Kick Livestreams/hi 2025-10-28 03_06 [aeae3e39-hi] 480p

I'm back.

I fell asleep.

Oh.

I don't know why coffee tastes so good after I wake up.

Oh,

but

Mm,

hungry now.

What do you mean eating so much junk now?

As if I ever ate healthy.

Hopefully you caught the uptick wave this morning. I did some trading, all longs. I made about £10,

but my whole account is down because I'm 100% short.

Oh,

so what happened was, um,

I was all in short and all in long. And then the market tanked. And then my longs were down hundreds of pounds.

But I didn't close out all my shorts. And then the market ripped back up. And then I took profit on my longs and kept my shorts open. But then the market kept ripping up more.

Dragging my portfolio down

with all of the shorts.

Now I really would like it to tank.

Oh God, I fell asleep.

I made $45 for 6 hours.

That's, uh, $7.50. Not even $8 now. Fucking Kick.

I should have made $48, not $45.69.

Bullshit website.

God, that's good coffee.

Oh,

I

love my Nescafé.

Ah.

The wine can then nap combo is so good.

And then coffee when you wake up.

With some Haribo.

Killer combo.

I just woke up from my nap.

Oh, I feel groggy.

Can't remember, had a dream. I can't remember what it was about.

Yeah, Wank was pretty good.

Not bad.

Yeah, I watched K-drama before.

I watched Squid Game.

I haven't seen the finale. I saw Squid Game 2 but not 3.

And then Back in my Korean dating days, I watched Coffee Prince, where the girl cuts her hair really short, pretends to be a boy to get a job at a coffee shop where they were supposed to only have male staff who were supposed to all be handsome.

Funnily, it has the same actor, Gong Yoo or something. He's like in every single K-drama.

He's the crazy guy in Squid Game who does the game where they slap the paper on the floor.

He used to be such a stud.

Oh God, I feel like I just died and got reincarnated. And I'm like, why the fuck am I back here?

Let me rest in peace.

Release me. I'm like those— the Ghost King from Lord of the Rings who has to fight for Aragorn.

Mm-hmm.

The market's really flat.

Do you think that was the top?

I really hope so.

Oh God, I had like a weird flashback feeling of years ago. Where I just talked shit about everyone on stream and I didn't care about the consequences and I wasn't scared

and nothing ever mattered.

Like, I dated those 2 British girls back in 2022 and I talked shit about both of them. They never found out and I didn't care.

Yeah,

tea.

Oh God,

I feel so dead inside.

Oh.

Oh,

I don't know if the nap's making me feel worse or better.

Yeah, I made £10 day trading today.

But whole account is down overall because I'm heavy on shorts. Market keeps ripping.

Gold sold off. Oh, Bitmain's ripping, $54.

Oh God,

you don't look okay. I feel like shit.

The only time I feel at peace is when I'm sleeping. I got woken up back into this nightmare.

I had a nap in a white car.

Damn, Simon from Yogscast looks rough. Look at his beard. Why the fuck is it half white, half ginger?

Looks like a literal dwarf.

I used to like Yogscast. It had a cozy feeling. Simon and Lewis playing Minecraft.

No.

Oh God,

I already said I just woke up from my nap. How many fucking times do I have to say it?

This isn't just a wallet; it's a rare find. There's something different about owning something almost nobody else has. That's why when Ridge dropped their limited Kintsugi collection, I did the cycling route earlier because I saw your gymnasium. Oh, it was like seven years ago now. The cycling route here. Nice, nice. I went over to you and then

I took a bus to get home. Oh, nice, nice. Are you enjoying your solo trip?

Damn, this girl's pretty hot.

Check this girl out.

It's a Welsh girl.

Surprise CWA and Chris with her incredible story.

Oh, awesome. Okay, nice. Yeah, let's take a picture. Let's do it. She's pretty cute. Yeah, look how happy Chris looks that he's got hot viewers.

Damn, she's pretty cute. God, I wish I get stream sniped by hot girls, not fucking weirdos like Meaningless.

Where the fuck my hot girl stream snipers at?

She got a nice nose.

Hey, all good.

I'm surprised anyone signed us.

Hi there.

Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, why not? Oh, when it's a hot girl, they take a picture. When I asked for a picture, he was like, oh no, I don't take pictures. Hey, all good. Fucking idiot. Oh, okay. Nice, Catherine. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You are? Take care, take care. Don't forget sunscreen, as I always

do.

Thank you, thank you. Is she cute? Something quite View ever in the back as well.

Yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Some of the greatest view ever in the back as well.

Yeah, she got a nice straight nose. Thank you, thank you. I'll give her 8 out of 10.

Yeah, she doesn't have a wealth check. Did you click on the video?

Damn, I'd GF her up.

Remember I said, oh, are you Connor's viewer? I was like, please don't be my viewer, please don't be my viewer.

Please don't say you're my viewer. I do not claim you.

Oh God, probably the worst experience I've ever had streaming.

No, take care, take care. Her eyebrows too thin though.

See, like a big streamer like Amaru or Pokimane, I'm like meh. But then see some random girl like that and I'm like, oh my God, she's beautiful. It's just, I don't know, like

I think just being a normal girl

rather than an influencer or celebrity makes them more attractive to me.

Yeah, girl next door look,

easy on the eyes.

Nice and normal.

Oh God, I never looked at like an influencer girl and thought, wow, she's so good looking.

A normal girl? What, the Merkel girl? God, I hate her. She was so bitchy in that drama Suits. Even in the show, she was like really bitchy.

She's not even good looking.

Oh God,

you know one woman I find really hot? The Prime Minister of Italy. She's really pretty.

What's her name?

Uh,

uh, Giorgia Meloni.

She's hot.

She got a nice smile,

big eyes.

Damn, she's 48 years old though. How— what does she look like when she was young? Young?

Damn, she was hot when she was young.