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Testing.

Look at my savings.

My stock's ripping. I'm up nearly £600.

Yeah, but I've got to pay overdraft soon. I'll be back down to £6K, back down to £6,200.

Oh, I'm at 570 now.

Yeah, payments are for iPhone,

although I might send it back. Not sure yet.

No, I like the phone. It's just I don't know if it's worth keeping. I like the money more.

Maybe I get a new phone.

Like, uh, what's a cool phone?

Hello, Ohio. How your day?

Your day good?

Haven't seen you in ages. Where'd you go?

You got bored? How dare you!

Oh no, you're banned. Fucking banned.

Yeah, I had to ban Mummy, unfortunately.

Because I have to protect myself.

I don't want to ban you,

um, but if you don't heed my warnings, I will have to.

Before Subhani.

Highlights were I went back to my mum's house for 2 weeks, saw my nephew, saw Pushkin, came back to Devon.

That is it.

It's okay being back,

just planning my next move.

Damn, gold's at $4,000 per ounce now. That's crazy. Maybe time to sell soon. I'm up 18%. £370 gains.

Don't know where I'm moving. Secret location.

Pushkin sits on my lap now, actually. He's never done that before, but he started sitting on my lap. It was really weird.

Maybe because my mum stopped giving him attention because she was with the baby all the time. He felt lonely, and then the baby left, and then she started like cuddling and carrying him again. So he was probably missing that.

Yeah, maybe I'll go home for Christmas. Tonight,

could do,

but do

I do wish I didn't live so far away from Kent. Takes 6 hours or something, even though it's just a 4-hour drive. Because of traffic and charging my car takes nearly 6 hours. And then if the traffic's bad, it takes me 7 hours.

When I came back, the traffic here in around Stonehenge was so bad, just completely blocked up.

And all it takes is one tractor to slow everything down. There's no way to overtake.

They've got a few stretches of dual carriageway,

but it doesn't last very long.

And they alternate it between one side is single carriageway and the other side is the dual carriageway, and then they switch it over. Why can't they just make the whole thing a dual carriageway?

So all this land, because the countryside is big, and then they squeeze us all in a tiny single

carriageway because some farmer has a bush. Just cut the stupid bush back and then you could widen the road.

Stupid, isn't it?

Yep, so

glad to be home.

Yeah, I'm missing the garden a bit, but the weather's not very nice,

so probably you wouldn't really want to go out anyway.

I saw this big fly get stuck in a spider web down there in that corner, and then this skinny little spider, probably a tenth of its size, just snuck up on it, started wrapping it up with its long legs.

Now it sucks it dry. That's why those, those spiders, the skinny ones with the long legs, Apparently they're like the most deadly ones, not because they got big fangs and they're like deadly and strong, because they've got those long legs and they can spin large prey and wrap them all up, and the prey can't move anymore, gets

exhausted, and then all it has to do is like step in and then inject some venom or poison, whatever it has.

Imagine getting eaten by something 10% your size. So I always look at cows, they're so big and strong, and then they're getting farmed by us. Imagine getting farmed by something so much smaller and weaker than yourself. Be like getting farmed by a little gnome, like little 2-foot-tall gnome midgets farming you. Just punch it in the face. They're

so strong, they get farmed.

That's the thing with prey herbivores. When you've got horns and muscles and power, then they don't use it and they just run away. They're so stupid.

Imagine getting farmed by tiny little 2-legged ape things.

You notice carnivores never hunt other carnivores. They always hunt herbivores. Like, they only pick on things that can't defend themselves.

That's why they're called predators.

Bunch of wusses.

They don't like it when the prey fights back.

Right, I've got to book a hotel.

Hmm, going on a road trip this weekend.

Road trip, yeah.

Spend all my money.

Yay! I managed to get my computer parts down to £1,900.

I got Prime Day savings and everything, and there's a 2-year finance plan, 0% interest, £80 a month available. I don't know if I'll get it.

Yeah, I'm not streaming it.

There's a massive carnival down in town today.

The whole place is chaotic. They've closed off part of the road in the town, turned the whole thing into a one-way system, so if you want to go back up, you've got to go all the way around the town first. And there's massive rides and food stalls. I saw them prepping it yesterday. I'm not going.

They had some Japanese food trucks as well.

Utter chaos for the taxi drivers and lorry drivers and bus drivers. I mean, everyone really. It's kind of stupid. I mean, they shut down half the road system for this stupid fair. It's called the Goose Fair. I think it's to celebrate the harvest moon. I think it's like Harvest Moon now,

celebrating the last harvest.

Steeped in tradition.

No, I'm not going to the carnival.

Stupid trolls will be like, oh, why is he filming

children. Obviously there's going to be children there.

Thought maybe I'd get a dehumidifier.

It would help dry my laundry in the house.

Pro Breeze, £127.

Although it's drying not bad. It seems to dry better when I put it in this room than the conservatory, which is strange because at my mum's house she always puts the laundry in the conservatory and it dries really quickly. But for some reason my conservatory, I don't know, I think the conservatory here is kind of rubbish because

it's all got gaps in between the frames. We've got like little gaps.

I think my dad built a much, um, better weather-sealed conservatory. I don't know what's wrong with this one. I feel like I could gently push on the walls and it creaks and the gaps flex.

But I thought ventilation would be good for drying the laundry, but when I dried laundry in a conservatory and it was cold, it froze overnight. My laundry froze earlier this year when I tried drying it in the conservatory.

£127. Should I?

I don't know. I mean, it's drying now. It's fine, I guess.

It also prevents mold.

If there's mold, just, I don't know, scrape it off.

Because when the laundry dries, all the moist— all the wetness is going into the room, isn't it?

Yeah, I don't want to spend more on a house I don't even know if I'm going to stay here.

I'm itching for a reason to leave.

I would like to move. Uh, maybe to around maybe the Cotswolds,

Andover, Basingstoke, Oxford, maybe around there. Then I'll be in the middle of the country, so to get to any end of the country would be a lot easier. Imagine if you lived in Cornwall, to get anywhere would be a nightmare.

I mean, if I get one and leave, I just bring it with me to my new place. It's not like if I get it, it's gonna be stuck here. It's pretty portable.

Just take it with me.

I don't want to spend £100. I'm spending so much this month already.

Going back to my mum's house is kind of tempting.

Imagine the money I could save. I'd easily get back over 10K savings just within a few months.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind living closer to family.

Where everyone tuning in from today?

嗯。

It's not that cold, still wearing a t-shirt.

Yeah, Kent is a bit expensive.

You're not wrong there, buddy.

I think I found somewhere.

嗯。

I wish I could get a place with a fireplace. That'd be nice. Imagine burning fire

in the winter. Do you think that's cheaper than electric heating?

I don't know.

Ah, shit.

My YouTube channel's completely dead.

Just not having got like one comment. From Andy, good old Andy.

Even gaming channel's completely dead.

Can't believe this is how it ends.

But what can you do against such dark forces of evil?

Oh, getting cold now.

You know, do something really big like

find another Japanese woman, marry her, and then divorce. As if that's gonna work again.

Because what else can you do, really?

Only thing that gets any views is when you involve other people, but I don't want to do that.

Other people's just trouble, isn't it?

I'd rather just let my channel die, to be honest.

I don't regret letting it die. I feel like I don't really have any choice. There's nothing I can do.

Sometimes you just gotta let go,

move on.

I've been mentally preparing myself to let go for years,

and now I feel like I can actually just do it and let it go.

It was inevitable.

If the Kick money dries up, then it truly is over. Got to get a job,

cuz

even streaming every day on YouTube before Kick, I was only making about

$1,200 a month, it's not enough. My expenses are way more than that,

and without any content, no one's gonna watch the streams anyway, let alone donate.

Yeah, plan B is get a job. It's not really any other choice.

I'll just go back to my mum's house and live off $1,000 a month, which is fine, I guess,

but I want to do other things in life.

I don't just want to sit at my mum's house doing nothing all day. I want to travel and do stuff, buy stuff.

Okay, go hotel.

Um.

Day, Wednesday, Thursday. Okay.

I'll just get any job.

Anything that I can get, really.

I'm not going to say what it is. I mean, what— I mean,

I'm not going to say anything. There's no point anymore.

Okay,

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Now the grind begins.

13 hours to go. I haven't even done 1 hour yet. Oh my fucking God.

嗯。

Remember before, every day I was like, I need to go outside, I need to go to Kit Hill.

Now I just don't really care if I have to sit in the house all day. I mean, the weather's horrible anyway.

Before, I was so desperate to get out and go somewhere for the stream. Now I don't have to worry about it. I mean, I'd lose viewers by going out, if anything.

Well, I still have adventures, I just don't stream it.

Unfortunately, no, I'm not bringing my screen onto the stream. Be scared. One accidental slip and it's all over,

screenshotted forever.

And one thing that terrifies me about streaming— there's 2 things actually.

Um, number one, accidentally showing something on screen that I shouldn't. And number 2,

something someone else says on stream,

or accidentally showing something on stream that I shouldn't. Streaming is very scary. You can't edit it. If there's a video, you like check the footage later, edit it, think, uh, maybe I should cut that out. When you stream, it's all up straight away and you know someone's clipped it already.

Risky, dangerous business, streaming.

If I could choose between being a vlogger and a streamer, be a vlogger any day. But then you need hundreds of thousands of views, and I don't really want to be that famous, and it's extremely difficult to get hundreds of thousands consistently.

