life really sucks now doesnt it...

The health declaration and come.

Oh, thank you, Ollie. I don't know how to

get the health declaration.

Sounds too complicated.

So according to Ollie, if I get this

health declaration certificate, fill it

out, and then get it signed by a doctor,

Then I should be able to go to the

Netherlands, but I don't

know how to do it.

I don't understand. It's too confusing.

I don't even know where the doctor is.

I've never been to the doctor's before.

Oh,

it's so boring having to wait for this

stupid virus to

finish. When can I travel?

Every single day is like the same day

happening over and over again.

Wake up, Rainbow Six, eat.

Rainbow Six, sleep. Wake up, Rainbow Six,

eat. Sleep.

I can't believe this has been going on for

6 weeks now. This is so stupid.

My iPad is still not unlocked. It says I

have to connect it to iTunes, so I

downloaded iTunes about 5 days ago, but

then I couldn't be bothered Because I

don't even use my iPad anyway. Stupid

iPad. What's the point of having Face

Unlock when it keeps asking me to put in

the passcode when I reset it? I don't know

the passcode. I don't use the passcode. I

use Face Unlock. And then because I

stopped using my passcode, I forgot what

it was. And the reason I changed the

passcode was because stupid Chihiro found

out my last passcode and then looked at

all my stuff,

and now I've completely forgotten what the

passcode is, and I've got all my naughty

videos on there which I don't have copies

on my phone, and there's no reset passcode

button. I don't know what happens if you

connect it to iTunes, but I never used

iTunes, didn't really have a reason to.

So now I'm worried I have to reset the

whole thing. Lose my nudes.

Oh, thank you, Bowser. You had the same

routine before corona. Yeah, but before

corona, if I got bored or if I wanted to

go and meet a girl, I was always able to

just get up and go.

Now I've got a really nice girl that I

want to go and see, and I can't go and see

her because of stupid virus. All of the

other times when I had no one to go and

see, why couldn't the virus have happened

then? I swear I get all the bad luck.

It's just unbelievable.

Finally escaped the marriage. Now I'm

free and single, ready to mingle.

And then I can't do anything because

stupid virus.

Now my YouTube channel is dying because I

can't provide people the content they want

to see because I can't go anywhere. And

most people don't really care about

watching me just sit in my room talking

about random topics, even though that's

pretty much what the channel started off

as. That's not what people want to see. I

tried my best,

but it's just not good enough.

I think my black women video was pretty

good, had some pretty good jokes,

but people just don't care unless I'm

gonna go to a new country or meet some

girl. It's really hard to get people's

attention these days.

People kept saying I'm not a travel

vlogger, but then my videos— my YouTube

channel dies when I'm not able to travel

It's kind of demoralizing watching

everything you tried, you worked so hard

to build, just crumble in front of your

eyes. You can't even do anything.

To prevent it. It's kind

of ironic, I guess. You'd expect a channel

called Hiding My Room to be perfectly fine

with me just being in my bedroom. But no,

I rely so heavily on being able to travel

and meet people to keep

people interested. I guess most people

don't really care if I'm just sitting in

my bedroom all day long doing nothing.

Oh, this is really tough, staying

positive. People have been telling me that

travel won't be possible until 2021.

Are you kidding me? I'm gonna go insane.

I think being able to travel in May is

gonna be unlikely.

I wonder if June is even possible.

What am I gonna do?

I can't believe I was so stupid and I

thought I'd be able to go to Amsterdam

last week. I actually genuinely thought I

could go to Amsterdam last week. Booking—

I was planning to book Airbnbs and stuff.

Didn't even cross my mind that maybe

they're not accepting tourists. I feel

so stupid.

I don't know why I didn't expect not being

able to travel would be such a big

problem. I thought maybe in May, at least

in May, everything would be back to

normal.

Well, the good news is I can get some

money from the government. They sent me an

email saying that I'm eligible to claim

self-employment support, so that's good,

I guess.

Says I can claim 80% of my usual monthly

income, but that's kind of hard to tell

because my monthly income keeps changing.

Na na na na.

So I was trying to do storytime videos

talking about stuff that's happened last

year, and then people keep complaining,

saying that it's boring.

Well, I don't really have much of an

option. I can't go

and get new content because stupid

I don't really have much choice when

it comes to things I can make.

I don't even know what I want to make, to

I've got some ideas of topics I could talk

about, but I feel like people won't even

care. Or they'll

just say, oh, you already told this story

last year, or I've already heard you talk

about this. In a stream.

