streaming with my girlfriend in THAILAND

So sweaty. Sweaty.

Oh, fuck.

Why did you—

you come too close.

Oh my God, again. Oh my God, accident.

It's so hard to light someone's face when you're streaming. I don't want food. Why are you giving me a plate?

I don't need it.

I don't think I can meet Ice again after what I said about Deepak. Even that Nick White guy hates me.

What?

The video preview on the GoPro display is more cropped in than what is actually being shown. What's wrong? Don't like the rice? Rice not nice? So in case you don't know, I met Ice yesterday, and then they found out I said something mean about Deepak on my Discord, and then they all started hating on me. And Deepak hates me. Deepak hates me, and a lot of his— a lot of their viewers hate me. I don't think Ice hates me, but it puts him in a tricky situation. Yeah, I never said anything about his mom. I said— I don't know, I just worded it badly because I streamed after my dad died and I was just like jokingly saying, imagine not streaming I mean, just because someone died? I don't think it's that bad of a thing to say, but some people got really upset about it. Is it good? Tastes good. No, I don't want diarrhea.

Show me that one.

Not my cup of tea. It looks like someone boiled my fish tank and then put it into a bowl. Why is it like this?

What?

It's called in the jungle.

It's a jungle.

Into the jungle.

Ditched the GoPro. Uh, it's more like connection problems, not camera problems. I'm using 2 SIM cards bonded and it's still stuttering.

Look.

It's kind of up and down.

Oh, I lost—

oh, that's right, I lost the iPhone connection. Phone died. I lost one of my connections. Why did the iPhone die? Sit back.

Hello.

Okay, it should be better now. I've got 2 SIMs. Yeah, we're back up to 4K. On one SIM it was struggling around 2K bitrate. The iPhone hotspot just turned itself off. Yeah, 2 SIMs definitely seems better than one SIM. You can see I've got 2 SIMs. The blue one seems more powerful than the pink one. Uh, the blue one is the one I bought last time at the shopping center. Yeah, AIS is better than DTAC. Look, the blue line is AIS, the pink one DTAC. AIS is more strong, stronger. Maybe TrueMove is better than D-TAC.

This have M TrueMove now.

Oh, so they have the same cell towers.

Hmm.

I didn't have anything to eat yesterday. I only had half a bag of crisps. No wonder I'm so skinny. I think I look pretty handsome on the livestream. I thought my hair looks pretty good. But I kept doing that stupid giggle when I'm nervous. When I'm nervous, I do like this, this silly kind of stupid snickering. I really hate it, but I can't stop myself doing it. It's like a really nervous laughter.

Hi! Hi!

Actually, it's so salty.

Why salty?

Why is it salty? Tastes salty.

Okay, you have a problem.

I can't keep a straight face when when it's really awkward. I just start laughing. I was trying really hard not to do it because I know how stupid it looks. I couldn't help it. And I do that weird laugh like like I'm crying or something. I really hate that. Go to Deepak, apologize.

Never!

I will never apologize. Thank you. Peace out.

Bye bye.

Don't shout.

Did you pay?

Yes, I paid.

I'll pay for the cat cafe. I've got too many wires. I need a blue wire. A red, green, and blue wire. It's funny, when they were asking what do I do and he was saying, so you want to be a streamer? I'm already a streamer. I've been streaming for like 6 years. I'm just not a very successful streamer. Leftover waste.

The African kids are crying. Meow meow.

Look, we don't need to go to a cat cafe. There's just cats out here already.

Okay.

Well, they'll have pretty cats, not ugly street cats. All the schoolgirls coming out now melts your heart. Long long long long long long.

It's so here.

It's here?

Yeah, it's so, so nice.

Where is the— Ask those people. Or is it in here? Maybe it's in here. Oh, cafe man. Đông bay. Ah, đông bay means go straight. Đông bay mà đây. Đông bay.

Wow, that.

Oh, found it. Okay, we're going in. Hopefully, I mean, I'm pretty sure they let you film because it's a cat cafe. Of course they let you film. That's why people go there, to take films and photos, videos. Oh my God, my sideburns are drenched. Oh look, it's cute. It 's quite crowded.

Wow. What? Four hundred baht.

Four hundred.

ข อ บ ค ุ ณ ค ่ ะ เรา จะ ไป ได ้ เรา จะ ไป ได ้ เรา จะ ไป ได ้ เรา จะ ไป ได ้ เรา จะ ไป ได ้ No idea what she said.

C sixty here. How much? Four hundred. Ah, so two hundred for one person.

What?

Do not pick up the cats. Don't feed the cats. Don't pull the cat's tail. Brushing and petting gently will make them happy.

Buy one of these, forty baht.

They really like those.

What?

Buy separate.

Buy separate. Yeah, I know. Forty baht.

Red. This one.

Katsu.

Tuna. So the katsu is not including for the katsu song.

Okay.

And this one you pay later.

Okay. You can feed to the different cats.

Okay, thank you.

Wow, this is better than the one in Japan. What'd she say? Wow, these cats are so fluffy. Which one's ours?

There's so many. How long do we we stay?

30 minutes? 1 hour? Oh my God, these cats are huge! That's pretty big. No, I don't want food.

And here, and here.

No, I don't want—

these cats are so well You understand, you pay 400 baht for food and drink, including the ticket.

Okay. They like this, look.

They don't want it.

Wasted my money.

What?

I wonder if this music will get me a copyright claim. You want food again? Free, free food. You wasted your money at the restaurant. You pay this one for the cat food.

Yeah, yeah, later.

No, I give to you. Okay, so we get free food, then you wasted the money at the restaurant where What you got? Sniffing my bag.

Where are you going? Oh my God, these cats are really big. Hello.

