I GOT MY JOB BACK ：O

Testing.

Might go make a coffee.

Just making a coffee.

Such amazing news.

So happy.

Oh wow, thanks Karate Kid.

By the way, minimum dono is now at $2, and

so no more $1 TTS.

Suck it.

A lot of plotting against you on the

subreddit.

What are they plotting now?

Uh, yeah, so I got my job back.

I'm not banned anymore.

I'm able to log into the app.

Boss told me to start tomorrow, deliver as

many as I can.

I don't know how many parcels are stacked

up.

I'm sure someone has been delivering them.

Do you think there's like a week's worth

of parcels stacked up there?

No, he doesn't seem to know why I got

banned either.

So I don't know why I got banned.

I guess who cares if I'm back on?

Why would I even want the job back?

Well, I got my invoice yesterday and it

said I made £1,044 in April, and that's

pretty good actually.

And it would just be kind of stupid to

turn down free money for only a couple

hours work in the morning.

So yeah, tomorrow I guess I'm working all

day.

Depends how many parcels have been built

up.

Market's closed anyway, so I might as well

do something.

No, I'm not taking the video down.

The video made me a sweet

$20.

No, he didn't call me, he just messaged me

saying that— no, he messaged yesterday

saying that he's gonna chase them up and

get me back on tomorrow, which is today,

which I guess he actually achieved.

Just makes me think, why wasn't he chasing

up 2 weeks ago?

They must be getting real desperate there.

I bet I go there and it's just like

flooded with parcels.

So yeah, back to work.

Thought I could escape, but I guess my

destiny as a driver, I couldn't escape it.

People are going to send it to the

company, get you fired again.

I'm pretty sure they've already done that.

So it's too late now, isn't it?

If I get fired, I get fired, whatever.

I'll just take what life throws at me as

it comes.

At the end of the day, we don't have any

control over what's going to happen.

You just make decisions around what has

happened already.

And then hope for the best.

Kind of like day trading stocks.

Anyway, we're going to do the barbecue

today.

I'm just having a coffee.

There's not really anything to trade.

I took a sneaky long.

I made 9 pence plus 5 pence.

I lost 1 pence.

And 8 pence, and I made 32 pence, and I

lost 7 plus 3, so I don't even know if I

made any money.

I can't be bothered to add it up,

but I still got my triple shorts open over

the weekend.

Yeah, I love my job so much,

as you can tell.

It's just I really, really want more

money, and

The only way to get more money is to get a

job, and I don't think

I'm gonna find an easier job than this

where I can literally just show up

whenever I want.

I don't have anyone nagging me, and I can

do the job really badly and still not get

fired.

So I don't think jobs are going to come

much better than this.

Yeah, I'm gonna livestream barbecue.

I just thought I was gonna trade, but

there's like nothing to trade

and there's no news coming out apart from

the China tariff deal over the weekend,

which means the market's probably gonna do

nothing until next Monday.

It's like literally not doing anything

right now.

I can't be bothered, not sitting here all

day staring at it.

It's just that with— if I'm gonna get

£1,000 a month plus YouTube

plus some PayPals plus OnlyFans, I reckon

I can make like £2,700 a month.

That's insane.

Minus my expenses, I'm netting $1,500 a

month after expenses.

So let's go buy that TV, Switch 2, iPad,

fish tank.

I'm gonna buy it all now on my credit

card.

85-inch TV.

So in a year, I would make £17,000 minus

some council tax, some income tax, minus

couple hundred for random buying stuff.

I might have net £14,000 in a year, in 12

months, plus my stock money.

I have £19K.

I could pay off all my debts, including my

mum's debt.

In 12 months.

So let's see if we keep the job for 12

months.

That'll be amazing.

How's my day been?

Kind of good news, but also bad.

I don't know.

I feel weird.

Like, I want the job because I want the

money, but I also don't really want to do

the job.

