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This is really hard, guys, and it's hard because to turbo boost this business, it's going to get a whole lot more complex than it is now. This is almost the, if I could say, the easy stage that you've done. Um, you know, you've run it as 3 brothers and done it via mostly online, and now you're talking

about possibly going global, and that's really, really quite different.

I am going to make you an offer.

There's a lot to do, and therefore my offer comes on the basis of a share. And so I would be prepared to offer you £75,000 for 10%, reducing to 5% if fully repaid.

Joins the party and makes an offer. Are you ready for taking care? I think you should.

This is where 3 heads are better than one.

The bearded trio now have a quartet of offers on the table. Tej Lalvani wants 20% of the company but will hand back half of that if his money is repaid.

Peter Jones is seeking a hefty 25%, but both have nodded towards a shared deal,

whilst Deborah Meaden and Jenny Campbell have both made half offers for 12.5% and 10% respectively. Will the brothers be happy to give up a sizable chunk of their company to bag a

You guys, uh, really appreciate your offers. We came with 10% as our top figure that we'll release. Uh, so obviously we're a lot more than that. Um, we think that there is a lot of value that Dragons can add to our business. We believe that having 2 Dragons on board will be even more beneficial. We don't want

to confuse anything by, you know, having to buy back further down the line. I think we wanted to keep it very straightforward.

So Peter, um, would you consider 10% each?

I've got a big pimple.

It's very, very red. And painful.

It's in the exact same place where I always get the big ones, next to my nose. Why do I always get them there?

You can't even pop it, it's so deep down in the skin. It's like right under the skin.

All you can see is like a swelling and the skin is all red. I hate it. I had the same thing, same place, when I met Elvis. It looked awful.

Yeah, good news, I managed to fix my computer, so that's good.

Played Rainbow Six for 10 hours straight. Didn't even crash once.

So this is how I fixed it. The thermal paste didn't fix it, because even after I put the new thermal paste on, it still crashed. I got a new power supply.

So my old power supply is in there. And it was full of dust. So maybe I didn't even need to buy a new power supply. Maybe I could have just cleaned that old one, put it back in, it would have worked. But I decided to get a new one

just in case.

How many hours do you have on Rainbow Six? I have about 5,400 hours now.

Probably because I just leave it on all day like this. Even when I'm not playing it, I just leave it on. So it's running pretty much all day every single day. So that's like 12 hours a day.

So yeah, I've managed to

install the new power supply. It was a bit fiddly because you had to plug in all these cables into the motherboard. Well, there's only 2. You have to plug in the big long one into the motherboard, and then you have to plug one in there, which is a bit fiddly because it was right under the fan. Good

thing I've got skinny dainty fingers. If I had big fat sausage fingers, it would have been very tricky. And then you had to plug in the

hard drive and SSD to one of these, and then you had to plug in one to the graphics card. And that's it really. And then plug in this one from the mains, and that's it really.

Really, that's it. And it works. This is a 650-watt. My old one was a 450.

So that was good. I managed to fix everything just by spending £70. This was £60. And the thermal paste was £10. So £70 to fix it instead of

spending £1,000 on a new laptop, which I would have done if this power supply thing didn't fix the problem. I either would have to buy a new graphics card, which are very— they're very expensive right now.

Or get a gaming laptop, which would be even more expensive, just so I can play Rainbow Six. So I managed to fix my problems.

I feel quite proud of myself, because I'm pretty lazy and I don't really like having to take things apart and put them back together again. It's been a very long time since I had to fiddle with my computer like this. It's kind of frustrating. You have to unscrew this and unplug that and then— I don't know, I'm

not really

that— I don't really enjoy it, taking stuff apart. I don't know how people do it for a living. I guess once you know how to do it then it's not really difficult,

but it's a bit of a pain.

So yeah, fixed all my problems.

Um,

now I have to put it all back together again, or I might just leave it like that.

Why bother putting it all back in the case?

It's not really important, is it? Just leave it on the floor

for now anyway.

Rainbow Six back again,

but then I got stuck in my room all day because we had guest over again. It's only been 3 days since I last streamed on Twitch, the poverty beef thing, and that was because someone came and he didn't leave until 10 PM.

Same thing happened, this time he left about 9,

and then someone else is coming on the weekend. Oh my god, it's worse than living in bloody Jake Paul's Team 10 house. It's like people coming over all the time.

Yeah, I should have got a proper tower case. I don't know why when I decided to build this I decided to get this tiny mini ITX case, cuz I thought it was cool, kind of like a games console design. It's such a pain, everything so difficult to access. The graphics card barely fits in it. Look at the

graphics card.

The graphics card only just fits in there.

If it was like 1 inch longer, it wouldn't fit. It's so fiddly getting it in there.

And then the CPU fan is right on top of the motherboard, which makes it hard to unplug stuff and plug stuff in.

If I was going to build another one, actually, I wouldn't even build another one because basically

deciding to build a computer is like saying,

I've decided to build a computer because I see myself staying here long term. It's like getting a pet. You're not going to get a pet if you don't feel like you're going to be staying in one place long term, are you?

I don't want to waste money building a brand new spanking new gaming setup with state-of-the-art graphics. I don't even know if I'm going to be here in 2 months' time.

If I knew I was going to stay here and I wanted to stay here long term, then yeah, I'd probably build a gaming desktop.

Well, I wouldn't because my one still works fine, and it's really hard to carry around. You can't really carry a desktop around with you, so I'll just get a laptop, get like a cheap laptop just to play Rainbow Six and to stream. I don't really need anything really powerful.

It's just really hard to plan anything in your life when

you don't even know what you want to do. I don't even have a plan. I don't know what I'm gonna do next month or in 2 months' time.

Depends which countries reopen, depends If I feel like going anywhere, it depends if anyone wants to meet me. I don't feel like I'm doing a very good job at making people want to meet me recently. I tried really hard in January. I was in a good mood. I was like, okay, yes, let's make content that makes me

look good and makes me look attractive.

And I, I nearly lasted until February. And then around March, the depression came back and I just started whining and moaning again. I probably look really unattractive. Not like just not physically, but well, not just physically, but also from a personality point of view. I feel like utter rubbish.

It's just so hard trying to keep the positive energy going when Life is shit.

Probably repelled a lot of girls now. Number one, because I keep moaning about how I regret getting divorced and how I miss my ex-wife and how I miss Mila. That's probably not very attractive.

I just couldn't keep it up.

Even that one girl who I was messaging a lot in January who really wanted to meet me, she doesn't even message me anymore. Didn't even say why, just completely vanished.

I think the girl that still wants to meet me doesn't even watch my channel, so she probably doesn't even know my mental state.

Oh, it's just so tough.

Trying to keep up the, hey girls, I'm not mentally broken, I'm fine, let's have a good time. Oh my God, I feel like it's the end of the world sometimes, especially days like this.

I feel 70%

sure that she wants to meet.

It's just I've arranged to meet her before and it didn't go through, so I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much. I'm trying not to get too excited,

but I think this time she's serious,

but still I'm trying not to get my hopes up too

much. There we go.

It would be nice if it went through

I got some snacks. Got a Pot Noodle, Wotsits, and Twix just in case. Thought I'd better snack up on my stacks.

Also, I've kind of— I don't know if it's just in my head, but I feel like people have gotten more vicious in the comment section recently. Like, the viciousness of the comments seems to have gotten a bit worse, maybe because everyone else is also feeling annoyed and they want to take it out on me.

But Jesus, I've had some vicious, vile people in my comment section recently.

Same old stuff already. Same old insults like, you don't even help around the house, you don't pay your mum rent, you don't do this. Like they think they know everything I don't do when they don't know anything and everything they say is completely wrong. All of these insults are factually wrong.

Like the, you live off your dad's— dead dad's money. But how do I live off my dead dad's money?

I didn't even get any money from him directly. I got an insurance payout that has been in my savings account since last year, and then I put it all into stocks.

And it's not like it was a huge amount of money that you could even live off of. $20K is nice to have in your bank account for emergencies, but it's not going to last you It's not even going to last a year if I was— if I only had that money and I needed to use it, it

wouldn't even last a year. So how am I living off it?

And then I'm literally paying my mum £250 a month from my money, which is coming out of YouTube and Twitch and stuff. So how am I living off my dead dad's money? Stupid people. They don't know what they're talking about, and then they just mouth off to me. Who do they think they are? They don't know my

life circumstances. They just assume and make accusations and judge, and then they just call me all these vile names based off what? Off of things that are not even true.

So annoying.

I've been supporting myself financially since 2016.

Yeah, 2016 was the last time I went to the job centre.

And I got a job at the petrol station and I bought my own food and I, I've always funded my trips. I just saved up money from the job centre. I never got money from my parents to go traveling. I always did some side hustle or I saved up my benefit money. Or I did a bit of

part-time work here and there just for a few months.

And then after I got the petrol station job, so I've funded everything using my own money, no Jobcentre money, no parent money. As soon as you get a bit of inheritance money, suddenly they all come out with their claws.

Is Streamlabs on? Oh, thank you, 9821. Yes, it is. Also got the alerts fixed. It's a weird way to fix it. So in the beginning, when I start the stream, it always does that boring looking template for donations, and then I go into settings and I just press save settings without even changing anything, and then it goes

back to the cat dancing thing, which is what I want.

The whole you're living off your dead dad's money thing really annoys me, cuz number one, it's really rude to use my dead dad as an insult, and then number two, it's not even true.

All my money that I got from the payout, insurance payout, I put into stocks, and now I've lost 40% of it. Well, I haven't actually lost it, you know, when the stock goes back up, which it will, then I'll get it back.

That's why the people in the comment section are so irritating. They insult me all the time over stuff that's not even true,

and then I'm just supposed to shut up and put up with it. Remind you, I'm kind of a vagina vagina.

It's not a banned word, is it? Vagina. Stop that. I will ban you if you say that again. So you have to make it look like you're moderating.

I will ban you if you say that again.

Stop donating words that might get me banned. If I get banned, then you can't donate anymore and do it, then what's the point?

But people just don't want to believe that I make money off YouTube and stuff. So ever since I was married, they kept accusing me of being a leech.

The other thing that annoys me is when I complained about that guy being rude, other stupid people say stuff like, but it's not, it's not wrong though.

It's true, isn't it?

So just because it's true doesn't make it any better.

And it's not even true anyway. It's not whether it's true or not, that's not the problem. The problem is these disgusting people use my dead dad as a way to attack me,

and then the insult doesn't even make sense because I'm not living off his money.

Why don't you ban the disgusting people? I do, but sometimes the comment really gets to me and I want to Show everyone, see what people's reaction to it is, and publicly shame them.

It's probably just some stupid kid

that says stuff like that.