They don't want the cat food that I bought because they already got food. I don't want food. I already had food. Not here to eat food. Here to see cats.

You understand? Four hundred baht included.

Yeah, but I'm not hungry.

Okay.

No, I don't want.

I don't want anything.

You don't need to pay anything because we paid four hundred.

I know, but I don't want anything. Ketchup was born on Christmas Eve. Katade Founders profile. I keep saying I don't want food or drink. Oh, the cat got scared. All the cats ran away. You're not allowed to pick the cats up. I want the cat to come here. How to play the cat. I don't want my Fish. Oh, wasted my money. I've got too many wires coming out my bag. I'm gonna go and look at cats, not sit here. Can I touch? Hello.

Sleepy cat. That is a big cat.

I never seen a cat so big. He likes it.

You got some food?

I don't know.

He doesn't want any.

They can't resist. Yummy, yummy. Yummy, yummy.

Nervous.

Seems nervous. My girlfriend just ate and now she's getting more food. The hell? I came here to see cats, not eat food. That's it, Streamy. 猫猫，猫猫猫猫猫猫猫。Should I touch its tail? Oh, there's one here.

I need a thumbnail. Hello.

This cat's big. It's got a big head. Nothing's coming out. Oh no, where he Where's he going? How about fish sticks? Oh, he's going to my girlfriend. Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Oh my God, he's gonna eat the whole thing. Don't eat the package. No, no, don't eat it. He's trying to eat the whole thing. Stop eating it. Ah, he's eating it. Give it back. That's sharp metal. Shouldn't be chewing it. They keep trying to bite the package. This cat looks weird. So fluffy. Fluffy wuffy. What kind of cat is this? Hello.

Hello.

This cat looks kind of mean.

Yeah, we hope. Nice touch.

Good, good cat. Good kitty. Yeah, Thailand has everything. Maid cafes, cat cafe, snake and reptile cafe, dog cafe. I want to get a thumbnail of my girlfriend. Do you like that cat?

He like my hair.

Stay there, stay there. Sit. Stroke it. Yeah, like that.

Thumbnail.

Put your head here. Put your head— no, put your head here. Yeah, like that. Yeah, thumbnail.

I think he feels comfortable.

He's got a very big face. Does he want fish? His head's so big, like a lion. He looks pissed off. What did you get? Cheese ball.

Cheese ball?

No, no, no. Trying to bite the package. The packet.

What?

Oh, it's a dog. This cat looks weird. Why has he got no nose?

He don't let me touch.

Yum, yum, yum. Finish.

Enough.

You try touch him, he don't let you touch.

Why is his head so big? They shaved his body but not his head.

Potato.

Give me, give me one. Chocolate.

Mm. Show the food. Chocolate milkshake.

I have a cheese ball.

Oh, I know this song. You know this song? It's actually made by a band called Green in Japan. This is like a cover. It used to be a very popular song back in 2010.

Eat too much.

They said boring.

Not boring.

More fun than getting yelled at by us.

Look, there's a person on there.

How do they get down? They go along there, up there. Yeah, Kiseki by Green.

Oh.

You want a fish?

You want to eat, but you don't allow anyone touch you, huh? Touch.

So fluffy. What's that?

Boring. Hey, boring.

Say boring.

Boring. Just go to bed.

Finished.

Too much. Give you the last. You want?

Finish.

If you streamed on YouTube, you get dono from Blood.

Bucket.

Yeah, who is that bucket?

Japanese lady. She gave me a lot of money.

Really?

Oh, she gave me 1,000 baht yesterday.

Maybe you have to buy something for her.

I met her in Japan.

Really?

You know my Camera, she helped me sell it.

Who?

Mudbucket, because I can't sell my camera in Japan without a visa.

Can you show her picture?

Don't have.

You got more food? Wow!

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Hungry again.

Eat. I love eat.

More than cat?

Yeah.

You love food more than the cat?

Absolutely.

Put some fish.

No.

I'm down.

What did you Baby, oh wait. Wonderful day. What else? Give you first.

Wrong.

That's your head.

Okay, this side.

Ice cream. Okay, okay. You said no.

Give me.

For Daddy. He said— I asked him several times, he said no, no, no, but now he want to eat my food.

I don't have a knife?

Yeah.

You're pulling it.

Now I'm here to come see you.

Is it alive? It looks like it's dead. You put its eyes open and it just leaves it open. It must be deep sleep.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

How many cat here?

I think 20, 20 or more. Why no YouTube? Better connection? No, the connection would be the same. Can you hear music? Music? I get copyright claim and then make no money. And also, if I just randomly stream at a cat cafe, it will kind of interrupt my Ice Poseidon drama video series that I'm currently editing. I got so much footage from the ice stream I can cut into about 4 different videos. I don't want to stream interrupting the chain. It would disrupt the momentum. Ice invited me to meet and I said no. I mean, person with the power. I control.

I'm in control.

What did he say? Keep what?

My jacket under— keep in under the table.

Okay. Yeah, nicer than Japan. The one in Japan is very small. Put it this This one's big.

That's a cow.

You could have made content. I already made the content. I've got like four videos out of that stream yesterday. Too big. Can you cut it in half?

Yeah, this one. Nice again.

What thing would have happened? He would have pressed me about the Deepak thing. He would have been like, "So Daniel, why do you say this stuff when you don't mean it? Or maybe you do mean it." What is this? Probably American. Mmm, wet.

But now it's too late, right?

Nice early morning. Whoa, cat just jumped up. Oh my God, he just dropped the whole glass. Drama.

Uh, you scared the cat.

You like ice?

Uh-oh.

Yeah, I've lost my.

My girlfriend dropped the glass. We got to pay. Fill the glass.

Yeah.

Uh, you pay normally.

Okay.

Look what my girlfriend did. Watch out!