Extremely difficult that everything you say can be twisted against you.

It doesn't— you just can't run your mouth off it. As you like anymore.

Every word has to be carefully considered before you say it.

My lungs are fine.

No, you basically have to be like a politician. Those people have to be even more careful.

Anything they say

can be used against them.

I used to be so naive thinking, oh, I can just say anything.

You know, people like Farage, Trump, Andrew Tate,

They got the top lawyers.

They can just blow millions on lawyers and legal fees,

get away with loads of stuff, can't you? You got the money.

Imagine the number of cases and legal stuff against these people.

Elon Musk too must have dozens of cases open against him with teams of lawyers.

Ah, 1 hour done, 13 to go.

Damn, gold's ready.

Oh, gold's at $4,040 an ounce.

I don't know when to get out. I thought maybe $4,200, which would be in

another 4%. I might sell. I'm up 20%. I'm up £380.

I mean, there could be a pretty big pullback.

Bitmine's bouncing.

Yeah, I do all my trading on Trading 212 now. I don't use Freetrade anymore. Trading 212 is way better. You get daily interest, it's free, unlike Freetrade, which is ironic.

It's got a way better website. The Freetrade website's rubbish. It's got actual charts and candle bars on Trading 212. You can do investing, you can do CFDs.

I think it's great. It's even got like a debit card with cashback.

You get a bit annoyed if people slag off trains

once you— what's wrong with it?

Oh no, they make money off your trades. So how— I mean, what's wrong with that? I make money, they make money.

How are they gonna make money if they don't make money off your trades? Then what's the point of them doing it?

What business doesn't make money off of your activity. So the whole point of a business is to make money, isn't it?

I mean, how am I getting scammed?

I don't understand that argument.

Every single company out there is making money off of you. So it's saying, oh, Netflix Making money off your viewing.

Yeah, so what's wrong with that? McDonald's making money off you being hungry. Spam.

I think Trading 212 is great, better than eToro.

I did that copy trade for several years and I think I just— I sold everything with a slight loss following this guy for 2 years. He kept buying rubbish. I don't know what his portfolio is like now, maybe it's doing good.

And his name was J Nemesis. What

a stupid name. I only followed him, copied him, because he was the most copied trader on the website. He had like 50,000 copiers.

What time? 11 o'clock.

I've got my weekend planned.

Damn, look at gold.

I

think it is dry.

Oh, there's some rubbish going out tonight.

No,

spasm.

Hmm, Refuge is

next Thursday. Fuck.

Got a month of rotting food.

Is

it just cold? Oh, it's still wet.

Socks are dry,

kind of.

There's a cat at my door. I've not seen— I don't think I've seen that cat before.

He's still wet. All right.

The spider's still feasting on that big fly it caught yesterday,

having its breakfast.

I

don't know if I've seen that cat before or not. It looks kind of different to the other one.

This is

clean. What's that for one?

I've got hot dogs, rustless garlic bread.

嗯。

All your food is processed junk. Well, everything is processed, isn't it?

Unless you're just eating raw ingredients with no sauce. No seasoning. I mean, even if you get some spaghetti with sauce, that's processed, got sodium, MSG. What am I supposed to eat then? Just white bread? I mean, even white bread is processed. You should get brown bread.

Meat and veg. So I'm just supposed to eat meat and veg on its own with nothing? It's bland.

Boring, uninspired.

It's funny, either people complain that I don't season my food, or they say that I eat over-seasoned food, also known as processed food. Can't win, can you? If I just ate a piece of chicken with some salt, they'd be like, oh, he doesn't season his food.

How am I supposed to eat then?

Stick of celery.

I had some grapes yesterday. It's not processed.

Do you really want to live to 100 if it means you can't enjoy anything in life? Living to 80 compared to living to 100, is it really worth living those extra 20 years when you're ugly old?

Can't do anything, probably crippled, probably can't drive. I mean, have you ever seen an 80, 90-year-old driving?

No sex. The hell are you supposed to do then?

Unless you got grandkids that you want to spend time with. Then what is there worth living for? I mean, no food, no sex,

look ugly every day, hair's all falling out.

Guess you could play video games.

I think after,

after 60 You, you're basically done with life and you're just like free rolling.

It's like bonus time.

I'm pretty healthy. I haven't been sick all year. I've been not sick for 10 months.

Last time I got sick was December.

I mean, Gandalf smokes a pipe all the time and he's pretty old,

but he's also immortal.

What do you mean Gandalf isn't real? Okay, and Jesus isn't real. If you say Gandalf's not real.

What? My hot dogs are not rotten. What are you talking about?

I don't eat that many hot dogs, although I will now because I bought a jar of hot dogs. I still got 5 left.

Yeah, well, my dad never smoked and he still got pneumonia.

I was really sad that Michael Mosley guy died. I used to watch him all the time on TV about, uh, health and fitness stuff, and then he just went on a hike in Greece and then disappeared. I don't know if they found his body. They say he fell off into the sea. That was sad. Do you think

it was suicidal? Why did he just go off trekking into the middle of nowhere on his own?

They did find him. Didn't they say he was dehydrated and tripped or something? I don't know. Yeah, I like that guy. He was nice.

How did he not bring enough water? I don't get it. Supposed to be smart.

Better show my face.

For some reason they think when I do this camera angle that I'm not here, even though you can obviously see my legs. Maybe because the camera is so still it looks like it's on a tripod and I'm just gone. It's so stupid.

Now I can't pick my nose.

That's like, imagine I get a mannequin just with legs and then I attach the tripod to where the torso should be and I point it down so it looks like it's my legs.

That'd be funny.

The owner of Taiwanese Girl wonders why my Instagram's disappeared. I didn't even give her my contact details.

It's funny, after doing YouTube for so long where I cared so much about the camera angle,

having like perfect angle to make myself look good.

And now just showing all these really unflattering angles and realizing no one actually cares. Only I cared about it.

Like, I also made a big fuss about using a mic. I plugged in mic all the time. I stopped using the mic. No one said anything. No one cares. Only you care. Well, not you, I mean me. And when I stopped caring, I realized no one actually cared anyway. Even like with my skin, I spent so many

years hiding my bad skin thinking if I ever showed my bad skin, everyone's gonna be like, ew, and then stop watching. I've got a nice big pimple.

It's actually kind of nice when you just stop caring. You realize you're kind of stupid for caring that much in the first place.

Everything you care about, you can stop caring about.

All your insecurities.

Stocks and shares ISA up £570.

Crazy.

Well, I saw loads of fat guys in China with their bellies out. I heard in China the guys, um, they take pride in having a big belly. Means they're being fed well. They just roll up their shirt and have it all hanging out.

It's like a sign of abundance.

If you're skinny, it's like you're some peasant being starved in North Korea.

Everything in Asia is just the other way around. Being fair-skinned is attractive, being tanned is unattractive. In the UK, people want to get tanned.

Being fat is attractive if you're a man.

In Japan, being bald used to be attractive, where they would shave all the hair off even if they weren't bald. The samurai hairstyle.

And they just left the sides. What is that? Such an ugly haircut. The Edo period hairstyle.

Imagine they bring that back.

Yeah, crooked teeth attractive. The yaiba. The— what's it? The double layer tooth. In America, everyone's so obsessed with getting completely white teeth, really straight.

People kept going on about my teeth. I bet you they were American.

I wouldn't mind if they were a bit less yellow. I got those whitening— you know, you put the— it's like a mold and you put this gel in it and then you clamp on it. I hated it. I kept— my saliva kept drooling out. I was like Drowning in saliva, and it didn't even do anything. I got

those whitening strips, didn't do anything.

It's the damn coffee, but

I love coffee. Caffeine, my favorite.

Caffeine and sugar

and nicotine.

This is what Kick wants.

This is Kick's idea of what streamers should do,

else no more KPP.

Getting hungry.

Nearly down 2 hours, 11 more to go.

Easy money, easy.

50 years. I wish this last 50 years I've been a millionaire.

Imagine how much money I'd make if I was able to do this for 50 years.

嗯，嗯，嗯。

嗯嗯。

Yeah, having so much fun streaming.

This

is so fun.

嗯。

The filter's already on max. My phone's overheating.

Oh, get hot.

I

got satay chicken.

With hash brown? Doesn't look like it.

Why

is it called hash brown? It's not even brown.

Yellow hash yellow.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the new Pro Max design.

Oh, getting cold.

My heater uses 2 kilowatts per hour. That's 40, probably more like 50 pence an hour.

You run it all day, it's like £5 a day.

I put it on low setting, it might be more like 1 kilowatt now. Still though, 25 pence an hour.

I'm awake maybe 14 hours a day.

That's £100 heating.

Electric bill is gonna be like £300 a month probably.

No, no, gold's tanking.

There's no sun. The conservatory is even colder. It's just cloudy all the time.

The sun heats up my mum's house so well, but it's like my house is blocked from the sun. By the upstairs and the neighbor's house. And then in the morning, I guess it might warm up the front of the house, but I'm not in the front of the house, only for cooking food. And then this bit in

the middle is blocked by the conservatory or the front of the house or the top of the house. So it's— this middle room is completely shielded from the sun all the time. Now, any part gets warm is conservatory if the sun's out, which is never out.

It was nice having the tiles for summer, barefoot.

