MY EX WIFE SOMETHING SOMETHING [TJrierQ5ECY]

Um,

testing.

One, is it streaming?

Is it streaming?

Oh, when was my last livestream?

Feels like it was ages ago.

I think 2 weeks ago.

So many things have happened.

Not

so many amazing life changes have happened

since I last streamed.

Not really.

Why won't you get back together?

Even if we wanted to get back together, I

can't even get into Japan.

Stupid country still closed.

But some people have been getting in there

and I don't know how.

So PewDiePie got into Japan because he has

some kind of business there.

And he has employees, so he just sponsored

himself as a business person.

And then this guy called Ninja Monkey,

who's like a really small channel,

basically a nobody.

He makes videos about the reopening of

Japan.

He's in Japan now.

I have no idea how,

but he— does he have a business there too?

So it seems like some people are getting

into Japan somehow.

I don't know how.

Oh, thanks, Ollie.

No more mod for me, Daniel.

Crying.

Were you ever a mod?

Who are you?

I don't remember anyone called Ollie Pop.

There was a Sophia Pop.

Remember her?

What an idiot.

Waste my time.

I went all the way to Barmingham on the

train to meet her, and then last minute

she says, oh, by the way, my sister's

going to be there too.

So I get off the train, I get on the other

train going the other way, and I just go

home.

Ask Chris Broad.

Do you think Chris Broad could sponsor me

for a visa if he wanted to?

I'll pay him £200.

I've got a massive ulcer.

It really hurts.

I don't know what's wrong with my mouth

recently.

It's actually hard to speak.

So my lips were cracked and then my top

lip was swollen.

It's better now.

And now I've got an ulcer inside my bottom

lip.

I think all the stress is causing me lip

problems.

I feel so stressed out from driving.

I never felt this stressed out in my

entire life.

Even getting kicked out by my wife and

getting divorced wasn't this stressful.

There's just so much pressure.

I feel so much pressure

to pass this test, and I really don't feel

like I can pass it.

And

the longer it takes for me to pass, the

longer it will be for me to be able to

travel again and meet people.

Otherwise, I'm basically stuck here until

I can pass.

So I feel this huge pressure to pass and

it's making me stressed out.

And it's making me just drive really

badly.

Last few lessons have been a nightmare,

just been doing so badly.

It's so frustrating because there's such

silly mistakes I'm making.

Yes, I've been a mod for like a year.

Did you change your YouTube name?

Because I don't remember your name.

I took— I did— I demodded a few people

because I never see them in this stream

anymore, so I just assume they don't watch

anymore.

And I don't really need— I don't really

feel like I desperately need mods as of

right now, unless that stupid spamming bot

comes back again.

Last time I think the spammer was here.

It's usually when I stream around this

time I get that spammer.

It's probably American.

Why is always the Americans gotta ruin

everything?

Oh, so painful to speak.

It keeps rubbing against my tooth.

Now it's gonna get swollen.

I wonder if I've got any Bonjela.

You demodded me.

Oh, I thought you didn't watch anymore.

When I get stressed out, my lips get

really dry for some reason, then they

crack, and then I get an ulcer, or I get

more spots than I usually do.

I feel like I've got a massive lisp now.

So

my last 2 videos, I was complaining about

being married.

Remember?

Oh, thanks, Kerry B.

Take my money, lol.

I hope things get better, Daniel.

Very generous.

I put it towards driving lessons.

You don't— how much money have I spent on

driving lessons so far?

I spent like £1,500,

and he's probably going to ask me for more

money next lesson because I think I'm

running out of hours.

I need to top up my hours.

So then it's going to be like £1,700 I

spent on driving.

What was I saying?

Yeah, my last 2 videos

I thought were pretty harmless and I

didn't really say anything that was very

bad at all.

But for some reason, Chihiro messaged my

mum

Yes, it was Oliver Govrig.

Come on, Daniel.

Oh,

I don't know why I unmodded you.

I guess I could— if I need a mod in case

that bot comes back, I'll remod you.

But for now, I think we're fine.

So I made 2 videos about my ex-wife, and

then she messaged my mom complaining about

me, saying I was insulting her.

I didn't insult her at all.

She's like trying to over-exaggerate it to

my mum to get my mum to get me to stop

making videos about Chihiro.

There's nothing I said at all in the video

that was an insult, apart from in the

thumbnail I wrote she is evil.

