New YouTube Livestreams/my plans to escape the UK [SB0f1xZK1kk] 480p

Testing,

testing.

So, um, yeah, about the Kick stream,

don't think I'm gonna do it.

Um,

I'm just not really in the mood to stream to 20 people and make no money, to be honest.

I think I want to wait for the reply.

I want to see if they reply to me and give me monetization straight away. I think if they don't give me monetization straight away, then I'm not doing it because I'm not— I'm not starting from scratch and building up a channel again and you guys won't come over. So that's what it would have to be.

I did it before in Thailand. I got like 30 viewers and I was spamming the link everywhere— Discord, Twitter,

YouTube. I was trying to get people to come over to Kick and all I could get was like 30 or 40 viewers. And you don't make any money because there's no ads. So unless they're gonna fast-track me because I've already got a channel and give me monetization, I'm not really gonna bother because the risk is If I

stream on Kick, it's sacrificing time I could be streaming on YouTube.

And then people say, why don't you multistream? Let's face it, I'm not going to build an audience on Kick.

I don't— I mean, if I— listen, if I could make the content that would attract new people, I would be doing it already and my YouTube channel would be growing, wouldn't I? The thing is, I don't make compelling content to attract new people. All I do is I make content for you guys who already follow.

I'd have to do something insane like, I don't know, move to Japan and marry a woman and then cheat on her. That's how I grew the YouTube channel. No one's going to watch me. They'll click on my stream, be like, who the hell is this guy sitting on his chair whining? And then they'll click off.

So yeah, just— I don't want to waste my time streaming on Kick to 30 people

and then not even make any money, maybe like $1.

Like, if I had interesting content, I would just make it on my YouTube channel and it would get views, wouldn't it?

Because if they don't fast-track me to monetization, the road to monetization would take forever. You need, you need 75 viewers every stream for like a month. I can't even get 50 viewers on Kick.

I watched a bit of Suspenders today. His camera quality looks so good, like a TV camera almost. And he was making a Beef Wellington and it looked disgusting.

It looked like a cooking show on TV, had the blurry background and everything.

Yeah, the only chance of getting like an IRL community is if you leeched Ice, and they will hate me, and I hate them to be honest, so I wouldn't even enjoy it. It would just be annoying. Ice's viewers are very annoying. And they're even more annoying than you people, believe it or not.

Damn, it's warm today. 20 degrees. Thailand came to me, it seems.

I already tried leeching Ice. I sniped him twice, remember? And I made several videos about him.

I don't make the kind of content that would appeal to his viewers. Because they watch Ice because he does IRL and I don't do IRL. I do sit on my chair and drink coffee.

So yeah, today's been very confusing. I've got a headache because I can't make up my mind. I think I've made up my mind, but it's not an easy decision. You know what would make it easy? If I just got kicked out, then I'd be like, okay, I'm going.

If I got kicked out, it would make it so easy to decide. If I got kicked out, I'd be on the plane to Thailand straight away.

It is nice here. I keep saying like it's nice and quiet, but

I don't know.

So expensive and boring.

And I want to have sex.

When am I planning to leave? If I was gonna leave, it would be around beginning— I mean, before November, before I have to pay council tax again. Yeah, I feel like I'm rotting, like just sitting on my beanbag staring out into the sky thinking What am I doing?

What am I doing with my life? It's like I'm in a prison. It's like being stranded on a very nice tropical island all alone and you can't get off it. And, you know, it's nice and beautiful and everything, but my God, is it boring.

At least moving to Thailand, like figuring out the logistics and calculating stuff gives me like a challenge, like a problem to solve.

It's really weird because I thought I wanted to stay here forever and I was like, I'm going to be here forever. Devon's my home. I've got a nice car, blah, blah, blah.

Now I feel like I'm wasting my life here,

not making any money because all of it goes straight to bills.

At least in Thailand I'd be able to save some money.

I don't want to get a job. I mean, it's either stay here and get a job or go to Thailand and don't get a job. And have more money.

Didn't you make a video on why you left Thailand? Because you were bored? Yeah, I was bored in Thailand because I couldn't do anything but YouTube and I wanted to come home to try and explore other venues, like getting a job, making some quick money. Now I don't want to get a job anymore. I can't be bothered.

I've already done the job stuff. I did Amazon, I did Every, I did Uber Eats.

I really don't want to get a job in a supermarket or a petrol station.

I can't be bothered. Yeah, I am lazy. So what? I'm like water. I choose the path of least resistance.

It's either be bored here and be broke, or be bored in Thailand and have some money.

Which one is it? What's it gonna be?

So I applied for the visa today. I sent off my documents. They said it will take 3 to 4 weeks to do a background check, and then if it gets approved, then we proceed with the payment.

So yeah, got the ball rolling. They're going to do background checks, criminal record stuff. If I get denied the visa, then I, I mean, I guess it makes it easier to decide. If there's less options, then it's easier to decide, isn't it? I mean, if I get rejected, what can I do? I'll go there and do a

student visa for 1 year, or maybe DTV visa.

How can you apply for a visa when you're not going until November? Well, it takes a month to do the background checks,

and then, well, I'm pretty sure I don't have to like get the visa straight away after I've been approved. Besides, November's not that far away. It's like 4 months and a week. You will get bored and depressed again after a few months. I'm already bored and depressed now. Although it could be better for lazy person like you

since you wouldn't have to work because cost of living is so low. Yeah, that's the point. The cost of living is so insanely low, I would barely have to do anything, which is my dream goal in life. To not do anything and then complain about being bored.

Yeah, but then I have money, won't I? So it's better to be bored and have money than be bored and have no money.

So I got 3 options: Thai Elite Visa, DTV Visa. I'm going for the Thai Elite Visa over the DTV Visa because All you need is the money and then you get it. With the DTV visa, you got to do all this stupid stuff like provide bank statements, show proof of work. Just give me the visa, I'll give

you the money. Shut up. Also, I can stay in Thailand for 5 years without having to go in and go out and go in and go out. Also, I get VIP treatment and I get a limousine taxi ride from the airport.

And the office sorts out my immigration stuff. So if I did a DTV visa, I've got to do it myself. I'll go to immigration every 90 days and sit in line and do all that. If I do a Thai Elite visa, I just drop off my passport at the office and they do it for me.

So I'm kind of leaning towards Thai Elite visa because I think it'll be easier to get. So I just have to sell the car

and, um, hold on.

Goddamn, the conservatory is as hot as Thailand. It's so humid in there, I nearly fell asleep.

Yeah, so here's the plan. You know I was going to use the stock money to pay off the Amazon credit card? How about if I just didn't pay off the Amazon credit card? I got— oh, by the way, I got a new credit card today. I opened a new one with £1,500 credit limit and I could do

a balance transfer from the Amazon card to that one. So I can take £1,500 off the Amazon card so I can reduce it down to like £3,500. And then I'll just pay credit card interest on the £3,500. For half a year whilst I save up money again when I'm in Thailand.

So it's a 0% interest balance transfer for like a year, I think. Shame I couldn't get more, but it seems like I'm struggling to get new credit cards. I tried opening one with the post office. They denied me. I tried this other one. They denied me. Barclays denied me.

It's annoying. So, um, yeah, instead of using the stock money to pay off the Amazon card, I will use that to pay for the Visa along with my car money. I don't know how much I'm going to get for the car. I think one of the big things I need to do soonish is have a look at

getting rid of the car and seeing how much I can get for it. Then we'll know, we'll have a better idea of how much I need. So whatever I get for the car, like 6K, 7K, 8K, I'll add it to the stock money. So give me like 12K. I need another 3K, which I'll just pull from my

credit card.

And then I'll just pay for Thai Elite Visa, and then I'll be in credit card debt of nearly 8,000. So my credit card debt will go up to 8,000. But hear me out. Expenses go down to £600, so I'll be saving nearly £1,000 a month. I could pay off all the credit card debt in 8 months. So

we're looking at this: I either pay off all the credit card debt next month, or I pay it all off in 8 months. Which one sounds better?

But Thailand's a long-term investment. It's a 5-year investment. Where I'm gonna be saving 60% of my money from lowering my cost of living.

So I'll be in Thailand and then I've got about £7,000 credit card debt to pay off, which I used to fund the visa. And then it'll probably take like 6 or 7 months to pay off that, and then I'll be credit card debt-free. In 6 or 7 months, and then all I've got to do is save up

for like a year. I could probably pay my mum off £10K.

See, it makes sense.

Whereas if I stay here, yeah, I can pay off the credit card next month with all the stock money, but can I save up £10K in a year? No, because my expenses are like £1,600. I'm only making about £1,600, so I won't make any money. So it will take like 10 years to save up $10K.

So at first it seems like it makes no sense because it's like, oh, you could be out of the credit card debt next month. Why are you getting into $8K more credit card debt? Because after I pay the $8K credit card debt, I'll be in a position where I can now finally have a lot of leftover money

after expenses.

And then I— after— so that's the first hurdle, is getting the visa and paying for it. Once I've got the visa, it's easy sailing. I mean, the biggest expenses then would be the plane ticket, which is like once, and then rent. I get a condo in Bangkok for like $400, $300 a month,

and then I'll still be making $1,200-ish, $1,300, $1,400 even. Views will probably go up as well if I do something new. So I could probably save 800-ish a month. So that would be 10 months I pay off the credit cards.

So year 1 in Thailand, I'll be paying off the credit cards. Year 2, I'll, I'll be credit card debt-free, and then I can start focusing on my mum's debt. So in a year, it'll be like 10K. I'll be able to save 10K.

But I guess we gotta find out if I get the visa or not. They said it's gonna take 3 to 4 weeks to do a background check. If I can't get— so the Thai Elite Visa, they need to do a background check, but with the DTV Visa, they don't do a background check. Which is weird. It's like,

okay, you won't let me come in for the 5-year visa because my background check failed, but you're going to let me come in for the DTV visa? It makes no sense. So if I fail to get a Thai Elite visa, I'll go for the DTV visa, which is actually better because I don't have to pay £15,000. I

just have to pay £300 and prove that I've got £11,000 in my bank account. But it's just annoying because you've got to keep leaving every year or going to immigration to extend it.

It's a bit of a gamble. You don't— I mean, things might happen that you didn't predict, but it seems like on paper it seems like a good idea to me.

So yeah, I'll try for the DTV visa if the Thai Elite visa fails, and then if that fails, I will try for a student visa. But that's only a year, and then after a year, what do I do?

But at least the student visa is pretty easy to get and very cheap, only £1,000, and you don't need to have like £11K in your bank account. But then I've got to go to school every day, which is kind of annoying, but at least it's something to do.

You can't be too old for student visa. There were like 50, 60-year-old men when I went. There was literally a middle-aged old man, bald with gray hair from,

I don't know, America. He looked like, like he looked like 66 or something, like really old looking. And then I remember me ranting about the other kids. I mean, the other people at the school. There was this fat, chubby Asian guy who looked like Winnie the Pooh, but he was from America. So he had an American accent.

He would talk to the old American guy and he'd be like, Oh, yes, sir. Oklahoma born and raised. Sounds so cringe. It's so cringe when Americans address their elders with sir, like they're a kid talking to a schoolteacher. Oh, yes, sir. You're not in the army, for fuck's sake. Just, you know, call him sir. He's just a

man. That Asian American guy was so cringe. He literally looked like Winnie the Pooh. Like short legs and arms, big fat torso, massive blockhead. He looks so weird.

And he, he waddled like a duck when he walked. He looked like a duck.

He looks so weird.

He sat next to me as well and he kept like trying to look over at my notes. And I was like, what are you looking at? I'm just drawing anime girls. Fuck off.

It's respectful. It's cringe. If someone called me sir, I'd be pissed.

I mean, why are you respecting me? I didn't do anything to earn your respect. You should not be respecting me. Trust me.

Oh wow, maybe you will find a Thai wife on ADTV visa and don't have to spend the money for an elite visa. Yeah, I mean, like, perfect if, uh, things don't go well with Moon and I'm in Thailand. Ideally, the goal would be I get a girlfriend and I move in with her and she's already got a

place. I mean, Sam Pepper got a pretty good-looking Thai girlfriend, not gonna lie. So if he could do it, I'm better looking than Sam Pepper, but he's got money, I guess, and he's white and he's got confidence, which I don't have. But he definitely got a better looking girlfriend than that Hannah girl. The Thai girlfriend looks way

better than Hannah.

Yeah, it'll be tough though. I gotta go on dating sites and all that rubbish again, maybe Bumble.

Sam's fun, I guess, and he's cheeky and he's got money.

Maybe he can help me get a Thai girlfriend.

Although sus didn't do very well, Riri is not good-looking and she's got an awful personality.

The whole relationship seems so stupid. They don't even like each other.

She obviously hates him.

I would not want to be like that.

He has different girls at the bar every night. Uh, maybe it's a good setup then. He gets a visa and he gets to see girls, and then she gets a house and money.

It's very transactional, isn't it?

Um,

Yeah, I mean, ideal situation would be

if I'm single, obviously do some dating and see what I can get. And I'll be there long term, so I'd have plenty of time.

Might get a new wife.

But it's nice to know that you don't need one because I've got a visa. Like, I don't need to desperately look for a wife if I've already got my 5-year visa. I mean, by the time it's over, I'll be 41. So you're saying I'm going to be single for 5 years? I doubt it.

