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Testing, testing. Okay. Uh, so what do I do? I get the label. I nearly broke my setup. 'cause then I had to switch back to my other server and I forgot how to put in the address. I go our post office. Let's see. And need to research. Still didn't get my kick money. Where's my god damn kick money. I thought I'd get it last night, overnight. Midnight. God, the banking app sucks so much. Why does it not open? No, I still don't have my kick money. You're supposed to be giving me 1,400 pounds. Where is it? Okay. Post office. Post office. Post office. It says it is open and I'll get to co-op. So if I, if it's full parking, oh god. Stupid. So if it's full, I drive, I drive into it if it's empty. But if it's full, I carry on past. Uh, I dunno how to get to co-op from the post office without my maps. Uh, really, really, if the post office is full and I can't stop there. I don't know how to get the court straight road up here. But I turn left and then I turn right. It looks weird. Post office is there and I go here and I go, oh. And I like driving without my sat nav on. I go, I turn left and then I turn right. Hopefully there's room outside of the post office. I, I just hope I haven't broke my setup. Okay, let's get ready, let's get a stupid box. Uh, I get a stupid box to the post office. Hope that they can send it. Hope they can print my label. Everything's hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope. This, I hope that in the original box, I probably chucked it out last. My mom's definitely gotten rid of it or burned it. There's no way the original box is still there. I'm not getting my mom to send me my box. I definitely would've just chucked the box out. 'cause why would I keep it? I wouldn't expect this stupid monitor's gonna break. I would've thought I'm gonna be using this monitor for years and years and decades. Decades to come. I am not using the Nighthawk today for some reason. I can't get it to work. Turn it off and on. And it's detecting on the network. When I click it, it says cannot connect, sign in. So I press a sign in button and then nothing happens. There's no sign in login page or anything. I don't even think the Bella box. I mean I don't even think the Nighthawk makes any difference anyway, so I'm gonna send it back. It says UPS is coming. Yeah. Okay. Well, like they were supposed to come for the switch too. I dunno what to do. Like today's Friday, fucking UPS still hasn't come. I still got the switch too. And now, well then, so another UPS guy. So the night hawk, oh yeah, sure. That's really gonna come, isn't it? Now I got two things that are 800 pounds in total. I don't want either of them. And then the Bella box, I was trying to set up the Bella box this morning and I got it connected to the computer and I did the cloud thing and I set it up. Um, and you go enter your stream id, I kept putting in like different stream IDs and I couldn't get anything to work. It kept saying invalid stream id. So I don't know what the fuck kind of stream Id I got put in. And I tried connecting to stream labs and I, I probably didn't work so I couldn't be bothered to give up. Let's try again. When the, the metric guy is online, all try let think, let think, let think. Lemme think. I don't even think I need a battery bank. They're not gonna be out long. Basically just need to go to the post office and then I need to go to co-op and get sugar and chips. Okay, get this. I probably still gotta put the back seat down to fit it in. But then I can't mount the camera 'cause I mount the camera on the backseat. So put the camera somewhere else I guess. Uh, Craig gonna go. I guess I gotta put the server on. Hold on. Oh my god. Now this stupid app doesn't work. Fucking hell. I set it up before the stream started and it was fine. Why does everything go wrong? It's like you get something new and then you try to set it up and it doesn't work. So you try to go back to the previous setup and now you've messed up the previous setup. I swear it worked. Oh, I know why. It's 'cause I turned off the wifi. But then why isn't it working from, from the what? Oh my god. I understand. Connections. Uh, should stress out. Try and sort this all out mode server. Unless I use by phone. iPhone as a hot spot. Oh, I've got dunno. Hold on. Where is it? Oh wow. Thanks. Have you ever fallen enough with a prostitute that you figured No. I know why the speaker's like that. Oh God. I know how to fix this Fucking hell Connection server. It's like it. Maybe I restart my phone. Hold on. Oh God. Ira Pro. It won't work when I've turned the wifi off and using data. Uh, I wish I just did. Oh, I wish I just didn't fiddle with anything and did the post office thing first. I dunno what I've done to my settings now I, whilst I've turned something off timeout, starting bonding connection. Please check. You have internet Ensure no VPN I'm not using a VPN bonding connections server connections data is on. I don't know. Um, fucking hell no. I think I've broken something and have no idea what. Hmm. I use my iPhone as a hot spot. Maybe. No way. The internet doesn't work at all. Oh God. What if I take the SIM out and put it back in again? Oh, this is the Shites dream ever. I can't get a damn thing to work. Huh? No one's helping me. Oh God. I put the Vodafone sim in the Samsung and it says 4G but I got no connection mobile data SIM one is it? 'cause I switched the SIM into it and it's now got a slight update. Something. It looks like you've swapped your SIM or updated software. If you want to continue using data, update your a PN settings. You should receive them shortly. I don't receive anything. Yeah, I tried restarting the phone. All I did was put the SIM back into the Samsung from the Vodafone. Never had this problem before. Usually I can put Sims in and out and it will just work straight away. How long does it take? Network mode sim one Auto connect network operators access point names. Vodafone says Vodafone. Uh, maybe I just use my iPhone SIM as a hotspot. Yeah, iPhone works. Airplane mode. I wanna get to the post office. They're gonna get busy. I don't know. I put the Vodafone sim into the Samsung and it says 4G but there's, it doesn't connect to the internet. Says not connected. No, I don't have the flip ZI got rid of it last year. Uh uh. I don't know. I'm gonna have to use the iPhone as a hotspot. I guess I got one last idea. I'm gonna try switching the sims in the slot. They're in in the dual sim thing. Do do. Wow. This is such a great stream, isn't it? Now see if it works. Settings, connections. Sim card manager. Mobile data SIM two. Yeah. Looks like no internet still. Mm. Okay. I dunno how to fix it. I'm gonna to use the iPhone as a hotspot. I'll go. Hold on. Mobile hotspot on. I can't get a sim card in my Samsung to work now. I'll try. Okay. I think it's gonna work. It's gonna work. Okay. Is it working? I testing. Testing. Okay. Is it working? Testing. Testing. Okay. It's working. All right. So bit of noise isn't it? Um, where's my backpack? Ice? Yeah, we're going to the post office. Uh, battery only charged 50% after four day charging. I found out the backpacks gonna fall over. I hope the package still gonna fall over too. The camera might fall. I don't know. Whatever. 23 minutes. I got my wallet, got my money. What else do I need? I've got the label on my phone there. Let's go. Uh, I've got my phone. Got charger. Okay, let's go back to Oak Hampton again. Phone's gonna fall, isn't it? Oh my God. So try and turn slowly. Hello? Oh no. Uh, sorry guys. You're gonna have to <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> Hello. I'd like to send this box. Is it okay? Like this? What are we doing with this one? Uh, I want to send this to Amazon. And what do we have in there? Uh, monitor, computer monitor. So this is, is it already broken? Uh, yeah. So going for repair is going to the way it is going to impact. Yeah. Not very good. Yeah. <laugh>. So break mode. Yeah. Uh, I think it's quite secure. That's what you think is clear And it is monitor inside. Yeah, it's already broken. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're saying it is going for repair? Yeah. So it might break even further. Um, then they might not be able to repair it. Yeah. <laugh> I think it's fine. Want me to make it bigger? Okay. Yeah. So what, what do you have there? Um, I need to print this label. Can I print it here? No, unfortunately not. No. We'll have to maybe go to the, what we call shop. Ah, next to the white hat hotel he can print for you. Okay. You need to stick onto that. And it's not a free label so need to be paid for as well. Okay? Okay. Um, can I leave this here and get the label? Do you want me to get it off the email? Last time I left somebody left here. It was here for two months. Ah, okay. And then I had to take it to their house. Oh, okay. So I don't want to take it. Okay. Okay, I'll take it then. Yeah. Um, do you think the bad reviews of a guy being rude? They think he's rude 'cause he speaks like that but that's just how he speaks. I dunno what to do now. Can't be bothered to be honest. Um, I put it back in the car for now. I dunno what to do with this Photoshop. Oh my god. You guys just buy a printer? Fucking fucking shit day. Oh, oh, oh. Fucking hell. Uh, my fuck. Why can't they print a label? Me in post office not having fucking printer. Huh uh I dunno. Stupid phone keeps falling out. Oh my god. I keep accidentally pressing the fucking mute button. Oh. I dunno what to do. Accidentally pressing the fucking mute button first. I can't get the nighthawk to work and then I can't get the sim card to work in the phone. Now the stupid post office doesn't have a printer. Said I'm parking in. Someone's in front someone's house. I think we go to co-op. I shouldn't be sitting in front of someone's parking spot, but they're all full up in front of the post office. Oh my god, this is so fucking annoying. How the hell did I get to the co-op? Either I park in the co-op and look for the Photoshop, print the label and then bring the box back to the post office. Oh my God. Now how am I gonna get out this sitting hole? Um, how am I gonna get out? Let's talk. Okay, now I need to do a u-turn. I do a u-turn here. Why can I do a U-turn? I do a u-turn here maybe. Um, okay. Better not be a one way street. No it wasn't. 'cause those cars came. Okay, now I'll go to the co-op. Oh God. Oh dang. I didn't bring any drink. I can't believe don't have a printer in the post office. What the hell? I I think the bad reviews they're saying he's rude. Just 'cause he's Indian. And that's just what Indian people speak like, very blunt. I reckon that's why there's a lot of reviews saying he's rude. I didn't think it was rude. I I should probably buy parking as well. Could take two hours. Uh, there's so many people it looks like it's full. I Okay. Lemme think what Doing didn't do anything unless I can get it done within an hour. The ticket machine's not working. I my car. Yeah. One hour half 11. Where's the photo shop? There? I, I'm pulling up. I just wanna check to see if he's computer. You know what? I'm just gonna buy a printer and go home. Uh, I can't deal with this. I'm gone. I, oh god. I can't be the stream is lagging. Like fuck. 'cause I don't know why Photoshop sensor. I think I'm just gonna buy print on Amazon. This is so stupid. They're like 20 pounds on Amazon, aren't they? The 40 pounds per printer? Yeah. I'm just gonna buy a printer. <silence> They don't have fucking chips in the co-op. Oh my god. Streams lagging like crazy. I couldn't get the stupid label and there's no fucking chips in the co-op completely wasted my day. I walked all around the co-op. The only frozen food they got is the meat and no chips. I'm going home. Fucking shit. I don't care. I'm going home. Fuck this fucking hell Fucking worst day ever. Stupid post office doesn't have a printer car ticket machine doesn't work. What the fuck is this? What the actual fuck? I'm going home. Ugh. Wasted the whole trip. I didn't achieve anything. Oh my fucking God. And look at the fucking internet stream. I'm at a rage. No, I'm going home. There's too many things going wrong. I don't trust today. Today's curse today is so cursed. I can't believe they don't have a printer at the post office. Insane. Why is the stream lagging so fucking much? Oh, I hate streaming. I need to just buy a printer. This is so stupid. Returning all this stuff. I need a printer. Hi. We go home. Rethink everything. A failure streams. So like a, a post office. I dunno why they don't have chips at the supermarket. I don't know why the carpark ticketing machine doesn't work. Oh my, I know why my fucking sim card doesn't work. I don't know why the night pole won't turn on. Why the fuck is everything so annoying? <silence> <silence> Testing. I dunno why everything's going wrong today. I really, really dunno what is going on today. Because the stream was set to watch party. I didn't make any money because you can't make income on just watching. I, I really dunno what's going on today guys. Really? I really dunno what's going on. Why the fuck was the stream set to just a watch party? I really, I really dunno what's going on today guys. I didn't make any money for that guys. How long was the stream set to watch party? That means to make up for the loss that I didn't make any money. So I'm gonna have to stream an extra two hours to make up for it. I I already, what's going on today? Everything's going wrong. I really dunno. And now this stupid app's lagging. Oh my god. Everything's fucking going wrong today. Oh my God. I dunno why this fucking lemme reset wifi. Is it better now? Yeah, I don't, I dunno. Why, why did the fucking category change to watch party? I didn't do it. It was like automatically changed to watch party maybe, I don't know. Like maybe someone changed it or there's like an ai 'cause it was like a black screen 'cause the phone fell down. It doesn't say mod actions did anything. I don't even Can mods change the category of the stream? Mods can change the category. Oh. And we didn't have a single mod online to change it. Oh my god. Who the fuck changed it also, the stream colonies rubbish without the night hawk. Oh well I, I don't know what to do. I really need to write down all the problems onto the whiteboard. This, there's just so many problems I don't even know what to do. Okay, monitor return. No. Label number two. Nighthawk. L number three. Stream category. Why did it fucking change? No chips in a unknown car. Park the machine. Jesus Christ. I don't know how a day could go so wrong. I really don't know how everything can go wrong so badly. Wait, do I get the monitor out the car or should I just leave in there? Oh, I get the monitor out. Yes. And then I got my car again. For some reason. Only Charles halfway. All right. Testing should have packed the monitor correctly. Uh, wrong gunner. You fucking moron. The guy said it was packed fine. Second. No, there's no QR code. The post office couldn't print the label. You fucking retard. I can't. That stupid chat keeps moving even though I'm reading it. Go to the next one. No, I'm not going to another supermarket just to get chips. Oh my God, you're such a fucking moron gunner. Like everything you just said is wrong. Where's the apology? Yeah, the Indian guy said it doesn't look good. It might get further damaged. He didn't say he wouldn't send it. I said it's fine. He didn't say he wouldn't send it though, did he? He said he would send it. So how was he saying that he wouldn't send it? Why are you, why are you lying gunner? Why are you saying he wouldn't send it? Well he didn't say he wouldn't send it. He never said anything about not sending it or it's not properly packaged. He just said it didn't look very secure. And I said it's fine. He just said he couldn't print the label. He didn't say he couldn't send a package. No. You said should have packed the monitor properly. Why? How would packing the monitor properly have made any difference? How would it have made any difference? Where's my iPhone? Packing the monitor properly would've made zero difference. It would not have made a difference. He still wouldn't have been able to pack to send it 'cause there was no label. I could have packed it perfectly but if there's no label, he couldn't send it. Keep your stream to IL just chatting. I did. I didn't even change it. It changed on its own. It it changed on its own and it turned off income and now I turn it back on. It can change on its own. Really? What the fuck is that for then now the whole stream. I didn't make any money. Yeah maybe 'cause it was black for so long. That's my only guess. I don't know why I can't change the category from my phone. I should have phoned up in advance if they could print a label and he wasn't very helpful. Like I mean he seemed like he didn't really wanna deal with it. Didn't even let me leave the pastoral there. I think post women's coming, I got mail. Oh God. The chat is really annoying 'cause I'm trying to read the chat and scroll up and every time there's a new chat it automatically pings back to the newest chat. Oh God. I'm so stressed out. I do pop out chat and it still does it but I scroll up and I'm trying to read the older messages and get a new message and it just pings back down to the newest one. Okay. So I'll try and get the night hawk to work again. The stream lagged so much without the night hawk. Uh, yeah. Anyway, so packing the package properly was not an issue. He would've sent it. He didn't say he wouldn't send it. So I need to get a printer and then I'm gonna have to pay like 30 pounds for postage. This is drive me crazy. And then I couldn't, I couldn't buy the car park ticket. The car park ticket didn't work. I did it twice. I entered my registration, I did my swipe to pay. It said please wait. And then it just said transaction canceled one. I don't know what's this monitor? I really, I really don't know. It is gonna cost almost a hundred pounds to get a printer and then to actually buy the print the postage. I might as well just buy a new one. Oh, shut up. Ghana Indian people are the most straight talking people in the world. You think? You think Indian people are doing subtle nuances and read between the lines. You're a fucking moron. Indian people are the most straight talking no nonsense people. If they don't wanna send it, they won't send it. You think he's gonna be like oh hmm hmm I guess we could send it. No, he's just gonna say no we can't send it. You obviously have no interactions with Indian people ever, but Indian people don't bullshit around. Fuck you talking about ti You're the fucking autistic one Gunner. You stupid fucking more. He would've sent it if I had the label. You think Asian people, Indians and Chinese people do the whole read between? Yeah. Maybe Japanese and English. Not bloody Indian people. Okay. Will package be accepted at the post office? Yes, they did accept it. I just, they didn't say no we cannot send it. I couldn't send it 'cause they didn't have a label. Not because the package wasn't accepted. So I would say, um, will package be accepted? I'd say it was accepted. They didn't say they wouldn't send it. So I'm saying yes. Oh, now you're just changing the topic gunna. Okay, your banned is just being a prick on purpose. Now timeout. One week timeout. See you in a week prick. Now you're just flip flopping around different points, making irrelevant. Point to irrelevant points point. So you band fuck off. Just wasting my time. I don't have time. Waste my breath on your stupid comments. I've got so many problems to deal with right now and you're not helping and you're just pissing me off. Okay, so first of all, I wanna put the Vodafone Sim back into the Nighthawk since I can't get the sim to work in the phone. All right. So I put the five, I put the Vodafone sim back in the Night Hawk. I don't know why it won't work in the phone. I plug in the night hawk. All right. And now I'm gonna buy a printer. I'm not walking around town looking for stupid camera shops to print a stupid label. Uh, now I'm gonna also gotta cancel. I don't think I'm gonna return Nighthawk then unless I can get, if I can't get working again. Okay, 250 pound laser printer or 40 pound HP desk jet Perfect for home printer might get a black one. Canon Pixer TS 3, 3 50 series. Lemme ask AI if it's good. We're gonna bash out all these problems that today. What the fuck was today guys? What the fuck was that? Every single thing failed. I swear I saw the post lady go in front of my door, but there's nothing there. Weird. Um, yeah I was thinking of going to the Photoshop but then I couldn't buy a parking ticket and I didn't feel like I could do it all within an hour. And then I just, I don't know, gave up. I'm not gonna fine in the car park. See if this is good. Is this good for printing Amazon return labels? Yes. Okay, I'll buy that. Whatever. Who cares? So I need to buy paper as well. Oh, I got a seven pound 90 voucher. Does it come with paper? It's not gonna be one use. I might return stuff in the future, won't I? I can't believe post office doesn't have a printer. What? Well, even the hell, I'm getting the canon pixma inkjet. I gotta buy. Do I have to buy ink with it? Oh my god. 28 pounds for ink. Oh well pay nearly a hundred pounds for fucking printer paper and ink. Get brother HL What is that name of the printer? It usually comes with ink. Okay, now what's wrong with this canon? It is inkjet. It says LCD display. What's wrong with inkjet? Laser Jet printer. Laser jet. Oh but they're so expensive. A hundred pounds. I'm not getting that. Is Ink jet fine for labels? Why would it not be fine? Says yes. Inkjet printer is totally fine for labels, especially for Amazon also. I still don't have my fucking kick money. Where the hell's my money? The bank app never works. On the first time I got forced clothes in, open it again. I changed my um, payout to Revolut. I was sick and tired of Nationwide. Look, the app doesn't even open. Fucking useless thing. Look, the app doesn't open. I still don't have my money. UK banks are not closed on American Independence Day. Okay? I'm only gonna get the pixma. A eight pound coupon money comes from USA. Yeah. And it was sent on the second. No, it was actually sent out on the 1st of July. So I don't know why it's taking three days. Surely my bank has the money now. Oh God. Oh God. Uh, let's do, now I'm scared if I get the printer it's gonna be rubbish and then I gotta send the printer back and then I need a label to print to send the printer back. Oh my god. That fucking drive me nuts. I can't believe this. It says box contents, ink cartridges, power cord. So it comes with ink. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, add to basket. Where's that? Cat? Cat's still there? Cat's still sleeping on the floor again. I've already got loads of USB cables. It's fine. Okay. Uh, I need paper as well. A four paper, seven pounds. Uh, the ball scare. Oh no, my fucking money's out. I haven't even been paid by kick and I'm already an overdraft of 550 pounds. Well, what am I gonna do? I can't, I can't park in co-op 'cause a ticket machine doesn't work. I don't even know where the Photoshop is. What if I go to a Photoshop and they're like, oh, 10 pounds please. I might as well just buy a printer. It pretty cost like five pounds for them to print me something and I gotta walk all the way to the Photoshop and all the way back to the carpark and then I've gotta try and find 'em somewhere to park in front of the post office where it wasn't anywhere to park. So I had to go down this shady alley and do a parallel park, which I did pretty well by the way, in front of someone's house. If they came back, they would've been pissed. They'd be like, what if I in my fucking fucking parking space, mate? Okay, 38 pounds. Hmm? Seven 30 buy now. Okay, printer. I bought the printer. That's done. Nighthawk Nighthawk is on. But last time I couldn't connect to it. Let me try connecting. You know, sometimes I just wish I was banned from Amazon. Just be done with all this stupid sending stuff back. Oh, now it works. I think I've got cellar tape coming today. No, no. The Night Hawk doesn't work. It says it's on. I try and connect to it and it's, it says it's connected but it doesn't actually work. Why? I dunno, I don't know. Like this stupid nighthawk, I don't understand why I can't connect to it. Maybe if I do forget network. Oh, oh no, it doesn't work. No, I can't set up the Bella box. It keeps saying invalid stream id and uh, the D guy said put in your ingest key. I dunno what that is. What the hell is an ingest key? Where do I find that? So I can't, can't set it up. Yeah, I mean why do I have to print off the label? Why couldn't I have just handwritten the label address? Like why, why do I, oh my God. I bet I could have just wr handwritten the address for Amazon and just bought a stamp. But I really don't wanna go back to that post office. The parking situation is stupid. I, yeah, there's a barcode for Amazon to scan, but there's like a serial number that they can manually enter as well. I dunno why I couldn't just say to the post office, uh, here's the address. Gimme a label. You, you, I mean, how, how do you buy a label at the post office and they print off the label. If they say they can't print a label, well how are they gonna sell labels then? I can't get the night. I don't understand why a night hawk doesn't work anymore. The cat's sitting on the beanbag. Oh he is so cute. <laugh>. I sitting on my beanbag. So I was testing out the Bella box with the Nighthawk and that was when the problem started. I, I don't know why the Bella Box would bust the Night Hawk. I mean the Bella Box is off now, so, oh God. The Night Hawk is on and it's got signal but my devices can't seem to be able to use it. I set, I tested the Bella box, I plugged it into my wifi and then I used a cloud server to access the settings. Yeah, I've already turned it off and on and I put the Vodafone sim into it. Now I've gotta stream an extra hour to make up for that hour loss. Where it set the category to it said watch Party, didn't it? It's now just chatting. Good. Now I need to find out if kick automatically changes. It can really change just chatting. Yeah, but it didn't say it was changed to watch Party. I'm hungry. Um, my kick stream changed to watch Party on its own and disabled my income. Why it do that? Automatic category detection or platform moderation triggers content detection algorithms kick may auto classify your stream based on what's on screen. If it detects copyright content, maybe it's the music. Maybe we'll stop playing music in the car or maybe I just stop doing car streams altogether. I don't know. I need to give up on this stupid fucking eye l stuff. Maybe I don't even get more viewers doing IRL anyway. I give up on everything. Go back to YouTube. Yeah, I think what happened is that it heard the music and sort black screen and it changed the category to just to watch party. That's probably why be right back screen. You're down for 30 minutes. Oh it was probably the drive there. It was really laggy wasn't it? I don't know. Everything's just broken out. Everything's fucked up. I can't get the fucking Nighthawk to work. I can't get the sim card to work on the phone. I just, I don't know anymore. I dunno. And now I've gotta move all the furniture back to how it was. Oh God. What if I put a different sim into the night hall? Maybe the Vodafone sim is the problem. Oh, I can't get it in My cat's just sleeping on my beanbag now. Did kick pay? No, I kept checking it all night last night. I, it's supposed to be getting $1,900. It is like I'm curse or something. Everything's just breaking and not working. I can't even open the banking app. Oh God. How can they make such a terrible app? No, I still don't have the money. I, okay, LaVar is on. Let me see if I can connect with, oh it works. There's something wrong with that. Vodafone sim then I, I don't know what, what's wrong with the Vos phone sim? I put the lab bar into the Nighthawk and now it works. Nighthawk, it seems like there's a problem with the Vodafone. I was using the Vodafone fine before ever since I've connect I connected the Vodafone to the Bella box and since then, oh ai I connected my vo phone sim to Bella box to test it. Since then, I can't use the Voda phone sim as a no since I can't use in my nighthawk or in my phone profile corruption Bella Box may have triggered a network handshake that confuses sims provisioning a PN or network lock. Your sim might be stuck on a custom AP PN or network mode that doesn't play nice with other devices. Vodafone may flagged the sim due to unusual usage bonding traffic or high data spikes or physical sim damage. Yeah. What Vodafone flagged it for weird usage. Well just 'cause I connected it to the Bella box. If Bella Box used aggressive bonding or custom routing, Vodafone might have silently restricted the sim. Some carriers don't like Sims being used in modems or encoders. Does Bella box brick sim cards? I don't know. Now I can't use my Vodafone sim Ever since I connected it to the bell box, it doesn't work anymore. Okay. Vodafone is in my phone. No, it doesn't work. There's no internet. It says four bars of 4G but it won't actually do anything. Mobile service? I don't know. I don't know. I think Bella box is probably the least of my problems right now. Okay. I've got the night hawk working again. At least put the lab bar into it. Okay. I can't believe they don't sell frozen chips at the co-op. That's insane. I don't think they had a frozen, frozen aisle. Okay. All right. No, I didn't ask. I didn't have time messing around asking people. I walked around the entire shop. There was no frozen chips or anything. It, they didn't even have frozen meat. It was just fresh meat in the meat section. There was like one aisle with um, like a fridge area and it was all just meat and there was no chips and it wasn't a freezer. It was like a fridge section. I don't know like, um, I don't want to do the driving stream bits anymore. If it's gonna like automatically switch to watch party and then I'm not gonna make any money. I'm, but I don't know how to start the stream from the location without my laptop. I gotta get like an app the way I can remotely control my laptop. This is all just getting so annoying. I I I really cannot be fucked anymore. I keep hearing weird sounds coming from outside as well. Well there aren't any mods on Lil Wade's Not here. Kerry B's never here. Marina, she's not here now. I can't, I don't wanna make any more mods 'cause I can't trust you. I feel like you're gonna switch onto watch party and then I won't notice and then I'm missing out on income. I don't think it's happened before. I think when it was showing me driving and not just a black screen or maybe 'cause the disconnected screen was so long. I don't know anymore. I don't know. I'm just thinking I can it with the IRL and people don't even find it interesting. I mean I could start the stream from the location if I don't use my server and I stream directly to Kick and the Bella box has bricked my sim card. I can't use my Vodafone sim card anymore. The projector of post women's coming on Saturday to pick it up. I don't know. Ever since I connected the Bella box to my SIM card, it doesn't work. I've put it in the Night hawk. I put it in my phone, I put it in the Samsung phone. It connects, but there's no internet. Like there's signal but there's no, it doesn't actually work. It doesn't do anything. Yeah, there's data. I'm pretty sure there's data. I could download the app. What do you think? There's no data. The cat's on the beanbag. Hmm. Now to find out how to log into my Vodafone account. I don't know my phone number. Oh God. It's a phone number. I don't know the phone number. Why did it not say what the phone number is in the phone? I dunno what the phone number is. Phone myself. <laugh>. I wanna rage and smash everything on my desk. Did I put it back in the Samsung? No. Then I dropped my sim card on the rug and it's, it's disappeared. Oh my God. <laugh>. Are you kidding me? It just vanished. What? Oh my God. I just dropped the sim card and just completely disappeared somewhere. I think I've actually been cursed. Uh, I'll try put it in here and it just fell down. I heard it go click. It's not in the tripod. Is it? What? Where did it go now? I lost my sim card. I need that one. It's not like it the tripod is it? I can't believe this unless it bounced. Surely I could feel it if I find it. It just bounced somewhere. <affirmative>. There's no way. Like for example, this is another sim card. If I dropped it on the rug, it would just go like this. Look, look. It's so easy to see it. But even if I try and hit it, yeah, you can't really feel it. But if you do that, I can't feel it at all. Isn't it gonna get all static on it? So if it's flat in here, I wouldn't be able to feel it. Fucking rug. Why did I get this stupid rug? What's that thick. I can't find my sim card. It is just vanished into the rug. Oh God. It was definitely around this area. And this is in the tripod. Somehow that sim card's really important. Oh God. I can't believe today. I'm actually gonna fucking rage in a minute. I don't get it. Look, if you just drop one, it will go like this and be pretty easy to see. Why would it disappear? Look, unless it's like that. Oh. Oh fuck. I thought that was it. Piece of paper. I know what today that sim card's really important. It's where my verification numbers go to. Oh God. So I can't check my data 'cause I can't log in to the Vodafone app 'cause I don't know my phone number and I can't send a text to my other phone number 'cause I just lost it in the rug. Oh my God. Oh. Oh I got it. <laugh>. I got you. Fucking little shit. Fucking got it. <laugh>. Yes. No, just kidding. <laugh>. I got it. Oh thank God. I thought I lost it. <laugh>. Jesus Christ. I can't believe that. It's like it just vanished. I've got it. Okay. Okay. We can turn the stay around. We can turn things around guys. Okay, first I'll send a text message to myself. Hi. I received a text message from the number. Okay, now I know the number. Hmm. Now I don't remember my password. Oh. Oh I'm in. I will enter a code. See this night, I mean Vodafone sim. Oh yeah, I ran out of data at zero megabytes of 20 gig. Oh my God. <laugh>. All that is 'cause I ran out of data <laugh>. Oh my God. I thought the Bella box bricks. My sim <laugh>. I'm just out of data. Oh god. Change plan I get. Okay I've got type and then phone number again. Oh my God I just typed it in. Why do I have to type it in again? Where's unlimited data? See my offers 30 pound pun bundle. You get a hundred gigabytes of data. What about unlimited data? Where's there no data? Uh, maybe I just get a hundred gigabyte one then. Or 80 pounds a month. Really? I've gotta write all this in the spreadsheet as well. Sorry, what? 38 pounds printer. 