Oh no, what a massive insult.

Called her evil.

I didn't call her anything.

In the first video about why I hated being

married, all I said was

we had difficulties when it came to food

because we wanted to eat different things,

and then she didn't understand my sense of

humor.

I didn't insult her.

I don't know why she's getting upset over

that.

She's just upset because I'm still using

her to make money.

That's all she's upset about.

She doesn't like me making money by

talking about her.

I really don't feel like I insulted her

much.

Do you think I insulted her?

I feel like she's just making a fuss over

nothing.

And I've been making videos about marriage

since last year when I was in Manchester.

I made loads, like, um, I guess they were

more positive stuff, like why I miss being

married.

And now I'm going for the whole why I

hated being married angle.

It's a good topic, I think, and it got

good views.

It's sad, I have to say, 11K views is good

views now.

That would have gotten 40K views back in

the day.

She made like a billion videos with Casey,

which were all insulting me, actually

insulting me.

And then she goes crying to my mum about

it.

So lame.

Imagine I go crying to her mum.

She was bullying me.

Grow up.

You can't— you can't get me to stop

talking about what I want to talk about.

I've been talking about people that I used

to date 12 years ago.

I talk about every single person I've ever

met.

Who in my life have I not talked about or

who I don't talk about?

I talk about everyone.

It doesn't really mean I'm specifically

targeting you.

Are you gay or non-binary or straight?

I'm straight, but for money I'm gay

on my OnlyFans.

I don't know why she's upset about me

using her to make money.

It doesn't affect her.

It's not like I'm making loads of money

anyway.

It's just like $50 here and there.

It's okay.

I didn't have any plans to make any more

videos anyway.

That's all I had.

I was just going to do the why I hated

being married in Japan, then that was it.

But then she replied on one of the

comments and I thought it was funny, so I

screenshotted it and I tried to make a

fuss out of it.

She said, um,

it was not even anything of a comment

really.

She just said my channel is dead and I'm

not happy.

And I managed to make a whole video just

from that one screenshot of a comment.

That's funny.

I'm feeling— oh, thanks, Kerry.

I'm going camping next week, so I won't be

here to mod.

Wow, camping!

I want to go camping when I get my driving

license.

I want to get— I want to get a tent,

like one of those tents you put on top of

the car, and then I want to go to an

abandoned forest, get naked.

Naked in the forest, my fantasy.

And then you get lost, you get lost in the

forest, you're naked, you can't find your

way back to the car where your clothes

are.

Where are you going camping?

In England.

My favorite fruit.

What's your favorite fruit, Dart, and

favorite dessert?

I like mangoes.

Mangoes are usually always really juicy

and sweet,

and

they don't have annoying things like pips

or seeds.

It's just one big seed in the middle, so

you don't have to worry about— oranges are

nice, but then sometimes you get

irritating seeds in it and they're

annoying to peel.

And then sometimes they're not sweet.

So mangoes are pretty good and pineapple's

nice.

I like pineapple.

And sometimes strawberries are nice.

They're all pretty nice.

Favorite dessert?

I like— I like probably just ice cream or

an ice lolly.

Ice lollies are nice to suck on.

Did she delete her comment?

I'm pretty sure the comment's still there.

It's just a bit, bit fiddly to find.

You've got to go into— we'll go into the

second to last video I made,

Why I Hated Being Married in Japan.

She replied to someone else's comment.

It'd be funny if she did delete it because

she's like, oh damn, I just gave Daniel

more ammunition to make money off of me.

Let me see if I can find it.

Aha.

No, it's still there.

She has 48 likes now.

Seems like people searched for the comment

after I made the video about it,

because someone was saying that all of the

suffering that I'm having now is because

of karma because of how I treated her.

And then I said, yeah, well, maybe

the reason why she was suffering because

of me was because of her karma for what

she did.

I think she gets triggered when I say

that.

Yeah, well, if I'm getting karma, then so

is she, I guess.

Maybe we're all getting karma.

It'd be funny if everyone who wrote like a

really horrible comment towards me

probably had something bad happen to them

in the past year or 2.

Yeah, well, that's the karma for writing a

hate comment.

Daniel sends his regards, hater.

That's what you get for writing hate

comments.

People think they can put out negativity

in the world and then nothing's going to

come back at them.

It will.

Just— it'll come back in some way or

another.

Another.