Yeah, all 2 weeks of the summer.

I

think my favorite thing about my house is my sofa. It's so comfy. I love how wide it is. Oh, I've seen some bad sofas out there. No back support, not wide enough, no L-shape. I really love my sofa,

and my bed's pretty nice.

I like how wide my bed is.

Must be even colder in the north.

Fingernail crunchy.

The cold floor leeches so much heat from your body.

嗯。

Mm,

smells nice.

Whoa.

The one good thing that came out of Malaysia— or did it? Don't know. Satay chicken.

Malaysia is not really known for a lot, is it? Petronas Towers, rubber tree plantations. Invaded by

the Japanese.

Petronas Towers. Didn't I say that already?

It's not junk food, it's potato and chicken. Very healthy.

Kind of smells like curry.

I think it's good. Hmm, quite good.

Hash

browns, so

Hash brown has such a comforting, warm feeling.

Satay chicken.

I had fruit yesterday, I had 2 oranges and a bowl of grapes.

I haven't been eating a lot of vegetables recently.

I can't be bothered. I just take my multivitamin pill.

For

vitamins. Uh, that's a bit of wood. Why is there a bit of wood on it?

You know, there's 2 types of people in the world.

Imagine you're in a zombie apocalypse and you're in a safe house, it's all boarded up, you got food, and then someone starts banging on the door from the outside saying, help, Let me in, please.

You got 2 types of people. One type wants to help and let them in. The other type tells them to go away because they might be infected. You know, it's another extra mouth to feed as well.

Which type are you?

There's pros and cons of letting him in and leaving him out. Now, pros of letting him in: he might not be infected, he might be a good guy, an extra helping hand can be helpful.

Cons: he might be crazy, he might be infected and hiding it.

He might jeopardize the whole safe house. Might be crazy. By opening the door, you risk your safety. Then pros and cons of telling him to fuck off. You keep the safe house safe.

Cons, you might be turning away someone who could actually be helpful.

Also, I think you get the guilt, and guilt eat away at you.

Where's your humanity?

And then there's pros and cons of both decisions.

I mean, obviously the right thing to do would be let him in because he's a human being.

But the right thing to do isn't always the best thing to do, is it?

Tricky, isn't it?

You either be cold-hearted and look out for yourself

Or you think, what's the point living anymore without your humanity?

Don't know what I'd do. I mean, if it's a hot girl, I'll let her in. If it's a guy, tell him to sling his boots.

That's why this immigration, anti-immigration, pro-immigration thing's so tricky.

You either get eaten alive by zombies or you get eaten alive by your guilt.

Choose your pick.

There's no right decisions.

Oh, that satay chicken was nice. Slightly spicy, nice, warms up your tongue.

Save the rest for

later.

Back to face cam. Might make a Jasmine too, don't know.

I might make

a tea.

Exercise in

2 hours.

My favorite crisps, Oolongs.

No, I don't think I'll buy a computer.

No, gracias.

Battlefield's boring. It's just 80 people running around a big map shooting each other.

Die, respawn, die, respawn, die, respawn.

I remember playing Battlefield 1, the one set in World War I. It was so boring.

You just run to this point, capture it, lose another point, go to another point, capture that.

Die, respawn, die, respawn.

I hate it when your contribution just feels like— because there's so many players, whatever you do barely makes a difference compared to when it's just 10 people, 5 versus 5, like Rainbow Six. What you do has more weight.

I don't like how many players are in Battlefield.

I don't like how big the map is. I don't like the vehicles.

I hate the snipers.

I hate the tanks.

Not a massive fan of FPS games.

What don't I hate? Cheese and onion hula hoops.

嗯。

So where's everyone tuning on from today, guys?

We're tuning in from

That's great. I love all the countries so much.

I was thinking if I get a Rubik's Cube, at least I can fiddle with something on stream

and take forever to do, which is the whole point.

I might get one.

£5.

I can't believe no one thought to get me one.

Yeah, I played chess. I used to be in the chess club at school.

My mum is surprisingly good at chess and she beat me a lot and I'd get mad.

£6. Buy now.

2-year payment plan, 20p a month.

Bye-bye-bye.

I remember my dad beat me at mini golf and I got mad and I stormed off back to the hotel room alone.

We stayed at Center Parcs.

I was about 13 or 14. We played mini golf, crazy golf, and he beat me really badly. I threw my golf club and I just stormed off back to the room on my own. I was like, how can my dad beat me? I'm the special one.

I'm supposed to win at everything.

I get so mad at Crazy Golf, it's so annoying.

Sucks when you suck at everything.

Yeah, I definitely had main character syndrome where I felt like I'm the main character, I should win everything.

I was not a good loser.

嗯，啊。 Jasmine tea really hits the spot.

I like how the flavor is very mild but soothing.

Reminds me of those Chinese restaurants, get the little cup and the little teapot.

Whoa, my portfolio is ripping! I'm at £5,870.

Come on,

6K! I'm up £580 since I bought my stocks and shares ISA.

Stocks and shares.

Why is it stocks and shares? I thought a share is a stock.

What's the difference between a stock and a share?

Portfolio update. I am up 19% on gold, I'm up 17% on Bitmine, up 5% on Vantage S&P 500, and up 0.8% financials. The financials really not really doing anything. Just completely flat since June, really.

Imminent breakout.

Last 3 months being completely flat.

Ask AI. AI analysis.

Analyzing fundamentals. Portfolio has grown 16% with high volatility driven by concentrated holdings in gold and financial stocks. It thinks Bitmine is a financial stock, not a crypto stock. Notably, a 28% gold ETF and a high beta financial sector. Top gainers include gold and tech stocks. While overall risk remains elevated due to sector concentration and asset volatility. Uh,

I don't know what beta value is.

I can't max out because I don't have $20K.

Top gainers: iShares Physical Gold ETF, Bitmain Immersion, 18% return.

No significant losings. The portfolio leans towards growth with high price-to-earnings ratio of 29.39,

suggesting expectations of future earnings growth.

I looked up about my gold ETF because Dave Gibson was asking about it. Apparently the gold is in a vault in London. And it's a fund managed by BlackRock, but BlackRock doesn't own the gold, so I don't know who owns the gold. The British government?

It's weird how we care so much about gold. It's just this metal in a vault doing nothing.

You might as well just replace it with, I don't know,

perfectly round stones.

Just a bunch of minerals mined out the ground, smelted, sits in a vault doing nothing.

Yeah, well, I've got scarcity. I'm the only Daniel in the world. I'm not worth $4,000 an ounce.

You can chop me up and use me as coins.

This is all kind of silly.

If London nukes— if Russia nukes London, your gold would vanish. Yeah, but wouldn't that make the value of gold go up? Because now there's less gold.

But then my gold in my gold ETF doesn't exist anymore. So how does that work?

If the scarcity is zero, I mean 100%, because there's none of it left, then shouldn't it skyrocket? If there's no gold left, can't get scarcer than it not existing.

Imagine all the gold disappears but your one gold ring on your fingers, only gold. Then wouldn't that mean your, your gold ring would be worth all of the gold that existed that's gone now? I don't really know how it works.

Shouldn't invest in something if you don't understand how it works. That's like saying you shouldn't drive a car if you don't understand how a combustion engine works.

You shouldn't not do things just because you don't understand how it works. I mean, I don't understand how a computer works. I'm still using it.

I still got 2 hours until market opens. Stay dragging. It's raining.

I wonder what David Bond is up to these days.

Banging his girl in the jungle. Jungle sex sounds kind of hot.

Doing it in the mud,

up against the palm tree.

Impregnating the whole village.

Hot now.

I don't know when I'll move out. I am thinking about it.

So who do I message, the landlord or the real estate agent, to get the ball rolling?

I think I won't bother fixing the plug or the lawn. I mean, the garden. I'll just let them take it out of my deposit. I don't

care. This is so annoying. The garden's full of weeds again. I can't mow it. I'm not gonna pluck every little weed out hand by hand, one by one.

Yeah, if I give them notice, then they got to do viewings whilst I'm here, because I did viewings and it still had the people's stuff in it. So I'd probably just leave. I mean, just because I've given 2 months notice doesn't mean I have to stay here for 2 months. I just leave as soon as I've— as

soon as I give— I mean, I just start moving stuff back now.

I go back to my mum's,

um, save up a big chunk of money, and then if I am going to move out again, I'd move somewhere a bit closer and not dox myself.

Devon is way cheaper to rent in though. Like, you look at around

Basingstoke. If you set maximum rent to £1,000, barely anything comes up. You put it to £1,500 and then you get like town terrace houses. Oh, this one's quite nice, £1,300.

The further— I mean, the closer to Kent you get, the more expensive it gets to rent a house similar to the one I'm living in.

Manchester was paying £850, I think, but that was back in 2021. It's probably a lot more expensive now.

And well, I mean, the north is a lot cheaper, so

Hot now.

Yeah, without Kick, there's no way I could afford a place that expensive.

We have to split the rent.

嗯。

What do you mean my income is bad and my savings are bad? I've got £7,000 in savings. My income is like £3,000 a month. My savings and income's the best it's ever been.

Hello, TB. No, I'm not tuckered out.

Oh God.

No, nothing bad happened.

It's getting stuffy in it. It's hard to breathe.

I might open the conservatory.

I wondered why I feel kind of uncomfortable. You know, I shut off all the circulation to keep the heat in, and now I'm suffocating.

