I got a normal job. [dv_aXyERwUY]

Testing,

testing, testing.

So it's been a while since I streamed.

Sunny went home on Monday, but I've been

busy.

Got a stupid job now,

and it's not as easy as I thought to do

YouTube and do a job at the same time.

So even now I'm tired.

And when you're tired, you don't really

want to talk.

It's just part-time job, but the money is

so good compared to YouTube.

So I kind of have to choose, am I going to

do YouTube like a stream or make a video?

Or focus on the job, it's really hard to

choose YouTube over the job because the

money from the job is so much better.

Like,

I would just have to work 2 weeks and I

make more money than I do on YouTube in a

whole month.

All I have to do is work for like 3 days a

week and I make more money than YouTube.

Oh, my voice is dead already.

Yeah, so I don't really want to say too

much about the job because I don't want

people to know what I'm doing.

It involves moderate physical

activity.

It's really tiring having a job.

Even if you just do like part-time, not

full-time.

I don't know how you do full-time because

you do 8 hours a day.

I can't do that.

I'm only doing like 5 hours a day and I'm

destroyed at the end of it.

So I don't know if I can keep up doing

YouTube and do the job at the same time.

How much money from the job?

Uh, it's about £15 an hour, so I barely

have to work much to make more than I do

on YouTube.

And then sometimes I don't really want to

do YouTube, and now I don't have to do

YouTube for the money, I'm feeling like I

don't really want to do it.

The money's rubbish.

I'm not really enjoying it that much.

What's the point?

Unless I really want to do a stream or

something.

It was already not fun.

I think I stopped enjoying YouTube

probably in 2020.

So last 4 years I have not been enjoying

doing YouTube, but I had to do it for the

money.

Now I don't even have to do it for the

money anymore.

So now I'm like, what's the point anymore

of even doing it?

But I'll do a stream now and then, like

every week or two.

Why not?

I guess it is kind of nice having a job

because

just the money's so much better.

The wages have gone up so much since 2017.

It's like now you do minimum wage, you can

make double what you made back in 2017.

I can't believe in 2017 minimum wage was

like £8 an hour and now it's like £12 an

hour.

I decided to get a job because I'm so

bored doing YouTube and the money is just

rubbish.

And I want money.

Now I've got a car, I got payments for the

car to make, and I've got debt to pay.

So I thought, why don't I just get a job?

Just part-time job.

Even that would make more money than

YouTube.

So I don't know how long I'm going to do

the job for.

I feel like It's a new, new, new

interesting experience so far, and I'm

happy doing it, but I don't know how long

that's gonna last.

When I get fed up, maybe I'll just tell

you what I'm doing when I don't care

anymore.

Maybe I can do it for a couple months,

just make a quick couple thousand, like

4K, 5K.

Yeah, doing YouTube is so boring.

You guys have no idea how boring it is

doing YouTube when you don't get any

views.

Doing YouTube is only fun when you get

views.

When you don't get any views anymore, it's

so boring.

So imagine you're a singer and then you do

live concerts and no one comes to the

concert apart from your mum or something.

Boring.

And also I want to use the car because if

I don't get a job and Sunny's not here,

when am I ever going to use the car?

And it felt like I wasted my money getting

the car if I'm not going to use it.

So I want to use the car.

The car payment's going to go on for about

4 years.

I feel like my car's a little bit too nice

because it's like I drive into Maidstone

and everyone's car is rubbish, and I feel

like my car kind of sticks out, and I'm a

bit worried they're gonna be like, rich

stupid posh twat with his fancy car, eff

him.

I'm a bit nervous because my car looks so

damn good.

Everyone's driving like crappy 2006

bangers, silver Ford Banger, smashed

window, smashed headlights.

Everyone's driving like pieces of crap

where I go,

yeah, I feel like a bit nervous.

Some, like, some pissed off broke guy is

going to see me and he's going to want

revenge.

He's like, Screw you, it's not fit, life's

not fit.

Why am I broke?

You get drunk like that.

