playing with my new fish

Testing, testing,

1.

1,

2.

Hmm.

Oh, why is he hiding?

Wait, I didn't put the widgets.

Oh yeah.

Welcome back to a new stream.

I'm streaming on YouTube, Twitch,

and Kick all at the same time.

Also, I put the bitrate up, so I don't

know if you notice if the quality is a lot

better. I put the bitrate up to 6,000.

From like 800. Yeah, I put

6,000 bitrate.

Hello. I'm not sure how to

angle the camera so you can see me as well

because the fish tank

is kind of annoying because it's got a

rounded corner, and if the camera points

at the rounded corner, it looks all

distorted. Wait, I want

a text box. Text.

I've got a funny idea.

Text box.

Days alive.

2. The fish has survived 2 days.

Is that clear what it means? Days— how

about like fish health days

alive to fish

days alive, fish health days alive to?

How about just days alive?

What kind of fish did you get? I got a

better fish, better than what

I had before.

How many viewers I got on Kick?

On Kick, I mean, I'm streaming everywhere

for Probably 5 hours, maybe 4 hours.

Girlfriend's downstairs melting.

Okay, let me post it on Discord too.

I can't believe I spammed out my Kick link

all across every social media I have and

only 88 people joined. That's pretty

embarrassing. 88 people out of what,

100,000 something?

Streaming now. Send.

Damn, I look sweaty in the thumbnail.

Ah, whatever.

Why you hide behind the fish tank? Uh,

if I sit— if I sit here,

I have to sit here,

but then the mic's too far away.

I mean, I could sit like this. Interview

with my fish. Where is he? Why is he

hiding? Come out.

Let's chase you.

Stupid fish.

It's hiding at the

top of the fake plant. It looks like a

Venus flytrap. Do interesting stuff?

Ugh, I can't be bothered. What's the

point? You guys don't find anything

interesting.

Not again after you abandoned those in

Japan. I didn't abandon them. That was

Chihiro's fault for kicking me out.

Chihiro was the reason why my fish died.

You know what she did? She went on holiday

and she forgot to put the heater on, and

because they're tropical fish and Japan's

very cold in winter, They didn't survive.

She said she came back and they were all

dead. I gotta be very careful with my

words. Every single stream is getting

demonetized, but then I request a review

and then it gets remonetized like 2 days

later. I don't know why it's gone so

sensitive. I used to be able to just say

anything I want and it would stay green,

but now it's like every stream is just

going yellow after I finish the stream.

It would be yellow, then it would go

green, and then it would flip back to

yellow. Something is weird with the

algorithm.

Your streams are pretty boring. Well, I

don't know what you expect from me,

really.

Since when has the channel ever not been

boring? Oh, when I was doing backflips off

of the Empire State Building in my

Superman cape? You guys have a very weird

perception of what to expect from

my channel.

Keep saying the streams are boring, but

when they're basically the same as a

video, just unedited.

And then people say, oh, no one has 5

hours. You don't have to watch the entire

5 hours, okay? I feel like I need to make

a whole video explaining the concept of a

livestream. It's not so you watch it from

start to finish. You just watch it, you

watch as much as you want. It's up to you.

Why can't you just decide for yourself?

You want to watch 10 minutes? You want to

watch 1 hour? You can watch 2 minutes.

It's up to you. Just if it's boring,

maybe skip ahead or click around, find a

topic that I'm talking about that you do

find interesting. But no, people are so

lazy now. They want everything spoon-fed

spoon-fed to them in little bite-sized

chunks. And I see a big 5-10 hour stream,

like, oh my God, I don't have 10 hours.

No one's forcing you to watch the whole 10

hours. What is wrong with people these

days? I feel like social media and the

internet's really rotted people's brains

where they've got no thinking power.

Sound is hollow. What?

Why? Hello?

Hello?

Wait. Oh. Oh my

god. This thing's not even

plugged in. I don't know what mic it's

using. Wait, it is plugged in.

Hello?

Hold on.

Hello?

Um, hello? I don't

understand.

Damn it.

I think it's using the mic from the

No, it's using this mic. It's just not

sounding good. For God's sake.

Oh, oh, it's not plugged in!

Oh my God, the damn thing

is not plugged in.

Look.

Hello? Hello?

No, still, I don't think it's plugged in

still.

Um, hello.

