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Hmm, a testing.

Hmm, a testing.

Oh, nice.

Just updating my numbers.

Okay, I'll make coffee, bro.

Just had a very nice

W-A-N-K

and then had a shower.

It's gonna be another great day.

What was special about the W-A-N-K? Uh, I used the Johnson's baby oil. It was pretty good, not gonna lie. I never used Johnson's baby oil before.

It got everywhere. There's baby oil all over my bed.

Now I need to figure out how can I wash my pillow. Can I just put it in the washing machine straight?

My bed sheets covered in baby oil. It got everywhere.

It's fine, whatever.

Update us on your employment status. I have no job. I'm self-employed, technically.

Business owner, CEO.

Yeah, I woke up last night to a very nice surprise.

Market just randomly crashed, and then I made back like £80,

and then I lost half of it today, but whatever.

It's so weird. Like, I just woke up in the middle of the night, checked the stocks, and it tanked. And then I sold my shorts and then went back to sleep.

And then I tried going short again today and I'm down like £40. But it's okay.

I got most of my shorts out. Also, gold is ripping. Look at my stock money. Look at my stock money. 4443. I'm loaded now.

It's looking real good. So I sold some gold as well, and then I put it into Tesla. Don't know if that's going to be good.

I mean, everything's going up, so I feel like it doesn't really matter. Just don't put it into shorts.

Yeah, so we're nearly halfway through June. Stock's looking pretty good. I want a bit more because I'm greedy.

What have I learned today from my trades is that I— every damn time I go short way too early and then I get wrecked. So this time I only went half short so I could add more shorts when I'm wrecked again. I'm still getting wrecked though. Don't know if it's— I think it's gonna reverse. It looks like

it wants to.

Not the crypto moon drama again. Can't you guys just get along?

I don't want to have to ban someone.

I gotta have my coffee.

The community's rupturing. Sides are being taken, factions are forming.

It's already a small enough community as it is, now it's like splitting down the middle.

How are we ever gonna beat Chris Broad if we don't stand together as one?

I wonder if Chris Broad's community's got like a split, split factions.

Hmm, okay, well,

I don't know, don't know really.

How long do I think this will last? I think what would last? You gotta be more specific.

Have I ever read a book? Yes. Xbox Magazine.

I looked at the pictures.

Yeah,

it's raining all day. I can't believe it. For weeks and weeks, just been non-stop raining. And then people from other parts of the UK have told me it's really warm and sunny where they are. I don't get it. Is Devon just really rainy? It also gets really foggy here in winter because I first got here in January

and it was just foggy everywhere,

especially driving to work in the morning. It'd be like fog rolling mists. Rolling down the

valleys.

My Switch video is starting to flop now. It's getting harder and harder.

Made a couple Stellar Blade videos. I don't know if I like the game. I tried the demo on Steam. I guess it's okay. It's got like a big skill tree, it's got combos, the girl's heart, but it just feels kind of boring. I don't know why, like it's too sterile. It's got that PlayStation sheen on it. I

don't know what it is with PlayStation, they really seem to like the color blue. Like everything has this kind of blue theme, like a blue

Blue shiny translucent kind of look,

like Death Stranding has the same feel to it. Yeah, I never really liked Sony games. They just feel very— I don't know how to explain it, like no soul. They look good, but there's like no character.

Yeah, it's okay game, I guess. I wouldn't pay £60 for it. Why don't they bring it on Switch 2? I got my beautiful Switch 2, no games on it. Apparently Kingdom Come's on Switch, but it was on Switch 1.

Oops. Yeah, when are some games going to come out on this? Going to get bored of Mario Kart.

Wrong side of the mall.

Why is it the wrong side?

I remember I haven't driven through the moor since I dropped Sunny off at her job back in February. Jesus, was it February? God, yeah, because I got the Every job in February, didn't I? And it was my second day at Every I had to drop Sunny off, pick her up. I used to have to drive through the

moor to get to Exeter. It was a nice drive.

Very scenic.

I can't believe that was all the way back in February.

No, I'm not refunding the Switch. It's mine.

Actually, I could. I've gone to— I've got another 3 weeks. I could. You know what? I could return it and then wait a year and then get the Switch 2 OLED.

That's how the rich stay rich. Or I get a Steam Deck instead. But Steam Deck doesn't have Mario Kart. If you want racing, what do you get on Windows

that's like Mario Kart?

I don't know. Wait, how long did it take for Switch OLED to come out after the first Switch? Like 5 years. I'm gonna be 40 years old. Oh, market's tanking. I told you.

Is Israel doing the thing again?

Oh, is this it? Is it gonna tank now?

Oh, my knee just clicked.

We had nothing new the last 6 months. And whose problem— I mean, whose fault is that? Yeah, it's your fault.

What would you have me do

if money was no problem?

Oh, tanking.

I'm up £1.50.

Xbox has games. Yeah, I haven't checked Xbox Game Pass in a while. I remember playing Sea of Thieves on it a lot. That was one of my favorite games.

Yeah, I don't really know what, what's gonna happen in the near-term, short-term future.

Maybe this is just gonna be it for the whole year.

I think it's unlikely that I'm gonna have to leave this house because it's— there's less than a month until July. I mean, they can't kick me out with under a month's notice. They gotta give me 2 months' notice. So seems like I'm staying. Unlucky for Sunny because I'm sticking around.

Kick you out for having a tenant. Who's my tenant? You're allowed to have guests. Who says you can't have a guest over?

It's not like someone's going to move in here permanently.

Yeah, I mean, if I can stay here, I'll just stay here. I mean, what else am I gonna do? I've got all this furniture now,

so I would have to get a new place. So why would I get a new place when I've already got a place? Or leave. And then I've got to sell everything and then try and exist hopping around different countries, which is not fun.

You know, it's kind of exciting at first and then you just get tired and you want to like focus on other things and not have to worry about packing up and moving every 2 weeks.

Oh, market gonna tank.

Oh, oh, my toothpick.

Wow, it's already 7. I started late today.

I had to chuck out all my celery. I didn't even eat one. I didn't notice that it's been a week since I bought it, and they started melting. They've gone all mushy, and there's like a puddle of celery juice where they once were.

Really annoying.

Hmm, yeah, I don't know really what— oh no, it's the weekend.

I hate the weekend.

I think I made one of my hottest OnlyFans videos today. I use the Johnson's baby oil.

That stuff's pretty good.

I think I'll sell it for $20 each.

And I'll cut it up into bits.

How could you hate the weekend? Because I can't trade. No trading. And nothing happens over the weekend.

Or stuff happens over the weekend, but it doesn't come into effect until Monday.

What does Diddy have to do with baby oil?

My bum's kind of sore, actually.

No, I don't want to trade crypto.

Boring.

Why are you saying my neck looks thin now? You always gotta find something to nitpick, don't you? My neck's not looking thin. It looks the same as it always has.

Why would my neck be thinner? What, do you think I've got a fat neck in the past? Why would my neck be fat and then get thin?

You have no muscles. Say that's my face. I'll show you. I've got biceps.

What are those?

I bet you can't bicep curl 15 kg.

No, I took an OnlyFans and I watched the footage and my arms look pretty good.

Well, the bicep part. The forearms still look like sticks.

Do I think AI will change the way I day trade? No.

Not really. I don't think the AI is very good.

Now there's AI analysis on Webull, but I wouldn't trust it.

Yeah, I thought the market was gonna tank too. It looks like it's tanking now. Oh my God. I'm up £3. Oh,

he's tanking now. What happened? Another missile?

Also, how many Indian planes have crashed? I thought it was just one, but it seems like there was another one.

I bought more Tesla, I think around $315. Now it's at $330.

Missiles are flying from Iran to Israel. If it gets into ground invasion, the market could crash. Really? I really doubt it will turn into a ground invasion, which means it probably will because I always get everything wrong.

Oh my God, I hope, I hope they don't start a war and then my main portfolio crashes. How am I going to pay my credit card?

Because overall I'm bullish because I got Tesla and Russell, but also I got a lot of gold, so gold would do well, but then the Russell would get wrecked.

But my CFD shorts would print.

I kind of wish I had more gold instead of setting it off, but

I need to pay my credit card soon.

No, I didn't buy any silver yet. I was going to buy it after I pay my credit card. Dollar cost average. I was going to dollar cost average into 3 assets.

Silver, maybe SPY, and then a third one. Not sure, maybe semiconductors.

So then you'd have silver to protect against inflation and act like a hedge. And then you got semiconductors because, you know, they're good. And then you got SPY because, you know, it always goes up, doesn't it? Start dollar cost averaging.

Yeah, gold is gonna hit all-time new high any moment.

My Barrick Gold's gonna rip.

Yeah, we're so tanking.

I'll move my stop-loss to break-even,

maybe.

Have you seen Lockheed Martin? Oh, they were up 10% last night. Beautiful. I really should get some Lockheed, but maybe too late now.

Lockheed Martin is up

It's only up 35% last 5 years. It was up 70%.

Yeah, it's really nice trading CFDs because you could wake up in the middle of the night and close positions, whereas with the shares I had to wait until 2 PM.

My credit card repayment schedule is looking to be on track. I just need another

£500 to £900-ish, and then I should be good-ish. I just don't want to sell everything and pay off everything and then get into massive overdraft the next month.

I wouldn't mind not selling in July and like paying a little bit of credit card interest

just for a little bit

if I feel like stocks could go higher. Depends really.

