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testing, testing.

Hot. I forgot it's hot. Just made my

tea. Testing.

I'm back for my weekly livestream.

Oh my God, it's freezing now.

It's been 2 years since I had to live in

the cold.

Was it 2 years? Oh yeah, 2022 winter and

2023 I was in Thailand. Yeah, I skipped 2

winters in the UK hiding in Thailand.

No, it's freezing and it's only September.

What temperature? I think it's only like

10 degrees. It's not like it's actually

freezing.

This must have been the longest break from

YouTube. Last stream was about 6, 6,

6 days ago.

Wait, it's saying it's 15° but I'm

freezing. It's not 15°, it feels like

it's 8°.

Yeah, I really need to step up the streams

cuz my YouTube money is just disappearing.

I thought if I work part-time and did

YouTube, I'd make pretty good money. But

the problem is I'm not doing YouTube

hardly at all now I'm doing the job. So

now I'm just doing part-time, and now my

YouTube money's all disappearing because I

haven't done any YouTubing. I can't be

bothered. I feel tired.

I'll try and find more time.

It's really hard to find the time to do

YouTube and not feel tired after

Oh, thanks, Ailus. Yeah, I want to

stream more. Keep on streaming. I think

maybe if I can try and do 3 streams a

week, I should be able to make about

$500 a month. I really want to make at

least $500 a month because then if I add

that to my part-time job, I'd make pretty

good money. Problem is the car stuff is

eating into my earnings quite a bit.

Yeah, job's going okay. I feel like

I'm— I don't feel worried that I'm gonna

get fired anymore. I was really worried I

was gonna get fired because I sucked at

the job and I felt like, I can't do this,

how can I do this? But now I feel like,

yeah, I actually can do this. So I feel

more confident that I can do it and not

get fired. Although I might quit anyway if

it gets too cold because I don't really

want to drive when it's like icy and snowy

outside.

My part-time job is a secret,

but it involves lifting and moving

stuff around. Why did

your credit card debt increase? Because I

bought a car. You didn't see my new car?

So I bought this Peugeot electric E-208,

and I put down a £4,000 deposit using the

credit card. And now I have to pay about

£350 a month on car payments, insurance,

and charging it.

I think I'm getting better at driving

because I haven't been horned at or yelled

at This whole week. My car's

outside. It's around the other part of the

house. I put it near the window so I can

put the cable through the window.

What kind of car is that? I think in

America you don't really have Peugeot.

It's a French car. It's one of the oldest

car companies. It was founded in the

1800s.

I think European cars aren't very popular

in America. Do you have Vauxhall, Volvo,

uh, what are the other ones? Skoda.

Volvos are famous for being very reliable.

The police here use them as well, but they

look ugly. I don't like Volvos.

I really— if you're gonna buy a car, you

want to look for your first car, I really

recommend you get an electric car.

They're so good. Don't— everyone says,

oh, just get a cheap petrol old rubbish

car. That's— I think that's a lot of

rubbish. Get a nice car, because then

if you get a cheap petrol car, you're

gonna have to spend money buying petrol,

won't you? But if you get an electric car,

you barely spend anything on charging it.

Oh, I changed the electric

tariff to an EV tariff, so it's

even cheaper. So now it's only 7 pence

per kilowatt from midnight until 7 AM.

So I just charge my car overnight And if I

do like a 50% charge,

it will take about 7 hours, but it will

only cost about £1, I think. Let me check.

Yeah, £1.50. It costs £1.50

for me to drive 100 miles because half the

battery is like 100 miles. Full battery is

about 200 miles. I can charge it Because

I've got a slow charger, it can only

charge about 50% during 7 hours, and then

I've got to turn it off before the

expensive rates kick in after 7 AM.

So the day rate is like 30p. If I charge

it on day rate, it'll be so expensive.

Yeah, it's gonna make the electric bill go

up, but it's not gonna be as expensive as

buying petrol.

Especially now I've got the special EV

tariff,

and it also means I can plug in like an

electric heater overnight and it'll be way

cheaper. So I only turn my heating on at

nighttime.

So that was a stroke of genius. So I've

got this other idea. What if you got a

really, really big battery and you charged

it up overnight, and then you, you use the

battery during the day so you don't use

the daytime rates of 30p per kilowatt?

That's genius. But where do I get a

massive battery from? And how would you

plug all the appliances into it, like the

dishwasher, the fridge, all that stuff?

You'd need like a Tesla Powerwall or

something, and those are like £10,000. So

you would save every year, but then you'd

have to pay £10K for it, and it'll take

like 20 years until you break even on

savings.

Yeah, I have to keep the window open all

night. I guess it'll be

better if we had an outside plug socket.

Why is there a different electricity

charge depending on time of day? I don't

know, because there's

less people using it, which makes it

cheaper. Doesn't make any sense. But it's

good, I guess, especially if you live

during the night and you sleep in the day.

