I Wasted My Money On Belle Delphine's OnlyFans

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This is kind of embarrassing to admit to,

but a few days ago I wasted money on Belle

Delphine's OnlyFans. And I'm not very

happy with my purchase. I would like to

make a formal complaint. This has been the

biggest waste of money all year round. So

I thought I'd make a video about it to try

and make some of my money back, and also

to try and warn other people from making

the same mistake.

So one night I was lying in bed all by

myself, and I started to get man cravings

in my gentleman's area, and I just really

couldn't fall asleep, so I decided to go

onto YouTube to check out what was going

on, and just by coincidence, Guess who

uploaded a new video? Belle Delphine

uploaded some video about eating ass.

And I really enjoyed her music video. I

thought it was very good, and I watched it

several times, and it kind of left me

wanting more Belle Delphine. And I knew

she had an OnlyFans. I thought, I wonder

what's on her OnlyFans. I started to get

curious, and I thought maybe there's more

interesting stuff on there, and I decided

to purchase a subscription for a month,

and it cost me $35. $35 is quite a lot for

an OnlyFans subscription. Most people just

do $5 or $10. I personally charge $10

a month for a subscription, and I think

that's a fair price. So I thought to

myself, for $35, wow, there must be some

really juicy stuff. I entered my card

details without really thinking much about

it and bought a subscription for a month.

And I was so disappointed when I saw what

she had on her page. I kept scrolling down

and down and down trying to find something

juicy, but there was just nothing on her

profile page that could satisfy my man

cravings. All she has on her OnlyFans are

just photos of her doing various poses,

wearing different outfits, and there's no

N-U-D-Es. Well, there are, but they're

censored. She puts like a little sticker

or emoji, or she scribbles over the best

areas so you can't actually see anything.

I can't use any of this for my man

session. How am I supposed to use any of

these photos? It's not gonna help. So I

looked at all of the photos and decided

that, yep, I just wasted $35 on absolutely

nothing. When you're paying for a $35

subscription, one would expect a little

bit more than just a few photos. One would

expect a little bit more than what you

already get for free. Okay, to be fair,

there are some short clips of her doing

certain things, but none of it is usable.

None of it's usable for a man who's

thinking of his special someone. Now that

I think about it, I'm not really sure what

I was expecting. I guess I was expecting

serial tapes or something that will excite

me a little bit more than what she was

offering for free. And now I feel a little

bit stupid because I should have known,

because I also do OnlyFans. I should have

known that most people who do OnlyFans

don't offer their best stuff just for the

subscription price. We'll have the

subscription price and then we'll have,

you know, some photos doing poses,

wearing different things, for the

subscribers, but we don't give our best

stuff for the subscribers. On OnlyFans,

you can mass message all of your followers

and then you can make them pay. You can

charge them to unlock the message, and

that's what I do with my best content. So

maybe if I'm patient and wait a week or

two, maybe Belle Delphine will also mass

message everyone with something a little

bit more interesting for sale. But I don't

think that's going to happen because she

must be making so much money on her

OnlyFans alone that she doesn't really

have to do anything else. On nearly every

one of profile page uploads and posts,

she has at least a couple hundred dollars

in tips. Some of them even have over

$1,000 in tips, and you can see how much

she's making in tips because it's

displayed at the bottom. I reckon she has

probably a couple thousand people

subscribed to her, and if they're all

paying a minimum of $35 each,

Jesus, that's a lot of money. So yeah, in

conclusion, sorry Belle, but I cannot

recommend your OnlyFans. It just, it

wasn't interesting enough for me, and I

couldn't use any of the material for my

man session. I've cancelled my

subscription, and I will not be renewing

it next month.

Now, to change the topic a little bit,

you may be interested to know that me and

Belle Delphine actually have messaged each

other privately on Instagram. We first

talked about 2 years ago, and then again

last year, just We just had a very short

conversation, not really about anything,

and I want to show you our DMs. I don't

think she'll mind if I show everyone our

DMs. There wasn't really anything

interesting anyway. Now, I can't actually

prove it was her, but I know it was her

because when you clicked on her name, it

went straight to her official Instagram

profile, which had hundreds of thousands

of followers. But as you may know, she got

banned from Instagram. So now when you

click on her name, it just says

Instagrammer and there's a blank profile

page. So as you can see, she first

messaged me all the way back in 2018,

October. She just randomly sent me some

pictures of ducks, and at the time I

didn't even know who Belle Delphine was,

and I didn't even reply to her. Now I

would like to boast about how the famous

Belle Delphine messaged me, but I guess I

can't really brag about it because I think

at the time she was messaging every single

YouTuber she possibly could to try and get

exposure. But I still think it's pretty

cool that she noticed my channel and she

messaged me as well. I feel kind of

included in the whole YouTuber world. And

I didn't even reply to her in 2018. I

ended up finding out who she was from all

of the— all of the videos other YouTubers

were making about her. And it suddenly

clicked in my mind that, wow, that's

actually Belle Delphine who messaged me

last year. I finally replied to her in

April 2019 with, how's your duck now?

And she said it was infested with maggots

or something. I thought, that's weird. I

thought it was a real duck, like a real

living duck. She said it's taxidermy and

it's not alive. I've never talked to

anyone before who just has taxidermy ducks

as if that's a normal thing. She asked me

how I was and I said I was bored. And then

we had a little conversation. She said,

what's a better thing to do when you're

bored than message e-thots? Am I right?

And I'm good, thank you, Daniel. Watching

Game of Thrones. I didn't even know who

you were when you sent me that first

message. Then I checked. Then when I was

checking messages, I noticed. Funny world.

Yeah, I saw your video. LMAO. The shed was

indeed an interesting shed. So if you

remember last year, I made a video about

her. Didn't really get many views, so I

deleted it. And I spent most of the video

just talking about the shed in my garden

that used to have chickens. And we just

talked a bit about Game of Thrones for a

little bit. Nothing interesting. And she

said, don't spoil anything. And I said,

okay, I won't spoil anything. Yeah, I know

it's kind of a boring conversation. Not

really flirty or exciting or anything like

that. I don't know how I felt

about her. I didn't really think of her in

that way, you know, because she's so much

younger than I am. I feel like it would be

kind of weird. And then she probably also

has hundreds of thousands of weirdos

messaging her weird messages. I thought,

you know, I'll just be friendly with her

instead of being a creepy perv. I didn't

really have much to say. I didn't have

anything I wanted to ask her, so I just

ended the conversation, left the

conversation with, okay, I won't spoil