[2025-02-21] yesterday was a terrible day [5PfY10q9jR0]

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Um, wait, I've got to put this in the bin.

I just had a pot noodle

for some energy.

Oh.

Okay, so why did I skip a few days of

streaming?

Um, I don't know if I talked about this.

Did I talk about it?

I think I talked about it on Discord, but

I didn't do a stream about it.

I forgot what I talked about in my last

stream now.

No, I don't think I talked about it.

I think last time I streamed, it was after

I did my second shift, and I was bragging

about how easy it was.

Things have changed.

God, yesterday was so rough.

It was like everything that could go wrong

went wrong.

It was so bad because usually I feel like

my preparation and planning skills and

organizational skills are pretty good.

But yesterday, I have to admit, I felt

very unprepared.

I felt like, how is this going so wrong?

I just felt like everything was going

wrong.

It was a nightmare.

Just give it a few minutes, see if more

people join.

God, I feel so tired.

I didn't go to work today because Sunny

was here, so I slept in,

but I think I needed it.

Yesterday was so physically exhausting and

I did so much driving.

Move to Japan, ditch the car and the debt.

I need the car to get out of debt.

Without the car, how am I going to make

money?

Well, just making

$1,000 a month on YouTube.

It's not really enough.

If I can make enough money on YouTube,

yeah, I would.

Have ditched the car,

um, but I can't— just can't make enough

money on YouTube, so I need to drive

to get work.

Unfortunately, that's how things have

changed.

Buy a £2,000 car?

What, like my brother-in-law?

Like his car that breaks down all the time

and doesn't have— doesn't have sat-nav,

doesn't have parking camera, doesn't have

this, doesn't have that, stalls all the

time, lights don't turn on.

Man, no thanks.

I think I'll stick with my car.

Kind of miss the drama and you in Japan.

Well, maybe one day we'll get back to

Japan once I get the money.

I'm just too broke at the moment.

Maybe produce some entertaining content.

Doing what though?

Well, the only entertaining content I have

is when I have a fight with whatever girl

I'm with and then we break up or Break up

and get back together.

That's like the only content I have.

And then when that doesn't happen, it's

just basically me talking about how I'm

bored or broke.

What other content do I have?

Hating on living in countries.

That used to be part of it.

It seems like my, my content is just

relationship-based.

And then when the relationship's going

fine, then it's, you know, there's no

content.

Okay, so where do we start?

So I was getting ready and excited to go

to work on Wednesday.

And then I get a text message from my

boss.

Oh wow, thanks David.

There is always demand for financial

analysis content.

Yeah, but not from me, I guess.

Um, so yeah, I was looking forward to

going to work on Wednesday and then I get

a text message saying, he said to me,

don't come in.

Until next Monday because there's like

some kind of problem sorting out who's

doing what.

So I was a bit bummed out.

I was thinking, oh my God, this new job's

great, so easy, I love it.

And then I get a message and then he says

don't come in until next week because he

needs to talk to his boss.

And I felt a bit, you know, down about it.

I went and did some Uber Eats and I did

about 3 hours— not work, not 3 hours of

solid work.

Basically 3 hours of sitting in the

McDonald's car park and doing— I did a

maximum, a total of 4 deliveries.

I made £15.

I delivered 4 McDonald's and I made £15,

and then I accidentally went over the

bridge again and had to pay the toll of

£2.60.

So really I made like £13, and then minus

insurance, I only made like £10.

So I made £10 for sitting outside

McDonald's for nearly 3 hours.

And then I get a text message from Sunny.

She says she's gonna get a kitten, do I

want to come?

So I say okay, and then I drive all the

way from the McDonald's to Sunny's house

to pick her up.

It feels like it was such a long time ago

now, it was just 2 days ago.

Yeah, so I drive all From the McDonald's

to Sunny's place, accidentally the stupid

Google Maps took me to the toll bridge.

I need to check that option, avoid tolls.

And then we go— I go pick up Sunny and

then pick her up, and we— I go back to

Plymouth to where the kitten house is,

where the woman selling the kitten is.