38 printer. What else did I get? A hundred gigabytes of data a month? 30 pounds. I'd use a hundred gigabytes so quickly. Why is there no unlimited data? I don't get it. My plan is the big value bundle change plan. I never type the phone number in again. Maybe this is a pay as you go sim. So they will, I don't see why they won't give it to me. It says sorry, we're making a few tweaks down for maintenance. Oh my god. Oh my god. Still don't have my kick money. Okay. So, hmm, let, let me think. Uh, don't care about the data to be honest that much right now I just buy that a 30 pound, a hundred gigabyte data thingy for now. What the F kick? What do you mean what happens? Kick It says sorry, we're making a few tweaks so I can't buy a bundle. Okay. I've got the 30 pound a hundred gigabyte bundle I think see if it actually works. Hmm. I don't know why I couldn't get a parking ticket. I tried it twice. Maybe my card had a problem but no. Um, yeah I think we're gonna cancel the return of the night hawk. I think the night hawk is is actually pretty good 'cause today's stream was so rubbish wasn't it? Without the nighthawk cancel return. Yeah I'd probably keep the nighthawk. Why would you need over an hour to print a label? 'cause number one, I dunno where the shop is. Number two, the stream is lagging like hell. So I didn't want to stream there. If the stream was lagging like hell, I can't get the bella box to work. I thought it bricked my sim but it didn't. Now I just paid 30 pounds for a hundred gigabyte top up all my kick money flying out the window and haven't even been paid. I've already spent 500 pounds in the first four days of July. Oh I get rid of projector 'cause I'm returning that. So yeah I get rid of the projector now I've got no chips. I'm gonna have to eat rice unless I go to Tesco. Now Nighthawk has um, stronger antennas. It can pick up signal and make it stronger than what the phone can do. I really wanted chips so I was gonna make steak tonight. Okay so the printer's coming tomorrow I'll print off the label and I dunno if I'm gonna go back to the Indian post office or try a different post office. No, I chucked all the potatoes 'cause they had weird things. They're getting all soft and squishy anyway, there was just too many. I couldn't eat them all. Yeah, don't send me more than one bag of potatoes 'cause I can't finish it fast enough. And I lost an hour of money 'cause the stream automatically switched to watch party and that turns off monetization. Tesco Whoosh. Isn't that more expensive? I don't know. I'm not really that bothered about chips. Oh God I need lunch. I need food. My biggest concern now is where the fuck is my kick money? They said I'll get it on the third. It is now the fourth and weekends tomorrow. So if it doesn't come today, it won't come until Monday. It's supposed to be getting paid every week. Last time I got paid was 27th of June, which was 3 4, 7 day. Wait what if it's been exactly seven days? Maybe today's the day. I'll get it Friday 27th of June. How many days ago exactly was Friday? 27th of June. Seven days ago. So it might come today because I'm expecting I get paid every seven days. Like clockwork. Yeah, I think Kick has sent the money. It's just my stupid bank. So I switched my bank to Revolut for next week's payments. 'cause Nationwide is shit. Only good thing about Nationwide is they got a generous overdraft. Where's my mother fucking money? Okay it it's P We will win back this day. I oh my God. Look at the cat. Hold on. The cat looks crazy easy. He is so cute. It looks so comfy. You're so peaceful. Hi. Don't get why someone would need more than an hour to print a label. I get why someone would need, because I didn't know where the shop was. I looked for the shop and I found a shop but it looked rubbish and it looked weird and they probably charged me like five pounds Anyway. So I thought I'm not gonna risk overseeing the car park and when I can't print off the parking ticket and then I can just, might as well just buy my own printer for 30 pounds instead of pay five pounds for the shop to print the printing label. And the stream was lagging and also the stupid stream category got changed to watch party. So I wasn't getting paid for any of it. So I thought fuck this, I'm going home. I dunno how to change the category back on my phone. How'd you do it? You can't do it. I need the dashboard. They don't seem to have a dashboard app. Uh, in the car. For some reason the stream got changed, the watch party, which means I don't make any money. And it got stuck on watch party the whole time I was there. So I thought what's the point of this? It, it might have taken like 20 minutes to walk to the Photoshop and 10 minutes to get it printed 20 minutes back. And then I've overstayed now I can get fined in the carpark and I couldn't print a ticket 'cause this stupid ticket machine wasn't working. Oh God. And then what I get to the Photoshop, they'll be like oh you gotta send a photo to our email. And I type in the email, oh I've got no internet. Oh no the stream's lagging. Oh no this and that. Oh I can't be bothered with it anymore and I'm fucking hell I wanna go home saying you had cam sex with moon. Uh, I don't know how they know that but kind of. Yeah and we had virtual sex. The library. What are you talking about? You can't go to the library to print stuff maybe in your country. Yeah, I don't know about this country. And I also dunno where that massive moth is. I trapped the massive moth in here last night. I don't know if it died or if it's still in here. Oh is that it? I think it died in the corner. Yeah, there it is. It looks bigger yesterday though. I swear it was bigger yesterday. Well anyway, I probably need a printer at some point. You know I actually wanted, I had this problem before with Sonny so I wanted to send this heater back this one. But you needed a printer so I had to try and get sunny to print it and then she did or she didn't. I can't. I remember taking, I took that heater to the post office in Burg. She said Oh you need a printer to print a label. We can't print it. So I had to get sunny to print it and then she printed it and then I took it back to the post office and then for some reason they couldn't scan the label ended up not returning it also, I dunno why when I locked my screen it shows a picture of my face when I unlock it. Why? Where's my hot girl? I dunno why. It's showing a picture of my face. Like I'm in love with myself. Got my face as my wallpaper. I don't think the car carpark has a parking app. It's so stupid. The the supermarket makes you pay to use the carpark for more than an hour. Tesco doesn't do that. Morrison's doesn't do that. Seems like Waitrose and Car do that 'cause they're cheap skate or something. String up my door. Sorry, my car, I charged it from nearly zero and I charged it for about 12 hours yesterday it only charged up to 50%. So now I charge it all day again straight out my door. Okay. So I don't know about the IRA streams. I don't think we've had problems in the past with it. Switching to watch party. I think it's 'cause it was black screen for so long and I've gotta make sure next time that I, I make sure the phone doesn't fall down. Plus you have a car. Yeah. Did you just find out what was wrong with my interaction with the Indian guy? He kept like saying there was a problem with the packaging and I was just trying to say it is fine, it's fine. Just send it. Yeah. I don't care what the Indian guy was saying. I just wanted him to send my fucking parcel. I don't care if he thinks it looks like shit, just send it. So yeah obviously I don't care if he's trying to hint that it looks bad 'cause I don't care if it looks bad. Just fucking send the parcel. I dunno how to play clips when the stream's disconnected. I have no idea. Fix install remote desktop app. Oh now I gotta get another app. Another thing that can go wrong. I think I'm just gonna have pot noodle for lunch. Too tired to cook anything. Another cat's stolen my chair to be honest. I did destroy his cardboard chair that he used to sleep on. Go get another bean bag. I will put the printer on the Ikea desk. It'll fit there nicely. Maybe get a tiny beanbag for a cat. Okay, let's see if I got my data on my Vodafone. No it says zero. It says sorry we can't renew your 30 pound big value bundle 'cause you don't. Oh I got top up credit. Oh god. Okay so I've got top up money first. Uh, 30 pounds top up except everything's going wrong. Okay, payment success and then what? Text BBB 30. Oh my God. Because I thought if we're gonna do IRL we could skip the driving and just start the stream when I get there. But I can't physically press start stream so I need to figure out like a remote desktop thingy. Now Vamo kept fiddling with stuff when he was a mod, like my pinned message with my donor link. He, he kept deleting it for some reason and then I had to type it and pin it again. Yeah. So in the future I have to check to see if I've got data on my sims before going out I guess. 'cause imagine I've got enough data but then I just run out when I'm out there and I'm trying to figure out why everything's going wrong. That'd be kind of annoying. But I date, bong bong. No not up to my standards. I could probably do a lot better. She looks severely mentally ill as well. But she's got a nice body. Not gonna lie, she's got nice boobs. I mean look at me. I'm way more attractive than she is so find me a girl who looks as good as me than we're talking match. Look these handsome features. Yeah, I tried a few dates in Seoul. Didn't go anywhere. I hung out with this one Korean girl a couple times. I made a video about it. I put a big heart emoji over her face. Hmm. So is there a way to change the category from my phone if I go on? Maybe if I go on the kick website from my phone channel? Well also the desktop mode on Safari. If, if a kick doesn't actually go to the desktop mode, it just looks like the mobile mode. No, there's no dashboard or anything. Lemme check. Oh. Oh settings. No I can't. Hmm. Weird. It is really weird how Kik is able to tell what's going on in the stream. I dunno if it's automatic or like a human is actually checking it. Crown hunt delicious. Why? Oh okay. You redeemed it. Hold on. Okay it's done. Yeah I don't really want to do pushups at the moment. I'm still recovering. Maybe tomorrow actually. Maybe today. I dunno. Oh I'm gonna scare the cat. It's just my body's been destroyed last few days. Maybe tomorrow I'll be back to normal. I'm just too, I need to make food as well. I might make pot needle, pop noodle socks. These desktop modes on mobile browsers don't actually work. I clicked desktop mode but it's still showing mobile mode. Why? So I can't access the dashboard from my phone. So I mean if I go out and it changes to watch party, I don't know how I'm gonna change it back. I don't know if mods can change the category or not. Fucking watch party category screwed me up, made no money for all that. I'm gonna have to stay up an extra hour today just to make up for the lost hour and I can't imagine trying to navigate my computer desktop on a phone. How would you do that? Yeah, so really annoying. That's why I rushed home. I'm not staying outside longer when I'm not even making any money. The whole point of this is to make fucking money. What am I doing if I'm not making any money? A big waste of time then isn't it? Imagine going out doing streaming, you're not making any money 'cause there's stupid watch party things on. There's my trip now how am I gonna fit down? It sucks. The ingest key is the SRT stream id. Yeah, but where, what is the ingest key? Where do I get it? Imagine you just jumped on that bit. It would launch the cat into the air. Sorry. If I got my last payment on the 27th, which was exactly seven days ago, it would make sense I would get it tonight wouldn't it? And pot was a still not cooked. Um, I don't know where this add button is. Is it on the, is it on the remote cloud part because I have, I forgot what it's called now. I thought I could set the the stream ID to anything I want 'cause it has to be a specific key. It won't work. I've been just entering random words like Daniel Stream. It's a shame to tripod right there. Another, yeah I got my IP address but where do I put it? The wifi and the Nighthawk connected to the Bella box. Actually no when I went to the Graylings fish and chip shop with, so I remember now. Yeah they don't do savalo. I remember we got the battered sausage. I think we got the battered sausage. I remember they don't do savalo now it's snoring. Can you hear it sing? Yeah. I set a password for the Bella box. I went onto the Bella Box cloud local thingy and then it asked me to make a password. I think I've set everything up. I just need stream id. Stream ID is the only thing that's empty that I dunno what to put in. So it connects to the wifi and everything but I dunno what to put in IRL Pro to connect it to the Bella box. What is the URL and the stream ID Isn't the URL bit? S-R-T-L-A code on slash slash and then my IP address and then question mark and then the port number. What port number? 5,000 or eight? Two. Eight two. It looks so comfy. I wish I could just fall asleep. Oh yeah. Isn't Crips supposed to come next month? That'd be funny. Yeah. So the main thing I'm tripping up on is I dunno how to do the URL plus stream id. I think it's stream. No I think it's S rt a colon slash slash and then my IP address and then the port number and then slash and then stream ID equals whatever the ID is. Something like that. <affirmative> now I can't rage or the cat will be disturbed. The annoying thing with cats is um, I feel like I have to be very quiet and careful now not to disturb it 'cause I want to be a good host and people still say I don't do any nice things from the kindness of my heart. But I guess it only counts if it's towards humans. But if you do nice things for animals, they don't seem to care. Yeah, I always get all these fucking haters shit talk of me. 'cause I, I don't do nice things for people, but I do nice things for cats. Do they acknowledge it? No. So you know when they ask you are you a good person or are you a bad person? People only judge whether you're a good or bad person based on what you do for other people, which is stupid. So it's completely subjective, isn't it? Go to encoder settings. Yeah, that was the one I was on. Isn't that the one with stream Id filled? It says choose the location of the server. I chose England. Oh, I've gotta move all my furniture. What do I think is the point of someone wanting to know if you're a good person? Because they want to prove that you're a bad person so that the hate towards you is validated. If someone already hates you, they would, they'll, they'll cherry pick and find reasons to validate the hate and ignore everything else that invalidates it. As you saw yesterday, Johan says that I never do anything nice for people. I give a bunch of examples of nice things I've done. He cherry picks the one example where I had sex with the girl to use that to dismantle my argument. But then he ignores all the other examples where I didn't have any sex. So he just cherry picks whatever suits his stupid narrative. He's a fucking moron. I gave him a whole bunch of examples of good stuff I've done. And then he says, um, I'm not going to, I'm not gonna believe you're a philanthropist because you booked a hotel for a girl you had sex with. I am not saying I'm a philanthropist, I'm just saying you said I never do anything nice for people when I did. And here's an example. So I just proved you wrong. It's not about being a philanthropist or an angel, it's about proving you wrong, getting you to bend the knee but he didn't want to 'cause he's a stupid baby and he'd rather get banned. Rather get banned than bend the knee and accept he was wrong and give me an apology. How about a, oh sorry Daniel. I was wrong. I guess you do do some things that are nice sometimes and then I'd be like, yeah, thanks. At least you accept, acknowledge it. No, I didn't book the hotel to have sex with her. I booked the hotel 'cause she showed up at my house and had nowhere to go. So she was basically homeless. So I booked the hotel for her 'cause she didn't have any money and she didn't have anywhere to go. So out the kindness of my heart, I saved her life. But then he twists my example into me only booking the hotel for a girl I wanted to have cereal with. Number one. I already had cereal with her so I didn't book the hotel to have cereal. I already had it in the morning. And number two, I didn't even have cereal with her in the hotel. I left the hotel and went back to my house with my mom and I left her at the hotel. So he's wrong on all points. Won't admit he's wrong, won't gimme an apology instead doubles down Carrie on insulting me. That's why his band and that's ing this people, they'll make some wild blanket statement about me and then when I prove them wrong, they will just start twisting it and doing mental gymnastics so that their original statement holds. When it doesn't, I pick it foot of holds. They keep changing. They keep like editing the original statement with stuff like, oh you only did this because of this. Yeah, but it still doesn't change the facts that I did it. No, Camie didn't kick her out. Um, I was worried that, hmm, I was worried if she stayed she would never leave 'cause she didn't have a job and she didn't have a car. So I mean what am I gonna do with that? Um, we can't just live in my mom's house forever. And I didn't wanna rent a house. I didn't have a car at the time. So things are different now 'cause now I've got a car. But back in 2021 I didn't even know how to drive. I didn't have a car and I had no intention of renting a place in the UK. I wanted as to go back to Japan. I was desperate to go back to Japan and not live in my mom's house with a girl or sorry, Essex's girl was pressuring me to get her to leave 'cause I think Essex's girl fancied me back in 2021. Yeah, I'm still getting about two 50. I think yesterday got two 30. Although today might be a bit less now 'cause I missed out on nearly two hours of income. Stupid stream category got changed to watch party whilst I was driving. Check stock market. Ooh my short's doing nicely. Back up two 40 now I opened the new short at the very top of the spike. See I'm up five pounds. Why does AJ talk to EDK? I don't know. Maybe the way to get girls to talk to you is you just be a massive creep and say rapey stuff to them all the time and that keeps them hooked. Who would've known? That's what girls get engaged with. It's like triggering a girl makes them keep coming back for more Somehow like the more you piss them off, the more they wanna chat with you. There's no point, no point counting seconds. Now we've got half the day left, more than half. We've got like 12 hours at least we've only done four hours. Remove it. Um, now I've gotta go over to my computer. Cannot be bothered. I've got to move all the furniture back over there. I keep forgetting. Oh my god I can't be bothered. Oh the cat's gonna be freaked out. I told you I can't be bothered. No I don't care about the projector. I don't even care if it looks amazing. The sound of the fan is enough to make me want to send it back. The fan noise was terrible. Hmm. I don't know. I might have a look at the Bella box again maybe tomorrow morning or maybe tonight. Depends when I can be bothered. I just don't want it to mess with my settings whilst I'm streaming. I think what I need is, so when I press the big green start button at the top it says stream ID failure fail to retrieve stream ID or something like that. So I just need to know what I put in the field for stream id. Market might tank today since the US is closed. No American liquidity. Mm-hmm <affirmative> If kick paid you to gamble, yeah I'd do it but I can't do it 'cause steak dot com's banned in the UK So you know people like Sam Pepper, they do the gambling deal, they get to do it because they don't live in the uk. He lives in Thailand. But I thought it's banned in, I thought Gambling's banned in Thailand. So I don't understand how he does it. Why do I short? Because I don't know, maybe I have a negative mindset and I keep thinking the market's gonna crash at any moment. I'm very scared of it crashing. So I'm scared to go along and I'm not reading subreddit. I don't see any problem with my interaction with the Indian man. I just said it's fine. He kept saying oh it looks, I actually don't remember a thing he said. I just remember him being concerned that it was not packed securely. And I kept saying it is secure, don't worry, just send it. Did anyone clip it? Maybe if you clipped it I would watch it but since no one can be bothered then why should I be bothered to watch it? Yep. Exactly what I thought. Well I'm not going on Reddit so give it a break. Yeah I don't care if it's on Reddit. I'm not going on Reddit. Oh here it is. So going for the pen, it's going inact. Yeah. Not very good. Yeah. So break mode. Yeah uh, I think it's quite secure. <laugh>, that's what you think it's correct And it is monitor inside. Yeah it is already broken. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you saying it's going for repair. Yeah. <laugh> even further then they might not be able to repair it. Yeah, I think it's fine. Bigger. Okay so what, what do you have there? Um, I need to print this label. Can I print it here? No, unfortunately not. No. We'll have to maybe go to the what we call <inaudible>. Ah next to for the white hotel he can print for. Okay. You need to stick onto that and it, I dunno what you're whining about. I think it was fine. Maybe I said yet a bit too many times. I think it was fine. Yeah. Only criticism as I said yet too many times maybe. But apart from that too many times maybe because he kept trying to lecture me. I don't care if it breaks, it's already fucking broken. Who gives a shit broken? It's being sent for repair. Why do I care? If it breaks more then just repair it. Then it's like if you fall and break your leg and then you get taken to the hospital in an ambulance. But the ambulance drives really roughly and then you get smacked up in the back of the ambulance. Who cares? You go into the hospital anyway. They'll just fix you up there. Whatever. You go into the right place aren't you? So get fixed up, get smacked around in the back of the ambulance wherever. Okay. Okay. I've got a better analogy. Shut up. Listen. So if you died, if you died and you're in the back of the hearse being taken to the incinerator and the driver hits a few potholes and you wheel body get smacked up a bit in the back of the house, who cares? You are gonna get incinerated anyway There. That's better isn't it? Slightly better <laugh>. Jesus the monitor's dead. Don't give a shit. It breaks already broken. They won't refund you if it arrives in pieces. Uh, how do they know it wasn't already in pieces? Yeah, exactly. And it won't, it's wrapped in foam and it's wrapped in bubble wrap and wrapped in like three layers of cardboard. It's not gonna break. Should I open it now? New prediction is the monitor shattered inside of the box <laugh>. So see, so open it and see if it is shattered <laugh>. I got OT tape coming tonight anyway so I could reclose it. It would be funny if it was shattered. No I don't want to. 'cause then I'd film the proof that it shattered and Amazon won't gimme my money back. So how did it get shattered? And I'll be like hmm. It just sort of happened and then they watched the clips of me body slamming it. <laugh>. Oh god I cracked myself up. Hmm. See if I got paid yet. Nope. No money shattered. Let's see if I've got my data. Oh yeah. A hundred gigabytes loaded and nearly bucks My phone number. <laugh>. I didn't realize this at the top. Yeah, a hundred gigabytes. Lock and loaded. Locked and loaded. Hmm. What does bra about in bra about? Oh market's tanking. They um, look at that. Take the elevator up. Take the stairs down. That's how we do it. Okay, we've gotta do some work. Oh, I gotta look at the cat. <inaudible>. You sleepy cat. His body like a slinky sleepy cat. Why are you so sleepy? Oh is this your house? Now leave the door open so I can go out. I might be making some noise but move the sofa back there. Now the projector idea flopped. The whole point of moving the sofa there was for the projector. So that didn't work. You don't like cats? What? I dunno how anyone could not like cats. They're so cute. He's sleeping on the catnip patch. I don't know how anyone hates cats. Okay, some cats are a bit annoying when they scratch you. Um, or when they ignore you. Like there's one cat. I don't like it 'cause it, it doesn't come over and it's not cute and it just ignores you. I don't like that one. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Um, maybe dogs are more fun if you wanna throw a ball and taste it around the house and play. Cats don't really play unless you get a bit of string I guess activate the hunting instincts. Oh God it stinks. There's like a smell of rubbish. I think it's from that black bag. But the black bag bin men don't come until next week. It's so silly. I'm paying so much money for council tax and the black bag bin men only come once every two weeks. So silly. Okay, this is gonna be a nightmare. A nightmare. Okay, let's go. Ah, really hate this. I closed door so I don't scare him. I moved all the furniture 'cause I got a projector and the plan was to project big screen on the wall but it looked rubbish so I'm sending it back and putting everything back now. No I am not getting another projector. The rubbish to get a tv. Here we go. Oh, so much better. Like this. Way better. Okay. The cat's still there. Wasn't even bothered. Oh look at that. Isn't that so much nicer of the sofa in the corner? Yeah. Way nicer like this. What was I thinking? Why did I think moving the sofa there was a good idea. You got the setup computer is set up there. Uh, testing. Testing. Yeah. This is way better way, way better. Ah only thing is I don't have the rug here anymore, which is fine in summer but in winter it was nice having the rug. Maybe I get a smaller rug 'cause I like the other rug in the conservatory. Now cat's liking it too. We should get a second camera set up for the cat cam. Yeah maybe I'll plug in the other webcam. Set up a cat cam. Uh, where did I put the webcam? No, at least my chair moves more easily now. No, the package was accepted. It's just I didn't have a label. Not, it wasn't because the package was unsendable. I don't wanna put my little webcam. Yeah, but it wasn't not accepted because the packaging was bad. The question wasn't would it be sent today? It was whether they would actually send it and they would've if I had a label. Maybe I should make them more specific to avoid confusion. I mean the main thing I wanted to know was would they actually send the package as it is Because people were saying they wouldn't accept it as in they wouldn't send it. But he didn't say he wouldn't send it. He just seemed concerned that it wasn't secure and I said it's fine or whatever. Don't really care. Oh my god. Yeah I feel like there's way more space now. Holy shit. The room just feels much bigger now. I can't find my webcam set up. Cat can. Where's my USB hub? Uh, so set up Testing. Testing. Okay. Oh these plugs. Oh what's that? Oh my god. It's like everything's falling apart. Everything is either in the way, guessing in the way or falling over. Uh, testing. Can you see it? Okay <laugh>. Now we can do this. Can do this. Daniel Cam. See Daniel cam or cat cam <laugh> which is pretty cool. If I get the SPO software downloaded again, I can remotely control the camera as well to move it about. I wonder if the AI SPO can track the cat. It tracks faces. I don't think it can track a cat. God I wish I had a monitor. I could have all different overlays and stuff on different screens. Yeah but the cat's face is not like a human face is it? They need to make a software that tracks cat faces. Daniel Cam is best Cam. Oh this is so much better. Oh my god it looks so much better like this. I've got so much. Oh God I love my house. This is so much nicer than before. So much nicer. Hmm? He got woken up. Why does overdraft have no text? Uh, who cares? I put cat cam at the top. I've gotta put stuff away. So much clutter everywhere and more and more things appearing in my house. I really need new monitor. I might just get a new monitor but I'm waiting for a prime date because I want to get a discount. 