But then I'm lazy to make good content, so

I don't know which one's harder, trying to

make good content or just delivering 80

parcels every day.

I don't really know how to make good

content,

to be honest.

Barbecue and gardening content.

Okay, I've got my coffee.

Let's go do the barbecue, I guess.

It looks warm,

and also neighbors aren't here.

Let's, uh, let's go do the barbecue.

Where's my camera?

Might get rid of all this text.

I might have chat there.

Put that.

Danny.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

The weirdo from last night is back with

the weird TTS.

Uh,

oh yeah, Mike.

Uh, testing.

Why is it so jittery?

Oh, because— wait,

let me just quickly reset Wi-Fi.

Testing.

The market is doing nothing, just like

Traveling Trader said, because there's no

news out.

And the market's just waiting for the

China news on the weekend.

Ooh, weather looks quite nice.

Got the steak defrosting.

Steak's been defrosted.

Fucking pie.

Got

to be careful not to say weird stuff too

loud because people could probably hear.

Wow, really nice weather for barbecue.

Buy stocks and ETFs.

I hate— I don't know why all these flies

keep flying into my conservatory and they

get stuck when there's a massive door

here.

Just fly out!

Are they blind?

I swear flies can't see for shit.

They've got these big googly eyes and they

can't see anything, and they get like—

they get stuck in the corner when all they

have to do is go that way and then fly

out.

It's not hard.

Jesus, that's so dark.

Better let the barbecue—

we got the luxury chair.

Hmm,

is that a good view?

What are these made of?

It smells like petrol.

It smells like

gasoline.

Oh my God.

I'm

scared.

Oh my God.

Maybe I should get some water.

I'm gonna get some water in case.

Oh, it's taking so long.

I got this.

Should I give it a little spray?

Oh my God, holy fuck, what is this?

Oh my God, it sprayed everywhere.

Holy shit.

They're swallowing the ground.

Oh, this takes forever.

Oh,

Jesus.

Why is he going out?

I can't understand why is it not doing

anything.

Barbecue is kind of boring, isn't it?

I can't cook anything now.

I've gotta wait until it starts burning.

It's like it's gone dead.

Oh shit, this is no

smoke.

There's no fire.

It's getting boring, might give up soon.

Holy shit, market's tanking.

Stupid fucking barbecue.

I hate barbecues.

It's not even hot.

Giving up in 3, 2,

1.

Boring.

Fucking barbecue, waste my fucking money.

Oh well, at least we tried.

The beans in.

Oh, I hate fucking barbecues.

Fucking charcoal.

Fucking stupid fucking charcoal.

Waste my fucking time.

Why does it smell weird?

Don't tell AJ I ruined the steaks.

AJ gonna be

pissed.

Well, AJ's not banned.

We got the whole wheel.

The

state's going

gray.

AJ's not banned.

Why are you saying she's banned?

I only banned one guy yesterday.

Why is it so hard to make charcoals light?

Now I smell smoke.

Oh, this is so long.

Stupid oil.

So did you like the barbecue?

Yeah, it was so good.

Go, go!

I want

a steak and broccoli, darling.

Steak and broccoli.

No, you fucking— fuck it, stop it, mate.

It's still raw.

Oh well, not a barbecue, but whatever.

Can't be bothered.

Stupid fucking charcoal.

I'm sitting there all afternoon trying to

light this stupid charcoal.

What a

mess.

I'm

still hungry.

I'll

go get my rubbish.

I think the bin men have come.

I didn't hear them come.

Everyone else has taken their rubbish in.

Interesting.

They took everything but the crisp packet

for some reason.

They took the food waste, which is what I

mean.

I guess the crisp packet goes in the black

packet.

Oh God, this stinks.

So they won't come and pick up the black

bag until next Thursday, I think.

Goddamn, market's tanking.

Holy shit.

Oh my God, I'm down minus 111.

Let's have a look.

Oh, look at that,

that beautiful tanking.

Look at that.