And before that, we go to the pet shop

and look around pet shop.

They got some fish tanks, it was nice.

We got cat supplies.

And then we got kebab.

It's quite nice.

Had the kebab in the car.

Had a sausage, chips, and then went to

pick up the cat.

And we went into this little house with

this woman who was selling cats.

It smelled so bad.

It was like, oh, you walk in, your face

gets hit in the face with the smell of

cat.

I don't know if it's like cat wee or cat

litter.

I don't know.

It's just like the smell of cats.

A lot of cats.

And then she's just like crying as she's

given us the cat.

And then yeah, we go down this little lane

because the house is like one of those

terrace houses with a tiny road, and then

you go down to the end of it and there's

barely any room to turn the car around.

So Sunny just said, do I want her to do

it?

So I said okay.

So Sunny managed to turn the car around

pretty quickly, probably faster than I

could have done it.

And then we head back with the kitten in

the little basket.

What else happened?

Yeah, as I was driving to pick her up, I

get another message from the boss saying,

actually, even though I said don't come in

till next week, how would you feel about

doing this other route?

So I was supposed to be allocated a route

that I did Monday, Tuesday, which is

really easy.

And for some reason he said he cannot give

me that route.

Anymore until he gets it sorted out next

Monday.

I don't know what is going on.

Like, why can't he give me the route?

He said it was going to be my route and

now he can't give me the route.

So he said, I can't give you that route,

but I can give you this other route, which

is in another little village area.

So I said, okay, give me whatever you got.

So he said he'll give me the full route,

like a full day shift, not a part-time

shift.

So I did that the next day.

So we bring the cat home and—

did we have dinner?

No, we had the kebab for dinner.

Yeah, we brought the cat home, we were

just playing with the cat and the cat was

like very nervous and anxious, but it's

quite cute.

Got a ginger cat, bit skinny.

It's not a fluffy cat like Pushkin.

I don't think there's such a thing as a

fluffy ginger cat.

Have you ever seen a fluffy ginger cat?

I haven't.

It was quite cute though.

We don't know what to call it.

She thought maybe Pumpkin sounds like

Pushkin.

I don't know.

I'm not very good at naming animals.

The kitten cost £100.

Yeah, it was really cute.

We let it into the bedroom at night and it

slept on my chest.

It was like snuggling up on my chest and I

woke up in the morning and it was like it

snuggled itself under my chin.

It was like sleeping on my neck.

It was really funny.

So yeah, he's really cuddly and he rolls

around on his back like Pushkin does and

stretches out and you can like cradle him

and he really likes it.

Yeah, it's a cute cat.

It's not annoying like Mila's kitten was

so annoying.

Mila's kitten was a nightmare.

It would constantly bite us and attack us

and it would just, it would just run

around like a crazy little thing during

the night.

And then if it sees your foot move under

the blanket, it'll just attack your foot.

Mila's kitten was not cute at all, but

this one's really loving and nice.

Check your lease agreement if animals are

allowed.

Well, I'm not— it's not my cat.

The cat's not living here.

It's Sunny's cat.

I'm not having the cat.

Yeah, it's really cute.

And then, um,

what else?

Yeah, I was basically playing with the cat

all evening.

Well, I'm pretty sure people rent places

and then they have relatives come over who

maybe own a dog, and then they bring the

dog with them.

The contract says that I'm not allowed to

live with a pet.

It didn't say I can't have my girlfriend

come over with her pet.

Like, the thing also says only for single

occupancy, but doesn't mean I can't have

my mum come over and stay a few nights,

does it?

Yeah.

So next day,

Sunny has work And I have my full shift

that I've got to do.

So, so it was such a long day.

It was so stressful.

So it began very early in the morning, 8

AM in the morning.

We had to leave and it took about 45

minutes to drive Sunny to where she works.

So we drive all the way there, drop her

off, and now I've got to drive all the way

back to the pickup spot.

Where I pick up my parcels.

