Lets Chop Some Onions

Okay,

chop these onions.

Sometimes when you're a chef,

food prep is just part of the job.

This is how YouTubers do fake apology

videos. They chop some onions so they can

do crying. Oh,

I'm so sorry, I made a mistake,

but I've learned from it and I'm growing

as a human being.

And then all the people in the comments

go, oh, we're so proud of you, you've

grown so much and matured,

we're rooting for you.

Idiots. Why did I disable ratings?

Because people are not using the rating

system how it's supposed to be used. This

is how the rating system is supposed to be

used. You watch a video, if you did not

like it, then you press the dislike

button. You don't click on the video,

dislike it, and then don't even watch the

video. That's not what it's for. If people

are not going to use it for what it's for,

then I'm not going to let people use it.

If you watch the whole video and you

sincerely didn't like it, you want to

press the dislike button, that's fair

enough. But there's just no way that

people are actually watching the video

before disliking it.

So if people want to act like a bunch of

children, then that's how they get

treated. Your new apartment's nice but has

no tub. Yeah, that's the one thing I'd

love— nice bathtub,

soak away my misery. But the shower's big.

You have a lot of dislikes because of your

reputation. Yeah, I know, but the dislike

button is not for letting someone know

about how bad their reputation is. Yeah,

I know people don't like me.

I got the message.

The logical thing to do would be, if you

don't like me, then go away. Don't keep

clicking on my videos so you can press the

dislike button.

That's just sad. Says more about you than

it does about me.

And if people don't like me, why do they

keep coming back to my channel then?

I had this argument with this one guy in

the comments section. I said, I said to

him, if you don't like me or my content,

then go away. And he's still coming back,

like a week later he's still in the

comments section. If they don't like me so

much, why don't they just get lost?

But they keep coming back. I don't know

I don't like you either if you don't like

me, so the feeling's mutual.

So many dumb comments in my last video,

people saying that I got ripped off. This

is the cheapest place I could find. They

don't understand that most places, most

landlords are not going to rent out to a

foreigner who doesn't live here

permanently because most people,

uh, they want to get a contract for at

least a year. And if I tell them I'm only

thinking of being here for a few months,

they're going to say, sorry, we won't be

able to give you the apartment then

because you need at least half a year. So

I was very lucky to get this place. Most

people would not rent out of the place

just for 3 months.

People are so dumb, and then they keep

calling me dumb. I spent weeks looking for

this place, and this is the best deal I

could find. Yeah, there were cheaper

places, but when I messaged them and I

asked them, they said, sorry, no short

stay available.

Um, I said I was going to get an iPhone

12 and I was going to stream it, but the

iPhone 12 never came, so I got annoyed and

I cancelled the order. They didn't even

ship it. I was waiting all day long. I

even checked the neighbors to see if they

delivered it to them, but they didn't even

ship the item. And then I checked and it

said out of stock, but when I pressed

order, it said it was in stock and it

would come tomorrow. When am I going to

settle down and stay somewhere long term?

I don't know.

The only place I can settle down would be

England,

and I don't really like the idea of being

stuck in England.

It's the weekend, they don't ship on

weekends. It wasn't the weekend yesterday.

Yesterday was Friday. I ordered it on

Thursday, it was supposed to come on

Friday.

But I cancelled the order and I did some

thinking and I thought maybe I don't need

an iPhone 12. Maybe I should save the

money. If I had an iPhone 12— iPhone

12 is just like the iPhone 11. There's

nothing different about it. It's just— I

don't even know what's different. Oh wow,

it has 5G. Who gives? Who cares?

I don't even use my data because I'm at

home all the time. Why would I want 5G?

And then it's got the magnet thing, as if

I care about a stupid magnet on the back

where you can attach a wallet or a

wireless charger.

So I thought to myself, I'll just stick

with the Samsung. Samsung's fine.

I also sold my Galaxy Fold today, got

€500, which is about $600.

So I lost,

um, I bought it for €1,400 and I sold it

for about €500, so I lost about €1,000.

It's fine, I guess.

Another waste of money.

I really don't need new phones or

anything. My phone's fine, my iPad's fine.

I just get bored and I feel like getting

something new. I really should stop that

and I don't think streaming from an iPhone

would be good. I tried streaming from the

iPad and it kept having connection

problems even though it was connected.

I don't understand.

So I saved quite a lot of money, saved

€1,100 by not buying the iPhone 12,

and I made €500 by selling the Galaxy

UK is under lockdown again. Yeah, I heard

Germany and France locked down as well.

