothered. I talk to AI now.

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  3397. I thought I'd be bored without Discord,

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  3398. but now I just, I just chat to AI.

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  3399. I'm like, oh hey, should I buy a Toyota

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  3400. Prius or Tesla?

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  3401. So if I have problems, I just type it into

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  3402. Copilot on Microsoft Edge, which is my

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  3403. favorite one. I think Copilot's the best.

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  3404. Gemini is not as good. Siri's rubbish.

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  3405. It's like really old.

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  3406. Yeah, I got a more manly physique now with

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  3407. my bulging biceps. Problem is my biceps

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  3408. look big, but my forearms are really

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  3409. skinny still because I only exercise my

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  3410. biceps and my shoulder chest area.

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  3411. No one's believing you speak to AI. I did

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  3412. it on stream, remember? When I got the

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  3413. fold, I was asking Gemini,

    Segment details4:06:54–4:06:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3412
  3414. why is one arm bigger than the other?

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  3415. Because this arm is closer to the camera.

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  3416. It's perspective.

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  3417. Even Sunny said I look bigger now compared

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  3418. to when I was in Japan. Oh,

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  3419. hey Sunny, what's up?

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  3420. Can't believe you use Microsoft Edge.

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  3421. Why not? It's nice. I like how the tabs

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  3422. are squared. I like the square, edgy

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  3423. design. I don't like Chrome.

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  3424. I only use Chrome for viewing certain

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  3425. things.

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  3426. What's wrong with Edge? It does what it

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  3427. needs to do. It opens websites. It's got

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  3428. Copilot built in.

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  3429. Subreddit says you're boring now.

    Segment details4:08:08–4:08:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3428
  3430. Yeah, well, not boring enough for them to

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  3431. obsess over me 24/7, I guess. I was hoping

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  3432. I'd get boring and then they'd get lost,

    Segment details4:08:16–4:08:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3431
  3433. but no, they're still doing

    Segment details4:08:19–4:08:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3432
  3434. it.

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  3435. What are they saying now?

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  3436. It's always either Daniel doesn't

    Segment details4:08:36–4:08:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3435
  3437. understand, Daniel thinks this or that.

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  3438. Daniel is boring now. He does nothing,

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  3439. doesn't say anything interesting. There's

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  3440. no content. He's looking to get a real

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  3441. He's comparing his strength against a

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  3442. girl's strength.

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  3443. Yeah, well, if they're bored, they know

    Segment details4:09:14–4:09:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3442
  3444. what to do. They can shut up and get lost.

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  3445. Time to grow up, maybe.

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  3446. They're mad because Sunny was here and I

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  3447. didn't film it. Hahaha,

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  3448. sucks to be them.

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  3449. That's my plan. I'm gonna bore them until

    Segment details4:09:46–4:09:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3448
  3450. they stop. Being idiots and

    Segment details4:09:49–4:09:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3449
  3451. harassing people I know.

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  3452. Well, maybe next time we stream,

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  3453. if I can be bothered. It's just annoying

    Segment details4:10:06–4:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3452
  3454. because I've got to get unlimited data on

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  3455. my plan again, which would cost like £30.

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  3456. Oh, I can't. I can't switch my data plan

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  3457. to unlimited. It tries to charge me £250

    Segment details4:10:18–4:10:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3456
  3458. to end my contract and start a new one,

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  3459. and then the new contract would be £30 a

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  3460. month unless I get a 1-month— I could get

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  3461. a 1-day boost, like 10GB 1-day boost. It

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  3462. costs £10.

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  3463. My current plan, I only have 12GB a month.

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  3464. Maybe that's enough for a stream.

    Segment details4:10:42–4:10:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3463
  3465. Still uploading Discord screenshots.

    Segment details4:10:51–4:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3464
  3466. Yeah, but I'm not even in— oh, some idiot

    Segment details4:10:53–4:10:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3465
  3467. on the Discord screenshots. What's his

    Segment details4:10:56–4:10:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3466
  3468. name? Pugman.

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  3469. What did he say?

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  3470. Yeah,

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  3471. Pugman69 says he created a new subreddit,

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  3472. probably thinks that can be his new

    Segment details4:11:16–4:11:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3471
  3473. Discord. I didn't create a subreddit.

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  3474. I've got better things to do than sit

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  3475. around chatting on a stupid subreddit.

    Segment details4:11:26–4:11:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3474
  3476. If there's stuff to chat about, we'll just

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  3477. chat on the livestream. I don't need a

    Segment details4:11:45–4:11:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3476
  3478. subreddit. What am I gonna say on the

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  3479. subreddit?

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  3480. Aren't you getting bored of being bored?

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  3481. Yeah, I am a bit. That's why I'm even

    Segment details4:12:33–4:12:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3480
  3482. considering getting a job.

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  3483. I can't do anything at the moment because

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  3484. I have to keep paying off my credit card.

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  3485. I think this month I'll make about £1,000

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  3486. and I'll probably just dump it all into

    Segment details4:12:47–4:12:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3485
  3487. the credit card. To start paying it off.

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  3488. It won't be another 15 days until I get my

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  3489. YouTube money. I really want

    Segment details4:12:57–4:13:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3488
  3490. to pay off the credit card.

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  3491. If it wasn't for the credit card and my

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  3492. mum's debt, I could easily get a Tesla and

    Segment details4:13:15–4:13:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3491
  3493. still have £500-600 left over.

    Segment details4:13:17–4:13:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3492
  3494. Afterwards. But I can't right now.

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  3495. Unless I sell off all my stocks.

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  3496. I've got £8,000 in stocks. Pay off

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  3497. the credit card, have £5,000 left.

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  3498. Give that to my mum and then I'll owe her

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  3499. £4,000 something.

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  3500. Could do that.

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  3501. I do want to get out the stock market.

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  3502. Before next year. I think next year the

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  3503. market might crash. I think we can still

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  3504. get like all-time new highs before end of

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  3505. this year. Christmas rally.

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  3506. That's why I haven't sold yet. I think one

    Segment details4:14:26–4:14:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3505
  3507. more rally and then I'm out.

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  3508. And I'll take out my winnings.

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  3509. Oh my God, I just breathed in my saliva.

    Segment details4:14:46–4:14:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3508
  3510. Based on what analysis? Um,

    Segment details4:14:54–4:14:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3509
  3511. that every single election year has been

    Segment details4:14:59–4:15:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3510
  3512. extremely bullish.

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  3513. And yeah, gold mining stock might not be

    Segment details4:15:10–4:15:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3512
  3514. doing very well now, but if the Fed cuts

    Segment details4:15:13–4:15:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3513
  3515. rates, it's going to do well. Gold will do

    Segment details4:15:16–4:15:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3514
  3516. well. Gold is not doing well only because

    Segment details4:15:19–4:15:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3515
  3517. the dollar is so strong. The dollar's only

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  3518. strong because the rates have been raised

    Segment details4:15:25–4:15:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3517
  3519. to fight inflation. When they start

    Segment details4:15:27–4:15:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3518
  3520. cutting the rates, the dollar's going to

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  3521. weaken. Gold's going to go up. Market's

    Segment details4:15:31–4:15:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3520
  3522. going to crash. And my Treasury bills will

    Segment details4:15:34–4:15:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3521
  3523. also go up. And China should strengthen.

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  3524. China will strengthen if the dollar

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  3525. No, market's going to crash when they cut

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  3526. Most of the time after they cut rates,

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  3527. it's because there's going to be a

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  3528. recession. It's only been a few times

    Segment details4:16:08–4:16:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3527
  3529. where it went up after they cut rates,

    Segment details4:16:11–4:16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3528
  3530. but then it went down. They only cut the

    Segment details4:16:13–4:16:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3529
  3531. rates because the economy's broken.

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  3532. Otherwise it wouldn't cut it.

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  3533. I already asked AI, so you can't argue

    Segment details4:16:26–4:16:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3532
  3534. Listen,

    Segment details4:16:35–4:16:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3533
  3535. I fact-checked it all with Gemini.

    Segment details4:16:39–4:16:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3534
  3536. If the Fed cuts rates Will my gold mining

    Segment details4:16:45–4:16:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3535
  3537. stock go up?

    Segment details4:16:48–4:16:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3536
  3538. Fed rate cuts and gold mining stocks, a

    Segment details4:16:57–4:16:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3537
  3539. complex relationship. Generally, yes, a

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  3540. Fed rate cut tends to be positive for gold

    Segment details4:17:03–4:17:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3539
  3541. mining stocks. See, Gemini is on my side.

    Segment details4:17:05–4:17:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3540
  3542. Here's a breakdown of why. Gold price

    Segment details4:17:10–4:17:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3541
  3543. Historically, gold prices have an inverse

    Segment details4:17:13–4:17:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3542
  3544. relationship with interest rates. Lower

    Segment details4:17:16–4:17:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3543
  3545. interest rates can make gold, which

    Segment details4:17:18–4:17:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3544
  3546. doesn't pay interest, more attractive as

    Segment details4:17:20–4:17:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3545
  3547. an investment. Mining costs: Lower

    Segment details4:17:23–4:17:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3546
  3548. interest rates can also reduce borrowing

    Segment details4:17:26–4:17:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3547
  3549. costs for mining companies, improving

    Segment details4:17:28–4:17:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3548
  3550. their profit margins. Dollar index: A

    Segment details4:17:30–4:17:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3549
  3551. weaker US dollar, often associated with

    Segment details4:17:33–4:17:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3550
  3552. lower interest rates, can boost the price

    Segment details4:17:36–4:17:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3551
  3553. of gold. See? The low interest rates will

    Segment details4:17:38–4:17:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3552
  3554. make it cheaper to mine the gold and a

    Segment details4:17:41–4:17:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3553
  3555. weaker dollar will make gold more of an

    Segment details4:17:43–4:17:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3554
  3556. attractive safe haven investment. It's

    Segment details4:17:44–4:17:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3555
  3557. win-win. And all

    Segment details4:17:47–4:17:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3556
  3558. the countries are buying up huge amounts

    Segment details4:17:52–4:17:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3557
  3559. of gold like India and China because they

    Segment details4:17:54–4:17:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3558
  3560. want to make that BRICS gold-backed

    Segment details4:17:56–4:17:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3559
  3561. currency. And, uh,

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  3562. yeah, when interest rates go down,

    Segment details4:18:02–4:18:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3561
  3563. treasury bills go up. So I'm building my

    Segment details4:18:04–4:18:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3562
  3564. Treasury bill position now. Got £100,

    Segment details4:18:08–4:18:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3563
  3565. 20-year US bond ETF.