8th of July. We've got prime day coming. Oh God. I'm tired. I feel like we've done a lot of stuff and spent a lot of energy and not resulted in anything different. Everything's back to how it was. Minus a monitor. Thank God it's back to normal. It looks so much nicer. Yeah. Oh God. I still don't have my kick money. Why do people think the cat is a different cat to the other time? It's the same cat. Yeah, I put my laptop on the box so I don't have to look down when I'm looking at the screen. Hmm. <laugh> It's funny. It's like C-C-T-V-I. Oh do you like my new camera trick? We set up a cat cam in the other room. The cat's sleeping. If the black cat appears, I feel like I should keep the door closed just so the black cat can't ambush it. It's supposed to be feeling safe and secure. But I let the door I I left the door open so it can go out if it wants to at the front door feed. Well pointing out outside. I don't know. I need more cameras. I it is been here for hours. It came when I got home didn't it? That was about three hours ago. I like squirting this drink into my mouth. I like the feeling when it hits the back of my throat. You squeeze it in, it hits the back of your throat without going into your mouth. We watching you. Watching you here. Okay, what do I need to do next night? Hawk fixed printer issue. Fixed getting a printer tomorrow. Vodafone sim fixed girl we're just destroying all the problems today. They thought the universe thought they could ruin my day today. Well the other problems. So now back to the main problem which is setting up the Bella box. I'd probably do that off stream though. You don't wanna see me sitting there clicking buttons. Boring. I might do it tomorrow morning. I'd get again give it another try. What am I doing tomorrow? Well the print is coming tomorrow so I wanna print the label I want to fix. So I've got setter tape coming today as well. So I want to fix up the box more, make it look better. And then I wanna fix the label tomorrow And then maybe now the printer won't come in time for the post office. The printer will come late and the post office is closed on Sunday. So I can probably get go to the post office on Monday. I dunno if I wanna go back to the same one though. The guy might be mad if he finds out that I was streaming and recorded him. So I don't know if I'm just gonna order a monitor. I would probably order one now if it wasn't going to be Prime Day in uh, four days. Uh, this really sucks not having a monitor. How about this one? Philips 49 inch curved dual quad HD 900 pounds or a OC gaming 34 inch. 270 pounds. I need another chunk. Okay. And he sort out my charging cables. No I don't know if I wanna get ole again. I'd probably just get Hmm like a three or 400 pound monitor. Samsung 34 inch. I want it to be curved. I feel like it has to be curved. What is, oh my god the fuck was that? What is Cordy? Coraly? 34 inch. Oh the cat's moving. It's going into the box. It went into the box. It's inside the box. What is a Gore folk? A 38 inch ultra wide Samsung Odyssey. G 5 34 inch curved to 300 pounds. That sounds pretty good. Built-in speakers would be nice as well. A I wanna download that S Box software can move the camera around. Where'd it go? Looks like it's time to go See ya. Thanks for staying at my hotel. How do I download the software? Uh, sbot Tiny. He is gone. Yeah, I don't have to be quiet anymore. Yeah, this monitor seems good. What do you think? Um, Samsung Odyssey, G five lc three 4G five five T-W-R-X-X-U 34 inch curve game mantra. Uh, no speakers. Although if I send switch to back, I don't care. Really. It's LED, not oled. 300 pounds or two 50 used. Sounds pretty good. Wait until the eighth to see if it's cheaper. I think 34 inches should be fine. Is it? It's not ultra wide. I think it's standard. It must be standard definition. Not 20 by nine. Ultra wide. So expensive. Oh wait, this one's ultra wide. 180 breakdown after two years. Don't ever buy Samsung. Ready? Use my monitor now. It's not turning on rubbish product. Projectors going back tomorrow hopefully. Oh 49 inch curved monitor crew of 600 pounds. That would be massive. 45 inch Yammer. This is even bigger than mine and it's cheaper. 570. Oh I want this Emmer G Master Red Eagle curved 45 inches. 580 Emmer Sounds like Japanese. It would be nice if it had a speaker in it too. Oh integrated high quality speakers. Oh nice. Yeah, I like this one G Master 45 inch. Pretty big though. I probably need a bigger table as well. Maybe I get a new table, bigger gaming desk because I've got way more room in this corner for a bigger table. And this table is stupidly small. I really messed up buying this table. It's got four and a half stars out. 5 24 reviews Sounds pretty good. Add to basket. I'll wait until the eighth to see if it's cheaper. And also I want a new desk, gaming desk consume this channel's content's just gonna be consuming stuff and then sending it back like that. Those tech channels do that don't they? They just get stuff. Do room setups, send it all back. Sounds fun. Ho ho. Oh Samsung Galaxy unpacked July 9th. They're gonna show the new flip and fold phones might get flip seven. It was funny how easy it was to move everything. Now my back doesn't hurt compared to the first time. First time I moved everything it was so difficult with my back pain could smell rubbish. Disgusting. Maybe I take it to the dump. The wind is blowing through the door and it's blowing the smell to me. Well it was a difficult day but we got her through it in the end. What time is it? It's only three o'clock. Oh my god. I feel like I'm ready to finish today. Go to bed. It barely halfway into it. How many hours left? Oh do another five, nine hours. Nine hours from now would be nearly 1:00 AM If I don't do extra hours today, my earnings are gonna be lower than usual 'cause of the watch party thing. Might have a coffee. Oh wait, I need to buy more stuff and I need to buy toilet paper and sugar. But Sunny sugar should last for a while 'cause it's so sweet. I need get toilet paper. Hold on. And andex at the basket. What else ho MSI 49 inch quad OED curved 800 pounds. Should I OLED panel? It looks insane. 49 inches it would wrap round all the way like that. It'd be so cool. Ah now my main concern is where's my fucking money? Come on. I still don't have my Money. Point bore us for another nine hours. Or maybe if you make me rage I'll start yelling again. See if there's any pricks on Discord to bully. Not really. I glue man's back but Hmm. I don't know his, the thing that I banned him for, the reason I banned him for was not really a big deal. I guess the 650 category thing don't really care. Whatever. How did I engage in inappropriate behavior? I'm talking rubbish gonna ban you in a minute. Sniffy is just a hater. Hoping that I get banned. See who gets banned first. Me or you. Oh wait, it's you because you are banned. See ya. Next we band a Mario. You band. See ya. I dunno why I'm out of breath. Imagine thinking I'd get banned on kick when I've been on YouTube for 10 years and Twitch seven years and not banned on either of those. But you think Kick is the one I'm gonna get banned on. Okay. If anything kick's the one you're least likely to get banned on. Uh, those are not new haters. Mario's been around for years. I've probably banned him like eight times and he keeps coming back. It is annoying 'cause some people that I banned like Poppy were nice people and then they never came back after I banned them. But idiots like Mario Gunner, I've banned them so many times and they keep coming back. Like maggots or cockroaches. The annoying people won't disappear like the nice people do. Poppy sounds like Moon to get, you know like if I ban them, they get so butt hurt. They take it so personally. Moon seems like she get butt hurt over everything. There's no way she would survive with me. I mean she was already starting to annoy me just from texting. She kept going on about like skin stuff moisturizing and using a cleanser and I kept saying yeah I already done that. It doesn't do anything. And she was like, did you use the right ones? So argument, I I already use moisturizers as exfoliators and cleansers. It doesn't do anything. And she thinks if I scrub my face hard enough, all those spots and blemishes will disappear. Yeah. Okay. That's not how it works. I just don't have clear skin. I'm not a K-pop idol and you can't just scrub them off. It's deep within the skin layers. People talk rubbish and they're so stubborn about it can get sandpaper and grind my face down. The stupid freckles and stuff will still be there as if I've never used exfoliator or moisturizer before. I've done all that. You think I never bought the products before My whole life at age 36. You think I never once tried. Come on, done all this When I was younger I realized it didn't make any difference. I think skincare is just a scam. I think you've either got a skin or you don't. It's like you're either ugly or you're not. Makeup's not gonna save you. Where's my monitor broke? It's actually behind me in that box. I took it to the post office today. Stupid post office. So they can't print a label or the post office can't print a label. Okay, what's next? McDonald's can't make a burger. What? The stupid post office diet plays a big part in health. Okay, well there's crisp, broad. Have an amazing diet with that massive fat belly. Yeah, he's really eating salads and pastas with that massive fat belly, isn't he? But he's got great skin so he he's Yaki to Yian Ya, Nicky. Nicky Yaku, Yaki NICU and McDonald's every day to get such a massive stomach. Who obviously not eating health. Yaki. Nick, Nicky, Yaku, <laugh>, Nick Yaki. People need to start respecting me as a man of experience and wisdom. I'm a 36-year-old. I have done every single thing in the world. I demand respect. You can't even send the parcel. It's not my fault the post office can't even print a label. So who's more useless? The post office. They can't print a label or me. Who can't print a label out my asshole? Can I? Well from tomorrow I'll be able to print as many labels as I want. I'm gonna have a printer. I've got eight pounds. Voucher. Yeah. I didn't go to the printing place because number one, I couldn't get a parking ticket for my car 'cause the ticket machine wasn't working And then the stream side lagging and also the stupid stream set itself to watch party. Which means you can't make any money. I wasn't gonna walk around town for hours and hours making no money. So I got back in the car and I came home quickly so I could turn back just chatting so I could make money. I'm not doing this to make no money. Oh crap. My laptop charger is not even charging. Why is it? Oh it's in the wrong hole. It is still not charging. Oh my God. Where does everything go wrong in my life? Ah. Oh my god. It's not even plugged in. The stupid battery charger is not plugged in. I also want to get a vacuum cleanup. Hair everywhere. Tooth fixed everywhere. What this, what is all this? Okay. Does feel a bit weird without the rug under the chair And wait, I think this camera's frozen. <laugh>? Yeah the camera's frozen. It is not moving. Okay. Maybe it's unfrozen. Yeah, cat's gone. What's the channel about? Um, just talking and making food. Cutting my hair sometimes talking about sex. Very interesting. Oh I'm so outta breath. You want to gamble points again? Hmm? We need a new prediction then. So. Hmm. I don't know. Will the post lady come and pick up my emus tomorrow? Yep. This is the cat cam. The cat was here but now it's gone. This is the Dan cam. Maybe. Does my emus get returned tomorrow? The post woman's coming to pick it up. Oh, shut up Geo V. If you don't like it then go away idiot. It is just not part of the cool club. No, still no word about the switch too. No one came today either. I guess I'm stuck with the switch too. I'm stuck with everything. Nothing is getting returned. Oh do I feel so out of breath? Oh well I need the nighthawk. Did you see how laggy the stream was today? Really bad. And we don't need the switch too, but I can't get it to get it picked up for some reason. When's next trip out? I don't know. I need to set up the Bella box. Well I just, I can't figure it out. Ah, better box is off. Okay. Oh I found the thing Desha was talking about. Oh okay. <laugh>. So that's how you do it. The ingest key. I found it. There's, there's ingest key and watch key. Okay, maybe I can set it up now or not now. I didn't know there were these tabs at the top. Okay, there's the SRT ingest URL. Oh I did not see this tab earlier today. Our process. Oh my god. Oh they got it all here for you. Oh. Oh maybe tomorrow. I'll try then I wouldn't wanna bore you all with trying to set up a piece of highly technical gear. Nothing is going on. There's no reason to detail out every single. Oh so you're the sniffy snuck guy, aren't you? Band again? Can't even at least pretend to be someone else. Yeah. So I think I can set up the Bella box knowing this now. 'cause this is what I didn't know what to put into the hole. I mean the field. Yeah. I'll do it tomorrow morning. I don't wanna bore you guys too much. This guy's lame. Yeah because you said well you, you just like copy and pasted terms and service that I'm not breaking. Implying what? What are you implying that I'm breaking? I'm not breaking anything. Break your face. Don't break nothing. Oh Crip sent me a message this morning. She said how you been doing? I said I've been good. Smiley face. That was it. <laugh>. Such great conversations. Me and Cryp to be having. How are you doing? I'm good. End of conversation. <laugh>. She said having a good time on her trip. Better not be banging that pussy better be fresh and nice for me. Oh I didn't get the toilet paper. Hold on. Okay. My basket has toilet paper and two 900 pound monitors. <laugh>, I'll just get the two 900 pound monitors too as well with the tissue paper. Oh I need toilet again. 12 pounds added to spreadsheet. Toilet paper. 12 pounds. Oh I spent so much this month already. Oh yeah. Don't forget rent. I gotta pay rent in three days. Uh, have we been to Kit Hill with your night hawk? I feel like I haven't been to Kit Hill since I got the Nighthawk. Last time I went I was looking for the boomerang and I don't think I had the Nighthawk then. I was thinking a Kit Hill Nighthawk test could be good. Unless I can get the better box working tomorrow morning. I think I can get it working now. 'cause I didn't realize there was this whole tab here explaining the watch key and the ingest key and it's got IL pro segment tells you what to put in the boxes. I didn't even know this page existed. It was modeling. Is that any good? Yeah, I try the Bella box again tomorrow morning. Today's just been complete chaos. So also tomorrow try and oh and tonight I'll get the tape and try and pack up the box again. I can't believe the reason my sim card didn't work is 'cause it ran out of data. Oh my god. What a noob. Such a noob. Oh how am I'm outta breath. I think it's 'cause my nose is blocked. So I guess we're staying up all night tonight to see if I'm getting paid or not. Six. It's four o'clock now. We've still got nine hours. Oh my god. I should start the countdown. I guess 26. Six plus four. 10. 10 hours and 20 minutes. 17 minutes. Actually 10 hours start in 10 hours. 16 minutes. I would've streamed 16 hours. No wait that's wrong. That's too much. I in 10 hours it would be eight. It'd be 2:00 AM I can't do that. I put it down to nine hours minus one hour. That's better. I'll do 14 hours. No, in nine hours. Wouldn't it be four? It'll be 1:00 AM Why would I tell the postman I think the package is all right Because he kept trying to tell me that it was not all right. So I said it's fine. I don't see anything wrong with my interaction with the Indian man. I dunno why you will think it's weird because he kept saying the same thing. So I kept saying yeah just send a fucking parcel. Why does he keep asking me the same thing over and over? Should I message that British girl again? She left me on read. I hate it when girls do that. They just leave you and read. No, I mean if you didn't say anything interesting then okay. But when you ask a question and they read it and don't answer it, it's really annoying. Now I'm just gonna spam and troll her because she's a stupid idiot. Fucking waste my time. This is what I did to cake. I thought yeah she's way too cute. She's not gonna wanna have sex with me. I'm just gonna troll her and be like, yeah, I love you so much. I really wanna be with you. I'm buying the tickets now. Maybe I do some EDK style flirting. Do you like being bred funny if it actually works. Gotta take some notes from EDK. My conversations with women keep just dying. Do you like being impregnated? 'cause I have a Willie. I dunno why we've gotta waste all this time with these texts and talking. When we both know when the Willie goes in the hole it'll feel good. So why don't we just do it? Stop like deciding to let the Willie in the hole or not based off things I say, what I say is not gonna make the Willie in the whole feel better or worse, it'll feel the same as in it will feel good. So stop wasting time and just get here so I can put the Willie in the hole. The things I say over text, it's not gonna make it feel worse or less good. Is it you're wasting his time. Do you want the witty or not? Girls are weird, like they want the witty but only if you say certain things like make them laugh or I don't know, turn them on when in the end we both know it will feel the same regardless. So why are you wasting time with all this fluff? They call it foreplay, don't they? But with talking, yeah, you gotta make them feel like they're not being used. Okay, but just 'cause I make you feel like you're not being used doesn't mean I am using you or not using you. It just means that I have successfully made you feel like you're not being used. Even though I might still be using you, I might just be good at making you feel like you're not being used. So in the end it doesn't even matter. Sometimes girls feel used when you're not even using them. Like Sonny sometimes felt like I was using her for sex, but I actually liked Sonny and wanted to be with her. So, and then sometimes women don't feel like they're being used and actually I was just pumping, dumping them. So in the end they're wrong and they're stupid. Intuition thing doesn't make any sense. They're just missing out on Willie in the hole. Wasting time. Like just shut up, get here, get naked. Wasting time. Texting and phoning. Oh my god, waste of time. I'm a busy man. I've got things to do. That's why Crips good 'cause I don't, she knows that I don't like doing it and I don't need to do it. How's market doing? It's not moving. Damn Mac. Mac the market. The market's really dead when us does not trade, it's completely flat. It looks like a flat worm dying on the road. I am trading the market, <laugh> the market. So for dinner I'm gonna make steaks with no chips. But rice and said yeah, he'll say he wants a meaningful loving relationship. I do. But first will and hole and then create meaningful loving relationship. You can't create the meaningful loving relationship before Willie and Hole unless you're, while I Wamo gets feelings for someone who's not even met or even seen pictures of unless he has seen pictures of her, then why is she sending pictures to him when she was supposedly in love with me? A liar? Mm mm mm Okay. Okay. I've got a better analogy. If someone's so pathetic can get paid this much, I am missing out on life. Yeah, I know. I've been going on about it for years. I've been telling you all being a YouTuber or streamer is the best fucking thing in the world. But no, you idiots. Keep going. Eh? Get a job. Eh? Get a career, eh? Get training and get a real job. Shut up. Any one of you would kill to be a streamer slash YouTuber if you could do it says YouTube is rubbish and paid peanuts. Now I'm getting properly paid for my efforts. When the money comes rolling in, you're all gonna be like, wow, Daniel's so lucky. But when the money dries up you're like oh dude, get a job, get a career. Some people actually like the career. Do you shut up. You know how much money these streamers are making like asman gold, they're making like 30 KA day and then smaller streamers like suspenders making a thousand dollars a day. Just think about it. Suspenders makes more money than all of you combined. And he's like some nobody in the middle of Thailand cooking in his house. Everyone thinks he's lame and pathetic but actually he's making like a thousand dollars a day. So who's the real loser? All he does is like stream in his house. Everyone should just quit their jobs and be streamers. Fuck it. Let the world collapse. Who cares? Shit world anyway. You don't have to want my life. You can be a streamer and have your own life. And who says you gotta do 16 hours? Just do five hours. Then when are you gonna fit the fix the bella box? I don't know. Won't you guys get bored if I start tinkering with it now I think I know what to do now. So I get this ingest key and that's my stream ID And then I get this link. Um hmm Yeah I get this link for IRL pro and that goes my IRA Pro link. So IR pro add automatically to IRL pro. How do I do that? Oh, I clicked on it. Nothing opens. So I click on this U are no, I can't even copy and paste that URI guess I'll just type it in. I spent all morning trying to fix it. I did not realize there's tabs at the top of the webpage. I was just looking at this webpage. I didn't see these buttons at the top. I can't believe I didn't see that. It's so obvious now how to set it up. Um, actually I put in a lot of effort. Look at me. I've got the nighthawk, I've got the better box. I'm struggling to get it all working. I'm testing out all different sim cards. Get best connection so you guys can have a lag free streaming viewing experience. I'm looking for places to go for IRL. I'm researching places like I went to the reservoir and then Le Mos and Kit Hill and the beach. So I'm actually putting in a lot of effort. I think if you were the one who had to do this, you'd be thinking wow, this is a lot of effort. It may look easy but that's just 'cause I'm a pro. And also Samsung events is in five days we can get the new Samsung flip seven, which is gonna be a game changer. I can now tuck my phone in my shoulder strap without it looking like a massive wing Wong. It will look more discreet. I could walk around streaming without people shouting at me. <laugh>. Hello is the cat? I can see it outside on the camera. I, when's my Amazon coming? Six to eight parcel tape. Uh, my tongue hurts. There's like a lump on it. I did not bite my tongue. I don't know why it's swelling up now. I bought cellar tape to fix up my box. I'm currently in overdraft of 570. Oh what? Oh that's my only fan's money. It just came in I thought, I thought what the fuck's that 90 pounds? Yeah, I'm currently in overdraft 5, 7 7. But I just got some only fans money. So I'm in overdraft of 4 8 8 and then I'll get my kick money 1 4 1 6. Then I'll pay rent. I'll be at 28 pounds total. Hmm. Okay. Overdraft at four eight. Eight. No, I think if I get paid and pay rent I'll still be out of overdraft. I probably, I bought a lot of stuff recently like nighthawk switch to what else? Oh the projector. I haven't got the money for the projector back yet so I can add that later. Yeah, I dunno when the credit card interest starts, it's July now. I said I was was gonna sell my stocks by July. Maybe next week. It doesn't say can I increase my limit? No. Can't believe if I still don't have my kick money. I think Barrett Gold is probably good to sell about now it's at 2150. Nearly 22. It probably won't get much better than that unless Marley gives back the mine or the market crashes or something. Tesla, I don't wanna sell my Tesla. I think it's gonna pop and Russell two thousands going nicely. It's up 5% and my shorts doing well today. Market is not pumping 'cause America is closed. I think Monday will be interesting. So yeah, not selling yet. Huh? How did I let the Indian guy make me his bitch? I made him mine. I kept pushing saying that the box is fine and he said okay he caved. I won. It's just that I didn't have a label. You were like I think it's fine. Yeah, I said I think it's fine. I was trying to be polite. That was my polite voice but I'm trying to insist that it's fine. So maybe if he could read the cues, he would tell, be able to tell that. I don't care. I think it's fine. Stop pestering me and just send the fucking box. I did not say he, he, I said I think it's fine. <laugh>. I wasn't he he like that. Stop writing it like he, he, I said he like that. I asserted my dominance over him easily or so I was way taller. Didn't you see? Yeah. Maybe I should find another post office security <laugh> next time. Maybe I'll go to the one in, I dunno. Horror bridge. I mean Tavistock post office has a one star review. Yeah, I think I could probably do pushups again. My back feels near. I think tomorrow would be completely fine. So maybe push up some more. What this special VIP role entail just means you're special. That's it really. Imagine I go to another post office and there's another Indian man <laugh> all the post office. Just like Indian outposts. I, yeah maybe he owns all the post offices in this area. Guys in the wrong business. Should have started a live streaming career. Look at me, raking it in doing nothing. Oh I'll just drive to Manchester and deliver the fucking thing myself at this point. How about that? Yeah, maybe I get a new gaming desk. Bigger L shape wide. Lots of space. 50 pounds bes of you L-shaped gaming desk. You can put it together on stream. Well tonight I'm gonna repack the box Much better. I'm gonna wrap it round and round. Round. So the whole thing is just like a tomb? No it's gonna be like a cocoon of cell tape. The only reason you might say there's something wrong with it is because there's like gaps and holes in the corners and some of the tape's not stuck down properly. I'm just gonna wrap it all in cellar tape the whole thing. Not even missing a tiny bit of cardboard. I've got six rolls of tape coming. Trust me. I'm gonna make a cocoon of cellar tape. Do you think the mesher is upset? No way. Why? Why don't I slip him a 50 crisp 50 pound bank note and tell him to do it for me. I've got that kick money now I want this MSI gaming monitor fit 49 inches and I want a new gaming desk L shape a hundred by 70 centimeters. My earnings so far total would be 700 in July, 2000 435 in June. $3,135 since June 19th, which was two weeks ago. So two weeks, 3,135. I had be about six K in a month but the first week I was making less because I wasn't streaming as long. The second week I made, I made two 50 nearly every day. The first week I was only making about 1 50, 1 60. I think I was only doing short streams like six or eight hours. I'm gonna get a new table for my new massive monitor. This one's only 50 pounds. Should I get it white or black? I think black. Check the dimensions. A hundred width. 70 depth a hundred width. What? That's the same as my desk. A hundred width. Put 70 depth. So it would be longer or thicker? Well actually I don't want it to be any wider 'cause then it would block the door. So this is actually quite a good so hmm, I don't know. 75 height. About same height and 70 depth. Which means it'd be from here to Yeah. So it'd be quite a bit wider or deeper. Which would be good 'cause this desk is too short. Look, there's no space. I want to get a new desk because I'm gonna get a massive monitor. 49 inches. Mm-hmm <affirmative> This one looks pretty cool. Not even return the old one yet. Yeah, well I can't be bothered. Wait two weeks and then I'll wait until Monday 'cause I get my printer tomorrow. Post office is closed on Sunday. So Monday would be when I have to go to post office again. Build my own desk or out of cardboard. <laugh> cardboard desk with my cardboard chair. <laugh>. That'd be pretty funny. Oh, why this one? 150 depth. What? You must be joking. Look at this thing. That's a beast. It is a hundred centimeters. 150 centimeters wide. Now that's too big. Oh my god. That'd be massive. It would stick out in front of the door. They way too big. 150 centimeters wide with the two Ls combined. No, it needs to be at maximum a hundred, maybe 110. I think 110 is as wide as I can go. Ugh. 110. This one's way too big. What is wrong with this desk? It'll be too small when I get my massive 49 inch monitor. You already had a massive monitor. Yeah and it was too big for the desk. I struggled every day. Was that beeping? I beeping like a delivery man scanning an item. But I don't see any delivery man. I'm not materialistic. I just think if you've got the money to make your life more comfortable then why not? That's what money's for. This one seems good. 110 centimeters wide and 50 centimeters deep. It's not very deep is it? It's same as this one. Tide a hundred centimeters wide. Uh 50 centimeters in there. I don't know maybe. I dunno. Amazon debt outlived the monitor. Yeah. Yep. Well if I didn't buy it on a finance, I would've paid what? A thousand pounds for something I don't even have anymore. So that would hurt more wouldn't it? I think 20 pounds a month spread over four years is less painful than 1000 pounds all at once. Uh, I guess it's not really that important. 