Q&A with British girl

Hey, over here! I have a message from Belle.

I pressed go live. Let me check if the sound—

you started?

Yeah. Where is it? Twitch.

Testing.

You try speak.

Testing.

Oh, your stream's come up now, but I've got an ad. Sorry.

You got an ad?

Yeah.

Yeah, I can hear your voice on the stream.

A new victim.

See if this works properly first, and then I might link it on YouTube too.

Okay. You think it sounds okay on the stream?

I think so. Just need to make sure the game sound isn't too loud, then it should be fine. Are you still watching an ad? Hey, over here!

Uh, no, it's the stream now.

Come over here because that stupid woman keeps saying come over here.

Okay.

Where's that shit bus over there?

What are we going to do?

Um, maybe just go to an island first.

Okay. Should I get supplies?

Yeah, and get the map. Get, get some maps for the islands. No one's complaining about the sound, so I guess it's okay.

Yeah, I assume it's fine then.

Maybe I'll link it on YouTube.

Maybe add everyone on Discord too.

Oh yeah, I could do that. How do I link it?

Twitch.

Oh wait, I need to get maps. Wait, I need to get maps. I've forgotten where you even get the maps from.

It's on that—

isn't it from the board?

Yeah, the board. With the daggers in it.

Okay.

I wonder if many people would even Come from YouTube if I made a post. They used to.

Yeah, they might do.

I don't know. My stuff doesn't get pushed out to people as much as it used to.

Yeah, like as a community post.

I'll try it. What should I call it? All caps. Batus says. Where's the Q&A segment? Well, you have to ask questions, otherwise nothing to answer. No one's asking anything.

Need to provide questions.

Put streaming on Twitch now. Streaming on Twitch now with British Girl, and then put my link. What if you're, you're just me but with a female voice filter?

I could be. You're just talking to yourself.

I found voice filters for the Blue Yeti. You can do like robot voice and stuff.

Are there any convincing ones though?

No, they just sound like City filters. What does she do for a living?

Not a lot.

What do you do? What are we gonna do if we get harassed by weird people in the game?

Oh, um, just try and troll them, I guess.

I'm not very good at trolling people.

I'm just gonna get destroyed.

Did you get maps? Where are we going?

Yeah, I got, I got the maps. Maybe just wherever the closest one is.

Okay, where is it? Imagine if we did a 4-player crew and we invited 2 people from chat. Who wants to play? I think it'll be too chaotic.

They might just start screaming. Can you recognize any of them?

Um, one looks like a bean.

A bean?

Isn't it this one?

Which one? The Cannon Cove?

Yeah, is it that?

Oh yeah, yes, it's this one.

Isn't that where we are? It's right behind us, isn't it? Oh no, it's not.

Yeah, it's— we're a bit north of it.

No, south.

Yeah, I mean, we're a bit north of it.

Oh.

Question for Pia and Daniel: What are your thoughts on Bailey?

Um, he's a bit weird. You met him.

It's true. Yeah, I met him.

Was he weird in real life?

No, he's just really quiet.

The quiet ones are the weirdest ones. He kept saying that I should let you come again. I should let Caesium drop you off again.

Yeah, a lot of people say that.

I feel like the sound's too loud in my ear.

Wait.

What sound? Sounds what?

It's too loud in my headphone, the game sound. Maybe I could just turn the game sound Calm down. Audio settings. Crew chat volume. Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here. Is it better now?

Um, wait, you're a bit quiet. I'll turn the chat volume up. You can answer their questions. Okay, I'll do sailing.

Who is taller between Daniel and Bayless? I don't know, I think that Daniel. I didn't really notice. Oh, what game is this? It's Sea of Thieves. Are you willing to meet Daniel again when he returns from Thailand or Japan?

Yeah, maybe.

With my new IRL stream. Yeah. Are you even using your Live View anymore?

Um, no. I used it once when I went cycling, but it kept doing this weird thing when I went over 50 miles per hour. It kept—

Oh yeah, the data washing thing.

The video like glitched.

To Mystery Girl, are you the local GF you had recently? No, that was some girl from Tinder or something, I think.

She's from Hinge. She dumped me.

Question for Pia, is it true that Bayless is hung like a flea?

I wouldn't know.

Is he a virgin?

Yeah, he is.

I got virgin vibes from him. How old is he?

Is he like— That's why I keep calling him a virgin.

Is he like 20-something?

Yeah, I think he's like early 20s.

I'll teach him how to pick up women in the nightclubs with my live view. What do you think of my Thai woman? We went past the island, by the way. Let me turn back.

Okay, I think I need to turn off the chat filter because it keeps, um, blocking out words on Twitch. Yeah, it keeps like asterisking them.

David asked, who the hell is Beatus? Who is he? Why is there scary music? And there's the island.

I can't remember how you even change the settings.

Why is there music? Are we getting attacked?

Maybe.

I don't see anything though. Oh, there's some ships over there.

Where, where? This is the island, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, this is it.

Can I even pick up women in the nightclubs? Maybe if I was live I'd have some kind of confidence. I feel less nervous if it's streaming for some reason. Beidus is just this guy that Pia met. Someone asked, who is Beidus?

Oh, Beidus.

Yeah, mentioning him.

He's, he's in the chat right now.

Yeah. Which way?

Oh, there's 3.

We're on the, the curved side at the bottom.

Maybe if we try and get the one along the beach.

I'm confused. Are you done with Tygal? No, I'm not. I'm meeting her this week, but she seems crazy now. She's saying she moved— she got this new house, refurbished it, and now she doesn't want to move into it because she says she's scared of ghosts. Oops, I shot over the island.

Can't she just get like an exorcist or something?

She said her mum is gonna do a ritual. Sounds so dumb. Apparently Thai people really believe in ghosts. Oh, I found the chest.

I got a skull from this guy. I'll just put it On the beach.

So she said that she was going to get an apartment for us, but now she says she doesn't have enough money to pay for it because she spent all her money on her new house that she doesn't want to move into because she thinks it's haunted. And now she's living in a dormitory, apparently.

What if the whole house thing was just a lie?

No, it's not. She, she sent me videos of it, of her in it and people working on it, so it's real because she sends me video proof of stuff. But it's just strange because she has 2 jobs. she can't afford to rent a place.

I mean, I don't think they make much money there.

Oh, did you die?

No, I'm fine. You're on fire though.

I don't have food. Don't trust the Thai girl. I feel very suspicious about her. Where's the food?

It's on the boat.

Like, I don't want to go all the way back to the boat. Oh, there's stuff here. Got a coconut. The Thai girl is a scammer, 100%. Gonna drain your money. No, if she asked me for money, then I'm just leaving.

I think the treasure is around here, but—

Who's this girl? Who knows who this girl is? I thought most people would recognize your voice because you made a video.

Yeah, I made a video.

Didn't you make a video and it got 8,000 views?

Yeah, something like that.

But I reckon most of those people don't watch anymore.

Yeah, it was like 3 years ago or something.

Why did you stop making videos and streaming?

I don't know, YouTube is just Not as good. I mean, I actually— I haven't made anything recently, like not even on Insta or TikTok, but those just seem better for getting views on. And plus, like, most of the people who watch me on YouTube were just your followers. It's kind of annoying.

But it's easy to clickbait them. You just make videos like why I hate Daniel, and then I don't know, say I've got a small penis. Why I hate Daniel's ex-wife. It'll get views. What's gunpowder?

I don't know why I can't find this chest.