Why do they even bother with the lockdown?

It's not like it makes any difference.

Sweden didn't do a lockdown, they're fine.

They should just make more hospitals so we

don't have to go in lockdown and so the

hospitals don't get overcrowded. Just make

more hospitals, it's not hard.

It's kind of like no one knows what to do

to control this situation.

It's randomly locking down places,

hoping for the best.

I mean, it wouldn't really affect me

because I basically live my whole life as

if I'm in lockdown. I only go outside to

go shopping for

so I don't really care. If it means less

people on the streets, that's great. Oh,

but the annoying thing is if, if it locks

down here, it means my annoying neighbors

above are going to be at home all day.

The only time it's peaceful is when

they're out. If I'm stuck here with them

all day long, it might drive me crazy.

I love peeling this bit. Look at that.

Sometimes onions don't peel properly and

it's annoying, but then sometimes peels so

easily like that.

Ah, that is a nice onion,

onion juice.

There was this Korean guy at the guest

house I stayed at and he just ate raw

onions like they were apples.

Disgusting. I put another £5,000 into

my investing account, so I've maxed out

my investing account. It has a maximum of

20,000 you can put into it every year. So

I've put in 20,000 and I'm gonna stop

putting more stuff into it. I'm gonna stop

at 20,000 and then hopefully next year I

can put in another 20,000 and

then the next year I'll put in another

20,000. But I think for this year I'm done

putting money into it.

I'm waiting for the market to crash even

more so I can get some bargains.

I get my first dividend payout next— I

think next week I'm going to get about $50

because I invested $1,500 into

EPD. So that's going to be exciting, my

first dividend payout.

I bought some on Friday because it

was crashing hard, but it might crash even

I bought about 2,000 in 3M.

3M are pretty reliable and they sell face

masks. And since the virus is getting

worse, you know, everyone needs face

masks.

Everyone says good things about 3M.

Do do do do do. So Monday

should be exciting. Election will be

happening on Tuesday, and then markets are

going to be going wild.

I made some money off Google stocks. I

bought about 500 in Google, and then the

next day it went up about 6%,

but I didn't sell. I should have sold it.

I would have made $50, and now it's

dropped down to about $25. I really should

just sell straight away. For example,

Pinterest. I should have sold that

straight away when it blew up. Instead, I

waited because I thought it might go up

higher, but it didn't. It just kept going

down gradually, and I sold it

for a bit less than what I could have sold

I should have done the same with Google as

well. Could have made an easy 50.

My eyes are burning.

All the onion gas is releasing into the

I can make pickled onions, couldn't I?

But I don't have vinegar. I miss

those pickled onion crisps.

Day trading is like gambling. Yeah, I

guess so. I made

170 on Pinterest.

But that's it really. I guess I could make

£10 here and there if I sold some other

things, but I don't want to sell them. I

want to keep them.

That's what my neighbors sound like.

But I'm looking forward to getting my

first dividend. What if I just get the

dividend and then I sell all my stocks and

then I buy the stocks back when the

dividend's going to get paid out again?

No, I don't think that would make money.

Probably lose money doing that.

Yeah, Pinterest is about $58 now. I sold

mine at $64, but I wish I sold them when

they were at $68 because I would have made

more. But I guess, um,

that is a mistake I made. I should have

done the same with Google as well,

but I thought it might go up even more.

But what I've noticed from my short

experience so far is when when they

explode and rocket up, they usually come

back down. They don't rocket up more.

It happened with Netflix as well. When

Netflix announced they were raising

subscription prices, the stock value went

up by loads, and instead

of selling, I waited for it to go up more,

and it didn't. Now it's even lower now,

so I'm stuck with Netflix because I can't

I don't want to lose too much money by

selling them, so I'm just going to hold on

to it. I thought

Netflix would be a good one to get because

everyone's at home watching stuff, but

they're doing really badly. Well,

everything's doing badly now, but Netflix

was doing really badly even before.

But I wasn't really intending to do day

trading. I was supposed to just get stocks

that I want to hold on to for a long time,

but I kind of got into the whole day

trading thing because it's exciting. And

now I want to do more,

but I just don't know how to predict if

a stock's going to go up in value. I just

kind of buy things randomly if I hear good

things about it.

The only reason I got Pinterest was

because I read some article and they said

Pinterest is gonna do good in the future,

so I thought, okay, I'll buy some

Pinterest then.

