all day stream today

Hello.

Testing.

Hello.

Welcome.

Am I gonna stay permanently?

Um, probably not, because I don't see any

way I could stay in Thailand permanently

unless I paid a bloody £14,000 for a Thai

Elite Visa.

Yeah, I just uploaded a new YouTube video.

And now I'll stream for, I think, maybe 6

hours.

I think I can do 6 hours.

I don't think she's coming home late

today.

Is my girlfriend at work at her

ex-husband's pharmacy?

No, I'm pretty sure she quit his pharmacy.

I'm not sure when she quit it.

Is it recently or after the thing

happened?

It's still weird how he found out about

me, isn't it?

I wonder if she's working at his pharmacy

up until the point that he found out about

me and his— her mum, maybe her mum

snitched on her to, like, punish her.

Wait, let me check the door.

It's just the cleaner.

Where is Thai girlfriend?

She's at work.

What do you mean clickbait?

I titled it—

what did I title it?

All day stream today.

I made some changes.

I increased the bitrate, so maybe the

quality of the stream looks a bit better.

I'm pretty sure my 5 internet connections

can handle it.

Could probably handle a higher resolution.

Wouldn't be surprised if she was fucking

him up until you got there.

No, she said they broke up 2 years ago.

I don't think she would lie.

Well, there's been zero updates since it's

happened, so that's a good sign.

I'm kind of glad there's been no

escalation because that was pretty crazy.

I can't believe it happened in the first

place.

I actually thought I was gonna die.

You know what was going through my mind at

the time?

I was thinking, oh my God, I'm never just

randomly going to some girl's house ever

again.

This is why normal people don't do this,

because it's nuts.

You go to some girl's house, you don't

know what kind of ex she had.

The ex could easily show up at the house

if it's like a recent breakup.

And a lot of girls have crazy stalker-type

exes, don't they?

It seems pretty common.

I don't know, do girls have at least one

creepy stalker that harasses them still?

My sister said—

my phone keeps switching itself off

because it's got a magnet on the back.

I put it on my laptop, the magnet gets

activated, and it thinks it's being shut.

My Flip Z is acting weird, it keeps

closing everything down.

I don't know where to place it, I've got

too many things everywhere.

My sister said one of the reasons why she

doesn't want to be in videos anymore is

because one of her exes watches my videos

so he can find out what my sister's been

up to.

I think she had like 2 exes who were

watching my streams and stuff because they

wanted to hear what my sister was up to.

And then that Muslim Manchester girl said

the same thing.

She said she didn't want to be in my

videos anymore because she thought one of

her crazy exes was following it to find

out what she was up to.

It seems like a lot of girls have this

stuff.

I mean, if I knew

that some guy was dating Mila and was

streaming and talking about Mila, I'd find

it hard to resist listening to find out

what Mila was up to, just out of

curiosity.

It would be hard to resist not having a

little listen, wouldn't it?

Is Cyberpunk worth buying?

I would definitely recommend this game, 10

out of 10.

I've made some changes to the game, such

as I made the field of view much wider, so

it looks like a GoPro now.

Look at this, it's like wide angle.

It looks so much better.

Before, it was on—

field of view was on like,

it was on 70, like that.

Look at the difference.

Look at that.

Oh my God, it's so zoomed in.

How do you play like this?

It's like trying to make a vlog using a

standard lens instead of a wide-angle

lens.

That's so— I can't believe I played the

whole game like this up until now.

So I switched it from this to maximum

field of view,

and look at that.

It's like Seeing it through a GoPro now,

it looks so much better, so much more

realistic, because when you look through

the world in your own eyes, it's not like

super zoomed in, is it?

It's more of a wide, wide field of view.

And I also found out you can zoom in, so

you can do this kind of right-click zoom,

but I also found out if you scroll the

mouse wheel button, it zooms in even more

like this.

Like that, so I can perv at buttocks even

more now.

I also tried some ray tracing stuff, but

it just looks rubbish and it made the game

go really slow, so I turned that off.