I might have to end the stream and reset

this. Oh my God,

I don't know where the mic— what mic it's

using. It's not using this.

Hello?

I think it's using the webcam's mic.

Let me— I'm trying to fix it.

No, it's using the mic here. Listen, can

you hear it clicking?

Or is it using this?

What?

For God's sake.

Ah, hello,

hello, hello. Okay, now it's

working. I think it's working now. Hello?

Okay, now it's working. For God's

sake. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Okay, now it's working. Yeah,

it's working now. God, so stressful.

I don't know why, it just— it doesn't show

the mic on the list of mics,

so I had to make a new input capture

thing. Okay, it's working now.

Oh, I really should test that before I

start the stream next time.

Why have I only got 40 viewers? The hell?

The resolution is bad? Oh my God, how?

I put the bitrate to 6,000.

It should be really good. Like 720p would

be really good. Are you sure

you've set it to 720p?

I think the camera is just out of focus.

How about that? Oh,

it's worse.

Maybe the camera is smudged.

Is that better? I think

it's not in focus.

This should be a bit sharper.

God, setting this up is such a nightmare.

Can you see him? It looks kind of, I don't

know, kind of fuzzy, I guess. I think

because I've just got a cheap crappy

webcam.

This angle's not great.

What about

this? Uh, one Super

Chat equals treat for Fishy.

Uh, where should I put

This is what happens when you don't title

the stream right. Yeah, exactly, because I

didn't do something like, oh, my life is

ruined. When I just put a normal title,

this is what happens.

If I end the stream, make a new one, then

call it like, oh, my girlfriend kicked me

out, probably have 100 viewers.

Do you wanna— do you wanna see?

Oh, thanks, Blood. I didn't notice your

donation. 2 days ago until

after the stream ended. I forgot to say

thanks. I'm not sure about the angle.

Are you hiding behind the fish all stream

long? Hiding behind my fish tank.

That looks creepy.

Is the water right temperature? It says

betta fish need a temperature of 75

Fahrenheit. My room temperature is like 26

Celsius, which is about 70,

so it should be room temperature.

It's a tropical fish, so it needs warm

water.

I think it's okay,

should be fine. It seems okay,

although it looks like its scales are

coming off on its left side.

You got a fish. Yep, got a better fish.

I used bottled water and then I put this

pump to make it oxygenated, but apparently

these fish don't need a pump because they

can breathe air. I googled it, it says

they have a special lung-like organ.

And they can take gulps of air at the

surface. They can even survive out of

water for like an hour or something, as

long as they are kept moist. I haven't

fed it anything yet. Oh wait, I didn't

feed it your Super Chat. See if the ant

was good for feeding. I got

this better Uh,

food.

Put one. The food's not very big though.

Is it gonna eat it?

I don't think it— see? Oh, oh, it ate it.

Oh, but you couldn't see. I'll put another

one.

My room's pretty hot, it's like 30 degrees

if I don't turn on the air conditioning.

Put it here. Come on, fishy.

People paid good money. Eat it!

Where'd it go? It's there.

I haven't named it. I feel like it's kind

of pointless giving fish names.

I want to get the money shot. Come on,

come over here.

Why is it hiding?

Yeah, yeah, the money shot.

Yum yum.

Hehe,

it poops a lot. It's pooped like 3 times

today. I use a chopstick with a sponge

on the end to scoop up the poop.

Look,

I use this.

Might have to buy one of those vacuum pump

things sometime.

I don't have gravel. In Japan I had gravel

and the poop got in between all the gravel

and it was hard to clean. This time I'll

just keep the floor empty,

I think. I might get like a

little barrel so it could hide inside of

the barrel. Seems like it wants to hide in

the bush, or it's just kind of resting

on top of the bush.

We're watching a fish tank with one fish.

Well, it's a betta fish. If you put other

fish with it, it would attack the other

fish. Oh, it's moving.

Come here. It's not like a neon tetra

where they all like swimming together.

These ones would actually fight if you put

another one. Didn't you buy the boats?

No, I bought this green plant instead.

Haha, I feel like that patch on its left

side is getting bigger, but I don't see

any scales at the bottom of the tank.

What's wrong with it? I'm pretty sure it

was there when I bought it.

I'm not sure if I want to buy a bigger

tank or more fish.

