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Yeah, the weekend's okay, I guess. Bit disappointed.

Um, what's 37+ 30? 67 in US dollars, £50.

Recalculate my money.

Damn, £733.99. I got another kick in the balls during the weekend by fucking Kick.

I lost all the money I made.

When was it? On Friday, I lost all of it.

So after they re— they reverted the money that I made for the 6-hour stream, they then came back and then took away the money from the first 8-hour stream. So I lost all the money of that day,

and then they screenshot me doing the Rubik's Cube and said I wasn't talking enough.

So I can't even fucking do a Rubik's Cube

in silence whilst I concentrate, otherwise they go, uh, it's a static str— it's too static.

So I can't even do something and focus on doing it and not talking it, otherwise they're gonna bitch and take my money away.

Sorry, I'm not happy.

What stupid dumbass rules. I can't even do a Rubik's Cube and focus on doing a Rubik's Cube because I wasn't interacting with the chat. How the fuck am I supposed to interact with the chat? I'm trying to do a Rubik's Cube. There's stupid fucking rules.

Dumbest fucking rules I've ever seen. You think you're safe because, oh, it's been a few days, and they come back at you. So, oh, we have to review your fucking stream. It was too static.

The fuck am I supposed to do then?

Now, as if gaming streamers aren't static. I mean, they're just sitting there playing a game, barely talking. The fuck difference does it fucking make?

So I don't know, like, I can't do anything where I don't talk, basically. Like, I don't know what I can do where it's okay to not talk much. Yeah, I sent them an email back. I said,

I mean, at least this is content, isn't it?

Said, we noticed an issue with your participation, low interaction with chat and static content. And then they sent screenshots of me doing the Rubik's Cube.

So then I said, okay, so am I not talking or what? The chat's dead most of the time. What am I supposed to talk to?

Yeah, why don't I just get like audio file that randomly plays every 10 minutes of me just saying something random like, hey, where are you tuning in from, guys?

I don't know if the category matters or not.

It said a static stream can be interpreted as one where you do not have a visible or active presence. This means you need to be consistently engaged and participate in your stream. You were not interacting with your viewers. Our team had to take action.

Yeah, because I was solving Rubik's Cube. I was concentrating. So fucking annoying. They took my whole day. All the money I made on that Friday all reverted.

So I was saying, oh, thank God the stream got split in 2 because at least I got half of it. Nope, they took that as well now.

Sucks. Apparently the monotreme stream was fine so far. I still got the money for that. So doing Rubik's Cube in silence, not allowed. Mindlessly reading off Wikipedia, allowed. More dumb rules that don't make any fucking sense.

Yeah, monotreme stream is fine. I, I got through the whole weekend, didn't get any emails about, oh, not reacting, not participating. Those stupid fucking rules.

Tell Eddie sort his fucking shit out.

I thought this is supposed to be like anti-SJW, anti-woke platform. The fuck are they doing taking my fucking money away because I didn't speak? Fucking pissed.

Yeah, it's just stupid. And YouTube lets you just stream asleep and lets you stream random street roads from like a surveillance camera and they don't care.

Oh God. But I was just trying to not think about it over the weekend, trying to enjoy the weekend, but it was tough.

Had a nice weekend. It's fine, I guess.

It's just that, um,

uh, I didn't get any cereal because of women's reproductive systems, which is fine. It's all natural,

no one's fault.

It's just I had blue balls the whole weekend.

So she left first, and then as soon as she left, I nutted all over the bed. Big fat globules of goo built up over 3 days.

As soon as she left, because she left at like 9, checkout was at 10, and so I checked out last and it coomed all over the bed sheet.

Goddamn pirates suck.

But good news, market ripped. Damn, look at Bitmine.

I'm back to, um, I'm up £60.

I wish I bought more now.

Apparently Tom Lee bought half a billion dollars of Ethereum on the weekend. I don't know if it's true or

not. Damn, when you're doing motorway speeds in my car, the battery gets fucking shredded. Like, I was— it said 100— I had 182-mile max range. It was 100 miles to my destination. When I got to my destination, I only had like 20 miles left. I should have had 80 miles left. When I'm tearing up the motorway, it—

I swear it uses like 50% more battery than it is predicting. You know, it uses— it has 50% less range than it's estimated when you're tearing through the motorway.

Now what am I supposed to do, like do 70 on the fucking motorway when it's completely empty? And I've got places to be, electric cars start to piss me off.

I mean, same with petrol. The faster you go, the more it uses. I think like the difference between the fuel consumption between 60 and 70 miles per hour is like uses 30% more fuel or something like that. But at least you've got a bigger tank.

Yeah, I had to stop at the Tesla Supercharger because I got to the Supercharger, I still had 50 miles range. It's 43 miles back home, but I knew that wouldn't be enough, so I topped it up to 80. I got home with about 25 left, so I used like 55 range all

more. So now I got to be really careful with the streaming stuff, otherwise they're just going to keep taking my money back.

So I can't just sit here anymore not talking or interacting. I mean, in a way they're like forcing me to make better streams, I guess, The streams were shit, to be honest, because I was just sitting there doing nothing.

