cycling stream

Is it back?

Testing. Is it back?

I don't know why it's so bad.

I think it's mainly because I'm doing it

at 1080p. If I could lower

it a bit, but when I'm standing still,

it's fine.

Maybe I'm just moving too fast for the

connection to reach me. I'm moving faster

than the speed of light. What speed

does internet travel at?

The megabits can't keep up with me.

It's weird. I saw 2 people

behind me. Now they've disappeared.

Um, well,

I am stumped as

to why it's so unreliable.

Is it still the same stream? It says it's

been streaming 52 minutes, so I think it's

still the same one.

Testing. Oh, fuck,

why is it doing that?

Wait.

I don't know why it does the emergency

Testing,

testing.

Look at the thumbnail, it's like the

glitched out thing.

I feel like when I start moving again,

it's just gonna do the weird glitch again.

I don't really want to go onto country

lanes now because I feel like I know

what's going to happen. At least when I

phoned on this— when I streamed on the

phone It kind

of stayed connected for a bit.

It's like this is worse somehow,

even though it's $2,000.

Swipe left to make chat bigger. Oh yeah,

it's not really bigger, it's just— I

don't know what's actually done. The

actual text is not bigger.

It's just more centered. It looks the

Moving fast is the problem. It seems like

cuz right now it seems fine, but when I

start moving off, watch what happens.

We're going to move off now.

When I hit a certain speed,

I think— oh,

this is why I stay on the roads.

Oh, see,

and this is why people— I mean, this is

why I stay on the roads. People keep

saying, why doesn't he stay off the road?

This bit's

okay.

It's actually a lot harder to cycle on the

footpath because of all the twigs

and stuff.

Ah, maybe I'll go back on

Oh, it's frozen, hasn't it? See, look,

when I stop moving, it comes back on.

So weird.

But it looks really good when I stand

still. It's just when I start moving When

it's shaky, it gets really bad.

Maybe all the shaking is not good for the

live view in my backpack.

Imagine I vibrate it and it falls apart.

1,000 pounds of gear.

Oh, how am I going to get back on the

There's so much traffic.

Ah, I might as well stay on the footpath.

Oh, see, when I start moving, it stops

playing the video.

Why?

Maybe I have to get more SIM cards.

Get 3 SIM cards and a

wireless router.

Oh, this is the worst footpath ever.

Oh, oh, there's so many tree roots

on the footpath.

When I was at the post office, I asked if

they did international driving permits.

They said yes, but there was a massive

queue, so I decided to go.

I'm still not sure if I really want one.

I just don't really picture myself driving

over there.

Okay, I want to get back on the road, but

there's so much traffic I can't find a

space.

Oh, try to get on here quick.

Well, everyone's coming out today for a

drive in the sunny roads

of Kent.

I don't know why this is worse than last

time. At least last time you

could see, see the video.

Oh my God, this is worse than my phone.

At least my phone managed to

stream this bit.

The hell? This bit should have good

connection cuz it's the main road.

Oh my God, sucks.

How do I have 6,000 kilobits and it can't

even stream the footage?

Mission failure. Sometimes it's okay.

Like now it's okay, isn't it?

I think it's because I'm not going very

fast right now. I'm only going 15 miles

per hour. But if I went 20 or 25,

I don't know why my speed affects the

See, I went over 25 kilometers per hour

and then the video starts lagging.

How does that Rob CD guy do it? That guy

in Japan?

Well, it doesn't really matter because I'm

not going to cycle again. And I don't

think I'll cycle next week. I don't really

have anywhere to go.

Hopefully this problem doesn't happen

when I'm just walking.

And I can't see the chat anyway cuz it's

so small.

What did he say?

I thought I could see the chat whilst I

ride, but that's pretty dangerous

actually. It's way too small.

If I'm stopping, I can look Look

at the

traffic jam.

This is why driving sucks.

Stuck in a jam,

can't get out.

Oh, my bum! Oh, I went over a drain.

My bum has been tenderized.

You know Starlink? Elon Musk's Starlink?

I heard people saying that it doesn't work

when you're moving. So if you've got

Starlink in a car, the connection's not

very good, but if you stay still, it's

pretty good. Maybe it's the same thing.

Maybe Our

internet technology is just not good for

moving targets.

If you're just web browsing, then fine,

it'll work. But if you're moving

fast— because it definitely seems to be

fine below 15 miles per hour,

but then when I go above it, it starts

getting bad.

