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MY EX GIRLFRIEND BLOCKED ME! [WeKpy_6VyVc]
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Testing,
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1:08–1:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_0testing,
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1:10–1:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1testing.
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1:15–1:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2Testing.
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1:19–1:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3Um.
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1:38–1:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4I'm back from the garden.
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2:17–2:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_5Okay, I'm gonna ban TB. Every time you
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2:39–2:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_6comment, it's always like a negative thing
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2:42–2:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_7about my appearance. Getting fed up of
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2:43–2:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_8you,
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2:46–2:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_9stupid idiot.
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2:58–2:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_10What is it? Chat.
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3:02–3:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_11Uh, how do I ban? Where's the ban button?
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3:07–3:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_12Block. Is that the same as banning?
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3:10–3:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_13That's not banning them.
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3:16–3:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_14Yeah, it's annoying. Every time you say
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3:20–3:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_15something, it's always like, your face
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3:22–3:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_16looks fat, your hair looks great, what
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3:24–3:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_17about you? Let's see what your stupid face
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3:26–3:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_18looks like. Bet you look fat and stupid as
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3:28–3:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_19well, stupid idiot. Get lost.
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3:31–3:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_20Why can't I ban him now?
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3:35–3:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_21Every time I see you comment, it's always
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3:44–3:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_22like an insult. Don't think I
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3:45–3:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_23haven't noticed.
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3:49–3:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_24Oh, I can't There's no ban button.
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3:53–3:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_25There's just a report and a block button.
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4:16–4:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_26What's The stupid website.
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4:19–4:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_27Oh my God,
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4:25–4:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_28I can't even ban someone. What?
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4:35–4:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_29I can't even ban— oh, there it is.
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4:39–4:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_30That's weird. When I pop out the chat You
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4:43–4:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_31can't ban them, but then you pop the chat
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4:49–4:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_32back in and then
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4:50–4:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_33you can. Okay, I'll let
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4:53–4:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_34it slide, but one more time I will ban
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4:57–5:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_35you. My face is not fat. I don't know what
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5:01–5:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_36you're talking about.
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5:06–5:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_37Will I watch Ice Poseidon Hunger Games?
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5:22–5:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_38No, I hate these stupid Hunger Games event
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5:25–5:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_39things. They're so lame. It's just
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5:28–5:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_40a bunch of idiots running around in a
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5:32–5:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_41field shooting each other with toy guns
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5:33–5:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_42trying to get some stupid prize. That I
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5:36–5:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_43don't care if they get the prize or not.
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5:39–5:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_44I'm not getting the prize, so why would I
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5:40–5:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_45care? I used to like watching Ice because
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5:42–5:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_46I want to see Ice. I want to see like 50
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5:45–5:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_47random idiots from Kick or whatever
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5:47–5:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_48streamers they are. These events
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5:51–5:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_49Ice does are so rubbish, like his prison
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5:54–5:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_50house stuff, so rubbish.
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5:57–5:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_51I tried watching it, it's so bad. It's
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6:00–6:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_52just like a bunch of idiots screaming at
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6:03–6:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_53each other in a house. I don't know why
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6:05–6:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_54Ice does this rubbish.
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6:07–6:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_55Just go out on the street and do IRL, for
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6:11–6:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_56This Hunger Games thing is so played out.
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6:17–6:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_57So many creators have done it and it's
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6:21–6:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_58never interesting.
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6:23–6:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_59Oh God, I'm sweating so bad. I just dug 2
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6:26–6:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_60holes in the garden for my mum.
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6:29–6:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_61We got this new shovel. It's like a
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6:33–6:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_62pointed shovel. It made it so easy to dig
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6:35–6:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_63the hole. I can't believe I dug that big
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6:38–6:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_64hole back in 2020 using a flat edge spade.
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6:39–6:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_65She's got these new pointed spades.
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6:44–6:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_66It's so easy. It's like stabbing the
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6:48–6:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_67ground with a sword.
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6:51–6:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_68It was actually kind of fun. I dug it too
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6:55–6:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_69deep though. Because I got carried away.
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6:58–6:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_70And then I kicked my football. It's really
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7:01–7:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_71hard because the football's really small
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7:04–7:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_72and I'm wearing sandals, flip-flops.
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7:06–7:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_73Yeah, I dug with slippers on. I don't
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7:11–7:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_74understand why people were saying I need
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7:14–7:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_75to step on the spade to dig when it's way
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7:16–7:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_76easier if I just squat on the floor and go
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7:19–7:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_77like that into the ground. That's way
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7:22–7:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_78easier.
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7:24–7:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_79To begin with, yeah, I would use my foot
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7:28–7:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_80to start making the hole, but once the
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7:31–7:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_81hole is formed, I will then prefer to be
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7:34–7:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_82lower down to the ground so I don't have
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7:37–7:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_83to bend over and hurt my back, because my
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7:39–7:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_84back starts to hurt if I'm standing up
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7:41–7:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_85because I've got to dig in a hole which is
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7:44–7:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_86below where my feet are.
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7:46–7:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_87Well, I don't have much body weight, so
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7:50–7:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_88there's no point in trying to use my body
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7:52–7:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_89weight. My body weight is what,
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7:54–7:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_9050 kg? I think I can easily exert 50
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7:58–8:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_91kg using my arms.
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8:02–8:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_92If I can lift 15 kg dumbbells,
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8:08–8:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_93that's 30 kg, 2 arms.
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8:12–8:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_94I guess that is less than my body weight.
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8:16–8:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_95Yeah. So I remember last stream I said I
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8:21–8:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_96sent a message to the Thai girlfriend and
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8:23–8:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_97then she said bye forever. She then
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8:29–8:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_98blocked me because I went to try and click
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8:30–8:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_99on her profile and it was the same thing
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8:32–8:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_100that Chihiro's profile says when I tried
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8:35–8:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_101to click on it. So at first when they
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8:37–8:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_102block you, you can still see the profile.
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8:39–8:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_103But then you can't see the photos anymore,
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8:44–8:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_104and it will say zero followers, zero
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8:45–8:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_105following, which means they've blocked you
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8:48–8:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_106because now you can't see any of their
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8:50–8:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_107info. Can't believe she blocked me though.
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8:51–8:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_108Why do women always block you when you
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8:57–8:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_109break up? I don't get it.
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8:59–9:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_110Why did I click on the profile? I don't
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9:06–9:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_111know, why not? Just to check.
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9:09–9:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_112Does Danny still have a GF?
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9:15–9:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_113Uh, no, we broke up because I wanted
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9:19–9:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_114to meet Sunny and then she got mad,
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9:24–9:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_115so I said, okay, whatever. I'm still going
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9:32–9:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_116to meet Sunny.
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9:35–9:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_117So I met Sunny last weekend, but I
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9:39–9:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_118didn't film anything cuz I couldn't be
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9:43–9:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_119How do you not know who Sunny is? She was
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9:49–9:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_120the British girl who was in 2 of my
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9:52–9:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_121streams this year in Japan.
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9:54–9:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_122Are you going to Japan again sometime? I
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10:04–10:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_123don't know, to be honest. Right now I'm
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10:07–10:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_124more interested in getting a car.
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10:09–10:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_125So I got approved finance for a Tesla
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10:12–10:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_126Model 3 Long Range All-Wheel Drive. I've
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10:16–10:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_127got 4 days to accept it because I've
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10:19–10:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_128reserved the car, but I don't know.
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10:23–10:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_129It's £5,000 deposit and then £200
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10:25–10:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_130a month for 42 months PCP.
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10:29–10:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_131So I don't even own the car after the
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10:33–10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_132contract ends unless I pay an extra
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10:36–10:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_133£14,000 to buy the car.
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10:38–10:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_134So that'd be like £30,000 after 4 years.
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10:42–10:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_135I don't know, insurance would be like
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10:48–10:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_136£250, £300 a month.
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10:52–10:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_137That's like £500 a month.
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10:56–10:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_138I can't believe they approved me for
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11:03–11:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_139finance. I put my job is entertainer.
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11:04–11:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_140I make £12K a year and they approved me
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11:08–11:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_141for finance. I thought I wouldn't get
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11:11–11:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_142approved for finance. And it's not like
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11:13–11:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_143a crappy Tesla. It's a nice Tesla.
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11:17–11:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1442020, year 2020. It's only got 50,000
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11:21–11:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_145miles. It's this long— it's the— it's not
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11:24–11:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_146the standard model, it's the long range
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11:27–11:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_147model with all-wheel drive, not just
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11:29–11:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_148rear-wheel drive. So it's got like over
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11:32–11:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_149300 miles range on it, not just the
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11:36–11:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_150rubbish standard range, which I think is
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11:38–11:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_151only 200. That's why the insurance is so
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11:40–11:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_152expensive, is because it's the long range
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11:43–11:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_153Spec, not the Standard Range, which is
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11:46–11:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_154kind of annoying. I'd prefer to get the
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11:48–11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_155Standard Range and have lower insurance,
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11:49–11:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_156but the website, they've only got the Long
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11:51–11:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_157Range for some reason.
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11:54–11:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_158Interest rate on the loan, don't know,
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11:59–12:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_159it's like 11%. Let me see.
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12:01–12:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_160So price of the car is £22,000,
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12:06–12:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_161admin fee £99. I put a deposit of £5,000,
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12:10–12:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_162so the loan amount is £17,000.
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12:15–12:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_163Amount of interest, £6,000. Total finance
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12:19–12:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_164amount, £23,000. 42 monthly payments of
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12:23–12:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_165£210. So that's
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12:26–12:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_166like 42 times 210.
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12:31–12:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_167£8,800 plus my deposit. It's like £14,000,
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12:38–12:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_168and then I've got to give the car back
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12:42–12:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_169after 4 years. 42 divided by 12 is what?
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12:44–12:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_170It's like 3 years.
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12:48–12:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_171No, it's 3 years and 6 months.
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12:52–12:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_172Where are you gonna charge it? I can
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12:59–13:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_173charge it at home. You can plug it into
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13:00–13:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_174the 3-pin connector. And it will be like
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13:02–13:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_17550p— I mean, 15p per kilowatt.
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13:05–13:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_176So to fully charge it would be like, I
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13:09–13:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_177don't know, £12, but it would take like 20
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13:11–13:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_178hours. So it recommended you get the home
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13:14–13:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_179charger, but that's like £1,500 for it to
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13:17–13:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_180be installed and everything. Supercharger
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13:20–13:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_181would be more expensive, I guess.
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13:24–13:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_182If I could afford an extra £500 a month,
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13:30–13:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_183I would be tempted, but I'm so broke and I
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13:33–13:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_184can't figure out how to make more money.
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13:35–13:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_185My views just going down and down.
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13:37–13:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_186Nothing goes viral.
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13:39–13:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_187I'd have to get a job, I guess. Work like
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13:44–13:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_188one week a month. How much would I make?
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13:50–13:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_189To make £500 a month extra.
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13:54–13:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_190How much do I earn per day? Well, off
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14:02–14:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_191YouTube right now, I'm making between £800
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14:05–14:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_192and £1,000 on YouTube, which is not
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14:08–14:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_193very good.
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14:11–14:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_194No, I'd need to make an extra £500 a month
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14:25–14:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_195to be able to pay for this Tesla,
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14:28–14:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_196but I don't know if it's worth it. Maybe
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14:33–14:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_197I'll just get a normal car like a Toyota
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14:35–14:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_198Prius. They're pretty good.
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14:38–14:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_199It's tempting. It's home delivered as
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14:44–14:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_200well. I could just sign the document, but
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14:46–14:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_201I have to sell some stocks to free up the
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14:50–14:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_202£5,000, which would take a few days.
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14:51–14:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_203But I'd probably get bored of it. I'd
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15:00–15:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_204probably just feel bored after a week and
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15:01–15:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_205then regret it, and I'll be like, oh no,
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15:05–15:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_206I gotta pay £500 a month for this
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15:06–15:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_207stupid Tesla. If it was gonna make me
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15:10–15:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_208money, then I'd do it. But I don't know
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15:13–15:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_209how to make money using it. I could try
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15:17–15:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_210and make videos, but they're not gonna get
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15:19–15:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_211any views. I've seen other channels where
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15:21–15:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_212they've got like 40-50k subs and they've
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15:23–15:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_213done a good review of the Tesla, and after
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15:26–15:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_214a year they've only gotten like 30k views.
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15:29–15:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_215And it was a good video, a small channel,
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15:31–15:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_216so they got— fucking drilling outside.
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15:35–15:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_217No one cares about Teslas anymore unless
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15:48–15:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_218it's the latest model like the Cybertruck
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15:51–15:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_219or something. No one cares about watching
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15:54–15:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_220a video about 5-year-old Tesla Model 3,
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15:56–15:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_221do they?
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15:59–15:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_222Start driving Uber. I looked into Uber.
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16:04–16:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_223You've got to get a license, like, uh,
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16:07–16:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_224it's called PCO license. I forgot what it
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16:10–16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_225means. Basically a taxi driver
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16:13–16:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_226license. So you gotta pass a bunch of
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16:17–16:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_227tests, background check, you gotta take a
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16:18–16:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_228topographical test of your knowledge on
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16:22–16:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_229London routes, which is stupid because I'm
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16:26–16:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_230not even going to be driving in London.
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16:28–16:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_231But because it's a London test, it's
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16:31–16:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_232called TfL something London.
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16:34–16:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_233So you need that license and it's like
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16:38–16:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_234£700. And then you need
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16:40–16:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_235to get insurance as well. If you're going
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16:44–16:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_236to do delivery work or taxi work, you need
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16:45–16:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_237different insurance. It's called hire and
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16:48–16:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_238reward insurance.
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16:50–16:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_239It's such a pain to get anything done. I
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16:55–16:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_240tried signing up to Amazon Flex and it
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16:57–17:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_241says, it says, um, there's no delivery
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17:00–17:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_242sites in your area looking for drivers.
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17:04–17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_243So that's rubbish, isn't it?
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17:07–17:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_244Well, I got the Amazon Flex app thinking,
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17:12–17:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_245oh, I just sign up and then I can get work
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17:15–17:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_246delivering parcels. It's not that easy
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17:18–17:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_247because there's like 1,000 other people
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17:20–17:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_248thinking the same thing Amazon
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17:22–17:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_249doesn't need 1,000 drivers in the same
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17:26–17:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_250area, so then you end up having to wait.
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17:28–17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_251You get put on a waiting list, sitting
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17:30–17:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_252there waiting for months or who knows how
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17:31–17:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_253Why is everything so annoying? Nothing's
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17:37–17:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_254Maybe I could try Deliveroo.
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17:54–17:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_255Maybe that's easier. But then imagine
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17:57–17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_256delivering burgers in a Tesla. That's just
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17:59–18:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_257kind of weird, isn't it?
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18:02–18:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_258Imagine you go to the Amazon warehouse to
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18:05–18:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_259go pick up your parcels in a Tesla. It
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18:08–18:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_260looks so weird. They'd be like, oh, rich
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18:10–18:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_261boy, why do you need to deliver parcels if
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18:13–18:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_262you're so rich with your Tesla?
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18:16–18:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_263I'd be kind of embarrassed pulling up at
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18:19–18:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_264the Tesla— I mean, the Amazon depot in a
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18:22–18:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_265My sister said if you get a Tesla, you
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18:28–18:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_266drive it in London, you're gonna get
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18:30–18:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_267robbed. I thought, yeah, it is a bit scary
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18:31–18:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_268because it's such a nice-looking car. All
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18:35–18:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_269the thieves are gonna be eyeing it,
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18:37–18:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_270aren't they?
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18:38–18:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_271So yeah, maybe I get a Toyota Prius
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18:48–18:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_272instead. You can get those for a couple
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18:50–18:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_273thousand pounds. They've got hybrid
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18:52–18:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_274engine, cheap to insure.
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18:54–18:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_275I don't know what to get now. Or maybe
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18:58–18:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_276I'll just get any crappy car.
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18:59–19:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_277As long as it's diesel, it should have
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19:03–19:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_278good fuel economy. But I
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19:05–19:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_279want the Tesla. It looks cool and it's got
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19:08–19:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_280cameras on it. And you can automatically
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19:10–19:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_281heat up the seats from your phone.
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19:13–19:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_282The Hyundai Ioniq Electric looks quite
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19:21–19:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_283good, and it's basically the same cost
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19:24–19:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_284to run it as a Tesla. Like, it's as cheap
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19:27–19:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_285as a Tesla to charge, but it's way cheaper
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19:30–19:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_286for insurance, and it's much cheaper for
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19:33–19:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_287the car. Like 7K, 6 to 8K.
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19:36–19:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_288What if you get a Tesla and only end up
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19:44–19:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_289using it once a week? Yeah, that's the
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19:47–19:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_290problem. Unless I could get a job
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19:49–19:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_291where I need the Tesla, like delivering,
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19:53–19:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_292but it's not easy because I live,
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19:58–20:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_293I live in the middle of nowhere. Who's
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20:01–20:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_294going to Deliver stuff here.
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20:03–20:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_295Maybe I just go to the dealership with my
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20:11–20:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_296mum and then see if they got a cheap car.
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20:13–20:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_297I thought Amazon Flex idea was good.
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20:20–20:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_298Sounded easy.
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20:23–20:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_299Dave Gibson's outside. With the trimmer
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20:27–20:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_300thing making noise.
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20:31–20:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_301Can you hear it?
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20:35–20:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_302It's hard to talk now hearing that,
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20:43–20:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_303but the good thing about dealership is you
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20:53–20:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_304can see the car you can see loads of cars
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20:55–20:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_305all at once instead of— I don't want to go
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20:58–21:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_306to some person's house on the street.
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21:01–21:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_307I'd rather do it at a dealership if I had
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21:05–21:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_308to get a car.
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21:08–21:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_309I can't concentrate talking hearing that
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21:13–21:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_310buzzing in the background.
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21:15–21:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_311It's completely stopped my mind from
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21:44–21:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_312being able to talk now. I can't even make
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21:47–21:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_313a sentence with that in the background.
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21:51–21:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_314Oh my God.
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21:52–21:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_315But the thing is, I don't think I like the
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22:22–22:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_316Model 3. Isn't it really low down? I don't
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22:24–22:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_317like those cars where you're sitting
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22:28–22:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_318really low, like Honda Civic. They're
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22:29–22:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_319called bucket seats, aren't they? It's
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22:32–22:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_320supposed to make it feel like it goes
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22:34–22:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_321faster because you're lower to the ground.
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22:36–22:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_322I hate those cars. Stupid. They— people
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22:38–22:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_323look stupid driving them as well because
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22:40–22:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_324they're like, they're sitting in the car
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22:43–22:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_325like this. They're like this.
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22:45–22:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_326They look so stupid, and you can't see
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22:50–22:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_327anything because you're so low down in the
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22:53–22:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_328car. But people think they look cool
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22:54–22:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_329driving a Honda Civic. They're like, oh,
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22:58–23:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_330I'm a racer, I like driving, it's fun.
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23:00–23:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_331It's not fun. You just press a pedal and
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23:03–23:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_332it moves. We talk— I don't understand
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23:06–23:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_333people who are like, oh, it's more fun to
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23:08–23:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_334drive. You press a pedal and it goes.
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23:11–23:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_335It's all the same. The hell are you
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23:14–23:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_336talking about? Fun to drive? What the hell
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23:15–23:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_337does fun to drive mean? Weird. All these—
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23:17–23:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_338they're called petrolheads. People who are
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23:21–23:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_339really into cars. I think they're kind of
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23:24–23:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_340sad because they're like, oh, listen to
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23:27–23:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_341the engine. Oh wow, it's loud.
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23:30–23:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_342Grow up. I don't
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23:34–23:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_343want to get a car because it's fun. I want
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23:38–23:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_344to get one because it's convenient and
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23:41–23:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_345it's comfortable. How's it fun?
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23:42–23:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_346People are weird.
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23:49–23:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_347But I wouldn't want to get the Model 3 if
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23:54–23:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_348it's like a low-down seat. Which I think
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23:56–23:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_349it might be. Imagine I get the Model 3 and
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24:00–24:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_350it arrives and I don't like it, because I
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24:02–24:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_351don't think I've sat in one before. I sat
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24:05–24:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_352in the Model Y in Thailand and I quite
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24:06–24:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_353liked it because it's an SUV.
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24:08–24:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_354I can't get the Model Y, it's too
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24:15–24:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_355expensive. It's like £28,000
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24:16–24:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_356and the insurance is even more expensive
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24:21–24:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_357for Model Y than There's no way I could
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24:23–24:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_358get that.
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24:25–24:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_359So it's probably a better idea if I go to
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24:36–24:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_360a dealership and then sit in a bunch of
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24:38–24:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_361cars and then see if I can get finance on
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24:40–24:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_362something more reasonable, like a Toyota
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24:42–24:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_363Prius, or what's that other car?
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24:45–24:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_364Hyundai Ioniq.
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24:50–24:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_365I thought if I drive, Sunny can dish out
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24:55–24:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_366the parcels, but I can't get
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24:59–25:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_367any work. Stupid Amazon. Took ages
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25:03–25:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_368to sign up to it and now it just says,
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25:07–25:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_369sorry, not looking for new partners.
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25:08–25:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_370And I don't know if I can just go to a new
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25:13–25:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_371area and then it would look for work
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25:15–25:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_372there. Sorry, there aren't any delivery
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25:17–25:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_373sites in your area looking for new
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25:20–25:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_374delivery partners at the moment. Check
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25:22–25:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_375back regularly to see if any openings
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25:24–25:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_376become available. What does that mean?
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25:26–25:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_377What, no one in the entire country of the
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25:30–25:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_378UK? There's not, not a single parcel
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25:33–25:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_379that needs to be delivered?
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25:37–25:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_380What a load of rubbish.
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25:43–25:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_381Unless there's like 10,000 drivers who
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25:46–25:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_382just signed up and they're waiting and I'm
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25:49–25:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_383on the waiting list.
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25:52–25:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_384I was really excited about it. I thought
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26:03–26:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_385you just sign up and then you go to the
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26:06–26:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_386Amazon warehouse and pick up the boxes. I
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26:07–26:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_387don't think you have to wait. Does it mean
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26:10–26:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_388I'm on a waiting list or there's just no
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26:13–26:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_389deliveries? Like no one's buying stuff on
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26:14–26:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_390Amazon anymore.
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26:17–26:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_391All my plans ruined. I was going to get
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26:25–26:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_392the Tesla and do Amazon.
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26:27–26:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_393Do you think unemployed people without 5
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26:37–26:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_394years experience can actually get jobs?
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26:40–26:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_395Yes, I do. I got the job at the petrol
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26:42–26:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_396station and they didn't care. They just
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26:46–26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_397said, when can you start? People don't
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26:49–26:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_398care. They want staff. As long as you're
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26:51–26:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_399not a criminal and you can get
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26:54–26:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_400there, they don't care. When I interviewed
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26:58–27:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_401at the petrol station, she wasn't like,
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27:02–27:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_402what was your previous 5 years employment?
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27:04–27:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_403Why haven't you had a job since 2011?
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27:07–27:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_404Why do you think they care though?
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27:11–27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_405She just said, when can you start?
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27:22–27:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_406I doubt much has changed since those days.
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27:29–27:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_407Warehouses near your area don't need
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27:35–27:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_408people. So what do I do? Just wait?
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27:37–27:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_409How long? It should have a number saying
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27:41–27:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_410what list, what number in the queue I am
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27:43–27:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_411until I get— what does it mean though?
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27:48–27:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_412When they need people, would the job pop
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27:52–27:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_413up, or do I still have to wait because I'm
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27:55–27:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_414not like officially accepted yet?
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27:58–28:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_415I mean, obviously the only job I'd do is
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28:06–28:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_416unskilled work because I don't have any
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28:08–28:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_417skills. That's all I'd get.
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28:10–28:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_418Delivery driving is the worst. I watched
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28:26–28:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_419some videos of someone else doing it. It
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28:29–28:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_420looked easy. You just go to the warehouse,
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28:31–28:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_421scan the items, you put it in your car,
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28:33–28:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_422and then you follow the app, knock on the
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28:35–28:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_423door, give the parcel, next one. Do it for
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28:38–28:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_424like 3 hours. And go home.
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28:42–28:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_425Easy. The only thing I'd be
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28:46–28:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_426scared of is if there's dogs. I don't like
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28:50–28:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_427dogs. Dogs scare me.
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28:54–28:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_428Or angry people. Or I don't
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29:00–29:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_429know, what if I
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29:04–29:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_430heard some people do weird stuff, like
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29:10–29:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_431they demand you give them the parcel even
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29:13–29:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_432if they can't verify their ID or
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29:15–29:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_433something. Or you get sent to
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29:18–29:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_434weird places like a farm, and then you
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29:21–29:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_435gotta walk down the trail to get to the
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29:24–29:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_436door. Maybe it isn't as easy as I
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29:26–29:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_437think.
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29:30–29:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_438I also heard that if a Tesla— if the
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29:34–29:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_439battery dies, gets to 0%, the doors don't
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29:37–29:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_440open. What if you're inside of it and it
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29:40–29:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_441dies and then you can't get out? It's like
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29:44–29:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_442that— what's that thing in Fallout? You
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29:47–29:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_443know, the Brotherhood of Steel, the big
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29:50–29:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_444armor? In the show, the Squire
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29:51–29:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_445pulls out the fusion core, shutting it
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29:55–29:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_446down, and the black guy inside is trapped
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29:58–30:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_447inside of it. Left to die. That's what the
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30:01–30:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_448Tesla's like, isn't it? You can't get out
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30:03–30:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_449of it then if the battery dies. That's so
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30:06–30:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_450stupid.
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30:09–30:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_451I saw a short on YouTube. He said if your
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30:13–30:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_452battery dies, you can't open the door
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30:15–30:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_453unless you jumpstart the battery using
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30:17–30:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_454jumpstart pack. But what if that's in the
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30:20–30:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_455back, in the boot, and you can't open it
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30:24–30:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_456because the battery's dead? Sounds kind of
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30:27–30:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_457stupid. I don't know, some things I don't
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30:28–30:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_458like about the Tesla, like why can't you
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30:30–30:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_459just have a key that opens the door? Why
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30:33–30:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_460do you need a stupid app to open the door?
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30:34–30:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_461And I don't like how there's no buttons.
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30:41–30:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_462You should have some buttons. Everything
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30:43–30:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_463shouldn't be done on the tablet screen.
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30:44–30:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_464Maybe I wouldn't like a Tesla. I don't
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30:49–30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_465know. Did I miss anything?
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30:52–30:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_466Yeah, I signed up for Amazon delivery and
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30:55–30:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_467there's no jobs.
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30:57–30:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_468I got all excited thinking, oh, I'm gonna
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31:02–31:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_469make £3,000 a month. All I have to do is
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31:04–31:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_470deliver 5 hours a day. I signed up,
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31:07–31:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_471got approved, and there's no jobs.
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31:10–31:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_472It just says, sorry, there aren't any
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31:14–31:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_473delivery sites in your area. I don't
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31:16–31:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_474even know where the closest Amazon depot
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31:20–31:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_475is. It's probably miles away.
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31:22–31:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_476Amazon depot.
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31:25–31:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_477There's no way that's the nearest one.
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31:29–31:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_478140 miles away.
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31:31–31:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_479Maybe I type in Amazon Flex pickup point.
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31:36–31:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_48050 miles away.
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31:40–31:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_481Weybridge. It'll take
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31:44–31:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_482an hour and a half to get to the closest
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31:48–31:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_483Amazon warehouse. Oh my god, I can't do
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31:51–31:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_484this. There's no Amazon warehouses
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31:54–31:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_485anywhere near where I live. I'd have to
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31:58–32:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_486drive an hour and a half to even get
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32:00–32:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_487there. I'm screwed.
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32:04–32:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_488I thought I could do this to make some
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32:08–32:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_489extra money.
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32:10–32:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_490I can't do anything in the app. I can't
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32:14–32:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_491change my location. I open the app and all
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32:16–32:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_492it says is there's no delivery sites in
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32:19–32:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_493your area.
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32:22–32:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_494How harsh is your mum asking for the $10K?
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32:37–32:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_495She doesn't even care.
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32:40–32:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_496She's like, oh, just pay her back whatever
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32:43–32:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_497you can, whenever, Daniel. Why are
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32:45–32:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_498people thinking she's like, you have to
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32:49–32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_499pay me $500 a month or else I'm kicking
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32:52–32:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_500you out? People have weird ideas.
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32:53–32:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_501I saw on the subreddit they're whining
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32:57–32:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_502about how my mum should kick me out.
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32:59–33:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_503If she kicks me out, it will just take me
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33:02–33:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_504longer to pay her back because then I've
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33:05–33:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_505got to pay rent, don't I, to get my own
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33:07–33:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_506place? That doesn't make any sense. If she
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33:10–33:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_507wants her money back faster, it makes
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33:12–33:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_508more sense for me to stay at home.
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33:16–33:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_509So if I got to— if I had to get my own
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33:24–33:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_510place and it's like £800 a month and I've
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33:26–33:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_511got to buy food, I'm paying like £1,000 a
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33:30–33:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_512month. And then I get a job and I'm making
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33:32–33:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_513minimum wage, so £1,500 a month. There's
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33:35–33:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_514only £500 left after I pay my rent and
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33:39–33:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_515food.
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33:40–33:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_516So I mean,
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33:44–33:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_517I have to pay other things like internet,
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33:47–33:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_518water, electricity. There would be barely
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33:49–33:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_519anything left. There'd be like a couple
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33:51–33:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_520hundred pounds left after I get paid if I
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33:53–33:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_521had to move out and live on my own.
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33:55–33:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_522Plus my YouTube money, I guess. But then I
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33:58–34:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_523would have— I wouldn't really have much
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34:01–34:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_524time to do YouTube because I'd be working,
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34:03–34:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_525wouldn't I? So my YouTube money would go
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34:04–34:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_526down loads, so I wouldn't be able to pay
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34:07–34:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_527her back any faster. In fact, it would
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34:10–34:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_528just take longer.
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34:12–34:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_529They want you to live independently. I
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34:19–34:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_530did. I lived in Manchester for 6
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34:21–34:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_531months. And I lived in Thailand for 2
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34:25–34:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_532years. I lived in Japan for like 2 years.
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34:28–34:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_533I lived independently or with a girlfriend
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34:31–34:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_534or wife loads of times.
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34:35–34:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_535So are they saying living with a
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34:51–34:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_536girlfriend or wife doesn't count? What?
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34:53–34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_537Half the population of the world are
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34:55–34:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_538either living with a wife or a girlfriend.
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34:58–35:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_539So are they not living independently?
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35:00–35:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_540What a stupid argument.
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35:03–35:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_541I've lived away from my childhood home
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35:07–35:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_542loads of times.
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35:11–35:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_543It doesn't really mean anything. I— it
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35:24–35:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_544didn't change me or make me grow up as a
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35:26–35:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_545They got really dumb arguments on that
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35:34–35:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_546subreddit. It's like they're just trying
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35:38–35:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_547to attack everyone. First they attacked
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35:41–35:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_548Sunny, like trying to dox her and stuff,
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35:43–35:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_549and then they got bored of that. So then
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35:45–35:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_550they started calling me a P-word,
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35:46–35:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_551which no one cared about because it's a
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35:50–35:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_552load of rubbish. And then they started
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35:52–35:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_553attacking my mum for letting me live with
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35:54–35:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_554her as a 30-something-year-old.
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35:58–35:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_555No, the subreddit didn't spook Sunny to
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36:12–36:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_556leave. She came last weekend, so it had no
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36:15–36:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_557effect because she still came. They fired
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36:18–36:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_558their biggest gun and it missed, so they
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36:21–36:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_559probably feel like, oh, give up on Sunny.
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36:26–36:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_560She's just another mentally ill weirdo if
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36:28–36:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_561she still likes Daniel. That's what they
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36:31–36:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_562think. So they gave up on her, now they're
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36:33–36:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_563attacking my mum. They're such a bunch of
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36:36–36:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_564Hire a Tesla for a month. Yeah, I went on
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36:45–36:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_565to the rental sites. You can hire a Model
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36:47–36:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_566X for like £600 for a week.
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36:50–36:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_567No, I don't want to. It's either I I get
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36:56–36:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_568it and it's mine or I don't get it at all.
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37:00–37:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_569Yeah, if I don't get the Tesla, I think
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37:04–37:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_570the Prius seems quite good. The fuel
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37:07–37:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_571economy is really good.
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37:09–37:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_572I was asking AI if you drive 100
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37:15–37:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_573miles, which is cheaper, Toyota Prius,
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37:19–37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_574Tesla, or diesel car? And The electric
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37:21–37:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_575cars always come out the cheapest. It
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37:25–37:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_576doesn't really matter if it's a Tesla or
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37:28–37:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_577Hyundai Ioniq, still around the same. It
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37:29–37:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_578said like £7 to drive 100 miles, I think.
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37:32–37:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_579And then the diesel was nearly double of
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37:37–37:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_580electric charging, and petrol
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37:44–37:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_581was even more expensive. Hybrid was like
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37:48–37:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_582around same area as diesel. So if you're
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37:51–37:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_583not gonna get electric, probably diesel is
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37:54–37:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_584the next best option.
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37:57–37:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_585And the Prius, you can get like a cheap
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38:03–38:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_586Prius, couple thousand pounds. I saw this
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38:05–38:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_587black one, £4,000, but they will have
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38:07–38:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_588loads of miles on it because they're
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38:10–38:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_589usually ex-taxi cars, like 200,000
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38:12–38:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_590miles, 150,000 miles. It's hard to
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38:16–38:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_591choose. Either you get a cheap car but
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38:20–38:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_592then the fuel's expensive, or you get an
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38:22–38:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_593expensive EV but it's
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38:23–38:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_594cheaper to charge it, but then you got
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38:27–38:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_595more expensive insurance. So in the end,
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38:29–38:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_596it's all come— it comes back to the same
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38:33–38:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_597amount, doesn't it?
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38:35–38:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_598If I had a kid in Sunny's class found out
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38:46–38:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_599who she hangs out with, I would get your
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38:49–38:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_600kid out of the class. Why?
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38:51–38:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_601I'm not a criminal or anything.
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38:58–39:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_602Why is insurance more for an EV? Well,
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39:25–39:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_603usually the cars,
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39:28–39:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_604they're like more expensive to make.
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39:31–39:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_605Because they got all the tech in it, and
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39:34–39:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_606they're harder to repair because they need
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39:37–39:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_607special parts, whereas some crappy Toyota
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39:41–39:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_608Prius from 2010 would be easy to repair
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39:44–39:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_609because there's loads of parts.
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39:46–39:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_610And Teslas are seen as like a luxury car,
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39:50–39:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_611so it's more expensive than
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39:54–39:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_612like a Hyundai Ioniq.
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39:57–39:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_613There's so much choice. I don't know what
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40:04–40:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_614Yeah, well, if I had a kid in my class
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40:16–40:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_615with a parent like you, I'd kick the kid
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40:18–40:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_616out. Be like, wow, your dad's a dickhead.
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40:20–40:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_617Get out of my class.
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40:23–40:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_618There's nothing wrong with hanging out
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40:40–40:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_619with me. I've got no criminal record.
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40:42–40:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_620Don't do anything weird.
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40:44–40:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_621No, I don't do OnlyFans anymore,
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40:49–40:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_622actually. I bet there's
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40:51–40:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_623loads of teachers who do OnlyFans on the
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40:56–40:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_624side as well.
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40:58–40:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_625Fuel is really deciding factor for buying
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41:06–41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_626a car. Yeah, maybe,
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41:08–41:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_627because the expense of the car and the
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41:13–41:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_628insurance probably wipe out any savings
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41:15–41:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_629you make. From the fuel unless you
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41:18–41:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_630drive it for like 20 years.