Every time you write a hate comment, it's

like you're putting a bit of negative

energy out there

and then it builds up,

it'll come back to you.

So just keep writing the hate comments.

I thought you didn't believe in that

stuff.

Well, sometimes I like to believe in it.

It's not— it's a nice thing to believe in,

isn't it?

The idea that if people do horrible

things, it'll come back to get them.

And people have been pretty horrible

towards me, and I don't really feel like

it was deserved at all.

People have written like really horrid

comments towards me.

Just for nothing, really.

Just because they don't like me.

They don't like my face, or they don't

like the way I talk.

They just have like massive hate boner for

me for something really small and silly.

And then they tell me to kill myself and

horrible stuff like that.

Yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing.

At the end of the day,

it's been a while since I watched this

channel.

What did I miss?

This year, beginning of this year, I went

to Scotland to meet a Scottish girl who

tricked me into meeting her stupid

boyfriend, who is a mega fan of mine,

tricked me into coming out to meet her,

and then she brought her stupid boyfriend

with her.

And then I made a livestream afterwards

and I secretly

livestreamed the phone call with her and

she got upset.

That's what you get.

My revenge.

And then I came back home in February

and then, oh yeah, I made a video about

Elden Ring.

And I was famous again for a few months,

which was nice.

Felt so nice again to get massive views,

even if it only lasted a few months.

I made so much money because of Elden Ring

around that time.

Then I went to Malaysia

and been learning to drive.

That's it, really.

Oh, thanks, Kerry.

Thank you.

Katigan, if you stream next week, can you

at least have one mod while I'm gone just

in case?

Okay, I'll try to remember if I stream

next week.

Seems like I'm doing one stream every 2

weeks,

so if I stream too often, I run out of

things to talk about, and then

I don't, I don't really feel like talking

because I've already talked so much a few

days ago.

How much do I make from YouTube these

days?

Not much, to be honest.

Summer is a really quiet period,

so maybe about $800 or $900 this month and

last month.

I'm hoping things will pick up nearing

Christmas, but there's just nothing to

make videos about.

What, what is trending right now?

There's no new video games, there's no big

movies,

and there's nothing happening in my life

to clickbait.

There's a new series coming to Disney

called She-Hulk or something.

I might make a video about that.

That's it.

There's nothing coming out this year.

What is the biggest story?

It's like Alex Jones

court case, maybe.

I don't know what to make a video about.

Andrew Tate.

Yeah, he's trending, isn't he?

But I don't know what to say about him.

Do I say I hate him or do I say he changed

my life?

Oh, I love Andrew Tate.

Everything he says is so true.

Everyone hates Andrew Tate, so it would be

silly to make a video about why I hate

Andrew Tate.

And I don't know what to say.

I mean, he's like a sleazy guy who rips

people off and makes a lot of money being

sleazy and saying weird stuff about women.

There's just not really much to say about

it.

Why, why do people dislike him so much

though?

What makes him so special?

I'm pretty sure he's just saying dumb

stuff to get attention like I do.

I mean, that's what I do.

Say silly.

That's what I used to do.

Say silly stuff about women and dating.

Get one of those social justice channels

like Abra and Preach to make a reaction

video to you, and then you get a load of

exposure.

Bada bing, bada boom.

Nothing says being happy like commenting

on your ex's video two years after the

breakup.

Yeah, if she's so happy without me now,

why?

You know what?

I think she didn't really know about the

video, but someone, wonder who, tipped her

off about it.

I think she's still in touch with a troll

or a hater who sends her clips and

screenshots.

I don't really think she would have

clicked on the video.

I don't know.

She might have clicked it because it's

about marriage and I put in the thumbnail,

don't marry a Japanese woman.

But yeah, it's funny she's still up.

It's funny she still cares about the stuff

I say.

It might be a little late, but do a video

in that MultiVersus game.

MultiVersus game.

What's that?

I never heard of it.

Multiversus.

Don't know,

but thanks for the Super Chat.

She's also sending screenshots to my mum

from my Discord server.

So either she's in my Discord server and

lurking or someone's sending her the

screenshots, which is probably more

likely.

So I don't know who she's in contact with,

but someone's giving her information.

Maybe things ended with her boyfriend.

That's why she's back upset at me.

Who knows?

I'm really curious who this boyfriend is.

Does he know about me and my channel?

Or did she keep it a secret?

You should say you hate him because he

wants to be you, but you'll always be

better.