I drive all the way back and it's now

pouring down with rain, like a torrential

rainstorm.

And I go to the pickup delivery spot and

it's not like Amazon where they've got

this big warehouse and the roof and

everything.

It's like very scuffed.

All the parcels are basically

in like a big shed and there's not really

enough room to go into the shed if there's

several people in there already.

So I arrive at the pickup spot and I've

got to do a full route, a full route.

And basically I

had to deliver about 80 parcels, but I

couldn't fit everything in the car.

So I only scanned in about 70.

And it was just horrible because usually

what you do is you scan them all and then

you, you lay them out around the car so

you can organize it and put it into the

car.

In the order that you need to deliver

them.

But because it was pouring down with rain,

I couldn't really do that.

I had to like scan it, shove it all in the

car first to make sure it will fit in the

car.

And then once I couldn't fit anything

else, I ended it.

And then you press the button finished,

and then you've got to basically deliver

it.

But you don't know where the parcels are

because you just chucked it all in the

car.

So I was trying to find the first 10

parcels.

So I was just like rummaging through the

the 70 parcels in my car to look for the

first 10, and it started pouring down with

rain.

I got soaked, and because the car doors

were open and the rain was coming in

sideways, it was soaking everything inside

of the car.

And luckily, most of the parcels were in

these plastic packages, but some of them

were cardboard.

And even though I left the cardboard boxes

inside of the car, because the plastic

ones were getting wet, 'Cause I took some

of it out 'cause I couldn't find the

parcels 'cause there was just so much in

the car.

I couldn't like make space to look for it.

So I had to take a lot of it out and then

the plastic ones were just getting soaked

in the rain.

And then when I put them back in the car,

all the rainwater dripped onto the

cardboard boxes and made them all soggy.

And some of them were falling apart.

It was just chaos.

And then the worst thing ever, my phone

got wet.

So even if your phone is waterproof, which

mine is,

if you get any liquid into the charging

port and you try and plug in your charger,

it won't charge.

You'll get a warning message saying liquid

detected in the charging port.

So I couldn't charge my phone.

I was freaking out, and I've got this

wireless charger in my car, but even that

wasn't working.

I've got this magnet, MagSafe magnetic

wireless charger.

Even that wasn't working for some reason.

It was like nothing was working.

So also on top of that, I was bursting for

the toilet.

I already went to the toilet

before leaving the house and I pissed a

lot.

I only had one cup of coffee.

I just don't get it.

I had one cup of coffee and I had to pee

in the toilet upstairs before leaving.

And I get back to the delivery place and I

need to pee again.

So I can't pee.

So I'm just holding it in for the whole

day.

And then,

yeah, I'm just— I gave myself about an

hour to sort out the parcels, so I managed

to find the first 10 and organize it a

little bit.

But everything was getting soaked.

I was soaked.

The inside of the car was getting soaked.

I had to just give up and sit in the car

for a bit to let the rain get a bit

lighter.

But my phone would not charge.

I didn't fully charge my phone because I

never have a problem with charging my

phone.

In the car, so I just left the house with

it at like 60 or 70%.

So by the time I started my first

delivery, it was down to like 40%, and I

just could not get— I blew in the hole, I

wiped the cable.

Oh my god, I didn't know what to do.

Thank god I got this Samsung.

This secondary Samsung phone has saved me

so many times.

So because the Samsung phone was inside of

the car during the whole time, it was

perfectly dry, but I had to download the

driving app And I had to like download all

the data and the packages, you know, like

the updates had to be updated, and then I

had to log in, had to like redo all that

to get the app on the phone.

Oh my God, I finally got it to work.

And this phone wasn't fully charged, by

the way, it was at 50%.

And then for some reason this phone also

got wet in the hole and wouldn't charge

for a bit.

So I had 2 phones at below 50%.

I got 70 parcels to deliver.

Yeah, I've got an external battery.

It wouldn't charge.

It— like, stupid hole was wet, and then it

said alien object discovered or detected

in the hole.

God, I was freaking out.