But I thought the Rubik's Cube thing and the, hey guys, where's everyone tuning in from tonight thing would keep me safe, but it didn't.

So now I need like a new battle plan.

Hello, Scufsy, how are you doing today?

Yeah, they screenshot me playing the Rubik's Cube and said I'm not interacting enough, and then they fucking took all the money that I made on fucking Friday.

So not only did I blow £300 on this weekend charging and hotels I also lost all the money I made on fucking Friday.

Bad news upon bad news.

At least the good news is the market ripped.

Um, 100% long, 50% short on my CFDs. So I mean, let's see, I mean, the short got destroyed again, but thanks to the double longs, I made money. But I don't know if this rip is going to last, if it's going to tank again. I don't know really.

Oh man.

Very annoying life, isn't it? Everyone's trying to fuck you over, either by accident or on purpose.

Yeah, I got paid for the Wikipedia. Page reading streams. I'm sure they got reported,

but it's been like 3 days now, so I haven't— usually they're pretty quick with the reviews,

so I think I'm in the clear for that one.

Yeah, I'm really jealous of Germans that they can just do whatever speed they fucking want on the motorway. Why don't we have that here? Like, if I want to do 100, I should be able to do fucking 100

on the motorway. And the motorway completely clear and empty, why do I have to do 70?

Which I definitely didn't go over. I mean, it's not like everyone else isn't.

I mean, it'd just be nice to do it without having to look over your shoulder the whole time.

And it takes so long to get anywhere. I mean, the country's massive. It was massive motorways. I don't know, I just feel like I want to do 100 the whole way home. My battery will last— I reckon if I did 100 miles per hour, the battery would last 50% less than what it should do.

I went to, I went to Somerset.

It was really nice, but this nice cottage had fireplace, nice little village.

I watched some Black Mirror. I didn't realize there were so many new Black Mirror episodes. I watched the sequel to USS Callister. It's really good. I didn't know they had a sequel. I really like that one. I really like the theme and like the creepy guy from Breaking Bad's like this pervert, isn't he? I felt kind of

sorry for him at the end because he— his friend cloned him, put him into the game engine, and trapped him So he would forever be creating new worlds for the game within the game,

and he's all alone. And then he was trying to help the girl protagonist, and then she wants to be— because she got cloned into the game by the real Robert Daly, who's the guy. But then they kill him, but then Robert Daly's clone, who's still not really evil yet is like stuck in this— in the engine of

the game, creating the game. And then he saves her, like finds a way to get her out of the game, but he wants to copy and paste her instead of cut and paste her, so he's got a copy of her to keep him company. And then she's like, no way, just cut and paste me. And he's like,

oh, but I'm lonely, I'm a nice guy. I felt kind of sorry for him because I mean, he's trapped inside the game forever with no one.

I think the girl was a bit of a bitch and should have been like, okay, you can have a copy of me so you can fuck.

Now if he's like the god of the world in the game, why can't he just make like a, I don't know, a girl NPC and bang her?

And then she kills him and then escapes the game. A really good sequel to that first episode. And then we watched this other episode. It had the guy from The IT Crowd. And then, oh my God, that episode gave me shivers because it was relatable. So the wife— what happened?

The wife has some kind of accident and then she's like going into a coma or something. And then they can use technology to bring her back, but she has like her real— her brain is stored in it. It's always the same theme, isn't it? Her brain is like stored in this digital server, and then she controls her

body through the server. But then the company that controls it keeps wanting to raise the price for extra features like reduced sleep, extended network coverage. So they, they're really broke, but they keep having to upgrade their package so the wife has a better time not spouting out ads from her mouth. So the guy finds a live streaming

website where he gets paid by the viewers to do really horrible things like pulling out his teeth or drinking his urine. So he does more and more crazy things to make extra money, and I thought, damn, I find this kind of relatable. Not that you guys are that bad, but sometimes I feel like,

you know, I'm basically destroying my reputation, making myself look like a dick acting like a fool to make this stupid internet money. But obviously it's not. I mean, it kind of is. I did have to shove stuff up my bumhole as well, like the guy did in the episode.

So he does all this humiliating stuff on this livestream platform,

and then his work coworker finds out and makes fun of him, and then he rages at him, punches him, and then the coworker gets crushed by some machinery. And then the guy gets fired, loses his job,

and then they're broke. And then he ends up just suffocating his wife because they can't afford for the packages. So he just kills— and then he goes into a room with a knife and it ends. Bit depressing.

Didn't have to do that. Yeah, but people get desperate for money.

And do all kinds of things.

Why didn't the guy just get another job? I don't know.

People do all kinds of things for money, don't they?

I mean, look at prostitutes. Do you think prostitutes want to do that? No, because they're too lazy to get a real job and they are addicted to the easy money.

And they probably have debts, and they probably think, well, I can't get a job that pays as good as this. It's how you get stuck doing these deplorable things that you don't want to do.

And I found the episode kind of sad. I felt sorry for the guy because I feel like I'm in a similar situation.

You

know, it's weird how sometimes these episodes, you know, there's something in the episode where you find it too scarily relatable.

