Unboxing some gifts from Amazon

Streamlabs,

baby. Oh shit,

didn't do it properly.

Streamlabs.

Streamlabs. Let me see,

why is the quality so bad?

Wait, let me restart it.

Um,

okay,

720p testing.

Testing, testing,

testing, testing.

Okay, is it 720p now? Testing,

testing. Should be 720p.

Oh, it looks better now.

Let's see if

it works.

I bought stuff on Amazon again.

Okay,

it should be fine.

We've got a busy day today, lots of boxes

to open. I was

gonna make a spring roll. I can't be

bothered now, I feel lazy. I might just

have a sandwich instead.

Well, see how it goes.

I don't even feel like streaming, to be

honest, but seeing as I don't have

anything else to do, might as well. I've

got some boxes to open for

my second channel. Second channel is doing

pretty well, actually. Don't know why I

didn't do a second channel Earlier, I

should have focused more on the second

channel. I should have put more

stuff on it. Now I'm putting stuff on it,

it's actually making money, which I don't

know why that surprises me. It's pretty

obvious. Put stuff on it, then it will

This is how you open a box.

First, you cut off the flaps.

It's raining here. How about you?

Are you raining? That's good.

And then we open— we make a door, then the

goodies can come out. The door.

Oh, I got batteries for my drone so we can

fly that as well. If you want to fly some

drones later, that's cool,

we can do that. Got a big pimple here,

it's disgusting. I squeezed it yesterday

and blood came out.

We'll make a door here.

Oh, that feels so good.

Look how straight It slices,

and then we open the flap. Ta-da!

And then you can see inside. Cut the flap

That's good flap there.

What do we have inside?

Just need to fix my hair. Okay.

Not sure if it— oh, it is streaming.

Sorry, the chat wasn't moving and I

thought it was broken.

Unbox the damn thing. That's what I'm

doing. I'm just having some fun.

If you don't enjoy cutting

cardboard boxes into little pieces, then

you're boring. This is how I like to

spend my weekends.

Wow. Look at all these presents

I got from my loving audience.

I'm just building some suspense. What's

this? Which one should I start off with?

Lots of goodies.

Bet you're jealous. Bet you're jealous

because no one sends you anything.

Hahaha.

Here, I'll send you this. This is for you.

I'll write my name on it. You can hang it

on your wall. I got

a GoPro. So you might be wondering why I

bought another GoPro after I sold my last

one, and I don't know.

I just kind of wanted one. So I could

stream outside and not feel stupid. Strap

it to my chest and walk around instead of

holding my phone like this whilst I stream

the whole time. Why isn't the chat moving?

It's weird. If I don't scroll the chat

myself, then it doesn't move.

That's really annoying. Why doesn't it

just automatically scroll down?

Oh well, I don't read chat anyway.

No one says nice things to me, so why

should I read it?

Um, I got some new, new things for my

iPad. Vlogging setup as well. I got this

new microphone. Hopefully it works on

the iPad. It should do.

I'm not sure which one to open first.

Should I save the GoPro for last? This

one's boring. This is just USB-C adapter.

Where is the, um, chat box?

Am I on NoFap? Yes, it's day 6 nofap.

Don't really know how to feel about it. I

wake up in the mornings feeling very

horny, but then I wake up, put my pants

on, and then don't really feel horny

anymore.

Also, I'm getting a lot less dick cheese,

which is good. Usually I have quite a lot

of dick cheese when I go for a shower,

but now there's not as much as there

usually was.

Look at that, that's pretty cool.

So this goes into the iPad.

Like this, put it here.

Quite cool. Oh, Streamlabs sucks.

I'm gonna go back to YouTube.

The chat doesn't scroll, it just stays

still, and then if I want to see the new

chats, I have to keep scrolling it myself.

Used to do that. Settings. There must

be a setting somewhere.

Audio. YouTube settings.

Broadcast settings.

It's been a long time since I I use

Streamlabs, hasn't it?

Okay, what's next? What do we have? Oh, I

got a GoPro clip.

So I thought instead of using the GoPro

chest strap, which looks kind of stupid—

well, this is kind of big. I thought it'd

be a lot smaller. So this clip, you put

the GoPro here and then you can clip it to

your bag strap,

and then it rotates like— well,

it's supposed to rotate. Don't know

how you make it rotate.

It's a bit stiff.

It rotates like this.

Doesn't feel very good though, it feels

like it's going to break. And then you put

it onto your strap and then you put the

GoPro here. I didn't think it'd be so big,

a bit disappointed with that. Stands out a

little bit too much.

Why did I lie to my fans telling them that

the Surface Pro was for your wife?

Um, I didn't say that the Surface Pro was

for my wife. Please tell me, show me the

point when I said this Surface Pro is for

my wife, and then I'll shut up and eat

your hat.

Beginning of the video said I got some

gifts for my wife, and then I gave her the

AirPods. Never actually said the Surface

Pro was for my wife, did I? Learn to

listen, and then you won't make yourself

look stupid when you say dumb things,

idiot. That felt

good. Destroyed that person. Why'd you lie

to your fans? Shut up, it's not a lie.

Why are you stupid? Okay, so here's my

mic— microphone.

It's actually for cameras, but I think I

can use it on my iPad.

Looks a bit weird, doesn't it?

It's supposed to go in here. I'll have to

test it out in a minute. So hopefully it

fits in this hole. Yes, it fits in the

hole. So that goes into my iPad. But then

you might be wondering, how are you going

to fix this to the iPad? Let me show you.

You're so bitter. I'm not bitter, I'm just

irritated when people say dumb stuff. You

guys get irritated when I say dumb stuff,

I also get irritated when you guys say

dumb stuff. You know, it's a two-way

street. What's this?

Uh, oh, here. I have this iPad

holder thing and it has a hot shoe mount

at the top where I can put my microphone

in.

Hi Daniel, do you remember me? Yes, I do.

I remember everyone.

You didn't specify what exactly you gave

to your wife,

blah blah blah blah. It's called a joke.

Do you know what a joke is?

I don't think you do, because anyone who

has any brain cells would

understand that it's a joke.

Why are you making a big deal of it— about

it anyway? Do you

think my fans care if I gave my wife a

Surface Pro or not? I gave her the

AirPods. That was the gift. Obviously the

Surface Pro's for me. This is pretty

heavy. I sent the Surface Pro back

because it's shit. Oh, it's made out of

metal. Oh, wasn't expecting that.

I didn't think it'd be made out of metal.

It's pretty heavy.

I don't like that noise it makes. It makes

like a scraping metal sound. I hate

that scraping metal sound.

And this goes here,

it goes onto the hot shoe mount. You see

that? Why isn't it going on?

It's not going on.

That's weird.

Oh, oh, I get it. You're supposed to screw

this bit and then you put it on. So you

unscrew it and then you slot it in and

then you screw it in place. See? And then

you've got a microphone It

looks funny.

And then I put the iPad onto

the holding thing.

Put the iPad here.

How do I hold it in place? Oh, you tighten

it, and then I tighten it here,

and then I put my tripod at the bottom.

Oh, this weighs a ton. Jesus Christ.

Weighs a tonnage.

Um, I think I'm gonna have to restart the

stream because this Streamlabs thing

sucks. Be right back.