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My mum walked in on us 😳

2020-03-24 · 12 min

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    What's going

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    on?

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    We're making

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    sextape.

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    In the garden.

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    It's already going empty again.

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    It's making a whizzing noise.

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    Yes. Ew, it's squirting!

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    My turn.

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    13, was it?

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    One more time.

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    2, 3, fail.

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    That's not how you use it. It's not a

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    hammer. There's an axe. I can get you the

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    axe. Axe? I want an axe.

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    Film me sawing. Okay. Which parts

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    should I saw? Here? Yes,

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    do it. Daniel sawing.

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    Yeah.

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    How do you like it, Daniel?

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    Are you having fun? One and one scissors.

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    The scissors is for cutting big plant.

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    Cut this one. No, that's a blueberry. No,

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    it's a fruit tree. When will it come out?

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    Got the dead one. Then you start from

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    here.

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    What? Start from the bottom to the top.

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    The small chunk first.

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    It's going pretty well.

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    Yeah. Yes.

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    Faster,

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    faster!

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    Almost.

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    Oh yeah, wait,

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    let me kick it. Hey, go! No, no!

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    This is a bit crazy.

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    Flavie, you cut yourself.

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    My leg is not happy.

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    Oh, I think you need oil.

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    Yeah, and extend your

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    cut in quarter. We need a ladder so

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    I can climb up there. And then what will

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    you do? Yeah, I'll cut that bit off.

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    Smaller.

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    Do it. The whole

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    tree is moving. Oh my

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    God, it's coming up! She's pulling it up.

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    Wait, mind your head!

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    Now another one.

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    Watching him.

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    It cut from the bottom.

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    There he is.

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    Got an axe. My axe. Go hang a coat there.

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    Me? Daniel, how you manage to start

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    falling? Why cutting the whole thing down?

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    But not this one. Oh yeah, what are you

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    doing? This one broken.

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    I cut this all day. How do I get up

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    there? No, do this one. Film me.

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    What are you doing?

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    That's not how you use it. Film me. How do

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    you do it? I'll try and climb up.

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    It's too high. Jump! It's gonna

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    fall on my face. Cut from the bottom. No,

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    cut it from the bottom first.

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    Yeah, one by one, because it's

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    falling on the floor. I want to cut this

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    bit off. Oh,

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    this bit's loose.

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    So spiky.

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    Yes, good job,

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    Daniel in his natural habitat. I'm scared.

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    No, I can't saw like this.

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    Now make monkey sounds.

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    Stop, you can't saw like that. Here, I

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    give it to you.

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    Can I do it? Okay,

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    I take off my shoe. Working like

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    what? What? Trying to get

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    that top branch. Be careful, you're not

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    going up to saw the fucking tree. What?

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    Give me the thingy. Daniel,

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    Daniel, did she hurt

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    herself? I don't know, she fell down. Ah,

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    get away from there!

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    This is It's not helping anything.

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    Mira, you fall now, you got to be in a

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    hospital. No, I'm safe.

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    Is it doing anything? Yeah, keep going.

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    Daniel, I don't know. I'm hot.

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    I want to take off my sweater. Get naked.

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    What are you doing?

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    Taking off my sweater.

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    Oh, okay, give me the saw again.

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    Yeah, it's working.

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    This looks so funny. Too many dust is

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    coming up.

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    You should pay me some money. Stop

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    shouting, I'm doing labor. You're living

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    for free here.

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    Okay, we can stand on this.

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    Why is it in the ground?

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    Go. Okay, put this here

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    and now I can saw.

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    Yeah, it's working.

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    So tired.

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    How did you do this? It's too hard. Keep

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    going.

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    Oh,

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    I think almost. No,

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    is it filming?

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    Uh, yes.

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    Wait, did you do it with the back? Why?

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    You should do it with the front. The

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    front's blunt anyway.

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    Stupid tray.

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    Oh my God, I didn't

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    expect that. Oh my God, look, the top is

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    falling off too. You can just pull it.

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    Yeah, we did

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    it! Okay,

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    Daniel, don't murder— not the actual tree.

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    Nice work. Yes, very nice work.

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    You killed it. It'll be fine.

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    Now let's do this one. Now look here,

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    this one's easier. Is it? It's only— it's

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    only slightly attached.

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    Wow, nice view.

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    Fields of Harrietsham,

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    welcome.

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    What's over here?

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    It says caution, cows with calves can be

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    Take nothing but photographs.

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    Bull in field. There's a bull. Where's the

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    Moo moo.

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    Do you have a sleeping bag? No.

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    We should sleep up here. It would be so

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    scary up here. Is it? It probably would

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    be. It'd be nice to see the sky.

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