I could buy a rabbit. They've got so many

animals at that market. You can just buy

anything. You can buy an emu, you can buy

a goat, you could buy a fox, could buy a

parrot. I don't know who actually buys

this stuff. Imagine buying an emu.

I wonder if I can get it more in focus.

Yeah, they got these huge parrots that

look like— they look really weird, like

they've got massive heads and a massive

beak, like they could

stab you with it.

The webcam is just not very good.

It's a crappy $10 webcam I got off Amazon.

Do you remember that AI 360 webcam

I got for £200? Yeah, I didn't bring that.

It's not very good because I don't want

the camera to be tracking me, the dogs,

my apartment.

Put a camera in the water.

Don't think the webcam is waterproof.

I would need like a GoPro. I've got a

GoPro, but I lost the little flap that

makes it watertight, so it's not

waterproof anymore. It's a betta

fish. Never had a betta fish before.

I had neon tetra and medaka, which is

Japanese rice fish, before, and they were

very fragile. They kept DIYing,

and they got sick. I had some Medaka fish

and the spine was going bent,

and then they would lose the ability to

stay upright. They'll just end up getting

floated around the tank,

but I heard that these fish are much

stronger. And they can survive

even if the water's not great. I'm trying

to keep the water as good as I can, but

last time I had fish, I don't know why

they kept getting sick.

I was changing the water, I added this

thing into it to make it nice for fish as

What's it doing? I think it's stuck.

I'm scared it's gonna jump out of the

tank. I made a little cardboard lid, but

it makes the tank really dark.

I heard that they're good at jumping.

If the water's bad, it might try jumping

out. I had shrimp as well back in Japan.

They all jumped out the tank during the

night, and when I woke up, found them dead

on the floor. Wish you got the bunny.

Yeah, it'd be funny to have the bunny.

The bunnies were cute.

You hide behind the fish tank. You want to

see my face?

I have to sit here then. I need

to cut my hair.

I guess the water was pretty bad if they

jumped out. Don't know,

maybe Japanese water is just toxic.

My mic stand's not long enough.

I think the stream looks good.

If you did a planted tank— I tried before,

but the leaves kept rotting and kept

How many viewers does iShowSpeed have?

Probably like 50,000.

I wish I had 50,000 viewers. I can't even

get 50 viewers.

I'll try and make some videos tomorrow.

I think I'll have time. It's just it's

been really hard recently because I have

school 5 hours a day. I come home and I'm

kind of tired and my girlfriend's here a

lot.

We had a fight actually yesterday because

I was stressed out about

not having time to do stuff. Why is it

going crazy?

I don't like it when it starts swimming

really quick. It looks like it's freaking

out.

Where is she now? She's downstairs. She's

downstairs in like the There's

a floor with gym stuff and the swimming

pool and like a study area. She's in the

study area.

I think she's working all day tomorrow,

so I'll just make loads of videos, I

guess. I just don't have any ideas for a

video. People keep saying, yo, the streams

are boring, but I don't have any other

ideas of what to do.

If I had loads of ideas, I'd be doing them

instead of streaming. The streams are just

what I do when I don't know what, what

else to do.

Maybe it wants more food. Yeah,

I'll give it some later.

I don't want it to get fat.

It's called a betta fish.

B-E-T-T-A. I got

highly nutritious food, vitamin C and E.

Promotes growth.

You're happier when you're working towards

something. Yeah, but it's hard finding

what that thing is.

I used to love it when I felt like there

were loads of videos I wanted to make.

Like, oh, my wife is cheating on me.

My wife divorced me. Oh, now she's angry

about the SD card. What's on the SD card?

I remember having so many things to make

videos about. It would just flow from one

video to another. And now there's like

I had people pretty hooked.

We do have fights, but I don't

really want to make a video about it

because I don't really want to upset her

more. I already upset her quite a lot

yesterday and Saturday.

If I made a video about it, it would just

make it so much worse. Oh, thanks,

Junkers. Feeding time. Okay,

I'll give him a few pellets since

they're tiny.

Fish, fish, come here. It doesn't

eat that much. I noticed after giving it

about 10 or 11, it stops eating.

Yeah, it's good when

it eats. Here you can see it.

You were trolling your audience for a

while. Yeah, it was so easy.

Oh, what's on the SD card? I mean, it was

real because I did have an SD card full of

you know what. Still do,

but I don't just leave it lying around

now.

