SHE DUMPED ME [oD-LH-RtCEI]

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Hello,

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Do you like my new jumper?

I forgot my mum bought it for me when she

bought my wedding trousers. I quite

like it, but it's kind of hot now.

It looks better than that old granny

jumper I was wearing, the gray checkered

one. That looked bad. I have to stop

wearing that. I don't know why I bought

that. Look,

this one. Why didn't you guys

tell me this looks really bad? It looks

like a granny jumper. I'm not wearing this

anymore.

This one looks way better. How did my mum

pick out better clothing than I can? And

then that other one I was wearing, the

dark blue one with the white stripes

across it, I don't like that. It's too

short and it's too tight. I was about

to buy a new jumper, but then I found this

one. It's way too big. Yeah, it is a bit

big. It's X— I think it's XL size or L

size. I think it's XL.

But in Japan, baggy clothing is

fashionable. They like baggy trousers too.

It literally made me look like a granny,

that grey checkered one.

Never again. Why is it July and I'm cold?

It's like 15 degrees. Oh my

God, the monitor! Why is it doing that?

It's like it's on a gimbal.

Okay, I've got this new

computer setup. Which means I lost my

laptop screen. Look,

so my laptop is now under there. So in

tent mode, I think it's got better

airflow, and it's much cleaner on the

tabletop without it cluttering and all the

wires going into it. They now go under the

desk. I've got to clean this bit up a bit,

maybe just tie them together, but it means

I lost the screen. But I think it's fine

because now I've got a much nicer setup.

I tried to get my desktop computer working

and it was working, and then I plugged it

into the monitor and then I accidentally

pressed the power button, and then when I

pressed it on again, the monitors wouldn't

turn on. They were just black. So I got

fed up and I put my laptop back in.

Okay, let me check.

Yeah, so I haven't talked to my girl— I

mean, I don't know if I should say

girlfriend anymore. It feels weird. We

haven't talked for like a week now,

so I reckon it's over.

Okay, let me see what the questions are.

No questions. She officially dumped you.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she dumped me. Her

last messages were, I hate you.

You ruined my life. And then I said,

slash dot slash. That was it.

See, it wasn't so difficult. Didn't even

have to say the words.

I'm not slurping, it's just hot. I don't

want to burn my tongue.

Nothing new. Well, yeah, I guess. I mean,

I already explained it last stream.

I hear Chihiro is in Thailand, which is

kind of weird. She's going to like some

concert. Chihiro's new hobby seems to be

Going to concerts in

other countries and they're women.

They're not like K-pop bands. They're like

women singers. I don't know who she's

going to see, like some Taiwanese singer

It seems like Chihiro is living her best

life.

Just like me. My life couldn't be any

better since I left her.

So glad I'm without her now.

Don't you feel bad at all? Yeah, I felt a

bit bad, but What

are you gonna do?

It just didn't work, did it? You shouldn't

have to keep fighting and trying to repair

something and fix something. It should

just work, and if it keeps breaking down,

then I think it's just not supposed to be.

I think things kind of fell apart after

she found out my YouTube channel, just

like every time. I told her not to watch

my streams and stuff, but she couldn't

help herself. Because I say dumb

stuff on stream. You're not supposed to

take everything I say seriously. If you

took everything I said seriously, you'd

think I'm like A racist, Nazi,

misogynist, bestiality necrophile.

If you took everything I say on stream

seriously, that's what you'd think I am.

Obviously, I'm none of those things. You

should be able to tell. But some people,

they just can't tell.

They think I'm like being completely

genuine in streams when I'm just either

just batting around ideas or doing

what-if-isms or

just saying stuff because I'm bored.

Oh yeah, the Trump stuff, that was kind of

exciting. I was sleeping. I woke up

at 4 AM and I checked the news and I was

like, what? And then I fell asleep again.

And then I had this dream. Ice Poseidon's

girlfriend was giving me a BJ. And now I

feel kind of attracted to Kimberly, his

girlfriend. It was pretty hot.

She was like having a fight with Ice and I

was there. And then to get revenge, She

was like, I'm gonna give you a BJ,

Daniel. And I said, no, it's wrong. But

then she kept putting my trousers down,

and then I just let her have a suck, and

then I stormed out. It was such a weird

dream. I didn't have any interest in Kim,

but after that dream, I'm like, whoa,

tall blonde girls that have spaghetti

hair. Interesting.

Can't believe the guy missed. Yeah,

imagine if he hit the head though and

Trump's head just exploded on live TV.

That would have been insane. I am glad he

didn't die because I like Trump. He's

funny. If he died, I'd be so sad. I think

Trump is like one of my favorite Americans

along with Elon Musk.