So glad I'm in my triple shorts.

I'll put a take profit down here.

That's my first take profit, and then

second take profit there, and then third

take profit there.

It's a long way down, but the reason why I

blew 60% of my account is because I was

short here.

Fucking market ripped all the way up

there.

So I'm not getting out my shorts until the

market gives me back my fucking money.

It's 8% down.

Yeah, I remember going short.

I went short around there and then it just

went straight up.

Liquidated me.

And then I went back into the short and it

still kept going up.

So I'm not getting out my shorts.

I think we've topped on the indices.

There's not going above this line, is it?

It's coming down.

Give it a week.

Next week we got loads of data coming out—

CPI,

PPP.

FBI.

Oh yeah, I saw your video, Go Herping.

You already made profit because someone

crashed your car.

You should just get someone to crash it on

purpose then.

That guy could have been your friend.

He's just like, whoops, I crashed it.

Accident.

Hmm, new money-making scheme.

No, I'm not doing a barbecue ever again.

I couldn't believe I burned those coals

for like half an hour and nothing

happened.

They just— the fire went out even after

chucking all that fuel onto it.

So hard to get a fire going.

I don't know how all these houses burn

down.

These charcoals are stupid.

They're like these round thick lumps and

it takes ages for it to actually start

burning, and all that happens is the

outside of it goes white.

Worst way to cook food ever.

So inefficient, so time-consuming.

Never again.

Why don't they make it small?

Why don't they put like little pellets of

charcoal?

Why is it like one massive lump?

So stupid.

Oh God, it's been over a week of pain

being down like 50%.

This stupid range up here needs to come

down, back down there,

complete the MMSM.

I drew this line here thinking this was

the top, and it kept going up slightly

higher.

This has to be the top now.

Now we're coming back down like that.

Yeah, I've not, um, I've not done my job

yet in this kind of weather, so probably

not going to wear my jumper.

It's weird I didn't notice the bin men

coming.

Because I thought I would have heard them.

At least they took the— I guess you can

put the food waste in a plastic bag.

Damn, my Ethereum's up like 60%.

Ethereum is up 60% this month.

Insane.

You know, maybe, um, I'm not going to be

able to pay my credit card because of

Barrick Gold, but I think thanks to

Ethereum I might be able to just scrape

by.

Also, I think my Traveling Trader Discord

membership is renewing tomorrow.

Should I cancel it?

I don't know.

I do like joining the Zoom calls.

It's, it's like, I don't know, a company

meeting.

And we're the employees and we're like

tuning into the boss's Zoom call.

It's kind of fun.

How much have you made from his trades?

I don't know really.

I think I can remember maybe 2 really good

trades that were his that I took.

One was the Jerome Powell speech, and then

the other one was shorting gold, and I

made like £5.

Yeah, I think it was this move.

You see this big— no, that's dollar index.

Wait, gold is here.

Yeah, I think it was this move here.

We shorted it from there all the way down,

and I made loads, but then I lost it all.

I don't know.

The reason why I've been so adamant about

this shorting the indices is because he

keeps going on about,

about how he's bearish.

So I'm like, okay, I'm bearish too,

which has, which has made me lose like 60%

at least 3 times.

So technically it's not his fault because

he never said, oh yeah, we're gonna short

from here, guys.

It's just I jumped the gun and I was like,

I'm going all in shorts here.

And then I thought this was the top, and

then I thought this was the top, and now

this is the top.

Also, his community made me lose money

because they're like, oh, I think this is

a long, this is a short.

So then I jump in too.

To be honest, he hasn't made a lot of

trades.

He is— it would be rare if he even makes

one trade in a day.

A lot of the— a lot of the days he doesn't

even make any trades,

and probably because he knows that if he

makes a trade, he risks losing money and

he risks looking stupid

when he's making $50K on Discord for

looking good.

So if he looks bad, he's going to make

less money on Discord, isn't he?