Tweaked with the settings a little bit so

it looks better.

Hopefully it doesn't make it lag,

but it's pretty cool how you can zoom in

like this.

And zoom back out.

Don't pay 14K for Thai serial.

I don't know, seems like a big risk paying

so much money, and then I have to stay

there for 5 years.

I don't want to stay in the same place for

5 years.

Can you imagine a relationship of mine

actually lasting 5 years?

I cannot imagine.

Any relationship I'm in lasting so long.

I give it a few months tops,

unless it's like a Korean girlfriend

situation where she doesn't mind us being

apart for half a year or something, or a

few months.

And I just go to Japan, I go back to

Thailand, I go to Korea, go back to

Thailand like that.

If she's okay with that, that could work.

But I think she would want something more

stable where I'm not in and out of the

country

over and over again.

Every time I stream, that cleaner woman

comes.

She always cleans around the same time I

stream.

Kind of annoying.

I want to live in a normal apartment, not

like a hotel apartment

where there's no people going up and down.

I really hate weekends now.

I can't do anything.

We didn't go anywhere either because she

was kind of sick, so we just stayed in.

We went to the gym.

I wanted to do weightlifting, but some

white guy was there for like half an hour,

so I had to sit waiting for him to finish.

I ripped all my arm muscles again, so

that's good.

It feels good when your arms are aching.

It means you, you did a good workout.

So my arms should be resting for the next

week, I guess, until the weekend.

When do I get home?

Uh, hopefully I'm not going home.

After Thailand, I'll go to Japan and then

maybe Korea,

or maybe back to Thailand again.

I don't know.

As long as motion blur's off.

Yeah, I also reduced motion blur and I

also reduced the camera sway.

It's interesting because look, it looks so

stable when she's running.

You can turn it off completely like this.

Where is it?

You can turn camera motions off

completely, but then it looks weird when

she runs because it's completely stable,

like she's on a railway track.

If you turn motion

camera motions onto max, when she sprints

you can see it bobbing side to side.

Gives me a headache.

So I like it off.

Well, I don't like it off, I like it on

reduced.

And you can also turn— I forgot,

where's— there was motion blur.

Motion blur I put to low.

So that looks way better now.

It feels a lot better to play it.

You can jump like that, double jump.

You can see more of her body as well when

you look down like a GoPro.

I can't believe I played 40 hours of this

without the wide-angle one.

Oh, it's so much better looking now.

Turn it off?

What, the motion blur completely off?

Am I still paying 8,000 baht for gasoline?

Yeah, unfortunately.

She wants to move apartment closer to

where she works so we have to pay less.

So we're apartment hunting again, which I

hate.

And okay, so there's like a problem with

the apartment hunting idea.

If we stay in the current apartment it's

going to cost me another 40,000 baht for

the remaining 2 months I have here.

But she wants to get a place that's like

15,000 a month or 11,000 a month, which

sounds great.

But the problem is when you rent an

apartment, you have to pay deposit money

for like the first month.

So I'm gonna have to pay for like deposit

money and the first month, which would be

like 35,000.

Plus the second month, which would be like

50,000.

So if I'm only going to be here for

another 2 months, moving into a different

apartment, even if it's less money per

month upfront, is going to be more money

than just staying in the one we're in now.

But she wants to get like a 1-year

contract with Thai prices, not foreigner

prices.

So she said she'll sign up for the

contract and then I pay her the cash.

Which I'm happy to do because it means

less risk of me having to use my name to

sign up for a contract.

I almost got this other apartment which

was way better, but the reason why I opted

out of it was because they wanted me to

send my passport picture and stuff like

that to make a contract, and that would

have doxxed my name.

So I said I changed my mind, I don't want

it anymore, and we got this place instead

which didn't need a contract.

So if I know that I'm only going to stay

here for 2 months, it'll be easier to just

stay here.

But I don't know, it would be nice to move

into a nicer place.

I'm not going to benefit from the lower

cost unless I actually stay here for like

a year, which I can't because I don't have

a bloody visa.