It's a little stagnant bog developing in the, the camping chair. The person— someone bought me that camping chair. I used it twice and then the weather just started raining every day. I never went back out in the garden to relax.

It wasn't since probably May, I think May And April, I was sitting in the garden a lot because the weather was nice.

I haven't really used that chair much. The only person or thing that used the chair was Mr. Meow Meow.

He used it more than I did.

No, I'm not going out to stream. It's raining.

Yeah, when I tell people I make $3K a month, they're like, wow, I'm in the wrong, wrong job.

And then I'm like, yeah, I don't think you'd want this job, trust me.

Because it could go poof at any moment.

Last month I made— in total I made 2,664. So far this month I've made 1,100. I'm hoping for a solid 3K.

If Bitmain can get to— if Bitmain can get back up to $70 That would be great.

It hit 66 yesterday and then it sold off,

but it was at 72 back in August. If it gets back up there, oh my God,

that's a 17% gain on top of my 18. I'd have 40%. I'd make £500. Off that one trade.

Probably sell it around there.

Hi,

2 hours until market open.

嗯。

Oh no,

I

think laundry's dry.

Kind of, I don't know.

No, it's not.

Okay, done.

Maybe another day.

No, I haven't played Mario Kart in a while.

I think my Switch is dead. I haven't charged it at all.

Just haven't really had the time.

I've been So busy

doing nothing.

嗯。

9 hours to go. What time is it?

12:40. 1 o'clock, 9, 10, 10 hours to go.

113 hours.

That should make me a nice amount.

I open the door. Stuffy in here.

That's the problem, you see. You shut all the doors and windows to keep it warm, and then you get all stuffy. And you open it to ventilate and then it gets cold. Smells like fertilizer outside. Farmers are spreading.

Are they filming season 5 of Clarkson's Farm yet?

I need more.

I need more Clarkson's Farm.

嗯，嗯。

I made 1,100 from all combined income sources.

I wonder how much YouTube's going to pay me? Probably like $300.

So I made

$256 in September plus

Plus, whoa, 183. Nice. That Silksong video really saved my butt.

I made $440 in September on YouTube, which is £320.

My Silksong video

got some good views.

So that's $320 from YouTube. I'm gonna put that into my spreadsheet now.

I'll get it in 12 to 14 days. So I made $1,400 this month so far.

I wonder if I allocate a couple hours in the evening at some point this week for a YouTube stream,

keep the numbers going.

I don't know about Battlefield. I've tried doing Battlefield videos before. And they always flop. Same with Call of Duty.

It just doesn't work.

I think because the audience for Battlefield and Call of Duty games are just stupid dumb kids that probably aren't looking for reviews,

and they go watch someone like Jackfrags

Never had any success doing do not buy.

Yeah, it's also— I feel like the more niche the game is, the more successful the do not buy thing works,

apart from Elden Ring.

I've got like 50k views on my Darkest Dungeon 2 video.

Hades 2 was a flop.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I owe my mum because she helped me with my car. My taxes.

Simple answer for a simple time.

嗯。

Yeah, I do miss my mum sometimes.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? The new viewers can't chat because you got to be following for a month.

That's why they're so quiet.

You have to earn the right

to chat by being a loyal follower of a month.

Where everyone tuning in from Tonight, guys?

Where everyone tuning in from

tonight, guys?

What's your favorite color? Write in chat now.

Wow, really? That's amazing. I like that color too.

What's your favorite food, guys?

Please tell me, because I really care so much.

啊。

Can I rent 2 houses at the same time?

I found a pretty nice house.

It's got central heating, garage.

I'm just wondering if it's worth moving.

I'm not showing you the house. Are you crazy?

I'm not even gonna say where it is.

Come on, market, tank!

Usually around 8:30 US time, something happens an hour before market opens.

Where's Traveling Trader? My God,

everyone's gone on about stupid Xbox Game Pass now. Who cares?

I feel like Chris hasn't posted anything in ages.

A month ago. He's slacking now.

101 things to do in Tokyo. Let me guess, get sushi and then get ramen and yakitori and then onsen and then visit a temple and then visit a shrine and then dress up as a geisha.

I don't know how he does it.

Oh, he's just advertising his stupid SIM card. The whole video is just an ad for his stupid eSIM.

Who the fuck starts an eSIM company?

Really fun place to be. It's a place where the coffee tastes like somebody cares. Vintage clothing rests on— wow, vintage clothing and coffee. Good as this. Gotta get through the aisles of Tamagotchis, masks, and stylish clocks first. It's an honestly bafflingly random store. Beckoned a samurai lord. Just, just so good. Charlotte and I always buy them for

each other. As a design museum, a silent— as a design museum. Why does he make his voice more gravelly on purpose? There's one cool thing about Spring Valley. Like he's trying to sound like David Attenborough. Home to two of my favorite shrines in the whole of Tokyo. See, that was his normal voice, but then he makes it

all gravelly artificially. First up is Hiei Shrine, a small sanctuary— a small shrine! Skyscrapers, and also until the local beer factory Started to grow that the whole city started to grow, started to develop with it, with the entire district ultimately being named. It's kind of cool. There's a lot of traffic around, so it sort of takes away

a little bit of the magic. But the architecture is absolutely stunning. A thousand power. Kilogram. What sounds kilogram part? The hammer. The hammer. While we're busy uploading our consciousness onto USB sticks. Kamakura also. I went to Kamakura. I went to Kamakura with that Japanese man. What was his name?

Kurihara. I think that was his name. People used to call him Kuri-chan because kuri means chestnut in Japanese.

Met him at the guest house, and then one day he just said. Daniel, let's go to Kamakura. And I said okay, and he took me to the big Buddha. And then he wants to hang out again, and then I didn't really tell him very well that I didn't want to meet. I accidentally agreed to, to hang out

with this Korean guy instead, and I thought I made it clear that I wasn't going to hang out with the Kurihara guy, but I didn't communicate it properly. He showed up at my room anyway. I was still in bed and I get a knock on my door and it's him.

And then I basically just say,

oh, I can't go today, sorry. And then I just shut the door on him. He was like, what? And then I never heard from him ever again.

I said something like, oh, it's raining. I wonder if we can go. And then he was like, 大丈夫. And I was like, I think I didn't say anything, so I didn't make it clear that I didn't, didn't want to go.

I remember we went to the— before I ghosted him to his face, we went to Kamakura and we went to Starbucks and he smoked, so we went in the smoking section. And I was just sitting in the smoking section thinking, oh God, I'm gonna get lung cancer. I was very anti-smoking back then. And then he— I remember

him asking me about my dad, like, what did my dad do for a living? I said engineer.

Yeah, I was more open-minded to hanging out with guys back in the early 2010s.

But there are 600 restaurants crammed into it. 600 restaurants all selling the same fucking thing. To solve Tokyo's digital broadcast problem, shoe repair shops and DVD dispensaries. DVD dispensaries. And the bars look like they've been there since President— The bars look like they've been there. Why does he talk like a chain smoker? The building was from original

Famicom. Why is it so much fun making fun of Chris? To mint condition Mega Drives, noodles drenched in oily tonkotsu broth, published in the 10th century. If you're looking— I really doubt there's 101 things in this whole video. Really? I mean, the video is 1 hour 20 minutes long. 100 things? Uh, he has numbers on them. I

just Mailchimp'd my marketing using real-time behavior data. Our orders just Mailchimp-proofed by 9 times. That's Mailchimp-tastic! Mailchimp-erific! Mailchimp-ressive!

Mailchimp. Mailchimp. Damn, she's kind of hot.

Got to get through the aisles of Tamagotchis, masks, and stuff. It's been a while since I saw an Asian woman and I thought, wow. Stylish clocks first. It's an honestly bafflingly random store. I know what I want for my birthday— a ramen clock. Is this genius or is this awful? You decide. That beckoned us. Trust me, this

is the one.

Literally inside hustle and bustle. Where's his eSIM at?

Did he put it at the end of the video or in the middle?

He will own it. The Ferrari of Japanese— the Ferrari. Try taste. Just assuming this is our known mate, they call that borderline pretentious. But when the tea looks and tastes as good as this, there's one cool thing about Spring Valley. You get a flight of beer as well, so you can try all the different types that are

brewed here on site, here in the middle of Shibuya. How to drink a flight of beer with Natsuki: drink them all at once, mixed together. Around the area started to— I want to go there. Its streets align—

come for the streets.

It's absolutely massive. Sea Candle, a 60-meter-tall light heading back on land. Inside, golden deep— people going to— it looks like a An era. Curious. Each seat covers 50 kilometers across Tokyo Tunnel of the Million. Today is actually unsurprising. No, I'm not doing this again ever. My God, took 2 months to make this video. 2 months to make

a video. Oh, there it is, right at the end. As for me, I'm off to film 1,001 things to do in Tokyo. No, I'm not. The outro of the video is longer than my

Normal. Took 2 months to make this video. What were we thinking? If you're coming to Japan, do grab a Journey Japan eSIM, jjesim.com, if you want the best internet connection at all times. But above all, on behalf of myself, Natsuki, and the team, have yourself an amazing time in Japan, and we'll see you.

I thought the whole video was like revolving around the East End, but not true.

Cut him some slack, it's raining.

I need toilet.

嗯。

I got mentally prepare for exercise.

I might just get over and done with now.