So it's in his best interest to not take

bad trades.

And if people complain, he will just say,

oh, being a day trader is about taking A+

trades, not taking any trade.

Which, I mean, he's got a point.

The less trades you make, the better,

really.

Yeah, his image is extremely important

because if he loses credibility, who's

going to pay $100 a month for his Discord?

In his field, credibility is so important.

So yeah, I mean, I started off, um, the

week signed up to his Discord at around

£4.

I'm currently at £777,

so you could say I doubled my money since

joining.

And really, I expect to get

£8.

I expect to get back up to £15 when this

downside move completes, but this is going

to take forever.

This could take weeks,

might not even happen this month.

This is a big move.

This is not a day trade, this is a swing

trade.

It's a multi-week short where the only,

the only setup Is the SMC bearish

divergence, the hawkish Fed tone,

things like, oh, Trump's tariff deal

wasn't as good as we expected.

It's more like a fundamental analysis, not

technical, although the technicals also

line up with the death cross.

Back in 2022, when the indices retested

the death cross, it tanked And then it

touched the death cross again and it

tanked again.

Wait, he posted a picture that was pretty

good.

Let me find it.

Um, oh fuck, good thing I'm covering the

camera.

Oh my God, my bum looks so sexy.

Dick cord.

Yeah, he posted—

yeah, he posted this picture.

So you got death cross when the green goes

over the red line.

Touched here, crashed.

Touched here, crashed.

Touch here, and then it started

rebounding.

So I think we're on the first touch.

Of the 200 MA,

so it should go like that and then try and

touch it again and go like that.

Let's put technical analysis.

So on the daily,

yeah, we touched it.

We touched the 200 MA up here.

Now we're going to go.

Like his picture.

See, look, crossed over here and the

market tanked.

That was Liberation Day and it went, and

then we bounce up and then we're touching

it again.

Now we're gonna go— I think all the signs

are pointing at the death cross remaining

intact.

Because there would have to be insanely

good news for it to just pump back to

all-time new highs.

Like, the Fed would have to say, oh, we're

cutting rates and quantitative easing

coming back,

and all China capitulated, we're getting

everything we want.

It's just not going to happen, is it?

That's why I'm bearish.

Look, we, we nearly touched it.

I think that's good enough.

Plus this line here has been respected 3

times, and SMT bearish divergence.

I think we go down.

I think we're going to go like that, and

I'm going to make £8.

That's a 2x.

Now this is not day trading.

Day trading is when you zoom in on like

the 5-minute chart or the 15-minute chart

like this

You look for a setup like here.

I actually see a little long.

Actually might go long.

I see higher high.

Do we have divergence?

Let me check quick.

Um, we don't have divergence, but we got a

double bottom with higher highs.

Not really worth going long.

I mean, you could maybe do that,

get a 2 to 1.

I would make 70 pence if it did that move.

It'd be pretty good.

There's no bullish divergence.

I'll go on the 15-minute, you can see it

better.

You got

higher, higher, higher.

That's the same, that's same, same there,

same, same, same.

30-minute.

No, no bullish divergence.

I wouldn't take a long here.

God, Train212 is so good.

You can get 2 stocks, put it side by side.

When you move it on this side, the cursor

is moving on that side too, so you know

exactly where it is.

I think it's going to tank more.

Yeah, I wouldn't go long today.

2 and a half hours already.

Why so early?

Well, I was doing a barbecue stream, but

then it completely failed and I gave up.

And then I got upset and I had a steak.

Wasted my money buying charcoals and

stuff.

And by the time I'm 60, this account's

going to be worth tens of thousands.

Yeah, okay, we're trading pennies now, but

we're, we're leveling up.

This is like the beginning of the journey

in an RPG when you start off at level 1.

You give it time, guys.

This is why you'll never make it as a day

trader.

You, you'll think, oh, we'll make the

money now and now, put in $1,000.