So yeah, I've been extremely bored. Um, but this whole Thailand planning stuff has, uh, it's like woken me up. I feel more mentally stimulated than I've felt in a while. And I think this is kind of a thing with life, is that you never just want to do nothing. You've got to like do something and then

achieve it and then be like, okay, I've achieved it, that was nice. And then now you gotta move on to the next thing. Like, I've done it, I've got the car, I drove the car, I got the job, I got the house, I lived here for a bit.

I feel like I don't really want any more out of that. I feel like I'm, I'm good, I'm done with it.

Having a car is not special. No one cares if you got a car and it just becomes a liability unless you actually need it. No one's impressed.

So yeah, I feel like I'd rather have money and not have things tying me down like cars and furniture. And I just want to be free again with money and I can do stuff easily.

I miss that.

I don't like the feeling of being tied down, so I don't know why I got myself into this bear trap in the first place.

Did I really think I was just going to live in the UK forever with a house and a house? I mean, a house and a car. What was I thinking?

So I really want to make this happen. I feel like this is my new goal, is to dismantle my current life. But first I need to get the visa. First I need to get approved for the visa, and then I've got to sell the car. Those are the main 2 bits. So I don't really care if I

don't have a car anymore because I don't go anywhere. I can just get food from Tesco's delivered to me, and when I leave, I'm not going to leave in my car. I'm going to get a taxi to the airport.

So yeah, the car is going to stay in Devon and we shall say goodbye. I'll be sad though. I had good times with the car. I remember getting all excited about it. I remember seeing it outside parks and thinking, that's a nice looking car.

And

yeah, I remember thinking, oh wow, this is so cool that I'm delivering for Amazon. And then starting to hate it, driving Sunny about in it.

So the car cost me 15k, but I made about 9k with the car, and then if I sell it for 7k, I'll break even.

It's like 16, 15k, isn't it?

I got to experience having a car for free in a way.

Why do you want me to stay in the UK, Crypts? Is it just because you don't want to come to Thailand? Why do you hate Thailand?

My energy bill. Yeah, I did my energy reading for this month. Damn, that's cheap. £58. Oh, damn, that's some cheap energy. 17th of May to 16th of June. I only used £58 of energy. You see, without charging the car, And without using heating, electricity is nothing. £58.

Holy crap. Maybe I will stay. No, I'm just kidding. The problem is

when you divide yearly expenses by 12 and add it to my monthly expenses, my monthly expenses are like £1,600.

So £1,400 council tax. And then if you got a car, I mean, it doesn't even matter if it's a cheaper car. Car insurance is going to be like £800 a year and it won't really get that much cheaper. Maybe £700 if it's a banger. So like £850 a year for car insurance and then road tax £250, MOT

£50, income tax £750. £3,300 a year divided by 12 months is £275 a month. Plus my rent, plus food, plus internet, plus water, plus electricity, plus random Amazon payments. What else we got?

Hmm. Yeah. So we're looking at like $1,500 a month expenses.

If I got rid of the car, maybe I can get down to $1,400,

but I'm only making about $1,600, $1,700. So I have a couple hundred left over. I mean, it's doable, I guess, but I'd be broke.

Be nice to your mum. I am nice to my mum. She's not nice to me. I have never not been nice to my mum for no reason. I've never just woken up one day and gone downstairs and be like, Mum, you stupid idiot. I've never done that. What, do you think I just go downstairs and I'm like,

oi, Mum, idiot. I'm nice to her all the time. She's not nice to me.

That's the problem. What, you really think I'm like looking to pick a fight for no reason at all?

What's— I'm not that kind of person to waste energy and time looking for a fight. People come and pick a fight with me and then I fight back and then they're like, Daniel, that's not nice. You fucking started it. I didn't do anything. I'm just minding my own business.

I'm always nice to her. Name one time I'm not nice. Yeah, exactly. You can't even name one time.

I mean, I don't even talk to her. I just like do my own thing. I stay in my room. I do my YouTube, I go down, I make some food. I'm not like seeking her out to have a go at her. It's the other way around.

I don't pick fights with people unless it's on YouTube trying to get views, like with Chris Broad, but then it's fake. I don't really care about Chris Broad, I'm just clickbaiting.

I got nothing to gain from trying to pick a fight with my mom. So why would I do that?

What would I gain out of it? It's completely pointless.

Well, I did not leave any plates in the sink. I was wrongly accused. There was no proof. I proved that she was wrong.

So I didn't do anything wrong, to be honest. It's just, uh, my— I can hit harder with my words than she can.

It's like, you missile strike me, I'll send in the fucking nukes.

Don't push me.

I ain't playing around, boy.

I've got the ballistic nuclear warheads. I'll destroy you. Trust me.

Pulverize you into the ground with my words. No one ever beat me with words. I always win. I say the F-word and then I say the Bitch word. What other words I got?

Yeah, I dropped the F-bombs.

So you will lose,

trust me.

Yeah, I only drop the nukes if I'm provoked. I would not drop them unprovoked. That is the point.

Daniel drops N-bombs when he plays Tekken. No, I don't. I did not say the N-word.

I just mumbled and it sounded like the N-word.

What do you mean except say sorry? I did say sorry. Oh my God,

I did say sorry, but she didn't back down. So she kept pressing, so I blocked her. So, I mean, if someone says sorry to you and you keep pressing them and you don't back down, then I don't know what's wrong with you. Accept the apology and then apologize back because you weren't— you didn't do nothing wrong either.

Yeah, I said I was sorry I said those things, but you kind of pushed me into saying them. And then she was like, oh, I didn't say anything mean. I asked you nicely. And no, she did not ask me nicely.

Yeah. If I apologize to you, you should say, thanks, Daniel, for the apology. I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have said those things.

And then we make up. That's how you— that's what happens.

Like when I had the fight before I bought the car. Yeah, I said sorry then and I just kept my mouth shut.

Well, she still refused to accept responsibility for the reason why that fight started in the first place.

So I just endured it at that time because I was, you know, I just got the car and I wanted to do— I wanted to get a job and make money.

Well, well, well,

well.

So yeah, I want to look at getting the car sold or evaluated at least at some point,

so I need to take pictures of it. I don't— maybe I've got to take the red sellotape off it. Do you think I should get it fixed before trying to sell it, or should I just let them devalue the car with the damage? Which one's cheaper, getting it fixed or losing value on the car?

I'm sure it won't cost more than £500. There's nothing broke, there's just scratches on it. There's like scratches on the front bumper and there's a small dent on the backside, rear side, right side door with a scratch. And there's like some scuffs on the back bit where someone hit my car. And then, yeah, there's some scratches in

the wheel. What are they called? Rims. The, the real rim, the wheel rims. There's like scratches where I hit the curb. But the front left wheel is brand new. This is the other 3, although the front left wheel is the one that I hit the curb with the most, so that was the worst one.

You can't— I mean, you can't really hit the curb with the front right one, I guess, unless you park up on the right side, which you don't usually. It's a lot easier to park up on the curb when the curb is on your side, but when it's on the other side, it's hard to judge where the distance

is. So I don't know how they get the scratches out. Like, don't they have to repaint the car? So they need to get paint that's exactly the same color as the car.

So I might just sell it as it is and let them devalue it and they can fix it,

because I might get ripped off at the garage.

And I've got, I've got sellotape all over the wing mirror. So when I first got the car, I scratched it because I drove it into a bush, and then I put tape all over the wing mirror to stop that from happening again.

No, I didn't aim to hit the curb. Why would I do that? It's just an accident.

It's not a large dent, it's a tiny dent. It can just easily be popped out.

So yeah, I need to find out how much I can get for the car. I reckon maybe 7K. 7K would be nice.

Below $7K would suck. Imagine I only get $5K. What would I do? I need to plan for worst case scenario. I get like $5K.

So with $5K plus my stocks, that's $9K. So I'm short $6K.

I need to get— I've got to max out my credit card then. I would have to max out my credit card $6K to make it up to $15K. And then I've got this monitor which is probably worth about £600. I've got my house deposit which is £1,000, although I've cracked one of the faceplates of the sockets, but

apparently it only costs like £20 to fix.

I could fix it myself, I'm not sure. Oh, my short just got triggered. Market's tanking.

Yeah, so I don't know if I should phone an electrician and get him to fix the socket or just let the real estate agent sort it out and then they deduct it from my deposit.

There's some car dealerships in the area that say they, they buy cars. But I went to one when I was doing my MOT. I walked around the area because they had car dealerships and I talked to this guy and I said, how much do you think I could get for my car? And he said he doesn't do

electric vehicles. And he recommended me his mate, but I'm not gonna bother look for his mate. He could have just said something, I don't know, £6K, £7K, £8K. But he said he doesn't do electric cars,

which is kind of annoying. It seems like a lot of these dealerships, they probably just want to buy and sell petrol cars, and because maybe they don't know how electric car— how to like value one, or they don't want to mess about with the batteries. Because, you know, sometimes the car looks fine, but maybe the batteries are

wrecked.

That's the problem with electric cars.

Most people want a petrol car.

Maybe. I mean, I actually got a message from the Peugeot dealership asking me if I would be interested in trading in my car. But what if I say, can I just sell it? Because my mum sold her Honda to the Peugeot Stellantis dealership. I think they gave her like £8K for it. So if my mum's old banger

Honda CR-V Uh, you've got 8K. I think mine could get more. My car's newer. Hers was like a 2020— I don't know, it was actually quite a new car, the silver one. I think it was like 2022 or 2023.

I'm pretty sure electric car would be worth more than a petrol manual Honda CR-V. It's not going to be 5K, shut up. Go on the internet and search for a Peugeot e-208 and try and find one for £5K. Go on AutoTrader and look for Peugeot e-208 and sort by lowest price. There's Peugeot e-208s that have Cat N

and Cat S, which is structural damage, going for £8K, and they're older, they've got more mileage as well. I said this on the Discord, go this guy was annoying me. You go on AutoTrader, there's literal Peugeot e-208s, 2000 reg, with Cat N and Cat S,

with 50,000 miles, and it's going for like £8k, £9k. So mine is not Cat S, mine is 2 years younger and has half the mileage. I mean, do you even know what Cat S means? It means it has had serious structural damage that has been fixed. Mine has not had structural damage, it's had some scratches on it.

What, you think scratches devalue a car more than Cat S?

You people know nothing about cars.

You think a couple scratches is going to devalue a decent, relatively new electric vehicle by thousands of pounds? Must be joking.

Yeah, I mean, obviously you sell the car for less than what they set it for because they got to make money,

but they're only going to make like 10% markup, 20% markup. It's not like they're going to get 50%, not like they're going to buy it off you for £4K and sell it for £8K. I might as well sell it myself.

I mean, I could sell it myself actually. I put it on Facebook Marketplace. $10K, come and pick it up yourself.

Comes with free Bobbi Brown. Bobbi Brown for sale, slightly used, covered in poo.

Cars take months to sell. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I've never sold a car before. It seems like a pain in the backside. My short's up £2, market's tanking.

I wonder if I can do this without selling the car.

I got 7K credit card, I got 4K stocks, I got 11K. I'm short 4K.

I got 2K overdraft.

The bank won't let me increase my credit limit. I've got 1,500 on my third credit card.

I'm just wondering if I can do this without the car. Like get nothing for the car. I just ditch it

and drive it off the cliff.

Sell it back to your mum because I need the money. I need the money more than I need to pay off the debt because I need money to buy the visa.

Oh God, I wish I could just go back in time and never have done all this. And then I just stayed at home and then I got the Thai Elite visa last year.

Without buying the stupid car.

Would have been so much easier. I could have just gone straight back to Thailand after the wedding.

This is all everyone's fault but mine. Your fault, Sunny's fault, sister's fault for getting married, and my mum's fault, and father's fault.

Oh, and your fault. I think I said that.

Not my fault.

I mean, it would be easier if I went home, dropped off some stuff. And then went from the home to Heathrow. But I really don't want to go home, to be honest,

because when I'm home, I don't want to leave. I'm too comfy. I only end up leaving if my mum's too annoying.

I'm thinking about sending the Switch 2 back as well. I'm not sure.

I do like to play it sometimes.

Getting a bit bored of Mario Kart.

And the views have dried up.

For gaming, I would just use my laptop, play Rainbow Six.

What type of E-208? It's the Allure, the mid-spec premium Allure,

not the peasant low-spec one.

Hmm, so anyone in the UK want to buy it? £10K. Previously owned by the famous YouTuber Daniel Lord.

£10K and I throw in the monitor and Bobbi Brown.

Bargain. Oh, also I got a fridge and a washing machine and an air fryer, all included. The Daniel running away from home starter pack. Electric car, Bobbi Brown, PC gaming monitor.

We start the auction at £7,000.

I traveled all across the country with this big monitor in the backseat.

Oh God, this monitor was a stupid purchase as well, wasn't it? Literally got like 3 monitors at home. I had a perfectly good curved monitor and I shot it with my BB gun.

And then when I go to Thailand, I need to buy a new monitor, don't I? I'll get a cheap one. I had one at Faster's place. I remember on the day we bought the monitor, we had a fight. I got this— I think it was 30-inch curved monitor. It was like £200. Not bad. But on the way

to the shopping center, we had a fight. And she was like, we need to talk. And we're standing in the middle of the shopping mall and I'm like, oh my God, not again. And it was about money because I was getting mad about the money thing.