Fishy Fish says thank you.

I'm scared to, to make videos about drama

now because, because my life's pretty

comfy. I don't want to lose it. Like, if I

made a video about the drama and then she

got upset and kicked me out or something,

or she left, then that would

just suck.

I learned that trying to keep the peace is

better than just like burn everything

down, storm out and have a tantrum and

then feel stupid after a few days and then

crawl back.

How can the fish survive in dirty Thailand

tap water? I put bottled water. Not tap

water. Only the best for my fish.

He's swimming in Xinhua premium

drinking water.

Good enough for me to drink.

Did my palms heal? No, they're all scabby.

I mean, they're all dry and flaky still,

and it tries to come back, and I put cream

on it again, then it goes and then it

comes back.

But there are these dry patches all over

my hands still, and they don't go away.

Maybe I need moisturizer.

Do IRL stream with Ice? Maybe if he

invited me, but I'm not good enough. I'm

not entertaining enough. If I can't even

keep my own audience entertained, then I'm

not going to be able to keep his audience

entertained. I feel like his audience are

way harder to keep entertained because

they want IRL and they want drama and

they want interaction with strangers and

funny things. I can't really provide any

of that. And maybe

I can provide some drama because I'll just

say that I hate everyone.

Joel's annoying, Deepak's annoying, but

then they would all just hate me and then

kick me out.

I need some drama. I need like a new

character. Maybe I get them to make a

channel too, we stream together,

and then maybe we talk shit about each

other behind each other's backs. I'm like,

oh, I hate that guy. And then the trolls

go and tell him, Daniel said he hates you.

That makes him make some interesting

content, but I can't be bothered.

Who's going to want to do that? Most

people have like a normal life, not trying

to make internet drama.

I quite liked doing the IRL a couple days

ago. That was fun.

Maybe I'll do it again doing something

else,

but I need an idea what to do. I can't

just walk around aimlessly. Maybe I'll go

and get a haircut and then stream it or

something. Grow my hair long and then go

to a hairdresser. Problem is

they'll probably have music in the

hairdressers. I'm scared of music.

Do you ever drink kratom? No, I've never

heard of it apart from, from suspenders.

What is it?

I don't do any weird stuff like drugs.

Imagine it just jumped out of the tank.

That would be scary.

I don't do any kind of drugs. I just want

to keep a level head and stay in this

realm of reality.

No one really wants to start drama with me

anymore. People don't care.

It's like people have already established

that I'm a bad person. So what is

the point trying to expose me being a bad

person when it's already like common

knowledge that I'm a bad person? I think

people only started drama with me before

because people felt like I was trying to

portray myself as a nice guy.

And then when people realize I'm not a

nice guy, they were just really coming

hard for me to expose me,

clip stuff. Oh, Daniel said this, Daniel

said that. But now it's been established,

there's nothing to really expose, is

there?

And no one really cares to try and debate

me about anything because I'll just be

like, yep, you're right, so what?

Do you like being a bad guy? Who's Jason?

No, I don't like being a bad guy. I wish

I, I wish I was great. And everyone loved

me. But it's hard, you know?

It's not easy being a good guy.

It's easy being a bad guy.

It's hard to read the chat from here.

I get stressed out, and even if I know

it's wrong, I can't control my emotions.

When I get angry, I find it very hard to

control my emotions, even though I know I

should just pretend to care.

I find it hard, you know, I just I get fed

up. You can see it on my face that I'm fed

up. It's hard to fake the caring

anymore when you're too stressed.

Current favorite video game? No,

everything's boring. Even Diablo 4. I got

bored of it. I got to level 95 and there's

nothing to do. I ran out of sigil powder.

Because I kept dying on tier 50,

so I had to go back down to doing tier 30

to get more sigil powder. But tier 30 is

so damn easy, I just one-shot everything.

But I need sigil powder to get the tier 50

sigils, and I don't know how else to get

the sigil powder.

So it's really dumb they make you need

sigil powder to create the sigil keys.

Because I want to do the, the hard stuff

like tier 50 and challenge myself, but I

kept dying. I lost all my sigils and

I can't be bothered anymore. I never get

any good loot. My loot— my gear is already

really good, so to be able to find gear

that's better than what I already have is

very unlikely or very rare.

And I've tried loads of different builds.