And then he spits on my car or he stones

it or something.

Bit nervous.

I got yelled at twice this week.

So the first yelling was not my fault.

So I was going around this corner, it was

like very tight corner, sharp corner, and

parked cars on either side.

So I got to go into the middle of the road

And I was going very slowly, like 5 miles

per hour, and I was leaning forwards to

see around the corner.

So I wasn't doing anything wrong, and then

this car comes flying around the corner

doing like 20, and then he slams on the

brakes and does a bit of a swerve.

And I also suddenly swerved to the left to

get out of the way because it looked like

he was gonna hit me.

And then he yells at me something like

Blind f-word.

He said blind something.

Like, how am I blind?

He's the one stupid idiot doing 20 miles

per hour around a blind corner with parked

cars on either side.

So that wasn't my fault at all.

Good thing his reaction was quick.

He sounded Irish, like the way he yelled

was like, blind fucker!

Like that.

It sounded like that.

His voice was like a chainsaw.

That's what Irish people sound like when

they yell.

So that was a bit scary.

And then I got yelled at again a couple

days ago, which was my fault because

there was a Mini Cooper behind me and then

there was roadworks to the left and a red

light saying stop.

So I was going to slow down.

I see a white van in front of me and I

think, okay, I'm just going to slow down,

stop behind the white van.

But I don't know why I didn't realize the

white van was indicating to turn into the

right road, and there was actually enough

room for cars to go straight and also wait

to turn right.

So I didn't indicate and I just started

slowing down, which I guess pissed off the

Mini Cooper guy because he was like, why

are you slowing down?

And then I just roll up behind the van,

and then I realized, oh, the van is

waiting to turn right.

And then as the Mini Cooper guy drove

past, he was like, learn to fucking drive.

And then my face went all red as I

realized, oh, that was my mistake.

English people are a bit scary.

They get so mad here.

I've seen other people road rage at other

people as well.

Like, I saw this little van.

It just pulled out into the main road and

it wasn't going very fast and it pulled

out in front of this other white van that

was going really fast.

The white van just blasted his horn at

him.

People get so angry on the roads here,

it's a bit scary.

My car doors are locked.

I wouldn't drive around with my car doors

unlocked.

I guess it was a bit stupid I didn't

notice the van was indicating right.

I didn't realize there was enough room for

cars to go straight on the left and cars

to wait on the right, because sometimes

it's one lane but there's enough room on

the lane for 2 cars to fit side by side.

I thought I'm supposed to wait behind the

white van.

I didn't realize the traffic lights went

green as well on the roadworks because it

was a bit of a bend, so when I pulled up

behind the white van, I couldn't see the

traffic lights anymore,

so that was a bit

Scary.

And then today I turned right and I

thought the road was one lane, but it's

two lanes and I was in the right lane.

And then I realized and I was like, oh

shit.

And then I quickly went back into the left

lane.

I don't know.

There's no line in the road.

I thought it's just one lane road and to

turn right I need to be in the middle of

the road.

They don't make it clear sometimes.

Stupid roads.

Luckily I haven't crashed yet.

I did scratch up the front though because

I went the wrong way down this narrow

country lane and I tried to do— I tried to

do a U-turn in the narrow country lane and

there was just enough room for my— I was

doing like Austin Powers.

Forwards, reverse, forwards, reverse.

I did like a 20-point turn.

And there was like muddy banks on either

side, and I kind of rammed my— the front

of my car into the muddy bank, and I got

mud all over the front of it, and it

scratched a bit.

So that's not good.

I need to put that protective tape all

around my car, I think.

Should I just tape up my whole car with

the protective tape?

But apart from that, I've been doing

pretty good.

Done a lot of driving, went on motorways,

country lanes.

I made a few stupid mistakes, I guess.

I get scared when someone's like trying to

drive really fast and I'm slowing them

down even though I'm doing the speed

limit.

Like you go into a village and it will say

30 miles per hour, so I slow down, do 30,

but there's someone behind me right up my

backside.

But I don't want to break the speed limit

and then get a ticket.

