AMAZING news in JAPAN - life update [bPDsnOJ1rAI]

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Welcome back to another rainy day.

Does it ever not rain? Yeah, and then

it's— it either rains or it's really

windy, and then if it's not rainy or

windy, it's blazing hot. Welcome to Japan.

Worst weather in the world.

It's actually going to rain all day until

tomorrow morning, so I came prepared with

my big umbrella.

Finally something positive.

You wish. It's just the title. The stream

topics will be exactly the same as every

previous stream. There will be moaning and

then mocking and future

planning and nostalgia hunting and

lots of complaining.

But sure, enjoy the positive title.

Not that it makes a difference.

Which way?

Oh, why, stupid car parking on the

pedestrian crossing.

Great job.

I have amazing news.

I'm alive. Live streaming.

Anyway, I had a nice weekend. Can't talk

about it though.

Secret. I have amazing news, but I can't

talk about it.

Too bad you don't know all the exciting

content because I'm not talking about

cigarettes anymore.

Windy.

Yep, it's gonna rain all day. That's what

the app said, until around

9 AM tomorrow.

I don't know what we're gonna talk about

today.

Hmm. Oh yeah, I'm going to Tokyo next

week. No, wait,

the week after next week, so in 8 days.

I booked my apartment. I found a nice

apartment. It's, um,

it's not super cheap, but it's not really

expensive. It's just a couple hundred more

than just booking a hotel. But it should

be nice. It's got a kitchen,

bathtub, living area.

Hopefully it's not on the ground floor.

So I decided to go to Tokyo a week earlier

than I planned because I'm kind of bored

of Osaka. There's nothing left to do here.

It would be nice to get away from the

American guy sooner, not later. I'm not

sure. I think he might be leaving anyway

because I heard him on the phone. He said

something about he'll be back on the 18th,

which implies that he's going somewhere.

So maybe I'll get the next whole week

without him and then he'll come back and

then I'll leave. That'd be great.

He was on the phone for like 3 hours

today. It's really loud. He's really

immature. He like keeps saying P-U-S-S-Y.

He said something like, spread my butt

cheeks. Come on,

go! You're so fucking slow. Jesus.

He— the way he talks is like listening to

a South Park episode. He literally sounds

like a character of South Park. He keeps

making these really stupid immature jokes

about, I don't know, either his butt

cheeks or pussy. So cringe.

He probably finds Seth Rogen hilarious.

He's like that kind of guy. Really

immature humor. Gotta listen to it all

day. He was on the phone for hours.

He said something about a party happening

on the weekend, so he must be quite in

tune with the guest house people, if he

knows about stuff like that. I might be

busy on the weekend again,

don't know. You don't know who the

American guy is? Been complaining about

him for the last month or so. He's a

really annoying loud guy who lives in the

room next to my room. He loves to talk

when he doesn't work. He loves talking on

the phone for hours and hours. I don't

think he ever shuts up. Loves the

sound of his voice.

Yeah, so when I get my apartment in Tokyo,

I won't go outside. I'll just sit in the

apartment streaming.

That, that's also so You might be thinking

I wasted money spending a lot of money on

an apartment,

but the apartment has multiple purposes.

Number 1, I can cook in it so I can save

money on food. Number 2, I can livestream

in it so I don't have to walk around

And number 3. I might do

like a fake, oh, my $500 a month Japanese

apartment room tour. Might do like one of

those. Never know, might pop off.

Probably won't, but it's worth a shot.

Take like— take like 10 minutes to make.

Might as well try. You never know.

Are we going to see you out and about in

Tokyo? I don't know, I feel like there's a

lot of weirdos in Tokyo who's gonna snipe

me. I don't really want to be sniped,

to be honest, but if you're livestreaming,

you can't really— I mean, you can't really

demand people not to snipe you. It's a

public space after all. But I feel like

there's more weirdos in Tokyo who would

know me than that, so I don't really feel

like I want to stream outside if I have a

nice apartment.

Yeah, just stream my fancy apartment

again, do some cooking, might go out at

night, walk around a bit, explore the

neighborhood. I booked this apartment,

it's basically right next to Disneyland,

so it's not very central, which is why it

was cheap. It's not cheap, but it's not

super expensive for what you get.

