sad and lonely night

Ahem. Okay, I think it's working.

Okay, I got my secondary webcam here so

you can see my fingers.

Twin camera setup,

very professional.

There's too many things going on now,

it's confusing me.

Guess what I got? I got

this.

I wanted to put it together on the stream.

It's kind of fiddly. Wow, my room's

getting really hot. We found out how to

turn on the heating and now I don't know

how to turn it off.

Now it's getting too warm for my robe.

Show me what those fingers can do,

drooling face. Oh, thank you, Brad.

They can do many things.

Fix my hair.

Not sure how to do the camera. I could

point it down on this one like this. How

Get rid of this one because this one's

kind of low quality. This one's better

Just point this one down.

It's a very special device.

Oh my God, I wish people would stop going

on about, didn't you quit YouTube?

I thought you said you quit.

Surely you must know by now that I was

trolling.

Jesus, do I have to explain every

time I troll?

God, as if I would actually quit YouTube.

Can you imagine me quitting YouTube? Why

would I quit?

Even if the whole channel got demonetized

and I wasn't making any money, I would

still do it because

why not?

See if you can guess what it is before I

tell you. First person who knows wins a

prize.

Oh, made out of metal.

It's made out of metal.

Look at that.

Oh, it makes a noise when I shake it.

Doesn't sound good.

This is so Nerdy. I love it.

I can't believe I spent £40 on this junk.

Get those knees out.

What are my plans for 2021? Well, I'm

going to make £100,000 on the stock market

and not

gonna move to another country for a girl

again, that's for sure. My days of moving

to a country for a girl is— are over.

They can come to me and I don't mind

paying for them to come here or helping

them come here, but I don't really feel

like traveling all across the world to

meet girls anymore. I'm just, I don't

know, lazy, I guess. I've got really long

leg hair. Ugh, I pulled it out.

Thought you were gonna sniff crack. No,

get banned on YouTube. It's a little

flute.

Almost thought you was gonna sniff crack.

I would never do drugs. That's dirty.

Okay, how do I put this together? You've

got this little thing here.

What?

I'm guessing this goes in here.

Why did it all come in little pieces? Why

doesn't it just come already assembled,

ready to go. And then I also have the

liquid. Where is it? Got the liquid here.

It's premium liquid full of drugs.

I mean, not full of drugs.

Smells like banana, banana juice.

Oh, it smells like fruit.

I miss the times when I had the vape in

Japan. Remember, people thought I looked

really cool. I had all those special

flavors. This one is— oh, there's orange.

And this one is blueberry.

This one is melon.

This one is strawberry. Strawberry sounds

nice. And this one's

banana. You called

me old and skinny. That's why I took

your role, Ollie.

I demand a formal apology.

I'm just messing with you, our friend

Tears of Joy. Your cool thumbs up.

Oh, thank you. You're also

cool. Okay, so which flavor should

I go for? I want banana. I think banana

Banana juice.

Why is everything wrapped in plastic?

I'm not skinny, I'm just thin-boned.

Like, some people aren't really fat,

they've just got a wide skeleton. I've got

a very slender and delicate skeleton.

I can't really change my skeleton.

You know what the sad thing is? If I put

all my money into Bitcoin last year

instead of going to Germany, I'd be rich

now. But no, why didn't anyone tell me?

It's all your fault.

Oh look, there's like a little injector

thing. What if I drink it?

Thank you for the quality content.

Oh, thank you, David. Very kind of you.

So how do I get the liquid into— oh, this

is so complicated. I didn't expect this to

be this complicated. I thought you just

take it out of the box. I didn't have to

do this with my old one. How did I do the

old one? The old one had like a little

plastic cartridge and it just clipped onto

the top of the vape. This one I have to

squirt the liquid into the chamber and

then assemble it all together. Where are

Now no one told me about investing back

last year in March when the whole thing

crashed. So annoying.

You need to squeeze it into the tank.

Oh, it unscrews like this.

Wait, what? Won't it spill

out the bottom? There's a hole.

Do I put this thing— I think this is the

coil. This.

Can you see?

It doesn't go in.

I— ugh.

It looks like it's supposed to screw in.

There's a screw thread. Or does it go in

this end?

It doesn't go in.

Oh my God,

I didn't think it would be this difficult.

My leg's itchy.

Okay, let me find the instructions.

Look.

Oh, okay, okay. You put this bit on

this bit like

this. Oh, thank you,

Crypto Banker. Are you rich now from

the crypto?

What?

No, this bit goes here, I think.

But nothing screws in.

Maybe this goes in here.

I can't do it.

Why did they make such a complicated

thing? Help me.