But then I don't want some angry guy

behind me.

If I have to suddenly brake, he's going to

go flying into my backside.

So annoying.

They get so close behind you.

Some people are so impatient.

I don't know.

Is it like because their mum's dying in

hospital and they're rushing to get to the

hospital to say goodbye?

It's probably not that, they just want to

get home and have a beer.

People get so angry on the roads, it's

crazy.

Sunny went home.

Where do you think she went?

She's not going to live here forever.

She went home on Monday.

I dropped her off at the bus stop.

Yeah, well, if someone rear-ends me and

then damages their car, I don't care, I'm

just driving off.

It's your fault,

I didn't do anything wrong.

So either I'm too slow or I'm too fast.

I'm a bit scared I'll get a speeding

ticket cuz sometimes I went like 1 or 2

mph over the speed limit.

Why didn't you drive her home?

Because it would take ages.

Yeah, every time you go driving, always

something happens that you haven't

experienced before.

Like you get confused at some road,

catches you off guard, and then some angry

idiot behind you gets mad.

But why?

If he's mad, just honk the horn.

Why is he yelling out the window at me?

Go 5 over the speed limit, but there's

cameras everywhere.

If I go 5 over the speed limit, I'll get

fined.

So many cameras, especially when you go

into a village, they got the big yellow

box cameras.

And if I get 6 points, I lose my license.

But I think So for the first 2 years of it

as a new driver, if you get 6 points, you

lose your license.

But after 2 years, you have to get up to

12 points.

But I think it's just turned 2 years.

So if you look at my Instagram post, I

posted my driving pass certificate, said

30th of August 2022.

Today's 30th of August 2024, so it's been

exactly 2 years.

So I think I'm safe now.

I've passed the two-year thing.

I guess it was a good idea going to

Thailand for two years.

How confident do you feel behind the

wheel?

Yeah, I'm pretty confident now.

When Sunny first came, when she came last

week, last Monday, and the day after she

arrived.

We had a road trip to Dover and I was

really nervous.

My hands were sweating.

I was doing like 50 on the motorway.

It was my first time.

No, I don't know if I— no, not first time.

Well, it was one of the first 5 times on

the motorway and I was really nervous.

I didn't overtake, stuck to about 50 to 60

in the left lane.

But then on the way back, I felt pretty

confident and I was overtaking and

everything.

Now I can overtake, do 70, get in the fast

lane.

Sometimes you get out the fast lane

because some idiot's doing 80 and he's

flashing his lights behind you.

So I just get out back into the middle

lane and then get back into the right

lane.

I don't know how they're doing 80 and they

get away with it.

It's illegal, isn't it?

I should get their number plate and then

report them to the police.

Imagine they paid you money for reporting

people.

I'd snitch on everyone.

I should do that.

I'll be like a

vigilante traffic cop person.

So I usually stay in the middle because

you have to overtake the lorries.

I quite like the motorways.

I find the motorway easiest.

Hate town driving.

Town roads are horrible, hate them.

Roundabouts are easy.

I don't know why I was scared of

roundabouts.

I haven't had any problems on roundabouts

apart from the big 4-lane roundabouts.

You have to stay in the right lane,

otherwise you get ejected into an exit

that you didn't want to exit from, or

you've got to like force your way back

into the right lane, hope someone lets you

in.

Yeah, I don't have to worry about ULEZ

because I've got an EV,

so that's nice.

No, my job's secret.

I'm not saying what job I'm doing because

people try phone them up and mess with it,

won't they?

Yeah, I think they're getting rid of ULEZ

for EVs next year.

Stupid.

Also, EV owners gonna have to start paying

road tax next year too, so all of the

incentives to get an EV are going away.

They say because EVs also contribute to

congestion, which is why we have to pay

ULEZ as well.

Not really bothered because I don't go to

London anyway.

Oh, I got a reply from that interview I

went to.

He asked me if I was still interested, but

I had already gotten a different job by

the time he messaged me, so it was too

late.