Any internet scientists here can confirm

my theory.

Well,

whoa,

here we Overtook

me and turned left.

That's not illegal, is it?

Can't do that. That's dangerous

Go home and play with my sister's cat.

She called it Pushkin. It's a boy.

I'll put some videos on my Instagram of

the cat. It's pretty cute. I think it's 12

weeks old.

Oh, finally back in Harrietsham Village.

See if it stays connected in here,

because last time it wouldn't connect in

Harrietsham Village.

Looks good.

15 miles per hour, can't catch

me,

AT&T. Oh wow, it's still streaming.

Last time I definitely lost connection

here because last time when I came

home there was no stream until I got back

home, and I was talking the whole way. I

didn't even notice that no one was

listening.

So I think it could have streamed in some

balance, but not when I go fast.

This bit's quite nice.

Do you want to see my grandfather's grave?

What's in here? Ow!

I'll show you my granddad. Can I

bring my bike in here?

I can't get in the gap.

I'm in. Maybe I can just put my bike here

and no one's gonna steal it. Where's my

I took Mila here and I took Chihiro here.

This is streaming graveyard stream.

Signal's trying to pinpoint your phone.

When you move, you constantly get out of

the range. It's different in big cities

like Tokyo or Osaka. There is the signal

much broader than in areas like here right

now. Okay, so it's not my gear that's the

problem. It's just stupid Kent. In loving

memory of our parents, John and

Mary. Oh my God, there's so many more dead

people since I last came here. The last

time I came here, the gravestones ended

over around where I'm standing. Now

there's row upon row of more gravestones.

Frederick Coppins. My dearest

grandfather Philip built my house,

fought for our country. He fought the evil

Nazis in Africa. Wow, look at this

gravestone! Parachute Regiment, Army Air

Corps. Whoa, age 20!

Oh, 1947. I thought he died like

yesterday. 1947, he died at age 20.

Is it streaming? Yeah, I'm just standing

still. It should be fine now.

Oh, I want to see how young the people

died at the newest gravestones.

Maybe some died from COVID I didn't think

a graveyard would be so interesting. It's

just so fascinating that we're alive and

breathing, and then these people were dead

in a box.

So what are they gonna do when they run

out of space? Look, they're gonna run out

of space very soon.

They've only got 2 more rows that they

could put gravestones.

Ford, 2012. Did anyone die this year?

Halloween stream. Yeah, I should come here

at night with a flashlight.

Wow, look at this gravestone. Henry Stuart

Stith. Oh, he died in January 2021.

He was born in 1950. 50, so he's 71.

Gladys Sheila Williams,

beloved grandmother,

July 2020. Where the 2022 peeps

at? Hazel Crouch,

together again with Auntie Do

you think I should be buried here too with

my granddad?

Why is Daniel in a cemetery? Just taking

you to see my granddad.

I don't know. Know any of these people. I

don't think my uncle and auntie would be

buried here. I heard they're selling the

house and they're going to move closer to

my cousins.

Wow, look at this gravestone! It's like a

book.

Maybe I'll put this on YouTube. Exploring

haunted cemetery at 12

in the afternoon, very scary.

Betty and Mary Sergeant,

beloved mother and Nana.

Okay, let me find my granddad. He's not

here. We have to go back to the middle He

died— my granddad died in 1999.

My granddad never even made it to the

2000s, and he was 81,

I think. I think he was born in 1919

and then died in 1990. No, no, he's born

in 1921, I think.

1921. And then I nearly rode my bike over

the grave. I didn't see that. I thought it

was just grass. He was born in

1921 and died 1999,

and I was about 11 or 12. I think I was

11. No, I was 10 because I was born 1989.

Yeah, I was 10 years old when he died. I

didn't even notice that he was gone.

I don't even remember my dad. Saying,

kids, your grandfather has died. And we

were like, oh, okay, we're moving into his

house. Yay, new house!

It's funny, when we were kids, when I was

a kid and grandparents died, it was

like a fun thing because we would all get

together with the relatives and the

cousins and have a big banquet and a big

feast. All the family get together for the

funeral, there'd be loads of food food,

and then we'd play with the cousins and

run around and do stupid stuff, and it was

like a fun time. Now I feel kind of sad,

like, yeah, my grandmother died and I

didn't even care. Imagine if she could see

the world. Imagine if she could see the

state of the economy, the utter state

of the British pound. Where the fuck is my

granddad? Uh, it's probably in there in

the middle bit.

