my girlfriend left me at the hotel... [3oWr-mt-iQo]

Testing. Oh my God.

Oh my God, I can't get it to stand up.

It needs to be perfectly balanced.

I haven't plugged the mic in. The mic's

not plugged in. I've only got 80% battery,

so I can't do a long stream, and I

can't plug in 2 things at once.

Testing,

testing,

testing.

Does it work?

Uh, my stream setup. It didn't work,

so I had to use an app to stream from my

phone, but I don't have my USB hub, so I

can't plug in the charger and the mic at

the same time.

And the quality is not good because I had

to lower the bitrate because I'm streaming

off my data. The hotel Wi-Fi sucks.

There's like one bar of signal.

Everything's going wrong, and I forgot my

mic stand. You know, the little screw-on

stand? I forgot to bring it,

so I had to— funnily, it fits inside

of the toilet roll hole just right,

but the wire sticks out and makes

it Unstable.

The lag? What lag?

Lag? The lag? What lag? There's no

Your background looks different. Yeah,

I'm in a hotel right now. I'll explain in

a minute. Oh no, I put the— I put the

phone on top of the glass that has my

water in it.

This app seems pretty good actually for

It's got widgets and stuff.

Oh, is the chat on the screen?

It's kind of

weird.

Oh wait, the other thing's not on the

screen. Wait a minute.

It should be.

Oh, thanks, Unrelented News.

Oh, it is on the stream. I mean the

I don't know if the text-to-speech works.

Wait, let me reset it.

There, try again. Welcome to my

new room that we'll be hiding in.

Yeah, if I don't get to 500 viewers, I'm

not telling the story.

Also, my new policy is if the videos don't

get— if they don't get 1,000 views in

a day, I delete the video. So you better

start watching if you want to see stuff,

otherwise I'm deleting it.

Otherwise I guess I'll just go back to

making Helldiver videos since they get

more views.

Do you like my ear?

That person paid to know what, 14 What

is that? It's like 60 pence.

And then YouTube takes 30%, so I only get

like 30 pence.

You act like your stuff is in high demand.

There was a day when people were desperate

to find out the latest juice. Remember,

I'd go live and then there'd be like 1,000

people. Desperate to

find out what happened, and now no one

What was that?

Wow, that was really

delayed. Pretend there's 1,000

people. I can't trick myself because

I can see there's not.

Why are you in a different room?

It's a secret.

So there was a certain crisis that

happened, which meant that we had to

suddenly come here. And then she— she

booked a hotel room and abandoned me in

the hotel room, and then she went off to

do her thing. Now I'm just like sitting

here. I've been here for 2 days. We got

here yesterday. And then I've been

here today and yesterday.

It's really tricky adjusting to a new

room. This room's all echoey. Do you

notice it? And when I talk, I can hear my

voice bouncing off the walls. I don't like

it. I've got

no mic stand or I got no Wi-Fi.

I got no water.

Oh, I got some water.

Yeah, I got Lipton iced tea.

It's really weird having to get used to a

new room. Don't like it. I miss my old

room. It's gonna really suck when I leave

that nice condo room because

it has everything I need. It's got good

internet, it's got my mic stand. It's got

my toilet, got my food and water.

The internet is really good there. I'm

using my phone data now, seems okay.

And then when I first came in this room,

all the plugs are different to my condo

plugs. You know, in Thailand they've got

different plugs. You think they'd all have

the same plug for one country, but they

got different plugs. So my condo plug is

circle with 3 holes and the holes are

round. In here they've got 2 holes and the

holes are flat. So my charger didn't plug

in and then I had to go to reception to

get an adapter and then they charge you

money for it.

It's kind of silly.

How can they not have the same plug hole

for the whole country?

So I kind of freaked out thinking, how am

I going to charge everything? Then it just

turns out you go to reception. They should

include the adapter with the room. If they

don't have the right plugs. I've never

seen these plugs before. I've been

traveling around Bangkok, what, for nearly

2 years? I've never seen these plugs.

Actually, they look like Japan plugs.

There's 2, and then they're flat,

not round. Maybe I'll put the camera

here. I forgot to

bring my tripod as well. I should have

brought my little tripod at least. It's

been really tricky trying to put the

Can you stream yourself sleeping in the

hotel room? No, no one watches. They watch

for like 1 minute because it's boring. I

don't do anything, I'm just sleeping.

Bitcoin's pumping. Yep, just like I

predicted. Remember I made a video a

couple months ago saying I'm gonna be

rich? Unfortunately, I didn't take my own

advice. And I didn't buy any until

I bought like £100 worth a couple

weeks ago when it was at 40k something.