Yeah, if you've been watching me for a few

years, then the chances of you probably

knowing everything I have to say by now is

very high. I don't exactly have loads and

loads of experiences and stories. People

have been watching me since 3 years ago

and they're complaining that I'm retelling

stories. If you've been watching me since

3 years ago, then you've probably already

heard everything I have to say.

There's no drama happening, so I can't

make drama videos.

Really don't want drama to happen. In this

kind of situation because I can't just

storm off and get myself my own place. In

the past, if I had problems with my mum,

I would just get a ticket and go some

other country. Can't really do that now,

so I'm stuck here. So I don't really want

to cause any drama.

What to do?

What to do?

Channel's gonna die and I can't do

anything. In the past when my channel

started dying and I would struggle to get

20k views, All I would have to do is just

go to a different country and then bada

bing, bada boom, people would start

watching again. It's funny, people didn't

really notice I was doing that. You ever

notice my videos start getting less and

less views and then I start struggling to

get 20K and then all of a sudden I do

something kind of unexpected like getting

a sex doll and then getting kicked out or

just randomly going to South Korea?

That was like my way of reigniting my

channel, and now I can't even do that.

I wouldn't mind a Why I Have No Friends

Part 2. I guess I could do a Why I Still

Don't Have Friends. I hate when people ask

me, don't you want to have friends? No,

not really.

To be honest, I'd rather just sit here on

my own playing Rainbow Six instead of

having friends. There's nothing I can't do

without friends. All my hobbies, all the

things I enjoy doing, I don't need a

friend to do it.

I like girls for a different reason.

To why people like having friends.

There's things you can do with a

girlfriend that you can't do with friends.

One of the most irritating comments I got

on my Why I Have No Friends video was, I

was taking you seriously until you

mentioned you had a girlfriend, and now

nothing you said counted. It was so

stupid. Having a girlfriend is completely

different to having a friend. How can you

even compare a girlfriend to a friend?

Having a girlfriend is not the same as

having a friend.

There's things you do with a girlfriend

that you definitely don't do with your

Just because I had a girlfriend when I

made that video Apparently, not having

friends isn't something I'm allowed to

talk about according to these stupid

people. Talk about whatever the fuck I

want to talk about.

Telling me what I can't talk about?

How's having a girlfriend the same as

having a friend?

Da da da da da. Da da

da da da da.

Na na na na na.

Talk about stories from school.

Nothing really happened when I was at

school. Nothing interesting happened.

I fell in the pond when I was about 10. I

guess that was the funniest thing that

happened. Can't really make a video about

that. I fell in a pond when I was 10.

Wow, fascinating.

Oh, thank you for the $1.

Having zero friends and zero girlfriends

is completely different to having no

friends. Well, I guess someone who has a

girlfriend is less lonely than one who

does not have a girlfriend, but I don't

consider a girlfriend to be a friend.

It's a girlfriend.

You have a stronger connection with a

girlfriend. Than you would have with a

friend.

Yeah, I liked hanging out with George,

but I'm perfectly happy

without George in my life. I enjoyed

George's company, but I'm not desperate to

see him again. If I get the chance to, if

we happen to be in the same country at the

same time, then yeah, I'd love to hang

out, but It's not like I'm feeling

soul-crushingly depressed because I can't

meet George anymore.

And to be honest, I prefer playing Rainbow

Six instead of meeting people.

So I don't really feel like I desperately

want friends.

Remember what happened last time I tried

to make a friend? Ends up meeting my wife

behind my back.

Even bloody KC stopped making streams or

videos with Chihiro. So I can't even react

off of that drama. Maybe I should prod him

a little bit. Why I hated the Hong Kong

guy, see if I can get him to respond. I'm

so bored, I just want to prod people, see

if I can make them respond in some way.

Did you decrease the size of dono

messages? I don't remember changing it.

I'm pretty sure it was $1 for

text-to-speech, but it seems as though

it's changed now.

Maybe I could try some vlogging, you know,

like daily vlogging. Just seems kind of

boring to me.

For tomorrow's second channel video, I'm

going to put my GoPro in the pond and see

Exciting. Oh no, what happened?

What happened to my drawing? It's gone

weird. That was strange. I don't

know if you saw that.

What happened to the worms? I don't know.

I put the jar of worms downstairs a few

days ago and now it's gone. There was a

weird green caterpillar growing inside of

it that definitely wasn't there before.

I mean, you only put 100 characters in the

message now because people kept spamming

loads of numbers and it was annoying.

I think 100 characters is enough to say

what you want to say.

For example, your first donation didn't

really have to put on the same notes. You

could have left that bit out and

saved some characters, I guess.

