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Hello,

hello.

Could actually

sit here.

Then you can see me.

Do you like my livestream setup? Very

professional.

Not sure how to, um, improve my livestream

setup. What do you think? Maybe I

can get a smaller mirror for the table,

then I can sit at the table. Oh, the

table's dirty. Why is it dirty?

Where's my cloth?

Look, I went shopping. Look at all the

stuff I bought.

I bought lots of stuff.

Let me clean your table.

Oh, is that the real Kerry B?

I'll make you mod again.

Hopefully it's the real Kerry B,

my faithful trustworthy mod.

Okay, table clean.

Look what I got from Aldi today. Oh, ate

these already. I got Mr. Porky.

These were pretty good. Oh, there's one

left.

I like these new pork scratchings they

have now because I used to like pork

scratchings, but they always had these big

thick disgusting pieces of fat on it.

That made them too much. But now there are

these new light ones coming out, like this

one and these ones— pork puffs.

And they're more like crisps, and they

don't have that big lump of fat on it,

but they still taste like pork

scratchings. They taste really good. This

one's got vinegar. 17 protein.

Wow. And I got these And

I got this chicken stock because I'm gonna

make big fat soup. Um, I'm not gonna make

the soup tonight because I got fish. I

want to eat the fish first. I think I'll

make the big fat chicken soup on Twitch.

Look what I got.

I got cod. We'll make fish and chips

tonight. Cod loins, and then

I got a big box of chicken drumsticks.

Wow, look at all those drumsticks.

Gonna boil it in a pot. And I got some

sausages. No, I didn't

get beer because I bought so much food and

it was really heavy, and then I couldn't

be bothered to carry a load of beer as

well. Plus, I don't really feel like

talking to someone. I always gotta talk.

Well, you don't really have to talk to

them. They'll come over to you, and then

you've got to show them ID. I didn't

really feel like it. And I got vegetables.

Yeah,

it's a bit annoying because I

want to buy beer, but in England they only

sell the big cans of beer, and I don't

want a big can of beer. I just want a

small can, but Nowhere sells—

well, they have, they have the little

craft beers, little small cans,

but I don't want a craft beer that costs

£2 for one can. I want like the cheap beer

but in a small can, not in a big can.

So I don't know what to do for beer. At

this rate, I'm never going to drink beer

again. Should be a bit sad.

You can get bottles of beer, but then it's

like a big bottle. I'm not going to drink

a whole bottle of beer. And then I could

put it in the fridge, but then it's going

to go flat, and then I don't have a bottle

opener. Oh, they make it so difficult,

don't they?

I really want a beer. It's so annoying.

But when I go shopping, I feel like, uh,

I don't really want one, you know. It's

like £5 just for

some empty calories doesn't really benefit

me nutritionally. And then I always end

up not buying it because it's too heavy or

I gotta show my ID. I've got mixed beans

and chopped tomatoes.

I guess I could go shopping again just for

beer this time.

I haven't been out of the apartment for 5

days until today. I was just inside the

whole time. I need to cut my hair as well,

it's getting long.

But I bought enough food, should last me

another 5 days. Look at this. So I've got

loads of bread, and then I've got enough

sausages for 1, 2, 3 sausages

per sandwich. 3, 3, 2. I can make 3

sandwiches, so that's 3 lunches.

And then I've got all these chicken

drumsticks, which would be like 4 dinners

maybe,

plus potatoes. I think all this

food could last me another 5 or 4 days

before I have to go out again. And I got

protein yogurt and some

milk, and I got brown sauce.

Brown sauce always good with sausage

sandwich. A sausage sandwich.

And I don't have a knife.

Yeah, I need to get a knife to chop stuff.

That's why I got these small potatoes so I

don't have to chop them. It's just I don't

know where to get a knife. Seems like a

lot of shops don't want to sell them.

Okay, can we ban all these idiots spamming

fart? Please ban you.

Who else needs to be banned? Ban. Fly

away. Oh my God,

I'm going to have to ban everyone.

Vlog Field, can I mod you?

Add moderator. Okay, everyone spamming

stupid stuff, can you ban them please?

Didn't— every time I stream, it's like new

bunch of idiots trying to piss me off.

Don't know if they're the same people or

it's different people.

Okay, that should stop them. So annoying

because I can't turn slow mode on when I

stream from my mobile. Slow mode is an

option you can set from the streaming

dashboard from a web browser. When you

stream from PC, but I'm not streaming from

PC. So every time I stream,

there's always a bunch of idiots trying to

piss me off. I don't get it.