Who?

Andrew Tate?

Should say he's my idol and I agree with

everything he says.

Who's the snitch?

Who's snitching to Chihiro?

Stuff I say.

I bet you're clipping this right now and

sending it to her.

You snitch.

I want to make a video called My Ex-Wife

Snitched to My Mum.

I think I should leave it.

Let it cool down a bit.

Hmm.

If she, if she just stayed quiet, then I

wouldn't have anything to make a video

about.

See, I wouldn't have made the second video

if she didn't make that comment.

She's just giving me stuff to make videos

about, and then she's complaining that I'm

making a video about it.

Otherwise, I'd have nothing to say.

What would I say if she just vanished?

I wonder where Hong Kong guy went.

He disappeared too, didn't he?

A lot of people disappeared, like that

Kanaeto guy.

I was watching his video again recently.

It was pretty funny.

At the time, I tried to ignore it because

I didn't really want to— I didn't really

want to react to it and send traffic to

him.

It was so lame.

He kept trying to fight me.

And then he kept saying, okay, Daniel,

I'll come down.

I'll go up to your way of fighting using

words.

So lame.

Why do you want to fight?

Fight about what?

What would I want to debate him about?

A lot of people really wanted to debate me

back in the day about certain things, like

they perceived me as an intellectual.

Which is what I feel like Kanae thought.

He probably thought, oh, Daniel's really

good at fighting with words.

I'm not really.

I'm not an intellectual.

Just because maybe I sound a bit posh.

I don't really sound that posh though.

I guess compared to some people I do.

And I think a lot of those subreddit

Americans wanted to debate me.

I don't know why.

I don't know what you would debate me

about.

I don't have strong opinions about

anything really.

Kanae lost interest when he became a dad.

Well, if he's grown up and matured, then

You know, fair play to him, but he was

pretty cringe a couple of years ago.

Like, he really wanted to box me.

And then when he found out that I'm the

same height as he was, he was so— he

looked so happy.

Like, he had this manic look of

happiness to find out that we were the

same height so he could say, well, we're

the same height, that means we can fight.

Yeah, but his arms are 4 times the

thickness of mine, and he's practiced MMA

or some fighting thing.

I've never been in a fight in my whole

life.

My sister could beat me up.

I don't really pride myself on my fighting

abilities.

I openly admit that I would suck in a

fight, and a girl could probably beat me

up.

I really don't care.

About being bad at fighting.

I don't really know why he hated me so

much because I said Tomoko looked old.

What's the big deal?

She is old.

She's like 50.

I kind of miss having enemies, though.

I'd be lying if I said that I don't miss

it.

It was fun.

I had so many enemies.

They wanted— they were gunning for me back

then.

Now no one cares.

The closest thing I have to an enemy now,

maybe that Abbas Lassil guy.

He still makes videos.

Putting me in the thumbnail,

or he'll put like a bit of my video into

his video, and then he'll start talking

about incels and having ambition in life

and blah blah.

Yeah, having ambitions and goals would be

nice.

It's, it's finding out what they are is

the hard bit.

Who else was my enemy?

I want some new enemies.

Joey probably talks about you with Chris

Broad.

I wonder.

I really wonder if they mentioned me.

They must have said something like, let's

all agree not to mention Daniel Lord at

all because he'll just use it.

I mean, I would.

If they talked about me on a stream or

something, I'd just clip it.

It is funny though.

Who, who has talked about me?

Chris Broad did.

Mentioned me a few times on streams

because some people super chatted, why

does Daniel hate you?

And then he did talk about it.

I really want to see what would happen if

Joey and Chris streamed together and then

someone super chatted because I feel like

Joey would ignore it but Chris wouldn't,

and then it would be kind of weird if they

just ignored a super chat.

Would be very funny.

Chris Broad and Sharla are together.

Yeah, I find that kind of weird

because Chris never talks about

relationships or girls or sex.

It's just kind of weird thinking of him

in a relationship.

I can't imagine kissing Chris.

It'd be weird.

Can you imagine Chris your boyfriend?

Are you applying for a job?

No,

not yet.

What kind of job would I get?

If I could drive,

there would be more jobs available because

I could drive to them.

So I could, I could increase my radius of

available jobs.

I can't be bothered because I want to

travel.

I want to go to maybe Thailand.

Maybe Germany again.

Having a job just doesn't really fit in

with my lifestyle.