It's better than paying— I don't know,

if I booked an APA Hotel, yeah, I could

stay in Shinjuku, but then it would cost

nearly £500 to have like a crappy small

APA Hotel. I'd rather live a bit further

out and get a whole apartment. I told my

girlfriend I booked a nice apartment, but

I'm checking out when you arrive. She got

a bit upset. Because she had to pay

for the cheap Apple Hotel. I said if you

want to stay in the nice apartment too,

you got to pay extra. So then I would

extend— oh, look, Tesla! Then I would

extend the stay at the apartment and you

can cancel the Apple Hotel.

Wow, first Tesla of the day! If we see 5

Teslas, I eat at Royal Host.

She said she wanted to go to Disneyland,

but I don't really want to. I've been

before and it's kind of boring. It's only

interesting if you've got kids or if you

are a kid.

And it's like, it's probably nearly

$160 for 2 people. I don't really want to

pay for it. I think if she wants to go,

she should pay for it. It's just got a

load of rides. I don't like rides.

Overpriced food that's not even good, and

like Mickey Mouse people dressed up in

costumes. Don't really want to

go. I'm not a fan of this. Although, what

if they have Star Wars stuff? Because

Disney owns Star Wars now. Last time I

went to Disneyland was 2010, and Disney

didn't own Star Wars yet, so maybe they

have Star Wars stuff gonna be interesting

for me as well. I don't know, it's just

too childish for me.

Stay at the Disney Hotel, which is where I

failed to lose my virginity. Great

memories.

DisneySea was a bit boring too. I'm not

really a fan of theme parks. I think it's

too expensive. The food is overpriced.

I'm not into rides, it's not really my cup

of tea. Yeah, and then you gotta queue up

for hours and hours unless you pay extra

money to get the express tickets.

To go on anything, you gotta queue up for

like 2 hours or more. It just

seems like a massive waste of time.

And then I booked a nice— I booked a

really nice hotel in Nagano Prefecture for

one night. It costs like £500 for one

night, but it's got like outdoor onsen,

private onsen, has dinner included,

like fancy Japanese dinner,

and exceptional breakfast included as

well. So it's just one day of luxury,

put it on the credit card, make a video

out of it, see if we can get some views.

There's people blocking the footpath.

It's weird how if you book on the website

using a computer, it would cost 580, but

because I booked it on my phone, it came

down to 480. I don't understand why

booking on your phone makes it so much

cheaper. So you should

never book a hotel on your computer.

It's always cheaper on the mobile phone

app. I wonder why.

Whoops. Why do

people just look at me when I'm walking

past them? It's really annoying. Yeah,

I'm holding a phone, so fucking what?

Filming? Never seen anyone film before.

Every time I walk past people, I see them

kind of glancing at me. Oh, another Tesla!

The hell? Or is that the same Tesla?

2 Teslas now. I don't know if that was the

same one. 5 Teslas, I get Royal Host.

The rules of the game.

Oh, I feel sick. I don't know why.

I haven't really had much. I don't think

I've had anything to eat today. I had 2

coffees. I feel weird,

like I'm full up but I didn't eat

anything.

What's the good news? Well, you have to

stay and watch for the entire 10 hours to

find out what the news is. If you can't

do that, then you don't deserve to know.

Only the real viewers get to know.

I found this cool-looking shrine. I want

to go there. Walk west.

Can just use a what? Summarizes the entire

stream. No, you won't, because I'm gonna

set to private, and then you'll never

know. Ah ha ha ha! That's what lazy

viewers get.

That kid was about to punch me in the

nuts. It's like, "お前どうか飛んでるやろ." Did

you watch Eurovision? No, boring.

I just heard they booed the Israeli

singer. I don't know why they attack

people who have nothing to do just because

they are from Israel. It seems kind of

stupid. It's just a

person who wants to sing.

Unless part-time they're like part of the

army or something. I don't know, people

are stupid.

Any drama? Uh, my girlfriend was upset

because I booked a nice apartment for

Tokyo just for myself, and then

I'm checking out when she arrives, and

then we're gonna go to a tiny Apple Hotel.

And then she started saying, in Thailand,

the man always pays everything. I said,

that's stupid. Thailand men need to grow a

pair. If the woman's

working, then women should pay her fair

share. Unless the woman has kids and she's

like looking after your kids, then I don't

see why the man should pay for everything.

Those are my rules. Like it or

Oh, there's a shrine here too. That's

weird. This is not the one I was planning

to go to, but shrines

everywhere. The Jinja.

It's funny, shrine in Japanese is called

Jinja. It sounds like ginger.