See, I could have gotten that job too.

All the people saying that I'm

unemployable now because of my internet

history, talking rubbish.

You think like some 50-year-old English

bloke who just wants some new staff for

his new place, or his place that he's

looking for staff for, you think he's on

Google looking up everyone's names to dig

up dirt on them?

He doesn't care.

As long as you don't have a criminal

record and you pass the CBS check, The

background check.

No one cares about what you said on the

internet 7 years ago.

Everyone says dumb stuff on the internet 5

years ago, 10 years ago.

No one cares in the adult world.

As long as you're fit and healthy, you

don't have criminal background, you can

get a job.

As long as it's not like, I don't know, at

the law firm or prestigious company.

Where maybe your reputation matters, but

I'm not applying for jobs like that.

Imagine applying for a job at Tesco and

thinking you're not going to get it

because Susan the manager Googled your

name and found your Twitter page.

They don't even know that people do— they

don't even know what YouTube is, probably.

Like, oh, I didn't know you make money on

YouTube.

And why do you think anyone makes any

YouTube videos?

If you don't make any money off it, no one

would make any YouTube stuff.

There wouldn't be anything on YouTube.

People only do stuff for money, don't

they?

A reputable job.

Yeah, but I'm not getting a reputable job.

I don't have any qualifications or skills.

All I can get is minimum wage, low-skill

jobs.

Yeah, this month I think I'm on track to

make £1,500.

Daniel doesn't have a job.

He's lying.

You think everything I say is lying?

Why do I look so tired then?

And where have I been for the last week?

It's bizarre you got— go to 2 interviews

and get 2 offers.

People looking for low-skilled jobs for

years never get any interviews.

Or then maybe they've— maybe they're weird

looking and they look stupid

and they didn't do a very good job at the

interview.

I told you, I'm very— I give off a very

good first impression.

I'm very polite and punctual.

I arrive on time.

I show enthusiasm.

I speak nicely.

It's just later on, when you spend more

time with me, you realize the first

impression was a lie.

What enthusiasm do you show?

Well, I'm like, hello, nice to meet you,

I'm Daniel.

Yes, I'm looking for a job.

When can I start?

And I say please and thank you.

Sunny got him a job.

No, she didn't.

I don't know how long I'll do the job.

I want to make some money.

Look, I paid my mum £500.

Last week, so now I owe her £9K.

But now I owe a credit card £6K because I

bought the car.

Well, I paid for deposit on the car and

I'm paying

£300 a month for the car payments and

insurance.

Yeah, I'm not going to say much about the

job because I don't want people to find

out what it is.

It's just a job

that's low-skilled and involves physical

activity.

It's not a desk job, it's not office,

it's not— it's not like something

difficult.

It's very— it's very easy, very basic.

It's the strawberry farm, picking

strawberries.

That's why I'm so tanned.

4 hours at

the strawberry farm.

Strawberry inspector.

Oh God, I'm so tired.

I don't know why driving makes you feel so

tired.

I wonder how much the electricity bill is

going to be if I do like 500 miles in a

month.

I reckon that's going to be about £30 on

top of the electricity bill.

It's better than petrol.

Petrol would be like £100, wouldn't it?

Yeah, I already started ages ago.

For the past week I've been doing my new

job.

That's why I haven't uploaded anything.

I can't be bothered, and my job pays way

more money than stupid YouTube does.

YouTube's just rubbish now.

I would literally just have to work 2 days

a week and then make what I'm making on

YouTube at this rate.

2 days a week.

For 4 weeks a month, I would make more

doing that than doing YouTube.

Nothing goes viral anymore.

Nothing gets any views.

Like, Sunny was here, it just got 5k

views.

I buy a car, it got 7k views.

Come on, it's like a massive event buying

a car for me, and it didn't even get 10k

views.

It's rubbish.

I could probably go to space and then buy

a space station and then fly the spaceship

to Mars and come back and it wouldn't even

get 10k views.

That's where we're at at this point, where

I could do anything and it wouldn't get

any views.