He's just so funny. How— I don't

understand how you can hate Trump. He's so

funny. Like, his little hand gestures and

the way he stands and everything, so

funny. Just don't understand how so many

people hate him.

I don't understand how no one saw the guy

sitting on the roof with a gun.

Apparently some people did see him And

they tried warning the police, but the

police didn't listen or something. How do

they not have like a drone flying above or

a helicopter to see everything?

It does seem a bit weird.

It's hard to say it was staged because

what are the chances of him

hitting that tiny bit of Trump's ear And

also people died. People standing behind

Trump died. Stupid fucking flies.

Oh my God,

why do they keep coming in my room?

Can't they just stay downstairs? I hear

it.

I'll get

it next time.

So maybe it was like an inside job,

like the Secret Service were trying to

bump him off and they failed.

Don't know, who knows.

Everyone's so paranoid about everything

now, they think everything's a conspiracy,

don't they? You get clickbaited too much,

you don't trust anything you hear anymore.

Okay, why is my camera lagging?

Don't know why some days it's fine and

then some days it lags.

I'm out of breath now.

Okay, my new video flopped. 10 out of 10.

Oh my God, the video is doing so badly

Do I still exercise? Yeah, I do my

push-ups, my morning routine, bicep,

Dumbbell curls. I only do

it once a day now. I don't do it twice.

And I stopped drinking that protein

powder. Got bored of it. I said

he loved Kim on stream the other day.

Wow. Don't tell him I cheated on his— on

him with his girlfriend in my dreams.

I don't do 5 push-ups, I do 30. Why do you

think I can only do 5? I can do like 30

easily. Can't you see my forearms?

They back together again? No way. Why do

they keep breaking up and then getting

back together again, then breaking up?

What's the point?

Just stay together. And if he's busy,

just— he keeps saying, I can't be in a

relationship because I'm busy. Just be

busy, but stay in the relationship.

I don't know.

Wouldn't it be easier if the shooter was

in the crowd up front and then he just

pulls out a handgun? Or what if he just

got a grenade? It sounds hard being so far

away with a rifle.

Seems like there could have been an easier

way to do it, like make a bomb or

something, or just use a knife. I don't

know, like a tiny little bullet

doesn't do that much damage when you think

about it. It just punctures a little hole,

but you get a massive knife, you gash open

his neck or something.

'Cause the Secret Service were pretty slow

to pile on top of Trump after the first

shot. There was at least like 5 to 10

Yeah, kind of interesting. I guess it'll

be all over the news tomorrow. Channel 4

News: What happened to girlfriend

I think it's over.

Finished.

Do I play Minecraft? No,

I don't play anything. Now Elden Ring is

dead, I don't have to play that stupid

game anymore. I can finally just relax,

think of something else. It's weird,

Elden Ring doesn't get views anymore.

Even if I just do the same stuff that was

getting views, it won't work now.

So now I have to find something else.

What should I do? What if I just retell

all my stories on my second channel?

Yeah, I published the Elden Ring DLC video

on this channel because It did well 2

years ago, got a million views, so I

thought maybe I'd do it again. But the do

not buy thing doesn't seem to work

anymore. I don't know why. It's like they

shadow banned do not buy or something,

because it was so good at just triggering

people into clicking it.

And you didn't even have to make any

sense. You can just say this game's

boring, it's rubbish. And then you could

trigger a bunch of idiots. But it doesn't

work now. It hasn't worked for me since

Helldivers came out.

So I thought it's worth a strike.

I mean, worth a shot, because I read your

comment, lightning doesn't strike. It

does. I made do not buy Steam Deck twice

on 2 channels. The first one got 600k.

The second one got 200k. And also the

first Elden Ring do not buy video is still

getting views. It's my highest viewed

video this month. It got like 50k views in

the last month, even though it's 2 years

old.

So I thought it's worth a try. It's not

like anything else I do does any better.

My last one about not being happy in

Thailand got 3k.

Yeah, I feel like YouTube has gotten

better at discovering what's clickbait and

then not recommending it to people.

So as a clickbaiter,

I have to either— I have to find like a

better way to clickbait and make it less

obvious. It's hard to be a clickbaiting

YouTuber nowadays. All this stupid

algorithm stuff. They got these tools like

They survey the viewer like, did you enjoy

this video? 1 star out of 5 stars, or the

happy face, smiley face, sad face.

So if like a bunch of people rated it

poorly, lowly, then they won't recommend

it to more people. So you've actually got

to make good videos, which means I'm

screwed because I relied on clickbaiting,

didn't I? Not really— I

was never able to make good videos because

I suck at everything. So now I've got to

learn how to make good videos, I guess,

or try and make it less obvious that I'm

baiting, which I don't really know how to.