    Segment details4:18:13–4:18:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3564
  3566. It's got a 4% dividend yield as well.

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  3567. Yeah, we went to Leeds Castle with my mum

    Segment details4:18:25–4:18:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3566
  3568. and she was going up to everyone saying

    Segment details4:18:27–4:18:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3567
  3569. all this crazy stuff. Like, where's my

    Segment details4:18:30–4:18:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3568
  3570. grandchildren, Daniel?

    Segment details4:18:33–4:18:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3569
  3571. My mum just says crazy stuff all the time.

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  3572. And then when the Fed cuts rates,

    Segment details4:18:51–4:18:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3571
  3573. will Treasury bonds go up.

    Segment details4:18:56–4:18:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3572
  3574. Fed rate cuts and Treasury bond prices.

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  3575. Yes, generally when the Fed cuts interest

    Segment details4:19:10–4:19:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3574
  3576. rates, the prices of Treasury bonds tend

    Segment details4:19:13–4:19:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3575
  3577. to go up. C. Here's a breakdown of why.

    Segment details4:19:15–4:19:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3576
  3578. Inverse relationship. Bond prices and

    Segment details4:19:18–4:19:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3577
  3579. interest rates move in opposite

    Segment details4:19:21–4:19:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3578
  3580. directions. See, rates decrease. Bonds are

    Segment details4:19:22–4:19:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3579
  3581. only down really bad right now because

    Segment details4:19:26–4:19:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3580
  3582. interest rates have been raised and kept

    Segment details4:19:28–4:19:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3581
  3583. high for such a long time. But when they

    Segment details4:19:30–4:19:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3582
  3584. come down, bonds will go back up. The

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  3585. value of existing bonds with higher

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  3586. interest rates becomes more attractive to

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  3587. investors. This increased demand pushes

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  3588. bond prices up. Yields— bond yields are—

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  3589. so I've got the best stocks for when the

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  3590. cuts Fed cuts rates, which they will

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  3591. eventually. They're saying September

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  3592. now they might do a 25 basis point rate

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  3593. cut.

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  3594. So yeah, what about China?

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  3595. Surely that'll be affected.

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  3596. So I got gold, Treasury bills and China.

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  3597. Tesla is not really long term for me. I

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  3598. want to dump it if I get like 40% gain,

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  3599. but I gotta wait for October for the

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  3600. robotaxi event.

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  3601. Yeah, I get my stock advice from AI now,

    Segment details4:20:35–4:20:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3600
  3602. not YouTubers. I have progressed.

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  3603. Also, my favorite YouTubers say the same

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  3604. stuff, like Traveling Trader, FX

    Segment details4:20:48–4:20:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3603
  3605. Evolution. They also say they like gold

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  3606. and they like Treasury bonds. I mean,

    Segment details4:20:53–4:20:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3605
  3607. even Warren Buffett has like 10 bazillion

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  3608. Treasury bills. He's got more bonds than

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  3609. the Federal Reserve have. So if Warren

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  3610. Buffett's doing it, Can't go wrong.

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  3611. AI, Warren Buffett, and my favorite

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  3612. YouTubers all on my side.

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  3613. Warren Buffett sold half his Apple. He

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  3614. didn't sell his Treasury bonds. Did I

    Segment details4:21:21–4:21:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3613
  3615. watch the last Fallout episode yet? No,

    Segment details4:21:24–4:21:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3614
  3616. I'm going to wait to watch it with you.

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  3617. I am patient.

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  3618. Oh, one thing I found out about Teslas.

    Segment details4:21:34–4:21:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3617
  3619. You know in the episode the black guy gets

    Segment details4:21:37–4:21:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3618
  3620. locked in his armor because the squire

    Segment details4:21:40–4:21:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3619
  3621. pulls out the fusion core and it's got no

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  3622. power so he can't get out? Teslas are the

    Segment details4:21:45–4:21:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3621
  3623. same. If the battery gets to 0%, you can't

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  3624. open the door, so you die if

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  3625. no one can charge your battery and get you

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  3626. out of it. That's one reason— oh, I heard

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  3627. someone, they broke down on the motorway

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  3628. in their Tesla and they couldn't drive it

    Segment details4:22:03–4:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3627
  3629. into the hard shoulder because it just

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  3630. died and the battery gets cut off to

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  3631. prevent it from exploding. So they were

    Segment details4:22:10–4:22:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3630
  3632. just stuck in the middle lane, broken

    Segment details4:22:12–4:22:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3631
  3633. down. That's one reason I don't like the

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  3634. Tesla. No key, so you have to use your

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  3635. phone to open the door, but what if you

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  3636. lose your phone? I'd rather have a key.

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  3637. Some things I don't like about Tesla,

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  3638. like they tried to fix problems that

    Segment details4:22:35–4:22:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3637
  3639. weren't really problems. No one ever

    Segment details4:22:37–4:22:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3638
  3640. complained about having to have a key to

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  3641. open the door.

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  3642. Maybe I'll just get the Toyota Prius.

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  3643. I asked AI for calculations for a 100-mile

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  3644. drive. Fuck, I dropped my thingy.

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  3645. And I think it was like £15

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  3646. diesel, £20 petrol, and then it was like

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  3647. £10 or less to charge an electric vehicle.

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  3648. So electric would be way cheaper, but then

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  3649. the cars are more expensive. Diesel would

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  3650. be the second best option, plus the car's

    Segment details4:23:23–4:23:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3649
  3651. cheaper. I think petrol would be worse.

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  3652. Get the voxel. I don't know,

    Segment details4:23:43–4:23:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3651
  3653. sounds kind of expensive.

    Segment details4:23:53–4:23:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3652
  3654. Like, it costs a lot of money to buy

    Segment details4:24:01–4:24:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3653
  3655. the diesel. There a cheaper way,

    Segment details4:24:06–4:24:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3654
  3656. like a Toyota Prius?

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  3657. Let me ask AI.

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  3658. How much fuel cost for Vauxhall Mokka

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  3659. diesel to drive 100 miles?

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  3660. It says £10.35 to drive

    Segment details4:24:40–4:24:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3659
  3661. Vauxhall Mokka Diesel 100 miles. Average

    Segment details4:24:43–4:24:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3660
  3662. is 65 miles per gallon. But weren't you

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  3663. doing like 50? Maybe you drive bad.

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  3664. Maybe you drive inefficiently. Were you

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  3665. doing 70 the whole way? Maybe if you did

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  3666. 60.

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  3667. I mean, you don't drive bad, drive

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  3668. inefficiently. Okay, how much if

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  3669. I drove Toyota Prius hybrid

    Segment details4:25:14–4:25:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3668
  3670. petrol?

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  3671. It's the same, £10.99 for

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  3672. the Toyota hybrid and £10 for the diesel.

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  3673. Okay, what about Tesla Model 3?

    Segment details4:25:36–4:25:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3672
  3674. How much would that cost?

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  3675. £5? What? It would only cost £5

    Segment details4:25:52–4:25:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3674
  3676. to do 100 miles in the Tesla?

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  3677. No, I'm not being mean, just trying to

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  3678. save money.

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  3679. So it'd be £10 diesel for 100 miles.

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  3680. £11 hybrid petrol, and then £5 for

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  3681. Tesla. I should just get the Tesla then.

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  3682. Okay, what about Hyundai

    Segment details4:26:25–4:26:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3681
  3683. Ioniq Electric?

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  3684. Oh, I don't know,

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  3685. 24p per kilowatt. That's kind of

    Segment details4:26:37–4:26:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3684
  3686. expensive. Same, £5 in the

    Segment details4:26:40–4:26:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3685
  3687. Hyundai. Okay, what if I

    Segment details4:26:45–4:26:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3686
  3688. charged at home?

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  3689. It should be cheaper, like £3.

    Segment details4:26:54–4:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3688
  3690. What? Why is it saying more expensive?

    Segment details4:27:05–4:27:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3689
  3691. Now. How much costs Tesla Model

    Segment details4:27:09–4:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3690
  3692. 3 drive 100 miles if

    Segment details4:27:12–4:27:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3691
  3693. I charged it at home?

    Segment details4:27:17–4:27:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3692
  3694. Why is it more expensive? £7.80 now.

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  3695. Are you sure electricity at so

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  3696. expensive?

    Segment details4:27:43–4:27:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3695
  3697. Oh, now he's saying he was wrong. It's 22

    Segment details4:27:51–4:27:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3696
  3698. pence per kilowatt and it should only cost

    Segment details4:27:54–4:27:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3697
  3699. £5 to do 100 miles.

    Segment details4:27:56–4:27:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3698
  3700. Stupid AI.

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  3701. Yeah, so the EV would be half the price of

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  3702. He needs to look to type stuff.

    Segment details4:28:25–4:28:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3701
  3703. Yeah, because the mic's in the way.

    Segment details4:28:29–4:28:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3702
  3704. Otherwise I'd have— usually I have nothing

    Segment details4:28:32–4:28:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3703
  3705. in front of me.

    Segment details4:28:34–4:28:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3704
  3706. And this keyboard's difficult because the

    Segment details4:28:40–4:28:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3705
  3707. keys are so tall. I'm used to flat keys on

    Segment details4:28:41–4:28:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3706
  3708. a laptop. This cup's so

    Segment details4:28:45–4:28:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3707
  3709. dirty, look. It's full of chalk.

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  3710. My fingers keep getting stuck when I press

    Segment details4:29:06–4:29:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3709
  3711. it and let go to move to the next key. It

    Segment details4:29:09–4:29:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3710
  3712. sometimes hits the edge of the next key.

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  3713. Because they're so tall. I need flat keys,

    Segment details4:29:16–4:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3712
  3714. really.

    Segment details4:29:19–4:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3713
  3715. No, I didn't manage to sell the banjo.