No, you work your way up from chump change

and you increase your level, improve your

skill,

and then if your account gets into big

money, that's because you earned it, not

because you cheated and you just added it

to your account.

You've got to earn it.

If I just add £1,000 in, I didn't earn it.

The only way I'll ever have £1,000 in this

account is if I earn it.

Because if you can't earn £1,000,

then, then you don't know what you're

doing.

So it would be dangerous.

Yeah, so I'm not really taking in trades

because I'm already in my shorts

and that's where I want to be.

I'll take a long if I see a long, but just

like a quick one,

a quickie in and out.

Oh God, I gotta go back to work tomorrow.

Fucking boss managed to get me back in.

I was hoping— oh, thank God I'm banned,

because I don't know, I pissed on a parcel

or something stupid.

But I just, I can't turn down £1,000 a

month.

Oh, it's been, I don't know, nearly 2

weeks I haven't done this job.

And the weather is really hot now, so I

mean,

I'll do it in the morning really early.

I think if you're outside between 12 and

5, it gets really hot, but before 12, the

sun's not at peak height.

No, you can lose money doing parcel work

as well.

Trust me, I've lost money.

I smashed my phone Because I forgot I

placed it in the door hinge and I had to

buy a new phone.

And then I got a puncture and I had to buy

a new tyre.

Someone said it doesn't cost £140 to buy a

new tyre.

Uh, it does if you get someone to come and

install it for you.

Yeah, if you buy a tyre on Amazon, it's

like £60, but then you gotta buy the jack

and you gotta buy the crank or the drill.

It'll take you ages cranking it.

The guy that came, he had like a powerful

drill thing, pneumatic.

He had this hydraulic car jack.

He just stepped on it 2 times, my car went

up.

So you gotta buy like hundreds of pounds

worth of equipment or get cheap stuff, and

then that's manual labor.

And then he had to get a hammer out

because he couldn't get my wheel off.

He said, oh, it's rusted.

He got a plank of wood and a hammer, and

so he put the plank of wood on the inside

of the tire And he's like whacking it to

get the wheel off.

I would not know you had to do that.

I would think, oh my God, my wheel's

stuck, I can't get it off.

And then I'd be scared to whack my car

like that.

He was just hammering my car.

So yeah, I don't think I would want to do

it myself.

I mean, if he's gonna break my car, then

at least it's not my fault, and then he

would have to pay for it, wouldn't he?

Go to a tire shop.

That's what I did, except they come to me.

Actually, I drive past the tire shop every

time I go to work.

I didn't notice, but I called them up and

they just came.

Came in a van.

You know, you know when my tire got

changed?

That was the day me and Sunny had the

fight that led to us breaking up.

It was the day before.

I was in bed listening to synthwave.

She was texting me.

She was supposed to come over the next day

to make burritos.

She was texting me and I was like not

texting much back, and then she got mad at

me, and then I just said, okay, good

night.

She said, oh, I don't really feel like

coming over anymore.

And I was like, oh, for God's sake,

whatever, good night.

So I wake up the next day and my tire's

flat.

I pump it, it goes flat again.

So I have to call the tire guy, he fixes

it.

I go to work and I'm at the depot, and

then I'm like, I text Sunny because I said

I'm sorry that I wasn't texting much.

And then she's still mad at me, so then

she starts having a go,

and then I get mad and I start having to

go back.

And that was it.

That was the last time we really texted.

And I thought,

God, I felt so scared that I might regret

this.

I said, I can't not do YouTube.

This is my final answer.

And then she said, well, then if you're

not gonna stop YouTube, then I'm not gonna

want to be with you.

And I said, okay.

And that was that.

It all happened on the day my tire got a

puncture.

And

then I went live, I did my rant.

She was supposed to come over Monday to

pick her stuff up, and she decided not to,

and she blocks me.

And then a few weeks later, she sends me

another message saying that she's reported

me to the police.

And then I blocked her.

She unblocked me, sent a message, and then

blocked me again.

