Feeling bored and lonely

Hello, my first

livestream. In Korea.

Look, I've got coffee.

I think I'll do 4

hours. What time is it? It's 10 AM. Just

woke up. If I do 4 hours, then it'll be

11, 12, 1, 2, and then I have 2 hours

to get ready.

Coffee. I think 8 hours

is a bit long, isn't it?

I start getting bored at 2 hours, to be

I got some bread, I put it up there, and I

got some baked beans over there,

and I got some cornflake bars. They're

pretty good. Cornflake bar,

my breakfast.

I think the bread's okay,

it's not bad, it's better than Japanese

bread. The coffee is good as well, it's

just instant coffee, and I was surprised

they have baked beans. Let me show you the

baked beans.

Who remembers? I think it was 2018.

I was, I was going all over the place and

I was like looking for baked beans with my

wife. We couldn't find any.

And then I was complaining about how

there's no baked beans in supermarkets.

I went to the first supermarket and I

found baked beans straight away.

Here you had to go to a special,

um, farm food shop in Japan to get baked

so I can make baked beans on toast. And I

also got some peanut butter sauce,

which Which I use as butter.

Let me make my coffee first.

Lots of things to discuss.

Oh, this heated flooring is so nice.

You have no idea how nice it is to walk

barefoot. On a heated floor.

It's my first time.

I think it's even better than a heated

toilet seat.

My thoughts on Korea so far, um,

it's okay, I guess.

That's all I had to say. It's all

right. It's not really that different to

Japan, to be honest.

Do I speak Korean? Yes, I'm fluent.

Korea, because you have to speak Korean.

No, I don't. Why do I have to speak

Korean? I don't speak to anyone.

It's not like I have a Korean wife.

If I had a Korean girlfriend or wife,

then yeah, I would have to speak Korean.

But just because you live in Korea doesn't

mean you have to speak Korean.

Korean people understand no thank you and

yes please. Everyone understands yes and

no, or one

please. Pretty sure no one in

the world doesn't understand yes and no

and one please and thank you.

Anyway, I had to speak Korean to the call

girl that I got on the first day. So that

was a bit— it was quite fun actually

because it's been 4 years since I last had

to speak Korean. It was weird speaking it

again. Surprisingly, I understood nearly

everything she said.

Would I meet anyone? I'm meeting— well, I

should be meeting this guy today, this

American guy who watches the channel.

Hopefully he'll show me some nice things I

can take videos of. Not really expecting

too much. Just go to a nice part of the

city, take some footage,

go to a restaurant, film the food. You

know, people love food, don't they?

I was trying to do some research looking

up other YouTubers who went to Korea.

This other guy called Living Bobby. It's

just food, isn't it? What else is there?

Food and places,

towers or castles. So I'll go to a

tower on my own maybe next week. Who

remembers when I went to the tower in

Germany? So I'll

recreate that, that video, but this

time a Korean version.

From last year,

and I think it was more eventful. So, so

far not much has happened. I came to the

Airbnb and I went shopping. That was it.

The connection is trash.

Oh no, I hate it

when this happens.

Well, I did a speed test and the

connection was pretty fast. It had 20

download and 30 upload.

I thought Korean internet's supposed to be

There's not much I can do. I can't use my

Japanese data. I've got this other little

pocket Wi-Fi, but I don't think it's very

fast either. I need to find

an Airbnb that has good internet.

And this isn't a cheap Airbnb. If I stayed

here for a month, it would have been

$1,200,

I think.

Did you have a proper goodbye to your

wife? No, it was weird because the

beginning of the day was fine. It was just

like a normal day. She went to work, she

said goodbye, she said hang out the

laundry. And then I started chatting to

people on Discord saying my wife just told

me that Nobita messaged her last year.

And then she came onto Discord as well and

then started having a go at me because I

was on Discord all the time and I didn't

talk to her. And then she started

messaging me saying that we should break

up, but it was just so sudden, so I just

said, okay, fine. If you're

gonna get upset with me just because I'm

talking on Discord, then I don't

really want to be with you anymore, being

such a baby about it.

Such a stupid reason to want to break up

just because I was on Discord.

Did I wear the masks? No, the masks are

pointless. They don't do anything. It's

only useful if you have the flu. And

you're sneezing and coughing. But if you

don't have it, it's not really that much

help because it doesn't have a tight seal

around your face. It doesn't have the

respirator, and the virus can still infect

you through your eyeballs. It can get into

your eyes and infect you that way. The

only benefit of having the mask is it

stops you from touching your face. Which

is what people do that infect themselves.

