[2024-12-25] WORST Christmas EVER [0AqXEZY4rnU]

Testing,

testing.

Why is it the worst? Because I'm

I was really sick the last 2 days.

You know, last stream I said I feel sick.

I feel like I'm going to be sick. And I

was getting a headache. Well, I was right.

I was in bed all day yesterday. It was

horrible. This sickness is so weird.

I can't believe I got sick again. I was

already sick in October. It was really

weird because usually you get a sore

throat and then you get a bit of a cough.

And then you get a temperature. But this

time I had a headache and then I got

really, really cold.

I was so cold. My fingers felt like they

were frozen. I was in bed like this with

my hands in my armpits to try and keep

them warm. And I was wearing this in bed

and my, my red bathrobe, the thick one.

And I had the heating on. In my bed and

I was still like that, curled up freezing

in my bed. So I was freezing

and then I got really, really hot and

I was sweating because I was wearing so

much. So the coldness chill reversed into

a fever temperature and then I had

a headache all day as well.

Really bad headache.

And then last night,

last night the headache went,

but my chest felt really weird,

like it was being sat on. It was like

something heavy on my chest was

restricting my breathing and I had to

breathe extra hard. To get oxygen. I was

like, it's like really hard to breathe.

I don't know what that was. It was scary.

It was like slowly being suffocated. It

was horrible. And I kept having this weird

dream. It didn't make any sense. It kept

repeating over and over and over again all

night. Yeah, it was just like breathing is

really hard. Still hasn't recovered. The

breathing still not fully recovered. It's

still like breathing is hard work now.

And then today I just felt dizzy,

like lightheaded. And now I've got a

cough. I've got a chesty cough now.

Temperature's gone, I think, and

headache's gone. Got a cough and yeah,

just the cough really. Hopefully it's gone

tomorrow for Christmas.

Yesterday I was just in my room sleeping.

I was in bed almost all day because I

couldn't do anything.

At least today I was able to go down for a

I'm not drinking alcohol. This is a

multivitamin drink.

So I couldn't do any work because I can't

drive. I feel like I'm on— I feel like I'm

drunk the way I can't walk in a straight

line. So I guess that's a good thing

really, because it makes me feel better

about being banned from Amazon. Even if I

wasn't banned from Amazon, I wouldn't be

able to work anyway because I got sick.

So I guess it's like Nice

in a way. And I don't have— I still don't

have a reply from Amazon about the

banning. Maybe we can

assume now that they're just not going to

unban me. So first I got fired

from my job and then I got really sick.

Yeah, it's probably the flu. I don't know

if it was— if it's COVID.

I don't think COVID would be this easy.

I think COVID would take much longer to

recover.

Yeah, I probably picked it up from the

McDonald's, from all the Uber Eats at

McDonald's. All the kids in there probably

gave it to me,

so I couldn't make any money past few

days. Yeah, maybe it is. I don't

know if it's COVID. I'd be a bit relieved

knowing that it's not so bad. It only took

a day in bed.

Uh, my sister got sick too. I think I gave

it to her, but she doesn't seem like she's

suffering as bad as I am. Haven't I

been making bank on my stocks? No,

I sold Tesla at $268 and now it's at

$400-something. I sold Tesla at

$268, getting like a 30 or 40% gain,

which I was quite happy with. I put all

the gains into ASML, which is only up

4%. So if I just left it in Tesla,

I would have doubled it again. So yeah, I

took out Tesla, I put it into ASML

thinking the Tesla run was done. I thought

the highest Tesla would go is $300 and

then it would pull back. And then my gold

just been going down nonstop because of

the Mali situation.

Um, bonds getting wrecked. So yeah,

no Santa rally. I was hoping Santa rally

would come, but nothing's really happened.

The market is just kind of flat. I always

sell my winners and then I put the money

back into the losers.

Like, I added to China after being down

for 2 years, and that paid off because

Chinese government stimulated and China

stocks went up like 40%. So that did work.

But gold has not really worked because

I've been buying gold for 2 years every

time it goes down, and it just keeps going

down. It'll go up a bit and then just go

back down again. It will never go up and

stay up. It always just goes all the way

back down to where it started every single

time. And why don't I just take profits

when it's gone up knowing this? Because

every time it goes up, I keep thinking,

okay, this is it. This is the time it goes

up and stays up. I never learn.

Next time it goes up, I'm gonna sell a

couple thousand. Not making that

mistake again. And then I— if I do that,

then that will be the time it goes up and

stays up. Typical, isn't it?