And I was like, fuck you, I'm not letting

you just do this one-sided communication

where you get to say something to me and

then you block me before I can say

anything back.

So I blocked her so she can't do that.

I don't want to hear what you have to say

if you're not going to hear what I have to

say.

Not that I have— I don't really have

anything to say though.

I was just thinking, whoa, whoa, whoa,

let's not be hasty

and involve the police.

I'll take down the videos.

Jesus fucking Christ, woman.

Oh, by the way, I've reported— submitted a

report of harassment stalking to Devon

Police.

It would be in your best interest if you

do not talk about me anymore.

And then blocked.

This is an invitation— this is not an

invitation to reopen discussions.

It sounded like AI, like she just typed

into AI,

like really robotic sounding.

So I blocked her and I deleted WhatsApp.

Imagine the police saying, so what did the

offender say that caused you

emotional trauma?

Uh, he said I was annoying.

And his viewers called me Loggy.

Imagine the police

and they're writing it down in the report,

called Loggy by his viewers.

Oh my God.

Didn't do anything that could have been

reportable.

Yeah, I hope so.

She said she was getting rape threats on

Discord.

Yeah, I told you not to join the Discord,

didn't I?

Who asked you to join the Discord?

I told you it's full of a bunch of weirdos

and incels.

I didn't do the rape threats.

That's not my fault.

Report them, not me.

Why do I get reported?

Told you not to join.

Sony.

Uh, what?

The words?

Yeah, mate.

Um, delete the blacklist.

Where are my scissors?

There's just one bit of hair that's like

weirdly long compared to everything else.

Got it.

Oh, I'm stuffed.

I had a steak, broccoli, and 4 spoons of

Huel, which is like 400 calories.

I don't know if I'll have dinner.

I guess I will, like 9 o'clock.

Very disappointed with the barbecue.

I didn't realize it'd be so hard to light

it.

It would have taken probably an hour or

more to light it.

I did stack the coals.

I've made like a little mountain over the

firelighter.

The firelighter went out.

I think coals, they're stupid.

They're really big and thick.

They, they need so much heat to get going.

Why not just break it into smaller bits so

it's easier to start burning?

Why'd you gotta use coals anyway?

Why can't you just like use some wood?

I'm done.

I'm not doing barbecues anymore.

Too much work, too much effort.

Completely against my ethos.

Minimum effort, maximum outcome.

God, I wonder how many parcels are waiting

for me.

I'm pretty sure they've been delivering

them because otherwise there would be

1,000 parcels, 2 weeks worth of parcels

stacked up.

But he said do as much as you can

tomorrow, which sounds like there's a lot.

So I'm probably gonna do a double shift

tomorrow since market's closed.

Might as well make like, uh, £70-80.

I've missed nearly 2 weeks of earnings.

That's like £400, I reckon.

I reckon that's like £400.

I might ask if I'll get compensated.

I don't know, probably not.

It's just so stupid.

They just banned my account for two weeks,

no explanation why, and then just let me

back on.

Damn, the video quality looks really good,

don't you think?

Damn, I look sexy with my stomach.

God, I just want to get naked on camera

and bathe in the sun so badly.

Damn, I look hot with my stomach showing

like that.

I want to get a little skirt, walk around

the house with no underwear.

That way at least it feels like there's a

girl in the house.

God, I just wish, you know, like, the

house is great and everything, but there's

one thing missing.

Hot girl wearing a little skirt walking

around with no socks on, no underwear, and

just slap that butt anytime you want.

Like that.

Oh my God, I wish I had that.

I'd buy her like little pink panties and a

pink skirt.

She can walk around my house.

Doing the cleaning whilst I trade stocks.

And then if I start getting stressed out,

she'll come blow me in the garden.

My wildest dream.

Maybe if Cripps Cutie comes, I'll get her

little outfit.

I saw some hot outfits on Temu.