How can I survive?

Oh wow, thanks Daniel for— Now that you're

single, you have to return to Japan to

find a new GF. Nah, I can't be bothered.

I can't be bothered finding GFs at the

moment. I have bigger concerns.

Like, what do I do with my life right now?

And, um, what cool tech thing should I buy

next to make me happy?

I'm not stuck here for another year. If I

want to go travel, I could just go

traveling. I'd just sell a couple shares

of Tesla and then withdraw it into my bank

account. It's not that

I can't travel, it's just I'm not really

wanting to travel.

I don't really want to go to Japan anyway.

Boring.

I don't want to tra— I just said I don't

want to travel. What do you mean I want to

travel? Do people not listen to the words

that are coming out my mouth? Do you like

my new jumper? I don't know what this is.

Oh, it says faith, but vertically. You

turn it this way, it says faith. Didn't

notice that. I thought it was like a

dagger. You'll get sick of living at home

eventually. Yeah, maybe, but what am I

gonna do? It's not a Christian jumper. It

says faith. It's just vertical.

See, it's supposed to be this way. I think

they just printed it on the wrong way.

The Christian Ark.

I don't know. I have some ideas, like what

if I buy a really cheap car and I fix it

up and sell it for profit? That could be

interesting. I've been watching this

channel. He just buys like crappy cars and

then he goes and picks them up. And then

he cleans it up a bit, makes it look

nicer, gets it repaired, and then he sells

it for profit.

Sounds easy. I just got to study a bit

about cars.

The problem is getting to the car. If you

have a car, you drive to the new car.

Then who's gonna bring back the other car?

You need 2 people to do it.

So you need someone to go and pick up,

drive the new car, and someone to drive

the old car. Or you just like walk there,

I guess. Don't know.

What do you think's harder, trading stocks

or trading cars for profit?

I bet it's easy to, like, fix up a car.

You just buy it and then you make sure it

works and then you send it to the repair

shop and then you get repairs and then you

just post it on eBay or something.

Cars are worthless after you buy it. Only

if it's a brand new car. If you get an old

car and then you make it nicer—

maybe I just stick to the stock market.

Where can I get that keyboard? I got it on

Amazon. I don't like it though, it's too

noisy. Listen,

it's really rattly.

But I had to get a keyboard out. I bought

this 2 years ago, I think. I put my laptop

under my desk, so I moved it out of the

way so I've got more space.

I think it could be kind of fun to like

clean up a car and make it look nice.

Just hoover it and then get the— what's

it called— the air pressure water vacuum

for the carpet and the fabrics. And then

get seat covers.

If it's got like an ugly dashboard,

I don't know, cover it up and put an iPad

on top and then you can turn it into a

Tesla. Nice jumper.

Did you become a priest? No, it says

faith. It's vertical.

If I do this with my shirt, look there.

Now it looks like I got the vicar's

That looks funny. I should get like

a white collared thing.

Did I clean my desk? Yeah, I tried getting

my desktop to work, so I had to move

everything and I couldn't get it to work.

So I put everything back, but this time I

cleaned up the cables and stuff, and I

moved the laptop under the desk.

Yeah, I'll show you my desk.

So now I've only got 2 monitors.

The laptop used to go here with all the

cables going in, but now I moved the

laptop under there, and all the cables are

under the table now. They still look kind

of messy. I think if I just get like a

zip tie and bundle it up,

it'll be better.

So yeah, it looks way better now. It's

nice when it's not so cluttered. You feel

mentally less cluttered as well.

Oh, you know, I bought that cable. I

didn't really need to buy a cable because

it's the same cable that goes into the

monitors, the 3-pin plug thing.

So I wasted £5 on that.

I don't know why I can't get my desktop to

work. It was working. And then I

accidentally turned it off by pressing the

button. When I pressed it back again to

turn it back on, the monitors were all

black and I couldn't get the monitors to

work. I unplugged everything, reset it,

it wouldn't work, so I gave up. Also,

I couldn't upgrade it to Windows 11

because it said the CPU only supports up

to Windows 10, so that's not very good.

So I gave off my desktop, and then I

nearly got scammed trying to sell my

Switch Lite. I got all these messages

saying they want to buy it. I got really

happy thinking I'm gonna make £100,

and then all this— all the buyers, they

kept saying the same thing. Like, can you

post it now? And I said, no, I can post it

Monday. And then they were like, if you

can't post it now, I can't send the money

now. And they kept trying to get me to

post it now, yesterday.