So I'm up like 40%, but I only put £100

in. It's funny, I'm actually a genius and

I get it right, but then I don't actually

do what I say I'm gonna do, and then I do

what I don't say I'm gonna do, and then I

lose loads of money.

I'm still buying £2 a day. I think it's

gonna go way higher, like 120,000 end of

year. So I'm buying £2 a day.

I'd increase it to £3 a day if it goes

down, but £2 a day at this price

is my maximum I'm willing to buy every

day. Some idiot

Not some idiot, but the idiot, Gunnar

Larsson. He's going around gaming channels

now saying that I stole their footage.

Really, this guy really pisses me off.

When's he gonna kick the can? This guy's

been harassing me for 7 years. Since 2017,

he's been harassing me, and now he's

accusing me of stealing people's

Helldivers 2 footage.

Idiot. Why would I steal the footage and

risk getting a copyright strike when I

just made my own footage? You know, I have

the game, I bought the game, and I can

just make my own footage. He didn't even

check. Is he really stupid, or he thinks

Helldivers 2 all looks the same? Because

you can obviously tell it's my own

footage, and it doesn't match the footage

of the video that he's claiming that I

stole it from. Stupid idiot.

Yeah, I stole the title, but there's no

rule saying you can't copy people's

titles. Otherwise, you know, people have

copied my videos with No Friends, so what,

I can do like copyright strike because

they copied my words? You can't copyright

words unless it's a trademark.

You can't like copyright trademark a whole

sentence. Like, he put best guns in

Helldivers 2. You don't— no one owes the

copyright to a sentence, idiot. He's such

a dick. When I met George, he was spamming

George's subreddit to not meet me. When I

met Elvis, he was spamming Elvis's email

to not meet me. He's such a loser.

When are we gonna get rid of this guy?

I'm gonna be 45 and this idiot's still

gonna be I don't know, trying to annoy me.

Sick and tired of him.

He's hated me ever since he found me,

from day one back in 2017.

Now he's just mad because I'm getting

views off Helldivers 2.

I nearly doubled my ad revenue on my

gaming channel thanks to Helldivers 2.

I've been spamming out like 5 Helldivers 2

videos a day. I got like 50 Helldivers 2

videos now. They each made about $8 to

$10. So you do the maths. I made

hundreds. Just by playing a stupid game.

I'm drinking Lipton lemon tea.

The haters have the most autistic reasons

to hate me though. The reasons for hating

me have to be the stupidest reasons I've

ever heard, like, he is a bad person,

he cheated, he stole something.

If I did something truly bad, I don't

know, like the P-word or the R-word— I've

literally done nothing that is really bad

apart from like some petty crime.

Their reasoning for hating me is so dumb.

Oh, and I don't get a job.

Why would you hate someone just because

they don't get a job? Just jealous, I

guess.

All they say is, the reason why we hate

you, Daniel, is because you're a bad

person.

You think the world is full of good

people? Okay, you must be like a

10-year-old. How naive must you

be if you think I'm bad?

Working people get really bitter about the

job thing. Well, why don't they just make

a YouTube then? Who's stopping them?

Anyone can do YouTube. It's not like a

special thing that only I can do. If

they're so jealous, why don't they just do

it too?

It's not my fault.

They'll say, oh, I've got mortgage bills,

I can't afford to pay it with a YouTube

income. It's not my fault, is it?

I saw Ice, he tweeted, he said he's going

to Europe to stream with the Google Vision

Pro. How is he going to do that?

What is the point of doing it though? How

is it different to just wearing a GoPro on

your head? For the viewer, it will

literally just be the same as watching

someone wear a camera on his head,

unless we can see the floating pop-ups.

But what's gonna be floating? Like his

location, a map,

donations? Maybe he gets a dono and then—

I mean, it pops up on the screen anyway

for the viewer. That's what this

Streamlabs thing is.

Why is there tissue on your mic? Because I

forgot to bring my mic stand and this was

the best way to elevate the mic. It's a

pretty good way, I can't think of a better

First I put my bag, my backpack on my lap

and I rested it on top of the backpack to

film a video.

You should see this place. We went

traveling today and there's literally

nothing outside. It's just like endless

barren wasteland jungle of nothing, like

endless highways with some little shacks

on the side of the road selling coconuts.

We drove for like an hour doing nearly 160

kilometers per hour. How much is that in

miles? Isn't that like 100 miles per hour?

160. Oh my god, it's 100 miles per hour!

I've never been 100 miles per hour.

So we went driving to Sukhothai.

Where they got historical ruins and we

rode bicycles around. It took an hour to

get there and we're going 100 miles an

hour,

so I guess it's 100 miles away.

And there's all these stray dogs

everywhere. It looks scary. If you go down

the road, you probably get chased by a

bunch of stray dogs.

Miss the old content? Okay, I'll do some

old content for you.