Banned so many people for spamming and

trying to do stupid stuff. Where do they

keep coming from?

Why is there a door here? It's the window.

Yeah, I made a lot of money today from

trading. Managed to regain all my losses,

which is nice. Oh my God,

£36 Corsair Gaming! Oh,

you should have seen Corsair Gaming today.

So Corsair Gaming missed earnings report,

um, by a couple cents, and then the whole

stock crashed by like 7%. I bought the

bottom Rode it up, sold it at like £50.

It came back down and I just placed

another 2 orders on Corsair Gaming and now

it's going back up again.

I made loads but I lost loads too as well.

I mean, I had a lot of bad trades. Look at

all these green trade numbers I made, but

then look at all the reds. Oh, I made a

lot of mistakes. Look, I shorted Robinhood

I, I shorted NASDAQ a few times. I tried

shorting Square, lost that one. That NIO

loss— NIO lost that one.

Oh my God, I lost a lot on Square there,

but I managed to make back most of it

from these. Buying NIO, buying NASDAQ.

Oh, it's going up! £40. Should I sell

Damn, look at that. I don't want to sell

because I think $27 for Corsair Gaming is

just ridiculously low. There's no way it's

not going to go back up to where it was.

It's so stupid it dropped 7% in the first

place just because it missed earnings by a

couple cents. They think, oh no, it's not

a good company. Corsair Gaming is the best

gaming company in the whole world. Who

here uses Corsair Gaming?

Yeah, exactly, everyone. So I

feel quite safe holding— I've got like 140

shares of CFDs right

now, which is a bit risky,

but I feel confident holding it overnight.

Damn, if only it can get back to like $29,

to where it was before, that would get me

like a £100 gain.

Oh wow, oh wow, should I just sell it now,

lock in my gains? Oh, I'm excited. Ah,

that green, I love that green. Look at my

profits from day trading, I'm up like £220

from 2 weeks and 2 days

of day trading. Yes! I had a few days

where I accidentally wiped out all my

profits, but then I just waited a bit and

the profits came back. But today was

amazing.

No, I'm not addicted. Shut up. Oh my God,

46! It just keeps going up.

Uh, maybe I'll sell one. Look at that,

it's an upside-down vagina

pattern forming here. Should I sell

one? Oh no, it went down. Oh no, don't

look at it. Oh, I don't know, I don't

know. Should I sell one? I feel like

selling half of it.

He's up 220 except for losses. So I

probably gained, made like 500, but then I

probably lost like 250. So all in all,

in— I'm still up like 200 something.

That's day trading for you. Even the most

professional, experienced day traders have

like a 40%, 45% loss rate. No day

trader gets like 100% wins. It's like Adam

Khoo says, um, even the most professional

day traders can only expect to get a 55%

win ratio. But that's all you need. All

you need is like a 5%, 55% in the green,

and then you're in the green because you

just need more greens than reds, and then

you're in the green. It's just

statistically impossible to just

constantly keep getting trades,

getting the right trades. You're going to

make some losses here and there.

So yeah, I had a good day. Now I can't

stop looking at it. Oh, it's going up!

44.

Look at those wins. Oh no,

it's going red.

It's at $27. Oh, come on, $27 is

way undervalued.

I'm in a good mood now seeing that green.

Who's that? Who's revving their engine?

Shut up. And then I got $10 from JP

Morgan. They sent me dividends. Very nice.

You see, this is why I don't know why

people put their money in the bank. Why

don't you just put your money in the stock

of the bank and then it goes up, plus you

get dividends? Better than rubbish 2%

savings a year— 2% interest savings

account. Wow. I got $10 dividend.

Bet you're jealous. Gonna use

it to, um, buy some food

though. Okay, what else did I buy? I

bought some bin bags because I found out

you can actually just buy bin bags instead

of using the plastic shopping bags as the

bin bag. So I was paying 20p per bin bag

for the rubbish bins And then I found out

you can just get a whole roll of bin bags

for only 80p, so that was a good idea.

Now I've got proper bin bags.

And I got some floor wipes,

kills 99.99% bacteria.

Oh wow, it kills H1N1 too! What?

I wonder if it kills COVID.

Oh, thank you, Shin. Somebody on Reddit

says they're gonna find you. Well, I'm

pretty sure everyone knows where I am by

now. I'm in the biggest building in

Manchester because I'm the richest, most

famous YouTuber. Richest man of

Manchester. Look at me towering above

all the peasants.

So this cleans and kills the

flu virus. Well, this is what killed my

dad, H1N1. That's so weird.