And then I gave them my bank account

number, and then they— I don't

know, they said they sent the money, and

then I got a weird email saying— I can't

even remember what it said. It just

sounded like a scam, and they're all

saying the same things.

So then I realized it's probably a scam

and they're all just saying the same stuff

because it's the same scam network, and I

just ignored them all. For some reason, I

can't find anyone to buy my stuff.

Facebook Marketplace is just full of

scammers here, but in Thailand, I managed

to sell my stuff easily without once

getting scammed. Everything went really

well in Thailand, but I can't find anyone

to buy my stuff here. Maybe I go

to the CEX shop, but CEX, they only offer

about £50, so I can't be bothered for £50.

I'm banned selling on eBay. I'd have to

make a new account. Maybe if I use

my new Revolut bank account, they won't

realize it's me. But I need feedback. No

one's gonna buy off me if I got zero

feedback. I want to sell my banjo.

That cost me £120. I can't believe I spent

£120 on a stupid banjo.

Yeah, if you remember 2 years ago, I was

trying to learn the banjo. And then I gave

up. It hurt my fingers too much. I was

getting all these blisters on my fingers.

You want to buy the banjo?

£200. It's here.

It's a nice banjo.

And I've

got this Switch Lite. I want to sell this.

Switch Lite is kind of nice though. It's

very small and light. It feels really nice

to hold because it's so small.

£100. Good deal.

I don't know why I bought a banjo.

I just saw this video on YouTube of this

guy playing it and I thought that's really

cool, so I thought I'm gonna learn to play

the banjo too.

I wasted so much money 2 years ago. I got

a £120 Banjo and then the £200 Logitech

gaming steering wheel, and then what

I wasted so much.

I bought something. It's supposed to be a

secret, but I bought something really

expensive this weekend.

But it's a secret. I'll show you when it

comes. Bet no one will be able to guess

what it is. It's really

expensive. It's okay because I got it on

credit. 36-month payment plan.

Tesla Model Y. No, I'm just kidding.

Imagine I bought a Tesla.

It's not that expensive.

Do I still have the steering wheel? I

chucked it downstairs. I don't know where

my mum put it because I can't find it now.

Subreddit thinks you're buying a Tesla.

That'd be funny if I bought a Tesla.

No, I'm too broke to get a Tesla.

I would have to get a job, or I'd have to

like Uber. To pay for it.

I tried signing up to be an Uber driver.

There's so many things you have to submit,

and then I got stuck on one thing. I gave

up. Something like a DVLA check code,

but you got to screenshot the code and

also handwrite it, and then send off the

two photos, which I did. But then. The

code expired and I had to renew it or

something. Then I gave up.

If you, if you booked an Uber and then a

Tesla shows up with me driving it, would

you get in or would you be scared?

Imagine me being your Uber driver and I've

never driven before and I don't know where

I'm going. At least it's automatic, so I

won't stall it. I think

the main problem is my looks. Like, I

don't look like a confident driving guy.

I don't think I would instill people with

confidence as they get in.

And then what if like bunch of drunk chavs

get in, they make me crash?

I don't think I could do Uber.

Oh, they keep trying to talk to me whilst

I'm trying to concentrate. What if I just

let you drive? You get in, you drive it.

I can't be bothered.

Start beef with Penguin Z. How?

That guy only notices people if they've

done something really bad, like faking

cancer.

I don't do anything bad enough to any— for

anyone to care, really.

Get the lolcow arc going. The problem is I

don't want to get arrested. You do risky

stupid stuff and that's fine and

everything, but I don't want to get in

trouble. A lot of these things you do can

get you in trouble legally, which I don't

want. I mean, I got in trouble legally—

nearly got in trouble legally in Japan. I

was taken to the police station just

trying to make some stalking content. It

was just supposed to be like, oh look,

this is where I used to live in Japan when

I was married. Didn't think the stupid

police would come knocking on my door.

That's the risk of doing content.

Sometimes you can get in trouble.

I found a bunch of really old videos on my

old computer hard drive from like 2015.

They were so funny. I looked so different

back then. Nearly 10 years ago.

What did you buy? It's a secret. You'll

find out next week.

It's funny, I was willing to spend nearly

$2,000 on a love doll, but I

won't get like a cheap rubbish car.

I don't know why I really feel like

getting a car would be a bad idea.

It could be kind of funny.

It just sounds like a lot of work.

No, I got something else. It's more up my

alley.

Yeah, I make a video and it gets like 3K

views. And then gets $15.

So it's hard to justify doing

it for content.

Is that keyboard real? Yes. Why not?