Oh my god, guys, my stupid wife found out

I'm cheating. She's such an idiot. And

then I stormed out because she's messaging

Hong Kong guy, and then I cheated her

again— on her again on the way to hotel.

It wasn't my fault, there was a

Chinese lady doing massage for ¥8,000?

Pfft,

idiot.

I kind of miss the drama sometimes though,

but sometimes it was infuriating. Things

happened I had no idea why or how. Like,

how the hell did Chihiro find out that I

was secretly messaging some viewers and

then screenshots got leaked? And I was

like, who leaks the screenshots? How could

they betray— everyone was just a snake.

I'd message them thinking I could trust

them, and then they'd leak my screenshots.

Then I'd get busted, and Chihiro would

beat me up.

All these stupid— some of them were real

girls trying to get me in trouble. Some of

them were just guys catfishing me so they

could leak screenshots. And then some

stupid Swedish girl met me up Just to

trick me into getting a photo of us

walking together so she could try and

blackmail me. Do you remember that?

Who does that? These people are nuts.

Can you imagine the whole planning

process? Sitting there with whoever else

planned it with them and going, oh, I'm

gonna meet Daniel and then we'll walk here

and then you wait there and as we walk

past, take a photo of us from behind. And

then we'll use it to try and get £1,000

out of him, or else we'll leak it.

Stupid weirdos.

Got to love India. Has anyone seen the

recent tweet about this Spanish couple who

went traveling around the world and they

went to India and then the woman got RIP'd

by 7 men, and then the man, he got— he

got punched in the mouth or something.

And the photos and videos are on Twitter,

and you got these stupid Americans saying

stuff like, the man barely has any

bruises, he didn't even try to fight for

her, if she dumps him then

that would be deserved. As if, who here is

gonna risk your life Trying to fight off 7

men so your partner doesn't get

RIP'd. I'm not gonna risk my life for

a woman. I don't care if she dumps me

because she thinks I'm a loser. Go, go

date a 6-foot-tall MMA fighter, or maybe

just don't go to India.

Also, it's extremely selfish if the woman

expects the man to fight and risk his

life? Because I'd rather— if I was a

woman, what would you rather have? You get

raped and your partner survives, or you

get raped and your partner dies? Okay, if

he wins the fight miraculously and saves

you, then you'd be like really in love

because he saved you and he's your hero.

But you gotta think realistically, that

guy looked pretty old as well, like pretty

old looking guy. There's no way he could

beat off 7 Indian men.

No. So what did he do? Did he just sit

there and watch his wife getting banged by

7 men? How's she not pregnant?

Maybe they will use the condom. Surely

she'd be pregnant. Imagine the amount of

cum. Oh my god.

I think if I was the guy, I'd leave her so

I wouldn't be able to look at the same

anymore.

I think that relationship's screwed. It's

such a weird traumatic thing to go

through. Surely deep down she kind of

feels resentment towards him for not at

least trying to fight back. Apparently he

had a knife to his throat.

India's sick, you know. In the 1800s,

when the British colonized India, they had

to outlaw some kind of barbaric tradition

the Indians had where they would, they

would burn women alive if their husbands

died. So if they were widowed, they would

be burned at the stake. So the British had

to stop them from doing that. I think

India was better when it was under British

rule, to be honest.

Why is that the only news you hear out of

India is about some gang rap?

Weird country. I would never go there.

They'd probably think I'm a woman and then

try and do it to me, because sometimes

people think I'm a woman.

What would you do if it was me? I— as if

I'm going to fight 7 men. There's no way

I'd risk my— I'd probably just run away

and ditch her and be like, yeah,

that was cowardly, and I understand if you

don't me, but I'm not gonna die.

Screw that, you're on your own. I'll just

leg it, just run.

Well, it would never happen to my

girlfriend because I wouldn't— I wouldn't

take her to India in the first place.

Self-preservation is number one. I don't

care about who's heroic

or who's a coward. Cowards live longer.

There's like 3 billion women in the world,

just get another one. The relationship's

screwed anyway if you go through that.

Oh my God.

What if it was Sabrina?

Well, I'd have to ditch. Did Fast figure

out who you were texting? Not texting

nobody, actually.

Shut up.

Does text-to-speech work? Oh, it does

work. Nice. I wonder how much battery I've

got.

69%! I think I can stream a couple hours,

which is just enough time.

I can't believe there's only a few days

left until I leave this country. I'm kind

of mixed, like I'm kind of sad but kind of

relieved and happy.

Wait, is it streaming? It said chat

disconnected. Oh, successfully connected.

Is that a motel? Yeah, it is kind of like

a motel. It's not a hotel building with

floors and rooms. It's like lots of

individual houses, small houses.