When repay Kami? Hmm. Well, first I need my overdraft buffer and then I need my $9K safety fund. And then I need to pay off all my credit cards.

And then if Moon can get the visa, then I'll pay to fly her here.

And then I'll pay my mum back. Maybe 2029.

Cuz I need the 9K more than anything really, in case I need to get a new place.

But that's not taking into consideration any market gains, so I don't know what my gain's going to be like, but I'm not going to have any big money to like YOLO, so Dollar cost average is the only way, which is actually the best way, to be honest.

I think there's studies that prove that even if you bought at the bottom every time, you still would have made more money if you bought consistently every day, no matter what the price was.

And there's just no way you're going to time the bottom every time. You're going to get it wrong. And then the times you get it wrong will wipe out the times you got it right. So then you might as well just buy consistently in small amounts. That's what I did with Bitcoin and I ended up with 100%

gain. I made hundreds of pounds and then I did that with Barrick Gold as well. I basically just dollar cost averaged in over 3 years. And if I had bought all on the first time I bought it, I would have had an average cost of like $24 and I would have been down massively. I would have been

down like 50%. But I kept averaging in.

It just takes forever, like years and years.

How am I gonna afford to fly people out? Because it's a business expense.

I re-entered new shorts. I got 2 NASDAQ shorts now.

One is up £3, the other one's down £4,

so net I'm down £1.

But it's Friday the 13th. Come on, we're crashing. It's literally Friday the 13th. How

can you be bullish on Friday the 13th?

I guess I'll try and make a traditional video tomorrow. Like why I hate my ex-wife.

What about five things I hate about my ex-wife?

It's getting hard to milk this. I can't think of anything else.

The Switch 2 videos are done. I think I made about 30 or 40. I'll make another 160, but I just don't know what to say now. Why I— oops. Why I was wrong about the Switch 2. Why I still hate my Switch 2. I'm running out of things to say. I just say the same thing over and

over again. Just change the title.

Why not?

I need some topics to pump out. It's a shame none of my, like, traditional topics ever get any kind of exposure. They only got exposure because my channel went viral all those years ago. But now the virality is gone, they don't get any views because no one cares about my stupid personal life.

So now I need to latch on to trending topics like the Switch too. But now that doesn't get any views anymore either.

I thought I could make Japan wife topics, but that doesn't get any views.

Look. Oh, I broke it. Broken. Not really, joking.

How many times are you gonna show the Switch? Well, you're just jealous because your gaming console can't do this. Haha.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that click's so nice.

Yeah, I want to keep it. Whoa, it's tanking!

We're so tanking.

Yeah, I don't want to send it back. I like it, and it's nice to play Mario Kart for a few hours, kill some time. I now play Mario Kart instead of falling asleep. On the beanbag.

I play Mario Kart, I drain the battery, so I play a few hours. Market opens, see what goes on, do a trade, and then about 4 PM I go take care of business and then have a shower.

Whoa, look at the tanking!

I love it when it tanks, it looks so cool. Like a big nosebleed of red drooping down. God, look at it go! I'm up £4 and down £3, so I'm net £1 up.

Too much flex on the Switch 2

controllers.

Yeah, there's a bit of a wiggle.

It was like that with the originals as well though,

the Nintendo flex.

In a way, I kind of like the Switch Lite because you couldn't take the Joy-Cons off,

because I just don't really see a time when I would take them off. I wouldn't really play docked. I think it defeats the purpose of the Switch because, I mean, if you're gonna play docked, why don't you just play on your computer? What is the point? Like, why would you play a gimped version of your desktop without

any Steam games when you could just play your PC? So yeah, every time I dock it to the monitor and I'm thinking, yeah, I mean, this is quite fun, but my laptop does this already and better. It's just if you want to play Mario Kart on a big screen, that's your only choice. But I don't. I'd rather

sit on my beanbag in the conservatory enjoying the warmth, and I'll play Mario Kart on handheld. So to me, for me, being able to play wherever I want trumps being able to play on a big screen. Oh, what if I get a TV in the conservatory? Then I can sit in the conservatory and play with the TV.

No, I like the casualness. It feels more casual when you're gaming in your hand. When you have a big screen, it feels like, okay, serious gaming time now, and then it ruins the casualness.

Why not get a light? Because it's not trending. I need to get the latest cutting-edge technology so I can make videos about it. Whoa, it's tanking. I'm up £4.40 on one short, down £2 on the other.

Do you think it's gonna rip? I always get scared when it tanks now because it always rips hard and then I lose all my gains.

Why is it tanking? It's like 7 o'clock.

Hmm, what do I want to buy next?

Big TV would be pretty nice with Stellar Blade. You see her nice big round plump backside. 4K 85-inch. God, I'd zoom the camera right up there all day long.

Is it a Korean game? I think it's a Korean game. Koreans make the most pervy female characters in games, don't they?

And then I guess second would be Japanese games.

I would like a vacuum cleaner, actually. It's getting hard to clean all the hair off the carpets. A vacuum cleaner, a bigger fridge, and a TV would be very nice.

Or I could go to Thailand for winter instead.

Buy more stuff or go to Thailand. Wow, I'm up £5. That is a beautiful tank.

Beautiful.

Yeah, like a vacuum cleaner would be nice,

but they're expensive. $100+ for a decent one.

Goddamn, this tank is amazing. Look at it go.

Whoa, look at it go! I might close one of the shorts at breakeven and let the one that's up £6 run.

What do you think?

Oh, both shorts are green now.

I might close one of them.

Mustn't get greedy.

Really should close it.

Oh God,

no, don't bounce there.

It keeps bouncing there.

Oh my God, what was that? Jesus, World War III.

Did you hear that? Whoa, my God,

did you see that?

It's going wild.

Okay, I closed one short. I still got one open.

I got one NASDAQ short and one SPY short open. I just closed the other one at breakeven.

It is like bouncing off this area. 3 times today.

I don't know what that area is. It's, um,

what is that area?

It's

I think it's just market opening low. It's not London low. London low is lower and Asia low is even lower. It's just New York low.

Oh, whatever. I still got 2 shorts.

If it keeps tanking, I'm good. If it rips, whatever.

Back to the stream.

My day trading account's at £193 now. Let me see how much my main account is. £4265. I'm at £4458 now. I need another £500.

Oh, it's still tanking.

I'm at 194. I want to get back to 250, which is what I was at a couple weeks ago. I've been in these shorts that's been wrecking me for weeks.

All it took was World War III nearly starting to get most of my money back.

What should I buy next?

Hmm, no, I don't want a TV. What is that?

It's like someone's shooting. Is it country people shooting pigeons? I remember one time when my dad was alive, some neighbor, not a very close neighbor, they were shooting shotguns into the air and the bullets were landing on the house. My dad called the police. He said, someone's firing at us.

These country people, so silly. They all like— they have the same outfit as well where they wear these green Wellington boots and these green, like, waterproof jackets with the little brown checkered beret cap, the flat cap. And then they all drive Land Range Rovers and they've all got a dog like a Yorkshire Terrier. Oh my God, it's

tanking. And then they like shooting guns at foxes and birds. They're all the same character copy and pasted. Yeah, someone's shooting. Can you hear that?

Sounds pretty close as well.

First time I've heard that.

I don't really understand why people like shooting.

It just goes bang and then it hurts your shoulder. What's the point?

You know, like shooting ranges or going into the desert and shooting things. I just think it's so silly.

I had a BB gun and when the pond froze, I took out slabs of ice and I shot the ice. I guess it was a bit fun.

But if it was like a big gun that goes bang, I don't think it'd be as fun.

That's overkill.

Iran fired missiles. What, just now?

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like this RIP was like a fake rip and now we're going to resume tanking. Holy shit, I shouldn't have closed that short.

I'm up £7 on the Nasdaq short. The SPY short is down £33 still though.

Looks like it's trying to bounce.

Plans for today, uh, I'm gonna make vegan sausages with baked potato and some kind of vegetable stuff, right? Jesus Christ, can you hear that? It's like right in the next field or something.

I really don't know what they're shooting at because it's raining. There's no birds flying about.

So what are you shooting at? It's right when it's raining, birds don't fly around in the sky, you know, because they know when it's going to rain because they've got— they can sense the air pressure. You notice when there's a storm, there's never birds around because they've already flown away. They can detect the change in the atmospheric

pressure in the ear hole.

So I don't know what they're shooting at in the rain as well.

Where's the news? I need to download some kind of news app. I'm using Google News, but all it does is show me gaming stuff.

Where's like, uh, world news?

TradingView has news.

Yeah, I don't use it because I can't link. If I could link trade— I mean, Trading212 charts are powered by TradingView, but it doesn't have the little news thing.

I like TradingView because they got more indicators. Like, they got the different sessions marked out, which is really useful. I don't have to calculate it myself.

Like, they've got London high and low marked out in a box.

It doesn't say on the little bottom view thing. I know where the news bit is.

You know what I usually do is I go on Webull and then I look at the feed where people chat, even though it's mostly full of WallStreetBets kind of troll people.

Now I go on the SPY on Webull and I go feeds.

Says Israel being attacked right now.

Iran's response to Israel has begun.

Oh,

load the shorts up.

I use Webull feed for my news.

Second rounds of rocket missiles coming from Iran towards Israel. I hate how Americans say Iran. They're like, Iran. Where did you run to? I ran away. It's Iran, not I ran.

I ran. And then when they say Iranian, they say Iranian. It sounds really weird.