It's definitely not past this bit.

These people making me nervous. It was

like a small grave. I think that's it

actually. I don't want to ride my bike

over the gravestone.

It's probably one of these really

old-looking ones with moss and stuff all

over it. Wait, let me just

park my bike here. No one's going to steal

it. Oh, my phone's on the bike though.

Now bring the bike. I can't see

what's written on the gravestone because

it's covered in so much stuff. My mum used

to come and put daffodils— maybe it's

this one.

No, I can't even read what's on it, it's

so worn out.

I reckon it's this.

Radcliffe Sears.

Look at this bit, it's all overgrown.

I need to stay near the bike, I think,

because my phone has a connection

to the, to the stream.

George Gillum.

I forgot where it is.

Um.

I don't remember.

I don't remember ever talking to my

granddad. Can I just walk over this bit?

It's just like an empty piece of grass.

Maybe it's this one. It was a very plain

gravestone and kind of short and square.

Pat Priss.

No, I don't think it was this far in. It

was further out. Anne Smith.

Well, it seems like the stream's pretty

good when I walk slowly and don't go 15

miles per hour, but if I go on a train. I

don't get it because I've seen RobCD in

Tokyo— well, he's in Tokyo, so it's

different— but I've seen him get on the

underground trains and still stream and

not lose any connection. That guy must

have a beast of a setup. He must have like

2 SIM cards and a modem plugged into

Ethernet and a hotspot.

I've only got 2 connections, but you can

have up to 4 with LRT bonding.

M.H. Curtis Parachute Regiment. That's a

very white-looking stone. It looks like a

very new stone. Why is it here? If it's

this new, shouldn't it be further to the

front? Unless they just replaced it with

a new stone, or maybe they found his body

recently and buried him. I don't know

how it works.

I don't think my granddad had like these

long bits. It's sad, isn't it?

Some of these gravestones are just

overgrown and no one comes to visit and

look after the gravestone. Because what if

the person who's buried, everyone who knew

him is gone as well? Because when I die,

no one's gonna know me. Who's gonna care?

My mum's gonna be dead by the time I'm

dead. My sister could be dead too.

The only person who would care about me

anymore when I'm old would be my sister,

unless I magically find the girl of my

dreams and have a family, which— can you

see that happening? Do you ever picture me

meeting the girl of my dreams and having a

family full of friends and kids? I don't

see it. I think I'm gonna die alone,

and then I won't even have a gravestone

because someone will just find me dead in

an apartment, and then they'll just put me

in a box somewhere. What do they do with

people who don't have any relatives and

they just die alone and there's, there's

no one to organize a funeral or anything?

They just get rid of the body and put it

in like a storage I

really don't know where my granddad is.

Definitely is not over here.

Should ask these people.

Maybe it was

here. Mithril.

Mithril. Can't read it.

If those people go, then I feel more at

ease. At ease.

Wow, they've got a nice car. Toyota C-HR.

Maybe it's over here near the entrance.

Oh, is this it?

No. John and Mary,

George Martin.

For God's sake.

So obviously these are all in

chronological order, so these gravestones

are all dated 2000s. My granddad

died 1999, so it should

be the row behind it.

1990. What?

Get cremated in a mass burial pit.

I reckon it should be here.

1914 until 2002,

so it should be this row.

I took a picture of it, I put it on

Instagram. I forgot what the, the actual

gravestone looks like.

Now I'm getting fed up. I'm gonna go home.

1947. Are you sure he even has a

headstone? Yeah, because I, I came many

times before. I came with Chihiro and we

found it. This is 1950.

This is 1948.

What? Why do I not remember?

These ones are way older, I think. You

can't even read the text.

1934.

Maybe it's this way.

Bike around till you find it. So that'll

1956. So these are the 1950s. These people

were born in the 1800s, that means.

Oh no, this one was born in 1956,

died age 15. Frederick Febby,

RIP. I think

we've walked past it and I just didn't

notice. 1982, Constance Betty

Frank Fowler.

So, Victor John,

1967.

Maybe this row.

1991. Ow! Oh, I hit my shin.

Oh, I think I'm gonna go home. I can't

find the damn thing.