Only buy gold when it's unpopular. Well,

I don't have actual gold. I've got a gold

mining stock called Barrick Gold, and that

has basically made zero gains over the

last 10 years. So I thought, yeah, this is

pretty unpopular.

No, I don't have any Tesla.

In the last 5 years, Barrick Gold has gone

up 0.5%.

Look at that. You can be holding this

trash stock for 5 years and it would not

make you even 1% gains.

Rubbish. After I'm done with Barrick Gold,

I'm never investing in any mining

company.

It's not just Barrick Gold. They're all

like that. Newmont Gold Mining, Rio Tinto.

They're all the same.

They just don't go up. They only go up

massively when there's like a big world

crisis.

Look at— yeah, Rio Tinto is up 50%

over 5 years, but after 1 year, Rio Tinto

is down 15%. Yeah, I shouldn't

have gotten involved with gold mining

stocks.

But when the next massive event happens,

I bet it goes up. That's why I bought it.

I bought it as a hedge.

So when the world goes down the toilet,

at least I'll make money.

I was hoping the market is going to make a

move up so I could sell some to pay off my

credit card. So now I either sell at a

loss or I just be more patient.

Barrick Gold was at $40 a share.

Um, wait,

Barrick Gold was at $40 a share when

the GFC happened.

Look, that big mountain, that was the

global financial crisis, 2008. Around 2008

to '11, it was $40 a

share. And then when COVID happened,

it went up to $26 a share.

So I just need like a mass tragedy event

like COVID to happen again.

It's funny when you look at the chart,

COVID wasn't as bad as the global

financial crisis because it

didn't go up to $40 during COVID only went

up to $26. So then that means COVID was

half as bad as a global financial crisis.

Isn't that crazy?

All I need is another GFC to happen.

Yeah, doesn't something big usually happen

in January, like the Capitol Hill

riots? I don't know, something political

related could happen, then gold will come

back, won't it?

Oh well, I'm not gonna sell it now. Then I

would have just wasted 2 years.

I'll just wait it out, I guess.

Uh, I hate being sick. I feel like I keep

getting sick more often now.

I don't usually get sick twice in a year.

I already got really sick last October,

and then I was coughing for weeks,

remember? And now I'm sick again. It's

only been 2 months.

I thought it wasn't possible to get sick

so soon after already being sick.

And then I do a really hard cough and then

it hurts my chest. Also, I feel like

my muscles are withering away because I

can't exercise. I took a break from

exercising because I hurt my shoulder,

and now I've got to take a break because

I'm sick.

I look in the mirror, I feel like muscles

are disappearing. It feels bad.

Ah, being sick sucks.

Well, the good news is I got my refund

money from the Amazon car insurance

company. They're going to give me back

I still didn't get my YouTube money. It's

a bit annoying. Usually I would get it on

the 25th, but I don't think they'll

send it on Christmas Day. I don't

know why they— why

can't it just be automated? Is there

someone sitting there pressing a button to

send me the money or accept the money?

Why do all the banks and stuff shut down?

Took ages to get my Uber Eats money. Kept

saying bank delays. It's just a number.

Just send me the digital numbers.

It's not even like a real thing.

Money's so stupid. The way that it's just

like a digital number on a screen. At

least back in the day, you'd get like an

actual coin made out of an actual precious

Now it just feels so fake.

Oh, I got a present from a viewer.

He sent me Japan stickers.

Maybe I'll put the Osaka one on the back

of my car. Looks quite cool, the kanji.

Should I just cover my car in stickers?

Yeah, he wrote this message too. I left it

downstairs. I can't be bothered to get it,

but I took a picture of it.

I don't know if you're gonna see it.

Can you see it?

I don't think it's Ken Tent.

OnCAD is that viewer who always

subscribes. To my membership.

I'll read it out then. Says, thanks for

year of top-tier entertainment. May, may

the stickers serve as a reminder of the

glorious motherland. Happy holidays from

Onkad. You don't think that's Cesium, do

you? Because Cesium said something very

similar when he came to my house with that

Christmas card. Cesium said,

thanks for all of the tier

something entertainment, world tier

entertainment or something like that. I

don't know, this message just reads a lot

like the Christmas card Cesium brought.

Imagine if Cesium is still watching.

I don't think it's Cesium.

I'm pretty sure Cesium said world-tier

entertainment, and then this one says

top tier.

Yeah, so I got some Japan stickers,

and,

uh, Sunny got me the blue one.

The blue wrapped one.

Oh, and I found this picture of a UK

police Tesla. You know the thing I noticed

about the Teslas? The front part of the

car is really flat, like really squished,

and then the windscreen is really big.

