my girlfriend left me...

Testing,

testing.

Hey guys, I'm back alone again.

Is this the new hotel or Korean

girlfriend's house?

It's the hotel or the apartment me and my

girlfriend were staying in, but she left

now.

I won't be able to stream in the Korean

girl's apartment because she's there all

day.

So we need to figure out what to do about

that later.

Ah, stupid pimple here.

Great.

Um, it's been a while since I used my

laptop to stream.

I need to

get it ready and stuff.

I need to find something to put my mic on,

otherwise I'm gonna be like this the whole

time.

I'm gonna get a hunchback.

Maybe I can use— maybe use this.

Do do do do.

How about this?

Okay, this works.

Yeah, like my Thailand setup.

Okay, this works.

Yeah, like my Thailand setup.

Problem is this seat is kind of high.

It's like a stool.

And it's very squeaky.

Okay,

so what is the plan?

I'm still hunching.

I don't want to hunch.

Damn stool's too high up.

Don't hunch.

Where the hell are you?

I mean, I'm still in Japan.

Girlfriend left yesterday.

Moving in with Korean lady tomorrow,

but we have to plan a lot of stuff,

like what am I gonna do in the future?

Stuff like that.

I don't know if moving in with the Korean

lady is a great idea.

But I'm kind of broke.

I need to save as much money as I can.

This last 10 days with my girlfriend has

just bankrupted me.

So expensive.

I always say, oh, Japan's really cheap.

People talking rubbish saying expensive.

Yeah, Japan's cheap when you don't do

anything and you just cycle up and down

all day.

But when you actually have to entertain

someone and show them the sights and do

fun things together, it's freaking

expensive.

I think in total I spent probably like

$1,500

and my girlfriend gave me about $500.

So I reckon maybe $1,700 was how much the

total was.

So damn expensive.

The food was so expensive,

like the all-you-can-eat buffets and the

crab and going to USJ, going to the

aquarium.

USJ was like,

I think it was like $120 for— no, it was

like $150 for 2 people.

Plus the food in there is so damn

expensive.

¥1,000 for a chicken turkey drumstick and

then ¥1,000 for, I don't know, a donut.

Yeah, I got a pimple.

Thanks for reminding me.

It's because this lighting kind of bounces

off the pimple, makes it look kind of

visible.

I don't know what to do about the

lighting, so I got this stupid window

here, and I've got another window behind

me,

so the lighting is just really bad in

here.

Did you have more fun when you were on

your own?

No, it was really fun having her here.

I feel kind of lonely now.

Kind of sad.

I just walked around for about an hour

before starting the stream, went shopping,

got this,

got today's lunch and dinner,

and I just went to the aquarium and I

walked around the places I took her.

It was weird not having her around

anymore.

Korean chick is someone I met off Bumble

about 2 weeks ago.

And then she offered that I could stay

with her.

At first I thought that sounds like a

really bad idea because how am I going to

get out of it?

But now I'm thinking, well, it's a free

place to stay

and I don't really want to live in a

dormitory.

But then how am I going to get out of it?

Let's say I want to move out or I get fed

up with her or I want to go back to

Thailand.

What am I going to say to explain why I'm

leaving?

She's 35, I think.

So the girlfriends are getting slightly

younger.

My girlfriend's 36.

The Korean one's like 35.

Maybe one day we'll have a 30-year-old

girlfriend.

Well, I already told the Korean girl that

I can stay for 6 months.

So she'll be expecting me to stay for 6

months.

Why do you find such old women?

Because the young ones don't want to meet.

Only the old ones want to meet up and have

you know what.

You think I don't want to have a young

girlfriend?

Of course I do.

But they're so— the young ones are so

annoying to talk to because they don't put

any effort into conversation.

They expect you to to take the lead and do

everything.

And they've probably got like 1,000 guys

chasing them.

So they're not really— they don't care

about like one weird guy from England.

They've got 1,000 normal guys who have

nice bodies and normal jobs and

personalities.

Why would they bother with you?