When's Cooking with Daniel coming back? I

don't know. My mum's just cooking all the

time now because she also has nothing to

do. So there's always food in the fridge,

leftovers, and then she's always making

something new. So I never really get the

chance to make my own stuff. And I don't

want to— I don't want to make a mess in

the kitchen because then she'll get angry.

So I can't really do cooking anymore.

Can't do anything. Can't even do cooking

now. Can't do cooking, can't do traveling,

can't do sex. Sex with

my viewers.

I wonder if I've had the virus yet. Maybe

I had it and I didn't even realize.

I haven't watched your video since you

were with your wife. I think a lot of

people are like that. They haven't checked

in since a long time ago. Maybe I could do

an update video. Quick update on

what's happening with me.

Um, well, I got divorced

and then I moved to Korea, had a load of

disappointing dates. Then I came back to

England, I met this girl from the

Netherlands, and then we lived together

for nearly a month, and then she left,

and now I feel depressed. That's basically

it. Tell us

who George is. George is this American guy

that I used to learn Japanese from when I

was 18, and then I met him a

couple years ago, and then I met him again

in Korea in February.

Not surprised most people don't even know

who he is since there were such low views

on the video when I met him. So annoying,

people kept saying, Daniel, why don't you

go outside? Show us outside. You're always

just in your Airbnb. And then I do go

outside and then no one cares.

So that's the last time I go outside and

film.

Times like this, I wish I was one of those

commentary channels that just react to

stuff on Reddit. That'd be so easy.

And there's this one channel, this guy

just reads Reddit and gets hundreds of

thousands of views. He doesn't even add

anything to it. He doesn't add any

commentary or opinions. He just reads it.

And then does like a fake cheesy laugh at

the end. It's not even funny.

I don't know what he's laughing at.

It's just weird what people find

entertaining on YouTube. Either it's some

guy just eating food without saying a

word, or it's some guy planting

carrots, or it's some guy just sitting

there staring at the wall, or it's some

guy just reading stuff off of the

internet. If it's so easy, then how

come I struggle so much? Why can't I just

I'd kill my grandmother if I could get

100k views from reading Reddit.

Today on Reddit, funny man puts

a bucket on his head, haha. 100k views,

thank you very much.

That's a nice ear.

Quite like this man's ear.

Well, on the bright side, I've noticed a

lot of other channels that I regularly

stalk, they've also kind of died, or

they're not doing very well. I won't

mention names, but, um, I think you

know who I'm talking about. It's just

weird. Everyone's in lockdown, we're all

stuck at home. You'd think that people

would be watching more YouTube. How come

everyone's channels are kind of dying?

Look at TerryTV.

He stopped uploading because his views got

so bad. I don't know why he stopped

uploading. It's been like 4 weeks.

Maybe it's YouTube burnout. People fed up

of watching it.

I don't even watch it, to be honest. I

just watch the news. I can't remember the

last time I seriously watched YouTubers.

I just got sick of them. Boring.

I'd rather watch the news or some

documentary,

something professionally made.

I never thought that the news would be so

interesting. I just thought the news was

kind of lame. I thought, why would you

want to watch the news? It's so boring.

But now it's my main source of

entertainment.

I started getting messages on Instagram

yesterday from a Japanese person in

Japanese. Kept asking me about David Bond.

Really weird. Said, hey, I saw you

on David Bond's video, and then he just

kept asking me questions about David Bond,

like, what did you do when you met David

Bond? What kind of relationship do you

have with David?

What did you do when he came? And then I

said we went to have ramen, then we went

to a club. And then he said, what did you

do in the club? How long were you at the

club? Do you think Japanese girls are

easy? He kept asking me all these stupid

questions. I just ghosted him.

So weird. I don't know if it was a

Japanese girl or a guy. Maybe it was some

girl David pump and dumped and then she's

upset. And then she recently found out he

filmed it all on YouTube. Could be. Don't

know why she would start messaging me

about it though. I don't know anything

about David. I just met him once. No, I

met him twice, but we didn't really do

much. We just went for sushi, talked a bit

about stuff. Nothing interesting.

You can still spam W low chars. Pointless

to change. UU aura, UU aura,

UU aura, UU aura,

UU aura, UU aura.

7. See, you couldn't spam very long

though, could you? Hahaha.

So I win. Oh, thank you, Thomas.

I'm 19 and I want to be like you. I'm

going to JF Plaza in Osaka. Is it a good

first step? Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty

good step. I don't think JF Plaza is

as fun as it used to be.

I went there in 2017 last. First time I

went there was 2010. 2010 was wild.