So we were like standing in the mall and she was pressing me and I was like trying to keep calm.

But then I start to lose it and start getting a bit angry. I said, I don't know what she wants from me, or what do you want me to say?

I actually don't remember what we said.

Yeah, I hate being like nagged at and whined at.

It's supposed to be a fun day out where I'm gonna go and get me a new monitor, and then she's ruining it. So we finally resolve the issue. I can't remember how. I just— I tried to shut it down, basically.

Let me go and get the monitor after. I was like, oh, thank God. Fine, fucking hell, can we get the monitor now? That's the whole reason why we're here. I don't know why she kept moaning at me about all this stuff, like

money stuff.

Thought you'd be streaming on Kick. Nah, I can't be bothered.

Get like 20 viewers, make no money. What's the point?

I'll wait until Kick replies to me and see if they give me monetization straight away. Otherwise, I'm not gonna bother. I mean, if you want some premium creator like me with 113k subs coming over, then you've got to make it worth it to me. Why would I sacrifice my time that I could have been streaming on YouTube

to stream on Kick when I'm not even going to make any money? So you got to make it worth it for me. I'm a high-value man.

You've got to sell it to me. It's not the other way around. I'm bringing my viewers to your platform, so I want to be accommodated. 5-star service, red carpet rolled out.

I'm bringing 100 viewers to your platform. I want to get instant monetization. I'm not grinding up for it like a noob.

Yeah, I would stream on Kick if they gave me monetization, but I'm not gonna grind up for it. Take ages.

It would take weeks. And then if I'm grinding on Kick, that means I'm not streaming on YouTube. And don't say multi-stream, it's a lot of rubbish, because if I multi-stream, you guys will just watch on YouTube and then no one will be on Kick. The only way I can get my Kick to work is if I trick

you all to come over to Kick, because I'm not going to grow a new audience on Kick, am I? Because if I had the ability to grow an audience on Kick I would have the ability to grow one on YouTube.

The problem isn't the platforms, it's that my content sucks and it's boring.

Oh wow, market's tanking. I'm up £2. Yeah, yeah.

And I'm not even all in. I'm only in a little bit.

Whoa, damn! Did you see that? I'm up four pounds now. It just went like that.

Market's tanking.

Do do do do do. Maybe I enter another short.

Need to have crazy content for Kick. Yeah. Or you got to be a hot girl or just a mid-looking girl and show some skin. I don't know how well boring, nerdy-looking Asian guy who just sits here whining all day is going to be very appealing on Kick unless I've got contacts, like if Ice could hook me up

or something. But starting from scratch is not gonna work.

So I want to wait to see if Kick replies, replies to me and gives me instant monetization or not.

Da da da da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da,

da da da da da, da da da da da da.

Da da da na na na na na.

So yeah, I guess we just got to sit and wait. But maybe I I gotta get the ball rolling on setting the car because yeah, maybe it will take some time.

I gotta take pictures of it, but I gotta wait until the neighbors are out to do it because their car gets in the way. So I need to stand further back to get the whole thing in, and if they're there, their car is going to be in the picture. A bit annoying. Or I go and drive it

somewhere where there's no one else there, take some pictures. Maybe I'll take, uh, I thought maybe Tesco's, but then I can't get a good picture if it's in the car park.

Cropping? No, I can't because the neighbor's car is right next to my car, so there's not enough room to stand back to get the car in the shot.

Do you

think I should get a valet clean out the inside? And then maybe I should start removing everything from inside, like the dashcam.

I've got bits and bobs in there. I've got a roll of tissue paper, I think.

I've got a big bit of cardboard in there too where I used to put parcels on.

Oh God, it's so annoying.

It was hard work getting the car and it cost a lot of money. It's a bit like sunk cost fallacy where for some reason I don't want to let go of it.

I've grown a bit attached to it,

but attachment to objects will be your downfall.

I'm gonna drive it to Thailand. I can meet Moon on the way and drive it into Russia. I had this weird dream the other night. I was driving in Russia and there was like a train on the roads. With train barriers and I was pressing the brakes and the car wouldn't stop and I was crashing into everything.

And then the Russian police pulled me over to have a chat and Moon was there and it was so embarrassing. Weird dream.

Yeah. Isn't there a channel? Some guy from Netherlands is trying to drive his car to Japan.

By going through Europe.

That is how you make interesting content. You got to do something crazy, risky,

because he'll probably get some virals and gain an audience doing that. But the trouble is, once he's gained the audience and he's built the channel, that's great and everything,

but the channel is going to die if he just starts doing what I'm doing. 'Cause they'll be like, what the hell is this? Where's the crazy adventures?

So then he'll be forced to keep having to do crazy adventures

to get the views.

I think people like Asmongold, MoistCr1TiKaL, xQc, they're the best 'cause they just built an audience from sitting in their rooms doing nothing. Playing games.

I wouldn't like to be Ginny, constantly traveling.

I mean, being me is not ideal either because my viewers get bored if I'm in the same place for too long and then they'll blame it on the place. They're like, oh, Thailand's boring. No, you just got bored because I've been here for more than half a year. Doesn't matter where I was. Even if I'm in Japan,

you'll get bored if I'm in the same place for too long.

Also, if I get the Thailand visa and I get a place to live, I can easily make little trips to Japan for a week or two and then just book a hotel and then come back to Thailand, couldn't I?

So you've either got to be really smart or creative or funny to make

non-adventurous content, or if you, if you don't have any of that, you've then got to do really hard stuff like walking across Japan.

Cycling across Japan subathon stream. So if you don't have the brains, then you gotta use raw stamina to do something. MrBeast used to do stuff like that, like saying PewDiePie a million times until he found out what worked.

Yeah, me and Sunny used to joke about doing wacky weekends. Yeah, she kept saying, oh, I've got a car, we could do a road trip across Japan. We never did any of it. We just met in hotels and banged all weekend.

She was like, oh, we can get the car and we can follow Chris in the car.

She was so enthusiastic about making content in the beginning, like a whole different person.

Don't even recognize her anymore.

Should be getting my YouTube money in about 4 days. $1,600, pretty good.

Well, we'll have to see how it goes, I guess.

Maybe tomorrow. I take some pictures of the car,

see if I can get the ball rolling.

But if Moon's coming, then I need the car. But I don't know when Moon can get the visa.

Maybe it'd be easier if she just doesn't come and then we meet in Thailand instead. Because she'll have to get a visa to come to the UK.

But otherwise, I don't really have a need for the car. I'll just get food from Tesco's.

Didn't I?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm like conflicted. Sometimes I feel really bored and I wish I was back in Thailand saving up money.

And then sometimes I think Hmm, the house is nice, I guess.

I wonder if they're gonna kick me out. I mean, I am making porn in the house.

If I got kicked out, it would definitely make it a lot easier because then I'd only have 2 options. It would be get a new house or go to Thailand. That's not even a question. I'd not I'm not going to get a new house.

Where would I rent in Thailand? In Bangkok, obviously.

For the money I'm paying here, I could get such a nice place in Bangkok, like penthouse, suite house,

jacuzzi, hot tub.

Crips in love with who?

Would be such a shame if I got kicked out.

Subreddit, do your thing. No,

don't get me kicked out.

Although it's kind of funny because I was scared of getting kicked out. And now I'm like, I wouldn't even care. It would actually make my life easier because then there's no— there's no, um,

no— what's the word?

I don't know what the word is. No something. It'll be an easy decision to make.

Well, I wouldn't be a hermit in Thailand. I would be meeting people, maybe even go on dates if I'm single, obviously.

I think, you know, if I'm looking to date, obviously Bangkok is way better than Devon. What am I going to do in Devon? Meet some 40-year-old woman, English woman down in Tavistock, and then go to the pub for a pint. That sounds shit. If I'm dating, I want to, like, date women in Bangkok,

not freaking— I mean, Devon would be nice if I was with Sunny because then we can, like, take a drive to the beach and then visit a castle. But if you're single and you're looking to date, This is not where I would want to do it.

Bangkok would be way better and way easier with more people

and lots of things to do nearby without needing a car, so you have more money. Like go to a restaurant, go bowling. What are you going to do here on a date? Walk through the woods.

And what else?

Hmm, don't know. Maybe I could join some kind of club where there's Western women who like Asian guys.

I can go bowling in the UK. Yeah, I'm gonna drive to Plymouth and then I'll Drive in the bus lane, get fined and pulled over by the police with my date in the passenger seat. No thanks.

Yeah, I mean, if I'm like lonely and looking to mingle, I'd much rather be in Bangkok than Devon.

I mean, it would basically be like— it'd be like after I got divorced and I was ready to get started on my rampage. You know, everything that's led up to here has had some kind of— it's like connected to the divorce. I got divorced and I was ready for my rampage, but then stupid COVID happened. Lockdown happened

for two years. I was stuck in the UK, and then as soon as lockdown ended, I got stuck in Thailand for two years with Vasta. And then after that ended, I got stuck with Sunny for a year. Now I'm finally ready to rampage, and there's no COVID, there's no lockdown. But the problem now is I'm broke.

Back then, I had a lot of money because YouTube was doing well. I didn't have any debt. But you got lockdowns and all that stuff. I kept getting stuck in relationships and now I'm free. I've got no money.

I've got to try and find the money now.

My world rampage was canceled because of stupid coronavirus

and I didn't even get it. Oh no, such a dangerous disease. 99% infection rate. Millions dead. I'm fine. I didn't even catch it once.

Do you know anyone who caught it? I don't. I mean, my sister caught it, my mum caught it, and they lost their voices. I didn't catch it.

Maybe I did catch it, but my body's so strong I barely noticed it. Because I did get the flu and I thought, is that COVID? If that was COVID, that's nothing.

Do people still get it now? It just seems like it was ages ago. I mean, it was 5 years ago.

Yeah, maybe I caught it, but my vaccines fought it off.

Yeah, I got 2 vaccines. I got Moderna, I think. I remember talking to Chihiro in 2021 because she was telling me how she got it, got the vaccine, and she felt really sick and nauseous. She got AstraZeneca. I got Pfizer. I think I got Moderna and Pfizer.

I only got it because I thought I needed to get it to go to Japan. But then Japan reopened and then they didn't even check if you had it or not. So then I felt like, well, I wasted my time getting it.

I remember the second time I got it, I got the vaccine, I did feel a bit dizzy and I felt like my chest felt tight.

Yeah, I was so miserable in Manchester with the lockdowns. I just wanted to fly to Japan so badly. Probably could have banged Chihiro because we were talking a lot.

We would talk late, like it was 2 AM in Japan and we were talking. So she was like staying up all night to chat with me. She definitely still loved me in 2021. I think 2022 she moved on, but 2021 I think I still had a shot if COVID didn't cockblock me.

I remember going to Malaysia in 2022 and they were still very strict about the vaccine stuff. You had to download an app My Sagittarius and then upload your documents to it. And then they had security guards standing outside of shopping centers, shopping malls, and they were checking people's app. You had to show them your app to get

in and everyone had to wear a face mask. It was so silly. It didn't make any sense. Like, I could have COVID and show them the app and they would let me in anyway.

I was in South Korea at the time when it started, and then everyone started leaving. George left, and the foreigners all started leaving South Korea, so I felt like, oh shit, I better go too. I remember getting the next— a flight the next day, waking up really early and it was freezing.

It was nice though. And then I met Mida. Mida was going to come to Korea to come see me. She was like, no, wait there, I'm coming. And I said, sorry, but I booked my ticket. And then she got a plane to London to come and see me. That's dedication.

And then I had a great time in the UK at my mum's house. Lockdown, Mida, making videos,

doing streams. We got 600 to 800 viewers when me and Mida streamed. We got so many donos. It was great.

Yeah, we went to the trampoline park. I met her in London, Victoria. We went to a trampoline park and then we went to Korean barbecue. As soon as I met her, I felt like I like her. Like straight away I liked her. Straight away I was thinking, oh my God, how can I bang her? And then we

went to the trampoline park and I was pretending to fall over on her so I could, like, touch her. I grabbed her butt.

Do you remember the video? We were on the balancing beam with the foam things, the gladiator things. We were like whacking each other with the foam things.

Yeah, I pretended to fall over on her so I could touch her bum. And then we're bouncing on the trampoline.

Ah, good times.

I wonder if she likes me straight away as well.

When we got drunk, we got that makgeolli Korean milky drink and we had so many cups of it. We walked out of the Korean restaurant. I couldn't walk in a straight line. And then I took her to a karaoke.

We started kissing in the karaoke, like full-on kissing. Tongue and everything. And then the stupid guy comes in because they're watching us on the cameras. They got cameras inside the karaoke booths. He just comes in and he's like, guys, this is karaoke. Yeah. And then he walks out. We were just kissing and he comes in and he

goes, guys. And then we stopped kissing. We're like— and I was so confused. I was like, yeah.

So then we stopped kissing, started singing. I sang Titanic, and I think I sang, um, Bare Necessity like I sang with Sonny.

And then we went to a hotel, but I was so drunk I didn't even know if I could do it. I could barely do it. I was like, whoa. Somehow I managed to get an erection.