Yeah, I'm still at my mum's house. I guess

I will be forever now. Yeah,

there's outlets in the garage, but then I

have to keep opening the garage and then

locking it, and then to drive out I have

to open the garage again. It's annoying.

And my mum keeps parking her car in front

of the garage door, look. So I'd have to

get my mum to keep moving her car out of

So I've been doing some calculations. I

think at this rate I can pay off my credit

card I don't know if I can do it this

year. It might be in January next year,

like first half of January,

because the car is taking

a big chunk out of my earnings, more than

I expected.

So I think to pay off the £16,000

of debt I have, it could take around 10

months thanks to having

the car versus 18 months without

having the car. So imagine I didn't get

the car and I didn't get a job. And I just

did YouTube and I made like £800 a month,

it would take like 18 months until I'd be

debt-free, wouldn't it?

And more than 18 months, it'd be like 2

years. So with the car, I can

shave down the amount of time it's going

to take to pay it off by like 50%. So I

think it makes sense.

Any news on Sunny? Uh,

first she said she didn't want to meet

anymore, and then we talked, and now I

think she does want to meet.

So I think things are okay.

Do I keep in touch with Thai Girl or Blood

Bucket? Uh, Thai Girlfriend blocked me

when I tried to apologize to her, so I

think she hates me. And I don't really

talk to Blood Bucket anyway.

Damn, only 50 viewers. What happened?

Had like 150 last stream.

Looks like

the channel really did die.

Do you think Sunny would Prefer

you quit YouTube? I don't know.

I don't, I don't think she'd want to

stream anymore.

It's very tough to want to keep streaming

when People are not being nice to you.

Don't know why I've been doing it for such

Maybe I'm mentally ill. Oh wow, thanks,

Ayo. I'll give you a little something for

making me laugh for 7 years. Oh thanks,

you're welcome. I'm not going to quit

YouTube, it's just, don't know, now that I

got the job I feel like I should focus my

energy on the job, making sure I don't get

fired and stuff. Also, my back still

aches. My back's been aching for like

nearly 2 weeks now. It's not good, is it?

And then when my back aches, my balls ache

too. Is that weird? I hope I don't have

ball cancer. Sometimes my balls ache.

Is that normal?

And then I wake up the next day and it's

fine. I don't know why my

balls ache. Uh, it's fine.

Surely I don't have ball cancer when I'm

only 35.

I feel like because I got backache, it's

balls as well.

It really aches though. It's like a really

annoying throbbing pain. It's not

a sharp intense pain, it's like

really annoying. Can't really forget about

it because it's just there throbbing.

Because I always had that lump on my ball,

didn't I? Remember that video I made back

in 2018? It was called something like, I

have a right— a lump on my right ball.

I'm always scared of that. I don't think

it's cancerous because I found it on there

like 15 years ago. If it was cancer, I'd

be dead by now, wouldn't I? I'm pretty

sure it's just nothing, but it always

scares me. I don't want to go to GP

because he'll be like, okay, let me feel

your ball. I don't want some doctor

touching my balls. It's weird.

I feel like a lot of men get cancer and

stuff undiagnosed. I'll give you a little

something for making me laugh for like 7

years. Oh wow, thanks, very generous.

What if the hot nurse looks at it?

I don't know, then what if I get an

erection? Well, if a guy does it and I get

an erection That means I'm gay. Can't they

just have like a human that has no gender,

like a robot?

It's like the little lump is like that

big. It's tiny, but it's very noticeable

when you look for it.

Oh, it'll be fine. It's just a bit of

aching.

Family history of cancer? Yeah, like all

my family who have died died from cancer,

I think. Grandmother, she got passive

smoking lung cancer. Grandfather, I don't

know, he had like kidney thing. My dad got

prostate cancer, but they treated it.

Malaysian side grandfather died from

throat cancer because he smoked.

But that's not really hereditary, is it?

It's just because he smoked a lot.

Won't they do a CT scan for lumps?

Because I had a lump under my chin and

I was scared it was cancer, so I got it

checked out at the hospital and they put

that, that lube on when they scan for

pregnant women. They scan the pregnant

woman's belly. They put that on my neck

and they did a CT scan. What if they put

that on my balls? That'd be so

embarrassing.

Well, they're fine now, so I guess it's

not cancer.

I think my camera's— my, my— what's it

called? What's it called? The camera

thing. CCTV camera. I think it's frozen.

Let me check. This software sucks.

It keeps randomly freezing. You gotta

close it and open it again. There,

unfrozen.

What am I drinking? It's just jasmine tea.

Are your grandparents still alive? Nope,

they're all dead. All 5 of them. I had

a step-grandfather. His name was Tom.

What's my new job? It's a secret.

It's a fairly big company

that you would all probably have heard of.