I can't.

How'd she drop a glass off a table?

What?

What happened?

Don't worry.

Hello. Why is he wedged in there?

Girlfriend's side. Ice cream. You can eat. What?

What's wrong?

You're a person of public.

What?

You is a person of public.

Public. Public.

Lee public.

Lee public.

Famous. Famous YouTuber. I lost what?

Lost what? Privacy?

Yeah, lost privacy.

Who cares?

I'm nearly full up.

Me too.

I'm sorry, I want to—

you want to throw up? Embarrassing.

Yeah, embarrassing.

It's okay, don't worry.

Thank you.

What if it's a $20 glass? 1,000 baht. 1,000 baht glass.

It's 1,000 baht. I will not come again.

Bad review. Give them bad review.

Help me, viewer.

He's loud.

We still have 15 minutes.

15 minutes.

Okay, play with cat. Not pretty.

Oh, if you He looks angry.

Handsome.

What?

What kind of cat? I don't know. Oh, you got a new one? Ah, they're nice. They gave you a free one?

Yes, free, free drink.

Wow, they didn't charge you for the glass?

Yeah. Cool.

Wow, they're nice. Is it glass? If one if they gave you a plastic one, if one if they gave you a plastic one because they're scared. Yes, but no, I don't want to drink.

No, I forget.

Why drop it?

Oh, I know why. Because of the thingy. Yeah, I don't want it. You must be cold. Babe, look at this cat.

Oh, why it feels so nice?

Okay.

Where are we going next? Go home.

Siam. You want to go home?

What's in Siam?

Uh, have many first look in person. There you go.

Shop.

I'll show you. In my phone.

Africa.

Actually, I want to— I want to get to with you, but now— yeah, but now—

meet again?

For what?

The first time I'm planning.

For long?

But now very full up now. Can't eat anything.

Oh, I like a bit frothy.

Oh, see my face?

Oh, really?

Mhm.

You're alive. Accident. I think this, this cat, no, this cat is big, fatty.

Fat?

Yeah, because we got— we give the food They're big cats.

They're not fat, they're just big, like big breed and very large.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

What are they doing?

Come back.

He want it.

Cat drama. They're fighting.

No, that's right.

I think this one like a type of waist vest.

Should we go?

Okay, dinner?

Mm.

Free. What's free?

For what? Nothing.

I want to go out. Mission accomplished.

Cafe done. Excuse me. You know, it's funny, people whine that I say mean things for attention when, when I just do normal things, no one cares. So what do you expect? Oh, there's cat hair all over my Legs. Oh my God, cat hair all over my trousers.

Me too. Look at something, real cat.

I use this, wash my trousers in it. Are you happy? Oh, roller.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my head!

Smells good. Look at. Why does cat? The shop is cat.

He's opening his mouth.

Full up. Yeah, it's not a bad. I mean, it's pretty good cat cafe.

It's cute.

I've only been to 2 cat cafes in Japan, and both of them weren't anywhere near as good as this one.

Oh.

What?

Forgot something? What did she forget? I think she forgot her bag. Oh, she forgot her bag. Forgot her phone. Oh yeah, she was charging the phone. I can't believe she— I knew she would forget that. Oh yeah, she did it before in Vietnam. She plugged her phone into the cafe charger and then forgot it. We had to go all the way back. You forgot your phone? Your phone. Uh oh. Phu rập, phu rập.

Im mát lồi.

Im mát lờ. Im mát măng.

Mắt măng.

Mắt măng. Mắt măng. Ah, stop! I'm clean, man.

Give me pimple. No, watch out, watch out! I'm washing my hand already. Really?

What about you?

No, I have natural immunity. What do you want to do in Siam? Shopping. We got 20 people, 20 of my most loyal viewers. I think 20, that's what it says. So I spent 1,300 so far today. It's like $30. Better get some clips out of this. 400 for— 400 for Jim Thompson, 460 for lunch, 450 for cat cafe. Net profit minus fifteen dollars. Oh no, I got two subs today Twitch stream, so that's like five dollars. Would have been ten if it was on Kick. But I'll get some ads. Oh my god!

Broken.

You dropped everything today. You dropped the glass, now your phone.

This is not good. When someone mistake, you have to take.

Sorry. Oh, breathing my saliva.

Not Broken.

Yes, that's good.

Wanna walk?

Yeah, walk and talk. If we go on the train, it's hard to talk. Easier to talk outside. So what would you rate the cat cafe out of ten? Was it the first time you went to a cat cafe?

Yeah, it was first time for me.

It's a third time. I went two times in Japan, but they're not good in Japan.

This year go?

No.

Really?

I went on stream. Then this year. No, by myself. By eng.

By eng.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

By eng leo.

By eng leo.

Oh, why is it barbed wire? What?

That's a king.

King.

Yeah, yeah, yellow that one, yellow car.

What about the yellow car?

Yellow king.

The king's in the yellow car? Yeah, yeah, really? Oh, that's why there's so many police around.

Yeah, and never have a car, car cannot like that. Ah, police stop.

It's not a very Very big convoy.

Yeah.

Oh my God! That looks like a.

What's it called? Got a cross, crucifixion. What did girlfriend say about the stream of ice? Oh no, ugly. What's that?

I don't understand. What's that?

It's the inside of a fish tank. Kinky fish tank, that is a weird fetish! Sexy man in a fish tank? Uh, no thanks! Ice would like that! Maybe Ice will like it! Is it actually a naked man in a fish tank? That's so weird!

How many?

How many days has he to stay in Thailand?

I think a week and a half.

10 days?

Yeah, for his, uh, court hearing. If he's guilty, he's got to go to jail.

No!

I think he'll be fine, but that's pretty scary. I wonder how much they're going to ask for him to pay for the fine. That building looks pretty old. What?