Like, um,

I don't know, I like those little skirts,

like frilly skirts, short ones.

I think it's funny I was doing such a bad

job and they let me come back anyway.

Do you think they've seen my bad reviews

and the terrible pictures I take?

Sometimes I'm so quick taking the picture

it's all blurry and I'm like, fuck it, I

can't bother.

I don't think I'm really that into the

Japanese schoolgirl outfit anymore.

A bit boring.

I'm more into like lacy net, maybe

stocking kind of lacy stuff.

I think I need to poop.

The Pope needs to poop.

Be right back.

Might sit in the conservatory.

31% battery.

Oh my God, these floor tiles are so nice

and cold.

Oh, I was whining about them non-stop in

winter.

My God, it's nice when your feet are hot

and sweaty.

They're so nice and cold.

Oh yeah,

but I keep getting this retarded looking

crypto guy as an ad.

Look at his stupid face.

He's like, oh yeah, I'm such a Chad

trading my cryptos.

Cringe smile.

That's the cringiest crypto ad I've ever

seen.

Stupid face.

It's like, oh look, I'm so cool trading my

cryptos on my phone, don't need a real

job.

No, I'm not making any more videos about

Every.

Not really much else to say.

Oh God, we should shut the fuck up.

Meh, meh, meh, meh all day long.

What is even the point?

Goddamn flies, get out my conservatory!

All these damn flies.

All day.

There was a delivery this morning for 2

packets of cigarettes to be delivered

nearly all the way to Falmouth.

It's like an hour drive away.

£30, £35, pretty good.

I guess I could have taken it.

I guess since I'm getting my job back, I

might as well just pay for another month

on Travelling Traders Discord.

It says it's renewing tomorrow.

I think there's still value to get out of

it.

I think there's still more to learn.

How do I get my job back?

The boss just messaged me saying that he

got me back on.

Now I can do YouTube, OnlyFans, trading,

and my job.

I should make at least $2,500 a month.

So we've got 3 weeks left in May.

I mean, yeah, May.

3 weeks.

I make 500.

I didn't make 1,000.

Divide by 30 times by 21.

I should make 700 in 3 weeks,

but I don't have access to that early.

I only have half of that.

Early access.

So it's £350 for my job, I think, and

early access.

And then I should be getting paid the

remaining £500 from April next week,

and I'll be paying— get paid by YouTube

£1,185.

Could make about

£300 OnlyFans, maybe £120 PayPal.

It's pretty good, £2,455.

And then minus my overdraft, I'll have

£593 left.

And then minus the IKEA loan,

minus

maybe a bit more food, £440.

Minus my Amazon credit card,

So I need 5,400

in stocks.

No, no, that's 1,000 too much.

I need 4,400 in stocks.

Yeah,

wait, I've already got that.

I've got 4,200 stocks and I got 380 in

crypto.

Wait, I could pay it off now.

No, I think it's still gonna go up more.

Crypto summer's here and Bitcoin's gonna

rip to like $150K.

It's probably gonna pull back now because

it filled the gap there.

Now it's gonna pull back.

It's probably going to pull back to 94K

and then do a cup and handle.

Cup and handle pattern forming.

Look, there's the cup.

Now it's going to pull back, make the

handle.

So it could pull back to 93K,

92K.

I would add more.

But not yet.

Uh, same thing for Ethereum, I guess, but

Ethereum hasn't filled the gap yet.

Ethereum could fill the gap at $2,700 and

then pull back down to $2,300.

My prediction.

No, I only want to sell all my assets if I

have enough money to pay off all the debt.

That includes IKEA loan, overdraft, all of

the Amazon card.

Oh, these stupid flies, they keep coming

in here.

Get out!

Why is this buzzing around in a circle in

my conservatory?

Yeah, what if Travelling Trader is paid

off by some massive hedge fund?

The hedge fund pays him a million dollars

a year and they say, we're gonna go short,

so you tell your viewers to go long, and

then we're gonna trap them.