Should be a rock in the sea.

Yeah, it's like halfway between the rocks. Mystery Girl, what is your hair color? It's just like medium brown, I guess.

But does TikTok make money?

Um, not directly. Like, the— you can get on Creator Fund, but apparently it's really bad because you don't make very much. And if you sign up for it, they start cutting your views. I think most people make money if they get like sponsorships or something.

I guess it's good if you get a lot of views and you can direct people somewhere else.

Yeah.

I can't find it.

This is terrible. Oh, you found it.

Yeah, it's just a pot. Mysterious vessel. Who is she and where are they? She's my new Secret girlfriend. We're hiding in the cabin.

Cheating on Tiger.

Do you remember how?

Did you used to watch my channel when I was about to meet Tomoko? Or did you find it out?

No, I don't think so.

It was so funny how angry people got because I went to Japan to meet Tomoko, but before meeting her, I went on a bunch of Tinder dates, and then I made videos about each date, and people were getting really angry at me saying I cheated on Tomoko.

I think I only started watching like I don't know if you're already back in England, but when you and Chiro came, so 2018.

Yeah, where's the other?

Oh, I lost track of where we were.

There's one in the middle where it kind of curves.

Oh yeah, near the dock, kind of. Maybe, maybe it's this beach.

Yeah.

Isn't this where that boss was? It looks like the place where we fought that big boss.

Oh yeah, I remember. They exploded. That was really annoying.

Yeah, and then we came back with the cannon and blew him up. Carbonara— what? Baby UK says, I know this voice. Who recognizes the voice? Because I never said your name in the video. I just called you— first I called you the London girl, didn't I? But people didn't really make a nickname for you, I think.

Bayless, I literally just answered that question.

What did he say?

He said, how did PFS find Daniel's channel?

Oh.

What was the first video? Was it Why I Have No Friends?

No, I think it was. Well, I originally saw you on the Elvis channel.

Oh. But.

It just came up randomly, but then I only watched a bit of that video, and then I went to your channel and watched some of the other videos.

So did you watch— did you used to watch Elvis the Alien?

I watched a couple.

That's funny. Elvis messages me sometimes, but he just says— so when I got my driving License, he said congratulations, Daniel. Oh yeah, he sent me a message. That was funny when I met him. I didn't think he was gonna expose me. Yeah, I thought we were just yeah because I thought we're just gonna hang out and then I'll tell him like what's going on behind the scenes. And then he ended up filming it all and putting it into his video and then making it into like an exposed video. I thought we were just gonna hang out and then he'll ask me some questions like, how— why did you decide to get married? He said because he wanted to call it Confronting Daniel to make it sound dramatic.

I remember everyone was memeing the why do you love your wife question.

Yeah.

Or something like that.

How do you answer that? You're supposed to say, because she's amazing and makes me feel special and she's got a great personality.

Maybe it's closer to the grass.

To the grass?

Yeah.

Oh, I found it!

Oh, you found it?

I'm good at finding stuff. Wait, there's a bluey thing.

Oh, I ran out of bullets. There's 2 of them.

2?

No, the other one died. The other one died. He just dropped the barrel.

Oh, should we take the barrel? Yeah, kind of dangerous though. 'Cause trolls jump on our ship and then shoot at it.

Yeah, those, those guys who were gonna be our friends like blew us up before.

Yeah, was that the same guy you were chatting to him and he said he'll join us? Was it him?

He—

yeah, I think so. He was saying that we should join him because he gave us advice on how to kill those things.

People can't—

and then they just came on our ship and blew us up.

Take us back to your ship, we'll help you. And then they'll blow it up. It's just firebombs.

Oh.

Any plans for another Sabrina Q&A? I asked her, but she doesn't seem interested.

Didn't she leave earlier?

Yeah, she left today.

No more Pushkin.

Yeah. I like having a cat around. It was nice.

Yeah, he seemed to really like you.

Yeah, he kept sleeping on my legs. Because I kept making little scratching sounds to make him attack it.

Where's our ship?

Oh, there's still one more treasure.

Oh, I got a Prime sub.

Oh, nice.

Did you see the penguin?

Yeah, I see it.

Thanks, Pingu Wingoo. Wow, 6 subs now. I think the highest subs I had on Twitch was 20 or 25.

Doesn't it unlock different things for, for me or people who sub? Yeah, for, for, for your Because I remember you were sharing some level thing before.

What level thing?

Or is that something different?

They just get some emotes and they get no ads, and then I get that sweet money.

Trying to figure out where the last one is. I think it's around here because the— it's like around the curve, I think. Oh, I just got another ad. Double ads.

The ads are quite aggressive on Twitch. I, I did, um, I did spacing for the ads. I put 35 minutes between each ads and I put 2 minutes of ads. What was that?

Oh, I thought something—

I heard something and then the ground shook.

Disappeared.

I can hear something. I'm scared. What's that noise?

Yeah. Oh, there's a thing.

I may have done it. I get scared when other players just sneak up on you.

Yes.

Have you played Rust before?

No, what kind of game is that?

It's like, um—

I have bullets too.

I need bullets. Do you know PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?

Oh yeah, I've heard of it.

It's like that. So it looks kind of realistic, and then it's like a survival game. You get materials and you can build bases and stuff, but then there's players on it and it's really toxic. People, people like try and kill each other and stuff. There's bullets here. Oh yeah, maybe that would be fun, but it's really toxic. I've seen some people play it. Could be funny. Texas Girl Life says, what happened in the past between them? Between who?

I think between us. Yeah.

Uh, you can explain.

I don't know what to say.

Someone else explain in chat. So after my dad died Chihiro went back to Japan by herself, and then I met Pia in London. That's it, basically. Where's the other chest? Um, Daniel tricked Pia into breaking up. No, he didn't.

It's not true.

That was kind of funny though, looking back now. I didn't think you were actually gonna come. I had a nightmare about it before you came. I had this nightmare that Caesium was cutting the electricity wires and hiding in the garden.

Yeah, I remember you telling me. I didn't think he would actually do it.

And then he started messaging Chihiro about it, and then Chihiro sent me screenshots of what he was saying. Maybe it's on this edge. She broke into Daniel's house. No, she was sitting on the, on the doorstep at 4:00 a.m. in the morning, so I had to let her in. And then the next day Me, my mum, and that guy dropped her off at this hotel. That guy must have thought it was weird.

Was that just your mum's friend?

It was a date she had.

Oh.

He never came again.

That's so weird. Yeah, I remember her being like, I'm gonna call my friend, see what we should do.

Who? The guy said that?

No, um, your, your mum.

Oh, she didn't call anyone. She just went and got fish and chips. Oh, that guy?

Yeah, that guy.

Oh, I don't know. Did I know Caesium was obsessed with Venus Angelic? Yeah, I saw him super chatting her on his on her streams. I super chatted Venus too. I forgot what I said, but she said that I was annoying. Oh, I super chatted her nine pounds ninety nine. She said, "Oh, nine nine nine upside down is six six six." Oh yeah, she said you were dangerous. Yeah, that was— she was wearing that orange costume, wasn't she? Oh, there's a boss. But she seemed really interested in the idea of us meeting and making some videos, like going on a date with Daniel.

I thought Chihiro didn't let you.

Yeah, she didn't let me. She got really angry, told me to stop talking to her.

Wait, there's a skull. I just threw it down on the beach. Wait, I don't know if I threw it or not.

Yeah.