And let's face it, I'm not exactly great

looking.

I don't really have like a great career.

I'm not loaded,

so the chances of me getting a young

girlfriend, very low.

I've got to use what I have and not waste

my time with

low chance, low chances, low probability

girls.

Young girls, just waste of time, really.

You have a good face.

Yeah, I think my face is okay.

Like, not too bad.

But my body, my body looks like a freaking

stick insect.

And it doesn't matter how much exercise I

do.

I do cycling.

I've tried lifting weights, go to the gym.

I still look like a freaking stick.

And I look like a boy.

That's the problem.

I don't look like a man.

I look like a kid, like a teenage boy.

It's just something about my appearance.

I look like a boy.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Yeah, it's nice to be back.

Missed you guys.

I wanted to do the subathon and keep doing

it, but I don't think I can do it.

Because

how am I gonna do it when I'm moving with

the Kringle?

I'll have to go out and stream whilst I'm

out and then end the stream when I go

back.

So I'm not gonna dox her place.

Glad you're back, Danny boy.

If I dox her place,

it'll be way too risky if I dox her place.

I think when you look like me, you're only

going to attract a certain type of woman,

and that's like a motherly kind of— I

notice all my girlfriends are very similar

in personality.

They all are kind of motherly and they

want to look after me.

And they kind of treat me like a son slash

dog.

Young girls, they want like a man who's

going to take the lead and stuff.

And I can't really fill that role.

I don't have the looks or personality to

fill that role.

And this Korean woman's also the same.

She's like very motherly, wants to look

after me.

She doesn't let me take the lead.

We went to a restaurant and I was

thinking, oh, maybe I've got to do the

ordering.

But she just jumped in front of me and did

all the talking.

So I was like, okay, I guess I'll just let

her do it then.

She seemed very eager to, to take care of

me.

I don't know why I only attract that kind

of woman.

I think it's just The way I look and

stuff, that's what I naturally attract.

Whereas a guy who has like an old man's

face or like a manly face, he'll attract a

different type of woman than I would

attract.

Got a very boyish face.

I noticed some guys, even if they're

young, they look old.

They got like an old man face.

It's effing

What was I saying?

I was saying some guys, even if they're

not old, they look old.

They've got like an old man kind of face,

and I think they would attract different

girls than what I would attract.

Is it working now?

Testing.

Yeah, like, look at Nobita.

I think he's around the same age

I think it's—

uh, what's going on?

Is Korean GF fingers as good as Chihiro's?

The hot face.

Testing.

I switched it back to the pocket Wi-Fi,

see if it does any better.

I don't know what is wrong with this.

Apartment Wi-Fi, because when I do a speed

test, it's pretty fast.

I might have to plug in my Wi-Fi dongle to

use 2 connections.

I think this should be fine,

fingers crossed.

Wear contacts, get a haircut?

I would still have the same face, it

wouldn't make a difference.

I don't have the right kind of face to

make short hair look good.

I've had short hair before and I look

worse.

It's not the hair or this or the glasses,

it's the face, like my facial features.

I'm still gonna look the same just with

like no— I mean, look, when I take my

glasses off, that's what I look like.

I look the same just without glasses.

I think I look better with the glasses

because it makes my face have something

else going on.

Yeah, it's— I don't know, it's not really

much I can do about it.

I don't really mind because I mean, I

don't mind attracting motherly

girlfriends.

Your eyes are bigger without glasses.

Yeah, because my lenses make everything

smaller behind the lens.

I think it's okay now.

I've got a donut from Kevin.

Oh, thank you, Kevin.

The hot face.

Is Korean GF fingers as good as Chihiro's?

The hot face.

What do you mean?

What?

Her fingers?

I guess they're okay.

The thing I don't like about the Korean

girl is she's kind of wide.

She's not fat.

It's hard to explain.

It's like she's wide but not fat.

She's got wide hips, which I thought is

what I wanted.

You know, I've always been moaning,

saying, oh, I wish my girlfriend had a big

bum.

She's kind of got a big bum with wide

hips, and for some reason I don't like it.