They they all suck apart from one build on

the Barbarian. I can't be bothered making

a new class, so I think I'm done with that

game. I don't want to play the new season

because I don't want to start a new

I'm waiting for Starfield. Starfield looks

really good, like it looks like a game you

could really get sunk into. Looks like it

has Really good world, really deep

story and characters and stuff.

And the gameplay looks pretty good, looks

fun, looks like Fallout plus Cyberpunk

plus No Man's Sky.

Get your fish a bigger tank. Yeah, I might

get a bigger tank. I always regret buying

a small tank. I did the same thing in

Japan. I bought a small tank and I ended

up getting a bigger one. It's just hard to

carry home. I thought I'd just get a small

one. Yeah, maybe I'll get a bigger one at

some point. I want to get a light as well.

I guess it's a bit small, but he was

living in a little bottle in the market.

They were all in these tiny bottles like

this big. So this is a big improvement.

I think I'll just have one fish for now,

see how long I can keep it alive.

Having— I had like 20 fish in Japan. I had

about 12 medaka, and then I had about 10

or 12 neon tetra.

I like the neon tetras. They're cute.

What do I think of Rishi Sunak?

Uh, nothing really. It's funny because

sunak means dog in Thai.

We're learning quite a lot. We've learned

quite a lot of new grammar today, like

when and I must. I feel like it's really

coming along now. It's kind of slow in the

beginning. We're just learning my name is,

what is your name? But now we're getting

on to the good stuff. Like when I'm at the

market, when you're at the market, what do

you do? Or I go to

Phuket by train. Starting to get more

complex sentences, which I find really

interesting. Learning how to say, oh, my

name is really boring.

Today's lesson went by so quick. 3 hours

finished and I thought it felt like only 1

hour.

We learned when. When is weela,

like that. Sounds funny. And then we

learned must. Must is dong.

And we also learned directions. I'm really

enjoying it. I know you find it boring

when I start going on about Thai, but

It's, um, it feels really satisfying

learning the new grammar and being able to

use it. I think I quite enjoy learning

languages. I thought I'd hate it and I'd

really struggle, but I'm really enjoying

it.

Because I go on the train and then after a

lesson I hear the words I just learned.

And I'm like, wow, I didn't hear that word

before, but now I hear it.

But Thai people speak— they speak too

fast. I can't catch it. I replayed my

stream to try and understand what they

were saying, and I finally understood.

They were telling me not to stream. She

said, don't take video. To take a

video or picture is tai. I thought she was

saying like Thailand, Thai. I didn't

understand. Take a picture or take a video

is tai. So that was interesting.

Also, to put something down is wang.

And women say ka at the end of sentences.

So they're like wang ka.

But people in the classroom, they're

really struggling. Some people in the

class, they are still struggling getting

you and I right. They would say kun

instead of pom. I don't know how you're

still mixing up I and you after 2 weeks of

learning lang— of learning Thai. And this

American guy was complaining to me about

the teacher being too

fast or something.

I don't feel like— I feel like it's kind

of slow. We only learn maybe 1 or 2 new

bits of grammar in the day, and then we

spend the whole day practicing the

sentences. But because the teacher goes

around the entire class one by one, Every

student has to practice, so it just takes

a lot of time.

Oh, we learned birthdays as well,

and we were going around the classroom

saying our, our date of birth. There's

quite a few people the same age as me,

1989. And one's like 1980,

so that means that they're 40+.

The one next to me, she said she's 1995.

I think maybe a tiny sieve would be good

to scoop up floating stuff.

For the poop, I squish it against the

glass with a sponge and then I lift it up.

You gotta make sure you don't let go,

otherwise it disintegrates and floats

around everywhere. Try and squish it so it

gets stuck onto the sponge— sponge.

Only 59 watching. Yeah.

I wonder why. I think the title was

not clickbaity enough. Also, I got

10 viewers on Kick. So maybe those 10

people who would have been on YouTube are

now on Kick. I've got to stream for 5

hours on Kick to get the sub button,

and I've got one viewer on Twitch. Hello,

one viewer on Twitch.

One viewer.

Got 10 on Kick.

Flush my fish down the toilet. Yeah.

Or what about flushing

my fish down the toilet if I don't get

1,000 likes?