I think it cost me £100. Jesus, I really

was splurging back in 2022. I was doing

very well in 2022. I had that Elden Ring

video go viral. I made thousands off

sponsors. All these game sponsors started

messaging me after that video went viral.

I made like £4,000 from a bunch of

sponsorships. Like Raid Shadow Legends

sponsored me too. And then this random

mobile zombie game gave me like $1,400

for some sponsor— sponsor video.

I was making so much money.

Yeah, it's funny, Raid Shadow Legends just

seems to sponsor anyone.

They only paid me $500 though, not much.

I made a video for this game called Life

After and they paid me $1,400.

Pretty good. It was hard work though, I

had to keep reshooting it.

Secret. Did you break up or not?

Um, I guess so.

It is over. I'm free.

I am a single man again.

Yeah, I guess I'm okay with it. It took

like a few days to kind of process.

Felt kind of weird at first,

but I don't think I want to go back to

Thailand. It was just so boring being

stuck in Thailand.

Maybe I wouldn't mind going to Thailand

again, but just I don't know, for a month

or something.

Sell everything in your room. I wish I

could, but it's so hard to sell stuff. I

put all my stuff on that app called

Shpock. No one messaged me.

I got one like on one of my listings, and

then I put some stuff on Facebook

Marketplace, and all I got was a bunch of

scammers. They all say the same stuff

like, can I send the money by bank

transfer? What's your email address? And

then I get a weird email saying— I'll read

you the email.

I got this email from G Fuel, but it looks

obviously like it's a scam. This is

definitely not the real Gmail.

We greatly admire your content and feel

that your artistry aligns seamlessly with

our brand. We would like to suggest

collaboration in the form of a 15-second

pre-roll. And then the email address it

came from was [email protected].

That is not the G Fuel address.

What's .eu? And then where

Oh yeah, here it says payment on hold,

urgent steps need to be taken. You have

a pending amount of £100, but the status

of your account is not premium, which

limits your account to certain amount and

your accumulated transaction history from

blah blah blah blah. It came from Wise

transfer [email protected].

As if Wise uses Gmail as the official

email. Such a scam. I don't even have

Wise. All these scammers on Facebook

Marketplace.

If I give you my account number for my

bank, You should be able to just send me

money and I would just get the money. Why

would the bank hold the money because I

don't have a business account? Doesn't

make any sense. So I just ignored them

after that happened.

These scammers think we're so stupid,

don't they?

Yeah, they want you to click on some link

and then they get all your login details.

Phishing or something. Keylogger.

I think I put the switch for too high.

£100 is too much, I think. It's probably

worth £50. It's like 6

years old, 5 years old now.

The thumbsticks are really sticky. I keep

cleaning them, but they won't unsticky.

It's a 2019 Switch Lite.

No woman wants a brokey. I'm not broke,

I'm just having a bit of a dry spell on

YouTube. Nothing's popping off.

Nothing's doing well.

Elden Ring went quite well for like 2

weeks and now it's over. Didn't go as well

as I was hoping, but I still got like

150,000 views.

I was hoping to get more though, like 10k

views per video.

Just need to wait for that next big, big

thing. I don't know what it's gonna be.

It's like there's nothing trending right

now, nothing interesting coming out.

It's so annoying because I've seen other

YouTube channels get like half a million

views on their Elden Ring guides.

You're on a dry spell for years.

No, no, this year was pretty good with

Helldivers 2. I got hundreds of thousands

of views on Helldivers 2. It was really

good. I got like 50k do not buy, and then

I made like 100 guides for Helldivers 2.

With almost all of them got at least 5K

views, and about 10 of them got like 15K,

and then about 5 got like over 20K. So it

did really well, but I milked that from

this year February until about a month

ago. Helldivers is dead now. It's like 90%

of its player base just stopped playing

it.

Last year was kind of quiet apart from

that PewDiePie video I made got 300k

views. Oh, Diablo 3, or was it

4? What was the new one? Diablo 4 videos

did really well for me last year. I got

like 30, 40, 50k views on my insane damage

guides. Barbarian insane damage. I got

loads of views on Diablo 4.

So yeah, last year was okay.

I was hoping my Elden Ring videos would

get like 30k views, but no,

not very lucky. Oh, my Insta360 camera

video got like 150k views, which did quite

well. So you just have to keep trying

different things.

Can't give up. You have to be— to

do YouTube, I think you do have to be very

mentally strong because you get so many

failures and flops, but you can't let it

get you down. You have to just keep on

churning stuff out until you get some W's.

It is kind of like investing in the stock

market. He needs to be very mentally

strong and

have to endure a lot of failure to get a

few wins.