I prefer my girlfriend who's slim.

I could, I could lift my girlfriend and

like move her around easily,

whereas the Korean girlfriend, she's like

Hard to move around because she's got wide

hips and like a wider frame.

I know I've only had sex with her 3 times,

so it's still early days.

Maybe it would improve later.

Oh, she also gets way too wet.

That's the thing about the Korean girl.

I wasn't crazy about.

She gets really wet and I don't really

feel like it's very tight.

So I don't know if she's having a lot of

you know what to make it so loose.

Because when my girlfriend came to Japan

for the— on the first day,

when we first had cereal after— how long

was it since I left Thailand?

Over 2 weeks.

It's been over 2 weeks since we last had

cereal and I trust that she hasn't been

cheating.

And I couldn't get my you-know-what in.

And she was in pain.

So we had to, like, be very careful to get

it back in.

It was like how it was on the first day we

met.

So I can tell it was closing up after we

stopped doing it for such a long time.

But after a few days, it stretched and

opened back up again.

So I'm thinking when a woman stops having

you-know-what, it starts closing again.

But I don't know, maybe the Korean girl's

just naturally wide,

or maybe she's like getting banged by

loads of guys, which is why it's wide.

Because if she's not doing it, then it

should start closing back up again and get

tight again.

Isn't it a good thing she's wet?

Yeah, but when they're too wet, you can't

feel anything.

It's just like slime and Everything's so

wet and I can't feel the vagina anymore.

I like to feel it.

I like to feel the suction and the grip,

and it's hard if it's too wet.

Plus, too wet plus not tight.

So I'm hoping the cereal is still good or

doesn't get boring and bad.

Because if I'm like living with her and I

can't get it up anymore, it's going to be

really awkward.

My girlfriend's really tight, which I kind

of like about her.

Plus she has a very small frame, which

makes it easy to maneuver her.

It was a bit awkward with the Korean girl.

Plus she's got a really hairy bush, which

is okay, I guess.

It's interesting because it kind of

tickles, tickles your belly.

I don't know why Korean girls don't shave,

because I've had another Korean girlfriend

back in 2010.

She had like a completely uncut bush.

They just— they don't trim or cut their

bush at all.

They just let it grow like a big bush.

Well, that's the fun thing about getting

new girlfriends, I guess.

You've got to learn how the body works and

feels and find out how to make it better.

So I think I'm gonna go on a no wanking

diet today to get my sex drive back up to

100%.

I've been— ever since my Thai girlfriend

left, I've been going crazy with the The

Fleshlight because it is so good.

But I think I'm going to throw it away

because I'm not going to use it at the

Korean girl's place.

And if I don't stay at the Korean girl's

place, I'm going to have to get a

dormitory because I can't afford hotels

anymore.

The sex cup.

I mean, the Fleshlight cup is so good.

It's unbelievably good.

It's too good, that's the problem.

How much did you spend with Thai girl?

I think I spent like ¥1,600,

but she gave me about ¥4,500.

She gave me ¥50,000 on the first 2 days.

After day 4, it was all gone.

I couldn't believe how quickly it went.

¥50,000 is quite a lot for me.

That would last me quite a while.

I couldn't believe after a few days it was

all gone.

She arrived at 10 PM.

Had to go to the airport, bring her back.

We got here around midnight, 11 PM to

midnight.

So we didn't really do anything.

Seeing her reaction as someone who has

just come to Japan for the first time was

so cute.

She was so amazed by everything, about how

clean everything is.

She was like very interested in Japanese

people and how they look and behave in

public.

It's very funny to, to observe her

reactions coming to Japan for the first

time.

What did you spend all the money on?

Well, first day I took her.

I think we basically saw all of Osaka in

the first day.

She had a big list of things she wanted to

see, and I know everything on the list.

I know where everywhere, everywhere is.

So I took her first day.

I took her to Osaka Castle, Dotonbori,

Shin, Shinseibashi, Shinsekai, Tennoji.

Denden Town,

Umeda.

