[2024-10-31] life updates and my future plans [KK25AVC76oE]

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Am I sick again?

No, but I hurt my back again.

I'm fed up with this.

I keep hurting my back.

I don't know why.

Maybe it's either from the driving or the

lifting stuff or my dumbbells.

I don't think it's my dumbbells because

I'm pretty careful when I exercise.

I don't know why.

It must be all the physical activity I'm

doing now.

Such a pain in the backside when you hurt

your back.

'Cause then everything you do

hurts.

Standing up, getting out of bed, getting

off the chair,

even doing this, I got to be careful.

I don't know, it wasn't this painful

yesterday, and I was just— I was washing

my car today.

I don't think that helped.

That's why I got the pressure washer.

I thought it'd make it easier, but I sent

the pressure washer back.

And I hand sponged it today.

Took ages because you sponge it and then

you gotta dry wipe it all, otherwise it's

all soapy.

You said you decided to reactivate your

Discord but it's invalid.

Yeah, I deleted it again.

Just stupid people on it.

Waste of time.

Yeah, I returned the pressure washer, but

they haven't given me my money back yet.

I returned the pipe and the attachment and

the washer.

Amazon said refund on its way, but I

didn't get it yet.

Don't know why it takes so long just to

send me my money.

It's just sending a digit, like a digital

number.

From one account to another.

It's the same people in your chat.

No, it's not.

The livestream chat is completely

different people to the Discord people.

The Discord people don't even watch my

content.

They don't even watch my streams.

They're just like the dregs and the

leftovers of the weird side of my

audience.

That don't watch my channel anymore.

It's not the same people at all.

I want to create a Discord so it's like

the live chat but in Discord, but it's not

the same people that join it every time.

It's the same people that join it and then

I end up having to ban them all.

I don't know why they— even though they

know I don't like them, And I keep banning

them.

They keep joining every time I make a

server.

They just join it

even though I don't like them, and I made

it pretty clear I don't like them.

That's why I keep banning them.

I think they're just stupid or something.

There's something wrong with their brains.

Got no brains.

And some of them are nice, like Ken and

Ollie and Luffy.

They're fine.

It's the others I'm talking about,

the weirdos.

No, I deleted my entire Discord app as

well.

I mean, I'm still on the backup server.

But I deleted the app, so I don't look at

it.

Oh my God, my back's killing me.

I gotta quit this job.

Fed up.

I think I'm just gonna work one more month

and then quit before I make too much money

to be taxed.

I thought I wanted more money and I was

willing to pay tax to make them more

money.

But now I'm thinking, I think I just make

less money and not pay tax.

Rachel Reeves can shove it, she's not

getting more tax money out of me.

What do you think?

I think I just chill out trying to make

money until April next year.

The debt, I

Um, yeah,

I think next week I can pay off more

credit card debt, get it down to about

£4,600.

But then, I mean, I could sell my stocks,

and that's tax-free because it's in an

ISA, and then use that to pay the rest of

the credit card debt.

April.

I think it's 5 months away.

We got November starting tomorrow,

December, January, February, and March.

5 months.

So I think I just don't work anymore

after November.

Maybe December I just cut down and then

quit

and then just use my stock money to pay

off the credit card.

And then next April I start ramping up

money-making efforts again.

I mean, January and February gonna be

cold.

Don't really want to go outside.

My mum, she can wait until next April.

I'll just get another job.

Hibernate over the winter.

I don't want to pay tax, that's the thing.

I've made so far £10,900 this tax year.

Tax-free threshold is £12,700.

Something.

So I can make another 1,800 before I will

have to be taxed.

Sora doing Halloween stream.

They're all doing the stupid Halloween

stream.

I went on Twitch just now.

Jake and Bake, Rob CD, all the idiots out

on the streets of Shibuya.

So boring.

Just a bunch of drunk Japanese people

dressed up as stupid things.

Oh, it's so cringe, the Japanese

Halloween.

Jake and Bake standing around in his

stupid Tenga costume.

What's the point?

You just dress up and then they just

aimlessly walk around the streets for a

couple hours.

It's just so silly.

It's not what Halloween's about.

I hate Japan taking our holidays and

ruining them.

Halloween is you decorate your house with

a pumpkin and skeletons and ghosts, and

then you go trick-or-treating and you get

sweets.

In Japan, it's like, oh, get drunk on the

street and dress up like idiots, and then

the girls dress up like—

like you know what.