I don't even know what Pinterest does.

Don't I have a chef knife? I have a bigger

knife, but I prefer a smaller knife

because I feel like it's more precise,

more surgical. So I want some

onion strips, and then I want some diced

onion. As well.

So this way, whenever I need onions, I

don't have to mess around cutting them. I

can just take them straight out.

Oh, my eyes are burning.

I've kind of run out of meat. I've only

got bacon and some ham, but I don't have

proper meat for a meal.

And I have to wait until the— is it next

week? I have to wait until next week

because I ordered some shopping online.

But the soonest they could deliver to me

was next end of next week, so I've got to

wait until the end of next week until

I get my new food. I got lots of

vegetables, but I didn't get enough meat

to last me. Kind of annoying.

So I guess I'm going to be a vegetarian

for the next week. With just ham for

But if I find out how to do online grocery

shopping, I'll just— I'll end up

not going outside at all because I have no

reason to.

But it's so depressing going outside. I

feel like I'm in bloody Afghanistan.

I really hate this place, to be honest.

It doesn't even feel like Europe. I feel

like I'm in the Middle East.

This is why I like Japan. When you're in

Japan, you actually feel like you're in

Japan.

This is why I didn't like London either.

Oh my God, it's stinging.

It's not that I don't like the Middle

East. I don't dislike it. I don't

like it either. I've just got no interest

in it. And if I wanted to be in the Middle

East, then I'd go there.

But when I'm in Europe, I want to feel

like I'm in Europe. When I'm in Japan, I

want to feel like I'm in Japan.

So I'm probably going to leave this place

after the contract's over, but then I

don't know where to go. I don't even know

if I can stay in the country without a

visa.

I don't know, where would I go? I guess

Belgium's nearby. Is Belgium any good?

I don't understand why countries want so

many immigrants.

Why, why would they, why would they

voluntarily want so many?

I think Japan has the best idea.

I just— I don't understand Europe. Why are

they doing this? I'm not saying that

no immigrants at all should be let in.

I think it's fine you have some, but

there's just way too many.

Maybe I shouldn't talk about this before

you get in trouble.

Well, it's always been tough for me

because it doesn't matter where I go, I

always feel like an immigrant. Even in,

even in my own country, I feel like an

immigrant.

What am I making with the onions? Um,

just preparing them so I can stir-fry them

later.

Oh, I hate it when you're cutting an onion

and then at the end they all split apart

and you can't control it anymore.

A bit like mass immigration.

I just want to live somewhere where

there's no people, really. No people,

or very quiet people.

And it seems like Japan is the country

that has the most quiet people,

the highest amount of quiet people.

My sister said these random people keep

coming to our house to, um,

to do housework like painting.

Oh, this is another thing I don't like

that my mum's doing. She keeps getting

these random people to come and do

housework for free.

Instead of just paying a proper

professional, she gets these random people

she meets to come and do painting or DIY

stuff.

Why bother? House is fine.

Just get rid of all the clutter.

I don't do any housework or DIY because

number one, it's not my house,

so it's not like I can just start knocking

stuff down or painting walls if I wanted

to. And I have no interest in doing so

because I think the house looks fine, to

be honest. I think it looks fine as it is.

Just keep it clean, keep it tidy.

I don't feel like it needs major

renovations. Seems like

a waste of money. Then you

got these weirdos coming in and out.

Why is it so hard? You know, all I want is

a nice, safe, peaceful place to live.

It's like that's the hardest thing in the

world. Oh, thank you,

Past the Source Animations. What do I

think of Islam? I think Islam's the best

religion in the world. I love it.

Please don't kill me. Didn't some

French teacher get beheaded in Paris

because he drew Muhammad as a cartoon?

I love Muhammad. He's great.

I think the whole world should worship

Muhammad and

never draw him. Please don't kill me.

Yeah, best not to insult people's

religions. Didn't that guy, the Beatles

guy, get shot because he said something

about Jesus?

Oh, thank you, Silver Punk Skull. It's

over, prepare for your destruction.

No, I am a supporter of Islam.

I think it's amazing.

Yeah, John Lennon, he got shot because he

said he was better than Jesus or

something, and then some Christian guy got

angry.

Religion's scary.

No, I wasn't laughing at the call to

prayer in Malaysia. I was laughing at how

miserable my mum looked. It was pretty

funny.

She looks so fed up. That was

the worst day ever. We woke up at 6 AM in

the morning to catch this jungle train and

it never came. We were sitting at a train

station for about 3 hours in the morning,

ended up getting a taxi which took 4

hours, and it was so hot.