My dad died from H1N1.

It says on his death certificate,

H1N1. And then these can actually kill the

virus. Why didn't they just use these

instead of that stupid thing they put in

his mouth? Stupid hospital, can't even

save my dad. Should have got some floor

wipes. Then they wouldn't have the bloody

H1N1, would they? It's very weird that

they put that on the label though.

I'm pretty sure most people don't even

know what H1N1 is.

It's only the most deadly virus in

all of humanity. It's only like the most

deadly flu that killed 20 million people

back in 1920.

It's just weird they put that on the

front. Interesting.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure like the most, most

people, the common person does not know

like these different variants of flu.

They just think, oh, flu's flu, flu, flu,

flu. They don't know all the different

number serials, do they?

H1N1 is basically swine flu. Yeah, it's

all the same. Swine flu is the same.

Spanish flu. I don't know what the

scientific technical name is. Did Chess

give up on her channel? I don't know.

She— we were messaging each other a couple

months ago and she was all excited about

making a channel because her friend's

channel apparently took off and it's

making good money. And then she was asking

me questions like, how much money do I

make? And is it easy to do it?

And then she made a channel and then she

irritated me because she made a Discord

where all the stupid trolls and haters

were on hating on me. And then I told her

off, and then she was like, oh, I don't

care, we're not married anymore, it's not

my problem, I want to do what I want to

do, I'm just trying to make money. So I

told her to fuck off, and then we didn't

talk since then. And now she's not even

making videos anymore. The hell? Made all

that hocus pocus for nothing.

Upsetting me. Where are the videos?

Okay, let me check my stock. Oh no, if

it's down, I'm going to be in a bad mood.

Oh, maybe I should sell. I'm scared. Oh,

I'm scared. Ah, but then if I sell and

then it's like back up to 29 tomorrow,

I'll be so annoyed. Oh,

what do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

Maybe I'm just scared I'm gonna check it

and it's gonna be like minus 20, and then

I'm just gonna be pissed off for the rest

of the stream. Maybe I just won't look at

it. Come on, it's Corsair Gaming.

So many people that I look up to in the

stock world Um, have put like millions

into it and think it's gonna be like $60

stock.

What the hell's that? Stupid person.

I hate people with their really noisy

engines. Is it true you're turning rainbow

for OnlyFans? No, I can't be gay.

Unless they've got a very tiny dick, it

just wouldn't go in unless there's ripping

and tearing involved. It's not really

that loud usually, it's just some people

have really, really loud engines and

motorbikes. Oh, thank you, VX. No,

I don't want to sell it.

I don't want to.

Oh, I feel like checking it again now.

What time is it?

It's 8 o'clock. Market closes in 55

minutes. Maybe it's gonna be— ah,

damn it, 35.

No, don't go down.

I want a nice happy ending.

What do you mean tiny amount of money?

That £36 alone is like more money than

I make from 2 YouTube

videos these days. Maybe, I don't know.

£36 is like $50. No, I make

more than $50 for one video still.

I just haven't made a video in ages

because I have no idea what to talk about.

If I had an actual job, I'd make more.

Yeah, but then I have to study for the

actual job, which will take years, and

then I have to interact with idiots, and

then I have to have like a work schedule

where I wake up in the morning and then go

there. I'd rather just sit naked on my

sofa. Trading stocks instead of getting a

real job. Why do people

say that? It's like saying, oh, you could

make more money if you can become the

President of America. Why don't you just

do that then? Because it's difficult.

Why don't you just become the chairman—

chairman of Microsoft? That makes more

money. Okay, sure, I'll just go and do

that. I'll go and email Bill Gates now.

Ask if I can be a chairman of Microsoft.

What job would I do if I got a real job?

What is a real job though? My dream job

would involve not talking to people, not

dealing with customers, and being able to

do it naked in my room. So OnlyFans

suits me pretty well.

I don't want to go outside and interact

with people. I've done it before and I

hated it every single time. There was not

a single time when I had a real job and I

liked doing it,

so no thanks. Okay, let's make

our fish and chippos.

Make it slowly. Also, it's not about how

much money you make, it's about making

enough money to be able to live how you

want to live.

I'd rather make £1,000 a month living

how I want to live than making £5 million

a month where I've got to do all this

stuff I don't want to do.

How much do I want for some mouth action

on sausage? I don't think I'd do that.

It's too embarrassing. I don't mind

getting naked, but I don't really want to

show my face too much in the shots.

That's a little bit embarrassing when your

whole face— like, your whole body's naked

and your face is all visible in the shot

as well. I usually try to cut my face out

of the shot.

