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testing. Um.

Testing.

Someone sent me a pack of Kit Kats today.

Look.

Good timing because I just ran out of Kit

Kats. Now I've got a whole family pack.

14 packs of Kit Kats.

Pretty good.

So that would last me for 2 weeks,

wouldn't it? If I have one— one of the

2-bar packs a day. I probably shouldn't

have had the 4 fingers. It's just that

Sunny got me a big pack of 4-finger KitKat

bars for my birthday and I've been eating

those, but now I ran out. But previously I

was only eating the 2-bar ones. God, it's

freezing today. Why? It says 14 degrees.

My nose is cold.

I hate how cold it is. Come on, it's

already April. When's it going to get

warmer? Damn cold country.

Did she pick up her stuff? No.

Actually, today would be the day she was

gonna come to pick up her stuff. Look what

I got! I got my new Samsung S10

Plus. Where's the other one?

What?

Mostly the broken one.

That's weird. It should be here. Oh,

I already broke the nothing phone. What?

It should be right there.

I wanted to show you side by side.

I think I'm getting demented. Oh, it's

right there.

Come on, stupid exposure.

So yeah, now I've got 2 S10 Plus

is the best phone that has ever been

created. So this one broke, I smashed it

by accident, so I

had to get another one. And I got the

magnetic seal thing on the back, so it

looks pretty cool. And it came in this

green color because it was the only one

they had. S20 Plus, isn't that the

one that came after the S10 Plus? They're

not that much different. They both have

the similar cameras. Yeah, I think this

phone's pretty the best phone ever. It's

got headphone jack as well. It's got dual

SIMs and SD card slot. It's got

10-megapixel selfie camera with beauty

filter. It's got wide-angle and 2x optical

zoom, and it doesn't really feel slow.

And actually, this one has the iPhone

rip-off button thing where you swipe up.

I didn't think Samsung had that. I thought

that was like a Nothing OS thing, but my

Samsung S10 Plus, the old one, didn't have

that. But I downloaded the latest OS on

this one and it does have it, so that's

nice. Yeah, so I'm sending the

Nothing phone back tomorrow, probably not

tomorrow because I need this in first. I

need to test this out at work to make sure

it works properly, which it will. And I'll

bring the Nothing Phone with me as like a

backup just in case. And everything goes

well tomorrow, I'll send the Nothing Phone

back tomorrow. It is a shame because I

really like the Nothing Phone. It looks

cool. I like the design.

Oh wow, thanks. Love you, future stepdad.

Mommy says hi. Less than 3.

Love you too. So I really like the Nothing

Phone. The design is really nice with the

white design, and I really like the

big screen, and I really like the fast

charging, 50-watt wired charging. And it

was great, it was perfect and everything,

but for one thing it doesn't have— it

can't use wide angle on streaming apps,

and this can, and it costs half the price.

So I can't use this for streaming,

I need this for streaming. And I'll save

£200 by sending this back. So it was a

no-brainer. The speed difference, they're

not— I mean, I can't really tell any

difference, to be honest, with the speed.

Snapdragon Gen 7,

7 Gen 3, and this is like Exynos, I don't

know, 8995. They're pretty much the same.

So yeah, I think you want to get a phone

Don't go out and get a £1,000 S25

whatever, just get S10+, £140.

I might buy more, stock up on them. Best

phone ever. Okay, it's only limited to

Android 12, it's not supported for

Android 15, but there's barely any

difference between 12 and 15. I,

I don't see any difference, just like

optimization tweaks and whatever. Who

Is Sunny not coming back? Um, really doubt

it considering that 70% of you guys don't

like her. She would never want to be on

the channel. Well,

tough luck because I'm gonna talk about

her non-stop because she's the only

content I have now.

Get iPhone 16e. Uh,

that costs £700. It doesn't

have a wide-angle lens, and you can't

spoof GPS on iOS, so I would never buy an

iPhone again. Although if I get fired from

my job, I probably won't need to spoof GPS

anymore, so I wouldn't care about that

anymore.

I'm not going to get banned from Amazon.

I spent like £5,000 on Amazon the last 2

months. They don't care if I send back a

couple of things.

Yeah, today was the day she was supposed

to come over to pick up her stuff, but I

think probably me streaming straight away

after we broke up, which probably wasn't

really the real breakup, there was

probably still room to negotiate. But then

I burnt the bridge by coming back to my

YouTube channel and putting everything

back to public, even after I promised that

I would agree to a condition of not doing

YouTube as a way to make up for her

accidentally seeing my serial tapes,

which I think is a stupid— like, okay,

you saw my serial tapes that I was

watching recently, that's my bad. I don't

see how me I don't see why the punishment

has to be that I have to stop doing

YouTube. That's just silly. And then all

the reasons she came up with to stop

YouTube were all just silly anyway. Like,

I mean, honestly, what were the reasons to

stop doing YouTube? What, people were

being mean to her and it made her feel bad

and some of the videos were embarrassing

if her family saw them? Then don't tell

your family what my channel is.