Nothing screws in to anywhere.

Atomizer. Why is it called an atomizer?

The brand name is Camritec.

K-A-M-R-Y. So this must go here.

But it doesn't screw in.

It doesn't fit in the hole. What is this?

Has no one used one of these before?

Oh, it's going in. Oh, it does go in. You

kind of have to push it in and twist.

It's kind of heavy. Would you use this in

a party?

Would you go to a party and pull this out?

Your friends would think you're so cool.

How'd you hold it?

Like this?

It looks so funny.

Imagine you're at a party and all your

friends go out to smoke, and then you pull

this out and you're like, puff puff, and

they're like, what the fuck is that?

I think I'd be too embarrassed.

Okay, well, I didn't put this thing in.

I don't even know what it is.

Stupid thing, isn't it?

I went to one party back in 2017—

was it? No, 2016 Christmas. I went to a

Christmas party with the petrol station.

It was so weird.

Dude, the robe and pipe, Hugh Hefner

vibes. Hugh Hefner. Yeah, I've got the,

the bathrobe and now I've got a pipe. Now

all I have to do is stand by a fireplace

and have a glass of wine.

Yeah, when I was working at the petrol

station They took me to a Christmas party

and I met the owner of the petrol station.

He shook my hand, he gave me a £50

Christmas bonus. And then I danced with my

friend from high— from secondary school.

I danced with his mum, put my hands around

her waist, and we did the tango. No, not

the tango. What is it when, like, a

ballroom dance? I put my arm around her

waist and then she took my hand and she

led me. It was so embarrassing.

Oh, I get it, I get it. It goes in like

this. So I need

to put this in and then squirt this in the

hole. The banana juice. That sounds so

wrong. I need to squirt this banana juice

into the hole. Into the chamber.

Okay, it's coming out.

Can you hear? Oh,

it's like a gel.

Oh wow, it smells like banana.

Okay, that's enough.

And then this goes in here,

pushes down.

Hopefully it doesn't leak.

Read Pia's comment. What did she say?

And some people were saying that Mira M in

the comments was Mira. That's not Mira.

You need to let it sit with liquid in the

thing for at least 10 minutes to soak

through. You'll ruin the wick. I didn't

know there was a wick.

Okay, I'll leave it in for 10 minutes.

I want to make sure it doesn't spill.

There's, there's a gap here.

Oh no, it doesn't come out the gap. I

think it's tight when you screw it in.

Can you get the nicotine effect if you

drink the liquid that has nicotine in it?

This doesn't have nicotine in it, but what

if you drink it? What would happen?

Get out of stocks, they're gonna crash.

What do you mean? We're at an all-time

high.

My stocks are booming. Everyone said, oh,

you can't make £1,000 a month, Daniel.

I made £7,000 in 2 months. I'm a stock

trading pro. You're just jealous. Get out

of stocks. Stocks, they crash, that money

will flow into crypto.

So what now, we leave it for 10 minutes to

do what? What for?

Do do do do do do do.

Everyone's saying, "Oh, the market's gonna

crash. Market's gonna crash." They've been

saying that since I started last year in

October. It's not

crashing. Everyone keeps trying to say it

Whatever, I think you'll be fine.

Cover the air holes and suck on the tank.

What? Why are there air holes in it? This

is so complicated compared to the one I

had in Japan.

Remember the one I had in Japan, that

little black stick,

and then you just buy the tip for the

liquid thing?

I really wanted a long pipe, like a

Gandalf pipe. I thought it'd be funny,

but this was the best one I could find on

Amazon. They didn't really have a long

one.

Chihiro used to say I look lame smoking

it. She didn't like it because she's got

asthma, and then every time I tried to

smoke it when she was home, she got really

angry. She was like, don't smoke that,

you're gonna give me a coughing fit.

I said, calm down, you're not even near

me. She wouldn't let me smoke it when she

was home. She said I looked like one of

those teenagers trying to act cool. Pfft,

what does she know?

What does she know? You bought

a single-use vape. No, I didn't. If it

was single-use, then how come you can

refit it? Okay, I'm gonna try switching it

on now. I'm a bit scared.

I don't know how to turn it on. Do I have

to charge it up?

Whatever, just press the on button.

Nothing happens.

Hmm,

maybe I need to charge it. Press the

button 3 times.

How do I know if it's on? Oh, there's a

light around it, but it's not doing

anything.

Maybe I have to hold it down.

I think I need to charge it.

Chihiro says you'll report your SD card.

There's nothing on the SD card. Less

incriminating. There's like one video

of me having sex with a woman. As if the

police care. Chihiro says she will

report your SD card. Lol.