I just— I hate YouTube so much.

It's just not fair.

Everyone else getting loads of views.

Give up.

I'm fed up with it.

I tried so hard to make content in Japan

and nothing got over 10K views.

I did get 15K views when I stream sniped

Connor.

Even the meeting Sunny, the first stream

or the second one didn't even— it got like

9.8K views.

Yeah, I have to.

I have to focus on the job now.

There's just no way in hell it makes any

financial sense to prioritize the YouTube

channel over the job.

It'll just be like fiscal stupidity.

To focus on YouTube now when it doesn't

work.

I've got to focus on the job.

That's how I make money.

That's how I make more money.

I can't even make £1,000 a month on

YouTube anymore.

Last month I tried really hard and I just

made like £870, and that was with Sunny

and with the car and

It

is really disappointing.

The Wukong video, it got 1,000 views.

Still rubbish though.

The CPM is so bad, it made like $2 per

1,000 views.

So even if it gets 10k views, it would

make $20.

I make $20 just doing 1 hour of my job.

And it's not gonna get 10k views, is it?

It's gonna get maybe 2k max, probably like

1.5k.

It'll make— it's gonna make like $4,

and I refunded it anyway.

Because it was boring.

You just run around as a stupid monkey

hitting things with a stick.

It's such a boring game.

Well, my Galaxy Fold 6 videos, they all

flopped.

They just got 3K views.

I just can't be bothered anymore.

I need to pee.

How are you feeling?

Better?

Um.

Yeah, I guess I, I kind of like going to

the job.

I like the money as well.

I feel like it's easier to do the job than

to do YouTube,

cuz to make the same amount of money I

make in a day from the job on YouTube, I

would have to— I don't know, have to make

like 5 videos that make $15 each, which I

can't.

I can't make 5 videos a day that get 4K

views, and I can't make one video that

gets 30K views because my videos don't get

those views anymore.

So to make what I make in a day for my job

on YouTube in a day, I would have to get

like 30K views, which I don't get anymore.

Recently my videos just make about £15 a

video, $15 to $20.

So even if I made a video every single

day, I'd only make like $500, which is so

bad.

Look, 15 times 30 is like $450.

So even if I pumped out one video every

single day and they all got about 6K

views, $20 each,

It's still rubbish.

$600?

I make that in half a week now.

No, I make that in one week.

And I can't even do it.

I can't pump out a video every single day.

I'd run out of things to talk about.

That means I need 30 topics a month to

make videos about every single day.

It's just not possible.

And the views just go down and down more

and more because I'm putting out too much.

So it is a relief that I can now make more

money with less effort.

It's just tiring though.

Like, I just work

a couple hours, 4 hours, maybe 5 hours,

and I make triple quadruple the money I'd

make if I made a video.

Uh, it's just physically tiring, whereas

YouTube is mentally tiring and stressful.

I guess I'd rather be physically tired

than mentally tired, cuz then you just go

to bed.

I'm not saying what the job is.

It's secret.

Check the stock market.

Nothing's happening.

What a boring market.

Nothing's going up.

What's going up?

China's up 2%.

But then it'll be down again 4% next week,

probably.

Is your body too old for cereal now?

No.

Oh, so funny.

Earlier this week,

Pushkin, he keeps sneaking into the

bedroom and there's, there's like a closet

in the corner of the bedroom and we were

mid-cereal and I looked up and Pushkin was

just sitting on top of the closet looking

down at us.

It was so weird.

I had to kick him out of the bedroom.

Didn't even notice he was there.

How did he get up there?

He kept coming into the guest room when

she was here,

and then we had to kick him out.

How much was I getting from OnlyFans?

When, when I was in Thailand, I didn't do

any OnlyFans, but I still had it.

So I was making like $500 a month.

Before that, I was making like $1,000,

$1,500 a month.

I don't know why people think I have HPV.

Because if I had HPV, surely all of the

girls I slept with since 2018 would also

have it.

And then they'd be like, Daniel, you gave

me HPV.

I hate you.