Duh. Doesn't mean I have to stop doing

YouTube.

It's funny that when we broke up, she

didn't say, don't talk about me, or,

don't put the videos of us back up. I

don't know if she cares or not. Because

she just doesn't say what she actually

thinks. She'll be like, oh, it's okay,

it's fine. But then it's not.

So it's really hard to know

what she's thinking because she never says

what she's actually thinking until she

gets angry. And then it's too late, isn't

it? She knows you

won't listen anyway. Well, I mean, If

we're already broken up, what's there left

to lose? I'll just talk about her if I

want to talk about her, or else what?

She gonna break up with me again?

Might as well. I mean, there's nothing

left to lose now.

Damn, my hair's looking good today.

Although I saw some white hairs on the

back, I couldn't get them out. I need to

get— maybe I can, maybe I can take off the

bathroom mirror and put it in front of the

big mirror upstairs. I need a 2-mirror

system so I can see the back of my head.

It's really hard to isolate the white hair

and pull it out because all the other

hairs get in the way.

And they're all— my white hairs are always

on the back of my head. And really hard to

get to. Why can't they just be on the top

or something? I don't get any white hairs

here, here, here, here, or here. They're

always in the same location on the lower

back of my skull. Why is it always there?

One day all the hair will be white. Yeah,

well, Chihiro was dyeing her hair when she

was already 36 or 37. So the fact that I

don't have to dye my hair and I'm already

36 is pretty good.

It is sad when your hair starts changing

color. It's not fair. Why don't cats and

dogs go gray? You ever see a gray cat or

dog? You see an old cat and

dog cat or dog, and they've got the same

color hair or fur that they've always had.

Why do us humans have to suffer and get

white hair? You know, you never see like

loads of old cats and dogs with all white

hair, all gray hair. Yeah, they get a few

gray hairs, especially black cats. You see

a few white hairs here and there, but the

whole thing doesn't go white. Imagine

black cats turn into white cats. Would be

They only live 10 years. Yeah, maybe. Is

that why?

Yeah, I should cut it soon. It's getting a

bit funny looking from the side as well.

It looks like a— my mum would say it looks

like a helmet. Daniel's hair look

like helmet. Do you like my new phone?

I really like the magnet. See, you don't

need super glue. It's got like— it's got

adhesive of its own, but I don't think

it's super— I don't know actually. I mean,

it is super glue. It's really stuck on

there. No, it can't be super glue.

I don't know what kind of glue, but it's

really stuck on there. Yeah, you're not

getting that off. Maybe should have gotten

a case. I had a case for my old S10+, but

I cut it up so I could get the magnet out

to put on my Nothing phone case, and now I

don't need the Nothing phone case. Oh

I wonder if it's faster than my old S10+

because it's a new phone. Well, it's

refurbished, but that basically means it's

Fingerprint scanner seems more responsive

than my old phone. I really like how old

phones don't have a massive camera bump.

Look at that, that is so nice. I remember

back in 2019 when I got my S10+ and I

thought, wow, it's so futuristic,

it looks so— now it looks old. I mean,

look at the rounded corners. All modern

phones these days have that boxy look,

don't they? Flat edges.

Refurbished means it's used. Well, then

wouldn't it just say used? I thought

refurbished meant that maybe it was in a

shop window and then the shop took it out

of the shop window.

I paid my rent today. I nearly forgot.

£900. I got £81— no, I got

£61 from OnlyFans that I had built up on

there. God, it's so cold. My nose is

getting cold.

Yeah, so now I'm like getting used to

having YouTube back again. Now I'm

starting to miss Sunny a bit. When I had

Sunny, I didn't miss her because you can't

miss someone if you have them. And I was

getting a bit annoyed with her because she

made me stop YouTube and I missed YouTube.

Now I've got YouTube back. Yeah, it's nice

and everything, um, but you know, it would

be nice to have a girlfriend too. It's

just that I can't have both. That's the

problem. Why can't I have both? I don't

get it. I don't understand why me doing

YouTube became a deal breaker for her. It

didn't bother her for the whole year. She

was happy to, to be my girlfriend and

for us to engage in relationship talks

when I was doing YouTube. And then all of

a sudden it became a deal breaker for her

for me to do YouTube. I don't get it.

It's like she— I think she blamed all

our fights on YouTube. Like she thought,

oh, we kept fighting because of YouTube.