Did I put it on my Instagram? I forgot

now. I'm pretty

sure it was just like a very plain square

block. Dennis— Dennis

John Tong.

It's an Asian-sounding

name.

1994. If I can find 1999—

people coming again.

Maybe it's here. 1989.

People coming.

1989. Wow. Ellen Florence Payne died on

my birthday, March 1989, 95 years old.

I never knew her.

I'll look on your Instagram. Hold on.

Okay, I think I did post

it. You'll have to scroll back all the way

to 199— I mean 2019, not 1990.

1998. I feel like we're getting closer.

No, actually we're getting further Wait,

now it says 1987. Ask them

what— excuse me, I'm looking for my

granddad's gravestone. Could you

help me? His name was

Philip. All these dates are out of order.

Look, this one says 2021.

Wow, the connection's really good now. I

wonder how much bandwidth I've got.

Well, 9,000. It's over 9,000 kilobits.

Granddad James Bohan,

1996. It definitely wasn't this deep in,

it was nearer to the entrance.

It's not on your Instagram. Hmm,

don't worry then.

Damn it, I really wanted to see my

granddad.

Why can't I find it?

Wait, I think I do remember a little bit.

It had like a little concrete thing coming

around out of it.

It's definitely not one of those.

No. Is your father here too? No, my dad

Yeah, we buried my dad in our garden. I

was just going to say, where did we bury

my dad? Because we didn't bury him in a

graveyard or cemetery or cremation place.

My grandmother is— was cremated in

Maidstone. Actually, no, I think she

was cremated on the way to Ashford in

some cremation place. And then I

think they give you a plot of land to, to

bury the ashes. But with my dad, we

brought the ashes home and then we dug a

hole and then planted a tree. My uncles

planted a tree over the ashes.

So my dad's ashes— I don't know if trees

grow from ashes.

My dad became a tree.

Gertrude, Stephen Martin.

What? I thought it said dung man. Young

man, young man,

what you doing here? I see you.

Maybe this way.

Spending all day In the cemetery.

Oh, for God's sake.

I think I'm going to give up. Getting fed

up with this.

No. Martin, who died 1962.

God's sake, why can't I find the fucking

thing?

Someone over there.

What if it's this one? I can't see the

writing.

I don't think it's that.

Maybe it's one of those, but they're so

covered in yellow stuff.

Should we go in the church?

How is the live view? It seems pretty

pretty good. How— what do you think of the

quality? It's just when I'm riding above

50 miles per hour, the video kept cutting

out,

which is annoying because I wanted to go

50 miles per hour and show you how fast

I'm going. When I phoned from my phone— I

mean, when I streamed from my phone, it

didn't cut out. Maybe because the

connection is going straight into the

phone instead of through a phone and

through a Wi-Fi modem and then into a

LiveU.

Yeah, I think the phone stream,

although the connection is weaker, the

connection is direct into the phone and

direct out the phone to Twitch. But with

the LiveU, it kind of sends information

around, like through a modem, then through

the LiveU and then through Twitch,

so it's like extra steps.

Quality is great and sounds great. Nice.

Yeah, when the connection's good, I think

it should be good. I've got a dead cat on

my GoPro too, so the wind And shouldn't

even be a problem.

Is that man lost too? He can't find his

granddad.

Can't go up here.

Why can I not remember? I think it was—it

was not like a really low, flat one. It

was more like a medium,

medium-ish size—not a huge one.

What's over here?

I think it's the vibration from the road.

Could be, which also makes me feel

like it's not a great idea to have £1,000

worth of encoding gear vibrating because

it's got fans and stuff in there. It's

like a mini computer.

I'm hungry. I'm gonna go home and I'll

make a bacon sandwich. If it's still

streaming when I'm in the house, I'll show

you pushing The kitten.

Look, this is where I got bullied back in

my day when I was a kid. These stupid chav

kids used to hang around under that little

porch thing. There used to be benches

there. They took the benches away to stop

people hanging around. Look how old

these gravestones must be. If we go all

the way to the first bit of the graveyard

Jeez, these people must have died in the

1800s. Look at the old-style gravestones.

They have like a lying down bit of

concrete.

I'll be going to Thailand in December.

Would you like to meet? Are you a hot

lady? I think I'll

be in Thailand in December because I got a

60-day visa and I might extend

it to 90 days if I like Thailand.