What's wrong with Japanese girls

sexualizing Halloween with the sexy

outfits and nurses?

It's not what Halloween's about.

It's supposed to be a children's holiday.

Why are they making it all sexual?

Yeah, people in the UK celebrate

Halloween.

It originated in the UK, didn't it?

Pretty sure it's a UK thing, or a German

thing at least.

It's not an American thing.

Nothing original ever came out of America.

America culture is just all from Europe.

So yeah, in the UK you're supposed to

decorate your house and then you take your

children trick-or-treating.

Adults don't do it, you do it for the

kids.

It's a kids thing.

It's not like grown adults getting excited

for Halloween.

Grow up.

Japanese just want an excuse to get drunk,

and then girls just want an excuse to

dress up like You know what's

a load of rubbish?

I don't need to go to random people's

houses to get candy.

Got a massive tub of my own candy in the

kitchen.

Don't need to go around begging for it.

Oh, please give me some sweeties.

Did I return the pressure washer?

Yeah, stupid, isn't it?

It didn't work when I put in the hose in

the bucket, and I didn't try plugging in

the hosepipe into the pressure washer,

because if I can get the hosepipe around

the front of the house, why don't I just

use the hosepipe and What's the point

using the pressure washer then?

Save myself £150.

The hose already shoots water out with

pressure.

I don't need it to be so strong.

But I just hand dry it now.

I sponge the car down with soap and I wipe

it off with a dry towel.

It took like 5 towels.

It's a bit annoying because you like

drying the car but bits get stuck onto the

car.

But it's looking pretty nice now.

Spent about an hour or 2 cleaning it.

Now my back hurts.

I also polished the alloys and one of my

nuts is missing.

I didn't notice that.

You know, there's 4 nuts holding the alloy

on and On the right front wheel, there's

only 3, so I don't know how I'm missing a

nut.

Did it fall off?

Did someone steal it?

I don't know.

Was it never there in the first place?

Whatever.

But I didn't realize how dirty my alloys

were.

Now they're nice and shiny.

It's not dangerous, it'll be fine.

3 nuts still holding it in place.

Oh yeah, there's chainsaw noise going on

in the background.

Stupid neighbors cutting down a tree,

taking them ages.

I was washing my car at lunchtime, 12

o'clock, and they were chainsawing, and

they're still doing it 3 hours later.

Why are they so slow?

Rubbish, aren't they?

Call themselves professionals.

And why are chainsaws so loud?

Can't they make an electric chainsaw?

They're so loud because they got that

motor in it.

Can't they just have an electric chainsaw?

That'll be good.

Oh, it's quiet now.

Oh, so quiet.

Nice.

Wow, I feel like I've gone deaf.

I need a new sponge as well.

My sponge is going all black.

How do you know my uncle sold his house?

You guys are so weird.

Or did I say that he sold his house?

I might have said it a couple of weeks

ago.

I thought you were just being creepy and

stalking, finding stuff out even though I

didn't say it.

No, the neighbors haven't moved in yet.

Why did they sell the house?

I don't know, to be honest.

Because they want to move house.

Because they want to move.

Why else?

I wouldn't want to sell my house.

This house is great.

Doesn't flood, good location, quiet

nights, big land.

How would you get better than this?

Well, you could sell this house for like a

million and then go to a cheap area like

Wales where houses are cheaper and then

get a bigger house for the same money.

I guess you could do that.

I'm pretty sure houses and property market

is cheaper in Wales or Scotland, but then

the weather is going to be rubbish.

Imagine living in Scotland, be so cold.

Wales, probably very

Damp.

Maybe somewhere

near the Great Forest would be good.

More land, more nature.

This area is okay, it's just a bit noisy.

But right now it's not too bad.

Wait,

yeah, you don't really notice it when

you're in the house.

But when you're outside the house, you can

hear the A20 road quite audibly.

Or is it the M20?

The M20 is a bit further south than the

A20.

I think it's the A20, but it's kind of

noisy when you're outside.

You can constantly hear

like that.

You saw my hole digging video sped up, you

could hear the traffic.

That's from the A20, but But inside you

don't really hear it.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to sell the house if

it was up to me.

My mum keeps saying, why don't we sell the

house, buy a house for Daniel and Sabrina,

one for me?

What, so you want to sell the really big

house with the really big land and

exchange that for 3 shitter houses.

That makes no sense.

That's like you got a hot sexy girlfriend

and then you sell her and trade her in for

3 ugly fat girlfriends.