It makes it look like A bug-eyed,

derpy caterpillar. Look at it

compared to a normal car. Look, that's a

normal car in the background. It's got

like a thin slit as a windscreen,

and then the front part of the car is

quite thick. The front part of the car is

thicker than the windscreen, isn't it?

Look, it's hard to do this.

Look, see, look, that bit is thicker than—

it's double the thickness of the window,

whereas the Tesla,

the windscreen is the same size as the

thickness of the bottom part of the— look.

It looks weird.

It kind of looks like the cars from that

animated movie called Cars,

you know, that Pixar film.

It kind of looks like a cartoon car. I

don't really know if I like the look of it

Yeah, it's like it got squished. Someone

sat on the bonnet and it squished the car.

It does look kind of strange.

Who's designing these cars? Is it Elon

Musk? Because it's like someone mentally

handicapped is in charge of designing

them.

I still think the Model Y looks really

cool, but the Model 3 looks weird.

I gotta reply to Sunny quickly. I should

open them tomorrow.

I hope no one got me really good presents.

And then makes my presents look not very

good. I didn't spend a

huge amount, probably like £50 per gift.

I feel like I spent a lot of money on

gifts. How come I don't feel like I got a

lot of gifts? What did I even get?

Let me check.

Yeah, I think my Peugeot looks way better

than the Model 3, but I still see Model Ys

and I think that's a nice-looking car.

I think the proportions of the Model 3

still look a bit goofy.

I got— oh yeah, that Sunny's present was

the most expensive.

Uh, I don't know,

how did I spend nearly £400 on gifts?

Forgot.

I heard someone come upstairs.

I forgot to shut the

door.

I heard someone

come upstairs. I don't know who it was.

Everyone's already here. My sister, Dave

and David are both here.

They went to— they

went to Canterbury Cathedral yesterday to

do carol singing.

I didn't go cuz I was in bed all day dying

in my bed. And then today my mom went

It's a Christmas market with Dave Gibson.

Yeah, I spoke a little to David. He went

to this gun shop and he bought a gun,

like a fully metal gas-powered

BB gun.

So I showed him my gun and then we talked

a bit about guns. It looks

pretty cool. It looks like a real gun.

It's got like a hammer on the back, you

know, when you cock it and then you shoot

it, the hammer does the thing.

Yeah, it's got like a little gas canister

in the magazine. So it's pretty powerful,

I guess, and it's got metal BBs.

I wonder how much more powerful it is than

mine, because mine's pretty powerful. It

was powerful enough to crack my computer

monitor, wasn't it? Powerful enough to

break my LCD monitor.

No, I said because he's— they said they

went to a gun shop and I said, is it a

real gun shop? As if we have those in the

UK. Do we have those in the UK? Like

actual gun shops that sell guns?

Because it looked like a gun shop. It had

guns on the walls and stuff, like in GTA.

So I said, are they real guns?

But then I realized, wait,

I don't know, are we allowed to buy guns

in the UK? I know farmers can have a

shotgun, but can you just sell handguns

and stuff in a shop here?

I don't know, I think it was a BB gun

shop. Because we have quite a lot of

those.

Sunny looks so busy, she's cooking all

this stuff.

I didn't do anything. My mum did all the

cooking. I don't know, technically my mum

didn't really do the cooking. She put the

food in the oven and then the oven did the

Why do people say when you microwave stuff

that's not real cooking, but when you put

it in the oven that's real cooking? It's

literally the same thing. You put the food

that is not yet cooked into a box that

My sister made a ham.

Um, yeah, maybe if I'm feeling in

the mood, tomorrow I'll try and make a

vlog. I'm sure Dave Gibson

wouldn't mind being in it, and then I

could film my mum doing the food or

It would probably be boring though.

Like the, uh, the other Christmas one

didn't even get 2K views. It made like $6,

didn't even get good CPM. Where's the

Christmas CPM? It got rubbish CPM, like

$8. The hell?

I think if the video title isn't like a

clearly known topic,

then the algorithm doesn't know what to do

with it. How do you categorize

a video called Preparing Christmas Gifts

into CPM brackets?

Sunny's showing me her Christmas presents.

She's got so many.

There must be like 100 presents.

I remember only getting 2 presents when

I was a kid.

LOL. We never had that many presents for

Christmas. Merry Christmas, Daniel. Oh

wow, 5,000. Never forget that life is

wonderful and each day is a precious gift.

It won't give me a million pounds though,

because she's so rich. I bet Chris Broad's

got like £20 million in his bank. Just

give me 1 million and then I'll forgive

you. Selfish bastard.

Yeah, she's got like probably nearly 100

presents under that tree, but there's

only 2 children. And when I was a

children, I only got 2 presents.