Lol. Who says lol?

There's like one video of, of me with a

girl. Not a girl, like a 40-year-old

woman. So unless that woman actually steps

forwards and makes a statement saying

she was secretly— I mean, saying she was

filmed, not secretly. I would never do

that.

Now I could turn myself in. I could phone

up the Japanese police and say, hello,

um, 2 years ago I filmed myself having

cheesecake Just thought

I would let you know. What is your opinion

on US weed stocks now that legalization is

likely?

Okay, I'm charging my pipe. My opinion

on stocks? I don't know. I mean, my

opinion on weed stocks? I don't

really care about weed, to be honest. The

thing, I don't mind people smoking weed,

it just smells bad. I lived in Rotterdam,

everywhere you go, everywhere just smells

like weed. And then the people upstairs in

my apartment were smoking it every day and

I could smell it wafting down. It just

smells like armpit.

Touch your armpit now and smell it.

That's what it smells like. It's like

smell of armpit is just everywhere.

I don't know why people are so addicted to

weed. I tried the weed brownie and it was

horrible. It made me feel like I was in a

dream, but I couldn't snap out of the

dream. And then it made me incredibly

horny and I just wanted sex for like 24

hours straight. It was like Viagra.

Really strange. Good thing I wasn't alone.

Imagine if 2 people got high and then had

sex. That would be crazy. So I felt like I

was this demented demon in the sheets

when I was high. Like, I just wanted more

and more sex. I couldn't get enough.

Imagine if 2 of— 2 people were like that.

At the same time. Maybe I'll look that up

on Google. Couple having sex whilst high.

Yeah, I'm gonna Google that afterwards

when I go to bed.

Why am I calling it cheesecake and not

cereal? I don't know, I got bored with

cereal. I thought we could do with a new

word for it.

Why are you calling it cheesecake and not

cereal? I think cheesecake sounds funnier.

I wish I called it cheesecake in the first

You might consider there was something

else in the brownie. Do you think they put

Viagra in the brownie? Can you imagine if

you had Viagra and you worked in a kitchen

and you just secretly Put loads of Viagra

into the food and just made all the

customers really horny. What happens if a

woman takes Viagra? Does it affect them

Will you go living in Thailand next?

I don't know about Thailand. It just—

I don't know, I've never really been

interested in Thai girls. They just don't

really look attractive to me.

Oh yeah, you do press it 5 times. Who said

it was 5 times?

Oh, it's making a noise. Oh,

what's happening?

Oh, do I have to hold down this button

whilst I suck? Okay, let me try.

It works!

Did you see?

Danny, do you have a motorbike?

It looks so cool.

I don't know why it's so funny.

It's the little joys in life that makes it

good. Home equal oncoming fist medium skin

tone. Oh, thank you, Underground.

This is the best vape I've ever had.

Look, you can stand here like this.

But is that how they hold a pipe? How do

they hold real pipes? Is it like this?

They hold it here, don't they? They don't

hold it by the pipe.

Let me Google it.

Man smoking pipe.

Yeah, they hold it but at the bottom like

this. It looks like Gimme a Break Man.

I love it.

Why is— I want to see what it looks like.

On my stream on my phone.

Why is it not playing?

It looks cool. I look

so cool. Damn,

can't believe she dumped me.

Amazing jazz and stand in the rallyway,

haha, open mouth smile. No, I need to

stand by a fireplace and I need a glass of

wine. Wow, this is

so nice. This is way better than my

Japanese vape. I'm scared to inhale it

though. Listen, when you press this

button, what is it doing?

Oh, the smell is reminding me of Japan for

some reason. It has that same vapey smell

that my one in Japan had. Well, I'm

getting 2019 flashbacks.

When I got the— it was when— when did I

get it? It was when I went back to Japan,

2019, July, and I bought

a bunch of stuff, didn't I? I got the

curved gaming laptop, the curved gaming

monitor, and I got the vape, and I was

playing Minecraft and Resident Evil 2 on

It's burning the liquid. Don't press it,

Woody. Is it making my voice deeper? Wow,

I sound pretty cool. Hello, do you

like my new voice? It is making it deeper.

What up, yo? Bendin here.

I should suck on this before I make

videos. Then I can be like, hey, I'm

Daniel. I live with my

Okay, what should I do with it now? Oh,

what if I turn the light off and then use

my purple lamp?

This would look cool.

Watch.

No, that didn't work. I don't know what I

was trying to do. I want it— I

want the smoke to look purple.

No, it's not really working.

I like it. I recommend this. Maybe I

should do a review and then put an Amazon

link down below.

Do I still have the mushroom lamp? Yeah,

I do. It's in my cupboard.