    Segment details4:29:33–4:29:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3714
  3716. Someone tried to scam me. They said they

    Segment details4:29:36–4:29:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3715
  3717. couldn't pay on the app, and then they

    Segment details4:29:40–4:29:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3716
  3718. asked me what my bank code was. Just block

    Segment details4:29:41–4:29:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3717
  3719. them straight away.

    Segment details4:29:45–4:29:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3718
  3720. It's all just a bunch of scammers trying

    Segment details4:29:50–4:29:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3719
  3721. to sell stuff online. It's so difficult.

    Segment details4:29:52–4:29:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3720
  3722. Well, if you can type faster by looking at

    Segment details4:30:00–4:30:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3721
  3723. the keyboard than if you didn't look,

    Segment details4:30:03–4:30:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3722
  3724. then why would you not look?

    Segment details4:30:04–4:30:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3723
  3725. There's no point making things harder just

    Segment details4:30:08–4:30:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3724
  3726. because it looks cool.

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  3727. I can smell food.

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  3728. I'm so hungry. I dug 2 holes in the garden

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  3729. today. My mum got this new spade and

    Segment details4:30:39–4:30:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3728
  3730. it's like really narrow and pointy. It

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  3731. looks like a sword, like a massive

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  3732. claymore sword, and you just stab it into

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  3733. the ground. It digs so easily. What if you

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  3734. get the knife sharpener and you sharpen

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  3735. the spade? Wouldn't it make it really easy

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  3736. to cut into the ground? Get my whetstone

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  3737. out.

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  3738. Let me ask AI, is it a good idea

    Segment details4:31:09–4:31:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3737
  3739. if I use a knife sharpener on my spade

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  3740. to dig holes in the garden?

    Segment details4:31:18–4:31:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3739
  3741. Using a knife sharpener on your spade

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  3742. isn't the best approach. Oh, it says use a

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  3743. metal file or an angle grinder.

    Segment details4:31:35–4:31:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3742
  3744. Sharpening your spade will make digging

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  3745. much easier and more efficient. Wow, I

    Segment details4:31:43–4:31:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3744
  3746. never thought of that before. When I dug

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  3747. my mealer hole I used a flat edge,

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  3748. blunt as hell spade with no tapering.

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  3749. I never thought about sharpening a spade.

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  3750. I dug that hole so deep you had to climb

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  3751. out of it.

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  3752. What if you heat up the spade so the edge

    Segment details4:32:22–4:32:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3751
  3753. is like glowing hot red and then you dig

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  3754. with it? That would make it easier too.

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  3755. Don't know why I like digging holes. My

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  3756. mum had to tell me to stop because I dug

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  3757. it too deep, and then we had to fill it

    Segment details4:32:44–4:32:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3756
  3758. back in a tiny bit to put the plant in.

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  3759. She bought these olive trees. It just

    Segment details4:32:48–4:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3758
  3760. feels really satisfying because it gets

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  3761. bigger and bigger and you scoop out dirt,

    Segment details4:32:55–4:32:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3760
  3762. gets deeper,

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  3763. and it's like you can take out your anger

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  3764. on the ground in a non-destructive way.

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  3765. The only annoying thing is my glasses keep

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  3766. slipping down. I need to get these

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  3767. rubber bands to hold it in place.

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  3768. What's for dinner? I don't know,

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  3769. I can't tell. It just smells savory and

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  3770. meaty. I had beef fried

    Segment details4:33:33–4:33:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3769
  3771. noodles with an egg last dinner.

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  3772. Maybe I sharpen this knife.

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  3773. I got a whetstone here, brand new.

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  3774. Japanese. Does it really have to be wet?

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  3775. Spit on— spit on it, because this is not

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  3776. sharp at all.

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  3777. I think it doesn't even cut paper. Look.

    Segment details4:34:18–4:34:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3776
  3778. Look, it doesn't even cut paper, hardly.

    Segment details4:34:25–4:34:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3777
  3779. Spit on it.

    Segment details4:34:37–4:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3778
  3780. I saw this thing, this knife

    Segment details4:34:45–4:34:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3779
  3781. company was saying they're going to start

    Segment details4:34:48–4:34:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3780
  3782. selling knives that don't have a point to

    Segment details4:34:51–4:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3781
  3783. stop people stabbing each other in London.

    Segment details4:34:54–4:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3782
  3784. A flat edge, flat pointed knife. And I was

    Segment details4:34:57–4:34:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3783
  3785. thinking, I was saying that ages ago, why

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  3786. do they make points on knives?

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  3787. When do you ever need the pointy bit apart

    Segment details4:35:07–4:35:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3786
  3788. from stabbing things?

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  3789. Ooh, brand new.

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  3790. Oh, it stinks.

    Segment details4:35:28–4:35:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3789
  3791. It smells like, like a block

    Segment details4:35:33–4:35:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3790
  3792. of sand. Oh my God, what is that smell?

    Segment details4:35:37–4:35:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3791
  3793. I kind of like it.

    Segment details4:35:43–4:35:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3792
  3794. It just smells rocky.

    Segment details4:35:46–4:35:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3793
  3795. Made in Japan. Made by Hot

    Segment details4:35:53–4:36:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3794
  3796. Japanese girls. So you put

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  3797. it in here like that.

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  3798. Do I have any water? Oh, I do.

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  3799. And you make it wet.

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  3800. So it's gotta be really wet.

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  3801. Is that how you do it?

    Segment details4:36:49–4:36:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3800
  3802. Oh, sounds wrong.

    Segment details4:36:56–4:36:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3801
  3803. Do it 20 times, I think.

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  3804. Why is it going black?

    Segment details4:37:20–4:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3803
  3805. And do

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  3806. the tip.

    Segment details4:37:39–4:37:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3805
  3807. I'm gonna do the other side. Wait,

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  3808. I did it like that, so I've got to do it

    Segment details4:38:06–4:38:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3807
  3809. like that next.

    Segment details4:38:09–4:38:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3808
  3810. Put more water.

    Segment details4:38:20–4:38:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3809
  3811. Oh wait, did I use the wrong side? I

    Segment details4:38:44–4:38:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3810
  3812. forgot about the other

    Segment details4:38:46–4:38:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3811
  3813. side.

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  3814. Whatever.

    Segment details4:39:01–4:39:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3813
  3815. Ow! Oh, my finger's black.

    Segment details4:39:05–4:39:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3814
  3816. No, this is 3,000 grit. The other side's

    Segment details4:39:12–4:39:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3815
  3817. 1,000. It is kind of smooth though.

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  3818. I'll do the other side as well.

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  3819. I bought this whetstone like 15 years ago

    Segment details4:39:31–4:39:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3818
  3820. when I had a whetstone business. On eBay.

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  3821. I've got lots in my room that didn't sell.

    Segment details4:39:38–4:39:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3820
  3822. I ran out of water.

    Segment details4:39:40–4:39:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3821
  3823. I spit on it.

    Segment details4:39:45–4:39:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3822
  3824. I guess I get more water then.

    Segment details4:39:49–4:39:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3823
  3825. Trust me, this is gonna be razor sharp.

    Segment details4:40:18–4:40:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3824
  3826. I've done this before. I think I know what

    Segment details4:40:21–4:40:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3825
  3827. I'm doing. I had a wet knife— whetstone.

    Segment details4:40:24–4:40:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3826
  3828. Business back in the day.

    Segment details4:40:28–4:40:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3827
  3829. 15 to 20 times like this.

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  3830. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

    Segment details4:40:39–4:40:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3829
  3831. 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

    Segment details4:40:42–4:40:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3830
  3832. Do another 20 just to be extra sure.

    Segment details4:40:47–4:40:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3831
  3833. Is this good ASMR?

    Segment details4:41:07–4:41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3832
  3834. And then wet it again.

    Segment details4:41:14–4:41:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3833
  3835. And then this time we do it this way.

    Segment details4:41:23–4:41:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3834
  3836. Remember when you used to buy Japanese

    Segment details4:41:55–4:41:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3835
  3837. sharpening stones? Yeah, this is one of

    Segment details4:41:57–4:41:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3836
  3838. them. Cost me about £25,

    Segment details4:41:59–4:42:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3837
  3839. and then I would sell them for about £50

    Segment details4:42:03–4:42:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3838
  3840. on eBay.

    Segment details4:42:06–4:42:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3839
  3841. I think that's enough.

    Segment details4:42:13–4:42:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3840
  3842. Okay, get some tissue,

    Segment details4:42:16–4:42:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3841
  3843. dry you off.

    Segment details4:42:25–4:42:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3842
  3844. Now do the paper test.

    Segment details4:42:30–4:42:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3843
  3845. Moment of truth. So last time I cut

    Segment details4:42:32–4:42:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3844
  3846. here, I cut here this time.

    Segment details4:42:37–4:42:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3845
  3847. What? It's worse.

    Segment details4:42:40–4:42:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3846
  3848. It feels even more blunt now.

    Segment details4:42:45–4:42:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3847
  3849. The hell?

    Segment details4:42:49–4:42:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3848
  3850. It didn't do anything.

    Segment details4:42:52–4:42:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3849
  3851. Um.

    Segment details4:42:55–4:42:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3850
  3852. Uh, this is a bit sharp, I guess. I don't

    Segment details4:43:08–4:43:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3851
  3853. know. Look,

    Segment details4:43:11–4:43:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3852
  3854. it's not

    Segment details4:43:15–4:43:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3853
  3855. Oh, look!

    Segment details4:43:25–4:43:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3854
  3856. See, it is sharp. You can cut bubble

    Segment details4:43:28–4:43:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3855
  3857. wrap.

    Segment details4:43:32–4:43:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3856
  3858. Look,

    Segment details4:43:36–4:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3857
  3859. see, I know what I'm doing.

    Segment details4:43:40–4:43:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3858
  3860. Watch.

    Segment details4:43:46–4:43:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3859
  3861. See? Razor sharp,

    Segment details4:43:55–4:43:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3860
  3862. just like me.

    Segment details4:43:59–4:43:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3861
  3863. Watch this. Watch, watch.

    Segment details4:44:04–4:44:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3862
  3864. It is sharp.