And then you get all the particles stuck

to the mask, and then you're walking

around all day with the virus stuck to

your face. You need a proper N95 mask that

has a tight seal and it has the

respirator. It's called N95 because it

blocks out 95% of the tiny particles,

but you need that little thing that's on

the front of it. Oh, thank you,

Arika, for becoming a fan.

Really, if you want to be completely

protected, you need a proper mask and you

need goggles and you need gloves,

but I'm not going to go outside with a

Bloody gas mask, am I?

There's only been 18 cases in Korea, I

think. I think it'll be fine.

Why do I film my livestreams like this?

Like what? Because I like to be close

to the phone. So it picks up my voice

clearly and you can

see my face like this.

If I flip the camera around, then I have

to put the phone further away from me,

otherwise it will just be too close, and

then I find it difficult to read the chat

because my eyesight sucks, plus my

voice won't be that clear. To be further,

further away. Then I have to speak louder.

Plus I can pick it up and show you things

like this, so I think it makes sense.

Oh, thank you, Lotto Doggy.

Plenty of rewards for level 1.

I don't have many rewards.

Maybe I'll give people access to old

livestreams after I finish them.

I'm also supposed to be meeting this

French girl. And she also said— she

also gave me permission to film her, but

I'm not allowed to film her face.

Hopefully she doesn't cancel.

That's weird.

I heard this weird clicking from the wall.

What the fuck?

What the

fuck? What's she saying?

I think

she said something about a fire alarm

check. I think.

I'm pretty sure she

said something about a fire alarm check.

Shit! Is someone gonna come here?

Oh, I didn't catch it. I'm pretty sure I

heard the word 소방, which is fire or

something, and I definitely heard 5

o'clock. Oh yeah, that person just said

they're doing a fire alarm check at 5.

See, I can speak Korean. Shut up.

That's so weird. They just have

announcements that go into every room.

See, I told you. Fire alarm check.

I didn't understand every word, but I

understood the main bits. 5 PM.

I won't be here because I'll be meeting

the American guy, so it's fine. Are they

gonna come inside here? That's weird. Why

would they come inside everyone's home?

No bloody privacy. What was I saying?

Yeah, I'm supposed to be meeting a French

girl. Uh, we might just go for

lunch and then I'll make a video.

Why do I drink like a 4-year-old? Because

I'm slurping. Because it's hot. I don't

want to burn my tongue. Why do you think

people slurp liquids? Because it's hot,

stupid.

How old is the French girl? I'm not sure,

probably early 20s, but she said someone

from her neighborhood got the coronavirus

and she was worried she might have it as

well. I'm pretty sure

she doesn't have it.

What are the chances? I think I'd risk

it though to get content. I think that

video could get good views. I've already

got the thumbnail planned out. She said,

she said she doesn't mind being in the

thumbnail if she wears a mask, so I'll

have her in the thumbnail and then the

title could just be, I met this girl in

Korea.

As long as she doesn't cough or sneeze on

me, then she'd be fine. The virus travels

through water droplets,

so as long as she doesn't come too close

to me and doesn't sneeze on me.

This other girl messaged me offering to

show me around as well. This— I think

she's black. She might be half black.

So yeah, I am meeting people. I'm not just

staying inside all the time. Well, I have

been staying inside all the time up until

now. Because there's not much to do.

I went to the supermarket, walked around

the station, I went to some market. It

wasn't really interesting. They just had

loads of, uh,

what's the word, shops that sell stuff,

t-shirts. It's not really fascinating.

Where do I meet these people? Well, they

all know my channel.

They're all viewers.

Not really having any luck on Tinder. I

matched 5 people on Tinder. 2 of them

unmatched me, and then the other one only

matched me because she knows me from my

channel. One of them didn't reply, and

then the other one seemed to be okay.

She seemed to be up for meeting, but then

she said, I'm too far away.

It's tough because on Japan Tinder

I easily get matches. Well, they're not,

not cute girls, but you know, it's better

than nothing. Here in Korea, I barely get

and I even tried pretending to be

different people. I downloaded a picture

of Chris Broad,

still didn't get any matches even after a

day. In a single match, even as Chris,

and he's got nice pictures, he's got, um,

cinematic backgrounds of Japan,

good camera.

So it's not my fault.

I don't really feel like it's that

different to Japan. The main differences

would be, well, in McDonald's there's

touchscreens, so that's good. I got

McDonald's and didn't even have to talk to

anyone. I just tapped on the screen, got

my burger, paid using my card, walked up

to the counter, picked it up, went to a

table. So easy. I don't know why Japan

doesn't have the touchscreen menus in

McDonald's.