What's the point of them though? They

build these buildings here, they don't do

anything. Just so Japanese people can come

here and then clap their hands and bow at

a hanging rope and ring it. It literally

serves no purpose and it takes up all this

space. Like that little building there,

what's the point of it? And that little

building there, what's the point of it?

And this building here, what, what's

inside of it? Nothing. It's so pointless.

It looks cool, I guess, but it just feels

kind of like a waste of space.

You go up here, then you clap your hands,

you chuck some money in, you pull the

rope, and then you bow.

So weird.

How much money have they got in there?

They put a cup of sake. I don't know why.

I think it's for the gods. The gods like

alcohol. And they got a random kids slide

as well in this ginger Weird.

Whatever, it's their country, they can

do what they want, I guess. Just seems

like a waste of space. They should put a

7-Eleven here instead, then I can go to

the toilet. Whoa, my God,

I swear that whole thing just wobbled. Or

did I just feel dizzy?

I've got my sister a wedding gift. I got

her bamboo roasted Japanese coffee.

Bet she'll love it. I don't know if she

drinks coffee, but if she doesn't drink

coffee, then I'll have it. It's win-win.

Actually, I just wanted to drink it, but

I'll wait until I give it to her and I'll

be like, can I have some too? I'll go

home, I'll be like, oh hey sister, here's

your gift, and then I'll make myself one.

That's how you do gift giving— buy

something you also want to try or taste.

If they don't like it, you can have it.

I got my mum a little souvenir too.

Don't tell her, but I got her a fridge

magnet. She loves fridge magnets.

Put one of Japan on her fridge. Oh, I

don't know if I can say it because my mum

got mad when I told my stream she burnt

the house down, but she was mowing the

lawn and the stone flew out from the mower

and hit the window of the cabin and it

shattered, and she had to pay like £400 to

repair it or replace it. Can you believe

that? I can't believe it shoots a stone

out that powerfully that it can smash a

glass window. It's kind of crazy.

Goodbye, £400!

I guess you got to buy the window and

someone has to fix it in and

then clean up the mess. See, that's what

happens when you own property. You get all

these random little extra costs,

accidents, repairs.

There's one of those, those grass trimmer

things, you know, you walk around with,

you hold it. Just shot a stone out from

it. Those things scare me.

Whirling blades whizzing

around 1,000 RPM, cut your leg off.

That's why I say don't mow the lawn,

just let it grow. Use a scythe.

Next time she complains that I don't help

mow the lawn, I'll say, well,

that's how I don't smash my windows.

Genius.

1,000 RPM per minute.

Yeah, I thought it had a guard. Over it so

things can't just shoot out like that.

Imagine it hits someone, comes out like a

That's it, just me. The majority of

Daniel's viewers just here to watch him

suffer. Yeah, I guess so. Watch me suffer

walking for 10 hours.

Had a good rest for 2 days, feel

rejuvenized, ready to get back on

the road.

They should invent or geoengineer a

special seed of grass that only grows to a

maximum of a few inches. Why can't they do

that? Bet I could do it.

It sounds easy.

Why does only grass infinitely grow longer

and longer?

So I booked that expensive hotel because I

really want to have another Japanese

ryokan experience, traditional inn

experience. I really liked it when I went

when I was married, had that onsen,

the little Japanese dinner that came in

the room. I'm not sure if we get the

dinner in the room. They messaged me

asking when I want to reserve dinner. I

think there's a restaurant attached to it.

It said half board. I don't know what that

means. Half board dinner,

like a cheese board or what?

Be interesting to see what the food is.

Probably like weird Japanese pickled

vegetables and stuff, some meat, miso

soup, and rice. But it's an experience

if you're in Japan. So I picked this

village that Chris Broad recommends in one

of his videos, so I'm— I have high

expectations. See if Chris knows

what he's talking about, otherwise he

wasted my entire day and my £500,

and my girlfriend might be upset, and it's

all Chris's fault because it's his

recommendation. So I booked this Japanese

traditional inn In a place called

Naraijuku. It's in Nagano Prefecture.

Here it's very nice. It's like a

traditional Edo period samurai village.

Sounds cool, doesn't it?

So it's gonna take like 4 hours on

the train from Shinjuku.

I think we check out like 10 AM, get to

Shinjuku Station, should arrive there 2

PM, explore the village for a few hours.

I'll try and make a vlog. I really can't

be bothered vlogging anymore because you

gotta do this whole fake stuff like, hey

guys, today we're here, me, me, me, me,

me. I hate vlogging.