I made out with 2 Korean girls and then

had sex with one of them. Every night.

That was pretty good.

Why was I hanging out with David Bond?

Well, he found my channel on Reddit and

then he became interested in me and then

he came to Japan to meet me and then we

just hung out.

This was 2017. It was ages ago.

Ages ago.

Ages ago.

When I was young and free.

It was kind of embarrassing because he

kept trying to pick up girls whilst we

were together. We would be talking and

then he'd see a girl walking past us and

then he'd quickly just run over to her and

then start talking to her. It was kind

of cringey, actually.

Pickup is just kind of lame. I mean, it'd

be nice— it'd be nice if I could do it and

then have sex with strangers easily, but

it just looks kind of lame if you're

watching someone do it. It just seems like

they're so— they're trying so hard to

impress the girl. I'd feel so embarrassed

if I had to do it. I could never do it.

People have been suggesting that I should

make an only OnlyFans.

I've been thinking about it actually,

because a lot of people do message me

about nudes and stuff, and I made some

decent money this week from selling my

videos. Can't believe how much some people

are willing to pay. I actually make more

money from those videos than I do on my

YouTube channel— I mean, my YouTube

videos.

Maybe I should promote it more.

I could get more customers.

I can't believe it's been 4 weeks since

Mila left now. The time just flew by.

First week was like hell.

I felt so depressed and empty.

I don't feel really depressed or empty

recently. Like I used to. Kind of got used

to it now, but the first few

days were rough, really rough.

I don't think I did anything wrong. I

don't think I made a mistake. Even if I

got her to stay for like another month,

which would have been really long,

Imagine if she lived here for 2 months.

That'd be kind of weird. Even if she did

stay for another month, she would have

left anyway, and then I'd be stuck here.

So it still would have been the same

result. Still would have been stuck here,

not being able to travel or anything. So I

don't really feel like any of it was my

fault. Maybe it would have been nice if we

didn't have the argument.

I don't know why I was so moody that day.

I was just in a really bad mood.

It was a really stupid argument.

Am I still talking to Mina? Yeah, we talk

nearly every day. Pretty much every day we

talk. But we don't talk for very long.

I mean, we don't really— I don't feel like

we have a lot to talk about.

Sometimes I don't really know what to say

to her. Since every day is the same,

there's not really much to talk about, is

there?

We talked a bit about planning our trip

together,

but it's kind of hard to plan anything

now.

I wonder if staying in Korea would have

been a better option. If I stayed,

then I wouldn't have been able to meet

Mila because she would be stuck in Europe,

and I would have had to leave in May

anyway. So then where would have I gone

afterwards? Could have gone back to Japan

maybe, but then I'd just be in the same

situation where struggling to meet people.

No one in Japan or Asia wants to meet me.

Everyone who wanted to meet me are in

Europe, Spain, Canada,

Sweden. Not a single person in

Asia. Really sucks having no viewers in

Asia.

Maybe some people in Thailand might know

me because some Thai YouTuber made a video

about me. He got 170k views. I have

no idea what he said though because it was

all in Thai.

Sometimes Japanese girls message me, but

they just look like fake accounts. They

look like catfish.

People. Remember the last time I was in

Korea and then that Japanese girl was

saying she would come to Korea to come and

meet me? I feel so stupid I actually

believed her. I guess I was so

lonely I wanted it to be true, even though

it was kind of obvious it was, it was a

fake.

Would you ever put media uploads? I'm

pretty sure I have put media,

media upload. I don't know how to though.

If I could get some big Japanese YouTuber

to make a reaction video to me, to their

Japanese audience— well, I already had a

big exposure to Japanese people and it

didn't go very well. They were really mean

to me, kept saying that I'm not English

because I look Asian. They're pretty

racist, actually.

They kept accusing me of coming from China

and then somehow getting a British—

becoming a British citizen.

I just feel sad people like that exist.

I guess in Asia when they think of British

person, they just automatically think of a

white person.

Very close-minded.

It was pretty funny though when it was

happening. There was some kind of

4chan-style message board and

they had a thread about me and it was like

120 pages long and they're all trying to

report me to immigration saying, let's

report this guy, he's making money off

YouTube as a tourist, and they all

reported me to immigration. Nothing

happened though.

I made a video about it. It's called

Japanese People Hate Me.

I'm just drawing a random person, not

drawing anyone.

It's just random.

Maybe I'll

make up some kind of crazy story about

some YouTuber. You know what's funny about

my Chris Broad video? No one even

suspected that it could have been a

made-up story. I'm not saying it was made

up because it was real, but it could have

easily been made up. I just moaned about

how he messaged me for a drink and then

didn't follow up. No one even suggested

that it could have been a made-up story.