50 centimeters. That's just the same as what I've already got. It's like this much wider. No, lemme just keep my desk. Yeah, but you don't need to be able to afford things to buy them. You just buy on credit cards or finance and then you pay it off later. It just means you can't afford it now. But it doesn't mean you'll never be able to afford it then why buy a house? It's like it's saying Oh you shouldn't buy a house unless you can afford it. When everyone gets a mortgage then no one would be able to buy a house. 'cause who can afford a house? Who can afford to just outright buy a house? Yeah, exactly. I'm nearly 114,000 subs on YouTube. Too bad I quit YouTube. See a losers builds equity. Uh, only if the housing market goes up and the house doesn't fall apart. I mean my monitor would build equity too if it didn't break and then the monitor market went up. But if you bought a house and the market housing market crashed and the house fell apart, you're not really building equity are you? Yeah, my monitor could build equity if I became it really famous. Now it's a famous monitor. People would pay thousands for it just like they paid hundreds of thousands for Michael Jackson's socks. And if all the monitors disappeared and I had the only monitor left my monitor be worth millions. I got so much spit in my mouth. My tongue's so dry. It's wet and dry at the same time. My printer is coming tomorrow. Canon pic Smart TS 33 50 cost me 31 pounds. <laugh> return print after I print the label. Could do imagining a banned off Amazon for returning all this stuff. <laugh> stupid Amazon. If I get the 160 centimeter wide desk, I could put it this way. Oh that'd be pretty cool. Look. Oh it would fit perfectly up. Oh. Oh my finger. Oh, stupid tape measure. Yeah. What if I get a long desk? I could sit like this, like that facing the wall like this. Do you think that'd be weird? Not bleeding like this? No, I like sitting like this 'cause I get some light. Otherwise there'd be no light on my face. Mm, I dunno. Or I could sit like this with the desk like that. That'd be pretty cool. Like I'm in a shop and you're coming up to the counter. Excuse me. What's wrong with the angle? I think it's pretty good. I've got an email from free trade. Hey Daniel, we've noticed you're holding a significant proportion of your portfolio in a single stock. While it can feel reassuring to stick with what you know, this kind of concentration can carry significant risk exposure over exposure to a single risk outdated investment strategies. What they saying, imagine they send an email saying we notice you've lost a lot of money using our app. Are you okay <laugh>? Yeah. Gimme back my money. Idiots might make a coffee today is gonna consist of spamming my bank app to see if I've got my kick money yet. When am I gonna get my fucking kick money? It's $1,900 is big money. What happens if I put sugar on the steak when I cook it? Would it taste sweeter? Is that good or bad? I might make my coffee now. Uh, God that really freaked me out. Why? My category was set to watch party. I knew it was weird. Yeah, they accepted the package but I couldn't send it because I didn't have a label. So they would've sent it if I had a label. So I said that the prediction was accepted. Not not accepted. You can watch the clip. I'm pretty sure he said. Um, I actually don't remember what he said. I forgot what he said. No, they would've accepted it if I had a label. Oh, I'll prove you. I'll go back to the same post office when I've got my label and then we'll do the prediction again. How about that? How about that? No, the prediction wasn't, will I get it sent off today? It was will the package be accepted And it was. It's just next time we've gotta go much earlier. Went too late today. All the parking was taken. My finger hurts. I cut my skin with the tape measure. I'm gonna see red. Don't need money to be happy. Look at kids in Kenya. Yeah. Well maybe they're happier than me but I don't wanna have their lives. You know what else is happier than me? Um, a bumblebee or a fig wasp impregnating his sisters whilst they sleep inside of the fig in the little eggs. Did you know the fig wasp crawls into a fig and then her wings gets torn off in the process, lays its eggs in the fig, it then dies in the fig and then it will lay hundreds of eggs and most of 'em are female. And there'll be a couple males and the males hatch first and they go around impregnating the unhatched female eggs and then they die inside the fig and then only the females escape out. Bet you didn't know that. So those fig male wasps are probably happier than me too. But I don't wanna be stuck inside of a fig and die inside a fig and never see daylight. So no thanks. I'd rather have my life even if it's stressful and lonely and no sex. He did accept it. The fact that he didn't reject it meant that he accepted it. He didn't say, oh no, sorry, we can't send it. Talking rubbish. Look, it says um, your payment, your 1,416 pounds payout from kick is on its way on the 1st of July. Okay, so where is it? It's been three days. He didn't get rid of me with the label. Excuse. If I had the label he would've sent it. Oh God. Are we gonna have this same stupid argument until next time we go to the post office? I dunno how to get my face off my phone when my kick stream's playing. It's really annoying. Why is it just showing my face? It is. It's like this wit thingy. Oh God, it's really annoying. I need a drink. Hmm. Yeah. I am gonna fix the parcel tonight when my cell tape comes. Stop whining. No, I need my special Amazon label for the return. Oh my god, you guys know nothing. It's got special barcode that Amazon need to scan. Your knowledge is really lacking here. Having to correct everything you say. It's got a unique barcode that they need to scan so they know it's my parcel. Otherwise they'll just get a parcel how they know whose it is. They get thousands of parcels every day. It says payment paid 1st of July to my bank account. Where is it? 1st of July. Was Asias ago. It was Monday. No, it's Tuesday. So today's Friday. Where's my fucking money? Why would it take three days? Why is it a bad move for changing to Revolut? They'll send me my money straight away. It is a proper bank. They've got a banking license, which means they're a proper bank. It's not a traditional bank with a building. It's an online bank. It says I got my last payment on the 27th, which was Friday. Yeah, today's Friday. Oh my god. We might get it tonight then if it comes every time at the same time. Uh, revenue is reputable. It's used by millions of people across the world. It's one of the number one leading online FinTech banks. I think you just dunno what you're talking about. Like you think it's a scam or something. Just like people think kicks a scam. Website Relu is very trustworthy. I never had any problems with 'em. Actually. I have more problems with Nationwide 'cause they just freeze my card when I'm trying to use it. It's not a holiday in the uk. What you think everyone in the world celebrates Independence Day. The money has already been sent from Kick. So my bank has the money. It's just the bank hasn't sent me my money. Mm. Imagine taking five days just to send some pixels on a screen to my screen. It's not even real. It's just digit digital pixels on a screen, on a database. Hmm. Samsung flip seven coming out soon. They're making an iPhone 17 air. A really? Why are they making thin phones now? I don't want a thin phone. I want a phone that has good battery life and doesn't overheat with good stabilization. I don't want a stupid thin phone. They're already thin enough. Look, how much thinner do you wanna get? It's already thin. Uh, kick's not paying me to do nothing. I'm creating interesting content. I, if it's not interesting, then why are you here? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Hmm. Bored. We've got eight hours of pure boredom. The outside cam. There's a massive fly. I want it to go outside. Oh, I didn't make the coffee. What am I doing? Oh my God, I completely forgot. Actually got an idea. Got a little idea. Testing. Can you hear me? Testing might make myself some pate toast getting a bit hungry. Little afternoon snack. Sounds good. Sounds very good. Don't mind if I do mind if I do. I got smooth made of pork, liver, pork, fat, pork, onion, salt, tomato concentrate. Sounds nice because it's only five and it's still at two hours until dinner. Mommy says she's gonna make stir steak for us. Do you why the bins stink so much? Yeah. Oh uh, I don't sound posh. This is what it sounds like when you pronounce things properly better than sounding like you sound, but you sound stupid. Yeah. I started getting fresher for longer Cravendale since I met Sonny. I didn't realize they had milk. That doesn't go off because they filter it to get the germs out. It lasts for weeks, like a month. You can buy one of those lasts a month, but you buy normal milk, it goes off in a week. Tastes the same as normal milk that I'm talking about. You just sound uncultured. Is it weird to meet toast in the air fryer? I don't think so. Also, also, is that how Australians say also, sorry, shut up. Not too poor to get a 85 inch tv. It's just I don't want a TV because I wouldn't use it. I would use a monitor more. I would don't only use the TV for watching movies with my girlfriend or girls, like cry if she comes over. 'cause we're not just gonna be streaming and fucking the whole day. We're gonna have to do off stream stuff like get some food and put a movie on. I can't just stare at the wall but I don't wanna buy a TV just for that. But I don't really see what else I'd do with a tv. It's getting kind of hard. Good game on the tv. But I don't really game anymore. Do I? You could use the TV as a big monitor, but it's kind of weird because I wanna sit on my desk. I can't put 85 inch TV on my desk. I love pate. When I bought the lamb liver, I thought it would taste like pate but it didn't taste disgusting. I take the pattern into the conservatory. I hope the fly has gone out. Oh yeah, my back now. Oh yeah. Oh hmm. Oh it's so nice with the, hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm. Ah. If you don't have a conservatory and a beanbag, you're missing out on life and toasted a pate. Might have a donut, might get a donut and sausage. I am not gonna be hungry if I should have stuck the pepperoni in the jam hole of the donor. Hmm. Nah. How? Uh uh mm-hmm <affirmative> Okay, I guess I'll do some talking. Uh uh That was so tasty. I don't think I'm gonna be hungry for a while. I had donut a pepperoni full patty toasts. Uh, so nice in here with the carpet. Already should tidy up the cardboard at some point maybe later. So let me tell you the tale of how I was having sex with three different women at the same time. Not all in the same room but like ongoing at the same time. I think. You know what I mean? So it was in the year of 2022. I was feeling very horny after not having a girlfriend for two years. And I thought I would give dating apps another shot. Oh yeah. I was banned from dating apps but somehow still managed to get two girlfriend. So I had two girlfriends at the same time and they didn't know about each other. So I was banned on dating apps already at the time. But I managed to get back onto dating apps by some trickery. I had multiple phones and I used virtual numbers. Paid $1 for a virtual number to get the verification and I used my new phones with the new number and I used some new photos. I was able to sneak back onto Bumble, hinge and Tinder for at least a few weeks before getting banned again. That was all the time I needed to quickly match some people exchange lines. I managed to get four women, two British gingers and a Polish woman and an Indonesian woman Or was she Filipino? I can't remember. The Filipino woman was extremely boring and I ghosted her on the date and the Polish woman was very boring as well. But I met her twice on the second date. I tried to kiss her but she leaned away so I didn't do it. But she let me hug and said I thought for sure she fancied me 'cause we had food And then we hung out walking around and then we sat in a park, I think it was Regent Park or Hyde Park and it was getting late so it was getting dark. So we sat on a bench in the park and it was getting dark and I leaned in for the kiss but she leaned away and she said, sorry I don't kiss. And I said, oh well about a hug then. So she hugged me instead and I smelled her neck and it smelled pretty good. But then I never met her again. So I focused on the two ginger British girlfriends. One was called Cat actually I think the other one was called Cat as well. I think they were both called Cat I and dated both of them for several months at the same time without them knowing each other. One was disabled, kind of. She could walk but she got tired very quickly. She caused it a disability. I think she's just lazy and she had insomnia out so she never slept and she barely ate any food but she was still fat for some reason. But I only banged her once. 'cause after the first time she said she was too tired for round two. And then the sec I think, hmm. I think the first time we'd had sex was also the last time I ever went to see her. 'cause I didn't really wanna meet her again if we couldn't even fuck all day. I took her to the cinema. She said Daniel, you're cute but you have to learn to drive 'cause she didn't wanna walk everywhere. Oh yeah. She said I bruised her thighs with my hip bones. And then the other British girlfriend, uh, yeah I can't bother to tell the story again. I'm bored of it already. The story's so boring I can't even be bothered to finish it. Yeah, sitting born girl was the disabled one and then the Essex one was the ginger girlfriend from Essex. I nearly went over to her house when her mom was out, but I couldn't get a train there so I ended up not going. She said she had to go to the hospital to get syringed 'cause I bruised her so deeply. It swelled up. Caused internal swelling Apparently. Yeah. I took one to, it was either Holiday Inn or Premier Inn. I forgot outside of McDonald's in Mastone. I even made a video in the hotel room before she arrived. Why would they press charges for what she said I had to, she said Next time I'm gonna have to wrap your hips in bubble wrap so I don't bruise her. I don't think I've ever bruised the girls in their thighs by having sex with 'em before. Did they accept the package? Yes, but I didn't have a label so I couldn't send it. I'm getting a printer tomorrow and then I'll take it back to the post office and then prove to you that he was not trying to hint that he's not interested. Well I'm gonna pack it nicer today when I get my cellar tape from Amazon. I dunno why I always end up with Gingers. It's strange isn't it? I think I've only ever been with five, five British girls. One was really fat and I actually think she's the one that got me in trouble on Tinder. 'cause after I ghosted her, my Tinder stopped working. I stopped getting matches and everything. No, not Sunny. There was this other British girl I met on Tinder. She lived in Ashford and she had a child but she was a single mom. She said her daughter was staying with the dad for that night and I could come over. So I met her for the first time outside of the petrol station. She picked me up. She was so fat, she was massive. I was thinking, oh my God, how are we gonna have sex? Yeah, she was so horny. As soon as she got onto her house, she just started sucking me off and then we had sex. I was like rolling on top of her, like rolling on top of an exercise ball. And then we finished a night inside and then we watched Star Wars uh, Mandalorian in her bed. I thought the bed was gonna collapse. She was massive. We woke up the next day and I thought, oh my God, I'm gonna get off bed now. As soon as I nutted I just wanted to go home. But I knew, okay, I'm stuck here now for the whole night. So I woke up and IED again and then she drove me home. She said in the car, so do you wanna meet again? And I was like, yeah, <laugh>. As soon as I got home I blocked her and I ghosted her. Oh God. And then after that, for some reason my Tinder died and I couldn't get any matches. So I thought okay, I think I'm a shadow band. I'm gonna have some fun and put my dick on my profile picture and then I'll just make another Tinder. That didn't work out well. And then the three gingers and PI guess would make the five. I don't think I'm missing anything. Five British. We should make like a A chart on the whiteboard. The nationalities. One American, that half Japanese half American girl from Tinder. Two Koreans. Yeah. Two Koreans. Probably seven Japanese women. One French, one German, one Turkish, one Dutch one T. What happened to kick chat? Yeah, it's a bit quiet. You don't really have much going on. I've had a horrible day but today was just terrible. I dunno what happened today. Everything went wrong. I took the parcel to the post office. Um, they wouldn't send it because I didn't have a label and they wouldn't print one. I tried going to car to park. I couldn't get a parking ticket. So I went into the shop to buy chips. I couldn't get any chips 'cause they didn't have any chips. And then the string category automatically changed to watch party, which means you can't make any money. So the whole time I wasn't making any money and then I couldn't get the Bella box to work and then Nighthawk wouldn't work because my sim card ran out of data and I didn't realize. So I thought the Bella box bricks my sim card, which it didn't. So the stream was really laggy the whole time and wasn't making any money. And then, yeah, I came home and I was fiddling with sim cards. I nearly lost one sim card in the rug. Took ages to find it. I what a nightmare. Worst day of my life. But we spent all day problem solving and yeah, monitor return, no label done that one bought printer Nighthawk down. Uh, fixed stream category. I don't really know why. I mean I know why now it's because the phone fell on the floor and it was a black screen for like 20 minutes. No chips. I don't know who cares? Car pick, car park, ticket machine. I really, I can't fix that. I really dunno why I couldn't buy a ticket. So I'm not going back to that co-op. The ticket thing's rubbish. I shouldn't have to pay for parking when I'm parking in the supermarket car park. Should I? And they don't even sell chips. What about the satellite? Yeah, I don't even know. We'd have to go to a 5:00 PM opening fish and chip shop. Well the stream wasn't making any money 'cause the category was set to watch party and I couldn't change it back outside. So I had to rush home to switch it back to just chatting so I could actually make any money. So it would've been a waste of time. I spent any more time outside. So I just decided screw this, I'm going home. It's not worth it. Yeah, I know there's one hour free but I didn't think I'd have an hour. I didn't think an hour would be enough time to find the camera shop to print my label and then walk back to the co-op the, the Photoshop could be 20 minutes away, 15 minutes walk from the co-op. I didn't even know where it was. I did check and I saw one Photoshop and it looked weird so I thought I'm just gonna go home and get a printer at wherever. Yep. I've got my printer coming tomorrow. He said something about the white heart hotel, which I saw when I left. So yeah, today was just chaos. I didn't finish my main objective which was to get rid of the monitor. I didn't even finish the second objective, which was to buy chips. Oh I think my Amazon's here. Yeah I think that's maybe mine. Stupid camera keeps shutting off. Look, I open it shuts off. Why does it keep shutting? Why does it do that terrible app look open. Shut shut straight away. Oh no it's not my Amazon. My Amazon's coming at six. Okay. Oh God, today was so bad. Well it's okay. I think we fixed the main problems like the night hawk. I think I can get the better box running tomorrow. Get the print and the label sorted and I'll fix up the box tonight and then post office again on Monday. We'll be closed on Sunday. Really rubbish day. Can mods change the category of the stream? Don't change it but just see if you can, if I can't change it unless you can do a command. Can you do a command in the chat Change category. Oh you can category and then what? IRL something went wrong. Oh the cat Mr. Mel. Yeah. You've already been in there yesterday. What's so fascinating? Why is he not sniffing the cat? Nip? I think he found it. He found it. Did you find it? It's all over him now. Where's he going? My black cat when I was a teenager used to bring fleas in so much. The house was just full of fleas. My dad was constantly fogging the whole house to kill the eggs and I'd catch maybe six to 10 fleas a day. I remember being in my early twenties just sitting at home in between my Japan trips. I'd spend all day just picking fleas off myself. I'd be like Oh I found one. Oh I got it. The thing is with a flea, you can't kill it by squeezing it. You can't squish a flea. You need a hard surface to like squish them. But if you press them with a soft thing like your flesh it, they won't die. You feel like roll a spoon on them against a hard floor. So what I did was I'd get a bowl of soapy water and dunk them in it. 'cause without the slope they float to the top and jump out. So I put the slope in to break the surface tension and it sink to the bottom. Ugh. Use fingernails so they pop and all blood comes out. So yeah, I used just sit there feeling an itch and I'd slowly pull my sleeve off and see a flea and just pinch it off. And then I put it in the bowl of soapy water. My early mid twenties were all like that. We just couldn't get rid of the fleas. We put flea collar, flea treatment. It was a nightmare. I hated them get so itchy as well. My legs should be covered in flea bites. Where's a cat on? It's disappeared in my house. Better not be taking this shit. Oh it's there. Did it just come out of here? The house. Mr. Ow very rude walking around my house. This one doesn't seem to care that much about the cat. The other one rolls in it and then falls asleep for hours. That one just doesn't, it rolls a bit and then it walks off the front door's open 'cause I'm charging my car. I charged it for 12 hours. Yesterday I only did 50% and then I used it again today and it drained about 20%. So now I charge it again to try and get it to a hundred. I probably need like 20 hours to really to fully top it up. I need to pee. Hold on. Oh my god. You can change the category from the phone. You gotta type in the chat box forward slash Do you like my thumb, my wallpaper? You gotta type forward slash category And then the category name like IRL just chatting and then it changes. Well Helen something new. Yeah. Yeah. So I could've just done that instead of freaking out and rushing back home. No, only I can do it. You can't do it obviously. Look up this. Why does it show my face when I unlock my phone? But what? How do I get rid of that? Hmm. So I lost a bunch of my, I think I lost $20 maybe 'cause it was set to watch party. Really stupid. Oh market seems to be tanking. Good, good. Tank it all the way down there I'd make 150 pounds. There's so many dead flies in the corner in the spider webs and that big moth from your stage over there in the corner getting eaten by spiders. It is now six o'clock. Hmm Two hours until dinner. I'm not hungry now. Where aj? I think it's too early in New Zealand. She usually shows up around dinner time. I think it's exactly 12 hours time. Yeah it would be wouldn't it? Because I Googled if you drilled a hole from Lift and Devon straight down what would be on the other side of the earth and it said New Zealand. So if there's 24 hours in a day and the the other country's exactly halfway around the world then it would be 12 hours wouldn't it? 12 hours time difference. It makes perfect logical and scientifical sense. Turn socks off hot now 5:00 AM in New Zealand, 6:00 PM here. So yes, give or take one hour. It's about 12 hours. Dunno when we go out somewhere again maybe once I've gotten a Bella box working or maybe Kit Hill with Nighthawk. I haven't gone back to Kit Hill with Nighthawk. Last summer I was at Kit Hill, I was just using the Vodafone Sim and it was lagging a lot And then I fixed the lag by turning the data on and off when I was looking for the boomerang. Maybe I'll go look for the boomerang again. I still wanna go to lid for Gorge and tin ta gel castle. But I wanna make sure my setup's working first. Probably gonna need EE for Tinter gel castle 'cause it's on the coast. I'm gonna check the data. But my short term goals are I want to get the Bella box to work and hmm, gotta get rid of the monitor really I take it back to the post office now say look I've fixed the box. Is it up to your standards now I'll cocoon it in Celler tape. The whole thing would just be a cacophony of Celler tape. Sun's blinding me. Oh my god I can't see a thing. What is White Horse? Is it a pub? Is AJ actually keen to go to Thailand? Yeah, she seems like it. She was the one who brought it up. Actually I didn't ask her. She just asked me when I was going to Thailand and said November. She said if she's in the same area at that time we could meet up. She said she'd never been to Thailand before. She would like to go and then we could meet as well. At the same time she goes to Indonesia a lot. I said we could stream do a road trip. Although I dunno how good the internet is outside of Bangkok for Stream. Yeah I said I'll bankroll the whole thing if you stream with me. She seemed pretty pleased with that. See don't ever say I don't do favors for people. I like stupid Johan. He's like oh have you ever heard Daniel say I like this person, I want to do them a favor. Uh, literally say that all the time. I would happily pay for AJ's trip to Thailand in exchange for her services on stream. Also it'd be cool if we can like maybe meet again in the future. Stay as friends. I think one of my problems is uh, I meet people and then never meet them again. So it'd be cool if we could like set up a recurring thing if she, so the main thing is how is she going to react to being onstream? 'cause we all know what happened to Sunny. She liked it in the beginning and then hated it. My ma my main concern is she can't handle it. People are gonna say mean things. That's my main concern. But if we hang out and it's fun, yeah we could hang out again and it could even be off stream if she doesn't wanna stream and maybe she hates streaming but still wants to meet. Yeah I'd be down for that. Why not? I'm a bit worried though because Sonny was so into the stream and she was the one who was suggesting we stream. I didn't say let's stream, it was her idea. I would've been totally okay meeting off stream. But she seemed excited to be on stream in the beginning and then she hated it 'cause she couldn't handle the jokes and the banter. I think you just gotta keep in mind that some people will like you, some people will dislike you and make fun of your looks. Most people would not have a problem with your looks. 'cause let's face it, everyone looks kind of weird in their own way. I think most people won't have problem with your looks. Some people will think you look weird for some weird reason and then try and make fun of you for it. And then some people are just gonna do it on purpose to try and trigger you. So the three main responses really I get mad people pointing out my lump 'cause it's not a lump, it's a muscle. It's the masticating muscle when you chew. The problem is with girls is 80% of people could be saying wow you look great. But because there's like 10 or 20% of people making fun of your looks, they focus on that and then they ignore all of the nice comments and then they say, oh everyone's bullying me. Everyone's talking shit. No it's just a small handful. While I think people were mostly quite nice to Sonny in the beginning, but in her eyes she thought everyone hated her. Maybe I've got to do like mental prepping. Mental prepping training course. And the problem is it doesn't matter why I say, I keep saying oh they're just idiots. They're just trolls. They probably look weird themselves but it doesn't really help 'cause they're gonna think what they think. Yeah, the debt's growing because the stupid kick hasn't given me my money or they've given it but my bank hasn't given me my money. I think it'll come tonight and I'll wipe out the overdraft. I have 1,416 pounds on its way. But last time I got paid was last Friday. Wasn't it midnight? So it could be this Friday. Today, tonight. Oh god. I'm boiling now it's concerned. But she's like a sauna. They should pay every day. That'll be good. They should pay every hour. I need to get out of it boiling. I feel like I'm gonna in in incinerate self incinerate. Oh god I was gonna get heat work in there. Yeah I moved everything back. <laugh>. It's so much nicer like this. It feels so much bigger in the room. Yeah, much better. I've got all the pillows back as well. Out the car. Way better. Yeah, I think I like the room like this. I don't really need to add anything more. Slightly bigger desk would be nice L shape and then get a bigger monitor. And then the TV over there. 