Unless I just do like a long video in a

stream format.

I'll show the village and I'll show— I

don't know what to title it. Probably like

staying in Japan's most expensive ryokan.

Maybe squeeze 2 videos out of it, make $20

each.

I miss the days when I can make a video,

it gets 40K views, it'll make like $300,

basically pay for everything, or close

enough. God, I miss the days when

I barely had to do anything to make a lot

of money. I might just like copy and paste

some other video title that has a lot of

views. If it worked for them, it could

work for me. Put my girlfriend

in the thumbnail and Photoshop

massive boobs. No, she wouldn't like that.

Get AI image thing. AI,

superimpose massive boobs on my

girlfriend's chest. That'll get them

clicking. I need like David Bond's

Thai girl. He paid for her boob job.

So she owes him some booby thumbnails.

Don't know what to do. Probably just like

$500 a night. It's more like $700 because

it's like £500. I'll just round up

to $1,000. $1,000 a night traditional

Japanese inn. Experience in

the heart of Naraijuku traditional samurai

Edo period village. Probably get like 2K

views, but I might as well try. What's the

harm? My second

channel is called Expert Gaming Reviews—

no, Expert Review Zone.

So I'm now in credit card debt of around

£2,500. I booked a £700 apartment

in Tokyo for one week, and I booked a £500

for one night ryokan.

How do I get over the river?

Maybe that way. Can I

go on the road? I don't know. What?

They orange fenced off footpath.

Why?

500 for one night? Yeah, but it's 360 for

one person. I put 2 people, it went up to

like 480, but you get dinner included.

And breakfast included, and it's really

nice. And you got a private outdoor onsen.

It's probably not onsen, it's just a

wooden bathtub. Don't know if that counts

as onsen. I think for it to be an onsen,

it has to have natural hot spring water.

I think it doesn't say onsen, it just says

private outdoor spa.

Yeah, minus ¥2,400 in credit card debt

minus £700 in bank account overdraft.

I will get £1,100 from YouTube end

of May, so that's like $1,400.

I made about $1,700

in April, which I

get paid in May. Don't know how much I'll

get in May. It's not I haven't really made

a lot in May. I get paid May and June,

so I gotta really do a lot of streams.

Maybe I just do daily streams. The ad

revenue is so good, I make like $30 per

stream just from the ads plus donos.

I thought tomorrow we could try staying in

a net cafe. I don't know if

I'll actually stay the night. I'll

probably just pretend to stay in it and

then leave before— I know I don't have to

get the last train. I just leave in the

middle of the night. I don't really want

to sleep there, and then

we just clip it for a video.

She did say she was going to pay, but it's

kind of unfair for me to say, oh, you

gotta pay half, and then she agrees, and

then I go and book the most expensive

hotel and I say, you said you'd pay half,

and she'd cry. No, I don't mind footing

the bill for this ryokan because I want to

do it. Even if she wasn't coming, I want

to have one night in a ryokan. It's Japan.

This is the cheapest yen's ever gonna be

for a while, probably. If you're gonna

splurge in Japan, now's the time to do it.

Max out the credit card. I don't care.

Eff it. Oh wow, thanks Gerald. Very

generous. Goddamn, it's hot today. I wore

my quadruple layers thinking it's gonna be

cold because of the rain. It's damn hot

and raining. Muggy rain.

I need to cross over this bridge.

Uh, I wish they'd put a pedestrian

crossing under the bridge. I hate going on

these roads. Cars drive really quickly on

these river roads. So she would be footing

the bill for food, hopefully,

because I've got to book an apartment for

Osaka too for when we come back.

So I'm booking— she's booking a hotel in

Tokyo. I booked an apartment for myself in

Tokyo, and I booked one night in Nagano,

hoping she's gonna help pay for the trains

because we have to get some bullet trains.

And then we'll come back to Osaka for a

few nights, get another apartment before I

have to catch my flight back home in June.

Going to China first,

and then I've got work. I mean, not actual

work. I need to work hard on YouTube to

pay off my 11,000 mum debt,

2,500 credit card debt,

700 overdraft, which will be paid off in a

few weeks anyway. Ah, they coned off the

road. Suck it, cars. Why did they do that?

I wonder why they closed off the road.

Then I'm ditching my channel for the

gaming channel. I might do one stream a

week because there's nothing to do in the

UK. Well, I try and make some funny troll

videos, maybe.