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41:21–41:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_631But I got approved. I can get the Tesla
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41:28–41:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_632now if I just sign the dotted line.
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41:32–41:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_633They'll deliver it to my home as well.
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41:34–41:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_634Tesla Model 3 Long Range.
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41:37–41:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_635No, I don't want to pay £500 a month.
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41:43–41:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_636I don't know what to do anymore. I want to
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42:00–42:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_637make more money, but I don't know how.
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42:03–42:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_638Ah, stupid YouTube doesn't work anymore.
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42:09–42:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_639Getting like 4K views every upload.
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42:13–42:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_640It's just not working. And because there's
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42:22–42:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_641no growth, it's so boring. Do you know how
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42:25–42:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_642boring it is to do something where there's
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42:28–42:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_643zero growth? It's not exciting or
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42:30–42:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_644fun anymore.
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42:34–42:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_645I don't know why I can't just get any
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42:41–42:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_646growth. Not even a tiny trickle of growth.
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42:42–42:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_647Why is it like that? Why is it like every
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42:47–42:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_648YouTube channel that's older than 6 or 7
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42:50–42:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_649years, they will die and then they don't
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42:53–42:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_650get any views anymore? Maybe like 1
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42:55–42:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_651out of 50, they'll get more views than
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42:59–43:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_652usual. So unfair.
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43:01–43:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_653And then you see some random channel that
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43:05–43:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_654was made 2 months ago blow up and get a 10
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43:07–43:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_655million view viral.
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43:08–43:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_656And then you check back on them a couple
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43:12–43:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_657years later and oh look, their channel
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43:14–43:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_658died as well. Stupid website this is.
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43:16–43:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_659Why is the algorithm designed to make
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43:29–43:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_660older channels die like that?
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43:32–43:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_661Uh, I don't
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43:39–43:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_662Why did Thai girl block you? Probably
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44:00–44:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_663because she wants to move on.
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44:02–44:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_664She's scared if she keeps talking to me,
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44:06–44:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_665she might change her mind or something.
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44:08–44:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_666She's probably already emotionally
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44:17–44:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_667detached. Or she's like on the process of
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44:18–44:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_668detaching and talking to me would make
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44:23–44:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_669that difficult, so she blocked me.
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44:26–44:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_670How do you know she blocked you? Because
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44:32–44:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_671when you go on her account, I can't see
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44:34–44:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_672any of it. Just like when Chihiro blocked
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44:36–44:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_673Just another cheerleader. Oh,
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44:49–44:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_674fucking fine.
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44:54–44:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_675Ah, I missed it! Fucking hell, how did
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45:17–45:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_676I miss it? It was right in front of me.
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45:21–45:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_677God damn it,
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45:25–45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_678I missed it again.
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45:34–45:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_679Missed it twice.
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45:40–45:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_680I hate these damn flies, why don't they
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45:44–45:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_681piss off? They got the entire world
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45:46–45:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_682to fly around, they fly into the house and
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45:50–45:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_683then get stuck here. Idiots.
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45:52–45:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_684Do I still do gaming videos? Not recently
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45:56–45:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_685because there's no new games coming out.
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46:00–46:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_686I think that Wukong: Black Myth It's the
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46:01–46:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_687next big game to come out, but it looks so
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46:05–46:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_688boring. It's like an Elden Ring wannabe.
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46:07–46:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_689And then there's some Star Wars game
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46:11–46:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_690coming out end of August, Star Wars
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46:12–46:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_691Outlaws, made by Ubisoft. Open world game.
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46:14–46:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_692I could try that.
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46:19–46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_693The problem is Wukong is £50.
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46:22–46:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_694I don't want to waste £50 and then grind
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46:26–46:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_695out a bunch of videos and they will flop.
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46:30–46:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_696I don't really want to play it. It looks
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46:33–46:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_697really boring. You're like a monkey that
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46:35–46:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_698can shapeshift and then you fight mythical
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46:39–46:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_699monsters. It looks so boring. £50?
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46:42–46:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_700Ugh, I can't— I can't play it for 2 hours
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46:46–46:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_701and then refund it because it's not enough
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46:50–46:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_702time to make guides, and guides is where
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46:52–46:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_703the money is. Do not buy doesn't work
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46:56–46:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_704anymore. I need to make guides, but that
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46:57–47:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_705means I gotta play this stupid game. I
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47:01–47:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_706don't wanna play it. And the CPM
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47:03–47:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_707sucks. Even if I get 10k views, it will
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47:07–47:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_708make $15 probably.
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47:08–47:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_709And some of my Elden Ring videos got 8k
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47:15–47:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_710views and I just made $10 because the CPM
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47:17–47:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_711is rubbish. It's better to do tech videos
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47:20–47:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_712because they get really high CPM. Well,
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47:24–47:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_713the Samsung Fold videos did way better for
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47:26–47:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_714way less views, but then I didn't make any
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47:30–47:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_715money because I made a mistake and I lost
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47:33–47:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_716my Flip 4.
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47:35–47:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_717Oh, thanks, No Name, very kind
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47:39–47:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_718of ye.
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47:43–47:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_719Are you financially devastated? Uh,
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47:46–47:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_720no, my stocks bounced back up.
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47:50–47:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_721It's just YouTube is making such rubbish
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47:55–47:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_722money now, I can't do anything because
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47:58–48:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_723I've got to pay back this debt, pay back
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48:04–48:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_724the credit card.
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48:07–48:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_725How long do you think I have to wait until
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48:16–48:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_726Amazon gives me jobs? Because what if it
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48:18–48:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_727pops up a job and I don't have a car?
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48:22–48:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_728Maybe I should buy the car.
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48:24–48:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_729Very tricky. Work at the petrol station
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48:57–49:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_730weekends, but the Nepal guy is still
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49:02–49:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_731there. Maybe if he wasn't there, I might
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49:04–49:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_732have thought about it. I'm not going back
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49:08–49:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_733there if he's still there. Try Uber
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49:10–49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_734Eats. Is it easy to
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49:14–49:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_735sign up to it? I don't know.
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49:17–49:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_736How do I make an extra £500 a month to
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49:27–49:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_737finance my Tesla?
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49:31–49:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_738What do you have to do in the petrol
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49:35–49:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_739station job? So many things.
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49:36–49:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_740First you go in and then you check the
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49:39–49:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_741expired donuts and the bagels and stuff,
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49:42–49:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_742chuck them out, and you count how many you
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49:45–49:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_743need to make to replace the old ones. And
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49:47–49:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_744then you walk around, look for expiry
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49:51–49:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_745dates on the food, and then chuck those
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49:52–49:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_746out, and then put new labels for the new
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49:55–49:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_747dates, discount labels, stuff like that.
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49:58–50:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_748Got to— well, apart from just standing at
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50:01–50:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_749the till every time a customer comes So
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50:04–50:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_750when they get fuel, you gotta press the OK
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50:07–50:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_751button to release the fuel. Then you gotta
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50:09–50:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_752cook the food, like the hot food, the pies
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50:13–50:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_753and stuff. What else you do? You got, you
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50:15–50:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_754got to restock the drink shelves. So you
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50:18–50:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_755go into the back and then get a trolley
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50:22–50:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_756and put all the new drinks in the trolley
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50:24–50:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_757and then put it on the shelf.
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50:26–50:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_758You go to the, the drink section, you got
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50:30–50:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_759to like look and then just remember what
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50:32–50:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_760you need. Oh, I need 10 new Cokes, I need
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50:34–50:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_7615 new Sprites, I need 10 Dr. Peppers,
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50:35–50:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_762go in the back, and then you just try and
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50:39–50:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_763remember and get all the stuff, put it in
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50:41–50:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_764the trolley. Took ages
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50:44–50:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_765to do that well.
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50:48–50:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_766And then you got to do your sweeping,
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50:52–50:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_767clean the floor, mopping.
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50:54–50:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_768Oh, what else? So many things. Lottery
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50:57–51:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_769tickets. And then the
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51:00–51:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_770newspapers will come in the morning. The
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51:05–51:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_771newspaperman just dumps a massive stack of
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51:07–51:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_772newspapers and magazines and inserts, and
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51:09–51:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_773then you go individually put the inserts
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51:12–51:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_774into every single newspaper one by one,
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51:14–51:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_775and then stack them back up, and then take
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51:16–51:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_776them out, and then put it into wherever
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51:19–51:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_777they go. I hated the newspapers. No one
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51:21–51:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_778even bought them. What's the point?
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51:25–51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_779Imagine buying a newspaper in 2024 when
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51:26–51:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_780you can just get the news on your phone.
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51:29–51:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_781Who buys a bloody newspaper?
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51:31–51:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_782There's like only 2 men, old men, who
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51:35–51:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_783would come in and buy the newspaper, and
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51:38–51:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_784it costs money. I get the news for free on
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51:40–51:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_785Google or Twitter. Imagine paying £2.50
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51:43–51:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_786for a stupid newspaper. When are they just
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51:48–51:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_787gonna stop making newspapers? Probably in
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51:51–51:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_788like 20 years when all the remaining old
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51:54–51:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_789people die. Because no young people ever
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51:56–51:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_790buys a newspaper.
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51:58–51:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_791Imagine paying for the news and
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52:04–52:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_792it's
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52:14–52:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_793all like mainstream media.
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52:19–52:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_794Propaganda. I'd rather get my news from
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52:23–52:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_795Twitter, from independent resources,
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52:25–52:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_796not stupid Sunday Times, Daily Mirror,
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52:29–52:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_797or whatever, which is all just mainstream
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52:33–52:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_798propaganda. They all got this agenda.
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52:37–52:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_799They won't tell you what's actually
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52:40–52:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_800happening. They'll just tell you what they
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52:41–52:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_801want you to think is happening.
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52:42–52:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_802That's why so many people are stupid,
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52:46–52:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_803because they believe all this rubbish.
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52:48–52:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_804From BBC and Sky News.
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52:50–52:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_805They're all a bunch of losers, all these
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52:56–52:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_806news outlets. They're all just controlled
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52:59–53:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_807by the government.
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53:02–53:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_808Better shut up before Keir Starmer comes
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53:07–53:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_809and locks me up.
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53:09–53:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_810It's getting worse here than it is in
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53:18–53:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_811Thailand. You gotta be careful what
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53:20–53:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_812you say now.
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53:24–53:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_813They're actually locking people up now for
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53:32–53:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_814Facebook posts.
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53:35–53:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_815I get all my news from Elon Musk, Alex
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53:45–53:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_816Jones, and I don't know,
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53:49–53:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_817random people on Twitter who have the
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53:51–53:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_818verified blue tick.
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53:54–53:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_819So the only other job I can do if I give
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54:11–54:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_820up on delivery stuff would be working in a
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54:15–54:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_821shop or cleaning,
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54:18–54:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_822but I'd probably make way more money just
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54:22–54:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_823cleaning toilets, £15 an hour, £12 an
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54:24–54:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_824hour, than doing stupid YouTube.
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54:28–54:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_825Waste of time, this is. Oh, 3K views.
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54:31–54:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_826Wow, made $10. I could literally make $10
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54:35–54:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_827in half an hour cleaning a toilet.
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54:38–54:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_828So fed up with YouTube now.
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54:43–54:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_829Like this livestream today, I'll probably
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54:55–54:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_830do 5 or 6 hours and then I'll make
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54:57–54:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_831Probably $40. $30 to $40,
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55:01–55:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_832which is like, what,
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55:08–55:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_833it's like £30. I could make £30 in
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55:14–55:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_8342 hours cleaning a toilet.
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55:18–55:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_835If I get £12 an hour times
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55:30–55:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_8365 days times 2, yeah, I just have
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55:44–55:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_837to work 2 weeks a month.
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55:49–55:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_838To make what I'm making now on YouTube.
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55:52–55:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_839Are you thinking of getting a job? I don't
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56:07–56:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_840know. Sometimes.
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56:10–56:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_841Because I'm so bored and you can't do
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56:17–56:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_842anything when you don't have any money.
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56:20–56:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_843And YouTube is just not good anymore.
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56:27–56:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_844Views are so rubbish.
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56:30–56:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_845Don't know what to talk about. Got no
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56:35–56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_846content.
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56:37–56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_847It's like it's just getting harder and
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57:00–57:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_848harder to get views on YouTube every year.
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57:02–57:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_849It's very disappointing.
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57:11–57:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_850I just don't want to have to deal with
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57:25–57:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_851people. I just want like some easy task
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57:26–57:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_852that's repetitive and I just do that and
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57:29–57:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_853then I get paid. Without having to work in
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57:33–57:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_854a team or anything.
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57:35–57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_855My mum asked me if I wanted a job at Leeds
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58:02–58:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_856Castle washing dishes.
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58:04–58:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_857That would be so depressing. Going back to
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58:08–58:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_858washing dishes. That was my first job when
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58:12–58:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_859I was 17. I used to wash dishes. Imagine
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58:15–58:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_860going back to that as a 35-year-old.
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58:18–58:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_861I felt so happy when the YouTube channel
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58:37–58:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_862started to take off, and I felt like,
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58:40–58:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_863yes, I'll never have to work again. I've
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58:43–58:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_864made it. I thought I was safe from having
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58:46–58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_865to be part of the real world, and then
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58:49–58:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_866you see it slowly dying in front of your
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58:53–58:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_867eyes. It's so sad.
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58:55–58:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_868I don't know why people don't watch my
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59:01–59:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_869channel anymore.
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59:03–59:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_870It used to be so good. 40K views,
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59:09–59:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_87130K views.
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59:12–59:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_872Now it's so hard to even get 5K views.
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59:26–59:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_873You don't spill good details anymore
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59:50–59:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_874because it doesn't get any views. What's
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59:54–59:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_875I don't have any money to do anything
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1:00:05–1:00:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_876crazy either.
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1:00:07–1:00:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_877That's the problem.
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1:00:30–1:00:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_879Maybe I'll get a job on Amazon Flex one
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1:00:36–1:00:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_880day. It'll pop up, and then I gotta rush
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1:00:38–1:00:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_881out and buy a car, don't I?
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1:00:40–1:00:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_882I would like to do it. It sounds
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1:00:45–1:00:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_883interesting. And then I would have a
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1:00:49–1:00:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_884reason to have a car, wouldn't I?
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1:00:52–1:00:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_885Oh, thanks, Alus. Thanks for watching.
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1:00:56–1:00:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_886Use my mum's car?
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1:01:14–1:01:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_887Uh, I guess that would be cheaper to just
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1:01:19–1:01:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_888add myself onto her policy.
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1:01:22–1:01:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_889Talk about how things were between you and
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1:01:49–1:01:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_890Thai girlfriend when she came to Japan.
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1:01:51–1:01:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_891It was really bad. We had 3 massive
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1:01:54–1:01:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_892fights. When she was in Japan earlier this
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1:01:57–1:02:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_893year. I'll always watch your channel.
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1:02:00–1:02:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_894Oh, thanks. So the first fight,
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1:02:04–1:02:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_895I don't even know why it happened. We— I
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1:02:08–1:02:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_896took her to Tokyo Tower and then I
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1:02:12–1:02:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_897wanted to take her to Roppongi Hills. And
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1:02:15–1:02:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_898then we're at Roppongi Hills or we're on
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1:02:18–1:02:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_899the way there. And then she says, She
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1:02:21–1:02:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_900says, why is it called Roppongi Hills?
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1:02:24–1:02:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_901And I was like, I don't know. And then
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1:02:26–1:02:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_902that made her mad. She got mad when I
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1:02:28–1:02:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_903would say, I don't know.
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1:02:31–1:02:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_904Like it triggered her when I said, I don't
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1:02:34–1:02:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_905know. She said it was like I wasn't
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1:02:37–1:02:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_906interested in talking to her. I said, I
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1:02:41–1:02:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_907don't know why it's called Roppongi Hills.
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1:02:43–1:02:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_908What do you want me to say? So then she
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1:02:45–1:02:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_909gave me silent treatment for like 2 hours,
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1:02:49–1:02:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_910which made me pissed. I was like, why the
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1:02:50–1:02:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_911hell give me silent treatment? So she
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1:02:53–1:02:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_912says, I was mad because you said I don't
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1:02:55–1:02:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_913know. And I was like, what? Why are you
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1:02:57–1:02:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_914getting mad because I said 2 words?
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1:02:59–1:03:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_915There's nothing bad about saying I don't
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1:03:01–1:03:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_916know. You asked me a question I don't know
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1:03:03–1:03:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_917the answer to. The hell am I supposed to
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1:03:06–1:03:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_918Thai women are weird. Like, they get so
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1:03:17–1:03:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_919triggered about money as well. Like, you
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1:03:20–1:03:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_920ask them Are you going to pay? Help me
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1:03:22–1:03:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_921pay. They're like, what? You make me pay?
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1:03:24–1:03:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_922You don't love me. It's so annoying. I
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1:03:28–1:03:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_923just want you to help me out a bit with
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1:03:30–1:03:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_924the money because I'm not Bill Gates. But
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1:03:32–1:03:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_925they're like, oh no, you're the man. You
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1:03:35–1:03:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_926got to pay everything. Fuck off.
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1:03:37–1:03:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_927I'll never date a Thai woman ever again.
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1:03:40–1:03:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_928They got weird ideas of what a man should
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1:03:44–1:03:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_929bring to the table. It's not 1854 where
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1:03:47–1:03:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_930the man has to pay for everything.
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1:03:51–1:03:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_931So then this— so yeah, she gave me silent
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1:03:56–1:03:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_932treatment, which made me angry. We go back
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1:03:59–1:04:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_933to the hotel and then she starts nagging
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1:04:02–1:04:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_934me, and then I just lose it.
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1:04:05–1:04:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_935I smash up the whole room and I
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1:04:08–1:04:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_936accidentally break her iPhone screen,
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1:04:10–1:04:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_937and I hurt my knuckle because I punched I
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1:04:13–1:04:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_938punched the tissue box. The tissue box was
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1:04:18–1:04:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_940caught the corner of the box and I bled
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1:04:20–1:04:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_941everywhere. That was pretty bad.
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1:04:23–1:04:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_942But I was so pissed off that I got silent
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1:04:27–1:04:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_943treatment for nothing. And then she's
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1:04:33–1:04:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_945I haven't done anything wrong. I don't
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1:04:36–1:04:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_946know why I'm getting attacked. So we
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1:04:38–1:04:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_947managed to fix that. But then the next day
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1:04:41–1:04:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_948I take her to Ueno And we see some temples
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1:04:43–1:04:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_949and stuff, and then we go— we walk into
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1:04:46–1:04:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_950like this barbecue place and I get a
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1:04:49–1:04:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_951barbecue wagyu thing. And then on the way
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1:04:51–1:04:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_952out, I want to get a drink, and then she
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1:04:53–1:04:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_953says she'll pay for it, and I'm like, oh,
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1:04:57–1:04:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_954that's nice. But she takes out her
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1:04:58–1:05:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_955Revolut— I mean, her Suica. Good luck in
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1:05:00–1:05:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_956your job search. Oh, thanks, Matthew.
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1:05:03–1:05:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_957She takes out her Suica, which is
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1:05:09–1:05:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_959You're not paying for it. That's my
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1:05:12–1:05:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_960revenue. And then that makes her upset.
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1:05:14–1:05:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_961I'm like, why are you upset? I'm just
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1:05:17–1:05:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_962pointing out that you're not paying for it
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1:05:19–1:05:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_963because it's my money. What do you mean
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1:05:21–1:05:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_964you're paying for it?
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1:05:24–1:05:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_965So then we were standing around like half
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1:05:27–1:05:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_966an hour in Ueno where she was like,
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1:05:29–1:05:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_967do you want to fix our relationship? What
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1:05:36–1:05:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_968do you mean? I didn't break it. You're the
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1:05:39–1:05:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_969one breaking it. Why do I have to fix it?
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1:05:40–1:05:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_970All these stupid fights over nothing.
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1:05:45–1:05:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_971These are the stupidest reasons to have a
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1:05:48–1:05:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_972fight ever.
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1:05:50–1:05:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_973And then I can't remember what else
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1:05:58–1:05:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_974Yeah, it wasn't really a fight, but the
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1:06:06–1:06:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_975last day in Osaka,
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1:06:09–1:06:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_976I couldn't do it. It was like completely
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1:06:12–1:06:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_977soft. I couldn't get it up. And she got
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1:06:16–1:06:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_978upset, which I get.
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1:06:19–1:06:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_979This has happened before. I've had, I've
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1:06:23–1:06:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_980had other girls where I couldn't get it up
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1:06:25–1:06:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_981and then they cried because they thought I
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1:06:27–1:06:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_982didn't like them anymore, which I guess— I
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1:06:30–1:06:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_983mean, does it mean you don't like them
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1:06:33–1:06:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_984anymore if your dick doesn't go hard
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1:06:35–1:06:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_985anymore. It was like completely soft.
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1:06:37–1:06:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_986And I said, yeah, it's not happening.
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1:06:43–1:06:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_987Sorry. She was not happy.
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1:06:45–1:06:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_988I just— I couldn't. It wouldn't go up at
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1:06:51–1:06:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_989So we had all these fights in Japan. It
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1:07:02–1:07:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_991I think that really was like the nail in
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1:07:06–1:07:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_992the coffin.
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1:07:08–1:07:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_993I think after all that,
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1:07:13–1:07:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_994I don't know, she still wanted to be
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1:07:16–1:07:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_995together even after all that, but I didn't
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1:07:21–1:07:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_997I felt like there was just too much
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1:07:27–1:07:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_998damage. Too much damage done. Just let
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1:07:28–1:07:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_999it sink at that point.
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1:07:33–1:07:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1000And sex is weird because sometimes you
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1:07:40–1:07:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1001just don't really feel aroused at all,
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1:07:44–1:07:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1002but then you go to like a different place
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1:07:48–1:07:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1003or different room, or there's like
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1:07:50–1:07:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1004different factors factoring into the
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1:08:02–1:08:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1007Was this your longest relationship? It was
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1:08:10–1:08:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1008about a year and a half, wasn't it? I
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1:08:14–1:08:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1009think Chihiro was longer. Met in October,
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1:08:15–1:08:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1010finished in Was it last month?
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1:08:21–1:08:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1011July? I think it was last month. July
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1:08:25–1:08:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_10122024. Not even 2 years.
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1:08:28–1:08:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1013It was like a year,
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1:08:32–1:08:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1014year and 8 months or 9 months. I think I
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1:08:36–1:08:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1015was with Chihiro 2017 October until
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1:08:40–1:08:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1016January 2020.
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1:08:44–1:08:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1017Nearly 3 years.
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1:08:47–1:08:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1018Relationships are so stressful. Why does
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1:09:08–1:09:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1019it always end in arguing and fighting?
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1:09:11–1:09:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1020Maybe I'm just not good at relationships.
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1:09:17–1:09:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1021It's so difficult. I don't know why it's
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1:09:21–1:09:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1022so difficult.
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1:09:23–1:09:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1023What else happened? Yeah, she kept talking
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1:09:40–1:09:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1024on the phone in the train in Japan. And I
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1:09:46–1:09:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1026in Japan, but she wouldn't listen. She
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1:09:46–1:09:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1027would just be on the phone. Oh my God.
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1:09:49–1:09:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1028Bringing a Thai person to Japan is a
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1:09:53–1:09:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1029nightmare. Because Thai people in
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1:09:58–1:10:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1031can't do in Japan. Like, you can't just
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1:10:00–1:10:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1032simply go up to a stranger and ask for
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1:10:03–1:10:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1033help in Japan. That's weird. You don't
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1:10:08–1:10:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1035help. That's weird.
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1:10:11–1:10:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1036You don't talk on the train in Japan on
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1:10:16–1:10:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1037your phone. It's weird. I felt so
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1:10:17–1:10:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1038embarrassed.
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1:10:19–1:10:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1039She kept going up to Japanese people and
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1:10:32–1:10:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1040asking them in English as if they're going
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1:10:35–1:10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1041to understand. Japanese people don't speak
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1:10:36–1:10:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1042Unless they like work in a hotel or in the
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1:10:42–1:10:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1043tourism industry. Otherwise they're like
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1:10:46–1:10:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1044scared of speaking English or they speak
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1:10:50–1:10:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1045very basic English and then I have to step
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1:10:51–1:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1046in and use Japanese when I
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1:10:54–1:10:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1047could have just Googled what we needed to
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1:10:58–1:10:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1048find out. I met David Bond and he was like
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1:11:00–1:11:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1049that too. He would just like go and grab a
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1:11:04–1:11:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1050train station staff and bring him over to
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1:11:06–1:11:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1051me and then get me to ask him. It was so
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1:11:09–1:11:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1052annoying.
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1:11:11–1:11:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1053Yeah, train station staff are there to
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1:11:22–1:11:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1054help, but it's so annoying trying to do it
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1:11:23–1:11:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1055in English. I only ask for help if I
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1:11:27–1:11:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1056really Need to. Like, I don't have any
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1:11:30–1:11:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1057time. I need to know where to go now.
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1:11:33–1:11:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1058David Bond quit YouTube.
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1:11:40–1:11:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1059I wonder why. Maybe he got demonetized.
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1:11:44–1:11:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1060If I got demonetized, I'd quit too,
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1:11:46–1:11:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1061because there'd be no point doing it
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1:11:48–1:11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1062anymore. I'm not doing this for no money.
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1:11:49–1:11:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1063I'd rather just not do it.
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1:11:51–1:11:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1064There's no point doing YouTube anymore
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1:11:59–1:12:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1065when you get demonetized unless you
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1:12:01–1:12:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1066actually enjoy it, which after 5 to 10
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1:12:04–1:12:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1067years, I'm telling you, no one
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1:12:07–1:12:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1068enjoys doing YouTube anymore after you've
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1:12:10–1:12:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1069done it for like 5 years plus. It's so
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1:12:13–1:12:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1070boring making fucking videos.
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1:12:15–1:12:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1071It's the most boring thing in the world.
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1:12:21–1:12:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1072Oh hey guys, welcome back to another
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1:12:24–1:12:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1073video. Today I talk about blah blah blah
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1:12:26–1:12:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1074blah blah fucking blah. Click on my
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1:12:28–1:12:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1075fucking ads. That's the annoying
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1:12:32–1:12:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1076thing about YouTube because you start it
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1:12:35–1:12:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1077and you love it and it's like, oh wow,
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1:12:37–1:12:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1078I'm a YouTuber, it's so great.
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1:12:38–1:12:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1079And then it's annoying because you get
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1:12:43–1:12:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1080cancelled or you get a scandal and then
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1:12:44–1:12:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1081everyone turns against you. And then after
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1:12:46–1:12:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1082that You just hate it. And then you
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1:12:48–1:12:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1083don't get any virals and your channel
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1:12:52–1:12:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1084dies, and then you feel like, what's the
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1:12:53–1:12:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1085fucking point? This stupid fucking
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1:12:56–1:12:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1086website.
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1:12:58–1:12:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1087Yeah, at first it's cool to be famous,
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1:13:06–1:13:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1088but then the fame goes away,
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1:13:09–1:13:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1089and it's cool to be a YouTuber, but then
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1:13:13–1:13:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1090you get bored of it eventually.
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1:13:17–1:13:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1091Oh, so angry. I feel like so full of anger
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1:13:41–1:13:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1092and frustration.
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1:13:52–1:13:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1093Because it's not going anywhere,
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1:14:18–1:14:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1094is it?
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1:14:21–1:14:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1095Do I do sports? Yeah, I dig holes
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1:14:52–1:14:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1096and I do some gardening, play a bit of
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1:14:56–1:14:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1097football in the garden.
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1:14:59–1:14:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1098I went around the garden yesterday just
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1:15:03–1:15:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1099cutting weeds and nettles and
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1:15:04–1:15:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1100thorns.
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1:15:08–1:15:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1101I'd rather do that than make stupid
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1:15:14–1:15:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1102YouTube videos.
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1:15:16–1:15:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1103Oh my God, the fly's back.
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1:15:21–1:15:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1104Why can't it
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1:15:28–1:15:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1105just stay still? I hate the sound of it.
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1:15:44–1:15:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1106Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz,
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1:15:47–1:15:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1107bzzz. Shut up.
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1:15:49–1:15:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1108Some flies don't make any noise, like
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1:15:55–1:15:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1109daddy long legs and the little ones. I
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1:15:58–1:16:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1110don't mind those because they don't make
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1:16:02–1:16:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1111any noise, but these stupid houseflies,
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1:16:04–1:16:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1112can't they just sit still and shut up?
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1:16:07–1:16:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1113When will Sunny be back?
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1:16:14–1:16:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1114Uh, I don't know, she's broke as well.
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1:16:22–1:16:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1115We're both broke and it costs like £60
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1:16:24–1:16:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1116to £80 for diesel.
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1:16:30–1:16:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1117Oh my God, fucking flew in my face.
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1:16:49–1:16:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1118Shut up. Oh my
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1:16:58–1:17:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1119check stocks. Oh, it's opened. Should I
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1:17:06–1:17:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1120just sell all my stocks and buy the Tesla?
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1:17:10–1:17:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1121Goddamn China stocks won't go up. I'm down
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1:17:20–1:17:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_112218%. Should I just—
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1:17:23–1:17:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1123I could buy a car with my Tesla— I mean,
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1:17:27–1:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1124my China stocks. I've got 1,500 in China.
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1:17:29–1:17:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1125I could just get a car with that.
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1:17:34–1:17:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1126Bitcoin's doing well, back over $60K.
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1:17:39–1:17:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1127He's been losing on China for a month.
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1:17:47–1:17:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1128More like 2 years. I bought China 2 years
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1:17:49–1:17:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1129ago and it's just made me lose £300
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1:17:53–1:17:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1130after 2 years. What a
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1:17:57–1:18:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1131waste of money.
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1:18:01–1:18:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1132Gold's still holding strong.
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1:18:07–1:18:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1133Tesla's not doing anything. It's like
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1:18:10–1:18:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1134stuck around $200.
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1:18:13–1:18:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1135Boring.
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1:18:18–1:18:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1136Why don't you buy Nvidia?
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1:18:27–1:18:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1137Um,
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1:18:31–1:18:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1138I don't know. Don't you think the AI
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1:18:42–1:18:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1139bubble has peaked?
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1:18:44–1:18:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1140I need something soft to swat it because I
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1:19:00–1:19:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1141don't want it to squish on the window. It
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1:19:03–1:19:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1142won't get away from the glass. What if I
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1:19:07–1:19:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1143spray deodorant at it? Where's it gone?
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1:19:09–1:19:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1144Where's he
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1:19:21–1:19:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1145gone now? I need a spray really, but I
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1:19:26–1:19:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1146don't want to poison spray my room when
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1:19:29–1:19:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1147I'm in here.
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1:19:31–1:19:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1148Barrick Gold earnings is next Monday.
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1:19:36–1:19:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1149Hopefully it goes up.
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1:19:40–1:19:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1150Maybe I'll get one of those electric fly
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1:19:45–1:19:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1151swatting things.
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1:19:47–1:19:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1152I've got like 2— so right now I've got 2
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1:19:59–1:20:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1153modes of thinking. Mode 1 is like
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1:20:02–1:20:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1154monk mode. I don't want anything, I don't
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1:20:07–1:20:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1155need things, sorry, I don't need money,
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1:20:10–1:20:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1156I'm fine, I'll just meditate in the
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1:20:12–1:20:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1157garden. And then I've got mode 2 where I'm
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1:20:15–1:20:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1158like, I'm bored, I want a Tesla, and I
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1:20:18–1:20:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1159want this, I want that, maybe I'll just
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1:20:21–1:20:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1160get a job so I make extra money so I can
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1:20:23–1:20:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1161buy stuff and do things. I keep flipping
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1:20:24–1:20:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1162between the 2 modules.
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1:20:27–1:20:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1163Having a Tesla would be cool. But then I
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1:20:31–1:20:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1164need to find a way to make extra money to
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1:20:35–1:20:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1165pay for it.
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1:20:37–1:20:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1166£500 a month doesn't seem like a lot, but
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1:20:44–1:20:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1167I have to pay to charge it too, you know.
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1:20:48–1:20:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1168I think it's like £10,
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1:20:51–1:20:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1169200 miles. £15 maybe?
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1:20:55–1:20:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1170200 miles.
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1:20:59–1:21:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1171Yeah, insurance is about £350.
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1:21:05–1:21:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1172PCP for Tesla is like £200. I already got
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1:21:09–1:21:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1173approved for finance. I've reserved the
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1:21:13–1:21:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1174car, but it only lasts for 5 days.
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1:21:16–1:21:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1175Filled out all the documents. I just have
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1:21:21–1:21:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1176to sign it and then submit. And then pay
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1:21:23–1:21:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1177the money, I guess. I need the 5K for
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1:21:27–1:21:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1178the deposit. How much income declare on
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1:21:32–1:21:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1179PCP? Well, I was honest. I put £12,500
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1:21:35–1:21:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1180a year and they approved me.
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1:21:39–1:21:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_118111% APR.
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1:21:44–1:21:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1182Yeah, I guess I won't do it. It would be
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1:21:51–1:21:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1183cool though. Imagine seeing my Tesla sat
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1:21:53–1:21:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1184in the driveway. That would be nice.
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1:21:56–1:21:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1185People would be like, wow, Daniel got a
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1:22:00–1:22:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1186Tesla, his YouTube channel must be doing
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1:22:03–1:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1187well. Nope.
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1:22:06–1:22:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1188I might not even like the Tesla. It's
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1:22:15–1:22:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1189probably not very high up to sit in.
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1:22:17–1:22:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1190I would have to get a job to pay for it
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1:22:24–1:22:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1191though, because I can't pay for it using
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1:22:27–1:22:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1192YouTube. It's just YouTube is just not
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1:22:29–1:22:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1193paying enough.
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1:22:31–1:22:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1194But how much would I have to work? Like 5
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1:22:42–1:22:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1195days a month to make an extra £500
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1:22:44–1:22:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1196a month. I'd probably just have to work
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1:22:49–1:22:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1197part-time, 2 days a week maybe. Maybe that
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1:22:50–1:22:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1198won't be so bad, just 2 days a week.
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1:22:54–1:22:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1199I get what, £70 a day?
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1:22:57–1:23:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1200Maybe I could do that. I do like 1 day a
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1:23:09–1:23:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1202Leeds Castle.
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1:23:12–1:23:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1203If I do 2 days a week part-time earning
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1:23:17–1:23:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1204minimum wage, how much would I make in a
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1:23:22–1:23:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1205month? I found this on the
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1:23:25–1:23:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1206web. Oh my God, Siri sucks now. You suck
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1:23:28–1:23:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1207compared to AI, Siri.
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1:23:31–1:23:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1208That's not nice. You suck compared
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1:23:35–1:23:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1209to Copilot, Gemini, and ChatGPT. Why don't
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1:23:39–1:23:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1210you get better? Because I'm not using you
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1:23:42–1:23:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1211anymore. Goodbye forever.
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1:23:44–1:23:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1212None of that went in. What a rubbish AI.
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1:23:50–1:23:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1213Siri has to be the worst AI right now. I
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1:23:53–1:23:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1214used Copilot on Microsoft Edge and it was
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1:23:56–1:23:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1215so good. I just said, If I'm driving a
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1:23:59–1:24:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1216Tesla and I need to drive 100 miles,
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1:24:03–1:24:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1217how much would it cost in fuel? And it
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1:24:06–1:24:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1218calculates it all. And I also ask stuff
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1:24:07–1:24:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1219like, if I work Amazon Flex and I do 3
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1:24:10–1:24:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1220hours a day every day, how much will I
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1:24:13–1:24:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1221make in a month deducting fuel costs and
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1:24:16–1:24:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1222insurance? And it will do all the
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1:24:18–1:24:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1223calculations and everything. Bet Siri
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1:24:19–1:24:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1224can't do that.