But I got a new lamp. This one.

It looks better. It's more modern.

It looks funny.

Puff puff.

I'm very pleased with my purchase.

When I got the It was when—

it looks good.

Okay, next I'll show you my, my next new

toy. I'm not sure if I want to break it

out now. I don't want to, you know, bring

everything out in the beginning.

How do I make a circle?

Don't know. When am I turning

32? In March, so 2

months and I'm 32. Am I going to get a

bigger bed?

No, no, I don't need a bigger bed. I'm all

alone.

Did I speak to Mira? No, I blocked her.

Wasn't really interested in what she had

I'm done with her. Finished.

Why would I want to talk to her anyway?

The smell really reminds me of Japan.

Wow, there's this strange kind of vapor

Really brings me back to the Chihiro days.

You're not in love anymore? No, I'm not.

I don't think I'm in love anymore. I don't

know what happened, but I guess I got fed

up with the whole situation. I was

spending so much money living there, and I

hated living there. And even when she came

over, it wasn't really fun. We would just

sit around watching TV, not really doing

anything. And then she wasn't interested

in anything I was interested in,

and I wasn't interested in anything she

was interested in. So it just— it kind of

felt pointless spending time together

because I want to look at stocks and do

YouTube stuff, and then she would just

read her book. Or chat to her friends,

and then we didn't really talk when we

were together.

So I felt more and more like, what's the

point of her coming anyway? What's the

point of me being here? So I think we

just kind of drifted apart. I was so

obsessed with her in the beginning of last

year. It was crazy how obsessed I was with

her.

But after a while, this vape thing seems

kind of pointless as well. But in the

beginning, it's funny,

and then you start thinking to yourself,

why am I sucking this and blowing it out?

It's not really making me feel good.

Smokers do it because they get, they get

that good feeling from the nicotine, but

there's no nicotine in it. So you're just

puffing out vapor for no reason apart from

it looks kind of funny.

Kind of bored of it now.

I left the channel during the Mida arc.

Well, not much happened during it. I went

to Germany. I've tried to film some travel

stuff, but I guess people just not

interested in travel stuff. I tried going

To different Airbnbs. I tried to find

interesting Airbnbs to film, like the

triangle-shaped Airbnb. I went

to the capsule hotel. I stayed in a boat,

and they all got terrible views. People

just didn't care.

And then I made a bunch of fake stuff like

therapy, getting a job. None of that was

real, but I didn't really know what else

to do for content.

Can I date a fellow YouTuber? Well, the

problem is everyone hates me on YouTube,

don't they? Name one person on YouTube who

doesn't hate me. Anyone who associates

with me are gonna get cancelled, aren't

they? 'Cause there's all this negative

stuff about me out there.

The only person who would collab with me

would be TkyoSam or maybe Venus Angelic,

but they're in Japan.

But anyone bigger, really bigger than me,

who cares about their channel are not

gonna want to have anything to do with me.

I don't, I don't even know what kind of

videos we'd make together anyway. All my

content comes from me having cheesecake

with a girl and then complaining about it.

So unless we have cheesecake, there's not

really much content to be had

unless you just want to see us walk around

doing nothing, which I've done before.

I met George, we walked around in Korea,

people didn't care, got 18K views. I met

up with a bunch of people did videos with

them, but because there was no drama and

no sex and I'm not gay, people thought it

was boring. People only think it's not

boring when I either get rejected by a

girl or I sleep with a girl and then she

dumps me or something, and then I have an

epic rant about her. But people don't want

to see me do normal boring stuff,

which is why the channel died, because I I

don't want to do crazy stuff anymore. I

just kind of want to stay at home.

I tried really hard to go viral 2019,

you know, going to the slums, doing the

sex doll stuff, but nothing worked.

I don't hate you, but him a dude so.

Well, thank you.

Thanks for not hating me, I guess.

Yeah, I, I tried really hard to blow the

channel up, but everything failed, didn't

it? And I

don't really feel like I can top moving

to Japan, getting married, Getting a sex

doll, cheating, and then getting divorced.

Apart from that, what else? How, how could

I do better than that? Apart from having

a child, I guess, or burning my

house down. I don't know. If,

if moving to Japan, marriage, divorce,

sex dolls, and cheating was not enough,

then I don't know what what else could be.

I don't know what else could be better

Elvis the Alien brought me here, do more

collabs. Thanks, but I don't

think anyone wants to.

I think my YouTube days are over, really.

We're just riding out the wave before

it crashes. Elvis, the alien brought me

here. Do more collabs.

Thank you.

Oh look, it's coming out the holes.