If I had a girlfriend here who I really

liked

and then we wanted to live together and I

was really serious about staying in

England, then yeah, maybe I'd think about

it.

But my life is always just so all over the

place.

I can't make any long-term plans because I

don't know what I'm doing the next month,

which is why buying a car is— I really

want to buy a car, but then I kind of

really don't because then it's a lot of

money and then I need to stay here to use

it.

It'd be silly to buy a car and then spend

9 months in Japan and Asia and Europe or

somewhere else.

But then I wouldn't mind getting a car and

then driving to Germany or some,

someplace.

That looks fun.

He talks about girls on his channel.

Yeah, I've seen him talk about a Japanese

girlfriend he had ages ago.

I remember he was saying that She didn't

understand his sense of humor at all,

which is exactly what I say all the time

about how Japanese people just don't

understand the sarcasm or the

self-deprecation that British people like

to do for humor.

They just— they don't get it.

And then Chihiro kept saying,

why are you joking?

You're not a comedian.

That's such a silly thing to say.

You don't need to be a comedian to joke

around and have a sense of humor.

So it's saying, why are you making a

sandwich?

You're not a chef.

Why does she keep saying that I'm not a

comedian, so I'm not allowed to

like joke about and say dumb stuff?

She did— she never got my humor.

But to be fair, a lot of people never

really got it.

Some people do,

and then we say dumb stuff.

We know we're saying dumb stuff, it's just

for fun.

How are you going to survive without a

good paying job?

Your views are going down.

What's the plan?

Uh, well, I still make $1,000 £1,200 this

month and last month and £1,400 month

before.

It's only the last few months my views

have been going down, but February, March,

and May were really good.

I was making like £2K, £2,000

a month.

Actually, in March I made like $6,000.

From the Elden Ring video, which is still

getting views by the way.

Has— I think it has nearly 800k views now.

It got, it got 24k views in the last month

alone.

So it's still going strong.

And I got $2,000 for promoting that

Chinese website, and then I got $700 for

making that Raid Shadow Legends ad.

And I got $1,400 for making that ad for

some game.

I don't even know if they ever used it.

Are you dating someone we don't know of?

I was seeing this British girl.

Yeah, should I talk about the British girl

a bit?

So if you didn't know, I had 2 British

girlfriends back in— I think it was about

March or April I met them,

and they were kind of similar actually.

They're both very pale, both ginger, both

very tall, and both very nerdy into video

games, specifically very weeby video games

like Japanese JRPGs and Genshin Impact.

One of them lives quite nearby to me.

It's about 10 miles away, and I cycled to

her place.

And that's why I got the electric bicycle,

so I could cycle to her place.

But we only did it once and it was really—

I mean, it was okay, but then I ended up

accidentally bruising her hips for like a

month and then she had to go to the

hospital.

To get the bruise syringed because

apparently I bruised her leg in her thigh

so much that it was swelling and she

needed to get it syringed out.

So that was not good.

But then she got really naggy.

She would, she would trick me into phoning

her and then nag me.

One night she was— she said, can we phone?

And I thought, okay, yeah, sure.

And I was like, hello, how are you?

And she was— she said, are you happy?

And I said, yeah, why?

And at that moment I was like, oh my God,

she tricked me into a phone call so she

can have a whine.

And then she started crying.

So she started crying and then she hung up

the phone to compose herself.

She phoned me back and then she had a big

nag about how she didn't like it when she

says stuff and I reply by going,

Hmm.

Or how I didn't show any interest in

meeting her friends or talking to her

friends because she— I don't know if I

should say this.

Wait.

Oh, thanks, Rika Hater.

Hey, Danny, is it true you shoved a

sausage up your bum for OnlyFans?

Well, you have to join my OnlyFans and

find out.

It could be true.

She's hemophiliac.

Yeah, she says she bruised really easy.

She was always getting bruises.

And the strange thing is the second

British girlfriend also bruises really

easily.

It's so weird how similar they are to each

other.

So anyway, the first one— I don't know if

I should say this bit.

Let me think.

Fuck, if I say it, it's a bit risky.

I don't know if I should say it.

Okay, I won't say it, but she does

something online.

No, that's saying too much.

Well, she has a public online internet

thing that her friend

chats in and she wanted me to come and

chat with her friend and I just made like

a load of excuses to avoid it.

And she kept going on and on about how I

could meet her friend, we could go for

sushi, we could do this.