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1:24:21–1:24:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1225Gemini. If I work
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1:24:25–1:24:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_12262 days a week making minimum wage in the
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1:24:30–1:24:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1227UK, how much would I make in a month?
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1:24:34–1:24:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1228I think Gemini is not as good as Copilot.
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1:24:43–1:24:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1229To help you estimate monthly earnings, we
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1:24:45–1:24:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1230need to know a few things. One, your age.
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1:24:47–1:24:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1231The minimum wage— I don't like Gemini. I
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1:24:50–1:24:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1232think Copilot's my favorite. Is there
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1:24:52–1:24:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1233a Copilot app?
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1:24:56–1:24:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1234Yeah, I guess it needs to know how many
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1:25:04–1:25:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1235hours. 8 hours.
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1:25:05–1:25:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1236If I If
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1:25:17–1:25:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1237I get a Tesla and it costs £500
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1:25:27–1:25:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1238a month for finance and insurance, I need
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1:25:31–1:25:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1239to make an extra £500 a month. So if I
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1:25:34–1:25:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1240work part-time 2 days a week,
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1:25:37–1:25:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1241minimum wage, how much would I make?
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1:25:40–1:25:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1242Ah, it cut off. I wasn't finished.
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1:25:44–1:25:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1243Stupid AI.
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1:25:49–1:25:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1244And it's not going to read it out for me.
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1:25:54–1:25:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1245You need to earn £60 a day if you
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1:26:05–1:26:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1246work 2 days a week. Yeah, I could do that
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1:26:08–1:26:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1247myself, can't I? 62 times 2. Times 4.
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1:26:11–1:26:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1248Yeah, I would only have to work 2 days a
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1:26:15–1:26:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1249week and make—
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1:26:17–1:26:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1250I only have to work 4 hours a day as well.
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1:26:22–1:26:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_12514 times £12.
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1:26:25–1:26:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1252No, maybe like 6 hours. 6 times £12
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1:26:29–1:26:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1253times 2 times 4.
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1:26:34–1:26:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1254I'd make £570 a month if I work
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1:26:42–1:26:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_12552 days a week. Then I can
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1:26:46–1:26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1256get the Tesla. And maybe
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1:26:50–1:26:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1257if I like the job, I can just increase how
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1:26:54–1:26:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1258much I work there.
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1:26:56–1:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1259I doubt it would be hard to get a job. I
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1:27:00–1:27:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1260really doubt they're gonna like Google my
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1:27:03–1:27:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1261name just for some cleaning the toilets
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1:27:05–1:27:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1262job. I don't have a criminal record,
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1:27:08–1:27:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1263which is all that matters. No one cares if
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1:27:10–1:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1264you Google my name and it says weird stuff
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1:27:12–1:27:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1265about me.
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1:27:14–1:27:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1266He got demonetized.
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1:27:21–1:27:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1267I wonder why. So I want to avoid doing
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1:27:25–1:27:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1268what he did. I'm scared too sometimes.
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1:27:29–1:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1269Maybe it was all the harem stuff. But he
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1:27:33–1:27:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1270didn't show naked girls.
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1:27:36–1:27:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1271Maybe his thumbnails were too sexual.
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1:27:46–1:27:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1272Oh, someone's coming upstairs, but I need
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1:28:02–1:28:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1273to pee.
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1:28:04–1:28:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1274Oh, it's Dave Gibson.
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1:28:11–1:28:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1275I really need to pee.
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1:28:17–1:28:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1276Does Sabrina work for Deloitte's group?
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1:29:45–1:29:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1277I think she quit. I think they both quit
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1:29:49–1:29:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1278so they could travel the world. I don't
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1:29:52–1:29:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1279know what they're going to do for money
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1:29:55–1:29:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1280now. Are you willing to do
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1:29:56–1:29:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_12817 to 8 hour shifts in a manual labor job?
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1:30:00–1:30:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1282I did one shift at Lenham Storage.
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1:30:04–1:30:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1283Like 10 years ago. It was a 12-hour shift.
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1:30:08–1:30:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1284My whole body was dead after a week. I
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1:30:12–1:30:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1285mean, for a whole week my body was aching.
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1:30:16–1:30:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1286He— they paired me up with some guy. I
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1:30:18–1:30:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1287don't think he liked me because he didn't
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1:30:21–1:30:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1288even talk to me. And we just unloaded
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1:30:23–1:30:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1289pallets, and it felt so pointless because
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1:30:27–1:30:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1290we just moved all the stuff from one
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1:30:30–1:30:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1291pallet onto another pallet, bending down,
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1:30:31–1:30:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1292picking stuff up. It was so boring.
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1:30:34–1:30:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1293Money was good though, but it was so hard.
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1:30:38–1:30:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1294I get— I bet you'll get ripped if you do
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1:30:41–1:30:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1295that job for long enough. But it took me
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1:30:45–1:30:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1296like a week. They asked me if I was gonna
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1:30:48–1:30:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1297come back the next day. I said, no, I
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1:30:50–1:30:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1298can't. I can't even move. I was in
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1:30:52–1:30:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1299so much pain.
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1:30:55–1:30:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1300Get a job at the Amazon factory. I can't
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1:31:04–1:31:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1301believe I'm even thinking about getting a
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1:31:07–1:31:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1302stupid job. It's just that I'm so bored.
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1:31:08–1:31:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1303I can't buy anything. I can't do anything.
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1:31:17–1:31:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1304Just all I can do is, like, sit here and
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1:31:20–1:31:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1305stare out the window.
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1:31:22–1:31:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1306It's either be bored and broke or be bored
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1:31:30–1:31:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1307and have money.
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1:31:33–1:31:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1308Indeed, jobs. And if I had a car, I can
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1:31:43–1:31:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1309get any job. I won't be restricted by
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1:31:46–1:31:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1310public transport, which was always a
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1:31:49–1:31:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1311problem when I was younger before doing
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1:31:51–1:31:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1312YouTube. And I wanted to get a job. It was
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1:31:53–1:31:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1313always hard to get a job because I
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1:31:56–1:31:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1314couldn't drive. So no one wanted to give
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1:31:57–1:31:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1315me a job because they were like, oh, can
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1:32:00–1:32:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1316you drive? And I say no. And then they'd
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1:32:01–1:32:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1317be like, oh, sorry. And they'll just
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1:32:03–1:32:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1318choose someone who can drive.
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1:32:05–1:32:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1319Part-time jobs in Maidstone.
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1:32:12–1:32:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1320Hairstylist, chef.
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1:32:16–1:32:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1321Part-time dispenser,
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1:32:21–1:32:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1322pediatric nurse. What's that?
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1:32:23–1:32:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1323Wow, nurses get paid a lot. £33 an hour.
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1:32:27–1:32:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1324I'm just scared of chavs and racist
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1:32:42–1:32:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1325people. An immigrant.
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1:32:45–1:32:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1326Apple sales team member.
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1:32:54–1:32:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1327I can do that. I got an Apple.
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1:32:58–1:33:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1328I was at the Apple shop in Maidstone.
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1:33:08–1:33:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1329I've been there.
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1:33:10–1:33:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1330I hate it when they describe the job like
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1:33:16–1:33:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1331this. You'll be joining a team which is
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1:33:23–1:33:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1334goals, all whilst demonstrating your
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1:33:26–1:33:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1335personal ethos of no limits. What?
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1:33:29–1:33:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1336That just makes me not want to do it
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1:33:34–1:33:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1337because it sounds really hard. The way
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1:33:36–1:33:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1338they describe it. No, I'd be really bad at
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1:33:38–1:33:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1339sales. I don't have the right personality.
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1:33:42–1:33:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1340I'm not friendly and smiley.
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1:33:48–1:33:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1341Hello, how can I help you today?
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1:33:52–1:33:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1342I can't do that. I'm too grumpy
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1:33:56–1:34:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1343and miserable.
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1:34:00–1:34:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1344Warehouse operative nights, DPD Group,
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1:34:21–1:34:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1345£14 an hour.
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1:34:25–1:34:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1346Damn, 40 hours a week. Imagine how much
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1:34:33–1:34:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1347you'd make. 14— how
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1:34:36–1:34:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1348many hours a day? 40 hours per week
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1:34:40–1:34:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1349times 40 times 4,
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1:34:44–1:34:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1350$2,200 a month. Do you
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1:34:51–1:34:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1352that money on YouTube? That's Uh,
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1:34:52–1:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1353what was it?
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1:34:56–1:34:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1354That's $2,800 a month.
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1:35:00–1:35:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1355I was making that on YouTube back in 2018
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1:35:04–1:35:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1356when I was getting over 50k views a video.
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1:35:07–1:35:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1357I would need to be getting 40 to 50k views
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1:35:10–1:35:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1358every video to make that money on YouTube.
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1:35:13–1:35:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1359There's just no way that's happening
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1:35:16–1:35:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1360unless I
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1:35:18–1:35:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1361don't know, I'm getting an open gay
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1:35:23–1:35:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1362relationship with Chris Broad and
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1:35:26–1:35:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1363Charlotte. There's no way I'm getting 50k
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1:35:28–1:35:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1364views a video.
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1:35:31–1:35:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1365Can't they just explain simply what you do
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1:35:48–1:35:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1366instead of writing a massive paragraph?
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1:35:51–1:35:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1367What is the point writing this? As a
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1:35:55–1:35:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1368warehouse operative, you will find that no
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1:35:57–1:35:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_13692 days are the same. Equipped with all the
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1:36:00–1:36:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1370tools needed to do the job, you'll be
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1:36:02–1:36:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1371required to unload, scan, sort, and load
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1:36:04–1:36:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1372our parcels.
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1:36:06–1:36:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1373Some of the parcels you'll be handling
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1:36:11–1:36:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1374weigh up to 25 kg. I could lift that.
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1:36:14–1:36:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1375Actually, I could barely lift the sex
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1:36:18–1:36:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1376doll, and that was like 35 kg, wasn't it?
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1:36:20–1:36:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1377I don't think they'd give me the job.
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1:36:24–1:36:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1378They'd look at me and think, wow, he can't
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1:36:25–1:36:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1379even lift a pencil.
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1:36:28–1:36:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1380I think I'm not weak though, even though I
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1:36:44–1:36:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1381look weak, because when Sunny came over,
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1:36:46–1:36:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1382I got her to lift my dumbbell and she
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1:36:49–1:36:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1383couldn't even lift it. Even using 2 hands,
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1:36:52–1:36:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1384she couldn't lift it. She couldn't even do
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1:36:55–1:36:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_13851 rep. And I was like, what, it's so
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1:36:57–1:36:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1386light? And I was like pumping 10 reps with
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1:36:59–1:37:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_13871 arm. I look skinny, but I think I'm not
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1:37:01–1:37:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1388super weak.
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1:37:05–1:37:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1389It's because I got no fat, so I'm just
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1:37:14–1:37:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1390muscle and bone. She's a
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1:37:17–1:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1391girl. Yeah, well, that's no excuse.
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1:37:21–1:37:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1392I physically destroyed her and everything.
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1:37:27–1:37:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1393We even did like a leg wrestle where we'd
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1:37:32–1:37:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1394put our feet up together and see who could
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1:37:35–1:37:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1395push. And she thought she would win
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1:37:38–1:37:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1396because she's got strong legs, but I still
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1:37:41–1:37:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1397beat her at the leg arm wrestle.
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1:37:43–1:37:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1398And we did an arm wrestle and I beat her,
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1:37:58–1:38:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1399so I'm stronger. Haha.
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1:38:01–1:38:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1400Warehouse operative.
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1:38:05–1:38:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1401Ah, I can't be bothered. Just stick to
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1:38:23–1:38:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1402YouTube. I hate these jobs. You gotta fill
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1:38:25–1:38:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1403out this, fill out that, get this, get
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1:38:28–1:38:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1404that, go to the stupid interview.
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1:38:30–1:38:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1405I don't even have a CV anymore. Saved it
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1:38:36–1:38:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1406on a computer I had 20 years ago, as if it
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1:38:39–1:38:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1407even exists anywhere.
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1:38:42–1:38:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1408Do you think it exists somewhere, like on
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1:38:47–1:38:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1409a hard drive buried somewhere in my house?
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1:38:49–1:38:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1410My last CV was probably 2007.
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1:39:04–1:39:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1411I don't know. Yeah,
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1:39:12–1:39:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1412they were saying stupid stuff on the
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1:39:15–1:39:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1413subreddit about when I got a job at my
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1:39:16–1:39:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1414dad's company. They said my parents should
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1:39:19–1:39:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1415have kicked me out when I lost my job at
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1:39:23–1:39:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1416my dad's company. But as soon as I quit
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1:39:26–1:39:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1417the job at my dad's company, I went to
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1:39:29–1:39:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1418Japan, idiots. I wasn't even living with
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1:39:30–1:39:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1419my parents. I went to Japan for like 6
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1:39:32–1:39:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1420months after I quit the job. And then I
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1:39:36–1:39:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1421signed up for a college course.
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1:39:39–1:39:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1422I worked at my dad's company for, what, 6
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1:39:44–1:39:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1423or 7 months? Saved up about £12,000.
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1:39:47–1:39:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1424They keep saying if, if I was Daniel's
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1:39:58–1:40:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1425parents and he refused to get a job, I'd
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1:40:01–1:40:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1426kick him out.
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1:40:04–1:40:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1427When I literally have a job already. It's
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1:40:08–1:40:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1428called YouTube, idiot.
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1:40:10–1:40:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1429I don't know if I'd kick my kids out.
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1:40:28–1:40:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1430Because I want to be supportive, but I
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1:40:32–1:40:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1431don't want them to just be sitting around
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1:40:35–1:40:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1432doing nothing all day. I wouldn't
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1:40:37–1:40:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1433mind if they stayed in my house, but only
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1:40:42–1:40:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1434if they were doing something, not just
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1:40:45–1:40:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1435sitting around playing PlayStation. I
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1:40:48–1:40:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1436don't know, it is tricky.
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1:40:51–1:40:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1437I think I was mostly always doing
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1:41:05–1:41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1438something, like I was trying to do my eBay
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1:41:08–1:41:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1439shop or I was doing online surveys.
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1:41:11–1:41:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1440My dad did get angry once because
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1:41:14–1:41:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1441he felt like I wasn't trying hard enough.
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1:41:20–1:41:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1442I'm sick and tired of working hard 10
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1:41:44–1:41:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1443hours a day whilst you sit there making
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1:41:47–1:41:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_144450p an hour, Daniel. Better start
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1:41:49–1:41:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1445paying me some rent money. That's what he
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1:41:53–1:41:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1446said. My dad's accent got really chavvy
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1:41:57–1:42:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1447when he got angry. It was weird because
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1:42:00–1:42:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1448usually he speaks quite elegantly, but
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1:42:03–1:42:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1449then when he got mad, his accent got like
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1:42:06–1:42:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1450kind of rough sounding,
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1:42:08–1:42:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1451like he was trying to sound tough. Better
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1:42:12–1:42:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1452give me some rent money. Shut up, Dad.
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1:42:15–1:42:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1453Ain't giving you shit.
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1:42:20–1:42:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1454He said that I wasn't making any money,
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1:42:27–1:42:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1455and I said I was making money, and then he
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1:42:28–1:42:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1456said, you better give me some of it then.
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1:42:31–1:42:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1457And then I said, if I give it to you,
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1:42:32–1:42:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1458then I won't have any money. Duh.
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1:42:33–1:42:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1459I wanted to save up money so I could go to
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1:42:40–1:42:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1460Japan, bang Japanese women.
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1:42:42–1:42:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1461So I'd just go to job centre and then get
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1:42:53–1:42:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1462the job centre money whilst doing surveys
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1:42:56–1:42:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1463and, uh, selling wooden boxes on eBay.
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1:42:59–1:43:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1464We want to see Sunny. Well, I don't have
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1:43:16–1:43:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1465any money to see Sunny. I need to buy a
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1:43:20–1:43:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1466car. I could just buy like a cheap £2,000
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1:43:24–1:43:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1467car. Get a diesel car and then it should
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1:43:30–1:43:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1468cost about £50 both
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1:43:33–1:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1469ways.
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1:43:36–1:43:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1470I guess it would be fun to do a road trip.
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1:43:47–1:43:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1471I could go to Wales, go to the Northern
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1:43:49–1:43:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1472Downs or whatever it's called. The Moors.
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1:43:53–1:43:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1473Camp in a ruined castle.
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1:44:01–1:44:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1474Sneak into Stonehenge.
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1:44:07–1:44:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1475Car that's really cheap will break down
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1:44:12–1:44:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1476really fast. So do you agree I should get
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1:44:14–1:44:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1477the Tesla? I got 4 days to decide. I got
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1:44:16–1:44:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1478approved for financing. From the Bank of
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1:44:19–1:44:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1479England. Gave me a very generous offer of
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1:44:23–1:44:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_148011% APR.
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1:44:27–1:44:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1481Yeah, I should get a Tesla. Fuck it,
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1:44:35–1:44:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1482whatever.
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1:44:37–1:44:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1483£500 a month. I'll just
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1:44:42–1:44:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1484stream every day, plus I can make content.
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1:44:46–1:44:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1485Like, I got the Tesla. That'll make
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1:44:49–1:44:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1486$50, won't it?
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1:44:52–1:44:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1487Who the fuck could give you finance? Just
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1:44:58–1:45:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1488a little bank known as Santander
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1:45:01–1:45:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1489approved me for finance.
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1:45:07–1:45:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1490It's only a 50,000-mile mileage 2020 Tesla
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1:45:12–1:45:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1491Model 3 Long Range. All-wheel drive,
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1:45:16–1:45:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1492not just rear-wheel drive. You got
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1:45:20–1:45:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1493all-wheel, goes 0 to 60 in 4 seconds
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1:45:22–1:45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1494because it's all-wheel drive.
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1:45:25–1:45:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1495Yeah, if I make If I make 50
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1:45:42–1:45:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1496videos a month on the Tesla and it gets
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1:45:45–1:45:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1497$10 per video, that would be $500 a month.
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1:45:49–1:45:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1498I've got to make 2 videos a day about
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1:45:53–1:45:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1499it. Tips and tricks for your new Tesla.
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1:45:58–1:46:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1500Why I hate my Tesla. Why I regret buying
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1:46:02–1:46:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1501my Tesla. The problem is you run out of
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1:46:05–1:46:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1502topics. Top tips and tricks Tesla
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1:46:07–1:46:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1503Model 3. Wrap it in bubble wrap to
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1:46:11–1:46:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1504protect it from damage.
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1:46:15–1:46:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1505Where are you gonna charge it every day?
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1:46:19–1:46:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1506I'll just plug it into the garage. It will
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1:46:20–1:46:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1507take like 20 hours, but I'm not gonna
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1:46:23–1:46:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1508drive it every day. Just leave it plugged
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1:46:25–1:46:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1509in for like 2 days. My mum will pay for
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1:46:29–1:46:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1510it. It will be charging off the solar
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1:46:32–1:46:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1511panel. So it's basically free.
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1:46:34–1:46:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1512I could rent a Model X for £600. I looked
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1:46:56–1:46:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1513it up earlier today. Where is it?
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1:46:59–1:47:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1514Rentalcars.com. If you choose fully
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1:47:02–1:47:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1515electric, so I just chose for
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1:47:06–1:47:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1516a random date, October 1st until October
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1:47:09–1:47:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_15177th, uh, you get a Tesla Model X,
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1:47:12–1:47:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1518£650 for 6 days.
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1:47:16–1:47:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1519That would be pretty good, do like a road
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1:47:22–1:47:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1520trip. See if I like it or not. Maybe it's
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1:47:26–1:47:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1521rubbish. I don't understand why the Model
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1:47:31–1:47:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_15223 is £2,000 for 6 days, but the Model X is
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1:47:34–1:47:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1523only £600.
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1:47:37–1:47:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1524Surely the Model X is more expensive.
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1:47:42–1:47:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1525Very poor financial decision you're
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1:47:57–1:47:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1526contemplating.
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1:48:00–1:48:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1527Yeah, maybe if
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1:48:03–1:48:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1528I can get Amazon Flex work, I could pay
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1:48:11–1:48:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1529for it. I would just have to do 4 days
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1:48:13–1:48:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1530of delivery work. But I can't get any
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1:48:16–1:48:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1531jobs. It just says, sorry, there's no
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1:48:19–1:48:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1532delivery sites in your area.
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1:48:21–1:48:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1533The Amazon warehouse is 50 miles
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1:48:45–1:48:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1534away.
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1:48:48–1:48:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1535Amazon Flex pickup point.
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1:48:52–1:48:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1536Yeah, 50 miles away is the closest. It
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1:49:02–1:49:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1537takes an hour and a half to get there.
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1:49:05–1:49:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1538Yeah, I can't do that.
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1:49:07–1:49:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1539It would be 3 hours of driving just to get
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1:49:11–1:49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1540there and then get back.
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1:49:13–1:49:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1541That's like 100 miles. I mean, I'd still
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1:49:17–1:49:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1542make profit. I think I'd still make profit
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1:49:21–1:49:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1543if I made £65, and then I've got minus
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1:49:24–1:49:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1544like 200 miles of driving or 150 miles of
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1:49:28–1:49:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1545driving. I don't know, I'd only make like
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1:49:31–1:49:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1546£30 to £40 net profit.
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1:49:35–1:49:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1547That's, that's how much I make live
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1:49:39–1:49:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1548streaming. I make like £30 doing
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1:49:40–1:49:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1549one live stream. I might as well just
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1:49:44–1:49:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1550stick to live streaming.
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1:49:46–1:49:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1551There's no restaurants here either.
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1:49:58–1:49:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1552There's like one Chinese restaurant about
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1:50:00–1:50:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_155315 miles away. I can't do this delivery
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1:50:03–1:50:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1554work because I live in the middle of
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1:50:07–1:50:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1555nowhere. You need to live in a town or
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1:50:08–1:50:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1556nearby a town or a city.
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1:50:11–1:50:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1557Amazon factory in Aylesford.
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1:50:17–1:50:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1558But is that where you get the Flex
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1:50:20–1:50:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1559Amazon Warehouse UK.
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1:50:32–1:50:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1560Oh yeah, Aylesford, 11 miles away.
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1:50:45–1:50:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1561Do they do Flex pickups there too?
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1:50:58–1:50:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1562The problem is I think they get proper
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1:51:02–1:51:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1563drivers nowadays that drive the official
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1:51:04–1:51:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1564vans and they're actually employed by
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1:51:07–1:51:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1565Amazon, or they're like contracted by an
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1:51:09–1:51:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1566agency, and they got a big van and
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1:51:10–1:51:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1567they've got all the special stuff. Maybe
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1:51:14–1:51:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1568they don't like to rely on Flex drivers,
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1:51:18–1:51:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1569it's more of a risk.
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1:51:19–1:51:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1570Yeah, I can sit in my Tesla and do streams
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1:51:27–1:51:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1571in there. It would be great.
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1:51:31–1:51:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1572Maybe I'll get a Toyota Prius instead.
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1:51:56–1:51:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1573It's only a couple thousand pounds. The
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1:51:58–1:52:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1574fuel economy is pretty good too, and it's
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1:52:01–1:52:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1575kind of like an electric car. I think it's
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1:52:04–1:52:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1576electric up to 20 miles per hour, and then
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1:52:06–1:52:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1577after that it switches to petrol.
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1:52:09–1:52:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1578I'll just drive 20 miles per hour
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1:52:12–1:52:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1579everywhere. And then it charges itself.
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1:52:14–1:52:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1580You don't have to plug it in. The electric
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1:52:17–1:52:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1581battery gets charged by the fuel engine.
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1:52:20–1:52:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1582Uber driving is a better idea.
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1:52:46–1:52:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1583But isn't there loads of Uber drivers?
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1:53:02–1:53:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1584Just sitting around waiting to snap up any
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1:53:05–1:53:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1585jobs that pop up. So you'd be competing
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1:53:07–1:53:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1586against thousands of people who have way
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1:53:09–1:53:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1587better feedback. And I gotta go and get
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1:53:12–1:53:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1588the stupid license. It's called a PCO
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1:53:15–1:53:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1589license. It costs about £600 to get.
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1:53:17–1:53:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1590And then I'll probably have to drive. I
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1:53:22–1:53:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1591don't know if anyone in Maidstone gets
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1:53:25–1:53:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1592Ubers. Just drunk people vomiting
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1:53:26–1:53:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1593in my backseat. Well, I go to the airport
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1:53:30–1:53:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1594and I do airport drop-offs, but the
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1:53:33–1:53:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1595airport looks really confusing, like the
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1:53:36–1:53:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1596car park and everything.
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1:53:39–1:53:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1597I don't want to go to London, looks scary.
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1:53:49–1:53:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1598Yeah, I'd probably drive around a bit by
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1:54:10–1:54:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1599myself to get experience before trying any
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1:54:12–1:54:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1600Like, first challenge, drive to McDonald's
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1:54:22–1:54:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1601and back. Without dying.
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1:54:25–1:54:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1602And then my other idea is like the
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1:54:37–1:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1603complete opposite spectrum of getting a
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1:54:39–1:54:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1604Tesla, which would be get a cheap crappy
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1:54:42–1:54:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1605car and I try and make it nicer.
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1:54:43–1:54:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1606Like I replace stuff Replace
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1:54:47–1:54:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1607the air filter and replace the
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1:54:53–1:54:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1608carpet and get new floor mats and give it
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1:54:57–1:55:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1609a good clean, get some car wax and get
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1:55:00–1:55:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1610new wheel hubs and make it look nice and
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1:55:05–1:55:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1611then maybe I can sell it for profit. That
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1:55:08–1:55:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1612could be fun. Just get any car as long as
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1:55:10–1:55:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1613it works.
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1:55:13–1:55:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1614What the fuck? What the
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1:55:43–1:55:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1615hell? Did you hear that?
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1:55:47–1:55:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1616That black and white cat just came into
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1:55:51–1:55:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1617our driveway.
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1:55:52–1:55:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1618It was like, meow, meow, meow, meow.
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1:55:56–1:55:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1619Where's Pushkin?
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1:55:58–1:55:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1620Can never see it happening.
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1:56:13–1:56:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1621It must be happening around the corner of
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1:56:16–1:56:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1622the house. Oh, there's Pushkin! Can you
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1:56:19–1:56:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1623see? I guess you can't really see that.
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1:56:23–1:56:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1624He's there.
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1:56:28–1:56:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1625He just ran into the bush.
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1:56:32–1:56:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1626Pushka must defend his territory from the
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1:56:40–1:56:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1627evil black and white cat.
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1:56:43–1:56:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1628Hard work being a cat, you gotta defend
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1:56:53–1:56:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1629your territory. We need to get him a
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1:56:55–1:56:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1630woman. In his girlfriend.
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1:56:58–1:57:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1631Unless my sister got him castrated,
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1:57:03–1:57:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1632neutered, spayed, whatever the word is.
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1:57:07–1:57:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1633Volkswagen GTI.
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1:57:12–1:57:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1634Volkswagen's kind of ugly though, like the
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1:57:17–1:57:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1635Volkswagen Polo.
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1:57:21–1:57:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1636I can nearly outright buy a Tesla.
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1:57:50–1:57:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1637There's this cheap one. It's only £11,800.
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1:57:52–1:57:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1638If I sell all my stocks and I max out my
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1:57:59–1:58:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1639credit card, I could just about afford it.
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1:58:02–1:58:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1640And then I won't have to finance it. I can
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1:58:07–1:58:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1641just buy it and it'll be mine.
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1:58:09–1:58:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1642Model 3.
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1:58:36–1:58:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1643I think— I actually think that Hayun died.
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1:58:43–1:58:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1644Ioniq electric looks better than the
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1:58:45–1:58:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1645Tesla. It's just got more of a chunkier
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1:58:48–1:58:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1646build. The Tesla Model 3 front bit looks
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1:58:51–1:58:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1647like someone really fat sat on it and
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1:58:55–1:58:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1648squashed it. Why is it so like flimsy
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1:58:57–1:59:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1649looking, the front bit? The back bit looks
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1:59:02–1:59:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1650good, but the front looks weird. Like it's
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1:59:05–1:59:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1651too small and the top bit with the
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1:59:08–1:59:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1652front windscreen is too big.
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1:59:12–1:59:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1653I don't really like the proportions of the
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1:59:16–1:59:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1654Model 3. I like the Model Y though.
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1:59:18–1:59:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1655I had an Uber taxi drive back from the
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1:59:24–1:59:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1656airport when I got back from Japan this
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1:59:27–1:59:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1657year, and he was in a Hyundai Ioniq.
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1:59:28–1:59:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1658It was nice, but the range— he had range
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1:59:32–1:59:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1659anxiety driving on the motorway.
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1:59:35–1:59:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1660The battery was dying so quick.
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1:59:39–1:59:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1661I think the range is like 200 miles, but
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1:59:43–1:59:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1662the distance to my house was about 90
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1:59:45–1:59:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1663miles and we're on the motorway and the
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1:59:48–1:59:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1664battery was just draining away.
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1:59:50–1:59:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1665Oh yeah, what happened to the stock market
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1:59:57–1:59:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1666today? I forgot about it.
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1:59:58–2:00:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1667Bitcoin $60K, that's pretty good.
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2:00:03–2:00:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1668Gold, it's not even moving. 0.06% up.
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2:00:08–2:00:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1669It's not doing anything.
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2:00:11–2:00:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1670What about Tesla? Tesla not moving either.
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2:00:24–2:00:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1671What is moving then?
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2:00:29–2:00:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1672What's most profitable for you at the
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2:00:45–2:00:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1673moment? Definitely streams.
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2:00:48–2:00:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1674I definitely make the most from streams.
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2:00:52–2:00:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1675Videos would come second. I make like $15
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2:00:55–2:00:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1676for a video and then I make maybe $30 to
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2:01:00–2:01:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1677$50 for a stream. Depends if I get donos.
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2:01:04–2:01:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1678I haven't made any video game videos
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2:01:12–2:01:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1679recently because there's no video games
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2:01:14–2:01:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1680out.
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2:01:15–2:01:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1681I'm waiting for that new Star Wars game to
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2:01:25–2:01:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1682come out. Star Wars Outlaws. Might get
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2:01:27–2:01:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1683some views on that.
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2:01:31–2:01:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1684And then I'm also waiting for the iPhone
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2:01:35–2:01:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_168516 so I could buy that and review it and
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2:01:36–2:01:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1686then return it.
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2:01:40–2:01:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1687Don't really know what else to do.
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2:01:46–2:01:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1688I'm getting car adverts on everything now.
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2:01:57–2:01:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1689You predict a downward trend in the
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2:02:05–2:02:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1690markets for the next 5 years. Yeah,
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2:02:07–2:02:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1691that's what I'm scared of. So I feel like
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2:02:09–2:02:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1692I should sell my stocks and buy a car
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2:02:11–2:02:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1693instead of just watching my money go down
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2:02:13–2:02:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1694the drain. Everyone's saying there's going
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2:02:15–2:02:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1695to be a recession,
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2:02:17–2:02:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1696or that we're already in one. It's just
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2:02:21–2:02:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1697that they haven't admitted that we're in
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2:02:24–2:02:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1698one. I want to get out of the market.
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2:02:25–2:02:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1699I don't want to be in the market next
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2:02:29–2:02:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1700year, apart from my gold, but I don't know
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2:02:31–2:02:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1701if gold's going to do well. My, my gold
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2:02:34–2:02:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1702mining stock. I started buying Treasury
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2:02:38–2:02:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1703bills.
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2:02:41–2:02:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1704Just copy Warren Buffett. Cash and
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2:02:47–2:02:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1705Treasury bills.
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2:02:49–2:02:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1706Buying a car is an investment if I can do—
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2:02:58–2:03:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1707if I can do work using the car.
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2:03:01–2:03:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1708Imagine I get Amazon Flex work.
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2:03:05–2:03:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1709I keep refreshing it and it just says,
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2:03:10–2:03:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1710sorry, I don't
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2:03:11–2:03:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1711need you. They said they'll email me if
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2:03:16–2:03:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1712they have updates.
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2:03:21–2:03:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1713I bought a UK Treasury bill last Thursday,
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2:03:26–2:03:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1714like an actual bill, not an ETF.
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2:03:30–2:03:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1715Locked in 5% yield.
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2:03:35–2:03:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1716It says it, it matures in 27 days.
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2:03:39–2:03:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1717I never bought a bill, a Treasury bill
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2:03:42–2:03:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1718before. I wonder how it works. So what,
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2:03:44–2:03:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1719I'm guaranteed not to lose money and I'll
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2:03:47–2:03:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1720get 5% on it? I get £2.50.
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2:03:49–2:03:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1721I'm 100% guaranteed to get 5%.
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2:03:56–2:03:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1722It's pretty good. It's like a savings
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2:04:00–2:04:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1723account, isn't it?
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2:04:02–2:04:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1724So every Thursday they have the Treasury
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2:04:09–2:04:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1725bill auctions, so I'll wait until next
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2:04:11–2:04:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1726Thursday to buy more.
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2:04:15–2:04:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1727Goddamn it, I need to pee again.
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2:04:19–2:04:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1728Ah, that felt so good. So much
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2:05:22–2:05:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1729pee came out, like double
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2:05:27–2:05:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1730what I drank came out, and it was
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2:05:31–2:05:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1731completely clear. I think I'm drinking too
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2:05:33–2:05:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1732What was that?
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2:05:39–2:05:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1733Okay, I'm feeling more mentally
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2:05:47–2:05:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1734stable right now. Let's think
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2:05:50–2:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1735logically. So if I get the Tesla,
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2:05:54–2:05:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1736that's £200 a month.
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2:05:58–2:05:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1737If I had no claims discount, it would be
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2:06:09–2:06:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1738so much cheaper.
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2:06:11–2:06:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1739The problem is I don't have any no claims
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2:06:16–2:06:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1740discount because I haven't driven.
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2:06:19–2:06:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1741I tried experimenting. I put 2 years no
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2:06:25–2:06:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1742claims discount just for fun, and it came
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2:06:28–2:06:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1743down loads, the amount I had to pay for
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2:06:31–2:06:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1744the insurance. So it'd probably make more
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2:06:34–2:06:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1745sense to buy a cheap car, cheap insurance,
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2:06:37–2:06:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1746just get experience for a few years and
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2:06:39–2:06:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1747then get it when the insurance comes down.
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2:06:42–2:06:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1748If I sell all my gold right now, I could
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2:06:53–2:06:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1749pay the deposit for the finance and then
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2:06:57–2:06:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1750my Tesla will come tomorrow.
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2:07:00–2:07:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1751Lease a Tesla. I mean, that's basically
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2:07:05–2:07:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1752what the finance is, is PCP plan.
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2:07:07–2:07:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1753Pay £200 a month for 42 months,
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2:07:12–2:07:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1754and then you can either send the car back,
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2:07:15–2:07:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1755get a new car, or buy the car for
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2:07:18–2:07:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1756£14,000 on top. So then you'd be paying
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2:07:24–2:07:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1757£28,000 if you wanted to buy it after 4
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2:07:28–2:07:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1758years, but obviously I don't think I'd
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2:07:31–2:07:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1759have £14,000 just lying around.
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2:07:33–2:07:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1760I could just give the car back and then I
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2:07:37–2:07:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1761would have paid, I think,
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2:07:39–2:07:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1762£14,000 over 42 months to use it for that
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2:07:43–2:07:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1763time. So it would be £210
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2:07:47–2:07:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1764times 42. Plus £5,000
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2:07:52–2:07:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1765divided by 42.
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2:07:59–2:08:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1766It's like £300 a month to use
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2:08:03–2:08:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1767it over 4 years.