So I took her to everywhere in Osaka in

the first day.

So that was kind of funny that it only

took one day to see everything in Osaka.

We didn't go in Osaka Castle because there

was a massive queue and I said it's kind

of boring in there.

Let me think.

What do we eat on the first date?

Oh yeah, first date, walked around

Shinsekai and I took her to kushikatsu,

but not all you can eat.

It's just like normal kushikatsu and it

costs ¥4,000 just for about 15 sticks and

a beer.

The damn place is so expensive.

It was like ¥250 For one stick.

And I was hungry and I wanted a beer.

Ended up paying ¥4,000 just for lunch.

And then I took her to crab buffet, which

cost— oh my God, it cost nearly ¥12,000

for all-you-can-eat buffet crab.

That was the most expensive meal I ever

had.

And it was 90 minutes, all-you-can-eat

crab.

I don't even like crab.

And it was the cheapest menu, the snow

crab.

The king crab would have cost ¥20,000.

¥12,000 is like $120 for dinner.

So expensive.

And I barely ate anything.

I just had the sushi and the tempura.

And then I took her to yakiniku, which is

like, I don't know, ¥4,000 all you can

eat.

And then I took her to— I took her to USJ,

which was about ¥150,000— I mean, ¥15,000,

plus all the food we ate in there.

The food in USJ is so expensive, and we

just went around eating stuff from the

stalls, like the turkey leg, the popcorn.

I think probably spent about ¥4,000 on

food alone in USJ.

And then I took her to the aquarium, cost

¥5,000 for the aquarium tickets.

And then the aquarium meal,

we went to the food court outside of the

aquarium, cost a couple thousand yen.

And then the trains, I put ¥10,000 on each

of our Suica cards and it was gone after a

few days.

And then she lost a Suica card which had

¥2,000 on it.

I think it just dropped out of her pocket

because she puts stuff in her coat pocket

and it just falls out when she takes her

phone out.

So I had to get her another Suica card

and then I took her to Kyoto.

The train to Kyoto was like

4,000 yen for both of us there and back.

And then we went to—

I took us to the Golden Temple, King

Kakuji.

And then I took her to some street food

market.

And then next day I took her to Arashiyama

with the bamboo forest and the Snow Monkey

Mountain Park and Kiyomizu-dera Temple.

All the food around the Kyoto area is so

damn expensive.

It was like ¥2,000 just for udon when it

should normally cost about ¥600.

So yeah, it was so expensive.

The food, the trains, tickets to places

weren't too expensive.

I was kind of annoyed because in USJ we

didn't get to see Nintendo Land, which I

wanted to see, because I messed up.

The ticket I bought lets you go into

Nintendo Land, but I didn't know you had

to go into USJ and then print out another

ticket to get into Nintendo Land.

But they only have limited tickets for the

day.

And by the time we decided to go to

Nintendo Land, it was too late and there

were no more tickets left.

So we had to enter like this raffle

lottery ticket to see if we could win some

of the leftover tickets, which we didn't

win.

And then we couldn't see it because it was

like 4 PM by then.

So that was annoying.

I don't know why they have a limited— I

don't understand the words.

I don't understand the phrase.

They say

area, area timed entrance.

I don't understand what that means.

It doesn't make any sense.

We lined up to go into it around 3 PM, and

I showed them our ticket and they said you

can't enter with this ticket, you have to

go and get a special ticket.

And I thought, okay, we'll just do that

later then, but then it was too late.

They didn't say there was limited number

of tickets.

It's so stupid, I hate it.

The system there is so dumb.

I didn't— it didn't say on the ticket I

had to go and get another ticket.

That was the only thing I wanted to see

because I've seen everything else already

in USJ.

I've seen Harry Potter, I've seen like the

boat rides and stuff like that.

And then I got told off for filming on the

stupid Jaws shark boat ride.

Why can't we film it?

I don't get it.

I was trying to film the boat ride and he

was like waving at me to turn the camera

off, and he was— he couldn't say anything

because he was doing his act, you know,

like the, oh my god, there's a shark,

we have to find out what happened to the

other boat.