Fucking exercise.

Oh yeah.

I can do 10 now, but I swear I used to do 15 in Thailand.

All right, whoa.

Oh

God.

I stopped doing arm raises because it always used to hurt my shoulder. I start getting clicking in my shoulder joint, so I stopped doing it.

It was also the arm raises that kept hurting my back.

I already done push-ups in the morning. It's the first thing I do after coffee.

I have coffee, watch stock videos, I do push-ups, then I shave my beard, and I brush my teeth, shower, dry hair, ready for the day,

ready for life's challenges.

So I'm thinking my time plan.

Um, if I say I want to move out now,

um, I would move out in December, wouldn't I? I go back to my mum's house whenever the fuck I want.

Basically,

maybe I stay at my mum's house for like 6 months, 7 months, save up money, and then

think about getting a new place.

It's completely pointless being here.

Yeah, I hibernate at my mum's house. When spring comes, I start looking for a new place.

I mean, 6 months in my mum's house saving all that money,

I should have quite a lot stacked up.

I'm just thinking, like, no matter what happens,

I, I kind of want to move out anyway,

and then I'll just I could store my stuff in the garage because the garage is pretty empty now,

and my mum's telling me to just move out and come back home anyway.

She's probably not happy that giving £900 a month to some landlord instead of giving it to her.

Just thinking,

not

to do, is there?

Oh

God.

15% invested in gold. I got

The 60% invested in

gold.

How to start move Now recess.

Do I tell landlord or real estate agent?

Next rent was yesterday. I already paid it.

My deposit is 1,100.

I think— I don't really know if there's much to plan for the moving out.

I basically just load my car with as much as I can

And then arrange a van for the sofa and the bed and the washing machine.

Ah, this is— it's a big event, isn't it?

Internet? I just cancelled that online.

I'm also thinking about getting an official diagnosis for autism. How do you do that?

Get diagnosed. I want a certificate.

Private autism testing. I think it could be beneficial if I have like documentation saying saying that I'm mentally retarded.

Private autism testing.

Birmingham? Fuck off.

We offer comprehensive streamlined diagnostic assessment for adults. Adult autism assessments with one of our clinical psychologists, clinical interview.

Yeah, I just want the paper.

£1,800? The fuck?

Neurodivergence consultation, £350. Autism assessment, £1,800. Combined autism and ADHD assessment.

Oh Jesus.

But I don't understand. I mean, couldn't you just answer everything to make it seem like you've got it?

And then also, couldn't you just answer the questions to make it seem like you don't have it?

Then what's the point?

I thought it'd be like a couple hundred pounds. £1,800?

People with autism may experience challenges participating in small talk. Yeah. Understanding tone of voice and nonverbal communication. No, I think I understand that. Facial expressions. No, I understand that. Understanding abstract concepts. I don't know. Finding and maintaining friendships. Yeah, I got that. Engaging in 2 and 3 conversations. Yep. Understanding others' feelings and intentions. Yep. Understanding expressing their

own emotions. Repetitive behaviors. Preference for routine or predictability. Sensitivity to sensory experiences. Just noise. Yeah, and why do you think I've got an electric car? Because I hate the noise of engines. I don't want to drive a car and it's like

Uh, actually, I am autistic. Several people told me, so that means it's true.

Imagine spending £1,800 though.

Can I claim benefits if I'm mentally disabled?

I don't know why I'm scared to pull the trigger on moving out.

Like, what if I tell them I want to move out and then I change my mind and I'm like, actually, I don't want to move out, sorry.

Yeah,

but what do I gain by continuing to live here? That will be undone.

Not just thousands, it cost me tens of thousands.

Yeah, go back, help on the estate,

turn it into a money-making machine. Got land,

got, uh, crops like apples.

Done.

Ah, so nice when you got the exercise done. You don't have to worry about it until 24 hours. Who do you think's stronger? Eddie Hall, who is or was the strongest man in the world, or Arnold Schwarzenegger at his peak? And if Eddie Hall is stronger, then how come he looks fat and Arnold looks ripped,

or used to look ripped.

Ask AI. Eddie Hall was significantly stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger at their respective peaks in terms of raw powerlifting and strongman feats. Deadlift record 500 kg, Eddie Hall. Deadlift record Arnold 322 kg. Damn.

Bench press 300 kg, Arnold 227. Squat 247 kg Arnold, 400 to 450 for Eddie Hall. Jesus. Body weight, 190 kg Eddie Hall, 113 kg for Arnold. Damn, Eddie Hall would wreck Arnold.

Arnold focuses on aesthetics, muscle symmetry, and moderate strength. Eddie Hall focuses maximum strength across varied events.

Eddie trained for brute strength. Arnold trained for hypertrophy and physique.

Arnold was incredibly strong for a bodybuilder, but Eddie's numbers are a different league.

So why does Arnold look stronger?

Arnold posed on stage under perfect lighting, oiled up, flexing every muscle. Why?

Does Eddie have big fat stomach?

His big fat stomach was a strategic part of being one of the strongest men on earth. Massive caloric intake, consumed 10,000 calories a day.

Yeah, you need a big fat stomach for all those calories, don't you?

I can't get big because my stomach's tiny. I get full up eating a muffin.

Strongmen often develop a power belly, mix of muscle and mass, that acts like a built-in lifting belt.

His body was in a constant state of anabolic overload.

Hmm, interesting. It's interesting how bodybuilders look strong, but they aren't as strong as

strongmen.

Like me.

Come on, market, do something.

Boring. Gold is ripping.

Oh, look at gold, it double topped at 4,050.

I do have gold, which means— I mean, gold and the Ethereum or Bitmine Immersion, which is actually more Ethereum-based.

Should change their name to Ethereum Immersion Technologies.

Why move out? To save money.

Although my ultimate goal is I would like to be living in a different house before mid next year. I mean, after mid next year.

I don't know.

Well, maybe he's already hiked the rent since the last person moved out. Maybe the last person who lived here was only paying $800 a month. Ones.

I think maybe I don't act hastily as of right now. I'll think about it.

Damn, Jeremy Clarkson looks so young. No bit.

Should be more apples to play with here.

How many fucking ads? Using Monday.com, it's not for developers. Oh, you have to be in bed by 11. You have to park within 2 feet of a post. You have to keep quiet. You can't have anything. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp. Yeah, but those rules are for the benefit of everybody. They bring strength.

Damn, just 10 years ago they all had brown hair. It's crazy, just 10 years, they all go white. Great. If I was at home now, I could go out, have a fire, have a barbecue, play music loud, do whatever I want. I'd be free. Here I've got a piece of spam on a broken plate. And look at

everybody sitting outside. I like how deep Jeremy's voice is. And look at everybody Sunday night when they can set off home and clog up the roads again. I was angry, so Alan decided I needed cheering up. Alan decided I needed cheering up.

Why is this goat, Alan? What, walking? Yeah. Because, um, well, it's bracing, it's good exercise, it's easy stuff. Look, what am I seeing here that's interesting? I'm from Oxfordshire, which is all green. I've come to Dorset and it's all green. It's a different sort of green though. It isn't. It is. It just isn't. To shut him up,

we did a bit of Top Gear twitching. One is a Jag, new one.

Look at that camper van. What's that? Oh, that works! It's a Westfalia! Oh, it's a Westfalia! After our walk, Jeremy said he'd cook lunch. James, in that shop you went to this morning, did it have any raw prawns? No. Coconut milk? No. Green curry paste? Nope. Coriander leaves? Snake beans? It had some potatoes. Oh, well, chips then.

I've not seen this one.

Classic Top Gear. Everything was catching on fire randomly. Um, Richard? And it was never not funny. You knew it was fake and scripted, but it was still funny. Have you got a fire extinguisher? No, why? How do you put a pan fire out? I like how it's just burning in the background. Richard, are there any water? No,

you saw all of my hair, guys. It is no longer a pan fire, it's a van fire. It is? You are joking.

How in the name of— put it out, put it out! The cushion's on fire now. I made it worse.

I

like, I like how it went from car reviews to just destroying everything, setting stuff on fire. Classic. They never did that on Grand Theft Auto. Grand Tour. Did they? Grand Tour was more about the cards again.

I tried to beat the fire out in ours with that cushion. I threw it out the window and I think I tore it.

Brilliant. The same bed as here.

This van is why you sit in jams all through the summer, so people can come to caravan sites and have fun.

How do I release the excrement? Oh, you're so on your own with that.

4 hours streaming done.

Getting

there, we're getting there.

Minute by minute, second by second.

Look at that bicep.

Arnold would be proud.

All right, test, test, 1, 2, 3. Audio good? Camera good? Okay, this is tough. We're about to go in somewhere I've actively dreaded for a long time. That's somewhere I don't go often. It's somewhere no one deserves to go. We're about to go inside Japan's blandest burger restaurant. Wish me luck.

Here we are, the Tobikiri Cheeseburger. A burger with a sort of sloppy— I remember I got Moss Burger with Blood Bucket. You know, I never had Moss Burger without having cereal after it. I only ever got Moss Burger from Japan twice. One was that very large Japanese lady date in 2017, and then the second time was Blood

Bucket after we banged.