No, I'm not saying where I am. People try

and dox me. What are things you hate about

Japan?

Hmm, I don't know,

just random things like getting a taxi in

Japan is really expensive. Most people

don't get taxis in Japan. Even regular

Japanese people think, oh, you must be

rich if you get a taxi because why not

just get the train? But in Thailand, you

just get a taxi anywhere.

And I don't know,

I guess I have to wait until I'm in Japan

again to find things to whine about.

Currently in Thailand, things I hate are

the food sucks. I don't like Thai food,

it's all spicy and weird. I don't like all

the stray dogs everywhere. I don't like

the constant heat. I went riding a bicycle

today. I'm not sure if I got sunburnt. I

think I'm okay. So damn hot.

Your girlfriend is out alone. Yeah, there

was a crisis, a family crisis,

and she dumped me at this hotel and then

went off. Sort it out.

To give you an idea of the location,

it took 4 hours to drive here, so we're

pretty far. I'm like near the border

of Myanmar. I could probably just go over

to Myanmar if I walked a bit.

I miss Bangkok. Every time you leave

Bangkok, it's like just wilderness,

barren jungle, and there's nothing around

here, and all the buildings are like

rusted corrugated metal shacks.

The countryside in the UK is nice, and the

buildings are just regular red brick

houses which look nice, but in the

countryside in Thailand, the buildings all

ugly. They're either like moldy-looking

concrete blocks, or it's just like metal

tin slum shack, and it's

all dusty roads, overgrown jungle. It's

not pretty. I don't know why there's just

one city in Bang— I mean, there's one city

in Thailand, Bangkok, which is really nice

and developed. Oh my God, it's a fly!

And then everywhere outside of Bangkok is

just really underdeveloped. The only other

place is Chiang Mai, but that's not really

a city, it's just a town. But then you

look at Japan, you've got Tokyo, Osaka,

Kyoto, Kobe, Hiroshima,

Fukuoka, Kyushu. There's like 10 big

cities in Japan, not just one. And then

same for Korea, you've got Seoul,

I don't know, actually Korea just has

Seoul, doesn't it? And Busan, but Busan's

not really a city. And then in the UK you

got London, Birmingham, Manchester. In

Thailand it's just Bangkok and that's it.

Stupid fly, how did that get

in here? It's like all the money and

development goes into one area and the

rest of the country they just It's like,

oh, I can't be bothered, whatever.

You just have some temples and some ruined

historic places and then just bunch of

metal shacks selling coconuts.

Go away!

Thailand has Pattaya. But it's not really

a city. It's just like a crappy looking

place full of drunk white people. And then

you've got Phuket. It's just like an

island. But I

really hate going out of Bangkok because

it's boring. There's nothing to see or do

apart from some historic ruins, and you've

got some waterfalls. The countryside is

not great looking. The roads are just ugly

and like faded. Everything's just

like faded from the sun.

I would never voluntarily leave Bangkok,

but you know, part of being in a

relationship is you have to do things you

don't want to do. The price of avoiding

loneliness is having to do stuff you don't

want to do. So I got dragged out

to the sticks. I would have made a vlog,

but I can't be bothered. Whenever I make a

vlog, it gets like 4K views and I make

Can't be bothered.

Well, how come Japan has multiple cities?

Why don't they just have like Tokyo and

leave the rest to fall apart? I don't

understand it. Like, I understand there's

no point developing outside of Bangkok

because there's no one to— there's like no

point setting up a business or shops and

stuff because who's gonna come? But then

how come Japan's not like that? Why not

just have mega Tokyo and then the rest of

the country countryside? Japan is dotted

with massive cities. Why isn't Thailand

like that? I don't get it.

It's so different.

There's literally nothing outside of

Bangkok. It's just endless, vast,

endless plains and mountains and trees and

waterfalls. The only development is like

from 1940-something when the Japanese

Japanese tried to build a train track to

Myanmar. I mean, not try, they did build

it, they finished it, and then it got

bombed the next week by the Allies. What a

waste of time. Why would you build a train

track when it was just gonna get bombed?

Japan really loves building trains, don't

they? They love

trains and bicycles. They invaded

Singapore using bicycles, didn't they?

Yeah, thank God my grandfather wasn't

stationed at Singapore. He would have been

sent to build the train track. I might not

be here. My granddad got sent to the most—

I don't know, did much happen in Africa?

He was sent to Africa during

the war and he basically did nothing apart

from fix radios or something. My dad said

he accidentally killed his— he

accidentally killed his own friend with a

shovel. Friendly fire. I forgot the story

now, but I definitely remember my dad said

he hit someone on the head with a shovel

and it was his own squad person or

something. Friendly fire.