Luckily, I blew in the hole and I got the

Samsung to start charging, but the problem

is I don't have a phone holder for the

Samsung.

So I had to like balance it in the little

tray thing and it kept falling over

because my MagSafe iPhone holder doesn't

have the clamps, it uses magnets.

But obviously the Samsung doesn't have

magnets on it, so I

had to like prop it up on the dashboard.

No, the external battery is not magnetic,

it's like a power brick.

So really, I need— I don't even know.

I thought about getting a waterproof case,

but I don't think that really solved the

problem because the phone's already

waterproof.

The problem was that the water was

dripping and getting into the hole.

So, so really I just need to plug up the

hole, like get a plug or put some tape

over it if I'm outside in the rain.

And then use the wireless charging.

So then somehow, yeah, also I had to go

back and pick Sunny up from work at 5 PM

and it was, I would have to leave at 4:20

to get there on time at 5 PM.

So I was already pretty stressed out about

being soaked in rain.

My phone's not charging

and my iPhone died.

It just completely died.

It wouldn't, it wouldn't charge anymore.

So I couldn't contact Sunny to tell her

going to be late.

So I had to tell my mum on my Samsung

through Facebook, can you tell Sunny I'm

going to be like over an hour late to pick

her up?

Because I still had about 7 or 8 parcels

left to deliver and it was already 5 PM.

So it

was just an utter nightmare.

And there were so many parcels where it

said on the list I had to deliver them.

I could not find them in the car.

I had to just mark at least 2 of them as

could not deliver because I just couldn't

find it in the car.

So I don't understand, if it's not in the

car, that means I didn't scan it.

If I didn't scan it, why is it on the

list?

So the app was being weird.

And then there were 2 parcels where I

pressed navigate to address and then it

just said address not found.

So I couldn't even deliver it because the

app wouldn't tell me where the address is.

And yeah, the package has an address on it

and I entered the address manually into

Google Maps and And it just came up with

nothing.

So I don't know if the customer didn't

write their address properly, but I had to

bring back a ton of parcels with me

because I just couldn't deliver it.

There's one like little envelope thing and

it was to be delivered to some house on a

high street, but the high street just had

shops, so I didn't even know where to

deliver it.

All the shops— I mean, there weren't even

shops, they just looked like closed-down

abandoned houses.

So I just marked cannot deliver.

So hopefully I'm not going to get in

trouble.

And I had to take one to the post office

and the post office woman looked really

confused.

She was like, so are

you dropping off a parcel?

Are you a courier?

I said, yeah, because I kind of just

expected her to know what to do.

So I bring the parcel in and I'm like, I

need your name, signature, please.

And then she was like, what?

I don't understand.

So I had to explain to her, I've got this

parcel

to be dropped off here.

So it was such a weird thing.

So I had to take the parcel to the post

office

and then she, she was like, okay, leave it

here, I guess.

I don't know if the customer comes and

picks it up or she's supposed to post it

to them, which is really weird.

So yeah, I finally finished all my

deliveries.

Thank God.

My last delivery is quite funny because I

went to this house, old man answered.

I said, here's your delivery, thanks.

And then he sees my car and he's like, oh,

in an electric car.

It was nice, like friendly elderly man.

It was nice because no one ever comments

on my car.

It's kind of unusual.

To use an electric car for delivery work.

Usually it's a van or some banger.

I said, yeah, it's very good for fuel

efficiency.

I don't know what that even means.

I just wanted to say something, I guess.

Apart from when the stupid battery keeps

needing to be charged up.

So I dropped— so in the morning I dropped

Sunny off and had to come back all the way

here, and I had to go to a Tesla

Supercharger to top up my battery because

I wouldn't have enough to do the

deliveries and then go pick her up again.

So I went— so I finished my deliveries at

about 5 p.m.

and then I started heading my way to her

workplace.

And then I get stuck somewhere because the

road's all closed down.

Like a big truck is collecting

gravel off the side of the road.

So they put up these red lights and I had

to sit in a jam for like 10 minutes, 15

minutes.