And people saying Iran holding weekend put. That's ballsy. I don't know, I might keep one of my SPY shorts open over the weekend. I'll close the NASDAQ ones.

Don't want to get greedy.

I hate it when they say ROG Ally, you know, the handheld console. They don't want to say ROG. They keep calling it ROG Ally, and it sounds so stupid.

Ally. ROG Ally. They say it in such an annoying way.

Just say ROG Ally. Why you got elongate the vowels so much?

Like when they say my name Daniel, they're like Daniel. It's just Daniel. There's not 3 A's in it.

Oh no, it's bouncing.

Dwong?

Jesus.

It's funny,

I was just laughing because on the Discord Ollie's posting pictures of his girlfriend like he's secretly taking the photo from behind and he's posting it on a Discord full of weirdos and incels

and she has no idea. Oh God, best boyfriend ever.

That's pretty funny though.

Imagine if she knew. Wait, she might actually know cuz he said he watches my videos with her and she doesn't like me. Imagine she gets on the Discord.

Everyone bring your girlfriends to the Discord. It will be such a fun time. You get to be called ugly and I don't know, whatever. Ugly and fat.

We should all do like a rate my girlfriend pics session on the Discord.

That's what I do. What? I don't secretly take people's pictures,

not recently.

Have I played Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom on the new Switch yet? I played— I, I did actually redownload Tears of the Kingdom, had a quick go. And I think it looks better. I can't remember what it used to look like. I didn't get the upgrade pack because I find the game kind of

boring, to be honest. Yeah, I remember I bought it when I was in Thailand, and then I, I finished 2 temples, and then I got bored. And the whole building mechanism thing gets annoying after a while. I remember when it came out, people were building all these weird things.

I made a couple videos,

got some views.

I just find it really boring. I don't, don't really want to play those old Zelda games.

I like Mario Kart because it's a game where you can just go into brain-dead mode and don't have to think. Games like Resident Evil, you've got to think and solve puzzles, and the characters move so slowly, and then you've got to like find the key for this door and then open this door and then solve this. I

can't be bothered. Same with Zelda. I can't be bothered to get this and get that and go here.

I just want to either kill stuff or race.

I don't want to have to work in my gaming.

I want instant dopamine and satisfaction. Mario Kart gives you instant dopamine when you get the boosts and then you just flatten a load of people.

Now the missile strike's over, why is the market not tanking anymore? Should I close my short? I might close my short.

Where should I go for news? BBC News.

Iran launches ballistic missiles at Israel. Supreme Leader vows to inflict heavy blows. Imagine calling yourself the Supreme Leader.

God, Jesus Christ. There's a topic called grooming gang guilty of you know what. They all look so ugly. One of them looks like Gollum with a beard.

Damn, they all look— some of them got like pointy goblin ears as well. One of them, all his facial features are like concentrated into the middle of his face. Oh God, go on to bbc.co.uk/news.

You'll see it.

He looks like a goblin and his face is like, like that. That's so ugly.

Yeah, they literally look like orcs.

Goddamn. Okay, where's the Iran stuff?

Ballistic missiles, retaliation, huge plumes of smoke.

At times like this, I really wish I had Channel 4 News. Maybe I

get a TV.

Yeah, I'm so glad I got my hair still.

Iran says it will inflict heavy blows.

Yeah, they always say that, and all they do is send some piddly little drones.

They're too scared to do anything.

They just have to— they have to make it look like they're doing something, but they won't actually ever do anything

meaningful anyway.

Boring.

No, market's not tanking. Maybe I sell my short.

What if they shoot more missiles though?

Maybe they, they're finished.

Was that it? Where's the timeline? Two. What time is it now?

That was two fifty-three. What time is it now? Is that U.S. time or what time? It's two fifty-three now in U.S. time.

Yeah, my computer is set to EST, so maybe this is. What it thinks my current time is. So that must mean just now then. Explosions are from interceptions or impacts.

Iran says it will inflict heavy blows. Oh no, it's ripping. Maybe it's done.

It's also power hour in 5 minutes. Oh my God, it's ripping.

No,

maybe I'll go long.

Did I miss the drama? Uh, it's been quite calm today. I think the girls have cooled off.

I think we all need to just calm down, shake hands.

Make peace.

Yesterday was getting a bit intense.

Holy clickbait. Excuse me, I never clickbait.

And that is your final warning.

I'm scared it's gonna rip.

It kind of did a double bottom. I might go long.

Oh God, I don't know what to do.

I'm closing my short. Fuck it, I'm out, I'm out, I'm done, I'm out. I took £5 or whatever. I missed out on £2. It's fine.

I still got one short, the SPY short.

I nearly risked £5 because the first short I got out breakeven. The second short I could have taken £7, but I went for £5 instead.

I wonder what would happen to the market if nukes dropped. My shorts would print,

gold would go to the moon, I'd be rich.

I'm currently at 191.56 on the day trading account.

Yeah, it has been hard trading this market. It moves so quickly. It tanks and then almost straight away rips, but it rips and it will take a while for it to tank again. Usually needs some kind of crazy news.

What were the warnings about? I don't know, someone was shooting a gun at my house. I just heard some shotgun shots go bang, bang, bang. I don't know how close it was.

Well, I didn't lose 23%. I broke even and then I made £5.

Where'd you get 23% from?

They're posting the pictures of the grooming gang.

Look at the bottom left one on the first image. His face. He's going to make— be making that face all his life in jail now.

I think market's gonna rip. I think it just tanked because of those missiles.

Are they gonna do more?

I said Asmongold because Asmongold reacts to this stuff too, but he doesn't trade the markets whilst doing it. I just made £5.

I hope they don't send any more missiles. That would be awful.

Oh no, is it gonna tank again?

Power hour now.

If it tanks, I'm happy because I got one short. If it rips, I'm happy because I closed my other 2 shorts and I could enter a new short,

so I can't lose really.

If it tanks, it could go very down, much lower.

I mean, if traders are leaving it for the weekend, aren't they going to close positions and it's going to sell off?

Oh, try the, um, leek and mushroom vegan sausage tonight, I think, for dinner.

Is it going to tank or

I could risk £4 for a tiny short.

うん、うん。

Yeah, it's time for dinner, but I'm trading the markets since I'm getting no donos.

It sounds like someone's practicing a trumpet or a

Saxophone. What time is it? 8 o'clock. Oh my God.

Yeah, I, I live alone and I'm a grown man. I can eat dinner whenever I want.

I do kind of miss Channel 4 News. Christian Guru Murphy, Matt Fry.

Is Jon Snow still alive? He must be so old now.

They got a new black woman on it when— about the time I stopped watching it. She was new. Oh yeah. And my favorite economist. Economist. What's her name?

Halia Ebrahimy. She was hot and then she got old, but she still looks good. Would still bang.

She had a few interviews on Bloomberg back in the day.

Then she became Channel 4's econominist. Econominist, is that how you say it?

Economist.

Does Channel 4 News have a website? I don't have a TV.

Israel, Israel, Israel. Operation Rising Lion.

God, we got so much spicy news recently. Trump versus Musk billionaire breakup, the India plane crash, and now Israel.

I'm missing it all.

I had to deliver some parcels to a retirement home. It felt very sad, but everyone seemed like they're having a good time.

It's kind of like a guest house, really. You got a living room, they're all hanging out, chatting, and then you got the individual private rooms where people hide out in if their social anxiety is bad. It looked like a guest house kind of vibes.

God, I was so stupid because there's a retirement home in Tavistock next to the police station. I had to deliver there. There's like a big gate, so I parked the car right in front of the gate, not realizing that if you drive close to the gate, it automatically opens. So I just parked the car there, left it

on with my phone and everything in it, and then I ran into the building. With the parcels. And I was like getting lost inside the building thinking, oh my God, this is taking way too long and I've left my car open with the engine on with the key inside of it and my phone's in it.

I was panicking a little bit. I didn't realize the building was so far from the gate. And then I had to go to the top floor to a room at the end of the corridor. And then I still had other parcels to deliver there, which I missed. So I had to drive in anyway. The woman there told

me I could just— the gate opens if I get closer. It was so dumb. Like, anyone could have just gotten in the car and driven off. Luckily, it's not chavvy Maidstone.

I did some dubious things. Like, yeah, when I got pulled over by the police, I left my phone and wallet and everything in the car and left the car unlocked. And they took me away in the police car around the corner somewhere quieter. And anyone could just walk past and open the door and taken the phone out

and I would have been screwed.

And it was in Chatham, which is a shithole.

I'm lucky I never got anything stolen.

When are we getting juicy Every Stories? Hmm, do you reckon it's safe?

No stories are really coming to my mind at the moment.

No, it looks like it's gonna rip.

I might go along.

Definitely didn't steal anything.

I don't know, maybe I shouldn't do anything.

It's not doing anything.

I don't know, probably best not to touch it.

I'm trying to think of a funny story from Evry.

I remember I went on this date with this Chinese-Scottish girl in Edinburgh back in 2022. We went to a cocktail bar And then she said, yeah, because I told her I used to live in Japan. She said, what was the craziest thing that happened to you when you were in Japan? And then all these flashbacks of things

like cheating on my wife, sex doll, crazy viewers, sex by the river. And I didn't want to say any of those because they will make me sound crazy. Sucked off by a gay guy. I didn't say any of that. I just said, um, I don't know.

Yeah, as if on a date I'm gonna just say, oh, I got sucked off by a gay guy in a park and I had sex with a love doll.

So then I felt like, wow, I must seem really boring when I'm not because I've got all these crazy stories, but I wouldn't tell these stories on a date.