I remember the next morning she was in the shower for ages and I was just waiting for her to finish. The hotel room is so tiny as well. And then we went to McDonald's. We checked out, went to McDonald's. I was so hungry. Oh my god, have you ever just like had a lot of drink the previous

night and then had sex and then woke up the next morning starving? I went to McDonald's, had Sausage McMuffin. It's Tastes so good. It was the best meal I've ever had. And then said goodbye. She said she's going to go to the guesthouse because she booked a guesthouse in London.

I can't remember if I invited her to my house or if she asked if she could stay at my house. I forgot now. She wanted to come on Friday, but then she changed it. To the next day because she probably hated the guest house.

It was a youth hostel. I bet it was horrible. I bet it was like 20 dormitory bunk beds full of immigrants who smell like B.O.

I bet they were like giving her the looks as well because she's a cute girl. I bet it was like 20 guys, all brown.

No wonder she wanted to come to my house straight away. So yeah, I booked a dentist appointment on Wednesday and I had my teeth checked and cleaned. And then on the way home, I got on the Maidstone train. She was on the same train from London Victoria. She was sitting there. I said hello, took her home, had

a nice walk. She had a plastic bag full of potatoes and onions. And carrots. It's so funny.

Ah, good times.

And then we had the most amazing 2 weeks locked down at my mum's house.

It was probably the best time of my life.

I probably never forget that. I have— that's definitely gonna be the best time in my life ever.

Everything was so great, like COVID happening and lockdown,

and the divorce timing was perfect. It's funny because Mila actually messaged me when I was married. In 2018, we met in 2020, but she actually messaged me the first time in 2018, and the first messages were something like, "You're weird. Do you want to cheat?" Lol. For some reason, I didn't reply to her then. I think I

had too many girls messaging me.

Yeah, all the girls wanted to cheat. When I was married.

So many women don't give a shit if you're married. If they want to fuck, they want to fuck.

They didn't care. I mean, Hong Kong woman just flew over and booked an Airbnb near where I was living.

When women want a man, they can be vicious. I mean, look at Sunny. She didn't give a crap about Faster.

Where's Hong Kong woman? Probably in Mexico still getting railed by 5 guys.

She was a complete nympho.

Did you watch Peep Show together? Yeah, we just spent all day watching Netflix. We binged Peep Show. I remember watching The Platform. Is it that Spanish movie where they have different levels and this platform goes down with food and people get, I don't know, 5 minutes to eat the food before it goes down again? So the people

at the bottom barely get any food, it would just be scraps, and then they all start going crazy. It was a pretty cool movie.

Very disgusting.

We just sat on that recliner chair cuddled. She was like sitting on my lap and I had my arm around her and we were just watching movies all day.

We went to pick my sister up. At the time my sister was living in London in this flat share with a bunch of other people, like 5 other people, 5 other people, and we went to pick her up with me, my mum, and Mina. And I thought, Jesus, I can't believe this is how my sister's been living.

Sharing a house with all these people was weird. So my sister moved out and moved back in to my mum's place. It was nice. It's nice having everyone who's important to you with you together whilst this scary COVID thing's happening. It felt cozy.

Definitely don't want to be isolated when something like that happens.

Could I share a house with a random person? Well, I did, at the guest house. I had to smell the American guy's poo every morning and listen to his intimate phone calls.

What do you mean I don't care about my sister? Obviously I'd be sad if my family died.

Actually, I woke up crying last night. I had a dream about my dad. I don't remember what happened. It was weird. Like, we had a fight and I was driving, and then I kicked him out of the car, and then he was apologizing to me. And then I woke up and my eyes were just flooded with tears.

That happens sometimes.

So I don't know how people accuse me of not caring about people.

It was Father's Day. Oh my God, no.

Isn't it my dad's birthday yesterday?

I've forgotten when his birthday was.

Was it? Oh, that would be so weird if on my dad's birthday I had a dream about him. That's freaky. I swear his birthday was June 16th.

Let me message my sister.

Was Dad's birthday June 16th?

That'd be so freaky.

Yeah, I forgot nearly. I'm pretty sure it's June. My sister would definitely remember.

I think it was 16th. Yeah,

I know my mum's and sister's. Those are easy because it's May and they're just one day apart.

I remember Chihiro's birthday was February 20th, and I remember Fasa's birthday was January 20th.

So it's easy. I remember Sunny's birthday is October 1st.

Everyone's birthday's doxxed. Mida's birthday was September 5th. I remember it's the same day as Ice Poseidon's birthday. I remember everyone's birthday apart from my dad's.

Actually, I think Ice Poseidon and me are the same age. 1995 or '96. Oh,

my sister never checks Facebook. It takes ages for her to reply.

I don't know what app she uses. She might use WhatsApp.

I don't like WhatsApp now. I'm scared that Sunny's face is gonna pop up on it. It's annoying, you know, on Gmail when you click on the profile and it brings down the list of your other emails. For some reason, Sunny's email saved on it with a picture on it. I don't have to get rid of it. Her

Yahoo email, I right-click it, I can't get rid of it.

I don't know why her email's on it. She must have logged into her email on my computer.

Also, she's on my Revolut list because we sent money to each other. How do I get her off?

I'm pretty sure it's June 16th.

But that'd be so strange if I dreamed about my dad on his birthday when I forgot when his birthday was.

How old would he be? He died six years ago, so he would be seventy now.

Damn, he would look old

when they die early. I guess

you never see them get really old and frail,

cuz that would also be a bit scary, wouldn't it?

Yeah, he was 64 when he died. He didn't even get to retirement age. Or he would have. I don't know. When's retirement age? Like 65.

He was so close to retirement and then died.

That's why I don't want to get a job. Like, you work all your life and then you die and don't even— by the time you retire, you're so old and you can't do anything.

And then you're not guaranteed that you're gonna live that long anyway. A lot of people die in their 60s.

I feel like if I get any money,

instead of buying a house in the UK, I feel like I'd get the 20-year Thai Elite Visa for 100K and then just live cheaply in a condo.

I am— I have completely flipped from living in the UK to now thinking Thailand's actually pretty nice. Dirt cheap, nice city,

uh, very generous to foreigners,

and you barely need any money to survive. Do the calculations. How many dividends do you need to live off 500 a month? Probably not a lot, like 100K in dividends.

Maybe

$200K, 5% dividend yield.

Market struggling to tank more, is bouncing here,

but I believe in the tank. That's the same thing every time. You know, when it— there's consolidation previously, it will always bounce where there was previous consolidation like that. And then you're like, oh, is he going to rip from here? Is he going to carry on tanking? I hate that bit because you now got to sit through

some kind of pain.

Wondering. Horrible customer service, stray dogs, poor people, scorching heat, traffic, and concrete. Yeah, so horrible customer service.

Um.

Where, like restaurants, then just eat at home. I never saw stray dogs in the city. It's usually outside of the city. Yeah, the heat can suck. That's why you hide inside during the day.

Yeah, traffic and concrete do suck. The only nice places would probably be the shopping malls and like rooftop areas.

And then stay off the street level. The peasants

are on the street level.

Yeah, customer service is a bit annoying in Thailand. I've had a few experiences where I got pissed, like the steak thing when I ordered a steak and I was waiting for like 40 minutes for steak and it never came. And they weren't even making the steak. They didn't even— I thought they took the order. Fasta was talking

to them. I told her I want the steak, and then they were talking in Thai. So I thought, oh, she's telling them I want the steak. I mean, what else were they talking about? We go sit at the table. 40 minutes later, still no steak. And I rage. And then Fasta starts crying.

She said I was shouting at her. She said, why are you angry at me? I said, I'm not angry at you. I'm just angry in general. The waitress heard me raging and then they gave us the 25% discount. I got so— I was so hungry and I had the worst day ever. It was really the worst day

I ever had in Thailand. We went to Phi Phi Islands on the speedboat. It was horrible. It was like an hour of this

on the speedboat. Ocean water splashing in your face and eyes. The salt water stung my eyes. My face got soaked. The stupid boat had like a gap in between the roof and the wall, so the water splashes in through the gap. I didn't have a towel. My whole face got soaked in seawater. It was so bumpy. I

felt sick and it was like a 30, 40-minute boat ride between each island.

I felt so miserable. I didn't even get off the boat on the second stop.

The first stop was okay, but then it's like another stop and then another stop and then a stop for snorkeling. I didn't even get off the boat.

I was so miserable. We both looked so miserable.

And then the last one was like some island, and then I just, I gave up. I just sat on this chair like I wanted to die. And then we got back from the boat and we got a taxi back to the hotel. All I wanted was just a steak and a beer, and they couldn't even get that

right. I was gonna rage. I mean, I raged, and I don't usually rage in public.

I hate speedboats. It bumps up and down, you get splashed everywhere.

It's a shame because it was very beautiful, but I couldn't enjoy it.

I'm pretty sure I made a video.

The first boat was not a speedboat, it's more like a little ferry boat, and it was just stuffed full of people.

Oh God, it was horrible. I couldn't wait to get back to Bangkok to the condo. Every time we did some kind of trip, I hated it. It was hot, it was horrible.

I just wanted to never leave Bangkok.

Can— uh, Khao Yai was okay. It was cooler and it had more of a European luscious kind of forestation vegetation. If you go west towards Myanmar, it's all just brown scorched looking

Barren wastelands.

But going east, it's more green.

We never— the furthest north we went was Kang Peng Phet, but that's more in the middle of the country, not really north. Never went to Chiang Mai. She did want to take me to Chiang Mai. I guess we would have gone there if I went back to Thailand. We went to Phuket. I didn't really like Phuket. It

was just full of fat, old-looking white men walking around looking for girls.

I didn't like Pattaya. Same thing, really. Just a bunch of shirtless, fat, old-looking white men with massive stomachs riding mopeds thinking they won at life.

Yeah, sometimes I'm glad I'm not white because then I don't fall into that stereotype. I kind of just look like a Thai person. I probably look more like a Thai person than I look like a British person or a Japanese person.

But I'm probably not as brown. I mean, I look like a Chinese mixed Thai person, I guess, not a real Thai Thai person. Remember the naked guy? Yeah, that was so weird. Completely butt naked, really pale white as well. Walked in front of my stream with his willy out. Little willy was flopping about when he walked. I

don't know what happened. Was he in a brothel and he got kicked out or something? I think he was holding his clothing in his arms. Why didn't he put them on? And then he walked past and then he came back and walked past again. It was funny because Sam Pepper was nearby because he also streamed it. I

wasn't nearby. I didn't see Sam Pepper.

Mm-hmm. What's for dinner? Sausages and potatoes again. And then I've got pork belly to defrost tomorrow.

So I think I won't have to go food shopping until 20— maybe 22nd, 23rd.

Potatoes again.

I need to pee.

I've had so many memories in Thailand. They're all flooding back. It's like I mentally blocked them out while I was with Sunny because she was like a distraction. Same thing happened with me, like I got divorced after being married for 2 years. And then straight away I got with Mina, and I just completely blocked out all memories

of the marriage until she dumped me and I was alone again. And then all the memories came flooding back.

Same thing happened, didn't it? Faster is Chihiro, Sunny is Mina. It's just the same thing again. And again, I move very far to be near them, spend a lot of money, and then they dump me. And now I've blown thousands of pounds and I'm stuck. At least in Rotterdam, I didn't have a car and I could just

leave, but it cost me £3,000. They didn't give me back my deposit money because I just ditched the place in the middle of the night. Well, not the middle of the night, next morning. And this time I can't ditch. I mean, I could ditch. Do you think I can ditch? What if I just leave?

What are they going to do?

I just block everyone and I'll block all the payments and I won't pay the rent. They can keep the deposit.

I don't care. I just leave everything, be like, fuck you, I got my Thai Elite Visa. See ya. What are they gonna do? I'll just leave the door open.

Oh wow, thanks a thumb. Niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas. Yeah, yeah, okay, you lose money that way. Well, I don't know. The only money I'd lose is the £1,000 deposit. But if I don't pay the rent, that's £900 I save. So I save that in order to lose the deposit,

and then I don't have to worry about getting rid of furniture. They can sort it out. I don't know whether— well, I would get arrested. Really? Really? They wouldn't even know. I don't know. I need toilet.

Hi, Danny boy. Did you miss me? TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. Night game. Ugan ugan ugan ugan ugan ugan.

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Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, niggas.

Oh wow. Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigga, nigga.

What happened to the Kick stream? Uh, can't be bothered.

I only got 20 new followers since yesterday when I linked it. Do we get to see Bobby Bobby today? Uh, could do.

He's sleeping.

His anus got wrecked.

Again.

What was I talking about? I forgot now.

Yeah, it was easier to leave Rotterdam because I didn't have anything and the apartment was fully furnished, which was pretty nice.

I do squats for you, Daniel. Please pound me, nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga,

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nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, Because it will take ages,

and I don't have many viewers on it, so I don't even know if I would qualify for it unless they just give it to me because I've got YouTube.

Maybe they'll see my sub count and think, wow, he's a big YouTuber, not knowing it's a dead channel.

Niguni ji ga niguni ji ga niguni ji ga niguni niguni niguni niguni niguni niguni ga niguni ga Can get Thai Elite visa with education visa history? Maybe not. Why not? Okay, I'll ask chat. I mean, Co-Pilot. Can I get Thai Elite visa if I've already previously had a student visa

last year in Thailand? Was it last year?

Says yeah, you can still apply for it as long as your student visa was obtained through a legitimate institution. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, they don't care about that stuff.