    Segment details4:44:12–4:44:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3863
  3865. I will put it away.

    Segment details4:44:22–4:44:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3864
  3866. Do it later.

    Segment details4:44:27–4:44:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3865
  3867. And that is how you sharpen a knife.

    Segment details4:44:51–4:44:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3866
  3868. And now I've got little bits all over my

    Segment details4:44:57–4:45:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3867
  3869. mouse mat.

    Segment details4:45:00–4:45:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3868
  3870. So should I buy the Tesla? I got approved

    Segment details4:45:07–4:45:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3869
  3871. financing for a Tesla Model 3 Long

    Segment details4:45:10–4:45:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3870
  3872. Range, £200 a month.

    Segment details4:45:15–4:45:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3871
  3873. Got 4 days to decide.

    Segment details4:45:22–4:45:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3872
  3874. My mum said just get it. She said sell

    Segment details4:45:29–4:45:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3873
  3875. your stocks and buy a car.

    Segment details4:45:32–4:45:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3874
  3876. If someone on Twitter says, if someone

    Segment details4:45:50–4:45:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3875
  3877. offered you $500 a day to never drink a

    Segment details4:45:52–4:45:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3876
  3878. sip of alcohol again, would you accept?

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  3879. Easily. $500 a day? I could get a

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  3880. Tesla. I don't even drink alcohol

    Segment details4:46:01–4:46:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3879
  3881. recently. Last time I had drink was during

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  3882. my sister's wedding. Had some champagne.

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  3883. Car will drop in value quickly. I don't

    Segment details4:46:13–4:46:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3882
  3884. know. Stocks seem to drop in value pretty

    Segment details4:46:16–4:46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3883
  3885. quickly too.

    Segment details4:46:19–4:46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3884
  3886. My China stock dropped. Nearly 20% in 2

    Segment details4:46:27–4:46:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3885
  3887. years. That's more than a car, I think. I

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  3888. don't know, how much do cars drop? It's

    Segment details4:46:33–4:46:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3887
  3889. not a new car, it's used, 50,000 mileage

    Segment details4:46:37–4:46:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3888
  3890. on it. I could never afford a brand

    Segment details4:46:40–4:46:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3889
  3891. new one. If you go on the Tesla official

    Segment details4:46:44–4:46:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3890
  3892. website, you can get a brand new one and

    Segment details4:46:47–4:46:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3891
  3893. it costs £45,000 for the latest Model 3.

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  3894. There's no way I got to get a 5-year-old

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  3895. Model 3 battery.

    Segment details4:46:58–4:47:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3894
  3896. Well, on the Tesla, it's a long-range

    Segment details4:47:13–4:47:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3895
  3897. model, so it can last 2 300

    Segment details4:47:16–4:47:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3896
  3898. miles.

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  3899. Well, it's an investment because I would

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  3900. use it to make YouTube content and maybe

    Segment details4:47:30–4:47:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3899
  3901. do Uber, get myself a taxi license.

    Segment details4:47:34–4:47:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3900
  3902. I'll sit outside the airport, take people

    Segment details4:47:37–4:47:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3901
  3903. Market's not doing anything today. Gold is

    Segment details4:47:59–4:48:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3902
  3904. up 0.2%.

    Segment details4:48:02–4:48:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3903
  3905. I'm gonna hold it over the weekend.

    Segment details4:48:12–4:48:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3904
  3906. Barrick Gold has earnings on Monday. I

    Segment details4:48:14–4:48:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3905
  3907. think it's gonna go up. If it goes up,

    Segment details4:48:17–4:48:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3906
  3908. maybe I sell and buy a car.

    Segment details4:48:20–4:48:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3907
  3909. Oh, I don't know what to do.

    Segment details4:48:26–4:48:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3908
  3910. I got the website open here with my

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  3911. finance. It wants me to upload

    Segment details4:48:47–4:48:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3910
  3912. my driving license picture and then sign

    Segment details4:48:50–4:48:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3911
  3913. the thingy. Got the pictures here.

    Segment details4:48:53–4:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3912
  3914. It's white.

    Segment details4:48:59–4:49:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3913
  3915. Damn, imagine that just pulls up in your

    Segment details4:49:08–4:49:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3914
  3916. driveway and then it's mine. It's not

    Segment details4:49:10–4:49:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3915
  3917. really mine though, because I'm not buying

    Segment details4:49:12–4:49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3916
  3918. it. I'm leasing it, PCP. To buy

    Segment details4:49:13–4:49:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3917
  3919. it outright would cost £20,000.

    Segment details4:49:17–4:49:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3918
  3920. Are you really pulling out of investing

    Segment details4:49:33–4:49:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3919
  3921. next year?

    Segment details4:49:35–4:49:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3920
  3922. Maybe, but I still think gold is a good

    Segment details4:49:38–4:49:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3921
  3923. investment to have.

    Segment details4:49:43–4:49:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3922
  3924. I thought Iran was going to blow up

    Segment details4:49:49–4:49:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3923
  3925. Israel. Nothing's happened. They said

    Segment details4:49:51–4:49:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3924
  3926. they're going to retaliate for the strike

    Segment details4:49:54–4:49:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3925
  3927. on the leader of Hamas.

    Segment details4:49:56–4:49:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3926
  3928. Where's the retaliation? My gold hasn't

    Segment details4:50:01–4:50:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3927
  3929. gone up. Come on, Iran, just blow them up

    Segment details4:50:04–4:50:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3928
  3930. already. Make me rich.

    Segment details4:50:08–4:50:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3929
  3931. Maybe they do it next year,

    Segment details4:50:24–4:50:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3930
  3932. the blowing of each other up.

    Segment details4:50:27–4:50:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3931
  3933. Cheapest Tesla on AutoTrader is,

    Segment details4:50:34–4:50:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3932
  3934. uh,

    Segment details4:50:39–4:50:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3933
  3935. £11,800. But it's got 169,000

    Segment details4:50:42–4:50:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3934
  3936. miles on it. It's a 2019

    Segment details4:50:46–4:50:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3935
  3937. Standard Range and it's great.

    Segment details4:50:50–4:50:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3936
  3938. I don't like the new Model 3. The 2024

    Segment details4:50:55–4:50:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3937
  3939. version looks— it looks uglier than the

    Segment details4:50:58–4:51:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3938
  3940. older version. It looks weird. The

    Segment details4:51:01–4:51:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3939
  3941. headlights are really narrow and

    Segment details4:51:04–4:51:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3940
  3942. slanted.

    Segment details4:51:09–4:51:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3941
  3943. I don't know, sometimes I think from

    Segment details4:51:18–4:51:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3942
  3944. certain angles it's an ugly car, but then

    Segment details4:51:20–4:51:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3943
  3945. from the behind angle it looks pretty

    Segment details4:51:24–4:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3944
  3946. good.

    Segment details4:51:26–4:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3945
  3947. Maybe getting a cheap car and fixing it up

    Segment details4:51:41–4:51:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3946
  3948. would be more fun than just buying an

    Segment details4:51:43–4:51:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3947
  3949. expensive car.

    Segment details4:51:45–4:51:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3948
  3950. Elon Musk should just give me one for free

    Segment details4:51:54–4:51:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3949
  3951. and give me one of his daughters. I'll

    Segment details4:51:58–4:52:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3950
  3952. take the gay one, I don't care. I'll take

    Segment details4:52:00–4:52:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3951
  3953. his gay boy lady son.

    Segment details4:52:05–4:52:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3952
  3954. No, he's not under 18, is he? Oh shit,

    Segment details4:52:09–4:52:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3953
  3955. I take that back. I'm just joking. I'm

    Segment details4:52:13–4:52:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3954
  3956. sure he's got one gay boy son who's over

    Segment details4:52:15–4:52:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3955
  3957. 18. That's the one I'm talking about, not

    Segment details4:52:18–4:52:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3956
  3958. the one who's underage. Don't clip that,

    Segment details4:52:21–4:52:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3957
  3959. subreddit. Shut up.

    Segment details4:52:24–4:52:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3958
  3960. Just joking.

    Segment details4:52:30–4:52:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3959
  3961. I don't want any of Elon Musk's gay sons.

    Segment details4:52:34–4:52:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3960
  3962. What's his

    Segment details4:52:46–4:52:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3961
  3963. name? Sheelon Musk.

    Segment details4:52:50–4:52:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3962
  3964. I came up with that myself.

    Segment details4:52:55–4:52:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3963
  3965. What is the cheapest car I can get that's

    Segment details4:53:10–4:53:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3964
  3966. not broken? I put minimum £1,000.

    Segment details4:53:17–4:53:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3965
  3967. I can get a

    Segment details4:53:22–4:53:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3966
  3968. Mercedes-Benz. What does Cat S mean?

    Segment details4:53:27–4:53:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3967
  3969. Does it still work? Oh, spares or repairs.

    Segment details4:53:31–4:53:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3968
  3970. Can I get rid of those? I don't want to

    Segment details4:53:34–4:53:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3969
  3971. see Cat S's.

    Segment details4:53:36–4:53:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3970
  3972. Okay,

    Segment details4:53:37–4:53:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3971
  3973. so I can get a Ford S-Max for £1,000.

    Segment details4:53:41–4:53:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3972
  3974. Oh, it's got gearbox issue. Why can't they

    Segment details4:53:46–4:53:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3973
  3975. just show cars that actually work?

    Segment details4:53:49–4:53:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3974
  3976. Okay, I can get a Chevrolet Lacetti for

    Segment details4:53:53–4:53:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3975
  3977. £1,000. It's got 77,000 miles,

    Segment details4:53:56–4:53:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3976
  3978. automatic petrol.

    Segment details4:54:00–4:54:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3977
  3979. What's the insurance? I bet it's cheap. I

    Segment details4:54:05–4:54:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3978
  3980. never even heard of a Chevrolet Lacetti.

    Segment details4:54:07–4:54:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3979
  3981. It's still kind of expensive, £1,280.

    Segment details4:54:21–4:54:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3980
  3982. I thought it'd be like £800.