Why don't you people stop telling me to

get a job? That'll be nice. 4 years

now, 4 years people have been

non-stop telling me to get a job. Why?

What is your obsession with me getting a

job? I just don't understand it. Why do

people care so much if I get a job or not?

4 years now and you people still going,

get a job, get a job.

No, don't want to.

You can't make me.

Okay, so today I'm gonna make my famous

fish and chips,

crispy and golden.

Very simple.

Which stock YouTuber trades do I copy? I

don't really watch the stock tubers

anymore. I watch, you know, credible

people who know what they're talking

about, like Jeremy Laffoob from Financial

Education. And I watched this— I think

he's Croatian. He's called Sven, Value

Investing with Sven. They know what

they're talking about, and they're not

like, yo guys, we're gonna hit this play,

it's gonna 10x, boy, buy now.

Those people are dumb.

I, I don't know if anyone watches Chris

Sain, but maybe you still remember. I made

a lot of money from copying Chris Sain's

picks until the great crash of February.

And now Chris Sain has like a lot of

haters. He even has like a hate subreddit.

I can't believe it. Because people lost a

lot of money because of him. And then he's

so not humble. He's always saying stuff

like, oh, I knew this stock was going to

go up. I was the first one on this stock

before all the others were on it. I know

this market like the back of my hand.

He's so bragging all the time. People are

getting angry with him. And then when

there's stocks that he recommended that

have just crashed, he just conveniently

never mentions them ever again. This is

funny.

And then he made a video reacting to the

haters, the stupid stock people.

Uh, this smells weird. Smells fishy.

Yeah, it's hard finding credible people to

follow on YouTube because all these crypto

and stock YouTubers, they're so scammy.

Like, they just want to pump and dump,

and then, uh, they just want to share

their Webull link.

Guys, click on my free trade link.

We get free share.

Damn, this fish is so smelly. It's not out

of date, is it? Says sixth of August.

It's just like a really smelly fish.

Like your mum's pee. Pooh.

Oh, I didn't

clean this properly.

Why is there weird stuff on it? Wait, let

me clean it.

Yeah,

hate cleaning stupid oven tray.

Worst thing ever, it's when you got oily

Sticky stuff stuck on your oven tray.

This tripod is weird, it's really stiff

now. Excuse me.

I got this kitchen foil so I won't have to

clean it, hopefully. How do you open the

kitchen foil? I've got hiccups.

Aluminium foil.

Yeah, I finally decided to get

it because I realized it

would save having to do a lot of cleaning.

Can we get it off?

How'd you get it off there?

Okay.

Remember the last time I made fish and

chips? It was in Japan in the first

apartment. Made it on the floor,

remember? I got that, that fat fryer,

oil deep fat fryer,

and I made my own chips. Okay, so I

got barbecue seasoning.

And then I'm going to rub it onto the

fish. Um,

I think I'll just put the seasoning

on like this. It's upside down. What is—

does it matter if it's actually—

it looks more shiny on this side.

Which side is it supposed to be?

I don't see why it matters.

Shiny for the outside.

I think it's fine like this. I mean, it

feels the same. Okay, I'll put the

seasoning on first and

then I'll put the fish onto it and rub it

in. Okay, wish me luck.

Oh, it's so slimy and wet. The fish

is disgusting. Oh,

oh, that looks good. That looks

good already.

I wonder if Japanese people would look at

this and think, mmm, delicious raw fish.

I need more seasoning.

I think this is actually going to be

pretty good. I didn't, didn't think it

would be this good.

See, people keep moaning about how I don't

season my food. What am I doing now then?

Okay, that's one well-seasoned barbecue

cod.

Imagine snorting this. Oh, that would be

so bad. What would happen?

You get like the spices up your nostril.

Da da da da da da da

da da.

Oh, thank you, Owad, Owah,

Owahwid, for the membership.

Very generous.

Why do some people think you have to wash

the meat? You know, you're putting it into

an oven, you're cooking at high

If these viruses can survive in an oven,

I don't think just washing— I don't think

it's just gonna wash off. It's not that

easy to get rid of if it's that deadly.

I'm gonna cook it at 200 centigrade

degrees in an oven for like 20 minutes.

I think only Americans have think you have

to wash everything. I've never seen anyone

wash a fish. I mean, it came out the sea,

it's been washed its whole life. And then

Americans think you have to wash chicken

as well.

Maybe because in America they use— they

chlorinate the chicken, don't they?

That's weird. We don't do that here.