I just feel like I have to explain

that everyone's wrong about these things they insult me over, but then sometimes I feel like they're just trolling. They know they're wrong and they know it's not true, but they say it because they know it gets me annoyed.

It's just annoying getting constantly judged and attacked. If it was true, then, you know, I wouldn't really make a fuss because, you know, it's true.

But they insult me over things that are not even true.

What can you do?

What are you making? I'm making an orange peel and black tea cocktail.

Ah, my back. It's not a good way to sit.

The more I try and explain this stuff, I don't feel like it actually helps. It just makes it worse. You tell everyone to stop saying something, they just say it more, don't they? When I made the Stop Calling Me a Leech video, it just made people just call me a leech even more.

So childish.

I wish I did get a huge amount of money from my dad that I could just live off of. That'd be great. But how much would you need? You need like £200,000 to be enough to live off of. How much money would I need? I don't know. I don't actually really need money. It's not like I'm gonna

get I'm not going to go homeless if I don't have any money.

My mom's not going to kick me out. She might start moaning if I don't give her any money,

but I'm never going to go bankrupt and then start living on the streets just because I don't have any income.

I just need money so I can go traveling, Book some hotels, make some content,

buy some gadgets in case I need it. That's what I really want the money for. It's not like a pure necessity.

You own the house? Yeah, but we still have to pay bills like electricity, water, council bill, and then food. Water, electric, gas.

The gas bill for the oil tank is like, I don't know, $2,000 for the whole year.

Internet is maybe £60 a month, and then you got water, it's like £40 a month. Electricity is probably £70 a month.

So in total, it's probably like £600 a month for everything.

And then there's extra stuff, like you have to pay the council because they come and do stuff for you, like taking your rubbish or trimming your bush,

and then they charge you a bill.

Then you gotta do maintenance,

garden maintenance. I hope my mum's not gonna start nagging me about it. I don't really want to do gardening.

I don't really feel like you have to do gardening.

I'm not gonna go homeless if I don't have any money. My mum's not gonna kick me out. She might start moaning if I don't give her anything, but I'm not gonna go bankrupt and live on there. Streets just because I don't have any money. It's not like a pure—

I don't really feel like the garden needs to be gardened, you know. It's nature. Trees and plants, they grow during summer and then they die

in winter, and then they grow back again. Why do you have to keep Cutting this here and then chopping that down.

I can understand the grass needs to be cut,

but does it? What happens if you just let the grass grow? Let it do what it's supposed to do.

The rabbits will eat it, won't they? That's what herbivores and grazing animals are for. They graze like rabbits and goats and cows. They eat the grass. It's like a cycle.

I can mow the grass if I really wanted to. It's not difficult, but I don't want to do it their way. I want to do it my way. So I would get like one of those wireless electric lawn mowers.

And then just push that around. I wouldn't do all of the gardens in one day. I'd do one garden, one lawn, one week, and then next week I do the next lawn because we've got like 7 or 8 lawns. It's not just one lawn,

so an electric lawnmower would probably last about 15 or 20 minutes. I could do one lawn in 15 or 20 minutes before it needs to get charged, and then you don't have to fill it up with petrol or have a really long cable. Get those on Amazon, electric lawnmowers.

Tesla should make one.

Tesla should just make everything electric-powered. Electric-powered

bicycle, electric Electric-powered lawnmower, electric-powered— anything electric-powered, Tesla could be making it.

The only reason I'd want to be financially free is in case it's so I don't have to bend to the will of my rulers. You know, like America rebelled against England because they were unhappy with the rules England was setting, so they were powerful enough to break free. I don't really like being in a financial position where

I don't have the power to break free.

Why does your tweet about getting a job have 50 retweets and none of your other tweets? Have anything? I think some troll

did some kind of bot thing to retweet my tweet. Yeah, someone said last week, they said, why do— why does my recent tweet about my job have like a load of Russian bots retweeting it? I have no idea.

Kind of weird. It's like when I make a video about stocks, you always get all these bots in the comment section saying, my friend John found a great way to invest in crypto, call him on WhatsApp. And you get hundreds of these bots just spamming comments. It's like they're triggered by keywords, so the keyword stock market and

crypto probably triggers them to come and comment. Maybe my tweet about a job that triggered these, these bots to retweet it.

How much do I need to be completely financially free?

Um, I guess I could go and get my own place now. I make enough now to be able to do it. I just don't really want to do it. It's just a lot of money.

I'd rather save my money and than be wasting it all on rent in some crappy apartment in London.

Yeah, I found some apartments that are about £800 or £1,000 a month, and you got to set up contracts, you need proof of income, it doesn't have furniture.

I can afford to live like that, but I just don't really feel that motivated to do it.

It just doesn't really feel worth it.

Just because I feel a bit annoyed about guests coming over, it seems kind of dumb to just go and move out.

It would be a bit of an adventure though, wouldn't it? Moving out, getting my first place, decorating it. That's what I envisioned for my apartment in Rotterdam. I thought it'd be really fun. My own place, I can get furniture,

I would feel like a proper adult. But then it was just rubbish.

It's a horrible place to live. Oh, those stupid neighbors. You don't know how many times the stupid neighbors upstairs, their kids would drop stuff into my garden and then knock on my door because they wanted to get it back. It happened like 5 times. Some stupid immigrant kids with a bloody mustache. You know what I'm talking about.

They look like 12 years old, but they've got a mustache and they've got you know what. They look stupid. How do you have a mustache when you're 12 years old?

At least shave it off, for fuck's sake.

All these stupid kids knocking on my door. First they dropped earphones in my garden and they didn't even speak English. I didn't even know what they wanted at first. They kept pointing behind me,

so I had to let him into my apartment to go and get the thing in the garden. And he picked up some earbuds, fell out the window from above. And then next day, dropped a towel. The next day, like a duvet blanket thing.

And then I'd wake up the next day and there'd be random things in the garden, like a screwdriver or A black piece of clothing. Stupid idiots kept dropping stuff out the window.

How? I don't get it. It was so annoying.

I think they were drying their laundry, hanging it out the window, and then the wind blew and then blew it into my garden.

And then they were so noisy going up and down the stairs every day. It was like bing bang, bing bang, up and down, up and down. The door was slamming on a windy day. The door would just be opening and slamming shut, flapping open and closed. So noisy. And then constant traffic noise and constant noise of people

walking past. I felt so exposed. I didn't have a safe space to hide in.

I felt so exposed to the outside, it was horrible.

And then the police coming was just the last straw. Didn't want to stay there for another day. Do I hate children? I hate children so much. I can't stand children. They're so annoying and stupid and weird looking.

Why do I want kids? When have I ever said I wanted kids? I don't want kids. Rather have a cat.

Every time I see some YouTuber announce he's got kids, my heart sinks. You know who else announced? Apparently Konaito is now having a bloody kid as well. Playing Rainbow Six, someone messaged me on Steam saying, did you hear Konaito is having a kid?

Who else having kids? There was another person who announced he's having a kid.

Alfie Deyes. That fucking face. Hate him. The whole YouTuber boy band group. Oh, they're so annoying. Marcus Butler, Joe Sugg, Jim Chapman.

They did that YouTube boy band Casper Lee. I hate them. Now Alfie Deyes having a kid.

I hate finding out these people have kids because it just makes me feel like more of a failure. They found a good partner, they've got financial success,

and then the natural next step is you have a kid, isn't it?

I can't even get a partner who wants to stick around long enough.

I can't even pass the first step, which is number one, finding a partner who wants to stick around long enough,

and then I've got to get the money somehow.

It's not the having a kid that I want. I just feel sad that I haven't succeeded at anything or managed to find the right person.

Then you see all these other people all around you, their channels growing, not dying. They find a great partner, get married. Look at me, going nowhere. Can't even grow my YouTube channel. Can't even get past 108K subs. It's dropped back down again. Every time I upload, it drops back down again. Now I've lost another 60 subscribers since

my last upload.

I just can't grow the damn channel. It won't grow. People just unsub.

It's just very frustrating.

Is my second channel doing well? Well, it's not losing subs because the people who sub to it are mostly you guys who actually like me, and they're not like the hate watchers. But for some reason, I just lose loads of subs every upload on the main channel.

I think it's because they subbed for one reason and then they unsub because I'm uploading stuff that wasn't the reason why they subbed.

But the views aren't going up on the second channel either.

If I'm lucky, my video game reviews get a bit of a boost in search results,

but you know, they're just trolling game reviews. No one's gonna sub to me or become my fan after watching one. They just dislike it and they say, you suck, this game's great.

They're all kids anyway, they're like 10-year-old stupid kids just hating on me because I said their game sucks. So it's not like that's gonna grow the channel. It gets views, which is good, I guess.

It's an easy way of getting views.

Yeah, very tricky.

I see another way people get views is by just making videos about famous YouTubers like that Internet Ajay guy. He's got no fame of his own and he seems like a pretty dull person, but his channel does really well because he makes videos about famous people. The rise and fall of Vitalyz, the rise and fall of JayStation,

the rise and fall of Ice Poseidon.

But I can't be bothered to do all the research and the editing, and then I'd be too scared to use other people's content for clips because I have not got a good record with copyright strikes.

Seems like a risky thing. What if I made a video about Vitaly and he was like a massive dick? And just gave me a copyright strike. You never know. A lot of these big YouTubers are very narcissistic, like FouseyTube. I heard FouseyTube did a copyright claim on Colossal Is Crazy's video about him and took all the ad

revenue. Onision also does stuff like that. He'll do a copyright claim and then take all the ad revenue for himself.

I really miss the 2016 era of YouTubers. Leafy. Leafy got banned everywhere. He got banned on Twitch, he got banned on Twitter recently as well. I really miss Leafy, his nasally voice, just

Attacking some random kid. It was funny.

He was iconic, I think. He was like one of the fastest growing, biggest channels back then. People were all talking about him. Oh my God, this kid Leafy, he gained 2 million subs in a week. He just blew up and overtook massive channels in

months. Such a shame

he was so reckless and got himself banned.

Nowadays YouTube's just kind of boring, isn't it? Who do you have? Got the same old faces like Ethan doing his podcast, which is kind of boring now.

Same old beauty vloggers with their drama.

Everyone's too scared now to do anything edgy because they'll just get cancelled, they'll get deplatformed, they'll get banned. They'll get demonetized. Such a depressing

time for the internet.

Platforms like YouTube and Twitch, they don't want toxic communities like Leafy's. Twitch doesn't want Ice's toxic community because they want brand deals, they want advertisers. Toxic community is just gonna scare off the advertisers. Coca-Cola and the big companies like that don't want to be associated with 4chan edgelords and racist jokes and stuff.

It's all about money, isn't it?

Yeah, when things become all about money, it sucks the fun out of it.