And Sunny's like standing outside on the

street in the dark waiting for me.

So I was really panicking.

And then I just after that finally got

going, went down the big road.

It's not a motorway, it's like an A-road.

But I was just flying down the A-road.

I was in the fast lane the whole time,

just flying past everything.

And then I finally get to her about 45

minutes later.

I arrive at quarter past 6 and she

finished work at 5.

So I hope she wasn't too upset.

I said I was sorry.

She said she was standing on the street,

not allowed to wait in the office

apparently.

God, it was just utter chaos.

It's like everything went wrong.

And then we had to go to the Tesla

Supercharger because my battery was like

only 10% left.

So I had to go to the Supercharger again

for the second time of the day.

So I probably spent like £15 charging at

Superchargers and then drive all the way

home again.

I don't think it's a very good idea for me

to have to pick her up if I'm doing work

on the same day because I felt so stressed

out feeling like I got to rush, I got to

get all these done before 4 p.m.

and I was going as fast as I could.

It's just all these things kept going.

Also, For some reason it was really warm,

like 10 degrees, but it was raining and it

made the inside of my car keep fogging up.

So every time I turned the car off and

shut the door and locked it to go deliver

the parcel and then get back in the car,

the whole thing was fogged up and I had to

sit there for like 30 seconds blasting the

air conditioner to defog the windows and

then try and figure out where to go next

and then find the next package and

everything soaked.

Everything's wet in the car.

The whole fucking car is wet and my seat's

wet.

My bum's wet.

I sit down in the car and it's all wet.

It was horrid.

And then my glasses would all go wet.

I have to go unlock car, get in, sit down,

turn on engine, put on seatbelt, blast the

heater on to defog the windows, wipe my

glasses, put my glasses back on, get my

hair out my face.

Navigate, try and prop my phone up on the

thing so it doesn't fall over, keep

topping up my Samsung because it was like

50% and it dropped down to 30%.

I'd let it drop down to 20% before

plugging it in again.

But when it's plugged in, because the

cable is at the bottom, it won't rest

balanced.

It would keep falling over.

So I had to keep like quickly topping it

up to 35-40% and then unplugging it.

And then I had to like navigate, now I've

got to find the parcel, and then

everything's soaked and I didn't bring my

little towel thing, so I was wiping all

the water with my gloves.

Oh my God, it was so stressful.

And now I've got to do it all over again

tomorrow, but this time I'm prepared.

I've got to come up with a solution to

this.

It cannot go the same as it went

yesterday, otherwise I don't know how I'm

going to do this.

And according to the weather, it's going

to rain every

single day

apart from tomorrow.

Saturday says cloudy.

Sunday, Monday rain.

Tuesday cloudy.

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday

rain.

So raining every day.

Waterproof jacket?

My jacket is waterproof, that's not the

problem.

The problem is anything that's waterproof,

the water will roll down it.

So the water rolls down my waterproof

jacket onto my non-waterproof trousers and

shoes, and the water drips off my jacket

and onto my car seat, making the whole car

seat wet.

And then the waterproof phone, the water

drips down the screen and gets in the

stupid charging socket, and then you can't

charge your phone.

What's the point of having a waterproof

phone when it's got a hole in it that is

not waterproof?

And I broke my charging cable.

I don't know, it doesn't work anymore, but

I've got a new one.

Well, it's an old one, but I haven't used

it before, but it's new.

So I plugged that one in, that one works.

So annoying.

Oh God, the other guy there, he was—

he kept talking to me, like he was very

chatty, and he was organizing his parcels

inside of the shed thing where they dump

all the parcels.

So I think I should probably do that next

time.

I probably should stay inside of the shed

thing, but it's just kind of cramped in

there and there's not much room.

So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I think

because they come in bags, like big, big

sacks, I think I'm gonna take the parcels

out, scan them until I've got a pile of

parcels.

And then what?

It's just the system is really annoying

because you scan all the parcels and then

you press finish, and then it will order

the parcels in like a list depending on— I

mean, optimized for the postcodes.