There used to be loads of adverts in

England saying don't wash your chicken,

it actually spreads the Campylobacter

everywhere.

It was like a campaign to stop people from

doing it because people were getting the

virus, the bacteria, all over the place.

And then the kids would touch things and

lick their fingers and then get poisoned.

That's looked— that looks pretty good,

doesn't it?

Okay, I think I'm gonna put this on the

top tray and put the chips on— wait,

hmm, I don't need foil for the chips, do

Okay, come with me to the oven.

This is my oven.

I think I should put it up here like that.

That looks weird. Are you sure it's not

going to blow up?

Maybe I'll make like a little box.

I'll make like a little basket.

Like that.

Oh, it's so cute.

But then how's the oven heat going to get

to it? Cuz it's got like a wall now.

Are you sure it's going to cook if I It's

like it's going to steam and it's going to

get all wet. I don't

I feel like the hot air from the fan is

not going to— not going to touch the fish

now.

Oh, whatever. And then the chips.

Hmm,

I could just put it on the tray, couldn't

I? Because there's enough room. I could

just put it on the tray.

Like that.

How's that? I have to wash the chips.

Okay, um, yeah,

I'll just

see how that goes.

170,

180. Yeah, that's good.

Okay, set timer 20 minutes.

Hopefully this is a good meal, a good

meal.

Home. Okay, check my stocks.

If it's gone down, I'm gonna be so angry.

Oh fuck, 21 slashed

in half my profits.

Oh no. It said 46,

now it's at 21. What's that?

That was just a comment, YouTube comment.

I just lost 26 pounds, it's all your

fault. Why does it go up and then down?

Why can't it just go up and then stay up?

Wow, look at the sunset. Very pretty.

I thought it was going to go up more.

It'll go up more tomorrow. It's going to

be up way more than 46. Oh, it's going up

again. 22 now.

Look, it's going to go back

up now.

See, it's gonna go like this lightning

bolt.

Hold up, 22.

Nice.

The NASDAQ's trying to go up, so it's

gonna go up. I know what I'm doing. I know

what I'm talking about. Yeah, there's no

curtains. It's a bit bright sometimes.

That's me. Oh wow,

look at the hills! Wait, let me zoom in.

Wow, look at the hills in the distance

glowing up.

Wow,

Manchester,

very pretty.

Yeah, Manchester's not bad. I don't know

why people kept saying to me— people kept

warning me, saying, oh, you don't want to

live in Manchester, it's so depressing and

ugly and grim. What do you mean? It looks

nice. Don't you think it looks nice?

What time is it? It's 26, so we'll check

the fish at 40 past 8.

It's just this building looks ugly. It's

this Odeon. Look, it's Odeon, the cinema.

I live next to a cinema. It's pretty cool.

Shame I don't actually watch movies. I

haven't watched a movie since last year.

It's funny, I don't like anything people

like. People always say, oh, I like— I

love music and I love movies,

and I'm like, I don't like any of that. I

haven't listened to music since last

year's summer, and I haven't watched a

movie since last November.

All these new movies just look really

boring. What even is there now? There's

like a new Space Jam, isn't there? Who

cares about Space Jam?

I feel like after the disappointment of

the Star Wars— new Star Wars films, I just

started hating movies in general. They all

just seem so rubbish. It ruined it for

And music I don't really ever feel like

listening to music. I just want to listen

to like some livestream or some podcasts

or put the news on or put Amazon Grand

Tour on. I'd rather listen to people

talking and entertaining me or teaching me

something than just listening to pointless

sound that's coming out at a beat.

Music is just like a waste of time. You

don't learn anything from it. It's just

like a load of beats and

people singing.

Don't really feel like it's necessary.

I'd rather have a podcast playing in the

And then movies, uh, I don't know. When

was the last time mainstream media—

I mean, when was the last time everyone

was like raving about some amazing new

movie? No one's even raving on about some

TV show. Before, there used to be, you

know, Facebook would be just full of

people non-stop talking about Walking

Dead. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad.

What are people talking about now?

Nothing.

There's no hype for anything because

there's nothing good. Oh yeah, there's a

new Dexter coming out. I don't know why

they're rebooting Dexter. I saw the

trailer and it just looks kind of lame. I

mean, it's got Dexter and he's like in

this snow place and he's got a knife and

he's probably gonna kill people. It's just

not gonna be interesting. The original

Dexter, I love that show because it was

just really cool. The idea of like an

FBI— or what was he? Not FBI, he was like

in the police forensics, and then he was

murdering people too. But then all these

other side characters that were in the

police department, like that black guy

That bald Asian guy, that hot girl,

and then the new Dexter is just gonna be

Dexter. Or where are the other characters?