The taxi was like falling apart and we had

to stop at a repair service repair to fix

the taxi because it was breaking down.

Oh, that Malaysia trip was just horrible.

I hated it. It was like 20%

relaxing and nice and then 80% hot,

sitting in horrible taxis, waiting for

trains all day long. Sitting on a

speedboat for an hour whilst the waves and

the wind are lashing your face. It was so

exhausting.

And I feel like going on holiday, you have

to suffer 80% of the time just so you can

enjoy 20% of it.

And then there's so much fighting. My mum

and dad were fighting over hotels.

Oh, I don't want to go to Malaysia ever

again.

Going on holiday is just the worst.

Remember your mum made you guys switch

hotel in the middle of the night? Yeah,

that was crazy. It's a pretty funny vlog

though. The hotel wasn't even that bad. I

don't know why she was moaning, and we're

only there for one night.

She was upset because my dad and sister

were planning everything without her.

And not asking for her opinion when she

was the Malaysian woman, so she thought

I took it down because my mum asked me to.

She said it was upsetting.

You know, I had this great idea. It's kind

of futuristic.

So, you know, my biggest problem is

finding somewhere to exist in physically.

It's always been a problem with me. I

could just— can't find somewhere to settle

down. And I basically just want to be on

the internet. So wouldn't it just be great

if I didn't have to worry about the

physical stuff?

So they should have centers, huge

factories where you pay a certain amount

of month, a certain amount of money every

month. And they store your physical body

and they plug it in with nutrients and

they just make you unconscious, but you're

connected to VR and the internet.

So you can still talk to your family and

friends over the internet because you're

still awake, but your physical body is

going to be knocked out. And just in like

a storage chamber or like a coffin, but

you're not dead and you could leave when

you want to. So that way I don't have to

worry about where I live and where I am

and neighbors being noisy and needing a

visa to live in a country. I just store my

body in this fridge and then I'm connected

to the internet so I can do all the things

I love, like playing games, stock trading,

Livestreaming. What do you think?

Wouldn't that be great? So I

pay money and then in, in exchange

they give me a little pod and then maybe

they use my body's electricity to generate

energy and they can profit that way.

That'd be so cool.

And then you don't have to worry about

physical stuff like pain or noise,

going to the toilet.

Make a video about your lack of views.

Don't think that's going to help get me

more views. I'd love to just make a video

called, why aren't you watching my fucking

videos? And then they'll be like, because

your videos are boring now, Daniel. You

used to be entertaining.

Yeah, well, it's called growing up.

As if I would have a really toxic

relationship with Chihiro and then have

another toxic relationship. Obviously I

learned my lessons from the last one. And

I'm not repeating the same mistakes.

And do I get rewarded with loyal viewers?

No, people just get bored and they stop

watching. So thank you very much. Might as

well just stayed as a toxic abusive

partner.

Oh Daniel, we hate you because you're

immature and toxic, but then we're also

not going to watch you even if you change

and grow up and mature. So it's like I'm

fucked if I do and I'm fucked if I don't.

Oh, then grow up, and then he grows up,

and then people stop watching his videos.

Well, thank you so much for that advice.

People want drama. Yeah, people were sad.

The toxic people— I'm not the toxic one,

it's the viewers that are toxic.

They just feed off toxic drama.

The whole thing is just sick.

They do realize that people's lives were

getting ruined for their entertainment.

For that free entertainment,

and then they're telling me to grow up.

Bunch of videos.

As if I want to make toxic content all the

I only made toxic content because I

felt like I had no choice.

If my normal videos were doing really

well, then I wouldn't have any need to do

toxic stuff.

It's just so unfair. I mean, I get that,

yeah, I am a pretty boring person. My

content kind of sucks, my editing sucks,

my videos look shit. But then so does

loads of people who are on YouTube who are

getting loads of views, like that stupid

Kelly Stamps. As if her videos look good.

What about George Japan? He just looks

like he screen recorded off his MacBook.

As if he's interesting. He just watches

other people's content and then says some

stupid generic comment about it, like, oh

yeah, that's interesting.

Loads of people on YouTube have shit

content, they still get views.

So why can't I have shit content too and

get views?