Sunset. Yeah. I say new, then new, then sunset. Now sunset, then new. Okay. You like this? Yeah. I get that, right?

What does it mean?

That's just like that.

Naughty. Naughty.

Naughty funny guy.

Can you plug in my charger?

Okay.

That one in here. Thank you. Just push it in.

I can't see the hole.

Oh, tiny hole. La la la la la. It's a pretty nice day, not too sunny. I think this is the best weather— cloudy, not raining. Can I walk on this road? The streets of Bangkok.

Welcome to Thailand. Have to say, สวัสดีคุณมาเท่าที่มันก็ไง What does it mean?

สวัสดีคุณมาเท่าที่มันก็ไง Bring your friend to Thailand.

Yeah.

I mean your your fan club.

Bring my fan club to Thailand.

So one like us.

Will Ice ever see Daniel again?

In white?

Hmm, I don't know.

How to say? Welcome to Thailand, your viewers, everybody.

Because I feel like Ice's Ice's only idea for content with me is introduce. introduce me to his friends and then tell his friends that I'm like a cheating scumbag and then watch me squirm. The whole time it's like, this is Daniel, he cheated on his wife. And then I'm sitting there going, uh, yeah, okay.

I know actually you love your wife.

Yeah, he sounded pretty angry on the phone. He was like, Daniel, I'm just What happened? What happened? What's happening? Am I allowed to film? Yeah, it's okay.

Film.

They've all got these red cars. Make way for the king! But he's actually here. Why is he here?

What is this place?

And the last part, why is it red? Red is good luck.

Person, someone person in the palace. It's not king.

It's not the king. You just said it's the king.

No, I mean, uh, someone person person living in the palace.

Go, go, go! That's the palace.

Yeah, living in the palace.

For the king.

King, uh, the car of king is yellow color.

Yeah, be careful what you say.

I'm not scared. You better be because I said just I'm casting.

Move on.

Next topic. Next topic. Satani topai. Topai. You want to use Lyft? My stream will disconnect. I want to go up the stairs. I need a toilet. It's just annoying if I disconnect. Elevators are the bane of every streamer. The bane. Is that the right word? B-A-N-E. Like troll. Trollsbane, Troll Slayer. I feel like if I met Sam Pepper, he would just keep going on about my accent. He'd be like, yo bro, why the fuck you talk like that?

Let's go to that building first. Maybe they have that Sony camera.

You know the Sony camera? Sony camera, little white. I want same like ice, my hero.

How much?

I don't know, $300. Wow, this place is nice, like Korea. Yeah, it looks like Korea but more scuffed. The MBK Center. MBK Center is pretty nice. Well, it's not luxury, but it's got a lot of stuff.

It's kind of like—

it looks kind of cheap inside, but they got a lot of shops.

I want to tell you about the building.

The brown building? What's in there?

Uh, don't know.

Don't know. See, I do talk, talk a lot when I'm in control of the streaming. It's just kind of awkward when you're in someone else's stream. Wow, look at this.

This time, maybe this time we walk at the MBK and streaming enough on MBK.

Okay, I think my SD card's going to get full on. Oh, how many hours have we streamed? My SD card can only save 5 hours, 5 hours 30 minutes of footage. Yeah, Thailand's nice. I don't know why people keep saying it's a third world country. Look at Thailand, it's nice. I think it's way nicer than Osaka and nicer than Tokyo. Tokyo is just a little bit too sterile.

Famous what?

He is the number one of, uh, star.

Oh, famous actor. I like this place. This place is nice. What's that? building, MBK. It's very long.

Yeah, MBK is very long.

Your phone battery doesn't get hot? Yeah, surprisingly it's not hot at all, although the GoPro is boiling hot to touch. The GoPro is really hot, like it's gonna melt, but luckily it doesn't overheat and stop the stream. It's like 150 kilograms. What's this movie? Transformers again? How many bloody Transformer movies are you gonna make? They've redesigned Optimus Prime. It looks more like the cartoon now. It's old.

How old?

Two months ago.

Two months ago.

Yeah.

Oh, what's this building? Wow.

Ah, it's Canadian.

Oh, look Tesla! Look, Tesla's everywhere here. How can people be poor here and there's so many Teslas? I've never seen so many Teslas in one place before.

This is a new beauty.

I wish I had a Tesla. Wow, in here?

Yeah, Siam Escape.

Oh, I never been here before.

It's just okay.

Oh, it's nice.

Wow, it's very, uh, very white. Very, um, like a hospital. Like an airport. Why are there barely any shops?

There's a few shops.

It's very minimalistic. That's the word I was looking for.

Hello. Hello.

Any tax update? No, they still haven't replied. It's been 3 weeks.

Tteokbokki.

I don't like tteokbokki. It's just like a stodgy, gooey, spicy lump.

What's the one there?

Yeah, what is that? It's like obsidian. Obsidian ore. How do they stick Them all up there.

Actually, I want to eat here.

You want to eat again?

No, I'm sad, you know.

Oh, next time. Let me look at the menu.

Look, cheap, very cheap.

Smells like Korea. I really feel like I'm in Korea now. The smell is bringing me back. So you got steamboat soup.

329 for one person, very cheap, including tax.

Too spicy. It looks so spicy.

No, no, have to eat.

Is Thai food more spicy than Korean food? I feel like Thai food's spicier.

I want to come here later.

Okay, next day, next week.

Okay.

Japanese.

What's its name? What does it mean, this word?

Let me see. Eva, Evaime. Me? Don't know. No such thing. Evaime. No such word. Shabu-shabu. I'm not really a fan of shabu-shabu. It's just like boiled meat. It's just boiled meat and then you dip it in a sauce. I don't like shrimp.