Why don't you say next time, Chris Broad

messaged me again, he threatened to beat

me up.

I don't know, I feel like doing that is

going too far.

There's that guy, Didin the Hacker, he

used to do stuff like that. I heard he

died, that's kind of shocking. I was

hoping it was some kind of prank where he

fakes his death, but I don't think it was.

Dylan the Hacker was pretty funny. I liked

him. He used to make these crazy videos

like Jacksepticeye punched my mum,

and they would get hundreds of thousands

of views. And then all Jacksepticeye's,

or whoever he was making the video about,

all their fans would come and hate on him,

and then he would just start screaming at

the camera.

I think he killed himself. Depression.

If you look at his content, I guess you

could kind of see it. It was kind of

strange content. He seemed like a troubled

person.

I don't think a mentally stable person

would make stuff like that.

It's a shame though. I kind of like

those kind of YouTubers.

Uh, CopperCab is another one who's kind of

like that. He used to be pretty big ages

Chew a mustache. Yeah, mustache might look

quite good.

A big old triangle mustache.

Triangle mustache. Oops. Oh no, I ruined

it. Look at his face now.

Ruined it.

I've got a few ideas for videos, but

they're pretty dangerous, could get a lot

of hate. One of them's called Why I Like

Cheating on Women.

I think that could be quite interesting to

talk about.

And then I could do Why My Marriage

Failed. And then blame it all on Chihiro.

That would trigger a lot of people. I

could say she wasn't a very loving or

loyal person.

Oh, thank you, Joe. Did I always want to

be a famous YouTuber? Not really.

Being famous wasn't really anything I was

interested in.

I never really felt interested in fame

until I started getting loads of money off

YouTube. Then I thought, wow, being famous

is pretty good.

But it's kind of annoying getting

recognized, then you have to say hello. I

got recognized about 6 times. A few

times at the airport, a few times

immigration, one time in Malaysia.

Got recognized loads of times on Tinder as

well when I was trying to cheat. Makes it

hard to cheat when everyone knows who you

are.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo. Aren't you Daniel from Hiding in

My Room? Oh my God, I watch your channel.

Ah, so you don't want to smash,

I guess, I take it.

I just hope when I'm able to start

traveling again, I hope people come back

to the channel. I hope the channel can

Otherwise, I'm fucked.

Ah, the channel was going so well as well

when Mido was here. Every upload was

getting 30k+, some 40k. I thought,

wow, this is the best thing ever. Finally

people were interested again. And then she

left, and then, ugh,

everyone buggered off again, didn't they?

Apart from storytimes and trying to

trigger people, I don't really know what

else I can offer as a YouTuber. When I'm

stuck at home.

Blue eyes.

Beautiful.

Red eyes.

Quite like blue eyes.

MS Paint is a really good program. People

take the piss out of it all the time, but

it's pretty good for drawing actually.

Nice and simple. I hate Photoshop.

Ugh, stupid Photoshop. Too many

tools. All you need is a good line and a

good circle tool. That's it, really.

Don't need all this rubbish on Photoshop.

Unnecessary.

Handsome. Yeah, I've been watching that

big Big Ed, No Neck Ed fiancée thing,

and I got kind of pissed off reading the

comments. Everyone's just roasting Ed,

complaining about how much of a piece of

shit he is. I feel kind of sorry for Ed.

I feel like Ed gets the same amount of—

the same kind of hate that I got when I

used to complain about Chihiro. It's like

everyone always took Chihiro's side just

because she's a woman. And I was always

wrong, in the wrong. It's like Ed—

people were complaining because Ed wanted

Rose to shave her legs, but she wanted him

to shave his beard. Just because he's

ugly, people think that he doesn't have

any rights to complain about how she

looks. And then there's one bit when he

was complaining about her bad breath.

What's wrong with that? And then he got

her some good toothpaste.

He was just concerned about her oral care.

I wouldn't want to kiss someone if their

breath stinks.

And then they're all calling him a

scumbag. I think the people in the

comments need to shut the fuck up.

Irritating.

Oh, poor Rose.

Poor Rose this and poor Rose that. She was

the one who wanted to be with him because

she didn't want to live in the

Philippines. She's just using him so she

can escape her country, as if she's

actually in love with him. She's not

physically attracted to him. She's just

using him. If you could have dollar

hashtag X with any woman in the world,

but each time had to have dollar hashtag X

with Danny, Oh, thank you.