They always got the thing with the thing that goes in the head and then they go into like a VR state. I watched this other episode. It was a Black woman. She's an actress. And then they put her into this VR world to reshoot this old movie. And then she nearly gets trapped in there. It's always about

getting trapped in the world, isn't it? And then she falls in love with the main woman character.

And then I forgot what happened at the end, actually.

That one's a bit boring.

No, it doesn't seem like— I mean, like, the premium package was like $1,000 or something. It didn't seem like that much money in American terms. Depends when it was set. It feels like the '90s, maybe it's a lot of money. But I watched that Caleb Hammer guy, and the people going on there, they're all like making $4K,

$5K a month. So I don't know how they were struggling on the dual income to pay this premium package stuff.

How are they that broke?

Yeah, and then I tried Guinness. I had— I got some Guinness and it was disgusting. I don't know how people drink that stuff. I like beer, so I thought I'd like it. I thought, oh, it's just a bitter beer. It's got this weird licorice, licorice kind of aftertaste that made me feel nauseous. It smelled nice. It's like

really black and smooth, no fizziness.

I don't like the flavor at all. I thought, how the hell did Guinness become such a massive company making billions? This drink tastes horrible. I wanted to drink it after watching the Netflix series.

I had this weird dream where I know I was buying a petrol car. I was test driving a red Honda Civic for some reason.

Yeah, it's really annoying having an electric car when you're doing these long distances.

You're that easily advertised to. Yeah. Oh, you watch 8 episodes of a show about Guinness and then it makes you wonder, is it good? Is the product actually any good? And the whole, the whole series is like a big ad for Guinness, isn't it? I wonder if sales went up for Guinness because of that show.

Really hope I don't get any more emails from Kick. I now see that Kick support email thing, I think, oh my fucking God, now how much money am I gonna lose?

Okay, my savings went up somehow. I don't know how, but it's at 7,339.

Oh shit, I haven't even— wait, have I? I'll add it all up again. Hold on.

412 plus

5776

plus 695 plus my YouTube 324 plus My crypto, £42, plus OnlyFans, £50. £7,299. It went down £40 in the last 10 minutes somehow.

My overdraft went up to 8-something.

I don't know, £81.

I'm not going to make enough to get out of— I don't think— no, I'm not. I might have if I didn't lose my Friday pay.

Yeah, I'm still going to be in overdraft next time I get paid.

Promise I put some money into my trading account.

Oh God.

And the problem with my car is I've devalued my car by £2,000 because of that dent in the door. To fix the dent in the door would cost £2,000, which means if I don't fix it, then potential buyers are going to factor in the repair costs and not expect to have to pay that. So I reckon my

car would have been worth like £7K But because of the damage, it's worth like 5K now. So if I was gonna sell it for 5K, I'd only have 5K to buy a new car with.

Crazy how you can make more money doing nothing. Well, not anymore. Every time I do nothing now, I get a fucking email from Kick saying, oh, that's extreme, and then they revert the fucking payment. And then I lose. I literally streamed all fucking day on Friday for nothing. I didn't even make a single penny. They reverted the

whole thing.

I did a 13-hour stream, they took every fucking penny.

Can it even at least leave me with like $10? Every fucking penny.

Because I was doing the Rubik's Cube and I wasn't talking.

So now I gotta plan stuff to do so I don't end up not knowing what to talk about or not knowing what to do.

So I'm thinking like I split the streams up— morning segment, afternoon segment. After dinner segment and a break for lunch and dinner to like mentally reset.

I'm thinking I, I start the stream at 10:00 AM, we do 3 hours of talking, I break for lunch at 1, I come back at 2 2 to 7, I do 5 hours of gaming, and then I break for dinner,

and then I do 3 or 4 hours after dinner talking, maybe.

That's what I was doing at my mum's house, wasn't it? Which is really annoying.

Now I have to structure my streams, otherwise I risk like going blank mind and not saying anything. And now, I mean, at least now I know that— I don't know, if I run out of things to talk about, can I just pull up Wikipedia and start reading off stuff?

Yeah, I remember the episode in Black Mirror, um, a viewer offers him $500 to take off his mask. So he takes off the mask, his co-worker sees it, screenshots it and prints it, puts it on his workplace bulletin board, and then he rages at the co-worker and the co-worker goes, live by the sword, die by the sword,

my dude.

And I thought,

that fucking guy is basically what a Redditor hater guy is, isn't it? Right, and I see that guy and I think, gee, that's what my fucking Redditors are like.

Well, if Daniel wants to make a living this way, then he has to accept the consequences. Live by the sword. Shut up. When the, when the IT crowd guy pushed the guy into the machinery and he was screaming in pain, I was thinking, fuck you, that's what you get.

Yeah, that episode hit a bit, hit a nerve for me.

Yeah, Black Mirror is really good, although a lot of the episodes have similar themes. Where it's like a virtual reality where people get stuck in the virtual reality.

It's all about like— it's always about tech.

Usually they put the thing on the head and they get transported into VR. And there's one episode that's quite funny where they get transported into a fighting game like Tekken. There are 2 friends playing Tekken and one's a girl and one's a guy and they start having sex in the game. Even though they're both guys, but they're—

one of them's a girl in the game. That's pretty funny.