I'm trying to get signed up on Uber, but

the background check's taken ages. I

started doing the background check, I

think last week, and it still says pending

because I want to do Uber Eats

deliveries as well.

Because I'm only working part-time, I'm

not really making that much money. After

you minus my car payments, I'm only making

like— after car payments and expenses

deducted, making like $1,400

a month. I thought I'd be making more.

If it wasn't for this stupid car, I'd be

making like $1,800 a month, I think.

What do you think, Uber's gonna look up my

YouTube channel and then not hire me?

What about Deliveroo? I could try

Deliveroo. I tried Just Eats, but they

just said We're not looking for drivers in

your area. I'm also doing the application

for Deliveroo,

but it's taken ages. It just says under

review. I submitted the documents, I even

bought extra insurance because you had to.

It cost £40 to open a

special insurance account, and it says it

will cost £1.40 an hour Every hour you

work would cost £1.40 out of your wallet,

and then you've got to top it up.

It's kind of expensive.

I mean, what if you work 2 hours? You've

got to pay £3. So you make like £20,

you've got to pay £3 insurance on top of

my normal car insurance and payments.

It's quite a lot of expenses.

Daniel could learn how to code. That

sounds so boring. I'd rather just lift

boxes and move them around. At least

I'm getting exercise.

I don't want to be— I don't want to do

something where I'm stuck in front of a

computer. I've done that for the last 8

years. I want to do stuff like move about,

physical stuff. Sick and tired of staring

at computer screens.

It's weird. It's like you do YouTube for

like 10 years and then you feel like

you want to do something more active. Not

just sitting in a room.

But first I want to pay off this stupid

credit card.

Damn, my sideburn's looking good tonight.

I cut it. I cut this bit off so you can

see my ear. This stupid tea,

it makes me cough when I swallow it.

There's like bits in it.

So I got this idea. What if you get a

Tesla Powerwall and then you charge that

up overnight? Powerwall has I

think it's 13 kilowatt capacity,

so it would take— I don't know how quickly

it charges up. Just plug it in overnight

during the off rates, off-peak rates, and

then use that to power the house during

the day, not using the day rates.

But it will cost £10,000 and

you would save about £500 a year on

electricity. So it would take 20 years

until your savings have paid for the cost

of the Powerwall. But then after that,

you're good to go. Your electricity will

be dirt cheap for the rest of your life.

I'd be like 50 then, wouldn't I? Seems

like a good investment.

I don't think we use more than 10

kilowatts per day.

I have basically free electricity if you

set that up.

7 pence per kilowatt.

Get a regular wall charger.

For what?

No, my idea is we don't use the grid

electricity during the day because it's 30

pence per kilowatt. We charge up a battery

overnight for only 7p per kilowatt,

and then use the battery to power the

entire house.

Now I'd only get the wall charger for

cars. £1,000 is expensive.

I can charge 50% of my battery off at

off-peak rates overnight, in 7 hours. So

as long as I don't drive more than 50% of

the battery in a day, which I don't, I'm

fine.

Thank you for reminding me never to get a

car on finance. Why not?

It's better than buying it outright.

Because then you'd just be losing a

massive chunk of money when you could have

been investing it.

So yeah, I'm paying how much percent? I

don't know what percentage of interest I'm

paying, 20%. But now all this freed

up cash that I wouldn't— I mean, I don't

have the cash anyway because I don't just

have £14,000 lying around to buy a new

But it means I can keep my money in the

stock market, which would outperform the

interest I owe on the car.

And maybe it's not 20%, maybe it's like

12%. I forgot what it said.

Chad Daniel has no more money to travel to

Thailand. Yeah, that's why— that's one of

the reasons why I had to end things with

Thai girlfriend, is because Unless she's

willing to wait, I don't know, 2 years,

then I don't see how the relationship

would have survived because I'm broke.

I'm £16,000 in debt. I can't just fly off

to Thailand and then get into £1,000 more

in debt without paying off my existing

debt. Well, just go back to Thailand. You

know how much it would cost if I went back

to Thailand? It'd be like £800 plane

ticket. £120 Uber to the airport,

£600-£700 for food for 3 months, and then

traveling. We'd probably do some

traveling, gotta book hotel here and

there, be like £500 travel. It'll be

£3,000 minimum for a 90-day trip to

Thailand when I'm already £16,000

in debt and the YouTube channel only makes

like £800 a month now. I would just spiral

into more debt. And then 3 months is

nothing. And then I've got to fly back

here again. So I'm back here again, but

now I'm in even more debt. Now I'm in like

£10,000 credit card debt. I'll just never

get out of debt.

The only way that would have made it work

would be if I just had £40,000, because

then I could pay off £16,000 debt. Get the

£20,000 Thai visa, and then I have 5

years. But it will take over 2 years

to save up £40K. I can't

ask her to wait 2 years.