I used to have way more fun making YouTube videos before I made any money on it, because I didn't care about the money. It was just for a laugh, you know, just put up some stupid video about the smell of ass or why I love the smell of my foreskin. I didn't care about how much money I

was gonna make off it. Number one, I really do like those smells, and it was fun sharing that with everyone.

What's the word when people like sharing their sexual kinks? Is it voyeurism? I don't think it's voyeurism. It's expan— shizhizhism. Something with an E. Help me. Yeah, exhibitionism. I nearly got it. Exhibitionism. Yeah, I do like that.

I like just making a video and say, hey guys, my girlfriend's ass crack smells delicious

and I love it.

Is OnlyFans still making money? Yeah, I recently made a new video. Sold it for $15.

I think about 7 people bought it so far. You were socialized Chinese English. Combinatoric make you a girl. What? I thought I banned you, Dante.

Friedante. I banned him back in Rotterdam, remember? And I wrote his name on my notepad.

What was I saying? I forgot now.

Socialized like a sausage.

Then Tao returns.

You really have a good memory for the chat participants. Yeah, I remember the annoying people. Like, there was that— who was that other guy? Michael or something.

And that Carrot Magic 666 person was really annoying too.

I forget the names, but then when they come back, I remember.

My memory gets jogged.

How are my dick cheese? Recently I used the antifungal cream that gets rid of it, gets rid of the smell.

How much do I miss having cereal?

Yeah, quite miss it. Miss it quite a lot.

Had some dreams about having sex. It's quite nice.

But then there's also a lot of stress that comes along with sex. Like when you meet a girl, you don't really feel attracted, but you have to have sex, and then it just feels stressful because you might not feel very hard. And then it's embarrassing.

Do you remember me, baby? She make a girl into you no matter you socializationized. Now gonna make real time.

Do you remember me, baby? She make it good.

What?

Nearing the end, we were having a lot of sex and it was getting good. It's so annoying, the same thing happens all the time. The sex always gets really good nearing the end.

That one time she nearly dumped me in October was really hot.

So, you know, after I got the iPhone 12, pretty much the very next day she tried to dump me again. I think that was in October, you know, same old stuff. I don't feel happy, I don't want to do this anymore, blah blah blah. But we had a talk and I managed to change her mind,

and then she was asking if she should leave. I said no, I want you to stay, and And then we ended up kissing and we did it, and it was one of the best sex we had during the whole thing because there was like this sense of, this could be the last time. She seems like she wants

to get rid of me.

This is like my last sex with her, so I have to make it count. And it felt so good.

Number one, it was kind of— I don't know how to explain it. So I thought she was gonna go home, but then I managed to get her to stay the night,

and I did it twice in a row. Mila was the only girl I managed to do it with multiple times in a row. Usually I just have sex and I fall asleep, but with Mila I was able to do it And then 5 minutes later I could do it again. I wouldn't really come much. There'd barely be

anything coming out, but I could still orgasm again and get it up. I could never usually do it twice in a row.

And then after that, I kept in the back of my mind, I kept thinking, yeah, I feel like she's going to try and dump me again. So I might as well just enjoy the sex whilst she hasn't dumped me. And then the sex between October and before she dumped me was really good

because I think I kind of started to distance myself emotionally from her, and I started to treat her like a physical thing to enjoy. So I just— I didn't really want to

get too hurt when she eventually dumped me again. You are sexually immature.

Oh, thank you, Sam. I remember you from back in the days. I appreciate your honesty and hope things get better soon. I get that feeling of being behind in life. I'm 20 and feel like my peers are starting To find their passions, whereas I'm still lost AF. Thanks. Yeah, it sucks

when everyone around you, your peers— because I see myself as a YouTuber, I see these other YouTubers as like my peers, and I see them growing, growing, growing, overtaking me. And then my channel is not growing at all and everyone hates me. It's just so depressing.

I think before a relationship ends, subconsciously you kind of know it's coming. Come on, we're not stupid, us guys. We can kind of sense when the girl's unhappy. I knew Mila was unhappy, that there was something different about her. She seemed

more closed off than usual.

But when you sense that the breakup is coming, what are you going to do? You're not going to initiate the breakup. You want to stretch it out as long as you can to get that extra cheesecake, because once it's gone, it's like being on bloody Ramadan. When you have it, you have loads of it easily accessible, and

then when it's gone, it's like you're on some kind of hunger march where it feels like you're never going to get it again.

You don't know when the next one's coming. It may never come.

So you gotta take it when you're getting it.

Fill up, stock up, stash up while it's hot.

Not really a problem for girls, is it? They can just— yeah, guys, I am so behind in life. I am 3 years old and not even a millionaire yet. Huggets. So hard for me. I'm so lost even though I live in a first world country and my life is basically amazing. I'm crying. Yeah, life's tough. But this

is the thing girls never understand about guys. Us guys,

um, Sex is not common. I mean, we don't have sex

growing on trees. It's scarce. It is a scarcity. And then by some miracle, we managed to get a girlfriend, and then all of a sudden there's loads of it.

And then you get dumped, and then you can go years without having it again. But for girls, they don't have to worry about the scarcity of sex. A girl wants to have sex, she can just go on Tinder, get 10,000 matches.

Pick any guy she wants to, just have like a hookup.

Girls will never understand the scarcity of sex. It's so easily accessible. But the thing is with girls, they don't really want sex like that. They don't have the hunger for sex. They have hunger for love and real connections. So they don't want what men want.

So even though they can get what men want easily, that's not really what women want.

It's a weird situation. I'm talking about women in general. Sure, there's the exceptions where they're like nymphos and they just want sex like guys do, but they're not really that common.

They're not the norm.

Get a hooker.

Could get a hooker, but it's expensive.

It's not really that expensive just for one time, but you don't want one time, you want 10 times, you want 100 times.

There's no point me paying for like $80. Is there something wrong with me if I don't care about having cereal? Like, it's nice, but if I never could do it again, I wouldn't care. I'm not a girl either.

I wouldn't say something wrong with you. Some people are just not really that interested. Some people have no interest in sex. Don't they call it asexual?

I just feel kind of sad when I don't have sex. I don't know why. I just feel like I'm missing out.

But it has to be good sex. It can't just be sex with some ugly girl that I don't like. Then it's kind of meaningless and I'd rather just jerk off.

It's hard getting sex, but then it's even harder to get good sex.

And then even if you find a partner, it can take a long time until the sex gets good. The sex in the beginning with Mido was just rubbish.

Oh wow, Anonymous gifted 5 subs.

Thank you.

How do I play them?

So kind.

Penguin Army. Fathead. You know what's funny? These people who are getting the free subs

Are just like random people following me who probably don't even watch me anymore.

I wonder if they even know if they get the free sub or not, and then they're like, oh, it's Daniel, I don't care about him anymore,

unfollow.

I think Terry TV got a free sub last time.

No, I mean, it would be funny if the person who gets the free sub was like someone who used to watch me ages ago and they forgot about me.

Do I watch Andy? I don't watch Andy anymore.

He hasn't been doing IRL recently, he's been doing boring desktop stuff.

Can't really find someone I like watching recently. Don't know who to watch. I tried watching Cold Ones,

but it gets a bit annoying just listening to Chad and Max screaming all the time. They've, they've done pretty well though. The channel really grew. They get like half a million views every video. They really did well, didn't they? MaxMofo just kind of became irrelevant for a very long time. He was just doing Pokémon card stuff. And

Chad got banned off Twitch and he wasn't really— his own channel wasn't really going anywhere. But then they did the Cold Ones podcasts, and it, it's really blown up.

But I don't feel jealous or bad about it. I feel glad that they succeeded. There's some people I want them to succeed. Like, I hope Ice Poseidon succeeds again. I'm rooting for Ice.

I'm also rooting for Onision for some reason. I don't know why, but I feel annoyed that everyone hated on Onision so much for nothing, really.

Were there any charges made on Onision for the allegations? It was all just like a hate mob based off just random accusations that had no proof.

I just think it would be funny if Onision made a comeback and his channel blew up. It won't happen, but it still would be funny.

I guess I like rooting for the underdog.

Yeah, maybe there is proof of Onision doing shitty things.

But for some reason, I find it difficult to hate him.

He does come across as very annoying,

but for some reason, a lot of the people I like all come across as very annoying, like Keemstar, Leafy, Ice. I guess a lot of people would say they're obnoxious people. I don't know why I like that kind of personality when it comes to my YouTubers.

I just think they're more interesting.

Um, but yeah, that Cold Ones podcast, they're doing well.

They've got quite a good concept, just react to memes and TikTok stuff and Reddit stuff and then drink alcohol and shout a lot. Just seems like 2 friends hanging out having a good time.

I think Chad got banned off Twitch as well. Because of the N-word. He was doing the N-word donation thing outside in front of Black people.

But I feel like the true age of good comedy and humor on YouTube has died. No one wants to do edgy stuff anymore because you'll just get banned.

If you want a successful channel, you have to be family-friendly. You have to be really squeaky clean like Chris Broad. You'll be all professional.

My favorite era of YouTube was pre-2015 to '17, maybe '14 to '17. I didn't really watch YouTube before 2013. I was too obsessed with anime and Japan stuff. I didn't really get into YouTube until maybe 2015-ish.

But now YouTube is just kind of bland. Yeah, there's a lot of good creators, very professional, good at what they do, like Marques Brownlee, Dave2D, Chris Broad. They make really good stuff, but it's not comedy, it's not humor, it's boring. Yeah, if you want to find out the best laptops or you want to find out great places

in Japan to visit, they're good channels to watch. But if you want to laugh your head off at some weird jokes,

it's hard to find that these days.

Why do you pronounce it as YouTube? Because that's how you pronounce it. TU is pronounced chu.

Tuna. Tube. If you're really posh, then yeah, maybe you would pronounce it as tube. I was on the tube today. I had a sandwich, it had tuna. No one speaks like that unless you're like the royal family.

Why do Americans say YouTube like it's a tube? Had some tuna.

On my

tube whilst watching YouTube. That sounds even more stupid to me.

I'm a YouTuber.

Tube. Imagine pronouncing tube as tube.

Weird. Watch any British YouTuber and they all pronounce it as YouTube.

For some reason it triggers American ears because they keep bringing it up. I even see it on Chris Broad's channel, people in the comment section typing it as YouTube to make fun of him. It's just how you pronounce it here.

YouTube. YouTube.

I guess it's like a lazy way of pronouncing it. You just say chu instead of tu. It's like TotalBiscuit used to say, it's not issue, it's issue. But no one says issue unless you're like a 60-year-old granny with proper pronunciation. Everyone says issue like tissue. Who says issue?

Issue.