Three nine nine.

Ah, tỷ có cả để mình, còn để mình uống cà phê tươi nữa. Cà phê thì có cả.

Include beef, 3.99.

Very empty shopping center. What's up there? Have I ever had pho? Yeah, when I went to Vietnam, I had it. It's okay. It gives it a 6.2 out of 10. It's not amazing. I prefer pot noodle. Texas chicken.

What?

Careful they don't snipe you. Who? It's ice creaming. Deepak, Suspenders, Hugh, and Johnny. What? Oh, this is weird.

Rooftop.

You can go on the rooftop?

Rooftop.

They have so many floors where there's just nothing on the floor. Look, there's nothing on these floors. It's just an escalator.

Inside this office. Ah.

Yeah, I guess there could be offices on the other side of the wall. What's in there? Sweet sea.

Hi. Hi.

How how many floors? There's a very boring back background to take photos. It's just black, black squares. Where to? Tooth clinic. It was really cute how you didn't give in when being pressured to dox your girlfriend. Yeah, I know, it was so annoying. I said I didn't want to show my girlfriend's face because she would be unhappy about it. And then they were like, oh, you're lying about having a girlfriend, why don't you want to show her face? They should have said, okay, I respect that, that you're trying to keep things private. Oh wow, look at that!

Oh, look at the view!

Oh, nice! Is that the Bayok Tower? Yes, Bayok.

Next tower, what's it called?

What's it called? Bayok. Bayok. Bayok. Is it the tallest building in Bangkok? Rooftop dinner.

Okay.

Don't go by entry.

Why not?

They treat my friend bad.

Hello.

Empty space here. Yeah, free real estate. How much to buy this land? Oh, I want to buy it.

Really? You have to have money.

One million baht? No.

Maybe ten thousand, ten thousand million baht.

What? Ten thousand million?

Maybe.

What's ten thousand million?

Yeah.

One billion.

Oh, one billion.

One thousand million.

Ten thousand.

Ten thousand million would be a hundred million. One hundred million.

Ten thousand million.

Ten thousand. There's no such thing.

One billion.

Maybe ten billion.

Yeah. Check.

How much? Is ten billion baht in dollars. It's probably like a million dollars. That is a nice bit of land. You could put big shopping center there. What's that building? Siam Paragon. Is that Paragon?

Right.

Siam Paragon. Discovery.

Yeah, and did you see?

Oh, is that another Tesla? MacBook Air 15-inch.

Oh, we went there. Yeah, art and culture center.

I need to fart. Are they setting up a concert? Seven Eleven.

Wow!

Imagine you lived here and this whole floor was just your house. That would be so weird. Oh, oh yeah, I like that building over there. It's funny. The design of the building is really interesting. It's like. I don't know, it looks like a pixelated block twisting. It looks weird, like a Minecraft block.

What the hell?

They're screaming like goats.

What's that building?

Where? Oh. University.

University.

Number one, I think one of three number.

Can't really see it on the GoPro. It's here. My favorite building. Very interesting. Interesting design. It looks like a building that's glitching in the Matrix. What is that building? Just an office.

Where?

My favorite building. Well, look all the buildings they're building over there. So many cranes. Look at all those buildings over there. Can you see all the cranes? Can you see?

Yeah, I see.

What?

Why are they building so many buildings?

Sorry, maybe condo apartments. Condo.

I like that building too. It's like a big water a slide. Bangkok has very interesting architecture.

Did you see that top, look top that?

What?

Famous.

Oh, the yellow one?

Yeah, yeah.

What's that?

How about one movie? One movie, I, I forgot what movie.

He have a scene My plans for today, we're gonna look at some shopping centers. How's your Thai language skills? Still pretty basic. I can make like, I don't know, a 5-word sentence, maybe a 10-word sentence, but it's just like basic stuff. I can't really express deep feelings. I actually don't know how to say things like sad, happy, angry, embarrassed. I don't know how to do feelings. I'm hoping next lesson eventually will cover feelings and emotions. We've done time, weather, Places, travel, going and coming, departing, arriving.

Look, King Power Building.

King Power?

Yeah, that's King Power. And this is number 2, the highest, highest building in Thailand. Baiyoke is number 4 now.

Uh-huh. It's funny, London doesn't look like this.

Oh, State Tower, the yellow one, it's named State Tower.

State Tower?

Yeah, State Tower.

Let's go to the top. Does your girlfriend help you study? Uh, yeah, sometimes she practices with me. Robot lab. What are they doing?

Finish.

Finish. Ah, was there music? Robot.

Oh, robot. Robots. Robots.

What's that tube? Like a space tube. Robot, robot lab.

Space ship for living.

Space ship for living.

Yes, and then having only.

Ah.

Seven eleven on the top.

On the rooftop.

So when—

Thailand's pretty good with the robots. You go to a restaurant, they actually have the robot waitress, waiter things that serve your table. It's like a little robot comes to your table automatically.

Food in Thailand is very common.

Don't like this stuff. The pork burger is okay. The burgers are good. They're not—they're not squished and weird. I don't like that.

Oh yeah, and Vietnamese sausage.

Yes, spicy. No, I don't like these weird sausages. What's that? Yeah, why are you streaming on Twitch? You could be getting CX viewers because they would find this boring and then they'll keep going on about bloody D-Pac. I'll do a Kick stream when I got some drama.

Wow, I'm so scared. Scared?

When we walk here in the night, it's really beautiful because every building open the light. Beautiful light.

Dynamic view. Oh wow, thanks Duke for subbing.

That thing there comes from Thailand.

I got a sub. Huh? Give me money. Who? The Duke 11C sub to me. Say thank you.

The Duke. ขอบคุณนะคะเดュ๊ดู.