So I think money was like a big factor in

why there was no future with that

relationship. And at the end

of the day, everything's all about money,

isn't it?

People didn't care about my Thailand

content. You guys were so bored when I was

in Thailand. I was getting like 2K views

nearing the end of it. It was only by

going to Japan I got my earnings to go

back up again. People just don't

care about seeing me in Thailand.

So the earnings would have stuck around

£800 to £1,000 a month.

It's just very difficult. I couldn't

financially figure out how to make it

work, so unfortunately I

had to pull out of that. It was

a business decision.

Place you went with the railway was

beautiful. Yeah, and it got 2-3K views and

made like $10. Thanks a lot.

It's all your guys' fault, not my fault.

Maybe if the channel was booming in

Thailand, I would have had different

ideas, but nope,

I guess it was not meant to be.

Is Cami behind you not YouTubing anymore?

I think she likes that I got a job because

she kept saying Stop doing YouTube. All

your viewers are crazy. Makes you look

like an idiot.

It is a shame because the

channel did so well in Japan when I got

married, went viral and stuff. Guess I was

hoping it would happen in Thailand, but it

just didn't happen. No one cared about

Fasta. No one cared about Life in

Thailand. It was just a big flop.

Is Sunny really saying stop doing YouTube?

No, she didn't say that.

No one's saying stop doing YouTube.

I just don't really have much motivation

to do it now. Now I can make better money

doing something else. I'll still do it now

and then. Try and do 2. I want to do

2 streams a week, but I'm done making

videos, so that's just a waste of time.

I'm not wasting my time making stupid

video for like $15 anymore. I don't know

if I'm gonna get the new iPhone. It comes

out in a few days. It looks so boring.

What's it got? Oh, it's got a new button

that lets you zoom in on your camera. Who

cares? And no one

ever said, oh, pinching to zoom is so

difficult. I need a new button so I can

scroll it like that instead of doing that.

Apple has the stupidest ideas. I never

once thought, oh, this camera app's too

hard to use. I need an extra button so I

can zoom. That's like the big thing now,

isn't it? iPhone 16 has a little scrolling

camera button and it's got AI.

It does the same thing all the other AIs

do. Can take a photo and AI can recognize

a photo. It summarizes Things

like emails, you can summarize it. All the

AI does the same stuff now. I use the

AI on the Fold 6 and didn't

think any of it was usable. Didn't see

myself ever using it. It's just big stupid

gimmick.

What else is new about it? It's got AI,

the new button, A18 chip.

Really not interested. I kind

of want to get it just to play around with

it and then return it.

Phones have gone so boring now. I can't

believe I'm still using this after 4

years. Look at all the cracks on it. Do

you think if I shoot it with my BB gun it

will crack it? Kind of want

to test it out. Look at the back, it's got

all these cracks in the glass. Don't know

why they make phones out of glass,

the most fragile material.

Is the job still okay? Yeah, it's fine.

I find it easier than trying to be a

YouTuber. Being a YouTuber is so hard,

so I kind of prefer doing the job to doing

YouTube because I just can't figure

out how to do YouTube anymore.

The sun's shining through the little gap

in the window. It's making a dust— layer

of dust visible on the screen. And I

don't really have to talk to anyone at the

job. It's not like a team-based customer

Focused job.

Making content is so hard when you don't

have your heart in it. You really got to

have your heart in content creation to be

good at it. Otherwise, you're just not

going to get anywhere. But you do a manual

labor job, you could hate it and still

just get the job done. YouTube is It's

like art. If you don't want to do it,

you're not going to be able to do it.

I just don't— I don't know why I stopped

enjoying making content. Maybe I just got

too old for it. I think it's

more of a young person thing to do in your

20s. Making TikToks and stupid cringe

stuff on the internet. You grow out of it.

I think it's like a phase when you get

near your 40s, mid-30s. I think you kind

of start finding all that stuff a bit

cringe unless you've already made like a

big audience and then you just keep doing

what you're doing.

Do a driving stream. Uh, I don't

know, I can't be bothered.

I'm scared I'll accidentally do something

illegal and then the stupid Reddit people

would clip it and then report me. Because

sometimes I do weird stuff. Have I done

weird stuff recently?

Uh, I don't think I have,

but I'm worried I'll do something road

illegal, and then it'll be on stream, and

then it gets clipped, and then they report

me or something, and I get points on my

license.

I have gotten way more confident driving

though. I guess it is quite

nice having a car. And driving. I'm still

worried about things like, what if I have

an accident and then I've got to pay for

repairs and it wipes out all the money

I've just made? I made like £1,000,

£1,200 so far from my new job, but all it

would take is like a silly little accident

that's not covered by insurance because

it's not serious enough, and then I gotta

pay it out my own pocket, and then wipes

out all my earnings for the past month,

because it could happen, you never know.