I think the problem now is, um, the only

thing that's on my mind is the stock

market, and I know you guys don't care

about the stock market, so I'm not gonna

start making videos about stocks because I

know people don't care about it. But

that's all I'm thinking about recently.

I'm not really thinking about, oh, social

anxiety, and I'm so lonely and depressed,

and I want a girlfriend. I kind of don't

really care about that stuff anymore.

I don't really want to talk about it.

It's just boring now.

Have I been outside today? No, I went

outside a couple days ago to make that

video. Yeah, it's pretty cold recently.

My fingers are frozen when I go outside.

I started lifting my weights again.

Would you go back if Chihiro wanted you?

No, I wouldn't go back to Chihiro. I'm

actually talking to this other girl now.

And we're talking about meeting. But you

know, lockdown is kind of getting in the

way of that, so it might not happen until

after March or April.

Am I still doing OnlyFans? Kind of, but I

got really lazy with it. I don't really

know what else to do for it now.

I still upload little clips from older

videos that I made ages ago.

You still doing OnlyFans? Because I send

you tips. I should make something,

I just don't really feel motivated. What

are your top 5 stocks? My top 5 stocks

are Palantir, NIO, Golden Nugget

Online Gaming, and Macy's.

And I recently got about 120 shares in

Tattooed Chef.

I really put too much into Palantir. I

want to get out of Palantir. Palantir is

just doing nothing and I lost confidence

in it now. I put too much into it.

What was I saying? Yeah,

I am chatting to this girl. She's quite

nice, and we're talking about meeting,

but it won't happen soon because of the

stupid lockdown. I think I heard on the

news people arriving in England, they need

to have a test. They need to be tested

negative to be allowed into the country.

So travel is just going to get harder from

now.

What am I smoking? I'm smoking banana

juice. Banana liquid.

I'm not really in a massive rush to meet

anyone. It would be nice, but I

kind of just came out of a relationship

just a few weeks ago, so I don't mind

waiting a few months, you know, to reset

and reorganize my

brain. YOLO it and put all your money into

Cureleaf, lol.

No, I don't think that's a good idea.

What is Cureleaf? Is it weed?

If I was gonna sell everything and then

put all of it into one stock, maybe I'd

put it into— I

don't even know. I don't even know what

would be a really good stock to bet

everything on.

Maybe NIO. NIO seems pretty strong.

Have I got the vaccine? No, I don't think

they're offering it to people my age yet.

They're only offering it to old people

first. Like 70

plus people,

70 or above.

NIO is crypto? No, NIO, the Chinese

electric vehicle company. I tried lifting

my 11 kg dumbbell and I couldn't even lift

it. I've really lost my strength.

Yeah, I got my dumbbells down here.

Before I went to Germany, I was lifting

and I could do about 5 or 6 reps with the

11 kg one behind me down there.

And after I went— after I stayed at Mina's

place for like 2 weeks, I stopped working

out because I got lazy. Number one, Her

room was very small, so there wasn't room

to do push-ups and stuff, and she didn't

have any weights. Number 2, it was summer,

and it was the hottest summer I have ever

had. Every day I was just sweating in her

grandmother's house. It was so hot.

There's no way I'd want to do exercise,

and I just kind of gave up on push-ups and

stuff, but I feel like getting back into

it now. So I feel really unfit.

I, I barely move. I feel like this

is really bad for my bones.

My muscles are just wasting away.

So I can do one rep on my right arm, and I

can't even do one on my left arm with the

11 kg. So I'm going to use

this one, which is This

one's 5 kg, so I'll work on the 5 kgs for

a couple weeks first. Like this. I'm gonna

put $1,400 on the next UFC card. Give me

luck. Oh, thank you, Oliver.

Good luck to you. That's very daring.

How much money do you have? $1,400?

I put £200 on Trump winning and I lost.

Everyone was telling me Trump's gonna win.

He didn't. I was watching the Trump thing

on TV, the storming of the Capitol

building. That was crazy. I was just

watching TV and suddenly they started

storming the building. I was like, what

the hell is happening? This is happening

now, live. And I was up until 2 AM

watching the news. I can't believe they

did that. It's crazy.

America always has good drama, don't they?

There's so much drama with Trump.

I'm just glued to all of the news

surrounding it now, just watching all of

these news channels.

It's interesting stuff.

Thankfully the market didn't crash. It did

dip for like a few hours, then it went

straight back up again. But apparently,

historically, civil unrest events don't

really affect the market— affects the

market much.

It was kind of shocking they could just

storm the building so easily.

I thought they'd get gunned down or

something. I guess you can't just gun down

a huge crowd of people. That would just be

really bad. Imagine if they tried

doing that in China. I think they would

get gunned down. Or in North Korea.