Every country has it— England, Europe,

America. Why doesn't Japan have it?

I don't understand.

The main annoying thing is the internet.

It restricts you so much. You can't go on

Pornhub, and I can't watch Amazon Prime

Video. I was trying to watch the new Star

Trek series Picard, and it said because

of licensing, geographical licensing. And

then I tried using a VPN, and then it said

you cannot play videos whilst you have a

VPN on.

And you can't watch age-restricted videos

on YouTube unless you verify your age,

but you need a Korean phone number. So

annoying. I'm an adult, it should be up to

me what I want to see on the internet.

No, VPNs don't work. It won't let me play

videos with the VPN on. I can't torrent on

the— on an iPad.

How do you torrent on an iPad?

I do have a good VPN. I have NordVPN.

It doesn't work.

I think it's an iPad thing. They don't let

you play videos if you have VPN on. Maybe

it'll work on my Android phone, but I

don't want to start watching Picard on my

tiny little phone.

So it be— and I really want to see the

next one. Now I can't,

so I started watching Star Trek Original

instead. I never— I've never watched it

before. It's quite interesting.

It's not really too difficult to find

adult videos. There's loads of other

websites which haven't been blocked.

Oh, I can't use those delivery apps either

because you need a Korean phone number.

You need a Korean phone number for

everything. On the internet,

use my Japanese number.

Why do they need a number?

I'm not sure how long I'm going to stay in

Korea. Leave, but I don't really have a

reason to stay. So what do I do?

The reason I left Japan was because

obviously I have to leave Japan if I'm

divorced. Plus, I thought it'd be

interesting if I suddenly went to Korea.

Something new, isn't it?

I'm not really sure what's happening with

the Essex girl. I'm not sure if you

remember last time I explained that me and

the Essex girl were planning a trip

together, but then something happened in

her personal life which I don't think she

would be okay with me talking about. But

something pretty bad happened to her in

her personal life, and we haven't really

been talking much since then, so I don't

know If I should keep nagging her, or if I

should just give her some space. What do

you think? I really need advice on this.

It's been more than a week,

and I don't know if she's changed her

mind. She's probably not in the right

frame of mind to be thinking about the

trip anymore, so I maybe I should leave

her alone. Give her some space.

It's kind of frustrating.

It would be nice though, wouldn't it?

No one would expect it. The Essex girl

makes a return.

We were planning to go to Indonesia or

some other country. I don't really want to

go to Indonesia, to be honest. It looks

kind of shit. Rather go somewhere

else like Thailand or Vietnam.

I need toilet now.

Oh, and food here is kind of expensive.

People keep saying that I'm going to a

really expensive supermarket. I don't

think it's the most expensive. I went to

this other one called Lotte Mart. I walked

in there, looked around, the prices were

insane. So I walked back out, walked

around looking for a different

supermarket, and I found this one called

GS Supermarket. But GS is kind of like

a convenience store chain, so it's still

expensive. I spent $16 on

food, only lasted me about 2 days. In

Japan, I could last 3 days on about $6.

And then I walked a bit more after I

finished shopping and I found this street

market and it was

a bit cheaper but it was like a really

crappy looking market. All the food was in

cardboard boxes on the floor and

the meat was behind like a butcher's

counter and no one was there so I don't

know how to get the meat so I'd have to

call someone over. And then talk to a

person. I don't want to talk to someone,

and it's much further away, and it's

freezing cold here. I don't really want to

go outside because it's so cold.

If I take my hands out of my pockets for a

few minutes, it actually hurts. It's so

cold it hurts. My whole face goes numb.

I can't even speak. It's really horrible

outside.

It's so much colder than Japan. I need to

get some gloves. Holding the

plastic bag, my hand was going numb. I

couldn't feel it anymore. It was crazy.

And it even started snowing, these big fat

snowflakes falling out the sky.

The meat is, um, the meat's really

expensive. Even when it's 40% off, half

price, it's still about

$7 or $8 just for a packet of meat. I

could get that for ¥200 in Japan, $2 or

$1 in Japan.

Food in Japan is so much cheaper.

You're not even trying anymore. What do

you mean trying what?

I'm telling you what I think about Korea.

What do you mean not trying?

Oh, thank you, Craig Davies. Do I want to

hang out in Seoul? Could do. Should I

just say yes to everyone who wants to meet

up, or do I have to lose? It's not like

I'm doing anything else.