He was doing his performance.

But he was like waving at me to stop

filming.

It was kind of funny.

Why can't I film it?

This is stupid.

And we went on 4 rides and they were all

kind of like VR, virtual reality roller

coaster simulations.

And it was just kind of like shaking you

around like this.

But the last ride, the Doraemon ride, was

horrible because it actually dropped and

went up and And violently turned left and

right, and you're wearing this VR headset,

and it was going to fly off.

So I had to keep it attached to my face,

and the staff were like freaking out

because my girlfriend had bottles in her

pocket,

and they were just going

"ペットボトル、ペットボトルダビデジュア,"

and then they switched to English, but

they kept saying "pet bottle." Thank God I

could speak Japanese because that would

have been so confusing.

Japanese people think we say pet bottle in

English.

No one says pet bottle.

What the hell does petto botturi even

mean?

We just say plastic bottle.

The fuck is pet bottle?

Oh yeah, because they put PET on the

bottle.

P-E-T.

I don't know what it stands for, so I just

said, can you get rid of it for us?

And then they were saying, oh, you gotta

take your glasses out, and they give you a

little case to put your glasses in.

But then I was saying, but I can't see

without my glasses.

So, but they made me take my glasses off

and I had to put it into a little case,

zip it up, put it over my head, and then

put the VR thing.

I couldn't see anything because it was all

blurry, so I just shut my eyes and I was

holding on to the VR, like holding on to

my case, glass case, so it wouldn't fly

everywhere and hit me in the face.

It was a complete nightmare, the Doraemon

ride.

Hated it so much.

And it actually dropped suddenly and went

Side to side really quickly.

I hated it.

I felt so sick at the end.

And then when you finish the ride and you

come off the ride, you're going down the

hallway to the exit and there's all this

staff going, Tanoshigatte desu ka?

Like that.

No, it was fucking horrible.

I wanted to say, Zen zen tanoshiku nai

desu.

I just smiled and said, hi, hi, hi.

They're like waving at you and smiling,

Tanoshigatte desu ka?

No.

Worst thing I've ever experienced.

Didn't give me any time to strap the

headset on and it was flinging off my

face.

Worst ride ever.

They didn't even say you're not allowed to

bring PET bottles.

My girlfriend had her pockets stuffed with

plastic bottles and Coke bottles.

Oh, what a nightmare.

And then taking my girlfriend back to the

airport was a nightmare too.

She stupidly booked a really early flight,

9 a.m., so I had to wake up at 5:30 to get

ready.

And she was like, no, no, no, I don't need

to wake up so early.

Just wake up at 6.

I can get ready in 20 minutes.

Guess what?

She didn't get ready in 20 minutes and we

missed the train because she was putting

on makeup and like still not fully packed.

And I was saying, look, it's 6:30.

We need to leave now.

Train's at 6:40.

And she was like, no, no, it's fine.

I can run.

We get to the train station and the train

has just arrived as we're getting to the

ticket gate.

And then she can't find her Suica card and

she's rummaging through her bag looking

for it.

And I'm just rolling my eyes.

Okay, we missed the train.

Why wouldn't you get the Suica card ready

and just put it in your jeans pocket

knowing that we're gonna get on the train,

you're gonna need the Suica card?

Why would you have it in your stupid bag

with all your stuff in it?

She has this kind of handbag thing with

all her junk in it, and then the Suica

card falls, sinks to the bottom.

She's like rummaging through it.

So we missed the train, and then we're

gonna get the next train, but the next

train earlier than what Google is saying

that we should get on.

So I'm thinking maybe we should skip this

train because Google is telling me to get

the next train at 7:05.

This is 6:55.

So I'm not sure if we should get on this

train.

So I say, uh, actually, okay, yeah, let's

get this train.

So I get on the train.

I look, I turn around and she's not on the

train.

She's like, I don't know what she's

looking at, but she's on the platform like

this.

Looking at the sky for some reason.