Oh yeah, there were 4 like construction trucks in a line.

Blocking up the whole road. And then it opened up into a dual carriageway and I thought, thank God. And then the stupid— one of the stupid idiot, like, dump truck drivers decides to overtake his 3 other dump truck drivers. So now they block up the whole dual carriageway whilst one of them is trying to overtake the other

3. The rest are doing like 60 and he's doing like 62. And I'm like, oh my fucking God, just Drive in a queue. Why'd you have to fucking overtake your buddies? Just block up the whole fucking overtake road.

I hate

it when the truck drivers do that.

Oh no, the truck in front of me is doing 58, I want to do 60. So then they enter the stupid overtake lane, overtaking by doing 2 miles per hour extra speed. And they block up all the cars who are doing like 80.

Stupid idiots. There are 4 like quarry dump truck things all driving in line, and then one of them decides to try and overtake the other 3.

But what's the point? You're going to the same place anyway. Highway maintenance. You're going to the same place anyway, and you'll have to do 60 max because you're big trucks. What's the point blocking up the overtake road? You already blocked up the single road so much and it opened up as a dual carriageway. Now you can block

up the whole fucking dual carriageway as well. Stupid fucking truck drivers.

What do you mean they have deadlines? Then, oh no, the guy who overtook is going to get there 2 seconds faster than the others.

I will go into the same place, obviously.

Did she comment on my hair? Yeah, she really likes it when my hair is like this. Like she likes the K-pop style.

She likes this kind of style. I don't know. I agree with you guys that forehead, bit of forehead is better.

Yeah, it's the K-pop style. A lot of girls into K-pop like the K-pop haircut,

but I've never really liked doing the K-pop Hairstyle. I like having forehead.

So the time is 12 o'clock.

I will stream

6 hours

and then break for dinner. Also, I don't know if I can do driving streams anymore because they never complained about it before, but then they never complained about anything before until now. Now I feel like if I do a driving stream, they're going to say, oh no, no interaction with chat.

So I probably do all that stuff off stream now.

I don't know why now they're on my ballsack over everything.

Really annoying.

Gonna earn less than before? Well, yeah, but

I don't really know a better idea

because without breaks I end up burning out and I just, you know, I don't want to talk anymore. Then that means I'm gonna lose my money.

The goal is to stream as long as possible without losing the money.

Now that's my game plan.

Never had this problem on YouTube. Every other platform you can just do what you want, and if you do a shit stream, you get punished by viewers leaving.

Damn, gold's ripping. I feel like maybe I'll sell it soon. I made £400 on gold. People have been reporting me since day one. But it's only recently Kick started to review the streams.

Bring her back here, she's got to go to work.

She works full-time.

No, she doesn't work on the weekends. It's Monday today.

Bring her back to my house? Well, I gotta drive all the way there and then drive all the way back to take her home and drive all the way back again.

That'd be insane.

That's why I'm thinking either maybe I've got to move out, move closer to her.

Moving for a girl. Yeah, because that's always worked out so well.

It's really hard to stream and text at the same time, so I'm trying to think what to say.

Is Chihiro even alive? I guess If she wasn't, we wouldn't even know, would we? Who's gonna tell us?

Like, who's gonna inform us if anyone passed away? Or just— I mean, Mila might be dead before we know.

Oh God, I never want to have to hear from Venus Angelic ever again. What a nightmare.

A horrid person.

I never came across someone so toxic and immature like that before.

I've wiped my whole Instagram and she will never be able to contact me again, thank God.

And she's just in that case

Will gold get even higher?

Hmm, I don't know.

I feel like maybe I should sell it.

I'm up 20%.

But then if you watch Brian's video, it makes you feel like actually I should have more and I should never sell it because the Fed is just going to keep devaluing the dollar by printing money. They'll never, they'll never pay off this, what, $30 trillion of debt? They need some

massive crash to reset it all.

There's no way out. What can they do?

They'll just keep printing money until something breaks. And then there'll be a massive crash or crisis,

but that could take decades. Who knows?

People have been predicting this for ages, like Peter Schiff.

But market keeps ripping.

Well, they'll be right eventually. Who knows when though? 5 years, 10 years, 50 years. By the time you're right, it might be dead.

How do EU dudes buy gold?

I don't know, go on that website where they sell gold bars.

But I wouldn't want to have physical gold in my house. What if you lose it? Or someone robs you.

What time is it?

12:42. 2 hours until market opens.

I'm hungry. I didn't have lunch. I might make a pot noodle. I have to buy food. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.

400. Today's Monday.

Maybe I can make up to 700 by next Thursday.

So if I work out on stream and I'm not talking, is that a violation?

I just don't know anymore.

Like, how long until it becomes a violation? After 5 minutes? 10 minutes? So I can't fucking do anything.

Those stupid fucking rules. Yeah, I heard about Ian Watkins actually.

How long did he have left until he was supposed to be released? Imagine waiting for like 20 years in jail and then you get killed nearing the end of it. Like, you just suffered 20 years in prison for nothing.

Didn't the guy bang a baby? That's insane.

And only 29 years for banging a baby is kind of wild. You think that'd be life imprisonment.

I like that one song they did, Last Train Home.