Maybe my granddad was useless in war as

well. That's why they put him in the back

lines to fix radios. I think he was lucky

because he was like one of the only few

people who knew Morse code. So because of

that, he was put on radio duty. Ice and

Kim broke up again. What? Really?

I saw him tweeting about Europe and people

in the comments were saying, so glad Kim's

not coming. I didn't realize they actually

broke up though. Tell her to hit me up

in the DMs.

Do you think she would date me? I'm— I

think I'm taller than her. She thinks

she's taller, but I'm actually slightly

I think we're like the same height.

I'll treat her— I mean, I'll show her how

a real man treats a lady.

Imagine if I date Kim. And then I like

start bragging about it on videos about

how I'm a better boyfriend than Ice. That

would be so funny.

I should say the same thing Ice said. Oh,

when I met you and Kim, Kim was looking at

me like she wanted me. That's what I said

about Chihiro.

How come everyone's breaking up? Even Sam

Pepper and his— I thought they were gonna

get married. What's her name? Hannah. I

think I spoke to Hannah on the phone,

didn't I, for like one second? I can't

believe they broke up. I thought they were

getting married and stuff. I thought Sam

was ready to settle down and, you know,

stop doing all this trying to be a

streamer stuff.

I think Sam's just like desperately trying

to become relevant again since he fell off

on YouTube. He tried TikTok and he went

back to begging Ice for viewership, and

now he got it.

I can't imagine dating either Sam or Ice.

They just seem like such dickheads,

especially Sam. I thought Sam Pepper was

kind of mature now when I saw a bit of

him, but he hasn't matured at all. It was

like fake matureness. He just reverted

straight back to how he was when he got

his fame back on Kick. He just

seems like a massive prick.

So why did they break up, Kim and Ice?

What did Kim say?

Did you check your motel for peep cameras?

I don't really care, to be honest. It kind

of turns me on if there was one. Oh, that

bug is on the table. I want

to trap it. It's like a weird— not a

daddy, it's like a mini daddy long legs.

Do you have daddy long legs in America?

What are they called technically? In the

UK, we have these really long leg flies.

They look like flying spiders. They got 6

legs. We call them daddy long legs.

I used to hate them.

Ice needs to focus on his career.

Yeah, the problem with Ice is he kind of

needs to be single to make good content.

Why is it when everyone gets a girlfriend

or something that they become boring?

Even me.

I wonder what the scientific name for a

daddy long legs is.

Ice got a $2 million house in Austin.

What? I thought it was only $500K.

Damn, he must be loaded if he can just buy

an Apple Vision Pro. So how's the Apple

Vision Pro stream going to work?

Has he got special custom-made apps for

it, like special OBS? I don't know how

it's going to work. The battery, you can

keep plugging in battery banks, I guess.

But how, how would you connect it to

YouTube or Kick? I don't know how to

figure it out.

It would be kind of interesting, I guess,

but in Europe— Europe's kind of dangerous

to be wearing that expensive gear. He

should come to Thailand again. Imagine he

comes to Thailand.

When's he doing it? I want to watch. Oh

yeah, he said Hungary.

Rate the motel. It's okay, the The water

in the shower is hot enough. The plugs— I

need a free towel over the plug sockets

because my chargers don't fit inside of

it. It's got 2 holes instead of 3.

And then there's no kettle.

I couldn't make coffee, so I had to go to

the breakfast. I got my girlfriend to get

the coffee in the morning and leave it in

the table, on the table. But then when I

woke up, it was all cold and she left

already.

She just ditched me at this hotel and then

she drove off.

Sometimes it do be like that, though.

I got Burger King Whopper.

I think Burger King's my favorite. It's

better than McDonald's. It's got that nice

flame-grilled onion smell.

Where's all my stuff? It's in the corner

in my bag.

The main thing I don't like about this

room is I can't raise my voice because it

echoes. Who's that?

I'm scared.

There's people

driving. They, they come and park their

cars at the other places.

When's your flight going? It's gonna go

sometime within the next week.

We've got like 7 days, under 7 days until

I go. My flight is so late, it's like 1

AM, so I think I arrive at the airport—

when would you say a good time to arrive

would be? At, I think, 10 PM.

And then I've just got 3 hours to wait.

Plenty of time to check in. I don't want

to arrive at like 7 p.m. and sit in the

airport for 5, 6 hours. I could do a

livestream in the airport.

Which part of Japan are you going to?

First, I'm going to Fukuoka and

then I'll do some exploring and then I'm

heading to Osaka. Oh, I might book an

apartment. I've got 2 options. The

guesthouse manager replied to me. He said

if I pay now using the link, I gotta pay

£750 for 2 months,

which is £750 divided

by 2. It's like £375. But I found

this apartment and I got 10% discount, so

it was like £620. Plus 10% discount,

I could probably get it for like 500.