Also, I want her to feel like I'm coming

back, cuz I am coming back.

I want to come back, but I don't know,

what if I go to Japan and I think, uh,

let's get a Japanese girlfriend?

So it's kind of hard to decide, and then

moving places is such a pain.

It's nice she has a car so we can just put

all the stuff into the car, so it's not

hard to move.

She has a lot of stuff though,

and there are things about this apartment

I don't like, like the weird shower.

I don't like these showers without a door

because the whole bathroom gets soaked and

then the floor's wet all the time.

Why can't Thai people put a door on the

shower?

I don't get it.

I hate this open shower idea, and then

your floor gets all wet.

You need a towel on the floor all the time

to soak it up, and then the towel gets

drenched.

So you keep having to put down dry towels

on the floor to soak up all the water

because it splashes out of the shower.

And when the shower water is running on

me, it goes down my arms and then bounces

off my elbows and then sprays all over the

place.

Bit frustrating.

Also, the rain head shower heads are

terrible because the water comes down

exactly vertically down on your head.

So it's great for soaking your head in

water if you want to rinse shampoo off,

but then all the water goes into your face

and your eyes, and it's hard to wash your

body because your head is getting hit by

all of the water.

I like the showerhead to come down at an

angle so it's not going straight in my

face and I'm getting shampoo in my eyes.

Yeah, you have to go to the toilet and

then the toilet seat's wet and then your

feet get wet.

Ah, that's why in Japanese bathrooms they

have, they have special sandals for

bathrooms.

It's because the floor is always bloody

wet.

Because in Japanese apartments, they have

that tiny little shower unit where the

shower is in the bathtub and there's no

door.

And then you have a shower, the whole

floor gets wet all the time.

The floor is designed to be wet in Japan.

I hate it.

It's so dumb.

I hate the shower curtains in a bath.

Having a shower in a bathtub just feels

wrong.

Don't like it.

But I kind of like this apartment because

it's fairly spacious and I'm used to it

now.

I don't know.

Also, this other apartment building we

went to had a very strict security

entrance thing where they wanted you to

give them ID and then scan your face and

Because it had like a camera, a camera

face recognition entrance thing, so they

needed to scan your face.

I didn't want to do that because then I

had to give them my name.

It's like Thailand apartments have such

strict security, but then the security at

her house were completely useless because

they let her stupid ex in even though he

doesn't live there.

What's the point having all this security

They just let her crazy ex in and come to

her house and terrorize me like that.

Why do they let him in?

It's completely useless having security

then, isn't it?

All he said was, oh, my house is here, I

think it's being robbed, and they just let

him in, no questions.

Completely made, made the security

completely pointless.

Do I like bath or shower?

I like showers more because it's quick.

Baths are nice when it's freezing cold and

you want to get hot and relax,

but when it's hot, you don't really want a

bath, and Thailand's always hot.

I only like a bath in Japan during winter.

Me and Chihiro always used to have a hot

bath in winter because it was so cold and

keeping the heater on all day made the

electric bill so expensive.

So I would have the electric heater off

most of the time and then we'd just get

warm by having a really hot bath.

It felt so nice.

And then you get into bed.

And then we got that— I remember we got

that oil radiator for our new apartment.

Remember that one?

And we didn't get the sofa because the

delivery man didn't come to the right

house because Chihiro gave them the wrong

house number.

So we're just sitting on the floor next to

that radiator.

That was just a sad sight.

Well, when you zoom in on this view, it

looks so cinematic.

That looks like a Saab 900, doesn't it?

I like that car.

A Galena.

I want to buy a car.

Maybe I bought some apartments.

But it's just a waste of money because you

go into the apartment, there's nothing to

do apart from change your clothing or sit

on the sofa.

It feels pointless having an apartment in

this game.

Oh, I have good news about Twitch.

Guess how much money I made on Twitch

after all these Cyberpunk streams?

I made $130 in the last 30 days, and the

last 30 days only had about

15 days of Cyberpunk.