That's why so many people give up,

because it, it does kind of hurt when you

put a video out and it flops so badly. So

you have to like emotionally detach from

it. So you can just pump stuff out and not

care if it flops or not. Because if you

stop making stuff because you're scared

it's gonna flop, then you've lost.

So you have to keep waking up in the

morning and thinking how

to keep moving forwards.

Keep pushing on.

The ryokan flop video must have been hard.

I kind of expected it, to be honest.

I thought maybe it could get 5K views.

The new 3K views thing is kind of tough

It's not a Nintendo DS, it's a Nintendo

Switch Lite.

Maybe I get the iPhone 16 this year.

Comes out— should come out in a few

months. I think it comes out in September.

I'll just buy it and then return it after

2 weeks and then make a bunch of videos.

Say it's rubbish.

The problem is there's no nearby Apple

Store. The nearest one is in Bluewater,

and I don't know if I could refund it by

sending it in the post. Then I have to go

to the stupid post office. I'd ask my mum

to send it for me, I guess.

I do miss how in Thailand it was so

easy to get to the Apple shop. Just like

half an hour by train.

It's like 25 minutes by car to get to

Bluewater.

Last painting sold for €150. I think it's

$150. I had to pay $30 for postage.

Yeah, the paintings did sell.

Surprisingly, 2 people bought them. There

was that one guy from the UK. He bought

one. Maybe I'll buy some paints

again. Someone might buy something.

Painting my ex-wife nude.

Apple Vision Pro is coming out in the UK

soon. I don't want it though. It's too

expensive and it looks boring.

I don't really want windows like internet

tabs floating around in my vision.

I like having it on my phone or on a

screen. I don't need it floating around,

following me around. It just seems like a

silly idea. It's kind of cool, I guess,

but I don't really feel like it's

necessary.

Do some IRL. I did last stream. I walked

around in my garden.

What's that noise?

Did you hear that? It's like a weird

whining sound.

When is faster videos coming out?

What videos?

No, I'm not going to make videos.

No need to upset people for

$15. Maybe if I was getting like 40K views

again, I would have considered it, but not

now.

You don't have much money to travel.

It'll be years before you go to Thailand

again. I could go to Thailand tomorrow if

I wanted to. I'd just sell some Tesla

shares. It's like £500 to get a flight

ticket. Put it

on the credit card, but I don't want to.

How are you going to afford living in

Thailand for 12 months? I wouldn't. Go

for— how am I going to go for 12 months?

I would have to get a student visa again.

No, I'm not going to go for 12 months. If

I was going to go again, it would just be

like a short trip, like a couple

Old Daniel would have made a video with a

long list of bad points. Yeah,

well, old Daniel used to get 40, 50k

views, and now new Daniel gets like 3k

views. So what's the point?

It just makes me look bad, and also

it made me feel bad too. Makes me look

bad, makes me feel bad. And then you make,

what, $15? Not worth it.

Not worth it at all.

Try a new country. I don't know.

Tired of going to countries. Why would I

feel bad? Because I don't want to upset

people. I don't like upsetting people.

You know, I only upset

people if I'd make a lot of money.

$15 is not a lot of money.

Like $500, maybe I'd do it.

Drug every girl he meets.

What?

I don't even know if it would get views

anymore. Like, why I hated my

ex-girlfriend. I reckon it would get like

6K views and then make $18,

and then I'd feel bad. I don't

know how to do a crypto. How'd you do

that? Dan coin.

Living in a ramshackle? What, my

million-dollar mansion is a ramshackle?

This is the best house I've ever lived in.

My mum went out cycling with David

Gibson, and then they're gonna watch the

football. She said she won't be back until

very late. My mum's so active.

She's like the complete opposite of me.

She just gets out there and meets people

and does stuff. I just sit in my room

being bored.

I have no idea what to do.

I already streamed in the garden last time

and it didn't make any difference. I only

had 80 viewers, I think, streaming in the

I wasted my money on that Wi-Fi extension

thing. Did you enjoy

it? What, streaming in the garden? No, it

was hot. My back got all hot from the sun.

I'd get sun— either it's cold and cloudy

and it's not nice outside, or it's hot and

then I get sunburnt. I'm not putting

stupid sun cream on just to walk

in the garden. I'm not going to carry an

umbrella. Can't be bothered.

YouTube changed you. I wonder if

I just changed anyway. Not because

of YouTube.

Yeah, I have changed because I was

watching my old videos. That I found on my

hard drives from 2015 or '16.

I was very weird, but I put more

effort into setting up different camera

angles, doing stuff around the house.

There's this one clip of me chucking boxes

down the stairs, and I jump on the boxes

and I fall over and I just start laughing.

