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DO NOT BUY Elden Ring Nightreign - VERY Disappointing!

2025-05-28 · 8 min

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  1. Hello and welcome back to a new video.

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  2. So recently I've been playing the brand

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  3. new Elden Ring: Night's Reign.

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  4. Just dropped, brand new game, basically

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  5. the same as Elden Ring but worse in every

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  6. way.

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  7. And I had to make a video about it as an

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  8. avid fan of Elden Ring.

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  9. Unfortunately, it's been kind of bland,

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  10. boring, and uninspiring.

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  11. Basically, the game Elden Ring: Night's

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  12. Reign takes everything that was great

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  13. about the original Elden Ring and makes it

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  14. somehow worse in almost every single way.

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  15. So it's basically a dumbed-down version, a

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  16. streamlined version version of Elden Ring.

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  17. So in the first Elden Ring, what you

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  18. remember from the first game is that it

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  19. was very slow, it's very difficult.

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  20. You create your own character, you level

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  21. up, you had like a massive range of

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  22. options that you could choose from

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  23. tackling the game, and you can choose so

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  24. many things and customize your character,

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  25. and you had a sprawling massive world, and

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  26. it was amazing everything.

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  27. So basically all that's gone in Elden

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  28. Ring: Night Rain.

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  29. You don't even get to create your own

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  30. character, you have to choose from 8

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  31. different presets, and you've got like

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  32. typical warrior, mage, this, that, blah

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  33. blah blah.

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  34. So you can't even create your own

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  35. character, and then you've got to choose

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  36. from these presets which are kind of just

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  37. boring versions of things you would have

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  38. created on your own.

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  39. You don't get to create your own

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  40. character, you don't get to create like

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  41. your own build style.

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  42. There's not all of the different weapons

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  43. that you had in Elden Ring and not all the

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  44. combinations that you were used to having

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  45. in the original Elden Ring.

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  46. And the world is basically just like very

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  47. streamlined.

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  48. It's not really about open world

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  49. adventure, it's more like streamlined boss

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  50. fighting, focus on mainly bosses.

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  51. So basically it's just like a Dark Souls

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  52. game, but it doesn't really play like a

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  53. Dark Souls game because instead of being

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  54. slow, methodical, it's very fast-paced and

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  55. high speed to make it more arcadey and

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  56. more palatable to people who don't really

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  57. like Dark Souls games.

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  58. So it's kind of like a Dark Souls game for

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  59. people who don't even like Dark Souls.

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  60. So I don't even know why they made this

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  61. game.

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  62. It looks like Elden Ring, it smells like

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  63. Elden Ring, but it doesn't feel like Elden

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  64. Ring.

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  65. It feels like an arcadey game on the

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  66. mobile app store or just trying to make

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  67. some extra bucks off of the Elden Ring

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  68. name because, you know, Elden Ring brand,

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  69. very famous, very popular game a couple

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  70. years ago.

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  71. So obviously they can make some more money

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  72. just by using the same name even though

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  73. the game is rubbish.

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  74. It's like they used a fraction of the

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  75. budget that was made to make Elden Ring to

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  76. make this game because it really does seem

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  77. like a very low budget game.

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  78. Not really much went into it, just a

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  79. couple boss battles here and there.

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  80. Some online co-op mode is the main selling

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  81. point of the game.

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  82. So basically I would describe this game as

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  83. a cheap cash grab because, you know, they

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  84. haven't come out with, with any more new

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  85. Elden Ring games since the Elden Ring DLC,

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  86. and it's probably very expensive to make

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  87. these Elden Ring games, and they're

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  88. probably running out of ideas and they

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  89. just want to milk the franchise a bit

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  90. more.

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  91. So they came out with this game, Night

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  92. Rain, and it's supposed to be co-op, so

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  93. you're supposed to play with friends,

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  94. you're supposed to fight bosses and not

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  95. really care about leveling up or creating

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  96. your own custom character or creating your

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  97. own playstyle or build and exploring the

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  98. world.

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  99. That's all gone out of the window with

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  100. Night Rain.

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  101. So it also feels a lot quicker

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  102. quicker and a lot more responsive compared

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  103. to the combat in the original Elden Ring.

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  104. Now you might like that or you might not.

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  105. If you like faster-paced combat, you

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  106. probably would never really like Dark

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  107. Souls in the first place, so this might be

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  108. right up your alleyway.

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  109. But some of you might like the methodical,

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  110. slow-paced, clunking, chugging along,

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  111. slow-paced combat in Elden Ring.

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  112. Well, you're not really going to find that

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  113. here.

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  114. I think if they just charged about £20 for

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  115. this game or even £15 and it was on

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  116. mobile, then maybe it's like fun game to

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  117. play on the bus or something, or on a

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  118. low-powered device like maybe a Switch 2.

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  119. I hope it is coming out on Switch 2

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  120. because Switch 2 is going to have Elden

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  121. Ring on it, the original one.

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  122. So if it can play the original one, I

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  123. don't really see why it can't play the new

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  124. one.

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  125. And I don't really want to play the

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  126. original one again.

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  127. So if I was going to get a Switch 2, or

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  128. interested in getting a Switch 2, and I

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  129. don't really like Nintendo games and

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  130. third-party games are the only games I'm

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  131. interested in, and all they had was Elden

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  132. Ring Instead of Night Rain, I'd be

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  133. thinking, hmm, don't really want to spend

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  134. £400 so I can play a game I've already

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  135. played 5 times, NG+ 4 times already,

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  136. nearly 3 years ago.

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  137. I want to play the new one if I was going

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  138. to play one at least.

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  139. If I was going to play one at least, I

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  140. want to play a new one on the new console.

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  141. But I don't know if they're going to have

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  142. it on Switch too because it's like every

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  143. game comes out 5 years late on Switch

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  144. after they come out on the PC.

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  145. So you got to wait a long time.

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  146. So unfortunately, in general, I have to

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  147. say this game is going to be very boring.

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  148. It's very bland and it lacks in many kinds

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  149. of lustres.

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  150. I'm gonna have to give it a 3 out of 10

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  151. and I cannot recommend it.

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  152. Even if you like the original Elden Ring

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  153. games, I think you should just play the

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  154. Elden Ring original games and DLC instead

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  155. of buying this.

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  156. I would say skip this because this is

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  157. obviously a cash grab and it's not very

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  158. good.

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  159. And that's basically just all I had to

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  160. say,

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  161. really.

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  162. 3,

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  163. 3,

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  164. 5.

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  165. 30, 330, 3, 2, 1.

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