But that's not true. We kept fighting

because she's crazy. It's got nothing

to do with YouTube. And we got on

great in the beginning and the middle with

YouTube. You can't just suddenly go, oh,

it must be YouTube. No. I don't

understand why she suddenly started

lashing out at YouTube and thinking that

was the root of all our problems. And then

she was like, I can't date you if you do

YouTube. What? It didn't stop you before.

It didn't stop you for the whole year we

knew each other. And then all of a sudden,

2 weeks ago, it was a deal breaker for me

to do YouTube. It's so stupid.

So frustrating to lose a girlfriend when

you don't agree with the reasons. Like if,

if from the very first day I told her I'm

a YouTuber and she said, oh, I don't want

to date a YouTuber, I'd be like, okay,

can't really argue with that.

I don't know. It's like she got crazier

and crazier and kept getting angry at me

even though I am the same. I haven't

changed. I'm the same person I was a year

ago. She is not the same person a year

ago. She is a completely different person.

I haven't changed at all, like my

mannerisms, my personality.

But maybe that was the problem, that she

expected me to change since we got into a

serious relationship. But you don't just

change because your relationship's serious

now. But she completely changed.

Looking for a get-out excuse. Use YouTube

as a reason. No,

because I agreed to stop doing YouTube and

she was really happy and she was like,

oh, this is a new start for you, Daniel.

Put it all behind us. We're going to grow

old together. And she was like, really

happy and saying she was going to commit

to me and spend more time with me and I

could meet her family and I could do this

and we could do that. Like she was

planning our whole future because I took

the— I made the commitment to stop doing

YouTube. But why couldn't she have done

all that stuff with me doing YouTube as

well? I just don't

get it. I don't understand how her brain

works.

I think there's something wrong with her

brain. Yeah, yeah, she was supposed to be

here now, 6 o'clock. She said, I'll be at

your place at 6:15 to pick up my stuff.

For what? Why does she want to come?

She obviously doesn't care about her stuff

because she doesn't want it back anymore.

Why would she want to ruin her reputation

for you? Uh, she's— it's already ruined

and she ruined it herself. I didn't ruin

her reputation, she ruined her own

reputation.

Oh, the Discord sound, I forgot about

that. Yeah,

I mean, it's too late now. She's already

on my channel, she's already in Turkey

Tom's video. People already know about

her. The damage is done. So why care about

it anymore? I mean, what else is gonna

happen? Oh, PewDiePie is gonna react to me

next and 10 million people are gonna see

Sunny's face? No. The worst

is already over. So it's

too late now.

It's too late now to back out of it,

isn't it? That's not gonna make anything

better. If anything,

it's gonna make it worse because now we're

just gonna nonstop talking about her,

whereas I wouldn't have talked about her

if we just got back together and

everything was fine. I wouldn't have

talked about her because there would be

nothing to talk about. It'd be like, oh,

Sunny's at work. Oh, Sunny's coming over

tonight. There would literally be nothing

to talk about if we were together and

everything was fine.

So her reasoning is just so stupid.

I'm just pissed that she chose to break up

with me because I'm a YouTuber, because I

do YouTube. So stupid.

So I don't know. I don't understand why

her thinking was to fix our relationship,

I had to stop YouTube. And then I

stopped YouTube and then we still had

fights. So obviously it wasn't YouTube

that was the problem. Maybe she's the

problem, not blaming it on my YouTube

viewers and my YouTube channel. That

wasn't the reason why the relationship was

not very healthy.

Russell Brand's situation. He said he's

going to jail, didn't he? Is he really

going to jail? It's kind of crazy.

I wonder if he actually did those things.

It would surprise me because why would a

guy like Russell Brand have to rape

people? He can just rizz them up. I'm sure

he got women easily. I mean, I get women.

I don't have to go around raping people.

So if I can get women, obviously Russell

Brand can easily get women. He's a famous

movie star, TV person back in the day.

Why would he have to rape people unless

he's got a rape fetish?

How long would he go to jail for? Like 15

years? God, he'll come out, it'll be

almost time to die because he's already

nearly 50, isn't he? He'll be like 70.

God, what a waste. Work hard all your

life, become a multi-millionaire. You got

everything done, like money, set for life.

And then the end years of your life where

you're supposed to be just relaxing and

enjoying it, you end up in a jail cell.

Why did he— why couldn't he just make— I

don't understand it. Like, okay, he missed

Hollywood and being on TV, so he wanted to

be a YouTuber. Why couldn't he just do

funny videos? Why do you have to go all

like political? Start provoking mainstream

media. He was always kind of

like that though. Even in his peak, he

would go on TV and talk about how we need

a revolution. I don't know why these— why

do these famous people get all political?

No one cares. You're not going to change

anything. And even if you get close to

changing anything, you're going to get

locked up. Is it really worth it? You want

to go up against the elite?