85 inch. I imagine the 85 inch monitor goes wrong. How am I gonna send that back? It won't even fit in my car. It's also funny how easy it was to move everything back. Now my back doesn't hurt. It's also way nicer to sit here 'cause the wooden mantle piece isn't hitting my head. Look. Oh yeah. When did the camera fall over? Oh this was on the way home wasn't it? God it was disconnected so long. Look, I think the whole, the whole car journey was disconnected. Jesus until I got out. Yeah. Kick. Still paying. I felt like I was in Amazon Flex again delivering this parcel. I still don't understand why it disconnected on the way there for the whole trip. When some yesterday it was fine wasn't it? That was with the night hawk. Does the night hawk really made that much difference? It seems like it was disconnected the whole time. Really annoying. Got to prepare better next time. Giant potato near my chair. Oh the cardboard box. It's my monitor. It broke and I have to send it back. I tried sending it back today but I didn't have a label and they wouldn't print it for me. I went to the post office. I got the clip. Yep. Going. It is going the way it is going in impact. Yeah. Not very good. Yeah. So the brake move. Yeah. Uh I think it's quite secure. That's what you think is square and it is monitored inside. Yeah it is already broken. Yeah. And then you were saying if it's going for repair. Yeah so it might break even further and then they might not be able to repair it. Yeah I think it's fine. Yeah. But I don't care because they get my money back anyway. Okay. Yeah. So what, what do you have there? Um, I need to print this label. Can I print it here? No, unfortunately not. No I have to maybe go to that. Yeah, it's just stating the obvious. So if it breaks more then they can't repair. Yeah they can. If they can't repair it then I'll get my money back. So why do I care about that? Getting my night back? So, well first I did not say T here I said <laugh>. I went Yeah I think it's pretty secure. <laugh>. I did not go T like that. Stop spelling it. Like I said it like a little girl just put her like HEH No there were horizontal lines flickering and then it went black and then it wouldn't turn on again. And now when you try and turn it on, the LG logo pops up briefly and then it flickers white lines. Yeah, I do the nervous laughter thing a lot. I really need to stop it. It Why was I nervous? Because I've got a fucking phone strapped on my chest at like a moron. I don't think you realize how stupid I look streaming outside with a phone strapped to my shoulder. I'm surprised no one says anything about it Apart from kids. I've got a bright blue phone strapped to my shoulder. I look like an idiot. Or sorry I'm on camera. Sorry. I'm a bit more nervous than usual. I'm constantly worried that I'm going to get in trouble for filming. Yeah. I really need to stop doing that stupid <laugh> stupid laugh. I do. I did it a lot with Elvis Ian in the interview where I would say something it wasn't even funny but I'd laugh. I really hate that about the way I talk. Hmm. Well he didn't say that he wouldn't send it did he? He just warned me that if I send it like that it's gonna break even more. Uh, no it won't. How does he know? Do you know how much foam and carpet underlay and how many layers of cardboard I've cocooned that monitor in? You could drop that off a 10 story building and it'll be fine. Trust me, he thinks the monitor's just in there with no padding or anything. So I really doubt it's gonna break more in there unless they drop kick it into the van. I mean I basically drop kicked in, body slammed it already and I beat it with a stick. So if it's not broken already then don't think it's gonna suffer much worse. No I don't laugh when riding. Bobby why would I laugh? Why would I be nervous? I let out orgasmic cries of pleasure like that. I hope it does break. He thinks I'm worried about it breaking in transit. Oh no. I hope it breaks in transit so I get a new bloody monitor or get my money back. I want my money back. Yeah, but if it was broken more because of the packaging, how would they know that the packaging caused it breaking more? 'cause I've packed it really well. It just looks bad. It looks ugly but it's packed very securely in the ugliness. It's wrapped in foam. Do you know what carpet underlay is? It is a thick foam. I wrapped it in foam and bubble wrap in plastic and it's in at least two or three layers of cardboard. There's no way that's gonna break. And also what if I packed it well but the postman damaged it So then I'll say oh the postman did it. It wasn't like that when I packed it. Whatever. Just repair the fucking thing. That's your job. Your job is to repair the monitor 'cause it's under warranty. Shut the fuck up complaining. Repair it or gimme my, my my my money back. How stupid of a repair shop would it be if they say Oh it is, it's damaged too much, we cannot repair it. Well then gimme my money back. Well gimme a new one. It's supposed to save the monitor box. Oh oh. I was supposed to bring all my cardboard boxes from my mom's house in my car and bring it to Devin expecting the monitor was gonna break in a couple months when I was hoping it was gonna last 10 years. I and I built a box to save money and also kill time on stream. When you stream 15 hours a day, you look for anything you can do to kill time on stream. Otherwise I'll just be sitting on the sofa for the whole time becoming more and more depressed. I need to find stuff to do. The whole goal of this is keep doing stuff. Keep the cameras rolling, keep the talks talking and we gotta keep this gravy train going. Pick the weeds. Yeah, maybe it's just kind of hot right now. If they send it back to you in the same box, I don't know. I'll just cancel my direct debit and not pay them anymore. Why am I paying for a broken monitor that I didn't break? Hmm. Market closed. Interesting. Oh I guess it's UK market closed so no market open until Sunday night. Debt collectors ruthless. Well they can have the monitor let them collect the monitor. I give them the monitor, then debt collectors come. I'll be like okay here's the monitor. There you go. Collect away. They won't know that it's broken would they? Do you think they'll check? So if the debt collectors knock on the door and they want, I don't know, 800 pounds worth of tech to replace to pay to pay the debt, I'll just give them a monitor. They won't know it's broken. What are they gonna do? Test it before they leave? Well what they gonna repo My laptop, my sex, they have my lube. Well I'll run away to Thailand. What are they gonna do? I'm now paying monthly for two things that I don't even have or don't even work. I'm paying for the livey solo and the monitor. 50 pounds a month and none of them are usable. Dunno about Thailand. I got a reply from the Thai elite company. They said I need to provide proof of my education visa when I went to their language school. I can't be bothered. What proof? Like the email saying welcome to the school. I'll just go as a Taurus get 60 day stamp. That's quite long. I mean AJ's not staying for 60 days anyway. I think the whole idea of like getting a condo and living there, I don't know anymore. Um uh why do I keep buying things to improve my stream? I need the nighthawk for better outside connection. I need uh, what else did I buy? Oh the switch to, I don't know actually I bought that to get views on YouTube. What else did I buy? The emus that's going back tomorrow And what's in that box? Oh the switch to Yeah I shouldn't have bought the emus. I thought it would be good but it's rubbish. I can't believe phones are this thin and they wanna make even thinner phones. What's the point? I canceled the Nighthawk return. I think I will keep it actually seeing how shit the stream looked today without it. Yeah I have a budget. It's called save as much as I can unless I wanna buy something. I don't see the point having a budget you just save as much as you can and spend as much as you can. Why do you need to say oh okay I'm only gonna spend 500 this month. No, if there's something I need, I'll spend whatever I need to spend 'cause I need it. Otherwise I wouldn't buy it. If I didn't need it, I wouldn't buy it. I wouldn't buy it just because my budget allows me to, even if I didn't need it and I wouldn't not buy it just because my budget says I can't buy, I buy whatever the fuck I want. Stupid budget thinks it can tell me what to do. Well the sim I used was the lab sim going there which is on the Vodafone network so it should have been good but it wasn't. And so I think the night hawk does actually make a difference. Yeah, projectors is going back tomorrow. Post ladies coming to it up, it's right there under my feet. I thought the Nighthawk had a problem but it wasn't the night it was the sim card. The Vodafone sim had no more data left. I thought the Bella box bricked it. I was trying to set the Bella box up this morning but I couldn't get it working But I think I understand now what I need to do. Oh wow. Thanks. I apologize for yesterday. Also, I apologize for telling you to work at McDonald's. It's clear you enjoy this farm home in that you wouldn't enjoy working a mid wage job. Not that many of us can just sit in rent on and on about nonsense on days. Why we say yeah, well this is boring to be honest, unless I'm doing something cool, which is not much of the time this is boring. But working at McDonald's is also boring but working at McDonald's is boring and you have to go there, wear the uniform, do the work or else you get told off and talk to people. This is boring and I get to do whatever one don't have to talk to anyone. So obviously it's better. McDonald's is only better in the way that usually McDonald's has a lot of cute girls working in the kitchen 'cause they're young and they're broke. McDonald's is like a good entry job. Lots of oily body young ladies working at McDonald's. That's only positive And maybe you get free food for lunch. Your manager would be half your age. Yeah, that's the embarrassing thing. I at my age I should be the manager at McDonald's not doing the chips. Yeah, I used to do Uber Eats at ales for McDonald's. The girl that served was so fucking cute. She'd look deeply into my eyes and say order number 5 7 3 8 8. I'd say that's me. Thanks. She had brown hair, a small face, large eyes. Her eyelashes fluttered like a butterfly. I saw this other hot girl as well doing Uber eats. She had a big bum. She looked like eastern European. She drove a little Fiat 500 and a lot of the girls working at McDonald's quite hot looking mainly 'cause they're not fat yet. Most women are pretty good looking actually if they're not fat, the problem is they get fat and they lose their looks but if they were not fat they'd still be pretty good looking. Everyone just looks so much better when they're not fat unfortunately. But we live in a society full of delicious foods. I had a donut just now and it was so good. Uh, they're not high school. They're university students actually getting their first job. Even in the fish and chip shop, two young cute girls were serving served me two fat sausages. Do you do slo slo? She said it like she's never heard of it before. Let's face it, all these cute young girls are gonna end up massive in like five years time. They'll get a better job in an office where all they do is sit at a computer and they'll be eating donuts and five cups of tea a day and the only walking they do is to the car park to get in their car and then drive home. And then they'll go home and sit on the sofa eating donut and tea and Kit Kats and then they get massive. I've seen it. I've worked in an office, they're all fat. There's this one woman called Debbie and she was fucking massive. You know she just sits there all day eating donuts and tea. They, these women with university education, they all end up in some office job 'cause it pays well and they're too lazy to get a job where they actually have to move that ass. They get some lazy office job but all they do is type some shit into a computer and you sit there sipping tea and donuts all fucking day long and then they become huge. Here's why I don't date British girls and you do some 10 hour treks in the mos with me, middle class white English girls, all like that. Oh I, I've got my uni degree. Oh I've got my bachelor's in arts and sciences. And then they get a stupid job in an office and their job is, their job could be done by copilot. All they do is reply to emails and set up meetings or do some stupid graphic design. They don't do anything hard. AI could do it easily. And then the bosses, the managers are like middle-aged men who just want a harem of women surrounding him so he can feel big. I see right through the faade I see them interviewing all the people and they only choose the hot young girls to give the job to and they're like well it should work here. You're gonna have to be AUN player. Are you a team player? Say yes daddy. And then you get the job fucking sick or these managers or bolding and like middle-aged probably in a sexless marriage as well. And it's get life. You just know these managers are only choosing the girls to give the job to you just know it. Oh hey cri, how are you doing at the camp? What did I end up doing today? Oh my god, everything went wrong today. First of all, I couldn't get the bella box working. I thought the Bella box bricks, my sim card, the sim card wouldn't work. So I thought the night hawk was broken so I couldn't do my streaming setup 'cause the nighthawk was broken. So I put the sim card in my phone but it wouldn't work in the phone. So I used my iPhone as a hotspot and then it worked but then it lagged and then I took my box to the post office but the stream lagged the whole way there. So it was just a black screen. So the stream category changed to watch party, which means you can't make any money. So I was out there for like two hours not making any money and then I took the box to the post office and then he wouldn't let me send it because I didn't have a label and he couldn't print the label. So then I went to co-op to park and then I couldn't print a parking ticket 'cause the stupid ticket machine wasn't working. So I couldn't park there very long to go and find the camera shop to print the label. So I gave up on that and I went into the co-op to buy frozen chips but they didn't sell any frozen chips. So then I gave up and came back home and everything was a failure. And then I lost my sim card in the furry rug and it took me ages to find it. So I wasted the whole day and I achieved nothing. So it was a long stressful day and resulted in absolutely nothing. I managed to fix all the problems but I just ended up back at step one before achieving anything. Uh, now I've ordered a printer coming tomorrow so I can print the label and I've gotta fix up this box 'cause it is starting to break apart actually maybe the postman man was right. So I fix up the box today and then print off the label tomorrow and then take it to the post office again on Monday. And this time use the night hawk. I'm sending the monitor. You remember the monitor there? It broke so I've gotta send it for repairs. It's gonna cost me a hundred pounds 'cause I also gotta pay postage and it's 10 kg. Big box is not gonna be cheap with tracking. It's gonna be like 30 pounds at least. And I had to pay 40 pounds for a printer and paper. So nearly 70 pounds. Yeah, I wish you were here so you could gimme a nice BJ that would solve the stress. I dunno how it broke. I was just using it like usual and then it just suddenly glitched out and went black and never came back on again. Going to the library. Uh, number one, I don't know where the library is. I don't even think there's, is there a library in Oak Hampton? Probably not. Do they have a printer? Who knows? Can I get that all done within an hour without overstaying in the carpark? I don't think so. Google it. You Google it. Why don't you help me out a little bit? I've already got so much in my pint so I don't know if I could do that all in an hour and I couldn't get a ticket to extend my stay. I kept, I kept swiping my card on the ticket machine. It wouldn't do anything. It said please wait and then I waited and nothing happened. What's that outside. Oh people getting in the car. Moved to waitress car park. Yeah but that one you also have to pay and I dunno if the machine would work. I was too stressed and I was making no money 'cause the stupid stream category changed to just um, watching watch party. So yeah, it's just best to come home. Reset re-plan. Yeah, I was really stressing out. It's a dog barking outside. Might go home early 'cause you pulled a muscle. Well leave the camp. Well at least you'll be in the chat again more. I guess we all missed you so much. But who's looking after your cats when you're at the camp? God damn dog's freaking out outside. Oh wow. Thanks. There is a library Hampton on. No, not empty. You should go and ask them all the Crips going to crush you but I will try to help her. Get her to How do I do that? Hmm? Is she really gonna crush me? I'll take her on a five hour trek in the mos. We can bang on the hilltop. I swear you can bang on the hilltop. No one would know you've got a bird's eye view of the entire surrounding area. You would see anyone approaching before. I mean you could probably nut before they even get close. Also, I don't usually like girls riding me anyway so I don't really think Crips gonna ride me anyway. And I'm pretty sure if she did ride me she would use her knees and thighs to support her own body weight. I would, I probably only let a girl ride me if she was much smaller than me and lighter. I mean Pia was pretty small and light but I still didn't let her ride me 'cause she might accidentally make me come. That's the reason I don't like being ridden is 'cause I can't control the coming with my my own movements. So if I'm about to accidentally come, I'll stop. But if she's riding me I need to make her stop so I need to be in control or so I accidentally come and it'll be over in 10 seconds. So yeah, the new plan is we get the label, I stick it on myself. I go to the post office early hoping there's a parking spot. If not, I go to co-op again. The problem is, I dunno if I can, it'll take Asia to carry it from the car park in car down to the post office. So I'm thinking I go to a different post office, maybe a different post office. So annoying. A lot of these post offices are in high streets or in crowded areas. Maybe there's a bigger post office with a proper car park somewhere further away. I need to research maybe AI knows. Let me see. It's glitching now. Hey Daniel, you're back. How's it going? Yes, I'm back my friend. I can't wait to meet you. It's great to hear from you Daniel. I'm excited too. What's okay, whatever start. So I need to find a big post office with a nice car park to park my car 'cause I'm carrying a big large object to be posted and I'm in Devon. So around the Lifton area would be good. There's a post office in fourth Street, Lifton P 11 six aa. It should have parking available for you. Give them a ring at oh 1 5 6. Is it a big post office? Lifton Post office is a local branch. So it might not be the No I don't want a local post. I want a big post office with a nice big car park. Got it. Let me find you a larger post office with ample parking nearby. It seems post offices near Lifton are smaller and don't have large car park. Look it doesn't have to be in Lifton. Look for a 50 mile radius around Lifton. I've got a car, you know, point taken. Let me broaden the search for a larger post office with parking within a 50 mile radius of Lifton. Okay, it seems it's highlighting local options. Again, a quick recommendation. Exeter's main post office might fit your needs. It's a larger branch with good parking and is within your radius. Yeah, but it's in a city. I don't really want to go to the city. I understand. Let's look for a large post office in a more rural area with ample parking. Avoiding city centers. Let's try again. Hmm. The search didn't return. Any large rural post offices with big car parks. Would you prefer to try a different area or maybe compromise on site? Okay, maybe I can compromise a local post office if there's hot women there with big bum. I can't help with that type of request. If you need help with finding a post office or any other inquiries, I'm here for you. Just find me a post office where the people working there are hot women. I can't determine the appearance of people at a post office if you need assistance with practical information. Okay, but which post office branch would you say has the best women working there? I can't provide information about the appearance of people working at post office. Ah, well then what do you suggest if I wanna bang a post office woman? Sorry, can we change the subject? Change my backside. You should fuck. I can't help with stupid useless prick. I can change the subject. Changed my diaper. Sorry, I can't help you with that subject. Oh you donated. I didn't get the notification. Hold on. Lemme check. It's annoying. I've got manually approve every donor now or else I get inward spam. Let's see the website's so slow as well. Look, I dunno if it's so slow to open a webpage. Come on. Oh my god. What can use this website? I'm trying to open it. I don't understand why it's not opening <laugh>. Oh my god. Let me try the PC version. Everything's going wrong. I don't understand. The whole website just doesn't work. Look, it's just buffering. It's not loading the page. Oh my god. Hmm. It's also logged me out. That's a bit worrying. It's just not loading. It's doing something. No, that's just a white page Stream. Labs not working. Oh what is it? Just that website or every website. But how can every website be lagging? If I'm streaming? I mean Twitch is working. Look, look, all the other websites are fine. Stream Labs. I think Stream Labs is having a problem. I just, I can't get onto it. I'll try and check it later. But thanks. Hope this helps you relax until I make you come. <laugh>. Very generous. It's just not working. Ask ai. Oh fuck <laugh>. Hi again. Daniel. Do you know if the website Stream Labs is down right now? Stream Labs seems to be up and running at the moment. If you're experiencing issues it might be a localized problem. I'm trying to refresh the dashboard. It's just not loading. But other websites are loading. That sounds annoying. Could be a temporary issue with Stream Labs. Try clearing your browser cache or using a different browser to see if that helps. I tried it on my laptop and my phone. It seems like the issue might be on stream Lab's end. They could be experiencing problems with their servers. You might have to wait a bit and try again later. Oh okay. Okay. I see you load to cry. I guess when I do manage to play the donor, you might not be here but everyone will be able to enjoy it. Yeah, it's not loading. Nope not working. Hmm. Why does everything go wrong today? Is it Friday the 13th? No, still don't have my kick money. Where we receive your parcel from Amazon delivery due Saturday. 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM Well the printer, they're sending the printer with Royal Mail from Amazon. Interesting. So maybe the person who picks up the emus will also be the same one who drops off the printer. Yeah, the being delivered by Royal Mail. It's weird. They don't have enough Amazon drivers or something. I prefer Royal Mail 'cause they actually deliver early. Amazon always delivers 7:00 PM I No, no, no, no, no, no. Well maybe they didn't keep firing drivers for stupid reasons. When I worked for every, there were a lot of Amazon packages. I thought wait, am I delivering for Amazon or what? I thought I was working for every half the stuff was Amazon stuff. I thought it was funny 'cause I just got fired from Amazon and now I'm delivering Amazon again. Can't get rid of me. Apart from they did. Yeah. I'm happy with my shoes. They still smell really good. Maybe I shouldn't have washed them such high temperature though. I might boost it bottle and then I think Hmm. Used up all the glue. Hmm. So much rubbish now. Ah, you said they were ruined. Hmm. Well I thought they were 'cause I thought they shrunk and I wasn't able to wear them. Uh, stream lab still down. Um, technically they're ruined because look, see this? Where is it? There's a hole. Well there was a hole. Yeah. Look, see Ruined. Oh God it stinks here. Oh, put with the stink for a week. I dunno why I'm so out of breath today. Oh no I didn't pack the emus lens cap back in. Shove it in there. Yeah. I think the post woman's gonna pick up the emus and deliver the printer at the same time. One in one out tidy up the shelf maybe. Mm-hmm <affirmative> tidying up my house. Content. Oh, this battery. Is it dead? Get paid to to my house. <laugh> the nose strips. Yeah. These don't really do anything, do they? I that's what I'm saying. There's no blackhead on my nose. That's why nothing comes out when I use them. 'cause they're not blackheads idiot. How do you know it's a woman? Because the, there's only two post people and they're both women. I've never seen a postman delivered to my house. It's always a lady. My application for the postman job got rejected by the way. In case you were wondering. But there's the Bella got it connected with the ethernet. Ah, I feel tired. Ah, I wish I had a big screen on the wall with the chat so I could read the chat without holding my phone. Seven o'clock. We've got three, two, three, one, six hours left. Oh God. Uh, that made me feel that my life's so boring. Only toilet again. Testing. No, this layout is way better. I dunno what you're talking about. Talking rubbish. Wow. My hair looks pretty good. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. All. Okay, so this is my new stream set up. Did I use more Vera? No, I think I'm good. My skin is back to normal now. Where are my scissors? Aha. My favorite time. Kidding. Activity. No. I like my co-pilot's voice. He sounds like Harry Potter. Okay. Yeah. This setup's way better like this. Oh, stream Labs works. Now. Where's Crypt? Oh wow. Thanks Crypt. Hope this helps you take some stress away until I'm there to make you come. Can't wait. It's so generous. My face looks really fat in that donation picture. Crazy. That's what two years in Thailand does too. My hair. It's so far. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I get drunk. Hmm Hmm. Where's my Amazon? It should be coming soon. Six 30 to 8 30 0 9 Stops away. I guess it'll be coming in a minute. No. What's arriving? Sell a tape. Very exciting. Fix up my box. I fix up my box for Monday. I think that's him. I think that's him. I hear a heavy vehicle. It's probably him. Amazon guy. Yeah. He's here. Hello? He didn't even say hello. So rude. I said hello And he didn't even say hello back. He just went, choose rude. If someone says hello, they say hello back. It's not hard is it? Why do I even bother? Sometimes I wonder why I even bother being polite. That's why I hated knocking the door when I did every, sometimes I'd ring the doorbell and they'd answer the door and I'd be like, hello? And they would just grunt, be like, yeah, and take the parcel and close the door. And I'd be like, fuck you then. Stupid fucking prick. Next time I won't knock the door. Who was so rude? I'd rather he just leave it at the door. But he knocked the door. So I thought maybe he's waiting for me to come and answer the door. What he should do is take the photo and then knock and then walk away. That's what I did. Well, I ran away. I'd take the photo and then dump it and run. I like the other guy who was really friendly. Oh my God. Let's just sneeze. I guess I'll fix up the box. Although no rush. I guess. Well, maybe I can go to the post office tomorrow if I get my printer early. But I gotta set up the printer. I hope it's not hard. Had I fixed TTSI didn't. It fixed itself. I refreshed it. And now the website works So silly, isn't it? What did I do today? Failed everything. Couldn't send my monitor. Didn't have a, didn't have a label. The post office couldn't print it. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Ah. Five hours and 54 fucking minutes. I think the hair's looking better. We have do an extra hour. 'cause I missed an hour 'cause the category got changed to a watch party. No, I can't do 24 hours. I collapse. I need my wakin sleep. What's this a parcel force? Your parcel from a geek court has been dispatched. What would that be? I thought Royal Mail was sending my printer Geek Force. I don't know what that would be. Hmm. Dunno. Unless Geek Force sells the printer. It doesn't say, I don't know. It says I got the printer from Cannon. So who's Geek Force? Maybe it's the toilet paper. Why would the toilet paper be sold by a company called Geek Force? I, I have no idea. I already got an email from Royal Mail saying the prince is coming now I've got one from parcel force saying it's something's coming on Saturday. I don't know what that is. My tongue hurts on the side and sometimes you get a painful lump on the side of my tongue. I dunno what that is. My t-shirt. Well this not really t-shirts long sleeve. I got on Amazon. Print is coming tomorrow. Should come in the morning. Mm. But I won't be able to get it all ready before rush hour. So I get it ready on Sunday or Saturday and then go early on Monday to the post office on a Friday. Mm-hmm. Mm. Nah, I might do my box. Whoa. I accidentally put hair in this cup. God chat is dead as fuck. Jesus fucking Christ getting bored again. Oh, eyes on the money. Money eyes. It's 25 pushups. How many are actually here? Like two people Fucking stupid size isn't it? I mean if gonna gimme money, I, okay we miss is packed. He is boring as fuck. Yeah, I know. I'm just a regular guy who has a boring life. Um, and I have to say crazy stuff to get people to watch and then people are like, oh, Daniel says the most despicable things on stream. Yeah. Because I have to, otherwise people find me boring as fuck 'cause I'm just a normal guy. I'm pretty boring. I don't have a crazy life. So I end up having to just say stupid stuff like oh whatever. And then you get idiots like Johan thinking. That's what I'm actually like when actually I'm just saying it 'cause it's the only way to get people to watch my fucking stuff. Otherwise I'm just normal guy taping up his parcels. Yeah. I'm boring 'cause I'm just a normal guy living a normal life. And the only way I got views on YouTube was by saying messed up stuff. And then the fucking idiots are like, oh this guy, he says messed up stuff. What is wrong with him? No, you fucking moron is 'cause the only way I get any views or get people to think I'm interesting is when I say messed up stuff and the facts you can't see that proves how fucking stupid you are. Fucking boring if I don't say messed up stuff. Yeah. I'm boring as fuck. No one wants to watch. Oh look, look everyone chatting now. Oh you are so quiet. Two minutes. No look everyone chatting now. 'cause now I'm saying messed up stuff. Fucking hell. Whoa. Wow. Everyone's talking now and then your idiots like Johan saying, uh, Daniel says to my messed up stuff. Yeah, I have to. Otherwise no one finds me. Interesting. You idiot. Fucking Johan. No brains Johan. If I don't say messed up stuff, um, no one cares about what I'm doing. That's so it is, you've also done a lot of messed up stuff. Yeah. And why do you think that is? So I've got, you know, you can't have messed up stuff to talk about unless you've done the messed up stuff. You stupid fucking moron. How? How do I have messed up stuff to talk about if I haven't done the messed up stuff? God, you're thick. How thick are you? Obviously I've gotta do the messed up stuff to be able to talk about it later. Be able to talk. That's what pisses me off. 