There's the proper way of saying it, and then there's a way 90% of the population says it. I think in general I pronounce most things fairly correctly. I guess I'll give you chicken. I was pronouncing that weirdly. That's because my mum pronounces it like that. Picked up a lot of weird pronunciation habits because of her. I didn't

realize it's actually chicken, and I listen to my mum. She says chicken, So that must be where I got it from.

Let me find Total Biscuit's rant.

Total Biscuit.

No, it's very hard to find because it was a really old video.

Gaps, let's just put it that way, in the content over the last few months. And of course you kind of know why, and maybe you've heard the good news, which is that We have got to the point where the cancer is gone, at least for the moment. So sad. 6 years ago he was announcing that his cancer

had, had gone,

and then shortly after it came back again, but in his liver.

So sad. Oh my God, I just can't imagine what that must feel like.

Everyone was so happy. They were like, yes, he's not gonna die. I'm well aware, of course, of the fact that cancer has a tendency of popping back up again. It depends. We'll see. We get in 5 years and it doesn't come back, chances are it doesn't come back. Oh, I commented, look, hiding in my room. I think

this is the saddest video. 2 years ago. It's all— but for right now, of course, it's good reason to celebrate as both CT scans revealed that there is nothing there. So after

Nothing. Total Biscuit has a strange accent because he sounds posh, but then sometimes he sounds northern. There's nothing there. I think he's from Leeds up north, but then he went to like an international school. He had bowel cancer and then

they treated it, but then it metastasized or moved to his liver, and then they were doing chemotherapy, but,

uh, the chemo stopped having an effect,

and there were all these complications. He had to keep going to hospital. He had to have some kind of fluid tap

attached to his abdomen to to release fluids that were building up around his lower back or something.

Very sad. 2 big sessions of chemotherapy, radiation, a couple of surgeries. We're hopefully in the clear, at least for the time being. Gonna have to keep things in check, of course, to take CT scans. And I think he said Um, he had, he had symptoms of bowel cancer for like a year, but he ignored them. He said

he had blood in his stool and he didn't get himself checked out until a year later. And he, he was on the H3 Podcast and he was talking about how much, how stupid he felt for ignoring the symptoms.

And he was telling everyone, if you've got weird symptoms, go and get checked. Stop worrying about feeling embarrassed.

Oh no, I ran out of orange skin. Whatever will I do? I get a bit worried that I'm ignoring my little lump on my testicle.

Uh, it'll be fine. Pleasant things every year, but they're pretty damn confident that we've got rid of it, which is fantastic. So big thanks to everyone that stuck around during that. I know my content output has been dreadfully low. People are used to like 10 videos. When I first noticed that lump, I'm pretty sure I noticed the

lump in my early 20s. So I must have had it for at least 10 years, probably earlier before I noticed it.

Oh, thank you. How many Twitch subs do you have now? Seems like your anonymous benefactor is rich. Any idea who it is? I've got 55 subs. The problem with subs is it expires after a month. People only sub for a month, so I lost 6 subs because it had been a month since I started streaming on Twitch.

So there's like a the constant pressure of trying to get people to stay subbed. I guess that's the Twitch game. It's like OnlyFans, isn't it? You want to keep people subbed and they want— you want to keep them coming back to sub again.

I've still got about 90 OnlyFans fans. It's quite a nice number. Paying you $10 a month, have 90 people, it's like $900, isn't it?

This is easier than OnlyFans. Yeah, I guess so, but you get a lot less money.

And you have to do it way more often.

My dad had prostate cancer, so that might be something I have to worry about later. My uncle also got prostate cancer.

Did the reporting get better after you make your VOD sub only? I haven't had any problems

since then.

Yeah, I probably have to worry about prostate cancer. It's quite common for men to get.

Do you think Cesium is the one giving all the anonymous subs? I don't think Cesium is giving me money anymore.

I can't imagine Cesium still giving me money after what I did to his girlfriend. I don't know if they got back together or not. I heard a rumor that they did. I don't know for sure.

It's just a rumor.

I don't know what I did to upset Caesium. He seems to be out to get me since 2019.

My dad was really focused on beating the cancer. He was really into it. He would get his blood test results and he'd be analyzing the data and sharing it with his brother, and he'd be active on these cancer forums talking about it. He'd be looking up diets. He would have like a special vitamin D diet.

Anti-prostate cancer diet. He spent so much effort and time

for this cancer thing, and then he ended up dying just from a flu. It's really sad.

Everyone's so scared of cancer.

But I think more people die from the flu.

Actually, cancer is probably more treatable than the flu. A lot of the cancers are treatable now. There's a lot of ways to treat it— chemo, radiotherapy. But when you get the flu and you're in ICU and you're on an incubator, you're kind of effed unless your body is strong enough to fight it. They can pump you full

of drugs and medicine, but if your body can't fight off the infection on its own, you can't just keep pumping drugs into them forever.

Eventually they have to decide that enough is enough. No amount of drugs is going to help them. It's just prolonging it.

The main cancer that's a problem is liver cancer, like total biscuit die from.

I'm not sure why,

because you only have one liver and you can't really cut pieces out the liver. When the cancer's in the liver, you're kind of screwed, because if it's in the kidney, you've still got another kidney.

No, Total Biscuit didn't die from bowel cancer. He had bowel cancer, but they treated it, and then that morphed into liver cancer. The cancer moved into his liver,

so I think his cause of death was the liver. Liver failure.

My dad died because he kept getting lung infections and pneumonia, which kept triggering sepsis.

Whoa, that smells orangey.

Cheers.

Delicious. How much money am I getting out of Twitch? Uh, I made about 100 and $40 from subs, gifted subs, bits, and ad revenue on Twitch. Then I made about $440 from the donations, the text-to-speech stuff. But I think that was mostly McLovin. McLovin must

have donated at least a couple hundred now.

So yeah, it's not bad. Considering I've got a pretty small audience on Twitch, barely even 100 people watch my Twitch streams, so it's not bad little extra income.

My Patreon is dead. I've got like 4 people left on Patreon paying $1. I'm surprised there's even 4 people left on the Patreon. I don't put anything on it.

Am I feeling optimistic about Twitch as an extra stream of income?

Hmm, I don't know. It seems very dependent on McLovin at the moment. I mean, if McLovin stops donating, then

I would only make half of what I made. Maybe less than half. Still, it's okay, I guess. Couple hundred extra, couple hundred extra, extra dollars is nothing bad.

I don't really think my Twitch is going to grow. I don't do anything that's going to catch, capture new eyes. Imagine you just found my Twitch channel, you don't know who I am, you just some guy moaning and staring at a cup of orange juice. It's not exactly quality content, is it, compared to all the sexy half-naked

women lying on beaches and all of the guys doing IRL with the pro setups, 1080p quality, playing GTA or whatever.

I don't really feel like anyone's gonna find my Twitch channel. On Twitch.

The only people who watch my Twitch will be people who watch my YouTube.

I don't know how to grow on Twitch. You have to play the Twitch game, don't you?

Play GTA 5 and then just scream and shout a lot because loud equals funny. I don't know how people like xQc get 120K viewers. It's just crazy. They barely even speak, they're just staring at the game.

And you've got people like Karl Jacobs, that kid who makes videos with MrBeast, he gets like 160,000 viewers.

Yeah, xQc is good-looking, young, energetic, popular.

But even Andy, Andy Myronakis, only gets a couple thousand viewers, and he's pretty well known and famous, and he's got good quality setup, and

he does stuff outside. He meets people and does cool stuff.

I don't really want to play games.

I'd rather just talk. Talk about life, talk about girls, plan my future,

do random stuff like cutting orange peels.

If I want to play games, I'd do that in my own personal time.

I only like Andy when he goes outside. When he's just at home streaming, I find it a bit boring.

Wow, this pimple's getting huge. Uh, these pimples are so annoying. It means I can't show my face for probably a week now. It's just like a massive red patch.

This one's huge. It's as big as that one I had when I met Elvis, just like a big swollen lump. You can't even pop it. To pop it, you'd have to pierce the flesh right down into the epidermis or whatever it's called.

The infection's probably really deep in.

I wonder if this tastes good. I want to try it.

Hmm, I don't know, it just tastes really orangey, like orange tea, but I don't know if I'm disgusted by it. That's why I'm gagging.

It doesn't taste bad.

Uh, I don't know, it does taste kind of bad actually. It's like toilet water.

I think my pimples are like a manifestation of my negativity. Don't you think? I remember this story Mila told me. She said when she was a kid, she had like these gross things on her fingers, and then some woman cast a spell on her to remove them, and because she was a kid, she believed it was real,

and then the things on her fingers disappeared. It's like the power of thought, like a placebo.

If you're really negative, it shows up physically on your body somehow. Maybe that's why I've got pimples.

Maybe it's like a negative man— a manifestation of my negativity. I have been pretty negative recently.

Yeah, there were warts on her finger. How did you guys know? I didn't want to say exactly what it was because it's kind of gross. I don't even know what a wart on your finger looks like,

but I usually get the really bad pimples all at once. It's like one area first it's really red and swollen, and then a few days later it's because there's about 4 pimples all at— in the same place,

and you pop it and it's like oozing out pus. It's disgusting. Takes weeks to heal.

It's, it's really annoying when you're supposed to be meeting someone.

What if, what if I get them before I meet this girl and then I have to go and meet her because we've arranged to meet on that date and then I've got this massive red swollen lump on my face? It just makes me feel terrible. Uh, if we had to meet next week, I really wouldn't want to

meet looking like this.

Maybe she'll let me postpone it. I couldn't postpone it with Elvis because he was only in Japan for a week, so I had to meet him on the day we promised. I couldn't say, sorry, I can't meet. 'Cause I got a pimple, and I had a massive pimple on the day he films me with his high-quality camera.

Oh, I look terrible.

But the big ones are always in the same place, next to my nose.

Sometimes it's on my chin.

I seem nervous. I was— I felt nervous because I had a massive pimple and I was really, really anxious about it. If I didn't have the pimple, I probably would have seemed less nervous. I kept worrying about how I looked.

Grim is Kimberly. Who is Grim?

Why is Kimberly always streaming from an arcade? It's like she lives in the arcade center. She's always doing bowling or she's at some kind of arcade

and then she's alone. It's weird. It's like she lives there and she wakes up and does a stream.

Sad she can't stream with Ice on Twitch.

Why does she stream on Twitch? I guess Ice encouraged her to do it. Stream on YouTube, then they could stream together.

I was watching his Japan streams 2 years ago. They were quite good,

but some of those Japanese people were so rude to Ice and Gary.

There's one part in the stream when Gary goes into some tiny local Japanese restaurant, and then the guy is just like, no, No English, and does a go away hand gesture. Not even we're closed or we're not open. It was just like, no, I don't understand what you're saying, go away.