Just chill out in your garden with your

millions and relax.

Yeah, why do they get all political

though? I just

don't get it. It's like they think they

can change things. It's not worth it.

Even if, if you get close to being able to

change things, you become a target.

The craziest conspiracy theory

you believe in? I don't

really believe in them, to be honest.

Like, I believe we went to the moon. I

don't believe the world's flat. I don't

believe Hitler escaped to Argentina.

I don't know about 9/11. Bit suspicious

Just seems a bit sus. Like,

the towers got flown into and then they

went and invaded Iraq, which they

benefited a lot from, didn't they? How

convenient.

It's funny how they end up invading

countries or going to war,

and then it somehow really benefits them

in various ways.

It's almost as if they only go to war if

it benefits themselves. Otherwise they

won't care.

I don't know about the COVID thing being

fake.

What do you mean fake? I mean, obviously

it was real because people died. I mean,

I think it was created in a lab and it

had American involvement. And then it

leaked or something,

like Resident Evil.

Yeah, don't know what to do. I went to

work today, went early, had quite a lot of

parcels actually. 78. I delivered

78 today. It took me about 3 hours, but

you know, it went pretty well. Nothing

happened that annoyed me.

Um, yeah, I think it went all well.

I can't really complain.

I misplaced one parcel in the wrong part

of the car, so it took me a while to find

it, which is a bit annoying. It's just

that there's these 2 neighborhoods that

have similar names. Sometimes I don't pay

attention. I'm like AFK mode. I'm on

autopilot mode whilst I'm sorting the

parcels. So I reckon I may— if I'm

getting 60 pence per parcel on average,

so that's so rubbish. £47. Oh my God.

£47. And then a Beelivery popped up.

Someone wanted a Big Mac and they were

offering £26. I didn't do it. I couldn't

be bothered. Imagine making £26

just for delivering one Big Mac.

It's in the town that Sunny lives in.

Maybe it was Sunny. Who orders a— who

orders a McDonald's on Beelivery? The

markup is insane. Why not

just use Uber Eats? Why buy it on

BeLivery? I don't get it. How did you

overestimate how much you made so much?

Because the stupid boss told me. He said,

oh, you're gonna be making 90p per parcel

because it's a rural area, plus this bonus

thing that I don't think I'm getting

anymore. He said I'm making £75

a day. Load of

bollocks. I should confront him about it,

but I can't be bothered.

He might come, he might say some kind of

excuse like, oh yeah, that was if you did

everything perfectly, but you've been

doing this wrong, so you didn't get the

bonus, or some bollocks like that,

probably. These people

are sneaky.

Work a real job when it earns more. Uh,

what real job makes £46 in

3 hours of work where

you don't have to talk to anyone and you

just drive around?

I mean, it's still £13 an hour.

£47 divided by 3, it's like—

I mean, it depends how fast you do it.

£15 an hour.

I just, I don't want to do delivery work

all day. I want to do it for a couple

hours and then I'm done. I made way more

money on Amazon Flex because I was doing

double blocks. I didn't just do one block

a day. If I did one block a day on Amazon,

I'd probably be making this much too.

Yeah, about £1,000. One 3-hour block on

Amazon pays about £45 as well. Actually,

it's kind of the same. It's just that with

Amazon, I would do a double block and make

about £90 to £100 in a day.

And then on Christmas, it was really good.

I was making like £140 in a day.

So I mean, I was doing full-time basically

on Amazon, but they count it as part-time

because they limit you to 26 hours. But

you could still do a double block almost

every day, maybe 5 days a week,

and then you wait a day and then it

resets, and then you can do a double block

Um, but Amazon Flex was just very

stressful because you always get sent to a

different area and

they're very strict. Like, one parcel goes

missing, your dashboard goes down by 25%,

and then you keep getting warnings like,

your dashboard is at risk,

you're gonna get banned, you're gonna get

terminated. That was really stressful

checking the dashboard.

I think I'd rather have less stress and

make less money. Apart from

the Morrison blocks, I really miss those.

Those were easy.

And also people tipped you quite a lot

doing Morrisons. This old granny tipped—

she gave my mum about £10 cash.

Yeah, Sunny ain't coming. 6:40,

it's over. Blocked me

Oh wow, thank you, Dad. What happened to

the wooden spoon Grandma Cami spanked you

with? It's a family heirloom and should be

passed down to me or Mommy.

I don't know, it's probably in a landfill

somewhere. Wait,

I got a weird email.

Oh, I thought I was in trouble.

It's just like a promotion email.

I don't understand what this is.

Hmm, do I have to do this thing?

Wait a minute.

I think I have to let them

know when I'm available.

What happens if I don't let them know I'm

Weird. Okay, I've got to select every day

one by one. Okay,

I said I'm available for work.