That makes no sense.

I don't know how my mum's brain works

sometimes.

That's like you got a really nice car, you

sell it and you buy 3 shit cars instead?

You see what I'm saying?

Why would you sell the really big nice

house with the big nice land and then

exchange that for 3 crappy houses?

Like, you got £1 million, you only got

£300k each to go and buy our own houses.

For £300k, you could buy nothing.

Can you buy a garden, a driveway, and a

garage?

And 4 bedrooms with 300k?

No.

Then what's the point?

Yeah, exactly.

The whole point of selling is to buy up,

upgrade, not downgrade.

Why downgrade?

Downgrade was stupid, isn't it?

Well, that's my opinion, not that anyone

cares what my opinion is.

No one ever asks me, oh, Daniel, what do

you think?

Even though I obviously have the best

ideas and have the most logical ways of

thinking.

But nope, no one ever cares what I think,

do they?

No one ever comes to me

for consultation.

Get a degree which enables you to work

abroad.

I don't really want to work abroad

because they don't speak English abroad

apart from a couple countries, but they

all suck.

Oh, America?

No thanks.

Canada?

No thanks.

Australia?

They're all just shitter versions of my

own country.

Why would I want to go there?

No, I feel quite comfortable staying in

the UK for now.

Will I go on a trip soon?

I don't know.

It's not really in my plans.

My plans are gonna stop working so I don't

have to pay tax.

Rachel Reeves can shove it with her

budget.

Thinks she's so clever.

They think they're so smart, don't they?

They're like, we're raising minimum wage

to £12.21, but we haven't changed the tax

brackets.

So everyone's like, yay, we're gonna make

more money.

Yeah, that means you're gonna have to pay

more tax, morons.

That's what they want.

The employees— no, the employers are now

gonna have to dish out more money to pay

their staff and pay more National

Insurance and pay more tax.

And then employers

are gonna be making more money, but then

they're gonna be paying more tax on it.

And the inheritance tax is frozen until

2030 now.

It was frozen until 2028.

Now that's frozen until 2030,

so it means even though the value of

property is going up, the tax-free

threshold for inheritance tax is not going

up with it,

which is not fair.

But she's got to fill her £21 billion

black hole

They keep going on about this stupid black

hole.

So what, they're just gonna borrow more

money and then make inflation worse?

What a great plan.

Buy gold.

Isn't borrowing money just the the same as

printing money?

Because they borrow it from themselves,

don't they?

Where are they borrowing the money from?

They just print more treasury bills, don't

they?

And then they buy it from themselves.

That's where they get the money from.

And then they make inflation go up.

Don't know.

Doesn't sound good.

Why don't keep your job to pay off your

credit card and your mum?

Because winter's coming, my back hurts, I

don't want to be driving in the snow and

ice, and I'm about to hit my— I'm about to

go over the tax-free threshold after

another £2,000.

So I don't want to pay tax, I don't want

to go out in winter, my back hurts.

Board working.

Just wait until next April until the tax

year resets.

Sounds pretty clever to me.

And then I just withdraw some stock money

that's tax-free in a tax-free ISA

to pay off the credit card.

Sounds pretty clever to me.

Put my money in the tax wrapper ISA,

protected.

Unless they're gonna try and tax me when I

withdraw my stock money from my stock

account, which I don't think they can,

otherwise what's the point having an ISA?

Yeah, car payments and all that stuff

would be covered by my YouTube channel.

YouTube channel still makes like £400 a

month.

So the YouTube channel can manage the bare

minimum expenses.

Money you pay in taxes if you just go over

barely anything.

Yeah, but it's the principle.

They destroyed my finances with this

stupid tax penalty.

I don't want to give them another penny,

even if that means I sacrifice £6K

potential earnings.

I'm sacrificing £6,000 so I don't have to

pay £1,500 in tax.

That's what you get for messing with me.

Credit card interest.

Um, so

I owe £5,571.

Where's my calculator?

I can make another £1,800

before I hit the tax-free threshold.

So minus £400 expenses, I can minus

another £1,500.

So I get my credit card debt down to

£4,071.

Um, so I need 4K.

Fuck.

If the YouTube channel keeps making 400 a

month over the next 5 months,

I need to make less money.

Guys, stop donating.

Oh wait, no one's donated.

Oh, good job, guys.

£400 times 5, I make another £2,000 on

YouTube at this rate, making £400 a month.