So imagine how much I'd make after 30 full

days of Cyberpunk.

These Cyberpunk streams are making me a

lot of money.

Considering they don't get many views, I

made like $15 per stream, which is insane

considering that they only get 1K views.

In comparison, the YouTube streams get

about 7 or 8K views and they make about

$35 or $40 ad rev.

But the Twitch streams only get 1K views

and make like $15.

It's pretty good.

If I got 8K views on Twitch Can you

imagine how much that'd be in ad rev?

But I need to stream for like 8 hours on

Twitch to make that.

If I only stream 4 hours, I only make like

$6 or $7.

So I reckon I could make about $250 or

$300 a month maybe on Twitch.

So I could replace my OnlyFans with

Twitch.

I didn't know why I didn't do this

earlier.

It's just I always thought that I couldn't

make money on Twitch because the ads were

not good.

It turns out the ads are really good on

Twitch, better than YouTube.

I remember trying Twitch ages ago, years

ago, and then the AdSense was really,

really bad.

I don't know what they've done to improve

it, but it's a lot better now.

I wish I could just become a Twitch

streamer instead of doing YouTube.

See, it's a lot easier to just do a

stream.

It just takes a lot more time.

Also, I run out of energy after maybe 5

hours.

I kind of start losing my voice and my

tongue gets

all sloppy and it's hard to speak and

enunciate, probably after 5 hours of

talking.

I was a bit disappointed that the IRL

streams got less views than the gaming

streams because I thought people would be

more interested seeing me out and about on

the streets of Bangkok, but the Cyberpunk

streams get more, more viewers and more

views than when I went outside in Bangkok.

Maybe because I didn't stream long enough

outside, but it's so hard to be outside

for like 10 hours.

Being outside is hard work.

You're exposed to the elements.

It's too many people and distractions.

I don't like being outside for too long.

I've got 5 internet connections.

All working at the same time.

So funny.

I never knew you could do that.

Yeah, I think I could maybe stream even

higher bitrate.

IRL streams have less views because you

keep getting disconnected.

Yeah.

That is a problem.

It was fine with the live view when I had

multiple connections, but then it kept

doing that weird glitching thing when I

moved quickly.

The phone stream was fine, I think.

It didn't disconnect too much.

Oh yeah, when I went to McDonald's, it

disconnected a few times,

but that's because I was using the iPhone

as a hotspot.

I think if I used the SIM card in the Flip

Z plus the hotspot bonded, then it would

have been much better.

I'll do that next time if I do it again.

Is he wearing an Oculus Quest?

It's like an Oculus Quest, isn't it?

It's frustrating to watch or listen when

it keeps getting cut off.

Yeah, that's why I put so much effort and

money recently into making sure my streams

don't disconnect.

I got 5 SIM cards.

I mean, well, I got 6, but 2 of them are

not active.

I got 4 active SIM cards plus the

apartment Wi-Fi, plus I'm paying for this

service that lets you use multiple

connections.

So I'm really going all out trying to keep

this stream from disconnecting.

I think is working because I haven't had

any disconnects since I started it.

But Twitch seems a lot more reliable than

YouTube does.

Whenever I stream on YouTube, I keep

getting these weird disconnects,

and then sometimes the stream just ends.

I gotta start a whole new stream, and then

I lose so many viewers that way.

And I think my girlfriend's sick.

For like the past 2 weeks, more than 2

weeks, she's been constantly coughing and

sneezing.

Not sneezing, she's been coughing.

Well, sneezing a bit, but she's been

coughing and having a blocked nose.

Usually it gets bad during the evening.

So during the day she's fine, but then in

the evening she coughs a lot and she's got

a blocked nose and a lot of phlegm and

secretion.

She says she thinks she has long COVID

because she got COVID about a month ago

and recovered from it.

But she said ever since then she keeps

coughing every day.

Every day she's been sick

and she's tried taking antibiotics.

Medicine and it still won't go away.