It's really weird how there's not many

people at the depot now. I go there and

there's just one other guy, whereas when I

first started working here, there used to

be like 5 or 6 people loading up.

Now it's just me and this other person all

the time, but he's quite friendly. He

helped me take my parcels out,

and he seems to do it with his girlfriend.

He and his girlfriend are there together.

As if Sunny would do that. Sunny did keep

saying that she would like to come along

to see what it's like, but she never did.

Obviously. I don't know why she says stuff

that she doesn't mean. Like she would say,

oh, can I come along for an Amazon block?

And she obviously doesn't want to. And

then she just doesn't come.

For some reason, I got all excited when

people wanted to come along. Like when my

sister came along, I was all excited,

kind of like

excited to show off my job to my sister.

I don't know why I was like excited about

my job. I thought I was cool driving a

car, delivering parcels. No one would ever

predict that I would end up doing this,

would they? Imagine if my dad could see

me. Daniel driving a car!

Although it is kind of the same as what I

did for my first ever job, which was

delivering newspapers on my bicycle. Came

round full circle.

How many phones does he have? I got 4.

I got S10 Plus, my new one. I got my

iPhone. I got

my Nothing phone. And I

got my old S10 Plus. I got more phones

than Marquez Brownlee now.

Yeah, well, this one's broken. This one's

going back. I'm gonna miss it though. It

is a nice phone. I really like

the design. It looks like a stormtrooper.

I really like the white edges.

So annoying. I just don't understand why

Android does this.

Why? Why are there all these

really cool apps where you can do live

streaming and record videos,

but you can't select the wide-angle lens

or the zoom lens unless it's a Samsung

phone. I just don't get it. Why do they do

that? Why is it only Samsung

that have third-party access to

the wide lens?

Did you see my DMs on Discord?

Um,

no,

actually, I think I set my Discord to not

receive DMs because I was scared I was

going to get nudes or something and Sunny

would find out, and then I forgot how to

re-enable it. Is it data and privacy?

I was really scared because Sunny was

going through my phone, checking my

messages. And then after the Turkey Tom

thing happened and we were back together,

she, she wanted to look at my Instagram

DMs to see how many girls were messaging

me. So I showed it to her and I said I

didn't reply to any. And she was looking

through my messages. But I actually had a

conversation with, I think, Kale about

Sunny, and we were saying some pretty wild

stuff. And I forgot— oh my gosh, Sunny saw

that. Jesus, it would have been bad.

Kale was saying stuff like, you should get

Pia to come live in your house secretly

whilst You also see he was like saying all

this crazy stuff.

So how do I re-enable DMs?

Content and social. Oh, direct messages

from friends block. Now I'll put show,

show, show.

I really like this phone.

You might have to send it again.

I guess I'll accept the friend requests.

God, I just— I don't think I could date

Sunny anymore with all these girls adding

me. Sunny would be like, you have to

delete all the girls and block everyone

and leave Discord and private your

Instagram and show me all your Instagram.

It'll be just a nightmare. I think it's

just broken. I don't know why she would

not trust me though, because I haven't

talked to the girls and she's the one who

went on a sweet date with a sweet guy. I

didn't do anything. All I did was wank off

to some old videos.

Yeah, I like the Samsung S10 for

functionality, but there's something about

the Nothing phone that I do quite like.

I don't really know what though.

I guess the screen does look brighter,

if you can tell.

It's the design, I think. I think the flat

edges are really— I really like the flat

edges. On the sides. The curved edges on

the S10+ are not very

nice. I mean, it's fine, it doesn't hurt

or anything, it's just it feels nice in

the hand, the Nothing Phone.

So I would only use this purely for work.

And then I guess I'll use my iPhone for

normal phone stuff.

It is a nice screen. 120Hz.

Oh, whatever. It's not

worth £200, is it? I'd rather have my £200

back. Back to my scratched

up iPhone.

Yeah, so I don't have any meat and we

still have 8 days until I

can go shopping again. I've got 4 eggs.

Is there protein in miso soup?

I've got cheese that has protein and Huel

has protein, so bit annoying

I ran out of protein,

but I've got enough vegetables and rice

and I could just do vegetable stir-fry

with an egg for 4 days. I got 4 days of

eggs and then what, the last

4 days I got to just have cabbage and

rice. And then we're gonna go splurge in

Lidl. I might do a video actually,

budget food shopping in Lidl, £50 budget,

can it last 2 weeks?

Budget cooking series.

I need to find cheaper sources of protein.

I'm really looking forward to making liver

and onions. That sounds good. Maybe get

those, um, frankfurters in the jar.

They'll last a while.

I just really don't want my food bill to

explode to like £200 a month.