    Segment details4:54:26–4:54:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3981
  3983. What's a cheaper car to insure? I could

    Segment details4:54:29–4:54:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3982
  3984. get Lots,

    Segment details4:54:34–4:54:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3983
  3985. lots of Ford Focuses. Citroën Berlingo.

    Segment details4:54:44–4:54:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3984
  3986. Jaguar X-Type looks so ugly.

    Segment details4:54:51–4:54:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3985
  3987. Jaguar cars are so ugly. It looks like

    Segment details4:54:54–4:54:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3986
  3988. 60-year-old granddad would drive this.

    Segment details4:54:57–4:54:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3987
  3989. It's only 2008, but it looks so old,

    Segment details4:55:02–4:55:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3988
  3990. like an '80s car.

    Segment details4:55:05–4:55:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3989
  3991. Ford Focus. I hate silver cars.

    Segment details4:55:23–4:55:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3990
  3992. I'd have to paint it.

    Segment details4:55:28–4:55:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3991
  3993. Vauxhall Corsa looks okay.

    Segment details4:55:36–4:55:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3992
  3994. God, Ford made some really ugly cars.

    Segment details4:55:40–4:55:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3993
  3995. Like the— do you remember the Ford Escort?

    Segment details4:55:42–4:55:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3994
  3996. Oh, that was so ugly. My dad had a Ford

    Segment details4:55:44–4:55:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3995
  3997. Mondeo. It was such an ugly car.

    Segment details4:55:48–4:55:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3996
  3998. And then his company gave him a new car.

    Segment details4:55:51–4:55:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3997
  3999. It was a Renault something,

    Segment details4:55:54–4:55:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3998
  4000. and I remember it looked really nice

    Segment details4:56:00–4:56:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3999
  4001. compared to the Mondeo.

    Segment details4:56:01–4:56:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4000
  4002. Vauxhall Mokka for 2K.

    Segment details4:56:13–4:56:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4001
  4003. Yeah, that was Sunny's car. It's quite a

    Segment details4:56:18–4:56:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4002
  4004. nice car, very high up.

    Segment details4:56:20–4:56:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4003
  4005. Hyundai i20.

    Segment details4:56:30–4:56:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4004
  4006. I also don't want a big engine because

    Segment details4:56:35–4:56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4005
  4007. they use a lot of fuel.

    Segment details4:56:38–4:56:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4006
  4008. Voxel Astra Corsa.

    Segment details4:57:02–4:57:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4007
  4009. I don't know. Oh,

    Segment details4:57:07–4:57:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4008
  4010. I like Ford Fiesta. I do like the Ford

    Segment details4:57:11–4:57:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4009
  4011. Fiesta design. Looks pretty nice. White as

    Segment details4:57:14–4:57:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4010
  4012. well.

    Segment details4:57:18–4:57:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4011
  4013. £1,000. £1,070. Got 180,000

    Segment details4:57:23–4:57:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4012
  4014. miles. Manual diesel. Don't want

    Segment details4:57:28–4:57:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4013
  4015. manual. Is manual

    Segment details4:57:32–4:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4014
  4016. cheaper to insure than automatic?

    Segment details4:57:36–4:57:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4015
  4017. 1,200 to insure. Why is it so expensive?

    Segment details4:57:51–4:57:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4016
  4018. I've got to fiddle with the questions,

    Segment details4:57:53–4:57:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4017
  4019. I think.

    Segment details4:57:56–4:57:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4018
  4020. Oh, for some reason it says I'm gonna use

    Segment details4:58:02–4:58:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4019
  4021. it as a business car. That's probably why.

    Segment details4:58:04–4:58:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4020
  4022. Put social only.

    Segment details4:58:06–4:58:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4021
  4023. Why doesn't it change?

    Segment details4:58:13–4:58:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4022
  4024. And then finance manager,

    Segment details4:58:23–4:58:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4023
  4025. my job.

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  4026. Next. I bet it'll be cheaper now.

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  4027. I do like the Ford Fiesta out of all of

    Segment details4:58:45–4:58:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4026
  4028. the cheap crappy cars. It does look pretty

    Segment details4:58:48–4:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4027
  4029. good.

    Segment details4:58:49–4:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4028
  4030. Just buy the damn car. I have to think

    Segment details4:58:53–4:58:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4029
  4031. carefully. I can't just willy-nilly

    Segment details4:58:56–4:58:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4030
  4032. because I can't get rid of it. It's the

    Segment details4:58:58–4:59:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4031
  4033. same. That's weird. It still

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  4034. thinks I'm gonna use the car for business.

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  4035. I'm not.

    Segment details4:59:07–4:59:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4034
  4036. Oh, there you go. Social only. Okay, now

    Segment details4:59:14–4:59:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4035
  4037. what does it say? It says £1,200 when

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  4038. I said I was gonna use it for business.

    Segment details4:59:20–4:59:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4037
  4039. What if I go on a business trip to Germany

    Segment details4:59:26–4:59:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4038
  4040. for cereal? Does that count as business?

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  4041. Oh, it only got cheaper by £50. Now it

    Segment details4:59:36–4:59:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4040
  4042. says £1,100. I thought it'd be cheaper

    Segment details4:59:38–4:59:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4041
  4043. than that. Uh, it's under £100 a

    Segment details4:59:42–4:59:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4042
  4044. month. I guess it is pretty cheap.

    Segment details4:59:46–4:59:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4043
  4045. £1,100 divided by 12, it's like £95 a

    Segment details4:59:51–4:59:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4044
  4046. month.

    Segment details4:59:53–4:59:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4045
  4047. So in total I'd just spend £2K. I mean,

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  4048. the insurance is more expensive than the

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  4049. actual car.

    Segment details5:00:02–5:00:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4048
  4050. What?

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  4051. It would only cost £2K, £1,000 for the car

    Segment details5:00:08–5:00:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4050
  4052. and £1,000 for insurance. But then I've

    Segment details5:00:12–5:00:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4051
  4053. got to drive manual. I don't like manual.

    Segment details5:00:15–5:00:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4052
  4054. 180,000 miles though. Do you think that's

    Segment details5:00:25–5:00:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4053
  4055. enough miles or do I need more?

    Segment details5:00:28–5:00:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4054
  4056. Where am I gonna drive? Uh,

    Segment details5:00:33–5:00:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4055
  4057. don't know yet.

    Segment details5:00:36–5:00:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4056
  4058. Road trip across England.

    Segment details5:00:40–5:00:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4057
  4059. I'm trying to think, do I get the car that

    Segment details5:00:49–5:00:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4058
  4060. only costs £1,000 once,

    Segment details5:00:52–5:00:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4059
  4061. or do I get a Tesla which costs £500 a

    Segment details5:00:56–5:00:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4060
  4062. month for 4 years?

    Segment details5:00:58–5:00:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4061
  4063. I could turn the Ford Fiesta into a Tesla.

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  4064. I just get an iPad and and then sellotape

    Segment details5:01:05–5:01:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4063
  4065. it to the dashboard, and then I get a

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  4066. GoPro, put it on the front car.

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  4067. Or maybe you get a 360 camera and you put

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  4068. it on the roof, and then you can review

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  4069. the footage from every angle. You just

    Segment details5:01:20–5:01:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4068
  4070. need one camera. I'd be a bit scared

    Segment details5:01:24–5:01:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4069
  4071. putting it on the roof though, it might

    Segment details5:01:27–5:01:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4070
  4072. get knocked off.

    Segment details5:01:29–5:01:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4071
  4073. Do a road trip to Japan. Drive to

    Segment details5:01:33–5:01:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4072
  4074. Ukraine. Can I speed through the Ukraine

    Segment details5:01:37–5:01:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4073
  4075. borders and make it into Russia without

    Segment details5:01:41–5:01:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4074
  4076. getting drone-striked?

    Segment details5:01:43–5:01:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4075
  4077. Find out in the next episode.

    Segment details5:01:47–5:01:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4076
  4078. Get a cheap car, see if you use it a lot.

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  4079. But what if I don't use it a lot because I

    Segment details5:01:59–5:02:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4078
  4080. don't like it? If I like the car, I'd want

    Segment details5:02:01–5:02:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4079
  4081. to use it more, wouldn't I? If it's like a

    Segment details5:02:04–5:02:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4080
  4082. crappy car, I wouldn't really want to use

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  4083. I wouldn't really use it though. What

    Segment details5:02:18–5:02:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4082
  4084. would I do with it?

    Segment details5:02:20–5:02:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4083
  4085. I'm not gonna be like, oh, I'm bored, I'm

    Segment details5:02:23–5:02:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4084
  4086. gonna go on a drive.

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  4087. I'd only use it to do stuff with Sunny,

    Segment details5:02:29–5:02:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4086
  4088. or if I can get delivery work,

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  4089. I'd use it to make some money.

    Segment details5:02:38–5:02:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4088
  4090. But I have to pay nearly £600 to get

    Segment details5:02:47–5:02:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4089
  4091. An Uber license.

    Segment details5:02:51–5:02:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4090
  4092. My tongue hurts.

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  4093. 2K Vauxhall Mokka. No, I want the 1K

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  4094. Ford Fiesta.

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  4095. Why is there a painful lump on my tongue?

    Segment details5:03:17–5:03:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4094
  4096. It's so annoying. It's always on the side

    Segment details5:03:18–5:03:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4095
  4097. of the tongue as well. What is that?

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  4098. Is it tongue cancer?

    Segment details5:03:25–5:03:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4097
  4099. Imagine I get tongue cancer, I need my

    Segment details5:03:34–5:03:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4098
  4100. tongue cut off, and then I can't talk

    Segment details5:03:37–5:03:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4099
  4101. anymore. My YouTube career would be dead.

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  4102. Who's gonna watch me if I can't talk? I'd

    Segment details5:03:41–5:03:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4101
  4103. be like, hi God, I can't cook anymore,

    Segment details5:03:44–5:03:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4102
  4104. but please watch my video.

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  4105. I had to get my tongue amputated.

    Segment details5:03:54–5:03:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4104
  4106. It would suck so much. If you

    Segment details5:03:58–5:04:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4105
  4107. had to choose, lose your tongue or lose

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  4108. your hands, which would you choose?