'cause people just like, I don't know, they think uh, I'm some kind of psycho 'cause of the stuff I say when I have to say the stuff to get people. I mean, look at Turkey, Tom and Elvis, the alien. They would not have made a video about me if it wasn't for all the crazy stuff I said. They only had a video and they only had content to make about me because of the stuff I said. Otherwise they would have nothing to make a video about. Well some guy in his living room packing boxes. Wow. And people pissed me off like, oh, Daniel's boring as fuck when he's being normal yet. I know. That's why I have to be weird to get people to watch. Otherwise you don't watch. So I gotta do weird stuff all the time, don't I? Hmm. Okay, let's get this box wrapped up. Slowest haircut ever. <laugh>. Yeah. My haircuts take months. <laugh>, by the time I finish cutting my hair, it is already grown long again and I've gotta cut it all off, off of and I've gotta cut it all off again. I'll finish cutting my hair and it'll be good for like one month. And then it's really long again. 'cause it grows faster than the rate of which I'm cutting it <laugh>. The hair actually grows faster than it's being cut. It's like trimming a bon site. It's relaxing. Okay, fucking box. So we start off at this end. I think I gotta wrap this all up. Wrap it up. All the post stand. I just spin it around the top like a spider. You know, I shouldn't have told him. It's a monitor. I should have just said it's some blankets. Just say it's a vet cover. Oh God. I need a break. My back hurts again. Oh my back. I'm gonna wrap the whole thing in cell tape. Oh my back hurts again now. Ah, you making a a mummy? Yeah. Oh, what was that? Oh, something just fell out. My hair. I thought it was a moth. The moth, the big moth from yesterday is dead in the conservatory. Okay. I feel like Dexter, you know Dexter, he wraps up his victims in plastic. I fishing. It looks like a boat. It looks like I'm making a little boat. That is one, one entire roll of tape. You know the funny thing is that box is exactly the same as it was before. I wrapped it in tape. But just 'cause it looks neater, the postman man will probably say, oh yeah, it looks much better now. It's literally the same. It's just got more tape on it. More tape on it doesn't mean it's gonna break less easily, it just means maybe it's not gonna fall apart as easily. But the thing inside is gonna stay the same. Like the the box is the same. It's just got more tape on it. It just looks neater. It's a silly thing isn't it? He kept saying, oh he is gonna, if it's wrapped insecurity, it's gonna break more. That's just 'cause I wrapped it in a whole roll of tape doesn't mean it's gonna have any more chance or less chance of breaking more or less. So I don't see how the logic works. Wrapping it all up in tape just meant that it's not gonna fall apart the box that is, but the thing inside of it, it's still as snug and safe as it was before the wrapping. But if I send it like that, they'll be like, oh, it's pretty good. Tick your Sam really have HIV people have been saying that for years. Now is it a rumor? I mean, if it's a rumor or, I mean if it's true, why doesn't he just say, yeah, it's true guys. I got HIV. So if it was true, how did it get leaked then? It's true. Unless one of his friends leaked it. So then he might as well just admit it. Unless he doesn't want to admit it. 'cause it's like, hmm. And then, I don't know. Embarrassing. I thought he said it was, was not true. Okay, have a look at my box now. What do you think? Hmm? Wait, I still need more tape. Needs more tape at the top. Still some cardboard exposed. Oh, it keeps tearing. What? No. Oh, okay. Okay. Look at it now. Now tell me if that's not one damn good looking box. Look at that. Come on. That's good. That's secure. There's no way they can say that's not secure and no way. That's completely secure. How's the label gonna stick on it? It just stick it on top. Box has to be nice. No it doesn't. You know I'm a professional delivery driver. I have, I have delivered thousands of packages for Amazon and every, you think I never saw a funny looking box? You think all the boxes were perfect? You must be joking. I saw all kinds of shapes. There's no such thing as saying the box must be your square shape. They'll not accept it. Well, if you're wrong, then I better be getting an apology. Bet your points on it. Then I'll, I'll do a new prediction for Monday. It's silly 'cause right, so if the box is square and it got damaged, then it's okay. But if the box is a weird shape and it got damaged and it's not okay, it makes no sense. Talking rubbish again. Look at that. It looks like a sledge. They literally accepted it today when it looked worse. So you don't know what you're talking about. The only reason I didn't send it is 'cause I didn't have a label. I said, can I print a label? He said, no, there's a Photoshop down the road. He didn't say there's a Photoshop down the road, but we can't send it like this. Did he? He didn't say he can't send it. He said he'll send it, but um, it might break more. I said I don't care. It's fine. He didn't say they couldn't send it, did they? He said we can't print the label unfortunately. But there's, and he directed me to a label shop. So I'm pretty sure the only problem was having a label. Okay. See, very secure. Extremely secure <laugh>. Look, if we all left, this dude would be fucked. Oh, be my guest. Ambiguous man. And leave. Oh wait, I know how to make you leave band. See ya. Have fun leaving on your own bitch. Here, I'll, I'll make it easier for you. Goodbye. Fuck. Face the have fun leaving on your own prick. Now you can sit and watch in silence as the master destroys your anus. Oh, what's that? Ambiguous man. Oh, I can't hear you because you're fucking banned. You bitch still can't hear you. Oh maybe 'cause you're fucking banned. Suck it. Bet he's seething now. Now who's leaving? Who? Oh, let's see. Look. Look at that. It's not weird at all. Oh God. Little break and then dinner time. I used the whole roll of tape. You could take that sing and ride it down a hill. Unload six rolls of tape onto it. Is it sturdy enough now? Sturdy enough for you. Secure enough for you. Now you know, Amazon should send me a box for free. Why do I have to pay for a box? And they better be reimbursing me for the postage fucking Amazon People were saying why I didn't keep the original box. 'cause I didn't think it would fucking break. I've never had a monitor break before. And I, I buy a lot of stuff on Amazon. I don't want a mountain of boxes in my bedroom. And obviously I wouldn't bring the box with me when I moved out with Sunny. You think I'm gonna start packing cardboard boxes in my car when there's already not enough space? People are brain dead. But you really think start packing empty boxes in my car. Oh my God. Utterly brain dead. No, I couldn't get the bella box to work, but I think I've figured it out now. I found a tab on the website that shows you how to do it. <laugh>. And I didn't notice in the morning. I need the ingest key. Apparently the ingest key is where you put the stream Id, I'll probably do it tomorrow morning before I start the stream. Wouldn't want you, wouldn't want to bore you all by trying to set up something and then breaking my current setup. Streams himself. Streaming. That makes no sense. If I got a filter on, no, I'm just naturally beautiful. It is not a filter. Shut up. I've just been drinking lots of water. Five hours to do to, I just need my printer and we're good to go back to the post office. I need to find a new post office. I don't like that one. It's hard to park. Maybe if I go really early but then I have to stream really early. Uh, no I didn't break it. It's on stream. It broke whilst I was using it. It was right on stream. So I got video proof that I did not break it. I was using it normally and it went black. So again, you're wrong. Where's my apology? Yeah. Ah, yeah. Okay. I might have broken it after it's already broken, but who cares? That's like beating a corpse with a stick is already dead. So who fucking cares if it's already broken? Who cares if I chuck it around? It's already broken. How can it break more? What a dumb comment. If I use a dead body as a punching bag, it's already dead. So who cares? Idiot. Oh now that I've proved you wrong, instead of apologizing, you're resorting to insults. Lame and pathetic. At least know when you're wrong and own up to it whilst wow, snitching on me. What a little douche bag. Snitching. 'cause you couldn't win an argument. What a loser. Mmm. Starting to get a bit hungry. Steak and rice. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Okay, so if I've got my money yet, nope. No money. Fucking hell probably gonna come at midnight. I'm pretty sure it came in at midnight last week on Friday. People are actually getting mad because of the box. Oh my god. It is so pathetic. Real life. Duma seems adamant that this box will not be sent. 'cause it has to be a square box. Well, at a bollocks you just wait until Monday and I get the box shipped off. I'm gonna be rubbing it in all fucking day. Trust me. I'm not gonna shut up about it. He's like, oh, I've turned off the stream. I couldn't take anymore on the discord. Okay. Yeah, because he's talking rubbish. I've, I've sent irregular shapes, boxes tons of times. The hell are you talking about? I used to sell knife sharpeners on eBay. I just wrapped, I rolled it up in cardboard and I taped it all up and I put a label on it. The fuck you talking about has to be in a a nice box. The fuck are you talking about? I roll stuff up in cardboard and tape it all up and send it off all the time. I had a drop shipping business where I sold knife sharpness. Fucking people trying to fight with me about bullshit when they're wrong. And then get mad about it. That's what grinds my guess. Where, where's this rule that says, oh the box must be a good box. It had to be square box the way it fucking doesn't fucking talking about rubbish. I bo bollocks. I literally went to the post office today and he said he would send it in. What part of the stream did he say? No, I can't send it. Sorry. Yeah, he had some words about the state of the box telling me that it might break more. He didn't say he wouldn't send it though, did he? What the fuck are you talking about then? Getting mad at me. Getting mad at me. 'cause you're wrong. Utter bullshit. I will drive to every single fucking post office in the entire area of Devon until someone takes it. Car's gonna be fully charged. We are gonna drive all over Devon. I will go to every single post office and then I want my apology. Don't let, don't make me get AI out. I'll get AI out. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Maybe I'll go on Saturday. So we find out the answer sooner. Maybe I just don't say what's inside the box. What should I say is inside the box? Uh, what do you think would be inside the box if you didn't know what was in it? You wanna ask? Not ask ai. I could say it's a handcrafted wooden sledge for my little cousin Jimmy. He lives in Scotland. He likes sing. I state the value. I know. Say 10 pounds, whatever. Just fucking send it. I don't give a shit. It's a busted monitor. I don't fucking care. Doesn't Amazon label state what it is? No. Yeah, it says it's addressed to Amazon. Um, maybe Amazon's gonna send it for me. Okay. Ai. I took a photo of the box and I would say, what do you think is in the box? <laugh>? He, he, he says a monitor or tv <laugh>. The first thing it says is, I guess it might be a monitor. Oh my god. A flat packed piece of furniture. A framed item. Like a mirror replacement panel for a door. Hmm. Can send it without insurance. But if it breaks your transport, you'll not get a new one. Because it was broken before. Doubt it will break. It's very well packed with foam and bubbles. And it is being sent to repair because it is broke. They don't know how it's broke. Just that it's broke. Why? People just gotta argue with me. It's just so fucking annoying. It's already fucking broken. They didn't ask how it's broken. Like if a tiny crack happens when it's being delivered and they open it and they see a tiny crack, how, how would they know? And maybe it's not my fault. I mean what if I packaged it all perfectly fine and everything and it broke in transit anyway. And what if I packed it in a nice box and it breaks in in transit anyway. How is that any different to it being in a weird shape box? It's still broken transit. It's not less likely to break just because it's in a nice box. Why would it break in half? How's a square box going to prevent it breaking in half any more than my concave box? Like as, I mean if something happened to break it in half, I don't think it being in a square box is gonna prevent it from breaking in half. They will be able to tell if package is damaged or not during transit. So I I mean if the package is damaged, how else is it gonna be damaged? Obviously it'll be damaged in transit. Why do they need to be able to tell if it was damaged or not during transit? When else is it gonna be damaged? Obviously it's gonna be damaged in transit. If it's damaged. It doesn't make any sense. I really doubt a normal box is gonna be stronger than my box. It's wrapped and cocooned in five layers of cardboard foam and cell tape. Now there's no rule saying it has to be packaged really well. I mean it is packaged really well. I I package my own baby in that and ship it and feel confident that the baby will survive. I Hm. Why am I getting triggered about patching? 'cause this guy is saying that the post office is not gonna approve it. When I literally went to the post office today and it was fucking approved. So what the fuck is he talking about? Fucking stupid. Oh he's just being polite. Why the fuck would the postman be polite instead of just telling me straight up, sorry, he can't send it. Why would he tell me where to get a label in the nearest Photoshop when he had no intention to send it for me? Why are you all so fucking annoying? He literally told me how to get a label to send it. Why would he do that if he wasn't going to let me send it? Why? Why Fucking moron. Oh, he's just being polite. Oh, Indian man who is known to be the most blunt direct speakers in the world, which is being polite. Oh yeah. Indian guy being polite low. Okay. Most blunt, direct speaking people in the fucking weld being polite. Sure. Really fucking moron. Imagine the Indian man. Oh hmm. We might be able to send it. Hmm. Seems a bit damaged. Maybe we can do it. Hmm. Yeah. Oh yeah. Indian people speak like that don't they? Like you never spoke to Indian people before. What the fuck? Fucking fuck. Oh yeah. Indian guy. Really polite of just saying no we can't take that. Sure Fucking idiot. Fucking dumb fucking moron. What a stupid fucking thing to say. I literally went to the post office, showed them the box in worse condition than it is now and he didn't say we couldn't send it. And don't fucking start with that. Oh you're being polite. He's just being nice. Shut up. What the hell are you talking about? He's a grown adult man who's busy running a post office. Do you think he's gonna waste time being polite? He'll just say no. Sorry. It's in too bad of a state. We can't send you that. He'll just say that, wouldn't he? He's not my best friend. He's a guy working at a post office. Why the fuck would he beat around the bush and be polite about it. The stupidest thing I've ever fucking heard. Oh, you're being polite. Yeah. Fuck you fucking moron. Being polite. My backside utter bullocks. Oh, they'll check. They'll know it is broken in transit. Yeah. What the fuck does it have to do with the shape of the box? Like what if I put it in a square box all up to standards and it broke anyway in the transit I, I worked for every, they had boxes in there. Smashed and broken. It's 'cause it's in a square box doesn't mean it's bulletproof. Unbelievable. So it's saying okay, it was broken in a square box. Oh don't worry. That wasn't your fault. Oh but broken in your own concave handmade box. Oh no then it's all your fault. Even though it's completely securely packed. How about I put that box in a square box and then I'll wrap the square box and then the concave cocoon of cell tape. Stupid fucking idiot argue with me and then bring up absolute bullshit points. When I literally just came back from the post office, I literally just got back from the post office and he didn't say I couldn't send it and he gave me directions to get the label printed. Why would he do that? Why would he send me on a wild goose chase going to a Photoshop to print a label and then come back with the label and then he'd be like, oh sorry I can't send it. Sorry for making you run around town, getting fucking label from a Photoshop. Yeah sure he is gonna do that isn't he? 'cause he's just being polite fucking idiot. Utter bullshit points. No, I'm not going on Monday. I'm going on Saturday. As soon as I get my printer, I'm printing that label and we are going, we're gonna hit every single post office first. I start off at the Indian guys post office and then plan BI hit every single post office in the entire county. I'll hit every post office in the country, mark my words and then I will endlessly brag about how my box got shipped. I'm never gonna shut. I'm never shut. I'm never shutting up about this. And guess what? I won't get my apology. But you know that's just how it is. But at least I'll be right And that's all that matters. What about if the refund is denied? That doesn't matter. The whole point is are they gonna send the box? All they care about is are they gonna send the box or not? I the reviews of the post office are literally bombarded with one star reviews saying the man is rude at the post office and then this guy on discord thinks he's being polite. Okay <laugh>. And the post office literally has dozens of one star reviews saying he was rude and then you're trying to tell me he was being polite. Sure. The politest man in Oakham decided to be so polite to me instead of just literally saying five words. Sorry, we cannot send it. That's all he had to say. We cannot send it. It's not rude to say sorry we Well you think they're gonna say you think they're not gonna tell you we cannot send it if they cannot send it and they'll make up some bullshit story. What the hell you on the hell you on actually like really What you on? Why would they just not tell you? They cannot. Why would they lie about being able to send a box or not send it? Why? It's not rude to just say we cannot send it. You don't need to be polite about that. Oh my stomach hurts. Oh I really dunno why people were saying he was being polite. Why? Being polite and telling me that I can send it when you can't send it. And that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, he just gave me a few words of concern saying that it might break some more. And I said it's okay, it's secure. I don't care if it breaks some more. Whatever. It's already broken. Who the fuck cares if it breaks some more? Amazon didn't even ask how it broke. Didn't even ask for proof of how it broke or a video and it just put request repair broken and they don't know how it broke. I could have pissed inside of it and fried the internals for they night. They'll just open it. Say, Hmm, okay we can fix it. Or Hmm, we can't fix it. Fix it, send it back or don't fix it and gimme my money back. It's not gonna be, oh it looks like it's been broken more than we thought it would be broken. What multi bazillion dollar company gonna start fussing about a stupid monitor like it's a hundred thousand dollars Rolls Royce. I am not hangry. I'm just annoyed that people wanna argue with me so much. Even when they, they make no sense. When I literally just came back from the post office to check if they would send it or not and he didn't say sorry, we can't send it. And then what do I get in? What do I get in response to that? Oh, you just being polite, didn't you? Oh you got autism. You couldn't read the cute, shut the fuck up. Why the hell would you be polite about that? The dumbest reasoning ever. Oh this my backside. I can't wait until I get that box sent off. I'm gonna rub it in your face all day long. Ho ho. You've started something now And if they don't accept it, I will drive the box all the way to fucking Manchester and deliver it myself. I will go up to the fucking Amazon warehouse and be like, here's my box. Okay. A new prediction will post office send my box. Yes. New place. Your bets. Yeah. Okay. Maybe he's got 15 years of delivery experience but he's saying that they're not gonna take my box. When I just went to the post office and they didn't say they wouldn't take the box. So why are you arguing with me? It just got back from the post office and the box was in worse shape than it is now. Sorry. What do you think? Yes or no? Will they take my box? My stomach hurts. Uh, I have started. It is a prediction. Come on. Vote. Why has only one person voted scroll down or something? I don't know where it is. The royal mail says the print is coming between 10 and 12:00 AM The real real question is whether they refund or repair outcome is favorable. No real life. Duma says they won't take the box. So all I care about is whether the post office will send the box or not. Whether they repair it or not is another question. There's no way that is breaking in that box. It is wrapped in two layers of underlay bubble wrap. Three layers of cardboard, two rolls of tape. There's no way it's gonna break. Now do you know why me and my mom fight so much? <laugh>? I, because my mom disapproves of nitty everything I do and I go on a ray, I like, I rant about how she's wrong and then she gets fed up and tells me to shut up and then I'm like, no, you shut up. And then she goes, no you shut up. And then I say, you shut up idiot. And then she'll call me fucking bastard. And then I'll say, fucking bitch. And then it would just escalate like that. <laugh>. This is quite funny actually. It usually starts off with a disagreement. Like I think I'm right. She thinks I'm wrong. I explain why I'm right. She gets fed up, tells me shut up so she can't like ac she can't accept that I'm right even though I explained that I'm right. And then she doesn't understand my point. So she gets flustered and just tells me shut up. 'cause she gets annoyed. She gets a headache. Now if I'm wrong and they don't send it, I will fully admit I was wrong and maybe apologize if that's worth anything. 'cause I'm not like these idiots like Johann who can't admit when they're wrong and double down. I am a mature adult if I'm wrong, which I highly doubt it. Like I admit I was wrong about the value of the car. Okay, whatever. I thought I'd get seven K, eight K. They only offered 5K. Okay. Whatever. I was wrong. I always admit if I'm wrong. Sorry, it's not new. Actually I've never not admitted that I was wrong. But I feel pretty conf. I mean I, I went to the post office today and they didn't say they wouldn't send it. So what are you talking about? I was wrong about the car. I admit that I 'cause a stupid car dealership trying to scam me. They think they can scam me and get 5K for the car when I know it's worth eight K. At least trying to rip me off. Oh God my stomach hurts. It's like expanding like it's gonna blow up like a balloon. I need to fart. It's not coming out. Gas is not coming out. I'm not hungry 'cause my stomach hurts. I've got gas <laugh>. 92% say yes <laugh> will my box will post office send my box. 92% say yes. Yeah. And for confirmation I will double check and I'll be like So you're sure that the box is good enough to be sent? I gotta get that on camera. Yeah, if you say no and go against the crowd and you, you're right. You'd get such a massive payout. <laugh>. Oh my stomach hurts. <laugh>. Who's gonna be the channel points? Millionaire Never bet against Daniel not gonna get insurance. I don't really, I mean hmm. Yeah. Okay. So what do I tell him is in, I mean I've already told him it's a monitor haven't I? But it's broken so it is not worth anything. <laugh>. Oh my stomach one to 12 <laugh> damn. 25,000 points. 97% say yes <laugh>. This gonna be a whole video. The epic tale of the monitor. I got all the clips when it broke. When I boxed it up, when I body slammed it, the post office I can turn this into a whole video but no one will care about it. My problem with my box. What if I do clickbait like do not buy LG ultra wide monitor. It all started when I was using my monitor and it just broke <laugh>. That one person who voted no wait, are you gonna win 25,000 points if you're right? I no I didn't pre-order the new monitor. I'm waiting for prime Amazon prime date on the eighth. Oh God. My stomach. I need to fart but it won't come out. I <laugh>. That's funny. If only we had a prediction for the car value. If YouTube needs to copy this, I don't know, maybe I take a road trip up to Manchester and deliver it myself. <laugh> how far is it? Wait, let me check the address. OL nine seven AA Oldham Greater Manchester. Where's that? Where's my old place where I lived? Oh it's not even near the central part of Manchester. It's like right on the outskirts and like what even is that place? Industrial units. So a five hour road trip. 285 miles. I will take the monitor all across the country now I wouldn't dare driving into Manchester. Scary Road looks like spaghetti. I um, yeah I did a prediction before asking if they would accept it and I chose yes 'cause they did accept it. If they said no we can't take it, then that would've been no, they would rejected it. If I'm wrong I will gracefully I will apologize Humbly <laugh>. So sorry. Oh I can't believe Huambo. It was like I don't think your apology was sincere <laugh>. Really? What could have made you thought that? <laugh>. Oh God her stomach hurts. Why do you still have the ruin trainers? They still work but they're kind of ruined as in there's a hole in it and they shrunk. But I'm stretching them out again. <laugh> show us the hole. I showed it earlier. See I can't wait to start training my biceps again. Gotta be more careful with my back. That was a horrible few days. I think tomorrow will be fine. I've gotta take it really easy. Nine o'clock, 8 45. Oh I set the celler tape. Why are they telling me now it got delivered. Huh? Come on. I need to far. Uh, where's my stomach feel bloated. Hmm? The moth's dead. It's in the corner being eaten by spiders. That's what you get. Oh, I dunno. They didn't accept it. You as king moron. The box had no label otherwise they would have taken it. You cheated me out of my channel points. DK ward, the polls are whatever the interpretation of it is. You change your mind whenever you want and only when it benefits you. No. How does it benefit me though? I don't get any points if you're wrong or right. I don't get anything out of it. It is not like I win the points. No, the point was are they gonna accept the box in that condition And they would've and well they did. So I guess it's the same but this time the box is in better condition 'cause I rewrapped it and uh, the post office man didn't say they couldn't send it so it looks even better now Look, it looks way better. So look at it looks really good. Oh, if it costs too much to send and you don't send it, is it a yes or no? It would be a yes 'cause they accepted it. The question isn't isn't will I send it or not? It's are they going to let me send it? Prediction says send. Um, yeah as in will they let me send it. It's not my fault. It was badly worded. I thought it made sense. Yeah. Will they send my box? Will they let me send it? Well I'm definitely gonna send it. If they let me send it, I'm gonna send, why would I not send it? If I'm not gonna send it then what am I doing? Wouldn't go to the post office. Of course I'm gonna send it if they let me. Let me send it. Yeah. I just need to print the label and then it should be, I don't see why not. I might make dinner soon. Hmm. Let me ask ai. Hey Daniel, what's new? I'm sending a big box. Weighs about 10 kg, has a monitor inside of it that is faulty being sent back to Amazon for repairs. How much do you think it would cost me to ship it for a 10 kg box with a monitor? Shipping costs can vary based on service and speed. In the UK you might be looking at around 10 pounds to 30 pounds though some couriers offer flat rates or prepaid return labels, which could save you some cash. Better check Amazon's return policy. It might even be free. I'm sending it using post office. It says I have to get postage. Got it. For the post office in the uk sending a 10 kg monitor could range from about 15 pounds to 40 pounds depending on the service level and insurance. Heavier or valuable items may need extra coverage. So you might want to check their rates. It's a 39 inch ultra wide monitor and it's faulty. Gotcha. With a 39 inch ultra wide monitor postage could be on the higher side, possibly around 20 pounds to 40 pounds depending on the service level. It's a good idea to also check if the post office offers any insurance for electronics. Just in case. Yeah, but I don't really care about insurance. It's already broken. Fair point. In that case you might save a bit by opting out of insurance. Just make sure the packaging's secure so it doesn't get more damaged in transit. So ready to send your monitor on its journey. Also it is not packed in a proper box. I kind of rolled it up in foam and bubble wrap and then I got old boxes and I wrapped it up in layers of cardboard and then wrapped that in a cocoon of cellar tape using two rolls of cellar tape. By the way, quite the DIY projects. As long as it's snug and secure it should be fine. Just make sure your makeshift fortress has no sharp edges or loose parts that could cause trouble during shipping. So you're saying that it doesn't have to be a regular shaped square or rectangular box that looks nice to be able to be shipped using post office. Exactly. The post office can handle parcels of various shapes and sizes and they often see some creative packaging like yours. Just ensure the address and postage are clearly visible and you are set. Your cocooned monitor is ready for its journey. So saying, you're saying that it doesn't matter what the shape of the box is as long as it's secured or where exactly the shape doesn't need to be perfect. Just make sure it's secure and well wrapped to protect the contents. The post office will handle the rest. Ready to send it off <laugh>. See, told you it doesn't have to be a proper box. I'm right. I saw loads of weird shape boxes doing every like garden instruments where it was like a handle with a big bell end where the tool end of the tool was and then like a long pole for the shaft. All kinds of weird shapes. Who says it has to be a perfect box or rectangular rectangle? Well I don't mind paying for the postage. I have to Really? And what are the other, what It's like if I don't risk paying the postage, I don't get anything back. But if I pay the postage at least there's a chance they can fix it and send it back to me. Otherwise I might as well just take it to the dump. And then that's what a thousand, 1,400 pounds gone down the drain over the next four years. So I have to take the chance because it is not worth, it's ev anything is worth trying to salvage it. 