That'll be date

Sssside. And she wasn't interested anyway. I asked her if she wants to come back to my hotel and she said no. And then she sent me a message, like a long message saying, I had a really nice time today, but unfortunately I don't think I shall be pursuing a romantic relationship with you. I wish you good luck

in the future. And hope you find someone. It was like such a formal AI-written letter.

Yeah, in England they do that. They're very honest. In Japan, they just block you and ghost you.

Oh yeah, I did meet a Russian woman in Manchester on Bumble. I went on a date with her for like 1 hour. We went for coffee.

She was like 40 years old.

Well, then after the date, she sent me a message saying that she wasn't interested. I was like, okay,

I wasn't asking if you were interested. I'm not— I'm not interested either, actually. Not up to my standards.

Yeah, I had the worst dating experience. Not the worst, but like the most boring, uneventful ones when I was in Manchester and Scotland.

I should have said, yeah, I'm not interested too. You're not my type, actually.

OnlyFans been a bit slow recently. Not many bought my special video. I think only 4 paid the $25.

4 out of 46 people.

That's £100— I mean, $100, isn't it?

Most of the videos are back. Yeah, I forgot I had loads of streams set to private after the Sunny purge.

Also, I don't think there's anything stopping me putting all the Sunny videos back up, all the streams back up, because 2 are blurred so she can't do anything anyway. And then the other one, the only punishment it got was Geographical restriction,

which hasn't even been applied yet because I can still watch it. So maybe I'll just put them all back up.

Sunny 0, Daniel 1. Might make dinner now, but first of all Look at my Switch too, it's so nice. It can do this.

Oh yeah, that is a nice looking device.

Look at that.

Oh, it smells so good. It's still got that fresh plastic smell.

What will I do in 5 years? I'm gonna nut.

All over you,

and you're gonna like it.

What's the next Switch 2 video?

Um, how about I was so wrong about the Switch 2, buy it now, it is great. Why the Switch 2 is the most superior gaming device. Maybe I'll do like, um, Nintendo fanboy roleplay.

What do you mean when my looks are down the river?

Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, they still look good and they're 60-something.

If you look good young, you, you're gonna look good when you're older.

I don't know why you think you suddenly become ugly because you get older. If you're ugly, you're ugly your whole life.

If you look good, then you could still look good when you get older.

And then if you're saying my looks are going to fade, well, are you saying that I look good now?

I'm not the one saying I look good. You're the one saying my looks are going to fade, which implies that they are good now. Because how can I be ugly now and then they fade?

For the looks to fade, you'd have to be good looking in the first place.

Otherwise it's not fading, is it? It's just getting uglier.

If your looks are 5, it can go down to a 2.

Yeah, if you get acid thrown in your face

and you get fat, I mean, if you get fat but you still look kind of good, like Jack Black's a handsome man even though he's fat.

Brendan Fraser, he was hot and then he got fat, but he still looks okay.

I think

Um, good-looking people still look good when they get— I mean, I'm not gonna get fat though. Can you imagine me getting fat?

Tom Cruise. Hmm, his hair looks a bit homeless, his hairstyle. He needs to neaten up his hair a bit.

Oh wow, thanks. Gold dust. Give us the sales pitch on your special video. Did you use the hair removal on your bum? No, but I used the baby oil. Make your bum nice and shiny. Did you get turned on editing the video? Yeah. Also, were you riding Bobby Brown in the video? Yeah. We need some details. Oh

wow, thanks.

How does it feel that Crypt immediately joined the bootleg server after she left yours? I can DM you for screenshots. Well, it doesn't even shock me anymore, really. Yeah. So the video, I used the baby oil and my bum looks so good. I don't know why. I didn't really expect just putting baby oil on your bum makes

it look so hot. It like makes it shine and it makes it look rounder and slappable.

Yeah. I never tried that with a girlfriend before, like oil her up. If I get a new girlfriend, I kind of want to oil her up with the baby oil because I looked at my bum in the video feed in the viewfinder because I link up my phone to my laptop and then I use my laptop screen

as the viewfinder so I can have the camera behind me and then see what I'm filming on the laptop. I oiled up my bum real good

and then I ride Bobby Brown.

I rode it for like 20 minutes before I eventually cummed all over it. I like no-hand cummed all over his chest. It's nice because I don't have to clean up. I don't have to like clean out the hole. It's easier to clean if I finish outside.

So baby oil made my bum look really nice.

Problem is, I got it everywhere. I squirted it on the bed and my pillow sheet. I got to change my pillow sheet now. The thing is, it's too liquid, so you like put it down and it sloshes out of the nozzle.

Show us your hairline. You can see it. It's right there. Are you blind?

Obviously, that's my hairline.

No, lube is gloopy, but baby oil is almost like water. Very liquidy.

I can kind of still smell it on my hands.

Lift up your hair. Oh, I like that.

Well, the corner of the hairline is what you want to see.

Joined at the worst timing. Yeah, but why are the viewers going up? Since I started this story.

See the other side?

No, because you're just going to make fun.

Oh my God, it's tanking.

I'm not hiding it with my friends. You can see it right there. Look,

see?

Okay, Marcel banned. You're just a troll.

And also young people go bald as well. You know, there's people in their 20s that go bald, like my dad in his early 20s. He went bald.

So I don't see how balding equals getting old.

Have you seen KSI though? He looks like that, the Alien vs Predator, Predator thing. His hairline starts at like the top of his head up there. That's why he wears that bandana all the time.

I think it's gonna tank. I'm hungry.

Yeah, I might put a little short for the last 30 minutes.

Oh, I'm down a pound. What?

Gold went up today.

What? Barrick Gold. Barrick Gold went up to $21.50. I sold 50 shares. I sold about £600 worth.

And I bought a couple hundred pounds of Tesla.

Yeah, my stock's looking pretty good. The only thing let me down is the Russell 2000. Went down a few percent and it didn't go back up.

I think we're gonna tank. Come on, just do it.

Oh no.

I'm down 2 pounds.

Oh my God.

It has to tank here

or I'm finished.

It's a 5-minute fair value gap. This has to hold for the tanking.

Oh, it looks bad.

Oh,

did you see that?

Patrick Stewart looks pretty good without any hair. I feel like he'll look weird with hair. Oh, is it tanking?

Whoa, I think we're gonna tank.

The 5-minute fair value gap is being respected.

Oh my God, I'm up 50 pence!

It's spazzing out.

Oh, I'm up 80 pence.

Come on, remove my stop loss, break even.

No.

Come on, this has to tank. We closed below the fair value gap.

Move my stop loss to

Oh no, what's it doing?

Where's my phone? Made dinner.

Oh my God, it's ripping.

I feel like closing below rarely means anything. Does it?

God damn it.

Closing below a fair value gap, it hardly ever means anything. Why do they keep saying that?

Oh my God,

seriously, I'm gonna lose my £5.

Oh my God. Oh no, you don't.

Move stop loss up.

Okay, move my stop loss up.

It's trying to get my stop loss.

No, no, I'm down 4 pounds.

Come on, it's held this stupid line 1, 2, 3, 4 times. Fuck off, just break it.

Well, that fall wasn't enough to break it. What is so good about this line?

Why does it keep bouncing off this stupid line?

Who's buying the market into the end of the close before the weekend? Just let it

Tank. God's sake, stupid idiots.

Why would it go like that and then like that?

Why don't I trade futures? I thought this is futures. Well, it's not futures, but it's like futures. CFDs,

basically the same. Come on, just tank now so I can get my money out.

I don't like this trade.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just go, go down, down, down, down.

It's doing a stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Wait, that's like an upside down Cup and handle, which would be bearish.

So you go like that and then like that,

my prediction.

Look at

my line. Why did it go wiggly?

Where's my take profit? It's at

Asia low. I want it to go down there.

Look, if the market tanked and went to zero, how much money would I make?

The maximum I can go out is how long? 5 years.

Back to 2015. I had to put my take profit down there.

No,

if market tanked back down to 2015 levels, I'd make £1,500.

Imagine NASDAQ goes back down to 4,000.

My take profit,

£1,500.

God,

I got to zoom back in now.

Oh, I think it's going to tank.

I'm down £1. Yes,

we've got 17 minutes left.

Come on.

70 pence down.

Look, it's just like touching my, um, entry point, bouncing off it. This is the worst place to go short because it's like bounced off it so many times. This is the time it cracks through.

Is there not a way to tell if it's gonna crack through a support line?

Maybe this is the time.

Maybe just don't try and trade breakouts.

Come on, that is an upside-down cup and handle.

It's using my entry point as a support line.

Look, exactly pinpoint accuracy.

Look at that.

That's insane. Ew, ew. Oh, break it,

break it. Yes, 30 pence.

I'm up.

I'm up 40 pence. Oh, £1!

£1 in the money.

I move my stop loss.

It's now or never. Stop loss to break even. I'm locked in. £1.20, £1.30. A £1 nothing. £1.

£1.10.

A £1.20.

A £1.40.

A £1.50.

A £1.60. This is it. It's now or never. I'm locking the pound. No, it's too close. I'll lock in 70 pence. I locked in 70 pence. Oh no, no, it took my 70 pence. I mean, it took my stop loss. I made 70 pence though. Way to go.

I'll take that. That was too tense. I nearly lost £5.

70 pence profit. Oh yeah. That's how you do it. Yeah, I don't really want to risk it because I'm scared it's like going to bounce here.