So just for a couple— just

for hundreds— I can hear someone outside

I'm scared. For just 100

and something extra, I can get a whole

apartment. But the guest house person

said, um, the move-in

date would be like March

25th. I'm not

sure because Blood Bucket said I could

stay with her beginning of April.

Why is that noise outside?

So I'm not sure if I just go ahead and I

book the guesthouse, or I don't book it

and I book this apartment instead with the

10% discount.

I'm still not sure what to do.

I've got plans, but they're not

We're not really 100% decided yet.

Are you using Apple to livestream? No,

I'm using my flip phone.

I've only got 57% battery.

Guest house would be better content? I

don't know.

I'm scared if people at the guest house

piss me off. And I trash talk them and the

manager finds out, he's gonna kick me out

or something. What happened to the

electric bike trip? I'm not doing that.

It's too expensive. I can't afford a

£1,000 electric bike and then all the

hotels because I have to book a different

hotel every night on the way.

That'll just be so expensive.

It would cost— I think I calculated it

would cost over $2,000,

and I think it'd be boring.

I think it'd be more interesting if I just

live in Japan and then vlog/stream life in

Japan instead of streaming a bike trip.

I want the apartment so I can make video

game videos. Dragon's Dogma 2 is coming

out end of March.

I feel like if I just focus on that, make

50 videos about it, I'd make way more

money than what I'm making now.

Unless magically all my viewers come back.

I might try to get my viewers to come

back, but I'm just not really feeling

hopeful.

I don't think anything will bring them

back unless I meet Chihiro again or

something. Maybe I'll beg Chihiro to meet

me for some content.

So, I don't know if I just pay the guest

house and lock it in for 2 months.

It is the cheapest option, but for a tiny

bit extra, I could get a whole apartment

to myself.

Use my 10% discount.

I mean, if I offered Chihiro $1,000 for

And then this other viewer said we could

do a road trip. I don't know where.

They said they're planning to drive to

Mount Fuji,

so I could do that as well.

Don't know, I've got too many plans. I

don't know which one to do in which order.

So the only thing I've booked right now

are 2 nights. I've booked 2 nights in

Fukuoka and I booked my plane flying out

of Fukuoka. I'll have a look at Fukuoka.

I might do an IRL stream just checking out

Fukuoka, see if it's a decent city because

I'm kind of bored of Osaka and the whole

slum area has kind of tainted my feelings

about Osaka. I'm gonna have a look at

Fukuoka and see if it's nicer, more

classy. Osaka is just— I don't know,

not up to my standards. It's only

got one nice area, Umeda and Shinsaibashi,

and then the rest of Osaka is just kind of

trash. Anywhere near Shin-Imamiya is just

rubbish, and Tennoji,

Shinsekai all sucks.

Oh yeah, another little secret. The hotel

guest manager— guest house manager, I

mean— the guest house manager that offered

me a room, guess where the guest house is?

The guest house is in Amagasaki,

which is like one station away from where

I used to live. Don't tell anyone.

Do you think it'd be weird if I lived

there? I wouldn't announce it because

it would be creepy. It would creep her

out. I'd just live there secretly,

not making a big fuss of it. I don't think

people would know where I am because I'm

not gonna dox it.

But it would be kind of funny.

So yeah, first day I might just go live,

I don't know. What do you think?

What if I just land in Japan and go live?

That would be pretty spontaneous because I

got nothing to do. I'm gonna arrive 8 AM

in the morning and then I've got to wait

until like 3 PM to check in. So all I have

to do that I'm planning is go to— I really

want to get a McDonald's sausage McMuffin

and I want to go to the camera shop, the

electronics shop, to look at battery

banks. I want to get a strong battery bank

with like 100-watt charging because I

dropped my big one on the floor and it

shattered. And then the other one I bought

ages ago at the market on stream,

it, it's really slow. It takes 5 hours to

charge my phone. I don't know why it's so

slow. I need like a really powerful

battery bank. And this current

charger I have is a 100-watt laptop

charger. It charges my phone from

0 to 100 in under 2 hours.

So I want to look for a decent battery

bank. I'm gonna have to spend like $100

maybe. I also

messaged Richard, asked him to set up my

IRL server again, so I might, might

actually do it. Do some IRL.

Why not? I might get like a gimbal selfie

stick as well so the footage is not all

shaky. How does, uh, what's-his-face,

John Daub from Oni in Japan— because his

streams are so steady and so high quality.

What does he use? He must use his phone

because I see him using Prism Studio, but

how does he get it so steady?

I'm getting loads of hate on my gaming

channel right now because I kicked my

party for being noobs. I didn't think

people would see it because I put it

halfway through the video. All I did was

say, oh, these people are idiots, I kicked

them all out my party on Helldivers 2.