Really in debt. I'm in debt like £14,000

now. Maybe gold will go to the moon. I'll

just sell my stocks. Get 50%

gain, pay off everything. That's the

dream. The reset, the great reset, the

great financial reset of my finances back

to zero. Wow, look at the mountains and

clouds hovering over it. I do like

the mountains in Japan. One thing I wish

we had in the UK was mountains. It's just

very nice. To see off in the horizon.

Makes the scenery look more interesting.

In the UK, it's just flat unless you go to

Scotland or Wales.

It's weird how this river is so wide, but

it's always dry. Look, it's always really

shallow. It looks like the river was built

to be really wide, but there's always

a sandy patch over 75% of

it. No, according to the technical

analysis, the gold is looking very good.

It just put in a new bottom,

consolidated, and now it's making bullish

moves upwards. Silver's going crazy too.

There's too much fear and instability in

the world right now because of Middle

Eastern conflicts. When there's fear,

people rush to gold. And we're in the

Fourth Turning. It's gonna be a lot more

fear coming. I watch a lot of videos

about— I mean, I watch a lot of videos

from geopolitical— geopolitical— I

can't fucking say that word— geopolitical

analysis people, and they say it's not

looking good.

So if they're scared and

they're the experts, I say buy gold.

I'm making a doomsday portfolio. When

everyone's crying, I'll be laughing

because I'm rich. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Look at the financial crisis, dot-com

bubble. Gold went to the moon.

That's why I'm not worried about my credit

card debt. I feel confident in my

portfolio.

I want to roll my sleeves up,

but then I'll get wet.

It's quite a nice bridge. My goal is I

want to cross every single bridge up this

river. Sounds good.

My girlfriend's leaving the US in about a

week to come back to Thailand, and then

she's flying from Thailand to Japan.

I thought she would fly straight from

America, but I guess she's got a lot of

luggage and stuff she needs to dump in

Thailand before coming. I hope she doesn't

bring too much luggage cuz I'm going to

have to carry. If she brings like a big

suitcase and there's loads of stairs, I'm

gonna have to carry the bag, aren't I?

Do you have to pay tax on gains? Nope, I

got stocks and shares ISA, don't have to

pay any tax on it. You can invest up to

£20,000 a year and it's tax-free.

I win again.

What's the point paying for a stocks and

shares ISA if it's not tax-free? So it

must be tax-free.

Why don't we see Blood Bucket anymore? I

don't know, I think she lost interest.

She's not really around anymore.

She got bored of you guys.

It's okay, we got new peeps.

That's just how it goes. People donate for

a while, then they get bored and they

disappear.

Nothing lasts forever.

I don't really care about Rosetta that

much. She didn't donate huge amounts. She

donates like, I don't know, $5 now and

then. Whatever.

Did you and Blood Bucket cereal? No,

obviously not. Just friends.

What's the amazing news? Uh, I booked the

most amazing, highest-reviewed magical

Japanese Ryokan, traditional inn.

For June,

$700 a night comes with

traditional Japanese dinner, exceptional

breakfast, outdoor onsen, private onsen,

and the magical village of Naraijuku.

Bet you're jealous. For the Stupid poles

here blocking my way.

I get a feeling Blood Bucket was

frustrated because of my girlfriend, but

I'm not gonna ditch my girlfriend.

Over there. I don't

see any good reason to ditch my

girlfriend.

Killing the channel.

The channel's already dead. You can't kill

something that's already dead.

Go west.

I don't really want my viewers to dictate

what I do in my life, thank you very much.

Rather the channel just die than be bossed

around by my viewers. If it's boring,

then leave, I guess. I don't really care.

It's up to you.

Or just go to my gaming channel or

whatever.

People should be happy for being

supportive, not Trying to

get me to ditch my girlfriend.

Don't really care if you find it boring.

It's your loss, not mine.

I'm living my life how I want to, not how

some viewers want me to live it. If that

upsets you, then you're not your friend.

Goddamn these stupid cars.

I really hate these roads with this weird

green painted footpath.

Very lazy.

You see what I was saying? I put a

positive title and I get way less viewers.

That's why I put a negative title. Do you

understand now?

If I put, oh, my life is over, I'd

probably have like 150 viewers by now.

But nope, no one ever listens to me. All

you do is whine about everything I do when

I know better. I'm the one that's been

doing this for 7 years, not you.

I thought I'd do things differently today

just to prove my point. If anyone

questions me again, now you know why.

Really don't like this road. Road. Can we

get off it? Um, maybe into this road.