I gotta quit my job now, actually.

Fuck, if I keep making money from the job

plus my £400 a month YouTube

Hmm, actually I need to stop working now.

Yeah, but January and February is gonna be

rough.

I'll probably make like £200 January,

February.

Yeah, maybe I'll work a bit more.

I don't know, I'm just not sure if I can

actually afford to not work.

I'm conniving and scheming right now.

Oh wow, thanks Jenkins.

You're getting by Daniel Howe's life, man.

By the way, sup waving hand medium skin

tone grin.

Oh wow, long time no see.

Yeah, life's okay.

I worked for 2 months, I made about $4K,

so that's basically paid off the car

deposit.

So basically you've got a free car in my

eyes.

I'm just trying to think, what do I want

more?

Pay off the debt faster and pay tax, or

pay it off slower and pay no tax?

Which brings me more pleasure, more money

or not paying tax?

Hmm.

What's the point of the car if you don't

work?

Yeah, that is a good point.

'Cause I got the car to make money.

That's nice, dude.

Least it's something, you know.

Oh, thank you very much.

Yeah, I'm just planning the rest of the

end of my year for this year,

what I want to do.

Did he get refunded?

No, not yet.

It takes a couple days.

I don't think I'll get banned on Amazon

for returning 4 items.

Am I scared to get a new job?

No, I'm scared of getting taxed.

I mean, I'm not scared, I I just don't

want to get taxed because I'm still bitter

about what they did to me.

They did me dirty.

Fucking £10,000 tax penalty.

Are you joking?

I mean, at least they didn't put me in

jail, but still, £10,000 I lost.

For nothing

on a penalty.

I'm still bitter

and salty.

Quit and sell the car.

Yeah, so it's like I just borrowed the

car.

Might as well have just rented a car.

Yeah, I could have just rented a car for

like £500 a month.

And then it would only cost me £1,000

instead of £18,000,

which is going to cost me if I want to own

the car.

It wasn't scary trying to get a job.

I went to a few interviews and it was

fine.

People were nice and friendly.

But it's just annoying because now my back

hurts constantly,

and every day I get in the car, I'm at

risk of crashing.

My problem now is I'm making too much

money.

At this rate, by next April,

I will make £22,000 this tax year.

I made £2,100 in October

times— so if I make that again 5 times

plus £10,900 already made, I made like

£22,000.

I minus the tax-free allowance, that's

£8,600 taxable income.

I could minus like £1,000 business

write-off,

so they can tax £7,600 of my income, which

is 20%.

So that'd be £1,500 I'd have to pay in tax

next April,

but then I make an extra £10,000.

I don't know now.

It's quite a lot of money that I'd be

getting, and all I have to do is pay 1,500

tax.

Kind of want the money.

So I make an extra 10k minus the 1.5k.

I still have

8,500 in my pocket.

Should I just keep working then?

Hmm, maybe I'll just slow down a bit.

My mum doesn't seem too fussed about me

paying it back

ASAP,

but the credit card is important to pay

off before they start hitting me with

interest.

Oh, my back's killing me.

Oh,

also, when my back hurts, my ball hurts

too.

And I wasn't sure if that's like ball

cancer

or if it's just because my back hurts.

Or does my back hurt because my ball

hurts?

My ball doesn't hurt today, but it was

aching a bit yesterday.

I'm pretty sure it's not cancer.

I'm only 35.

The back's so stupid, isn't it?

Why does it keep aching?

I need to use my back to lift sometimes.

How are things with Sunny?

I think it's good.

I talked to her last Friday.

Got sciatica, Dan?

How come your back hurts?

Oh, thanks.

What's sciatica?

I keep hearing my mum say that.

Sciatica.

Sounds weird.

It's just from all the lifting.

It's not heavy lifting, it's like medium

lifting, but a lot of it.

And then I was washing my car, which seems

to have made it worse because I was

squatting down, bending over a lot.

Ow!

I hate backache.

Backache's so annoying.

I've got an ulcer as well here.

Takes like 2 weeks to heal.

Backache takes ages to heal as well.

There's always something going wrong.

Ulcers, backaches, gum aches,

pimples.

I still got that scar from— remember that

massive pimple I had back in June?

That scar is still there.

That thing was huge.

Would I prefer to not get the job and

continue YouTube?

No, I'm glad I got the job and got the car

and got good at driving.

It's a new experience, but I feel like I'm

getting to that point where

I think it's enough.