Now I'm getting loads of hate. It's so

funny. And I keep mispronouncing things

like it's automaton, not automaton.

I don't know, automaton is just hard to

say. And then they keep whining when I say

Diablo instead of Diablo, but no one

whines when you say Tokyo or Kyoto instead

of how it's supposed to be pronounced.

Why are people so nitpicky about Diablo?

I don't get it. You say baguette

and Paris, that's not how French people

say it. Very weird.

I can hear footsteps outside.

I can hear footsteps right outside the

She wouldn't suddenly come back, would

she? Without saying,

because then I've got to end the stream.

How do French people say baguette? It's

probably like baguette. I don't know.

They don't say croissant like we do.

They're like croissant.

Half French language sounds like they're

hocking up phlegm.

So it's kind of funny to mispronounce

things. People get really butthurt. Over

it. Sometimes I just like to

pronounce things how I want to pronounce

it, even though I know it's wrong. Like,

I like to say fuckade instead of— how's

it supposed to be pronounced? Facade. But

it looks like it's spelled fuckade.

People kept correcting me, thinking I

didn't know how to pronounce it.

Yeah, so my first plans when I arrive in

Japan: buy sausage McMuffin. A nice strong

coffee because I'm gonna be so— I don't

know if it's a good idea to stream because

I'm gonna be so tired. I probably won't

sleep well on the plane and I've only got

5 hours on the plane. So I get on the

plane at 1 AM, I arrive in Japan 5 hours

later. I'll probably sleep for like 2

hours and it's not gonna be good sleep.

I'm gonna be shattered. I'm gonna need

strong coffee to wake me up. And I'm

gonna be gross, my mouth is gonna stink.

I need to find somewhere to brush my

teeth. I look all tired.

I don't know, maybe I should just wait

until I get into the hotel room, have a

shower, freshen up, and then stream,

and then try find a battery bank.

Do nostalgia tour of your old street and

flat. What, in Osaka? I did

that in Oita. I went to where me and my ex

used to live and I stood outside the

building. Did I stream it? No, I made a

video, didn't I? And then I deleted it.

Oh yeah, I made a video. It was called

Tracking Down My Ex-Girlfriend. And then I

went around Oita showing people her

picture, asking if they knew her. And then

I kind of started to enjoy it. I just went

into random shops and I was like, do you

know this woman? Even though I knew she

never went there. I just— I got a bit

hooked on the adrenaline of interaction.

It's kind of funny. You should try it if

you're bored in Japan. Just get like a

photo of a woman and then go into shops

and say, Excuse me, do you know this

woman? And then look how confused they

look. It's pretty funny.

And then just say something weird like,

oh, she was my ex, she dumped me. And then

look how freaked out and nervous they

No, I shouldn't do that. Chihiro would be

freaked out.

I have been to Fukuoka a few times, but I

honestly don't remember it. I think I just

went to Hakata Station to get on the

bullet train. And I went to

the park. Oh, I remember there's that

shopping center,

and it's like very specific looking one.

I forgot, I don't know how to describe it.

Do I watch anime.

Nope, I watch, uh,

I watch American movies now.

Yeah, maybe Canal City. It was like a

canal. It was like a big shopping center,

but it had like an outdoor ground floor

with water. I remember someone was doing

live music. It was like a live singer with

a guitar. And she was trying to get the

cloud— I mean, the crowd to clap along

with the song. No one was listening to

her. Japanese people don't like to do that

stuff, you know, like joining in with the

song or making noise.

Very silent, dead crowd.

Let me Google it.

Anal, canal, canal city.

Yeah,

yeah, that's the one. I went there 2014,

10 years ago.

I can't believe it's been 10 years since

Chlamydia Girlfriend, so it's like the

anniversary.

10 years ago. I was only 24.

My first STD.

I wonder what she's doing now. She must be

40, 44. I think

she was about 7 years older than me.

Imagine if she could see me now. She must

be thinking, oh my God, I can't believe I

nearly married this guy. What a loser.

You'll be 35 tomorrow? No,

I'm 35 on the 20th.

Damn,

10 years ago I was so young.

Nothing has changed. Like, I'm still

homeless. I don't own anything like a car

or house. I'm still broke, just living out

of hotels and sometimes apartments,

flying around country to country.

Literally nothing has changed since 10

years ago apart from I

aged and now I have massive tax debt.

Yeah, at least I'm not completely broke.

Like, back then my only income was my

JobSeeker's Allowance, so I

had no internet income. Don't know how I

survived. Oh yeah, I just got girlfriends

and lived with them. That's how.

Do I have birthday plans? No, I'll

probably just do a livestream. Get some

alcohol.