Oh no, there's a There's a barrel. Skeleton behind you.

Yeah.

Oh, barrel has such a huge range. Yeah, you super chatted her £9.99. No, £9.99. And she didn't even look happy. I clipped it and I put it on TikTok and got 2,500 views.

Where's the last one? Um, Piel said once Daniel was evil. I don't think I did.

Um, this is the curved bit. I think it's on the cliff.

Yes. Oh, I hear skeletons. Seems like it's sort of— oh yeah, by— oh, I thought these were bushes, but maybe they're trees on the map.

Yeah, I think they're trees. There should be a path nearby. But the thing is this.

Maybe.

British girl, what would you like us to call you?

Uh, I guess you can just call me Pia. Because it's my name.

Yeah.

British Girl, are you literally at Daniel's house right now? Maybe.

Getting ready to go to Thailand.

Oh, hi Marty. Do you guys think Cesium is here? I wonder.

Does he still lurk around?

I don't know, because he still talks to some people.

Do you think some people messaged him saying Daniel and Pia are streaming now?

They might have done, yeah.

I don't know if anyone watching saw my Minecraft streams when I was building my house, and there was someone helping me. That was you.

Yeah.

Didn't I keep that a secret? I think it was a secret.

I, I don't know, cuz I'm pretty sure you'd have mentioned it on Discord.

I don't think I would have, because if Chihiro found out, she would have been mad. There's no way she would have been okay with us playing games. Read the treasure map. We did. I can't see where it is. There's like a little path there.

Maybe we're facing the wrong way because it kind of—

I think it should be around here unless it's over here. Yeah, I reckon it's here actually. I watched those streams. It was easy to tell by her voice, but she wasn't speaking.

Yeah, you were speaking then. Yeah, no, I wasn't speaking.

I made that Minecraft, uh, server or realm, and then there were like 30 people spitting lava everywhere. That was fun. And then Chihiro came home and then started hitting me. What's that music?

Oh, ghost.

I'm out of bullets.

Yeah, me too. I can't remember if I was online when Chihiro Hero Came Home. I don't think I was.

Completely out of bullets now.

Me too. Do you think we're in the right place here?

Um, don't know.

Are you the girl in the thumbnail of Daniel's odd video? Or I slept with my viewer. Yeah, yes, I think, yeah, it was something like that title.

Yeah, but the second one, that's not you, that's just a random Tinder girl.

Oh yeah, the second one, like, my viewers' girlfriend. Yeah, that one's not me. I mean, I'm the girl in the video but not in the thumbnail.

Oh, I found it!

Nice!

It's a bounty skull. Just run back to the ship.

Okay. Oh, is it over this way?

Yeah, this way.

Did you just jump down? Was it fine?

Yeah.

Okay, wait, I don't have much health. Let me— oh, I don't have any food either. We'll just risk it. I think I— oh yeah, I threw this. I threw this chest down, but I probably have to grab it. It's stuck on the wall.

She knows he's streaming. No, it's secret. Yeah, imagine if we were playing and I just secretly streamed.

Ah, I can't grab it.

People think I'm a bad person, but I don't do stuff like that. Maybe I should. Secret stream.

Although you recorded that, um, Scottish girl. Scottish girl.

Yeah, I kind of stopped caring at that point. People already think I'm a bad person, so what's the point of not doing bad stuff anymore? No one actually cared though. No one was like, oh, I can't believe you secretly streamed her phone call. I was surprised no one seemed angry or upset that I did that.

Hmm.

Maybe I should do more bad things. Oh, I got a donation.

Oh really? I didn't see it.

I have to approve it.

Hey baby girl, how are you enjoying the Daniel experience so far? Hope you enjoy the ride. I can't read it because my— oh wait, um, can you hear it? Enjoying the Daniel experience so far? Hope you enjoy the— wait, my stream quality is really low so I can't read it. The last word.

Couldn't you hear the text-to-speech?

No, I've just got it silent on my tablet so I can read the comment.

Thanks, Daniel Enjoyer. Very generous. Wow, you know the overlay on Streamlabs, you can set the dimension?

Yeah.

The x-axis is set to 111 pixels.

Nice.

Was it from Cheesium? Yeah, he donates to me playing with his ex-girlfriend. Oh, I should have clickbaited the title. Playing games with my hater's ex-girlfriend. Ah, that is good.

Yeah, that, that could have been good.

Gaming with my hater's ex-girlfriend. Maybe next time we do it. I don't know how to Do this in Thailand.

It would be difficult.

I could bring my Steam Deck. I'm not sure if it'd be powerful enough. I'd have to plug all this stuff in, like mics, headphones. Maybe just bring my gaming laptop.

You're already bringing so much.

I still can't decide what to bring. Now I've got a Switch OLED and a Steam Deck.

Why did you even get the Switch?

I don't know, because it looks pretty and it can play Mario Kart and the screen is really nice.

Haven't you already got a Switch Lite?

But it's Switch Lite and it's small and it looks cheap. Okay, next place.

Okay.

What are these islands? They look weird.

I'm just gonna grab some water.

Okay. Guys, do you like her? Yes or no? It's called Old Faithful Isle.

Haha.

If this is fun to do, maybe we could do more. But then I have to bring my gaming laptop to Thailand. That means I won't bring the MacBook, and then I could ditch the Steam Deck. Oh, what if I ditch the MacBook and the Steam Deck and I bring the OLED and the gaming laptop?

Okay, I'm back.

Oh, welcome back. I said I could ditch the Steam Deck and then bring the gaming laptop and ditch the MacBook too.

Yeah, you could do. Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

So originally I didn't want to bring the gaming laptop. 'Cause it's pretty big. But this could be fun to do occasionally on Twitch, or we could play other games maybe.

Yeah, although the time zone might be a bit weird.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Thailand's 6 hours ahead. So, I don't know how that would work. It would be 4 o'clock in the morning. I would have to stay up all night unless we started earlier. If we start— I'd leave it to you. 7 PM would be midday for you.

Yeah.

Damn, I forgot about time difference. Who wants to buy my Steam Deck?

Message for Pierre.

I should sell it.

Anyway, Daniel, just sell me a Steam Deck for £200. I'll give you half the profit when I resell it.

No, it's 200. Why keep—

no.

I got an offer for 300 online. I think I can get 400 from that CEX shop.

Yeah, that's, that's what I said.

I might try going there. I don't have much time left. I have to go, go to the airport soon. I mean, not today, but in the Not in a few days, sometime this week. Okay, we'll go in a straight line.

Oh, do you know where we're going?

Yeah.

Oh, it's— oh yeah, it's just right ahead.

Old Faithful Island. I waste so much money on tech. I guess so.

You've been buying a lot recently.

Yeah, I got carried away because my Steam Deck videos did really well, so it's basically paid off for the Steam Deck. So then I got Switch OLED thinking I'll just— I could do the same. Why I regret buying the Switch OLED.

Yeah, didn't you upload, uh, the unboxing earlier?

Yeah, then I'll do why I regret buying it tomorrow. Why the OLED is better than the Steam Deck.

something. Thai girl streams when?

Yeah.

Do you think you'll be able to get her in videos, like secretly?

I think I could, cuz I could just take some videos of us traveling, say I'm sending it to my mom. That's pretty normal to do. I keep buying tech that I don't need. I guess so, but I really wanted the Steam Deck. It seemed cool. But the gaming laptop just seems— still seems better because you can do way more stuff with it.

Yeah.