Oh,

I need to take some frozen meat out for

It's kind of awkward when I get on the

train, I see one of the other class people

on the train. Should I go up to them and

say hi, or do I just ignore them? I

pretended I didn't see them and I just

looked at my phone. I didn't really want

to talk. I talked to one of the Americans

on the train a few days ago.

He's nice,

but I don't really know what to talk

For some reason, I just randomly told him

I was married in Japan and got divorced.

I don't know why I keep telling people

that. I get, I get nervous. I don't know

what to say, so I just say, well, I was

married and then I got divorced in Japan.

Just in case you wanted to know.

I told that cat cafe woman as well,

didn't I? She randomly said, oh, I was

divorced and married.

Yeah, I don't know what to talk about, so

I just tell them something very personal.

Like I had chlamydia.

Because I'm scared of being boring to talk

to. So I just think, what's the craziest

thing about myself? I'll just bring that

up. Try and find a way to bring up that I

was divorced. Makes me seem like a more

interesting person.

I only talked to the— I talked to the 2

Americans. The Chinese guy talked

to me a little bit, but he talks to

everyone.

I feel like the American girl wants to

But she's not sure how.

Oh, there were 2 Japanese people as well.

I went onto the elevator and there were 2.

They looked like 40 plus, a man and a

woman. They were talking. Felt weird to be

able to understand what they were saying.

Don't remember. He was just saying

something about his wife at home being

sick or something. Didn't really want to

say hi. Maybe if they were younger.

They look like they're nearly 50.

Very short and kind of stocky built.

I think they were in the other class,

like level 2 or level 3.

Are you on good terms with your mum?

Yeah, she sends me pictures of Pushkin,

the kitten, the cat. She wants

me to come home for my sister's wedding,

but I said it's too expensive and I'm

broke. She said, don't come for Christmas,

come for the wedding instead. But I'd

rather go to Christmas. I don't really

want to go to the wedding. No one came to

my wedding. The wedding is just going to

be loads of her friends and then

her boyfriend's family and friends and

then the friend's family. And I'm just

going to be standing there. Do I have to

bring my girlfriend as well? I'll just be

standing there being bored. And I'll just

go hide in my room, play Rainbow Six.

It's so expensive to go back to the UK.

It's like £1,000 direct flight,

and then October or November is still like

£800. It's probably £700

or £800 for next year spring.

She's known her boyfriend since I

think, I think quite a long time,

but they didn't start dating until like

2019 or 2020,

but they've known each other before that.

I'm not really surprised they're getting

married. I always thought that, yeah, I

think she's gonna choose him. He's got a

good job, he's quite good-looking. He's

tall. He's like 5 foot 11 or 6 foot.

He's pretty tall. He's well-educated.

He's got a good job. He's got a good work

ethic. He's a pretty good guy to choose.

I mean, if I was a woman, I would find him

pretty appealing as a man.

No homo.

If you're a woman, I feel like Yeah,

that's the kind of guy you want. Makes

good money, works hard,

well-built, like strong build,

enjoys traveling, outgoing, social.

That's the kind of guy you want really,

isn't it? If you could pick.

So I'm not really surprised.

Oh, my hair looks stupid. I want to cut

it. It's like Krusty the Clown's hair.

Do I like him? Yeah, he's nice. I didn't—

you— in the beginning, I didn't like him,

to be honest, but I,

I changed my mind. It's just, it's just

I met him after Mila dumped me during

the lockdown, and I was very stressed up,

stressed out and

moody.

And I found a few things he said kind of

annoying. Like, I don't know, he said

something like, don't you get worried when

Japanese people When you tell Japanese

people that you're Chinese. And I was

like, what do you mean? I tell them I'm

English. Why would I tell people I'm

Chinese? Triggered me a little bit.

Does he not think I'm English? Like, does

he think I'm Chinese or what? Just because

I'm half Chinese doesn't mean I am

Chinese.

I get very touchy about the whole,

are you not English, you're Chinese, or

what are you really? Where are you really

from? That kind of stuff I get annoyed

with. I just never— it never crossed my

mind to go around telling people, oh,

hey, I'm Chinese. That would be

so weird. Then they'll say, oh, what part

of China are you from? Oh, I never

actually been to China. Then how are you

Chinese? I know, that's what I mean.

Imagine I go to Japan, I'm like, uh,

hajimemashite, chūgokujin desu. I'd say

I'm igurisujin because I'm from England.