I've still got my SPY short open.

SPY is probably weaker,

so I've got my SPY short down £32. It's already down there.

I'm up

193. Whoa, how is it you don't pay any fees? Uh, I don't know. I think there are fees. I don't know, maybe.

You've got overnight interest, which is, uh,

0.083%. So with— I've got £136 free, which means I can trade up to £2,700 worth. I can get 0.16 units of NASDAQ. No, I don't think there's a fee. There's overnight interest, but for some reason the short interest overnight is more than the buy interest.

But I don't want to risk this. This line is very strong.

It will probably break. I don't know when though.

I just— I don't want the stress.

We bagged 70 pence. I'm happy with it. Now we can make dinner.

My dad would be like, I'm sick and tired of working all day whilst you just sit there making 70 pence. Testing. Yeah, it's ripping now. Look, I'm a genius. I would have lost that. Look at that, look at it now. I would have lost my 70 pence if I didn't put that stop loss there.

See, I'm telling you,

look at that, it ripped. I would be down £2 if I was still in the trade.

Yeah, I'm done for today. Tesla held pretty strong.

I bought more Tesla today. I sold some Barrick Gold. Barrick Gold's at the top of the channel. Look, Barrick Gold's at the top of the range, the 3-year range.

Don't know if it's going to break out. If it breaks out, next level will be $25.

It will take something. I don't know, maybe more missiles.

Oh man,

I'm pooped. Hard work being a trader, you know. One minute you get the money, next minute you lose the money.

My overall P&L is

minus $2,000.

Not looking good, but I made £5 today.

Do

you think it tanks?

It looks like head and shoulders, isn't it? Shoulder, head, shoulder.

Day in the life of a day trading livestreamer, YouTuber, gamer, OnlyFans porn star.

Now I'm done trading. I'm gonna leave my one SPY short open and wait until next week.

Phew, those missiles really saved me though,

because I was getting wrecked with those NASDAQ shorts. I finally was able to get out of them, not break even, small loss of £20.

Okay, I'll make dinner now. I must detach, detach, detach. It's really hard to pull away. You get absorbed in it.

You get sucked in.

Now we wait to see what Israel does.

Oh, it's a bit cold.

Okey-dokey. It's weird, I don't feel hungry for some reason.

It's like getting rammed by the dildo shoved it all about. All the poop that got shoved back up inside me.

Back into the stomach.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

It's freezing. I might put my jumper on. I'm getting cold.

Oh God. Oh Jesus,

better not tank now.

Oh, that's better.

No, it's tanking. Fucking hell, I knew it.

Look away, walk away.

I don't know why my stomach tends to start hurting around this time.

Um, what we got here?

Flooring, what, 30% on?

Ooh, sofas!

Where are the prices? There's no prices on it. They look like old people's sofas, don't they? Why do old people have such terrible taste in furniture? Oh, that's pretty nice. Bring all my girls on it.

¥2,600? Oh my God.

1,500 for a bed sofa.

Jesus. A recliner bed.

It's like they, um, they design the products for old people since there's so many old people here.

This looks like something a granny would look at.

Rubbish. Oh, the fridge has been open the whole time. What?

Why is it open?

Okay, let's try the vegan sausage. I got these

Linda McCartney sausages. Wait, isn't she the wife of the Beatles singer Paul McCartney? Why does she have her own brand of sausage? So her husband's sausage is not good enough?

But,

um, she likes a bit of mushroom in her sausage.

Peppers. We're having a vegetarian meal, I guess. AJ's favorite.

I have potatoes. Oh, they're already sprouting and they're going pink.

Baked potatoes.

I'm not on a diet, I'm just, um,

Overwhelmed with potatoes.

I have those sausages I made yesterday, but I want to try the vegan ones.

What are these weird sprouty things?

What happens if you eat them?

Vegan gains. The Asian vegan gains.

High in protein.

I have a passion for peace, and I believe it starts with a compassion for animals.

Some rules are meant to be broken, and Linda McCartney knew this back in '91 when she started her pioneering vegetarian food company.

Yeah, well, plants have feelings too, you know.

Smells a bit weird. They didn't even put it in plastic, it's just in a box. Like that.

It smells okay.

Oh, the kaiseki.

And then stir-fried vegetables. I've got some leftovers.

I've got some leftover onion sludge.

Yuck. Oh, my stomach hurts like yesterday. Like it's gassy or something.

Vegan diet. Oh, it's cold. Why is it so cold?

Onion sludge.

Ow, my wrist! That hurt.

Maybe I'll make some onions too. Oh wait, I already got onions. I just forgot.

Oh, my stomach hurts. Like, it's bloated as well, even though I haven't eaten anything.

I think it's gas.

Maybe my butthole's all plugged up because I rammed it all back in with the dewormer.

Don't. It's like a butt plug made out of poo.

I haven't had a big fat steak in a while.

I miss the days when we didn't have crazy girl drama fighting in the chat.

Remember

those times when we just talked about cooking and trading

and Sunny? I don't like having to— like, I don't like him to choose. Or pick sides,

because I feel bad for the person I end up hunting for.

Now I know what Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise feel like. It's hard being a sexy man.

I didn't cook any mushrooms.

I

bought

all these mushrooms and they'd gone off days ago.

Yeah, that ain't good.

Quite comfortable.

Uh,

crap, the back is slippery.

Put these

in the air fryer.

And these ones, I don't know.

You know what to do, eh? Oh, that one's massive, like an alien.

Fucking mushroom. That's what you get.

Oh, my stomach.

Oh, I could make deep-fried battered mushrooms.

Yeah, I don't know why my stomach tends to hurt around this time. Like I need to go to the toilet, but I can't. Nothing comes out.

There's definitely something. Up there.

That's a lot of vegetables. That's a lot. If I keep shaking up and down, maybe the

stomach pain will get better.

These sausages look the same as when I put them in.

Says 15 minutes to go.

Maybe I can freeze the mushrooms.

You know what I noticed with Mario Kart World? There only seems to be about 2 tracks.

I don't see any other ones. It's always the same 2. What's with that?

Is it done yet? Potatoes don't look done.

Increase temperature by 0.10 degrees.

Yes, Captain.

If I have a Monster, the caffeine will make me have a bowel movement.

Being gay is hard work. You mess up your anus.

I think I've done something to it. Like, I've, I've compacted all the fudge and it's become like tight and dense, and that's blocked. And now I can't pass air and my stomach's bloating.

But I don't need to poo. I don't feel the urge. Well, I just saw the timer, 1:11:11. I just looked at it and it was 1:11:11. You can't make that up, honestly. You saw it right there. I did not lie or make that up. Don't ever say I clickbait. It'll be the end of you.

It will be the end of your entire lineage.

Life lineage ending, dynasty shattering.

What am I making? Potatoes and mushrooms and vegan sausage.

Look, I got some rosemary. I was inspired by AJ. I never had rosemary until you got me that rosemary, and now I get it all the time.

Oh crap, it's gone off 6 days ago.

It will be fine.

It tastes really good with potatoes,

but maybe not with Chinese stuff, right?

Yeah, I went shopping over a week ago, so everything's gone off now. I haven't even started eating the bacon.

Look, bacon's kind of half frozen. 23rd of June. Now bacon's good because it's preserved meat. I don't know what this is. Oh, little onion bits. And then I've got pork belly in the freezer with chips and cabbage, and I've got all the sausages from yesterday. Oh, what's that black slime?

I can't shut this lid, sharks. Doesn't go on properly.

And, uh, still got AJ's butter from what, 2 months ago? I think it's fine.

Oh, I got more vegan sausages.

Leek and mushroom. Yeah, we're nearly done with the food. I just got a lot of sausages and cabbage and chips, and the pork belly will last me for a bit. Keep that frozen for now.

I might make, uh, pork belly tomorrow crispy.

So did the market tank or not? It didn't. See, I'm a genius. I was right

to take the 70p profit.

Yeah, look, actually it bounced. It didn't break the line.

I think it'll go, but it will take a lot of time for that.

Oh, I just burped. Oh, I feel so much nicer, like pressure was released. My stomach's actually bloating. It's crazy, like a cow. When they have to stab a needle into the cow's stomach to release the air before it dies.

I need to burp myself.

Is that the whole song? Just those? It just goes then, then.

Is that the whole song? Just that? I think it might be that.

It's kind of dry, isn't it?

I might just have 3. It looks so dry.

It's so dry.

The mushrooms look dry as well.

Not very inspiring, is it? I think the other vegan sausages were better. Linda McCartney sausages, very dry. Dry as fuck.

Let's see what these potatoes have done.

Ow, it's hot! I think they're cooked. I don't know, actually seems a bit raw.

Ew, looks kind of weird,

like foam.

I think this one's cooked. I smashed potatoes.

Oh my God, it exploded! It went everywhere!

Oh, this one's raw, I think.

How is it so hot that it's raw? I don't get it.

That's raw. Yeah.

Oh voilà! I might use some butter.

Oh,

what about some cheese?

2-month-old butter.

Oh,

whoa.

Why

is this potato not cooking? I don't get it.

I might just give up on it.

Give up on the uncooked potato. He will forever be a worthless loser who will amount to nothing in his life apart from working in a petrol station.

I wonder what happened to that guy. I bet he's dead.

The guy must have been severely depressed.

Give up on Daniel Lord.

You always strive to be the bottom of the barrel.

Yeah, I might have to put some ketchup. It's a bit dry.

Bland, boring, lacking in luster.

Linda McCartney's sausage.