I just gotta be really careful.

I've seen people driving on YouTube and

they're breaking the speed limit, so they

blur the speedometer on the dashboard.

Have you seen that? Doesn't that just mean

you're admitting that you're breaking the

speed limit? I don't get it, because

Jeremy Clarkson admitted he was doing 160

miles down— miles per hour down the

motorway because his dad was about to die

in hospital. He just admitted he broke the

law. How come he doesn't get in trouble?

But then I was on the motorway and I was

doing 70, which is the speed limit, and

everyone around me is just zooming past

me. So I thought, I'll do that too then,

and I was doing like 80. But everyone was

doing 80, and I don't understand it.

So is it okay to break the speed limit or

If you do 70, people get right up your

backside and you got to move out of the

way, cuz I was sitting, sitting in the

middle lane and I kept having to get out

the middle lane cuz people were getting

angry at me, like flashing at me, even

though I was doing 70, which is the

maximum speed limit. Why don't they go in

the right lane then? Sometimes I go in the

right lane to overtake someone doing 60,

but I'm doing 70, and then out of nowhere

someone doing 80 just appears behind me

and like flashing at me, and then I'm

like, shit, get back in the middle lane.

Whenever someone's right behind me, I get

so nervous, especially when I'm on country

lanes. Because I'm too scared to go fast

in country lanes. I maybe do about 40-ish,

and then around bends I'm like 30, and

then if cars come, I slow right down. And

then they're right behind me, and I feel

like pressured. I don't want to go too

fast because the road's so bumpy, and it

feels like the car's going to go flying if

it hits a pothole.

And I drive in the middle of the road on

country lanes so I can see round the

bends, and then if a car's coming, I

quickly get back into the left side.

But people are doing insane speeds on

those country lanes. They come whizzing

down the corners.

I think I dented the underside of my car.

Because I hit this pothole and I heard

this bang. I looked underneath when I got

home and I think there's a dent under the

door and I think that was what the bang

was.

So now I'm thinking I wish I got a car

that was a bit higher up so I avoid

banging the bottom of the car. There's so

many potholes on these roads.

A shame there's no EV. I don't

know, I don't want an SUV because it's too

big. I like the size of my car, but it

would be nice if it was a bit higher off

the ground.

Could get bigger tires.

I've got 16-inch tires. I think those are

the smallest, or is 15 the smallest?

I need toilet.

Okay, let's plan my future. I was gonna

say something, but I forgot now.

Yeah, I guess I did give up on the whole

idea of becoming a famous YouTuber. It's

just not happening, is it? Been trying for

like 5 years now. Why are they calling you

Dobby on Reddit? I don't know.

Is it Dobby from Harry Potter? Something

about socks because I was sniffing my

socks in Japan.

Isn't it because the house elves from

Harry Potter, if they get a sock, they are

released from being a slave? I don't know,

I don't understand the connection.

How will you meet women if you stop being

a YouTuber? I don't know.

Uh, I don't know really. I feel like I

don't care anymore. For now.

First I gotta pay off my debts.

It really sucks having debt hovering over

your head, quite literally. That was

pretty funny, wasn't it? That was good.

I didn't do that on purpose. It literally

is hovering on top of my head. I crack

myself up because it feels like you can't

really think of doing anything until

you've cleared it. Oh, my stocks are doing

so good. Look at gold. Have you seen gold?

I told you gold's gonna do well, but you

didn't believe me. Gold is up to like

$2,600 an ounce. And Barrick Gold

has been— it's been up like 8% in the last

2 days. Look, gold is at $2,606

per ounce.

Come on. It was a no-brainer buying gold.

Recession's coming. War's coming. It's

already here. Interest rates

are going to get cut. Dollar's going to

die. Everything is saying buy gold. And

I've been saying it for the last 2 years,

but you didn't listen to me. Gold is up

like 35% since 2 years ago.

Barrick Gold is up 33% in

the last year.

So my stock's doing really well.

Sus is buying some US Treasury bonds— I

mean bills. I got the 20-year Treasury

bill ETF, started to build

it up a little bit.

I'm a genius.

So I'm up like 22% on gold.

My gold mining stock, that is.

Don't know when I'll sell it though. I

don't know, maybe when gold gets to like

$3,000 per ounce,

and then I might use some of it to pay off

my credit card. I'm not sure yet because I

think I could make like £5,500 before

Christmas, by Christmas, and I need a bit

more to pay off the credit card this year,

so I might sell some of my stocks to help

pay it off quickly. And then I'll just put

my earnings, my wages, back into my stock

portfolio to rebuild it up.

No, my investment isn't $1,000. I got like

$7,000 in gold, actually. So 20% is

pretty good. I'm outperforming the S&P

500.

Oh, I'm up 31%, $1,600. Look,

I got $1,600

gain.