It could be a conspiracy.

Yeah, so I'm only gonna sell my stocks and

assets once I've hit— I need probably

£5,000.

The overdraft of £1,800 will be paid off

easily this month by my earnings, and then

next month

June.

I also need a buffer though, cuz the

beginning of June I'll get wiped out

again, back into overdraft.

So I really need a buffer of about £1,000

really,

cuz I hate having to start off every month

in overdraft.

It's so annoying.

To stay out of overdraft, I need to have

at least more than my expenses in the bank

account before the beginning of the month.

So I need £1,200,

so I need £6,200.

Probably not gonna get that with Barrick

Gold, and unless something incredible

happens.

But if the market can crash, I would be up

another £200 more.

If I can get like 20% gain on my stocks,

I'd be at £5,000 plus my ETH.

Could nearly get to £6,000.

It's a hard reach though.

Oh, I'm back at £8!

I'm only down 14% now.

Not bad from 60%, eh?

See, I told you that's not a long.

No bullish divergence.

I would not take a trade without SMT.

We're back at £8.

How's Barrick Gold doing?

Barrick Gold's holding around $19.

I do see inverse head and shoulders there.

If market tanks, this would definitely go

back up to $21,

and then I probably should sell some.

Seems like $21 is as high as it can go

before coming back down again, but then at

some point it's going to break out, isn't

it?

And then reach up to $24.

Never get in debt again after this.

Yeah, I know.

Barrick Gold and ETH.

Opposites.

Yeah, that's why it's good.

So if the market rallies, crypto is going

to rally too.

So then I can sell my crypto.

And then when the market tanks, Barrick

Gold is going to rally and my S&P 500

short.

Yeah, I know.

I really don't want to get in debt again.

So the reason why I'm in debt in the first

place is because I didn't pay my taxes

properly.

That's not going to happen again.

I lost $15K in stocks.

That's not gonna happen again.

I'm a seasoned investor now.

And then also I moved all the way here,

had to rent a house and get furniture and

everything.

That could happen again, but it won't be

as expensive this time around because I

won't have to live in a hotel for a month

whilst I'm looking for a house.

I'll be living here whilst I look for my

new house.

So now I've got my job back, I kind of

would have to stick around this area,

unfortunately.

Guess I'm living here for the rest of my

life.

Could get a furnished flat.

No, that doesn't exist.

I did about 15 house viewings.

Every single one was unfurnished.

One came with a fridge.

That was it.

I manifested my job back into my life.

Sometimes when you don't want something,

it will come back into your life.

When you desperately want something, it

won't come back into your life.

You got to manifest what you don't want,

and then it will come into your life.

So I don't want a million dollars.

I don't want to be a gay trader.

No, they don't have furnished apartments

here.

This is the countryside.

People move out and they take all their

furniture with them.

It's not a guest house.

So yeah, I've got all the furniture, so if

I did have to move, I wouldn't have to

spend £2,000+ again to buy it all back

again.

So I got— these are my assets: my sofa,

£500 asset, my bed, £400 mattress and the

frame, the pillows, bedsheets.

I won't have to buy these things ever

again.

So yeah, setting up a new home is

expensive at first, but then once you're

set up, you're good.

If you move again, you can just use the

stuff you've already bought.

I think if I have to move out,

the only expenses would be booking a

moving company to move my stuff.

Which won't be that expensive because I'll

be moving nearby.

What other expenses?

I'd have to pay a deposit, but then I'd

get the deposit back from here, wouldn't

I?

It just probably would take a bit of time.

What else?

Yeah, the main thing is I won't have to

spend like £2,000 a month.

To stay in a hotel whilst I look.

Now, movers don't cost that much because I

was looking at movers to see how much it

would cost to move my stuff back home, and

it costs about £300, or £500 if you get a

driver and a driver's mate.

If you don't get the driver's mate, you

might have to help the driver carry the

bed and stuff.