Why don't they just do that? Or just march

on Kim Jong-un?

They're not gonna blow up everyone, are

they? I guess they would prefer

to blow up everyone instead of getting

captured. Is Chihiro gonna

give the SD card to the police? I don't

know why people are talking about the SD

card again. It's like, Chihiro going to

give the SD card to the police? Yeah,

it's old news. It was drama from 2 years

ago. Why are people bringing up the SD

Also, the Hong Kong guy and Chihiro

streamed a couple days ago, didn't they?

I don't know why they've suddenly come

back out of the blue. I think it's because

I was talking about Chihiro quite a lot,

uh, these past few weeks, and I cried

about her, didn't I? Suddenly she's come

out of the woodworks with Casey. There is

appear together, don't they?

Like the Sith, they come in twos.

Casey looks really bad. I don't know why,

but he looks like he's been crying. His

eyes all puffy all the time. He looks sad

as well. What's wrong with Casey?

He looks like he's been crying all night

in the streams that he does.

Jeez, calm down, Casey.

I didn't watch it. I'm not really

interested in what he has to say. He just

goes on and on and on for so long.

Boring. I hate when people go on and on

and on and on about rubbish.

I don't know why he's still making videos

about me. It's just kind of sad at this

point. It's been 2 years, come on.

Still making videos about me and

streams.

Uh, wow, the text-to-speech

is not doing anything. Oh, it is.

Here it goes. If I prove to you that I

make at least 10K from betting from 1K

starting the next Card to the March card.

Would you be down to pick my bets?

Pick your bets for what? Fighting will

most likely have the same market cap as

alcohol. Something to consider even if you

do not like it.

How to add beauty filter to vlog filmed

with iPhone? What app or software do you

use in Post-production,

thank you. Thank you too. Wow, I can't

even reply to anything. Thanks guys.

Okay, first, if I prove to you I make at

least 10K from betting, I don't know, I

don't think it's a good idea to trust me

for choosing stuff,

and I have no idea about this UFC stuff.

Weed will most likely have the same market

cap as alcohol. Well, I tried

buying weed stocks before and I bought

high and I sold low because after I bought

it crashed down again. That kind of put me

off it. How to add beauty filter to vlogs

on iPhone? I use an app called Snow and

you can have filters and special effects

and stuff like that. It's pretty good.

I don't know why, but the default camera

on iPhone just makes you look really bad.

It makes you look really dull and the

saturation is low. It makes you look

lifeless. So Snow is good.

There's all different brightness settings.

Before, I was pretty against using the

iPhone to make videos because it just made

me look really bad. But now I found Snow.

It's free to use as well. And it has

a pause button, something I always missed

from Android. It's being able to pause

mid-recording. So you could pause and

then think about what you're gonna say

next and then say it and then pause. And

that way you don't have to keep starting

the video and then stopping and then

starting. And then you end up with like 20

little short clips and you have to put

them all together in a video editing app.

Snow's good because you can keep pressing

pause and then record. Why don't

I buy Apple stocks? Because Apple is

so slow and

I don't want to wait so long to be able to

make money. Since I,

I did buy some Apple back in October and

it didn't move at all for about a month

and I got bored with it and I just sold

it. And since last year October, Apple has

gone up like $10.

Apple's just a massive company already,

so the growth is kind of slow now. I'm

more interested in investing in upcoming

companies that have the potential to blow

up. I'm more interested in getting in

early. I feel like Apple is just way too

late to get in on Apple unless you're

willing to wait like 5 years or years.

It'll take years for Apple to, to grow a

but I guess it's a safe and stable company

to put your money into. But that's boring.

Don't want safe and stable.

If I want safe and stable, I just put it

into an ETF.

Snow app, you have to hold record button

down. And it's limited to 1 minute. No,

you just press it and then it pauses, and

then you press it again to unpause. And I

don't think it's limited. I made a couple

minutes long— couple minute long videos on

Would I buy a Tesla? I keep dreaming about

buying a Tesla for some reason. For some

reason, I am interested in the idea of

driving a Tesla. But Snow App, you have to

hold record button down and it's limited

to 1-minute recording, right?

No, I recorded for like 4 minutes on Snow

continuously. I keep

dreaming about driving a Tesla, and then

the other night I dreamt I was driving a

NIO in China, and I was in China driving.

And I went to a charging station to try

and charge the car up and I had to talk to

a Chinese man. It was really weird. It's

really seeped into my conscience.

Ice Poseidon said he wants to go to Japan

again, then I should go too and stalk

him. I quite like the streams he

did in Japan, they were nice.