I don't know where the fuck she's looking.

And then the doors close.

She turns around.

She's like, like that.

The look on her face when she sees me on

the train and doors closing was so funny.

I was just staring, standing there staring

at her like,

the fuck are you doing, you stupid idiot?

Oh my God, she's so fucking stupid.

I can't believe how dumb she is.

So I text her and I say, what the fuck are

you doing?

Get on the next train.

So I get off at the next stop and I get

onto the next train and she's on that

train.

I'm so annoyed.

So stressful because her plane was at 9

and we would arrive at 8.

So she's got only an hour to get checked

in and everything.

But we get to the airport and everything's

fine apart from she thinks she's checked

on— checked in online.

So we queue up to the security bit and we

finally finish queuing up and they say,

no, you got to go to the counter to get

the paper ticket.

So we've only got about an hour until they

start boarding and we have to sprint back

to the counter bit to get the printout

thing.

I didn't know because I never have to

print out anything when I check in.

I just check in online and I got my QR

code.

I don't need a little paper thing.

So then we run to the counter, print out

the thing, run back, hug, say goodbye.

And I was pretty sad and nearly cried.

Actually, I did kind of cry.

My face was going

like that.

I couldn't control my face.

I was going to just break out and cry

because I was so sad.

It's so sad.

You say goodbye and you see them walk

through the security door and then you're

like, like looking like this, seeing if

you can still see their face through the

crowds and then you're still waving like

that and then they disappear into the

crowds and you can't see them anymore.

Oh my God, it's so sad.

Every time it croaks me up.

And then I'm alone and I'm like, okay, I

guess I should go back.

And the train journey back alone is so

weird because we were here in this

apartment together for nearly 2 weeks.

So it's just so weird coming back here

alone, back to the same station.

But this time I'm alone.

I always cry when I have to say goodbye at

airports.

Same with Chihiro.

When I sent Chihiro back after my dad

died, it's so hard to say goodbye.

I like to think of myself as like a

heartless robot, you know, all emotions

don't affect me.

Imagine having emotions, but oh my God,

the tears just come.

I think I'm a pretty emotional guy.

I do.

I do like psychopath things, like cheating

and stuff, but I do cry and stuff and get

emotional.

I thought psychopaths don't have emotions.

That's like the whole point of being a

psycho.

Is that you're like an emotionless lizard.

You're still cheating?

Yeah, well, I need a free place to stay

and I want to have sex,

so— how am I going to say no to that?

Free place and sex and new interesting

stories?

I can't say no to that.

Are you sad she left or because you're

alone?

I'm sad she left, like I miss her

presence.

I'm not really sad to be alone.

Because I think she's kind of sweet and

she's cute.

Maybe she's not the most attractive

looking woman out there, but she's sweet

and adorable.

Her personality,

the way she reacts to things, she has like

a very childlike reaction to things,

which I find very adorable.

And the way she speaks English is very

funny.

And sweet.

It's always fun taking her to a new place

and then she's

very impressed.

She's impressed easily and she seems so

amazed by everything.

It's like, wow, like that.

And you can tell it's a genuine reaction,

not like a fake reaction.

I'm very dead inside when I go to new

places.

I'm like, oh, wow, nice, I guess.

I think it was just cute seeing her come

to Japan for the first time and show her

this country that I like so much.

It was also interesting how the

relationship dynamic shifted because in

Thailand she's always taking care of me

and handling everything because I don't

speak Thai.

But because she doesn't speak Japanese and

Japanese people don't really speak English

and I speak Japanese, I had to do

everything.

Like in restaurants, I had to do all the

ordering and do all the interaction—

interacting.

And if there was any problems, I had to

manage it in Japanese.

So it was kind of interesting taking the

lead for, I think, the first time ever in

my life.

Because when you have a Japanese

girlfriend or Japanese wife and you're in

Japan, they do everything for you.

Because they speak Japanese, so it makes

sense for them to do everything and manage

everything.

Chihiro did everything for me, so I just

didn't have to do anything for myself ever

when I was with her.