How come not a single girl has said

anything?

Because they're saying that I got herpes

or something from Chihiro because she had

it.

But I slept with so many women since

Chihiro, like 20, I don't know,

and not a single one has messaged me

saying, Daniel, I think I got something

from you.

Also, I did an STI test in Thailand last

year and it was all negative, so I don't

know what you're talking about.

Well, if there's no symptoms, then who

cares?

Why does it matter if you don't notice it?

Oh wow, thanks, Bethany Stone.

I think you'd be well suited to something

like proofreading.

That sounds so boring.

I'd be so bad at that.

I get bored and I'd make mistakes and I'll

miss things and I'd be like, oh, whatever.

I have very poor attention to detail.

I get bored, I get fed up, I can't be

bothered.

And then people find out and then I get

fired.

Oh wow, thanks.

I think you'd be well suited to something

like proofreading.

Consider it.

And realistically, there's no risk of

AIDS, herpes, etc.

in this line of work.

I tested negative for everything last time

I did a test.

I don't know why people think I have STDs.

I don't sleep with that many women, you

know.

This year I slept with like

maybe 4 women.

And then last year I slept with maybe

2 women.

It's nothing.

People go out nightclubbing.

They sleep with more women than I do.

In 2022, I slept with

4 women,

but 2 of them made me use a condom.

One of them didn't even notice I didn't

put the condom on.

She was like, you got the condom on,

right?

And I was like,

Um, no.

I should have just said yes.

She doesn't even know.

And then I had to take it out and put a

stupid condom on.

So annoying.

I

got pimples all over my stupid face.

I got one on my nose.

That's what happens when you have too much

cereal.

Every time I have loads of cereal, I get

pimples all over my face,

usually around my mouth, but it's weird

for it to be on my nose.

I don't usually get them on my nose.

Anti-acne creams, they never work.

I bought loads when I was in Manchester

because my skin was really bad and nothing

worked.

The only thing that cleared my skin was

coming back home and living stress-free.

It's not raping, what do you mean?

She didn't say put a condom on before I

put it in, so I just put it in.

It was only when we were doing it, then

she asked mid-cereal, did you put the

condom on?

I said no, then I took it out.

How's that, RAP?

Oh, it's so boring this week.

There's no Channel 4 News because stupid

Paralympics.

I hate the Paralympics.

I already hate the Olympics.

I hate the Paralympics even more.

I don't want to watch a bunch of people

who are disabled trying to do sports.

It's so boring.

It's even more boring than watching normal

people do it.

I don't know why they make such a big

fuss.

Oh, disabled people do sport too.

Yeah, who cares?

Don't care.

I want to see what's happening in Russia

and Israel and actual important news, not

watching D.I.S.A.

bald people playing with a ball in a

wheelchair.

Fucking Paralympics, I hate it.

They're showing it on Channel 4, so now

they're not showing Channel 4 News.

Had to switch over to Sky News.

Hate sport so much.

So much damn sport on TV.

Stupid football, the stupid cricket, and

now the stupid Olympics.

Oh my God, I couldn't care less.

Oh well, Jim Boggs can throw a stone 1,000

meters, big fucking whoop.

Who cares?

Like, I don't give shit about how far they

can throw or kick or hit something.

It's so boring.

Oh my God,

I hate the Olympics so much.

Oh look, the Chinese acrobatic swimmers

can do 5 front flips when they dive off

the board.

Whoa,

can't wait till it's over.

I want to see about how Ukraine's invaded

Russia.

That's interesting.

Those stupid idiots

running around in a circle.

God, I hate Olympics so much.

Can't they do cool stuff like, I don't

know,

gladiator fights in a coliseum?

That would be interesting.

I think I hate the Paralympics more

because they're like, oh, we're disabled

but we can do sports too, go us, yay!

As if anyone gives a shit.

Boo-hoo, you're disabled, whatever,

stop whining about it.

Get on with life.

You've been gone 8 days, what's the goss?

Well, I got yelled at by 2 chavs.

In traffic.