Whoa,

1790! But maybe if the things don't go

well with the Thai girl, end up getting

kicked out, yeah, it'd be nice to have

someone to hang out with.

Or I'll get depressed and lonely again.

I want to go to the very front. Whoa,

look at this gravestone! This is a tomb.

Look at that. William— what?

William J. Honker, 1905.

I can't read it. Something of

this parish. Folkestone,

February 1st, 1905.

William Hall. I can't read what it says.

It looks like Russian.

That is a tomb with

a skeleton.

Look at this one. In memory

of one son and 2 daughters of John and

Fanny Fuller. Edward died in 1835

at 27 years old. Anne Elizabeth died

September 25th of 1840.

Put your whole family story on a

gravestone. Daniel Lord died

2036, famous for cheating on his Japanese

wife and having a sex doll.

He also— I don't

know, what else would I add on my

gravestone? Hates YouTube for not making

him more famous. Even though he rightly

deserves it.

John the Baptist Churchyard.

John Charles Woolley. Where are the

people who died in the 1600s?

Poor granddad. No one comes to visit him,

and then when his grandson does come to

visit him, he can't even find where his

gravestone is.

Um, I heard from my dad when my granddad

was building my house, apparently he got

scammed by some builders. Well, no, he

scammed the builders. He owed them payment

and then he refused to pay, and then they

showed up at his house, or my house, I

guess. They threatened to beat him up or

something, so he eventually paid. I think

my granddad was a bit weird. He also had

some kind of falling out with the

neighbors over which part of the garden is

his and which part is the neighbor's.

And then he cut down the neighbor's tree

because it was in what he thought was his

part of the garden. I think he was a funny

man.

Famous YouTuber, famous YouTuber and porn

star Sarah-Jane

Bodiam, who departed this life May

17th, 1914.

Wow, all these people are dead.

They would never have known that in the

year 2022 their gravestones will be

livestreamed to people across

the world. Where are we watching from?

America, probably. Who would have known?

That, um,

I can't read anything.

Am I allowed up here? No. Well,

there's the church. Can you

see the church?

I need to angle it up.

St. John's Baptist Church. I don't think

I've ever been inside of it.

Oh shit, I've got low battery, low battery

on my iPhone, so I think we'll go back,

wrap things up.

Ideally it would be plugged into the

battery bank, but I didn't bring my

Lightning cable because I didn't think it

would be very long.

I wonder if there's anyone really famous

buried here, like a king.

Old is the church? I reckon it was built

in the 1600s. It's pretty old.

Look at that. Can you see?

Give you a view.

I think we could go in it, but I don't

really want to go inside. It'd be weird.

What if someone's having a funeral?

Daniel livestreams stranger's funeral.

Daniel accidentally walks into funeral,

livestreams it.

Funny.

Daniel says it's 11th century. Wow,

it's over 1,000 years old.

It's got, um,

traditional glass-stained windows from the

Norman era. So 11th century

is like 1060-something, isn't Was

it built by the Normans? It was probably a

Norman church. 1066 was the invasion

of Normandy.

They landed in Hastings from France and

had one decisive battle with the King of

England, King Harold Godwinson.

He got shot in the eye with an arrow.

That was stupid. The English were winning.

Harold was winning. They were on the high

ground on a hill. The French— I mean, the

Normans were attacking and not really

making a lot of progress. And then the

Normans did like a fake retreat and they

just retreated back down the hill. And

then the Saxons, the English, broke ranks

and chased after them. And then King

William, or Duke William of Normandy,

just sent his cavalry— I mean cavalry—

in and cut them to pieces. And then King

Harold got shot in the eye, and then Saxon

England just got conquered, basically.

That's why he's called William the

Conqueror. And then William the Conqueror

conquered England and then built a load of

churches and castles. I think pretty much

all of the castles in England are Norman.

They're not Saxon. You want true Saxon

castles, you want to go to maybe Wales,

or I don't know where the Celts were.

The sky looks so nice. Yeah, it's so blue.

It looks way more blue in the GoPro than

it does in real life. It's a really nice

day.

Frying the sensor. Direct sunlight.

Look, we're getting no Fs. This is such a

good stream now. Too bad I can't

find my granddad. I wanted to say hi.