My phone. If you could have sex

with any woman in the world, but each time

had to have sex with Danny DeVito— no,

no sex with guys. That's just a

deal-breaker.

Unless— I don't know, actually. Maybe if

you said I could have sex with the

best-looking girl in the world, but I had

to have sex with a man twice.

I don't know, maybe I would endure it. I

don't know if it'd be worth it though.

I just feel like the hate Edd gets is kind

of unfair, and Rose doesn't get any hate

at all. I didn't see a single comment

complaining about Rose. It's all just

Edd's a prick and Edd's a piece of shit

and Edd this, Edd that. Leave Edd alone.

He's just a weird-looking guy looking for

love. I can relate to that. It's basically

the concepts of my whole channel. Weird

awkward guy trying to find love.

Oh, thank you, Altisha Lewis. Very

People just love to have someone to hate

on. I think it's just sad,

and I guess I get triggered by it because

I've been on the receiving end of just

being hated for no good reason.

Or for very little reason.

Really, I feel like the producers of the

show are kind of sick, like they're Taking

advantage of these 2 weird people who are

using each other for personal benefit,

and then they're just making a show out of

it, like watching clowns on a stage, and

everyone's just laughing. It really kind

of highlights how sad society has become.

Well, I guess it's still funny and

entertaining, but still, I think it's kind

of weird as well. Just laughing at these

2 people because it's a train wreck.

Well, I guess that's entertainment in a

nutshell.

The haters are all virgins. Chihiro looked

like she was like 50 years old. All new

incels need to grow a pair of bollocks.

Oh, thank you, homeless man.

No, I don't think Chihiro looked too old

She's gonna look old in a few years

though, but I'm starting

to look old as well. I look in the mirror

and I think, damn. I can definitely

notice things changing, like the quality

of my skin.

Scary. When you're in your 20s, you think,

this is how I'm gonna look for the rest of

my life. And then you get to about 30 and

you start noticing something's changed. I

look kind of different. Oh fuck, I'm

getting old.

I genuinely thought when I was in my 20s,

yep, this is how I'm gonna look like for

the rest of my life. Oh no,

oh no, that's not how it works.

Not how it works.

I had one white hair growing out my head

and I didn't notice and it just grew and

it was really long. I was shocked when I

found out about it. It was in my fringe.

It was about— I think it was just a freak

white hair because it never came back

again after I plucked it. I noticed it I

think it was last year after I renewed my

spouse visa. I saw this long silver line.

I thought maybe it's like a piece of

string stuck on my head. It wasn't, it was

a hair. I tugged it, I could feel it

attached to my scalp. I thought, holy

shit, I've got white hair.

No. I plucked it out, put it in the bin,

but it never came back again. So maybe

it's just like a random thing.

Now I feel kind of scared to look in the

mirror. I might find something I don't

like. But I have to, because if I don't

keep checking, then I might get another

white hair without realizing. I had this

really long white hair coming out my

eyebrow as well.

It was like really freakishly long.

Weird. Never had that before.

I wonder if I'm going to start dyeing my

hair. I guess it's pretty normal for

people to dye their hair. I don't know if

I would.

I guess my face would still look old even

if I dyed my hair.

I don't want to get old.

At least I don't think I'm gonna get bald.

I think if I was gonna go bald, it would

have happened by now. Are you waiting for

Mila, or are you going to find another

woman? Well, I wasn't sure if I wanted to

publicly announce anything yet, but I

don't know. Are we a couple?

She doesn't like to label things,

but she said she was interested in only me

and And she's not planning on finding

other guys, and I said I'm only

interested in you and I want some kind of

relationship with you. So I think we're on

the same page.

Oh, thank you, Dr. Gaming Network.

Daniel, you look 17. Oh, thank you very

much. Can I get mod? I'm not

sure. I don't really feel like I need more

mods right now. People are being very nice

today.

Daniel, you look 17. Also, can I get mod?

Heart.

I think we're fine without any more mods.

I still get checked for ID. I get asked

for ID when I buy alcohol. So I guess I

still look kind of young, but it's not

gonna last forever, is it?

In a few years' time, all that could

change. Well, it will change.

Do you recommend getting a Switch Lite?

I would say no. I can't find a single game

I enjoy on the Switch Lite.

I'm back in full Rainbow Six mode. I love

that game so much. It's weird because when

I try and play the game properly, how it's

supposed to be played, and I take it

seriously, I lose all the time. I suck.