So it would send you along a route from

the start point to the finish point.

According to the postcodes of the

packages, but it doesn't know how to order

them into an ordered list until you've

finished and you press finish.

So you press finish and now you've got a

list of delivery numbers ordered in

numbers.

So you've got to do that and then you've

got to find out which parcel is which

number in the list, but you can only do

that if you then scan the parcel again and

to bring up its info.

And then this is what the, um, the other

person taught me.

You got, you gotta write a number on it.

But if I wrote a number and it all got

wet, wouldn't the— oh yeah.

The other thing is, oh, the parcels all

got wet and the labels got wet.

So it meant the barcode on the thing

wasn't scanning because it was all soaked.

Loads of the parcels, I couldn't scan the

barcode.

Because it was all wet and the ink was

like melting off.

So I had to enter manually in the code

number and the code number is like 20

digits.

I was like, X, Y, 0012, and I had to enter

this stupid code manually.

Oh my God, it was horrible.

So next time I really got to come up with

a better way to do it and organize my

parcels because I think I wasted so much

time looking for parcels.

I hate receiving a wet parcel.

Yeah, I'm probably gonna get like bad

reviews, bad ratings, because a lot of

these boxes were just falling apart.

I actually brought one of them home with

me and it's drying by the radiator and I'm

gonna try patch it up with sellotape.

The whole thing is just falling apart.

And then I was sweating the whole time.

You know, when I was streaming in Japan, I

had those white lines around the back of

my shoulders where my bag strap was, and I

was sweating so much.

I had these white lines around my crotch

where I was sweating.

It looks really weird.

I don't know, I've never sweated around my

crotch so much.

So what my plan is now, what I'm gonna do

is—

so I'm gonna take the parcels out of the

sack one by one, scan.

I'm gonna put them into a neat pile inside

of the shed thing,

and then once I've taken everything out of

the sack and scanned it, I'll put it all

back into the sack and And that'll be like

one sack done.

There's like 5 sacks, but I can only

really fit about 3 or 4 sacks and maybe a

couple boxes.

So I probably just like scan everything in

the sack, put them all back into the sack,

and then when I finish scanning

everything,

I have to now do that again, like scan

them all again one by one and then order

them according to the list.

So scan all, put them back in the sack,

scan all, put them back in the sack, and

then

scan it again, find its number, put it in

the cart.

No, wait, I should put it back in the

sack, otherwise it's all gonna get wet

again.

I should put it all back in the sack and

then take the sack to the car, and then

when I'm at the car, I'll take them from

the sack directly into the car.

To avoid the rain.

I think that should work.

Oh my God,

chaos.

Pick up a delivery job now.

I already told him I'm not going to work

today.

I said I want to work on— I want to work

tomorrow.

He said okay.

But I really want my easy route back.

I don't know if the route was not easy or

if it was just because of the rain it made

it difficult, but it felt like the route

was way harder than the ones I did on

Monday and Tuesday.

It was very— it felt very spread apart.

So I'm hoping it gives me back the other

route that I was doing Monday, Tuesday

next week.

Ask others how they do it.

Well, yeah, there was this other guy

there, like a contract worker.

I guess I could have asked him, but I want

to do it my way.

My way when I did Amazon was that

Well, to be honest, I would just find the

first four parcels at Amazon, put those in

the front seat, and then I didn't care

about the rest.

I would just like frantically look through

them all until I can find the name.

But that was okay for Amazon because at

Amazon you only get about twenty-five,

thirty parcels.

Doing this delivery job, you're getting

like seventy or eighty.

When you got seventy to eighty parcels

doing like that.

Takes forever.

And because your car's so full of parcels,

um, you're like chucking parcels here.

Where is it?

Where is it?

And then the tiny little ones get lost at

the bottom.

I really gotta put the tiny ones at the

front.

It's just much harder when you've got so

many more parcels than what you get on

Amazon.

How much did I make?

I don't know yet.

He said he was going to pay me extra.