What about your mum's debt? I'll start

paying my mum, um, I think around January

next year. First I'll finish paying off

the credit card. Uh, and then I'll

finish paying off credit card, and that

means I've paid off the $4K deposit for

the car. So I already finished paying for

like half the car, and then I just focus

on paying my mum and also keeping up the

car payments.

I don't know what's going to happen after

4 years. Should I keep the car? Should I

trade it in, get a new one? Because after

4 years, I don't know, the battery

technology is going to get way better.

Cars, electric cars in what, 2028, are

going to be so much better than the ones

now. In 2028,

imagine the kind of electric cars we— oh

my God, I'm going to be 39.

Holy shit, I'm going to be 39

by the time I finish paying off my car.

You know, at least I'm still younger than

Jim Beer, right?

Um, yeah, in 2028 they're gonna have cars

with like 600 miles range EVs,

cuz the 2024 model of my car already has

250-mile range versus my one which only

has 200-mile range. Because it's a 2022

model. Battery performance,

it's pretty good, but the problem is when

you get on the motorway and you're doing

like 70 to 80 miles per hour, oh,

it really drains quick. Because I did a

drive, Dover— yeah, I went to Dover

again with my mum to show her the White

Cliffs, and then we decided to go to

Maidstone. So I went— we went from Dover

back to Maidstone, which is like a 50-mile

drive on the M2 motorway. And it was a

really nice drive, really nice wide-open

motorway, barely anyone on it. So I was

doing some pretty good speed, but it was

only a 50-mile drive. And I swear the

range went down from 150 to about 85

when we got there. So it drained like 65

miles even though it was only a 50-mile

drive. Because I was flooring it on the

motorway. But when you're just doing

normal driving, like 30 miles per hour,

40 here in a bit, it, it's really

efficient. It's just motorway driving

really drains it. If you're going— if you

stick to 60 and you like stay in a slow

lane and do 60, then it's okay.

But you want to go quick, it really starts

draining.

It is kind of fun though when you just

floor it. All the lorries are so stupid in

Dover because they, they overtake each

other. So you got 3— no, you got 2 lanes

and you got the lorries in the left lane,

and then you got slightly faster lorries

overtaking them in the right lane, but

they're only going a couple miles per hour

faster. They're still going really slow.

And they're just weaving in and out of

each other because one's going, I don't

know, 45 and another one's going 48, and

they block up the whole road.

Yeah, maybe when I go to Germany and I

just floor it on the Autobahn, see if I

drain the battery in half an hour.

Imagine do like 200 miles per hour The

battery would be drained in 40 minutes

because it's only got a 200-mile range.

If you do 200 miles per hour and

you're flooring it, it's going to drain in

like 30 minutes. Probably you got to

charge it every 30 minutes.

Yeah, I don't know what the max speed of

the car is. Probably can't even go 200

Play Elden Ring? Why? I finished it.

I finished the DLC as well. Do you

miss Sunny? Uh, yeah.

It's only been 2 weeks since she left

though. Has it? It's been like 2 weeks, I

think. She might come over again soon.

But I think my sister's coming back end of

this month as well. So maybe either

after that or before that.

I mean, she could come when my sister's

here, but it might be a bit crowded.

My sister came home a couple of weeks ago.

I picked her up at the train station.

She didn't really seem interested in my

Look at the Amazon— is that Amazon van

outside? He's doing the Austin Powers

20-point turn. Oh, it is. Um,

why don't I get a job like that? I could

drive that van, that Amazon van driver.

How much do they get paid? Do I need a

special license to drive that big van?

I'd be scared though, driving a big van.

How many deliveries do they do? There must

be hundreds of parcels in that big thing.

Yeah, I asked my sister about if she liked

Japan and stuff like that, but we only

talked when she was in Japan. She just

keeps saying Don't you regret that you

could have lived in Japan? Because she

thinks Japan's so amazing and perfect now.

So she's like, I can't believe you could

have lived in Japan. Don't you regret

leaving it? And I was like,

um, but then I'd be stuck with Chihiro for

my whole life, wouldn't I? Chihiro's like

45 now. How old's Chihiro? She's like 43.

I don't know if I want a 43-year-old wife,

to be honest. Chihiro was hot when she was

like 35. I don't know what she looks like

now. Maybe she aged well. I don't know.

I mean, if I was 50, I wouldn't mind

having a 45-year-old wife. But if I'm 35,

I don't want a 45-year-old wife. No

offense. The age difference

was just too big. I think if we only had a

couple of years age difference, I wouldn't

have minded being with Chihiro.

But 8 years, I think with 8 years

difference, it's too much.

It's okay if the girl's younger,

like a girlfriend or wife 8 years younger

than me would be fine, but I don't want

one who's 8 years older than me.