But then when I'm just messing around,

just rushing in, I get all these crazy

triple headshots. And sometimes even wipe

out the entire team all by myself. It's

weird. It's like when I'm trying too hard—

hey, maybe this is relatable to YouTube—

when I'm trying too hard, then I just

fail. But when I'm just doing stuff

casually,

enjoying it, not taking it seriously,

then boom, I get a triple headshot. I ran

into a room Had the machine gun pistol,

just sprayed it, got a double headshot.

It was so satisfying.

Best feeling ever.

Love that game. That game just makes me so

happy. Will you do a livestream with Mila?

Do you mean now?

I mean, do you mean when she's with me?

I don't know. I was thinking about it. We

could do like a Skype call and then you

could hear her voice and then we could

talk on stream. I don't know what we'd

talk about. She seems kind of nervous

though on streams. She's not too bad on

videos. But it was kind of tricky

getting her to talk on streams.

I think she was uncomfortable with it.

Maybe I'll try and get my sister to do a

stream. I really need to get my views up

again. Sister Sabrina livestream

Q&A from last year has 70k views now.

Can't believe it. Don't know if people

would be interested in another one.

I guess there's no harm trying.

I just hate streaming with people because

I like streaming— I treat it as like

self-therapy where I just talk about stuff

that's on my mind. I find it difficult to

do that with other people. Next to me,

and then I don't really know what to talk

about. We just end up reading the

comments, answering questions.

Oh, thank you, Kawaii Bass.

Hopefully— I don't know how long I'm gonna

be stuck here.

I have a feeling I won't be able to go

even in May. I hate it when you get a

smudge on your glasses and then you wipe

it and then it just smudges the glasses

even more. Who else hates that?

Ah, that's nice, nice and clean.

One thing with me and Mina is we, we

aren't very sexual when we chat to each

other. I don't know why,

but today I did send her a butt pic. And

she liked it. I don't know if she would

like a dick pic.

I don't think she would.

I took a very nice butt pic. I look like a

woman from behind, actually.

We were never really flirty when we

messaged each other. A lot of girls have

messaged me on Instagram. They're like,

hey, you want to have sex? Oh, I wish you

were here so I could Suck your cock, and

it's really dirty and filthy. But me and

Mina were never really like that. We

started off chatting on like a friendly

basis, but it was never sexual or dirty.

Even with the Essex girl, we used to do

sex talk and dirty talk, and she would

send me naughty things.

I don't know what that signifies.

I don't know what that means.

I guess I don't mind. I mean, we've

already had sex, so I don't really feel

like there's this need to be all sexual

and dirty when we're messaging each other.

I'm not really that kind of person.

I feel like it's kind of weird.

I'm not really into stuff like phone sex

either. It's just awkward.

Hey baby, I wanna rub your

thighs all over my butt cheeks. Oh yeah,

it's just weird. I don't really get off to

it. I like to

walk on the beach on late nights during

the summer.

Oh, thank you, homeless man. I've never

walked on a beach during the night.

Isn't that sad?

Maybe I'll do daily livestreams every day.

I think that would kill my channel. I

think today's stream's been pretty good

actually. I haven't raged or— last stream

was terrible, wasn't it? Not even 5

minutes into the beginning and I was

raging at people. I don't know why I'm

like that. I feel fine today. I'm pretty

sure I won't rage. But last stream,

oh, that was bad. I got so triggered over

nothing again. I have 2 phases: rage moody

mode and then kind of relaxed chilled out

mode, which I am in today. Oh, thank you.

K, go see Kevin. Mila see your

X-rated videos you made with CGs and one

with you made with your wife?

No, I only showed her the video of me

effing the sex doll, but I didn't show her

real sex videos. I thought that'd be kind

of weird. Mila see your X-rated

videos you made with CGs and one with you

made with your wife? Oh yeah, the CG video

was funny. You know that girl I used in

the thumbnail? She's a YouTuber and she

was the editor for Try Guys on BuzzFeed.

YB Chang or something. She has a YouTube

channel, about 150k subs, and she also has

an Instagram page, about 100k followers.

And she found out straight away that I

used her picture in the thumbnail. I

wasn't expecting her to find out so

quickly. She messaged me on Instagram.

She said— she asked me to change it,

and then I said okay. She was pretty nice

about it though. She wasn't upset. She,

she took it in good humor. I can imagine

most girls getting really upset.

She's nice. She had a good sense of humor,

and then she even uploaded like a story on

her Instagram with her boyfriend about it,

saying something like, hey, we've— I've—

my face is being used on a Korean

prostitute video on YouTube. And then he

made some kind of joke. They're pretty

cool people, actually. I was

planning on being a bit of a dick and then

ignoring her and just leaving the

thumbnail up. But after seeing her

response to it, I thought, wow, she's a

really nice person. I don't really want to

be a dick to her, so I changed it to a

picture of Sayaka. She's a bitch. I don't

like her. What's she gonna do,

block me again?