I feel like Thai girl's going to be suspicious of all your devices.

Yeah, I'm hoping she doesn't look in my bag. I've got 4 mobile phones, got a tablet, laptop. The LiveU is going to be hard to explain. I can say it's like a Wi-Fi hotspot cuz it's got dongles plugged into it, modems plugged Private stream for your mum. Private stream for my mum?

Yeah, say that to her.

Yeah, I could say it's a Skype call to my mum. Why do I need 4 phones? Because I got banned on Tinder, so I need new phones to make new accounts. Also, the Steam Deck has a browser, so I could use that for Tinder too. Oh damn, I could have used the Oculus Quest to make a Tinder account.

Wouldn't that be difficult?

The difficult part would be getting pictures from my phone. phone onto it for the profile. I sold it for 140, but the guy said he couldn't get it to work. But he said he'll, he'll pay for half of it for like repairs, to keep it as parts. So I sent him back stuff.

At least he didn't just scam you.

Yeah, he could have. So I got £70 out of it. The thing is kind of unusable. I didn't do anything wrong to deserve getting banned.

Oh, now it's not letting me click on the asterisks. I still don't know how to turn the NSFW thing off because I, I did it on my phone recently, but on my tablet I can't find the setting.

Not sure.

Someone in the chat tell me how to turn off the filter.

Isn't it just you press those dots and then your account chat settings?

Yeah, um, I, I used to be able to click on the dots, but it won't even let me view them now, so I'm trying to find out how to turn off the whole filter.

Are you getting a lot of hidden messages?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, I thought it would be security. Scary.

But it won't let me click on them. Not in preferences.

Oh, we're being shot at.

Oh, is it another player?

No, it's just an island.

Oh, one of those fortresses?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, that— oh, we went to one of those before.

Yeah, that's where that guy blew our ship up.

Yeah, when you're in the chat, click on the dots and then offensive Yeah, I, I can't click on the dots anymore though. I used to be able to click on the dots to view the message, but now it doesn't even let me click on the dots to view them, so I can't even view some of the messages.

Can't you just press show and then approve the message?

Yeah, it doesn't let me click.

No one's even saying anything offensive. Is that a player? I think that's a player ship.

Where?

Uh, northwest.

Oh yeah, I see them.

We're nearly at the island. If they rob our stuff—

Oh, hi, Luffy!

Who's Luffy? Strife Hawkins.

Uh, Strife Hawkins. Yeah, that's another username.

That was Luffy, the guy with the Thai wife.

Yeah.

Ah, I remember that username. Strife Hawkins. Oh no, are they steering towards us? They are steering towards us. I don't know if we should stop here.

They might steal our stuff.

Is there an outpost nearby?

Let me have a look. Yeah, there's one just south a little bit. Dagger Tooth Outpost.

Okay.

Let's quickly sell all our stuff.

Yeah. Where are they?

Okay.

What do you mean, Carbonara, by tell Daniel where he is getting himself into? Oh, what he's getting himself into going to meet the Thai 56-year-old lady.

What am I getting myself into? Do you think I'm gonna get scammed?

I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't know if she's a scammer. I think she's just kind of crazy.

She seems a bit weird because I matched her in December when I was in Manchester, but I never spoke to her. I just exchanged, um, contact details. I never talked to her until I got back from Malaysia. I was just bored. And I randomly looked at my friend list and I said hi. So if she was an actual scammer, she would have been messaging me way earlier.

Yeah.

Instead of just forgetting.

I guess it's kind of weird that she had a location set though.

Yeah, she said she was trying to learn English, so she set it to England.

Oh.

She said she was using the app to learn English.

It's kind of weird.

So it means she wants a foreigner boyfriend? She said she never dated a foreigner before.

Why do people assume it's Pierre? Because, because it is. Because we said What if you get, um, baby trapped like Ollie?

I doubt it. I, I don't think my sperm works.

True.

I'd probably run away anyway though. I want to go to Japan.

I decided to go to the outpost.

Do we? I thought it was this rock. Can we turn? I don't think we can turn in time. Now we're gonna hit it. We're gonna hit the rock. Whoops. Get ready to repair. Oh, we can just turn right now. That's one way to turn around. Thai girls have a big family to trap you. She has a sister. Her mum and dad are separated. So I don't feel like it's a big happy family. Oh, it's to the left.

Oh, I got 4 ads in a row. I think the boat is fine now.

If her English is bad, it means she's legit. Her English is really bad. And we've been talking for 3 months, so she would be pretty dedicated to keep this up if it was just a scam. She would be a really good actor if this is a scam. Plus, she backs everything up with videos and stuff every time she says something.

Oh, finally my ads are done.

Should we stop here?

Oh, is this the outpost?

Yeah.

Yes.

I want to get closer.

Maybe here. Whoa.

Nice parking. Actually, I could have gotten closer to the dock.

Where is the vendor person? Um, not sure. What if Pia met Mila? Would they get along? I don't know. I think I would get irritated by her.

Yeah, she's very loud, but I don't know why she was so sensitive. to the trolls and stuff. She was really upset with all the haters saying mean things about me.

Yeah.

And then she got like her friends involved and they were all like talking to them in that group chat. I remember.

What group chat?

I don't know, they— her friends made some group chat with people from Reddit and then they were like talking or something.

Really? Which friend was it, the French girl?

I don't know, I think she had black hair.

Yeah, the French girl had black hair and she had a big tattoo on her chest. That was weird. I never knew that.

I'm pretty sure people were talking about it in Discord.

I wasn't really looking at Discord much then.

True.

I feel like her friends definitely had some kind of influence in getting her to believe me.

Yeah, probably.

Stupid friends. As if they were so perfect themselves. One of them smuggles drugs into Korea. Idiots. Bunch of druggies covered in tattoos think they can judge me. Who are they to judge?

Isn't it pretty dangerous smuggling into Korea?

Yeah, you get get like 10 years in jail. How has my love life been going? Um, I used to go on dates with this British girl, but then she said she lost interest. She used to talk about this game called Grounded. Have you seen it?

Grounded? I don't think so.

It's like a survival game, but you've been shrunk and then you're really tiny. You're in a garden.

I don't know, I've never heard of it.

It's like, um, It's just like any survival game. You run around, you collect resources, you build a base. The British girl was— I think she was 32. She lives in Essex.

Was she the one that you cycled to, or was that the other one?

No, that was the other one. I accidentally took her to the same Korean restaurant that me and Mida went to in London, but they were fully booked. Where do I sell this? I don't think we sell these.

Oh, maybe it's, uh, I just picked up one. I can't— oh, there's a delivery note. I can't sell this one. Delivery ones are really annoying to do.

Yeah, there's too many to collect. You both lost interest. I wasn't really interested in the first place.

really.

It was nice to, to go on some dates, I guess. These were just supply crates. None of these are things we can sell. Let's go back to that island.

Just going to move this so We've got the supply crates together.

What, what did it crash into?

Maybe a rock? Let me just check. I don't know where we're flooding.

It's probably on, on the second deck where the table is.

Oh yeah, I see it.

Would you be able to play in— during the middle of the day?

I don't know.

I'm not sure when I would be able to.

play.

Depends what happens. Because if I end up living with her, she would be out during the day, but then that would be morning in the UK. It would be hot. How did you do it when I was in Japan?

I don't know, actually. I think I think it's because it was like the middle of the night and it was like morning for you, maybe. Oh no, because I remember, um, when we played and Chihiro just got home and stuff, so—

I used to stream in the afternoon around midday. Yeah, so it would have been— wouldn't it have been like 2 AM in the UK?