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2:08:07–2:08:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1768Or I sell a couple thousand in stocks and
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2:08:18–2:08:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1769I go to the car dealership and I just get
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2:08:21–2:08:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1770a cheap Toyota Prius,
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2:08:23–2:08:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1771buy it outright. Or I could finance Toyota
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2:08:27–2:08:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1772Prius and it would just be like £50 a
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2:08:30–2:08:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1773month probably.
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2:08:32–2:08:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1774And then I drive, do road trip with
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2:08:38–2:08:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1775Sunny doing Amazon deliveries.
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2:08:42–2:08:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1776Or livestream road trip. It's just hard to
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2:08:52–2:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1777livestream it because I don't know about
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2:08:54–2:08:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1778the internet, if the internet would be
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2:08:58–2:09:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1779good enough. It's also
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2:09:01–2:09:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1780stressful livestreaming.
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2:09:05–2:09:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1781I don't know why my sister's husband got a
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2:09:17–2:09:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1782rubbish cheap car when he makes good money
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2:09:20–2:09:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1783and he could get a Tesla. He makes like
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2:09:22–2:09:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1784$40K a year and he gets a cheap rubbish
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2:09:26–2:09:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1785car. Why doesn't he get a Tesla?
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2:09:29–2:09:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1786If I was making $40K a year, I wouldn't
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2:09:32–2:09:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1787get a cheap rubbish car.
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2:09:34–2:09:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1788What do you mean 40K is nothing? That's
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2:09:44–2:09:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1789loads in the UK.
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2:09:46–2:09:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1790Even my dad didn't make 40K after tax a
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2:09:52–2:09:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1791year. You don't look stressed live
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2:09:55–2:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1792streaming.
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2:09:58–2:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1793I mean, IRL streaming is much more
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2:10:02–2:10:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1794stressful. So you need battery packs, you
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2:10:04–2:10:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1795need to worry about internet connection,
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2:10:08–2:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1796tunnels. You've got to stay away from
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2:10:10–2:10:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1797tunnels.
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2:10:12–2:10:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1798Yeah, maybe my brain hasn't really caught
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2:10:21–2:10:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1799up with recent times because wages have
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2:10:23–2:10:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1800gone up a lot. My mind is still like stuck
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2:10:26–2:10:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1801in 2010s. Where I thought £8
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2:10:29–2:10:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1802was the minimum wage, but now it's £12.
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2:10:33–2:10:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1803That's loads it's gone up by. Last time I
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2:10:35–2:10:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1804was in the workforce was 2017.
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2:10:39–2:10:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1805I'm so out of touch when
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2:10:42–2:10:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1806it comes to what's a good wage.
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2:10:47–2:10:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1807I'm like, wow, cleaners get paid £20K a
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2:10:51–2:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1808year? That's loads. But really it's not.
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2:10:54–2:10:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1809People don't think it's loads, but I do.
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2:10:58–2:11:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1810I've only had 3 jobs in my whole life.
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2:11:07–2:11:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1811First one was when I was 17 back in 2006,
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2:11:11–2:11:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1812and they paid me £4 an hour because I was
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2:11:15–2:11:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1813under 18, so they didn't pay me enough.
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2:11:18–2:11:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1814And then when I got to 18 they increased
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2:11:21–2:11:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1815my pay to like £6 an hour, or was it £7?
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2:11:23–2:11:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1816Whatever the minimum wage was back then.
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2:11:27–2:11:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1817And then I got that job at my dad's
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2:11:30–2:11:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1818company for like 6 months, and they paid
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2:11:31–2:11:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1819me like £8 an hour,
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2:11:34–2:11:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1820which was good back then. That would be
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2:11:38–2:11:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1821like £15 an hour in today's money.
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2:11:39–2:11:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1822I can't believe so many years. It feels
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2:11:57–2:12:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1823like it was just yesterday I was working
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2:12:00–2:12:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1824at the Roebuck Inn, but it's
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2:12:02–2:12:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1825been nearly 20 years. Oh my God, I wasted
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2:12:06–2:12:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1826my whole life. It's scary to
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2:12:10–2:12:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1827think how much time has passed because I
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2:12:14–2:12:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1828don't feel any different. I feel the same
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2:12:16–2:12:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1829like I've always felt. I guess I look a
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2:12:18–2:12:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1830bit, bit older, but inside I feel the
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2:12:22–2:12:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1831same. But it's been 2 decades since
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2:12:25–2:12:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1832I was a teenager now. It goes quick.
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2:12:29–2:12:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1833You don't realize how quickly it's gone
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2:12:37–2:12:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1834until it's gone.
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2:12:39–2:12:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1835What would I have done differently? Well,
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2:12:52–2:12:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1836number one, not lose £15,000
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2:12:55–2:12:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1837in this stupid stock market. Number 2,
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2:12:59–2:13:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1838actually pay my taxes properly so I didn't
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2:13:01–2:13:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1839get a massive tax penalty. That's 2 things
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2:13:04–2:13:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1840that would have saved me like £30,000. I
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2:13:07–2:13:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1841could have bought a Tesla if I wasn't so
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2:13:09–2:13:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1842stupid. If I just paid my stupid
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2:13:11–2:13:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1843tax and I didn't gamble on the stock
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2:13:15–2:13:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1844market, I could literally have a Tesla
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2:13:17–2:13:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1845right now and buy it outright and pay my
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2:13:19–2:13:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1846mum's debts.
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2:13:22–2:13:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1847Can still get the Tesla now. Yeah, but
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2:13:26–2:13:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1848then I need to find a way to make an extra
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2:13:29–2:13:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1849£500 a month.
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2:13:31–2:13:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1850How am I gonna do that? I can make Tesla
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2:13:37–2:13:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1851content, so maybe the Tesla would help me
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2:13:40–2:13:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1852make extra content, but it's not gonna
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2:13:42–2:13:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1853make £500 worth of content every
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2:13:45–2:13:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1854month for the next 4 years. People get
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2:13:49–2:13:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1855bored after 50 videos of me talking about
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2:13:51–2:13:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1856my new Tesla.
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2:13:54–2:13:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1857I just know what's gonna happen. I'll get
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2:14:08–2:14:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1858it, be excited, and then on day 5 I'll be
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2:14:10–2:14:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1859like, I'm bored of Motorstorm, shouldn't
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2:14:13–2:14:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1860have bought it.
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2:14:16–2:14:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1861And then I'm stuck in the UK. No more
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2:14:46–2:14:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1862dreaming about moving to Japan or Asia.
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2:14:48–2:14:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1863Because I'll be stuck with the car for at
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2:14:52–2:14:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1864least 4 years. Am I
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2:14:54–2:14:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1865ready to commit to that? Give up on the
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2:14:57–2:15:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1866dream of being a digital nomad,
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2:15:01–2:15:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1867being a slave to my car?
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2:15:06–2:15:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1868Rent the car? No, I want my own car. I
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2:15:11–2:15:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1869don't want to rent it. Boring.
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2:15:14–2:15:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1870If I get a van, then I won't have to get a
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2:15:44–2:15:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1871hotel. I could sleep in the van.
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2:15:47–2:15:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1872Vans are expensive.
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2:16:00–2:16:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1873I'm getting, getting bored of this car
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2:16:18–2:16:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1874stuff now. I'm like getting fatigue from
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2:16:20–2:16:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1875nonstop talking about it.
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2:16:25–2:16:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1876I need something else to obsess over. I
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2:16:29–2:16:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1877get really obsessed over one thing and I
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2:16:33–2:16:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1878can't think of anything else.
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2:16:35–2:16:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1879Maybe if I get a boat,
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2:16:46–2:16:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1880I could sail along the English Channel
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2:16:49–2:16:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1881and then I could go to France.
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2:16:54–2:16:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1882I could sail up through the rivers. Maybe
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2:16:59–2:17:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1883that's cheaper. Oh, do they have like
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2:17:03–2:17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1884river routes on Google Maps?
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2:17:06–2:17:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1885Sail to Japan. I can't believe you can
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2:17:24–2:17:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1886just buy a boat and then sail across the
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2:17:28–2:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1887ocean. Do you need a license to do
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2:17:30–2:17:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1888that? It just sounds so dangerous, like
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2:17:34–2:17:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1889you shouldn't be able to do that unless
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2:17:37–2:17:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1890you're a proper captain.
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2:17:40–2:17:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1891Maybe I'll get a helicopter, park it in
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2:17:51–2:17:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1892the garden, and just fly to Sunny's house.
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2:17:52–2:17:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1893Should I get— how much do you think a
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2:17:57–2:17:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1894helicopter costs?
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2:17:58–2:17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1895I'm so bored, I'm just thinking of all
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2:18:01–2:18:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1896this stupid stuff. Oh wow, thanks Sydney.
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2:18:04–2:18:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1897Buy a shitbox and destroy it.
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2:18:08–2:18:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1898Yeah, not destroy it. I'll try and fix it
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2:18:12–2:18:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1899up. I'll get new parts for it, make it
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2:18:16–2:18:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1900nice, and then sell it for profit.
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2:18:18–2:18:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1901My budget, £1,000.
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2:18:26–2:18:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1902I'll just get anything.
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2:18:28–2:18:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1903I do like this black Toyota Prius. Looks
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2:18:39–2:18:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1904pretty nice. Look.
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2:18:43–2:18:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1905I think the Toyota Prius looks way better
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2:18:48–2:18:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1906in black than that silver color.
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2:18:50–2:18:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1907Quite like the Toyota Prius hybrid.
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2:18:54–2:18:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1908Cheap insurance. It is
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2:19:00–2:19:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1909a bit ugly though. The front looks okay,
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2:19:04–2:19:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1910but the backside is weird. It's like
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2:19:07–2:19:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1911really chunky.
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2:19:09–2:19:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1912Oh, thanks, Sydney. Rue, just buy a
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2:19:15–2:19:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1913shitbox and destroy it.
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2:19:18–2:19:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1914Cheaper. Maybe.
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2:19:21–2:19:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1915Pay a minimum of— how
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2:19:30–2:19:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1916much? $2,000?
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2:19:36–2:19:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1917Get a Mercedes-Benz.
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2:19:49–2:19:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1918Ugh, that's ugly.
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2:19:52–2:19:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1919Oh, I'm bored of all this car stuff now.
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2:19:59–2:20:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1920It's too stressful. It's too much,
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2:20:03–2:20:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1921too much you have to think about. It's
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2:20:07–2:20:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1922giving me a headache.
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2:20:09–2:20:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1923No, I'm not getting the metal detector.
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2:20:19–2:20:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1924Waste of money.
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2:20:23–2:20:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1925My sister said when she drove to Wales
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2:20:55–2:20:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1926with her husband, the car,
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2:20:58–2:21:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1927it keeps revving itself even though you
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2:21:02–2:21:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1928don't press the gas pedal because he got a
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2:21:04–2:21:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1929really cheap banger car. So when they
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2:21:07–2:21:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1930stopped at traffic lights, he would have
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2:21:10–2:21:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1931to turn off the engine. What? How does the
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2:21:11–2:21:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1932car rev itself without pressing the pedal?
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2:21:15–2:21:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1933That sounds weird.
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2:21:20–2:21:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1934Oh, what's for dinner?
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2:21:34–2:21:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1935I think there's shepherd's pie or lasagna.
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2:21:44–2:21:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1936Frozen lasagna.
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2:21:47–2:21:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1937It would be cool when my sister comes
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2:21:58–2:22:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1938home, she sees my shining white Tesla
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2:22:00–2:22:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1939parked in the car park. She'd be like,
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2:22:04–2:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1940wow, is that Daniel's
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2:22:06–2:22:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_19410 to 60 in 4 seconds, are you impressed?
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2:22:15–2:22:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1942But then I'd be stuck for £500
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2:22:28–2:22:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1943a month paying that stupid Tesla,
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2:22:33–2:22:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1944plus I'd have to pay for a wall charger to
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2:22:36–2:22:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1945be installed in our home. So I can charge
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2:22:39–2:22:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1946it here. I'm not gonna go to a
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2:22:41–2:22:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1947Supercharger, they're expensive.
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2:22:43–2:22:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1948Can't I just get the shell, the chassis of
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2:22:51–2:22:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1949the Tesla, and put it in the driveway so
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2:22:54–2:22:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1950it looks like I have one? I don't care if
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2:22:56–2:22:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1951it doesn't actually work. They should make
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2:22:59–2:23:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1952a petrol Tesla, to be honest.
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2:23:03–2:23:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1953I really like the Tesla because it looks
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2:23:09–2:23:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1954cool. I don't really care that it's an EV.
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2:23:10–2:23:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1955Elon should make a petrol version, set it
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2:23:14–2:23:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1956Yeah, I get a smashed up Tesla that's in a
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2:23:22–2:23:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1957scrapyard, fix it myself.
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2:23:26–2:23:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1958I'll make a cardboard one.
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2:23:33–2:23:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1959God,
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2:23:49–2:23:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1960I'm so bored. I don't know what to do.
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2:23:53–2:23:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1961I should make a pedal version. It's got no
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2:24:10–2:24:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1962engine or anything, you just pedal it.
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2:24:13–2:24:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1963Electric bike version. Why don't you just
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2:24:18–2:24:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1964put the electric bicycle pedal thing in a
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2:24:22–2:24:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1965car go 15 miles per hour.
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2:24:26–2:24:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1966What else is there going on?
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2:24:42–2:24:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1967Hmm.
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2:24:46–2:24:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1968Hmm, I had a dream about Chihiro last
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2:24:56–2:24:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1969night. It was weird. We were in bed and
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2:24:59–2:25:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1970we got back together. I forgot what else
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2:25:03–2:25:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1971happened, but it felt weird.
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2:25:07–2:25:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1972I miss those days so much. 2018. I was
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2:25:12–2:25:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1973young, good-looking. Loads of money,
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2:25:16–2:25:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1974famous, living in Japan, living the dream.
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2:25:19–2:25:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1975I really was living the dream. Young,
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2:25:24–2:25:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1976lots of women, Japanese wife.
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2:25:27–2:25:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1977Those were the days. 40K views.
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2:25:31–2:25:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1978Back then, 40K views was like, not very
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2:25:39–2:25:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1979good. 60K views is what I wanted.
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2:25:42–2:25:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1980Now I can't even get 5K views.
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2:25:50–2:25:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1981Money was so easy to get back then. Just
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2:25:58–2:26:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1982make one video and I could make nearly
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2:26:02–2:26:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1983$400.
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2:26:04–2:26:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1984I just buy a gaming laptop, chuck it in
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2:26:07–2:26:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1985the bin, Buy a new camera. Oh, I don't
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2:26:09–2:26:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1986like it. Chuck in the bin. It's okay,
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2:26:11–2:26:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1987I'll just make one video and it'll pay for
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2:26:13–2:26:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1988it. Whatever.
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2:26:16–2:26:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1989Get a new iPad if you want.
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2:26:20–2:26:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1990Chuck in the bin. I literally lost like
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2:26:24–2:26:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_19912 gaming laptops and then just bought a
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2:26:28–2:26:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1992new one. Didn't care.
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2:26:30–2:26:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1993I wasted so much money. I bought
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2:26:34–2:26:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1994a £200 exercise bike that's
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2:26:37–2:26:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1995sitting in the conservatory downstairs
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2:26:41–2:26:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1996after Mina dumped me to try and win her
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2:26:43–2:26:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1997back. I went on this exercise and
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2:26:46–2:26:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1998self-improvement journey,
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2:26:49–2:26:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_1999bought £200 exercise bike,
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2:26:53–2:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2000dug that big hole. What else? What games
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2:26:56–2:27:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2001I play now? I play Call of Duty Warzone.
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2:27:01–2:27:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2002With this on my phone, I unlocked this new
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2:27:03–2:27:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2003shotgun. I like the marksman rifle, can
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2:27:07–2:27:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_20042-shot people. Got this new scope for it,
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2:27:10–2:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2005it's pretty good.
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2:27:12–2:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2006Yeah, when you're popular on YouTube, you
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2:27:18–2:27:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2007make insane money. I wasn't even that big.
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2:27:20–2:27:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2008People don't even think I was famous, and
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2:27:23–2:27:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2009I was making insane money. Imagine what
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2:27:25–2:27:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2010people who get hundreds of thousands of
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2:27:28–2:27:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2011views make. They're probably making like
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2:27:30–2:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2012$10K a month, $20K a month. Chris Broad's
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2:27:31–2:27:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2013probably making like $100K a month easy.
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2:27:36–2:27:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2014He makes $50K a month on his Patreon
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2:27:38–2:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2015alone. He's probably making like $60K a
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2:27:40–2:27:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2016month on his channel, and he's got
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2:27:43–2:27:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2017sponsorships and stuff. He only seems to
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2:27:46–2:27:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2018make a video when he's got a sponsorship
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2:27:48–2:27:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2019nowadays. You notice every time he posts
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2:27:49–2:27:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2020the video, it's always got some kind of
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2:27:52–2:27:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2021sponsorship in it, and you just know he
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2:27:55–2:27:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2022only made the video for the sponsorship.
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2:27:57–2:28:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2023He didn't make the video because he wants
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2:28:01–2:28:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2024to make a video. It's just because he got
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2:28:04–2:28:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2025a sponsorship deal, and the sponsorship
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2:28:06–2:28:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2026probably paid him like $100,000.
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2:28:07–2:28:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2027Then I was asked to do broken.
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2:28:38–2:28:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2028Chris Broad stole my viewers.
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2:28:58–2:28:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2029I hate him.
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2:29:01–2:29:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2030Juicy faster stories.
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2:29:11–2:29:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2031I already told the arguments we had in
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2:29:15–2:29:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2032Japan. I don't know if you missed it.
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2:29:18–2:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2033Since she blocked me, I guess I can
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2:29:23–2:29:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2034just say whatever I want now.
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2:29:26–2:29:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2035Within reason,
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2:29:30–2:29:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2036obviously.
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2:29:32–2:29:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2037Really doubt she's going to check up on my
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2:29:36–2:29:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2038content now. If she blocks me,
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2:29:38–2:29:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2039she should be best friends with Chihiro.
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2:29:43–2:29:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2040No, I think she just wants to move on and
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2:29:56–2:29:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2041she doesn't want to like check up on me.
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2:29:58–2:30:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2042It's over.
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2:30:00–2:30:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2043Yeah, the first big argument in Japan was
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2:30:13–2:30:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2044because I said, I don't know. Maybe it's
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2:30:15–2:30:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2045the way I say it. I'm like, I don't know.
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2:30:17–2:30:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2046Do you ever have to adjust your audio
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2:30:23–2:30:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2047levels when making YouTube videos? Oh,
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2:30:25–2:30:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2048wow. Thanks. Uh, if I put music,
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2:30:27–2:30:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2049yeah, I got to make the music quieter.
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2:30:31–2:30:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2050Why do you ask?
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2:30:37–2:30:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2051What happened to Daniel's Thai girl?
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2:30:42–2:30:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2052Um, she said if I meet Sunny, then it's
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2:30:45–2:30:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2053over. And then I met Sunny, and then she
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2:30:48–2:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2054blocked me.
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2:30:51–2:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2055The third argument was because my willy
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2:31:00–2:31:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2056was very soft, I couldn't make it hard.
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2:31:03–2:31:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2057It's not my fault. Sometimes that's just
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2:31:12–2:31:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2058what happens. I can't just make it hard
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2:31:15–2:31:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2059every time. Give me a break.
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2:31:17–2:31:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2060The willy has a brain of its own. It just
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2:31:23–2:31:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2061does what it wants. I can't really control
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2:31:25–2:31:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2062it.
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2:31:28–2:31:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2063I don't know. Whatever. She doesn't like
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2:31:39–2:31:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2064it when I said that.
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2:31:42–2:31:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2065I said that's how the British speak,
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2:31:47–2:31:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2066innit?
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2:31:49–2:31:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2067Were you not physically attracted to her?
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2:32:02–2:32:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2068I don't know, but sometimes I was and then
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2:32:04–2:32:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2069sometimes I wasn't. In the beginning,
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2:32:07–2:32:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2070there was no problems, and then over time
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2:32:09–2:32:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2071it just became a problem.
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2:32:12–2:32:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2072I thought sometimes she looked nice and
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2:32:18–2:32:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2073then other times not so
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2:32:20–2:32:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2074nice. It's like women have 2 looks,
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2:32:24–2:32:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2075the real look and then the done-up look,
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2:32:28–2:32:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2076and then you, you fall for the done-up
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2:32:33–2:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2077look because
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2:32:34–2:32:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2078they've done their hair nice or they put
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2:32:39–2:32:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2079makeup on.
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2:32:41–2:32:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2080Shahira had that too. I mean, they all
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2:32:45–2:32:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2081have it, don't they?
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2:32:48–2:32:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2082I talked about it to my sister and she
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2:32:54–2:32:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2083said sometimes if she does her hair in a
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2:32:56–2:32:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2084certain way, she can see she looks
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2:32:59–2:33:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2085old herself. It's weird to think my
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2:33:02–2:33:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2086sister's kind of old now. She's like 32.
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2:33:06–2:33:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2087We're all old.
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2:33:10–2:33:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2088Maybe I watched too much gay prawns.
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2:33:22–2:33:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2089It broke my willy.
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2:33:28–2:33:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2090Didn't Chihiro divorce her first husband
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2:33:44–2:33:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2091because he couldn't get it up either? And
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2:33:47–2:33:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2092then he started taking Viagra, but she
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2:33:49–2:33:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2093said it was too late. She had already been
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2:33:51–2:33:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2094banging the Australian guy for a year.
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2:33:53–2:33:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2095I bet Chihiro divorced her husband Because
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2:33:57–2:34:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2096once you experience the Australian
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2:34:01–2:34:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_209710-incher, there's no going back to
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2:34:04–2:34:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2098Japanese, guys. I wonder if that sushi had
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2:34:07–2:34:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2099a big willy.
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2:34:11–2:34:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2100I wonder what Jiro's up to these days.
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2:34:18–2:34:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2101Any new love? I wonder if she's gotten
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2:34:21–2:34:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2102recognized, cuz I keep getting recognized
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2:34:23–2:34:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2103still. When I go out.
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2:34:25–2:34:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2104Chihiro was very exposed on the channel,
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2:34:29–2:34:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2105hundreds of thousands of views. People
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2:34:33–2:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2106would recognize it, wouldn't they? I
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2:34:36–2:34:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2107wonder if my sister's been recognized. I
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2:34:37–2:34:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2108got recognized last weekend. I went to
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2:34:40–2:34:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2109Leeds Castle with Sunny, and then when I
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2:34:42–2:34:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2110got back, I got a comment saying, I just
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2:34:45–2:34:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2111saw Daniel at Leeds Castle. You would only
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2:34:47–2:34:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2112know that if you just saw me because I
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2:34:49–2:34:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2113didn't tell anyone. And then I got
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2:34:50–2:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2114recognized about 6 times in Japan this
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2:34:54–2:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2115year.
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2:34:56–2:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2116But it's weird, I never got recognized
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2:35:00–2:35:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2117once in Thailand. I think
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2:35:02–2:35:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2118I saw the subreddit. They made a new
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2:35:12–2:35:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2119subreddit and they think it's me that made
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2:35:15–2:35:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2120it. It's called H.I.M.R.
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2:35:17–2:35:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2121Talks. I didn't make a stupid
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2:35:21–2:35:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2122subreddit. It wasn't me. They keep
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2:35:25–2:35:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2123thinking it's me posting on the subreddit
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2:35:27–2:35:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2124because sometimes people defend me and
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2:35:29–2:35:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2125then they get downvoted and they get
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2:35:35–2:35:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2126accused of being me. It's not me. I don't
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2:35:36–2:35:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2127use Reddit. I don't have an account.
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2:35:40–2:35:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2128Or I had one, but it's not logged in.
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2:35:45–2:35:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2129They think I've got nothing better to do
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2:35:54–2:35:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2130than make fake accounts and defend myself
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2:35:57–2:36:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2131pretending to be someone else. I'm not
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2:36:01–2:36:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2132like you. I'm not sad. I've got better
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2:36:03–2:36:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2133things to do with my life.
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2:36:07–2:36:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2134Than making alt accounts and pretending to
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2:36:10–2:36:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2135be other people. It's funny they think I'm
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2:36:14–2:36:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2136such a loser, but then they do that loser
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2:36:17–2:36:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2137stuff themselves.
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2:36:19–2:36:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2138Hiding My Room Talks is banned. What,
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2:36:22–2:36:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2139already? What did they do?
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2:36:24–2:36:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2140Probably stalking stuff.
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2:36:49–2:36:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2141Why does Sam Pepper hate you? Did he say
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2:37:06–2:37:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2142he hates me? He doesn't even know me.
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2:37:09–2:37:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2143We talked on the phone once and he just
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2:37:14–2:37:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2144insulted my accent. Bro,
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2:37:18–2:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2145why'd you talk like that? Well, like, not
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2:37:21–2:37:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2146a retard like you. Why you speak like
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2:37:25–2:37:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2147that, bro?
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2:37:29–2:37:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2148Bro, why you sound posh, innit?
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2:37:33–2:37:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2149I don't know,
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2:37:39–2:37:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2150I don't sound that posh, do I?
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2:37:44–2:37:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2151Because that's how people around me spoke
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2:37:56–2:37:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2152when I grew up. Duh.
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2:37:59–2:38:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2153Actually, a lot of people at my school
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2:38:04–2:38:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2154sounded a bit chavvy.
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2:38:06–2:38:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2155I don't know, because my mum doesn't speak
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2:38:14–2:38:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2156like this, obviously. I don't think I
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2:38:17–2:38:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2157sound like my dad. My dad— I don't
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2:38:20–2:38:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2158know what my dad sounded like. You've seen
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2:38:24–2:38:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2159my dad, haven't you? In the Christmas
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2:38:27–2:38:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2160videos. I don't think I sound like him. I
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2:38:29–2:38:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2161don't know what I sound like. Like a weird
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2:38:32–2:38:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2162mixture of my dad, and then I say some— I
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2:38:34–2:38:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2163say certain words in a weird way, like
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2:38:37–2:38:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2164chicken, because my mum says it. Oh, my
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2:38:40–2:38:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2165mum made chicken soup. When Sunny was
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2:38:43–2:38:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2166here, my mum kept saying the word chicken
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2:38:45–2:38:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2167and Sunny kept laughing, and my mum was
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2:38:47–2:38:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2168like, what's so funny? And then I
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2:38:50–2:38:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2169said, now you know why I say chicken like
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2:38:54–2:38:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2170I say chicken.
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2:38:56–2:38:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2171I can't say it properly now. It's just
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2:39:00–2:39:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2172ingrained in my brain to say it like that.
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2:39:03–2:39:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2173Chicken. That sounds weird to me.
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2:39:07–2:39:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2174He's not a retard if he's a millionaire.
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2:39:23–2:39:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2175Well, he sounds like one. Maybe he's not
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2:39:26–2:39:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2176one, but he sounds like one. People used
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2:39:28–2:39:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2177to think I was clever because I sound
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2:39:32–2:39:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2178clever. Just because you sound like
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2:39:33–2:39:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2179something doesn't mean you are something.
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2:39:37–2:39:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2180Thing. Just cuz fish is born in the ocean
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2:39:41–2:39:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2181doesn't make it a whale.
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2:39:45–2:39:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2182Just cuz sea lion is born in the
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2:39:50–2:39:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2183sea doesn't make it a fish in it.
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2:39:54–2:39:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2184It's not even a lion.
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2:40:07–2:40:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2185It looks more like a dog. Don't sea lions—
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2:40:12–2:40:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2186don't they look like they descended from
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2:40:15–2:40:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2187dogs? They got the big nose and the
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2:40:17–2:40:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2188Wait, do dogs have whiskers?
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2:40:23–2:40:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2189I don't remember now. I actually don't
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2:40:28–2:40:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2190know. I haven't seen a dog in ages.
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2:40:32–2:40:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2191Do dogs have whiskers?
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2:40:36–2:40:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2192Oh yeah, they do have whiskers. Whiskers
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2:40:43–2:40:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2193are weird, aren't they? Can you imagine
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2:40:46–2:40:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2194having really long, thick, spiky pube
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2:40:49–2:40:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2195hairs coming out of your upper lip.
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2:40:53–2:40:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2196Why do they have those?
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2:40:58–2:40:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2197Cats and dogs— well, foxes have whiskers
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2:41:01–2:41:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2198too. What happens if you cut them off?
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2:41:04–2:41:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2199It just seems so weird.
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2:41:07–2:41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2200A bunch of random long hairs coming out of
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2:41:13–2:41:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2201your nose. Why are their noses so big
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2:41:16–2:41:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2202and black? And wet.
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2:41:19–2:41:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2203Dogs are so weird.
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2:41:25–2:41:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2204It's funny because they get, they get mad
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2:41:35–2:41:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2205as well, dogs. Like if you trick them,
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2:41:38–2:41:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2206they get pissed. If you pretend there's
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2:41:42–2:41:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2207food in your hand and then you open it and
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2:41:45–2:41:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2208there's nothing, they'll start barking at
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2:41:46–2:41:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2209you. It's kind of funny.
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2:41:48–2:41:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2210Or if you pretend to ignore them and give
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2:41:55–2:41:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2211lots— the sun's coming down.
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2:41:58–2:41:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2212Do I like being called Dan? No, I don't
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2:42:10–2:42:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2213like it. I don't feel like I'm a Dan.
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2:42:13–2:42:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2214Dan would be someone
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2:42:18–2:42:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2215who goes to the pub and watches Manchester
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2:42:21–2:42:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2216United. I like Daniel,
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2:42:24–2:42:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2217but I don't like Daniel. I like Daniel the
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2:42:28–2:42:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2218English way. I don't like the American way
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2:42:31–2:42:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2219of saying my name. Oh, hey, Daniel.
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2:42:36–2:42:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2220Daniel. Daniel. Reminds me of Ice Poseidon
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2:42:42–2:42:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2221when he says my name. Yo,
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2:42:44–2:42:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2222Daniel.
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2:42:48–2:42:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2223Americans say stuff funny.
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2:42:54–2:42:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2224They say, why do English people pronounce
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2:42:58–2:43:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2225it as aluminium? Because there's an extra
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2:43:01–2:43:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2226I in -inium. Did you know Amberlynn Reid,
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2:43:03–2:43:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2227who is 500 pounds— oh, facts. Recently
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2:43:05–2:43:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2228made a video putting a crumble cookie in
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2:43:08–2:43:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2229her pussy. It also came out that she dated
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2:43:10–2:43:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2230a married woman and is now doing a feeder.
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2:43:13–2:43:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2231You should do crazy shit again and you'd
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2:43:16–2:43:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2232get views like her. Lol. Yeah, she does
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2:43:18–2:43:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2233have the YouTube spirit to keep
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2:43:20–2:43:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2234doing crazy stuff. I got fed up. I don't
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2:43:24–2:43:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2235cuz I was really hungry for the YouTube
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2:43:29–2:43:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2236fame, so I was willing to do anything.
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2:43:33–2:43:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2237And then at some point I just burnt out
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2:43:34–2:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2238and I couldn't be bothered doing it
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2:43:36–2:43:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2239anymore. I don't know why I lost,
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2:43:38–2:43:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2240I lost the hunger.
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2:43:41–2:43:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2241I think it's because I thought I could
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2:43:47–2:43:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2242become a stock genius, I didn't need
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2:43:49–2:43:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2243YouTube anymore.
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2:43:51–2:43:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2244And then I kind of shut down that part of
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2:43:56–2:43:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2245my brain that was hunger for fame.
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2:43:58–2:43:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2246How do I reactivate it? But I don't want
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2:44:01–2:44:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2247to do weird stuff, because what if I do
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2:44:04–2:44:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2248the weird thing and I get backlash from my
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2:44:08–2:44:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2249family and it doesn't get any views
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2:44:11–2:44:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2250anyway?
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2:44:12–2:44:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2251I want a nice peaceful life. I don't want
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2:44:25–2:44:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2252a crazy life. I don't want to meet crazy
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2:44:27–2:44:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2253people. Yeah, anyway, I was saying
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2:44:30–2:44:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2254aluminium has the -inium bit in it because
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2:44:33–2:44:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2255lots of elements have it, like caesium,
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2:44:40–2:44:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2256calcium, magnesium.
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2:44:43–2:44:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2257Why don't you say Calcium
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2:44:49–2:44:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2258or magnesium or palladium.
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2:44:53–2:44:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2259There's palladium. Why is it only
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2:44:59–2:45:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2260aluminium you can't be bothered saying
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2:45:02–2:45:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2261properly and it's got to be aluminum?
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2:45:05–2:45:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2262What about— what
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2:45:07–2:45:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2263else is that? Magnesium. You could say
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2:45:13–2:45:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2264magnesium.
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2:45:16–2:45:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2265It's just weird how you choose that one
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2:45:19–2:45:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2266word to ditch the I and pronounce
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2:45:21–2:45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2267it in a really weird way and then laugh at
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2:45:25–2:45:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2268us British for saying it properly. Do
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2:45:28–2:45:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2269benign weird things like dancing in weird
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2:45:31–2:45:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2270ways or listening to weird music. No, I
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2:45:33–2:45:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2271don't dance. Or just saying things that
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2:45:35–2:45:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2272don't make any sense. It doesn't have to
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2:45:37–2:45:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2273be gaining hundreds of pounds or
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2:45:40–2:45:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2274destroying your life. Although I guess
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2:45:42–2:45:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2275that helps. What if I get a Tesla and I
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2:45:44–2:45:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2276fit it with hot sex dolls?
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2:45:47–2:45:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2277You know what I want to do? I want to buy
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2:45:53–2:45:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2278a lamb carcass off this butcher website,
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2:45:55–2:45:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2279but it costs £140. I want to hoist it up
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2:45:58–2:46:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2280in the garden and then I want to set it on
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2:46:01–2:46:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2281fire and make barbecue lamb. That'd be
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2:46:04–2:46:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2282cool. And I'd eat it. So I'd have lamb
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2:46:07–2:46:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2283chops for months.
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2:46:11–2:46:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2284Cooking with Daniel. I get like a katana
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2:46:14–2:46:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2285and chop it up. Or I get a chainsaw
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2:46:16–2:46:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2286and then cut it up and then just cook it
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2:46:21–2:46:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2287in funny ways using fire.
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2:46:24–2:46:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2288That's something I'd like to do. Extreme
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2:46:29–2:46:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2289Cooking with Daniel.
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2:46:31–2:46:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2290But even that's too expensive.
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2:46:40–2:46:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2291£140 for a lamb carcass from
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2:46:44–2:46:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2292the butcher's.
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2:46:49–2:46:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2293The honesty in your videos is what made me
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2:47:01–2:47:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2294keep watching. I think I'm still
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2:47:03–2:47:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2295honest. What am I not honest about?
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2:47:07–2:47:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2296I only keep things a secret if I feel like
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2:47:12–2:47:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2297it's going to upset someone that I don't
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2:47:15–2:47:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2298want to upset.
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2:47:16–2:47:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2299I don't like upsetting people.
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2:47:22–2:47:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2300To be honest,
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2:47:27–2:47:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2301I don't know what else or how I could be
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2:47:34–2:47:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2302more honest. I think I'm still honest.
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2:47:36–2:47:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2303Does cereal talk upset Sunny.
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2:47:48–2:47:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2304Uh, I don't think— I don't
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2:47:53–2:47:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2305I don't think any girl would be happy to
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2:48:05–2:48:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2306be discussed like that online.
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2:48:10–2:48:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2307Not that there's anything to discuss.
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2:48:23–2:48:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2308Chihiro probably makes more money than me
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2:48:42–2:48:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2309now. It's annoying.
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2:48:44–2:48:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2310Can't even brag about how I make triple
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2:48:48–2:48:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2311what she makes anymore.
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2:48:50–2:48:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2312I wonder how much she makes now. ¥400,000
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2:48:55–2:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2313a month?