Maybe beans. Maybe we can find some snails

outside in the garden. My garden's getting

all covered in weeds, so it's going green,

which is nice. It's just that I'd rather

have grass. Weeds are fine, I guess.

I'd rather have weeds than a lot of

gravel. I hate gravel.

I hate it when people have a gravel

driveway and then it's hard to walk and

then you will spin accidentally on it.

Such a lazy way of doing a driveway, just

get a lot of gravel.

Am I ever coming back to Japan?

I just don't know what I'd do if I go to

Japan. I'd walk around and then I'd get

bored and depressed because it would

remind me of— it would probably remind me

of Sunny now because me

and Sunny were walking around Tokyo and

having a good time. I went to Shibuya with

Sunny. We went to that big building with

the Nintendo store and went to the rooftop

garden, and then we went to Five Guys.

I think. And yakiniku. Oh,

we had such a good time in Japan. Why'd

she have to ruin it? Everything was

so good and she ruined it. I didn't do

anything differently. What did I do that

was different? How am I different now to

compare to when I was in Japan? I was

streaming. I was talking about exes.

Everything was perfect. Why did

she have to go all crazy? I just don't

understand. It's like the things that

didn't bother her when we weren't official

bothered her when we became official. So

when we became official, everything

bothered her, whereas before it didn't

bother her. Like me talking about Chihiro

or my exes or Streaming

instead of talking to her would bother

her. Chatting on Discord instead of

texting her would bother her. Everything

bothered her.

You want her back? Well, yeah. I didn't

want to break up. I never wanted to break

up. It was always her that wanted to break

up. But she gave me an impossible choice,

so I couldn't— choose her over YouTube.

It's like saying you have to choose your

legs or staying with me. Obviously you're

not gonna lose your legs so you can stay

with a woman. I'm just, I'm just so

frustrated because it was so good and it

was so perfect. And we had such a good

And nothing's changed on my behalf. I'm

still doing YouTube and I still— I haven't

changed my behavior. But why is that a

problem? It wasn't a problem back then.

Why did it become a problem? Who keeps

phoning me? Glasgow?

Should I answer it?

Hello? Hello there,

good evening.

Hello? Hello, good evening. Is that Mr.

Daniel Lord? Yes. Good afternoon,

Mr. Lord. Nelson here from Scottish Power,

just doing a follow-up call regarding

that, uh, online inquiry you've made

through switcheroo.com. I'm not interested

in switching. Oh, may I ask what changed

your mind? I don't think I made the

inquiry in the first place. Through

switcheroo.com? That wasn't me.

Hmm, okay, no worries. And you're not

interested in switching, as you mentioned?

No, sorry about that. Well, you have a

good night, Mr. Lord. No worries, I'll

take off this phone number then. Okay,

thank you. Bye.

Someone put my phone number on these. I

don't know, why does he sound American?

Why does it say Scottish Power but he

sounds American?

Was it Sunny using my phone number to sign

up to stuff? Mr. Lord,

what are we

talking about? I forgot. Yeah, I'm just

whining that everything with Sunny was

so good and then she ruined it.

She basically sabotaged it all. I just

don't get it. She, she loved my streams.

She loved being in the chat. She loved

being a part of it. I just

don't get why it changed. People were

trolling her and like making jokes and

stuff from the beginning. From the very

first time we met, people were making

jokes. Why did she start getting all

butthurt over the jokes?

I just don't get it.

Yeah, the problem with this Nothing phone

is I would never want to make a video with

it because there's no skin filter.

So, I mean, it doesn't look too bad,

I guess, if I get the lighting right.

I would just not want to make a video on

it. 50-megapixel selfie camera. This is

a 1— I think it's a 2-megapixel. It's just

I don't feel good if I don't have

a skin filter, and if I don't feel good,

I won't want to make videos. And if I

don't want to make videos, that's not very

good, is it?

So the Nothing Phone, it can't— it's not

good for live streaming because the wide

angle doesn't work. And I can't use it to

make videos. So if I was going to make a

video, I need my S10+ back. And the S10+

does everything I want it to do. It can

spoof GPS, it can use wide angle, it's got

a beauty filter, so it makes me look good

when I make my videos.

It does everything I need. So for those

reasons, unfortunately, I have to send

the Nothing Phone back.

Also, my credit card was used on hers

because I bought Assassin's Creed with my

credit card because I wanted the cashback.

So I don't know if it's saved on her

Steam. I don't think she would use it.

I think it might still need the 3-digit

code. I don't think she would do something

like that. I've got her Steam

login details unless she changed it. Do

you think she changed it?

Maybe I should try logging into her Steam,

delete all her games. No, just kidding, I

can't remotely delete her games.

She took her ex's 6K.