Maybe. What if Sabrina met the Hong Kong guy? Would they get along? I don't know.

She would think he's weird. I saw that ship on the other side of the island. They're still there.

Oh, they're still there?

We don't have anything to lose. I wonder what Hong Kong guy is up to now.

Yeah, he's been quiet.

He got bored of making videos. Yeah, Chihiro got bored as well.

I kind of liked her videos. Like, I mean the ones she made herself, not with Kase.

They were boring. It was just like, put on makeup, then get on the train, and then have some food. I can see a shiny.

Yeah, I see it. Oh, it's this map. Oh, they're all in the middle, the treasures.

What? Aren't these treasures things people buried?

Yeah, it's what other people—

What if they've buried it and then they're waiting for us to come and get it? And then they kill us.

But I don't know, maybe because they'd have you waiting there a long time for someone to come and get it. I'm not sure what the point of people burying stuff is.

Yeah, what did they get out of it? Golden reliquary. What is a reliquary?

Hmm.

Should we go on the island?

Yes.

Shoot yourself in the cannon.

Oh, oh yeah, the cannon. I forgot about that.

I went straight up into the middle. I didn't bring any ammo.

There might be a chest. Not sure how to get up there.

If I had to choose between 2 of my ex-girlfriends to meet in the same room, who would it be? Uh, imagine if Mida and Chihiro met. That'd be pretty funny.

Do you think they'd get along?

Not really. I think Chihiro would think she's dumb. Did you watch any of those streams Chihiro and Casey used to do?

Yeah, I saw some of them. I remember she streamed on Instagram, I think.

Yeah. I didn't realize they did so many in— they did quite a lot near the end of 2020 too. I mean, in 2020, but everyone I clicked on, they was talking about the same stuff, like my skin being bad or my Japanese not being great.

Yeah. Whoa.

What?

Sister ghost. I don't know where the center of the island is.

It's a pretty big island. Isn't it in at the top?

Yeah, there's one right in the middle, like by big rock and a little—

I should have made a reaction video to their streams. But at the time I wasn't really watching them.

Do you think they still speak?

I doubt it.

Are we in the right place?

I think so.

Although it seems like there's grass, like, just below. If we're looking at the middle one, there's no grass. It's like big rock, and then there's grass to the right of it.

Oops, I fell off.

Oh, maybe it is down here because there's like a little patchy bit.

This island's really complicated.

Yeah. Daniel, are you going to watch Mario movie? I didn't even know there was a Mario movie.

Me too. I don't really care about Mario. I wanted to watch the Sonic movie.

Oh yeah, I saw some of that.

It looks okay.

I never really got into Mario.

Me too. I don't get why people love it so much. The gameplay in Mario is so basic, you just jump on stuff. The original Mario game is so basic. And the character design is so ugly, he's just like a fat short man with a massive nose. He looks like an idiot. Sonic is a way better character design.

Yeah, I used to really like Sonic.

I used to play Sonic 1 and 2 on Mega Drive, Sega Mega Drive.

I had, um, like PS2 collections. I think it was like Gems and Mega Collection, and it had all the original games on it.

I like the Dreamcast ones as well.

Maybe this isn't the right place.

I have no idea.

It's so confusing.

Um, oh, there's a shiny thing over there.

Shiny thing?

A chest. Oh yeah, castaway chest. Was that it?

No, I think they're all buried though, because it would come up on the map. Oh, is something coming out? Oh, skeleton.

Forgot where the ship is.

Uh, maybe it's over this side.

Lost the ship.

I don't know how to get down.

It could be buried down here, maybe.

Maybe.

Sunset is pretty.

Oh, I played that Sonic Mania game. You don't be disappointed, the game was aimed to the older generation of Sonic fans. I thought it was okay. It was basically just like the originals. Yeah, it's basically just like the originals, but they changed it a little bit.

What are the graphics like? Is it modern graphics or old graphics?

Uh, I can't remember. I think it's similar, but they've added different levels to it too. It's like 3D, although I think they did the same thing in one of the original ones. I don't know if you remember, they had that like mini game where you had to collect these little orb things.

Was it like in a tube and then Yeah, like the bonus, the bonus level.

Yeah.

Oh, I found the ship.

I dropped the chest off the cliff. They should make an open world Sonic. Where there's different towns but they're separated far away.

I think that they were releasing something like that, but then people weren't very happy with how it looked.

They could make it so you use his speed to get around to the different areas.

They had, um, I mean, it wasn't completely open world, but did you ever play Sonic Unleashed? I think it was like that werewolf one.

I think I tried it. I didn't like it.

Oh, I found a chest.

Was it buried?

No, it was just on the beach.

Maybe That was my—

I don't think this is—

oh, is it castaway chest?

Yeah, I'll put it on the ship.

Yeah, that's the one I dropped.

Oh, Sonic Frontiers is the new open world one.

I bought one Sonic game on Switch where they had really long legs and arms. That was the new character design. The new character design—

I don't think I saw it.

For Sonic, he has long legs and long arms and he looks really weird. It was pretty bad.

I don't think I've seen that one.

I have no idea. Should we just look for something else?

Yeah, we could just go to a different island.

This island's huge. Are you at the ship?

Uh, I think I'm close to it. I've lost where it is though.

I think it was over here.

Oh, there's a boss over here. He might have a skull. Okay, but I ran out of bullets and he's killing me. Oh, they can't swim, so I can just swim away and eat. Have you got bullets?

Yeah.

Oh, he's got a quest or something. Where's the boat?

Um, should be around somewhere. Maybe it's on the other side. There it is. I wonder what other games would be fun to stream.

I don't know what's popular. Oh, someone sent you a highlighted message question.

If I go all the way to Thailand and the cereal is horrible, what then?

Um.

I don't know, not see her anymore, I guess.

Do IRL streaming?

That's what I want to do. That's why I got the LiveU thing. So in a way, I'm kind of hoping it doesn't work out, so then I can just stay in Bangkok and then live by myself. I kind of just want to get my own place and then try living there.

I think it's pretty cheap, isn't it?

Yeah, you can live in a hotel for like £500 a month.

That's pretty good.

Where should we go? I want to go to a fort.

Yeah, I was just gonna say we should— we could— there's a, there's a Royal Crest Fortress just to the southwest a little. like mostly west.

Be right back. Okay.

Do I have fans in Thailand? I think they're all guys. There are a few guys asked, said we could meet up if I wanted to meet up. I could do. Maybe more would message me once I'm there and I make a video that I'm in Thailand. You said you're not interested in meeting guys. I don't mind if, if I feel like they're not too weird.

Oh my god.

Pia, come back! We're under attack. Where's she gone? Tell her to come back.

Right, hit it.

I can't get an angle.

Oh, we're getting attacked.

Yeah, why won't the harpoon stick? Oh, there it is. I'm gonna hit it. Oh, we're gonna hit that rock.

Oh, I don't have any cannonballs in that one.

It's in the barrel. Yeah, the stupid ship steered us into a rock. Now we're stuck. Oh, we're flooding.

Where's it gone? I don't know.

Are we fixed?

Yeah.

I'm out of cannons.

Get on the cannon.

That gun does well. Oh, I just got 6 ads now. Stream, there's so many.

Can you get a shot?

No, it's too far to the right.

Wait, I'm steering. Okay, now, now.