I'd love to see my granddad's face

if he could see the house now. I think he

would cry. The house was my granddad's

dream, but he got depressed and kind of

lost motivation to fix it. He just sat

around all day fiddling with stuff,

and then he didn't really make any

improvements on the house for decades.

But if he could see the house now. See

what my dad did to it— the conservatory,

the kitchen extension, the driveway

rebricked. He would be so proud.

Have I been to Wales? No.

Just seems kind of empty and barren,

doesn't it? It's like a load of hills.

It's just hills and some rivers.

I swear to God, his gravestone was in line

with the gate that we came in, and it was

like a tiny little square block.

What isn't it one of?

Those? This one— look, that one doesn't

have a gravestone. What if they took the

gravestone off? What if it was that behind

that orange tree? It's just

like a mound of grass.

Are you sure it's not one of these? I'm

sure it was near the gate. This one's Mary

and John, George Martin,

Charles Norris.

Maybe they took it away. So I'm sure it

was one of these. Look, that one doesn't

have a gravestone either. Maybe it was

that one.

Someone stole my granddad's gravestone.

Can't find it.

It's not behind this tree, is it?

Well, maybe it was further forwards than I

thought it was.

Oh.

Annie? No. Alfred?

Uh, Wendy?

I can't believe a small village like that

can have chavs. Yeah, it's all like

council housing around that area, and a

lot of the men who work here. I mean, a

lot of the men who live here, they work in

the nearby factories and warehouses.

There's Lenham Storage, which is a couple

miles away. A lot of people work there.

There's a lot of lorry drivers, bus

drivers, construction workers who live in

these areas. And then their kids basically

grow up as chavs because the people who

work those jobs are usually chavs

themselves, and then their kids become

what their parents are.

No, I can't find the damn gravestone.

There's a lady over there. Should I do my

moves? Oh no, it's a with her picking up

women at the graveyard. Okay, let's just

go. Uh, spent like half an hour going

around in circles. Sorry, Grandad.

It's getting very windy. Someone shut

the gate. Oh, okay.

Oh, sticky. Why is it sticky?

Do I have to shut the gate? I can't get

And then dropped my bike.

Did you see that?

Should I shut the gate?

Maybe I Commonwealth

War Graves.

My foot got stuck.

Oh, bum. You know the bone in your bum in

the middle at the end of your spine? That

is starting to hate— to hurt— to ache. I

nearly said to hate.

La la

la la la la la la. Let's go.

So, uh, we're losing the video now because

I'm going too fast.

Walking streams, good. Cycling streams,

not good.

Really sucks because I want to go cycling.

I'll take you up the road past my house,

see if I can show you before

we go back home. There's quite a nice view

at the top of the hill.

Is it time for lunch yet?

A bee flew into me.

Don't sting me, it's your fault. You flew

into me.

We'll go past the house. Oh, you can't

even see anything.

Let me slow down.

Yeah, it's the speed. It's definitely the

speed. I don't know if lowering the,

the output definition would stop this.

It's when I move fast.

But when I was in Maidstone, it was fine,

wasn't it? It only started doing this when

I got out of the town center,

so it must be better in the town center.

Let me get to the top of the hill, then

I'll show you.

No,

no, look, see, it comes back when I slow

down. I'm only going about 11 kilometers

per hour. The town

had smoother surface. Do you think it's

the vibrating then? I think it's the

Oh, oh, it's a load of poo and flies all

over it.

Oh, whoa! Look at this piece of land.

That is a nice piece of land. Got 10%

battery on my phone.

I would love to have this bit of land.

It's got such a great view.

Oh, you can't really see the view that

well because of the wide angle, but you

can see all over Kent.

You can just see straight across.

Yeah, it just looks like a tiny little

line on the wide angle.

Buy it. How much do you think this piece

of land would be? It's like 50K, probably

100K. There's nothing

on it. No one's even doing anything with

it. Maybe they put horses on This is all

horse fields. There's horse stables over

there. I actually saw this house,

this one right here, on Rightmove, and

they were selling it for £1.2 million.

Said— what's the word for horses?

Equestrian or something.

Equestrian house.

With the stables, outhouse, barn.

Be a bit boring though if you're a young

man in your 20s or your 30s. Do you really

want to just buy a piece of land in the

middle of nowhere and then sit there doing

nothing? Or do you want to go to the

streets of Bangkok and rub dicks with the

ladyboys? Buying a piece of land in the

countryside and then settling down is what

you do when you're like 50. You're in your

20s, your 30s, I think you want to be in

Asia, in the cities, and just fucking your

brains out, don't you?