But traveling is tough now.

Pretend to lose everything on the stock

market for drama. I already tried that,

didn't I? It was a video I made in

Rotterdam called I Made a Huge

Mistake, and then I had a sad face, and

then I was just talking about the stock

How long do I think the lockdown will

last? Well, they're saying it's going to

last until March, until the vaccines are

rolling out fully. So probably January

and February is going to be lockdown,

pretty strict lockdowns.

And then maybe end of February, beginning

of March, it might start easing up,

hopefully.

But even if I could drive, I I don't know

where I would drive to. Where would I go?

I guess I could just drive to some random

place and then sleep in the car, do

camping. I could get like a camping stove

and eat bacon. I could cook bacon from the

back of the Tesla and then livestream it

or something. But it's so expensive

getting a car and learning to drive.

Is it annoying when your wife tries to

change you? It's annoying when anyone

tries to change you. It's like your

personality and your character is getting

judged and attacked when people try and

tell you what to do. It's like they're

saying, you're not the person I think you

should be. It's like getting criticized.

I really hate being told what to do and

how to do things. I like doing things my

way. That's why— that's why I never

did well in school, and it's why I've

never been interested in going back to

school, is because I don't like being told

how to learn something. If I'm interested

in something, I'll learn it in my own

way from Googling stuff

and reading stuff and watching videos. I

don't like having a teacher telling me

stuff and telling me what to do. I like to

do stuff on my own. I just find it really

patronizing having a teacher.

That's why I've always had problems when I

had jobs. Because I hate— it's not that I

hate working, I hate being bossed around

and told what to do. I don't know why I'm

like that. I think it's because my parents

spoiled me when I was a kid, and I always

kind of got my way when I was young. So

when I grew up,

um, I didn't like being told what to do,

and I would just quit, or I would refuse,

or I just find my own ways to do things,

and then I'd get in trouble because it's

not the proper way. And then I'd

get fired or I'd quit out of frustration.

So that's why I don't want to go to

school, I don't want to get a job, I don't

want a teacher. If I was going to learn to

drive, I don't want a teacher. I just, I

just want a car and then practice driving

the car by myself. I'd prefer to just have

a field, like an open space or a car park,

and then just practice driving around in

it so I feel comfortable driving and I

feel comfortable reversing and checking

the mirrors. I don't want some guy next to

me going, do this and do that, and now

turn the wheel 90 degrees, and now check

the mirrors, and now Check this, and now

put your foot on the pedal. I don't want

to be handheld. That's the word. I hate

being handheld, especially in video games.

When you play a video game for the first

time, they make you do this stupid

tutorial. That pisses me off. It's like

they think I'm so stupid I don't know how

to play a game without you forcing me to

do a tutorial, especially those MOBA

games. Where they make you do the

tutorial. I've played so many MOBAs.

Yeah, I know you're supposed to attack the

mobs and then you power up and you get new

gear and then you attack the towers. And

they think I'm so stupid that I don't know

how to play a game. Force me to do the

stupid tutorial. Hand-holding. I hate

hand-holding. Same thing when you go to a

hotel in Japan, this stupid person is

explaining everything to you for like half

an hour. This is how you turn the light

on, and this is the aircon. This button

makes it hotter, this button makes it

colder. Like they think I don't know how

to operate a remote control. One last

question, your skin looks so beautiful

now. Do you use something to help in

livestreams or in your 10-minute vlogs?

Thank you. Oh, thank you, Spiral. I use

beauty filter level 6. And I use

my soft glow purple light. Makes my skin

look nicer. Do not use blue light ever.

Blue light makes your skin look so bad.

Red or pink light is best for

beautification. But my

skin looks really bad, to be honest. If I

filmed with a good camera at high quality,

you'd probably be shocked. It's not too

bad now. A couple weeks ago it was bad,

like I had all these spots on my chin,

but they've mostly healed up now.

That's one of the reasons why I never get

a good camera. I do have one here.

Back in 2018 I bought a good camera

because I was interested in it, and I

tried it and And my skin looks so bad, I

just put it away and never used it again.

Look, I got this Canon G5X.

It's a really good camera,

but it makes my skin look terrible. It's

got a flip-out screen, viewfinder,

5x optical zoom. Can I help you make tons

of money in crypto? Oh yeah, I'm gonna

film her secretly.

How is your sister doing? Does she have a

BF? Oh, there's no battery. Oh, thank you,

crypto. Can I help you make money in

crypto? Well, I already lost $10 today on

Bitcoin. I put $400 on Bitcoin for

about half an hour and it went down, so I

quickly sold it again. I lost $10. And as

soon as I sold it, it went back up again.