It's kind of annoying because she's always

just lying on the bed coughing,

and then she'll wake up in the middle of

the night and she'll go and sleep on the

sofa because she said she doesn't want to

disturb me from the coughing.

But then when we have sex, she stops

coughing.

She said during sex, it seems to cure the

symptoms.

So I said, we'll just have to have a lot

of sex then.

She needs to go to the doctor.

Yeah, she said she's gonna go.

Do you think it's really long COVID?

She said after she got COVID,

she became

very unhealthy.

She said before COVID she was very healthy

and never had any problems with coughing

and stuff like that.

Why don't you use an eSIM?

I don't really know what that is.

How does it work?

So I can just keep buying new plans on my

current SIMs.

I've got one 90-day unlimited SIM and the

other one's on a 30-day unlimited 5G, and

I've got 2 more on 30-day, so I think I

could renew those 2 when they expire.

Whoops, activated slow-mo.

Turn on disconnect protection.

How do you do that?

I don't know how to do that on YouTube.

Maybe Streamlabs has, has it.

I don't know, I can't be bothered.

If you miss British food, almost half of

the people in Pattaya are British expats.

We went to Pattaya 2 weekends ago and

there was so many white people everywhere

and they looked like British people with

all the tattoos.

And the football t-shirts.

They're the worst kind of tourists.

It sounds like that Mexican music I use in

my videos.

Do you remember that time I made like a

little music dance video back in 2018?

That Mexican— it was like that Mari—

what's it called?

Mari

Mary Archie— what's that name for Mexican

songs?

I forgot.

And then I was dancing with my hoodie on,

that was funny.

Making spaghetti.

I liked it when I used to make

international cuisine and then I'd find

music, like I'd make Indian food and I'd

put Indian food— Indian music over it.

Well, I'd make Mexican food and put

Mexican music over it.

I thought that was funny.

Back when people enjoyed Cooking with

Daniel,

people used to find it so funny how I made

such a weird recipe and then make such a

big mess.

Like my curry pizza,

because in Japan you could buy the pizza

bread without any toppings on it, so I

bought that and I just put curry curry

sauce on it instead of tomato sauce and

then put some bacon on it.

I just made such random stuff.

Do they have this game on Nintendo Switch?

Can you imagine this on Switch?

It would be so bad.

Oh look, identical twins.

It looks so freaky.

So sexy.

This game's so weird.

I like how they put fat people in it.

It's also weird how they have children in

it.

In GTA, they don't have children, and the

children are always homeless and just

wandering around on their own.

You should do more cooking.

I can't because I have to film the

kitchen.

I don't really do weird cooking anymore.

I just make a fry-up or stir-fry.

Cook some rice, make a nabe hot pot,

kimchi nabe.

Am I gonna play Pokémon SV?

What is SV?

Do you mean the Pokémon Scarlet thing

that's coming out?

Yeah, I have to make a video about that.

I think I'll make it tomorrow because my

Pokémon Arceus video did so well.

I made like $300 and I never even played

the game.

I just said, oh, this game sucks,

and then it got 100K views.

So I want to do that for the new Pokémon.

Been doing some research, looking at the

comment section, seeing what people are

complaining about.

People seem to complain about the open

world looking bland and dead, so I can

complain about how Japanese games suck at

open world and they need to take some tips

from Cyberpunk.

And people complaining about the bad

graphics and low frame rates.

I can complain about

Switch being rubbish for graphics.

And then people complaining about the

gimmicks like the picnic table, the

sandwich thing, how you can make a

sandwich, take selfies with your Pokémon.

It's just kind of lame.

And then the legendary Pokémon look

stupid.

Why do they have wheels attached to them?

I thought they're living creatures.

How can a living creature have a wheel?

You could ride your Pokémon like a

motorcycle.

It looks so dumb.

So I could talk about that too.

I think the new Pokémon's coming out in 4

days.

I want to get my review out before it's

released because that's what IGN and

GameSpot do, because they get They get

special game codes, they get access to the

game before it actually releases, so they

get to have a review out before the game

is released.

It's so unfair.