But what if I get murdered

in the middle of the day in front of

I feel quite comfortable with this

American guy that I'm going to meet today

because I've spoke to him quite a bit,

and I'm pretty sure he's not a dick

because he gave me a lot of advice for

YouTube, and he also gave me a pretty big

donation last year.

But I got this massive spot on my chin.

Every time I'm going to meet someone, I

always get a stupid spot. I had no

spots before meeting Elvis, and then a few

days before I had to meet him, I had a

massive eruption. Every time.

Why can't I just meet someone without

getting a big spot? It just makes me feel

really Um,

nervous.

My hair feels really soft as well. It's

weird. I think it's the water here.

Makes my hair feel really soft. It's

strange. Usually when I wake up, my hair's

really stiff.

I'm not sure why. I'm not sure what's

different with the water.

There's not much to talk about because I

haven't really done anything.

I'm not sure where to get my next Airbnb.

I think what I'm going to do with the

Airbnbs is I'll get a new Airbnb every

7 days so I don't get bored so quickly.

There's not really a huge benefit of just

getting one Airbnb for the whole month.

You get some, some places they give you a

monthly discount, but most places give you

a weekly discount, which is about the

same, 5 or 10% discount.

So I might as well just stay in different

Airbnbs for 1 or 2 weeks because I might

get a crap Airbnb and then I'll be stuck

there for a month.

I think that's a good idea.

I'm not sure how important the location of

the Airbnb is because I don't really go

outside much. There's just no

reason to go outside unless I'm gonna meet

someone. I walked around a bit here,

but everywhere's the same, you know. It's

just roads and buildings and shops. It's

not like there's a circus going on.

I had to lock my wife out of Netflix

yesterday— 2 days ago. That was a bit sad.

I was trying to watch Star Trek Original

and then it wouldn't let me. It said too

many screens being used, and then it said

Fire Stick Friends. So she was watching

Friends on the Fire Stick.

I had to reset the password and log out of

everything. Why was she watching Friends

at 11 PM? She never does that.

I do feel a bit bad about it.

I don't know, I feel confused because on

one hand I'm excited because I

can make videos in Korea and meet new

people. And I can talk about anything I

want to without getting scolded or nagged

at. But then I do feel a bit bad that

I basically— I chose Discord

over her.

I can't go back now because everyone would

be pissed off. They'll say, oh, you're

just making it up, you're just going to go

back to her. And then if I do go back to

her, we'll just end up fighting again over

the same thing. And I wasn't really happy

anyway. I was so bored being stuck there,

and we barely talked to each other. We've

got nothing in common.

So I think it's for the best. Sometimes

you just have to be harsh, you have to be

cruel. It's probably for the best.

And then I'll be stuck in Japan in the

apartment, don't know what to do for

content. Be back to making stupid boring

videos like 10 reasons why you shouldn't

learn Japanese. Those videos are

so boring to make, I hated them. At least

now, you know, things are kind of

happening. Moving about,

new experiences, don't have to get nagged

or scolded by someone.

I don't really miss living in Japan. I

wasn't really living in Japan, I was

living in the apartment, wasn't I?

I feel like I already milked Japan dry for

content. I've done everything in Japan for

videos. Did cafes, net cafes,

Cat cafes, love hotels, capsule hotels,

traditional inns, karaoke,

Japanese restaurants.

Just do the same with Korea now. I wonder

if there's Korean love hotels, Korean

capsule hotels.

I'm not sure what to do after Korea.

Should I go to a different country or just

go back home to England? I could try

living in London.

Maybe Korea would be better if I tried to

make friends. Then at least I have

something to do.

You won't be able to afford London. I

don't know, I found a few decent-looking

Airbnbs for about $1,200,

and if I get really desperate, I guess I

could do a shared house for about $600 or

But what would I do in England?

Meet people, I guess. What am I supposed

to do in life? I don't know. People keep

saying get a job, but I don't have to.

And how's getting a job going to make

making videos easier?

There's not really many things to do in

life. You, you get a job, you get a place,

or you travel around different places.

It would be nice if I could find a

partner. That might be, might be

nice, but the problem is everyone's always

busy. Everyone has jobs to do,

or they're sick, or they

have problems. Why can't I just find

someone who doesn't have a job, isn't

sick, isn't tied down to anywhere?

And then we can just fly around the world

making videos.

This is the problem, isn't it? It's like,

um, when people win the lottery, they

think it's great, I'm rich now, but then

they become really depressed and lonely

because all their friends, well, they

still have to go to work. So you're just

stuck at home with nothing to do,

and then you've bought everything you

wanted, so there's nothing left to buy.