2. It would be 2 games. Like, it would be

like— so my mum would let me get

2 brand new games and 1 secondhand

game. That was the most I was allowed.

And people think my parents are rich.

Oh yeah, OnCAD, I just showed it. I got

your gift, thanks so much.

I might put one of them on my car. I like

the kanji of Osaka. I might put

that on my car. And then if there's ever a

Japanese person or even a Chinese person

behind me, they'll be like, oh, look, it

says Osaka in Japanese.

Yeah, maybe I'll get more stickers for my

car. Or a magnet,

make it look a bit more interesting. I

realized no one on the road does anything

to their car. You never see anyone with

any customization on their car. I don't

get it. Everyone customizes their phone

cases, put stickers and little gems or

whatever. Like, girls love doing that.

Girls love decorating their phone cases.

But no one decorates their car. Why not?

Not even like a little butterfly sticker

or like something to personalize their car

or even like a magnet with a love heart.

No one does anything. I wonder why. Are

they embarrassed or they think people

would think they're weird if they did

that?

True Japanese eat KFC on Christmas.

Uh, thanks.

I wonder if I did Uber Eats on Christmas,

would anyone order McDonald's? That'd be

so sad. I'll be— if

someone ordered McDonald's, I'd be

thinking, seriously, you're having

McDonald's for your Christmas dinner?

What? What?

I delivered McDonald's to the same house 2

days in a row. They had McDonald's twice

in a row. 2— they had McDonald's 2 days

in a row is what I'm trying to say. Can

you imagine eating McDonald's that much?

I didn't get many McDonald's orders on—

was it Sunday last time I delivered before

getting sick? Yeah, I got more

Subways. It's like more people have Subway

on Sunday instead of McDonald's.

Maybe McDonald's is just not Sunday food.

And then I drove 20 minutes to deliver a

fish and chips. That was crazy. It took me

all the way from Aylesford to Rotherham.

I was driving there and I was thinking,

oh my God, I didn't realize it's so far

away. Where the hell is it taking me?

Rotherham? That's in Sevenoaks.

The road it took Nearly 25 minutes to

drive there, and then 25 minutes to drive

back to the McDonald's is like 50 minutes

to make £9.

I wonder what— how is the quality of the

food after being in a soggy

wet paper bag wrapped in paper for

20 minutes? The whole thing must be soggy.

Don't they have fish and chip shops in

Rotherham?

But I was desperate. I was sitting in the

McDonald's car park for nearly half an

hour not getting anything, so I just took

Didn't even tip me.

Yeah, once I drove— I drove nearly 40

minutes to deliver a KFC, I think.

It was from Whitstable, Herne Bay, and I

had to drive all the way to Ashford. It

took nearly 40 minutes. That thing must

have been disgusting when it got there.

Don't they have KFC in Ashford? Surely

they got KFC in Ashford. Ashford's a

massive town. Don't get it.

Wasn't there a documentary where he ate

McDonald's for a month? That guy died,

didn't he? Didn't he die last year?

Heart attack or something. That's crazy.

Do you think it's because he had

McDonald's every day? He's dead.

I'm pretty sure he died.

I don't understand why he did that though.

Who would have thought that McDonald's was

healthy? Obviously it's unhealthy.

Did we really need him to do that to prove

it to us? Yeah, how did he die?

I forgot what his name was.

I'm not cesium. Yeah,

it's just you said the word that he also

said, so I felt like it was a bit similar.

I think he said world tier, if that's even

I'm noticing a lot more of my car around

the roads. I actually saw the exact same

one, crimson red.

Electric. He must have drove past me and

saw me, and he must have thought, damn,

we look cool. I wonder who was driving it.

I hope it's like a cool guy, not some

weirdo-looking fat bald

loser. No, all EV drivers are

cool guys. We're not dumb

dumb petrolheads.

Basically, anything that tastes really

good is pretty bad for you.

I have simplified it down to this:

if it feels really good in the moment,

it's bad for you in the long term. If it

Feels bad in the moment, it's good for you

in the long term. What do you think?

I shall make that my quote. I think I'm

the first one to come up with that. I

didn't copy it, I made it myself.

Rule of thumb to life.

So what you want to do is Don't do things

that feel good in the moment because

you'll suffer later. Do things that aren't

fun or aren't pleasurable in

the moment. Plenty of fat bald guys are

way more successful than you, you stupid

nigga faggot. Shut up. Yeah, well, they

can't drive a cool car like my Peugeot.

44 kilowatt battery.

Yeah, so exercise feels bad in the moment,

studying, researching,

working, they all suck, but then you get

good benefits out of it all later on.