I can't believe nothing's changed.

I mean, I did find a way to make money on

the internet, which I'm quite proud of.

The gaming channel is going great. I

almost tripled my viewership on the gaming

channel. The main channel, kind of

disappointing that it turned out like

this, but I just, I couldn't

keep people entertained forever. They

eventually got bored no matter how hard I

tried, and my content is just too niche

and weird to get new viewers. I can't get

new viewers. I don't know why my

content just doesn't appeal to new people.

It doesn't even get pushed to new people.

I got lucky back then because YouTube was

just promoting my videos randomly,

blowing stuff up to get like 100K views.

But now it doesn't. I don't get any new

people. And I just lose old people.

But my gaming channel, oh my God, I just

spammed out Helldivers videos and I got

like 30K views. I get 30K views every

48 hours. I've managed to stabilize it

like 30K views for weeks now.

The ad revenue nearly tripled. It went

from— I was making $280 month on the

gaming channel. Now I made like 650, so I

more than doubled it just by spamming out

Helldivers. I should just do that on this

channel, but there's a part of me that

doesn't want to give up and let go of

hiding in my room. I don't want to make it

into a second gaming spam channel.

I still feel like this is my baby, my

passion. This channel

represents me. It's like very personal.

The gaming channel, I don't care at all.

It's just stupid gaming stuff.

Maybe if something interesting happens,

and then I make videos about it, and then

people would find it interesting and start

watching my channel. I think I'm just too

boring. I don't really do

It's hard to explain what the point of

this channel is. It's basically just like

documenting the life of a broke

guy who travels around Asia,

not really doing anything. He just travels

around Asia for no real reason other than

He doesn't want to live in the UK.

I need

to meet some interesting people.

I got 2 people that I'm planning to meet.

One's Blood Bucket, and the other one also

said she's fine with being on camera, so

hopefully that goes well.

Was your father unemployed— underemployed

and bumming around? Asia. No, my dad was

always a hard worker. He studied,

went to college, got a job, and he

stayed in the same company for a long time

until he was made redundant.

No, my dad was very different to me. He

was hardworking and got a job.

I don't know what the— what would be the

equivalent of me, the 1970s

equivalent of me, because you didn't have

YouTube back then, you didn't have the

internet, you didn't have blogging, you

couldn't be a freelance digital nomad.

The only way to make money was if you got

a job, and the only way to live abroad is

if you got a job teaching English or I

don't know, embassy work.

I couldn't do this if it was 1970. I don't

know how I'd do it. No YouTube, no

OnlyFans.

Maybe I'd join the army because I want to

travel the world,

because that was one of the reasons people

join the army, because they were broke and

they wanted to travel the world and have

exciting experiences.

And then they got blown up in a trench.

Yeah, without the internet, I'd be

screwed. I'd have to just get a job, save

up money, travel to Asia when I could.

I'm hungry. I've got this— I've

got this cheese sausage toasty, but it

went all stale. Bleh, and it smells weird.

Where is he now? Secret location.

Have to be very quiet.

I wonder if my phone data is good enough

to stream at higher bitrate. It seems

pretty stable.

So in case you didn't know, I owe tax

penalties of £6,300 and I've

only got £7,000 in my bank account.

I mean, in my stock account. And I owe

mum, my mum, £500 a month.

I'm not sure. I also owe the bank £800.

You know, I have an overdraft of £1,000.

I've been overdrafting for a whole month

and they charged me interest. Guess how

much it was? It was like £18.

For having overdraft of £900.

It's like 30% interest rate. I need to pay

off my overdraft quick, but I don't get

any money until another 20 days when

YouTube pays me,

so I'm gonna have to pay interest again

this month.

I should get about £800 from YouTube

because February was pretty good.

So I can instantly pay off the overdraft,

but then I gotta pay my mum £500 again.

Then I'll go back down into overdraft

again. So I might have to ask my mum— tell

my mum I can't pay her this month.

Otherwise I'll just keep going into

overdraft and then my bank keeps charging

Interest. I'm pretty sure the interest

rate is 30%.

You need to stop borrowing? I don't have

much choice.

What, what can I do? I've got gold,

china, and inverse spy stocks. I don't

want to sell them. I think gold's

gonna go up. I could sell the inverse

because it seems like the market is just

melting upwards. I could sell the inverse,

just take the loss, and then sell it for

like 600.

I haven't used my credit card yet. Maybe

I'll use the credit card to book the

apartment. Because I've

got like 12 months to pay it off. How much

is the credit card interest rate? Because

my introductory rate is 0% for the first

15 months, but I got it a couple months

30%.

Oh my god,

that's a lot.

I don't understand it though. So if I use

my credit card, how long do

I have until they hit me with the 30%