I think I'm done with it.

I'm thinking of my exit strategy now.

Yeah, it was nice to work a bit for a few

months, but I don't think I want to do

that my whole life.

Go to a doctor?

What, and let him feel my bolt?

No thanks.

I'm not giving up, I'm just thinking this

is enough and it's not worth it anymore.

Refocus my sights on YouTube, becoming

famous again.

That's my true goal in life, not wage

slaving.

Wage slaving is just a temporary

measure to band-aid the sinking ship

before it fully sinks.

Oh, uh, thanks, Hwigga.

What?

Sucking pussy?

No thanks, smells weird.

I'd rather eat ass.

Oh, if I sit like this, it hurts less with

my back arched a bit.

Doctor could be a lady, but then what if I

get a massive erection

and then she thinks I'm like a weirdo

creep?

I don't want someone touching my bits

unless we're gonna do it, otherwise it's

just weird.

They should have a special profession like

prostitute and nurse in one.

She gives you prostate exam and ball exam,

and then you get to bang.

All in one package.

Then it's not weird.

Weird if it's like a non-sexual thing and

she's touching you.

Oh, I was driving home the other day and

coming towards me on the, on the other

side was the exact same car as mine.

Peugeot 208, I don't know, 2023 model,

exact same color, red, but petrol version.

And he flashes at me twice and I thought,

that's nice.

It's like brotherhood.

I was too slow to flash back,

but I thought it was cute.

He gave me like a little flash greeting

because we have the same car.

Kind of funny, made me feel wholesome.

You don't see many of my cars on the road.

I don't see many Peugeot 208s.

I see Teslas everywhere.

Which is weird because I thought Tesla is

the expensive luxury car.

Surely they're rarer.

But my car, I barely see any of us on the

roads.

We're a rare breed.

Don't talk shit about sucking pussy.

Someone gotta do it.

If he ain't gonna do it, there ain't no

meaning for men.

Oh wow, thank you.

Lesbians will take over the fucking world

and there ain't be no men anymore.

Daniel will stay.

He ain't no man, and I bet he got a pussy

like me.

But whenever I see my car, it's the petrol

version, and I thought, why'd you get the

petrol version when the electric version

is basically the same price?

It's like 12K for the petrol version of my

car.

I saw maybe one or two electric versions

of mine, but mostly it's petrol.

I wonder why my car— I thought— I think my

car looks cool when I'm driving down the

road and I see my car, the same car coming

towards me.

I see those fang headlights, I think,

damn, we, we look good.

We're the coolest drivers on the roads.

Everyone else's car looks boring

with the Land Rovers, Audis.

Boring.

We got the most unique headlight front

part on the roads.

I hate it when you're driving in the dark

and you give way and they thank you by

flashing the main beams at you and they

blind you.

So annoying, like, oh no, it's like

getting flashbanged right up close.

Full beams flash twice at you.

I don't thank people either, you know, in

England.

Do they do this in your country?

When you give way, you want to say thanks.

You do this.

You do like a hand gesture.

I can't be bothered.

I feel rude for not doing it, but no one

does that outside of the UK.

Thailand doesn't do it.

Japanese people don't do it.

Korean people damn well don't do it

because they're so damn rude.

Is it just a UK thing where they do like

the little hand and then they I don't want

to do it because I don't like taking my

hand off the wheel.

I'm not even looking at them.

I'm looking at where I need to go and not

looking at the person in the car.

They probably think I'm really rude.

They probably just think I'm a foreigner

Asian driver.

Whatever, it's not important.

They should have a little sign on the car.

You press the button and it says thank

you.

Thank you pops up.

Just work and pay the tax.

You'll be much better off.

Yeah, but I don't want to pay tax.

I'd rather just make less money.

At least my ISA is making money and don't

have to pay tax.

Thank God I sold Tesla.

It dumped.

I sold it like 268 and now it's at 250.

I am A trading genius.

I'm pretty sure most English people don't

even think I'm English when they see me.

It's only when I start talking they

realize, oh, he's British.

I bet you anything straight away, first

thing they think is, oh, Chinese man.

Why don't I want to pay tax?

Because they raped me.

I paid £10,000 tax penalty.

Is that not enough?

I made my YouTube money in Japan.

Why are they taxing me?

I wasn't even in the stupid country.

Fucking UK.

They penalized me £10,000.

For not paying tax when I wasn't even

living here.