Sapphire's going cold.

I might just abandon that potato. I've got too much anyway.

Okay,

crack. Oh, oh.

Okay, let's try the sausage. Looks kind of weird.

Uh,

it's not terrible.

It kind of tastes like a sausage.

Do you want Moon or Crypt to vore you, Danny? What do you mean vore me?

What does ball mean?

Uh, your potato is raw.

Uh,

tastes weird.

Not good.

I like the, the other vegan sausage more.

It's just very dry.

Blind boy.

Oh yeah.

It's probably one of the worst meals I've ever had.

Wet. Soggy mushrooms.

Oh,

oh God.

啊。

You people are so fucking stupid.

You think the jaw muscle is a lump?

Oh my God, just when you thought you people couldn't get more brain dead, you're discussing my jaw muscle thinking it's a lump. You're so fucking stupid. How are you actually real people? How can you be so fucking stupid? I don't get it.

I think you all need to get your fucking brain checked.

It's, um, it's the jaw muscle, you fucking moron. Jesus Christ, you're so fucking stupid. I hate you all.

You're so stupid.

It's the muscle when you chew. Oh my fucking God. I tried to keep quiet about it, but I've never seen a more stupid bunch of people in my whole fucking life. My God.

Okay, imagine going to the hospital and saying, doctor, I have a lump in my jaw when I chew. Yeah, it's the fucking muscle.

Jesus Christ, I don't know how you people can be so stupid sometimes. My fucking God.

You're so stupid. Oh God, my fucking God, so annoying.

It's not a lump, it's just a muscle.

Why do you think it gets bigger when I clench?

No, it's the muscle. Look, I can feel it.

It feels like a muscle.

It's firm and hard.

啊。

Oh, I need to drink the Monster to burp myself to get the gas out

because I think my other end is plugged up. Uh, what's this red stuff? Oh, it's ketchup. I forgot. I thought blood was coming out my pepper.

I don't like this food anymore. Oh, stupid fucking mushrooms. I don't really like mushrooms, to be honest. They always go soggy and wet and a little squishy, and they've got that black weird frilly under bit,

like a weird alien gill, like fish gills but black and mushroomy.

Never been a big fan of mushrooms.

They look weird, taste weird. It's a fungi.

What I mean, what are those black things underneath the head? It also, it looks like a penis.

I don't like mushroom.

No, I don't want it. And then all this gray water comes out of it. Uh, I'm gonna be sick.

I don't want mushroom. Thanks for the laugh, Daniel. Also, what are your plans for World War III? Oh, thanks. Don't know, mate. I'm gonna be rich though. My gold's gonna go to the moon.

I like vegetables, but mushroom is not green, crunchy, and fresh. It's just like soggy and wet and floppy.

You ever seen a crispy mushroom? Me neither.

And then in Japan, they got those long stringy mushrooms, enoki. They put it in ramen.

They're weird. Like, you can floss your teeth with them.

I hate how the phone wobbles like this. Look,

why don't they put this camera thing in the middle? Why do they put it in the corner like that?

It's really annoying.

Stupid Apple.

At least with Google Pixel, they, they put a horizontal bar.

What a boring, rubbish meal.

It's not even worth worming about for.

Those sausages sucked. Linda McCartney, what are you doing?

Oh.

Where's Moon gone?

Now, reclaim.

My favorite part of the day.

Now this is gonna sit in my bin for a week stinking up the place. Yeah, I really think the bin men should come twice a week with the money I'm paying for the council tax. Slacking off.

£120 a month and they only come once a week. And then the refuse bin men only come twice a month.

What am I paying all this money for? And then I pay the council tax and they don't even fix the potholes in the roads. And then my car gets wrecked and then I've got to pay to repair my car.

If Russia and China back Iran, the world is in big trouble. So my shorts are gonna make money. Nice.

Feels like at the end of the day someone's getting nuked and it ain't me.

Somebody getting you, but it's not me.

Okay.

I don't know what happened. My phone just turned itself off and then on again,

and then the screen went green.

And now it's like weird and glitchy. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with my bum. I think I've given myself constipation because nothing's coming out.

I definitely know there's stuff up there because when I fingered it, I felt it,

but nothing came out after I was done. And now I feel bloated. I didn't know you could give yourself constipation by, like, packing it all up.

Weird.

Stupid Switch 2 adverts.

Oh, my stomach feels weird.

Yeah, I messaged Moon. She's still up

unless she was sleeping and I woke her up.

I got sent some new Kit Kats. I got orange ones.

Chocolat orange.

It's funny, they put this little note thing on the back as if anyone's gonna get a pen and write a little note.

Do they really think we're that sad that we're gonna write like, oh, I love you, here's your KitKat? They put a little place to write a note on it. Cringe.

Why does Japan get all these interesting KitKat flavors?

Mmm, orange, definitely the best one.

It's like Terry's Chocolate Orange.

And then I got this one.

Kitto wo kuchi ni shio.

Take the kit and put it in mouth is literally what it says.

Kitto kuchi ni shio.

What does that even mean?

Put the KitKat in the mouth.

What? Wait, what does kuchi ni suru mean?

Does it mean put into words? I think it might mean put into words.

In English, it would be something like put it in your own words. Japanese slogans don't translate well. You'd have to rewrite it completely.

I don't think I've ever heard "口にする" as a phrase before.

It's all melted and gross looking.

口に入れて。

Okay, I hate KitKat packaging. Uh, it's all wet.

Oh, it's strawberry.

It's okay.

KitKat packaging is annoying because they put this flappy bit in the middle. Look, this bit.

And why do they put this number?

2026, January 12th, 26, L5. What is the point?

Mark is closed.

Hmm.

My life is meaningless and empty.

48 hours until Asia market.

I don't like that Gary Stevenson guy. Why does he talk like a black person when he's white? And why does he look like a black person but he's white? He looks like a black person if the black person had white skin.

It's weird. He's got a black man's nose. He talks like a black Londoner.

And I've watched his videos and he never says anything useful. He just says the same stuff I've heard a bazillion times.

And then he keeps going on about, um, tax the rich or something.

He's like another Russell Brand. Back when Russell Brand was young, when he was doing all that, we need a revolution.

Yeah, but if you tax the rich, they'll just leave and go somewhere where they'll get taxed less, won't they?

At least the rich are creating jobs and stuff. What are the poor people doing? Sitting there watching TV, whining about being poor.

If it wasn't for the rich, we wouldn't have cool things like iPhones.

They say we tax the poor.

Leave us rich people alone.

Look, I'll show you one of his videos.

Gary's Economics. Yeah.

Where's the one when he talks? The project that has turned the world of Bitcoin mining upside down. The rich are growing their wealth very rapidly and it's acting like a black hole in society. It's sucking the wealth away. There are basically 2 leading voices in what we need to do. There's, there's this kind of blissful, almost beautiful

stupidity in the economics media. How can you, how can you not ask that question? You know, I think there's this Honestly, I honestly think a lot of economists, even economists in the media, they conceptualize— media, I can't do that accent. It's very weird, but I don't know how to mimic it. And the way that these people work

is they don't generally— they don't manage their own money. They have what's called a family office. They'll have like an accountant and a team of guys who manage the money, and they've got this big chunk of money and they're trying to buy things that are good value. They're trying to buy— and they'll buy anything. They'll buy stocks,

they'll buy bonds, they'll buy land, they'll buy property. So who cares? What's wrong with that? Which is £20,000 a year. I want to make it clear, these guys make 5% a year, so it's, it's, it's pretty modest. It's pretty— that's what we can— it's pretty modest. I can't do his accent. It's like that London accent, isn't it?

I don't like the London accent. It's annoying.

Yeah, he sounds black from London.

That's what foreigners in London speak like.

They've got this really irritating accent. It's kind of like chavvy and Essexy.

Didn't he say he used to work, um, for some big hedge fund as a trader?

It just sounds like he grew up surrounded with a lot of foreign London kids when he was a kid, and then he was influenced with that accent.

I don't know, it just sounds kind of stupid and lispy.

London, innit?

No, he sound— if I shut my eyes, I would think that's a black Londoner.

Black Londoner.

I travel, especially when I go to the States. People don't think that I look like this. And see, like that comes out. People don't think I look like this. White Americans just find something— white Americans— that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. I don't know if you've ever experienced this, you see what I'm saying? I'll

be like, oh, I'm from London. Oh my God, I'm from London, innit? We went to Barcelona last year. They say with like with, or think like think with an F. It sounds really weird.

Sounds just like him.

No, I wouldn't buy the ROG Ally. I already had one in 2023. The ROG Ally.

Listen to this guy, he sounds so annoying when he says ROG Ally.

Where is it?

We can make you believe we know what we're doing when in fact we do not. Hey, what's going on everybody? TTA Prime back here again. It's been 8 months since the ROG Ally hit the shelves and I've actually had mine for a little— comes to updates from ASUS, I think they've done an outstanding job. We've FreeSync display.

He sounds like he's fat. And I'll tell you one thing that a lot of people get hung up about is TDP. Now of course everybody wants to FPS, even 900p 60 FPS, but now we're seeing some awesome performance. He's not saying it.

Oh wow, ROG Ally 2. It looks like the upcoming ASUS ROG Ally 2. He's not saying it. He used to say ROG Ally in a really annoying way. Maybe other people complained and then he changed the way he says it.

Maybe

ASUS. Yeah, they say ASUS weird as well.