Cheesy oniony mess, rather anemic patty, and the bread's not too bad. I think my problem with Mos Burger is that sort of overhyped nature. People always say, oh my God, Mos Burger, it's like this amazing— it's Japan's native burger brand, it's amazing. It's not. Just because Japan has its own burger brand doesn't mean it's good, right? Everyone

comes to Mos Burger the first time, they're like, oh my Oh my God, it comes in a basket. They always made— they always joked about how it sounds like moss. The best thing to come out of a basket since Moses. And yet look at this cardboard chips. Look at this sloppy messy burger in here. It is very

sloppy and messy. They put like a big thick slice of tomato in it as well. The tomato slice is almost as thick as the patty.

Chips aren't bad.

We've got SMT bearish divergence on ES and NQ, guys,

rejecting off of this value gap and overhead supply. Think looking good for a short.

You got SMC divergence, overhead supply, you got this fair value gap that is rejected off.

Another 1-hour. Jesus, rejected exactly off the 50% mark of the 1-hour fair value gap.

You get the best trade ideas here, guys. We're gonna be rich.

They really hate electric cars, don't they?

Top Gear people.

Don't tell me it's died.

It looks like the Cybertruck but square. The matter exactly? Everything is straight. Everything is doable on your kitchen table. Jeremy, is that a section from a garage door? Yes. Okay. What's more, I'd fitted a tape player and rather brilliantly three abreast seating. Who's gonna sit here? You haven't given them any headroom. Well, Hammond can sit in the

middle. Oh God! Careful of my roof! You're bending my roof. It's barely much. You really need to change the roof. That's no good. All right, all right, all right. Back to the drawing board. While Jeremy modified the roof, Hammond and I started to think about a name for our creation. I hate it when eco cars are given

a really pious name like Intelligencia. So we want to give it a more aggressive like Mustang, Tiger, Leopard, Panther, or Vixen. Vixen. Sadly though, Jeremy had beaten us to it.

Jeff.

And after some more styling tweaks, Jeff was ready for the road.

This is like a Lego car. Sounds like they're filming an episode of The Amazing Racket. Don't knock, it's working. Open it up, Dave, open it up. Yeah, go on, give it a beat. Aha, is that it? You've got full speed, right? Yeah, how fast is that? You built a car that will only do 10 miles an hour?

Yeah, actually that wasn't such a bad thing on account of a design flaw. You know what I found out recently? The speedometer in the car is not accurate. So when it says you're doing 80, apparently you're actually only doing 72.

That's crazy. It's to trick people into thinking they're doing 80 but they're only doing 72. And then you think, well, if doing 80 is okay, why not just make it okay to do 80? Because then, then people would do 90. Apparently the police don't— like, you can do 80 past the police and they won't care because you're

not actually doing 80. But if you're doing over 90, then they will care because then you're actually doing 80.

I didn't know that.

So when you think you're doing 70, you're only doing like 62, aren't you?

Bike is smiling at us.

Hang on, it's packed up. Hold on, don't tell me it's died.

It's out, so we had to— tiny, tiny, tiny bit of left.

I want to get a speedo app on the phone and then see how fast I'm actually going when I think I'm doing 70.

I

think if the roads are clear and good condition, it should be able to do as fast as you want.

Market open in 21 minutes.

Finally, I've been waiting 4 hours.

Must be nice being American. Market opens in the morning when you wake up.

Sucks living in Australia or Asia.

We'll wake up in the middle of the night.

Middle of the morning.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys,

today?

Let me know in

the comments.

Wow, it really does work.

What's everyone's favorite noodle?

I never had any luck with Korean. I mean, that's not true because I had 2 Korean girlfriends, but I didn't pick them up.

Met one in the guest house, met one on a dating app. But when I was in Korea, I went on a few dates, uh, nothing happened.

I went on 3 dates with 3 different Korean women I had a second or third with one of them and a second with one of them and just one with one of them. And a fourth Korean girl was a viewer. I met her once. I met 4, so yeah, nothing happened.

But the ones I met in Japan, 100% win rate.

I remember this one time, uh, the first Korean woman I was with, she let me use her login ID for KakaoTalk, and then I started using her KakaoTalk to chat to other Korean girls, and then she found out and got mad.

Crazily, she forgave me. She said, did you think I wouldn't notice?

That was pretty dumb.

I used to go on this Korean chat website as well called— I think it's called Gaga Live,

and I used to chat to people on it, and I would say— I would speak in Korean texting, but they would think I'm trolling. They wouldn't believe that I wasn't Korean. They thought I was just like using dumbed-down Korean pretending to be British.

It was quite funny.

I can't

believe that part of my life is over now.

The Roaring Twenties.

15 minutes till market opens. Who's going short?

Thinking of asking my sister if she could do a phone call. Some things I need to talk about.

I don't know. If there's any point there.

She might be busy with the baby. Well, she's probably still tired. She looked really tired.

Must be exhausting to wake up in the middle of the night every night. Check on the baby.

I love my sleep. I don't— I think

disrupted sleep every night

would make me not want to have a baby.

I just, I love my sleep

so much.

I wonder if he's grown a lot already. It must be a month now.

Must be over a month since his birthage.

10 minutes market open.

Oh no, I need to

poop.

I wonder if Bitmain's gonna rip.

But they're saying Ethereum $5K end of the year.

If that happens, Bitmain's gonna rip.

Hello.

I made thousands in the markets.

Hundreds and hundreds of hundreds I have made.

Not even joking.

If you have an Apple Watch,

can you put a SIM card in it and use it like a phone without a phone? Because that'd be pretty cool.

Yeah, can you get an eSIM on an Apple Watch?

Can Apple Watch be used as a phone without having a phone?

Apple Watch with cellular.

You can't set up the watch without an iPhone.

Apple Watch Series 10.

Works independently after setup with another. Samsung Galaxy Watch: eSIM, calls, text, streaming, GPS. Can operate solo.

Interesting. What

about Series 11?

It's

got cellular.

So is it basically just like a very, very tiny phone on a strap?

I think Galaxy Watch is also cellular.

Galaxy Watch 8.

It's pretty cool.

Say party. Like

2 minutes, market open.

I need it now.

Don't say party. Why not?

I say whatever I want.

Party, party, party, party, party, party.

Yeah, I like tech and everything, but a few things I've never cared for: smartwatches, earbuds, tablets,

health monitoring wristbands like Fitbit. More like fit bitch. I never cared about headphones or earbuds.

That spider is still sucking on that fly. It's like his new best friend.

They're hugging all day.

That fly was pissing me off.

That's why I don't— oh, not all the time. If it's like a big spider, I might try and get rid of it. I don't mind the little skinny ones just stay in the corner. I don't like the ones that roam about the house,

the proactive hunters. Market open.

Oh my God, it's ripping. Bitmain's tanking. Gold's tanking. Oh no.

Oh God, it's ripping.

I think it'll rip and then tank.

Oh God.

I expect brutal sell-off in a month, says trader Chris Vermulen. Vermulen.

Oh, gold's tanking.

Tankin'.

Oh God, Bitmine's tanking

back down to 59.

Everything's tanking except for my shorts.

I mean, my shorts are tanking, but in the wrong way.

Ah,

nothing's happening.

Oh, I'm down £100 on my longs. How? When the markets are going up.

My gold's going down.

Damn, Bitmain's tanking. Oh God.

Oh God, market's ripping. I'm down £25. Oh my God, how

the fuck?

嗯。

5-hour stream done.

I've 8 left.

Nice.

Oh, is it— it's tanking.

Come on, tank.

Whoa, tanking.

Whoa, Bitmain tanking. $58 now. Jesus,

I was up $240, now I'm up $120.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Good.

I

lost 80 pounds today.

Oh God,

everything is doing the opposite of what I want it to do. Bitmain and gold going down, NASDAQ's going up.

Oh God,

it's ripping.

What happened to S&T divergence?

I think I'm fucked.

I've got Bitmine back down to 57.

Now I'm down £95 today in the stocks and shares I sell.

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Pro. Thank you, Global X, for sponsoring. Okay, here we go. Nice move. Now we get it. We'll celebrate it, but we'll certainly be down for now on AMD. But there it is, a nice pullback down in here. It comes in. So, you know, upgrade, uh, nice, nice, nicely done today for anybody that went long there. But now

we get a little bit of revenge as we're a dollar in now on the short, but we're still down on the stock. So we're not trading P&L here or anything like that, we're just trying to watch the price action. It just bounced off $219, so we take another piece out there at $219.20. But yeah, nice little move

down, but then a rejection down low, and now the bid comes right back in. So good thing we were covering a little bit of that down there near $219. But so far it looks like we will be short there on NTT. Nvidia was the right call in the space. Weibo trying to find its footing again. I'm going

to take another out here at 97 and just sort of make back like a little bit of what we lost on SoFi here. And we'll have to watch out for AMD as it just took out 220 again. Obi, this stock is crazy right now. I think it's absolutely wild, man. Great, great job being involved with that one.

I mean, you're involved with it. You're watching it, right? That's the one. I was trying to short Nvidia on Trader TV Live

and AMD.

Okay,

now we tanking.

嗯。

Oh God, it's still fucking ripping. Fucking stupid fucking market.

Oh my God, what the fuck?

I'm gonna say Friday. Fucking hell, just ripped.

I can't believe it rips that much.

Wow, Bitmain ripping,

gold ripping. Now if NASDAQ can tank Would be

nice.

Oh God, NASDAQ's ripping.