But this time everything was so different

and I kind of liked it.

It was, it was fun actually.

It was fun to actually put my Japanese to

use and use it and have it actually be

beneficial to speak Japanese.

Because I never really felt like being

able to speak Japanese actually made a

difference because everyone did all the

speaking for me.

But I could kind of feel this time,

actually, yeah, it's pretty useful to

speak Japanese.

You took the lead with Mila?

Uh, yeah, I guess so, but

It's not really a challenge to speak in

English for me.

It was challenging because I have to speak

in Japanese, which I always feel kind of

insecure about.

I always feel insecure about my ability to

speak Japanese.

Very nervous because I get scared I might

not understand what they're saying.

I'm not nervous when I speak English.

The only time I kind of didn't understand

what they were saying was when we went to

Kushikatsu,

and the word I didn't understand was drink

bar because it was like drink bar, and I

couldn't hear what she was saying.

She had a mask.

I couldn't— she was muffled sounding.

It's kind of ironic.

The time I had difficulties understanding

what they're saying is when they're saying

an English word.

The English words are so hard to say in

Japanese.

It's like dorinku bar.

It's really—

you have to like say it in a way you're

not used to saying it.

Yeah.

And because I know everywhere

to go in Kansai because I've been to all

the places before, I felt like, like an

expert in tourism.

I know exactly where to go, how to get

there.

I know exactly what places are good

because I've been taken there since 2010.

Like my Korean girlfriend, Chihiro, all my

exes took me to these places like

Arashiyama, Kinkakuji, Kiyomizu Temple,

Kyoto, Osaka Castle.

I know all these places, so I feel like

I'm very knowledgeable about where to take

people for the first time.

So as soon as she got here, I was like,

okay, we're going to go here, here, here,

here.

Aquarium, USJ, boom, boom, boom.

I felt like a pro, like an expert.

The 14 years of coming to Japan is paying

off.

We do expect you to go back to Thailand

soon, bro.

Oh, thanks, Blood.

We do expect you to go back to Thailand

soon, bro.

Yeah, I told her I'd go back in May before

my sister comes, but I don't know.

I don't know what I'm thinking right now.

My head's so messed up.

I'm so confused because I miss her.

I kind of like being with her, but I want

to stay in Japan.

But I kind of want a Japanese girlfriend.

Like, my dream is I want one of those

Japanese girls you see at the train

stations.

You know, they're small, they're slim,

they got the brown hair in the ponytail.

Why are they everywhere but I can never

seem to date one?

I wish I could get a girlfriend like that,

just like a normal Japanese woman.

Every time I go outside,

everywhere, cute Japanese women.

Why can't I date one of them?

That's like my one thing I want to tick

off my bucket list before I die.

It's just like your very stereotypical

normal-looking average Japanese woman when

you sit on the train and you see them

everywhere.

Why can't I have one of those?

They're so damn pretty.

Like, oh my God, some of them have really

big eyes and they got like really innocent

look,

and they're small and they got nice Hair

on dating apps, I can never match people

like that.

That, that's what's tearing me up inside.

I want a Japanese girlfriend who looks

like that,

just like an average looking Japanese

lady.

I guess Chihiro looks like that with the

mask on.

Maybe they will look ugly under the mask.

It's hard to tell because everyone wears

masks now, but they must look cute.

They look so cute from the eye area.

There's no way they're ugly.

You know what I find really attractive

with the masks is when you just see that

area and they're looking down and you kind

of see the eyelid It's like they're

looking down and you can see the eyelids

half closed, and then you got the nose

area and the bridge and the eyelids, and

it's slightly brown.

They're not really brown, but they're

fair-skinned, but they've got like a tinge

of Asian brown

with the bangs, the fringe, like that

area.

I find that so attractive.

My girlfriend doesn't have that.

I don't know why.

I don't like my girlfriend puts on

foundation to make her skin lighter, cuz I

like, I like the slight brown, browny

yellow of Asian skin.