So I need to get my review out before they

release their reviews so I'll be one of

the first reviews.

I think I'm gonna do it FaceTime like I

did with Arceus

and put it on the second channel, but my

game reviews are not getting views

recently.

The do not buy template is not doing very

well.

I did Sonic Frontiers, I did the new God

of War today.

I think I'm too late with the reviews,

maybe.

And I did the new Call of Duty, that

flopped as well.

Where are the stupid views?

Some people playing the new Pokémon on

Twitch.

Yeah, how do they get access to it?

I think they've got special privileges

because they're a big streamer.

So if you're like a big channel, a big

streamer, the game companies will give you

access to the game to help hype it up.

And then when it's released, everyone's

like, oh my god, it's out now, I'm gonna

buy it.

XXX streamer that I love played it and it

looks so amazing.

That'd be so lame because then you have to

actually like the game or pretend you like

it if you're getting paid to be able to

access it.

If they give you early access and then

you're just shitting on the game— is he

naked?

I thought he was naked.

Then they're not going to give you access

again, are they?

Do Cooking with Daniel right before you

move out of the apartment?

I don't know.

It just seems like There's no point of

doing it,

and I don't have any funny ideas anymore

for cooking.

I had a pepperoni— I mean, a salami and

ham sandwich.

I used to be really into, into the food

stuff

for some reason.

I kind of lost that.

I lost that creative spark with the

cooking.

I just want to put the jazz music, doo doo

doo doo doo doo, that music I always use,

and then do the whole, welcome back to

another Cooking with Daniel.

Today we're going to be making Perfect

steak.

What's that?

Wow, I like how they put all the text on

this and you can actually read it.

A-type computing unit.

I like the little attention to detail.

What's with this really depressing

advertising stuff on this game.

Like suicide adverts all over the place in

this

game.

The Wet Dream.

Is that a man or a woman?

Looks like a woman's face.

Ultimate exploitative experience.

I like the reflections in the puddle.

Look, the reflections are actually

reflecting— are they?

Yeah, they're actually reflecting the

buildings.

It's not like a random image.

Does it reflect?

Oh, it does.

Does it reflect yourself?

I thought it did.

I don't think it does, actually.

Maybe you need ray tracing on.

I don't understand ray tracing.

What does it do?

Because it just made the game look worse

for me.

Maybe I don't have a ray tracing enabled

graphics card.

The thumbnail looks like he was doing an

IRL stream.

Which one?

The one on my YouTube channel.

Do you like my new video setup?

It's better than just a little slit with

my face in the closet.

I taped up these pieces of paper up

against the wall

so you can't see the background.

I thought that's a pretty good idea.

My girlfriend wants me to move to Thailand

permanently.

As long as I can talk for like 9 minutes,

I don't really need the cooking bit at the

end.

Nah, it's not getting good views.

Got 9 out of 10, but all of Europe's

sleeping.

Give it some time.

I'm running out of topics for the

girlfriend stuff.

The pregnancy thing

was a good idea.

It did well with views.

People seem to be interested in the idea

of me becoming a dad, but then I can't

really do anything about it unless I

actually have a baby.

I can't believe she's not pregnant though.

We've been doing it for what, 30 Days plus

a week.

And I finished inside every single time.

We've done it multiple times a day.

We even do it where,

where we put a pillow under her bum and

then angle her upwards.

I mean, downwards or something, because I

heard that has a better chance of

pregnation.

Impregnation.

But still nothing.

I can't believe I can't have kids even

when I can find a willing volunteer.

Amila should be pregnant really after 9

months of doing it.

And people say stuff like, Daniel doesn't

understand how pregnancy works, there's

only a few days each month where women can

actually get pregnant, it's not that easy.

Yeah, but we've been doing it for like 9

months.

Straight every day almost.

Or they say, oh, the woman knows when her

risky days are, so they're probably

avoiding sex on those days.

But we have sex like every day.

There's no avoiding stuff.

How long did I wait before taking

antibiotics when I had chlamydia?

