New apartment tour with my wife!

ま た また 取 ってる。 あ は。

おお お！ It 's our new home.

It smells weird. 新 しい よね。

ちゃん と。 Sm ells like feet again.

There's no electricity. Why is

there no electricity?

I'll turn on the flash.

You look really tiny.

小さく見える。 It's

so big. Look how big the living room is.

There's the living room, kitchen.

Kitchen's here. It's a tiny kitchen,

but it's bigger than our place at the

moment.

It smells funny in here. It's the tatami

mats. Smells weird.

This is the balcony. Feels a bit scary

walking on it. And this goes into the

living room. Hello.

It's gonna block the door.

It's gonna block the door.

Very clever. Look, we can put a tiny table

here for

breakfast. Get a tiny table here.

We need to get a gas stove to put here,

and you can prepare food here, put the

washing up to dry here, and there's a big

sink and cabinets,

cabinets up here,

and a ventilation fan.

Put a tiny table here.

Put the sofa here. TV goes over there.

Coffee table can go in the middle. My

computer table can go in this corner.

I'll put my black chair here and

I'll sit here. Why can't we put the bed in

the Japanese room? The Japanese room's

bigger. Oh, so bossy.

The Western room's smaller.

Look, you can put a bed in here. Put a

mattress here and mattress at the bottom.

Two people can sleep in here. It's like a

bunk bed.

What's this? It's squidgy. Why is

there clay stuck to the wall?

Oh.

No electricity.

They gave us a free Wi-Fi. Very generous.

I don't understand,

why does she want the bed in this room

when that room's bigger?

Very solid. What's this?

何これ? Heater.

Water? Why is

there a control panel for the water here?

I'll show you the bathroom. There's a

little sink unit and there's a tap that

you connect to a laundry washing machine.

Goes in this corner, and we can place

things in these compartments.

And what's this switch? There's a switch

here. There's a light bulb, very big

light bulb. Oh look, we can put stuff up

there as well. There's a shelf, and

there's a little rail, hang your towels.

This is a ventilation fan.

And this is the bathtub.

It's a bit small.

I think it's bigger than our current

place. Yeah, it's definitely a bigger

bathtub than our current place. And

there's a shower head. And a little

mirror. And in here we have

a toilet. Oh, it's a fancy toilet

with the buttons.

Stop button, spray your bumhole button.

Very high-tech.

Sanitized. Look, there's an instruction

manual, how to use the toilet.

Do you like your new kitchen?

What's this?

No,

don't beat

me. This is

our new home.

Welcome to our new home. It's getting dark

now and there's loads of crows outside.

There's— you can see about 20 of them

flying around. I want to show you, but I

can't because people will find out where

we live. Hopefully they'll quiet down when

it gets darker. Maybe they go to sleep.

Why are there all little particles

floating around in the air? It's dust.

What did I do?

I feel sick.

I feel sick.

Yos, let's go to buy curtain.

Curtains?

Okay.

Where's shop bag?

Stock.

Mhm,

very expensive.

We need a gas stove and a refrigerator

and an air conditioning unit. Lots of

things we need to buy. I don't think we

need a fridge. Do we really need a fridge?

What do we put in the fridge? We put milk

and eggs. We can survive without milk and

eggs. Get this one.

You can put your milk and eggs in it.

I want to get one of those micro SD cards

for my Switch. Which one is it?

Oh look, it's Christmas again.

A bit early, it's only November.

Stand here.

Happy Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Back here again.

We're buying

curtains.

This is boring.

They all look the same.

Oh, this shop makes me feel

so sleepy. There's no restaurant

here. Unlike IKEA, at least IKEA you can

get meatballs.

YouTuber. We're YouTubers.

This is our sofa. Trying to find curtains

that match with it. Oh, it's so much nicer

today. There's no people here, unlike last

time we came. It was so crowded. There

were these stupid kids running around

screaming.

Everything's so much better when there's

no people. Oh, I'm tired.

This is our sofa, not that one.

Sofa traitor. He's sorry,

he's ours. Not this size.

Oh, our one's not this big.

We're too poor to get the big one.

Video toriyasi.

It's like an ironing board.

Oh, I wanted that sofa. That was my

favorite one, but they said that they

don't have any until end of December. We

won't be here, we'll be in England.

Can you imagine living here? Be pretty

cool. You wake up, you could sit anywhere

you like, you can sleep on any bed.

Maybe you could even sleep with any of the

staff. No, that one's ugly.

Don't get polka dots. Looks like it's from

the '70s.幅が200やから小さいね。