You don't need to work because you've got

millions. What the hell do you do with

your life? I heard a lot of people get

depressed when they win the lottery. I

kind of feel like that, but without the

I think I would just end up wasting it all

on call girls every night. The call

girls are such a con. You go on the

website, have these really nice photos,

and they look amazing. And they knock on

the door and they, they arrive and they

look nothing like that. It's a completely

different person.

They didn't even Photoshop the photos.

It's just a completely different person.

So disappointing. I just don't think you

can get a hot call girl for that price. I

think you have to spend way more, like

$1,000.

Did you hear that?

No, I wasn't hungry. I was just digesting

my food.

If the photos were real, the police would

know what they look like. Well,

they could have photos of the actual body,

not the face.

Yeah, you can hear the Korean people

outside. There's a lot of Chinese people

here as well. I think there's other

Airbnbs in the same building. There was

this big Chinese family the other day.

Do I understand Korean? I understand a

little bit. I don't think people know that

I used to have an ex-Korean girlfriend and

I used to live in Korea. I've been here 4

times now and I lived here 3 months

each time, so in total I've lived in Korea

for nearly a year on and off.

But I never did anything by myself. She

did everything for me, and I was even

scared to go outside. So I feel like

I've, I've improved a lot because I can

actually do stuff by myself now and go

outside and get the train by myself.

5 or 6 years ago, that would have

terrified me.

But now I feel fine. I don't know what

scared me so much. It's not hard. You just

go to the train station, get a little

card, look up where you want to go.

It's nice being alone because I don't

I can't rely on anyone. I have to do

everything by myself. It's nice being

independent.

I wonder what happens if I move around.

I can show you outside.

Look, surprisingly it's not too noisy.

You'd think it's really noisy having this

massive road next to you. And there's

not even much horning.

When I used to live with my ex, I remember

there was loads of horning. Korean people

just honking each other all the time, but

it's pretty quiet. And there's this big

walkway. You see this walkway? It lights

up and goes purple in the night, and I

walked through it yesterday. And if you

keep walking to the end, it takes you to

some kind of market.

I wonder if Ben Dean lives here. Can you

imagine Ben Dean? Maybe he's there eating

another pizza. 200K views.

Actually, Ben Dean's channel hasn't been

doing that great recently. I noticed his

last 4 videos didn't even get 100K views.

I noticed quite a few channels struggling,

actually,

not just me.

I messaged my ex when I got here. I said,

hey, I'm in Korea. She was really

surprised, and then she asked me which

area I was in. I said, I'm in Seoul

Station. She said, that's like the worst

part of Seoul, it's full of homeless

people. I don't know, I thought, you know,

it's Seoul, it's Seoul,

it's just a part of the city. I didn't

think it'd be that different to any other

I walked all the way to that brown

building. You see that brown building? I

walked way past that. I even walked to the

next train station, and then I walked

back. I could probably walk to Myeongdong,

whatever it's called. That's supposed to

be the big fancy part.

All the places in Korea sound weird. They

usually end in dong. I think dong means

district.

And I've got TV. Haven't used it though.

I guess I could watch Korean TV, but I

don't really want to. I've got to do

laundry as well. Look, they gave me little

washing pods. Do I just put this in with

the dirty laundry? But how does

the plastic— what happens to the plastic?

How does the liquid get out of the

plastic? Do I have to pop it before

It melts, but then you get melted plastic

on your clothing. That's weird.

So I'll do the laundry later.

I've got new clothing here because the

current clothing I'm wearing stinks.

Smells like my armpits.

So I put all my clothing in the laundry

before I meet that guy. So I don't smell

Korea got spared of the why I hate. Well,

I've only been here for 6 days. I am

planning a why I hate living in Korea

because look what happened last time I did

it. It went viral. My channel blew up.

Why I hated living in Japan. So hopefully—

probably won't happen because I never get

virals anymore. But it's worth a try,

isn't it? I've got a few things to

complain about, like the internet and the

cold. What else could I say?

What did I say in the Why I Hate Japan

video? I said the bacon tastes bad, the

crisps taste bad, the food tastes bad. I

said the TV was loud and annoying.

What if I just use the same points but

this time for Korea? The TV is kind of

loud and annoying. Oh yeah, I can complain

about not getting matches on Tinder.

Tinder sucks in Korea. Food is too

I'll just Google some other points if I

don't have enough of my own.

I'll probably make it, um, next month

after I've had some time living here so I

have some experiences. Right now I just

want to meet people and experience stuff

because if I don't, I'll just end up

sitting here not experiencing anything.