But they kept going into these tiny back alley kind of Japanese restaurants that just seemed like they only have local customers. Like the same local gang of old people hang out there and eat. It's not really for foreigners. I always avoid those. You see a lot of them when you're walking down the streets near train stations. Just

got like a very— it's like a private club almost, secretive-looking restaurant. And it's always probably got the same customers there every night. They just sit there laughing and chatting and eating. It seems very unwelcoming.

Gary's got a lot of viewers now. Yeah, I saw a few of his streams. He gets like 500, 600.

Quite good.

Remember when I used to get 600 viewers just for doing what I'm doing now?

Where did they all go?

Even— hmm,

I think when I was in Korea, I still got around 400 viewers just by not really doing anything. And in Japan, I'd get like 600 viewers for not really doing anything.

I got nearly 300 viewers my last YouTube stream wearing that tie and the shirt, the fake job thing. That was nice.

I would like to get back over 300 viewers a stream on YouTube, but it's difficult. I really need some kind of clickbait to get them to click.

People are just not interested anymore because I'm not doing anything.

I don't really know what Gary does

on streams. Seems like some gambling stuff. I don't like these gambling streams. It's a bit boring to watch.

I miss the days I used to get 1,000 viewers on the stream if there was drama. Remember the day I walked out on my bitch wife stream? I had 1,200 viewers. I couldn't believe it. Felt so good. I felt like I was Ice Poseidon with all those viewers.

Didn't I have about 800 when Mina dumped me? I had quite a lot. Was it about 600 or 700 maybe? When I did the meter dumps me stream.

Imagine if I streamed when Pia came. That would have been pretty funny.

Weird girl turned up at my house.

The walking out my wife streams were quite funny, I guess.

It was like an adventure, storming out in the middle of the night, getting a hotel, walking around parks ranting.

But it's sad, all those people, they're only there for this stupid drama.

Remember Germany when I got rejected by that girl in the hotel? As soon as she left, I turned the stream on and I started ranting about it. I had over 1,000 viewers. That was great.

I guess it's nice because there's less spam in the chat, less trolls just spamming stuff,

but I miss the attention a little bit.

I don't know why, but it's just— it makes it more exciting when you've got hundreds, thousands watching.

What have I been investing in? I recently bought some Peloton because some 6-year-old kid died recently because he was playing on a Peloton treadmill. So share price of Peloton dropped by 12%. Picked up some shares, see if I can profit off this tragic accident.

So Peloton had to recall about 120,000 of its treadmills.

I think they'll bounce back. It's not like it's Peloton's fault some kid was playing on it.

My oil stocks are doing really well. Oil's going high. I sold my bank stocks. Bit annoying because they're going up again. I sold Bank of America around $41, but now it's gone back up over $41. I didn't think it would go up much higher than 41,

but everything else is not doing great. I picked up some Tesla at around $660, so I think that's a good price to get in.

I got some Twitter and Etsy as well because they dropped quite a lot, just very small amounts I don't really have a huge amount of money available to invest anymore.

I need Riot to go up to make my money back. I need it to go up like 40%. I need to go back up to 60.

If Riot can get back up to 60, I'll make back a lot of what I lost. I'll probably only be down about 4,000,

but nothing really exciting is happening. It's just really boring.

I remember the days when I was so excited about stocks. I, I could talk about stocks for hours and hours and hours back then. Now it's just so disappointing.

Pray to the Bitcoin that it goes up. Come on, Bitcoin, get back up over $60K. You can never hold $60K, just like my channel can never hold 108K subs. It'll touch $60K and get a bit over $60K, and it drops all the way back down again. Really needs to sell when it has a new all-time high because

it never holds. You'll get an all-time high and then it'll drop like 20% again.

Hopefully it goes back up by the time I'm ready to travel again. I don't really feel safe. I don't feel comfortable traveling when I've, I've lost so much in stocks. It's a bit scary.

Now 40% of my safety net is gone until the stocks go back up.

I just wish I took my money when I was up £12,000. I can't believe I was up £12,000 and I didn't take it. That's like $16,000.

It's a huge amount. I just watched it go up and then I watched it all go back down again

because I felt certain it was going to keep going up even more.

And I thought this crash— it's not even a crash, it's a correction. This is not even the crash that people are predicting.

I didn't know it was going to happen so soon. I thought it would happen maybe in summer. I didn't think it would last this long either.

You know what I was thinking? You know when people murder people and they want to get rid of the corpse? Why don't they just burn the corpse?

They go to such great lengths to hide it. Like, they'll chop up the limbs and put it into plastic bags and then bury the plastic bag, or they'll try and sink it in a river. Or like Breaking Bad, they try and dissolve the corpse in acid. It's so elaborate. Why don't they just set it on fire and

then just let the wind blow the ashes away?

Pretend you're doing like a bonfire, get a load of wood, pour gasoline over it.

That's what I would do. I'd just burn it

and then let the wind blow all the dust away, all the ash away.

And then if there's bones left, you just mash it, get a sledgehammer and crush it all into powder.

The corpse on fire must smell bad. What if it smells good, like barbecue? It's just meat burning. It was a weekend, they're getting more like 3. That's not exactly what I hoped to be able to do, but I didn't really know what to expect when we went into this and exactly just how stressful and how much of

a problem it would be and how much damage it would do to, to the body and how fatiguing the whole bloody thing is. It's actually very frustrating. I hate, absolutely hate, not feeling like I can work. I really, really hate that. And the reason, of course, would be that I feel like I've got a very lucky job,

and I do. And as a result, I like to work hard at this job because I know just how competitive YouTube is. And yeah, I guess it's a lot more complicated than I think it would be. I, I just think it would be like putting a load of meat on a fire and then it burns into charcoal.

But yeah, there'd be guts and poop and the fat. It would be pretty gross. And then the hair would be disgusting.

Not sure how I would do it. Maybe I'll just dig a hole,

set it on fire in the hole,

and then just bury it.

You have to dig it pretty deep, wouldn't you?

I'm getting loads of pimples, I can feel it. There's another big one on my chin and one next to my lower lip.

Must be this stress.

I don't know why I feel so stressed recently.

Uh, my new video is getting okay views. Look, number 3. 3 out of 10.

It might be able to take the number 2. Spot. Might be able to take number 2 if it gets another 100— it needs another 100 views and then it could overtake the second one, and then that would be a 2 out of 10. It's pretty good. People seem to still kind of care about the marriage topics,

but eventually I'm going to run out of things to say about the failed marriage?

Very difficult these days. I need to really be careful what topic I choose. Like the abun preach one, oh my God. It only got 5K views from my subs and then about 2K views from Abba and Preach people. Such a bad performance.

Didn't think it would do so badly. My Simon and Martina video did really well, 21K views. I guess it takes time for the search results to kick in. Hopefully more people find it. Maybe Abba and Preach just aren't really that popular. It's a pretty big channel. I thought more people would be searching it and then finding my

video.

Bit annoying.

I kind of regret making it now since it did so badly.

Looking for a new girlfriend didn't really do well,

14k. The new job video didn't really do well.

12K. Oh God, so stressful.

What was the most annoying thing about Mina? Probably the way it felt like she wasn't on my side.

I didn't feel like she was my ally, my partner in crime. It just felt like she was constantly either trying to change me, or I felt like I had to keep convincing her to be with me.

So she kept wanting to break away from me.

It just felt depressing. I

want someone who feels like it's on— she's on my side. We're together. Against the

world.

Very hard to get a 20K view video now. Simon and Martina.

Look at that, 43% of the views from the Simon Martina video are from YouTube search,

and then only 22% of that search results were hiding in my room. So 80%

of the 43%

So that's like 7,000 views came from search results. Without the search results, that Simon and Martina video would have only made 14,000 views, which is still better than the fake job stuff.

Something's making a high-pitched noise. It's my computer.

Over there.

Why am I on Twitch? Because I feel like streaming on YouTube is more, more of a performance.

If I want to get good views, I need a theme, I need a topic. I can't just do like a no-effort stream. I need like an angle.

No, the fridge is off.

I really like the job celebration stream where I dressed up. That was fun.

Twitch is for SJW crowd. Yeah, but I don't have an SJW— I mean, I don't have a Twitch audience. I have a YouTube audience on Twitch. The Twitch people aren't gonna find me.

Just trying to think. How about why I regret making a YouTube channel? That sounds interesting, doesn't it?

People would be like, why does Daniel I hate being a YouTuber. And not many YouTubers talk about it, about why it sucks to do YouTube. And I can say I didn't expect to get so much attention from hateful, horrible people. And even after my channel died, these horrible people still stick around and harass me and cause me

problems.

Just come up with a load of reasons.

So all my titles now are why I regret, or, um, my problem with XXX, why I regret XXX.

I don't really know what else to make videos about.

Trying to think of a stream idea for YouTube to do.

Maybe I could wear my suit and do like a business executive meeting business meeting with the executives at my new job and then get a stock image of a business meeting and then I crop my webcam so it looks like I'm at the table at the business meeting. That would be funny.

But the whole fake job thing's not really working for views, is it?

You're bound to make enemies here. I really don't think anyone's gonna notice me on Twitch. I need to go to the toilet.

Do you think Cesium is the one giving all the anonymous subs?

Oh, I'm back.

I hope my water is still hot. I want to make tea. 160 tea bags.

Ready to go,

ready to go.

Tea in a dirty cup.

The bed frame looks prehistoric. I don't like those metal bars, and when you're doing it, it makes the bars move and bang against the wall.

Not very good design. What is the point of them?

They don't do anything useful.

Testing.

Testing.

Testing. Hello?

Testing.

Yeah, I accidentally muted it. I thought it was unmuted.

I just said that I put that pillow there because when I watch my VR porn, it makes a lot of noise banging against the radiator.

Did I lift the weights today? Yeah, I did 2 lifting sessions.

Second one was just because I was really angry, and when you're angry, you have a lot of energy. It's good to take it out on the weights.

Oh, I got so triggered today. I even had a big rant at my sister about it.

She was like, why don't you come down and meet him? I said, I'm not— I don't want to meet him.

I said to her, how are you not annoyed by it? She's like, I don't know, I want Mom to find someone.

Yeah, well, it's not that I want my mum to be lonely. It's just if her not being lonely means me being miserable, then I'd rather her be lonely and me not be miserable. Why can't we find a way so she's not lonely and I'm not miserable?

This does not taste great. Why does it taste weird?

Maybe because I had coffee in it. I didn't wash the cup.

If you meet the guy once, it probably won't be as awkward.

I just— I don't want to. I think it's weird.

He could be the best guy in the whole world, it's still— it's not really what I'm interested in.

I'm sure he's a perfectly nice person.

But this is about principles

and standing up for my way of life,

which is minimum human interaction.

I want close to zero human interaction. Unless it's a cute girl who wants to be my girlfriend.