डूबี डूबี डू. คุณน่าหลักมากเลย. I just asked if I wanted to meet still, but it's kind of awkward now. I already felt like I was being pressed enough with the. Cheating stuff. Now they're all going to press me about Deepak, and then Kimberly was like, "Oh, do you think you're a narcissist? Are you selfish? Do you like cheating?" Oh my God! It's like being interrogated. They were all pressing me. saying stuff like, don't you want to be— would you like to not be a narcissist? Uh, yeah, I guess. Why are people so confused about why people cheat? It's pretty obvious. I don't know, it's hard.

Me too.

It's really frustrating being questioned about why you've done bad stuff. Like, it made— I felt like a kid, like I was being told off by teachers. I really felt like I was a school kid. Daniel, why did you do that? Don't you think that hurts so-and-so's feelings? Yes, I'm sorry, I won't do it again. Now that's not really what I had in mind for what I wanted to talk about if I met Ice. I thought I'd talk about, I don't know, but it happened 4 bloody years ago. I just can't— don't care anymore about stupid cheating and ex-wife stuff. Oh, toilet. bits here. I might go toilet too. Uh, yeah, I might go toilet too, actually. They keep pressing— I mean, people keep going on about stuff that happened 4 or 5 years ago. The whole ex-wife and cheating stuff was my content for, for that time, but it's been ages now. I don't really care anymore. I'd like to talk about something else. Okay, I'm gonna put you guys in the bag because I need to pee. Signal's pretty good up here. Newton's 6th form. Strategy matters. Which one would you choose in your life decisions, your life path? Character matters or strategy matters? Your life is in your hands. Is it streaming? It's not about cheating but your bizarre behavior. Well, obviously when you cheat it's because you don't really care about the consequences and you don't really care that much about the other person. And you found a girl who's down to fuck and you want to fuck her. I mean, it's not rocket It's not rocket science, is it? I don't really see the point of questioning why someone cheats, because it's pretty obvious. Well, I guess that's the only interesting thing about me is I got married and cheated and divorced because— so that's like the only thing people ask me about.

Finish?

No, go up. How do we go up? No, there's no— yeah, here. How many viewers should I have on Kick yesterday. I think I had like 400 after I left Isis Hotel. Don't you want to be in the sex crew? I think it It'd be very stressful. I can imagine the kind of content they would come up with for me. Like if they brought me on an RV trip, because I'm pretty boring and I don't talk a lot, they would want to mess with me. Like, let's see what we can do to make Daniel crack or cry. Let's tie him up and then shine a light on him and interrogate. Let's try and fix him. It would be like school bullies when the teacher's out of the class, like school bullies messing with the nerdy kid because it's funny. I don't know. This is floor 10. Not 10. Yeah, it says 10 there. Yeah, but we're on floor 10. You want what? You want to die? I want to die. No, don't die.

Bye-bye.

We're not even walking, we're just standing on this. You'll get paid 10K a month. Well, if they said Daniel will get you a Kick deal, we'll give you 10K a month, then I'd probably seriously think about it. I said, would you leave your girlfriend I gave you 5K to gamble? No, maybe like 500K.

Are you still sad about it?

Because they talked, they asked me. There's not much else to talk about. As if I'd leave my girlfriend for only 5K. But if I have it to gamble and I won like a million because I got lucky, but then I might lose it all. I think most people would leave their partners with 500K. That's the fire escape. I don't think you can go. No. What is that saying? No entering. Ham. Good. What does good mean?

Piss.

Don't piss. Pampis. What does pit pit mean? Huh? Pampit. Pit. What does it mean? Don't drop. Don't what? Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't— what do you mean don't open? Oh, how do we go down there? We came up too high. All I can think of is it means don't enter or don't open. Yeah. What's this? At home. What is it?

Builder. Builder. Dildo.

Dildo. What?

Like a school?

Oh, teacher. Tutor. T-U-T-O-R.

Yeah, tutor.

Tutor. Not doodle. Not dildo. Thai is called dildo?

Dildo.

Able Academy.

Yeah, this is academy.

A-level. It's like a British thing.

This building is called academy.

Are you meeting Sas? Uh, no. Maybe I snipe Sas. No. I don't know. Sus would. I think sus would just be nice to be like, oh hey man, what's up? Ice is kind of weird because he he like really gets in your face and starts questioning you like a Gestapo officer.

I'm really sure maybe you will. Do you dream about ice tonight?

Tonight? No.

Do you dream about ice?

I think I dreamed about it yesterday. I think I dreamed about Deepak last night. I had a dream about Indians or something, and I was being questioned by Deepak and A bunch of Indian people.

Name Deepak gift for you now. He not angry you anymore because Deepak he nice and me.

The problem is the viewers are telling Deepak a twisted version of what I said. Apparently from his side. Yeah, but Deepak doesn't speak good English and he doesn't understand the true meaning of what I said. And the viewers are Warping. I don't think she understands what I'm saying. I mean, I just said it's lame. It's not a very— it's not a very harsh insult or anything.

11 number special for us.

Why? 111?

Hmm. What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's nice. Whoa, okay, that's pretty. Oh. Oh, I'm lagging. 2,000. Come on, bitrate. Oh, fuck, 900. Oh, 2,400. I'm lagging.

Hello.

