I'm giving up on Asian women

I think we need to have a serious

discussion about Asian women.

So after thinking about this for a long

time, I've decided that my next

relationship is going to be with a

non-Asian woman. I don't care if it means

that I never get a girlfriend ever again.

I don't care if it means that I die alone.

I don't care if it means I never have sex

again. I'm just done. I'm just done with

Asian women. For the past 8 years, I've

devoted all my time and efforts into

getting the perfect Japanese girlfriend or

Asian girlfriend, just like in the animes.

But every relationship fails. What do I

have to show for the last 8 years? Just a

long list of failed relationships with

Asian women. In total, I've had 7

relationships with 7 different Asian

women, and they've all ended in failure.

Either they've ended with me getting bored

and fed up with the mental outbreaks and

emotional breakdowns, or with them leaving

me for a white guy. Asian women have never

complimented me on my Asian aesthetics.

They've only complimented me on my

slightly Western looks. And as soon as

someone comes along who has more prominent

Western features than I do, then they

ditch me just like that. Every time I meet

up with a Japanese girl that I met online,

she says something like, oh, you look

really Asian, in this disappointed tone.

They never say something like, oh wow,

you look really Asian, let's go and have

sex. No, that never happens. And then they

might also say something like, oh, I

expected you to look more Western than you

do. And now that I think about it, it kind

of makes sense. If a Japanese girl or an

Asian girl wanted an Asian-looking

boyfriend, she would just get a Japanese

boyfriend or boyfriend from her own

country. It would be a lot more easier

that way. They would live in the same

country, so they'd be nearer to each

other. They would have more things in

common because they're from the same

culture and they would speak the same

language. It would be so much easier. So I

came to the conclusion that Japanese girls

usually want a foreign boyfriend because

they want a Western-looking boyfriend. I

mean, why would you want a foreign

boyfriend that looks like a Japanese guy

when you could just date a Japanese guy?

Another reason why Japanese girls usually

want a foreign boyfriend is because they

want to learn English or they want to

practice English. And I speak Japanese

pretty well, so I don't speak English to

Japanese girls unless they can already

speak English at a good level. Otherwise,

it just becomes really frustrating to

communicate. So those are the 2 main

things that Japanese girls look for when

looking for a foreign boyfriend: looking

Western and speaking English. 2 things

that I can't offer. And because I can't

offer these 2 things, it means I'm denied

access to the higher quality Japanese

girls. And the only Japanese girls that

I'm left with are the ones that are too

old, too mentally unstable, or too ugly to

be able to find a normal Japanese

boyfriend. And then they resort to looking

for a desperate foreign guy like me. So

when I look back on my past relationships,

they've all ended in failure. And I ask

myself, why did they end in failure? Was

it my fault? Was it because of my

immaturity? Was it because I get fed up

easily and I don't have patience to put up

with emotional women? So am I to blame?

Was it my fault? No, every relationship

was with an Asian woman. There must be

some kind of connection. Maybe Asian women

are just not a good fit for me. I'm sorry,

Asian women, but I've given you a lot of

chances and you've just failed to make me

happy. I need to start opening my eyes. I

need to start realizing that there are

other women in the world that are not

Asian. I see it now. I've just been

brainwashed by anime into thinking that

Asian girls and Japanese girls are the

most beautiful girls in the world when

that's not true. There's beautiful women

and people from all over the world, and I

just need to realize that faster. I've

just been limiting myself to one color of

the rainbow, and there's so much more out

there. I need to cancel my subscription to

japancupid.com. I need to get rid of all

my Japanese porn bookmarks. There's so

much to do. So because of these reasons,

I've decided that my next relationship is

going to be with a non-Asian woman,

unless it's a really attractive Asian

woman or one that's younger than me. But

no more Asian women that are 10 years

older than me. I'm raising my standards.

I don't care if it means that I'll never

get into a relationship again. I don't

care if it means I'll never have a

girlfriend again. I don't care if it means

that I'll be single for the rest of my

life. Maybe I'll just get a Fleshlight. I

was looking at toys for men the other

night and they actually had this replica

of arse cheeks, a woman's arse cheeks,

cut off at the stomach and at the thighs,

and it was about £500. And I was thinking

to myself, I wonder how realistic that is.

The problem is, where would I hide it? I

can't just leave it lying around in my

room. That would be so embarrassing if my

parents found it. Maybe I can get one for

Christmas. Non-Asian women, hit me up on

the DMs. You can find me on Instagram. I

like Star Wars and evening walks.