And I was like, yeah, okay, sure.

I really don't want to meet her friend

though.

And she said stuff like the sex wasn't

good and I bruised her and I didn't do

enough foreplay.

So at that point I was just fed up.

You nag too much.

I had to block her.

So I blocked her.

So I couldn't stand it anymore.

It's too much negativity.

And then the second British girl, I met

her around the same time I met the first

one, and we went on quite a few dates.

She was okay because she didn't nag, and

we went to a hotel once,

and then we went on a load of dates.

We went to a castle and went to a zoo, a

few zoos and a few parks, but then I kind

of ran out of places to go.

So I don't know where to take her anymore.

And then she keeps asking me when she can

come to my house, and I don't want her to

come to my house because I don't want her

to meet my mum.

So I don't— my mum always ends up

chatting to my exes.

I don't like it.

It's weird.

So I didn't want her to meet my mum.

I don't want her to get too attached

because I don't really want to be with

her.

So I had to keep coming up with excuses to

explain to her why she can't come to my

house.

I kept saying stuff like, oh, it'll be

weird, it'll be awkward because my mum's

here.

So she finally kind of gave up on the idea

of coming to my house.

She invited me to her house when her mum

was out and I was going to go.

But then stupid trains all went on strike

on the very day I was supposed to go.

And there's no easy way to get to her

place.

There's no bridge that crosses over the

River Thames unless I go all the way into

London, which I couldn't because the

trains were all cancelled.

I couldn't ride my bike all the way to

London and all the way to where she is.

It would take like 5 hours.

So I had to cancel that, which was a bit

annoying.

And then we met up last Saturday.

We went to this park that has deers.

And something felt a bit off.

Usually she holds my hand.

The last 3 times we went on a date, as

soon as we got out of her car, she would

like grab my hand and we'd walk around

holding hands.

But she didn't even hold my hand once.

And I put my arm around her waist and she

didn't really do anything.

Like she didn't react to it or she didn't

put her hand back around my waist.

So she doesn't seem happy.

And I think she's getting annoyed because

I'm not letting her come to my house.

And then she didn't message me at all

since last Saturday.

Usually every weekend she asks me, so

where are we going this weekend?

But then she never—

she never has any ideas of her own where

we could go.

So I have to go on Google Maps and look

around, see if there's like a park or some

place we can go.

And they're so boring.

Every time we meet up, we walk around and

we don't really talk much.

And then we're in the car and it's very

silent.

She doesn't talk unless I ask her

something.

And then I don't know what to ask her.

I ask her, so what you been up to?

She's like, nothing.

And then I'm like, okay.

It's so awkward.

I don't like girls who don't talk much.

I need like a chatty girl.

Mila was good because she talked a lot,

but when the girl's quiet, I'm also quiet.

It's so awkward.

I don't know what to say.

You should ask her for a suggestion next

time.

I did.

I said Where would you like to go?

And then she just says, I don't know.

She just wants to hang out, I think.

Like, she just want to come over and then

relax, watch some Netflix,

sit around, which I understand.

I want to do that too.

I don't really want to go on a date and

walk around in, in the sun.

So hot recently in England.

It's

It's like 30 degrees every day.

It was 40 degrees a couple of weeks ago.

The weekend last Friday was so bad.

I think my driving instructor was a bit

grumpy.

I felt like he was a bit rude to me on

Friday.

I think it's because of the heat.

And I do keep making silly mistakes, which

must be a bit annoying.

He was a lot better today.

I feel like he was in a better mood today,

but he just seemed really grumpy last week

and I felt a bit scared.

Hopefully this week gets a bit cooler.

I'm just dying.

It's so hot.

I hate it.

It was so hot in Malaysia and I was

looking forward to coming home to England

where it should have been nice and cool.

And we come home and it's bloody 40

degrees.

So hot.

And it hasn't rained once since, since I

came home.

And then I got sick and I've been coughing

for a month.

It's finally mostly gone.

So I think I'm gonna lose British

girlfriend number 2.

I've got no more girlfriends.

There's just nothing to do in England.

You've got some castles, you've got some

zoos, you've got some wildlife parks, but

after you've been to them, what do you do?

The towns have nothing.

They've got Tesco and maybe a cinema,

might have bowling.

But bowling just lasts about an hour.

It's really hard finding stuff to do.