Um, but then things that feel really good

in the moment, like DRUGs— tobacco,

alcohol, junk food, video games— they

don't really do anything for you in the

future, and they actually do yourself— do

bad things to your body in the long run.

Apart from sex. Sex always feels

good and has no negative consequences.

Apart from STDs and maybe children if you

don't want children.

Peugeot's not a cool brand. What?

Peugeot has the most successful brand in

rally motorsports, didn't you know?

Peugeot has the best rally cars, and

Peugeot was one of the first companies to

make a car. In the 1800s.

Well, all the cars that car people think

are cool, I don't think they're cool.

Porsches, Ferraris,

Audis, BMWs, they're not cool to me. I

don't like them. Volvos, no, I don't

Stellantis owns everything now. They own

Citroën, they own,

I don't know, all the other ones.

If I could get a new car, what would I

get? And I can't say I'll get

the same one.

Hmm,

hmm, maybe a Toyota C-HR.

I always liked those ones before I got

into this idea of having an electric car.

I did really want a Toyota C-HR.

They look nice. They kind

of look like what the Cybertruck would

look like if it wasn't all blocky and had

curves. They kind of look like a sci-fi

space buggy, the C-HR.

But Toyota only has hybrids. I don't

really want a hybrid. Get a BYD.

I saw another BYD the other day. I've seen

2 now.

They're spreading. The Chinese EVs are

spreading. What happened to NIO? Everyone

was going on and on about NIO with its

swappable battery. I haven't seen a single

NIO anywhere, and the stock tanked.

I think some Land Rovers look pretty nice,

like the Evoque.

It's just the older Land Rovers that look

like a box on wheels look really ugly.

We've got 4 cars in the driveway now.

3 of them are red. Dave Gibson's car looks

quite nice actually. He's got a Citroën.

I forgot what model number.

It's got, it's got a shorter nose

than me and my mum's car. My car The

nose bit looks longer than his one, but

his one looks chunkier and higher up.

And he's got those air cushions on the

side of the doors.

He's talking about nothing. Well, what do

you want me to talk about? Why I hate my

family? I hate everyone,

they're so annoying and they didn't get me

Xbox, stupid family.

I asked for PlayStation, my stupid mom got

me Xbox, oh my God.

That would be funny.

Here is I mean, if I put Dave Gibson in a

video, I feel like it would be a bit sad

because he's always wanted to be in a

video, but that was like 3 years ago when

I actually got decent views. If I put him

in a video now, it would only get like 2K

views. What's the point?

It's like being really excited to be in a

PewDiePie video because it's going to get

10 million views. And then 10 years later,

somehow you become friends with PewDiePie,

and then he's like, yeah, I'll let you be

in a video. And then the video only gets

like 5K views now because no one cares

about PewDiePie anymore. That's what it'd

be like. That's what I felt like when I

met Ice Poseidon, because I used to think

Ice Poseidon was the coolest guy in the

world, but that was based off of my memory

of him being really famous, getting 20-30K

viewers on Twitch. Being a hot topic,

being the king of IRL. And then when I met

him, he was basically irrelevant at that

point. No one cares about Ice Poseidon

anymore. So it felt like, oh, it's kind of

cool to meet him, but he's not really

famous anymore.

So it didn't feel as special as it might

have. If I met him maybe

7 years ago.

I barely get any views now. Most of my

stuff's getting like 2K views now.

Even the banned from Amazon Flex only got

I think my favorite part of Christmas when

I was a kid was getting the stocking. I

remember hearing my dad hang it up on the

door outside my room very early in the

morning. I could hear like, kkkk,

sounds. And then as soon as it was about 7

or 8 AM, which is when we were allowed to

wake up to open stuff, So we weren't

allowed to open presents under the tree

until our dad was up and was having

breakfast, and we had to wait for him to

finish having breakfast and then we could

open presents. My dad was very strict now

that I think about things. So we

would have the Christmas stockings hanging

outside our door, and then my sister would

come into my room with her stocking and

we'd be really excited and it would be

like 7 a.m. And my dad was still like

getting ready, getting up. We could hear

him shaving his beard. So whilst he was

doing that, we would open our Christmas

stockings and they would be stuffed. Mine

would have an Xbox magazine,

maybe a box of Lego, like a little Lego

kit, a bunch of chocolate,

maybe an orange.

Yeah, it would just be stuffed full of

stuff. I forgot what my sister would get,

and then we'd tip it all out onto my bed.

And then on the magazine there'd be a free

Xbox demo with a bunch of demos on it,

and I'd get really excited about the

demos. It's funny, they don't do really—

they don't do demos anymore, do they?