Not interested in meeting men, not interested in meeting children, I'm not interested in meeting lesbians.

Not interested at all.

I just don't feel like it's a good use of my time or energy. It's not something I enjoy, something I have to put a lot of energy and effort into doing.

And for what?

No, I don't want to.

I pushed myself out my comfort zone to go and meet Ice and Elvis and Sam and David Bond and Casey, cuz I wanted to make content and I wanted exposure to grow my channel. If it wasn't for those things, I wouldn't have met them.

Well, I liked Ice, so I was interested in seeing him in real life cuz I was a bit of a fan,

but I wouldn't just meet some random guy for no

reason, I would have no interest.

I kind of regret meeting Elvis though. That interview was just terrible.

If it wasn't for that stupid interview, I could have kept the whole divorced homeless thing charade going on for a bit longer. Oh, I hated that interview so much. The questions were so dumb, they made me seem and sound really dumb. Why do you love your wife? Uh, I don't know. This is so stupid. My answers were

terrible.

If one of your viewers stayed in the Airbnb your relatives are making in the garden, would you get mad? Yeah, depends if they're respectful. If they're just going to be irritating idiots like taking pictures and putting on Reddit, then I'd be annoyed.

Yeah, all my questions every time I get interviewed are so stupid. I can't think of anything witty or clever on the spot. End up just nervously laughing like a stupid kid.

I look really dumb.

Remember the Nobita interview? I wonder where that went. I'm sure someone saved it. It was so bad.

Never again would I ever do an interview.

I don't think anyone wants to interview me anymore anyway.

It's just funny, Elvis would fly all the way to Japan just to interview me like I was such an interesting person to come and interview. It's like now no one cares.

It's always the same, isn't it? Daniel, why are you so weird? Why do you do this?

Do you think women are objects? I hate it when they ask me questions like that where

the answer you're expected to say is really obvious. Like, you're supposed to say, no, women are not objects, they've got feelings and blah blah blah. But deep down, I just really want to say, yeah, they are objects. They're made out of physical components like flesh and skin, which are physical objects in the world. So technically they are

objects. I just refuse to say what people want me to say. It's why people hate me, because I hate having to conform.

Yeah, I know women have feelings and emotions. I'm not stupid. They're not like a piece of wood. But I hate having to say what society expects me to say. That's why people hate me so much.

I hate having to say the politically correct thing. It's so boring.

But if you don't, then people just think you're a misogynist or a racist.

Did anything interesting get cut out of the Elvis interview that WASNT in the final?

Version. Like, did he say something stupid? Lol. I think he uploaded the whole interview uncut on his Patreon and then someone leaked it.

No, he didn't say anything stupid. He just asked his questions. What else did we talk about?

I tried explaining to him who these people were that hate me, and I started going on about r/Happas, which is kind of dumb because he had no idea what I was talking about and he probably didn't care.

It's very hard for me to explain to people who these people who hate me are because they're all the same people from 2017. It's not like a new group of people, it's the exact same people. It takes a bit of time to explain the whole situation.

Like that stupid Almost Assimilated guy still commenting. He commented today,

4 years later, he's still like, you're a loser, Daniel. Who's a bigger loser, me or him, who's still writing stupid hate comments 4 years later? Get a life.

And then there were like 4 people who were obviously the same people because they kept saying the same thing using the same wording, which was,

you're using your dead dad's money to finance your existence. Finance your existence. Those were the words that kept coming up. It's obviously the same person saying that. It's a very specific choice of words— finance your existence.

These people, they make multiple accounts. They keep spamming the same comment pretending they're different people. Just weird.

Wait, I'll turn off my PC.

Tomorrow is another boring day. Boring day.

One of them says something like, uh, most of Daniel's original fans used to write very intelligent psychoanalysis comments that Daniel probably deleted because he thinks they're haters. Yeah, so intelligent, these armchair psychologists. They know everything about life. They've got it all figured out.

I just wonder how great and successful and amazing their lives are. They better have pretty damn good successful lives if they have the nerve to start writing paragraphs of armchair psychologist lectures against me. I think they're so high and mighty. Love to see how amazing their lives are.

How kind of them to take the time out of their successful lives to lecture me on how bad I am at life.

Your computer has such a beautiful avant-garde design. You should submit its design to a museum or suggest it to future computer companies. True beauty. It's just a square box, what do you mean?

Now I really doubt all these people writing paragraphs in comment sections criticizing YouTubers and internet personalities I find it hard to believe that these people are such successful people themselves.

I don't think that's what successful, happy people do— sitting on message boards writing about people they don't like. They just sound like sad people themselves.

But I guess we'll never know, because they'll never reveal themselves. They don't have the guts.

I wonder when they'll go. I bet in 10 years' time they'll still be around, won't they? Leaving the same stupid comments.

I bet it's going to be stuff like, Daniel had the chance to live a good life in Japan, but he threw it away.

Oh, these people are so annoying.

I hate the fact that even when my channel dies, these stupid annoying people are still going to be around. And then all my fans, or the viewers, they're gonna be gone. All that's gonna be left are these stupid obnoxious people

sitting there like, I told you so, we all said your channel was gonna die, you should have gotten a job.

Get fucked. The power source is located externally to the computer and several of the components are Laying bare for the user to see. This is a truly innovative design that no one has done before. Beautiful. You are such a genius, Daniel. Yeah, I always wondered about making a computer without a case. You just get the components, plug

them all in together, and then just dump it on the floor. Why bother?

Computer cases are dumb. Well, you need an on and off button, don't you? That usually comes with the case.

What's my biggest regret in life?

Hmm, let me see.

Kind of regret getting divorced, actually.

I don't feel like that was a good decision

unless I get some pretty amazing sex. Well, I did sex Miida, didn't I? I don't know if sexing Miida was worth getting divorced and losing my Japan life.

It was quite good, and it was an experience I could only have by being divorced.

I don't know, it's hard to say. The Mita experience was quite nice, but then it's over now, isn't it?

But I do miss my life in Japan.

Chihiro was a good partner.

I don't feel like I'll find a better partner than Chihiro. Yeah, maybe younger. Don't know about more attractive.

Probably not slimmer.

From a partner standpoint, I feel like Chihiro was nearly perfect,

although I don't think she would let me do OnlyFans. She was pretty upset when I joked about Pornhub, remember?

Very tricky. Most girls don't want me to make videos about them or show them. So if I get a girlfriend, I'd probably have to keep it a secret. I'd just have to say, I've got a girlfriend, uh, it's great.

I want to make content with the girlfriend. It's boring if I just say, yeah, I've got a girlfriend.

I want to do stuff like going on a date with my girlfriend,

doing this with my girlfriend, and then she's actually part of the video.

I hate doing the whole Mila secret thing.

It was so boring being with Mila from a YouTuber perspective because I couldn't do anything with her. Well, she did agree— actually, it's not fair. She did let me do a few things. She did let me do the moving in with my girlfriend thing.

But she didn't want to do anything fun. Like I said, why don't we pretend you're pregnant? Imagine the views we could have gotten if we did like a fake pregnancy thing, put a pillow under her shirt.

She just didn't want to be part of it.

Was the video where you said your biggest regret was deleting your ex's nudes fake? You seemed better at faking stuff back then, lol. No, it wasn't fake. I do regret it,

but at that time I hadn't gotten divorced yet. And I didn't meet the Hong Kong guy yet, so I didn't really have a lot of big regrets in my life at that point.

And deleting the nudes, I do regret that.

Chlamydia girlfriend was pretty hot. I had a video of her giving me a BJ, and I zoomed in close, and it was really sexual.

But that was my style. You know, you do a clickbait dramatic title and then people click it thinking, oh wow, what's his biggest regret? Did he miss out on some amazing opportunity with education? Did he— didn't he— didn't spend enough time with his cat? And then you click it and then it's me saying I wish I didn't

delete my girlfriend's nudes. That was the comedic value. That was the comedic factor of my videos that people didn't get.

It was the old switch and bait. So you got a title that sounds all serious, and then the stuff I'm saying is just really dumb and ridiculous, but people didn't get it.

For example, I'd make a video about top 5 terrible things about living in Japan, and people would think, oh, he's going to criticize the horrible work culture and the stressful school system. But then you click on the video and it's me whining about bacon and crisps. That was my idea of comedy that people did not understand. I

thought it was funny. It made me laugh, made some people laugh, but most people, they just didn't get it.

And they just insulted me and said, who's this stupid guy whining about bacon? Why doesn't he go back to his own country? They completely did not understand the point of the video. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

They say you said it in a serious way, so it was serious.

How was I supposed to say it

in a non-serious— How do you say stuff in a non-serious way?

Hey guys, I don't like the bacon. Like that. That's in a non-serious way. It's just retarded.

Welcome to my video. Today I'm talking about why I hate Japan. Number 1, the bacon is bad. Hahaha. And then make a stupid face.

That's not how comedy works where I'm from. British comedy, you say it in a serious way, but you're supposed to have the intelligence to be able to understand that the person is not being serious. That's what the funny part of it is.

What do you want, like a laugh track and someone to pour gunge on my face like you're a 10-year-old?

So frustrating having an American audience. American audience, they just don't get it.

They don't get the subtle— your voice was really weird in 2016 and 2017, but I thought it was cool in 2018. Why did you change it again in 2019? Also, is there a specific year's version of yourself that you like the best? Or do you think your current self is the best?

I don't know why my voice changes. I did used to sound very different. Kind of weird, isn't it, if you think about it? Most people's way of talking doesn't change that drastically over how many years? From

2017 to 2019, I was still kind of talking in the same way 2018, but a bit less. And 2019, I didn't really sound the same as I did in 2017.

It just kind of naturally changed as I became more comfortable speaking. Oh my God. Why does Mimo do that? She comes upstairs in the middle of the night and starts going, wow, wow,

wow. Why?

I think I was just lacking in confidence. That's why I spoke like that.

When you don't have confidence, your voice is higher. When you're more relaxed, it's lower. And then when you don't feel confident in what you're saying, you end up doing the rising inflection.

So every statement sounds like a question. Like, that's just really annoying.

I realized I was doing it and I stopped myself.

Really annoying. Australians do it all the time. They do it all the time. For no reason.

Why?

I used to do it a lot.

My favorite version of myself would be—

I quite like 2018 version of me

when I was trying to be like a comedian.

But then it just backfired and people just started hating on me.

I thought some of my videos were quite funny.

I have one idea, but I'm too scared to do it. I want to do a 2-part series. So the first part would be,

uh,

I forgot now.

Something like why I hate my stupid viewers. And then the second one would be why my channel stopped growing. I don't know, something that contradicts the first one. That's why I like doing— I'd make 2 videos and then the first— the second video would contradict the first one.