I think we waited over 2 weeks because

first of all, I felt like a weird

sensation when I peed.

I didn't really think anything of it.

It just felt like someone was squeezing my

pee pipe when I peed, but it wasn't

painful or anything.

That was the first week.

And then the girlfriend, the Japanese

girlfriend, started waking up in the

middle of the night screaming in pain.

It was really scary.

So she tolerated that for like a week

before it got too painful to stand.

And then she went to the doctors where

they examined her vagina.

And then they told her she might have some

kind of sexual disease.

So they told us to go get checked.

But that was like 2 weeks after

she went to get checked.

They found out she had chlamydia, so they

gave her antibiotics.

But I didn't go get checked myself, and I

wasn't taking antibiotics myself until

like 2 weeks later because they gave her

antibiotics, but we carried on doing it.

So I was just reinfecting her every time

we did it.

So they told us, both of you need to take

antibiotics and you need to stop having

sex for like 2 weeks.

We ended up having sex anyway because we

thought, well, since we're both on

antibiotics, we can't really keep

reinfecting each other, can we?

So we carried on having sex even though

the doctor said not to,

and it eventually cleared up.

We got checked again and it was gone.

But it was like 2 weeks before we actually

started treatment, so I don't know what

damage that did.

I don't know if the chlamydia girlfriend

managed to have kids afterwards.

She's like 42 now.

I think she's still single.

I don't know.

She seemed crazy.

Last time she was up late— up, up— what am

I trying to say?

She— last time she was updating her blog.

She had like a blog on this language

website,

and I randomly found it somehow, and I was

stalking her for a bit.

But then she found out that I was reading

her stuff, and then she blocked me, and

then she stopped posting to it.

But she was making blogs, I think 2016,

up until 2016, saying about how she was

going to church and she became a

Christian.

And

something weird.

Are you sure you're not infertile?

I think I'm probably very infertile

because I haven't gotten any of my

girlfriends pregnant, even when doing it

unprotected.

Why doesn't she get the hook thing?

Isn't there like a hook you can put into

the vagina?

To prevent pregnancy.

I don't know if they do that in Thailand.

She said she doesn't want to get the pill

cuz it's scary,

and I can't— I don't have the willpower to

pull out cuz it feels too good.

Like your style.

Think I'll buy something.

What do you mean think, sweetheart?

Don't think, just put something

I don't think I could even nut unless it

was inside because it just doesn't feel

good anymore.

So yeah, I don't know if I'm infertile or

not.

I probably am.

It's just I did a sperm test when I was

with Mila and it came back as

fairly active, not inactive.

So there's definitely activity with my

sperm.

I guess it's for the best.

I don't really want a kid.

I think having a kid would ruin my life.

It would make my life— I mean, I'd have to

be completely cold-hearted to just

have a kid and then just abandon it.

Maybe I would do that.

I don't know.

I am pretty good at just ghosting people.

Mm-hmm.

But that is pretty cold-hearted, isn't it?

Even for my standards.

I thought it was pretty cold-hearted how I

just ghosted that British girlfriend.

Without saying anything,

but sometimes you have to.

I want to see what this looks like, but I

can't see it because I've got this outfit

on.

So with outfits, you can create an outfit

at your apartment so it looks like this,

but actually I've not equipped this.

I've equipped different pieces of armor.

That have useful stats, but you can't see

them because I don't like the way they

look.

I'll show you my apartment.

I don't know how to get there.

Let me see.

Apartment for rent.

How do— oh, your apartments.

And vehicles.

Have a kid, make content out of it, then

just run away back to England.

Yeah, I could just make the whole thing

into like a crazy YouTube series.

Oh, I had a kid, why I ran away from my

kid.

I'd be a complete scumbag and hated

forever for doing that, but people already

hate me, so who cares?

It's not like— oh, look at her stomach,

it's all weird looking.

It's not like I've got anything to lose

anymore.

Channel's already dead.

But I'm just wondering,

would doing all this bad stuff have a

negative impact on my mental health?