I've got so many shots.

Nice aim. It must be sinking by now. They're sinking? Oh yeah, they are.

Uh, nice.

If we harpoon it, won't it drag us down when it sinks? Oh, harpoon, let go.

I don't know.

That'd be funny.

Oh, is this PvE or PvP? It's both. There are other players in the game, but—

Yeah, that was a PvE ship.

Yeah.

There's not many players tonight.

Didn't they drop anything? Oh.

Yeah.

I can't see it.

Yeah, it's there in front of the ship. Well, there's loads of stuff.

Oh wait, yeah, try and grab it.

I think we're safe.

Oh, this one needs a key.

Where do we get a key?

Maybe it's that red. I think that sometimes it's just in the water too. I'm surprised there's not any more ship.

Yeah, grab this one.

Oops.

Should I grab that too? Yeah, I think that's it.

Okay.

Yeah.

We don't have a key for the chest.

Where do we get it? I think the key is from a wreckage. I forgot, we had one last time. I forgot where we got it from.

I think it was just in the water, like when we got the other chest. It was just in the water. Oh, I just realized Soy Boy's here. Hi.

Who's Soy Boy?

Uh, I don't, I don't know if he's in your server now, but he was there in the past too. I met him as well.

What's he like?

What's he like?

Yeah.

He was pretty nice. We got food and went to the cinema. Him and Baylis are having this like virgin competition.

Who can lose it first?

Yeah, yeah.

Didn't Shin like Baylis? Did Shin not like Bayless?

I don't think in that way. Shin's coming to the UK again soon.

What for?

Just to visit. Yeah.

I thought she was going to Japan.

I think she's going to Japan after.

There's a player ship over there.

Oh, really?

I think they're on the island. Could sneak on board. No, I don't want to lose that stuff. Oh, there's a fort over there.

Where are we going?

We can go to the fort and then loot it and then sell. Probably get attacked on the way back and lose everything.

Doesn't remember my. I can't read what that says because it NSFW.

My foreskin cream pie joke? No, I don't remember that.

I don't think I remember that either.

The character models are so weird. So funny in this. Play them the banjo. It hit me straight in the face.

Oh my God.

Eating a coconut heals cannonball wounds, apparently.

What'd you say? Coconut?

Coconuts heal cannonball wounds.

Oh, I didn't know that.

I mean, in the game, not in real life.

Yeah, I know, I know you meant that. It's funny, they always only fire for a little bit, then when you get close Sometimes they just stop.

Yeah, it's too close. Ah, I nearly had perfect parking.

Did we get any hole?

Any holes?

Yeah, in the ship. I think it's fine.

Yeah, it's fine.

Oh, I need to make sure I've got food. Oh, there's some here, it's fine.

I'm gonna rotate the ship a bit to the left.

Spacey said, I bet you play banjo better in the game than IRL.

I forgot how to play the banjo now. I was getting quite good. I could play that song from that movie.

I found a chest.

Where? Oh, it's empty.

I have a ghost.

I'm out of bullets. I keep forgetting. There should be reload.

They'll, they'll drop, um, ammo pouches.

Yeah.

Oh, there's loads up here.

The music's so loud for me.

Yeah, didn't you already turn it down?

I need to turn it down more. Weird Spanish music. Don't ring the bell too much or dragons will come. Really?

I don't think that happens.

There's no dragons in this. I thought it just spawned them faster.

Uh, Game of Thrones reference.

Why is that a reference? Do they ring a bell in it?

I can't remember. Oh, last episode of season 8 got deleted from memory. Yeah, the last season sucked.

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Have you been watching the new House of the Dragon?

No.

Is that about Game of Thrones?

Yeah, it's, um, about the Targaryens.

Didn't even know about it. It's like no one's talking about it.

It's like kind of okay, but I feel like nothing much happens in it.

I tried watching Rings of Power on Amazon Prime. It's really It's like a Lord of the Rings thing.

Yeah, I only saw a few minutes, but I don't think people liked it very much. Yeah, did you watch Sandman? I don't think so. I've heard of it though. Isn't that like a really old film?

Never heard of it. People were saying the Better Call Saul was good, the new season.

Oh yeah, like the Breaking Bad.

I watched the first season, it was good, but then I lost interest. It's been too much time since the last one. I forgot what happened now. I don't really watch TV shows anymore.

Yeah, I, I sometimes watch them, but not so much new ones except from, um, House of the Dragon. Any plans for Halloween? I don't think so. Have you got any?

No.

Isn't it already— no, when's Halloween? 30th?

31st.

I already went to a graveyard on Twitch, on a Twitch stream. I couldn't find my granddad's grave, so I think I walked past it.

Not sure if I saw that bit.

It was one of the cycling streams and I just stopped at the graveyard and I went inside.

Was that the one where you went to your old house too, or—

No, it was a newer one.

Oh no, I'm dying. I don't have any food. I'm just gonna jump off. Oh, I died.

I'm nearly dead too. Oh, the boss is here. I can't find any ammo.

Did you ever go trick-or-treating? Because I never did.

No, we had a few come to our house when I was a kid.

Oh, they meant the Netflix series Sandman. I've never heard of it.

Me too. I need food.

Oh, I watched that Netflix series, um, Dahmer recently too. That was pretty good.

Dharma.

Yeah, it's like, um, Jeffrey Dahmer, but it's like a series.

Oh, we killed it.

You got the key?

Yeah, I opened it.

Nice.

I just watched Trash Taste. I watched Connor on Twitch doing IRL. He got stream sniped so many times in Canada. People were lining up to take a picture with him.

You think you would ever get stream sniped?

I don't think so.

Oh yeah, weren't you planning on stream sniping Ai?

Yeah, because he said he's gonna go to Japan in November after his boxing fight, but I don't think I'd want to go up to him. I'd just like follow him for a bit and and I'll zoom in on his face from a distance and then see if he notices. I feel like he wouldn't notice.

That would be so creepy.

I guess. But he's streaming outside and filming everyone, so I can film him too.

True.

I wonder if he would notice. People— I don't think anyone would go into his chat and go say Daniel's following you. I feel like he wouldn't even remember me anyway. I like Connor from Trash Taste.

I don't think I've ever watched him.

He's like a wholesome, non-toxic version of Ice. He goes out and does IRL, but he never gets swatted or Or people don't phone up the restaurants he's eating at to harass him. But that happened nonstop on Ice Poseidon's streams.

Why do people seem to not like Ice?

I don't know. He just. He kind of had that toxic content kind of theme.

Yeah.

But I think he kind of encouraged it because it was funny for, for viewers. But then it got crazier and crazier.

It's like with you.

Yeah, I got fed up with the trolls, so I, I stopped doing drama stuff. I don't know if they would still do stuff, cuz they were still pretty bad last year. So I didn't make a video when you came to my house, cuz it would encourage them to do stuff.

I think that's the last chest, isn't it? Oh, there's one more. Captain's chest.

But Ice was pretty toxic to people when he streamed outside, so I guess it's like what goes around comes around.

Oh yeah, didn't you say he was like filming his, um, therapy appointment or something?

Yeah, he's, he's come back to streaming now after like a year away, and all his new streams he's just getting people off Craigslist and then trolling them and secretly streaming them.

You need me to move the stuff over?