Paid me £10 extra for it because he said

that's not the route he would usually be

giving me, but because he can't, because

the boss is like on holiday or something.

Oh well, thanks, Zaddy.

You have to pee, don't hold it in.

I can't, I've got like 80 parcels to

deliver.

I've got only 4 hours until I've got to go

pick up Sunny.

I don't have the luxury or the time to go

find a toilet.

Might as well just piss in my pants at

that point.

I was already soaked wet anyway.

Probably stunk too.

God, sometimes the job is so great, you

know, nice sunny day, casually strolling.

Oh, here's your parcel.

Thank you.

Goes to the next door.

Here's your parcel.

And it feels so easy.

And then you got days like where it's

raining horrible.

You just feel like God, I wish I had a job

inside a nice warm office sipping on a

coffee.

Got a toilet down there.

I came home and I peed.

I was just like pissing for ages thinking,

when is it gonna stop?

It was like that Austin Powers scene where

he's just pissing and it was all yellow,

like that Coldplay song, and it was all

yellow.

So yellow.

It was like radioactive.

And also, I didn't eat anything during the

whole day.

I was so hungry.

I made me and Sunny the best dinner I've

ever made.

I don't understand why whenever I make

food on stream, it turns out really

horrible, but I make my best meals off

stream.

So I roasted some pork belly.

Okay, I didn't keep the heat high enough,

so the skin didn't go crispy.

Because I was scared it was going to burn,

smoke was going to come out.

So I roasted pork belly and then I boiled

some carrots and I made Japanese golden

curry, cooked rice.

It was all cooked great.

And I mean, I oven cooked those little

prawn toast things.

Sunny didn't eat the carrots though,

because she said the curry was too spicy,

so she couldn't eat the curry.

So yeah, but she liked the pork and the

rice.

I didn't realize it was so spicy.

It was a bit spicy.

I had to have water with it.

It was so good though.

The pork was delicious.

I'm just scared because when I opened the

door, I think smoke was coming out.

I've got to get an air fryer.

I hate ovens.

I don't understand why you roast stuff in

it and smoke starts coming out even though

nothing's burning.

Oh, ah, thanks.

Bring bottles, go jugs to piss in.

Well, I had a bottle of water, but I was

drinking it.

I just feel like if I get my willy out in

daylight in public, it's like I'm

committing an offense.

Indecency.

I don't know what to do because, um, if I

drink a coffee, I will go to the toilet,

but then I'll need the toilet again in

about an hour or two.

So what do I do?

Just not drink coffee?

But I need my coffee.

Now, Sunny likes carrots, but because the

carrots were covered in the curry, she

couldn't eat it.

So I had to put it in the bin.

Unless I put my coffee in like a coffee

holder, coffee canister, and I bring it to

work and I drink the coffee

during work.

So that means I won't need to pee until—

but then I still need to pee.

During my shift.

Just got to hold it in, I guess.

God, so stressful, this.

Let's just hope tomorrow— I mean,

tomorrow's cloudy, so hopefully it doesn't

happen again, but I cannot just not go to

work because it's raining.

I feel a bit bad because he asked me if I

was coming into work today and I said I

was thinking of taking today off since

it's raining so much, but it's literally

raining every day.

It's not really— I mean, what happens?

They can't just not deliver any parcels

just because it's raining.

Hopefully it's not a problem.

Well, maybe if they had a damn roof.

Where you can sort out— you never showed

your peepee soft during your OnlyFans

days.

Is it big?

What does it look like?

Well, I don't think anyone wants to see it

soft.

That's why they're on OnlyFans.

What, when it's soft?

When it's soft, it's really small.

It's like,

it's like one of those little party

wieners.

Yeah, my foreskin is so soft.

When I was a kid, I used to like playing

with it.

And then one time my mum walked on, on me,

walked in on me when I was playing with

it.

And I was like, don't tell Dad.

I think I was about 8 years old.

I remember I was in the bathtub and I was

like playing with my foreskin, like just

rubbing it because it's so soft.

And then she, she saw me do it and I got

so scared.