And I said I was living in Japan and they

kept coming up with stupid reasons like,

oh, but in 2019 you were at your mum's

house for 60 days.

That means you can't claim to have lived

in Japan.

Yeah, because my fucking dad died and I

had to come back.

Stupid morons.

I made the majority of my YouTube money

2018-19.

In Japan,

they come with all these stupid bollocks

rules, like in the previous tax year you

were living with your mum, is that

correct?

Yeah, so?

So I feel like they penalized me £10,000

and charged me nearly £5,000 interest for

late payments.

I lost £15,000 something.

Because I didn't pay the tax when I was

living in Japan.

I was living in Japan married with a wife,

which is why I didn't think I had to pay

tax to the UK.

You should be penalized for being a

nigger, nigger, nigger.

Shh, can't say that word.

Stocks are tanking.

Yeah, I know, that's what I said.

I told you end of October into the

election we're going to see extreme

volatility.

And I'm going to buy the juicy dip on the

Russell 2000, just as I planned.

I am a trading genius sometimes.

I can't believe how good I am.

I quit my job and just focus on investing.

I should do that, don't have to pay any

tax then.

The market is crashing because earnings

were bad for Microsoft, Apple, Meta, AMD

tanked 15%.

Earnings are tanking.

Plus elections coming soon.

Market doesn't know who's going to win.

A lot of uncertainty.

Won't really become stable again until we

know who's the new president.

And then market can start pricing in what

it thinks is going to happen based on who

won.

And that's when you want to buy the dip.

I think Friday is going to be ugly too.

When's the election?

Tuesday.

Monday could be ugly too.

I'd say buy the dip on Monday.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm gonna buy the Russell.

Google did okay.

Would I pay taxes if I was in the UK?

Well, yeah, obviously.

If I was living in the UK, I wouldn't have

tried to claim that I wasn't living in the

UK.

I thought if you were out of the UK for

over 180 days, it means you were not

living in the UK.

So I said that, and then they were like,

uh, no, actually.

It's really weird that everyone thinks

Trump winning will make stocks go up when

his campaign literally said they will tank

the economy.

Temporarily, if he wins.

Did he say that?

Do you think he will win?

Yeah, I heard the markets pricing in Trump

winning because they think Trump's going

to be better for the economy.

But isn't that what most people think?

They think Trump's going to be good for

the economy.

What's Kamala going to be good for?

Being a woman, I don't know.

Being a black woman.

I don't know what Kamala's good for.

That's the thing, I watched some of these

rallies, but they don't really talk about

what they're gonna do.

They just, just non-stop calling each

other names like kids.

So I don't really know what the policies

are, to be honest.

At least in UK politics, they talk about

what they're gonna do.

American politics is like, you're a big

poo poo stinky head and a racist, but he's

a Hitler lover, but she's a communist,

he's a fascist.

Like, babies, grow up.

Jesus Christ.

Trump's nonstop calling her a communist

and then she's nonstop calling him a

fascist.

So stupid.

And then Biden accidentally called Trump

supporters garbage.

They're all the same.

It's like childish school playground

insults.

So silly.

I don't know what they're gonna do if they

win.

Now I want to eat McDonald's.

I keep— every time I think of Trump, I

think of McDonald's.

I want some chips.

You think UK politics isn't a clown show?

But they're not insulting each other.

I mean, they kind of are.

I mean, they keep blaming each other.

They keep saying we inherited 14-year

black hole from the Conservatives.

And then the Conservatives are like, yeah,

that's because we inherited your black

hole.

Did you watch the Trump vs Biden debate

this year?

That was the highest level of comedy.

American politics has devolved so damn

much.

Yeah, I watched a bit.

It was funny.

Biden was funny.

I kind of miss him.

Kamala's just boring.

She's so boring.

Biden was hilarious.

Remember when he was like, I was back

backpacking through the mountains of China

or something, and they messed up all the

words.

And then he says skibidi at some point.

I can't remember.

Biden is so funny.

I think Biden's made me laugh the most out

of all of them.

Oh, Release the Sausages was pretty good

too.

I can't wait until next week.

I'm really excited to see who's gonna win.

I didn't place any bets.

I'm scared now.

Last time I placed bets, I lost.

Lost £200 betting that Trump would win

last time.

Oh damn, market's ugly today.

Even gold is down 4%,

and my new stock ASML is down as well by

like 5% because AMD tanked.

I'm glad Tesla's down though because I

sold mine.