Student visa is pretty easy to get and very cheap, £1,000. Don't need insane amounts of savings. But then you got to go to school. I could get a student visa again. That would probably be Plan C. Plan A is get the Thai Elite Visa because that's 5 years. Plan B would be DTV because that's also 5 years,

but I've got to re-enter and leave the country a few times maybe.

Student visa is 1 year. The problem with student visa is after the 1 year ends, what do I do? Where do I go? How long would it take to boil a carrot inside your arse? See, if you can't the TTS to Brian, you'd make a fortune off Donos. Nigani ji gani gani ji gani gani ji gani gani

ji gani. Hmm hmm.

Yeah, eleven K is an insane amount of savings for me.

I'll wait for the response from Kick first. Otherwise I'm not doing it. So it says the path to monetization is,

um, how do I see it? Revenue.

So path to verification. No, path to partner is you need 25 subscribers, and that means people who've paid $5 for one month to be a subscriber. I need 25 people to subscribe to me for $5 each. I need 75 viewers average in the last 30 days. I've got a stream for 30 days.

Stream for a total of 30 hours in the last 30 days. I can't get 75 viewers. So how am I gonna do that and do YouTube at the same time? Because if you guys come over to Kick, then you won't be on YouTube, and I'll make less money on YouTube, and I'll barely make any money on Kick.

It's a big gamble. So are you still gay? For what total cash would you suck a cock? Can we please tickle tits? How long would it take to boil a carrot in your ass? I don't know. With the carrots, my sister replied. Oh my God! She said it's today.

That's so weird. That's so weird. I had a dream about Dad last night,

even though I forgot it was his birthday.

Then I remembered.

That's so weird. She said it's today. I can't believe that. Yeah, I would have completely forgot it was his birthday if it wasn't for that dream. She said me, her, she and Mum, uh, put flowers on his tree.

I woke up crying. I forgot what the dream was about.

Weird. Really weird. That is super weird.

Somehow subconsciously I remembered his birthday. And then had a dream about him.

I thought it was the 16th. Do you think that if you really tried hard enough, and that if I saved up a lot, I could travel to London, come by, and ask if you can boil a carrot with your arse? Nigani ji gani ji gani gani. No. Why would it boil in my arse? My arse is not

100 degrees Celsius.

Celsius. Yeah, I accidentally doxxed Vasa's face because the GoPro preview wasn't showing the whole preview, and the wide angle was wider than I thought it was, and I thought I only had me in the frame, but you could see her at the edge of the screen.

And then people were saying she looks like she's got Down syndrome. Yeah,

I was getting a bit fed up having to hide her face all the time. Every time I made a video, I had to pixelate her face out. I wonder if she wants me to take the videos down or she doesn't care.

Sunny got so mad about it, didn't she? Having her face on my channel. Your voice would be perfect for ASMR relaxation. It's monotone and it puts me asleep. No offense. Well, if people like watching the streams for some reason, I guess it is good.

My sister said it's weird. Maybe subconsciously you remembered

I remember trying to stream on Kick with her and she just would not interact with the stream. I would be talking to the stream and then she would just like walk off. I remember we were in some kind of art gallery and I lost her because she just walked off and I was standing there waiting for her

to come. That happened quite a lot. We would lose each other. And one time we got off the train and she got on the lift. Oh my God, this is so stupid.

She would get on the lift because she's too lazy to take the stairs. I don't like getting on the lift because I don't like the people on the lift. So if I can, I will take the stairs instead of taking the lift. I didn't realize the lift went up. I thought it went down. So I go down

the steps instead of up the steps and I'm down the steps. She went up because up is where the platform is for the connecting train. She went up and got on the train without me. And I was downstairs sitting there waiting for her to come down. I thought she would come down on the lift and she never

came. And I'm like, oh my God, not again. Where the fuck is she? So I just sit there waiting. And then she never shows up. So I give up and I go to the top and I get the train to go home and I get home and she's there on the bed and I'm like, what the fuck?

You didn't wait for me. Where were you? And that happens so many times. Like in Japan, I got on the train and she's like looking over there and she didn't— doesn't see. And then the doors closed and she gets left behind on the platform and she's like, like that. So I have to get off the train and

wait for her to come on the next one. Every time we got off the train, she would be like looking all around apart from the direction we're walking in, and then she'd lose me.

I would keep having to stop and like grab her because she was lost. I don't know how she lost me.

Maybe I'll ask my sister if she wants any furniture. Maybe she wants my sofa.

I wonder if she knows about my plans for Thailand and she's going to ask. I wonder if my mum said anything like, oh, stupid boy, now he going to Thailand, he waste more money.

He can't make his own life, he keep wasting money.

Now he don't pay me back.

Bet you anything that's what she said.

Stupid boy.

Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, Danny, math question, cuz you're Asian. If I have a big dune in the desert I got from Iraq in the 1990s for £50, sand prices are £0.005 per grain, and it's about 300 meters cubed in size. Given this, how long would it take for you to boil a carrot in Earth?

I remember when I took Faster to Japan the first time in 2023, I booked this apartment in Cosmos Square, which is so out of the way. It was right next to, um, the aquarium place. I would not recommend it. It's really weird. It's a weird artificial island with a little town on it or part of the city

on it, and it just felt isolated and very lonely.

But she used to find the announcer funny when it would go, Cosmos Square.

I booked it because it wasn't too expensive and it was a nice apartment, I guess.

I remember she left back to Thailand and I was alone there. I felt really lonely.

I took her to the aquarium and then I took her to USJ and I took her to— I took her everywhere in Osaka. The castle. Yeah, I remember going to the castle. We never go inside the castle when you go to the castle though. Oh shit, my trade. I forgot. Ah, it's not tanking much.

Oh, I should have taken the £4.

I'm only up £1.50 now.

She looks so excited to try the food. I took her to yakiniku, kushikatsu, went to crab buffet. If a pressure cooker can stew a carrot, why can't you stew a carrot with your arse? Before you say it's not hot enough, your meaty intestine is 100% overheating from the amount of fat. Well then how come I can stick

a finger up my bum and it doesn't hurt my finger? You need to get away from reality. We know about Christopher. How come when I put my finger up my bum it doesn't boil the finger then? How come gay guys don't get boiled dick when they bum each other? Those are the real questions.

No, you don't pay a fee when you trade CFDs unless you hold it overnight. You pay the overnight interest.

There's like a bunch of questions that people keep asking and I have to keep giving the same question answer. Like, oh, Daniel, are you paying taxes on your stocks? No, it's a stocks and shares ISA. It's tax-free. What else is there?

Do you pay fees on your CFDs? I can't remember the other stupid questions. There's so many of them. I constantly have to answer and correct them. People talk like they know what they're talking about when they know fuck all, which is so annoying.

I should make a list of stupid questions I have to keep answering.

Then, then, then, then, then

imagine not knowing what a stocks and shares ISA is. Do you not have them in America? I feel like in America you got to pay tax on everything. Like you sell your, you sell your one share of Tesla for 20% gain for like $50 and you got to pay tax on it.

No, you get a stocks and shares ISA and It's tax-free. You can put up to 20,000 a year and it's tax-free.

People think I'm— well, you think I'm paying tax on my little 10% gains on my gold? Okay, okay.

Oh wow, thank you so much. Big cock Christopher is awaiting your return to his spunk leg. How many fingers can you slide up your bum? How much time does it take for you to boil a carrot in your arse? Stinky finger nigger, stinky finger nigger, stinky finger nigger, stinky finger NYG.

Thanks so much.

Sweet stinky n-word finger donos.

Finger is spelled very closely to the N-word, isn't it?

N-I— yeah, it needs one more G and get rid of the F, and then you've got yourself a nifga. Finger and ginger can be anagrams of the N-word. Actually, ginger is a perfect anagram. N-I-G-G-E-R. Wild.

That's why I was Scrabble champion of 2008. I would always beat my family at Scrabble. I was pretty good at it.

I used to play Scrabble with Mila as well. When she went back to Rotterdam, we got the app, the Scrabble app. We used to Fight each other on it. I'd always try and spell out the N-word.

I'd try and get triple points with the N-word. Or I'd spell out penis or gay. So funny.

You play online, you try and spell out horrible words.

Might make food soon. I'm not very hungry because I had a vegan sausage a couple hours ago.

Chat, he was twisting his nipple under his shirt. Stinky finger titty twister. Stinky finger titty twister. Nigani ji gani gani ji gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani gani. Playing with my armpit hair because it's getting very long. I need to cut it. It's all sweaty and smells musky. Do

you ever get it when your armpit hair gets very long and it's like weird, so you start pulling it, like twisting it, and then seeing how long it is and stroking it?

It looks weird.

It's really annoying to cut. So this one is easy to cut. But then this side you're like—

and the scissors, you know, you have to like tense the scissors like that to cut it good. But when it's like that, it's really hard to do that and it won't just cut nicely. And I can't use my left hand. This one's easy. I'm like,

I can't use my left hand to cut because yeah, you can close it, but you can't do the tension thing. Very well. Wait, you've got to like grip it and put some energy into it when you cut. It doesn't just cut effortlessly.

Um,

can't see it.

Can I lick it? You're zesty, mafuichu nigga ni ji ga nigga ni ji ga nigga. It tastes like Marmite. If you want to.

I did wash, but then I sweated. I sweated again after I washed because it's warm today. I'm not using deodorant when I'm not going anywhere. What's the point if I'm not going anywhere? I'm not seeing anyone. Why do I need to smell good?

Hair's looking pretty good today.

Maw my armpits.

I used— I used shampoo on my armpit, so it was smelling good when I came out the shower, but then I sweated again.

The problem is the more armpit hair you've got, the more it smells because the sweat gets stuck to the hair.

I like the butt crack smell as well, especially when it's gotten sweaty. Smells like—

smells like beef.

Beef and onions with Marmite.

Yeah, the back's getting long. I need to just go like that and go choo choo choo

choo. But for now it's not too bad. It's hard to cut it now because it's not long enough. There's not enough to grip onto. When it gets longer, it's easier to cut.

Oh my God, I lost my £3 gains. Why are we bouncing here?

Um, I still think we're going down.

It's actually nice not being on Traveling Traders server anymore because now I've got no people influencing my trading and I just make my own decisions. Because you, you follow other traders, you get influenced by what they say, and they don't know what they're talking about either. They're like, oh, it swept the end dog of last week and

we got a fair value gap. Oh, my bias is down. Oh, shut up. And then it goes up anyway. Just making up all this nonsense. You have no idea. You still have no idea where it's going to go.

Listening to all these people with their stupid analysis

and believing it. Just made me lose money.

I don't even do any setups anymore. If it's going down, I'll go short. If it's going up, I go long.

If it rips up, I'll wait a bit and then short it. If it tanks, I'll wait a bit and I'll long it. If it goes sideways, I don't do anything. I don't look for these stupid setups anymore with fair value gaps and SMTs and a lot of rubbish. You are like an evil Josper Nguyen.

If the reverse happens. And it's actually been doing pretty well. Ignore this stupid fair value gap stuff.

Yeah, I based— I mean, I trade based on momentum, not patterns.

Or shorting it at the golden pocket. Seems like it's not a bad strategy.

Ow.

The side view of hair is interesting. What, like that? Why is it interesting? Because it looks so good.

I got the pointy Spock sideburns. Spock haircut hairstyle was ahead of its time. Now all the Asians are doing it.

I got the Spock haircut.

The trick is make them pointy like that

so it looks like it could stab someone in the face.

Pointy sideburns.

That's how you get that anime look.

Looking good.

Oh God, is market gonna tank or what?

Boring.

Might return the Switch. I've got, um, 313.

16 days. I might just play it for another 16 days and then send it back on the last day. The problem is I've bought Mario Kart World and you can't return it because it's digital. It's okay, I'll just wait a few years until Switch 2 OLED comes out and then I'll buy that.

I do miss having OLED, to be honest. But that could be years.

I remember my hair started getting long when I was working at the Roebuck Inn as a dishwasher, and then stupid Lynn told me my hair was getting too long and I would have to wear a hairnet when Her hair was longer than mine, and she did the cooking, and she didn't wear a hairnet. Why do I have

to wear a hairnet? I didn't do any cooking, I just washed the dishes. What a stupid reason. Bet you anything her stupid husband Bernard told her to tell me because he thought I looked gay or something. Hurt her daddy, we'll get you here.

Fuck off back to Lancaster.

They're both from Lancaster, so they had like that Mid-England accent.

Bet they're dead now. They must have been like 60, mid-60s back in 2007. That's like 20 years ago. Unless they're over 80. There's no way Bernard lived past 70. He was so fat. You never see old fat people, do you?

'Cause they died.

I remember one time a wasp flew up his shirt and he looked ridiculous trying to get it out 'cause he's so fat.

He was a horrible man. That was my first job, the Roebuck Inn, washing dishes. They paid me £4 an hour. They didn't even pay me minimum wage 'cause I was under I was under 18. I think I was 17 when I got the job. And minimum wage back then was like £6 something. God, it's crazy. 20 years

ago, the difference in wages.

Lynn was nice. She made me sausage sandwich for lunch. And then Bernard whined, saying, oh, you're giving away more food than you're selling, stupid woman. He was horrible. He was such a horrible man. Abusive.

I felt sorry for her. It's not like she could leave him. She probably depends on him financially. It's not like she could get a new guy at her age. They had 2 grandkids.