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2:48:57–2:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2314I think she got something new, cuz I
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2:49:02–2:49:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2315remember talking to her back in 2021 and
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2:49:03–2:49:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2316she said— cuz I asked her, why don't you
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2:49:06–2:49:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2317make YouTube videos anymore? And she said
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2:49:08–2:49:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2318she, she found something else to do and
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2:49:10–2:49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2319she doesn't have time to make videos
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2:49:14–2:49:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2320anymore. I wonder what she found. She
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2:49:15–2:49:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2321wouldn't tell me.
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2:49:18–2:49:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2322Maybe she found a good way to make good
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2:49:30–2:49:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2323money.
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2:49:32–2:49:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2324Any news I missed last couple weeks?
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2:49:40–2:49:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2325Last couple weeks?
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2:49:44–2:49:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2326Sunny came to my house on the weekend.
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2:49:47–2:49:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2327Apart from that, nothing really. Oh,
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2:49:52–2:49:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2328I got approved for financing a Tesla.
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2:49:56–2:49:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2329I've got 4 days to approve it.
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2:49:59–2:50:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2330But the insurance is so expensive, I don't
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2:50:03–2:50:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2331think I can justify it. If it was just the
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2:50:06–2:50:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2332Tesla, I would easily get it. It's £200 a
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2:50:09–2:50:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2333month, £5,000 deposit,
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2:50:11–2:50:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2334but I can't pay for the insurance. So
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2:50:15–2:50:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2335expensive.
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2:50:18–2:50:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2336It would be £3,000 for a year of
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2:50:25–2:50:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2337insurance. Plus 5,000 deposit,
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2:50:29–2:50:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2338that's 8,000, and then 200 every month for
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2:50:32–2:50:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_233942 months. I would
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2:50:35–2:50:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2340have no money left. I'd have to sell all
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2:50:39–2:50:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2341my stocks just to pay the deposit and the
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2:50:40–2:50:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2342My tongue hurts. I'm getting tongue lumps
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2:50:50–2:50:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2343again. Maybe I need more vitamin
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2:50:52–2:50:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2344C.
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2:50:57–2:50:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2345Market's a bit boring today.
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2:51:12–2:51:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2346Maybe I'll just sell everything, buy a car
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2:51:15–2:51:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2347this weekend. If I sell,
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2:51:17–2:51:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2348I got 1,000— I got 900 in Tesla, I got
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2:51:22–2:51:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_23491,500 in China.
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2:51:25–2:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2350Today's Friday, UK market is closing
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2:51:28–2:51:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2351in I think half an hour.
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2:51:32–2:51:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2352Uh, I'm down £300. I lost £300 in China.
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2:51:36–2:51:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2353No, I need to think about it more, not
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2:51:46–2:51:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2354just impulse buy it.
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2:51:48–2:51:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2355Well, I don't want to sell China because I
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2:52:06–2:52:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2356think it's bottomed. I don't think it's
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2:52:08–2:52:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2357going to go down more.
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2:52:11–2:52:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2358I'm hungry.
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2:52:48–2:52:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2359I'm a bit scared of holding Tesla stock.
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2:53:00–2:53:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2360Elon's getting a bit crazy recently. I
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2:53:03–2:53:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2361don't know,
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2:53:06–2:53:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2362he seems like he's becoming a bit
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2:53:11–2:53:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2363unhinged, don't you think? I wish he
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2:53:13–2:53:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2364wasn't so politically vocal. The stock
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2:53:17–2:53:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2365would probably do better.
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2:53:20–2:53:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2366Yeah, if he just shut up, the stock would
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2:53:26–2:53:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2367go up more.
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2:53:28–2:53:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2368Now he's like trying to pick fights with
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2:53:33–2:53:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2369Keir Starmer on Twitter.
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2:53:35–2:53:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2370He's getting really political recently.
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2:53:46–2:53:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2371Sell my Tesla stock to buy a cheap rubbish
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2:54:04–2:54:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2372car, maybe.
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2:54:08–2:54:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2373Why do I have a pink keyboard? It's red.
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2:54:12–2:54:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2374Blood red. It's not pink.
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2:54:15–2:54:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2375Get your eyes tested.
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2:54:20–2:54:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2376Maybe it's just faded in the sun. I heard
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2:54:34–2:54:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2377red cars, after a while they turn a bit
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2:54:37–2:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2378pink.
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2:54:39–2:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2379I'm not still losing money in China.
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2:54:43–2:54:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2380You only lose if you sell. I've been down
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2:54:52–2:54:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2381between 16 and 18% for
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2:54:56–2:55:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2382months now. Unless it goes down more,
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2:55:00–2:55:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2383then I won't lose more.
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2:55:04–2:55:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2384I don't like Honda Civics. Me and my mum
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2:55:13–2:55:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2385test drove one 2 years ago. The seat is
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2:55:16–2:55:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2386really low and you can't raise this. I
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2:55:19–2:55:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2387mean, you can, but you keep raising it,
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2:55:22–2:55:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2388you end up hitting your head on the
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2:55:24–2:55:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2389ceiling and it still feels low. It's like
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2:55:25–2:55:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2390one of those racer cars, isn't it? Bucket
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2:55:28–2:55:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2391seat. I don't like those cars.
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2:55:31–2:55:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2392Still no delivery jobs.
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2:55:58–2:55:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2393Imagine one pops up and I accept it.
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2:56:01–2:56:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2394I gotta rush out and quickly buy a car in
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2:56:05–2:56:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2395the next 30 minutes so I can do the job.
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2:56:07–2:56:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2396I keep getting really hungry around 4 PM.
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2:56:37–2:56:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2397Don't know why. I had lunch.
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2:56:39–2:56:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2398I feel like I'm just bored, so I want to
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2:56:56–2:56:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2399eat because that's kind of fun.
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2:56:58–2:57:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2400Binge eating.
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2:57:01–2:57:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2401Are there even Tesla chargers around here?
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2:57:22–2:57:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2402I wouldn't— you— I wouldn't use a public
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2:57:27–2:57:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2403charger. I'd plug it into my house,
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2:57:29–2:57:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2404but there probably is. Let me see.
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2:57:33–2:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2405Superchargers are the most expensive way
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2:57:38–2:57:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2406of charging it.
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2:57:40–2:57:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2407Isn't it like 35p per kilowatt? But if you
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2:57:44–2:57:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2408charge at home, it's like 15p.
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2:57:48–2:57:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2409There's a Supercharger outside of
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2:57:51–2:57:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2410Maidstone.
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2:57:53–2:57:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2411Bearstead Road.
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2:58:00–2:58:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2412Where does all my money go? You don't
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2:58:18–2:58:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2413buy good gear. What, for my streams?
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2:58:22–2:58:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2414Uh, pay £12 a month Freetrade stocks and
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2:58:27–2:58:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2415shares ISA, £9 a month Amazon Prime, £20 a
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2:58:31–2:58:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2416month for my LiveU Solo finance plan.
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2:58:35–2:58:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2417£12 a month for my phone data,
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2:58:39–2:58:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2418so I'm paying about £50 a month on
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2:58:47–2:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2419subscription stuff.
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2:58:50–2:58:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2420Oh, the fly is back.
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2:59:01–2:59:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2421I'm using my S10 Plus, Samsung S10 Plus,
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2:59:15–2:59:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2422to make videos and stream now. You know,
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2:59:19–2:59:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2423this phone only cost £500 when I bought it
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2:59:22–2:59:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2424in 2019, and it's a flagship phone. I
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2:59:25–2:59:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2425think I got it refurbished. Phones were so
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2:59:29–2:59:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2426cheap back then, 2019, and it came out in
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2:59:33–2:59:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_24272019, so it was like a brand new flagship
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2:59:35–2:59:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2428phone and it was only £550. And nowadays
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2:59:39–2:59:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2429you pay over £1,000 to get the flagship
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2:59:42–2:59:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2430big size model. It's still a good phone.
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2:59:46–2:59:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2431It's a bit slow, I guess. The cameras
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2:59:50–2:59:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2432aren't great. I think this looks good
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2:59:53–2:59:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2433though, don't you think? I thought my
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2:59:55–2:59:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2434garden vlog looked pretty good. I filmed
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2:59:58–3:00:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2435it on this good old S10 Plus.
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3:00:00–3:00:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2436What happened to Fasta?
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3:00:30–3:00:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2437Uh, when I tried apologizing to her, she
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3:00:33–3:00:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2438got all weird. She was like, you never
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3:00:36–3:00:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2439loved me, you never cared. Hope you happy
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3:00:40–3:00:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2440with Sunny. Goodbye forever. And then
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3:00:43–3:00:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2441she blocked me.
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3:00:46–3:00:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2442I shouldn't have bothered. I was trying to
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3:01:00–3:01:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2443be nice and say sorry.
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3:01:03–3:01:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2444I'm so sorry, not my
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3:01:21–3:01:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2445fault.
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3:01:24–3:01:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2446Imagine we just show up in Thailand next
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3:01:35–3:01:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2447day and knock on the door. Do you think
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3:01:37–3:01:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2448she's removed me from the fingerprint
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3:01:39–3:01:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2449security thing. That must have been
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3:01:43–3:01:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2450awkward. You got to go down to the
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3:01:45–3:01:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2451security office and say, I want to remove
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3:01:47–3:01:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2452my boyfriend's fingerprint,
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3:01:48–3:01:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2453unless it's still there and I can get into
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3:01:52–3:01:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2454the building. Stalking part 2,
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3:01:54–3:01:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2455Thailand version. I would not do that in
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3:01:58–3:02:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2456Thailand. Japan's not too bad because the
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3:02:01–3:02:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2457police are quite nice and friendly, but in
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3:02:05–3:02:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2458Thailand they're probably trying to Scam
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3:02:06–3:02:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2459you, try and blackmail you.
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3:02:08–3:02:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2460Oh, I hit the fly, but it didn't even do
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3:02:13–3:02:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2461anything. Too weak to swat the fly.
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3:02:15–3:02:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2462You do not want to mess with the police in
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3:02:19–3:02:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2463Thailand. They would fuck you up. They'd
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3:02:21–3:02:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2464probably lock you in a jail cell and
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3:02:25–3:02:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2465demand you pay them $10,000 or something.
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3:02:26–3:02:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2466Police are corrupt as hell in Thailand.
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3:02:32–3:02:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2467We had to bribe the police, you know,
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3:02:35–3:02:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2468because she did some— something weird,
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3:02:37–3:02:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2469like she was driving in the wrong lane on
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3:02:40–3:02:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2470the motorway. And then we stopped by this
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3:02:42–3:02:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2471policeman to ask him for directions, and
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3:02:46–3:02:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2472he was like, oh, you did something bad.
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3:02:48–3:02:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2473Give me some money. They just bribe
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3:02:50–3:02:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2474you. Can you imagine the police bribing
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3:02:54–3:02:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2475you? So corrupt.
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3:02:55–3:02:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2476Yeah, I'm scared. You don't want to mess
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3:03:01–3:03:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2477around in Thailand, especially after what
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3:03:03–3:03:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2478happened to Ice.
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3:03:06–3:03:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2479Sawadee khrap. Guess I'll never have to
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3:03:17–3:03:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2480use my Thai skills.
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3:03:20–3:03:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2481ขอบคุณครับ. I can't believe I was there
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3:03:32–3:03:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2482for nearly 2 years. I could have been here
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3:03:34–3:03:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2483in England driving, building up no claims
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3:03:38–3:03:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2484discount so I don't have to get destroyed
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3:03:41–3:03:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2485on insurance when I buy a Tesla. If I
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3:03:43–3:03:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2486could claim 2 years no claims discount on
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3:03:47–3:03:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2487a Tesla insurance, it'd be way cheaper.
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3:03:49–3:03:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2488Or if I get the Pass Plus certificate, I
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3:03:53–3:03:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2489could get cheaper insurance, but it costs
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3:03:56–3:03:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2490like £200 to do that course. 6-hour
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3:03:58–3:04:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2491course, there's no test. You only pass it
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3:04:01–3:04:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2492if your instructor feels like you're
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3:04:04–3:04:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2493Yeah, I guess in the end it was a bit of a
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3:04:23–3:04:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2494waste of time going to Thailand. 2 years
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3:04:25–3:04:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2495killed my channel as well.
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3:04:31–3:04:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2496Channel really died in Thailand. I lost
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3:04:35–3:04:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2497thousands of subs.
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3:04:38–3:04:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2498Hey, after the whole Elden Ring thing, I
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3:04:52–3:04:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2499was getting like 15k views. I did a couple
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3:04:54–3:04:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_250050k bangers with my Do Not Come to Japan
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3:04:58–3:05:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2501video stuff. Ex-wife Still Wants to Get
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3:05:01–3:05:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2502Back with Me got like 20k.
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3:05:05–3:05:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2503I think the best thing about getting a car
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3:05:31–3:05:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2504would be I can drive to McDonald's. And
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3:05:33–3:05:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2505get a Big Mac. I can't get McDonald's
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3:05:35–3:05:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2506here. I would have to get the train to
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3:05:39–3:05:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2507Maidstone. I'd have to walk 20 minutes to
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3:05:42–3:05:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2508the train station, get on the train,
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3:05:45–3:05:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_250950-minute train journey to Maidstone,
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3:05:47–3:05:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2510then walk from the train station to
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3:05:50–3:05:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2511McDonald's in the town centre, and then
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3:05:52–3:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2512get back on the train, which would be an
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3:05:54–3:05:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2513hour later because there's only one train
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3:05:56–3:05:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2514per hour. 50 minutes back and then half an
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3:05:58–3:06:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2515hour walk back from the train station. It
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3:06:02–3:06:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2516would take like 3 hours to get McDonald's.
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3:06:04–3:06:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2517God, this flight is really pissing me off.
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3:06:10–3:06:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2518Nearly got it.
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3:06:20–3:06:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2519I can go visit the hotel I dropped Peter
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3:06:29–3:06:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2520off at. Dropped off at the hotel next
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3:06:30–3:06:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2521to the McDonald's on the M20.
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3:06:35–3:06:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2522I had a friend who used to work at the
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3:06:39–3:06:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2523Road Chef because his mum works there when
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3:06:41–3:06:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2524he was like 16, and I was jealous because
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3:06:44–3:06:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2525I wanted to get a job too.
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3:06:46–3:06:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2526My friends, when they got to— when they
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3:06:51–3:06:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2527were 16, they all got these mopeds.
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3:06:54–3:06:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2528Little Peugeot 50cc moped, and they
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3:06:57–3:07:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2529ditched me. We used to ride our bicycles
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3:07:01–3:07:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2530to school every day, and then as soon as
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3:07:03–3:07:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2531they turned 16, they both got little 50cc
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3:07:05–3:07:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2532mopeds and they'd whiz past me. I'd be a
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3:07:09–3:07:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2533little Larry loner riding my bicycle.
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3:07:12–3:07:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2534Felt sad. My dad wouldn't buy me one. It
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3:07:14–3:07:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2535would only cost £200 to buy a little
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3:07:19–3:07:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2536moped, but he wouldn't get me one.
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3:07:21–3:07:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2537Probably because he was scared I was going
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3:07:23–3:07:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2538to crash and then it would be his fault.
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3:07:24–3:07:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2539Yeah. When I was young, I wanted money to
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3:07:35–3:07:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2540buy stuff like Warhammer. And then they
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3:07:38–3:07:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2541got to 17. They all bought first cars.
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3:07:41–3:07:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2542They passed their driving test as soon as
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3:07:43–3:07:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2543they reached 17.
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3:07:46–3:07:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2544I don't know why my dad didn't encourage
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3:07:51–3:07:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2545me to learn to drive or anything.
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3:07:53–3:07:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2546I didn't even think about driving until I
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3:07:57–3:07:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2547was about 20.
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3:07:59–3:08:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2548Took some lessons, failed the test, gave
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3:08:02–3:08:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2549up, tried again about
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3:08:04–3:08:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_255013 years later.
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3:08:10–3:08:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2551Imagine if I had like 10 years no claims
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3:08:14–3:08:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2552discount, no claims
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3:08:18–3:08:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2553bonus.
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3:08:21–3:08:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2554I'd get way cheaper insurance if I had
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3:08:35–3:08:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2555passed when I was 17.
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3:08:38–3:08:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2556Because then I could say, oh, I've been
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3:08:41–3:08:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2557driving for 20 years when I haven't
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3:08:43–3:08:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2558Well, if I had an accident, I wouldn't
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3:09:00–3:09:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2559even tell the insurance company. I would
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3:09:03–3:09:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2560just fix it myself. Like,
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3:09:05–3:09:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2561if you get a little dent, do you call the
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3:09:09–3:09:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2562insurance company, or do you just pay the
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3:09:12–3:09:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2563mechanic and get him to fix it?
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3:09:15–3:09:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2564I honestly wouldn't care if you get a
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3:09:18–3:09:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2565dent. Like, who cares? You got a little
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3:09:21–3:09:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2566dent or a little scratch. I would just
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3:09:22–3:09:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2567leave it. Whatever. Put a piece of paper
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3:09:25–3:09:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2568over it.
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3:09:29–3:09:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2569DIY fix it, unless it's
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3:09:37–3:09:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2570really bad crash where you need it fixed,
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3:09:42–3:09:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2571otherwise it's not road legal, then I
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3:09:45–3:09:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2572wouldn't bother.
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3:09:48–3:09:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2573Yeah, when I was 17, I was too busy
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3:09:55–3:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2574Selling dirty underwear to idiots on
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3:09:59–3:10:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2575Craigslist whilst pretending to be a horny
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3:10:01–3:10:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2576Japanese girl who just moved to London and
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3:10:04–3:10:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2577wants to make some extra cash selling her
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3:10:07–3:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2578smelly panties. That's what I was doing.
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3:10:09–3:10:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2579It was pretty fun though. I'd get the
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3:10:16–3:10:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2580pictures, I'd write the description.
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3:10:18–3:10:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2581I'm Japanese girl from Tokyo. My name is
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3:10:21–3:10:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2582Haruki. I want to make some money
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3:10:25–3:10:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2583selling my smelly sweaty underwear.
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3:10:28–3:10:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2584Please contact me. You have no idea how
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3:10:33–3:10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2585easy it was. You get so many people
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3:10:36–3:10:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2586messaging you.
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3:10:40–3:10:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2587Yeah, I made hundreds of pounds every
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3:10:47–3:10:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2588month. Doing that. I stopped doing it
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3:10:49–3:10:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2589because I got scared I'd get in trouble
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3:10:52–3:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2590because I was making— it was working a bit
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3:10:54–3:10:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2591too well. I didn't think anyone's actually
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3:10:56–3:10:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2592going to go to the police. What are you
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3:10:59–3:11:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2593going to say? Oh, I was buying dirty
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3:11:00–3:11:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2594underwear and I got scammed. It's only
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3:11:03–3:11:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2595$10. I don't think anyone's going to care
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3:11:06–3:11:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2596One guy was from Australia. He gave me
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3:11:13–3:11:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2597like $50. To send him some dirty
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3:11:15–3:11:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2598underwear. So I bought some and I wore it,
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3:11:18–3:11:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2599and then I sent it off to him. He's
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3:11:21–3:11:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2600probably rubbing it all over his face
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3:11:23–3:11:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2601thinking hot Japanese girl was wearing it
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3:11:25–3:11:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2602when it was a guy who rubbed his willy on
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3:11:27–3:11:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2603it instead. I wonder
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3:11:30–3:11:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2604what he did with them.
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3:11:34–3:11:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2605Well, as long as he didn't know, then he
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3:11:38–3:11:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2606would enjoy it, wouldn't he?
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3:11:41–3:11:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2607Rub my cheese all over it.
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3:11:45–3:11:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2608I wonder if you're even allowed— would you
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3:11:49–3:11:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2609even be allowed to get that through border
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3:11:51–3:11:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2610control? Because Australia is pretty
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3:11:53–3:11:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2611strict. Introduce a new, new— what's it— a
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3:11:59–3:12:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2613Australian borders.
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3:12:03–3:12:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2614Anglochlamydia. Bio— yeah, biohazard.
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3:12:18–3:12:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2615They probably burned it when
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3:12:20–3:12:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2616it was going through security. I don't
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3:12:24–3:12:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2617know. I watched that Australian
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3:12:26–3:12:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2618border control program and they catch
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3:12:30–3:12:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2619people smuggling stuff in. And they do
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3:12:33–3:12:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2620some crazy stuff, like they try and put
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3:12:40–3:12:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2623or they stuff it up their bum, or you get
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3:12:44–3:12:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2624crazy Chinese women trying to smuggle in
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3:12:47–3:12:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2625fruit because they need vitamin C,
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3:12:50–3:12:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2626as if Australia doesn't have any fruit.
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3:12:55–3:12:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2627I'm not Chinese. I was born in
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3:13:02–3:13:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2628England, not China.
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3:13:07–3:13:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2629I don't have any Malaysian ethnicity, not
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3:13:23–3:13:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2630even 1%. It's annoying I can't log into my
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3:13:26–3:13:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2631DNA test anymore because I've forgotten
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3:13:29–3:13:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2632the password.
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3:13:30–3:13:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2633I remember when I took that test, people
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3:13:36–3:13:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2634were calling me idiot in the comments
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3:13:37–3:13:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2635because I gave my DNA to the Canadian
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3:13:40–3:13:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2636government. Oh no,
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3:13:43–3:13:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2637as if it's really affected my life.
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3:13:46–3:13:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2638I'm like 49% white European
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3:13:52–3:13:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2639and 40% Han Chinese and about 8%
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3:13:57–3:13:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2640Vietnamese and like 0.1% sub-Saharan
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3:14:00–3:14:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2641African. I think I got some Yakult in me
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3:14:04–3:14:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2642too, like 0.1% Yakult.
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3:14:08–3:14:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2643I don't know why. Isn't that like a tribe
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3:14:13–3:14:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2644in Siberia?
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3:14:17–3:14:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2645The most eastern edge of Russia.
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3:14:20–3:14:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2646No, not Yakult, uh, Yakut, I think.
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3:14:24–3:14:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2647They're like where the Native Americans
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3:14:33–3:14:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2648migrated from, so they look like Native
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3:14:36–3:14:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2649Yakut women.
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3:14:42–3:14:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2650Yeah, they literally look just like Native
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3:14:48–3:14:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2651Americans. That's where they came from,
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3:14:50–3:14:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2652the Native Americans. They crossed over
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3:14:53–3:14:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2653the land bridge when Russia was connected
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3:14:55–3:14:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2654to America.
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3:14:58–3:14:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2655They look kind of hot, Yakut women.
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3:15:05–3:15:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2656I still can't believe Alaska used to be
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3:15:31–3:15:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2657Russian. And then Russia sold it to
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3:15:33–3:15:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2658America, and then America found out
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3:15:36–3:15:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2659there's oil in Alaska. That's crazy.
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3:15:39–3:15:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2660America really is just all stolen land.
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3:15:44–3:15:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2661Half of it was Mexican, like Texas and
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3:15:48–3:15:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2662stuff, and then they invaded
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3:15:51–3:15:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2663it and they had a war with Mexico and they
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3:15:55–3:15:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2664beat Mexico and they just took a bunch of
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3:15:57–3:15:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2665Daniel's fed up with his job. Yeah, cuz
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3:16:10–3:16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2666there's no growth. All I do is lose subs,
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3:16:13–3:16:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2667the views go down and down. There's
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3:16:16–3:16:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2668nothing to get excited about. Anytime I
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3:16:18–3:16:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2669try and put effort into making content,
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3:16:22–3:16:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2670it flops. Like,
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3:16:23–3:16:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2671oh, expensive Japanese ryokan, 3K views.
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3:16:27–3:16:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2672Cost me $700 to stay there and I made $15.
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3:16:31–3:16:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2673Caledonian sleeper train, 4K views.
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3:16:36–3:16:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2674Why, why even bother doing anything?
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3:16:42–3:16:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2675What's the point?
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3:16:53–3:16:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2676All these other people do like Japanese
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3:17:02–3:17:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2677sleeper train, they get 20 million views.
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3:17:04–3:17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2678I do it, I get 4K views.
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3:17:07–3:17:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2679That's why all I do now is sit in my room
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3:17:16–3:17:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2680and stream, because at least it doesn't
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3:17:18–3:17:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2681cost me anything.
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3:17:19–3:17:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2682Your channel's shadowbanned. Well, I put
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3:17:26–3:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2683the same video onto different channels and
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3:17:29–3:17:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2684they all don't get views either.
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3:17:32–3:17:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2685You want quick results? You shouldn't have
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3:17:39–3:17:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2686to wait long because that guy, the
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3:17:43–3:17:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2687neuroscientist in the mountains, He made
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3:17:45–3:17:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2688his channel 2 months ago and he's made
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3:17:48–3:17:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2689like 20 videos and he makes that one,
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3:17:51–3:17:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2690gets 10 million views.
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3:17:52–3:17:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2691It shouldn't take decades of grinding.
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3:17:56–3:17:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2692If it's gonna go viral, it's gonna go
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3:18:00–3:18:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2693viral whether you've been doing YouTube
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3:18:03–3:18:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2694for 2 days or 2 years.
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3:18:06–3:18:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2695I wonder if any of you guys, if you just
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3:18:28–3:18:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2696copied one of my videos, exact same
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3:18:31–3:18:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2697title, but you use your own voice,
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3:18:34–3:18:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2698And do like Elden Ring video. Just make it
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3:18:38–3:18:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2699exactly like mine and then see if you get
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3:18:42–3:18:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2700any views. So if you get no views, then
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3:18:45–3:18:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2701that means I'm not shadowbanned.
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3:18:49–3:18:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2702But then if you go viral, then it means
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3:18:54–3:18:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2703I'm probably shadowbanned and I'd be
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3:18:56–3:18:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2704Maybe there's just too many people trying
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3:19:05–3:19:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2705to make videos, too much competition.
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3:19:07–3:19:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2706Main reason you were getting a car so you
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3:19:46–3:19:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2707can drive to see Sunny.
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3:19:48–3:19:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2708Uh, yeah, that would be one of the
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3:19:53–3:19:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2709reasons. The other reason is because I
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3:19:56–3:19:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2710want to do Amazon Flex driving,
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3:19:57–3:19:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2711but It keeps saying there's no— they don't
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3:19:59–3:20:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2712want any drivers in my area.
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3:20:03–3:20:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2713If I could make money using the car, I
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3:20:12–3:20:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2714would definitely get one.
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3:20:14–3:20:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2715But to see Sunny would not make any money.
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3:20:18–3:20:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2716It would be at that point, it would be
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3:20:21–3:20:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2717like luxury purchase,
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3:20:23–3:20:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2718because I could just get a bus, I guess.
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3:20:27–3:20:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2719You can't steal the packages because
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3:20:36–3:20:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2720they'll know it's me. You scan the items
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3:20:38–3:20:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2721and they know that I've been assigned to
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3:20:41–3:20:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2722those parcels, so it'd be kind of stupid
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3:20:43–3:20:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2723to steal it. They'd find
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3:20:45–3:20:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2724out straight away.
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3:20:49–3:20:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2725Maybe I try get the Uber license, become
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3:21:09–3:21:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2726an Uber driver, because then I can do it
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3:21:13–3:21:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2727anywhere. I could just drive to Scotland
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3:21:15–3:21:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2728and do Uber.
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3:21:19–3:21:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2729I started the application process on Uber.
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3:21:25–3:21:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2730I've got to give them— well, I need
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3:21:27–3:21:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2731to get a car first because they need your
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3:21:31–3:21:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2732insurance number.
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3:21:33–3:21:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2733The little pictures on Uber look really
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3:21:39–3:21:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2734cool. They've got like Cartoon
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3:21:41–3:21:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2735thumbnail pictures on the app. The art's
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3:21:47–3:21:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2736pretty nice.
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3:21:50–3:21:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2737Earn by driving or delivering. So I have
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3:21:56–3:21:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2738to give them my DVLA electronic
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3:21:59–3:22:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2739counterpart check code, certificate of
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3:22:02–3:22:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2740motor insurance, and I've got to do a
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3:22:05–3:22:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2741background check.
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3:22:08–3:22:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2742So I guess if you got a criminal record,
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3:22:12–3:22:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2743you can't do Ubering.
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3:22:13–3:22:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2744But I'm a bit scared. What if there's
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3:22:28–3:22:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2745scary customers trying to steal my
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3:22:31–3:22:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2746burgers? And it'll make my car smell like
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3:22:34–3:22:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2747food, won't it?
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3:22:38–3:22:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2748If I drive a fancy car and I'm in London,
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3:22:44–3:22:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2749I'd get robbed. I feel like
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3:22:46–3:22:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2750the police won't even do anything.
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3:22:50–3:22:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2751Elisa Chung is you but successful.
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3:22:57–3:22:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2752Isn't her channel dead already? And she
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3:23:01–3:23:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2753barely posts much now.
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3:23:04–3:23:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2754She went viral and then her channel died
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3:23:09–3:23:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2755within a year. I don't think that's
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3:23:11–3:23:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2756successful. 5 months ago.
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3:23:13–3:23:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2757Her channel died so quick. She got viral.
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3:23:19–3:23:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2758Neat makes website to escape poverty. It
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3:23:23–3:23:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2759only got 500K views. But then after that,
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3:23:26–3:23:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2760she was only getting like 20k views.
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3:23:28–3:23:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2761It's a pretty quick drop-off.
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3:23:32–3:23:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2762I really milked my fame, didn't I?
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3:23:37–3:23:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2763Because I got viral on my No Friends
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3:23:39–3:23:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2764video, got 1.5 million. I somehow managed
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3:23:42–3:23:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2765to clickbait and milk it as much as I
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3:23:45–3:23:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2766could for like 5 years, getting what, 40k
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3:23:49–3:23:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2767views a video? I think I
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3:23:52–3:23:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2768did pretty good milking it.
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3:23:56–3:23:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2769I should have streamed more, probably
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3:24:01–3:24:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2770would have made more donos.
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3:24:03–3:24:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2771I was getting like 50k to 100k views
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3:24:11–3:24:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2772during my blow-up year, and then even 2019
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3:24:14–3:24:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2773I was still getting like 50-60k views.
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3:24:17–3:24:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2774When you get some kind of fame, you really
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3:24:26–3:24:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2775gotta milk it as hard as you can. Like
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3:24:30–3:24:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2776that Hokuto girl, she's really doing well,
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3:24:32–3:24:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2777I think, but she should make an OnlyFans,
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3:24:35–3:24:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2778but she won't because she's like, I'm not
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3:24:38–3:24:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2779that kind of girl, when she literally
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3:24:41–3:24:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2780becomes famous for spitting on a dick.
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3:24:43–3:24:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2781That's what everyone knows her for,
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3:24:49–3:24:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2782spitting on a dick. But she won't do
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3:24:51–3:24:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2783OnlyFans because all of a sudden she's got
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3:24:53–3:24:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2784morals now.
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3:24:55–3:24:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2785She could make like easy $20 million if
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3:25:01–3:25:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2786she did some nudes. No one's going to care
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3:25:04–3:25:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2787about her in a year. She's going to be
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3:25:08–3:25:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2788completely irrelevant.
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3:25:09–3:25:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2789I don't know how she got so famous. It
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3:25:29–3:25:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2790wasn't even that funny.
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3:25:32–3:25:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2791Hokuto spit on that thing. Oh wow.
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3:25:35–3:25:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2792Hilarious. I didn't even laugh. It was
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3:25:39–3:25:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2793just like, uh, I guess it's like a little
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3:25:41–3:25:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2794bit funny, but not funny enough to make me
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3:25:44–3:25:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2795laugh out loud.
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3:25:47–3:25:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2796What happened to the fish tank? I have no
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3:25:56–3:25:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2797idea. Faster said she gave it to a friend.
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3:25:58–3:26:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2798I don't know what the friend did with it.
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3:26:02–3:26:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2799Probably all dead now. My little babies,
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3:26:07–3:26:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2800my shrimp babies. I failed
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3:26:11–3:26:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2801them. They probably got eaten
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3:26:15–3:26:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2802in a tom yum soup. Tom yum goong.
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3:26:19–3:26:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2803Goong means shrimp in Thai.
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3:26:25–3:26:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2804Oh yeah, chicken is gao, isn't it? Just
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3:26:31–3:26:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2805like in Cantonese. So tom yum gao is tom
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3:26:34–3:26:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2806yum chicken soup.
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3:26:37–3:26:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2807Oh, there's a stupid advert on TV where
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3:26:44–3:26:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2808there's Thai people in it. Oh, it's
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3:26:47–3:26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2809Samsung. I don't know why Samsung in the
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3:26:50–3:26:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2810phone ads recently. They keep bragging
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3:26:52–3:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2811about their new AI translating tool as if
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3:26:56–3:27:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2812Google Translate hasn't existed for
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3:27:00–3:27:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2813decades. Who cares about some stupid AI?
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3:27:02–3:27:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2814They're like, oh, look at our flip phone.
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3:27:05–3:27:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2815You can place it on the table and use the
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3:27:08–3:27:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2816other side of the screen so the person in
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3:27:10–3:27:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2817front of you can see the translation. Or
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3:27:11–3:27:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2818you could just stand next to them and look
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3:27:14–3:27:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2819at the screen together. What's the point
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3:27:17–3:27:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2820of that? Look, I can just get my normal
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3:27:19–3:27:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2821phone and get Google Translate. And be
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3:27:20–3:27:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2822like, look, why do you need 2 screens for
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3:27:22–3:27:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2823Google Translate? So they got this ad
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3:27:26–3:27:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2824where this British woman is in Thailand
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3:27:29–3:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2825and she's in like a restaurant, and then
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3:27:32–3:27:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2826she uses Samsung's AI Galaxy Translate
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3:27:34–3:27:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2827feature, and then she's trying to talk to
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3:27:36–3:27:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2828this Thai woman. I hate it. Every time
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3:27:38–3:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2829that's on, I gotta get out of the room and
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3:27:40–3:27:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2830switch the channel. Now everything
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3:27:42–3:27:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2831Thailand triggers me.
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3:27:46–3:27:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2832It's so annoying. Every time I see
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3:27:49–3:27:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2833anything Thailand related, I feel
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3:27:52–3:27:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2834triggered.
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3:27:53–3:27:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2835Like, it brings back negative emotions
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3:28:12–3:28:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2836when I hear the Thai language.
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3:28:16–3:28:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2837If Daniel's with Sunny, why is he
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3:28:27–3:28:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2838miserable? Because I'm broke and I'm bored
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3:28:29–3:28:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2839and I don't know how to make more money.
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3:28:33–3:28:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2840I thought I'd just do a never-ending
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3:28:38–3:28:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2841livestream. For weeks and I just let it
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3:28:40–3:28:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2842keep going, never end it,
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3:28:44–3:28:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2843might have like 50K views after a week,
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3:28:48–3:28:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2844but it'll probably be so boring no one's
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3:28:56–3:28:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2845going to watch it.
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3:28:59–3:28:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2846Make good content again.
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3:29:04–3:29:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2847All my content was so expensive to make.
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3:29:07–3:29:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2848I would have to meet a girl, fly over to
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3:29:10–3:29:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2849her, or move to her, and then fall in
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3:29:13–3:29:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2850love, and then get my heart broken, and
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3:29:15–3:29:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2851then have an incel rant about her and why
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3:29:17–3:29:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2852she sucks. It's so expensive. I didn't
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3:29:20–3:29:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2853make any money, and then everyone thinks
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3:29:23–3:29:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2854I'm an incel, and then women hate me.
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3:29:27–3:29:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2855When is my, my content— when has it ever
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3:29:32–3:29:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2856not been all about meeting a girl and then
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3:29:35–3:29:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2857trying to move in with her and then
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3:29:38–3:29:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2858getting mad and storming out? That's all
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3:29:41–3:29:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2859my content is. Even all of the Chihiro
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3:29:44–3:29:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2860stuff was basically that in a nutshell.