Oh my God, Roku down 22%.

Hot Riot, the Bitcoin miners, down 10%.

Peloton is up 28%.

What the hell?

Microsoft's down 5%.

Facebook's down 4%.

It's a shame gold goes down so much when

the market tanks though.

You would think gold is like a hedge,

or it would remain stable even if the

market crashes, but it doesn't.

It goes up and down with the market.

Kirstarma, he reminds me of a Wallace and

Gromit character, especially when he talks

about sausages.

The way he speaks sounds like Wallace as

well.

He should say stuff like biscuits and

cheese.

They're like Wallace and Gromit.

Even that Rachel Reeves woman, she looks

like a Wallace and Gromit character.

She speaks a lot like Starmer does.

Weird posh slash lispy accent.

Why do they sound kind of lispy?

I like Rishi Sunak better, to be honest.

Well, next week will be interesting.

I'm really looking forward to see what

happens.

I just— I can't— I still can't imagine

who's gonna win.

I can picture Kamala winning.

I don't know, I really don't know.

That's why I'm not placing a bet.

So the UK

made this big budget announcement where

they're going to just raise taxes to fund

all the debt.

Why don't they—

why don't they just bring back the British

Empire and start invading countries again?

Because I think that was the only reason

that made our country rich.

Before the British Empire,

Were we rich?

We need to go back to colonizing poor

countries again.

Send the Royal Navy

back to America, retake the 13 colonies.

We can do it, believe it, believe in

ourselves.

Invade India again.

I just feel like the UK is never going to

go back up to what it used to be.

It's all downhill from here.

I feel like Trump's gonna win and then he

gets assassinated

2 weeks into his presidency,

or something's gonna happen like he gets

sick.

I don't know, something wild is gonna

happen.

Or maybe Kamala wins and then she dies,

then who becomes the leader?

Biden's back in the hot seat.

Oh no, that Walls guy, her vice president,

would become the next one, wouldn't he?

I

don't think the budget affects me.

They raised fuel duty, but I don't buy

fuel, and I don't make minimum wage.

So that won't affect me.

And capital gains tax, I don't pay that

because I've got a tax-free

ISA.

I don't think it affects me really.

I'm the golden boy, nothing affects me, I

don't pay taxes.

I don't do nothing.

I didn't pay taxes last year.

See if they whine about that.

Do you think they're going to message me

again

and start asking for my bank statements

again?

I didn't pay.

I claimed that I was living in Thailand

for 2023, and also I only made £13,000

anyway.

So what are you going to tax my £200?

It's like

What, £40?

You trade stocks?

Yeah, in my ISA,

which is tax-free.

£20,000 a year tax-free you can put into

it.

Yeah, they didn't touch ISAs, which is

good.

So yeah, I am

unaffected.

Do I even take care of the house?

Yeah, I did the vacuuming and

I took my hair out of the shower drain

and I cleaned my car.

It's annoying having to prove that I was

in Thailand.

I got to dig up all my flight tickets and

I don't have bills.

Because ex-girlfriend managed all of the

paperwork for like bills and utilities.

And anyway, it'll be all in Thai, won't

it?

So what's the point?

Can you read Thai?

No?

Then what's the point of asking for

utility bills, proof of address?

Oh, the oven broke.

My sister was here and then she fixed it.

She phoned up the oven people and they

were like £250, so she said no thanks, and

then she just bought the heating element

for like £5 off eBay, and then she fitted

it herself into the oven and fixed it.

So that was pretty good.

She is quite handy.

She also fixed the broken sink in toilet.

So now the sink works.

She got a new sink and a pipe.

I would have just left it, to be honest.

Left it without hot water.

I don't need hot water in the bathroom

sink.

I just want cold water.

Oh wait, the cold water wasn't working,

but the hot water was working.

But the hot water took about 30 seconds to

become hot, so I did everything within 30

seconds before it came to became too hot.

Yeah, well, she's a—

is it bad to say the F-word?

She is a feministic independent woman.

Let her take care of it.

I'm a modern man.

I am pro-feminism.

Let them do all the work.

I'm happy to take the woman's role and do

nothing.

I am a

masculinist.

Wait, what's the opposite of feminine?

Masculine.

Feminist.

Masculinist.

I'm a masculinist.

I embrace reversal of the traditional

gender roles.

Sounds good to me.

You go to war,

I'll sit at home.

What do I think about the market now?

I think it's gonna crash and I'm gonna buy