One said, are you fucking blind?

And then the other one said, learn to

fucking drive.

Stupid idiots.

British people suck sometimes.

I hate British people sometimes.

I think I actually prefer the immigrants

over the chavvy British.

I think the worst people in this country

are the chavvy British people.

Easily.

I'd take Mohammeds and Ahmeds and Indians

over those chavvy British people any day.

At least you wouldn't understand what

they're saying if they yelled at you, or

they'd yell it in a funny accent.

Ladu bloody tribe!

I wouldn't get mad at all if they yelled

that at me.

I get triggered at chav talk.

Lad fucking tribe, mate!

I hate that sound so much.

The sound of stupid British people pisses

me off.

Don't tell me learn to drive.

I got zero minors on my driving test.

Better driver than you are, stupid Mini

Cooper fucking twat.

They couldn't even see me.

He was behind me.

How do you know what I look like?

I might have been a poor old lady.

English people like to get so mouthy.

The thing is, they're a bunch of stupid

cowards

because they yell something at you and

then they speed off in their stupid little

gay Mini Cooper, as if he'd say that to my

face.

Learn to fucking drive.

Vroom.

And then he just speeds off at light speed

like a little pussy in his Mini Cooper.

It's like that Japanese kid on his bike

screams in my ear and then he speeds off.

That's why they do it though.

They feel like they're invincible because

they can just speed off in their car and

they don't have to get any suffer any

consequences.

I could have been 6 foot ripped.

Now I'm scared of Mini Cooper drivers.

I thought BMW drivers were bad.

I think the Mini Cooper guy— I hate like

the middle-aged white guys in their sports

car with the roof down.

You just know they're going to be angry

drivers too,

cuz they're like, oh, I'm having a nice

Sunday drive in my

Aldi, vroom vroom, get out my fucking way.

The worst drivers are like the petrolhead

enthusiast drivers who love driving, and

then they just get pissed off at everyone

else because we're slow or we're blocking

them, and they just want to whiz down some

country lanes, manual gearbox.

I hate those drivers, the worst.

I hate petrolhead people

with their stupid noisy engines.

If the traffic is bad, what's the point

speeding up?

Because we're all going to get slowed down

at the choke point anyway.

Why are you in such a wash?

Why are you in such a rush?

I don't understand why everyone's in such

a rush.

I was in a bit of a rush because I took

the wrong turn and I was going to be late

to work.

I started panicking a little bit.

Stupid M20.

Those roundabouts confuse me sometimes.

I went round the roundabout.

I did one whole loop round it because I

missed my exit.

I had to go back round again.

I wonder if I'll ever get to a point where

I get angry at other people.

If someone's slow in front of me, I just

think,

oh well,

at least if someone gets mad at me, it's

not my fault because I'm being held up by

the person in front.

I feel relief if someone's going slower

than me in front of me.

I feel a bit relieved because then it's

not my fault, is it?

If I'm going slow.

No, I don't need a dashcam.

I got GoPro.

I got some footage from my last drive.

It looks really scary on camera, like I'm

going really fast, but when you're

driving, you don't feel like you're going

that fast.

I got this mount.

Oh, I got this new mount as well.

I got a magnetic wireless charger mount,

clips into the aircon.

So good.

You just put your phone onto it, clips on,

starts charging.

And I've got this GoPro mount.

Oh, there's some driving footage.

Got some motorway footage.

Hmm,

I can't find the bit where there was

motorway.

I'm so glad I didn't get a Tesla because I

have nearly gotten the car stuck on some

narrow lanes.

Like, I got— I went the wrong way and I

tried to do a U-turn, so I go up into a

tiny lane,

but then I feel like maybe I shouldn't

reverse back out into the road, and then I

do like a 50-point turn within the lane.

I nearly got stuck once.

I was like ramming the car into the mud

bank, the dirt bank on the side of the

lane, to try and turn the car around.

If the car was any longer, it would have

just gotten stuck.

Thank God my car's small.

I can't believe I was thinking of getting

an SUV 2 years ago.