I thought getting a girlfriend was the

hard bit, but then finding stuff to do

with the girlfriend is also really hard.

I like it when the girl has I like it when

the girl comes up with all the ideas, what

to do, where to go, and then I just go

along with her.

But when I have to come up with all the

ideas, it's so tiring.

I don't really want to go anywhere,

to be honest.

We went to London, went to Korean

barbecue, and we went to the museum.

That was okay.

I could go to London again.

I just, I really hate going to London.

It takes such a long time to get there.

I don't really know what I want to do with

a girlfriend, to be honest.

Be nice to go to places, but then I don't

really want to go anywhere.

I don't know what I want anymore.

I just want to pass my driving test and

then get my license.

Uh, I don't know.

Why do you not talk about Mira anymore?

Um, I don't know.

I guess she's not really on my mind a lot.

I had a dream about her a couple nights

ago.

It was weird.

She was in my garden on the hammock, and

that was it.

I don't know what that was about.

She was just in the hammock in my garden.

Yeah, I guess I'm over Mina.

There's just not really anything to talk

about.

I don't even know if I miss her.

Sometimes I feel like, yeah, it'd be nice

if she just turned up and she was here

again,

but it just wouldn't work out.

I wouldn't want to go back to Rotterdam

ever again.

I hated Rotterdam so much.

I could not picture myself living in

Rotterdam again.

No way.

Rotterdam is horrible.

Worst city ever.

I got beat up on the street, if you want

to know how bad it is.

Yeah, in the center it's nice and

everything, but the outskirts of Rotterdam

is horrible.

Worst place I've ever been.

Full of drugs and police raids.

Terrible place.

I'd never want to live in the Netherlands.

So expensive and it's horrible.

If it was expensive and nice, then fine.

But it's not.

It's not even nice.

Everywhere smells like weed.

Everyone's like obsessed with weed over

there.

What's so fascinating about weed?

I don't get it.

It smells like armpit.

It tastes horrible.

They all think they're so cool.

Oh, I do weed.

I get high on the weekend.

Like, they think it's so cool and

impressive to get high.

Grow up.

No, I'm not impressed.

It's just like a bit of— bit of a leaf

that you suck on.

It's just lame.

So yeah, I don't know how it would work

out with Mila

because I'd never want to live in

Rotterdam again, and I don't really see

how she would be able to live here, and I

don't think she would even want to.

I don't really know what, um, what is

Mila's plan for life?

What's she going to do?

I don't know.

She's got no skills.

She sucks at everything.

In a way, she's kind of like me.

She's like, she doesn't know what she

seems to want.

She doesn't seem to know what she wants to

do in life apart from have fun.

Unless she meets like a guy who's perfect

and then they get married or something.

I just, I feel like that's not gonna last

either.

I just can't imagine anything really

lasting with a girl like Mila.

She's so—

what's the word— like bubble-brained.

Like, she seems like she would get a cat

and then get bored of it and then just

leave it with her grandmother.

Or she would get bored and then go back to

Korea to do drugs again.

I don't know.

I don't really want to be the guy that has

to find out.

And then she just— she hated my lifestyle.

She hated the YouTube thing.

She hated being under the spotlight.

She hated the whole sharing your private

life stuff.

So it would be very hard for me to date

her and then try and keep everything a

secret that we're doing all the time,

because I'd have to constantly not tell

you guys what I'm up to, and then I have

to constantly worry Like, oh, is Mila

going to be upset if I share this thing?

It really is just simpler to be single

so I can do this YouTube thing.

It's like I have to either choose to be

single and do YouTube or just forget the

YouTube thing and then get a job if I

really want a relationship,

or just get a secret girlfriend who

doesn't know that I do YouTube.

Then I can say whatever I want until she

finds out.

Then I'm screwed.

Or date a viewer who's okay with

everything that I do, which is proving to

be very difficult because

I guess no one wants me to talk about

them.

Everyone always says that.

They say, Daniel, don't want you to say

anything about me.

Like that Muslim blonde girl in

Manchester.

An Essex girl.

I hate it when they say my name at the

beginning of the sentence.

Daniel, Daniel, don't want you to talk

about me at all.

Talk about whatever I want, bitch.

Don't tell me what to talk about.

I hate it when people tell me what to talk

about all the time.

Either Chihiro or some stupid girl in

Manchester.

Can't people just let me talk about what I

want to talk about?

Ah, it's like everyone's trying to control

me.