It's not good up here. If I walk slowly, it should be better. Oh nice, look at the city night. Okay, we're getting a good bit right now. I think it's going up. Is she doing a video over there? She's doing a video. I think it's a TikTok. When they're doing a video with the phone vertical, Wow, this is a nice rooftop area. It's a really good idea to have these rooftop areas because the street level is so noisy and congested. The rooftop area traffic stays down at ground level. Surprised how quiet it is up here. Did you use Wi-Fi from the building? No, I'm using my 2 SIM cards, DTAC and AIS. I think you know what would be good for a kick stream. I do a desktop stream with text-to-speech enabled, and I just bait the viewers and be like, "It's not my fault." Do pack so sensitive because if I do IRL, I won't have. My overlays and stuff like that. I think I could do stream with a with a title like hmm what would the title be? Maybe like I try and act all scared like oh I'm so scared the CX viewers sending me death threats. Ah but today because today is like me and my girlfriend's day together. Why is she up there? I'll do it tomorrow when I get back from school. Why are you up here? Get up. Nice, nice view. It's like a jungle in the sky. You know what would be cool? If they had walkways from rooftop to rooftop. Imagine if they had a bridge to the rooftops, you know. Roof top, but roof top again. It would be nice if they had a bridge connecting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you could walk like up there, then up there. No, and Japan doesn't have that. It would be like a, like a giant Jungle canopy.

Chat room.

What building is that? Hotel. Yeah, nice rooftop. Uh oh, not a good connection. Uh oh, come on, boat die. Stream help. If I hold it up higher.

No. Oh.

Finished?

Yeah.

She's so sleepy. Yeah, a bit sleepy.

You sleepy?

To see out what it means.

Why are you scared? They want me to meet Ai. I'm tired. Me ice. Cold ice juice here. Come on, stream health, recover. Yes, 3,000. Nearly lost you guys.

Just 21 people looking.

I don't know, it's frozen at 21. How many are actually watching? No, 39! Oh my God, 39! Oh wow, that's quite nice for Twitch. That's how much I have on Kick pre-CX drama.

Who's donate us? Three people. Who?

Who name? The Duke 11C, Vlogfield, and hold on, I forgot.

Where you come from?

Forty-two.

Where you come from, Duke? He might not.

be here anymore.

Oh, and what else? 2 people?

No, 3 people, but I forgot the third person.

What? Won't you appreciate? Thank you then.

I hope there's not mosquitoes here.

Too high, too high. Mosquito lazy to spy here, flying here. Too high, oh, I can't find you. I think it can. No, mosquito boring.

Yeah, mosquitoes are very boring and annoying.

Them suck you in the morning. Suck me. Suck your blood. Yeah, suck you like a mate.

Oh, it's good now. 4,000 bitrate. You look love stream.

You look love your viewer more than me. No, what?

We're on a date with 40 people. You don't didn't use Google Translate. Yeah, I don't know why I said to Ice my girlfriend doesn't speak English and we use Google Translate. That was a lie.

Yeah, sometimes.

You know what I said that— I said that because, because he was, he was trying to get me to phone you. He wanted to talk to you on stream, so I said, oh, my girlfriend doesn't speak English, because if I said she speaks English, he would be like, oh well, Get on the phone then.

Oh, I, I understand. I can't read everything.

And I know what would happen if I got her on the phone. He'd be like, why do you look dirty?

I can't speak. I can't speak.

I think Ice would have trouble understanding you.

What problem?

Ice will have trouble. Ice will find it hard to understand you.

Oh, today I counting, uh, the word you said about ice.

How many times?

Uh, just 2 words. It's near— it's almost 1,000 words about ice. If if you talk to Ice, just two words is almost one thousand.

Do let Daniel fuck Kimberly if I fuck you. He would say stuff like that.

I don't like this question.

He will say like if I give you fifty thousand dollars, would you let Daniel fuck Kimberly? He will say that. He would definitely say that. Oh my God, I don't know.

He will test you.

He will say— he will try and see how much he, he can— he will try and see how much you would sell out for. Let me do something you don't do.

Same him.

You don't do like him. No, I don't, I don't ask those questions because it's just silly.

No, no, no.

It's like, if I give you a million dollars, would you push me off the edge of this building.

He, he said like that because you want to make money for this question. That's the point of him.

I'll tell you, I, I know exactly why he asked those questions, because it causes drama. Why you not ask him back?

Because he would just say something.

You have to ask him back. Kind of predictable.

He wants to at him.

He like— he likes to—

He is a human, you are a human too. Don't look at him.

Yeah, I know how his mind works. He asks those questions to, to provoke drama.

Provoke drama, yes.

And put people on the spot and see how they react.

Maybe he's still a young boy, he don't think He didn't think before talk, before ask, right?

It's just his sense of humor. We order. It is kind of funny sometimes seeing people squirm trying to answer the question. Yeah, because people want to answer the question honestly, but they know that honestly—

that's why people like a double story and like a funny story. Them don't care who will feeling what feeling.

Yeah.

Talk about ice too much. Yeah, enough.

Enough about ice.

Our life have don't talk about ice too much. Look around. Yeah, nice. Relax your life. Ah, like it.

Meditation.

Inhale deep and exhale deep. Like it? Make you lay like this.

Yeah.

Don't say too much about, uh, don't say too much about sorry, Deepak.

Enough. I already said sorry.

Yeah, yeah, enough.

Just said I don't want to talk to him.

Yeah, the word is not I think action important more than said. I think today nice, nice weather. Yeah, not hot, not hot today.

It's funny we can enjoy all this and it's free. Yeah, we didn't free. We didn't help build it or pay for it.

Remember when we when we went to the Japan, we have to pay go up. We where did we go up? For watch uh high level view. Oh, we went to Sky Building.

Yeah, yeah, Sky Building. No, we didn't pay.

We didn't pay. No, it's free. So expensive. But you had to pay to go on the roof for 600. 600, but for one person, right? Maybe. It's so expensive, but this free.

Yeah, it's funny, all this stuff is just built and develops, and we as an Individual have basically no input or contribution.

If you have one choice for your life, what's the place you want to stay at?

I like Bangkok. It's nice.

Sometimes I want to stay at the jungle.

In the jungle? Yeah, sometimes. Jim Thompson went to jungle.