'cause it's expensive, expensive monitor. But if they don't repair it, they'll send it back to me, won't they? And then I'll just repair it myself. It's probably just a power brick, I don't know. Or I buy a new monitor exactly the same and then I return the new one. But I switch it with the old <laugh> I, I return the new one but I put the old one in the box and send that back and I keep the new one. Genius. They won't even know what are they gonna test it? What are they gonna test it before they repack it? Highly doubt it. They'll just chuck it in some storeroom and it'll be there with a bunch of other mountain of piles of mountains of boxes until someone buys it and then the person who buys it will open it and try and use it and it'll be broken and they'll be like, oh it was broken. And then they'll send it back to Amazon. Now I'm smarter than Amazon. Trust me. I bamboos with them for months as a driver and they didn't even know did I handle returns at every Yeah, sometimes you would have to pick up returns and take it back to the depot. Maybe I could use every, but I think they only handle returns of things that were bought and delivered by every, I don't know. I mean they could come pick it up and send it If I paid for the, yeah, so I mean if I paid for the postage online and print off the stamp with a paid stamp online, um, wait, but then I would've paid royal mail. Not every, I would have to pay royal mail and every then I, I don't understand. Really? I would have to buy the postage from every Wouldn't they <laugh>? Why would you pay royal mail? I don't know. <laugh>. I pay royal mail every picks up. They take it to the post office for me. I, well why can't I just give it to the post lady when she comes in the morning said, oh can you take this too? Just put it in the van. Take it back to your depot, whatever. Oh, I think farts coming. Oh okay. Some of it came out. I feel like my stomach's bloating like a balloon. Hmm. I had pate on toast with a donut and a pepperoni. Pepperoni. Hmm? Someone said hi Daniel missed your streams when you're gonna stream again. I listen to streams before I go to sleep. I stream on kick every day. Now let me guess. I don't want to go to kick The green logo is scary. Oh just come to kick of god's sake. Oh no. It's green instead of red, black and green. Instead of red and white on Instagram. I've got a dm, I've got another one coming. Oh. Oops. I don't feel like I can eat when I feel bloated. I want to eat dinner. I just wanna fart first. Okay. Testing. Oh crap. Really? Up. Oh 2% battery. Oh goody shit. Oh, pick off. That was closed. I nearly ran out. Battery 2%. Come on, open the screen. Damn that was closed. 2% battery. Wow. 11 hours. We can get time now. Car is still charging all day so Oh. Oh no. I thought there's some, it's a rump steak. What is that? It looks like it's got fat though. Which is I make rice since I don't have any. They said sorry. Is it free? I just don't like anything except YouTube. Please come back. It's free and there's no ads. See this is the problem. People have such strong loyalty to YouTube. That's some strong brand loyalty. YouTube have created, people don't want to leave YouTube and go to other platforms. Is audio okay? The audio okay. What's wrong with it? <laugh>? I'm not saying anything. Okay. I've got broccoli as well and uh, maybe spring onions instead of normal onions. I am getting her over to kick and gave her the link. Okay. I don't know if I got the right steak. I thought it was a stir loin but it's a rump steak. Hmm. Sliced thinly stir for you. Hmm. It looks the same. Maybe it is tough. Dammit. I can't even get the right steak. Yeah. Lump sink splattered in red juice. Could do. I might do earth's glue on my knife. Whatever. Smells kind of weird. Hmm hmm. How thick like that Exactly. Crypt is gonna be enjoying my food and very soon. Okay. And yeah its a ru unfortunately I got the wrong one. It's supposed to get a ster loin. I didn't read the packaging properly I guess. Oh no I forgot. I've got leftover pasta from, I don't even remember when. Yeah I made that pasta. What was in it? I think it was just pasta sauce and onions. Yeah. I went to the post office and he didn't say they couldn't send it but I didn't have a label and he said they couldn't print the label so I had to bring it back and I got a printer coming tomorrow morning. So I'm gonna make my own label. Why didn't I wash the knife? I tried but I couldn't get the glue off so I couldn't be bothered. Oh shit. A oh hmm. It's not doing anything. Hand was loose. That enough work. Oh, oyster sauce as well. So I can make stir fry Pretty oily. Hmm? The beef is soak up the oil <inaudible>. Oh. What about working? I got some fresh rose area. Well it's gone off already. What? What? But I just got it. Oh my god. I What do you mean the stream failed? The stream's not failed. What you mean arrive for this dream to fail? How has it failed? No, I'm not applying. Still here alive. Good. So watery. I bet the be's gonna be a chill. The roseberry bin again. It's kind. I dunno. It's gonna be, I hate beef stir fry. Ah fuck's hot beef. Stir fry with rice. It looks pretty. Oh I can't hold it. Put the phone over here fast. Ah. Another hard day of work. A moment of respite. Never ending on sort of haters. Ew, what's the candle? Fizz d That the light? Yeah, I dim the light. It looks good. Hmm. Oh it not too at all. And it's juicy <affirmative>. Oh wow. Wow. Rum steak's pretty good in stir. Hmm. Oh wow. I thought it was gonna be tough and true. Oh wow. Actually really good. Hmm hmm. Wow. Hmm. Well no. Last time I watched a show when I was with Sonny, I don't watch shows alone. I want more beef beef's. Really good. I can't believe how good the beef is. It is not true at all. Yeah. Uh, if I have a girlfriend I'd watch stuff but not alone. Oh God. Why did I think the rump steak is dry for roasts? Actually very fatty. Very um, meaty. Actually I like it More than startling. No, my candle dying. Why is my candle dying? Come on. It is dying. So how do I get the WIC to come back out? There's a lot of wax. Liquid wax. I bought the candle 'cause Yeah, I like candles. I bought it myself. I okay. Yeah. Rum steak's pretty good. Maybe even better than Darwin. Oh ugh. What's that? It's that plastic in my stir fry. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh my wrists. I'm getting cold. My, please shut the front door. The candle died. So sad. Sounds like there's a dog outside my house. But it's owner yelling at it. Hmm? The car's still charging but I think it'll be ready for tomorrow. Oh Jamie. Oh stir fry was so good. Probably my best stir fry. Best stir fry ever. Look I've got some left. Very good. It feels a bit cold now. The door open all the time. Sunny. Hated it when I charged my car. 'cause it was winter at the time and I had the door, I had the window wide open. Well not wide open but you know, open. Oh where's my blanket? I had to have the window open to charge the car and the house would get freezing. She did not like my house. I can't get the blanket out now. Okay. Got all the furniture back to how it was. Yeah, she did not like it. The house was freezing with the doors open and the window open for charging orange. I can't believe I've been doing this routine for what, three months now? April, may, June. Three months now since breaking up with Sunny and doing this everyday streaming routine. It's been a wild ride. Yeah. Three months since the breakup. I remember my life before I started kick with only five hours of streaming a day instead of 13. Eh? It was nicer to be honest. Longest I've been single. I don't think I've been single for more than a year. Single since 2010. Yeah. When money was tight I came up with some drastic plans like sell the car, move out, go to Thailand. I wonder if that would've worked. I did a lot of thinking. I think it could have worked well. Yeah. It would've been very expensive to get the 15 K visa. But if I lived in Thailand for five years, the money I would save would make it worth it. Yeah. The risk is I would've gotten bored of Thailand and then moved somewhere else. Ditched the visa. It wouldn't be the first time I've done that. I did it in Japan with the working holiday visa. I had a whole year ended up leaving after three months. But that's 'cause I needed a job. I didn't have any money and I didn't want to get a job and so I left, went to Korea, lived with my Korean girlfriend. Always follow the path of least resistance. I am like water. It was a no brainer. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I live in Japan for another nine months and I have to get a job, which I hated working at. Lawson sucked. Or I just go to South Korea live with my ex for free for three months and have sex. No brainer. My philosophy comes from Bruce Lee. Be like water, always take the path of least resistance. <laugh>. Is that what his message was? I shouldn't have told him. There's a monitor inside. I should have just, well sometimes I'm too honest. I should have just said it is like some planks of wood. It's a bookshelf, it's Ikea bookshelf. Lemme go to a different post office. Now if I, at first I walked up to that woman and then she walked away straight away to go get the manager, the Indian guy. She didn't even try to like, I don't know, wait it, I thought she was gonna come around and wait it I, I don't know if I go back to the same post office. Although it would be funny if I go back to the same one. Well I think if I go back and I show him my new box, I think he'd be pretty impressed. He'll be like, wow, you've really made it better. Now I want to impress him with my new box. I, so I wonder if I go back to the same post office or is it too embarrassing? I go to a different one. I think he'll remember me. I'm pretty memorable 'cause I'm not exactly like every everyone else am I? Hmm. The only problem is parking. I was lucky today I managed to park in front of that house. Um, no I'm so full now. I don't know if they're open on Saturday. I Asia market open in 25 minutes. Should we stay up to one? What time did I get? I think it was half 12. We can easily stay up to half 12. See if I get my money. Remember how much fuss Sonny made? 'cause I didn't ask her to be my girlfriend. And then I said well is it too late now? And she said, to be honest, so much time has passed that it doesn't even matter anymore. You had plenty of chances to ask me to be your girlfriend but you didn't. Well did you ask me to be your boyfriend? No. You've had countless opportunities to ask me to be your girlfriend but you didn't at this point. It doesn't even matter anymore to awful annoying tone. Like a teacher turning off a child. I'm pretty sure I get it tonight. Midnight 'cause I got it last Friday. Midnight. I should probably shut the door. I feel like I'm moths gonna come in again. Hold on. I keep accidentally leaving the house. Key stuck in the door. Lock on the outside. The Amazon guy could have stolen it. Oh wow. Where's my battery? Not charging battery banks are battery. Is it? Oh man, the battery bag is out Battery. Okay. I dunno why I keep accidentally leaving the house key. Okay. Also the charger plug wasn't completely pushed into the socket. It was like 75% of the way in. I hope it's charged. It was drawing 2000 watts. So it should have been charging. Hmm. Is today's stream gonna be two hours longer? Mm yeah. Probably. So in two hours, 40 minutes it would be a 40 would be 30, it would be 15 hours wouldn't it? It would be 1:00 AM So yeah, we hit the 15 hour mark, make up for the lost time and then also find out if I get paid or not. So we got two hours and a half to go. That's weird. I didn't think the category could just change on its own like that. What happened to Vital Ally? Is he still locked up? Almost feel a little bit sorry for him. Hmm. He is probably just going to go back to doing the same stuff isn't he? As soon as he gets released, he never seems to learn anything. And what happened to that Joey Salads guy? He used to be quite popular too. Wasn't he getting, getting into politics or something? All these people disappeared. Joey Salads, is that his real name? Salads? Yeah. When was a boyfriend versus girlfriend channel? They broke up and they, Jesse, some of them don't even have a hundred K views. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> What's gig up to? It is funny. Usually people don't think Asian men can grow a good beard. But then GaN and Joey have the thickest beards I've ever seen on Asian guys and they're also really tall. Gans like six foot. Joey's like five foot 11. Joey's half white. But I think gig looks fully tie. What if Daniel was a politician? What would my policies be? Bin men must come every week. Not every two weeks. How about that? So I don't have rotting garbage in my kitchen. Hot girls don't need visas to enter the country. Everyone else is get in line. I don't know how you can still be an into anime 15 years later without getting bored of it. I was really into anime. I was so obsessed with it for about three years and then I got bored. I watched anime all day long. Fantasized about being an anime boy surrounded by girls who want me. And I had a secret power. There's been quite a lot of girl drama recently. Cake versus crypts and crypts versus Moon. It's been some pretty good fights. Moon versus Crips is pretty funny. Moon used to be in the chat saying stuff like, go away crypt. He doesn't like you <laugh>. And then Crips was like, suck my nipple. It's been very quiet now. The Turkey tom girl was dried up. Something stuck in my tooth. I can't get out. Oh. Uh, it's like dangling there. Ugh. Got it. Ugh. Bit of broccoli. I wonder if the Turkey to video still gets views. I if there's comments on it. Remember when I was streaming nonstop people coming into the chat going, have you seen the Tokyo Tom video? Tom video? Well, my video got more views than the ID dubs one about Id dubs. He got 1 million on ID dubs video. Where's my mine's got 1.7 million. Um, I've got more than all of them. Wow. My one has 1.7 million. I'm famous. I've got more views than everyone. It's his most high highly viewed video. I no, he's got views up to 5 million. So no. Oh, what? No way. JIRA's face blurred out too. Do you think Sah reported Tokyo Tom's video? Or did he just blur every girl's face out just to be safe? Who I face. I look so young. I wonder if's she hero reports. That's chi hero. She's not blurred out. Look, previous girlfriend, he ghosted after meeting her daughter or the countless other girl, she revealed every little detail amount. All of this led some to essentially called Daniel a womanizer. Acute, um, why don't they have a turnkey flavor? Use gamer subs gigi slash to traveling down the same dark hall. Then I put go. Um, and after replying to several people, I found one girl who heed the rude comments sitting down the street and could invade her privacy at any time. I can't believe if I smash the door. Jesus Christ. See if there's any new comments. Rest in peace. Daniel's dad, he birthed the YouTube legend, the Asian Taylor Swift of YouTube. What? And one hour, half an hour in, I can't stand any more. Daniel. All he talks about is himself. Uh, actually it's all about stocks. Ex-girlfriends, Thailand kick money. I talk about loads of things, not just myself actually. Yeah. I thought maybe he just got, he just like, he bled all of the faces who weren't my face just to be safe. But he missed one. Oh wait, no wait. Maybe he took my footage and my footage is already blurred. 'cause I had to blur your hero. Remember? So if he just took my footage post blurring, then his footage would also have the blurring. That's probably why. Yeah. I don't think your hero reported him, but Sonny definitely reported him. All of Sonny's clips are blurred out TBS in the comments. He's waiting for the shortage event. Sonny is clogging toilets all over. Devon makes me think of super soft bow jack horseman. I don't even know what that is. So when people say I'm like the guy from Cat during the rye, I don't know what you're talking about. Did I waste an hour of my life learning about the life of a loser? <laugh> Ha. I work crazy hours, own a house. I'm fucking normal and can't get a date. But this weirdo dude is taking the world tour. Fuck me bro. <laugh> sounds like um, a Frank Grimes right there. You guys act like he looks like a Chad. He's mid and he is obviously afraid of nothing. You guys probably second guess yourself much more in one day than this two does in a month. <laugh> guy is handsome so he can get girls despite his personality. Uh, yes Daniel. I started watching his videos when he was just starting his channel. It quickly became clear that this some something is very off with him. What, A year or two later he started hitting on me on a dating app. I checked his channel and it was at the time when he was trying to restore his marriage. Complete trash. Really? I wonder who this is then. Should I send a message? Hey, you single now <laugh>. I wonder who that was. Brings back memories. I used to watch this guy when I was in year seven. I'm 21 now. <laugh>. It's funny watching, seeing the comments from people who say, I used to watch him. Yeah, well I guess you, you can't escape me. Yeah. My analogy of a pile of shit not being wanted by anyone as a com as opposed to a pile of sugar. It didn't really work. 'cause flies and insects do like shit. These are the opinions of stupid idiot, normal people when they see my, my content. It's funny how they don't see it. Like they don't, they really just don't see that. I'm just saying crazy stuff to get views on YouTube. I don't know how they fall for it so easily. Are they actually retarded? They're all like, oh, how could he say this thing? 'cause I want to get views. Why else? Three minutes until Asia Mar. Oh wait, no, there's no Asia market. It is Saturday <laugh>. Damn it. I was getting all excited over nothing. I thought it was Asia market. I forgot assassin. No, I don't treat women like shit. What do you mean? I bought J Hero Apple Watch six. Uh, I took faster around Vietnam and Japan where I paid most of it. I booked a hotel for Pia five nights when she was homeless. I've done many good things for women. I booked mailer, a taxi to the airport so she didn't have to get the train or the bus. Come on. I've done loads of good stuff. At least gimme some credit. Credit where credit is due and I'm gonna offer AJ all expenses paid trip to Thailand for coming on my stream. I think that's pretty generous. Come on. Very generous. You have to admit and it's easy. If you don't want me to tell your secrets on stream, then just don't tell me any secrets. Easy. And if you do tell secrets, you should make it very clear. You don't want me to talk about it on stream. I think that's pretty fair. I what comments? <laugh> who funds his lifestyle? His lips though. What's wrong with my lips? Oops. Who raised this guy? There's still so many new comments on this Turkey Tom video. It's got 1.7 million views now. Hmm. Oh God. How many hours? Two hours left. Who? Who? Who Complete Asby Degenerate <laugh>. This guy has gotten 50 girls and I can't get one. <laugh>. <laugh>. What a fucking retard. Some decent people can't find a girlfriend and this creep can. What the fuck is wrong with this world? <laugh>. Yeah. Asked your hero. She married me. Hmm. Sad to think this guy was born 10 minutes away from me. Want to meet up <laugh>? I'm wondering if there's any comments from people who actually know me in real life. Like Holly. The Holly one was funny and surprising. It's reached so many people. Who knows? I like Harry. Laugh at the comments. This is really funny. Watching them rage at how they can't get girlfriends. But I can, even though I'm a degenerate loser or whatever. Fuck an older milf. I did blood bucket. Blood bucket bank rolled me thousands of dollars. Let me stay a house for free. And we shagged. If he didn't work, how on earth could he travel? Daddy banks rolls his life. Don't they know I've got a hundred thousand subs on YouTube with 40 million views? I was making so much money they really think I didn't make any money off YouTube Crazy. But with him, that's not the case. That would just make me really upset. But the reason why I kept asking her for detailed explanations of what this this was like was because honestly speaking it, it gave me an ER for the next two months. It seems like things actually were calming down. Aside from Daniel introducing his new wife to his audience. He spent most of his time complaining about things that didn't really matter but it would only be a matter of time before Daniel would once again get caught. Messaging like how Ro looks at me like she's an angry mom. He looks like a hairless baby bird. Yeah, kind of. I just rolled out of the bird's nest. I'm naked. Hmm. Yeah. Sometimes it's funny. And then sometimes I get mad. Usually, uh, the ones about how I've got no money 'cause I made a lot of money off YouTube. So I just think it's crazy that they think I didn't make any money and my mom and dad were paying for me. My mom and dad never paid for me until recently obviously. But before that I always paid my own way. And YouTube used to pay really well. Thank God I got kicked now two KA week. My lifetime YouTube earnings probably nearing $200,000. 120 k main channel 15 K, second channel 40 5K OnlyFans. Probably 10 K, PayPal Dons couple thousand merch Must be at least 200 K. Oh, I don't know. Hold on. This is gonna work. Oh my god, it get ready. Is it gonna work? Oh, thanks so much. The Indian dude may have told you where to print a label, but it doesn't mean he'll send it. Does it not make sense in your way? Why are you so dead and selfish? Lack so much self awareness. Oh, shut up. Why would he tell me a place where I can print the label if I couldn't send it from the post office? Obviously if I'm looking to print a label means I'm gonna come back here and send it. Imagine he's like, oh yeah, go this way. Turned turn right And you can find a Photoshop and they can print a label and I say, okay, I'll be right back. And I come back with the label and then he goes, oh sorry we can't send it. I'll be like, what? Then why did you tell me to go and get a label? It wouldn't make any sense. Why would he send me on a wild goose chase instead of just saying, sorry, we can't send that. Okay, gimme some tape and I'll fix it up. What do I have to do to make it sendable These people being such a big fuss over this stupid box. Mitch, this is the most annoying thing about my girlfriend where he spends 10 my hair look hot, complaining about his girlfriends and not paying attention while they watch Star Wars together. It's almost like he looks for things to complain about. For some reason it's almost like complaining about things, gets more views really. Like Tom's complaining about me for a whole hour and he got 1.7 million. So I took that as a good sign that she was interested in me with this new sweetheart on his mind. He once again made his way back to Japan. But Daniel would end up waiting weeks before finally meeting up with her something that maybe should have been a massive red flag. When they did finally meet up. Daniel was visibly more miserable than he usually is. Yeah, because she's always fun catfished. Of course this did stop her from having sex with her. So I decided to tell her my true fittings. Ah, I missed the nighttime Japan vlogs that that was a good time in my life. Uh, the night walks the peace and quiet, the chirping of the cadas, my small little YouTube channel. Suddenly finally starting to grow, getting a good consistent 4K views of video, which at the time it was amazing. Going from a couple hundred to a couple thousand. I was young, had Tinder bang, many women had many stories. I had so much to share, so much to give. Not yet destroyed on the inside from all the hate excited to share my life with the internet. I was making my first four or $500 a month on YouTube. And I was so excited about it. I thought, oh my God, this is gonna be my calling in life. Uh, I remember walking these streets night after night creating new videos and I remember being excited to make videos. I really enjoyed it. I really want to have some with you, but I don't want to be in a relationship with you. What do you think about that? And she said, she said That's okay. She's fine with it. What's bizarre about this is his claim that she has a really nice personality. This begs the question, what exactly is his problem? If he happily hooked up with her and found her personality enjoyable, it's hard to fathom why Daniel was so adamant that there was nothing romantic there. Unless the problem is just that he had been catfished, which in fairness could be a valid concern. She the fucking old woman, A backup plan. That plan was a list of other girls who weren't his girlfriend that he met on Tinder weeks before flying to Japan. I've been chatting to imagine thinking I'm gonna date Tom. Okay, imagine thinking that just because I think a personality's cool would mean I wanna date her when she looks like a granny. Mm no thanks. So revived your career. Yeah. And then it died again. And now I'm on kick. I'm like, I'm like exiled from YouTube sent off to kick where I'm stuck because the money's so good. I could be, I'd be stupid not to be on kick like I want to be on YouTube. To be honest. We're missing nearly half of the community. Left them behind on YouTube and now the chat's dead like half the time. But the money's so good. I wish the money was this good on YouTube. I could just stay on YouTube stream on YouTube once a week. Yeah, I've thought about this before. I just don't know. I feel like I can't, I feel like I need to spend every hour I can streaming on kick milking it as hard as I can. 'cause what if something happens to it then I'll be kicking myself saying, oh I should have milked it more milk as hard as you can whilst you can. My philosophy, yeah I miss YouTube. I could just let any donut play without caring. I had all the all the people on it, trolls included. And also people who watch stuff like the Toton video will come to my channel from the Toton video. They're not gonna come to kick are they? It's the YouTube ecosystem. It's like switching from I to Android. Not everyone's gonna make it over. I wonder if that guy who I got mad at for telling me that my channel was gonna decline for sake taking such a long break. I wonder if he's still around and the YouTube channel's finally dying that the views, the views plummeting sad to see. Look, the watch time just plummeting with no new videos out the money plummeting. Hmm. Maybe I should do one YouTube stream a month at least. Maybe I should do one YouTube stream. I don't know why auto plays like that. It's just annoying to think that if I skip one day on Kik, I'm missing out on hundreds of dollars. It would really reduce the amount I make on the next payout multistream. But then everyone would be watching on YouTube and Kik will make half plus half even more 'cause there'll be less views so it'll be pointless. God, I miss those days. Just making these city videos in Jo Hiro's apartment again. 50, 60 K views triggering all these moron. It was fun. I don't recognize any of these viewers in the live chat. Still no kick pay. Lemme check. Probably not until another hour if it's like last time. Nope. My best bet would be it comes at half 12 like last week. Pretty sure it was last Friday. I got the pay last time. Yeah, maybe I'll do a stream on YouTube Sunday. I could stream on kick until 6:00 PM and then end stream on kick at six and start YouTube stream at six, six to 10. So I'll do 10 to six on kick. So that'll be eight hours. That's still about $150. So I'll be sacrificing what, six hours? No, I'll be sacrificing four or five hours to YouTube, which would be about $70, which I might make on YouTube. Might make like $30 plus some super chance July the fourth. Uh only in America. You think the UK cares about July 4th? <laugh>, why would we be celebrating July 4th in the uk? Kick has already paid. They've already sent the money out. It's my stupid bank hasn't sent it to me yet. Kick's already sent the money out on Tuesday. Says the money's been sent out so my bank just hasn't sent it to me. 'cause they're slow. Wait, what bank does kick his Citi? Citibank. Ireland S is Citibank American. I think maybe when am I going to message Moon and while am I I've never while am I gone, hasn't come back since I rage at him. Moon's gone to and I don't look at Telegram anymore so I wouldn't even know what she said. You're losing everyone. Yeah, I'm raging a lot. Aren't I just feel so good. They're not bad. They just didn't come back. Well moon's banned on Discord. She didn't bend the knee while ammo was unbound. Dante was here earlier And these were loyal viewers. Yeah but if they're annoying they're still annoying aren't they? Especially when they try and steal my girl. Where's tb? I dunno. I think people were saying he seems depressed. Maybe people are getting more. I feel like a lot of people are getting depressed. And I'm wondering is it because I'm streaming all day every day and they've been watching too much of me, which is making them depressed. Do my streams make you depressed? The worrying noise is the battery bank on the back of the phone. I am wondering if, if people were like getting overdoses of my stream. 