Shame about that.

So if Tim Cook banged a baby, would you stop buying iPhones?

Like, if the CEO of Pot Noodle banged a baby, then I've got to stop eating Pot Noodle. Otherwise people are going to be like, oh, why are you eating Pot Noodle?

I wonder who the CEO of Pot Noodle is.

CEO of Pot Noodle.

Why does Copilot make you verify you're human by clicking on a stupid box? As if an AI wouldn't be able to do that. Pot Noodles owned by Unilever.

Multinational consumer goods company. Okay, who is CEO of Unilever?

Fernando Fernandez. Wow, what a great name. Might as well call him John Smith. Fernando Fernandez succeeding Heinz Schumacher.

Born in Argentina, 1966. He holds a degree in economics from University of Buenos Aires.

I bet he doesn't even eat pot noodle, does he?

Products of Unilever.

What products do Unilever owned. I've never even heard of Unilever.

Now all these drinks and food brands owned by one massive corporation, like Guinness is owned by one too. The Guinness family don't even own Guinness anymore. 400 brands: Dove, Axe, Rexona, Lux, Sunsilk, TRESemmé, Vaseline, Clear, Simple, Hellmann's, Knorr, Ben Jerry's, Lipson, Magnum, Bodril, Brick, Calme Amora. Domestos comforts Earth. Jif sunlight personal.

Pepsodent.

What's the stock ticker symbol?

ULVR. They are up— they're down 8% over the last 5 years, but in all time they're up 3,000% from 1985.

They're down 7% this

year.

Spent £5 at a Tesla Supercharger.

And then Insta Vault, I don't know, I've probably spent £20, I'm guessing.

So where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

Kick's been on my ballsack recently because I'm not interacting with the chat and I'm not talking enough.

They took all my money from Friday. I streamed all day on Friday and they took all the money back.

Can you believe that? All my hard work gone down the drain.

Now I've spent 1,600 this month already.

It's funny, I picked up the aloe vera plant to clean it, and then I went to the kitchen to get a spoon, and then it fell over again whilst I was in the kitchen and spilled soil everywhere. I chucked it into the garden now. Sick and tired of it. Now there's soil in my carpet.

Yeah, but I was buying Barrick Gold at like $16, so I made 30% gains. It's just I missed out on an extra 20% gains by selling it early, and I kind of needed the money to pay off my credit card.

And I jumped back into gold anyway, and I'm up 20%, so what did I really lose?

Yeah, all my picks do go up. China went up, Tesla went up, gold went up.

The only thing that makes me lose money is shorting the market, which I want to stop doing. Really,

I should have gotten out of that last short.

But I don't know now.

Everything's gone up. Well, not Unilever. Unilever's down 8%.

Yeah, knowing my luck, I cancel my shorts and then the market crashes.

You just know it's gonna happen. That's why I don't want to let go of my shorts.

It's so hard to know what to do. I mean, when you're just investing over the long term, it's easy. You just buy and hold. But when you're trying to time the market, you get fucked, which is why they say don't try and time the market.

Traveling Trader saying the crash has started. Yeah, how many times has he said that since April?

How many times has Travelling Trader been going on about opening a hedge and buying SPY puts?

Why am I upset today? Because I've lost all the fucking money I made on Friday.

Kick me— Kick mailed me again on the weekend.

Saying that because of my Rubik's Cube parts where I wasn't interacting, they're gonna, uh, take back the money I made.

So now I have to be extra careful not to give them a reason to do that again. Otherwise I'm going to keep streaming and then keep losing the money, and I'm going to get more and more pissed off.

So dumb they do that.

I think if I'm, if I'm not talking for an hour, then just take an hour of the money, not the whole thing. Because I didn't not talk for the whole stream, did I?

Why they gotta take all the money from the whole stream just because of a,

a short brief violation?

So unfair. I mean, you literally— people like Joel and Ice Poseidon just sleeping half— more than half the time they were streaming, he was sleeping. But because they got a Kick deal,

they still get paid no matter what they do.

Stopping them from taking Saturday's paycheck? Well, I don't know, I'm thinking it looks good so far. If I violated something on those streams, then I would know by now, I would expect.

I mean, maybe they're just looking for any reason to dock people's pay.

I don't know why they care so much.

All you have to do is talk.

I don't know what to talk about.

Ice hasn't streamed in ages. He's probably depressed about his girlfriend or something still. Just move on, Jesus Christ.

Just get a new girlfriend.

I never really— because based off of my own personal experience, I never expect to be with the same girlfriend in a year's time.

I always kind of expect that they're not going to be around. It's not what I want, it's just what I know.

Might make a pot noodle.

Kim wasn't even that good looking, to be honest. I met her in real life and I mean, she looks okay.

I wouldn't cry about it myself though.

It sounds like you dodged a bullet, because if she's capable of doing that stuff, then I mean, I wouldn't want her to be my girlfriend.

She does seem like a bitch.

But yeah, maybe it's hard for a guy like Ice to get a decent girlfriend because he's got a weird life. Although he has enough money now to not have to do the weird life anymore.

He could just disappear.

Yeah, but I think, um, I think I'm worse than Ice because

I don't think Ice has said things as bad as I've said. When it comes to relationships.