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  4109. If you lose your hands, you can't do

    Segment details5:04:08–5:04:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4108
  4110. anything. Can't game, can't wank.

    Segment details5:04:10–5:04:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4109
  4111. But if I don't have my tongue, I can't

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  4112. make money.

    Segment details5:04:20–5:04:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4111
  4113. But if I lose my hands, I can claim

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  4114. disability benefits because I can't do

    Segment details5:04:32–5:04:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4113
  4115. anything, and they can't send me off to

    Segment details5:04:35–5:04:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4114
  4116. war. I can't even hold a gun.

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  4117. No, I need my tongue. It is my tool,

    Segment details5:04:46–5:04:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4116
  4118. my money-making tool.

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  4119. I can't do my job without my tongue.

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  4120. 好嘎,哦个巴嘎哥哥哥哥。 可可,阿莫可可宝哦哦哦。Maybe

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  4121. I'd still get views. Would you watch my

    Segment details5:05:11–5:05:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4120
  4122. videos if they were like that?

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  4123. I don't think anyone would watch anymore.

    Segment details5:05:15–5:05:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4122
  4124. Or I get like a fake tongue, tongue

    Segment details5:05:21–5:05:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4123
  4125. implant, bionic tongue to

    Segment details5:05:25–5:05:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4124
  4126. replace my cut-off tongue.

    Segment details5:05:29–5:05:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4125
  4127. Tricky decisions.

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  4128. Fiat Panda. It looks like a postman's

    Segment details5:05:41–5:05:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4127
  4129. van if you paint it red. It's only got 54

    Segment details5:05:45–5:05:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4128
  4130. British horsepower, so that's rubbish.

    Segment details5:05:48–5:05:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4129
  4131. It's basically like those Japanese

    Segment details5:05:52–5:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4130
  4132. boxcars.

    Segment details5:05:54–5:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4131
  4133. 170,000 miles.

    Segment details5:05:57–5:06:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4132
  4134. Okay, I'll increase my budget to £2,000.

    Segment details5:06:24–5:06:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4133
  4135. What's the best car I can get?

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  4136. A Chrysler 300C. It's got 218 British

    Segment details5:06:34–5:06:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4135
  4137. horsepower. That's loads. 3-liter engine.

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  4138. God, that would be so expensive to buy

    Segment details5:06:42–5:06:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4137
  4139. fuel for. I bet it's

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  4140. like £40 for 100 miles.

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  4141. Oh, I just get a cheap car on finance.

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  4142. £169 a month.

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  4143. Wait, that's not much cheaper than the

    Segment details5:07:21–5:07:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4142
  4144. Tesla. Tesla was £200 a month.

    Segment details5:07:23–5:07:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4143
  4145. Kia Sportage, £2,000.

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  4146. This looks quite nice.

    Segment details5:07:32–5:07:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4145
  4147. It's a bit big though.

    Segment details5:07:36–5:07:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4146
  4148. It looks massive,

    Segment details5:07:40–5:07:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4147
  4149. and it's got— I can't see it—

    Segment details5:07:54–5:08:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4148
  4150. 48 miles per gallon. That's rubbish.

    Segment details5:08:00–5:08:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4149
  4151. Check the insurance. Oh, only £980

    Segment details5:08:14–5:08:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4150
  4152. insurance. Pretty cheap.

    Segment details5:08:17–5:08:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4151
  4153. Do you think the car talk's more boring

    Segment details5:08:22–5:08:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4152
  4154. than the stock talk? Let's talk about

    Segment details5:08:25–5:08:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4153
  4155. stocks.

    Segment details5:08:27–5:08:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4154
  4156. Check the market.

    Segment details5:08:33–5:08:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4155
  4157. Gold is not doing anything.

    Segment details5:08:36–5:08:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4156
  4158. Damn, today's so boring. Why is nothing

    Segment details5:08:40–5:08:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4157
  4159. Tesla is up half a percent for the whole

    Segment details5:08:50–5:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4158
  4160. day.

    Segment details5:08:54–5:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4159
  4161. Bitcoin is not doing anything. Nothing is

    Segment details5:09:03–5:09:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4160
  4162. doing anything. The hell?

    Segment details5:09:06–5:09:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4161
  4163. Who do I watch nowadays?

    Segment details5:09:15–5:09:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4162
  4164. Uh, I watch Fun for Louis.

    Segment details5:09:19–5:09:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4163
  4165. Recently. He's doing like an electric

    Segment details5:09:22–5:09:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4164
  4166. motorbike trip to Italy from the

    Segment details5:09:24–5:09:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4165
  4167. UK.

    Segment details5:09:28–5:09:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4166
  4168. I watch this guy called High Peak Motors.

    Segment details5:09:33–5:09:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4167
  4169. He buys cheap cars and then he fixes them

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  4170. up and sells them. Keep watching car

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  4171. videos now.

    Segment details5:09:42–5:09:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4170
  4172. And stock market stuff,

    Segment details5:09:47–5:09:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4171
  4173. financial stuff,

    Segment details5:09:57–5:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4172
  4174. mostly a mixture of financial stuff, car

    Segment details5:10:04–5:10:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4173
  4175. stuff, and a bit of vlogging stuff.

    Segment details5:10:07–5:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4174
  4176. What's my purpose in life?

    Segment details5:10:12–5:10:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4175
  4177. Same as everyone else's. Put food in one

    Segment details5:10:17–5:10:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4176
  4178. hole, squeeze it out the other. That's all

    Segment details5:10:20–5:10:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4177
  4179. we're here to do.

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  4180. And then maybe make some babies in

    Segment details5:10:28–5:10:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4179
  4181. between. But seeing as I

    Segment details5:10:32–5:10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4180
  4182. can't do that, My primary objective,

    Segment details5:10:36–5:10:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4181
  4183. my singular mandate,

    Segment details5:10:44–5:10:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4182
  4184. is to consume and then expel the waste.

    Segment details5:10:48–5:10:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4183
  4185. What else is there?

    Segment details5:10:53–5:10:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4184
  4186. Try not to die and avoid pain.

    Segment details5:10:57–5:10:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4185
  4187. Help other people. I'm helping so many

    Segment details5:11:09–5:11:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4186
  4188. with my YouTube streams,

    Segment details5:11:13–5:11:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4187
  4189. helping them fall asleep,

    Segment details5:11:17–5:11:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4188
  4190. helping them make financial decisions.

    Segment details5:11:20–5:11:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4189
  4191. Surely my channel brings some value into

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  4192. the world. Otherwise I wouldn't be getting

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  4193. paid £1,000 a month.

    Segment details5:11:32–5:11:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4192
  4194. My YouTube channel value is only valued at

    Segment details5:11:37–5:11:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4193
  4195. £1,000 a month.

    Segment details5:11:39–5:11:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4194
  4196. Maybe if I offered more value, I'd get

    Segment details5:11:44–5:11:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4195
  4197. paid more. What value can I provide?

    Segment details5:11:46–5:11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4196
  4198. I teach you about the stock market.

    Segment details5:11:54–5:11:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4197
  4199. Market. Buy gold, treasury bonds,

    Segment details5:11:57–5:12:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4198
  4200. and China will be rich.

    Segment details5:12:02–5:12:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4199
  4201. Hungry. Half an hour to go. Oh, thank God.

    Segment details5:12:18–5:12:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4200
  4202. What am I going to do tomorrow? Maybe I'll

    Segment details5:12:21–5:12:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4201
  4203. go to the car dealership with my mum.

    Segment details5:12:24–5:12:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4202
  4204. Have you seen that video? That American

    Segment details5:12:28–5:12:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4203
  4205. guy, he goes into a Toyota dealership and

    Segment details5:12:29–5:12:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4204
  4206. he haggles them down from $29,000 to

    Segment details5:12:32–5:12:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4205
  4207. like $26,000. Maybe I can do that.

    Segment details5:12:36–5:12:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4206
  4208. Damn, some of these Olympic pics of the

    Segment details5:12:57–5:13:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4207
  4209. women's bums are really nice. That's the

    Segment details5:13:00–5:13:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4208
  4210. only interesting bit about the Olympics.

    Segment details5:13:03–5:13:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4209
  4211. The thick-bottom ladies in the panties.

    Segment details5:13:07–5:13:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4210
  4212. I feel too embarrassed to haggle. I feel

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  4213. like I'm begging them. I feel like, oh,

    Segment details5:13:21–5:13:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4212
  4214. I'm too poor to buy your car.

    Segment details5:13:23–5:13:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4213
  4215. Please, can I have a discount?

    Segment details5:13:26–5:13:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4214
  4216. I can say I've only got 2K in my bank.

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  4217. I can't afford 3K.

    Segment details5:13:34–5:13:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4216
  4218. Damn, some of these Olympic athletes got

    Segment details5:13:40–5:13:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4217
  4219. nice bodies. Can you imagine making love

    Segment details5:13:43–5:13:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4218
  4220. to an Olympic athlete's body?

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  4221. They'll be like pure muscle and buttocks.

    Segment details5:13:54–5:13:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4220
  4222. They got big bums and tiny waists.

    Segment details5:13:58–5:14:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4221
  4223. No, I don't want to show it. Scared to get

    Segment details5:14:07–5:14:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4222
  4224. demonetized.

    Segment details5:14:09–5:14:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4223
  4225. You see some funny stuff on Twitter.

    Segment details5:14:13–5:14:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4224
  4226. Oh my God, oh my God.

    Segment details5:14:26–5:14:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4225
  4227. What?

    Segment details5:14:35–5:14:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4226
  4228. They just got their butts out on Twitter.

    Segment details5:14:40–5:14:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4227
  4229. These people got no shame. Her bum's

    Segment details5:14:46–5:14:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4228
  4230. pimply.

    Segment details5:14:49–5:14:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4229
  4231. Butts out. I can't believe they just let

    Segment details5:15:00–5:15:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4230
  4232. this stuff on allowed on Twitter. You just

    Segment details5:15:02–5:15:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4231
  4233. got OnlyFans girls posting their stuff all

    Segment details5:15:05–5:15:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4232
  4234. over it. If you click on— oh

    Segment details5:15:07–5:15:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4233
  4235. my God.