I don't like crypto. I prefer traditional

stocks. How's my sister doing?

She's doing fine.

She seems fine. She's practicing driving

her car. She bought a new car. She got

a Honda. Not a Honda Civic.

I don't know what kind of Honda, but it is

a Honda. She just practices driving

up and down the driveway. Maybe I'll try

it. Actually, I was thinking of doing a

video where she teaches me to drive. I'm

not sure if I remember. Last time I drove

a car, I was 18,

which was 14 years ago. Oh my god, I'm

old. I can't believe that was 14 years

ago now.

You're a noob.

No, you're a noob.

Yeah, I was kind of stupid with crypto.

Oh, I lost so much money. So first I put

£1,000 on Bitcoin

a couple months ago when it was 15K. I

sold it when it went up to £18K.

If I didn't sell it and I carried on

holding it until now, it would now be

worth plus £2,000, I think.

And I also bought Ethereum for about £600,

and then I panic sold when it crashed at

around £500. Now Ethereum's £1,200,

and I had it on 5x leverage, so if I

carried on holding it, it could have been

worth thousands by now. So stupid of

me. 'Cause it crashed a little bit,

didn't it, a few months ago, and I panic

and now I'm too scared to get back into it

because it just seems to be so volatile.

It goes up and then crashes and goes up

for no apparent reason.

Yeah, I was thinking we could make a video

together. She could film me trying to

drive her car, but then I'm worried I

might accidentally crash it or bump it

into, into the wall or

a tree or something. A bit scared. I don't

want to damage it. I said, why don't you

get foam and put a load of foam around the

car so it's, it's protected from

scratching or dents? I might accidentally

drive into my mum's car and then she'd be

really angry.

Ethereum's going to $100K.

Yeah, everyone says stuff like Bitcoin's

gonna go to $200K, $500K, a million.

When's it going to stop? Eventually it's

going to crash.

Yeah, going to 100K, just for your

information.

It might crash and then it will take 2

years again to go back up again. Then I'm,

I'm stuck with Bitcoin for 2 years and I'm

minus 10,000. I don't really want to be

stuck in minus for years waiting for it to

go back up again.

What gives you hope in life?

Well, I don't have no hope.

I guess I'm still hopeful that I'll find

the right partner and I'll find something

to do on YouTube which would get views.

And obviously I'm optimistic about the

stock market.

I don't know where the hope comes from. I

guess,

I guess in some ways I am optimistic. I

think I am a pretty optimistic person. I

just complain a lot. If I wasn't

optimistic, I wouldn't invest, and then

I'd be whining about not being able to get

a girlfriend.

I think getting girlfriends is kind of

like the stock market. You know,

sometimes the, the stock just goes down or

it goes sideways, and then you just have

to be patient for it to go back up again.

But in my experience, it's always gone

back up. You just have to wait long

enough. You might have periods of

inactivity,

but some— usually something happens.

Someone will message you and you get on

well and you meet up.

I just have to be patient.

Do ASMR videos. How? I don't know what,

what I would do. Can't you just count this

as ASMR? Just talking.

Reminds me of Japan. Green apple.

After I started investing, I feel like

everything in life is like the stock

market, really. It's just a load of things

going up and down.

Or sideways.

Yeah, I think that's true.

Your hair's sticking up. Yeah, I want to

make it like anime where it's spiky

but it keeps flopping down again.

I wish I could have anime hair where it's

nice and straight and spiky.

Oh, thank you, Ed.

Keep it up. I think I'll take a break

from weights because I did some yesterday

and I feel like it's aching a little bit.

Oh, I think that's enough.

But I don't want to do press-ups— push-ups

again. I hated doing push-ups. It makes

all the blood rush to your head. Doesn't

feel good. I prefer doing the weights.

It's just— it doesn't seem so hard.

It doesn't seem so stressful.

My goal is I want to do— I want to be able

to get back to doing 5 reps on the 11 kg

ones. That one behind me.

These were actually my dad's weights when

he was weightlifting. My dad used to have

the Arnold Schwarzenegger guidebook.

I don't know where it is now, but he used

to have it in his bedroom. And he used to

have like a bench press thing. I remember

it was in our old house. And then he had

those weights, those red metal ones. That

you screw on. Oh,

out of breath.

I think the gray ones are like concrete.

There's concrete inside of them. Because

when you bang them together, dust comes

out of it. Yeah, this is a nice camera,

but it's got a clicky thing. Look,

it's got a flip screen viewfinder.

But I never feel like using it. It just

feels like it takes too much effort.

You've got to transfer the files from the

SD card. I hate SD cards.