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3:29:48–3:29:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2861Meet woman on Tinder, move in, date her,
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3:29:51–3:29:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2862get married, cheat, break up,
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3:29:53–3:29:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2863fight. That's all my content ever is.
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3:29:56–3:30:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2864What else do I do?
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3:30:06–3:30:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2865Buy gaming laptops.
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3:30:11–3:30:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2866I don't know what else to do for content.
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3:30:26–3:30:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2867Why is it always about women and
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3:30:29–3:30:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2868moving here and moving there? Why I hate
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3:30:34–3:30:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2869this country, why I hate that country.
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3:30:36–3:30:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2870Do I miss being in Asia? Not really.
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3:30:43–3:30:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2871I like the food here. I do like having my
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3:30:48–3:30:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2872cheese and onion crisps. I do
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3:30:51–3:30:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2873like having a free place to stay with a
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3:30:54–3:30:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2874massive garden, sheltered from the
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3:30:57–3:31:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2875ugliness of the world.
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3:31:00–3:31:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2876I didn't like any of the food in Bangkok.
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3:31:11–3:31:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2877My favorite food to get was Japanese food
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3:31:14–3:31:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2878and Sushiro and McDonald's.
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3:31:17–3:31:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2879I just couldn't eat Thai food. It tastes
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3:31:23–3:31:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2880weird. I don't like the stuff they put in
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3:31:25–3:31:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2881it.
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3:31:27–3:31:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2882It'd be nice to see my sister this month
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3:31:32–3:31:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2883if she comes back. Oh, she said she's
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3:31:35–3:31:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2884going to Malaysia. After— she's going to
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3:31:39–3:31:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2885Australia and then Malaysia.
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3:31:41–3:31:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2886And then I think back here.
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3:31:45–3:31:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2887Oh, she said she felt the earthquake.
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3:31:49–3:31:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2888There was a big earthquake in Japan, 7.1
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3:31:51–3:31:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2889magnitude. But she said they felt it in
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3:31:54–3:31:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2890New Zealand as well.
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3:31:56–3:31:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2891She's still traveling the world.
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3:32:02–3:32:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_28922-month honeymoon.
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3:32:05–3:32:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2893Just a few weeks left and then back to
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3:32:10–3:32:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2894reality. But now they
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3:32:13–3:32:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2895got no jobs. I don't know why they quit
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3:32:16–3:32:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2896their jobs. Seems kind of crazy.
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3:32:20–3:32:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2897I guess they're pretty confident they can
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3:32:24–3:32:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2898just get a new job.
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3:32:26–3:32:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2899I wonder how much her husband paid for
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3:32:50–3:32:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2900insurance. Probably like
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3:32:52–3:32:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2901$1,000-ish a month. I mean, a year,
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3:32:56–3:32:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2902because he got a cheap car, but he's still
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3:33:00–3:33:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2903young and he only passed— he bought the
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3:33:03–3:33:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2904car after he passed.
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3:33:06–3:33:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2905Yeah, I can't believe it's been such a
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3:33:13–3:33:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2906long time since the wedding.
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3:33:16–3:33:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2907Insurance feels like such a scam, paying
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3:33:24–3:33:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2908for this thing you're never going to use.
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3:33:27–3:33:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2909And then when you do need to use the
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3:33:33–3:33:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2910insurance, the money it costs to fix your
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3:33:34–3:33:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2911car was probably nowhere near as much as
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3:33:37–3:33:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2912you've paid for the insurance, unless you
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3:33:40–3:33:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2913completely destroyed your car, and when in
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3:33:43–3:33:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2914that case you should be lucky you're not
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3:33:46–3:33:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2915dead. If I got in such a bad accident
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3:33:48–3:33:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2916where the insurance really saved me,
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3:33:51–3:33:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2917the crash must have been horrific. Like I
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3:33:55–3:33:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2918flipped the car or something.
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3:33:58–3:33:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2919As if that's actually gonna happen. My
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3:34:04–3:34:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2920mum's been driving for like 40 years.
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3:34:08–3:34:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2921She's never crashed it. I think worst
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3:34:11–3:34:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2922she's done is maybe she hit the curb,
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3:34:16–3:34:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2923damaged the bottom edge a little bit.
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3:34:19–3:34:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2924Pay all this money for something you're
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3:34:23–3:34:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2925probably not going to use unless you
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3:34:27–3:34:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2926really suck at driving. It feels
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3:34:29–3:34:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2927like such a waste. I hate insurance.
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3:34:32–3:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2928I never used to get travel insurance when
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3:34:37–3:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2929I traveled to Japan. My dad would always
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3:34:39–3:34:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2930whine at me. About getting it, and I would
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3:34:41–3:34:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2931just say, I don't want it. And then he
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3:34:44–3:34:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2932would say, what if you get hurt and I need
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3:34:47–3:34:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2933to remortgage the house? Because you hear
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3:34:48–3:34:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2934stories. I heard the story about this
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3:34:52–3:34:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2935British guy. He went to Thailand, got into
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3:34:54–3:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2936some accident. He was in a coma or
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3:34:56–3:34:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2937something in hospital, and then his dad
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3:34:59–3:35:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2938had to sell the house to pay for the
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3:35:01–3:35:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2939medical fees. My dad was pretty scared of
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3:35:03–3:35:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2940That is crazy. Well, I don't do anything
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3:35:16–3:35:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2941dangerous to break my leg or anything.
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3:35:19–3:35:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2942That's why I was very scared to ride that
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3:35:21–3:35:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2943moped in Thailand. It felt stupid and
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3:35:23–3:35:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2944dangerous. No helmet either.
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3:35:26–3:35:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2945I don't— I didn't have insurance. I don't
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3:35:30–3:35:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2946know if Revolut covered me. I don't think
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3:35:33–3:35:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2947it did. That's why I'm very safe.
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3:35:35–3:35:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2948Okay, maybe I'm boring, but at least I'm
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3:35:38–3:35:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2949not gonna be in a coma or in a hospital.
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3:35:41–3:35:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2950The only time I need medical treatment is
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3:36:00–3:36:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2951when I get STD or when I have to get an
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3:36:02–3:36:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2952STD test. Cost me like $200 to
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3:36:05–3:36:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2953get that one in Thailand, which all came
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3:36:09–3:36:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2954back negative, by the way. Stop saying I
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3:36:13–3:36:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2955got STDs. I don't know why on the
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3:36:16–3:36:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2956subreddit they keep accusing me of
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3:36:18–3:36:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2957spreading STDs when I've only ever had one
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3:36:20–3:36:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2958and it was in 2014. I didn't spread it to
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3:36:24–3:36:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2959anyone because I had a girlfriend and I
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3:36:27–3:36:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2960didn't cheat. I couldn't even— it
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3:36:29–3:36:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2961was so painful, I couldn't have sex. I was
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3:36:33–3:36:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2962like crippled for weeks in pain.
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3:36:36–3:36:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2963Think I'm— think I'm out there on Tinder
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3:36:40–3:36:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2964hooking up, spreading it. I could barely
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3:36:43–3:36:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2965get out of bed. I had to crawl to the
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3:36:46–3:36:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2966toilet because I was in so much pain.
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3:36:49–3:36:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2967They're saying you gave her HPV. No, I
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3:36:57–3:36:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2968didn't. I don't have HPV.
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3:36:59–3:37:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2969I took an STD test in Thailand and it all
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3:37:03–3:37:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2970was negative.
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3:37:06–3:37:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2971No, Chihiro didn't give me herpes.
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3:37:19–3:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2972She had herpes, but it was like— I
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3:37:25–3:37:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2973don't know, it wasn't on her face or
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3:37:31–3:37:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2974anything. She had a scar on her belly and
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3:37:34–3:37:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2975she said it was from herpes when she was a
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3:37:37–3:37:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2976I think I'd know if I had herpes,
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3:37:45–3:37:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2977wouldn't I? Because I'd have something.
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3:37:47–3:37:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2978Symptoms.
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3:37:50–3:37:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2979Yeah, well, subreddit's stupid. They said
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3:37:56–3:37:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2980I'm a pedophile, which obviously
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3:37:59–3:38:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2981I'm not, and now they say I spread STDs.
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3:38:03–3:38:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2982If I had money, I'd sue them. If it was
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3:38:11–3:38:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2983Elon Musk, he'd send his lawyers for
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3:38:14–3:38:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2984defamation.
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3:38:17–3:38:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2985Well, if I spread so much STDs, then how
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3:38:30–3:38:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2986come There's no girls who came back
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3:38:32–3:38:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2987complaining. Ask Pia.
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3:38:36–3:38:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2988Pia doesn't have anything, does she?
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3:38:39–3:38:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2989Mila's fine. She didn't like message me
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3:38:42–3:38:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2990saying, oh Daniel, I think you gave me
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3:38:44–3:38:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2991something. No girl has ever messaged me
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3:38:46–3:38:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2992saying that there's something wrong after
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3:38:49–3:38:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2993we hooked up.
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3:38:51–3:38:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2994Has Chihiro ever said anything like, oh,
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3:38:56–3:38:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2995after Daniel, feels funny in my nipple.
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3:38:58–3:39:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2996Like, Turkish girl, she would have said
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3:39:17–3:39:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2997something, wouldn't she? Because she hated
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3:39:19–3:39:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2998me. She didn't ask me anything. We were
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3:39:21–3:39:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_2999banging for like 5 days. If I had
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3:39:24–3:39:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3000something, she would have gotten it, but
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3:39:27–3:39:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3001she didn't because I don't have anything.
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3:39:29–3:39:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3002Yeah, so shut up saying I spread STD. I
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3:39:36–3:39:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3003don't have a stupid STD.
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3:39:38–3:39:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3004Turkish girl was unprotected. All of them
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3:39:46–3:39:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3005were unprotected.
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3:39:50–3:39:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3006Not a single girl made me put a rubber
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3:39:56–3:39:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3007ducky on,
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3:39:58–3:39:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3008and I'd see you end inside every time.
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3:40:04–3:40:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3009Thank God my sperm doesn't work. I'd be in
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3:40:17–3:40:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3010so much trouble.
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3:40:19–3:40:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3011God, I— one thing I'm so lucky about is my
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3:40:28–3:40:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3012sperm doesn't work, because I'd be
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3:40:31–3:40:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3013screwed.
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3:40:33–3:40:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3014I'd have kids all over the world.
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3:40:36–3:40:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3015Well, I would be just like stuck with one
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3:40:46–3:40:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3016of these girls because they would make me
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3:40:49–3:40:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3017stay with them to look after the kid. I
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3:40:52–3:40:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3018couldn't just ditch them because then
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3:40:54–3:40:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3019they'd like chase after me.
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3:40:55–3:40:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3020Who would have been the first one then?
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3:41:02–3:41:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3021The Korean woman? No, she made me use
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3:41:05–3:41:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3022protection so it wouldn't have worked.
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3:41:07–3:41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3023French girlfriend was on the pill.
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3:41:09–3:41:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3024Who was my third girlfriend? It was— my
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3:41:14–3:41:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3025first girlfriend was a Korean woman. I
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3:41:19–3:41:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3026don't think the Japanese girl counts
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3:41:23–3:41:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3027because we only dated for like 2 weeks and
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3:41:24–3:41:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3028we didn't even do it because it wouldn't
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3:41:27–3:41:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3029go in. So first proper girlfriend was
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3:41:29–3:41:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3030Korean. She made me use protection. Then
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3:41:31–3:41:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3031French girlfriend. She was on the pill.
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3:41:34–3:41:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3032Third one, wasn't it chlamydia girlfriend?
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3:41:37–3:41:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3033Yeah, it would have been her. She would
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3:41:46–3:41:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3034have been the mother to my first children,
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3:41:48–3:41:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3035but she had chlamydia, so I don't think
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3:41:51–3:41:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3036she could get pregnant. I don't think you
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3:41:54–3:41:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3037get pregnant when you get chlamydia.
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3:41:56–3:41:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3038So who was after her?
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3:41:59–3:42:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3039Single mother. Oh, Tomoko.
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3:42:02–3:42:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3040Imagine I got Tomoko pregnant.
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3:42:06–3:42:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3041That'd be crazy. Imagine I got single
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3:42:10–3:42:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3042mother girlfriend pregnant and then I had
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3:42:14–3:42:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3043to marry her and raise her daughter.
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3:42:16–3:42:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3044I'd be a stepdad.
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3:42:20–3:42:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3045Her daughter must be 18 years old now.
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3:42:24–3:42:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3046And she doesn't even know she's on
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3:42:27–3:42:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3047YouTube, and like 100,000 people saw her.
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3:42:28–3:42:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3048It's still there, the video where she's in
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3:42:32–3:42:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3049it. She was in the car. She was like,
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3:42:35–3:42:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3050Daniel, what? Blah blah blah blah.
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3:42:38–3:42:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3051I bought that little dog thing. It's still
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3:42:42–3:42:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3052downstairs in the guest room. The Pomodoro
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3:42:44–3:42:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3053toy. Do you remember that? People were
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3:42:47–3:42:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3054saying, Daniel bought. His girlfriend's
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3:42:51–3:42:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3055daughter a gift and then he took it away
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3:42:53–3:42:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3056from her. I didn't buy it for her, I
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3:42:55–3:42:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3057bought it for me because you speak to it
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3:42:57–3:42:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3058and it repeats it back to you, so I
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3:42:59–3:43:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3059thought it was funny. It's still
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3:43:02–3:43:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3060downstairs.
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3:43:04–3:43:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3061The kid was so annoying, she would just
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3:43:09–3:43:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3062start crying over nothing. We'd go for
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3:43:11–3:43:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3063a drive to go to a restaurant and then she
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3:43:16–3:43:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3064would fall asleep in the back of the car
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3:43:18–3:43:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3065and And then when we got there, I had to
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3:43:19–3:43:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3066wake her up and then she would just have a
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3:43:21–3:43:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3067tantrum screaming.
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3:43:23–3:43:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3068What a nightmare.
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3:43:27–3:43:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3069And then sometimes the single mother
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3:43:31–3:43:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3070girlfriend, she would just walk off and
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3:43:33–3:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3071then I'd just be stuck there with the
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3:43:36–3:43:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3072daughter. Didn't know what to say. It was
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3:43:37–3:43:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3073really awkward.
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3:43:40–3:43:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3074Yeah, the single mother girlfriend would
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3:43:44–3:43:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3075leave the daughter alone in the house
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3:43:46–3:43:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3076while she would come and meet me in my
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3:43:49–3:43:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3077hotel room.
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3:43:50–3:43:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3078I wonder if the daughter knew where the
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3:43:54–3:43:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3079So I think the first impregnation would
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3:44:12–3:44:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3080have been the single mother girlfriend
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3:44:15–3:44:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3081because that was unprotected,
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3:44:17–3:44:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3082and then it would have been Tomoko.
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3:44:30–3:44:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3083It was— I think Chihiro was on the pill,
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3:44:33–3:44:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3084but then she stopped taking it after a
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3:44:36–3:44:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3085while. She realized, I'm infertile. And
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3:44:38–3:44:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3086then it would have been Mila or Pia. No,
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3:44:42–3:44:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3087Pia was on the hook. She had the plastic
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3:44:44–3:44:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3088hook thing.
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3:44:47–3:44:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3089Yeah, I dodged a bullet. Maybe the
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3:44:57–3:45:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3090chlamydia made me infertile.
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3:45:01–3:45:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3091Because that was pretty lucky.
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3:45:06–3:45:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3092It is funny though, because to have kids
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3:45:16–3:45:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3093you gotta have sex, but the act of having
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3:45:18–3:45:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3094sex made me unable to have kids anymore.
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3:45:20–3:45:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3095The irony.
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3:45:24–3:45:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3096Maybe I was always infertile, who knows.
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3:45:28–3:45:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3097'Cause being on the pill isn't 100%
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3:45:33–3:45:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3098protection. There's still a chance you can
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3:45:35–3:45:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3099get pregnant, and I did it a lot with that
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3:45:38–3:45:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3100French girlfriend. I can't think
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3:45:40–3:45:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3101of any other reason apart from the
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3:45:45–3:45:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3102chlamydia girlfriend as to why I'd be
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3:45:47–3:45:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3103infertile,
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3:45:49–3:45:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3104apart from just having weak sperm.
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3:45:52–3:45:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3105You can't afford kids? I don't see how
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3:46:02–3:46:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3106kids would be expensive.
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3:46:05–3:46:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3107What do you need for kids? Food? Not
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3:46:12–3:46:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3108really, cuz the mother would breastfeed
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3:46:15–3:46:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3109the kid for the first few years. That's
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3:46:17–3:46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3110how you create a strong immune system. So
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3:46:20–3:46:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3111the first few years it should be drinking
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3:46:23–3:46:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3112breast milk, and then you move on to solid
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3:46:24–3:46:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3113food. You just make your own solid food,
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3:46:27–3:46:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3114like get a plum, mash it up, and add some
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3:46:29–3:46:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3115banana. That's basically what baby food
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3:46:34–3:46:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3116is. And then just crush some multivitamins
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3:46:37–3:46:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3117into it. Good to go. It'll be cheap.
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3:46:39–3:46:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3118And then you need clothing. I'd just like
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3:46:45–3:46:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3119get an old t-shirt and then cut it up.
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3:46:49–3:46:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3120And then sew it. It doesn't matter because
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3:46:50–3:46:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3121the baby grows so quickly, it's going to
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3:46:53–3:46:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3122be outgrowing it within months. Imagine
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3:46:55–3:46:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3123buying nice clothing for the baby and then
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3:46:57–3:47:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3124it outgrows the baby— I mean, outgrows the
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3:47:00–3:47:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3125clothing in a few months. And I guess you
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3:47:03–3:47:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3126need diapers, but you could just use a
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3:47:06–3:47:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3127towel, like wrap a towel around it. It
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3:47:10–3:47:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3128shits into the towel, you just scrape it
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3:47:13–3:47:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3129off and put it in the washing. And then
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3:47:15–3:47:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3130get out a fresh towel and then just cycle
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3:47:17–3:47:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3131them. Why do you get disposable diapers
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3:47:20–3:47:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3132when you could just use a towel and then
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3:47:21–3:47:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3133just keep washing the towels?
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3:47:25–3:47:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3134So we got loads of towels, it wouldn't be
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3:47:31–3:47:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3135expensive. Just wash the
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3:47:34–3:47:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3136poo stain off under the tap with, uh,
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3:47:38–3:47:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3137some soapy water.
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3:47:41–3:47:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3138Why do you need diapers? I just get a
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3:47:45–3:47:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3139towel and sellotape it
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3:47:48–3:47:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3140together.
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3:47:52–3:47:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3141What else do you need? That's it.
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3:47:58–3:48:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3142You need a pram?
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3:48:04–3:48:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3143Pram's like $20 off Amazon. I'll make one
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3:48:07–3:48:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3144myself. I'll just get some wood,
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3:48:10–3:48:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3145bang it together with some super glue.
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3:48:13–3:48:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3146Easy.
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3:48:15–3:48:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3147I can make a wooden wheel. Just cut it
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3:48:20–3:48:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3148into a circle, poke a hole in the middle,
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3:48:23–3:48:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3149get a long bit to connect it.
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3:48:25–3:48:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3150Don't really need a pram though, because
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3:48:32–3:48:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3151you can get like a bag and Where the baby
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3:48:35–3:48:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3152goes into the bag and you put it on
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3:48:37–3:48:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3153the front of your chest and the baby just
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3:48:41–3:48:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3154hangs off your front. But where are you
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3:48:43–3:48:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3155gonna take the baby anyway? I'll just
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3:48:45–3:48:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3156drive us in my Tesla. I'll put the baby in
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3:48:46–3:48:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3157the Tesla and then I'll just carry the
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3:48:49–3:48:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3158baby in my arms. Why do you need a pram?
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3:48:52–3:48:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3159Where are you gonna push the baby? It's a
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3:48:57–3:48:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3160baby. Why do you need to take it out of
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3:48:59–3:49:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3161the house anyway? Just leave it in the
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3:49:01–3:49:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3162house. Where are you taking your
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3:49:03–3:49:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3163baby where it needs to be pushed around in
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3:49:07–3:49:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3164a pram? Makes no sense.
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3:49:09–3:49:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3165People taking their babies on holiday are
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3:49:13–3:49:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3166so stupid as well. Stupid crying baby
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3:49:16–3:49:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3167in the plane. The baby doesn't even
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3:49:19–3:49:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3168remember going on holiday,
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3:49:21–3:49:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3169so what's the point?
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3:49:25–3:49:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3170Leave it at the grandparents' house if you
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3:49:30–3:49:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3171want to go on holiday.
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3:49:33–3:49:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3172I don't see how babies are expensive. I
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3:49:37–3:49:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3173have seen the thing saying, oh, you need
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3:49:39–3:49:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_317420K a year for a baby.
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3:49:41–3:49:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3175A load of rubbish.
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3:49:44–3:49:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3176Got wild animals in the garden having
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3:49:48–3:49:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3177babies. They don't make any money. They
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3:49:51–3:49:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3178live in a hole in the ground and they eat
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3:49:53–3:49:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3179berries. You don't see the rabbits
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3:49:54–3:49:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3180complaining, oh, we need 20K a year or we
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3:49:57–3:50:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3181can't have babies.
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3:50:00–3:50:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3182It never stopped the wild animals, did it?
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3:50:04–3:50:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3183Humans are so stupid. Humans are so clever
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3:50:08–3:50:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3184and intelligent with the big brains, but
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3:50:11–3:50:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3185then doing the simplest things is so
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3:50:14–3:50:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3186difficult. Like, oh, I need a house, I
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3:50:17–3:50:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3187need a job. To do the most basic thing
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3:50:18–3:50:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3188in the world, which is basically have a
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3:50:22–3:50:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3189baby, when all the animals out there,
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3:50:24–3:50:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3190they're all doing it.
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3:50:27–3:50:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3191They don't have jobs.
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3:50:31–3:50:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3192Having a baby should be the easiest thing
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3:50:35–3:50:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3193in the world. Look at spiders. They just
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3:50:37–3:50:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3194have sex and then they spawn out like 100
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3:50:41–3:50:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3195eggs, and then they have 100 babies that
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3:50:43–3:50:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3196just fly off in the wind. I think
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3:50:46–3:50:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3197the human system of making babies is just
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3:50:50–3:50:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3198kind of dumb. The, the head is too big and
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3:50:52–3:50:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3199it takes too long for the baby to reach
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3:50:55–3:50:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3200adulthood. It should not take 16 years for
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3:50:58–3:51:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3201a baby to become an adult. That is so
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3:51:03–3:51:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3202stupid. Have you seen Alien? When the
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3:51:05–3:51:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3203alien comes out as a baby, it takes like
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3:51:08–3:51:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_320415 minutes and then it's a full-grown
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3:51:12–3:51:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3205adult. Even cats takes like a year.
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3:51:13–3:51:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3206They're only a kitten for about a year and
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3:51:17–3:51:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3207then they're full grown cats. Humans take
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3:51:20–3:51:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_320816 stupid years. Why do we grow so slowly?
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3:51:22–3:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3209That's the problem with humans.
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3:51:29–3:51:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3210Well, I just don't believe baby would be
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3:51:51–3:51:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3211that expensive.
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3:51:54–3:51:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3212The problem is when they become a kid,
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3:52:04–3:52:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3213like above— between 7
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3:52:06–3:52:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3214and 16, when you've got to buy food
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3:52:10–3:52:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3215and stuff for them before they can get a
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3:52:14–3:52:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3216Well, I'd be broke, so if the kid wanted
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3:52:31–3:52:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3217anything, he would have to go and get a
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3:52:34–3:52:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3218job and buy it himself. He'd be like,
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3:52:35–3:52:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3219Daddy, I want iPhone. I'd be— I'd say,
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3:52:36–3:52:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3220tough, I don't have any money. If you want
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3:52:39–3:52:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3221iPhone, go and get a job because I'm
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3:52:42–3:52:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3222broke.
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3:52:45–3:52:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3223If you want nice stuff, you gotta work for
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3:52:50–3:52:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3224it because unfortunately your daddy Failed
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3:52:52–3:52:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3225in life. I'm hungry. Is it dinner time?
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3:52:58–3:53:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3226Uh, 2 hours. Fuck's sake.
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3:53:01–3:53:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3227God, these livestreams dragging recently.
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3:53:04–3:53:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3228Why I hate my son. So stupid,
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3:53:41–3:53:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3229useless, can't even get a job.
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3:53:44–3:53:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3230Why I kicked my son out.
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3:53:49–3:53:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3231That would be content, like, if I became a
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3:53:53–3:53:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3232dad, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be
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3:53:56–3:53:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3233allowed to make hate videos on my kids.
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3:53:59–3:54:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3234They'd get mad. I'd say, well, if you're
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3:54:05–3:54:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3235mad, make your own video and then we'll
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3:54:09–3:54:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3236make ad revenue.
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3:54:10–3:54:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3237It's just another thing I don't really
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3:54:27–3:54:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3238feel like I need to worry about.
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3:54:29–3:54:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3239Should I get the Tesla? I've got 4 days.
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3:54:32–3:54:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3240Today's my last chance to sell my stock.
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3:54:37–3:54:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3241To get the money for
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3:54:42–3:54:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3242the deposit. Do I have to pay the deposit
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3:54:47–3:54:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3243straight away, or can I get the Tesla
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3:54:50–3:54:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3244No, I won't get it. If I could get
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3:55:00–3:55:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3245Amazon work, I was gonna get it. But it
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3:55:04–3:55:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3246seems like I can't.
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3:55:07–3:55:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3247It just says no, no jobs in
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3:55:11–3:55:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3248your area. I get a Toyota Prius
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3:55:15–3:55:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3249instead. What's the market doing now?
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3:55:33–3:55:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3250Tesla's crashing 1% down.
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3:55:39–3:55:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3251Deliver— Deliveroo in my Tesla.
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3:55:48–3:55:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3252I mean, I guess it is a good thing to
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3:56:08–3:56:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3253make the kid independent as quickly as
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3:56:12–3:56:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3254possible.
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3:56:14–3:56:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3255Encourage— you say like Don't you
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3:56:20–3:56:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3256want to move out? You could meet girls.
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3:56:24–3:56:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3257You won't be able to get a girlfriend if
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3:56:26–3:56:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3258you're a loser in your parents' house.
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3:56:29–3:56:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3259And then I'd show my son like hot pictures
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3:56:31–3:56:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3260of sexy naked girls and I'd be like,
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3:56:35–3:56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3261don't you want to be inside her? Better
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3:56:38–3:56:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3262get a job then. See, positive
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3:56:41–3:56:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3263encouragement, I think, is better than
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3:56:45–3:56:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3264being strict and harsh. Lure the
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3:56:49–3:56:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3265son out of the house with the power of
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3:56:53–3:56:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3266pussy. It works for me.
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3:56:54–3:56:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3267Don't you want the Tesla and the hot
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3:57:03–3:57:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3268girlfriend? Then you must stand on your
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3:57:05–3:57:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3269own 2 feet. I will teach
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3:57:08–3:57:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3270If the son's gay, Then I— then
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3:57:15–3:57:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3271I have failed as a father.
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3:57:20–3:57:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3272Get out my house.
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3:57:24–3:57:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3273That's why you need multiple sons,
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3:57:32–3:57:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3274because one of them could be gay, and then
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3:57:34–3:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3275your bloodline ends with them.
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3:57:37–3:57:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3276I think to make sure your son doesn't turn
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3:57:47–3:57:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3277gay. I mean, it's okay if he wants to be
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3:57:49–3:57:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3278gay. If I had 4 sons and one was gay,
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3:57:53–3:57:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3279it'd be fine. But if I only had one son
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3:57:55–3:57:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3280and I wanted grandkids and he was gay,
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3:57:58–3:57:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3281then that could be a problem.
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3:58:00–3:58:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3282Unless he just impregnates one woman and
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3:58:04–3:58:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3283then he can be as gay as he wants. As much
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3:58:06–3:58:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3284as he wants afterwards. It'll be fine.
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3:58:08–3:58:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3285Because there's no point having kids if
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3:58:13–3:58:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3286your kids don't have grandkids, because
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3:58:15–3:58:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3287then your line ends with your kids.
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3:58:18–3:58:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3288That's why you gotta have like 10 kids.
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3:58:22–3:58:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3289I'd plaster hot naked women all over his
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3:58:28–3:58:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3290room.
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3:58:30–3:58:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3291So he learns early the power of the poos.
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3:58:34–3:58:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3292Gay people can father children, but how?
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3:58:46–3:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3293Unless they get a woman to have the kid
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3:58:53–3:58:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3294and then they have a relationship
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3:58:58–3:59:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3295with a man and then they raise the kid
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3:59:02–3:59:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3296with the man. I guess they could do that
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3:59:05–3:59:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3297if they want to.
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3:59:09–3:59:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3298God, just the idea of having kids,
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3:59:19–3:59:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3299it's like an endless amount of things
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3:59:23–3:59:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3300could go wrong.
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3:59:25–3:59:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3301So much wrong could happen.
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3:59:36–3:59:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3302I guess that's the good thing about being
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3:59:48–3:59:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3303broke. You're not really going to attract
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3:59:49–3:59:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3304a woman who wants kids because she's going
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3:59:53–3:59:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3305to know you're broke.
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3:59:55–3:59:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3306If you start becoming successful, you're
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4:00:00–4:00:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3307going to have women trying to get with you
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4:00:03–4:00:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3308all over the place. I mean, look at when I
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4:00:05–4:00:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3309was famous on YouTube. I had women coming
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4:00:07–4:00:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3310at me from everywhere. But as soon
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4:00:09–4:00:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3311as you show that you're a failure, they
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4:00:13–4:00:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3312all disappear.
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4:00:17–4:00:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3313Which is good, I guess, because if you've
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4:00:21–4:00:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3314got no money, you're not going to be able
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4:00:23–4:00:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3315to support kids. I guess it all makes
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4:00:25–4:00:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3316Why don't I stream on Kick? Because no one
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4:00:46–4:00:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3317comes over to Kick and I don't make any
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4:00:49–4:00:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3318money and there's no ads.
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4:00:52–4:00:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3319I heard there's this Kick incentive
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4:00:58–4:01:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3320program where if you can get 100 viewers,
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4:01:00–4:01:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3321they will pay you $50 an hour. They'll pay
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4:01:03–4:01:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3322you an hourly wage.
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4:01:06–4:01:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3323But I can't get 100 viewers. I can't even
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4:01:09–4:01:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3324get 100 viewers on YouTube, and this is my
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4:01:12–4:01:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3325main channel. If I bring people over to
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4:01:15–4:01:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3326Kick, I'll probably get like 30 viewers.
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4:01:17–4:01:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3327No, I wouldn't say anything I want because
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4:01:28–4:01:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3328the problem now is not just that you
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4:01:31–4:01:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3329might get banned. Or demonetized. The
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4:01:35–4:01:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3330other problem is you could actually get
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4:01:37–4:01:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3331arrested now if you say something that's
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4:01:40–4:01:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3332not good. That's the thing I'm worried
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4:01:44–4:01:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3333about. Like, yeah, I could go stream on
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4:01:48–4:01:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3334Kick and say whatever I want, but then not
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4:01:50–4:01:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3335really because the police is going to come
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4:01:52–4:01:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3336knocking on my door.
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4:01:54–4:01:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3337You still have to be careful what you say.
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4:01:58–4:01:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3338England's just getting Stricter and
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4:02:01–4:02:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3339stricter now.
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4:02:03–4:02:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3340They're going to— what they're going to do
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4:02:09–4:02:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3341is they're going to use the recent unrest
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4:02:09–4:02:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3342to introduce stricter laws and say
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4:02:15–4:02:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3343it's necessary. It's for
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4:02:19–4:02:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3344your own protection.
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4:02:22–4:02:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3345They're even talking about banning
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4:02:26–4:02:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3346Twitter, you know.
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4:02:27–4:02:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3347Imagine Twitter gets banned in the
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4:02:33–4:02:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3348UK. So many people getting in trouble now
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4:02:45–4:02:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3349because anyone can just look up what
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4:02:50–4:02:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3350they've been saying over the past 10, 20
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4:02:52–4:02:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3351years. It comes back to bite them.
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4:02:54–4:02:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3352It's sad because when the internet was in
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4:03:03–4:03:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3353its infancy stage, it felt like you could
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4:03:06–4:03:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3354just say anything and it didn't matter
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4:03:09–4:03:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3355because it was on the internet. But not
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4:03:11–4:03:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3356And I've said some pretty dumb stuff.
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4:03:17–4:03:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3357I'm not right-wing. The right— I mean,
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4:03:26–4:03:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3358the EDL would just be racist to
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4:03:30–4:03:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3359me, wouldn't they? They'd be like, go back
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4:03:34–4:03:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3360to China, mate. Just because a pony
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4:03:35–4:03:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3361born in the barn doesn't make it a cow.
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4:03:40–4:03:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3362I wanted to move to Japan and not live in
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4:03:49–4:03:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3363England because I didn't like all these
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4:03:52–4:03:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3364racist chav people.
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4:03:54–4:03:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3365So I don't really want the country to
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4:04:14–4:04:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3366become more far-right and racist
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4:04:17–4:04:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3367because it'd be bad for me because I'm not
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4:04:21–4:04:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3368white. I don't look white.
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4:04:23–4:04:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3369They'll just be racist to me as well,
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4:04:26–4:04:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3370wouldn't they?
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4:04:28–4:04:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3371When I worked at the petrol station, you
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4:04:41–4:04:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3372get these British bloke types and they
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4:04:43–4:04:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3373thought I was a woman. They'd be like,
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4:04:46–4:04:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3374alright, darling. And then I'd talk back
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4:04:48–4:04:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3375and then they'd be like, oh, sorry,
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4:04:52–4:04:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3376because I got man's voice.
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4:04:54–4:04:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3377I don't understand why they think I'm a
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4:04:58–4:05:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3378woman. I don't think they would think it
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4:05:00–4:05:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3379now because I've aged. But in my 20s,
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4:05:02–4:05:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3380I would often get mistaken for a woman,
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4:05:05–4:05:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3381even if my hair wasn't very short. It
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4:05:08–4:05:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3382wasn't very long, but because I had like
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4:05:12–4:05:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3383the K-pop longish style, I guess it looked
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4:05:16–4:05:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3384a bit like middle-aged woman's hairstyle.
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4:05:20–4:05:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3385I remember one time when I had the long
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4:05:24–4:05:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3386hairstyle coming back from the job center,
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4:05:25–4:05:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3387I walked past a mother and a child And as
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4:05:27–4:05:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3388I was walking past, the kid went, Mummy,
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4:05:30–4:05:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3389is that a man or woman? And I heard the
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4:05:33–4:05:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3390mum say, I didn't see any women.
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4:05:36–4:05:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3391People were really confused because I
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4:05:40–4:05:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3392looked really feminine when I was younger.
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4:05:43–4:05:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3393Have I made a new Discord?
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4:05:48–4:05:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3394No, I can't be bothered. I talk to AI now.
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4:05:53–4:05:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3395I thought I'd be bored without Discord,
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4:05:57–4:05:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3396but now I just, I just chat to AI.
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4:05:59–4:06:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3397I'm like, oh hey, should I buy a Toyota
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4:06:01–4:06:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3398Prius or Tesla?
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4:06:06–4:06:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3399So if I have problems, I just type it into
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4:06:11–4:06:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3400Copilot on Microsoft Edge, which is my
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4:06:13–4:06:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3401favorite one. I think Copilot's the best.
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4:06:17–4:06:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3402Gemini is not as good. Siri's rubbish.