Now there's loads of these random nobody

Japanese people who just came out of

nowhere and they're blowing up. At least 4

that I've noticed, and they're all doing

the same thing. They're doing stupid

reacting— Japanese person reacts to Filthy

Frank. 1 million views. Japanese person

react to Bill Wurtz history of Japan, 1

million views. Even Yuta, that Japanese

guy Yuta, he's doing it as well now.

Japanese man reacts to— sickening,

hating it.

Japanese react to Uncle Roger.

Why do people care so much about Japanese

people reacting to stupid stuff?

Bet you anything if it was Frenchman

reacts to Filthy Frank, no one would give

a shit. But because it's a Japanese man,

all these idiots giving them views as

if their content's good. It's not good.

It's all shit.

Make a series of Daniel Reacts to the

World. Well, I made a new channel and it's

all just me copying

that stuff, but it's not getting views.

I've only got 5 subs. It is getting some

views. It's getting like 50, between 20

and 100 views. But it's

a waste of time. I'm not going to get

1,000 subs. The channel's not going to get

monetized because

I can't do it properly, because I don't

want to do it properly, because I don't

actually care.

I just filmed myself for 2 minutes doing

random expressions, and then I looped it 5

times, and I just slapped it on top of

Bill Wurtz's stupid History of Japan

video. It's basically the same,

isn't it? There's this other guy called

Satoshi Vlogs. He's doing the exact same.

He's got like 5K subs, but he gets more

views than I do. Makes you sick.

Just because he's Japanese. So unfair.

I thought all these reaction channels died

off. There was a really big one called

Jinx, and then iDubbbz did that Content

Cop, and now there's like a resurgence of

these reaction channels now.

And there's this guy called Optimus. He's

got a million subs. All he does is give

his opinion on trending topics, and then

there's Rocket League in the background.

As if his videos are good.

It's him going, hey guys, so election's

coming and I want to talk about who I

think is going to win, blah blah blah

blah. And then the background is just

Rocket League. He's got more views than

Chris Broad.

And he never says anything unexpected. He

always says the safest, most socially

acceptable opinion so

he doesn't upset people.

It's like he's just— he's not— it's not

even his opinion. He's just choosing those

opinions because they're the most socially

acceptable.

What's the point of putting your opinion

out there if it's just the same as

everyone else's?

I guess to make money.

Everyone's so scared of getting cancelled

or being hated. They all have the same

opinion about everything, or else they're

going to get cancelled by this stupid

cancel culture mob.

SJWs. You have the wrong opinion, then

you'll get cancelled.

So if you got the wrong opinion, you

either fake it or you keep your mouth

Okay, finished chopping my onions.

Ah, what should I do now?

Do I miss World of Warcraft? Not really,

not at all.

Do I miss Chihiro? Uh, not really,

but I do miss my life in Japan.

Great, now someone's revving a motorbike

down the road.

Oh, it's like living in bloody town of

idiots.

Do I miss my mum? Not really.

I don't really miss being verbally abused

every day and told how useless I am.

Already get that from my YouTube audience,

don't need it from my mum.

Your videos were authentic, not for money

or views. That's why they're fun to watch.

Yeah, I guess so,

but I got hated for being authentic.

People don't like me.

They don't like the things I say. They

don't like how negative I am.

So it probably would have been better if I

wasn't so authentic and I just faked being

a good person.

Remember when you got catfished by a guy?

Yeah, that was sad.

I thought that girl was real. It was June,

wasn't it? The Asian girl from Australia.

June. And then I got catfished again

in Korea. I still didn't get to

the bottom of that mystery. Do you

remember the catfished in Korea story that

I told this year? So this Japanese girl

was messaging me on Instagram saying that

she's going to come to Korea to meet me

and have sex. And she was sending me

photos. So I was convinced it was real.

And I would say, make this pose and make

this pose with your hands. And she did it

and it was all consistent. So maybe it was

a real girl, but she was just trolling me

or something. What if it was Chihiro?

No, I think I would have known if it was

Chihiro. I'm pretty sure it was not

Chihiro.

But I thought it was real. Sometimes you

get so lonely and desperate that you just—

you believe anything because you want to

believe it's true. Even though there's

all these red flags screaming to you that

it's not real, you're going to get

tricked, your brain kind of convinces

you into believing it's real.

Wow, I was so sad in Korea.

So depressing.

Even though I met quite a few people,

it didn't really help. I still felt really

sad. Maybe it's because I just

separated from my wife and I was

readjusting. To being alone again, and it

was too much.

I just get lonely, and I just feel like

I need someone in my life. To feel like I

have some kind of purpose or meaning.