You a dollar either way. Uh, right into there. I don't even— no, no, it's not that. We can play that again. I have no idea what that is. Like, every time I hear I hear that screechy sound, I'm like, what the hell? Uh, that, that's all. It's not, it's not— I'm not rattled by it or anything. I

can go out here. I don't know what is it. What, what is that? But, uh, anyways, I'm scared. I'm scared. Come on, you resist that.

Why is the market ripping?

Yesterday I did so well.

Wow, Bitmain's ripping back to 59.60.

I wonder what traveling traders do.

Well, Bitmain just ripped back to 60. I'm only down £36 now today.

Gold and bit mine tanking, but that's that weapon.

Can, uh, celebrate more of a win. Trader TV Live, still short. End video. Is that going well?

Now, but my big stock is JPMorgan at $305. This has had a hard time too, man. I mean, we were just at $315, $360, now looking to hold $300 for JPM. Let's see if that one can get going as well. I really like the healthcare technology sector right now as the population approaches its older. We did have

some positive comments last week about TrumpRx and so on and so forth. So some of these names continue to do quite well. Eli Lilly, you know, that wonder drug, $850. P/E right now. Nice move up there for Eli Lilly. What's Eli Lilly's market cap? So that's the next trillion-dollar market cap, I think, uh, being at $800. I

think there's, you know, bigger move coming maybe for Eli Lilly. But again, I guess you need to get almost near $1,000 for that to wind up happening. Uh, that's the health technology sector there. Tesla a little down now, just 0.28%. Amazon on Amazon Prime days here. We'll hear those numbers in the next coming days to see about

Amazon as well. But yeah, looks like some more outs just on AMD at that 50 level. That's all we can get on that. But here goes Webull finally. And it's just— this is what makes me mad, Obi, because Webull was my number one trade idea here today and it's done nothing but work for us going short. And

to be red on the day now on a stock like AMD is upsetting a little bit, uh, to me. So we shouldn't have traded that as heavily as we did. When you don't understand something, man, uh, and it's moving around like that, just kind of stay away. What a V-shape there on PayPal. Wow. Um, we— I stamped

this buy. I remember I made a joke with Argentina Capital there when we broke through $70. We really liked that trade. It was just a couple days ago. Um, good news there, they partnered up with Google, I think, a couple weeks ago. PayPal continues to work. All right, AMD, give yourself a little bit of a breather here,

man. Man, like, try to make this move lower. You're underneath, you're underneath. Well, let's bid something at $221 just to get out of 5% or so of what we have left. And then I'm really waiting for $220.50, so maybe that can come in. Tesla's still $430. Yeah, we're still— so I put up, uh, put up a few,

I guess, uh, trend indicators here, and I'm like, all right, we got the 8 EMA sitting all the way down at $188.80. Here's the thing though, we've been kind of not even been pulling back into that, uh, into that area. We've been just accelerating to the upside, extending away from some of these moving averages, extending away from

some of these VWAPs as well. So market strength very, very much here. I guess the selling's done, man. The selling's done. It seems like the sellers are definitely no longer here. Aggressive, aggressive buying, uh, throughout, throughout. I guess at least the futures have, uh, have some aggressive buying. You can see here. I got, I got NNE on

watch as well. We went all the way up to $53 and dropping all the way back down. So nice shake and bake action here on NNE, giving it all back and then some in and around that $50 level. We know these, these chargers and these— it's part of the SMR, right? The nuclear reactor group there. We know

they've been running around for a while, and maybe a little bit of a breather on a day like today here. But it seems like the chips are holding strength, man. AMD showed it first, Nvidia showing it now, and the NASDAQ and the ES are very, very strong. So in terms of other chips that— yeah, here we go,

here we go— as strong, Intel. Uh, okay, now we— now, now, now we are cooking with gas now on Advanced Micro Devices. There's the break that we're looking for. Sure, we're $2 and a money. But, um, you know, we're just making back some of what we had already gotten, uh, taught a lesson on, and that was do

not short momentum. That is for sure. Wait, uh, as my friend over here says, wait for the side of the back, uh, and then grab that trade. But oh boy, the number one— this is why I'm pissed, honestly. I'm not mad. Well, I'm mad a little bit. Like, uh, it's, it's just disappointing more than mad about anything.

Look at the number one trade here, 12. $12.25 short on Webull. I mean, it's what we wrote down, uh, right into there, $12.25 to $12.50, right? And so we took the short earlier on in the day. This is what Webull is doing right now. Wow, Webull is actually starting to crank a lot lower now. Um, so this

is going to be obviously a decent opportunity for me to cover more. We'll bid some 68s right now. We just, we don't have anything this low. That kind of happened a little too quickly there for me. So there's the bid 68 fill, Nice little recovery here for Webull. So down goes Webull right now today. So again, good,

good reload up there. Would have liked to reload just a little bit more. AMD does bounce quite nicely off of $220, but look how many fills we got. We got 2 or 3 fills down into here, so those were all pretty good. Maybe we do make a little bit lower now, but we will make some money back

right there on all this. But yes, man, Webull, you are the one. We just bounced off the $60s there again. Let me put out some more there in the 60s. They will put something out in the mid-50s. Uh, we'll go to 55. Let's call it the mid exactly. Um, and, uh, there it is, man. So that's a

good trade there. Uh, is it— hey, Sage, you gotta wait about 30 more minutes to find out if it's tilapia for lunch. Um, I could get an early look like we were talking earlier. I know what it is. I wanted to make sure Sharif was in a good mood today, so I, I made— I looked at the

menu of The breakfast. Yeah, because if Captain Protein doesn't get his protein, he's gonna have to turn into like that Red Hulk, you know? Like normally he's like Green Hulk. Yep. If you turn into Red Hulk, it's a problem again. Okay, so Sharif turned— stayed green. Uh, hopefully stays green on his training. He's out for a walk

right now. But, um, yeah, Green Hulk right there today. So it was omelets, a Twix. Is that a Hulk thing? I don't know. Uh, anything about Twixes, but Ritz Snickers bar. Yeah. Oh, like, um, yeah, yeah, that's what their ads are, right? You give them— yeah, yeah, in my ear right now. I'm like, I'm thinking about something,

and then I used to like the Kit Kat ads, you know, take a break. You know, they have like something like 70 different flavors of Kit Kat again. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I know, I've seen, I've seen like the displays. It's a lot of different bottles. I don't know if those were mean or who You bought, I

think, someone, or Wayne. Wayne brought back some. Yeah, someone else visited us maybe, but I had a matcha one. Yeah, that's what Wayne brought back. Okay, that must have been it. Yeah, that was really good, man. Kit Kat, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. I kind of want to have

some chocolate too now.

Oh,

there he is.

12. These are quite nice.

Mango and chocolate.

Mache tanken.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Yeah, okay, now we're $2. We just— so now it's all tied up, uh, here. All right, let's go over to it there. I'm gonna get one more out here as AMD just fell in a little bit.

I'm only down £12 today on my stocks and shares ISA.

There you go.

Man.

嗯。

Rubbish day.

Still ripping.

Come on, when's it gonna tank?

Thank you.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Where everyone tuning in?

Where is everyone tuning in from today, guys?

I'm in frame and visible. Streamer must be visible at all times.

Okay, where am I?

Oh God, Bitmine tanking again. Oh Jesus,

Bitmine, what you doing?

Hello everyone, what are you doing now?

Where are you tuning in from today, guys?

How long until that gets really annoying?

I don't know if I'm cold or hot. Like, I feel cold on my skin, I feel hot inside my body. I put the jumper on and I feel too hot. Yeah,

185 viewers. Famous again,

everyone. Welcome. Our new family. Ah, that's nice having to jump on actually.

Oh, thank God. Are we tanking yet? Come on.

How long do I have to wait?

Yeah, well, the new viewers can't chat yet because I put you gotta be following for a month.

Those are my rules.

You must show loyalty. Oh God, Bitmain tanking.

Jesus, market might tank now.

1050 macro.

I wonder how much energy you waste having to blink so many times every day.

It's kind of weird blinking, isn't it?

嗯哼嗯嗯。

Wow, gold ripping!

4 o'clock, 3 hours till dinner.

Today's going well.

Getting lots of things done.

How's crypto ripping but Bitmain's tanking?

The hell?

What's Bitcoin at?

Market's

tanking.

So good.

Get it all back.

No, I don't have a hard time swallowing when I eat. Why?

When will I lift the 30-day chastity line? Never.

Never, ever, ever.

Oh God, bit mine. Tanken.

The thing I considered about telling you was— I already said it— that I got a warning from Kick.

That was

it, really?

Wow, gold's ripping, but mines are tanking.

Yeah, well, it's stupid. I mean, on YouTube I can just sit here doing nothing, no problem, and Kick, they don't like it.

I mean, it's my stream. I should be able to stream how I want. If people don't like it, they don't have to watch.

This is how I've streamed all the time. It's my style.

I think I want to sit here answering the same fucking questions over and over again.

Fucking boring.

So where's everyone tuning in from today?

Uh, today's been a bad day on the markets.

Uh, Bitmain tanked. Cult did well.

Sure got destroyed.

Oh, Sharpie TV, just because you have one bad day doesn't mean you quit. What kind of loser mentality is that?

That's why you'll never be a day trader. Give up too easily.

Yeah, and 99% of people don't make any money off YouTube.

I still made money off YouTube, didn't I? 90% of people don't make enough on Kick to be able to quit their jobs, do they? Your stupid statistics are meaningless. 90% of restaurants go bankrupt.