'cause now I'm streaming all day every day. At least before people had a break. I feel like my arms are getting skinnier since I haven't done workouts recently. I hope they've, I depressed, I don't know, kind of depressed when I think about how much fun I had on YouTube back in the day. Nothing really comes close to it. And then I feel sad thinking about faster as well. It was nice having such a dedicated girlfriend I willing to go above and beyond for me. And I miss the feeling of being in a relationship where you didn't have to worry about her leaving you with Sonny. I was constantly worried that she's gonna leave me. I think at some point I just accepted that yeah, at some point she is gonna leave me but I'll just drag it out for the sex. You know, sex is still good. I'll just drag it out as long as I can. She's probably gonna leave me just milk it dry. As long as she, as long as she still keeps coming for sex, then I'll keep having it. But I thought, you know, probably around, maybe around December I thought yes it's not gonna last is it but I might as well just keep it going, string it along, drag it out and just try to enjoy the sex as much as I could before it was over. Never know when you're gonna get another bunch of sex. Now I'm on this dry period, three months sexless. I forgot what it feels like to put Willie in the home. My poor Willie's so sad. Cries every night. But I like faster in the way that she, she seemed excited to be with me, like excited for our future, planning a future together and she wanted to be with me. It felt nice not having to fight to keep someone and they want to be with you no matter how shitty you are. It is nice having someone have your back like that. Especially when you're in a country you're not from and you feel a bit extra vulnerable. Why did you hear her like up the bum so much? I dunno, she would never let me do her up the bum. Well she didn't let Australian guy do her up the bum anyway. He just did it. Even when she was screaming stop he was like no. And then she went back for more the next day. So how are you screaming? Stop, stop, stop. And then you go back for more. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I think she like being dominated. Something I've never done. I don't know. I don't think I could just shove it up a bum hole. They're pretty tight. If the girl's like tensing up, I don't know how you force it out there. It is a lot of work to get the dildo off my bum. You know I've got to put a lot of lube, I've got to relax. If I tense up it's not going in. And a dildo is actually a lot harder than a dick 'cause it's like firm rubber. Whereas a dick can start going soft if it loses momentum. I don't know if I could just shut it up a bum hole, I think it would hurt. I don't even think I'd wanna put my woody in a bum hole unless it was a guy. 'cause that's the only choice. I dunno. I feel like Willy upper guy's bum hole seems hotter than the other girl's bum hole. 'cause it seems more wrong now. I'm not gay, I wouldn't do it. Ladyboy is fine I guess. No I haven't actually done it with Bobby in weeks since starting kick. I stopped using Bobby. This is no time. Usually I would've done it in the afternoon in between stock market open and YouTube stream starting now. I used to, yeah I used to do stocks and then bang Bobby and then have a shower and then be ready to stream on YouTube around five or six now I'm streaming all day long. Don't have time for that. It's funny, you are really horny when you're bored and got nothing to do. But if you have something to do, you realize you don't really wanna bang that much. Especially when there's activities you could be doing to make money. Like streaming on kick. It completely changes what you prioritize when money's involved. You're like, oh my I want the money. No time for winking. I'll wink when I wake up in the morning. Did I get horny seeing fish and chips gone? Not really, but there were girls in the town on the street I walked past. I thought whoa, look at the legs. I need toilet. I am black when I open my phone I see this. I dunno how to get rid of it. Why is that my wallpaper now? Hmm. But it didn't use to do that before. You look pretty in the photo. Thanks. I think it was a screenshot of a video I took in Thailand and then I used it for my kick profile picture. I made my kick in 2023. I don't understand why. Yeah, something I don't understand. It's when I try, when I tried streaming on kick in 2023, uh, I only used to get about 40 to 50 viewers. Um, but now for some reason I get like 130 or 150. I wonder why, what do I rate Crypt? It's hard to tell really. 'cause I've seen so many variations of crypt where they all kind of look very different. So I, I don't, there's like many faces of crypt. I dunno which one is what she would look like when I see her in real life. There's like 10 different variants of crypt in my mind from all the pictures I've seen. Which one's the true crypt? Who knows? Probably none of them ask for a video call. Mm, I don't see the point 'cause I probably still meet. What would I rate Mela? Probably 8.2 out of 10. I don't know. I'd give a maybe even a nine out of 10. I really didn't hate anything about her looks. She had nice nose, sharp and pointy. Not wide nice eyes, nice teeth, very straight. Her teeth were very nice straight. Not super white but that's fine. Nice lips. I like the shape of her mouth. I can't think of anything I didn't like about her face. I just didn't like the way she spoke. I watched that video of unboxing the iPhone and I was getting kind of annoyed and she always made this sound like hmm hmm like that. Hmm Or she would yell. No that was pretty annoying. No I never had a video call or even had a voice chat with Cheyenne. Hmm. I don't know. I don't like video call 'cause then you, you end up looking like this on the video call like which makes you look ugly. Yeah but I don't like being on camera if I look ugly that's why I spend so much time fixing my hair. I wanna feel pretty well I've seen a lot of videos I've that so don't really need to video call her. I was still banging anyway. Bit of a risk bringing her to your place. Yeah I keep an eye on her. I guess keep my computer locked, bring the stream into the toilet when I go for toilet just mute it, put it in the corner. I would not wanna leave the stream alone with her 'cause all she would have to do is like flash a pussy and I get banned no way. All she has to do is like whip out a boob and I get banned. So if I need to go toilet, I'd bring the stream up to the toilet and I would lock my computer. I'm sure she'll understand. Yeah I guess we'll get horny and like set up the camera and fuck in front of the camera. Get oiled up. Sounds fun. Or oil up a bum with the baby oil. What would I rate a hero? I'd give her like 6.2 out 10. I didn't like her mouth. Uh, I thought when she smiled her mouth was stretched too wide and thin. Like pulled apart by a coat hanger. I didn't like the laugh lines around her mouth either. Very sharp and her lips kind of vanished when she smiled. Very thin lips. She also had very bumpy skin like acne skin. It wasn't smooth. She used to get a lot of pimples around her mouth. Her nose was fine with a tiny bit hooked but it's fine. Eyes were nice. She had nice eyes. I think her eyes were her best feature. Very big for Japanese woman. I didn't like her lower face below the nose. Like her mouth wasn't a fan of her mouth. Mila had a really nice mouth. I really liked the shape of Mila's mouth. Now the way it looked when she smiled and the way her cheeks crease into the corners of their smile. I wasn't a fan of Sunny's profile to be honest. She had a bit of a weak chin but faster. Had a really good profile faster. Had a really nice jawline and really nice profile with the chin and the lips just from the front didn't look as good as from the side. Yeah, I mean after being with faster and like going to Sunny, I really missed how fast this profile looked compared to Sonny's And also Vaa had really nice hair, really thick and luscious hair. Sonny's hair was very wispy and thin. It wasn't thick like fast as was Vaa. Had really good hair, really good hairline as well. You couldn't see any scalp. You could see. You could see a scalp with very few white hairs as well compared to Jira. Jira had loads of white hairs. White hairs. Which is why I'm so sad that FAA decided to cut all her hair off. It looks terrible. She's going through this weird tomboy look now. Well at least she's, I mean I guess it's like a sign. She's not looking for a new guy. Maybe that's nice. Mitas hair was nice too. I liked it when she braided it. She liked doing those braids. I thought that was cute. I, I wish I had a girlfriend to watch Squid game season three with a bit's interesting and I wanna see 28 years later we will watch it with crypt. What's like it's real name? Calie Cowie. She said it on stream. Who had the nicest bum? Uh, to be honest, I don't think any of my exes had nice bums. It was all either very flat pointy, maybe Turkish girl but she wasn't an ex Turkish girl. Probably had the best bum. I haven't really had much luck in the bum department or the boob department. Not many big bum, big boob girls coming at me. Sonny's bum was okay I guess much bigger than usual but it was kind of square, not like a pear shape. It was like a square bum. But it's not just a bum that's important. It's the waist to bum ratio like the the hip to waist ratio. So there's no point having big hips if your stomach is also big and it's just like a straight line down. 'cause then there's no figure line. Now I never had an X with massive boobs and I don't think I've even slept with a fan girl who had massive boobs either. Actually Korean girlfriend from 2010 had a nice bum to stomach ratio. She had really thick legs. She wasn't fat, she was slim but she had a big bum and thick legs which looked kind of weird. Like crisp, broad calves. Why did I remove her emote? People suggested I should take it down in case Sonny comes after my kick channel cow. I don't know what the intent what. What is the pitch accent for cow? Is it? Dunno. I get confused with the pitch thing sometimes. Cowie, I like it when suspender says uh, how much in T And then he goes T <laugh>. So stupid. Tally hub. Tally hub. Sounds like he's saying Tally ho supposed to be <inaudible>, not tally. You can't even say that. Probably. I remember when he was in, it's so funny how much he's changed since Japan days. I remember when he first met ice, he was a completely different person. He used to get mad and rage fight people on the street like he fought show pushed him around and then he would get triggered by the chat and storm off with his massive platform boots. He usually looked like such a diva. And the only Japanese he would use was swimming massive head. And he got, he was such a meme and then he moved to Thailand became so boring. You know I miss 2020 Japan suspenders. He was funny. Thailand suspenders. So it's like now he's got good money coming in. He's scared of losing it. So he's behaving really well but it's boring. No what happens with balling outta control and I don't know All of his catchphrases. Yeah, <inaudible> didn't it? He put net onto end of everything. His clothing was so stupid. He wore that big fluffy, furry jacket with the tight skinny jeans and the massive platform. Jeez <laugh>. He kind of has blood bucket style. He looked ridiculous when he was in Japan. I feel like rewatching the 2020 Japan sub thumb. It was so good. He had vexed show slightly homeless was pretty cool in it too. Suspenders uh, I tried watching the recent Japan Sabbath on it was boring. These new people are so boring. It's just like Fat Asian guy number one. Fat Asian guy. Number two, fat American guy. Number one they got no character. The original Japan Sabbath on crew. Like each person was like this crazy wacko with their own style. And this is nothing memorable from the recent one or even the one from before. I didn't even watch most of it. Yeah, crap. My battery's at 1% even though my battery bank's plugged. Okay, maybe this one's charged up now. Oh it's fully charged. That was great. Can I do wireless charging and wire charging at the same time when the phone explode? But this battery bank charges really quickly. I remember in the first Japan sub on ice wanted someone to drive the RV and they couldn't find anyone. I actually thought, what if I went, 'cause I got my driving license and then they got hub to do it. God imagine me trying to drive with all these crazy people streaming. It would've been chaos. Yeah, the original Subhan is good because he talked to strangers more and then it just devolved into him being Alled by Lees and then just pointing his camera at the leg, just doing silly stuff. And then you could see he was just fed up talking to Japanese people 'cause it was a communication barrier. You can tell he's only in Japan 'cause it's easy money. Doing a 90 day stream makes so much money just by having to stream on all the time. But he doesn't make money hourly does he? Because he's got the deal, the stake deal. So he's probably signed a contract saying he has to stream X amount of hours. So he probably just wax out all the hours all at once in the 90 days and get sort of and done with and they can take the rest of the year off. Something like that. We're at 13 hours, we're in the final hour. We got this. We stream one extra hour to make up for the hour. Lost in the car. Let's see, I've got my kick money. Fuck. I still don't have it way until a half pass' my $1,900 fucking snoring. Mm-hmm Maybe go for a walk around Kit Hill at some point. Not because it's an exciting new place, but just because I like it. <laugh>. It's nice to get out the house and see some views. I don't know. Carried on hill. Felt kind of lonely and sad in a way that Kit Hill didn't feel. Maybe it's 'cause of all the abandoned ruins and the remnants of civilization. Yeah. Mm. I don't know maybe 'cause my back hurt so much. I didn't enjoy carried on hill as much. I had a lonely feeling. Whereas Kit Hill doesn't have as much of a lonely feeling. Well I've already heard crypt speak and I've already seen her naked so I don't really know what else there is to see. I I've inspected the goods as she gave me a full hole and crack inspection. Yeah, I got the projector in the box. It was rubbish. I put it straight back in the box. A video called to make sure of what I've already seen all the videos. Oh and I, it's hard again. Oh my God. I might as well just stream on the toilet. The amount of time to go there. I did a POO. I don't know what this geek core do co uk is. It says parcel force says order being dispatched from geek core.co uk coming on Saturday. But the only thing coming on Saturday is the printer. But that's already being delivered by Royal Mail. Why weird. So is it coming by Royal Mail or parcel force or is parcel force owned by Royal Mail? Maybe it's the seller of the printer. I thought the seller was Canon. Are you looking? Oh wow. Congrats Vix. I give you the VLAP. Oops. It's done. People can see across the street when people can see you across the street. That's not a street, that's a field. And so unless someone's sitting in a field with a telescope and uh, I used to walk around naked in my Manchester apartment and that place had no curtains and if you had lights on it would illuminate everything in the apartment. I think you have to enable the VIP crown in your settings. I'm not sure how. Oh you can choose your badge here. Uh, I've got two badges. I've got the microphone and I've got the tick verified tick on YouTube. I still don't have the verified tick. I couldn't be bothered to get it. Do I worry about people finding out where I live? No, not really. And people have always known where I lived since 2017. The worst that's happened was a girl got dropped off at my house in the middle of the night and then had sex with her special care package delivery. An actual girl <laugh>. And recently people were sending me food packages in 2021. I got a girl package right on my doorstep. Special delivery. Mm-hmm <affirmative> such a generous viewer to let me borrow his girlfriend. It's funny how twisted you can make it sound depending on how you word it. What was the best thing that happened? Probably that girl appears at my doorstep in the middle of the night and then we bang us. Her boyfriend's driving home raging. So weird. I mean I just can't imagine it. Imagine me and Sonny have a fight and I go and drive her to some guy's house to bang her. That's so fucked. My worst nightmare would be another guy banging Sonny. I would not deliver her straight to his doorstep. Jesus Christ. I don't know how you do that. I would never want my exes sleeping with other guides. Yeah, I, I'd rage. I'd be so mad. I mean remember how mad I got about the sweet guy date thing? Remember I was going crazy trying to figure out what it meant. Like, oh did they get drinks? How did she drive home after them? Did she drunk drive home or did she stay at his house? Who invited Who? Why did she say yes when he invited her for drinks? It turns out she just invited herself and tagged along and had an orange juice. And then I talked to my sister about it and she said it's normal. She also said she had like a friendship with her previous boss and they would hang out after work. I said, don't you think he fancied you? She said No 'cause he never made a move. Well maybe he was too scared 'cause I fancied girls and I didn't make a move 'cause I was too scared. Yeah. Really weird. I don't know how Cesium did that. Yeah, really weird to think in five, 10 years there's gonna be this little kid running around. Really weird and scary. 'cause it means we are all getting older. Gonna be in our forties. Oh my god. I can't believe it. I can't believe how quickly life's going. Yeah, my mom would be happy to have grandkids. That's why I don't understand these people spending so much time hating on me when life's ticking away so quickly. I get this feeling of dread about it all the time. That one day you wake up in bed and you're gonna be 60 something and you'll feel like, whoa, I'm nearly done. Ah, just hope I can find love. I'm still searching for true love. Wanna know what it feels like. Still like fucking money. My fucking money in 10 minutes if I don't get my fucking money rave quietly. I still don't really understand why Sonny loves her nieces so much. I thought it was weird. You could really tell she loves her nieces so much. Buys some gifts, plays with them, dedicates time to spend with them. It's not, it's not her children. Imagine me being like that. I can't imagine it. I always thought it was really weird how attached to her nieces she was. She even wanted me to meet the nieces after I agreed to quit YouTube. She said, I want to introduce you to my family. But the YouTube thing's embarrassing. I can't believe she made me quit YouTube 'cause she was embarrassed. No, you haven't enabled your crown. I think you'll click on these dots and then you go down to badges. Or you can even change your username color. Oh cool. You can change your username color and you choose your badge. Oh, six minutes. What if I get my belly in six minutes? Do you remember what happened last time? Was I streaming? I remember Crypts was here and she said you'll probably get it after midnight. And she was right. The weeks go by so slowly I'm just sitting there waiting for the days to go by. So I get the money. I feel like this is not a healthy way to live. And maybe I should go back to doing, make a YouTube video in the morning, have lunch trade a bit, go live from the afternoon. That would still make way more money than I was making on YouTube. It won't be eight KA month but at least won't be destroying myself. I probably need a bit more of a balanced life. Like if I do five to midnight, that's seven times 16, still at $150. Still like five KA month isn't it? And I'm not going back to YouTube. I'll just wait until I get the money. Maybe it'll come on Monday or maybe, I don't know. Saturday. If it doesn't come tonight then I guess Monday you're just sitting there relaxing. Yeah, but I have to keep talking. It's nice being off stream 'cause you can just shut up and not do anything. My tongue hurts. Yeah, my last pay, it says Friday 27th of June, but now it's Saturday so I should have gotten it last night. I don't understand. Do I plan on going live all day long every day for the rest of your life? I don't know. It depends. I don't know really. Like six months later, imagine how much money if this lasts six months, like 50 K. Depends how much I want the money. Maybe if I feel like yeah, I've got enough money, I'll slow down a bit. Try and focus on quality over quantity. Still no money. Nope. No. Kik has already sent the money. It's just my bank hasn't paid it out to me. The bank's slacking. It says payments sent so they have sent it. It's just my bank. I changed my bank to Revolut so hopefully next week it'll be faster. Oh you got your crown Vix looking good. I don't know this. I feel like maybe I should make a YouTube video. I don't know what. Why I can't be about kick. It needs to be something. Something else. Why I feel sad, lonely? No. Okay, it's half 12. Let's see. Nope. No money. Nope no money. Ask ai. Hey Daniel. When does kick pay kick? The streaming platform usually pays its creators based on their specific kick pays creators based on their streaming platform. Usually following a monthly schedule. They calculate earnings based on various factors like subscriptions. Bits, isn't it weekly? Sorry, I didn't catch that. Can you repeat it please? Weekly payments. Got it. Ki usually pays on a weekly basis to streamers based on their subscription revenue bits and ad revenue. The kick doesn't use bits. Ah KI has its own payment system. It doesn't rely on bits like some other platforms. Instead they use a different model often involving direct donations or subscriptions. Would you like to know more about how their payment system works? Actually kick pays daily. Hello? Hello? Hello. You stupid fucking idiot. Hey Daniel, what's on your mind tonight? When does kick pay its streamers kick generally pays streamers weekly. But the exact schedule can vary. It's best to check their official guidelines for the most accurate info. Well it said I was gonna get the money on the 3rd of July. It's now the 5th of July. Where's my money if it's late? It's worth checking. You kick support or your payment dashboard for an update. Sometimes there can be delays due to processing or banking issues. Well last week I got paid on Friday in the middle of the night. Well technically it was Thursday, middle of the night, but it ticked over to Friday and now it's Friday. But actually Saturday in the middle of the night I didn't get any payments. It sounds like there's a delay this time. Payment timing can occasionally vary due to processing issues. I'd suggest reaching out to kicks customer support to see what's up. They can provide more specific details. Yeah, but why would it take longer? Could be a lot of factors. Bank holidays, system maintenance or even an issue on your bank's end. Sometimes these things just pop up. Not ideal. I know. Well it's stupid. Why is it not just automated? All they have to do is send me a pixel digit on the internet. It does sound simple but these systems involve lots of checks and balances and sometimes things don't go as smoothly as they should. It's frustrating when automation hiccups but reaching out for support can often resolve it faster. Stay on it though also it's 4th of July. Do you think that has an effect? It might. The 4th of July is a major holiday in the us which could affect processing times. If any part of kick's payment system is based there, it could explain the delay. Let's hope things get back on track. Mm. Yeah because last time it said I was gonna get paid on Thursday. I actually got paid on Friday. Half past midnight on Thursday. But technic be Friday now it's Saturday. No money. My fucking money got 42 minutes. I've already switched the payment bank account to Revolut. So see if next week they pay me faster. Well that's just stupid. It said paid weekly. It's been a week. If they pay me next week it won't be weekly. Maybe reduced some tidying and kill this last 40 minutes. Oh god. Hunter goes bad. It's been a long, not very good day. Maybe the 4th of July thing. Slowed it all down by one day. 'cause kick uses Citibank. I think that's American. So then what I'd get paid tomorrow night. Not to night. Night? Mm-hmm <affirmative> Oh wow. Another crown. Everyone's gonna have crowns soon. Oh I'm still here six months later. Can't believe it. <affirmative>? Mm mm Any more? Coke? Oh a little bit. Mm. I like the way when you swallow coke or when it enters your mouth, I it the smell kind of travels up your nose from within your mouth. Now as soon as it goes in your mouth you get the smell of coat going up the back of your nose. Yeah. People stop wasting their points on the pushups. 'cause I made them too expensive. I had to disable the pushups 'cause I can't be bothered. <laugh> people were spamming it too much. And then I hurt my body. I still got the Lego. I got all these toys. It looks like a children's table now. I remember seeing this massive Lego pit in Bangkok, Thailand in one of the shopping centers. They look pretty cool. Yeah. It's like I had a kid and then it died and now he's gone. And those crazy mourning parents who don't want to get rid of all the kids' stuff. God, it must suck losing a kid. I can't imagine the feeling. It must be horrible like you failed them. Somehow you hear about couples breaking up after losing a kid. 'cause the sight of each other reminds them too much of it. Mm-hmm <affirmative> It looks like a bug. Black bug. I want more bricks to build stuff. This set has so many things that are not bricks. Like a banana shaped leaf thing. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh that's what these are for. <laugh>. I wondered how you get the, the orange bit around the edges. Oh, make a little spaceship. Oh I know. I just like making spaceships like a star fighter from Star Wars. Like an X-Wing kind of looking thing. This reminds me of staff build the ship building mechanic. I read that like that. That was fun. But in the end I made this really cool ship which had automated turrets all along the top of it and it just destroyed everything that got near it and it wasn't even funny anymore. Just easy Need more content about what? No, it's quite relaxing. Making Lego without having to follow any instructions. Just me. What you want. Like what's this? Oh, I know I can do. I can't get this off now if I put this. Hmm. No, no, no. Fuck off. Big stop popping up. Oh my god. I'm going out at 1:00 AM Oh that's pretty cool. I don't have much to work with here. I put a banana on it. <laugh>, what's that? Banana Toric. They really write Lego on every single little knob of the bricks. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm mm-hmm <affirmative> What's that? I dunno why there's something appealing about Lego. The way everything's so square. Click clips onto each other and the way it's slot in like that, it's very satisfying. Oh, oh, oh interesting. Ooh. Ah. I got all this stuff here. Ah. Oh no. It should look like this. We have an extended cockpit for the front. This is a cockpit. A cockpit goes up front like that and um, I think the wings need to be wider wings. Oh, what are these? Oh, I don't like that. Too big. Yeah. 20 minutes left. No, I'm having fun. I don't wanna go home Plans for Saturday. Get my printer. Uh, I dunno. But I dunno if I goes to the post office or not. Maybe we until Monday. I can't get these bits off. Now the cockpit goes at the front like that. All right. I need wings, longer. Wings here. Where these? Oops. An all night Lego session. What doesn't fat. It's weird. Where's he going? Broken. I'll put these here. Oh, I put these like that. Yeah. The printer comes with ink. What's that? Oh, I keep dropping it. My feet hurt. Oh what are these? Oh that's a cool little bit. Oh my god. I keep fucking dropping it. Oh. Oh my God. What about that? I call it the Wi fighter. Wi Fighter. 2000. Get rid of these. Extend the main bridge like that. Well now I need one more of these. Oh I've got one. Hmm. Look at that. The golden cockpit. That's where the crew pilot the ship. And then the flat piece. Where this bit? Um, there. I'm gonna put this bit on here. Oh, who was there the whole time ago? I thought there there's another piece. Yes. Look at this bit. The cockpit. Oh, but the, ah, it doesn't fit. It's for the bananas isn't it? I don't know. I don't want bananas. Maybe. I don't know. Hmm. It looks like a horn. It looks silly. I well look at my starfighter. How's it gonna land? Right? Just look at that. It needs landing gear feet. The main gun. The main gun can go underneath. Oh look, the main gun. The the rail gun. The L canon. They need a bigger gun. How can I make a gun? Ooh, ooh, ooh. That was pretty clever. Twin guns. Ooh, what are these? Ah, it doesn't fit. Oh, that'd be so cool if I could do that. Ah, unless you put these in. It look stupid like that. <laugh>. What is that? Got a massive light saved but coming out the front. Maybe not. Oh no, no. Hmm. I need a better gun. I Oh what that? The dual cannon water tar <laugh>. Ooh. Well that's pretty cool. The dual tar worm moon. Interesting. Interesting. Ooh, that's pretty cool. Aerodynamics. And then what about this? Ooh. Ooh, look at that hot. The cockpit. It's plenty of room for the crew. He thought it was for plant. Oh no. This is way better than the plant. We've got the cockpit so I need the tail higher up now. Oh well that is now's stupid. Um, the tail needs to be longer. I've run out of pieces. Part's boring. I wanna make spaceship this. I like the gun. The gun's really cool. I'll put a red.here for the targeting system. <laugh>, look at that. It even moves. Oh, broke it. That the targeting system. Yeah. I kind of miss making Lego. It reminds me when I was a kid making houses and stuff like that. Something relaxing about it. Um, but I'm still playing with my Lego. I don't want to go home. I don't wanna put it longer. Mm What are these for? Oh, can't put this red thing on this yellow thing. Put this on here. It's like a light saber. Ooh. Oh this goes in here. Oh look. Oh that's pretty cool. I can stick this onto things. Look. Oh <laugh>, look at that. Oops. Lemme put it under here. Now look at that. You can fly at the enemy and stab it. Look at that. Oh, I got a great idea. I stick these up. My asshole. Oh look at that. Oh no. I need little circle thing. Oh, I found it. Oh look at this. Watch, watch, watch. This is gonna be beautiful. Watch and learn and put these there or here with that. The antenna communication system. Dual external antennas. That looks pretty cool. Or maybe they go underneath or maybe to the side or maybe up here. No, I like them here like my ship. That's pretty cool. Or oh, oh I can put the bit back. Look at that. The dual twin engines. Twin engine system. What else can I do? Oh, I could put the tar on the top as well. I get rid of this flat bit. Put this bit on top and I put, oh wait, I could put the tar on top here. Look at that tar on top or under the cockpit. And then the shielding. All these go sides. No. Oh that's okay. Luckily my construction is sturdy. Look at that. Okay. That's pretty cool. I dunno about these bits. <laugh>. About that. <laugh>. Let's look a helicopter now. Hmm hmm See if I got my money. And then time for bit. We've done 15 hours. Well done everyone. We made it. Ah, no fucking money. Oh my God. Okay. I'm not getting it Then next week shitting. Fuck. I really wanted the money today. Well I give up. Yeah it bed. Very disappointing. Goodnight.
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