    Segment details5:15:14–5:15:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4234
  4236. Feels weird looking at that stuff on

    Segment details5:15:27–5:15:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4235
  4237. stream.

    Segment details5:15:29–5:15:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4236
  4238. If you look on— if you go on Twitter and

    Segment details5:15:32–5:15:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4237
  4239. you see like a picture of a sexy girl and

    Segment details5:15:35–5:15:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4238
  4240. you click on the comments, all the

    Segment details5:15:37–5:15:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4239
  4241. comments are just OnlyFans girls posting

    Segment details5:15:39–5:15:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4240
  4242. their stuff.

    Segment details5:15:41–5:15:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4241
  4243. And then you just get full-blown JAV

    Segment details5:15:46–5:15:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4242
  4244. posted as well. God, it's just crazy to

    Segment details5:15:49–5:15:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4243
  4245. think these women don't give a fuck.

    Segment details5:15:52–5:15:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4244
  4246. They're like, yeah, I'm naked getting

    Segment details5:15:57–5:15:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4245
  4247. banged on camera and you can see my face

    Segment details5:15:58–5:16:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4246
  4248. and everything, so what?

    Segment details5:16:01–5:16:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4247
  4249. I find it kind of inspiring that they just

    Segment details5:16:04–5:16:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4248
  4250. don't care.

    Segment details5:16:07–5:16:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4249
  4251. Isn't it weird though? Don't they get

    Segment details5:16:12–5:16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4250
  4252. doxxed or something? Don't their family

    Segment details5:16:13–5:16:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4251
  4253. find out?

    Segment details5:16:17–5:16:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4252
  4254. I'd be so embarrassed if I like banged

    Segment details5:16:21–5:16:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4253
  4255. a guy on my OnlyFans and that got leaked.

    Segment details5:16:25–5:16:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4254
  4256. I'm not really that embarrassed cuz my

    Segment details5:16:28–5:16:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4255
  4257. stuff was just me on my own, but if I was

    Segment details5:16:30–5:16:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4256
  4258. like doing it with someone else and that

    Segment details5:16:32–5:16:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4257
  4259. got leaked, that's just different level of

    Segment details5:16:35–5:16:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4258
  4260. embarrassment.

    Segment details5:16:38–5:16:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4259
  4261. I don't know why they don't ban it on

    Segment details5:16:47–5:16:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4260
  4262. Twitter. Every other social media

    Segment details5:16:49–5:16:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4261
  4263. platform, you show that stuff, you get

    Segment details5:16:52–5:16:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4262
  4264. banned. But on Twitter, you can just post

    Segment details5:16:54–5:16:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4263
  4265. anything. It's crazy.

    Segment details5:16:56–5:16:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4264
  4266. It's a bit annoying. Sometimes you're

    Segment details5:17:00–5:17:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4265
  4267. scrolling and then you see it and you get

    Segment details5:17:03–5:17:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4266
  4268. turned on, and then you're like, oh crap,

    Segment details5:17:05–5:17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4267
  4269. now I need to wank.

    Segment details5:17:07–5:17:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4268
  4270. It's weird how it's shocking when, when

    Segment details5:17:12–5:17:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4269
  4271. you accidentally stumble upon that

    Segment details5:17:15–5:17:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4270
  4272. kind of content. You feel like, oh my God,

    Segment details5:17:19–5:17:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4271
  4273. it's like a shock, like a shock to

    Segment details5:17:23–5:17:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4272
  4274. the system to see naked women doing it.

    Segment details5:17:27–5:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4273
  4275. 25 minutes until

    Segment details5:17:54–5:17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4274
  4276. dinner.

    Segment details5:17:59–5:17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4275
  4277. Damn, can you hear that engine? You

    Segment details5:18:12–5:18:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4276
  4278. definitely know that car's not fuel

    Segment details5:18:15–5:18:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4277
  4279. efficient. It looked like a Porsche, had

    Segment details5:18:17–5:18:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4278
  4280. no roof and the round bum,

    Segment details5:18:20–5:18:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4279
  4281. basically 25 miles per gallon fuel

    Segment details5:18:23–5:18:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4280
  4282. Rubbish. But he's very rich and he says,

    Segment details5:18:41–5:18:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4281
  4283. I don't care, I love my car, it goes vroom

    Segment details5:18:44–5:18:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4282
  4284. vroom, I can afford the fuel

    Segment details5:18:47–5:18:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4283
  4285. cost because I'm rich.

    Segment details5:18:50–5:18:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4284
  4286. When is my birthday? Not until March.

    Segment details5:19:19–5:19:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4285
  4287. Are you gonna give me a present?

    Segment details5:19:24–5:19:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4286
  4288. I want Tesla Model 3 for my present,

    Segment details5:19:35–5:19:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4287
  4289. please.

    Segment details5:19:38–5:19:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4288
  4290. Do I like people sending me things?

    Segment details5:19:59–5:20:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4289
  4291. Not really.

    Segment details5:20:02–5:20:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4290
  4292. Unless it's something good. Usually people

    Segment details5:20:11–5:20:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4291
  4293. send rubbish like HIV

    Segment details5:20:14–5:20:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4292
  4294. pamphlets, dildos.

    Segment details5:20:18–5:20:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4293
  4295. Someone sent me a thong, like a gay man

    Segment details5:20:21–5:20:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4294
  4296. thong. He said, can you wear this for your

    Segment details5:20:24–5:20:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4295
  4297. OnlyFans? Yeah, when I did OnlyFans, this

    Segment details5:20:28–5:20:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4296
  4298. guy sent me a whole package of thongs and

    Segment details5:20:30–5:20:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4297
  4299. G-strings. Wanted me to put them on.

    Segment details5:20:34–5:20:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4298
  4300. It was not very comfortable.

    Segment details5:20:42–5:20:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4299
  4301. So many gay guys wanted to bang me. It was

    Segment details5:21:00–5:21:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4300
  4302. insane. I think more gay guys wanted to

    Segment details5:21:02–5:21:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4301
  4303. bang me than women ever did.

    Segment details5:21:05–5:21:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4302
  4304. Why am I more attractive to men than I am

    Segment details5:21:10–5:21:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4303
  4305. to women? I don't get it.

    Segment details5:21:12–5:21:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4304
  4306. Maybe just a couple dozen women ever

    Segment details5:21:29–5:21:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4305
  4307. wanted to bang me. There's probably

    Segment details5:21:32–5:21:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4306
  4308. hundreds of gay guys who wanted to do me

    Segment details5:21:35–5:21:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4307
  4309. up the bum. That's why my OnlyFans did so

    Segment details5:21:39–5:21:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4308
  4310. My last serial secret.

    Segment details5:21:49–5:21:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4309
  4311. Don't kiss and tell.

    Segment details5:21:53–5:21:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4310
  4312. I wonder what my mum's

    Segment details5:22:03–5:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4311
  4313. making. It smells so good. It smells like

    Segment details5:22:07–5:22:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4312
  4314. it's been fried in oil.

    Segment details5:22:09–5:22:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4313
  4315. I'm a gentle man. I don't talk

    Segment details5:22:24–5:22:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4314
  4316. about that stuff. I have learned my ways.

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  4317. The errors of my ways.

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  4318. That Mizuki stuff was crazy though.

    Segment details5:22:41–5:22:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4317
  4319. No, there was no Mizuki. It's just fake.

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  4320. I didn't do nothing. I was on an

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  4321. honest, pure single-man solo trip

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  4322. in Kochi.

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  4323. You learned exactly zero in the past 10

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  4324. years. What? No,

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  4325. I didn't make the same mistakes with Sunny

    Segment details5:23:15–5:23:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4324
  4326. that I did with Mila.

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  4327. He became much more closed and less

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  4328. honest.

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  4329. Oh, I don't even know what I'd say. I put

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  4330. my willy in and then it felt good. I don't

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  4331. know what else there is to say about it.

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  4332. I don't know how I used to run on and on

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  4333. in such detail about doing it like I was a

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  4334. virgin or something.

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  4335. Well, I can't say that stuff because then

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  4336. people get upset and then I won't get

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  4337. any more. So it's

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  4338. counterintuitive. If I just kept

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  4339. my mouth shut about Turkish girl, maybe I

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  4340. could have met her again. Or if I

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  4341. just kept my mouth shut about so many of

    Segment details5:24:33–5:24:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4340
  4342. the girls, wouldn't have scared them off.

    Segment details5:24:36–5:24:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4341
  4343. It was just shooting myself in the foot.

    Segment details5:24:39–5:24:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4342
  4344. Don't know about Pia. Haven't talked to

    Segment details5:24:51–5:24:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4343
  4345. her much recently.

    Segment details5:24:53–5:24:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4344
  4346. She's busy with her job.

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  4347. 13 minutes. I wonder what's going to be on

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  4348. the news today.

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  4349. I hope they're not going to go on and on

    Segment details5:25:41–5:25:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4348
  4350. about Palestine and Israel. So boring.

    Segment details5:25:43–5:25:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4349
  4351. I don't get it. Is the news anti-Israel?

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  4352. Because they keep showing scenes of

    Segment details5:25:53–5:25:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4351
  4353. Palestine and

    Segment details5:25:55–5:25:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4352
  4354. all the, like, poor people getting bombed.

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  4355. So you want me to hate Israel?

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  4356. But I thought we're pro-Israel. I'm

    Segment details5:26:05–5:26:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4355
  4357. getting mixed signals now. I thought

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  4358. as a Western country, we're supposed to be

    Segment details5:26:12–5:26:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4357
  4359. pro-Israel. But they keep showing the

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  4360. poor innocent Gaza people getting bombed

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  4361. and stuff, which would

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  4362. just make me hate Israel, won't it?

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  4363. Who am I supposed to hate? Tell me. I need

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  4364. to be told what to think.

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  4365. I think they're scared Israel is going to

    Segment details5:26:47–5:26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4364
  4366. drag us into World War III, but Israel

    Segment details5:26:49–5:26:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4365
  4367. don't give a fuck. They're going to do

    Segment details5:26:54–5:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4366
  4368. what they want to do.

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  4369. They're very slow though. War is very

    Segment details5:27:13–5:27:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4368
  4370. boring, isn't it? It takes ages for

    Segment details5:27:15–5:27:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4369
  4371. anything to happen.