These 2 guys, and they were fat as fuck as well,

looked just like Bernard.

They ran that pub for decades since I was a kid.

A lot of young people from the village got jobs there. I remember this girl called Leanne. She was a waitress. She was about 21. So she must be like 40 now. I wonder what she looks like. She used to be cute. She was slim, had long, straight black hair, white, big eyes. She looks a bit like, like

a young Katy Perry.

She was cute. I was about 17. She was like my first experience being close to a young girl. I was so nervous and shy around her and she was so chatty. Hello, Daniel, how are you? One time she fell over. She was carrying

gravy and peas like that. And I heard this crash outside. She slipped on something and just cacked it like a banana peel.

Dropped all the food. Sometimes I had to go and help take the food out. I was so bad at it. I'd be carrying one plate like that and all the peas rolling around on it. And then I was so unprofessional, I just put it down on the table. I'd be like— and then walk off. I wouldn't even

be like, so who has the peas and sausages? I didn't even say anything. I was so bad at it. All these pensioners would come in because they get half-price lunch. They must all be dead now.

All dead. All gone.

And then sometimes it's disabled. You get like disabled kids coming in and then they'd be on the mobility scooter and they would like not be able to hold things properly. They spill the peas all over the place. And then I have to go and clean it up.

Such a mess. Sometimes they left tips on the table and I pocketed it without telling anyone. Like £2 coin, £1 coin.

Leanne was hot. And then this other girl joined called Chloe. She was cute.

And then another girl joined and she was annoying.

Didn't like her. And then this really fat woman joined. I didn't like her. She looked like Shrek. And there's this other old woman there, Beryl. She was nice. She's pretty dead as well now. Bet they're all dead.

Yeah, well, they'll never know that I jacked off on the pillows in the rooms when I was changing the bedsheets. So what are you gonna do? One time I was in the hotel room of the Roebuck Inn, change— because part of my job was to change the bedsheets and vacuum. I was doing it vacuuming in the bedroom.

And then in the next room, a couple goes in and they start fucking. And all I could hear was, ah, ah, and the bed going, eh, eh, eh. It was my first time ever hearing sex, like real sex. I got so turned on. I pulled my pants down and I humped the pillow on the bed and I

came on it. And then I got a tissue and I just wiped it off and I put the bedsheet— I mean, the pillow sheet on the pillow. I nutted on the actual pillow. That had no sheet on it.

They'll never know.

It was so hot. Sometimes I go in to clean the rooms after the guests left, and I could find like a woman's underwear just slung upon the top of the wardrobe. It was hot.

I remember my first time cleaning the room and

Someone was showing me how to do it, like what I was supposed to do. And then as soon as she left, I went into the toilet and I pulled down my pants and I jerked off into the sink. Like, just being alone in the bedroom really turned me on for some reason. God, I was a risk taker.

Lynn could have come up and just opened the door at any time with my pants down. I was so stupid. I don't know why I did that. It would have been so dangerous. I could have been caught.

Too bad I didn't get to bang Chloe or Liane in the room.

They probably would have done it. Sometimes we had to clean the rooms together.

And it was just really awkward. We didn't talk.

Yeah, well, I was 17. We've all done silly things when we were very young. Don't judge me. It's not like I do that now. It's not like I pulled my willy out in my recent job. That would be silly.

Definitely didn't get my willy out.

Good old willy stories.

Yeah, I had some good times at the Roebuck Inn.

Made a couple thousand before leaving to go to Japan.

I had to walk there every day. It was a 25-minute walk to the Row Bucket Inn from my house,

and if it was raining, I'd get soaked.

Sometimes I'd take my bicycle, but I didn't like having to bring it in. I was scared Bernard would have a go at me. Sometimes I had to move the barrels of beer around. It was so heavy. I had to, like, roll them like that.

They had a little office in the basement where they kept all the beers of— barrels of beer, like a little table with stacks of paper where they managed the business. It looks so rough.

Yeah, kegs, I guess. What's the difference between a keg and a barrel? It was a metal barrel, not a wooden one.

My first ever job.

I did it in Lawson as well in Japan. I would go on my break and I'd go to the toilets and nut in the toilet because I'd be bored.

One time there was a porn magazine in the Lawson toilet. So I got it out. Couldn't resist.

Don't know who left it there. Maybe the coworker.

Might make dinner soon.

Oh my God! I lost all my gains from my short. I was up four pounds. Now I'm up eleven pence.

Ridiculous. Could have made £4.

Nutting on a pillow is a crime. Uh, no, it's not. Let me ask Copilot.

It is not a crime in the legal sense, but it can be considered violation of hotel policy.

I was working there cleaning rooms and I nutted on the pillow.

That's a serious breach of professional conduct, Daniel.

Are you going to report me?

I do not have the ability to report. If you admit to an AI that you killed someone, do you think he's going to report you?

Haha. Sucks to be you. I get away with it then.

Lol.

If we talk about celebrating actions that hurt others or betray trust, that's a path I can not walk with you.

Well, thanks for being my friend anyway.

So boring trolling AI. He takes everything seriously.

These aren't new stories. I've already mentioned this before.

What's Lynn and Bernard gonna do, fire me?

I wonder what Leanne's last name was. I bet she's fat now with 3 kids. Probably divorced. I can't believe she's over 40 now. Cute Leanne, 21-year-old. She's 40 now.

How cruel the world is.

Who is— you know Theon Greyjoy, the character that gets his willy chopped off in Game of Thrones? His real-life sister, Lily Allen, she looks a bit like her. She's a singer, isn't she? Lily...

Damn, she's 40 now as well. Yeah, she's a little bit like her when she was younger and had black hair.

Lily Allen is like one of those British singers who is kind of well known but not really super famous or had like a really popular, well-known smash hit. She's not one of those singers that just, I don't know, Didn't really get anywhere, but did it well enough to make a living off it, I guess. Like Theon Greyjoy

actor, have you ever seen him in anything else apart from Game of Thrones? So how does he make a living off of one role? What else does he do?

Surely he didn't make enough money from just that one character.

Or like these random actors that were just in one show, like The Inbetweeners. That guy James Buckley, he does YouTube as well now. He only ever gets views when he talks about Inbetweeners though, or when he meets the other characters.

Apparently he made like 1 million and then he retired off it, and now he just plays games. He's got a channel called Completed It, Mate. I think I've got more views than he has.

Completed it, mate. Did he change the name? No, it's there.

400K subs. I got more views than he has. He's only got 20 million Uh, views. I've got like 40 million. See, I got more views than James Buckley from The Inbetweeners, and he's famous. Well, maybe not internationally, but nationally. The Inbetweeners was a pretty popular show. His most viewed video has 1.1 million,

and then the rest have about 500k-ish.

Inbetweeners was like a cringey coming-of-age show about 4 schoolboys who talked about sex a lot.

Yeah, I wonder how much money they made and if it's enough to live off of and what do they do now. Time to get a real job.

I've never watched it. I've seen a few clips, I just don't find it funny. It's like high school humor.

I like Peep Show, but that's it.

He's got another channel called At Home with the Buckleys. This one's got more views than me, 47 million.

He's like really tried hard to make it on YouTube.

Might make dinner. No, I never watched Skins. I didn't like it. It just seemed really sleazy. Bunch of young people partying and drinking, having wild sex. Lame. Imagine doing that. I was playing World of Warcraft.

All my friends were partying and doing it with girls, and I was playing World of Warcraft and watching anime.

Okay, make food now.

I lost all my money on my short. £4 gone.

I didn't think it was gonna bounce and bounce that hard. I thought it would do a little bounce.

Um, testing, testing.

Yeah, I want to do this move down like that.

Do you think it does it?

Maybe overnight.

It would be quite a big move. Maybe it's a lot to expect.

What happened to Kick? Uh, I couldn't be bothered. What's the point? Wouldn't make any money.

I'd only get about 20 viewers, probably.

Well, if they give me monetization, I'll try it out, but I'm not wasting my precious YouTube time. It's a stream on Kick for nothing. You got to make it worth it to me.

Butter me up. I'm a famous YouTuber.

I pull 100 viewers.

Imagine I get rejected for the Thai visa. That'd be wild. I don't have a criminal background, but what if they look at my YouTube channel and they think, oh, he says weird stuff?

Trading 212, trade the American markets 24/7 hours a day.

Look, we've got to make these trading apps sound really cool to get the The young guy's hooked on it.

Can't be bothered. Whatever.

Waste of time anyway.

Wouldn't even make any money and no one will watch it.

I've got some bacon. I haven't even opened it yet. It says it expires on the 23rd. It's a bit frozen. Maybe I'll have a piece.

Fridge is getting a bit empty.

Fridge starting to look a bit hollow. Hint, hint.

Hello,

welcome back to another episode of Cooking

with Daniel.

People say, why don't I use the potato peeler to peel it? And do you know why? Because

a real chef has the knife skills to not need a peeler,

and you have more pinpoint accuracy with a knife.

See?

Perfectly peeled,

zero waste,

and I get to hone my knife skills.

Also, I'm not really peeling them, just taking these sprouty bits stuff.

Where's my brush?

We got the 2-week-old oil. Doesn't smell bad yet, so it's still good.

Cabbage. I can't believe some of you people hate cabbage. So nice. Cabbage with bacon.

Uh, the bacon's a little bit frozen.

There's

a haters.

It's got no melody. It sounds like Morse code. Fucking shit song. I could write a better song than that. Literally the whole song just goes

same thing repeated over and over and over and over and over again.

Drive me crazy. I hate songs where it's the same thing over and over again with no variation. I need 2 verses, 2 choruses, and then like a 3rd bit that breaks it up a bit for the between— before the final chorus.

I'm a music connoisseur.

I hate Beyoncé as well with

all the single hits. It goes

Over and over and over again. Terrible song. These people are millionaires, super famous, and their songs suck. At least write a few more. Bits to the phone that just repeat the same thing over and over again.

I need variation or my ears get bored.

I like that song. I heard that recently. It's pretty good.

Dancing in the Moonlight.

It's, it's, um, stimulating to the ears because it doesn't Drone on and on. Let's get some.

Bacon, onions,

and

cabbage.

Oh my

God, moving the apps around on the host seems fine.

Burning. It's burning. I think I'm aged too much.

Da. Ach, fein, fein, fein, fein, fein.

Yeah, go.

Oh, I forgot about the eggs. I got to cook the eggs cuz they're going off.

Actually, uh, there's poo on my egg.

It says 13th of June.

Disgusting.

We want some chicken food.

It's protein.

I think the eggs are still good. They went off 4 days ago.

I feel like I'm one of those videos where it's like a line cook and he's wearing a GoPro and he's doing breakfast service and he's like filming his POV day at work. That's what I feel like right now.

Those videos get millions of views. They're just cooking bacon and eggs on a pan on the grill.

Pooey eggs that are 4 days old coming right up. I don't even know if they're good or not. Oh, I broke the yolk.

Try not to get the All right.

I don't know if they smell weird or is it just me, but surely they're fine.

I think they're fine. Or is it because I saw the poo and I'm put off?

I need my protein.

I

can't eat my protein.

Hmm, I'm sure if they were off it would smell really bad.

Save this for tomorrow.

Where is the sound? Got the Wagon Mama Mayor.

I need more salt. Seems crispy.

We've got sausage, uh, cheese and egg omelette with the bacon, cabbage and onion, yakiniku soy sauce stir fry, and crispy British locally sourced potatoes.

Jeremy Clarkson would be proud.

With a smashed potato.

It's funny how triggered Japanese people get when you do this with chopsticks. You stick them in the food and stand them up, which I can't do right now. They get so mad when I did that. Chihiro would be like Oh, that makes a noise.

Holy shit, that's good.

Damn, damn Daniel.

Back at it again with the potatoes.

I was having such an existential crisis today about Thailand. I just don't know sometimes.

Sometimes I feel happy here, and then sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my life. Sometimes I miss Thailand, and then sometimes I don't know.

But when I was in Thailand, I hated being in Thailand. Makes no sense.

All

the cabbage disappeared. Where is it?

No, don't have much drink left.

Mm,

oh, spicy.

Oh.

Oh God.

Ach, mein Bauch schreit.

Give up. Give up on life. It's over.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Oh man.

Hmm, okay, very interesting. My latest travel plans— well, I've applied for the Thai Elite Visa. They're doing a background check. They said it'll take 3 to 4 weeks. And if I'm approved, all I gotta do is pay

£15,000 and then I'll have a ticket to Thailand for 5 years.

If only Japan was as easy as that. Come on, come on, Japan, what are you doing?

Thailand's handing out the visas for chump change. £15,000 over 5 years and I get to have much cheaper living costs. I'm gonna make bank.

Okay, now the cleaning extravaganza shall begin.

Job done again. I only have to do that another 3,499 times.

Here we are again on the sofa.

Day trading accounts at 206,

204 now. I'm up £1.69 on this short trade. Still down 36 on that SPY short.

Sometimes I think maybe I should just get a part-time job. It'll help me make a couple of hundred extra.

And then stick it out here. And then I think maybe my life would be more interesting if I moved to Bangkok. 5 years in Thailand.

I mean, if World War III starts, Thailand's not a bad place to be.

The British can't get me. It's a conscript me.