Otherwise, I just start thinking, why do I

exist? I feel like I'm just existing for

nothing.

Maybe things will be different now I've

got VR and I've got my new hobby, stock

market.

Are there any European cities that are

nice? That aren't really expensive.

I thought Rotterdam was nice when I was

living in the center, and then I moved

here, and now I'm just completely not

impressed with it.

When I was in the center, it was nice.

People were civilized and quiet

and reserved and seemed friendly. And then

the further away from the center that I

moved, people just became more and more

annoying.

Yeah, I forgot it's Halloween today. I

said I was gonna carve a pumpkin, but I

didn't get one. I completely forgot it's

Halloween. Tomorrow's November.

I tried going on Big Screen last night,

but I just— I can't talk to people. It's

too hard. I hung out with about 11

people. Most were English and they were

just chatting and I just sat there

listening. I guess it was kind of nice.

Kind of feels like you're in people's

company, but if you don't talk, then you

get ignored.

Reminded me of when I lived in guest

houses. If you didn't talk, then people

would just ignore you or think you're

weird, and then it would take weeks.

Oops, I put the onion in the bin. What am

I doing? I need to concentrate.

Yeah, if you're in a group in the guest

house and you just sat there quietly, you

get ignored as well. You need to be really

assertive. Just put yourself— insert

yourself into conversations.

Guest houses are depressing places.

Takes a lot of effort to get accepted.

I think the third time I went, I didn't

make any effort and I didn't make any

friends.

I just became really depressed.

But it's hard. Because I get worried that

if I say something, they won't hear me

because I'm too quiet, and then I feel

stupid, or they'll think what I said was

stupid,

or someone else will start speaking as

soon as I try and say something, and then

I'll get talked over.

Oh, it's hard work.

If other people here had VR, we could meet

up and then we could challenge ourselves

to talk to strangers.

I'd still feel uncomfortable.

Maybe someone should have like a social

anxiety classroom where they

try and help people practice talking,

and they'll have a teacher who was Guiding

you.

I hate when people call you weird because

you're not talking. They say, Daniel's so

weird, he doesn't say anything. One time

I was at this guest house and There

was this German guy and

I overheard him talking about me to the

Australian guy who I was actually friends

with because I talked to him before.

And I heard the German guy say, did you

see that guy who's always on his phone in

the living room and he never talks to

anyone? He's so weird. And I was sitting

right next, right next to the door where

he was standing. I felt so embarrassed.

Stupid extroverted people saying, calling

you weird, as if I don't know it's weird.

I know it's weird.

I don't need you to tell me that I'm weird

because I'm, because I'm not talking. I

want to talk and I want to interacts with

people, but I'm scared,

and then they just treat you like you're a

weirdo.

They say dumb stuff as well, like, oh,

how can you have social anxiety when you

talk to all these people online? As if

it's the same thing. How can you have

social anxiety when you talk to thousands

of people on YouTube, when you do

livestreams and there's hundreds watching?

How can you claim to have social anxiety?

This is completely different.

I'm talking to myself right now. There's

no other people here. The people watching

are not even saying anything, and the

people talking in the chat, it's just

I hate it when they say, how does Daniel

claim to have social anxiety when he meets

girls up and has sex with them?

Maybe because I chat to them for a bit to

get to know them, so it's not like we're

total strangers. And then when we meet, I

am still nervous. It's not like I'm not

nervous. I'm still nervous about it. It's

just I force myself to do it because I

want to have sex.

Happy Halloween.

I never really cared about Halloween. I

thought it was stupid.

My family never celebrated it or did

anything. I think a few times my mum made

a pumpkin soup. She carved out the pumpkin

and made soup with the insides.

I think I have soup. Let me check.

Is this pumpkin? Pompon?

Pompijn? Anyone speaks Dutch?

I think that's pumpkin soup. Huh, maybe I

should have pumpkin soup since it's

Halloween. Halloweeny.

What does pompon mean? I'm guessing it's

pumpkin. Gemideldi Vodingswada.

Oh, here it says kirbis cream soup,

but then here it says pompon.

Why are there 2, 2 words?

I guess I don't have to hide the apartment

anymore. I can just do this. Wait, look,

my apartment. It feels

weird doing this now because I was trying

to hide it for such a long time. I don't

know if it was worth it. The video got

shit views, as expected. Did worse than my

passive income video.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

People want me to do something crazy or

interesting, but the problem is I

don't want to. I want to stay at home. I

want to look at my stock market stuff,

play games.