It's just really weird to be asked that.

I got a bit annoyed.

Maybe he didn't mean it nationality-wise,

maybe he meant ethnically. When you tell

them that you're part Chinese,

do they dislike you? So it's like a

stereotype of Japanese people not liking

Chinese people. I guess that's what he was

getting at.

But I was very moody back in 2021 being

stuck in the house.

No, he's okay. I think I just overreacted

a bit. And then he also

said that it would be impossible for me to

make £500 a month on stocks.

I guess he was right. But at the time that

annoyed me because I thought, what do you

mean? I'm making like £2,000 a week. I

thought I was going to be a stock

millionaire. And I felt like he was

pissing on my bonfire. But he was right.

Yeah, I didn't make £500 a month doing

stocks.

Whatever. I hate it when I'm wrong and

people are right.

If you were a girl though, everyone would

think you're amazing. Well, if you're a

girl, you just need to look nice and not

mentally ill. Nice hair,

nice skin. Doesn't look like you have a

disease. That's all men want, really.

But I think he's okay. Yeah,

he's fine.

My girlfriend met him when my sister came.

Do you still have to do your taxes?

Yep. They asked me— what did they ask me?

They asked me if I had a visa in Rotterdam

and Germany, and then they asked me if I

have a visa in Thailand, and I took a

picture of it and sent it to them. And

they want me to send bank statements from

2021 and 2019. But I don't

have statements from 2019. My online

statements only go back to 2020. So I'm

not sure what to do. It sounds like

I'm lying. Oh, I don't have the statement.

Sorry. No, I go onto my online banking and

it literally does not have 2019 on it.

So I might have to phone up the bank and

then they send me paper statements to

Thailand. I don't know what to do. I guess

I could go to 2019 on AdSense to

show my YouTube earnings, but I was in

Japan for like 9 months, so I don't think

I would have to pay any tax.

Hopefully, fingers crossed. 2021, I'm kind

of screwed because I was in the UK for the

whole year in Manchester and I made pretty

good money, like £20K, £25K.

But I'm pretty sure I reported it

correctly or close enough.

If it's close enough, do they still

penalize you? Like, what if you just

declared £100 less than what you were

supposed to have because

I get little payments from Amazon, £10 a

month because of my affiliate link. I get

like $5 a month from Patreon. I can't be

bothered. Like, who cares? £10.

Add up every single thing. Oh my God.

I'd rather just close down my Amazon

affiliates. I don't even know why I'm

getting money from Amazon affiliates. So

who's using my link? I haven't linked, I

haven't, um, shouted out my link

in ages. When was the last time you

remember me saying, oh, click on my

affiliate link?

I guess I'll do it. No, not tomorrow.

Tomorrow I want to make videos. Maybe

Sunday. Start downloading the bank

They sent me another email saying, we have

still not received your bank statements

for the year 2021. Yeah, because you said

I have until the end of July to send them

to you. So why would I be in a rush?

What's the point giving me a deadline and

then saying, oh, we still haven't received

it? Yes, it's still like 2 weeks away from

the deadline. They take weeks to reply to

Where did you buy the fish? I got it from

Chatujak Market.

I think it cost, uh, 100 baht just for the

There's only one person chatting on my

Kick.

Why girlfriend doesn't want an extra job?

She said she wants to rest for this month

before looking for a new job. I would

do online classes. I like going to the

classroom because I like to have a bit of

social interaction and

I like being able to talk face to face

with the teacher. And I like,

I like the classroom environment. And I

feel like there's a competitive aspect of

I want to be the best in the class, so I'm

going to pay attention and not mess up.

So I like going to the classroom. I like

going out and experiencing commuting

somewhere. That's why I chose the

classroom instead of online class.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. I'll give the

fish a treat.

Many treats. Gotta go. Here's a treat for

you, and give the fishy a treat for me.

Fishy, stop hiding. Come,

come, come. Is he coming?

Yeah.

Fishy says thanks.

That's probably enough. I've given him

about 10 or 12.

He's gonna be pooping all day.

You have a new buddy? Yeah, my son.

Should have called the stream I became a

father. My new fishy son.

Oh wow, thanks. Oh wow, $20.

Wow, huge grant. Tip $20.