Well, The story is

a bit more complicated than that.

Basically, the ex was this American guy,

and Sunny kept flying to America to see

him, and she would pay for the plane

tickets. So she was paying thousands of

pounds in plane tickets, and then they

broke up, and then he was like desperately

trying to get her back, but she wasn't

interested. So as like a last-ditch

effort, he sent her $6K saying, oh, this

is for the plane tickets and stuff. So she

took the money. So when you think about it

that way, it doesn't sound so bad, does

it? And he was also a bit of a scumbag.

Apparently he was hooking up with his ex

while seeing Sunny, and then Sunny found

out and then dumped him, but he kept

trying to get her back, so she blocked

him. And then he sent $6K. So I don't

think you can really blame Sunny.

She spent thousands on him and not you.

Yeah, I know, right?

Not fair. She spent all

that money flying to America, and then I

still had to pay for a bus Tickets and

Although, I mean, she did get on a bus

that took over 9 hours to get to my place.

I would not want to do that. I don't, I

don't think I would do that just to stay

for a few days.

That's like getting on a plane and then

she had to go to London, transfer in

London to another bus in the middle of the

night as well. That's a lot of dedication.

Yeah, that American guy, he came to

England a few times and met her family,

so it was— it seemed pretty serious. She

was only 19 as well, and he was like

30-something. It's kind of weird, don't

you think? Bit, bit icky.

30-year-old getting with a 19-year-old.

Weird. I mean, how did they meet? Did he—

was he like on some kind of teenage chat

forum and he was like, hey guys,

I'm American? Just sounds like a weirdo.

Apparently he made good money, like, I

don't know, $100K a year or more.

He's got that American money. He's your

age? Yeah, but I wouldn't— I

don't know if I would date a 19-year-old.

I would find it a little bit weird because

it's like a kid, isn't it?

You'd be like in a relationship with a

little kid mentally. I'd rather

have someone around my age.

Oh wow, thanks. And does

body count matter when going for serial or

What does it— does body

count matter when going for girlfriend?

Do you mean if you're considering her to

be your girlfriend, does her body count

matter? I wouldn't care. I mean, I

wouldn't ask because I wouldn't really

want to know, because if it's really high,

she's not going to tell me it's really

high, is she? She'll lie about it.

Can I have invite to the Dick's Discord

server? Um, yeah, I'll chuck in a link.

I thought there was a link in the

livestream description.

Here's the link. Oh wait, why is it

There's the link.

Welcome to the channel— I mean, the

server. Yeah, I mean, Sunny's dedication

was quite good considering she would

willingly get on a bus to come and see me

and it took 8 to 9 hours and she had to

get— I think her mum had to take her to

the bus stop and it took like an hour from

her house to the bus stop. So she had to

take an hour car trip to the bus stop and

then 7 hours on the bus and then 2 hours

from London just to come and see me

and then stay for like a week.

That's pretty good dedication.

I wouldn't do that. That's why

I never went to visit her. Remember she

was getting upset because I never went to

visit her and she always came to my house?

And I said, well, I thought that was

because we agreed it would be best if you

came to my place. 'Cause if I go to your

place, I would have to book a hotel.

But honestly, I just didn't really want to

get on a bus for 8 hours, and the train

was a pain in the backside, and a taxi

would be a real ex— pretty expensive,

and I didn't have a car at the time. And

also, I was a bit scared of driving to her

place because I'd never done such a long

trip before.

Yeah, I don't— if it's just a one-time

thing to get myself relocated, I don't

mind doing an 8-hour trip, but I don't

want to do an 8-hour trip just to stay for

a week and then have to come home and it

will take 8 hours and then do that every

But I think I made up for it by moving all

the way here and getting a house. And then

she dumps me for all these other stupid

I think I— she keeps saying that I don't

put effort in and she's gone above and

beyond. I think I've put way more

effort in this relationship than she has.

But then she, she won't agree. She would

be like, oh, I had to endure all this

abuse from your toxic viewers for a year.

Oh no, they called you Loggie. So sad you

had to be called Loggie and Forearms. It

must have been crushing. You're getting

called names that are the kind of insults

that 12-year-olds would use, and you're

getting mad about it. How were you a

teacher? I thought you were a teacher.

You should be able to withstand childish

insults. I guess

the Japanese kids didn't insult her.

Yeah, I put in way more effort than she

has. I got a car and I moved all the way

here and I broke up with my other

girlfriend. And I got a house and I went

to all these house viewings and I went

into massive debt to furnish the house to

make it cozy for us. I spent way more

money. I spent like £8,000. What has

she spent? £10 here and there on the bus

trip.