I don't want to turn into like a crazy

monster from doing all this bad stuff.

It does kind of make me feel bad.

I don't want to feel like I'm a bad

person,

but then I do want interesting content,

and I do want to come inside.

Get a vasectomy?

No, that sounds scary.

I don't want anything cut inside of me.

And then I wonder, do you think she would

dump me if I wasn't able to have kids?

Because then she might think, why am I

wasting my time dating him if there's no

potential of us ever being able to have a

family?

So I'm pretty sure most women, they want a

family, they want kids,

and they wouldn't want to waste their time

dating a guy who can't have kids.

So if I got vasectomy, maybe it's not a

good idea to tell people that I got one.

Oh,

this is a nice car.

Gimme, gimme.

I got 2 apartments, one in Japantown and

then one in the fancy area.

I think I like the Japantown apartment,

it's more cozy.

I'll go there quickly and show you.

Lying about vasectomy is one of the

cruelest things you could do to a partner,

but would it make good YouTube content?

Why I lied about having a vasectomy.

I guess it's pretty

Crawl.

Whoa, I nearly killed them all.

Oh, why'd she jump into the road, idiot?

She just back jumps into the road.

How's that my fault?

Oh my god, get out the way!

Okay, we can run away into the apartment.

The police can't follow.

Apartments.

Maybe I got a natural vasectomy by sitting

cross-legged too much.

No woman accepts a guy doing OnlyFans.

Yeah, well, I don't do it anymore, so I'm

a famous Twitch streamer instead.

Don't need OnlyFans now, got Twitch.

I don't like how

saying Twitch isn't as fun as saying

YouTube.

I like to— when I could say I'm a famous

YouTuber.

I'm a famous Twitcher doesn't really have

the same ring to it.

Okay, this is my fancy apartment, not the

Japantown one.

One costs 55,000 eddies.

It's got a very nice Japanese contemporary

style with a little sitting room here.

Got a nice sofa, got massive TV, got a

little computer for some gaming.

Weird computer without a keyboard.

And then over here we got the dining area

with lovely views

of the city.

And we've got a little kitchen here.

I'm gonna make you some drinks.

I wish you could cook in this game.

That'd be good.

Look, you've got your own coffee machine.

It's in Japanese.

Sausage, sweet cup.

That's not good Japanese.

That means add a sausage, not extra

sausage.

Oh, maybe it is right.

I don't know.

Cheeseburger.

Why is there like a Starbucks coffee menu

in your own home?

We can make a coffee.

Wow, it looks delicious.

What, no milk?

Disgusting.

Do not get the 5-year visa.

Why not?

Does anyone have any advice then?

What should I do?

Because I want to be with my girlfriend a

bit longer.

I could hop over to Malaysia, then back to

Thailand,

and then come back in for like 30 days and

maybe extend it to 45 days.

But then after that, what next?

How can I get another tourist visa?

Go to Japan for like 3 months.

I could take her with me to Japan, but

only for 2 weeks.

She said she's going to quit her job

at the end of the year, but Thai people

can only go to Japan for 15 days.

They don't have a visa waiver thing.

Why do you think the husband said, did you

use a condom?

Because she's trying to get pregnant from

every foreigner.

I don't know,

maybe because he wanted to get her

pregnant.

It's such a weird question.

Maybe she has HIV and he was trying to be

concerned about me.

I don't think so.

Maybe he's worried I have HIV and was

worried I would give it to her.

I think he's out of the picture for now.

Possibly.

The husband is Thai.

Someone said they're not actually married,

but they had plans to get married, and he

thought that he would help her out

financially because she was interested in

him as a marriage partner.

But then she said she never loved him.

And so then he feels stabbed in the back

because he helped her out so much for

nothing.

So I don't really know, but who is in the

wrong?

Just sounds like a bit of a mess.

So why should you never have expectations?

Never help out someone with expectations

of them marrying you or having sex with

you.

If you want to help someone out, then help

them out because you want to help them,

not because you want something in return.

If you get something in return, then

that's a bonus.