It was pretty funny.

I used to do such random stuff in videos.

Now I don't really do anything.

It's summertime. It's cold and windy.

Look, I'm wearing a jumper because I'm

cold.

You don't jump on beds anymore.

Yeah, I only did that because it pissed

people off and it was funny. Only

everything I did was just to annoy people.

The more they complained, the more I'd do

it.

But now nothing pisses people off anymore.

I barely get any hate comments.

Look, I got woolly bits inside of my

jumper. It's nice and soft.

Am I still thinking about Starlink? Nah,

I don't want to stream in the garden.

I mean, I can already stream in the garden

using the Wi-Fi, so I don't need Starlink.

Are you Christian? No, why?

Look, this one looks like a scam too. Do

you think it's a scam? My name is Elaine.

I'm from the marketing department at

CableTime. I've been following your

YouTube channel and your content is

fantastic. At CableTime, we are passionate

about innovation and excellence in the

world of tech accessories.

Are you interested in trying iPad stand

and hub?

I don't know, this one looks kind of real.

10% discount for your

audience. Uh, okay.

Hi, I'm interested. How much do you pay?

What? They never tell you how much they

pay. In the first email, it's annoying.

Sony. Look, I got another one. Is this

fake too?

Our organization Sony tracking your

YouTube channel inspired in your content.

Why is the English so bad?

This one's definitely fake.

The email is [email protected].

Sony marketing.

They don't try very hard to make it look

I don't want to do sponsors anyway. I hate

doing sponsored videos. It's so boring.

How's Pushkin? Uh, he's sad because

my mum won't let him outside.

I don't see what the problem is. She's

scared if he goes outside, he won't come

back, but he always comes back. Why would

he not come back? She said if I

knew how to find him, then she would let

him out. You don't need to find him.

He'll come in when he wants to come in. I

don't know why she fusses so much about

this cat. All our other cats, we just let

them go in and out whenever they wanted

to, but with this cat, It's like he has to

come in before 7 PM. Why?

She says she's scared someone's gonna

steal him. No one's gonna steal a stupid

As if someone's gonna be able to catch a

cat when it's nighttime.

She makes no sense. We got these GPS

collars, but they keep coming off, and

then we lose them in the garden.

And then when it gets around 7 or 8, she

starts screaming out the door, Pashken!

Until he comes back. But I don't think

he comes back because she's shouting. He

just comes back anyway.

He's a bit aggressive. He just came up to

me and then he started rubbing against my

leg and then he just started biting my

foot for no reason. Like he's

annoyed with me because I won't let him

out.

And he bites you if you do something he

doesn't like, like you you touch a part of

his body that he doesn't like being

touched, he'll just bite you like a soft

bite, but it kind of hurts.

Not very nice cat.

I like Toffee more. He was nice.

And then there's a fox. I see the fox

walking around sometimes. My mum's scared

the fox is gonna eat him, but I don't

think foxes eat cats.

They usually hunt rabbits.

No, foxes don't eat cats. The cat could

easily outrun the fox.

Fox is like a skinny, scrawny dog. How's

he gonna catch— or it wouldn't risk trying

to fight a cat because the cat would like

claw and bite him.

Carnivores only hunt prey that don't fight

back because you've got zero risk of

Yeah, Pushkin's pretty big as well, so I

don't think Fox is gonna try chasing

Pushkin.

So my mum fusses about him all the time.

Just let him go out and come in when he

wants to. I don't see what the big problem

is. She said he's an expensive cat, but

he's not. He's like £100.

£200. It's not like a £1,000 cat.

What's wrong with my cabin? It's a very

nice cabin.

Who's that?

Why haven't you invited Sunny to live with

you? I said she can come over.

But she lives so far away,

like 4 hours drive away.

6-hour bus. Well, maybe if people donated,

I'd get the Tesla, but no one donates much

now. I'm broke.

I need the trolls back. They used to drop

big money. It's funny, so many donated

when I was in Japan. I was getting

non-stop Super Chats and stuff,

but then as soon as I left Japan, they all

stopped donating.

Weird. Yeah, I made

loads of money in Japan, but then I spent

it all, so I didn't make anything. I was

net negative because I made like £6,000,

but then I spent like £7,000.

From all the bullet trains and apartments,

hotels,

food was like £500 a month.

Yeah, the ryokan was a bit of a waste.

£600, I think. I kind

of regret that. The food wasn't even good.

I couldn't stay in that guesthouse. It was

so horrible. I was going crazy.