That was quite fun to do.

So I would do my classic example was the sex doll. My sex doll Why my sex doll is better than a real woman, followed by my sex doll gave me an STD,

why I'm giving up on women, and then next I got a new girlfriend. That's kind of a pattern I used to do quite a lot. People didn't notice it in the beginning and they'd be like, didn't he just say he's giving up on women? Or I do why I'm giving up on Japanese women, and then a few

weeks later, my new Japanese girlfriend.

I thought that was fun.

Or I'd make a video talking about how much I hate children, and then next video I'd announce I'm dating a single mother. That's pretty funny.

So I'd have real life stuff happening, and then I would make some kind of massive contradiction around it.

It's kind of hard to do now. How can I do it now?

It's not really fun anymore.

What would be a good one?

What happened to my vape pipe? It's over there, but I'm not smoking it now because you can't even see it. I only smoke it when I do webcam. I don't really feel like doing webcam now. Got a big pimple.

What would be a good one to do?

It's hard to just make one up.

Don't know.

You could do, why I'm going to be—

why I've decided to become a vegan, and then next video, how to make a beef burger, or something that contradicts the first one.

But it has to be subtle. It can't be too in your face, otherwise it's not good.

Subtlety. Problem is most people on YouTube are just too stupid to understand it or get it.

Most people on YouTube are probably kids.

Kind of ran out of ideas for that stuff now.

Also, I guess I don't really enjoy it now because people don't understand. That is supposed to be funny. I don't know why you're getting mad about it. I'm trying to make entertaining videos and then people getting mad at me. So dumb.

People are so mad at me that they feel the need to use my dead dad as a way to insult me. How mad at me can you be to stoop that low,

to use such vile language? I don't understand how people hate me so much. It's just weird.

Do you remember your first live streams? What were they like? I was not around then, so I don't know. Were you scared of doing it at first? Yeah, I was really nervous my first livestream. I remember 2017, around the time I got the Tomoko girlfriend. I was scared to do livestreaming because I was worried it would break

the illusion of the character Daniel and his weirdness, and people would see that I'm not actually that weird. My life's not that interesting.

And I just sit around playing video games all day usually. So I was against the idea of streaming in the beginning.

No one used your dead dad. They said you lived off your dead dad's money. Yeah, that's using my dead dad as a way to insult me.

Stop being stupid.

If you include dead— my dead dad in any kind of insult, that is using my dead dad as an insult. What are you talking about? Yeah, so anyway, in the beginning I was against streaming because I was worried

people would realize that it was an act, and I'm pretty much acting in most of my videos.

And I'm trying to create this, this image that my life is all wacky and weird. It's like an episodic drama. If you've got streams in between each video, it kind of breaks that illusion.

And also I was nervous about not being able to edit. I remember that now. I used to be very, very nervous about not being able to edit what I was saying and running out of things to say and awkward silence.

My videos relied very heavily on editing,

so I would pick my words very carefully and make sure I pronounce everything well. And there were no tongue-clicking sounds or weird pronunciations.

It took me many takes to film a couple minutes. It took me hours to make a 10-minute video because I wanted it to be perfect. Good lighting, good delivery of what I was saying. It was like a performance. And I thought if I livestreamed, all of that is broken.

If I say you live in your mum's house free of charge, I'm not talking about your mum. Yeah, but you're using my mum in the insult. I'm not saying you're talking about my dead dad. I'm saying you're using my dead dad in the insult. Oh my God, you have to explain every single little thing, don't you, to

these people? So stupid.

It's not about talking about my dad. It's about using my dad in the insult

that I dislike and find distasteful.

Okay, Danny, you're banned. Trying to irritate me.

I'll respond to your last comment and then you're banned. I think you find distasteful the fact that they're right. They were not right. I don't live off my dead dad's money, so shut the fuck up. Get the fuck lost.

You're an idiot. Yeah, yeah, I'm a leech. Such an original insult. Can't even come up with a new insult, can you?

They're so stupid.

That's always what they keep saying. I'm sure it's the same person because there were like 5 people saying the same thing. They were saying, you're mad because it's true, or the truth hurts. It's not true. How is it true?

I haven't used a single penny of the payout money for anything in my life apart from stocks. I haven't used it to live. How is it financing my existence?

It makes no difference having the money or not having the money. Didn't make any difference to my life. I'm still going to do what I plan to do and what I've always done before. I had it and after it's gone,

it's not changing anything. They make it sound like I inherited like half a million or something. Life-changing money.

$20K is barely anything.

Such a stupid insult in the first place.

How poor do you have to be to think $20K is life-changing money

that you could live off? Imagine trying to live off of $20K. It wouldn't even last you half a year.

It depends what I'm doing. If I'm just staying here, then yeah, 20K would last

It would last—

um, I don't know how to do maths.

It would last 7 years?

Because I'm only spending— I'm only giving my mum £250 a month.

But if I was traveling and living by myself, it wouldn't last very long.

Yeah, but now they know that this annoys me, they're going to keep coming back saying the same thing, aren't they?

That's the problem.

If they're trolling, then they'll just keep saying it because they know it annoys me. If they're not trolling

They're not going to back down and say, oh, sorry, Daniel, I didn't realize that. I take back what I said. No, they just double down, don't they? And they start bringing up a bunch of stupid points like, but your mum received the money from the dad and your mum's paying it. So technically your dad is funding your

life.

Yeah, well, then if you think about it that way, then technically Hitler's funding my life. 'Cause Hitler started World War II, and then my granddad went to fight the Nazis in Africa, and the English army paid my granddad using the money they raised from taxpayers who— I don't know.

And then they'll do all these mental gymnastics to try and support what they're saying, to support their argument.

Never ever would genuine haters— and not the trolls, I'm talking about the people who really are leaving hate comments—

they would never back down and say, oh, sorry, I didn't realize that, Daniel, I was wrong. They'll just come up with more stupid points to use against me.

There's this one comment on my old video about living with my mum, and he was, he was saying In most cases, it's fine when people live with their parents and they help around the house, but you are a disgusting pile of garbage because you don't help and you don't contribute and you don't pay any money and blah

blah blah. It was all wrong. I do help. I do clean. I do pay my mum some money.

I don't clean the whole house because I don't use the whole house. Why should I clean the whole house if I don't use it? If the whole house is messy and I'm not in the whole house, then it's because someone else made the mess, and why should I clean up someone else's mess? If I make a mess,

I'll clean up my own mess.

I'm not going around the house like a maid.

Cleaning the whole house, it's not my job.

See if there's any new hate comments.

I wonder when the next— what the next insult would be. The whole leech stuff hasn't really— has kind of died down recently.

Hmm, doesn't seem too bad. Most people's comments are getting automatically deleted, not by me, but by YouTube, the comment thing.

I see them on notifications, I click it, and then it says comment removed.

It gives me something to talk about. I don't really know what to talk about otherwise. It's nice having nice comments, but I'm not gonna go on a rant about a nice comment for ages. I've got nothing to say apart from Oh, that's nice. That's nice of you to say.

But when I've got nothing to complain about, I kind of don't know what to talk about.

Do you only respond to the negative comments? But there's nothing to say to the comment— the positive comments. What am I supposed to say to a positive comment?

Like this one says, love you.

What do I say? Love you back? I love you too? Thanks? I just press the heart button. There's not really anything to say about it. I can't say, you don't love me, you're just saying that because you like my videos, but you don't actually love me like a lover would love someone. What am I supposed to talk

about? It's just a nice comment.

I want to write this community post. It's going to sound really cringy. I'm going to try and make it sound serious. I want to say, um, I'm putting my foot down. From now on, I'm starting a 2-strike system based on your behavior. One strike and you'll get a warning. Second strike, if you step out of line, I

will put my foot down and ban you. So if anyone can't follow my rules in my channel, then tell me now so I can ban you now. Can you imagine how triggered that will make the trolls and the haters? That'd be pretty funny.

From today onwards, I am starting a 2-strike system where disgusting, vile people will be banned I am no longer standing for this bullying. I'm putting my foot down.

Make it sound really, really serious sounding,

like I mean business.

If you don't think you can keep in line and behave like a decent human being, I will ban you so fast.

It's also fun to troll the trolls, troll the haters like that.

I do it when I get bored of something to talk about.

It's like when Joey and Rachel nearly had a thing and then it got awkward and they started avoiding each other until Rachel made up a story about her boss buying her baby.

And then Joey and Rachel started talking again because they had something to talk about. Sometimes you have nothing to talk about and then you have to make up some kind of problem.

Yeah, I'd probably have to ban everyone. I could write like a list of things that if you say, I'll ban you. So just go on, I dare you to say it now. I bet everyone's just going to be spamming it in the comments.

Here's how to get banned: mention my channel dying, mention me not paying tax. Mention cheating. They will be spamming it in the comments, won't they?

So predictable.

They think they can out-troll me.

That's what Wings of Redemption does. I've never actually watched him. He just looks like a fat guy who plays COD.

Is he really that popular though? I heard people talk about him a lot, but he doesn't seem big.

Is that what he does for a job?

Some of these YouTubers, even I'm wondering, is that what they do for their living? Like Copper Cab, what does he do? Surely his YouTube channel doesn't fund his life, but then if it doesn't, what else does he do? I can't imagine him— maybe he's got like a normal job where he drives a truck.

He was really big in early 2010s. He would do these gingers have souls rants, and it was all just pure trolling. He would just scream into the camera, but now he only does live streaming, but they only get a couple thousand views.

That's what they do when your channel's dead and you don't know what to do, then you just do streams. It's like the easy lazy way,

because when a stream gets the same views as videos you put effort into making, then you feel like, what's the point of doing videos if it's getting the same as a stream? I could do a stream, get 10K views just for sitting here drinking beer, or I could stress out all day about a topic idea and then

filming it and editing it and then it gets same or less views, then what's the point?

I used to prioritize videos because they would get 40k views, 50k views, and then streams would usually get less. But now streams get more in some cases.

I guess videos still grow the channel. I still get new subs and stuff from my old videos, like the capsule hotel. The Korean videos attract new viewers, but maybe that's why people unsub. They find the channel from my old videos in Korea and then they see, oh, he's not in Korea anymore, unsub.

My channel's all over the place.

Half my channel's about Japan, half it's about Korea, and then half of it is like illustrated story times, and half of it is dating and girlfriends.

It's just so random.

Well, I think I'm going to go to bed. It's 4— 4 AM in the morning. I don't know why people got triggered whenever I said that as well. I used to say 4 AM in the morning, 2 PM in the afternoon.