You're not going to come back to jolly old

England? I want to. I miss my home,

my garden. But I'm scared if I go back, I

won't want to leave. I feel depressed

having to leave again. My house is so

nice, so big. It's not 30 degrees.

I felt miserable last time I went back for

Christmas in 2019. I felt sad. Have to

go back to Japan.

But if I go back for Christmas, it's gonna

be like £2,000, and then go

back again for my sister's wedding. Am I

gonna have to get a suit? I went

to my cousin's wedding when I was— I think

I was 19, or maybe 21 or 22.

Guess what I wore to my cousin's wedding?

I wore jeans and this gray jacket, like a

suit jacket. But under the suit jacket, I

wore black and orange checkered buttered—

buttered? Checkered button collared

shirt. And I looked so stupid.

I'm wearing these jeans, like blue jeans,

orange and black checkered shirt with a

jacket, gray jacket that looks too big for

me. I'll give the fish treats for

Let's just give a couple, it's gonna get

Uh, its head looks stretched. The corner—

the corner of the tank is rounded. It

looks like his face is melting.

Hmm, maybe I'll try some fish food.

It's got vitamin C.

Anyone who is supporting having a fish

alone in such a tiny tank?

It's not that tiny. It's just because you

can only see it from the end. No, no,

it's, it's, it looks tiny because the

camera is at the end. It's like a

rectangle. It's a rectangle shape. I put

it at the end of the rectangle. It's not

really that big. It's long this way. It's

long.

I should have rotated it.

Oh wow, 200 sex from

Nora. You are amazing.

You're amazing too.

Fishy's gonna get fat. I give him one,

one or two.

No, he comes for the, for the treats when

Did he eat it?

I forgot to put the mic on the table.

What if we do a donation goal to get a

bigger tank and then I go stream buying it

at the market? Market is Dalat.

That's how you say Dalat Chatuchak.

Do you want to learn some Thai? To ask

what are you doing, you say kun tam arai.

Tam arai. Tam means to do.

Like tam ahan means to make

food. So it could mean to do or to make.

To work is tam ngan. To do work.

Arai means what. So do what? You do what?

Kuntamarai. Very easy language,

I think. I don't know how you could find

We learned days today. Monday is wanjan.

Wanjan. Tuesday is wanakan

or something. Wednesday is wan put.

Thursday is wan pruhan. Friday is wan

suck. No, wan suk.

Saturday is wan sao. And then Sunday is

wan a tit. Wan a tit? That's what

it literally sounds like. Wan a tit. And

Friday is like wan a suck. It's such a

funny language. Wan suk.

And one.

Oh yeah, day is one ni. Tomorrow's prung

ni.

My favorite word is khao pad. Khao pad poo

means crab fried rice.

You like crab?

Pad khao pap poo.

There's a lot of funny words in Thai.

Helps remembering it.

It also sounds like the Jawa language from

Star Wars. To say stop is jot,

and then here is teeny. But they say it

like that, like So you say jottini. It

sounds like the Jawa language. Are they

called Jawas? You know, little hoodie—

hooded midget things in Star Wars on

Tatooine who say hootini.

It literally sounds like that.

The tones make it sound funny. Like

jottini. It's a

funny language. To learn.

I should make a video reviewing the Thai

language when I'm better. It's so gonna

flop. I wish it would do well though,

like 20k views. Make a video reviewing the

entire language.

Your betta will get brighter colors

because it isn't in the cup it came in

anymore. Yeah, but for some reason on one

side it looks like its scales are coming

off. It's got like a patch

on its other side. It's blank or faded

Don't bite me.

I like its orange and blue mixture.

That's why I bought it.

I wanted to get a nice colorful fish. I

like the red and white better as well,

but I like this one more.

Look, if it turns around,

you can see its other side looks— oh,

look, look, look, you see? It's like the

scales have come off on that side. That

looks kind of weird. Is that normal?

I like the blue. Have I

played PUBG? No. I don't really like

those kind of games. Isn't that the game

PewDiePie said the N-word? PewDiePie had

his kid recently, didn't he? Baby boy.

Do you think they're gonna stay in Japan?

Just seems kind of weird because their

family's so far away.

Usually people want kids near their

parents so the parents can come and see

their grandkids. I feel like they might

move back to either Sweden or Italy. Are

they really going to stay in Japan for the

rest of their lives? I reckon maybe

they'll stay in Japan for a few years.