Well, I've heard taxi drivers can be

pretty rude if you don't speak Korean.

They'll just tell you to get out. Or if

you look like a foreigner and you wave

them down, they'll stop and then look at

you, and then they'll just drive off.

I've heard people complaining about that.

That's why I don't use taxis. I remember

I got into a taxi with my ex-girlfriend

and he was making fun of my hair

because it was long. He was saying,

aren't you hot with that hair so long?

Something like that.

Oh, thank you, Craig Davies. Tinder

doesn't suck. Well, I'm not having much

luck. I need better pictures.

People keep complaining about my glasses,

so I tried taking some photos without the

glasses. Didn't really help much. At least

I got 5 matches with glasses, didn't get

any without them. Maybe it's my hairstyle.

I think it's nice, not too short, not too

long. I don't think short hair suits me.

People always complain about my glasses.

I've changed my glasses about 3 times now.

I had those rectangle ones, and then I had

the half-frame rectangle ones, and then I

had these big ones. Everyone always

complains. And I have to wear glasses

because I don't want to spend thousands of

dollars getting laser surgery, and I don't

want to wear contact lenses because I

tried them before and it was really

uncomfortable.

It took me ages trying to put them in

because I kept blinking, and it

was really itchy as well. I could

feel like there was something in my eye

all the time. It was just uncomfortable.

And I'm a bit scared of getting laser

surgery because some— what if something

goes wrong? And then I

need to recover, don't I? I won't be able

to see for I don't know how many days.

I don't think I look good Without glasses

either. People keep saying take them off.

Taking them off doesn't make me look much

better.

Uh, I don't know.

Isn't it stupid though? Why would glasses

matter? If a

girl rejects you because you're wearing

glasses, then Maybe it's better that she

rejected you because she's probably a shit

person. Imagine rejecting someone because

they wear glasses. It's not as if you can

take them off or change the style if they

hate them that much. What kind of vain,

shallow person would reject someone just

because they didn't like their glasses?

It's not like they're permanently stuck to

A good-looking person is still going to be

good-looking even with glasses on. A

weird-looking person is still going to be

weird-looking even if he takes them off.

It's not the glasses that are the problem,

it's my face. I'm just not manly

looking. This is why I don't like my face.

My nose is too round. My features are too

round and feminine-looking,

boyish-looking. Not many girls like it.

Even if I went to the gym, got ripped, my

face would still look the same. I don't

think my face would change shape.

What am I planning to do in Korea? Well,

I want to meet a few people and then— I

don't know. I don't really know what to

do for videos apart from why I'm hating in

Korea. There's this black girl on YouTube

called Callie. She got 800,000 views for

doing a Korean apartment tour. It was so

boring. She just goes into her apartment

and goes, this is the bed, and then this

is the staircase, and this is the table.

She got nearly a million views for that,

so I'm going to do that as well. Trying to

find a good Airbnb so I can have a nice

looking thumbnail.

If I run out of content to make, then I'll

probably just leave. Go to a different

country. I don't know what to do.

It'd be nice if I can go on some dates and

then film them. I don't even have to show

the girl's face, you know, just show her

hands or something to prove she's there.

That'd be fine. But it's hard getting

girls to agree to meeting up, and it's

even harder to get them to agree to

getting— get them to agree to being

filmed. They get so scared. Oh,

I don't want to be on camera, people will

find out who I am.

Nothing will happen. Look at how much hate

I get. Everyone knows my face and name,

and there's thousands of people that hate

me, and nothing has happened to me. So the

worst that has happened is they said some

mean things on Gossip forums. Oh no,

my life is ruined. I don't know why people

get so paranoid. Yeah, there's some horror

stories, but that's pretty rare.

I don't understand why people are scared.

Scared of what? I remember the Turkish

girl got so scared saying she wanted me to

delete the video because people find out

who she is. Oh no,

she's gonna go to jail because she met up

with Daniel. No one cares.

People are too busy with their own life to

Who would really care if she went on a

date with me?

I feel like people just get over-paranoid

and worry about nothing.

I guess that's what normal people are like

though, aren't they? They worry about what

people think of them because, you know,

being part of society is important and

everything. You have to be accepted into

the tribe, otherwise you'll be an outcast

and then people will think you're a loser.

People care so much about what other

people think, don't they?

It's not like I'm asking them to have sex

with me, you know. I just want to meet up

and then make a quick video.

I don't have to show your face.

There's that guy Awkward Since Birth. He

gets loads of views just going on dates.