Because now you can just buy the game and

then refund it if you don't like it.

It would have those little chocolate

coins. Yeah, then we'd finish with the

stocking and then go downstairs and then

wait for my dad to finish his breakfast,

and then we would open the presents. But I

already knew what I was getting because I

would ask my mum to get me these games.

So I'd ask my mum, I'd tell my mum what

games I wanted, and and then she would get

them and wrap them. So I would unbox my 2

new video games that I've been desperately

wanting to play for months, and then I'd

just rush back up to my room, and then

I'll just sit in my bedroom all day long

playing my new game until my mum shouts

for Christmas dinner, which was about 1 or

2 PM. Yeah, I remember the games I got.

I got that wrestling game, WWF 2006

or something. Probably got a GTA game,

San Andreas. Metal Gear Solid was probably

one of them.

Maybe Metal Gear Solid 2 was out when I

was a kid. What else?

Forgot now. You'd have to look up what

were the big games coming out from 2000 to

2006. I probably got those for Christmas.

It's a shame there doesn't seem to be any

pictures or videos. Back then.

Maybe because no one was taking the

videos.

I would take— I would take the video now,

but then people keep moaning at me about

putting it on YouTube.

I would love to have some video footage of

Christmas back then. It would be nice to

watch back. Did camcorders not

exist in the 2000s, or were we just poor

and couldn't afford one?

I felt like back then no

one had a video recording device unless

you were rich, and then you had one of

those Sony cams with the flip-out screen.

We don't have any video before smartphones

came out. We had film cameras,

and the only digital camera we had was the

one I had, which was a gift from my uncle

from Vietnam.

I just think it's a bit sad.

Maybe there's some photos somewhere.

Christmas used to be so fun,

and then family would come over. I think

family coming over was the bit I look

forward to the most, the Christmas family

gathering. And back

then I had a lot of cousins and we were

all kids, so the parents would come and

see my parents and then bring the kids,

and then we would play together.

Yeah, I really liked this one cousin.

His name was Alex. His family

used to come over quite often. We'd play

video games and do stuff in the garden.

Yeah, but then his dad fell out with my

dad, and then they stopped coming over,

and then we never saw them again. It was

just kind of sad.

I noticed siblings falling out with each

other is a common theme in my family. My

granddad fell out with his brother. And

then my dad fell out with his brother.

Why were the dads beefing?

Uh, the brother was upset

that my dad got the house. So basically

jealousy.

I don't even know if I'm correct if I try

and explain what happened. So to my

understanding, everyone got an

equal share And

my dad bought out everyone else's share to

buy the house. But the brother thought he

was entitled to a bigger share because

apparently, according to him, my granddad

promised him that he would get the house

as reward for staying at the house as a

kid and helping out at the house.

So the brother was like fed false promises

by my granddad.

So then the brother got mad that he

couldn't get the house, and then he blamed

my dad for it, and then he made his whole

family hate us, which is sad because I

quite like them.

So his family probably just believes his

version of the story and now hates us

because they think we're evil or

something.

And that's why you should never have more

than 2 children. Imagine 5 siblings

arguing over inheritance. Oh my God.

Do your kids a favor and don't have more

than 2 kids.

And no one ever thinks, wow, I'm so glad

I've got so many brothers and sisters,

more love to share around.

Why didn't your granddad have a will?

My mum said my granddad said to my mum

that we could have the house. He said

he would just give it to us because my

mum's— my mum looked after my granddad

very well in his old age, went to the

hospital to visit him, brought him nice

food, looked after him, and he was like,

I'm just— why don't you just have the

house? But my mum said no, 'cause that

would make us look bad.

Yeah, everyone would've been pissed if we

just got the house without anyone else

getting anything.

Yeah, well, maybe my, my retelling of the

story is not completely accurate because

I'm just telling you what I heard. I don't

Jackie Chan said he's going to give away

his $400 million fortune away to charity

and his son should go and earn his own

money. Jackie Chan must be the worst

parent in the world. He raises 2 kids who

are just mentally ill nutjobs that

he obviously hates. His son was like a

drug addict, which is kind of ironic

because Jackie Chan was like anti-drug

guy, and then his son literally becomes

like a drug dealer and sent to prison,

and then his daughter is a transgender.

And she or he hates Jackie Chan because

Jackie Chan's like a traditional Chinese

man who thinks all that stuff's a lot

of rubbish. So he didn't do a very good

job raising kids, did he? Rubbish parent.

And so he'd rather give his entire fortune

away to charities.

When most charities are just a scam and

it's like a bunch of rich elites making

this corporation that's supposedly

supposed to help poor innocent kids.