I've gone into massive debt to try and

make this relationship work. And then she

has the nerve to say I didn't put in

enough effort. I put way more— I put way

more effort in than she has. The only

effort I didn't make was, okay, my texts

were a bit dry. Sorry for being tired and

depressed and not feeling very chatty.

Did she actually dump you?

Well, yeah, she didn't say

it, but we had a talk last week basically

saying that we're not compatible and it's

up to me to make the choice. I, I'm free

to choose to do YouTube, but then she's

also free to not want to be with me. And I

said, okay, then I want to do YouTube.

And now I've invested so much into this

new life, I can't just ditch it and

abandon it. I made

a choice to come here and build a life

here, didn't I? I can't just pack

my stuff and leave.

I just feel very— I feel treated unfairly.

Unjustly. What? YouTube does not give me

$300 a month. I made $300 in

the last 2 days since I came back to

YouTube. I make like $1,300

a month.

Yeah, I am the victim. I didn't do

anything wrong. I didn't bully her, the

viewers did. I didn't make her come

on my stream, she wanted to be on stream.

I didn't make second channel gaming videos

thinking she wouldn't notice. She said I

could make them.

So what have I done wrong? Apart from

jerking off to my exes.

That was kind of my bad, I guess.

But I've been jerking off to my exes since

I took the videos. Who doesn't jerk off to

their exes?

I've been jerking off to Chihiro for years

since we got divorced.

I didn't think that would be a surprise to

anyone.

I jerk off to Pia, jerk off to Chihiro,

sometimes Turkish girl, sometimes I even

jerk off to Tomoko.

Who else did I jerk off to?

Sometimes you just gotta use whatever you

have to get a good jerk-off.

You got to explore the memory banks.

How would you feel if Sunny jerks off to

her ex?

Uh, well, I wouldn't go snooping

through her laptop, would I? I would

respect her privacy. If someone says don't

look through my folders and then you do it

anyway, um, it's kind of your fault

if you find something you don't like. I

said don't look through them.

I don't understand why she did that. It's

not the first time she's done that as

well. She did it in my other house, my

mum's house, when we were on my laptop

because there were a bunch of old videos I

had on it and she was like clicking

through and I said, no, don't look at

those. But she kept looking through

because it was funny.

Oh God, that night when she found them and

then we were about to have a gaming

session and then she found them and then

she— her face went from laughing to just

dead. And then she stormed off,

called me a disgusting monster, remember?

And she said, you— in a split second, you

became a disgusting monster. And

unfortunately, there's just no coming back

from that. And then we literally came back

from it. You can't take anything she says

seriously. How many times has she written

these big breakup messages?

I wouldn't— I mean, if her phone was

there, I wouldn't go through her phone.

Going through the hidden folders and

stuff. Number one, it's rude.

Number two, I'd be scared I'd find

something I didn't like, because I've

done that before. I went through Chihiro's

phone, I found those texts, and it just

made me feel bad. Nothing good came out of

it, so I don't recommend it.

It will destroy relationships for

silly reasons. It's not worth it.

Everyone's got little dirty secrets,

don't they?

Yeah, when I found Chihiro sexting the

Australian guy when we were together, it

made me feel really bad. But Chihiro still

wanted to be with me, and she obviously

didn't want to date the Australian guy.

I don't know, she was just— maybe she was

mad at me or frustrated.

Also, our sex was not very good in the

I just— I didn't really find Chihiro very

attractive, to be honest. Like, I remember

the sex being really bad. And it took a

while for it to get better.

I don't know why.

Chihiro's body is just very boring.

She doesn't have any bum or smell.

She's— I mean, she's got a flat stomach.

I guess that's nice. Her boobs are okay.

But it was just not— it wasn't

interesting. Her body was very boring to

me, but I like Sunny's body.

Didn't have any problems with that.

So maybe that's why she was sexting the

Australian guy, because the sex wasn't

But it's weird because, I mean,

conventionally Chihiro's body looks good

because she's slim and she's got a flat

People would say, oh, she's hot or

attractive. But I didn't feel attraction.

I just thought, ah, she looks okay, she's

not fat or ugly, why not get married?

I thought she was a lot better than what I

usually get.

It's like, I— oh my God, I would never cry

and get depressed because I lost Chihiro.

I've had some insane mental breakdowns

because of Sunny and because of Mila,

where I was really, really upset because

we broke up. I never— I would never have

such intense emotions for Chihiro. I

couldn't— I wouldn't care at all. When we

got divorced, I was like, okay, thank God.

I thought I was never gonna get out of

Now, I don't really know if that's a good

thing though. I mean, I guess it

kind of proves that you really had

feelings for them and you really cared

about them. If it upsets you so much when

it didn't work out. But then the feeling

is pure misery. It's pure depression.

Nothing else in the world can destroy your

mental health like actually developing

feelings for a woman and then she dumps