No, I want to.

He never came back.

I want to fight with tiger and tag.

Jim Thompson got turned into tiger poo and eat. Should have stayed in his house. Such a waste. Imagine you have much success in life, built a nice house, rich, and then you just get eaten by a tiger.

You know, in my life, monkey. But me, but you remember I tell you? I think so, yeah.

You got SIV? No. You know what SIV is? Simi, you know, like HIV. No. You know HIV? HIV came— listen, HIV came from SIV, you know? SIV? You know what SIV is? SIV? Like HIV for monkeys.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know the history.

But the virus is originally monkeys.

Like human have a sex cross. What? Human had sex with a monkey? Monkey like that.

I heard they were eating monkeys. But some monkeys evolved to have SIV, and they just live with it, and the immune system doesn't get messed up by the disease. What mosquito?

I don't feel it. Really? A bit. Monkey were the ones who start.

AIDS.

What's AIDS? AIDS is same as HIV.

HIV is a, like, a study when you got positive. We, we— I don't know how to say. I don't know how to say.

啊，我会解释你。SIV is a pretty, uh, HIV test.

What? SIV and AIDS not same, you know? It's not the same. Yeah. AIDS, we will call AIDS when you have a disease and you have a, like, have a skin, skin problem like that, so it shows, show you outside.

Yeah.

But HIV just test from butt, but you know.

HIV is the disease, AIDS is the final outcome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that.

Oh, I thought they were the same. What does AIDS stand for? He's a doctor, right? Autoimmune deficiency syndrome.

Ask him. I want to explain you, but I don't know how to say in English. So, um, fuck it.

It's okay.

I have to practice English. Small and I had to read dictionary. What? Think when you met me in the first time, I can't speak with you. You live in when we met in the first time, I can't, I can't talk anything with you because I don't understand when you talk in. English.

I'm just smiling at it. We didn't talk much.

Yeah, God, I can't go back.

We just said basic things like, oh, it's raining, lots of water, and Lots of traffic.

And the first time, oh my God, I can't help you. It's really expensive.

I didn't know. I thought 1,000 baht is normal for a meal because in England 1,000 baht's like £25, £20. Go to a restaurant in In the UK, £20 is pretty normal for a restaurant, but in Thailand it's insanely expensive to spend over 1,000 baht for a meal. It's like luxury kind of cuisine. It's like Kobe beef and wagyu would be not something you eat a lot. Once a year maybe.

Hello.

I want to see the view a bit more. Come back, we didn't see over here.

Yeah, yeah, I want to look closer.

Uh-oh, it's raining. Whoa, nice, nice view. They should make all the buildings colorful, like pink and purple, green. More color. It's pretty cyberpunk looking, like a video game. How do you connect if you don't have deep conversations? I don't really think you need deep conversations. Do you think you need deep conversation to connect?

Connect?

I think humans connect by sharing experiences together, and then it builds like a connection because you just experienced something together. I don't know, Americans are like, oh, we gotta connect with words. It's like you have a strong connection with your parents and your family, not because you connect deeply with words. It's because you, you spend spent your lives together and you shared a lot of experiences together, so they are close to you. What, what are even deep conversations? Like, oh, do you believe in God? Do you believe in the afterlife? It's like someone can say, tell me, oh yeah, I believe believe in God and heaven. And I'd be like, okay, that's nice. How do we go down?

Left.

Deep conversation. I guess like talking about emotions, what you feel strongly about. I feel strongly about I don't know. I feel strongly about farming views on YouTube. Uh, the connection's much better in here, but people just say very generic stuff like, oh, I believe in helping people and making the world a better place and helping my friends and family. Well, how magnanimous of you. Going home now? No, not yet. Not yet? Where do you want to go now?

Where?

Siam Square.

Oh, and me? Maybe because you like to use this word a lot with me.

Maybe I like maybe because yes and no are too— I don't like this word. I don't like yes and no. I don't know yet.

It's like I'm so telling.

It's What uncertain? Yeah, uncertain.

I don't like this word. Just yes, yes or no.

But I'm not sure yet. Yeah, you have to. So I'm just say maybe.

I don't know.

I don't want to have to decide right now whether it's yes or no. Just decision. Like see how it goes. Wow, there's only restaurants here, no electronics.

Oh, there's a spa and many clinics, clinics and dentists.

Yeah, because Thailand likes I need that whiten teeth whitening. Oh yeah, my teeth are yellow. Too much coffee. Oh my God, how much?

What?

Yeah, 1,000 baht. I don't like. I don't know. I don't like going to the dentist.

Many people have nice teeth.

British people like to drink a lot of tea and coffee, and makes their teeth go brown.

Yeah. But still have nice and white teeth because we we like to go to meet a dentist.

I need to go to the dentist actually. I've got a lot of plaque building up.

I meet a doctor. I meet a dentist every year.

Can foreigners go to the dentist? Do I need like insurance? I just go and pay.

I need to use a dental Thailand. Some, some people go to, uh, free. Free?

Yeah, dentist too.

Be the doctor free.

Yeah, I need— so I don't know the plaque up the back teeth.

Yeah, I will tell you need a dentist next time.

Okay.

Livestream?

Yeah, livestream the dentist.

Yeah, you can. I have a close friend, she is a doctor.

Really?

I have more, I have more friends, them is a doctor, them is a dentist, like that.

Wow, looks nice over there. Oh, that smells like sewage. What?

It says I want to see you streaming at the Mermaid House.

Mermaid House?

Yeah, Mermaid House Cafe. Next time.

Oh, this place is nice. It's like Korea, South Korea vibes. This area is really nice.

Wait, lagging. It's coming back.

I thought the internet would be good here. Oh, I think it's okay now.

Okay.