Pushkin just entered.

So he'd rather line the pockets of these

charity rich elitists than

use the money to help his actual family.

What? Comes to my room and stares at

me.

Why would you? I mean, even if you hate

your family, they're still your family.

It's your blood and your DNA. Surely

that's more important than some Starving

kids in Africa.

Have you seen the Help the Kids in Africa

charity ads? It looks so fake.

It looks like they just got a bunch of

African kids and made them look sad and

then shot this commercial where they look

so sad. And then they create this sob

story like, they got no water and they got

no food, send us £2 to

save them. It looks so rehearsed and

fake. Like, you just imagine the marketing

team sitting there in the boardroom Going,

let's add more tears to their eyes,

and then we'll, we'll make it look like

they're on the verge of dying and make it

really tug on the heartstrings. And then

we'll just keep half the money that comes

in for ourselves, and then we'll give the

other half to the African governments.

And surely the African governments are so

honest and they're gonna actually help

their people with the money instead of

just buying mansions for themselves.

Imagine trusting African governments to do

the right thing when they literally sold

their own people into slavery.

Meow meow. It's because of

the stupid Mali government my Barrick Gold

stock's going down. Most corrupt countries

in this world are all in Africa.

Why is he on my bed?

Stupid Mali government making me lose

money now. If it wasn't for the Mali

government, my gold stock would be doing

fine.

I think most people know by now these

charities are scams.

Can't trust them.

It's only the really, really dumb people

that fall for it. The problem is enough

dumb people fall for it that it makes it

worth doing, and it's

hard to actually prove where the money is

going. And then people would just call you

a conspiracy theorist.

What's he doing to my bed?

Oh yeah, I think I know why. Because my

sister came back. Usually he sleeps under

the bed in my sister's room, but they

kicked him out because they're using the

room now. He never sits on my bed like

that. That's so weird.

Pushkin, did someone kick you out?

Someone got kicked out of his room.

Come crawling back to Danny boy.

I got the best bed.

Meow meow.

He's just sitting there.

Look.

Bête de merde.

Merde,

merde.

Was the quality good? Did you see him?

Look at his face. Where is he?

Oh, there.

Your camera quality is crap.

Yeah, I know. It's because the app I use.

Oh, he's leaving already. I guess he

doesn't like my bed. Why don't you like my

bed?

Go away then, stupid cat. Now he's

just sitting at the door. He can't make up

his mind. Yeah, so the reason why the

quality is rubbish is because the app I

use only lets

you use the lowest resolution

for the free version. If you want 720p or

1080p, you've got to pay for the premium

version, which I don't want to pay,

which is a bit annoying.

I don't know what P this is. Let me check.

640 by 480. What's that?

That's the only one I'm allowed to choose.

I'm not going to pay £10 a month or

whatever stupid price they have just so I

can have better quality for my channel,

which doesn't grow at all. Not worth it.

That would be like buying new kitchen

equipment for your failing restaurant

that's not making any money. What's the

And the problem is my content's just

boring. I don't think having better video

quality would make it less boring. It will

just be The same boringness, but in higher

quality video.

I would have to become a new person

completely. I would have to wake up with a

new person's

personality inside of me.

Imagine I woke up one day and I was like,

IShowSpeed, all of a sudden diving into my

computer setup doing backflips. Do you

think that would make my channel grow?

Because if it doesn't, that means I'm

definitely shadowbanned.

We are expecting big things from you in

2025. Like what? Get married

again? Have a kid?

Crash my car? If I crash my car, maybe I'd

get 200 viewers. I got 200 viewers When I

got banned from Amazon, remember? That was

the best stream numbers I had in ages,

getting banned from Amazon Flex.

I don't know what's gonna happen next

Time to get banned from Uber Eats. Yeah,

I wonder how long that's gonna last.

I wanna make a couple thousand on Uber

Eats before I feel happy with getting

banned on it. I wouldn't want to get

banned straight away because I want to

I actually paid off a bit of credit card

today. I need to add it. So I got my Uber

Eats money and I just sent it straight

into my credit card account.

I paid off £139, so the new debt is

£2812.

2812. Yay, it went down! Now all

I need is my damn YouTube money.

Do you think it will come tomorrow?

Oh, maybe it'll come tonight.

I still don't have it.

Imagine Amazon replied to me on Christmas

saying, unfortunately, we have decided to

permanently ban you. At that

point, I'll just say, wow, thanks for such

an amazing Christmas gift. Can't believe

you would destroy my life just

because my mum tried to help me out.

That's not very nice. Not very

Christmassy, is it, Amazon?