Yeah, so I had an ROG Ally before and I thought, yeah, this is pretty good, um, but then I wanted something more powerful, so I got my gaming laptop instead. Because I remember trying to use ROG Ally as a desktop computer

in Thailand,

and I felt like I just wanted more. It's a gateway to wanting more powerful specs.

Oh yeah,

it was a cool device. It was very powerful as well. I could play Red Dead, GTA 5,

and the graphics look quite good.

But then I just thought I'd rather just play on my laptop.

These streams are so dull. Well, what do you recommend?

It's exactly what I was doing since being in Japan. It's not really any different.

Just I don't have a wife and I'm not in Japan. Apart from that, it's exactly the same.

Whine about views, whine about people I hate,

talk about being depressed.

Uh, not really much has changed.

You know, I used to think, what if I put effort into like planning a stream and doing something like what Ice Poseidon does? But then I just couldn't be bothered.

You know, sometimes I see these other YouTubers where they plan their livestream like planning a TV show, you know, like you got the segments. I mean, I've got segments. I do my, my 2 hours FaceTime. And then I do my cooking, and then I eat, and then we got orange and KitKat time where we get depressed before

going to sleep and then wait for Asia Market. Those are my segments.

But I just don't really know what else to do.

I remember last year I was in Japan endlessly walking for 8 hours straight. That was not fun. I hated that. It was just like, okay, now we got walk. For the next 8 hours. My feet were killing me.

I spent so much money on vending machine drinks and then go home to the horrible guest house.

Noisy, windy. It was misery.

This is so much nicer. I feel so relaxed, I feel

so comfy.

Yeah, and maybe you stagnate when you're comfy because you're not pushing yourself anymore, but It's so nice to voluntarily want to leave this. Oh God, you'd have to be insane.

Imagine thinking, yeah, I'm too comfy, I'm stagnating, I got to ditch everything and hitchhike across Japan. Sure, that would be cool content, but I just can't be fucking bothered. I'm 36 years old.

I just want to have a place to live and it's quiet and warm and a bed to sleep in

and hopefully a girlfriend at some point.

Traveling is so tiring. And go to the airport, sit there for hours, get on the plane,

find yourself in some weird foreign country where you don't understand how things work, don't speak the language.

And then you feel like, what am I doing here?

Why, why am I here?

It's not like I'm bold and bankrupt and I'm going to get 5 million views by doing this. I'm going to get like 10K at most.

Why don't I like traveling anymore?

Hmm,

it's always disappointing. The idea of having sex is what got me on the plane.

But it's just always been so disappointing.

I think the only time I met a girl online and then flew to meet her and I actually wasn't disappointed, probably chlamydia girlfriend. But then I already met her before we hooked up because I knew her from the guest house. So I knew she wasn't ugly,

but I think everyone else has been lacking in luster.

Tomoko, Mizuki, single mother girlfriend

just made it feel like, why am I doing this?

I don't like any of these women.

I don't care about the food.

I don't care about, I don't know, the culture or whatever.

It's just, it's just annoying that things are different because it makes things harder.

I don't know,

don't know what to do.

I can recommend the book Atomic Attraction from Chris Canwell. It basically teaches you how to keep women in your life forever, basically. You just have to act indifferent to their feelings, and when they pull away, don't chase them, don't text, and they come.

Yeah, that's working real good, isn't it?

Since I'm sitting here alone playing with a cock ring.

I

just

don't— it's like, if it was free,

I don't think I would even want to travel just for the sake of traveling.

Bro, you are supposed to not text her and show her that you don't care. This is when they will come back after a few weeks. It takes about 6 weeks for them to forget about the bad feelings toward you. Never show weakness and chase a woman, and they come to you.

Yeah, who are we talking about?

My main goal is finding out how to get YouTube views.

That's like my main objective.

I want to find like a glitch, like a cheat code. I have my holy trinity: do not buy, why I regret buying, why I hate.

That's been the bedrock, my foundation, my holy trinity.

But they're becoming less and less effective. I need new ones.

Something something versus something something works well too.

I just don't know how these other people get so many views and I can't. Like, why do these random fat white American guys just sitting there with a game console get 100K views and I don't?

What are they saying that is so good that I'm not saying? I can say the same things they say.

How are these like really nerdy, boring Kermit the Frog sounding loser American guys getting hundreds of thousands of views

and I can't even get 10K.

Have you seen this one channel called Wolf Den, spelled W-U-U-L-F-F? He sounds like Kermit the Frog.

And he looks like he's trying to look like Moist Critical with the beard and the long hair,

and he's like massive nerd soy boy

gushing over Nintendo,

and his videos are shit. It's like 9 Things You Didn't Know About the Switch 2.

Look around your house, you might have USB-C cables. You could use them with your Switch too. Oh really? Wow, thanks so much for that shit advice.

These videos are so shit and they get hundreds of thousands of views.

He's like, use a high-quality HDMI cable. When you dock your Switch. Wow, really?

There's another one called The Everyday Dad, like some middle-aged white guy. He just talks about tech.

There's so many of them and they all just say the same boring nonsense.

Imagine sitting around talking about tech all day. Yeah, it's a computer. Yeah, it does stuff. Who fucking cares about the operating system or the RAM or the USB port? These people are such losers.

Imagine nerding out over frames per second.

Linus Tech Tips.

Why don't you do a video? Tesco value lube versus Durex lube. You could also do Durex lube versus baby oil. Why I love baby oil. Do not spill baby oil on your sheets. You could do a video on the dos and don'ts of baby oil and how it makes your bum glisten.

Yeah, I wish I could get my bum out on YouTube

and shake it all about.

Do you ever just wish you were a hot Japanese girl and then you could wear bikini and oil yourself up and and go on YouTube. That's my dream.

If you could choose, would you want to be ugly, fat, loser-looking man or be cute little Japanese girl?

Being a cute Japanese girl sounds like it'll be a fun life. You can dress up in little outfits,

make easy money selling your dirty underwear.

Just feels like it'll be an interesting new whole world, a whole interesting new world.

And then you can be besties with other cute Japanese girls and have lesbian orgies.

And then get creeped out at men because they all want to bang you.

Yeah, being a girl must be annoying, especially if you're attractive. You have all these guys like trying to shoot their shot with you.

I can't imagine what it's like having someone obsessed with you when you're not interested in them at all.

Kit Hill sounds like KitKat Hill. My favorite chocolate, KitKats. My favorite hill, Kit Hill.

Whoa, whoa, did you see that? It went flying.

Watch, watch, watch.

Whoa, did you see that? It went flying.

My new hobby, cock ring sports. Whoa, my God, I lost it! It's gone.

I can't be bothered to go and get it.

Cock ring tricks, top 5 cock ring tricks. Better than hacky sack.

Why didn't Sabrina oil herself up and get on YouTube in a bikini? She could have made a lot of money. She could have had a hot lesbian orgy with Victoria. That would have been really hot. Do you think Sabrina would sell her dirty underwear?

No. God, Victoria used to be so cute. I wonder what she looks like now. Apparently she got fat. I could have seen her at her dad's funeral, but I didn't go because I was too busy banging Sunny.

My mum and sister went together. Me and Sonny stayed at the house.

We fucked after lunch.

We were so degen, we just like bang in the middle of the day when everyone was out.

God, the cum used to get everywhere.

It

was good in the beginning.

We had a good time.

Lots of laughs playing Resident Evil 7 after banging. Dinner time and then movie time.

I just felt so sad when she left, dropping her off at the bus station.

Over time, she just got more and more angry at me.

Apparently I did things that upset her.

But I didn't realize it upset her. Like, she would say— like, I'd take her to the bus stop and then would be— I'd wait with her at the bus stop for the bus to come, and then she'd go, oh, it's okay, you don't have to wait with me, you can go if you want. So, so I said,

okay, bye. I gave her a hug and I walked off. Apparently she thought that was really weird. And rude. But you literally just said it's okay if I could go. But if it's not okay, then don't say it's okay. Jesus fucking Christ.

It was really hot and the sun was really bright and there was no shade. And she said, you don't have to wait with me, it's okay. So I said, okay, bye then.

No, there's no Asia market. It's Saturday in Asia.

Yeah, so I don't know, apparently I did a lot of stuff in Japan as well that she thought was rude, and I was like, what? What did I do? She said I was rude. I don't remember anything I did that was rude.

But she kept quiet about it, hoping that I would change. Good luck.

Yeah, over time she just got more and more mad at me.

I hope I can find someone who just likes me because I'm me and doesn't get mad at me for what I'm not.

Because I don't, I don't even remember what I did that would be rude.

I don't understand why you would say, oh, I don't mind if you do this or that, and then you do it and then they do mind. Like, don't say you don't mind if you do mind. I don't understand the point of it.

She would do that all the time, say, oh, it's okay if you something something, but then it's actually not okay. Like, oh, it's okay if— it's okay if you don't want to come pick me up. Oh, it's okay if—

when they say it's okay, it's usually never okay.

Or when I go pick her up from the bus stop, she'd be like, thanks for picking me up, you didn't have to. And I said, well, yeah, I did have to, otherwise how are you— how are you gonna get to my house? What do you mean I didn't have to? Of course I have to.

She would say all these stupid niceties, you know, this stupid British politeness.

Thing. Oh, you didn't have to. Okay, walk to my house from the bus stop then.