So I just feel so depressed and bored and

lonely and horny. If I just had a piece of

land in a nice English countryside, It'll

be relaxing, I guess, but right

now in life I have other urges.

I want to get Thai massage. See, look how

good the connection is now. It'd be better

if I just walked, to be honest. There's

not really much else. I mean, we could go

down Pilgrim's Way. But there's there's so

much trees you won't really be able to see

the view. It'd just be like a tunnel of

trees. I'll show you a bit of it.

It's quite pretty.

Whoa! Look at this road. Would you come

downhill in a car? I hope

not. One comes. Would be a bit awkward.

Look at this,

isn't that nice? I don't want to go down

it. Oh, van!

Where's he going?

DPD. We'll just go down this road really

slowly so you can actually see.

Can you hear the brakes on this? I think

they're hydraulic brakes because they make

this weird noise when I squeeze it.

You can go 40 kilometers per hour down

this road, but you'll hit that bump where

the tree root sticks out and then you'll

go flying.

How fast do cars go on these roads?

Um, actually I think it's national speed

limit, so you could go 60, but most people

don't because you'd be insane to go 60 on

It's funny because the country lanes are

mostly national speed limit, which is 60

miles per hour, but they're so narrow

you'd be crazy to go over 45.

But then you have massive wide open

roads that have speed limit of 30 miles

per hour just because there's some houses

nearby.

Oh, I cut out. I'm not even going fast.

I'm gonna have to do some Google research

why it is moving fast. It can't be the

vibrations because I'm not even going very

quickly.

Look, if I stop— there's actually a

postbox. In that person's wall, I used to

drop off my knife sharpness there. Is it

Yeah, it's back now. When I stop, it comes

back.

So weird. Okay, let's just go

home. My testing has come

to an end. We have some interesting

new findings.

Imagine if they cat

ran outside, we couldn't find it. My

sister would freak out.

Sit back.

Could switch— I

don't know if the live view switches

automatically to Wi-Fi.

I'm starving. What time is

it? It's not very stable.

If I can switch back to my house Wi-Fi.

I've only got 4% battery on my phone.

Okay, turn off hotspot.

No, 1 hour.

Is he going to reconnect to the Wi-Fi? Oh

Oh, he connected to the Wi-Fi. Tiny a

couple of weeks ago. How many

weeks now? I got him on the 15th. Why your

socks inside out? I got him on the 15th,

so I had him for nearly— I can hear the

fan in my live view.

You want to move it

and make a top cover or something?

Yeah, I just want to Remember, me and

David Gibson always want to do something

before and try to tidy it up.

So hopefully he got one smaller.

He got one smaller and the people come in

thinking, oh, you're going to come out,

and he's so happy.

I don't know if it's

charging the battery.

Listen to the fan.

This thing would definitely overheat.

Why is it not charging?

My phone has 3% battery.

We say I'm going home. So I'm home,

but it's like I'm not coming home.

I'm away, but I'm just going to sleep for

I'm up, but I'm not going to sleep

So I'm going to sleep, but I'm going to

I want to show my livestream your

cat.

Call his name.

You don't just pick him up, frighten him.

Can you

she got

4 children.

All in all, I remember she told me, I

think she's my star. She's so pretty.

She's so pretty. That's my name.

I know she's quite short.

Take him

down.

I don't know if the battery is charging.

It just says yellow.

Sabrina, look at my livestream. So much

stuff.

It's livestream now. Yeah,

there's only 40 people watching.

Everyone is sleeping anyway in America.

Look at all

this stuff.

Can you hear the fan?

She's sniffing my feet, my shoes.

We go by

the store.

Now you're going

to see the cat now.

Stop! You don't give me enough.

Meow meow.

Meow meow. Hey, I'm not— it's quite warm.

It's nice. Where are you

going? To the shed. What shed? Our shed.

The cabin? No, the wooden shed.

To clear out a table or something.

Oh, is it

still streaming?

It's my sister's

cat.

I think the battery charger is charging

the live view.

Wake up,

you.

Meow.

Look, are you on camera?

Look here,

kept disconnecting

when I went over 15 miles per hour. The

video froze, but then when I stopped

moving, it went back on. It's weird.

It doesn't smell like anything.