I feel like it's just gonna be like that

El Camino thing when they had Jesse

Pinkman. But it wasn't as good because

then it didn't have Walter White, it

didn't have Saul, didn't have any of the

other cool characters. It was just Jesse.

It's like when they tried to make a Joey

spin-off series after Friends. It flopped

because it was just Joey. You need the

whole gang. You can't just take one

character out of an amazing show and then

expect it to do well. Every time they

try and do like a spin-off series using

one character, it's always rubbish.

That Joey spin-off series was so bad. It

didn't make any sense. Why did Joey just

randomly move to LA? Wouldn't he just stay

in New York where all his friends are?

It's like he just didn't care about his

friends anymore and he was fed up and just

left and went to LA.

How can you hate Friends?

I love Friends.

Friends. It's such a nice, wholesome,

heartwarming series, isn't it? Just like

my YouTube channel, just like my

video vlog series of my life. Wholesome,

heartwarming, melts your heart,

hardens your heart.

Remember when people were hating on me for

stupid things? That was funny.

Daniel, it's not because of this, it's

because of this. The reason you don't

understand is because you this and that

and this. Be be be be.

You treat women horribly. Hey baby,

shut up.

Think they're so clever, don't they?

How are we doing, stock? Wise? Do you mean

my, my current day trades? I don't know,

I'm scared to check it. I don't want to

check it cuz I don't want to sell it. I

want to hold it until tomorrow at least.

Today was a crazy day, but my investments

are just not moving. I got a 10% gain on

Alibaba, which is nice, I guess. But then

the rest are just stuck at like 5%.

It's just not

going up.

Getting kind of boring. I've had my dad's

inheritance money in stocks since last

October, and I managed to lose half of it.

And then the other half is just like

frozen. It's not moving.

Why does it not— why is nothing I own

going up and then everything else is like

going to the moon?

I've still got a lot of BNGO and it's just

not moving at all. Dead stock, dead money.

I really want to get out of BNGO and put

it in something else. I might just put

into Amazon. I'm tempted to just sell

everything and just put everything that's

left into like Amazon or Google, cuz then

at least it's safe, isn't it? Google and

Amazon are not going to fail.

I don't know why I have so much in BNGOs,

like some stupid little Gene editing

company that barely makes more than a

million in turnover a year. I don't even

know if they make profit actually. It's

because all the people on Wall Street Bets

were going on about it. Really need to get

rid of it, or just at least trim it down a

lot.

Oh yeah, I remember that guy, Dead Inside.

I completely forgot his channel. All his

viewers were hating on him because all his

picks were down like 50%.

I never went for any of his picks because

he would always recommend the most random

stocks I never heard of. Like, hey guys,

I got a new stock, it's called CTFX,

it's called SALO, it's TXFT.

I never heard any of these. I don't

even know what they do.

Wow, wow, wow. I'm scared the seasoning is

not— it's just gonna be like a wet layer

of powder on the fish instead of— well,

when I cooked it, when I put it on the

chicken wings, it works really well, but

I'm not sure if it's to work on the fish.

It looks kind of moist.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Guys, don't tell anyone, but,

um, I'm still getting the post from the

previous person. Living here, and I think

his wage slip came. I didn't open it,

I promise. But do you think I should open

it? It says wage slip. I know the shape of

a wage slip.

Maybe I shouldn't dox him, but I've— I

know his name and where he works. And I

Googled it and he's got like nuclear

physics papers and stuff.

It was so funny that— I

don't know if I should say it actually.

Well, did I already say it? Is it really

bad to say it?

Maybe I shouldn't say it. I want to say

Nah, I won't say it. But maybe I'll open

the letter and see how much he makes. He

definitely makes more than me. But then,

he makes more than me, why was he living

here? Oh my God, what's that noise?

What was that? Did you hear that?

Yeah, it's just funny to think that a

professional working career man who

has a pretty good job— all of you would

agree that's a good job if I told you it—

why is he living here? I'm a

failed YouTuber and I'm living here

because it's cheap. People keep telling me

this place is not cheap. I talked to this

guy who worked here because he was on the

elevator, and then he was like, oh, it's

expensive though living here, isn't it?

And I said, not really. What do you mean

it's expensive? It's only £800 a month.

How is £800 a month expensive?

Is it because my perception of what's

expensive is just like skewed because I

was a famous YouTuber? And then to me,

£800 a month is not much. I swear, £800 is

not much. And I

wasn't even making like loads of money.