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4:06:20–4:06:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3403It's like really old.
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4:06:23–4:06:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3404Yeah, I got a more manly physique now with
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4:06:31–4:06:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3405my bulging biceps. Problem is my biceps
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4:06:33–4:06:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3406look big, but my forearms are really
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4:06:36–4:06:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3407skinny still because I only exercise my
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4:06:38–4:06:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3408biceps and my shoulder chest area.
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4:06:40–4:06:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3409No one's believing you speak to AI. I did
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4:06:47–4:06:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3410it on stream, remember? When I got the
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4:06:51–4:06:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3411fold, I was asking Gemini,
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4:06:54–4:06:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3412why is one arm bigger than the other?
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4:07:07–4:07:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3413Because this arm is closer to the camera.
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4:07:09–4:07:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3414It's perspective.
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4:07:12–4:07:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3415Even Sunny said I look bigger now compared
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4:07:25–4:07:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3416to when I was in Japan. Oh,
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4:07:29–4:07:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3417hey Sunny, what's up?
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4:07:33–4:07:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3418Can't believe you use Microsoft Edge.
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4:07:36–4:07:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3419Why not? It's nice. I like how the tabs
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4:07:39–4:07:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3420are squared. I like the square, edgy
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4:07:43–4:07:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3421design. I don't like Chrome.
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4:07:46–4:07:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3422I only use Chrome for viewing certain
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4:07:51–4:07:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3424What's wrong with Edge? It does what it
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4:07:56–4:07:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3425needs to do. It opens websites. It's got
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4:07:59–4:08:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3426Copilot built in.
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4:08:01–4:08:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3427Subreddit says you're boring now.
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4:08:08–4:08:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3428Yeah, well, not boring enough for them to
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4:08:11–4:08:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3429obsess over me 24/7, I guess. I was hoping
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4:08:13–4:08:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3430I'd get boring and then they'd get lost,
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4:08:16–4:08:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3431but no, they're still doing
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4:08:19–4:08:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3432it.
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4:08:23–4:08:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3433What are they saying now?
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4:08:30–4:08:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3434It's always either Daniel doesn't
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4:08:36–4:08:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3435understand, Daniel thinks this or that.
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4:08:39–4:08:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3436Daniel is boring now. He does nothing,
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4:08:50–4:08:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3437doesn't say anything interesting. There's
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4:08:52–4:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3438no content. He's looking to get a real
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4:08:55–4:08:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3439He's comparing his strength against a
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4:09:04–4:09:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3440girl's strength.
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4:09:06–4:09:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3441Yeah, well, if they're bored, they know
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4:09:14–4:09:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3442what to do. They can shut up and get lost.
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4:09:16–4:09:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3443Time to grow up, maybe.
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4:09:21–4:09:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3444They're mad because Sunny was here and I
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4:09:30–4:09:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3445didn't film it. Hahaha,
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4:09:32–4:09:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3446sucks to be them.
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4:09:36–4:09:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3447That's my plan. I'm gonna bore them until
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4:09:46–4:09:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3448they stop. Being idiots and
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4:09:49–4:09:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3449harassing people I know.
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4:09:53–4:09:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3450Well, maybe next time we stream,
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4:10:00–4:10:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3451if I can be bothered. It's just annoying
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4:10:06–4:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3452because I've got to get unlimited data on
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4:10:09–4:10:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3453my plan again, which would cost like £30.
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4:10:12–4:10:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3454Oh, I can't. I can't switch my data plan
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4:10:15–4:10:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3455to unlimited. It tries to charge me £250
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4:10:18–4:10:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3456to end my contract and start a new one,
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4:10:22–4:10:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3457and then the new contract would be £30 a
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4:10:25–4:10:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3458month unless I get a 1-month— I could get
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4:10:28–4:10:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3459a 1-day boost, like 10GB 1-day boost. It
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4:10:31–4:10:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3460costs £10.
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4:10:34–4:10:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3461My current plan, I only have 12GB a month.
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4:10:38–4:10:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3462Maybe that's enough for a stream.
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4:10:42–4:10:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3463Still uploading Discord screenshots.
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4:10:51–4:10:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3464Yeah, but I'm not even in— oh, some idiot
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4:10:53–4:10:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3465on the Discord screenshots. What's his
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4:10:56–4:10:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3466name? Pugman.
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4:10:58–4:11:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3467What did he say?
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4:11:04–4:11:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3468Yeah,
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4:11:09–4:11:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3469Pugman69 says he created a new subreddit,
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4:11:12–4:11:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3470probably thinks that can be his new
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4:11:16–4:11:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3471Discord. I didn't create a subreddit.
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4:11:18–4:11:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3472I've got better things to do than sit
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4:11:24–4:11:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3473around chatting on a stupid subreddit.
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4:11:26–4:11:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3474If there's stuff to chat about, we'll just
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4:11:43–4:11:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3475chat on the livestream. I don't need a
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4:11:45–4:11:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3476subreddit. What am I gonna say on the
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4:11:47–4:11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3477subreddit?
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4:11:50–4:11:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3478Aren't you getting bored of being bored?
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4:12:29–4:12:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3479Yeah, I am a bit. That's why I'm even
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4:12:33–4:12:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3480considering getting a job.
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4:12:34–4:12:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3481I can't do anything at the moment because
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4:12:38–4:12:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3482I have to keep paying off my credit card.
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4:12:42–4:12:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3483I think this month I'll make about £1,000
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4:12:45–4:12:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3484and I'll probably just dump it all into
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4:12:47–4:12:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3485the credit card. To start paying it off.
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4:12:49–4:12:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3486It won't be another 15 days until I get my
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4:12:54–4:12:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3487YouTube money. I really want
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4:12:57–4:13:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3488to pay off the credit card.
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4:13:01–4:13:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3489If it wasn't for the credit card and my
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4:13:13–4:13:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3490mum's debt, I could easily get a Tesla and
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4:13:15–4:13:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3491still have £500-600 left over.
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4:13:17–4:13:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3492Afterwards. But I can't right now.
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4:13:28–4:13:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3493Unless I sell off all my stocks.
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4:13:46–4:13:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3494I've got £8,000 in stocks. Pay off
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4:13:50–4:13:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3495the credit card, have £5,000 left.
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4:13:54–4:13:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3496Give that to my mum and then I'll owe her
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4:13:57–4:13:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3497£4,000 something.
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4:13:59–4:14:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3498Could do that.
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4:14:04–4:14:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3499I do want to get out the stock market.
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4:14:08–4:14:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3500Before next year. I think next year the
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4:14:13–4:14:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3501market might crash. I think we can still
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4:14:16–4:14:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3502get like all-time new highs before end of
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4:14:19–4:14:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3503this year. Christmas rally.
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4:14:23–4:14:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3504That's why I haven't sold yet. I think one
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4:14:26–4:14:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3505more rally and then I'm out.
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4:14:29–4:14:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3506And I'll take out my winnings.
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4:14:41–4:14:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3507Oh my God, I just breathed in my saliva.
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4:14:46–4:14:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3508Based on what analysis? Um,
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4:14:54–4:14:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3509that every single election year has been
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4:14:59–4:15:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3510extremely bullish.
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4:15:02–4:15:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3511And yeah, gold mining stock might not be
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4:15:10–4:15:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3512doing very well now, but if the Fed cuts
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4:15:13–4:15:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3513rates, it's going to do well. Gold will do
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4:15:16–4:15:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3514well. Gold is not doing well only because
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4:15:19–4:15:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3515the dollar is so strong. The dollar's only
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4:15:22–4:15:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3516strong because the rates have been raised
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4:15:25–4:15:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3517to fight inflation. When they start
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4:15:27–4:15:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3518cutting the rates, the dollar's going to
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4:15:30–4:15:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3519weaken. Gold's going to go up. Market's
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4:15:31–4:15:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3520going to crash. And my Treasury bills will
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4:15:34–4:15:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3521also go up. And China should strengthen.
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4:15:37–4:15:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3522China will strengthen if the dollar
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4:15:42–4:15:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3523No, market's going to crash when they cut
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4:15:56–4:15:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3524Most of the time after they cut rates,
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4:16:02–4:16:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3525it's because there's going to be a
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4:16:05–4:16:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3526recession. It's only been a few times
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4:16:08–4:16:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3527where it went up after they cut rates,
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4:16:11–4:16:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3528but then it went down. They only cut the
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4:16:13–4:16:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3529rates because the economy's broken.
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4:16:17–4:16:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3530Otherwise it wouldn't cut it.
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4:16:20–4:16:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3531I already asked AI, so you can't argue
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4:16:26–4:16:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3532Listen,
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4:16:35–4:16:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3533I fact-checked it all with Gemini.
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4:16:39–4:16:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3534If the Fed cuts rates Will my gold mining
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4:16:45–4:16:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3535stock go up?
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4:16:48–4:16:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3536Fed rate cuts and gold mining stocks, a
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4:16:57–4:16:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3537complex relationship. Generally, yes, a
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4:17:00–4:17:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3538Fed rate cut tends to be positive for gold
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4:17:03–4:17:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3539mining stocks. See, Gemini is on my side.
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4:17:05–4:17:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3540Here's a breakdown of why. Gold price
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4:17:10–4:17:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3541Historically, gold prices have an inverse
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4:17:13–4:17:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3542relationship with interest rates. Lower
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4:17:16–4:17:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3543interest rates can make gold, which
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4:17:18–4:17:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3544doesn't pay interest, more attractive as
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4:17:20–4:17:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3545an investment. Mining costs: Lower
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4:17:23–4:17:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3546interest rates can also reduce borrowing
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4:17:26–4:17:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3547costs for mining companies, improving
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4:17:28–4:17:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3548their profit margins. Dollar index: A
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4:17:30–4:17:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3549weaker US dollar, often associated with
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4:17:33–4:17:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3550lower interest rates, can boost the price
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4:17:36–4:17:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3551of gold. See? The low interest rates will
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4:17:38–4:17:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3552make it cheaper to mine the gold and a
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4:17:41–4:17:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3553weaker dollar will make gold more of an
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4:17:43–4:17:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3554attractive safe haven investment. It's
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4:17:44–4:17:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3555win-win. And all
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4:17:47–4:17:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3556the countries are buying up huge amounts
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4:17:52–4:17:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3557of gold like India and China because they
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4:17:54–4:17:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3558want to make that BRICS gold-backed
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4:17:56–4:17:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3559currency. And, uh,
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4:17:58–4:18:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3560yeah, when interest rates go down,
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4:18:02–4:18:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3561treasury bills go up. So I'm building my
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4:18:04–4:18:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3562Treasury bill position now. Got £100,
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4:18:08–4:18:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_356320-year US bond ETF.
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4:18:13–4:18:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3564It's got a 4% dividend yield as well.
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4:18:14–4:18:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3565Yeah, we went to Leeds Castle with my mum
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4:18:25–4:18:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3566and she was going up to everyone saying
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4:18:27–4:18:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3567all this crazy stuff. Like, where's my
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4:18:30–4:18:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3568grandchildren, Daniel?
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4:18:33–4:18:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3569My mum just says crazy stuff all the time.
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4:18:38–4:18:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3570And then when the Fed cuts rates,
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4:18:51–4:18:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3571will Treasury bonds go up.
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4:18:56–4:18:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3572Fed rate cuts and Treasury bond prices.
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4:19:07–4:19:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3573Yes, generally when the Fed cuts interest
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4:19:10–4:19:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3574rates, the prices of Treasury bonds tend
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4:19:13–4:19:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3575to go up. C. Here's a breakdown of why.
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4:19:15–4:19:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3576Inverse relationship. Bond prices and
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4:19:18–4:19:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3577interest rates move in opposite
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4:19:21–4:19:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3578directions. See, rates decrease. Bonds are
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4:19:22–4:19:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3579only down really bad right now because
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4:19:26–4:19:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3580interest rates have been raised and kept
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4:19:28–4:19:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3581high for such a long time. But when they
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4:19:30–4:19:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3582come down, bonds will go back up. The
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4:19:31–4:19:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3583value of existing bonds with higher
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4:19:35–4:19:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3584interest rates becomes more attractive to
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4:19:37–4:19:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3585investors. This increased demand pushes
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4:19:39–4:19:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3586bond prices up. Yields— bond yields are—
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4:19:42–4:19:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3587so I've got the best stocks for when the
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4:19:45–4:19:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3588cuts Fed cuts rates, which they will
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4:19:48–4:19:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3589eventually. They're saying September
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4:19:52–4:19:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3590now they might do a 25 basis point rate
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4:19:57–4:19:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3591cut.
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4:19:59–4:20:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3592So yeah, what about China?
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4:20:04–4:20:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3593Surely that'll be affected.
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4:20:08–4:20:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3594So I got gold, Treasury bills and China.
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4:20:13–4:20:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3595Tesla is not really long term for me. I
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4:20:19–4:20:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3596want to dump it if I get like 40% gain,
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4:20:22–4:20:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3597but I gotta wait for October for the
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4:20:27–4:20:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3598robotaxi event.
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4:20:28–4:20:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3599Yeah, I get my stock advice from AI now,
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4:20:35–4:20:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3600not YouTubers. I have progressed.
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4:20:38–4:20:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3601Also, my favorite YouTubers say the same
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4:20:46–4:20:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3602stuff, like Traveling Trader, FX
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4:20:48–4:20:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3603Evolution. They also say they like gold
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4:20:50–4:20:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3604and they like Treasury bonds. I mean,
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4:20:53–4:20:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3605even Warren Buffett has like 10 bazillion
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4:20:55–4:20:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3606Treasury bills. He's got more bonds than
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4:20:59–4:21:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3607the Federal Reserve have. So if Warren
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4:21:02–4:21:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3608Buffett's doing it, Can't go wrong.
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4:21:05–4:21:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3609AI, Warren Buffett, and my favorite
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4:21:09–4:21:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3610YouTubers all on my side.
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4:21:11–4:21:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3611Warren Buffett sold half his Apple. He
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4:21:18–4:21:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3612didn't sell his Treasury bonds. Did I
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4:21:21–4:21:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3613watch the last Fallout episode yet? No,
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4:21:24–4:21:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3614I'm going to wait to watch it with you.
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4:21:26–4:21:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3615I am patient.
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4:21:30–4:21:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3616Oh, one thing I found out about Teslas.
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4:21:34–4:21:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3617You know in the episode the black guy gets
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4:21:37–4:21:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3618locked in his armor because the squire
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4:21:40–4:21:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3619pulls out the fusion core and it's got no
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4:21:43–4:21:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3620power so he can't get out? Teslas are the
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4:21:45–4:21:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3621same. If the battery gets to 0%, you can't
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4:21:48–4:21:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3622open the door, so you die if
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4:21:51–4:21:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3623no one can charge your battery and get you
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4:21:55–4:21:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3624out of it. That's one reason— oh, I heard
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4:21:58–4:22:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3625someone, they broke down on the motorway
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4:22:00–4:22:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3626in their Tesla and they couldn't drive it
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4:22:03–4:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3627into the hard shoulder because it just
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4:22:06–4:22:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3628died and the battery gets cut off to
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4:22:08–4:22:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3629prevent it from exploding. So they were
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4:22:10–4:22:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3630just stuck in the middle lane, broken
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4:22:12–4:22:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3631down. That's one reason I don't like the
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4:22:14–4:22:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3632Tesla. No key, so you have to use your
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4:22:17–4:22:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3633phone to open the door, but what if you
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4:22:21–4:22:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3634lose your phone? I'd rather have a key.
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4:22:23–4:22:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3635Some things I don't like about Tesla,
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4:22:29–4:22:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3636like they tried to fix problems that
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4:22:35–4:22:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3637weren't really problems. No one ever
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4:22:37–4:22:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3638complained about having to have a key to
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4:22:39–4:22:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3639open the door.
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4:22:40–4:22:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3640Maybe I'll just get the Toyota Prius.
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4:22:45–4:22:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3641I asked AI for calculations for a 100-mile
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4:22:51–4:22:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3642drive. Fuck, I dropped my thingy.
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4:22:54–4:22:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3643And I think it was like £15
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4:23:00–4:23:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3644diesel, £20 petrol, and then it was like
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4:23:06–4:23:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3645£10 or less to charge an electric vehicle.
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4:23:09–4:23:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3646So electric would be way cheaper, but then
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4:23:17–4:23:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3647the cars are more expensive. Diesel would
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4:23:19–4:23:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3648be the second best option, plus the car's
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4:23:23–4:23:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3649cheaper. I think petrol would be worse.
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4:23:25–4:23:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3650Get the voxel. I don't know,
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4:23:43–4:23:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3651sounds kind of expensive.
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4:23:53–4:23:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3652Like, it costs a lot of money to buy
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4:24:01–4:24:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3653the diesel. There a cheaper way,
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4:24:06–4:24:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3654like a Toyota Prius?
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4:24:09–4:24:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3655Let me ask AI.
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4:24:14–4:24:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3656How much fuel cost for Vauxhall Mokka
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4:24:19–4:24:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3657diesel to drive 100 miles?
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4:24:26–4:24:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3658It says £10.35 to drive
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4:24:40–4:24:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3659Vauxhall Mokka Diesel 100 miles. Average
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4:24:43–4:24:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3660is 65 miles per gallon. But weren't you
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4:24:47–4:24:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3661doing like 50? Maybe you drive bad.
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4:24:50–4:24:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3662Maybe you drive inefficiently. Were you
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4:24:54–4:24:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3663doing 70 the whole way? Maybe if you did
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4:24:57–4:25:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_366460.
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4:25:01–4:25:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3665I mean, you don't drive bad, drive
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4:25:08–4:25:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3666inefficiently. Okay, how much if
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4:25:10–4:25:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3667I drove Toyota Prius hybrid
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4:25:14–4:25:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3668petrol?
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4:25:19–4:25:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3669It's the same, £10.99 for
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4:25:28–4:25:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3670the Toyota hybrid and £10 for the diesel.
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4:25:32–4:25:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3671Okay, what about Tesla Model 3?
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4:25:36–4:25:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3672How much would that cost?
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4:25:41–4:25:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3673£5? What? It would only cost £5
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4:25:52–4:25:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3674to do 100 miles in the Tesla?
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4:25:56–4:25:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3675No, I'm not being mean, just trying to
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4:26:04–4:26:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3676save money.
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4:26:07–4:26:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3677So it'd be £10 diesel for 100 miles.
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4:26:13–4:26:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3678£11 hybrid petrol, and then £5 for
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4:26:16–4:26:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3679Tesla. I should just get the Tesla then.
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4:26:20–4:26:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3680Okay, what about Hyundai
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4:26:25–4:26:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3681Ioniq Electric?
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4:26:30–4:26:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3682Oh, I don't know,
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4:26:34–4:26:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_368324p per kilowatt. That's kind of
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4:26:37–4:26:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3684expensive. Same, £5 in the
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4:26:40–4:26:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3685Hyundai. Okay, what if I
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4:26:45–4:26:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3686charged at home?
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4:26:49–4:26:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3687It should be cheaper, like £3.
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4:26:54–4:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3688What? Why is it saying more expensive?
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4:27:05–4:27:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3689Now. How much costs Tesla Model
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4:27:09–4:27:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_36903 drive 100 miles if
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4:27:12–4:27:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3691I charged it at home?
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4:27:17–4:27:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3692Why is it more expensive? £7.80 now.
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4:27:28–4:27:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3693Are you sure electricity at so
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4:27:37–4:27:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3694expensive?
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4:27:43–4:27:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3695Oh, now he's saying he was wrong. It's 22
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4:27:51–4:27:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3696pence per kilowatt and it should only cost
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4:27:54–4:27:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3697£5 to do 100 miles.
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4:27:56–4:27:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3698Stupid AI.
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4:28:00–4:28:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3699Yeah, so the EV would be half the price of
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4:28:11–4:28:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3700He needs to look to type stuff.
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4:28:25–4:28:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3701Yeah, because the mic's in the way.
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4:28:29–4:28:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3702Otherwise I'd have— usually I have nothing
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4:28:32–4:28:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3703in front of me.
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4:28:34–4:28:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3704And this keyboard's difficult because the
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4:28:40–4:28:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3705keys are so tall. I'm used to flat keys on
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4:28:41–4:28:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3706a laptop. This cup's so
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4:28:45–4:28:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3707dirty, look. It's full of chalk.
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4:28:50–4:28:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3708My fingers keep getting stuck when I press
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4:29:06–4:29:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3709it and let go to move to the next key. It
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4:29:09–4:29:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3710sometimes hits the edge of the next key.
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4:29:12–4:29:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3711Because they're so tall. I need flat keys,
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4:29:16–4:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3712really.
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4:29:19–4:29:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3713No, I didn't manage to sell the banjo.
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4:29:33–4:29:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3714Someone tried to scam me. They said they
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4:29:36–4:29:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3715couldn't pay on the app, and then they
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4:29:40–4:29:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3716asked me what my bank code was. Just block
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4:29:41–4:29:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3717them straight away.
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4:29:45–4:29:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3718It's all just a bunch of scammers trying
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4:29:50–4:29:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3719to sell stuff online. It's so difficult.
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4:29:52–4:29:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3720Well, if you can type faster by looking at
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4:30:00–4:30:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3721the keyboard than if you didn't look,
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4:30:03–4:30:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3722then why would you not look?
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4:30:04–4:30:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3723There's no point making things harder just
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4:30:08–4:30:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3724because it looks cool.
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4:30:10–4:30:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3725I can smell food.
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4:30:28–4:30:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3726I'm so hungry. I dug 2 holes in the garden
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4:30:35–4:30:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3727today. My mum got this new spade and
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4:30:39–4:30:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3728it's like really narrow and pointy. It
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4:30:44–4:30:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3729looks like a sword, like a massive
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4:30:48–4:30:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3730claymore sword, and you just stab it into
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4:30:49–4:30:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3731the ground. It digs so easily. What if you
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4:30:53–4:30:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3732get the knife sharpener and you sharpen
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4:30:56–4:30:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3733the spade? Wouldn't it make it really easy
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4:30:58–4:31:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3734to cut into the ground? Get my whetstone
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4:31:02–4:31:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3735out.
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4:31:05–4:31:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3736Let me ask AI, is it a good idea
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4:31:09–4:31:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3737if I use a knife sharpener on my spade
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4:31:13–4:31:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3738to dig holes in the garden?
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4:31:18–4:31:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3739Using a knife sharpener on your spade
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4:31:29–4:31:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3740isn't the best approach. Oh, it says use a
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4:31:31–4:31:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3741metal file or an angle grinder.
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4:31:35–4:31:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3742Sharpening your spade will make digging
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4:31:41–4:31:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3743much easier and more efficient. Wow, I
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4:31:43–4:31:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3744never thought of that before. When I dug
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4:31:46–4:31:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3745my mealer hole I used a flat edge,
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4:31:49–4:31:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3746blunt as hell spade with no tapering.
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4:31:53–4:31:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3747I never thought about sharpening a spade.
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4:31:57–4:31:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3748I dug that hole so deep you had to climb
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4:32:15–4:32:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3750What if you heat up the spade so the edge
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4:32:22–4:32:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3751is like glowing hot red and then you dig
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4:32:25–4:32:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3752with it? That would make it easier too.
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4:32:29–4:32:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3753Don't know why I like digging holes. My
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4:32:40–4:32:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3754mum had to tell me to stop because I dug
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4:32:43–4:32:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3755it too deep, and then we had to fill it
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4:32:44–4:32:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3756back in a tiny bit to put the plant in.
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4:32:45–4:32:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3757She bought these olive trees. It just
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4:32:48–4:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3758feels really satisfying because it gets
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4:32:52–4:32:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3759bigger and bigger and you scoop out dirt,
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4:32:55–4:32:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3760gets deeper,
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4:32:58–4:32:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3761and it's like you can take out your anger
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4:33:01–4:33:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3762on the ground in a non-destructive way.
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4:33:02–4:33:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3763The only annoying thing is my glasses keep
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4:33:11–4:33:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3764slipping down. I need to get these
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4:33:14–4:33:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3765rubber bands to hold it in place.
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4:33:18–4:33:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3766What's for dinner? I don't know,
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4:33:23–4:33:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3767I can't tell. It just smells savory and
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4:33:29–4:33:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3768meaty. I had beef fried
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4:33:33–4:33:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3769noodles with an egg last dinner.
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4:33:37–4:33:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3770Maybe I sharpen this knife.
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4:33:50–4:33:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3771I got a whetstone here, brand new.
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4:33:55–4:33:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3772Japanese. Does it really have to be wet?
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4:34:03–4:34:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3773Spit on— spit on it, because this is not
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4:34:09–4:34:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3774sharp at all.
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4:34:12–4:34:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3775I think it doesn't even cut paper. Look.
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4:34:18–4:34:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3776Look, it doesn't even cut paper, hardly.
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4:34:25–4:34:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3777Spit on it.
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4:34:37–4:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3778I saw this thing, this knife
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4:34:45–4:34:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3779company was saying they're going to start
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4:34:48–4:34:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3780selling knives that don't have a point to
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4:34:51–4:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3781stop people stabbing each other in London.
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4:34:54–4:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3782A flat edge, flat pointed knife. And I was
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4:34:57–4:34:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3783thinking, I was saying that ages ago, why
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4:35:00–4:35:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3784do they make points on knives?
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4:35:03–4:35:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3785When do you ever need the pointy bit apart
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4:35:07–4:35:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3786from stabbing things?
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4:35:09–4:35:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3787Ooh, brand new.
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4:35:24–4:35:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3788Oh, it stinks.
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4:35:28–4:35:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3789It smells like, like a block
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4:35:33–4:35:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3790of sand. Oh my God, what is that smell?
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4:35:37–4:35:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3791I kind of like it.
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4:35:43–4:35:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3792It just smells rocky.
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4:35:46–4:35:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3793Made in Japan. Made by Hot
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4:35:53–4:36:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3794Japanese girls. So you put
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4:36:09–4:36:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3795it in here like that.
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4:36:13–4:36:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3796Do I have any water? Oh, I do.
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4:36:23–4:36:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3797And you make it wet.
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4:36:33–4:36:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3798So it's gotta be really wet.
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4:36:44–4:36:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3799Is that how you do it?
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4:36:49–4:36:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3800Oh, sounds wrong.
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4:36:56–4:36:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3801Do it 20 times, I think.
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4:37:10–4:37:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3802Why is it going black?
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4:37:20–4:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3803And do
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4:37:29–4:37:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3804the tip.
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4:37:39–4:37:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3805I'm gonna do the other side. Wait,
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4:38:02–4:38:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3806I did it like that, so I've got to do it
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4:38:06–4:38:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3807like that next.
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4:38:09–4:38:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3808Put more water.
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4:38:20–4:38:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3809Oh wait, did I use the wrong side? I
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4:38:44–4:38:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3810forgot about the other
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4:38:46–4:38:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3811side.
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4:38:58–4:38:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3812Whatever.
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4:39:01–4:39:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3813Ow! Oh, my finger's black.
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4:39:05–4:39:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3814No, this is 3,000 grit. The other side's
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4:39:12–4:39:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_38151,000. It is kind of smooth though.
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4:39:16–4:39:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3816I'll do the other side as well.
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4:39:21–4:39:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3817I bought this whetstone like 15 years ago
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4:39:31–4:39:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3818when I had a whetstone business. On eBay.
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4:39:34–4:39:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3819I've got lots in my room that didn't sell.
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4:39:38–4:39:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3820I ran out of water.
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4:39:40–4:39:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3821I spit on it.
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4:39:45–4:39:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3822I guess I get more water then.
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4:39:49–4:39:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3823Trust me, this is gonna be razor sharp.
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4:40:18–4:40:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3824I've done this before. I think I know what
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4:40:21–4:40:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3825I'm doing. I had a wet knife— whetstone.
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4:40:24–4:40:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3826Business back in the day.
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4:40:28–4:40:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_382715 to 20 times like this.
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4:40:34–4:40:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_38281, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
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4:40:42–4:40:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3830Do another 20 just to be extra sure.
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4:40:47–4:40:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3831Is this good ASMR?
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4:41:07–4:41:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3832And then wet it again.
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4:41:14–4:41:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3833And then this time we do it this way.
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4:41:23–4:41:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3834Remember when you used to buy Japanese
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4:41:55–4:41:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3835sharpening stones? Yeah, this is one of
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4:41:57–4:41:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3836them. Cost me about £25,
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4:41:59–4:42:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3837and then I would sell them for about £50
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4:42:03–4:42:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3838on eBay.
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4:42:06–4:42:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3839I think that's enough.
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4:42:13–4:42:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3840Okay, get some tissue,
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4:42:16–4:42:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3841dry you off.
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4:42:25–4:42:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3842Now do the paper test.
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4:42:30–4:42:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3843Moment of truth. So last time I cut
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4:42:32–4:42:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3844here, I cut here this time.
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4:42:37–4:42:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3845What? It's worse.
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4:42:40–4:42:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3846It feels even more blunt now.
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4:42:45–4:42:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3847The hell?
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4:42:49–4:42:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3848It didn't do anything.
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4:42:52–4:42:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3849Um.
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4:42:55–4:42:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3850Uh, this is a bit sharp, I guess. I don't
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4:43:08–4:43:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3851know. Look,
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4:43:11–4:43:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3852it's not
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4:43:15–4:43:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3853Oh, look!
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4:43:25–4:43:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3854See, it is sharp. You can cut bubble
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4:43:28–4:43:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3855wrap.
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4:43:32–4:43:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3856Look,
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4:43:36–4:43:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3857see, I know what I'm doing.
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4:43:40–4:43:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3858Watch.
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4:43:46–4:43:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3859See? Razor sharp,
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4:43:55–4:43:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3860just like me.
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4:43:59–4:43:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3861Watch this. Watch, watch.
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4:44:04–4:44:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3862It is sharp.
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4:44:12–4:44:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3863I will put it away.
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4:44:22–4:44:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3864Do it later.
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4:44:27–4:44:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3865And that is how you sharpen a knife.
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4:44:51–4:44:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3866And now I've got little bits all over my
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4:44:57–4:45:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3867mouse mat.
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4:45:00–4:45:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3868So should I buy the Tesla? I got approved
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4:45:07–4:45:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3869financing for a Tesla Model 3 Long
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4:45:10–4:45:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3870Range, £200 a month.
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4:45:15–4:45:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3871Got 4 days to decide.
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4:45:22–4:45:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3872My mum said just get it. She said sell
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4:45:29–4:45:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3873your stocks and buy a car.
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4:45:32–4:45:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3874If someone on Twitter says, if someone
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4:45:50–4:45:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3875offered you $500 a day to never drink a
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4:45:52–4:45:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3876sip of alcohol again, would you accept?
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4:45:54–4:45:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3877Easily. $500 a day? I could get a
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4:45:57–4:46:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3878Tesla. I don't even drink alcohol
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4:46:01–4:46:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3879recently. Last time I had drink was during
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4:46:03–4:46:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3880my sister's wedding. Had some champagne.
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4:46:06–4:46:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3881Car will drop in value quickly. I don't
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4:46:13–4:46:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3882know. Stocks seem to drop in value pretty
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4:46:16–4:46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3883quickly too.
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4:46:19–4:46:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3884My China stock dropped. Nearly 20% in 2
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4:46:27–4:46:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3885years. That's more than a car, I think. I
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4:46:30–4:46:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3886don't know, how much do cars drop? It's
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4:46:33–4:46:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3887not a new car, it's used, 50,000 mileage
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4:46:37–4:46:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3888on it. I could never afford a brand
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4:46:40–4:46:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3889new one. If you go on the Tesla official
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4:46:44–4:46:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3890website, you can get a brand new one and
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4:46:47–4:46:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3891it costs £45,000 for the latest Model 3.
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4:46:49–4:46:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3892There's no way I got to get a 5-year-old
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4:46:55–4:46:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3893Model 3 battery.
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4:46:58–4:47:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3894Well, on the Tesla, it's a long-range
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4:47:13–4:47:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3895model, so it can last 2 300
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4:47:16–4:47:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3896miles.
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4:47:20–4:47:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3897Well, it's an investment because I would
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4:47:28–4:47:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3898use it to make YouTube content and maybe
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4:47:30–4:47:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3899do Uber, get myself a taxi license.
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4:47:34–4:47:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3900I'll sit outside the airport, take people
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4:47:37–4:47:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3901Market's not doing anything today. Gold is
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4:47:59–4:48:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3902up 0.2%.
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4:48:02–4:48:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3903I'm gonna hold it over the weekend.
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4:48:12–4:48:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3904Barrick Gold has earnings on Monday. I
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4:48:14–4:48:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3905think it's gonna go up. If it goes up,
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4:48:17–4:48:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3906maybe I sell and buy a car.
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4:48:20–4:48:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3907Oh, I don't know what to do.
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4:48:26–4:48:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3908I got the website open here with my
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4:48:43–4:48:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3909finance. It wants me to upload
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4:48:47–4:48:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3910my driving license picture and then sign
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4:48:50–4:48:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3911the thingy. Got the pictures here.
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4:48:53–4:48:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3912It's white.
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4:48:59–4:49:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3913Damn, imagine that just pulls up in your
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4:49:08–4:49:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3914driveway and then it's mine. It's not
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4:49:10–4:49:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3915really mine though, because I'm not buying
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4:49:12–4:49:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3916it. I'm leasing it, PCP. To buy
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4:49:13–4:49:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3917it outright would cost £20,000.
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4:49:17–4:49:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3918Are you really pulling out of investing
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4:49:33–4:49:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3919next year?
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4:49:35–4:49:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3920Maybe, but I still think gold is a good
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4:49:38–4:49:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3921investment to have.
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4:49:43–4:49:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3922I thought Iran was going to blow up
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4:49:49–4:49:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3923Israel. Nothing's happened. They said
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4:49:51–4:49:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3924they're going to retaliate for the strike
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4:49:54–4:49:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3925on the leader of Hamas.
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4:49:56–4:49:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3926Where's the retaliation? My gold hasn't
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4:50:01–4:50:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3927gone up. Come on, Iran, just blow them up
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4:50:04–4:50:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3928already. Make me rich.
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4:50:08–4:50:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3929Maybe they do it next year,
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4:50:24–4:50:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3930the blowing of each other up.
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4:50:27–4:50:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3931Cheapest Tesla on AutoTrader is,
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4:50:34–4:50:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3932uh,
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4:50:39–4:50:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3933£11,800. But it's got 169,000
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4:50:42–4:50:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3934miles on it. It's a 2019
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4:50:46–4:50:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3935Standard Range and it's great.
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4:50:50–4:50:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3936I don't like the new Model 3. The 2024
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4:50:55–4:50:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3937version looks— it looks uglier than the
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4:50:58–4:51:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3938older version. It looks weird. The
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4:51:01–4:51:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3939headlights are really narrow and
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4:51:04–4:51:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3940slanted.
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4:51:09–4:51:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3941I don't know, sometimes I think from
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4:51:18–4:51:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3942certain angles it's an ugly car, but then
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4:51:20–4:51:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3943from the behind angle it looks pretty
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4:51:24–4:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3944good.
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4:51:26–4:51:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3945Maybe getting a cheap car and fixing it up
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4:51:41–4:51:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3946would be more fun than just buying an
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4:51:43–4:51:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3947expensive car.
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4:51:45–4:51:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3948Elon Musk should just give me one for free
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4:51:54–4:51:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3949and give me one of his daughters. I'll
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4:51:58–4:52:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3950take the gay one, I don't care. I'll take
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4:52:00–4:52:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3951his gay boy lady son.
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4:52:05–4:52:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3952No, he's not under 18, is he? Oh shit,
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4:52:09–4:52:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3953I take that back. I'm just joking. I'm
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4:52:13–4:52:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3954sure he's got one gay boy son who's over
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4:52:15–4:52:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_395518. That's the one I'm talking about, not
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4:52:18–4:52:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3956the one who's underage. Don't clip that,
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4:52:21–4:52:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3957subreddit. Shut up.
