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[2023-11-06] Cooking with DANIEL - chicken pie [jyZFK9uJ98s]

2023-11-06 · 12 min

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  1. What? There's strands of hair from the

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  2. paintbrush now. Ugh, I hope that didn't

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  3. happen on the first pie. I didn't notice.

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  4. Would you like some paintbrush hair in

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  5. your pie? What's that black thing? What?

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  6. I don't get it. Why is it raw? It's just

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  7. raw dough. It's raw. The whole thing is

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  8. raw. Look at this.

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  9. Oh my God, we got to reshape this pie in

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  10. here. I feel sick. The taste of pie,

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  11. I'm so sick of it.

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  12. I feel I'm going to puke.

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  13. I've got MSG.

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  14. I actually think we don't have any chicken

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  15. stock. What? We are cooking creamy mustard

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  16. chicken and onion pie filling, and I'll

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  17. show you my frozen pre-made

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  18. dough. We got new cardboard. I tidied away

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  19. some of the sauces so we got more space.

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  20. I hate touching raw chicken. It looks

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  21. weird.

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  22. Why is raw chicken kind of scary?

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  23. Onion and chicken. And then add the crème

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  24. fraîche.

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  25. And also the mustard.

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  26. Give it a mix. Uh, some flour.

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  27. Okay, pretty good.

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  28. It's looking a

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  29. bit dry though. Maybe a bit more cream.

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  30. I'm expecting it to be creamy,

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  31. chickeny, and mustardy.

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  32. Look at that.

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  33. Like that.

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  34. And then we squish it.

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  35. Yeah, we squish it up against the sides

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  36. like this.

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  37. What do you think? Like that.

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  38. Squish up the sides and then we'll get a

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  39. piece for the middle. As well.

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  40. Because then

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  41. won't the sides be puffed up as well?

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  42. Isn't that weird?

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  43. Look. Yeah,

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  44. I could make like chicken pasty if I just

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  45. get one piece and put the filling in the

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  46. middle and then put another piece on top.

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  47. So put that much filling.

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  48. I want to save a little bit for the, the

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  49. puff pastry pasty.

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  50. Like this, maybe?

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  51. And then what about the rest of it? I have

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  52. to cut it into the right shape.

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  53. Ew, there's a fly! Go away!

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  54. Okay, what about egg wash? I don't think

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  55. we need that, do we?

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  56. Whoa! I could make 2

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  57. of these actually, because there's too

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  58. much filling for one.

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  59. Uh, how do I squish this together? I guess

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  60. I just squeeze it. Fold in the corners.

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  61. Oh, sticking. Squish it. Oh, this is

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  62. like a sausage roll but with chicken.

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  63. Looking good.

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  64. Now do some holes. One and two.

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  65. Yeah, that's gonna look good, I think.

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  66. And then we'll make one more. Where should

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  67. I put it? It's not a Greggs pie, it's a

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  68. Dan pie. I'm gonna make my own Greggs,

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  69. but it's gonna be called Dan's. Dan's

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  70. sausage roll. Thick and creamy.

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  71. That looks pretty good. I think that's

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  72. done. Okay, now we need to get it out to

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  73. cook the other ones.

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  74. Wow! Oh my god, the bottomless bottom is

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  75. falling out.

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  76. Wow, look at that! Holy crap, it looks

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  77. good. Damn,

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  78. that looks really good actually. Let's get

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  79. the other ones. I really

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  80. hope this is not going to get stuck to the

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  81. bottom of the fryer. Eh, I should have put

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  82. some oil in it. Whatever, 10 minutes,

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  83. let's go.

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  84. Okay, let's have a look at our finished

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  85. pie. Listen, listen,

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  86. can you

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  87. hear that puffiness? Oh my God!

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  88. Strands of the paintbrush are coming off

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  89. onto the pie. What? There's strands

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  90. of hair from the paintbrush now.

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  91. This is why you shouldn't use a

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  92. paintbrush, I guess. Get my chopsticks.

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  93. Can you see that on the camera?

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  94. Look.

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  95. Oh, I hope that didn't happen on the first

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  96. pie. I didn't notice.

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  97. Would you like some paintbrush hair in

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  98. your pie? What's that black thing?

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  99. What stupid paintbrush? What kind of

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  100. paintbrush has The hair's coming off of

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  101. It better not be on my main big pie.

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  102. Why does it look kind of raw in the

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  103. middle? Is it just me,

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  104. or is it kind of raw looking?

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  105. I think it is cooked, it's just not brown.

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  106. I think we flip over the second one.

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  107. What?! I don't get it.

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  108. Why is it raw?

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  109. It's just raw dough,

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  110. or like half-cooked pastry dough.

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  111. If I put this in the oven longer, What's

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  112. gonna happen? Why is half of it raw?

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  113. I feel sick. The taste of pie, I'm so sick

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  114. of it. I feel I'm gonna puke.

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  115. Pie is burned. Okay, now put the main

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  116. pie back in.

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  117. It's raw. The whole thing is raw.

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  118. Look at this.

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  119. Oh my God, we got to reshape this pie in

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  120. here.

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  121. All the layers of the pastry has now

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  122. puffed. Look at that.

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  123. You see, every layer is supposed to puff,

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  124. not just the top 2 layers. Look at that!

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  125. That whole thing puffed up now.

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  126. Yeah, cooking it longer at a lower

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  127. temperature seems to work. It's not pretty

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  128. anymore, but at least it's cooked.

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  129. Ugh! Look, the top bit I brushed with egg

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  130. and it's all shiny. The bottom bit I

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  131. You take away the drama and the Chihiro

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  132. from the channel, what you're left with is

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  133. Daniel picking at his pie for hours upon

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  134. hours. Are you

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  135. not entertained? Look at this pie I

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  136. made all by myself.

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  137. We got the pie 1, we got the

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  138. pie pasty number 2,

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  139. we got the pie pasty number 3, which I

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  140. think I might cook a bit longer because

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  141. it's raw in the middle. I'll pop this back

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  142. in for another 20 minutes.

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  143. Isn't it ironic? People like back then,

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  144. they were all saying, Daniel, we don't

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  145. like drama, you should stop the drama, we

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  146. just like your normal videos. And then I

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  147. stopped the drama and the channel

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  148. literally drops over 50% in viewership.

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  149. Yeah, that is why I never listen to their

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  150. advice.

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  151. I stopped doing the drama literally

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  152. because I don't have any drama left,

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  153. not because I wanted to. You know, if I

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  154. had some drama, I would completely use the

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  155. drama, but I actually don't have any

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