How much is the sponsor paying you? They

said $150— no,

$200 is £158,

isn't it? They say £158 a month,

but then PayPal takes about £8,

so I'm only getting £150 a month to put

that 8-second clip in the beginning of my

Path of Exile 2 videos. But if I keep

getting rubbish views, I don't know if

they're gonna keep paying me.

The game's not trending anymore. I'm not

gonna get views. Do they think because I

got 15k subs I get 15k views?

These sponsor people, they don't

understand how YouTube works. They look at

your sub count and they think that's how

many views you're gonna get when there's

things called dead channels. I've got

15,800 subs on my gaming channel None of

them watch. They're all from when my main

channel was popular and I used to promote

my second channel as like a cooking

channel, a side vlogging cooking channel.

That's where most of the viewers— I mean,

most of the subscribers came from. And

obviously they don't watch anymore.

They're not going to watch gaming stuff.

I used to get 5K views a video on the

gaming— I mean, the second channel. Yeah,

when it was called Chef Daniel, I was in

Korea doing stuff like trying

Korean $1 microwave pizza. It would get 6K

views and some of them got 12K, 10K views,

like the pot

noodle video and the British breakfast

fry-up video got 12K.

Yeah, maybe if I do cooking again, it'll

get more views than the gaming stuff. I

just don't cook anymore. My mum is nonstop

cooking all the time. The only thing

close to cooking I do is making a sandwich

for lunch. Yeah, they used to

get so mad when I used scissors.

Everyone always gets mad at me for

something. Now they're getting mad

at me for how I wash my car. And then

someone said my handwriting was like a

child's handwriting. Can't do anything

right, can I?

What happened to the glass air fryer? The

halogen oven? I don't know. It got chucked

into a cupboard somewhere. The halogen

oven's rubbish compared to an air fryer.

There's just no point having a halogen

oven when you can get an air fryer.

Although it is cool, you can see the

things cooking inside of it because it's

made out of glass.

It is interesting how it cooks stuff using

a light bulb. That's kind of cool,

but I think the air fryer is just much

better, and you can do more things with

the air fryer.

What about your Thailand channel? I

changed that into a gaming channel too. I

tried putting an Elden Ring video onto it.

It got 2K views.

What about my hiding in my fish tank

channel? I, I looked for it the

other day and I checked it out. It still

only has 95 views. I put

so much effort into that fish video. Not

even 100 views after a whole year.

All my flopped failed channels.

I've got so— I had at least 2 failed stock

market channels hiding

in my fish tank. The thumbnail was really

good as well. I was

really proud of the thumbnail.

It looks like the Thailand channel is

still getting some views.

I got 9K views on the I left England to

move to Thailand, why I'll never go back,

and then 2 months later I literally go

But look, this happens, it'll get loads of

views And then after a few days it would

just flatline and die.

And then I did kind of get a new audience,

but they stopped watching my new stuff,

so I got bored.

Oh wow,

this one is actually going up.

My experience living in Thailand. It's got

4K views now,

but the first— oh, I uploaded it on

the 12th of February this year,

and then after 2 months it got 1,000

views. The first month it only got 600

views, but it's been getting about 1,000

views every couple months now. It's really

weird.

Imagine it goes viral, then I've got to

pump out more videos about Thailand.

What's the audience like?

3% United States. What,

are they bots or something? How can the

top geography be 3% from United States?

Usually it would be at least 20% from

somewhere.

I don't think they're bots. If they're

bots, it would say 80% India.

That's how you know. And also the watch

time would be really bad.

Yeah, it's got a bunch of new comments as

well.

Who asked me about my visa? What school I

went to?

I'm a 71-year-old British pensioner,

legally married in Thailand. We own a

house in Chom Thong.

Why are you telling me this?

These people have no idea who I am. It's

kind of funny.

Yeah, I made this video, my experience

living in Thailand on student visa. It's

got 4,000 views now. Interesting.

In a way, it's kind of like stocks. You

make a video, you forget about it, check

back a year later, see if it's actually

done anything. Don't stress over the

numbers. You've got

to approach YouTube the same way you

approach the stock market.

The more you stare at the analytics and

the numbers, the more you stress out. And

it doesn't make things better. It just

makes things worse because now you're like

obsessed about numbers.

My numbers were the best when I didn't

care about the numbers.

What are you having for Christmas dinner?

Maybe a goose. I'm not sure.

Maybe a turkey.

My stomach hurts. I ate too much today.

Today we had pizza,

duck,

random cheese and ham with

breadstick platter, and a ham that

my sister made. And there was also curry,

but it's like my mum's weird version of