I don't know why my first response was,

don't tell Dad.

I think maybe I was really scared of my

dad.

Because one time I peed in the bath and my

sister snitched on me.

My dad made me scrub the bathtub.

Yeah, well, I still pee in the bath every

time anyway.

Until this day, in every app or hotel

bathtub, I'd pee in it.

How can you have a nice hot bath and not

pee in it?

It's so relaxing.

Imagine holding in your pee when you're in

the bathtub.

When you're in the bathtub, You feel so

relaxed.

Everything just loosens up and flows out.

I'm not getting out of the bath, drying

off, sitting on the toilet, peeing, and

then getting back in the bath.

Just pee in the bath.

Whatever.

It will dilute with the water.

You won't even notice.

Massive tub of water.

No one's going to notice any pee in it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Did I say, you know, because my boss told

me not to come in until next Monday until

they sort out what I'm doing, I got— I

kind of freaked out thinking I'm not going

to have any work to do.

So I messaged the Every guy Do you

remember the Every guy?

I asked him if I could come back and do

some work, even though I'm not in the area

anymore and I'm like an hour away.

And he actually said, sure, if that's— you

can do that if you like.

So he seems so like laid back.

I can just show up and be like, hey, I

need some work.

Can I deliver some stuff?

But then my other boss said, actually, if

you want, Daniel, you can work tomorrow.

So I had to message the Every guy again.

Actually, I don't need to come in anymore.

Sorry about that.

Bit embarrassing, but it's nice to know

that I got Evry as like a backup.

It seems like I can just message him

anytime and I can say, hey, can I come do

some parcels?

It's weird.

I mean, I like it, but it's weird.

It's just, it's so casual.

But hopefully I get my, um,

my easy route back.

Not that this route was very hard, it just

felt really hard because of the rain and

the stress and everything.

The fogging up inside of the car is so

annoying.

I might just have to leave the windows

down.

I think it's because the parcels were all

wet.

All this moisture was inside of the car

and maybe the parcels started drying out a

bit, but water doesn't just disappear.

It'll go from a liquid into a gas and

evaporate, and then it would create

humidity inside of the car which fogs it

all up.

So you either have to blast the heating to

dry out the air or Or you open the window.

I guess I could have opened the window,

but then it was raining.

The rain would get into the car again if I

kept the window open.

Yeah, I was running the AC, but every time

I shut the car off, the AC would turn off.

I couldn't leave my car running because

you can't lock the door if the car is

running.

I can't just leave my car unlocked full of

parcels, so I kind of have to turn the car

off and lock it.

Otherwise, I'll come back to my car and

all the stuff's gone.

And then some of these houses were so

annoying.

Like, on the map it would say the house.

So like, here's the road and then there's

the house.

So, so I see the house on the map and I

think, oh, I'll go right up to where the

house is.

And I get there and it's like, I see the

house behind a hedge.

There's no way to get into the house.

So I have to go all the way back down the

road and then I realize, oh, the stupid

driveway is there and the driveway is like

really long.

So it's like the road's there and the

house is here and then the driveway's

there and it's like a long driveway up to

the house and I've parked my car here.

So I run all the way back down to find the

entrance to driveway, which I drove past

thinking it was a driveway for another

house, and I run all the way back down and

run all the way back up to the house,

deliver it, run all the way back down and

then run all the way back up the road to

my car.

God, I did so much running.

It happened again.

I parked my car on this road because on

the map it said the house is— you can't

tell which side of the road you have to be

on.

It's like a fork, like a fork road, and

then the house is in the middle, but you

don't know which fork you have to be on to

get to the house.

So I parked my car on the right fork, and

then you can't get to the house unless you

go in from the left fork.

So I have to run all the way down, all the

way up, and then all the way down, then

all the way up.

And then I realized, oh, there's a second

parcel I had to deliver to the same house.

And then I go all the way down, all the

way up, and all the way down, all the way

back up.

Just running up and down like an idiot.

I really gotta check carefully on the list

because it's not like Amazon.