And then I'd be stuck living in Tachibana

the whole time. You saw what that place

was like this year when I streamed all

around it. It's a shithole. Full of

Japanese chavs. It's not a very

nice place compared to Blood Bucket's

neighborhood. Blood Bucket's neighborhood

was way nicer.

I got higher standards in life than living

in a tiny shoebox Japanese apartment

behind a hospital. I want a house with

parking and a garage with my car. And

little garden. I don't live— I don't know

how Japanese people live like that. It's

like 80% of Japanese people live in a tiny

shoebox. No car, no parking,

no garden. All they got is a stupid little

balcony. Hero is not going to date you

again. Move on, please. I wish you would

work on your issues so you could have a

Yeah, well, I don't even want to date you,

Hero, anymore. It will never happen. I

don't need her. I moved on. I got a car,

got a job. Next, I just need a house, and

then I've got the full package. I will be

a desirable male— desirable male

specimen of the human species.

Japanese people have miserable lives.

They work all day, 10 hours a day. They

live in a tiny shoebox apartment. They

don't drive or have a car, and they get

crammed into a train at rush hour. They

get shoved in the train and then they go

drinking in the evening with their stupid

coworkers. And then they come home and the

wife is either asleep or cheating on them

with some hot foreigner guy. So they just

go back to the tiny shoebox apartment and

then have some ramen and then go to sleep

and do it again next day. They live such

miserable lives. I don't get it.

How do they do that? I couldn't do

it. Here in England,

I live in a big house made of real

material, bricks and concrete,

not cardboard built-in-a-day shoebox

apartment. Live in a proper house, big

garden, got my own car. I drive through

the beautiful British countryside to work,

seeing the rolling hills and the nature.

And the birds chirping, and it's

so much better than Thailand

countryside or Japan cityscapes.

Japan countryside is okay, I guess, but I

still think British countryside is way

better. You've seen the rolling hills and

fields near Dover? It's so pretty,

it makes you just want to stop in the

middle of the road and look at it. You can

see the sea and the horizon and then the

white cliffs and hills. Looks so good.

You used to hate Britain? Yeah, well, now

I'm older, I feel like I can appreciate

it. When I was younger, I thought, oh,

countryside is so boring. I want to live

in a futuristic city. Oh, I don't want to

drive. Driving is so stupid. Imagine

driving when you could live in a country

that has proper public transport. That's

how I used to think. Now my thinking has

completely flipped to imagine queuing

up to get on a stupid train when you can

have your own personal vehicle with— blast

your own music, you can do your own

aircon, heating, climate control how you

like it. I put my music on, put EDM

remixes, Alan Walker,

Linkin Park, blast it.

Driving through the British countryside.

And then I just pay like £2 a week

charging it. I barely pay anything. All

these idiots with their petrol cars paying

like £200 a month on petrol.

I used to really idolize and glamorize the

Japan lifestyle, but now I think UK life

is so much better, but only if you're in

the countryside. If you live in London or

a city or town, it's kind of rubbish. And

I think Japan's better. But countryside

life in the UK is like number one. And

then I say number 2, city life in either

Japan or Bangkok. Country life in

Thailand would suck. It is really

miserable in Thailand in the countryside.

It's just like sweltering hot, endless

jungles. It looks like the Vietnam War.

Hardly any development. Countryside in

Thailand is horrible, apart from a few

places where it's like a national park

where obviously it's beautiful. But most

of the countryside in Thailand, there's

just nothing. It's just like massive

straight motorway where you just floor,

floor the car through the straight

motorway for hours and hours, and it's

just like endless jungle and

empty barren wastelands. That's what my

experience in Thailand was. And then you

get back to Bangkok and you're like, oh my

God, civilization. And Bangkok's really

cool, and we'll never forget the feeling

of going on a road trip for the weekend

in the boring countryside and then coming

back to Bangkok. And then you start

entering Bangkok on the highway and all

these massive buildings start coming into

view and you're like on this really highly

elevated motorway that goes into the city

and it just looks really cyberpunk and

futuristic, especially at night. It looks

amazing. It really blew me away.

I think Bangkok's a great city.

I think I do like Bangkok more than any

Japanese city. Tokyo is rubbish. I got to

Tokyo and I thought, this sucks.

I don't know why, Tokyo is really rubbish.

The buildings are too big and the roads

were too wide. And it just felt so sterile

and empty. There's no life. It just felt

like a robot AI city. Bangkok had more

liveliness, like it's a real lived-in

city. Tokyo was like someone built this

city on SimCity and it's just a game.

It's not real. I didn't like Tokyo at all.

Shinjuku was boring. Shibuya was A bit

crazy, but then it's just too many people

and it's boring anyway. Akihabara is

boring apart from a couple of the arcade

things.