I didn't expect her to be so nice.

I think Asian Americans are pretty nice,

aren't they?

Like those ones from California and stuff.

They just seem so bubbly and friendly.

I should have got a Western Asian

girlfriend. Oh, thank you, Anas. You got

me into Rainbow Six. I play 8 hours daily

now. I know, it's so good. The community

is toxic. That's what I love about it.

You go into the chat, and then it's just

people telling each other to suck their

dicks and fuck off. I love that. I get

into it and I start trolling them back. I

used to troll big time when I was in Japan

playing it because it was Asia servers,

and then the Korean people and the

Japanese people in the game would

constantly argue with each other. And then

I'd pretend to be a Japanese person and

I'd try and trigger the Korean people by

saying racist stuff. I said so many

racist things on the chat trying to

trigger people. Surprised I haven't been

banned yet. This is funny,

just shit-talking people whilst having a

I miss those trolling days I used to have

on World of Warcraft as well. The online

gaming communities used to be so toxic.

That's what I miss from YouTube. YouTube

used to be so toxic with the whole Leafy

and Keemstar stuff. I miss that.

I hate all this goody-two-shoes Care Bear

rubbish like Rachel and Jun. Ugh, makes me

I guess I do like the toxicity.

I think that surprises people because I

don't really have that kind of image, do

I? I do— I also have

like this Care Bear pussy image.

Not sure why. I think it's because of lack

of confidence.

I don't think my visual image represents

what I'm actually like very accurately.

I have a toxic image, really? I thought I

had a very soft, gentle image,

and people thought I was a nice guy and

stuff, and then they hear what I have to

say and they're shocked, and then they

unsubscribe and never watch anymore.

And people say stuff like I became a dick

when actually I was always a dick from the

start. I was just hiding it, and then over

the years I became more confident and

less scared of showing my dick side,

and then people didn't like it.

Well, I'm not always a dick. It depends

who it is. If people are really nice like

YB Chang, then it does melt my heart

and I just can't help but be

nice back to them.

She's so nice.

She could have copy striked my video, I

think. I'm not sure. I don't think she

could have because, well, I stole her

thumbnail. It was originally a thumbnail

of her and her boyfriend. If you look up

speaking only Korean to my boyfriend

challenge, then you'll see the original

thumbnail. And I stole it and I just put

my face on top of her boyfriend's face.

And then I changed the background a little

bit. So technically it's my copyright

because I transformed

the image so much. But I'm not sure. It's

kind of risky.

I got so pissed off when Nobita gave me a

copyright strike. And then to make matters

worse, he admitted in his video

explaining, explaining it. He even said,

I have to admit, I didn't even watch the

video before I gave him a copyright

strike. What a prick. Didn't even watch

the video and struck it. I could have been

saying nice things about him. I could have

been saying, guys, check out Nobita. He's

a really nice guy, makes cool videos about

Japan. He just gives me a copyright

Without even watching. So insulting.

And then he had the audacity to say Daniel

is a British guy and all he does is make

videos about drama, his life drama. Yeah,

well, Nobita, all he does is make bloody

videos about prostitutes and porn stars.

Japanese girls, as if he's better just

because he used statistics and graphs.

Piss off, Nobita. You're not any better.

He's made like 10 videos interviewing porn

stars, and then

he's got the nerve to act all high and

mighty and do moral grandstanding against

me. What a dick. You know, Nobita is the

reason that I got divorced. Yeah,

the conversation me and my— me and Chihiro

had before we had that argument that

resulted in me leaving. Guess what it was

she said to me the day before? Did you

know Nobita messaged me last year about

you? He said I didn't— he said I didn't

want anything to do with Daniel, and she

didn't tell me about this. Until January

this year. And then I was on Discord the

next day talking about it, and then she

came onto Discord as well, all upset.

Love your videos. How long have you not

had cereal? Oh, thank you, James. Well,

it's been nearly 4 weeks now without

cereal. Anyway, um,

Yeah, that triggered an argument that me

and Chihiro had on Discord where she said

she was complaining because I was telling

everyone about the Nobita message thing,

and she was saying, you never talk to me,

but you're always talking to everyone on

Discord. And then she said, I want

to break up. And I said, sure, whatever.

And then I just packed my stuff and left

because I was getting fed up.

With her constantly complaining because I

was on Discord and because I was doing

8-hour livestreams and then not talking to

her much.