But Asian girls are like trying to hide

that with foundation trying to look white.

I don't like that really artificial

looking white look of— I don't like

foundation,

but my girlfriend puts it on every time.

I think it's really weird.

Oh my God, I think my girlfriend's really

ugly when we go outside, but then when we

come home and she takes the makeup off and

she lets her hair back down, I think

actually she's pretty good looking.

I'm so conflicted because we go out and I

look at my girlfriend like, uh, and then

we come home and then she puts on her, her

pajamas or her casual wear.

And I'm like, hmm, hmm.

She's like completely different looking,

especially in bed.

She looks so much better without the

makeup, with her hair down.

I hate her when she ties her hair up.

And she'll tie it in a tight ponytail and

put it over her shoulder, and she looks

like an old woman.

But I can't— I can't tell her that.

It would make her so sad.

The thing I liked about Mila is she never

put makeup on.

She never put this thick foundation.

Makeup just makes women look worse.

I don't know, I hate makeup.

They put too much fucking foundation on.

A tiny bit is okay, like a bit of mascara,

okay, bit of natural looking lipstick,

okay.

They put too much of it on and it makes

them look old.

It has the op— I think it makes them look

older instead of making them look younger.

But you can't tell them this because it'll

upset them and hurt their feelings.

Oh, you don't know anything about fashion.

And the nails— I hate it when girls have

really long nails.

They put this crap on the nails too.

So ugly.

Stop.

Just stop all this crap.

Women look good.

Naturally good.

You don't need to put all this crap on

yourself.

That's one of the things that frustrates

me so much about women.

They look good as is, as already, and the

more they do, the worse they make

themselves look.

I just— I like the natural look.

That's the thing.

Yeah, Japanese women love doing their

nails with all the— they'll get it glazed

and they'll have like, I don't know, they

super glue stuff onto their nails like

little flowers

and little Pikachus or whatever.

I don't know, like a decoration, and it

looks so stupid.

Oh, thanks, Unique Utilities.

Can you livestream Woven City?

I don't know what that is.

Is it a new game?

Kind of out of the loop with video games.

Hey Daniel, can you livestream Woven City?

Hey Daniel, can you livestream Woven City?

No, I don't want to do a game.

I'm not really into gaming recently.

Is it a game?

I think women do all this makeup stuff not

for men.

They do it for themselves because they

think it's cute.

They're not really doing all this fashion

stuff for men.

This is what women like.

They find it cute

and pretty, and that's what they're into.

But I don't like it.

Wait, I want to show you what I got for

lunch.

Quickly, because I have to put it in the

fridge.

Yeah, it's like tattoos, self-expression,

body art, which I also hate.

Whoa.

I'm just very against any form of body

modification or body art.

I don't like it.

I think the human body looks good

naturally.

So we're a good-looking species.

Well, we got— well, not everyone, but

we've got nice skin and nice bodies.

We're not covered in hair or weird things

like most of the animals on this planet.

Why you gotta ruin that?

We're probably the most— apart from cats,

I think we're at least top 5 best-looking

animals on this planet.

And most animals look weird.

My heart would beat so fast around

Japanese girls.

Look at monkeys.

They look so stupid.

My heart would beat so fast around

Japanese girls.

Yeah, Japanese girls really melt your

heart, soften your heart.

Japanese girls just have like a natural

beauty.

Oh, they're just so— I hate it.

I go on the train

and you're just surrounded by cute

Japanese women, and I just want to stare

at them like this,

but that'd be weird.

So what I do is I pretend to look around

like, oh, I'm just checking the station

name, like that.

I do a glance, move my head, but actually

my eyeballs are Tracking the girl's face

like that.

I make sure she's looking down so she

can't see that I'm looking at her.

And I track her with my eyeballs, but I'm

like moving my head like that.

And then I look back to where I was

looking, like look back down, look back at

her, and I save a mental image of her

face.

And I get back to my apartment, I just

jack off furiously, and I've got like

mental image of 100 different Japanese

girls I saw that day.

Well, sometimes the girls here, they,