I don't want to do anything crazy.

Look at all that onion.

That feels good.

Boris is about to give a speech about the

lockdown. What's he gonna say?

Look at that.

It's so lame when all those SJW

YouTubers were making videos about Onision

and then they'd be cutting onions trying

to be funny. They keep calling him Onion

Boy. They think they're so funny, don't

they? Oh, Onion Boy,

I'm cutting onions. To show how much I

hate you. I'm being so funny and cool.

Idiots like that trans guy, what's his

name? Blair— Blair

something. Blair White. And all these

weird SJW YouTubers who have those massive

hoop earrings. They all look the same,

don't they? They've got either dyed hair,

massive hoops in their earlobes, And they

think they're funny calling him Onion Boy.

Bloody SJW YouTubers are the worst.

I hate those ones who make videos like I

read Onision's book and it was so bad.

Lololol. As if they

could write a better book.

I think they're so clever.

I don't know if I feel hungry enough to

make the soup. I already had dinner. I

thought I'd eat before streaming since a

lot of people don't like the sounds I make

when I'm eating.

Choo choo choo choo choo choo.

Choo choo choo choo choo choo.

Okay, what should I chop now?

Let me see what I got.

What I got in the fridge.

Got some red pepper,

but if I start chopping red pepper, then

this stream title is clickbait cuz I

put chopping onions but I'm chopping red

pepper. Everyone will be so upset cuz

I tricked them. They came for onion

chopping. Oh, red pepper chopping.

I hate when they call slicing a red pepper

julienne or whatever. How to julienne

a red pepper. Why don't you say how to

slice a red pepper? Use these stupid

fancy words because they think they're so

good at cooking.

And they always say, oh, cut like this so,

so you don't cut your fingers. I always

cut like this and I've never cut my

fingers once. If you know where your

fingers are, you're not going to cut them

unless you're stupid.

Boom boom boom boom boom.

Quite tasty raw.

I used to be very proud of the fact that I

never clickbaited. My titles sounded

clickbaity, but they were never actual

clickbait. It was always true. That was

something I used to be proud of.

I don't know what to do tomorrow.

I made a video today, but it's kind of

boring. It's called Why I Miss Living in

Japan.

I could do one called Why— How I Failed at

Everything in Life.

Just don't know what to talk about,

really.

Would be great if I just made videos where

I didn't have to talk about anything.

One for you, one for

me.

One for you.

Uh, one for me.

One for you.

I feel like I didn't really succeed at

anything I tried to become good at, like

drawing, Japanese,

YouTuber.

What else did I try? Coding.

Do do do do.

What am I making for supper? Um,

not very hungry. I already had fried rice

and those chicken wings. The chicken wings

were really good. I just sprinkled

chicken stock and pepper, and I put them

into the oven. The skin was crispy, it was

juicy, tasted really good,

maybe even better than KFC.

And I made some fried rice.

Oh my God, can you hear that?

That guy sounds like he's got COVID.

Every night he's coughing and hacking.

I don't know what that noise is, you know,

when you go— disgusting.

You can hear him spitting as well. Why

don't they just swallow it?

It's free liquid, might as well use it.

Oh, can you hear him? Disgusting.

Oh my God, it sounds like he's coughing up

Jesus Christ, what if he starts spitting

into my garden? Well, he probably is

gonna spit into my garden. Where else is

he gonna spit?

I doubt he's spitting into a tissue. You

know what these people are like. As if

he's being clean and tidy with where he's

spitting, but he's spitting into my garden

right now. Oh, I just heard him spit.

He's definitely spitting in my garden. He

either spat on his floor in his room or he

just spat out the window. Or he's got a

bucket. Which one's most likely?

My garden's just like a dump for the

people who live above me.

Disgusting.

Smokers are so dumb. They gave themselves

all these problems and they just carry on

smoking. But maybe

don't smoke.

Jesus Christ, it sounds so

bad. You invested

in smoking companies? Yeah, I support the

smoking industry. It means those

people will have a shorter life

expectancy,

so they, they get to annoy us for a

shorter amount of time.

Profiting off of people's addictions.

I'm invested in the oil industry and the

smoking industry.

He's still doing it. Let's see if you can

hear it. You can hear it

from up there.

Wait, is it streaming? I think I got

disconnected when I walked over there.

How many fingers am I holding up?

It's going really weird. The live chat is

just Scrolling down for some reason.

Yeah, I think it's fine. I think I need to

stay here because if I walk over there,

it loses connection.