I would have gotten in trouble

if I was driving an SUV because I've done

some questionable U-turns in the road.

When no one was around.

I think all the time driving in Thailand,

I have been influenced by Thai driving.

You should have seen some of the stuff

I've done.

Not as bad as Thai girlfriend's driving

though.

She would literally stop on a motorway on

the, the hatched lines because she didn't

know to go left or right, so she would

just stop in the middle of the motorway.

Imagine doing that.

I guess I shouldn't laugh.

Maybe one day I'll make a mistake that's

pretty stupid.

But she would make these mistakes like

that, but every time we got in the car,

she would do something weird.

At one time she was trying to overtake a

lane of traffic, so she put the car into

the right side of the lane going into the

right lane.

And then we were blocking

all the motorbikes trying to overtake us

because they couldn't get— because they

would get hit by the oncoming traffic, so

they couldn't overtake.

There's like a queue of motorbikes all

blocked by us.

It was so embarrassing.

But Thai people, they don't seem to really

get road rage.

I don't remember Thai people yelling

Because we did some weird stuff on Thai

roads and no Thai person ever yelled out

the window.

They didn't even horn at you.

They're dangerous drivers, but they don't

get mad like British drivers do.

English drivers, they get so mad,

especially the Irish, because they just

speed around corners and then they blame

you for nearly crashing.

Seen Thai people yelling in Pattaya.

Oh, don't know.

Well, I did a lot of passenger seat

driving in Bangkok.

I don't think anyone ever yelled at us.

Stupid GoPro is frozen now.

This thing's so rubbish.

I got it back in 2018.

GoPro Hero 7.

The thing, it just freezes randomly.

Maybe Bangkok's so loud you don't hear

when they yell.

When's the new iPhone coming out?

Oh, September.

Yeah, I do, I do miss Thai people

sometimes.

They are really friendly.

They don't seem to get mad or angry.

I lived in Thailand for nearly 2 years.

I don't think I ever saw Thai men get get

angry and yell at each other or fight.

English people are such angry people.

Is it high testosterone which makes you

like that?

Japan's no better.

I thought— I used to think Japanese people

are so nice and polite.

Japanese people are no better than English

because I went around some areas in Osaka

and there were some rude Japanese people.

Do you remember that time I overtook the

van in my bicycle and he chased me down

and yelled at me out the window.

Japanese roadmen, they're not nice.

That's what all my years of traveling the

world made me realize something, that

there is no one country that's better than

the other countries.

It's all the same.

If you got no money, you'll be stuck in

shit areas where there's horrible people

around you.

If you got money, you can live in a nice

area surrounded by nice people.

It doesn't matter if you're in the UK or

Japan.

It's the same wherever you are.

You can't just escape poverty by going to

another country because then you just end

up in poverty in a different country.

I saw the ugly side of Osaka this year and

I was shocked because I always thought,

wow, Japanese people are so nice and

respectful.

They are not.

They yell at you too if you piss them off

or if you get in their way.

I think Thai people are much friendlier.

I never had any problems with Thai people.

I never saw young Thai men being all rowdy

on the streets, fighting, getting drunk,

yelling at you.

A lot of English people are nice though.

Usually the older English people.

It's always the young men, isn't it?

Stupid young men.

I wish they would just get shipped off to

World War III already.

Blow them all up in a trench.

I hate young men.

Between ages 15 and 25, men suck.

It's when men get to around their 30s and

they have family and they've got kids,

that's when men become good people,

because then they care about providing,

making money, and they're responsible and

not so reckless anymore.

Best age for men is like 30 to 50 when

they've got families to take care of.

Early 20s men are the worst, and also

teenage boys— hate them.

Yeah, maybe some middle-aged men can be

dicks because they got money, so they got

a nice fancy car, usually an Audi or BMW

with a big loud engine.

And then you're slow, you get in the way,

they get all angry, don't they?

I think my favorite type of human,

probably old ladies.

Middle-aged to old lady is my favorite.

Never get scared of those people.