They said hi, Sabrina.

There's no smell.

Nemo and Toffee had quite a strong smell.

No,

don't jump off, it's high,

it's too Too high,

too high to jump.

I'll let you down.

Say bye-bye.

Do you like my sister's cat?

I think it's a tabby, some kind of tabby

cat. I need a drink.

Oh.

He seems quite friendly. Mimo always used

What's in the attic hatch? I don't know,

actually. I don't think I've ever seen

anyone go up into the attic here in

that part of the house.

Okay,

back to my bedroom.

Oh, there's so much stuff for streaming

like this. You need your battery banks,

you need the LiveU, you got all these

cables, you got the wireless SIM card—

I mean the modem thing, not I

nearly dropped it.

I nearly dropped it.

£1,000 of gear. How do I

Daniel nearly drops his $2,000 IRL

setup.

Why is it so big?

You need the battery bank for the GoPro

and for charging the phone and for

charging the LiveU.

You need the LiveU to do the streaming,

so you need all All of that,

really.

Back home.

I also can't take it off the chest strap

unless I unpodge the wire, but I put these

wires tied together.

Bit worried about these battery banks.

I'm going to take it and just see if they

let me bring it on board. But apparently

you can only have up to 2 battery banks

for carry-on.

I think it'll be fine.

So I've got some— um,

I can walk away from the thing for a

little bit because I've got some distance

with the cable like that.

I have to get ready to go to Thailand

soon. I've got to start packing. I still

haven't decided what I want to bring. I'm

thinking iPad. Definitely need

iPad because I told the Thai girl that I

do digital art using an iPad, so she would

be expecting me to bring it. And do some

work, but using an iPad, so she'd

be expecting me to bring it. And I don't

know about the Steam Deck. The Steam Deck

is a big anomaly. I've been tempted to

sell it because I think I could sell it

for quite a nice price, but then I bought

the Steam Deck because I thought I wanted

to do gaming when I'm traveling because I

might not have stuff to do all the time.

I might just want to sit back and relax

and play some games, but then

it's kind of heavy. It takes a lot of

space in the bag. Does she know you do

YouTube? No, I told her I'm a digital

artist and I said I do little

characters and artwork on my iPad.

All those batteries and your phone is

still dying because I didn't plug my phone

in. That's what the third power

bank would be for, because the, the brick

one, that one on the left, that one's for

charging the LiveU, and only that can

charge the LiveU because it has a special

DC 12-volt connector.

And then the middle one charges the GoPro,

and then the third one would charge my

phone. So if I have to get rid of one at

the airport, I'm gonna have to— I don't

know, actually, maybe just use a second

one for the GoPro and the phone. Because

when I arrive in Thailand, my plan is I'm

gonna buy 3 SIM cards. I saw on

YouTube this airport tour in Bangkok,

and they, they sell travel SIMs, and you

can get a 30-day 5G

unlimited data SIM, and it's about

probably like £30 or £40. I'm thinking of

getting 3 of those, one in my phone, 2 in

my modems, because I've got 2 modems here,

and then I can bond 3 connections all at

The Steam Deck is great for emulating old

games, but I never play old games. I don't

really like playing old games. I like

playing new games or fairly new games.

I'm actually playing Hitman,

playing the Bangkok level. I was playing

the Hokkaido level a lot. I got bored of

it because I found— I think I found every

way to eliminate the targets. I found all

the secrets. Now moving on to Bangkok.

Hitman is really fun because Because

there's so many things to do in each level

and there's so much replayability. You can

finish one level and eliminate the targets

in like a really easy way, but then you

can find out how to eliminate them in more

interesting ways. And then if you snoop

around, you can eavesdrop and hear the

little conversations going on, learn about

the backstory of the characters and stuff.

It's really fun to just play the same

level over and over again.

And the game looks and plays great.

And I played a bit of Sea of Thieves on it

too, it plays really well.

I'll show you my current setup that I

plan to bring. But then I've got the

MacBook. I don't know if I want to bring

the MacBook. The MacBook would be nice if

I want to do some typing which I never do.

But you know, sometimes you want to sit on

a table and you want your, your laptop up

and you want to do some research or

booking stuff, or you know, you want to

sit up straight with a keyboard and feel

like you're in productivity mode. That's

where the MacBook would be nice, like plan

out some trips, do a bit of research on

stuff. It just feels different,