Asakusa, boring apart from— it's just got

the temple. You take a picture of the

temple and then you leave. Didn't like

Tokyo. I felt like Osaka was better,

but Bangkok is way better than Osaka.

Easily. People are nicer, atmosphere's

more friendly. Everything is just nicer,

I think, in Bangkok compared to Japanese

Don't think Cami is happy that she can't

use her electricity at daytime. She can,

but now it's 40% more expensive.

So I changed the electricity tariff to

make it so the electricity during the day

is about 38% more expensive, but the

nighttime electricity is now 65% cheaper.

And if the electricity bill is 75% for

my charging my car, then the,

the decrease in the charging cost

outweighs the increase of the daytime

cost. Otherwise the monthly bill will be

way more expensive. I used AI and it

agreed with me, did all the calculations.

Yeah, German countryside is quite nice. I

went there with Mila. I went to Wild Bad

Bad Wild or whatever it's called, and it's

really nice. It reminded me of that game

Kingdom Come: Deliverance had all like the

fantasy-looking medieval towns and castles

and the mountains and the trees.

The cities in Germany sucked though.

Frankfurt sucked, it was horrible.

Berlin, a few parts of Berlin were

okay, but the rest of it was rubbish.

The Airbnb was in that place in Berlin. I

think it was called something like

Invalidenstraße and something.

Invaliden— I can't remember, something

like that. That area was quite nice

though. That's why the Airbnb was so

I think the trick is with Europe that I

only just realized is you avoid the cities

just like you avoid the city in London. I

mean, in England. And the countryside is

really nice. I think the same applies for

Europe, but in Asia the opposite is true.

The cities are the nicest part of Asian

countries and the countryside are like the

meh bits.

I would not want to go to cities in

the UK. Uh, Maidstone's okay, but I've

been to other towns in Kent and they all

suck. Sittingbourne's horrible. Dover

town's horrible. But then the surrounding

area is quite nice. Would you or did you

ever make a video of you sucking on a

dildo for love? No,

I've never done sucking a dildo.

Don't need to do that anymore. I don't

know if I have any money made on OnlyFans

recently. Haven't checked.

Do I need to do OnlyFans anymore?

Put my dildos on eBay. Slightly used

vibrating bum dildo. Sunny saw them

because they're under my desk. Got 3

of them. One of them, the cock— what, the

ball ring? The cock ring snapped.

Uh, the other one, the cock ring was too

tight. It was making the veins on my dick

pop. It looked disgusting. I thought my

dick was gonna blow up or something.

Those cock rings are scary though. Makes

the veins really pop, like they're gonna

burst. Don't like it.

My mum and my sister, they chucked out my

sex torso when I was in Thailand. My mum

said my sister said it was really heavy.

Should have seen the full-size,

full-body version I had in Japan then.

That was like 35 kilograms. I couldn't

lift that back then. I reckon I could lift

it now because I've gone quite muscular.

I want to do 2 streams a week because

I feel like I'm getting into the swing of

my job. At first I was really stressed out

about it and so tired. I didn't really

have the energy to do YouTube, but now I'm

like getting used to my new routine. I

think I can squeeze in a bit more YouTube.

Maybe I'll just— if I don't have my own

family when I'm like 50, maybe I'll just

get a bunch of love dolls, put them in my

car like they're my family. What would you

do if you're walking down the street, you

see a parked car, it's just got a bunch of

sex dolls in it dressed up? Get one that's

a woman, adult woman my size, that's my

wife, and I get 2 small ones, they could

be my kids. Put them in the back seats.

Take my sex doll family out on road trips.

That'd be so sad. Imagine I'm like 55 and

I'm still alone and I just do like road

trip with my sex doll family. That would

be so sad.

Maybe I would become like that if I've

just given up. I would

be so mentally effed. Don't eff

your kids. Now, I'm not gonna eff the

kids, but there are small love dolls,

like 150 centimeter ones, but they

basically look like kids because they're

Imagine I burn them all in a fire. And I

vlog it. Setting fire to my family.

Love doll audition. Why I killed my entire

family. Do you think YouTube would ban me?

It's kind of nutjob content,

isn't it? I do like fake drama with my

love doll family. Why I locked my wife in

a cage. That's kind

of funny though. I feel like it would

definitely get age restricted and probably

get my whole channel demonetized.

And then I'd have fake arguments and drama

with my love doll wife. It's so

sad, but it's kind of funny too. No one

else has done that. Uh, have you seen

Nikocado Avocado? He's back now, but he's

really skinny. How did he do that? He was

so fat, now he's so skinny, but he doesn't

have all the skin sag like Boogie. It

makes me think, was it all fake and he was

wearing a fat suit? Because he was doing

that weird character where he's being

really obnoxious, but he was so fat it

looked like it was a fat suit, but I don't

think it was. He is kind of funny though.

He's like mastermind manipulator. Of the

internet. I think he just starved himself