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4:52:24–4:52:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3958Just joking.
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4:52:30–4:52:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3959I don't want any of Elon Musk's gay sons.
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4:52:34–4:52:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3960What's his
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4:52:46–4:52:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3961name? Sheelon Musk.
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4:52:50–4:52:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3962I came up with that myself.
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4:52:55–4:52:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3963What is the cheapest car I can get that's
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4:53:10–4:53:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3964not broken? I put minimum £1,000.
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4:53:17–4:53:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3965I can get a
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4:53:22–4:53:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3966Mercedes-Benz. What does Cat S mean?
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4:53:27–4:53:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3967Does it still work? Oh, spares or repairs.
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4:53:31–4:53:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3968Can I get rid of those? I don't want to
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4:53:34–4:53:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3969see Cat S's.
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4:53:36–4:53:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3970Okay,
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4:53:37–4:53:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3971so I can get a Ford S-Max for £1,000.
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4:53:41–4:53:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3972Oh, it's got gearbox issue. Why can't they
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4:53:46–4:53:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3973just show cars that actually work?
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4:53:49–4:53:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3974Okay, I can get a Chevrolet Lacetti for
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4:53:53–4:53:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3975£1,000. It's got 77,000 miles,
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4:53:56–4:53:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3976automatic petrol.
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4:54:00–4:54:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3977What's the insurance? I bet it's cheap. I
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4:54:05–4:54:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3978never even heard of a Chevrolet Lacetti.
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4:54:07–4:54:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3979It's still kind of expensive, £1,280.
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4:54:21–4:54:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3980I thought it'd be like £800.
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4:54:26–4:54:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3981What's a cheaper car to insure? I could
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4:54:29–4:54:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3982get Lots,
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4:54:34–4:54:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3983lots of Ford Focuses. Citroën Berlingo.
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4:54:44–4:54:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3984Jaguar X-Type looks so ugly.
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4:54:51–4:54:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3985Jaguar cars are so ugly. It looks like
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4:54:54–4:54:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_398660-year-old granddad would drive this.
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4:54:57–4:54:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3987It's only 2008, but it looks so old,
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4:55:02–4:55:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3988like an '80s car.
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4:55:05–4:55:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3989Ford Focus. I hate silver cars.
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4:55:23–4:55:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3990I'd have to paint it.
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4:55:28–4:55:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3991Vauxhall Corsa looks okay.
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4:55:36–4:55:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3992God, Ford made some really ugly cars.
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4:55:40–4:55:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3993Like the— do you remember the Ford Escort?
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4:55:42–4:55:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3994Oh, that was so ugly. My dad had a Ford
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4:55:44–4:55:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3995Mondeo. It was such an ugly car.
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4:55:48–4:55:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3996And then his company gave him a new car.
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4:55:51–4:55:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3997It was a Renault something,
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4:55:54–4:55:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3998and I remember it looked really nice
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4:56:00–4:56:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_3999compared to the Mondeo.
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4:56:01–4:56:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4000Vauxhall Mokka for 2K.
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4:56:13–4:56:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4001Yeah, that was Sunny's car. It's quite a
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4:56:18–4:56:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4002nice car, very high up.
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4:56:20–4:56:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4003Hyundai i20.
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4:56:30–4:56:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4004I also don't want a big engine because
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4:56:35–4:56:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4005they use a lot of fuel.
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4:56:38–4:56:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4006Voxel Astra Corsa.
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4:57:02–4:57:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4007I don't know. Oh,
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4:57:07–4:57:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4008I like Ford Fiesta. I do like the Ford
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4:57:11–4:57:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4009Fiesta design. Looks pretty nice. White as
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4:57:14–4:57:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4010well.
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4:57:18–4:57:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4011£1,000. £1,070. Got 180,000
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4:57:23–4:57:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4012miles. Manual diesel. Don't want
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4:57:28–4:57:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4013manual. Is manual
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4:57:32–4:57:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4014cheaper to insure than automatic?
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4:57:36–4:57:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_40151,200 to insure. Why is it so expensive?
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4:57:51–4:57:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4016I've got to fiddle with the questions,
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4:57:53–4:57:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4017I think.
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4:57:56–4:57:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4018Oh, for some reason it says I'm gonna use
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4:58:02–4:58:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4019it as a business car. That's probably why.
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4:58:04–4:58:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4020Put social only.
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4:58:06–4:58:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4021Why doesn't it change?
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4:58:13–4:58:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4022And then finance manager,
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4:58:23–4:58:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4023my job.
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4:58:27–4:58:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4024Next. I bet it'll be cheaper now.
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4:58:40–4:58:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4025I do like the Ford Fiesta out of all of
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4:58:45–4:58:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4026the cheap crappy cars. It does look pretty
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4:58:48–4:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4027good.
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4:58:49–4:58:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4028Just buy the damn car. I have to think
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4:58:53–4:58:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4029carefully. I can't just willy-nilly
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4:58:56–4:58:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4030because I can't get rid of it. It's the
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4:58:58–4:59:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4031same. That's weird. It still
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4:59:01–4:59:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4032thinks I'm gonna use the car for business.
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4:59:05–4:59:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4033I'm not.
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4:59:07–4:59:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4034Oh, there you go. Social only. Okay, now
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4:59:14–4:59:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4035what does it say? It says £1,200 when
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4:59:17–4:59:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4036I said I was gonna use it for business.
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4:59:20–4:59:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4037What if I go on a business trip to Germany
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4:59:26–4:59:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4038for cereal? Does that count as business?
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4:59:31–4:59:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4039Oh, it only got cheaper by £50. Now it
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4:59:36–4:59:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4040says £1,100. I thought it'd be cheaper
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4:59:38–4:59:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4041than that. Uh, it's under £100 a
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4:59:42–4:59:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4042month. I guess it is pretty cheap.
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4:59:46–4:59:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4043£1,100 divided by 12, it's like £95 a
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4:59:51–4:59:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4044month.
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4:59:53–4:59:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4045So in total I'd just spend £2K. I mean,
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4:59:57–5:00:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4046the insurance is more expensive than the
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5:00:00–5:00:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4047actual car.
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5:00:02–5:00:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4048What?
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5:00:02–5:00:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4049It would only cost £2K, £1,000 for the car
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5:00:08–5:00:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4050and £1,000 for insurance. But then I've
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5:00:12–5:00:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4051got to drive manual. I don't like manual.
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5:00:15–5:00:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4052180,000 miles though. Do you think that's
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5:00:25–5:00:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4053enough miles or do I need more?
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5:00:28–5:00:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4054Where am I gonna drive? Uh,
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5:00:33–5:00:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4055don't know yet.
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5:00:36–5:00:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4056Road trip across England.
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5:00:40–5:00:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4057I'm trying to think, do I get the car that
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5:00:49–5:00:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4058only costs £1,000 once,
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5:00:52–5:00:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4059or do I get a Tesla which costs £500 a
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5:00:56–5:00:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4060month for 4 years?
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5:00:58–5:00:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4061I could turn the Ford Fiesta into a Tesla.
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5:01:03–5:01:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4062I just get an iPad and and then sellotape
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5:01:05–5:01:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4063it to the dashboard, and then I get a
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5:01:07–5:01:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4064GoPro, put it on the front car.
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5:01:10–5:01:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4065Or maybe you get a 360 camera and you put
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5:01:15–5:01:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4066it on the roof, and then you can review
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5:01:18–5:01:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4067the footage from every angle. You just
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5:01:20–5:01:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4068need one camera. I'd be a bit scared
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5:01:24–5:01:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4069putting it on the roof though, it might
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5:01:27–5:01:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4070get knocked off.
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5:01:29–5:01:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4071Do a road trip to Japan. Drive to
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5:01:33–5:01:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4072Ukraine. Can I speed through the Ukraine
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5:01:37–5:01:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4073borders and make it into Russia without
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5:01:41–5:01:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4074getting drone-striked?
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5:01:43–5:01:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4075Find out in the next episode.
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5:01:47–5:01:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4076Get a cheap car, see if you use it a lot.
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5:01:56–5:01:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4077But what if I don't use it a lot because I
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5:01:59–5:02:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4078don't like it? If I like the car, I'd want
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5:02:01–5:02:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4079to use it more, wouldn't I? If it's like a
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5:02:04–5:02:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4080crappy car, I wouldn't really want to use
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5:02:07–5:02:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4081I wouldn't really use it though. What
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5:02:18–5:02:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4082would I do with it?
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5:02:20–5:02:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4083I'm not gonna be like, oh, I'm bored, I'm
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5:02:23–5:02:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4084gonna go on a drive.
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5:02:25–5:02:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4085I'd only use it to do stuff with Sunny,
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5:02:29–5:02:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4086or if I can get delivery work,
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5:02:33–5:02:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4087I'd use it to make some money.
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5:02:38–5:02:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4088But I have to pay nearly £600 to get
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5:02:47–5:02:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4089An Uber license.
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5:02:51–5:02:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4090My tongue hurts.
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5:03:00–5:03:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_40912K Vauxhall Mokka. No, I want the 1K
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5:03:08–5:03:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4092Ford Fiesta.
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5:03:12–5:03:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4093Why is there a painful lump on my tongue?
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5:03:17–5:03:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4094It's so annoying. It's always on the side
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5:03:18–5:03:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4095of the tongue as well. What is that?
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5:03:22–5:03:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4096Is it tongue cancer?
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5:03:25–5:03:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4097Imagine I get tongue cancer, I need my
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5:03:34–5:03:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4098tongue cut off, and then I can't talk
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5:03:37–5:03:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4099anymore. My YouTube career would be dead.
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5:03:38–5:03:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4100Who's gonna watch me if I can't talk? I'd
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5:03:41–5:03:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4101be like, hi God, I can't cook anymore,
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5:03:44–5:03:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4102but please watch my video.
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5:03:47–5:03:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4103I had to get my tongue amputated.
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5:03:54–5:03:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4104It would suck so much. If you
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5:03:58–5:04:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4105had to choose, lose your tongue or lose
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5:04:02–5:04:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4106your hands, which would you choose?
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5:04:04–5:04:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4107If you lose your hands, you can't do
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5:04:08–5:04:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4108anything. Can't game, can't wank.
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5:04:10–5:04:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4109But if I don't have my tongue, I can't
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5:04:17–5:04:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4110make money.
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5:04:20–5:04:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4111But if I lose my hands, I can claim
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5:04:30–5:04:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4112disability benefits because I can't do
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5:04:32–5:04:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4113anything, and they can't send me off to
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5:04:35–5:04:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4114war. I can't even hold a gun.
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5:04:37–5:04:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4115No, I need my tongue. It is my tool,
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5:04:46–5:04:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4116my money-making tool.
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5:04:51–5:04:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4117I can't do my job without my tongue.
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5:04:55–5:04:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4118好嘎,哦个巴嘎哥哥哥哥。 可可,阿莫可可宝哦哦哦。Maybe
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5:05:02–5:05:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4119I'd still get views. Would you watch my
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5:05:11–5:05:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4120videos if they were like that?
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5:05:12–5:05:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4121I don't think anyone would watch anymore.
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5:05:15–5:05:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4122Or I get like a fake tongue, tongue
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5:05:21–5:05:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4123implant, bionic tongue to
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5:05:25–5:05:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4124replace my cut-off tongue.
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5:05:29–5:05:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4125Tricky decisions.
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5:05:35–5:05:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4126Fiat Panda. It looks like a postman's
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5:05:41–5:05:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4127van if you paint it red. It's only got 54
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5:05:45–5:05:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4128British horsepower, so that's rubbish.
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5:05:48–5:05:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4129It's basically like those Japanese
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5:05:52–5:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4130boxcars.
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5:05:54–5:05:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4131170,000 miles.
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5:05:57–5:06:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4132Okay, I'll increase my budget to £2,000.
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5:06:24–5:06:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4133What's the best car I can get?
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5:06:29–5:06:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4134A Chrysler 300C. It's got 218 British
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5:06:34–5:06:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4135horsepower. That's loads. 3-liter engine.
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5:06:38–5:06:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4136God, that would be so expensive to buy
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5:06:42–5:06:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4137fuel for. I bet it's
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5:06:46–5:07:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4138like £40 for 100 miles.
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5:07:04–5:07:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4139Oh, I just get a cheap car on finance.
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5:07:15–5:07:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4140£169 a month.
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5:07:17–5:07:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4141Wait, that's not much cheaper than the
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5:07:21–5:07:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4142Tesla. Tesla was £200 a month.
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5:07:23–5:07:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4143Kia Sportage, £2,000.
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5:07:28–5:07:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4144This looks quite nice.
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5:07:32–5:07:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4145It's a bit big though.
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5:07:36–5:07:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4146It looks massive,
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5:07:40–5:07:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4147and it's got— I can't see it—
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5:07:54–5:08:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_414848 miles per gallon. That's rubbish.
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5:08:00–5:08:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4149Check the insurance. Oh, only £980
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5:08:14–5:08:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4150insurance. Pretty cheap.
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5:08:17–5:08:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4151Do you think the car talk's more boring
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5:08:22–5:08:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4152than the stock talk? Let's talk about
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5:08:25–5:08:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4153stocks.
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5:08:27–5:08:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4154Check the market.
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5:08:33–5:08:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4155Gold is not doing anything.
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5:08:36–5:08:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4156Damn, today's so boring. Why is nothing
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5:08:40–5:08:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4157Tesla is up half a percent for the whole
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5:08:50–5:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4158day.
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5:08:54–5:08:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4159Bitcoin is not doing anything. Nothing is
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5:09:03–5:09:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4160doing anything. The hell?
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5:09:06–5:09:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4161Who do I watch nowadays?
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5:09:15–5:09:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4162Uh, I watch Fun for Louis.
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5:09:19–5:09:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4163Recently. He's doing like an electric
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5:09:22–5:09:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4164motorbike trip to Italy from the
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5:09:24–5:09:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4165UK.
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5:09:28–5:09:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4166I watch this guy called High Peak Motors.
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5:09:33–5:09:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4167He buys cheap cars and then he fixes them
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5:09:36–5:09:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4168up and sells them. Keep watching car
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5:09:38–5:09:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4169videos now.
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5:09:42–5:09:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4170And stock market stuff,
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5:09:47–5:09:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4171financial stuff,
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5:09:57–5:09:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4172mostly a mixture of financial stuff, car
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5:10:04–5:10:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4173stuff, and a bit of vlogging stuff.
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5:10:07–5:10:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4174What's my purpose in life?
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5:10:12–5:10:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4175Same as everyone else's. Put food in one
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5:10:17–5:10:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4176hole, squeeze it out the other. That's all
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5:10:20–5:10:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4177we're here to do.
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5:10:24–5:10:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4178And then maybe make some babies in
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5:10:28–5:10:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4179between. But seeing as I
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5:10:32–5:10:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4180can't do that, My primary objective,
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5:10:36–5:10:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4181my singular mandate,
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5:10:44–5:10:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4182is to consume and then expel the waste.
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5:10:48–5:10:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4183What else is there?
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5:10:53–5:10:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4184Try not to die and avoid pain.
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5:10:57–5:10:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4185Help other people. I'm helping so many
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5:11:09–5:11:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4186with my YouTube streams,
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5:11:13–5:11:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4187helping them fall asleep,
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5:11:17–5:11:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4188helping them make financial decisions.
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5:11:20–5:11:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4189Surely my channel brings some value into
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5:11:28–5:11:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4190the world. Otherwise I wouldn't be getting
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5:11:30–5:11:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4191paid £1,000 a month.
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5:11:32–5:11:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4192My YouTube channel value is only valued at
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5:11:37–5:11:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4193£1,000 a month.
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5:11:39–5:11:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4194Maybe if I offered more value, I'd get
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5:11:44–5:11:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4195paid more. What value can I provide?
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5:11:46–5:11:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4196I teach you about the stock market.
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5:11:54–5:11:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4197Market. Buy gold, treasury bonds,
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5:11:57–5:12:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4198and China will be rich.
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5:12:02–5:12:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4199Hungry. Half an hour to go. Oh, thank God.
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5:12:18–5:12:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4200What am I going to do tomorrow? Maybe I'll
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5:12:21–5:12:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4201go to the car dealership with my mum.
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5:12:24–5:12:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4202Have you seen that video? That American
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5:12:28–5:12:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4203guy, he goes into a Toyota dealership and
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5:12:29–5:12:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4204he haggles them down from $29,000 to
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5:12:32–5:12:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4205like $26,000. Maybe I can do that.
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5:12:36–5:12:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4206Damn, some of these Olympic pics of the
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5:12:57–5:13:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4207women's bums are really nice. That's the
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5:13:00–5:13:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4208only interesting bit about the Olympics.
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5:13:03–5:13:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4209The thick-bottom ladies in the panties.
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5:13:07–5:13:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4210I feel too embarrassed to haggle. I feel
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5:13:19–5:13:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4211like I'm begging them. I feel like, oh,
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5:13:21–5:13:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4212I'm too poor to buy your car.
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5:13:23–5:13:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4213Please, can I have a discount?
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5:13:26–5:13:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4214I can say I've only got 2K in my bank.
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5:13:30–5:13:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4215I can't afford 3K.
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5:13:34–5:13:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4216Damn, some of these Olympic athletes got
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5:13:40–5:13:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4217nice bodies. Can you imagine making love
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5:13:43–5:13:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4218to an Olympic athlete's body?
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5:13:46–5:13:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4219They'll be like pure muscle and buttocks.
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5:13:54–5:13:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4220They got big bums and tiny waists.
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5:13:58–5:14:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4221No, I don't want to show it. Scared to get
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5:14:07–5:14:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4222demonetized.
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5:14:09–5:14:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4223You see some funny stuff on Twitter.
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5:14:13–5:14:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4224Oh my God, oh my God.
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5:14:26–5:14:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4225What?
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5:14:35–5:14:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4226They just got their butts out on Twitter.
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5:14:40–5:14:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4227These people got no shame. Her bum's
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5:14:46–5:14:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4228pimply.
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5:14:49–5:14:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4229Butts out. I can't believe they just let
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5:15:00–5:15:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4230this stuff on allowed on Twitter. You just
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5:15:29–5:15:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4236If you look on— if you go on Twitter and
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5:15:35–5:15:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4238you click on the comments, all the
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5:15:37–5:15:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4239comments are just OnlyFans girls posting
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5:15:39–5:15:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4240their stuff.
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5:15:41–5:15:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4241And then you just get full-blown JAV
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5:15:46–5:15:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4242posted as well. God, it's just crazy to
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5:15:49–5:15:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4243think these women don't give a fuck.
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5:15:52–5:15:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4244They're like, yeah, I'm naked getting
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5:15:57–5:15:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4245banged on camera and you can see my face
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5:15:58–5:16:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4246and everything, so what?
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5:16:01–5:16:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4247I find it kind of inspiring that they just
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5:16:04–5:16:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4248don't care.
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5:16:07–5:16:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4249Isn't it weird though? Don't they get
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5:16:17–5:16:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4252I'd be so embarrassed if I like banged
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5:16:21–5:16:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4253a guy on my OnlyFans and that got leaked.
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5:16:25–5:16:27 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4254I'm not really that embarrassed cuz my
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5:16:28–5:16:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4255stuff was just me on my own, but if I was
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5:16:30–5:16:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4256like doing it with someone else and that
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5:16:32–5:16:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4257got leaked, that's just different level of
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5:16:35–5:16:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4258embarrassment.
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5:16:38–5:16:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4259I don't know why they don't ban it on
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5:16:47–5:16:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4260Twitter. Every other social media
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5:16:49–5:16:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4261platform, you show that stuff, you get
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5:16:52–5:16:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4262banned. But on Twitter, you can just post
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5:16:54–5:16:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4263anything. It's crazy.
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5:16:56–5:16:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4264It's a bit annoying. Sometimes you're
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5:17:00–5:17:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4265scrolling and then you see it and you get
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5:17:03–5:17:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4266turned on, and then you're like, oh crap,
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5:17:05–5:17:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4267now I need to wank.
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5:17:07–5:17:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4268It's weird how it's shocking when, when
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5:17:12–5:17:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4269you accidentally stumble upon that
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5:17:15–5:17:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4270kind of content. You feel like, oh my God,
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5:17:19–5:17:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4271it's like a shock, like a shock to
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5:17:23–5:17:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4272the system to see naked women doing it.
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5:17:27–5:17:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_427325 minutes until
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5:17:54–5:17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4274dinner.
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5:17:59–5:17:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4275Damn, can you hear that engine? You
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5:18:12–5:18:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4276definitely know that car's not fuel
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5:18:15–5:18:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4277efficient. It looked like a Porsche, had
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5:18:17–5:18:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4278no roof and the round bum,
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5:18:20–5:18:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4279basically 25 miles per gallon fuel
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5:18:23–5:18:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4280Rubbish. But he's very rich and he says,
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5:18:41–5:18:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4281I don't care, I love my car, it goes vroom
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5:18:44–5:18:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4282vroom, I can afford the fuel
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5:18:47–5:18:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4283cost because I'm rich.
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5:18:50–5:18:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4284When is my birthday? Not until March.
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5:19:19–5:19:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4285Are you gonna give me a present?
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5:19:24–5:19:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4286I want Tesla Model 3 for my present,
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5:19:38–5:19:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4288Do I like people sending me things?
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5:19:59–5:20:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4289Not really.
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5:20:02–5:20:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4290Unless it's something good. Usually people
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5:20:11–5:20:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4291send rubbish like HIV
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5:20:14–5:20:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4292pamphlets, dildos.
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5:20:18–5:20:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4293Someone sent me a thong, like a gay man
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5:20:21–5:20:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4294thong. He said, can you wear this for your
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5:20:24–5:20:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4295OnlyFans? Yeah, when I did OnlyFans, this
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5:20:28–5:20:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4296guy sent me a whole package of thongs and
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5:20:30–5:20:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4297G-strings. Wanted me to put them on.
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5:20:34–5:20:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4298It was not very comfortable.
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5:20:42–5:20:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4299So many gay guys wanted to bang me. It was
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5:21:00–5:21:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4300insane. I think more gay guys wanted to
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5:21:02–5:21:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4301bang me than women ever did.
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5:21:05–5:21:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4302Why am I more attractive to men than I am
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5:21:10–5:21:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4303to women? I don't get it.
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5:21:12–5:21:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4304Maybe just a couple dozen women ever
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5:21:29–5:21:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4305wanted to bang me. There's probably
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5:21:32–5:21:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4306hundreds of gay guys who wanted to do me
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5:21:35–5:21:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4307up the bum. That's why my OnlyFans did so
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5:21:39–5:21:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4308My last serial secret.
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5:21:49–5:21:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4309Don't kiss and tell.
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5:21:53–5:21:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4310I wonder what my mum's
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5:22:03–5:22:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4311making. It smells so good. It smells like
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5:22:07–5:22:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4312it's been fried in oil.
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5:22:09–5:22:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4313I'm a gentle man. I don't talk
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5:22:24–5:22:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4314about that stuff. I have learned my ways.
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5:22:28–5:22:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4315The errors of my ways.
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5:22:32–5:22:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4316That Mizuki stuff was crazy though.
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5:22:41–5:22:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4317No, there was no Mizuki. It's just fake.
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5:22:52–5:22:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4318I didn't do nothing. I was on an
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5:22:55–5:22:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4319honest, pure single-man solo trip
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5:22:59–5:23:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4320in Kochi.
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5:23:04–5:23:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4321You learned exactly zero in the past 10
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5:23:08–5:23:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4322years. What? No,
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5:23:11–5:23:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4323I didn't make the same mistakes with Sunny
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5:23:15–5:23:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4324that I did with Mila.
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5:23:17–5:23:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4325He became much more closed and less
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5:23:26–5:23:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4326honest.
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5:23:28–5:23:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4327Oh, I don't even know what I'd say. I put
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5:23:33–5:23:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4328my willy in and then it felt good. I don't
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5:23:37–5:23:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4329know what else there is to say about it.
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5:23:40–5:23:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4330I don't know how I used to run on and on
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5:24:01–5:24:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4331in such detail about doing it like I was a
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5:24:02–5:24:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4332virgin or something.
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5:24:05–5:24:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4333Well, I can't say that stuff because then
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5:24:12–5:24:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4334people get upset and then I won't get
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5:24:15–5:24:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4335any more. So it's
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5:24:19–5:24:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4336counterintuitive. If I just kept
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5:24:22–5:24:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4337my mouth shut about Turkish girl, maybe I
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5:24:26–5:24:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4338could have met her again. Or if I
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5:24:29–5:24:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4339just kept my mouth shut about so many of
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5:24:33–5:24:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4340the girls, wouldn't have scared them off.
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5:24:36–5:24:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4341It was just shooting myself in the foot.
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5:24:39–5:24:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4342Don't know about Pia. Haven't talked to
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5:24:51–5:24:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4343her much recently.
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5:24:53–5:24:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4344She's busy with her job.
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5:25:02–5:25:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_434513 minutes. I wonder what's going to be on
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5:25:22–5:25:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4346the news today.
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5:25:23–5:25:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4347I hope they're not going to go on and on
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5:25:41–5:25:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4348about Palestine and Israel. So boring.
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5:25:43–5:25:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4349I don't get it. Is the news anti-Israel?
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5:25:49–5:25:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4350Because they keep showing scenes of
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5:25:53–5:25:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4351Palestine and
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5:25:55–5:25:59 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4352all the, like, poor people getting bombed.
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5:25:59–5:26:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4353So you want me to hate Israel?
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5:26:01–5:26:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4354But I thought we're pro-Israel. I'm
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5:26:05–5:26:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4355getting mixed signals now. I thought
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5:26:08–5:26:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4356as a Western country, we're supposed to be
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5:26:12–5:26:13 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4357pro-Israel. But they keep showing the
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5:26:14–5:26:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4358poor innocent Gaza people getting bombed
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5:26:18–5:26:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4359and stuff, which would
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5:26:21–5:26:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4360just make me hate Israel, won't it?
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5:26:25–5:26:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4361Who am I supposed to hate? Tell me. I need
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5:26:30–5:26:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4362to be told what to think.
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5:26:34–5:26:36 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4363I think they're scared Israel is going to
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5:26:47–5:26:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4364drag us into World War III, but Israel
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5:26:49–5:26:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4365don't give a fuck. They're going to do
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5:26:54–5:26:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4366what they want to do.
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5:26:57–5:26:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4367They're very slow though. War is very
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5:27:13–5:27:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4368boring, isn't it? It takes ages for
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5:27:15–5:27:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4369anything to happen.
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5:27:17–5:27:17 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4370I thought it'd be more exciting to have
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5:27:21–5:27:23 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4371wars going on with social media reporting
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5:27:23–5:27:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4372it all. Like, the Ukraine thing's been
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5:27:26–5:27:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_43732 years and it's like nothing happens.
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5:27:30–5:27:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4374Oh, Russia took some land. Oh, Ukraine
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5:27:37–5:27:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4375took some back. Oh, now Russia bombed
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5:27:40–5:27:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4376a building. Whoop-de-doo.
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5:27:44–5:27:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4377It's not as epic as the movies make it
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5:27:51–5:27:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4378seem to be.
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5:27:54–5:27:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4379Oh yeah, I saw that some Ukrainian troops
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5:28:15–5:28:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4380crossed the border into Russia.
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5:28:18–5:28:19 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4381How is it so easy? What, they just walked
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5:28:27–5:28:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4382over the border and no one knew?
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5:28:29–5:28:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4383Don't they have cameras on the border or
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5:28:42–5:28:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4384I don't know how I used to do those
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5:28:59–5:29:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_438514-hour livestreams. I'm so tired already
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5:29:00–5:29:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4386just from 5 hours.
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5:29:03–5:29:04 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4387It's funny how, how difficult
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5:29:30–5:29:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4388some people's lives are, and then some
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5:29:34–5:29:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4389people's lives so easy.
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5:29:37–5:29:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4390It's wild. My biggest problem is,
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5:29:40–5:29:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4391should I buy the Tesla or not? And then
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5:29:44–5:29:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4392all these people's biggest problem is, am
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5:29:47–5:29:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4393I going to get bombed tonight? That's
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5:29:48–5:29:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4394crazy.
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5:29:51–5:29:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4395Oh well, what am I going to do about it?
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5:30:01–5:30:02 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4396I don't pay tax, so it's not my fault
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5:30:06–5:30:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4397if anyone gets bombed. No bombs are being
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5:30:11–5:30:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4398made from my money.
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5:30:14–5:30:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4399I have a clean consciousness.
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5:30:18–5:30:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4400Why are there no women transitioning to
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5:30:30–5:30:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4401men? Yeah, why is it nearly all men
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5:30:34–5:30:37 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4402becoming women, but you don't see many
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5:30:37–5:30:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4403women becoming men?
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5:30:39–5:30:40 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4404You've got ladyboys, but where are the man
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5:30:43–5:30:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4405girls? What's the opposite of a ladyboy?
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5:30:48–5:30:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4406Man girl?
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5:30:52–5:30:53 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4407Man woman.
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5:31:03–5:31:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4408Twelve minutes to go, Mike Gerson.
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5:31:07–5:31:09 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4409Don't buy bay systems. Why not?
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5:31:10–5:31:12 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4410I thought they'd go up if America is gonna
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5:31:15–5:31:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4411pull out from Ukraine and they want Europe
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5:31:18–5:31:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4412to start spending more on defense. Then
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5:31:21–5:31:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4413wouldn't bay systems go up?
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5:31:24–5:31:25 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4414What does Base Systems make?
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5:31:31–5:31:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4415They make combat vehicles, ammunition,
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5:31:49–5:31:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4416missile launchers. Oh, they make the
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5:31:51–5:31:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4417ASRAAM, the Advanced Short-Range
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5:31:55–5:31:57 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4418Air-to-Air Missile. Why did they name it
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5:31:58–5:32:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4419that? ASRAAM. They make naval ships.
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5:32:02–5:32:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4420They make— oh, they make aircraft,
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5:32:06–5:32:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4421including the Lockheed Martin F-35
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5:32:08–5:32:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4422Lightning. Doesn't Lockheed make that? I
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5:32:12–5:32:15 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4423don't get it.
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5:32:15–5:32:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4424Well, if I buy BAE Systems, it will go
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5:32:27–5:32:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4425down, won't it? And then I will have
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5:32:30–5:32:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4426stopped the war with my bad investing
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5:32:31–5:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4427luck.
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5:32:34–5:32:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4428Can I just short Ukraine and then that
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5:32:40–5:32:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4429would make their economy go up and then
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5:32:44–5:32:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4430I'll lose money, or I will be lucky and
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5:32:47–5:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4431I'll make money.
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5:32:51–5:32:51 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4432My iPhone's going to die.
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5:33:00–5:33:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_443310%.
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5:33:06–5:33:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4434I don't support the war,
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5:33:18–5:33:20 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4435but I gave up caring. I used to think,
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5:33:22–5:33:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4436wow, we have advanced so much as a species
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5:33:28–5:33:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4437now that there's less war.
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5:33:31–5:33:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4438But it just never ends, doesn't it?
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5:33:37–5:33:39 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4439There's never not gonna be war, so I don't
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5:33:42–5:33:44 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4440care anymore. Whatever.
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5:33:45–5:33:47 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4441People just want to kill each other.
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5:33:57–5:33:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4442There's all that land in the middle of
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5:34:03–5:34:05 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4443Australia where no one lives. Why don't
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5:34:05–5:34:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4444they just go there?
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5:34:08–5:34:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4445No water. Can't they just dig
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5:34:24–5:34:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4446a hole that goes to the ocean and
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5:34:28–5:34:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4447then the ocean will flood the hole and
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5:34:31–5:34:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4448they can just make a lake in the middle of
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5:34:34–5:34:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4449Australia? Be easy.
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5:34:36–5:34:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4450Be so easy. You just dig a massive hole
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5:34:40–5:34:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4451that's like 10 miles deep and then start
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5:34:43–5:34:45 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4452making a tunnel towards the ocean and then
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5:34:45–5:34:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4453just let the ocean flood into the tunnel.
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5:34:49–5:34:50 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4454And then you have a big lake in the middle
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5:34:52–5:34:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4455of Australia and it would turn it green.
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5:34:54–5:34:56 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4456The lake would be salty. Does that matter?
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5:34:59–5:35:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4457Surely they can get a filter to filter out
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5:35:06–5:35:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4458Yes. Why doesn't stuff grow if there's
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5:35:21–5:35:22 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4459salt? But there's stuff in the sea like
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5:35:22–5:35:26 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4460seaweed and the
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5:35:27–5:35:31 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4461coral— coral reef, whatever it's called.
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5:35:31–5:35:35 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4462The coral— I can't say it.
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5:35:36–5:35:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4463The coral reef.
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5:35:40–5:35:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4464If she made me Prime Minister of
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5:35:45–5:35:46 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4465Australia, I would reform the country.
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5:35:47–5:35:49 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4466Dig a big hole in the middle.
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5:35:51–5:35:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4467God, if I was in a position of power, I'd
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5:35:58–5:36:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4468have so many cool ideas.
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5:36:00–5:36:01 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4469Can't they just get the salt out of the
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5:36:27–5:36:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4470ocean? Would that be bad? The salt
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5:36:29–5:36:33 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4471must be good for something.
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5:36:33–5:36:34 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4472Why does anyone pay for salt when you can
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5:36:38–5:36:41 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4473just go to the sea and then filter it out?
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5:36:41–5:36:43 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4474Just get like a filter and a bucket and
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5:36:45–5:36:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4475then drain the seawater. Get free salt.
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5:36:48–5:36:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4476I can make my own salt. If you touch your
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5:37:07–5:37:10 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4477eyebrow like that and then lick it— oh my
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5:37:11–5:37:14 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4478God, it's so salty!
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5:37:14–5:37:16 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4479Is it just me? It's like really salty
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5:37:18–5:37:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4480just on my eyebrow. I need to wash my
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5:37:25–5:37:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4481It's like licking a salt block.
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5:37:40–5:37:42 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4482Can't just be me. It's kind of tasty.
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5:37:44–5:37:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4483What's for dinner? Just eyebrow salt.
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5:37:51–5:37:54 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4484God, I'm so hungry. 5 minutes. I think
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5:38:00–5:38:03 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4485it's dinner time. My mum messaged me.
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5:38:03–5:38:07 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4486Dinner. Okay.
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5:38:09–5:38:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4487See you in 2 days. For another
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5:38:14–5:38:18 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4488amazing stream. Find out if I bought the
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5:38:18–5:38:21 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4489Oh, she said the rice is in the rice
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5:38:26–5:38:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4490cooker. How about put it on the plate?
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5:38:28–5:38:30 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4491I've got to do everything myself.
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5:38:31–5:38:32 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4492Wow, breaking news. Passenger plane—
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5:38:46–5:38:48 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4493stupid Twitter, it keeps disappearing
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5:38:50–5:38:52 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4494while I was reading. Now where's it gone?
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5:38:52–5:38:55 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4495I think it said passenger plane carrying
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5:38:55–5:38:58 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_449662 crashed and everyone died.
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5:38:58–5:39:00 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4497Oh, here it is. Passenger plane, 62 people
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5:39:04–5:39:06 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4498on board, crashed in Vinhedo, Brazil.
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5:39:07–5:39:08 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4499Did they all die?
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5:39:10–5:39:11 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4500Not me though. I'm going to have spicy
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5:39:21–5:39:24 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4501chicken pepper for
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5:39:24–5:39:28 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4502dinner and watch Channel 4 News.
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5:39:28–5:39:29 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4503See you later.
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5:39:36–5:39:38 · rev_ed8f06f8f8605aa23ba225bd9230f916_4504Bye-bye.
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