Imagine if I had to live there. I think I

would have snapped at

that American guy eventually. I think

eventually I would have banged on the wall

and been like, shut the fuck up, fucking

American dickhead. Who the hell talks on

the phone at 3 AM in the morning when he

knows how thin the walls are? God, I hated

Never hated someone so much.

And the other guy who was noisy as well.

The worst place I ever lived in, that

guest house.

You told him it's not a problem. No, I

didn't. Who? What are you talking about?

Me?

Be nice to your mum so she doesn't sell.

I really doubt she would sell. It's too

much work,

and I think she likes it here. She just

likes to complain.

I think my uncle and auntie selling their

house has kind of made her think about it.

My neighbours, the ones who

live next door, that's my uncle and

auntie. They put their house on the

market. I think they found a buyer. They—

I think they sold it for £870,000.

They're moving to be closer to their son.

No, I don't think she'd sell.

I think ours is worth more because our

land is bigger.

I need some pigs.

I don't know what happened

to Blood Bucket. She probably got bored.

I saw her on Twitter. She was tweeting

stuff like usual. She changed her

hairstyle.

No, she didn't only want Japan content

because she was watching like every stream

when I was in Thailand since last year's

Japan trip.

We need more gaming content, but there's

no games out. What's the next

big game coming out?

Annoyed with the On the Run video?

What's that?

What On the Run video?

First Descendant.

Yeah, but I can't be bothered to play it.

It looks boring.

It's a lot of hard work getting into a new

game. You've got to learn how it works,

you've got to grind it, unlock stuff.

Helldivers 2 was pretty good, easy to make

content about.

I don't play anything now.

Still don't know why you dug a hole in the

Um,

because I was sad and had a lot of energy,

pent-up energy.

And I thought it'd be funny.

Yeah, and it was good exercise too.

Made my back stronger, my shoulders

stronger.

I don't think I'd do it now. I'm too lazy

now. I don't know how I had the energy to

keep digging that hole every day. It felt

kind of rewarding though, to see the hole

get deeper and deeper. And then every day

I'd go work on the hole, and then finding

myself having to jump into the hole and

then climb out of the hole as it got

deeper felt kind of satisfying. I dug

little footsteps into the wall so I could

climb out. There's something kind of

rewarding about it.

My dream is— well, my goal was to

dig out like a big square like that

primitive— what's his name? All these

primitive channels, Primitive Technology

or something. I want to dig out a square

And then make a floor and then make like a

mud staircase that goes out of it.

And it'll be like a room,

like an underground room.

And then I'd sit in it.

And then, I don't know, get wood to prop

up the corners. And then my stupid uncles

filled in my hole. They kept saying it's

dangerous, someone will fall into it.

Who's gonna fall into it? There's a

massive mountain of dirt around the hole.

Obviously there's a hole there.

You'd have to be stupid and blind to fall

into such a big hole.

Frogs were getting stuck in it though,

which was kind of gross. I had to fish

them out.

That's the annoying thing about the uncles

living next door. They keep coming over

and interfering. Kind of looking forward

for them to fuck off, to be honest,

because my mum keeps asking them for help.

That's the problem. And they're like, oh,

Daniel's mum, so poor and helpless.

We must help her.

It's kind of irritating, to be honest.

Mind our own business. Come in my garden,

fill my hole. Fuck off, idiot.

Don't even say hi to me at the wedding.

Stupid fucking uncles. God,

I hate my family, to be honest. Fucking

annoying. Come to my sister's wedding,

you didn't even say hello to me.

I'm the fucking brother, bitch.

Pissing me off. The, the amount of

disrespect that I experienced at the

wedding, oh my God. I won't

forget the disrespect.

Confronting my uncles about my hole.

Imagine I vlogged myself like, why did you

fill my hole? Took me weeks

to dig that hole.

And then at the church thing, they didn't

even ask me to come up to take the photo.

You know, after they finish getting

married and they do the vows, they then

sit at the table in the church to sign the

documents. And then they took a photo of

the broom or whatever it's called. And the

newlyweds' family are supposed to be

standing behind them. They didn't even

tell me I was supposed to be there for the

And then they took the photo, my mum comes

back and she's like, oh, didn't even know

Daniel wasn't with us. How'd you not

notice that I wasn't there? You fucking

blind.

Yeah, the more I remember this, the more

pissed off I get now.

The husband's parents and his brother were

in the photo. So I guess I'm supposed to

be in the photo too, but no one told me.

And then my mum said, you didn't come to

the rehearsal, otherwise you would have

known. Why don't you just tell me then?

How hard is it to tell me I was supposed

to be there to take the photo?

David Gibson's in the photo. Why is he in

the photo and I'm not in the photo? I'm

the fucking brother. What the fucking