Yeah, that— the ladder's blocking it. Did the police really come to my house about effing a horse? They did. This policeman came to my house to chat with me. He said someone reported my stream because I said something about I don't remember which one, because I said a lot of stuff about horses. I think it's the one when I said about horses look like women from behind. I don't know what he was referring to. He said he just came to have a chat. And I wasn't in trouble. To make sure I'm not weird. But I'm pretty sure I'm weird to talk to, because I'm all nervous and shifty looking.

Maybe he just wanted to make sure you didn't have a horse.

Yeah.

Got so much stuff.

Yeah, let's sell it. Where's the outpost? It's just weird the police would even bother to come over that.

Yeah.

It's not like I said I had sex with a horse.

It's a YouTube version of squatting. Yeah, actually, I know this other content creator and she's got a kid and she seems to have a lot of haters and they keep, um, calling the police and saying she's like abusing her kid and she's not.

Yeah.

Seems like a common thing.

Is she in America?

No, she's in the UK.

And she livestreams with her kid, or is it just videos?

No, no, she doesn't. I don't— well, I think maybe she has, like, on Instagram before, but, um, she makes TikToks and he's in them sometimes.

That's weird. The police have non-crime policing, like speech police. Yeah, you have to be careful what you say now.

Hate speech. Pia had a great deal of crazy haters herself. I guess so, but they were all just like HMR ones.

Yeah.

But once you realize they're just kind of weird trolls, you kind of don't care anymore what they say.

Yeah.

The problem with Mila was she thought they were real people, like genuine normal people, and she didn't realize they were like dumb trolls on Reddit and stuff, just saying whatever to get a reaction.

Yeah.

And Chihiro didn't understand that either for such a long time. Because people just assume that People on the internet are, uh, normal people trying to look out for your best interests.

They're very normal.

And there's all these weird subreddits and websites like 4chan and stuff. It's full of people who are bored. Whoa, I parked that so well. Why is it still moving? Stop moving, it's perfect. Sails up and the anchor's down. Chihiro was messaging all these trolls and I kept telling her, they're trolls and they're trying to upset you. And she was like, "No, they're telling me what you've been saying." Yeah, they're always messaging her stuff. They message you stuff too. Like, did you know Daniel said blah blah blah?

Yeah, yeah.

They do the same thing. They did it to that complaining channel guy too. They were saying stuff like, "Daniel said XXX about you." And then they'll come to my stream and say, complain channel said he's waiting outside your apartment, Daniel. You can tell straight away what they're doing, and then you notice, oh, it's just them doing the same thing. Do you know what happened with that Swedish girl that tricked me?

Oh, that you met in Japan? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think she was involved in it.

Yeah, she says she doesn't know what happened, but then how else could it have happened? Was it just random?

True.

That person just saw us walk by and took a picture. That was so—

I mean, Cesium said she wasn't involved, but I don't know how much you can trust that.

She said she wasn't in on it either. I can't believe someone just saw us and then took a picture and then tried to blackmail me £1,000. Did you know Ironmouse is actually a mum in her mid-30s? Do you know who Ironmouse is?

I don't think so.

Oh, she does a lot of streams with Connor. She's like a VTuber, but she's got a really childish sounding voice. Like, she sounds like she's 12 years old.

Is it her actual voice, or is it put on?

I think it is her actual voice. She sounds like a cartoon character. She has like a VTuber thing.

Yeah.

I hate all these VTubers. They all have that same really annoying American cartoon voice. And then they have like an anime girl avatar.

Yeah.

What do we do with these?

Oh, can you not sell it to the—

They seem like they're just supplies.

Yeah, these are just our supplies. These are delivery ones, but— oh, there's firebombs too. Save those. I don't know what the point of these tridents are.

I think they're quite— oh, it's like a weird message now. They can be used as a weapon. Oh, now it says sailing the seas with all players. Can I wreck our own ship? Can you hear me? I think the game switched off.

Mine turned off too.

Mine turned off. It turns your voices, your voice message off.

Yeah, I don't know why it does that sometimes. Is Pier playing Sea of Thieves?

Yes.

The stream where he talked about the Swedish girl was the first one I watched, really. I was in that Airbnb after I got exposed. I had to expose myself because they threatened to expose me, so I quickly told Chihiro what happened. before they could. I said we would go and see some temples. I googled love hotel on Google Maps and I took her there.

But she said no, didn't she?

Yeah, we walked past it and she was like, what's that? I said, it's a love hotel, do you want to go inside? She She said no. And then she said, it was worth a shot. I said yeah. But after she said no, I felt less nervous. I didn't really feel nervous anymore.

Yeah.

So I thought, well, she said no or whatever. Why are we stuck?

Oh, we're stuck on the—

There's a pirate ship cloud. We can attack the things. Oh, we're stuck on this wooden thing. It's stuck.

How did you do it before?

I think you have to raise the sails and then pivot. Is it moving? Oh, now it's moving. I don't know why ships put that long piece of wood at the front.

Why?

What is the point?

I'm not sure, actually.

Maybe it's just It's stuck right in the middle.

Maybe it's like a streamlining thing?

Yeah, to pierce the air, cut through it. I can't get out of it.

Stuck.

If it could just drift backwards, it'll be good. Okay, it's moving. Then we get stuck on this rock behind us.

I think if we just keep twisting round— oh, but then we'll be facing the dock still.

Oh, we're free.

Did it. Where are we going now? Oh, to that cloud.

Ship cloud.

Yeah, I'm getting so many ads on your stream again. Yeah, I've got 5 now.

I wonder how much this stream would make. 5 fucking ads. There is a magic way to get rid of ads.

If you sub.

Subscribe button. What a pretty sunset.

Pretty sauce?

No, the sunset is pretty.

No.

It's a nice looking game.

Yeah. The sea's really nice too.

I'm not sure if it gives you a speed boost when you come down a wave.

I think it should do.

Where's the cloud? Oh.

What time should we finish? It's nearly 12.

Yeah, I guess—

If we fight these and then finish after that?

Yeah, just after the—

After we sell the stuff. We didn't get any funny encounters.

Yeah, we didn't come across anyone.

Saw a few, but we just went past.

Yeah, except from those ships at the island.

No one chased us.

I don't know why I'm only just getting the sold notifications.

What do you mean?

Yeah, like when you sell the stuff, I'm just getting them all on the screen now.

Oh, so it's gonna be those skeletons Yeah, the big ships.

Get your cannonballs ready. We've only got 2 in the barrel.

We've still got 30 in the crate.

Oh, okay.

It might be okay.

I can see it. I can see quite a few ships. There's one— a player ship.

Oh yeah, there's like 4 over Maybe there's 2 player ships. Because only 2 of them are shiny.

Yeah.

Wait, there's like 5. Wait, 3, 4, 5— there's 6 of them.

What?

Gonna get destroyed.

Just sail right into the middle.

It's a fleet, you dead. Sniping Paul in Japan. Wait, who who is Paul?

Ice Poseidon.

Oh, is that his real name?

Yeah, Paul Danino. He looked so scared when me and Chihiro opened the door. He turned around, his face looked funny.

He really doesn't look like a Paul.

He looks like a Tony.

Yeah.

I think he wants to meet that Tikiro-san again.

Oh really?

I think he likes him because he Because Sam's loud and speaks Japanese.

How does TK Sam make friends with everyone?

He snipes them. Sam snipes Ice as well.

Because he's friends with that, um, that Pearl.

Oriental Pearl. He's also friends with Max Mofo. Mofo was in his videos a few times. Get ready. Is that a player?

Yeah, it's a player.