    Segment details5:27:17–5:27:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4370
  4372. I thought it'd be more exciting to have

    Segment details5:27:21–5:27:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4371
  4373. wars going on with social media reporting

    Segment details5:27:23–5:27:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4372
  4374. it all. Like, the Ukraine thing's been

    Segment details5:27:26–5:27:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4373
  4375. 2 years and it's like nothing happens.

    Segment details5:27:30–5:27:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4374
  4376. Oh, Russia took some land. Oh, Ukraine

    Segment details5:27:37–5:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4375
  4377. took some back. Oh, now Russia bombed

    Segment details5:27:40–5:27:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4376
  4378. a building. Whoop-de-doo.

    Segment details5:27:44–5:27:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4377
  4379. It's not as epic as the movies make it

    Segment details5:27:51–5:27:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4378
  4380. seem to be.

    Segment details5:27:54–5:27:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4379
  4381. Oh yeah, I saw that some Ukrainian troops

    Segment details5:28:15–5:28:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4380
  4382. crossed the border into Russia.

    Segment details5:28:18–5:28:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4381
  4383. How is it so easy? What, they just walked

    Segment details5:28:27–5:28:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4382
  4384. over the border and no one knew?

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  4385. Don't they have cameras on the border or

    Segment details5:28:42–5:28:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4384
  4386. I don't know how I used to do those

    Segment details5:28:59–5:29:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4385
  4387. 14-hour livestreams. I'm so tired already

    Segment details5:29:00–5:29:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4386
  4388. just from 5 hours.

    Segment details5:29:03–5:29:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4387
  4389. It's funny how, how difficult

    Segment details5:29:30–5:29:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4388
  4390. some people's lives are, and then some

    Segment details5:29:34–5:29:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4389
  4391. people's lives so easy.

    Segment details5:29:37–5:29:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4390
  4392. It's wild. My biggest problem is,

    Segment details5:29:40–5:29:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4391
  4393. should I buy the Tesla or not? And then

    Segment details5:29:44–5:29:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4392
  4394. all these people's biggest problem is, am

    Segment details5:29:47–5:29:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4393
  4395. I going to get bombed tonight? That's

    Segment details5:29:48–5:29:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4394
  4396. crazy.

    Segment details5:29:51–5:29:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4395
  4397. Oh well, what am I going to do about it?

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  4398. I don't pay tax, so it's not my fault

    Segment details5:30:06–5:30:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4397
  4399. if anyone gets bombed. No bombs are being

    Segment details5:30:11–5:30:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4398
  4400. made from my money.

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  4401. I have a clean consciousness.

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  4402. Why are there no women transitioning to

    Segment details5:30:30–5:30:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4401
  4403. men? Yeah, why is it nearly all men

    Segment details5:30:34–5:30:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4402
  4404. becoming women, but you don't see many

    Segment details5:30:37–5:30:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4403
  4405. women becoming men?

    Segment details5:30:39–5:30:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4404
  4406. You've got ladyboys, but where are the man

    Segment details5:30:43–5:30:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4405
  4407. girls? What's the opposite of a ladyboy?

    Segment details5:30:48–5:30:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4406
  4408. Man girl?

    Segment details5:30:52–5:30:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4407
  4409. Man woman.

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  4410. Twelve minutes to go, Mike Gerson.

    Segment details5:31:07–5:31:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4409
  4411. Don't buy bay systems. Why not?

    Segment details5:31:10–5:31:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4410
  4412. I thought they'd go up if America is gonna

    Segment details5:31:15–5:31:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4411
  4413. pull out from Ukraine and they want Europe

    Segment details5:31:18–5:31:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4412
  4414. to start spending more on defense. Then

    Segment details5:31:21–5:31:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4413
  4415. wouldn't bay systems go up?

    Segment details5:31:24–5:31:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4414
  4416. What does Base Systems make?

    Segment details5:31:31–5:31:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4415
  4417. They make combat vehicles, ammunition,

    Segment details5:31:49–5:31:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4416
  4418. missile launchers. Oh, they make the

    Segment details5:31:51–5:31:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4417
  4419. ASRAAM, the Advanced Short-Range

    Segment details5:31:55–5:31:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4418
  4420. Air-to-Air Missile. Why did they name it

    Segment details5:31:58–5:32:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4419
  4421. that? ASRAAM. They make naval ships.

    Segment details5:32:02–5:32:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4420
  4422. They make— oh, they make aircraft,

    Segment details5:32:06–5:32:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4421
  4423. including the Lockheed Martin F-35

    Segment details5:32:08–5:32:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4422
  4424. Lightning. Doesn't Lockheed make that? I

    Segment details5:32:12–5:32:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4423
  4425. don't get it.

    Segment details5:32:15–5:32:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4424
  4426. Well, if I buy BAE Systems, it will go

    Segment details5:32:27–5:32:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4425
  4427. down, won't it? And then I will have

    Segment details5:32:30–5:32:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4426
  4428. stopped the war with my bad investing

    Segment details5:32:31–5:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4427
  4429. luck.

    Segment details5:32:34–5:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4428
  4430. Can I just short Ukraine and then that

    Segment details5:32:40–5:32:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4429
  4431. would make their economy go up and then

    Segment details5:32:44–5:32:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4430
  4432. I'll lose money, or I will be lucky and

    Segment details5:32:47–5:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4431
  4433. I'll make money.

    Segment details5:32:51–5:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4432
  4434. My iPhone's going to die.

    Segment details5:33:00–5:33:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4433
  4435. 10%.

    Segment details5:33:06–5:33:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4434
  4436. I don't support the war,

    Segment details5:33:18–5:33:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4435
  4437. but I gave up caring. I used to think,

    Segment details5:33:22–5:33:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4436
  4438. wow, we have advanced so much as a species

    Segment details5:33:28–5:33:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4437
  4439. now that there's less war.

    Segment details5:33:31–5:33:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4438
  4440. But it just never ends, doesn't it?

    Segment details5:33:37–5:33:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4439
  4441. There's never not gonna be war, so I don't

    Segment details5:33:42–5:33:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4440
  4442. care anymore. Whatever.

    Segment details5:33:45–5:33:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4441
  4443. People just want to kill each other.

    Segment details5:33:57–5:33:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4442
  4444. There's all that land in the middle of

    Segment details5:34:03–5:34:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4443
  4445. Australia where no one lives. Why don't

    Segment details5:34:05–5:34:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4444
  4446. they just go there?

    Segment details5:34:08–5:34:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4445
  4447. No water. Can't they just dig

    Segment details5:34:24–5:34:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4446
  4448. a hole that goes to the ocean and

    Segment details5:34:28–5:34:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4447
  4449. then the ocean will flood the hole and

    Segment details5:34:31–5:34:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4448
  4450. they can just make a lake in the middle of

    Segment details5:34:34–5:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4449
  4451. Australia? Be easy.

    Segment details5:34:36–5:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4450
  4452. Be so easy. You just dig a massive hole

    Segment details5:34:40–5:34:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4451
  4453. that's like 10 miles deep and then start

    Segment details5:34:43–5:34:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4452
  4454. making a tunnel towards the ocean and then

    Segment details5:34:45–5:34:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4453
  4455. just let the ocean flood into the tunnel.

    Segment details5:34:49–5:34:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4454
  4456. And then you have a big lake in the middle

    Segment details5:34:52–5:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4455
  4457. of Australia and it would turn it green.

    Segment details5:34:54–5:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4456
  4458. The lake would be salty. Does that matter?

    Segment details5:34:59–5:35:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4457
  4459. Surely they can get a filter to filter out

    Segment details5:35:06–5:35:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4458
  4460. Yes. Why doesn't stuff grow if there's

    Segment details5:35:21–5:35:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4459
  4461. salt? But there's stuff in the sea like

    Segment details5:35:22–5:35:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4460
  4462. seaweed and the

    Segment details5:35:27–5:35:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4461
  4463. coral— coral reef, whatever it's called.

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  4464. The coral— I can't say it.

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  4465. The coral reef.

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  4466. If she made me Prime Minister of

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  4467. Australia, I would reform the country.

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  4468. Dig a big hole in the middle.

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  4469. God, if I was in a position of power, I'd

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  4470. have so many cool ideas.

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  4471. Can't they just get the salt out of the

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  4472. ocean? Would that be bad? The salt

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  4473. must be good for something.

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  4474. Why does anyone pay for salt when you can

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  4475. just go to the sea and then filter it out?

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  4476. Just get like a filter and a bucket and

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  4477. then drain the seawater. Get free salt.

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  4478. I can make my own salt. If you touch your

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  4479. eyebrow like that and then lick it— oh my

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  4480. God, it's so salty!

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  4481. Is it just me? It's like really salty

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  4482. just on my eyebrow. I need to wash my

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  4483. It's like licking a salt block.

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  4484. Can't just be me. It's kind of tasty.

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  4485. What's for dinner? Just eyebrow salt.

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  4486. God, I'm so hungry. 5 minutes. I think

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  4487. it's dinner time. My mum messaged me.

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  4488. Dinner. Okay.

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  4489. See you in 2 days. For another

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  4490. amazing stream. Find out if I bought the

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  4491. Oh, she said the rice is in the rice

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  4492. cooker. How about put it on the plate?

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  4493. I've got to do everything myself.

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  4494. Wow, breaking news. Passenger plane—

    Segment details5:38:46–5:38:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4493
  4495. stupid Twitter, it keeps disappearing

    Segment details5:38:50–5:38:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4494
  4496. while I was reading. Now where's it gone?

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  4497. I think it said passenger plane carrying

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  4498. 62 crashed and everyone died.

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  4499. Oh, here it is. Passenger plane, 62 people

    Segment details5:39:04–5:39:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4498
  4500. on board, crashed in Vinhedo, Brazil.

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  4501. Did they all die?

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  4502. Not me though. I'm going to have spicy

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  4503. chicken pepper for

    Segment details5:39:24–5:39:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4502
  4504. dinner and watch Channel 4 News.

    Segment details5:39:28–5:39:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4503
  4505. See you later.

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  4506. Bye-bye.

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