What, so all the restaurants now should just shut down and give up? What kind of stupid attitude is that? Make me sick.

100% of people don't live forever. Should we just die now then? Fucking stupid statistic.

Yeah, out of the 95% of people who don't make money trading, how many of them still trade? Probably none of them because they all gave up. If they kept doing it,

maybe they would have eventually made money.

The 5% who do make money are the only ones who carry on doing it.

Now if you say 95% of people who still trade after 10 years don't make money, then that's different, isn't it? But that's not what the statistic is. The statistic is 95% of people don't make money because they quit after losing some money.

It's like making 4 YouTube videos and then quitting.

You know how many years it took me of grinding on YouTube before I could do it as a job. It took like 3 years.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

I'm building generational wealth here. You think it takes a day? Just because it's called day trading doesn't mean you're supposed to get rich in a day.

Why did I keep grinding then versus being lazy now? Because I don't have the hunger for YouTube anymore.

But why did the British Empire give up on trying to conquer the world?

Oh, because it just doesn't work anymore, does it? You can't just send a load of ships with cannonballs to some country and make demands because everyone's got nukes and everyone's got missiles. Everyone's got allies who have nukes and missiles.

Yeah, first YouTube check would be the minimum payout, which is like $50. Or was it $100? I forgot.

You need to make at least $100 before they pay you anything, and they're not gonna pay out $5.

Okay, I'm long. I'm up £2.80.

I think it goes up and then down.

I mean, some people been doing YouTube 10, 15 years, still don't have 1,000 subs.

Like, look at Kanito.

I thought he was so much superior to me, little stick boy.

Guy can't even get 1,000 subs, even though he pretty thinks he's like much more confident and charismatic.

Couldn't even get any views, even when I gave him loads of exposure.

Even Chihiro couldn't get any views.

Hong Kong guy couldn't get any.

嗯。嗯。

I'm up £5 on my long.

Finally making some money.

I thought I deleted the kick— I mean, the Discord link.

Pretty sure I did.

What do you mean? Oh, in the description.

Does it still work?

How do I delete it?

Oh, there. Deleted.

Well spotted.

Join the Discord. I don't know, man.

Yeah, I'll stop vaping when it runs out.

But these things last forever, don't they?

It's like making a cigarette that never goes out. At least with cigarettes, they run out pretty quickly, don't they?

It doesn't take long to smoke one, and you only get about 20 in a pack. And they're like £10, £12 for a pack. Go broke.

Super Kings. They used to be a kid Also called Daniel at school. He used to bring Super Kings, smuggle them in, and then he'd sell them for £1 to the other kids.

I don't know how much money he made. He probably stole them from his dad.

You bring them in, you give him a pound, he'll give you a cigarette. And then me and my friend were like, hehehe, we're naughty.

I tried it and I hated it.

Remember all the kids when, when we got about age 16, a bunch of the bad kids would sneak behind the gym and start smoking,

and they would smell smoke, and the teacher would tell them all.

I'm up £6.70 on my long.

So where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Oh God, I lost it all.

Gonna get stopped out.

I'm only up £1.

It's tanking.

Uh, I could have made £7.

Not a good day.

Stopped out. £7 profit gone.

Yeah, I don't know about going long again.

Give up for today.

Yeah, nearly at 7K, although it's probably less now. Stupid trading.

Recalculate.

I'm at £6,835, lost £90

on my portfolios.

Probably be back at £7K tomorrow.

Not a good day.

The total gain of the portfolio is 10.1%.

Oh, very good.

Is my laundry dry yet?

Still damp. Probably take another day.

Unless I crank the heating.

Then I might have some more chicken,

reheat it up.

Second lunch.

I think

that's dry.

Walk around the premises.

Inspect the premises. Got my fluffy blanket out. Fluffy blankets are nice.

What am I doing all day long? Your mama. Just kidding,

nothing really.

Pointless babble, and then failed trading, and then air frying stuff.

Do do do do do do. I've got some sesame seeds. Thought. Be nice with ramen.

I wish they sold furikake here.

I kind of miss furikake.

They sell quite a lot of Japanese and Korean products at Tesco, but not furikake. They sell miso soup, mirin, tofu, but they don't sell the tofu I like. I like firm tofu. I only got silky tofu. I don't like silky tofu, it's too soft.

I only got 4.

I like that firm kind of— it's like deep-fried tofu, so it's kind of leathery and tough on the outside but soft on the inside. That stuff's good.

Brown on the inside, white— I mean, white on the inside, brown on the outside.

I've got some satay chicken.

Extremely tiny. What is this pathetic size?

Didn't come with any peanut sauce.

It's like mini yakitori.

I wonder if sesame seed tastes good on it.

Hmm, quite good.

I'm dropping it everywhere. It's just bouncing off it.

Delicious.

Yeah, it's a problem with Kick, isn't it?

They think the only way to have engagement is by interacting with the chat. Actually, there's other ways to get the chat going, like being incredibly annoying.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Fucking hell, I got stopped out my long and then it ripped anyway. Fucking shitting fucking market. Yo, I'll go long again then. How'd you like that? Fuck you. Long again, no stop loss this time. I'm up 27 pence.

I think I'm out just because you stopped me out. Yeah, I'll get back in then.

Think you can beat a trader who has no rules?

Ain't getting my money, Wall Street.

Up £1.

Grow my YouTube.

How? There's no way to grow the YouTube.

Who says I'm guaranteed $20? I'm more like guaranteed $10.

I don't know which flavor, just the normal one, like seaweed. Yeah, it's pointless. I mean, I make a video, it makes $7. Even if I made a video every single day, it's like, what?

200. Okay, well, what am I gonna make a video about? Every single— I need 30 video ideas. I can't even have one video idea, let alone 30. Yeah, if I got 30 video ideas, sure, I'll just whack them all up. I don't have a single idea.

I don't even have one.

Waste of time and it doesn't make enough money.

Why this and why that?

How I became a loser. User age 40, blah blah fucking blah.

I tried making videos while streaming.

It didn't feel worth it.

I'd rather do a Beelivery while streaming because I, I actually kind of enjoy that.

It's nice going on a little drive. Making £20, nearly $30. No way I'm making $30 from a YouTube video. I need at least 10K views for that.

Nah, I need like 6 or 7K views to make what I'd make on Beelit. I can't be bothered, and I don't have any ideas anyway. So I mean, even if I can be bothered and wanted to do it, I physically cannot do it. So even if the British Empire wanted to conquer the world again, They can't do

it. It's just not possible.

They could wish all they want, but it's not happening, is it?

How the hell is the UK going to supersede the United States

when it doesn't make anything? It's got a fraction of the population.

Sent all of our best people over there. Like, my granddad's brother was a PhD in yarn spinning, and instead of trying to make his own country great, he went off to America.

That's the problem with the UK and America. It all started in the 1800s, beginning in the 1700s. We sent all our hardworking young people, brilliant minds, they all fucked off to America whilst all the rich aristocrats were too busy banging each other's cousins with their wigs and makeup.

Now all the decadent rich men just bumming about in London whilst all the poor people who were the hardest working people all went off to America for a better life. And so all the hardworking people exiled a lot of them

too. There's a problem when you get rich, you get lazy, don't you? And then you just want to indulge in pleasures. But when you're broken poor, you don't have that luxury, and you got to scrap and fight to get anywhere. But it's that scrapping and fighting mentality that built the British Empire in the first place. It wasn't

the decadent aristocrats who built it.

So like, the muscle behind the drive of the empire just slowly went to other places. They go where the money is.

It's kind of like a streamer just banning all its viewers. The UK just exiled all its young strapping lads off to places like Australia, the States,

and they were like, okay, fuck you then, Britain. And then they made better countries.

Yeah, I'm going to sit here, I'm going to milk cake And then I'm gonna go get a fucking job.

YouTube's done.

I made £12,000 off Kick. I'm pretty happy with that. Anything else is just bonus in my eyes.

I don't see Kick as this thing that's going to last past next— it's not going to last past this year, is it? We got 2 months left in this year. I mean, I'd be happy if I'm still doing cake next year, but I'm not betting my future on it. I'm making mental preparations to move back in with

my mum, grind YouTube and delivery jobs

whilst I hone my trading skills.

I've seen people on Booking, they rent out— well, I mean, not rent, they book out their second houses for like £100 a night, £150 a night if it's nice. What if you buy a house and book it out?

Why can't I do YouTube with Kick? Um, because I can't be bothered, and the amount of effort For the rewards you get on YouTube, it doesn't make it feel worth it. I mean, I'll do a lazy do not buy video here and there to boost my revenue, but I can't be bothered to make actual proper videos anymore.

I mean, it doesn't get any fucking views.

I tried.

I made a splattering of videos while streaming, remember? I did the How I Woke Up as a 35, 36-Year-Old Loser. It made $18 after,

after 33 days. It made $18

in 33 days.

My best video was the iPhone Air video and it only made $18.

And my Silent Hill video made $10.

I don't have the stomach to be like how I was back in 2018 where I just made crazy stuff and said crazy stuff because I got burned, didn't I?

Oh, I don't want to be in the fucking frame.

Uh, happy now? Oh my God, what the fucking difference does it matter? Don't make any difference.

Everyone's seen my face already.

What a stupid fucking dumb rule is that?