What do you think? Stay in this house with my car and then get a part-time job for a couple hundred pounds, barely make any money, or go to Thailand, have way more money, probably a nicer condo than this old house with infinity pool and gym? Where lots of women to date

could potentially meet up other foreigners there. I don't know, I'll sit in this house not meeting anyone, surrounded by old people and sheep,

whilst spending thousands of pounds every month to sit here doing nothing.

Hmm,

yeah, if I get the proof of the visa, I'm so getting the visa. 5 years in Thailand whilst I'm still young, or rot in my Devon house.

Thai women don't smell. Oh, I think we can fix that. I'll rub my bum hole all over them.

Yeah, now I'm single, I could go to bars and stuff and get touched up by French girls.

We can rub our armpit hair together.

I went to a lot of bars actually in Japan.

I squeezed hands with a French girl. She had her arm around my shoulders.

And her hand was like hanging off, so I took my hand and I like played with her fingers and I gave it a squeeze, but it made her wet.

I bet she wished her fingers were inside her.

French girls very chatty.

The French are not shy.

If we hooked up, we could have exchanged details. I could have gone to France and I could have stayed with her in her vineyard.

She really got a vineyard in the south.

Rich parents.

I'd stay at her parents with her.

We shag in the vineyard as the sun goes down.

Sounds hot.

Yeah, the only time I traveled to France was when I was with the Korean woman back in 2015. We went to Who? Van Gogh's house and the field, the famous field he painted. Went to some village and then we had a pub meal and it was like little squared fried potatoes in little cubes

and salmon with some kind of cream sauce. It's very boring.

French food's very boring. It's just like potatoes and vegetables with cream mushroom sauce.

I don't like croissant. Too oily. I don't like oily pastries like those brioche buns. But that's French. I don't like oily bread. Brioche and croissant.

Croissant. Croissant.

Sounds like they got a cold all the time when they made that noise. Have you ever watched a K-drama? Sometimes the old women make this sound like, like that. Me and Sunny cracked up at that so much. We were watching Squid Games and then the old woman would be like,

they make that weird sound.

In Korean a lot. Usually the old women do it.

Sunny was like, sounds like Donald Duck. And Sunny kept making fun of the Korean people. You know, sometimes Korean people do that way of speaking where they really curl their lips outwards because they got a lot of like kind of sounds in Korean. They like curl their lips out like a chimpanzee. Sunny would find that so funny.

She'd be like, oh, they're so ugly when they do that face.

They stick their lips out when they do that sound.

You know, Squid Game Season 3 got announced. I watched season 1 and 2 with Sunny.

Shame we couldn't watch season 3.

Yeah,

I miss all my actors. I wish we can all just get back together and have like a harem. Me, Chihiro, Faster, and Sunny all hugging on the sofa.

Why can't we all be a happy family? It's a problem with women. Women are so greedy. They're like, he's mine, or I don't want him. There's enough Daniels to go around for everyone, ladies, please. I'm gonna have to— here, here, faster there. Sunny can sit on the floor.

Bada bing, bada bong, everyone's happy.

Why women gotta be so possessive?

Sunny can be sitting there playing PlayStation, Chihiro can be in the kitchen making some Japanese food, and then I'll be cuddling with Asta watching Squid Games.

Why can't we all be happy together?

But no, women have got to make everything miserable.

We could all be so happy. Now I have different sadness for each ex.

Why is it so bad if I cheat though? I could impregnate all of them. It's not like I can only impregnate one at a time.

There's enough sperm to go around.

It regenerates for free.

I think humans would be the happiest if we have like 5 women to 1 man.

It won't work the other way around, like 5 men to 1 woman, because a woman can only be pregnant once every 9 months, whereas 5 women can all be pregnant at the same time from 1 man.

Imagine sleeping in the same bed with four women, and they're all farting and snoring. It'll be like all night long. Maybe one wakes up in the middle of the night and you start fucking while the others sleep.

It'd be so noisy. Have you ever dated a woman who snores? So annoying.

I stick my fingers up the nose to make them stop.

Works every time.

There won't be enough women for every man. Well, maybe only the most superior men get the women, like me with my superior genes,

and then the inferior men can go out and dig trenches and go to war. Whilst I stay at home and breed. I will volunteer to stay at home and be a breeder.

I've never been told I snore. I think I'm very quiet, apart from when I have a sad dream and I start crying in my sleep. Don't know if I make a sound then.

No, Chihiro didn't snore. She was very quiet, but Faster snored.

Sunny didn't snore.

Faster snored a lot.

I thought only fat people snored, but she wasn't fat. She was pretty slim.

It's weird why some people snore and some people don't.

Is it genetic? Is it physical, like the way their nose is built differently? Or is it just habits? Like mouth breathing.

I pick my nose in my sleep. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, got my finger up my nose, and then I quickly put it out hoping that the girlfriend next to me wasn't awake seeing it. I used to get— I wake up in the morning next to Fasta with my finger up my nose.

Quickly pull it out, pretend I was just scratching it, but she was usually asleep anyway.

Do you think we're going to tank tonight?

It looks like it's running out of steam, doesn't it? It's like slowly leveling out.

Another day.

The market really didn't do much today, did it? I think it's waiting for tomorrow. I think there's FOMC.

Tesla was down 0.3%.

Daniel, you lied. I waited 2 hours on Kick for you.

You sound like, like I went on a date and stood you up.

Yeah, I couldn't be bothered to stream for 20 people and make no money.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, what was I gonna say? Yeah, I was gonna say, you know, when there's war, people die, right? Um, but why do they die? No, that wasn't what I was gonna say. I'm gonna say when there's war the stock market goes up. So if they de-escalate, wouldn't it go up as well? So if it escalates more and

gets worse, wouldn't the market just keep going up and then go up as well if it de-escalates? So no matter what, the market's going to go up.

Oh, my stomach feels weird. I hope it wasn't the 4-day expired eggs.

Have you seen people take eggs from the supermarket and grow a baby chicken out from it?

I didn't know you could do that.

So you're saying sometimes when I cook an egg, I'm actually killing a little baby chicken fetus.

It's not very nice. If you grow the chicken out of the egg, then you can make the chicken have more eggs. Because don't chickens lay eggs without having sex? They just always lay them, and they only— they're only fertilized if they had sex.

Then you get infinite eggs, and then when it's old, you can kill it and eat the chicken.

When do I have to pay back the IKEA loan? It automatically takes £100 every month, so it'll be paid off in a few months.

Half the questions Daniel ignores. What questions? There's literally no questions here.

Last question I saw was, does Chihiro fart when she sleeps? And I said no.

I remember one time I was in a taxi with Chihiro.

I could smell this really bad smell. It smelled like rotten eggs. And I kept saying, what's that smell? And then she finally goes, I'm on my period. Sometimes it smells like that. And I was like, ew, whoops, I didn't know it smelled like that. Why does it smell like rotten eggs?

Yeah, most YouTubers, they got too many viewers, they don't even look at the chat cuz the chat's just like whizzing. They get donos, they don't even say thanks.

I interact with my chat more than most YouTubers just cuz I barely got any viewers.

Do do do do.

Me me me me me me me me me.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

Do you like my song?

Did I play Calais Obscur? I tried it. It was boring. I don't like turn-based combat.

I've been playing Mario Kart World. It's pretty fun. I saw Linus Tech Tips whining about how it's not good. Linus Tech Tips and his nerdy friend on this podcast thingy, he was like, oh, I used to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe all the time,

but World is rubbish cuz there's wall grinding and I don't know, who cares? I think it's better than 8 Deluxe. You got the knockout mode, you got better graphics, the grinding is fun. What's wrong with the grinding?

Yeah, I haven't had sex in 3 months now, unless you count banging Bobby.

Yeah, Linus is a little— his voice is too high-pitched. It goes so high-pitched,

and his stupid sponsor segues are really annoying.

His Switch 2 videos have been very boring.

Me and Bobby are having a baby.

It's funny how quickly the Switch 2 trend died. Not even a week.

I should have pumped out more videos, like 10 a day.

They don't even get any views anymore, not even 500. Show Bobby. Okay,

since you've been patient,

I need to poo anyway.

He's sleeping.

He's got a big willy.

Look at his willy.

I can't show his willy. He's got a big ball sack.

He's still got baby oil on his chest.

Demonetized. I need toilet. Hold on.

I'm putting pics of the willy on Discord.

I just leaked Bobby's willy dicks on the Discord, guys.

Dick pics.

Oh God, my stomach's so full. We asked, what if credit looked like this? Imagine paying in 4.

He's got a brown willy.

Yeah, this Thai girl, keeps seeing her on Instagram, and she lives in this ugly concrete shithole. Why is she cleaning a mirror with a toothbrush and toothpaste? She's so weird.

But her content is just brushing her teeth and having a shower with her clothing on in this concrete shithole. The hell is this content? I don't get it.

Look, like, what the fuck is this?

She lives like a homeless person in an abandoned building.

She's putting soap on over her clothing

and it's all sped up. It's really weird. And then she hoses herself down.

This is so disgusting. Look at the walls.

Oh, everything looks gross. At least she cleans it, I guess.

But her house is so ugly.

So weird.

Is she doing blackface?

It's kind of cute sometimes though with the fringe.

It's a bit like a Japanese girl.

Definitely Chinese Thai,

probably 100% Chinese Thai. I would really be surprised if she's got any actual Thai blood. She's so fair-skinned and she doesn't have the wide nose.

Holy moly, Bobby is big. Yeah, Bobby's long, but my dickhead is bigger than his dickhead.

He's longer than me, but my dickhead's bigger.

Women are scared of my dickhead. They think it's too big and it's like going to hurt them.

They always say it's a bit uncomfortable when it first goes in, but once it's in, it's fine. Yeah, that's what I say when Bobby bangs me.

I guess if all you've known is like tiny Asian micro dick and then you have sex with me, I'm going to seem massive.

Do you think if the guy's dick is bigger, he enjoys sex more? Cuz he's got more surface area, so he's going to have more nerve endings. Because it's a bigger dick. So if someone has a bigger tongue, do you think food tastes better for them?

Interesting.

I feel like if you had a smaller dick, it wouldn't feel as good as a bigger dick for the guy.

I guess we'll never know because we'll only ever have one dick, unless you cut your dick in half and then had sex afterwards.

Well, that would be gross.

Some of these Japanese guys, their dicks are so small.

They've got like no shaft. It's just a head with like a tiny shaft.

It's so weird. Like usually with a Western guy, you got to hold the dick and like guide it in. But these Japanese guys, dick's so small, it's just like standing up already and it just goes right in. You don't have to— how are you going to guide it in like that?

God, I'm glad I don't have a tiny dick like that. Be so embarrassing.

I know, cuz I watch porn and a lot of these Japanese guys got tiny dicks.

Especially Korean guys. I don't know why Korean guys have such small dicks.

It's really weird.

It's weird because, you know, when you thrust, the dick goes like that, but it stays inside. When the Korean guys thrust, the dick's like coming in and out and in and out and out, completely out and then in again. That would never happen with me because when it comes out, it will like flop down. It won't go

back in unless I guide it back in.

Maybe I watched too much porn.

God, this girl's so weird. Her face is weird as well. I mean, she's got a good-looking face, but these weird facial expressions she makes are weird.

Why is she always standing in the shower room?

Look, they do the laundry so weird in Southeast Asia. They put it in a tub and hand wash it, and then they stamp on it. Just get a washing machine for fuck's

They— looks like crap. Why do they live like that?

This has to be one of the weirdest pages on Instagram.

Look, look at that roof. Moldy concrete. Look, look at the roof.

Look,

why is she always scrubbing and washing stuff?

Does she sleep in her shower on a piece of cardboard, or is it a joke?

It's all the same.

She gets millions of views.

I wonder how much money that pays. I don't know how much money Instagram pays.

Damn, if you get millions of views on Instagram and you can't afford a better house than that, can't be paying very well.

What's Devon known for?

It's known for the moors, which used to have a high-security prison on it. Because the prisoners wouldn't be able to get anywhere if they escaped.

And Cornwall's nearby, famous for ice cream and Cornish pasties.

I don't know, let me ask AI.

Hey Daniel, what's happening tonight? Yo mama. What's up? Your mum. Ah, the classic comeback. What's on your mind really? If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's tongue. Let's keep it respectful, Daniel. I'm glad I got a laugh. So what's got you up at this hour? Your mum. All right, I'm sensing a

pattern here. Let's switch it up. What's something interesting you've come across lately? What is Devon famous for?

Devon, right there in we're neck of the woods, is known for its stunning coastlines, cream teas, and picturesque countryside. Dartmoor and Exmoor are a hiker's dream, and the Jurassic Coast is a fossil hunter's paradise. Have you explored much of it? I've been living here for 6 months and I haven't been anywhere apart from Tesco's.

Hello?

Ah, fuck you too then. Useless.

The Jurassic Coast. The moors.

I've driven through the moors. I didn't stop on it.

It's got nothing on it. It's just a wild barren wasteland with a load of bushes on it.

Why doesn't Discord link work? It's probably expired. I don't know how to make the links not expire. Even when I press never expire, they still expire. I don't know why.

Oh, I keep vomiting.

Paste new link. Okay.

I got bored talking to AI because I don't know what to say to it anymore.

So what are we looking forward to soon?

What's coming out? Steam Deck 2?

Ask it to make a poem about moving to Thailand. Oh, good idea.