They don't mind being filmed. I'm not even

that much of a weirdo. I don't understand

why people think I'm such a weirdo.

Because I said some silly things in a few

videos? Oh no.

It's like some people think that I'm

actually a threat to society. They say

like things like, don't come to Korea. Oh

no, what's he gonna do? As if they think

I'm gonna strip naked and then start

flashing girls down the street, or I'm

gonna start touching people up on the

trains. They think I'm some kind of crazy

It's just weird how— it's weird how

people think I'm this person that I'm not.

The perception people have of me is just

so wrong, it's unbelievable. Yeah,

I say weird stuff on streams and videos

sometimes. I don't do

that in real life, you know. I don't walk

down the street and then go up to a random

person and say, hey, I sniff my cousin's

panties. It's like people don't understand

that there's YouTube, YouTube persona,

and then there's what you actually like in

It's very frustrating.

You have to remember that I

only show you the weird parts of my life

in videos. It's like Instagram.

People only show the good part of their

life, so you think, wow, their lives look

amazing and fun, when it's not. They're

just cherry-picking the good parts to

highlight. I do that, but I do that for

the weird things.

But I'm not like that 100%. I'm pretty

normal if you just met me. If you just met

me and we hung out, I'm not going to start

talking about Cumming on panties and weird

stuff like that. I'm just gonna be normal.

I'll be shy and quiet, yeah, but I'm not

gonna start talking about weird stuff or

start touching myself.

No, I don't watch anime. Stop asking. Why

would I watch anime? I watch the news and

I watch Star Trek.

I don't watch anime, I don't watch

K-drama, I don't watch stuff.

I watch the news about coronavirus and I

watch Star Trek and I watch— that's

about it. I don't even watch YouTubers

anymore. Got bored of them. My favorite

YouTubers either died or they quit.

Who do I watch? I must watch someone.

There's no one that I'm a fan of really

that I keep watching all the uploads.

I check YouTube to do research,

just see what other people are doing, see

if I can copy it. Somehow I just don't

enjoy it. I don't like ASMR, I don't like

mukbangs, I think it's stupid. I don't

like watching people play games, I'd

rather just play myself. I don't like

commentary channels because they're

irritating usually.

I don't watch other people's drama, I

don't care about other people's drama.

Um, no, I don't think I'll watch anyone.

I think I've grown out of YouTube. I used

to love it. I used to have loads of

favorite YouTubers about 5, 4 or

5 years ago.

I think you get to an age where you just

lose interest in vlogging and stuff like

that. Most of the stuff I watch on YouTube

is actually TV shows. Oh, I watch Dragon's

Den. I binge-watch Dragon's Den clips.

I watch TV on YouTube. It's weird, isn't

it? I don't actually watch YouTubers.

When am I coming back to England?

Hmm, well, it depends on 2 things: if

I like Korea or not, and if the Essex girl

Is still interested in me or not?

What the

fuck's happening? I'm scared. I should put

my socks on, get dressed in case I have to

run out. Where are my socks? Put on my

dirty socks.

I'm scared.

What's happening?

What's happening? Should I get dressed? I

don't know. What if they want me to get

out? They said 5 PM.

What time is it?

Oh, I can't walk too far away from the

Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi thing's here. I walked

to the door, then I lost connection.

It will be until 5 PM, not at— oh, fuck's

sake, I thought it was happening at 5

then. What do I do?

Help me! Are they gonna come in here?

I should tidy it up then. What are they

gonna do? Where's the fire alarm? Oh,

it's up there. I smell

real bad. What should I do? They're going

to talk to Brianne. I'll be scared.

I don't have to do anything, but what are

they going to do? Are they going to come

inside?

I've got my underwear. Living in Korea,

they'll spray your room. It takes 2

minutes. What if I hide in the closet? I

didn't think they were doing it now.

Stupid country coming into people's homes.

What was that?

You can't be inside.

Well, where'd I have to go then?

They'll be doing tests until 5, but you

don't have to do anything. They won't go

into anybody's rooms. Where are they

spraying? Well,

one guy's saying they're not going to come

in, and then another person's saying they

are going to come in. I'm confused.

Maybe I should put my jeans on.

I didn't have a shower.

Never happens in Japan.

It's fire alarm check.

Call the front desk for what?

I think they're

just testing them outside.

Well, they should have the announcement in

English. Stupid country.

Is it that hard to just add English as

well? It's a recorded announcement.

All I heard was 5 o'clock fire alarm

The capital city is full of foreigners.

So selfish.

I don't want them to come inside. This is

my private area.