I— so I said, well, I did have to because otherwise how would you get to the house? And then she was like, oh, so you didn't do it because you care about me? I said, yeah, but it's not like I had any choice. I have to come pick you up. And she was like, You're just digging yourself

into a deeper hole, Daniel. Yeah, because you're asking stupid retarded questions. Of course I had to come pick you up. How the fuck are you gonna get to the house then if I didn't come pick you up?

I hate it when people say stupid things that don't mean anything.

Oh, you didn't have to. Oh, okay, get out of the car here then. I'll go home by myself.

Waste of breath. And then you've got to be like, oh no, it's okay, no, it's no, no problem. It's just stupid, pointless exchange of words that mean nothing. And then you're too dumb to see how stupid it is. And force me to partake in it, in your stupid meaningless banter.

And then you say I'm the one digging the hole.

I am the hole. I didn't dig myself into the hole. I am the hole.

Yeah, women care so much about being cared for,

which is weird because we live in a modern society where the chances of you getting attacked by a rampaging dinosaur or caveman are nearly non-existent. It's like the primal urges of a cavewoman still exist to this day.

Yeah, I'm generalizing because I've had this same problem with a lot of women

where they want me to show that I care,

Um, but I don't want to show that I care because they want me to show that I care. So then I don't want to.

And I'm not saying I don't care. I'm just saying that

I don't really know what I'm saying.

I'm saying that I Kind of care, but I refuse to show that I care in the way that you want me to.

I mean, what does caring mean?

Directly speaking, what do you mean when you say care about me?

What does that even mean?

Like, if you got run over, would I be upset? Yeah. Why would I not be upset? Why? I mean, why would I be happy if you got run over?

How does it benefit me if you get run over? It will be annoying. Now I got to take you to the fucking hospital, and then we can't have sex anymore because you're probably crippled. Won't be able to have sex for months because now all your bones are broken.

It's annoying.

So does that mean I care? What does it even mean? I don't even know what it means.

I mean, who cares for me? No one cares about me.

It's a really frustrating concept to grapple with. It's like they want a connection, don't they?

Okay, how do you make a connection?

Have things in common,

shared experiences.

But it's still not enough, is it, at the end of the day?

So nothing is ever enough. It's always, oh yeah, that's nice and everything, but I need more. I need more than that, Daniel.

That's not enough, Daniel. I need more than that, Daniel.

No, you want more. You don't need more. You need food, oxygen, water, warmth, and shelter. You want more. Let's not get things convoluted.

You don't need it, you want it. It's time to put the manners back in, Peter.

Don't make this all about you.

You want it, you don't need it.

As it always is, not enough anymore.

I need you to stop whining.

It's just, you know, it's really irritating when

they have so much to complain about and you're like, what did I even do wrong? I feel like I haven't done anything wrong, and yet you're so unhappy with me even though I've barely done anything wrong. I mean, what's the problem?

And then the things I've done wrong are just so dumb. Like,

I don't

know, so silly.

I think

Care. Probably one of my top hated words.

Care about me. You don't care about me.

What, what do you mean though?

I mean, I'm never going to say, yeah, you're right, I don't care.

And also, just saying that you do care doesn't work. It's easy to say it, but they want you to show it. So how do you show that you care?

Through gestures.

So if I want to feel like my girlfriend is showing that I— that she cares for me, what do I want? And then maybe I can flip it. So for me to feel like my girlfriend cares about me, I want her to

give me a blowjob without me having to ask for it. That would make me pretty happy. Like when she just does it and I don't have to make her do it.

Or we're in bed and she like starts playing with my willy without me like grabbing her wrist and making her do it. Then I feel like, wow, she really likes me.

Or maybe—

hmm, what else? Surely there's more than that.

I don't know, I mean, I'm pretty happy if they just play with my willy, especially in the morning when I've got morning wood.

Why can't women be this easy?

Let me think of a non-sexual example of when I felt like my girlfriend really cared about me. That made me happy.

Hmm.

Maybe like when she cancelled plans to come and see me and prioritized me.

Made me feel like I'm number one. Yeah, I like that. That's nice. It always feels shit when they cancel plans with you because they've got a party or a meeting or a family thing. I hate that.

I like it when I'm number one.

I guess that feels pretty nice. I guess I made her feel shit when I refused to turn off the stream to come pick her up.

Yeah, that was a massive fail, to be honest.

Looking back in hindsight now, that was really bad.

I should have just dropped everything, like rushed out to go get her.

She probably would have given me the best BJ ever for doing that.

It's just that I didn't want to because I was streaming and then I had work tomorrow, and then if she was here I'd have to go take her to work and pick her up again, charge my car twice. Whilst also having to go to work. And then I couldn't stream because she'd be here.

So it all just seemed like negative, negative, negative.

And I was already stressing about my job because I just started it and I felt like it was very hard because I was still new to it.

Yeah, I didn't handle the situation very good. You know, the thing is, like, when things are going good and smooth, any relationship's easy. But it's in the times when unexpected random events happen where you get tested. Your reaction to the random event can make or break your relationship.

And the thing is, they'll happen so randomly and unexpectedly, you bet you gotta think fast. You don't have time to, like, plan or calculate. And that's when you get wrecked. It's like they're saying everyone's got a plan until you get punched in the face. Relationships are easy until these random events happen where

the whole thing is riding on your reaction to the event.

Women are kind of like stocks in a way, where

when everything's going smoothly, it's easy. But then when Trump tweets out something weird and then you get tanked in a long, that's when you get wrecked.

And it's your reaction. How you handle it that determines your mettle as a trader.

Unfortunately, I never seem to have the right reaction.

It's hard, you know. Life is just full of decisions to make.

Like, you know what life is? Life is basically one

Endless multiple choice test

where it's like you're presented with 3 shit options and then also the correct option.

I mean, it's more like you're presented with 10 different options where 8 of them are shit. One of them's the right one, and then the other one is really,

really rubbish.

And you always seem to make the wrong choice because the odds are stacked against you.

And then you might make the right decision in regards to one thing, but then it negatively affects something else.

Like, you do the right thing for your girlfriend, but then it hamstrings your work. Or you do the right thing for your work, and then your girlfriend's mad at you.

You can't win. Life is like endless multiple choice of getting fucked over. Either you're broke but you got a girlfriend, or you prioritize money but now you're lonely and dumped.

It's an impossible game to win where everyone's just a loser losing at everything.

It's not hard to keep your mistress happy. Yeah, but you have to sacrifice everything else to keep her happy.

And then they're still not happy.

Life's hard.

Yeah, I realize in life it's always you've got to make decisions,

but no matter what decision you make, you will be unhappy

with whatever outcome you've chosen. Like, I, I tried ditching YouTube to be with Sunny. Wasn't happy. Ditched Sunny to go back to YouTube. Am I happy now?

Now I just feel lonely and empty,

but at least I don't have to go to work anymore.

Imagine working full-time every day, Monday to Friday. Would I be happy? Probably not.

So every option leads to unhappiness. Great.

You're playing a rigged game where every outcome is unhappiness.

I mean, I'm not saying I feel like I made the wrong decision. I feel like I've made the right decision,

and if I could go back in time, I'd make the same one again. But

even the right decision comes with a degree of unhappiness.

I've had to make some pretty tough decisions, like getting divorced,

uh, breaking up with Foster.

Buying a

car. They were unavoidable decisions, inevitable, but they came with pain.

I kept getting these flashbacks of what Vasta used to sound like. Like when she answered the phone, it was like, hello baby. That weird rising tone was funny.

I just sometimes I suddenly remember it and I'm like, whoa,

hello.

That's how they answer the phone in Thai.

It's such a soft, gentle-sounding language

compared to, I don't know, Korean or Japanese or Chinese.

Very soft, unintimidating-sounding language.

The men were very soft-spoken.

Very polite people too. Like, if they bump you on the train, they say sorry. People bump you on the train in Japan, they don't give a fuck. They just shove you out of the way. Like, if you're standing in the way in the train and they're behind you and they want to get off the train, they'll just

like, I don't know,

Push into you.

Korean people worse, they just elbow you in the back.

And I thought Japanese people were supposed to be polite.

They— I mean, they don't even make any attempts to move out of the way either. They always get like some Japanese guy standing right in front of the door on the train, listening to music, staring at the phone, and you're trying to get out off the train and they just don't even move. They don't even like make

an attempt to look around to see if— when I'm on the train and I'm standing next to the door and when the train stops, I always look around to check if anyone's trying to get off. These people don't care at all.

In their own little world, the stupid AirPods and the stupid face masks, staring at their stupid phone like a bunch of zombies, oblivious to their surroundings.

I thought Japanese people were supposed to be considerate. They really are not.

And you got that one rule where they don't speak on the phone on the train,

and everyone outside of Japan are so impressed with it.

So yeah, they're considerate with that one thing, and then with everything else they're really inconsiderate.

Phone zombie walking is really bad in Japan as well. Idiots, just like staring at their stupid phone. They can't even walk to wherever they're going without being on their fucking phone. Just put the phone in the pocket and concentrate on walking, moron. Phone zombies drive me crazy. You can't go— well, you can't go 10, 15 minutes without

looking at your phone. God, you're sad.

Get out of the fucking way if you're going to walk like a zombie.

I hate this. I hate phone zombies so much.

They don't look where they're going, they walk really slowly, they get in the way.

They also look really stupid with their 90°

Bent neck. God, I just want to grab their phone and lob it into the traffic.

Thai people are pretty bad with the phones though, to be honest.

Especially Fasta. Gosh, she was terrible. She took the phone into the shower. She'd be having a shower on the phone. I could hear water splashing, I could hear her talking on the phone.