Uh,

what should

I make?

Onion pizza.

I could make an omelette with the onions.

The reason why it won't go in is because

look at this, it's bent,

it's not parallel. So the left one is

sticking out to the left a bit. I have to

push them inwards. And push in at the same

time with this. What a stupid design.

Hmm.

Oh, I can bend it back.

Yes.

But I need to chop the peppers a bit

smaller, and then we can

put them into an omelette with bacon.

Sounds good to me.

I need a bigger table. I can't fit all

this and the grill.

It's kind of funny that I went from

watching all these commentary kind of

YouTubers, and now the only YouTubers I

watch are all financial people.

I watch this Andrei Jikh guy who talks

about investing, and I watch Graham

Stephan, and I watch Meets Kevin.

They're the main YouTubers I watch now.

It's all financial stuff. Isn't it funny?

I used to watch people like Leafy and

PewDiePie and iDubbbz and Keemstar, and

now I'm just watching financial stuff.

I feel like because of people like Graham

Stephan, they're kind of making financial

topics popular.

I guess it's a good thing.

It's a kind of strange new breed of

YouTuber because before you had

millionaire YouTubers, but they never

really talked about how they made the

money, like RiceGum

or whatever.

They just did stupid vlogs all the time

and diss tracks.

I guess it's refreshing to see them

talk about their earnings so openly

because usually YouTubers don't show their

I would love it if PewDiePie showed his.

His analytics must be crazy.

I wonder how many of his videos get

demonetized.

You'll have to quarantine when you go back

to England. Oh yeah, but what do you think

I was gonna do? I would quarantine anyway.

As in, I would just be at home every day

anyway. It's not like I'm gonna go back to

England and then start partying and go to

clubs and pubs and stuff. That's what I'd

do anyway.

Oh no, what a tragedy. I'm gonna have to

do the thing that I was gonna do anyway.

I guess going home wouldn't be so bad. I

can then put in 100% of my earnings into

the stock market instead of wasting nearly

half of it on rent.

I'm wasting a lot of money on rent.

Maybe I should ask my mum to give me

£100,000 so I can put on the stock market.

If I say, Mum, if you give me £100,000 and

I invest it, I'll get £1,000 a month in

dividends,

and then I can finally say, fuck you,

YouTube, don't need you anymore. Then I

can just do fun streams like this and not

worry about getting views.

Do you think my mom would give me 100K for

free? Maybe if I said it's for

my future.

It's crazy my dad never did any investing.

He just saved his money in his bank

account. But what if he did do investing

and we didn't know about it, and he's got

some accounts that no one knows of?

But I should probably put it into an ETF

and not individual stocks. That'll be

but that's

boring. I want to pick my own stocks.

Okay, I think that's enough peppers, and

then we'll take some onions as well.

I'm not really worried about the stock

market. Because I've watched a lot of

YouTubers and they explain things like the

stock market always goes back up. If you

look at the big picture, the stock market

just keeps going up and there's things

like recessions and they're just little

blips in the overall scale

of things. So yeah, it might crash, but

then it's going to go back up eventually.

They're not just going to leave the

economy to die. They're going to rebuild

it. Otherwise the whole country is just

gonna break down, isn't it? They need the

economy running.

Yeah, individual companies can fail.

That's why you need to diversify. You need

loads of companies. People say around 100

companies. Would give you protection.

I think next year everything will be fine.

I'm feeling optimistic.

It will be fine.

I mean, look at what happened before. We

had World War 2 that destroyed all of

Europe. If we recovered from World War 2

and World War 1, I think this is going to

be fine as well.

Hmm, I think

that's enough. For my omelette.

Hmm, where should I put this?

I need to vary my veg. I've got broccoli

that I'll have for tomorrow.

Oh, how is this gonna last me for a week?

Let me show you my fridge.

So I've got some bread, I've got ham, so

that'd be fine for lunch. And I've got

pasta sauce, so I can make 2 meals of

pasta, maybe 3 meals of pasta. A bag of

broccoli, got some

rice. Problem is, I guess I can use

this for meat, chorizo.

I don't know if this will last 6 days,

so that's how many— put 4

rolls, so that's 4 lunches. Maybe you can

have an egg. An egg?

I've only got 1 egg left. Maybe I

shouldn't waste 2 eggs, just have 1 egg.

So I've got 2 eggs, 4 rolls of bread.

I've got enough ham so I can make quite a

few lunches,