working on my log cabin

There's literally nothing to make videos

about.

No drama, no weirdos, no whine.

It's like all my past content,

all the things that used to give me

content, are gone now. My girlfriend

doesn't really give me content. This is

pretty boring.

Content drought. I want to make a bridge

over this little river. I want to make a

bridge.

This inventory system's so annoying.

I thought I could like stake some rope to

the ground here.

Say that again.

No.

Oh, I think I need a piece of wood on top.

Should I block Thai girl or tell her my

channel? I will never tell her

my channel. What would be the point?

It's like the dumbest thing to do.

It would only give me trouble.

If she finds out about it, I would leave

her. Because then it would be

so difficult to talk about anything,

and then she would like keep eavesdropping

on what I'm talking about. To try and

understand what I'm thinking about. Girls

don't want to know what I'm thinking

about. It'll probably involve ditching

them.

Uh, I don't know if I like this bridge.

Seems kind of pointless.

I don't know what to build.

I'm dying of starvation.

See if there's any fish.

Uh, they're all rotten. Stupid fish.

All these fish. Oh, there's one non-rotten

Look at all the rotting

fish. Bye-bye.

Yeah, this is pretty nice with the

I like it.

Oh, so yeah.

When's this damn cough gonna end?

Uh, I think I'll go and do the laundry.

Put a little note on the stream.

Is the Japan trip soon? Yeah. Very soon,

slightly over a week.

I am a bit sad I gotta leave my

girlfriend, but that's life, I guess.

Nothing lasts forever.

Doing laundry.

Oh,

boring.

Oh my God, Thailand's so freaking hot.

And don't start saying, oh, why don't you

wear a t-shirt? Why did you wear a hoodie?

I'm literally naked right now and it's so

damn hot.

People are like, oh, of course it's hot,

you're wearing a hoodie. But that's

just when I go out. When I'm at home, I'm

usually shirtless and it's still freaking

I think it's amazing they even get

anything done. If it was me, I'd just like

sit under a coconut tree and sleep all

day. How do they build stuff and

do manual labor?

I would actually die.

Okay, finish the laundry.

What else do I need to do? The cleaning,

I did the cooking. I'm basically a

housewife. I think

I'll do a YouTube stream maybe

Tomorrow or

Friday?

Ah, that's good Yakult.

Well,

so instead, um,

What's for dinner? Let me check the

I think

just nab it. Nabe hot

pot.

Mushrooms are looking a bit old. Let's eat

them.

I think just nabe.

Is it streaming?

Uh, okay, I need to clean up this mess in

my base. What do I do with all this wood?

I'll chuck it into the stream.

What a waste, but it may look damn down

there as well.

Oops, I didn't get rid of the text there.

Oh, got enemies.

Where's he going?

Why is his shoulder barging the spikes?

Why is it not damaging him?

Yeah, just walk into it, idiot.

Whoa, that's a big boy.

Hello there.

Oh, he's attacking my wall.

Uh, which weapon should I use?

Pistol.

Headshot. That was my last bullet.

Oh, his arm. That arm

off.

Oh, there he goes. Haha.

What the hell?

Why don't they have any penis?

Oh, look at him spreading his legs.

Oh, they don't have any genitals.

Oh, you can make them spread their legs.

Oh, I cut his legs off.

Whoops.

Look, they got decimated.

What's the matter?

Dead. I think put their heads on a spike.

It's not a good way to go. Crawl onto the

I thought

he's gonna crawl onto the trap.

The ragdoll's

so

funny. Sexy lady.

Very nice.

Oh, it's getting dark.

Imagine if someone big on Twitch did stuff

like this. I think CDawgVA is playing it

right now. Imagine he did that stuff. He

would get canceled so quick.

How many thousands of viewers do you think

he would lose? I think he would lose a lot

if he started like doing psycho stuff.

People like him because they respect him,

but he doesn't have the freedom of zooming

in on dismembered woman's buttocks. Well,

that's the great thing about

being a dead channel— you can do whatever

the fuck you want.

It's like being a criminal, I guess.

You don't have to play by the social rules

of society. Just be a

freak.

Okay, um, we need a new building project

really, otherwise we're just going to be

standing around doing nothing all day.

Can I

improve my base? I would like a platform

here, but it won't let me make one.

See,

come I

can't.

Oh, what the fuck's that?

Oh, it's a stretchy worm guy. Don't have

any shotgun shells.

Well, one shot kills it.

Takes like a million arrows.

This game is so funny.

Ah, I can make a stair with this.

Let's get rid of that thing.

Yes, I can look.

Oh nice, that looks good.

Wow, that looks good.

Doesn't that look good? Nice little

walkway. I need to fix this

bit.

Oh, it's perfect!

It's exactly

what I wanted.

Wow, I can get

Beautiful.