I think this is such a great price for

this kind of place because I was like

going around Germany and Rotterdam living

in bloody £2,000 a month Airbnbs.

So obviously Compared to that, 800 a

month is a steal. But still, I don't know

why a working professional would want— I

don't know, maybe because it's cheap and

then he can save money and he lives alone,

doesn't really care. He's at work most of

the day. It's just funny to think

that he was here before me, sleeping in

the same bed. Using this same stuff.

No, it's not $800, £800, which is about

$1,200.

What time is it? 40 past.

Is it cooked yet?

Hmm. And then I had to sort out the

electricity stuff. They said my tariff is

going to be £13 a month. £13!

How can it be that cheap? And I still

haven't done the water. I phoned the water

company up again today. I said, I phoned

last week but you haven't sent anything.

They said, oh, it can take up to 10

working days. I'm just worried they'll cut

my water off. Wow, the hills look so cool.

I never realized England was so hilly

because down in Kent everything's just so

flat. Look at the hills. It's like being

in Japan again, almost. Japan with its

mountains.

Good thing about having a small place like

this is electric bills and Heating

should be pretty cheap.

I can't wait to go to Japan again. I'm

chatting to this Japanese woman. I think

she likes me. I started talking to her

about traveling to Europe and Greece, and

then she was like, oh, that sounds so

nice. I wish I could go. And then I said,

let's go together. And then she said,

sure. She likes

me. See how I sneakily segued

into trying to ask her out?

Smooth.

Japanese women are so nice to talk to.

There's no Nothing intimidating about it.

Hmm, I think this seasoning is gonna be

wet and gross. I don't think this is a

great idea. Why is the fish all going wet?

I was hoping it would be like dry, dry

grilled or something. Dry baked.

Yeah, I'm texting her

in Japanese. So it's nice to use

my Japanese again, but it's hard to

find things to talk about. We're mainly

talking about the virus, lockdowns,

Olympics, travel,

and then I showed her my apartment.

Temperature's too low. Hmm.

She wants you to pay. I don't mind paying

if she's cute and she likes me. Don't mind

Has to be 200 plus. Is it too late now?

You have a lot to say on stream. Yeah,

but I can't say any of this And to women,

can I? I'm not gonna go on and on about

stocks to women.

She seems nice. She lives in Fukuoka. I'd

probably go to Fukuoka when Japan reopens.

I never, never lived there before. I've

been there once or twice just to get the

What do you mean broil? I'm using the fan

setting.

I think I went to Fukuoka once with the

chlamydia girlfriend, just for like a day

And we went to the beach and there was no

one on the beach. Japanese people don't go

to the beach.

How long has it been? 44,

44 past. When did we begin?

How do I find places to stay in the UK so

quickly? It took me weeks to find this

place. I was apartment hunting for about 2

weeks. I saw one other place.

See, this is what I was saying. Because

the foil is blocking the fan,

the heat's not hitting the fish directly,

and it's just kind of boiling it in

the foil.

I should have put it directly on the

grill, but then that defeats the purpose

of getting foil. I don't know if getting

foil was a good idea now.

Hmm,

maybe I should take it out. It looks

weird.

Really, it was supposed to be pan-fried,

but I'm too scared to pan-fry stuff.

Okay, let's take it out. Oh,

so noisy. Check my

stocks. If it's red,

I'm gonna blame all of you.

Oh no, no, I lost

What?

Oh my God,

fucking hell. What the hell is this?

Why? Why?

I could have sold and made £46.

Oh my God,

God, fucking stupid

stocks.

I don't get it. The NASDAQ's going up.

Why is this one not going up?

See, I bought it at this green line down

here, and then I was really happy because

it went all the way up there.

Wait,

yeah, you see, I bought it down there and

I I, I held it until there and then it was

like plus £50 and then it dropped and then

went up again. Now it's dropping again,

stupid thing. Oh look, it's going back up

now, £4.55. Don't worry,

we'll get it back tomorrow,

it'll be up. I'm telling you.

Oh, it's so irritating. I've watched that

stupid Corsair stock go up to £40,

back down to like £0, £-2, then back up to

£46, and now back down to £0.

I could have made £100 if I sold at those

2 tops.

God damn it.

Why, why didn't I just sell?

Because I was certain it was just gonna

like stabilize up there.

Why is it so up and down like that?

Doesn't make any sense.

Okay, get the

towel ready.

Maybe there's time to sell it before the

day ends.

No, £5. I want my £46 back.

How is it only £5 now?

Oh, it's going down again.

Smells weird.