He has, really? I mean, I kind of built my whole channel around being a dick when it comes to relationships.

The crypto stuff,

I don't know, I feel like stuff I've done makes me more undateable than some stupid crypto scam.

I wish the worst thing I did was a crypto scam.

Okay, so what I'm gonna do is, hmm, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock.

I'm thinking I end the stream every 2 hours and start a new one, because that way if somehow I violated TOS and they take all the money back, at least I've only lost 2 hours worth instead of the whole day.

I'll show you read on Wikipedia this time.

M2 money supply.

I don't want to do it in this stream in case that is a violation and I'll lose the whole hour.

Now I'm like on edge about even streaming.

Do some Wikipedia reading in the next stream.

Because the Monotreme stream is fine.

See my evidence of what?

But saying that I don't want to lose my whole day of income, how's that avoiding anything? It's just common sense, isn't it?

I think the rules are overly heavy-handed.

Find other sources of income.

Yeah, but doing what? I don't know what to do.

Can't make any fucking money from this day trading stuff.

I'm just gonna have to apply for jobs, aren't I?

My only choice will be to try and go back to YouTube.

I mean, what can Japan really do to stop people making money on a tourist visa? Well, say, oh, you gotta have all your money in cash and then we're gonna confiscate your bank cards. So even if you did make money you can't use it. You can only use what you've brought in with you in cash. What are

they going to do? Loads of people take videos and stuff. How are you going to tell who's— it's just doing it for fun, who's doing it to make money? I mean, you could look up their name and see if they've got a channel or not. They're going to look up every single person, see if they've got a

YouTube channel or not.

But stop being annoying, bitch, and just let us make money. We're not taking jobs, are we? We're not taking any jobs away from the local people. We're making money from outside the country and then we're spending it in your country, and you're still moaning like a fucking bitch about it.

You should be happy you're getting more money for your economy. Why are you complaining about that? Oh no, no more work visas. Who fucking cares? It's not even a real job, is it? It's streaming.

Taxes. I don't know, you're paying VAT when you buy stuff from the supermarket.

It's just, I think they're making a net positive than a net negative. From having streamers making money on a tourist visa. Even Chihiro's mom whined about it, remember? Because Chihiro told her mom that I'm a YouTuber, and then she was like, oh, making money on a tourist visa? Shut up, bitch.

Might make a pot noodle.

Oh no, making pot noodle, not entrashing.

Intro my ballsack.

No, I didn't pay any fucking tax to Japan. They can suck my nut, fucking idiots.

Now I need to piss.

Whilst interacting.

I'm interacting, guys.

Hello guys, I'm on the top. Hello Junkers, nice to see you. I'm pissing now.

Hello, Joey Domazey! How you doing today? I love interacting with my chat so much.

Hello, Tech Guru.

Oh no, weed in my pants.

Stupid fucking mouse.

Huh, it's not poodle without hot noodle.

Oh, that's cold.

Must interact with the stream. Hello guys, I'm streaming from Devon.

Yeah, it's getting colder now.

Finding it hard to not have the heating on. Electric bill is going to be insane.

Fun-filled activities in 42 minutes. I will end the stream to start a new one,

and then we shall be doing some fun game. No way, market opens in an hour.

I want to do some gaming

and see if I get in trouble for that somehow.

How much interaction is not enough interaction? I don't get it.

And I'm not going out anymore for streams because if I'm driving for nearly an hour without interacting and then they take my paint No, I'm not doing it then.

How am I supposed to talk whilst I drive?

It's really cold and horrible outside anyway. I wouldn't want to do it anyway.

No, I'm not streaming outside ever again.

Hello, Mommy. How are you today?

So glad you could be here.

So glad all of you are here today.

I'm eating pot noodle.

What about future plans? I don't know.

It seems like violating the TOS just means you lose the money from that stream. But how many times can you violate it like that until they just outright ban you or just take away the partnership forever?

Because I thought if you violated it, you actually just get banned, but it seems like they just— I mean, I guess that's kind of better than what I thought it was going to be like.

Can you imagine they say, oh, TOS violation, your interactions weren't genuine? Hello guys, where are you tuning in from?

So maybe I won't— I'm gonna jinx it now, but maybe I'm not gonna get banned for lazy stream. I'm just gonna keep They keep penalizing me, forcing me to stop doing it

if I want to get the money.

Yeah, yesterday was nice. Went to this place, it was pretty nice. Played crazy golf, I won.

But nothing crazy happened.

I stayed at this nice little cottage. Makes me feel like The houses back in those days— that cottage is probably hundreds of years old, and it's way better than my house. It's got charm. It's got central heating and a fireplace. Makes my house feel a bit bland and sterile.

I wouldn't mind getting myself one of those little cottages.

Fixing it up.

There's nowhere to walk around here. You've got national speed limit roads outside— well, in the village it's 30 miles per hour, but the village is like— you can walk from one end to the village to the other end in 10 minutes probably because it's such a small village. And then you're onto 60 mile per hour roads with

no footpath. There's no parks, there's nothing.