It's not that weird, is it? I thought it was pretty normal to say

4 AM in the morning, not the afternoon.

I also really find it annoying when people keep telling me to do ASMR. They keep saying, you've got a really nice voice, why don't you do ASMR? But you just know if I made a video titled ASMR, it's not going to get views, is it? Maybe I could try one, do a livestream and call it ASMR talking

you to sleep. ASMR storytime, 5 hours long. It's just me rambling like I usually do. Maybe it would get views. Do you think I should try?

I just feel like if I title the livestream ASMR anything, my regular viewers aren't going to watch it.

They'll think, oh, boring ASMR, no drama.

Maybe I'll try on the second channel, just do like an experiment, title the stream ASMR stream, see if it gets any

ASMR viewers. That'd be cool. Imagine it goes viral and then I'll just change the whole Chef Daniel channel to ASMR Storytime,

like Gimme a Break Man did. He changed his Gimme a Flake Man second channel to ASMR Sounds of Japan just because he got a few virals. For doing ASMR.

But you see, that's what I'm talking about. You get a viral on one video, you got to stick to that kind of content to keep them watching. So Gimme a Break Man got a viral on an ASMR video. He made the whole focus of the channel about ASMR, which was the right thing to do,

cuz that's what keeps them coming back. All the people that found the channel found it because of ASMR, not because of anything else.

I wish I could go back in time and rethink my strategy. If I went viral for my Why I Hate Living in Japan video, I should have made the whole channel about Japan. Instead, I started making weird stuff like I've Got Social Anxiety or I jerked off to my ex-girlfriend's pictures, or I got bullied at school. I

guess getting bullied at school is kind of in theme with it, with the why I have no friends. I should have kept to Japan stuff. The channel blew up because of my Japan video. Why didn't I make it all about Japan?

I didn't understand how it works at the time.

I thought my whole channel was blowing up, but it was just a couple videos.

Did I fix my computer? Yes, I did. I'm a genius.

All it took was a new power supply.

Took out the old one, put in a new one, plugged it all in.

It's quite cool how a computer is like a body. You've got the power supply, which I think is like the heart. It pumps the electricity around the system like blood.

And then you've got the CPU, which is like the brains. Processes the data. And then you've got the graphics card. It's like— what's the graphics card?

It's like the visual part of the brain where your vision comes from. And you've got the monitor, which is like the eyes. You've got the speakers, they're like the ears.

And you've got the—

what

else do you have? You have the SSD and the hard drives, like the memory, memory banks.

Who told you replacing this power supply would fix Just some people on Discord. It's a good thing about having a Discord server, you can ask people stuff and usually someone knows how to fix it.

Yeah, microphones like the ears because it takes in the sound.

RAM and hard drive SSD is like the memories, where your memories are stored. And then you've got the case, that's like the skeleton, protects everything.

And you've got,

you've got the fans. The fans

cool the system down,

pushes out hot air. What's that like? It's like the anus farting, maybe. I don't know. Bodies don't really have a fan. They have sweat that cools you down.

What is your willy on the PC?

Um, what would be a penis? I don't know, computers don't really have babies.

USB stick, it's like a detachable penis you can load. Yeah, yeah, USB stick is the penis because you load files onto it, like genetic data, and you can transfer the files onto another computer system. It's like a detachable penis. You take it off and you plug it into a hole on another computer.

Yeah, that's a good one.

You would need a double-ended USB stick. So it plugs into 2 computers at the same time

so you can transfer data over.

It's funny.

Power supply is definitely the heart with the cables, they're like the veins.

Yeah, I'm quite proud of myself. I fixed my computer.

Quite a cheap fix, £60 power supply. Didn't have to buy a £1,000 laptop. I nearly bought a laptop that cost £1,500. And it was way too powerful for what I do. I don't need an RTX 3000. I don't need 32GB of

RAM. It seems like the graphics card was fine. Didn't need a new graphics card. It's just weird why the power supply was causing the problem.

But my old power supply was full of dust that I didn't realize. Didn't notice it until I took the whole thing out,

but it was just caked in dust. Maybe I didn't even have to buy a new power supply.

Yeah, I still might have to buy a laptop when I travel. I just don't think I can survive without Rainbow Six. It's like my comfort blanket when I'm feeling sad and lonely. I've always got Rainbow Six there to give me a warm hug.

The heating is now fixed and the shower works. Everything works now.

It was really annoying though because the electrician guy, the plumber guy, would be knocking on my bedroom door at 9 AM in the morning. And 9 AM in the morning, I'm still asleep and I usually have my pants down and I'm really hard and I want to jerk off. So I hear the knock on the door, I

quickly have to pull my pants up. And then I have to go and open the door,

and I just want to go to bed. One time I just pretended I'm asleep, and he just came into my room, and I just pretended I was sleeping.

Couldn't be bothered. Then he knocked my lightsaber over. See, I had my lightsaber on the desk standing up. He knocked it over.

He must think my room stinks. My room must smell really bad. Can you imagine he walks in here and he's just like hit in the face with the smell of cum and coffee, pot noodle crisps. It must smell terrible. I vented it a few days ago. I left the window open.

A bit embarrassing. I've got my boxer shorts around my dumbbells. There are tissues on the floor. There's a mess over there, all the cables.

It's like a teenager's room. He probably thinks I'm a teenager. People are pretty shocked if they find out I'm 32.

For.

But I'm glad it's over. I hate being disturbed, especially in the morning when I'm sleeping.

Yeah, I need to wash my bed again. It's been a few months since I changed my bedsheets.

I need to change my duvet, bedsheet. Hello cover.

I hate my bed. The bed sheet keeps coming off like that.

It doesn't stay in place.

I changed it around March, first time this year. I think maybe March or April. I've got to change it again.

Check my pimple. Look, you can see it

getting bigger. I've got one here too. No, and one there. You can even see it with the low lighting.

It hurts. It hurts when I talk.

Look, one here and one there.

It's so red.

Oh, how am I 32 and I still get bloody pimples? I thought only teenagers got them.

I bet when I get to the age where I stop getting pimples, something else would happen, like I start going bald or I start getting gray hair. I bet you anything that's what's going to happen. My main problem is the stupid pimples.

I bet the pimples stop coming when I'm about 40, and then I start going bald.

I still have black hair.

I'm scared. I don't want to get old.

No, I'm just going to get older and older from now. Imagine what Chihiro feels like becoming 40. Imagine how sad I'll be when I hit 40. It's only 8 years away. I'll be like this. No, I'm 40. I'm gonna die.

Imagine how bad I'm gonna look when I'm 40.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm 32 now.

There's only 8 years to go.

Well, when I'm 40, Chihiro will be 48. She'll be nearly 50.

Ah, so depressing getting old.

Some men look better as they get older,

usually really dorky looking guys

like Alfie Deyes. Looked like a massive dweeb when he was young, but he looks pretty cool now. He's got like a manly face, he's got a beard, like he's fleshed out. He looked like an utter dweeb loser when he was on YouTube in the beginning.

PewDiePie looks a lot better now as well.

But I can't grow a beard.

A lot of these guys look better because they look good with a beard and they can grow a beard. I'd look weird with a beard. Imagine me with a full beard.

Also, my face is getting chubby.

I don't remember my face being so chubby.

Why am I getting fat? But even my stomach seems a bit fat now.

Maybe it's all the beer and pot noodle.

Look, when I sit down, it's like chubby. Didn't used to be like this.

Look at that.

What's that? Better do some weightlifting.

Oh, these fucking weights.

4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9,

10,

11.

12. Oh, I hate this stupid nut, keeps getting loose. I'm gonna tighten it up every time.

Check out my muscles.

Muscle. Okay, left arm.

4,

5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

Oh, I can do 14!

Wow, see, getting stronger. I can do 14. When I got home in January, I couldn't even do 1.

It's 11 kg.

11.

Heaven. Look at my forearm getting thick.

Remember when I did the weightlifting videos trying to win Mila back? That was iconic.

Remember I did the body transformation? Only got 30k views. Rubbish. Other people do stuff like that, they get a million views, viral. They do a before and after. I even used Photoshop to make my bicep look bigger. No one noticed.

Mira liked it, I guess.

Thought I had a good positive attitude,

becoming a better person.

Remember I was lifting the chair? I was lifting the chair like this and I had that funny music.

Back in the day when I could get views.

That was quite a nice video though. Funny, good music, good editing.

I do leg exercise when I play football.

Funny, it was only last year,

only last year I could get 30, 40K views. From my fake job videos. Maybe I should do more my channel is dying clickbait, more I'm quitting YouTube clickbait.

This is annoying cuz when I actually do self-improvement, no one cares.

Look at my muscle. See, I am getting stronger,

and no one actually cares when I do it for real.

Can lift 11 kg 10 times.

Everyone's so negative all the time about me, say, oh, Daniel's lazy. He doesn't do this and he doesn't do that. When I learned how to fix my computer, I took apart my graphics card,

did exercise, did football every day for hours, and still people were saying stuff like, Daniel just plays Rainbow Six all day, what a loser.

I feel like I do lots of stuff that I don't get credit for,

like learning how to invest and researching companies and putting effort into doing illustrations for the videos and putting effort into my elaborate fake video. Buying that suit and tie just for the character.

Isn't it 5 AM? It's only 4. The birds are waking up. I usually sleep— I can't get to sleep until about 5. Finally, I fall asleep around 5.

And then I wake up around 2. Look, this is my new graphics card. I mean, my new power supply. It's a brand— looks like it says arse.

It's got my address on it, better not show it.

Look, my sex doll's in there. Isn't it funny? It's still there. It's probably growing all kinds of bacteria.

On it by now.

The video that went viral last time.

It even went viral on Facebook.

There's that guy Tosh Zero. He has a big Facebook page. He shared it on his page and then about 5,000 people reacted to it. Still not enough to make me go viral.

I thought you cut it up. That was the one in Japan. I've got one at home here as well.

It's just kind of sad. People loved that sex doll series and they were making it into a meme. It was pretty memeable. The greatest love story ever told. Why are my sex dolls better than women. Why my sex doll gave me an STD. Maybe I should have milked it more. Why I'm breaking up with my sex doll.

I wonder if it's too late now.

I could do why I don't use my sex doll anymore. If you remember 2019, I talked about having a sex doll. I have to say love doll, not sex doll.

Update on my Love doll. Why I don't use it anymore.

Look, this is my merch. These are my red panties.

Do you like them? It's got Father Christmas.

I'm not sure where I put Mila's panties. I lost them. I don't really want to go down that road. I think I don't want to sexualize Mila and jerk off on her panties. I want to keep Mila in my memories as like a sweet memory, love and romance. I don't want to turn it into filth. You know,

I could do that, just like turn her into like a sex object to jerk off over, but I feel like that's kind of weird. I don't want to taint my loving memories of

her. Well, I'll probably go to bed now, so good night. See you next time, probably on YouTube.

Next stream, I want to do a main channel stream.

Bye.