If it's something— if it's something as

serious as a— well,

if it's something important and serious,

then yeah, they should have English

announcements as well. And what if there's

an earthquake and they're saying, please

evacuate to staircase number 2,

and I don't know what they're saying? And

I just stay in my room, and then the room

collapses and I die.

This is what I hate about Korean

apartments. They have this stupid intercom

thing. I remember they had it in my ex's

apartment and it just started talking.

Scared me.

I remember they did this in the guest

house in Japan. They came into everyone's

room and they had this device on a pole,

and then they would stick the device

underneath the fire alarm.

There's no hidden cameras. Where would

they put a hidden camera? Well, they're in

these doors. There's a door here.

I think that door has the air conditioning

unit connected to it.

And then there's this closet here, and

it's locked, and it says, this is Mei's

locker, do not open. And there's a

padlock.

I think they finished.

That scared me.

I thought they were going to come in.

The shower isn't great. It's kind of weak,

not very powerful, and there's no bathtub.

I can hear them.

Oh,

it's gonna happen again. The siren.

Brace yourselves. Always makes

me jump. I know it's coming. But I still

get scared.

I think they finished. How much did I pay

for the Airbnb? I paid $700 for 2 weeks,

so for a month it would have been $1,400.

Not too bad. Okay, it's pretty expensive.

I was only paying $400 in Japan

when I lived with my wife, so now I'm

paying at least triple

what I was paying in Japan. But on

the plus side, I'm getting more views now.

So what do I choose? Low rent,

low views, low income, or higher rent?

Higher views, higher income. I guess it

doesn't really make much difference.

Getting more views, getting more money,

but I'm spending more money, so it's not

like I'm making more profit.

If I stayed in Japan, the channel would

have died. I was struggling to even get

10K views before I moved to Korea, so I

feel like moving was a good idea.

You should show anyone your channel before

you date. No way! If I show them my

channel, they would cancel the date. I had

one date prepared in Japan ages ago, and

then she said she found my channel. She

said, her friend told me who you were.

And then she got all angry. She said, I

can't believe we nearly met and you didn't

disclose to me that you had an STD. As if

I have to disclose I had an STD 6 years

ago. It's like saying, um, I got

the flu 10 years ago, is that okay with

you, idiot? As if I still

have the flu 10 years later. Obviously I

got it treated. I don't still have it.

Yeah, I got chlamydia 6 years ago and I

still have it. No, I didn't bother to get

antibiotics. Obviously I got antibiotics

and it's not there anymore, you stupid

woman. Then she said she read a bunch of

stuff about me and she thought I was

really misogynistic. A load of rubbish.

I'm not misogynistic.

I just don't treat all women as if they're

perfect angels. If they do something to

annoy me, then I'll point it out.

Yeah, she did sound like a massive SJW.

I said to her, don't worry, I've got your

photo saved for my next video. Haha, I

didn't actually use it,

just to piss her off.

Stupid woman.

So she's criticizing me? She was the one

who agreed. So having sex with me before

we even met? Who's the slut here?

Having a go at me just because I had an

STD ages ago? As if she's never

had one. Bloody people.

It's like

you say one bad thing about a couple girls

and all of a sudden it means you treat

women badly and you're a misogynist.

I don't treat everyone badly. What about

the Essex girl? I never said a bad thing

about the Essex girl. What about Pia?

Never said anything about— bad about Pia,

did I? I don't treat all women badly.

It's just if they piss me off, then I'll

say something about it.

There's plenty of women I met and I didn't

say a bad thing about them.

If they're fat and then people ask me,

Daniel, what did she look like? Then I'll

say she was a bit fat. It's true.

Just like people would describe me as

being skinny.

It's not degrading. If you don't like

being called fat, then go to the gym.

People ask me questions, I just answer

You said Pia was crazy and Essex was— I

did not say either of those things.

I never said Pia was crazy.

I just said I was a little bit surprised

that she was wearing a wig. That was it.

Now I say worse things about men. People

don't say I treat men badly. I'm a— I

don't know what the man version of

misogynist is.

Mythanthropist?

People never say, oh, Daniel hates men

because he called one guy fat. It's always

Daniel hates women and he treats women

badly, but no one ever says he treats men

badly. I've never had one comment saying

that I treat men badly, even though I've

said way worse things about more men than

I've ever said about women.

Yeah, I just treat people badly in

general.

But only if they deserve it. If they're

nice to me and they didn't do anything

that I found irritating, then I'll be nice

back. But you annoy me, then I'm sorry,

but I'll complain about you on

a stream. It's called having an

opinion. I'm allowed to not like You