There's— I think there's a pub in the village, but it's shut down. There's nothing in this village apart from like the 20 houses. There's not even a local shop or post office. There's nothing in here. Oh, they got a garage, I guess.

They got a car garage and that's it.

There's no— I'm not walking on the 60 mile per hour road with no footpath.

Oh yeah, oh,

that's so good.

Hits the spot.

Too much chewing, not enough interacting.

So I need an AI system

where I can input all my YouTube streams and then the AI,

um, searches through them all. Looking for this specific phrase that I've said. Any ideas?

Can I just copy and link all of the pastes? I mean, can I just copy and paste all of the links into the AI and then the AI just watches it all scanning for this thing I said?

It is for my own personal use.

What's the market doing?

Gold's ripping.

Imagine if, imagine if Kick can like go back and revert all the money I made from streaming and then put my account balance into negative. Do you think they can do that?

Because I'm thinking once Tuesday ends, I'm safe because the money is locked in, gets sent to my Stripe. But what if they can put your account balance into negative

so that, okay, they can't take the money back, but they can prevent you from making more money until you've paid off the negative? But imagine I wake up one morning, it's like minus $5,000 due to 50 streams violating TOS.

In that case, I'm done.

It's also kind of your guys' fault for making me interact less because you became so annoying. Making me not want to interact.

Now I've got to fucking interact whilst I'm not getting my money.

Oh,

banning people was for the sake of my own sanity.

Not interacting, looking at his phone.

I probably just got reported for that.

Did I make any money on the big crash? I made £60 shorting the market. And I closed out half my shorts. I still got one short open, um, and it was down 170, but then the market ripped and now it's down 300. But my longs went back up.

Yeah, now it really does feel like work, and I've got a boss breathing down my back.

At least on YouTube I could just do what I want.

So you made nothing?

I mean, you could put it that way.

No more bicep curls. Well, I'm gonna have to take breaks, aren't I?

I have to take breaks. To do things like laundry. I guess I can't do my laundry on stream.

You don't need long streams anyway.

Yeah, but I want to make as much money as I can.

More money is always good, but burning myself out to the point where I can't even talk, and then I get all the money taken away from me because I'm violated.

It's counterproductive.

So I'm gonna end the stream in 27 minutes,

which would be 2 o'clock, and then I'm gonna work out And then be back around 2-ish. And it takes me like 5-10 minutes to work out because

I don't think I violated anything this stream, so I want to lock it in, lock it in.

And then start the next stream where we will be investing and trading for 2 hours until about 4 or 5, and then I'll end the stream again, and then we'll start a new stream and we'll do gaming, uh, Darkest Dungeon. But then I'm gonna break for dinner around half 7-ish, and then I'll be back at like half

8 or 9, and then we'll do 9 to 11, 9 to 12 maybe,

final 3 hours. So that should get me

3 in the morning, 5 in the afternoon, 3 afterwards. So that should give me 11 or 12 hours.

Yeah, I've got a gaming overlay set up.

That's a gaming overlay.

Now I guess I'm reducing my work hours because there's just not enough time in the day to do 13 or 14 hours with breaking, and without breaking, I am gonna break myself.

So I'm, I'm thinking like 11 to 12 hours with breaking. Otherwise, kick's gonna keep fucking taking my fucking money.

I cannot have that.

So I've got to make as much as I can before Tuesday ends for the Thursday payout,

and then I'm away for the weekend again.

I'm hoping I made some money from trading this week.

It's hard to tell if, um, market's gonna carry on tanking or if that was the bottom and it's gonna rip back up again.

I don't really know. Like, if it carries on ripping, do I get out of the longs? And keep the short. But then if it keeps ripping, then my short's gonna keep losing and I've got no longs.

Um, what would be nice is if it rips so I can get out my longs and then crashes so I get out my short.

I'm up 21% on gold.

Why did I stop saying how much I make? Because I make the same every day. It becomes redundant to keep announcing the same figure. It's like when I first started Kick, I'd screenshot my earnings, put on Discord, everyone was excited. I'm not going to do that forever.

I make about 500-ish a week.

I mean, you can look at my savings going up, figure it out yourself.

I want to watch a new Traveling Trader video.

He thinks it's going to crash again.

Well, he's probably just saying, oh, if it goes down, I'm targeting these gaps, I'm targeting these levels, but if it doesn't, then I'm targeting these levels.

They always say if it does this, it might do that.

And they go on about these golden crosses, death crosses. Seems to not mean anything really.

Have I seen the new Angela White video? No, I have not. Please tell us all about it.

Who the hell is Angela White?

I haven't had a shower today or shaved my beard. I was worried I left my shaver at the hotel, but I didn't.

I don't really have savings sitting anywhere. My savings are in gold and Bitmine.

And where else? You know, a couple thousand in gold, about a thousand-ish in Bitmine, 600 in S&P 500, and I've got 700 in CFDs, and I've got about 1,500 in cash.

Yeah, I saw the buyback. Ethereum ripped. Tom Lee bought $500 million worth, apparently.

Oh God, I can't even relax and stream anymore. Now I've got to worry constantly.

My mind goes blank. I'm like, oh shit, quick, say something.