And all these other stocks like Boeing—

look at Boeing just going up and up and

up. Look at that. Why can't

Corsair Gaming do this? Why is it going up

and down, up and down? All these other

stocks just went straight up.

Corsair is like flat now.

Oh my God, GameStop! Why is GameStop

going up now? No one even cares about

GameStop anymore. Remember when everyone

was just going on and on about GameStop?

Hmm. Oh no, it's going down again.

Damn. Don't worry, tomorrow is another

day. When it goes up tomorrow, I'll

definitely sell. Not just

watching it go up and down for nothing.

Uh, so wet. Why is there so much water in

the fish? I wish I

had a beer. That would be nice.

A beer for Daniel.

Hmm.

Hmm, I'm not sure if this is going to be

It looks okay.

Are you sure it's cooked?

Hmm,

hmm,

I don't know, it tastes weird.

I don't know if it tastes good or bad.

I can't tell.

I think

it tastes okay.

It's just a bit strange.

What— how, how do you usually cook cod?

What do people usually put on it?

It's just

the seasoning's all wet.

I guess people put batter on it and they

fry it.

Oh, I need some vegetables.

Why is it so hard to come out? You have to

squeeze this so hard.

Stupid mayonnaise,

I can't get it out.

Okay,

got some salad.

Delicious.

Bon appétit.

Welcome to my restaurant.

We're environmentally friendly. We don't

use plates to save on washing up.

Tastes okay, actually.

The meat of the fish is quite good.

It's a very subtle fishy flavor, not too

overpowering.

Needs a bit of lemon, maybe.

Traditional British fish and chips.

Oh, thank you, Shin. Do I miss Caesium?

I miss his super chats,

and I miss his girlfriend in

my bed.

Was that too much? I was just joking.

I don't miss her at

all, apart from

when I wake up in the morning, then I do a

No, I'm just joking, don't worry.

I'm not really being horrible.

Where's my water?

Why did I pump and dump here? I didn't.

We made passionate love in the middle of

the night.

Well, what was I supposed to do? In the

middle of a lockdown when you're not even

allowed to go anywhere or stay anywhere.

I told her you can't stay. I didn't think

she would actually come.

That was such a weird situation.

I had no idea they were just going to come

all the way to my house.

All I said was that you look nicer

now your hair is longer.

She asked me if I liked her or not, and I

said Well, you look nicer now with your

And then I suggested meeting in London

later,

and all of a sudden, next day, she's at my

doorstep, 4:00 a.m. in the morning.

Don't see how it's my fault,

and I didn't message her, she messaged me.

And then he started messaging Chihiro,

telling Chihiro that I'm evil.

What does Chihiro have to do with it?

Can I bring back Discord without banning

people? I don't know, it's just a lot of

hard work. Those same people are gonna

come back spamming weird stuff.

It always just becomes a bit of a

People join in, they try and upset me,

and then like a bunch of random people

always join, and then they don't even

watch my channel, they're not even

interested in me, and they're just like

chatting with their friends.

That's why I banned a load of people last

time.

They always start talking about race and

politics.

Somehow always ends up in nonstop debates

about black people.

What's with the title? I just wanted to

express my thanks to everyone. What's

Thanks to my loyal viewers who

still watch me even

now. There's no drama.

I don't even know what to do for drama.

You really can't have drama if there's no

people in your life. Right now there's

literally no one in my life.

Who am I supposed to start drama with?

I don't know about Discord.

Maybe if I get lonely enough.

Why I Hate My Ex-Wife.

Why I'll Never Get Back with My Ex-Wife.

Those are some juicy titles.

Hmm, this meal wasn't too bad. Better than

those disgusting burgers. Those burgers

were horrible.

You're turning into a hermit. Well, I was

always a hermit anyway. Even in Japan, I

just stayed at home all the day.

And then occasionally I would make a video

outside if me and Chihiro went somewhere.

If, if I had a girlfriend and we went

places, then I'd film it. The problem with

Mila is she never let me film it. We went

to lots of places, me and Mila, but she

would— she wouldn't let me vlog it. Or it

would be very difficult to vlog it because

she would keep talking, or she would keep

trying to get into the shot, and then she

would say, don't upload that.

I'd be trying to vlog and then she'd be

like shouting in the background, and then

I can't use it.

So it was almost impossible to vlog with

We went to loads of cool places. Went on

this pancake boat. We went on this tram

thing up a mountain. We went on lots of

stuff. I couldn't film it.

It was like a boat, uh,

a cruise cruise boat and then they serve

pancakes on it.