So, what's new, Daniel? Can you write me a poem about leaving Devon and moving to Thailand on a 5-year Thai Elite visa to save money?

Sure, here's a little something for you. From Devon's shores to Thailand's embrace, a journey for 5 years, a new life's chase. Sandy Devon days where memories stay, to Thailand's warm nights where dreams find their way. What do you think? So beautiful. I'm glad you think so, Daniel. Here's to new beginnings and adventures ahead.

Can you write another one, but this time about meeting a ladyboy and falling in love? Here's a thoughtful one for you. In Thailand's vibrant land, by fate's sweet chance, Met a ladyboy with a captivating glance. Boundaries blurred, love found its voice. In a unique bond, hearts made their choice. What do you think of that? Can you make

it more saucy? That's a bit too spicy for my taste, but I'm all in for celebrating love in all its forms. Well, just make it a tiny bit spicy. In Thai nights aglow, in whispered allure, Met a lady— sorry, can we change the subject?

Write another one but make it more romantic.

Sure thing. In Thailand's glow found love so true, a ladyboy's heart both bold and new. Destined paths crossed under the moon's embrace in a tender dance of love and grace. Does that hit the romantic notes you're looking for? Make it a bit spicier. All right, let's add a touch more spice. In Thailand's embrace— sorry, can we change

the subject? That's so weird. Why does the sound— why does the microphone sound differently when he says that? There's like a shh in the background, like someone manually pressed it. I think someone manually interrupted it and then pressed the soundbite of— it's like it's a pre-recorded soundbite of, sorry, can we change the subject? So weird. Why does

he start doing it and then he stops midway?

Very strange.

Huh, I wonder if I will end up back in Thailand. It'll be strange, wouldn't it? I'll be like, why the fuck did I come back here? I had a house and a car in the UK and I ditched it all. Maybe I'm not doing the right thing,

cuz I feel like I've come all this way to get this stuff I have now. Wouldn't it be a waste if I ditched it?

And would I really want to stay in Thailand for 5 years? I mean, there's nothing stopping me from traveling and then going back to Thailand.

I just don't know.

I did put in a lot of work to get this house and the car,

learning to drive and everything. Maybe I'll just go on holiday to Thailand and I'll come back here. Why don't I just go for like a few months over winter and come back here?

I don't know.

But that would cost a lot of money, wouldn't it? Because I'd be paying rent here and I'd be in a condo in Thailand.

The only thing I would save is on electricity by not using the heating.

Oh, I don't know. Like, I want both. I want the house and my car, and I want to live in Thailand because

I've never lived in Thailand alone. I've only ever lived in Thailand with Faster from day one. You know, in Thailand I never slept one night on my own.

Not even a single night I slept alone.

Can you believe that? From the very first day, the very first day I landed, I've never slept alone in Thailand. So I've never experienced single life in Thailand before. I don't know how different it would be without her help.

I wonder if I could manage, because she did do a lot. Like when we went shopping, she would always manage the buying and I would just stand there.

If they say anything to me in Thai, I wouldn't know what they're saying.

Would you let a ladyboy bang you if you could stay with him for free?

Depends how masculine he looks.

I think I'd rather bang the ladyboy than be banged,

although I wouldn't be against trying a bit of both. But then I'd probably have a preference, wouldn't I? I'm guessing the ladyboys like being banged, that's why they want to be women. Never heard of a ladyboy that likes to be the top. Otherwise, just stay as a man.

I think the kink is like role-playing as a woman and like simulating being impregnated but in the bum hole. That's the kink, isn't it?

That's why they want to look like a woman. It's kind of like role-playing, isn't it?

Well, maybe in a few months' time, like 4 or 5 months' time, I'll be really bored of this place and then be ready to go. Because if I am gonna go, it'd probably be October-ish, which is another 4 months away.

I don't know, if I get the visa, then I probably want to be going as soon as I can.

Because you'd be wasting time. I think the visa starts as soon as you get it, not when you land in Thailand.

I could have been there in August.

Well, you snooze, you lose.

Maybe I could go to girl bars and go to walking streets in some alone, become like one of those degen foreigners.

Soy Cowboy. I don't think I've been there before. I went to Nana Plaza on that stream where I saw the naked man, and then I quickly exited.

Yeah, maybe I'll change my mind in a few months. I'll be like, actually, I like it here. Actually, my money situation is fine. Can I drive in Thailand? I think I need an international permit, and I wouldn't really want to. Bangkok traffic is crazy. The amount of motorbikes and tuk-tuks looks scary,

and there's just no point. Taxis are so cheap. Why risk driving yourself when you can just pay someone to do it? They take all the risk. There were a lot of times I've seen crashed cars on the side of the road, the aftermath of the crash. Usually one of those taxis, the green and yellow ones.

Saw a lot of crashes after— I didn't see actual crashes, but I just saw the aftermaths. I never saw a real crash happen in front of my eyes.

Yeah, when I,

when I imagine my life abroad again, I sometimes wonder how everyone else does it, you know, having a house and then living in there for decade after decade, doing the same job. Don't they get bored?

Don't they ever wish they could just ditch everything and move abroad?

I don't know how they do it. Like homeowners living in the same house for 40 years.

I already feel like I'm going insane. I've only been here 5 months.

Yeah, I thought I wanted stability.

But when you get stability, you get bored,

and then you start buying stuff, and then you get tied down because now you've got all this stuff. I mean, look at all this stuff I got.

The cabinets, table— I'll get rid of all this if I move out. The curtains, the rugs—

I created a nice little cozy home. It's nice and everything, but

I don't know, it's like no challenge.

I wonder if I can leave the curtains behind. Next people can use it.

What's my dream?

Basically just have what I already had before and lost. Cheap place to live, a girlfriend who treats me kindly,

go out on trips and stuff.

I already had it and then I lost it.

I just want to be able to make money online and live somewhere cheap and have a lover.

Make someone happy.

Simple, really.

Want to become a day trading master?

I'm up £2.

Wait, isn't this a ladyboy?

That looks like a ladyboy, but she looks hot.

They kind of all look like ladyboys.

I don't know, right now my dream is

day trading across Asia. Do you know that woman, the Asian trader woman called Humble— Humble— Humbled— Humble Trader or something? She made this video, something like best countries in Asia to day trade in, and I thought that looks so cool.

Travels, relaxes and chills all day, and then trades markets at 9 PM and makes like $3K.

The Humbled Trader. I think she's cool. Do you think she's a scammer too? Like, everyone thinks day traders are scammers and they're just pretending they make money when they're just doing YouTube, but she seems pretty legitimate.

They can't all be scammers. Surely it's possible.

And I don't even think you need to make it really complicated.

I watched this Canadian day trading live show called Day Trade the World, and they don't day trade anything like Travelling Trader. Traveling traders always like, oh, fair value gap, oh, London low, Asia low, SMT divergence, order block. And then these day trade Canadian guys, they just use VWAP and volume imbalance. I don't even know what that is.

They're like, oh, volume imbalances are coming out now.

They don't use any kind of setup, they just look at the VWAP.

And they just say like, oh, I'm up this amount. They seem like a bit like scammers because they never say when they've entered. Or actually they do, because there's like an alert that makes a noise saying that they've entered, but they never say why they've entered or like what setup. They just enter.

I don't understand, like, well, how do they take a trade, like, based off what setup? Just VWAP. Weird.

You only use RSI and Bollinger Bands? Yeah, I don't, I don't do any of this.

I just— yeah, there's lots of different ways to do it, isn't there? Like moving averages, MACD.

I never used Bollinger Bands before. I wonder if that works.

I don't really like fair value gaps in SMT. I feel like it barely ever works,

or it stops you out and then it does work.

So now what I do is I've identified that the market only does 3 things. It goes up or it goes down or it goes sideways. So today it just went sideways until it broke down, and then I went short. So I didn't do anything until it broke either down or up. So now I'm in a short. And

then if it rips like that, I would probably go long and ride it up and try and exit when it stops and then switch short. That's my new tactic. And then if it tanks like that, I would try and find where it's going to bounce by using— look, it bounced there, that previous level. So you would go

along there and it would have worked out pretty well.

I mean, that's all I'm doing now, and it's working way better than when I was doing the ICT stuff.

It will either bounce at a key level or it won't,

and then if it rips, it will eventually reverse, and if it tanks, it will eventually go up again. And if it's ranging, it'll either break up or down.

Don't need all that other stuff.

So actually, you know, I've watched a lot of Traveling Trader, so I know how he trades. He always uses the fib line, golden pocket, OTE, and he'll use it with a fair value gap and SMT. Now I'm kind of curious how other traders do it. I might start watching other people instead.

27 minutes into Asia market.

Asia market sold off last night, didn't it?

Yeah,

that's my dream. Traveling, making money trading, do YouTube as well.

I would love to upscale my account size from £200 to like £1,000.

I

think my desperation to take a trade has definitely improved. I'm not so trigger happy.

Oh wow, hi. Is it gay to kiss a really feminine ladyboy? If you were with one, would you suck them off a little too? I think you would enjoy banging and getting banged by the ladyboy. I think your only fan subs would love seeing you sucking on a ladyboy willy. If she's cute, yeah, give her the tongue.

Just as long as she doesn't look like a man.

In any way at all.

No, like, mustache or Adam's apple, square shoulders.

I mean, if she's hot, I wouldn't even be embarrassed about it. I would just be very openly— I'm bang, here's my girlfriend, she's got a willy, so what? I wouldn't even be embarrassed about it if she's hot.

It's still a dude though. Yeah, but if the dude looks like a girl,

is it still a dude?

Like, if vegan sausage looks like a sausage but tastes like meat, is it a sausage? Technically, but who cares about technicalities?

Would

I suck the willy? Probably. I already suck Bobby.

Hmm, what should I do tomorrow? I might take some pictures of my car and maybe try tidy it up and then post it on some website, see what kind of price I can get for it.

I really hope I can get about 7K. I mean, if they buy it off me for 7K, they can mark it up to 9K. I need to find out what the average markup is.

20%, maybe just 10%.

Yeah, I changed the wheel. Got brand new wheel, 3 new tires.

It's a bit annoying that I spent all this money replacing wheels and tires and then I'm just going to sell it without even driving it anymore. I mean, I could go for a drive, but I just feel like, what's the point?

Apart from might be good for my mental health, going to Kit Hill, have a walk, throw my boomerang.

What if I just throw the boomerang and it never comes back? Or it comes back and hits me in the face? So I've got this boomerang. I kind of want to go to Kit Hill and throw it.

It would be a shame not to throw it. Maybe it's a sign.

It's weird the way it does come back. I've never used one before. I still haven't used this yet.

It looks kind of weird.

Look, like gears. I don't want to stick my willy in gears. I haven't tried this lube yet either.

I've got a lot of lube. Imagine I bring this to Thailand in my backpack and they take it all out. Wow, you prepared for a good time. Street soy cowboy.

Might do some exercise in a minute

before Asia Market opens.

No, viewer got me a bunch of lube cuz he thought it would be funny.

But I probably do need some more lube.

Bobby Brown's very dry.

He looked very slimy. Yeah, I got baby oil all over him by accident. What I do is, so I, I sit on top of him with his dick up my bum, and then whilst he bangs me I rub my dick in between my stomach and his stomach, so I oil him up so it slides nicely,

and then I cum all over his nipples.

Feels pretty good.

I barely even touch my dick. Like my dick's barely getting touched, but it comes really hard.

Sounds kind of gay. Yeah, I guess.

I don't usually do it. I only did it for the video.

Otherwise, usually I can't be bothered to put the dick on my bum.

Sometimes it's just too intense.

Yeah, I've applied for the visa. They're doing background checks. So they said it'll take 3 to 4 weeks. If I pass the background checks, that's it, I'm in. All I gotta do is pay the money, and then it says within a few days I'll get my visa. I just book a plane, I'll go to Thailand. 5 years,

see ya.

The biggest expense is the 15K. After that, it's easy sailing. I just gotta get a condo for like 300 a month. 5 years entry ticket to Thailand. I'd save so much money over 5 years.

And yeah, maybe I'll get bored being in Thailand, but I can just go hop over to Japan for a bit and then come back to Thailand.

3K a year.

Yeah, but if you think about it, I'm already paying 3K a year for council tax, road tax, car insurance, income tax, MOT. I'm already paying 3K a year for all this tax stuff and insurance when I could be paying 3K a year for a 5-year Thai visa with much lower expenses. So I'm already paying this 3K a

year.

I would just be taking that 3K a year and spending it on the visa.

It's extreme for a visa. Yeah, but you get a limousine VIP pickup from the airport and you get to use airport lounge. So if I do fly to Japan, I can sit in the lounge

and I get free face massage, spa stuff. And what else? I get a bunch of perks.

You could never stay in Thailand for 5 years. Well, I don't have to.

I can just go to Japan for a month or two and then come back to Thailand if I get bored. But I'll have a home in Thailand. That's the point. The point is to have a home in Thailand and use it as a home base. Instead of my mum's house.

That's basically the whole point.

I mean, I can't use the UK as a home base if it costs me £1,000 a month for rent and the airport's 5 hours drive away. It's not very convenient, and it's like 10-11 hour flight from many countries I want to go to. So I need a home base in Asia

and then we travel the world. I mean, not the world, Asia, I guess.

What would I do in content for Thailand? I'll do this sitting on my sofa.

I remember my first day in Thailand.