I never used to have that problem, did I? I always used to be able to talk endlessly easily, but that's when there was no pressure. Although, I mean, there was kind of pressure because, you know, in the back of my mind I knew if I didn't talk, the viewers would start leaving.

But it just became harder over time

to keep doing that.

Don't know why it became hard.

Update, hiding my room budget.

Uh. You— I've written it in the corner. It's there.

I'm expecting a couple hundred to be taken out this month for payments,

but I'm hoping I can end the month over 7K,

even get to 8K maybe.

My dream is 10K savings.

It's just getting harder and harder now, especially with Kick bollocking me recently.

I didn't get the gaming PC because I'm not really in a financial position to be able to splurge.

Not until things— when things get stable again with Kick, maybe. Right now I'm in like fight or die mode.

Because I'm very

feeling very insecure about Kick now.

I need to know how to stream without getting penalized.

I don't really care if people are interested in the game or not. It's not the point. The point of gaming is to give me something to do,

to comment on without

having my earnings reverted.

14 minutes to go, and then I'm going to do some

quick house chores, a bit of exercise. Come back at 2-ish,

quarter past 2 maybe.

Might do some Wikipedia readings.

Yeah, I don't know how I can keep— I mean, I was already struggling to keep it up even with the low effort. Now I've got to put effort in.

Yeah, I know they don't have to ban me.

I'm not worried about getting banned. I'm worried about my money getting taken away

for 52 weeks. Oh my God. Well, that's why I want to make as much money as I can before I get culled.

Because when I'm deciding what I'm gonna do next in my life, I need to have as much savings as I could possibly get because

I won't be able to move on to something new straight away. I'm gonna have to like think.

I guess I'll be back on YouTube.

Why would they ban him? What's he done?

Not enough interaction. Apparently they took all my money from Friday.

All the money I made Friday is gone.

Who's Jade Kush?

My end goal? I don't know, I'd love to buy a house like that little cottage with a fireplace.

I don't want to do digital nomad again. I hate that.

Those little old cottages made out of stone with a fireplace, the wonky beams, they're quite nice actually. I've stayed in a few now.

They're very cozy.

It's funny how they made better houses hundreds of years ago compared to what they make now.

I wonder how much they cost.

I'm probably a couple hundred K.

I kind of like the imperfections, the wonky beams and wonky walls.

It gives it character. My house has no character. Yeah, everything's just very straight.

I think these houses were built maybe in the '80s or '90s.

I wonder why they designed them like this. Very strange design.

When am I taking you hiking again? Never. Number one, if I drive, I might be violating something. Number two, weather is horrible.

Also, when I was hiking, I went with periods without talking quite often. Where it was just me heavy breathing. I don't know if that's allowed or not

because now they're coming after me for everything. Even doing Rubik's Cube, they docked my pay because I was doing a Rubik's Cube and not talking.

Your house used to be one home, they split it in the middle.

I don't know, are you sure?

Because each building is perfectly symmetrical, split down the middle.

Like, the doors and the entrances are symmetrical, mirrored.

If it was all one house, it'd be, what, a 4-bedroom house?

The cottage I stayed at on the weekend, it was actually bigger than my house. It felt like there was more space as well. It had this nice big fireplace.

I really like the fireplace. But I wonder how much

more expensive it is to have a fireplace, buying wood. How expensive? I mean, if you can get free wood, like, what if a tree fell down by the road? Can I go chop it up, or would that be stealing?

Or what if I go to the park and pick up sticks? Is that stealing? Let's go around looking for wood.

How expensive is wood?

It doesn't seem very sustainable to have to keep burning wood though to keep the house warm.

Well, what if you get charcoal? What if you burn charcoal in the fireplace? In Nepal, they burn yak poo, don't they?

Wellie, wellie, wellie.

Market not doing anything.

Who watches Hugh Sommer? May I watch him every day?

I love huge summer

so much.

So here is my plan for today that I've already said 10 times. I will break in 4 minutes

and then I will come back for

Trading. I don't know, trading or gaming. I can't do gaming first because I want to be checking the market.

And when I say take a break, it means I'm going to end the stream. I'm not going to be breaking whilst the stream's on. Obviously,

what do you think, I was just going to leave the stream on and go away? Obviously, when I say take a break, I mean I'm going to end the stream.

And then we will play Darkest Dungeon for 4 hours and then break for dinner,

and then I will come back after dinner for final couple hours and then sleep.

Yeah, the rules are fucking stupid.

Can't do this, can't do that.

Said I wasn't participating in my stream enough.

Who are they to judge?

I think if I'm boring, Let the viewers vote with their feet, and then if I freak out because my viewers are leaving, then I will change myself. I don't need someone to intervene and like start telling me what to do. I know if I'm being boring, the viewers will leave.

I mean, I was trying to bore the viewers away. My problem was that I was too entertaining.

That was like my goal. I was trying to be boring on purpose

to make the annoying people leave.

Well, I'm going to end the stream and come back in 10 minutes.

See you.

Why? Because if I do one long stream and I've somehow accidentally violated something for 5 minutes of it, I lose the entire pay for the day. But if I break it up, then if I did violate something, I'd only lose the money from one of the bots, not the whole day.

So see you in 10 minutes.