Hello? Don't shoot us, idiot. I wonder if they heard me. They shot the grapple thing at us.

Oh no, we're really sinking.

Yeah, we got hit loads. There's loads of There's ships over here fighting. Oh, we're gonna hit this ship.

Where's our wood? Oh, it's here.

Oh, there's a ship to the right.

Is this game like Midnight Ghost Hunt? I don't think I've played that. I don't think I've had it actually.

I missed.

There's so many. Oh, they're on fire.

Yeah. I hit that one so many times.

Can't quite angle it.

Trying to turn. Wait till we get closer.

Okay.

Try and get this one.

Which one?

This big one.

Oh, these on the side. Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, hit me. Keep hitting me off the cannon.

Oh yeah.

Ah, can you res me?

I'm trying to fix the ship. I don't think I can because I need to fix—

Okay, I'll just, I'll just revive.

It's sinking pretty fast. Where's the wood?

Oh my God, the door's—

oh, it's opening now.

Come back quick.

I'm coming.

Where's the hole?

Oh yeah, we're really flooding. Is that player ship still here too?

No.

Oops.

Okay, I think we're fine.

Yeah. Where are the cannonballs?

Oh, they're here. They're coming right at us.

Yeah.

Oh wait, I need to get more cannonballs too. Missed the opportunity.

Yeah, now they're right behind us.

Ah, just missed.

Wait till we get closer.

Okay, make sure I've got enough cannonballs too.

We're turning not sharply enough. If I just drop the anchor here—

What happened to the other ships?

I don't know. Oh, it's going to hit us! It went right into us. Okay, where is it? It's coming again. Oh, how do they— I don't know. It nearly rammed us. They're hitting nearly every shot. I'm gonna hit them.

Are you gonna hit the rock?

I'm repairing. Oh, where's he gone?

Almost out of cannonballs.

I don't think we've damaged it at all. We got a few shots. Oh, there's stuff in the sea here.

Oh, it's another hole. I think they can, um, they can repair the ship, but they can't bail.

Oh, there's a player ship. I don't know if they're friendly.

Oh, there are players over there.

Are they shooting us?

Yeah, they're shooting us.

Trying to raise the anchor.

Oh, the monster killed him.

Okay, we Are we sinking?

I'm running away. This is impossible. Now there's a shark. I'm gonna die now. There's no way we could survive that. I'm gonna try to swim to the outpost. Oh no, ship sunk. They're trying to snipe me now. I'm running. Oh, the shark's chasing me. The shark's gonna kill me.

Still trying to load back in. 'Cause I died.

They're trying to snipe me and I've got a shark behind me. Now I'm stuck. I'm still alive.

Oh, I don't know why I was stuck on the loading screen so long. I'm in some random island.

Weird. They're still trying to shoot me.

I'm not even sure where I am now.

Oh, they're fighting the skeleton ship now. They're getting— they're getting destroyed by the skeleton ship. Oh, they're sinking, I think. I can see them running up and down.

I'm on some like random island.

I can't believe I survived. Can you see my screen on Twitch?

Yeah, I can, I can see on Twitch.

They're getting destroyed by this skeletal ship. They're trying to run away now. I can't get a clear shot.

Are you trying to snipe them?

Yeah. They just got hit 6 times in a row. Damn, that skeletal ship was hard. Oh, there's another player ship coming from behind. All that stuff you can see.

I'm here.

I don't want to go in the water, it might be a shark. I don't even know where you are now.

I think— yeah, it spawned me with the ship. Oh, are you at Dagger Tooth Outpost?

Yeah, I managed to survive.

Maybe I can try and get to the I don't really know how to sail the ship though. I'll try my best.

Just lower the sails and then raise the anchor.

Yeah, I need to go like south.

Oops.

If I try and get our stuff, the shark's gonna— oh, the shark will kill me.

Okay, I think I'm on the way. So many rocks.

Did we even have any stuff? We had a load of supplies.

Yeah, I don't think we had much.

It's just supply crates. I'm back.

Oh, you got back to the ship?

Yeah, teleported. Where should we go?

Is it worth getting the stuff?

No, it's just food and planks. We can get this fort.

Maybe we should make it the last thing.

Okay. We did 2 hours 40 minutes. I think it went quite well.

Oh yeah.

No one's asking questions anymore.

Everyone's gone quiet.

Yeah. I'm gonna slow spin.

Maybe because you hardly answered any of them. I answered a lot of them, just some of them were silly.

You hardly answered? I answered lots too. I think people just ran out of things to ask.

Yeah.

I'm gonna die.

You dying?

Nearly. There's so many of them. Will we be streaming other games?

More often?

I think we could if I bring my laptop to Thailand, which I wasn't planning on, but I might do actually. I have to rethink my whole bag now.

Yeah.

If I bring the laptop, then I don't need the Steam Deck, which means I should sell the Steam Deck and then not bring the MacBook.

Oh, there's so many spawn. This is what I mean by a silly question. Do you sometimes sneak into Daniel's garden at night and just walk around? What am I supposed to say to that?

All the time naked.

We're the boss.

So?

Oh, shoot it!

Get out of my way! I've got it.

Yes!

Are we on good terms now? I don't think we were ever on bad terms.

Yeah. Just didn't talk sometime.

Yeah.

Wait, where's this ship? I see it. Such a long way to go.

I think it would be funny if we played some open world game where people could stream snipe us in the game.

Oh yeah, that could be fun.

I don't know which game would be good for that. GTA 5 Online.

About to make a sammy. What sandwich are you gonna make?

How can you stream snipe on Sea of Thieves? I don't think you can because you can't pick a server. It kind of randomly puts you in a world. You would need like an MMO. Elden Ring co-op. Can you do that?

Oh my thing— oh, it's fine now. Glitched for a second.

Was your voice chat off?

Oh yeah, it's fine. It just glitched for a second. Oh my God, is this the same pier that Daniel rented this shite stall apartment for?

Yeah.

Yeah. Were you even gonna come?

Yeah, I was thinking about it, but I didn't think like you were gonna book it so soon or like expect me to come so soon. That would have been pretty fun, actually.

Yeah, but that Airbnb was horrible. It was so small and there was no lighting. The window faced inwards. into the building.

That's so weird.

I felt so depressed there. I don't know who lives in there, those kind of apartments.

I remember you doing streams there.

Yeah, I think I did a few. Oh yeah, I hid the sex doll under the bed covers when— because I was hanging out with Tiki or Sam, and then Chihiro logged into my iPad and then kicked me out.

Oh yeah, I remember that. I thought the title of the stream was referring to Daniel.

Why?

Am I the British girl? What was the title of the stream again? Q&A?

Uh, Q&A, yeah. Q&A about your new transition.

The British girl is me.

I keep glitching through the floor. I think we got all the stuff.

Yeah.

Oh no, there's one more crate. I got it.

Okay, did I grab it? I grabbed it.

Oh yeah, you grabbed it. Here, is there one food you're interested in trying at the moment or want to eat soon? I don't think there's anything I want to try. Actually, I've been meaning to try and make my own gyoza, but obviously I've eaten it before. I don't think there's anything new I want to try. Oh yeah, I also want to try making my own, like, cottage pie. I've never done that before. Oh, that's a good idea.

Is that like shepherd's pie?

Yeah, it's like the same thing. It's just like the mince and potato.

I want to do a barbecue stream in the garden.

What, with those— that brick thing?

Yeah, with a brick barbecue. But it's kind of windy and rainy now.