Try to help you grow your channel? As if

you would know how to grow a channel.

It's like someone with no cooking

experience trying to help Gordon Ramsay.

You how to run a restaurant. You got

no idea what you're talking about.

Blame you. It's all your fault.

I don't

know if this Hong Kong guy thing's

happening. He has 5 days. Left. If it

doesn't happen in 5 days, then it's over.

That's his last chance before I go to

Tokyo. Let's see if he pulls through.

Can't believe someone can be so busy they

can't even spare, what, 1 hour? I mean,

even 1 hour would have been fine. Can't

spare 1 hour in an entire month.

Got to be joking. I don't believe anyone

can be that busy. You've got the entire

4 weeks fully booked up every single day,

every evening. There's no way.

I just don't believe that.

Even Elon Musk has enough time to make

some tweets, go on some pointless talk

show. Oh, wow.

Thanks. The Daniel I know doesn't let

himself be tied down by a woman across the

Pacific Ocean when he could be out banging

prostitutes and stalking Japanese women.

Yeah, well, just because I don't say it

doesn't mean it don't happen.

I met the anime man in Shibuya. What? I

talked to him a lot, but I said nothing to

his girlfriend. She's very silent. 2

meters tall? What are you talking about?

Akidearest is not 2 meters tall. I think

you're just trolling. I had a viewer, she

said she met Anime Man in Australia,

got his autograph.

She's a big fan.

I said if you come to Japan, I'll give you

my autograph too. On your

buttocks, I'll write it in CUM.

Just joking, not serious, calm down.

Autograph your vag with my CUM.

My ink pen.

The rain stopped. No, I can still hear it.

How's the anime man just not banging all

his female friends after the Trash Taste

live show? He probably books a 5-star

hotel, has them all queuing outside the

Anime man's cool person. I don't know,

sometimes he just gets kind of defensive

and goes on these weird rants which make

him a bit dislikable.

He just seems a bit like a Karen, like

he's always whining about stuff,

like this is wrong, that's wrong, what

this person did was wrong, but I'm never

wrong. That's what he's like. Just seems

like a Karen.

Smells nice here. Smells like potato.

Oh God, it smells so good. It smells like

chicken and vegetable soup.

Meaty,

heartwarming.

It smells like boiled carrots. And

potatoes in some kind of chicken broth.

Maybe it's that meat and potato meal

they make here.

Yeah, I might get McDonald's. What do you

think? Yesterday I had lots

of meat,

mountains of meat And the bearer.

Press the wrong button.

I really know what I want to eat. I think

I've eaten everything I wanted to eat in

Japan. Here, go get yourself some

McDonald's. It's been a while since we had

a McDonald's stream. Yeah, it's not a real

stream without us.

McDonald's. Maki days, so generous.

What do I feel like? I feel like getting

50% off discount bento because I spent so

much money. Oh my God, I'm going wild with

the spending. I think on my spreadsheet it

says I've spent like £6,000 in Japan so

far, but I made £3,000

from streaming. I'm hoping I can make

£5,000 in total with May

streams included. Maybe I

can make £5,000, not sure.

My streams are kind of dropping off

recently. People are really getting bored

of them.

So my plan is, um, since I can't— I don't

really want to stream with my girlfriend

and people are getting bored of the

streams anyway, it would be a good time to

switch over to videos and start vlogging.

I think I milked the stream format

Oh, you know I said the pocket Wi-Fi

company charged me $60? I didn't know why.

It was because we're entering the second

month of my pocket Wi-Fi rental. For some

reason, I thought I started renting it one

month ago, which would make sense because

now the second month is rolling over. So

they said it was the second payment for

the second month, and I said, oh, Okay, I

misunderstood. I thought I already paid

everything on the first month. I didn't

realize it was like staggered payment. I

thought I already paid it all in one lump

So the total for my pocket Wi-Fi was $130

for 2 months, unlimited 5G.

I'm just gonna max out my credit card for

the last— how many weeks I'm here? It is

12th of May, going back first week of

June.

Which way? I'm gonna go that way. So I'm

only here for about another 3 weeks.

Max out the credit card.

Fuck it.

Whatever. Just stay at home, pump out

Helldivers 2 videos. My goal is I want to

make 10 videos a day. Maybe that's too

much. I might get in trouble. Maybe like 5

videos a day. I'll just wake up

really early and I'll just be up until

like 2 AM making videos in my bedroom.

I've got to work hard. I might

go down here.

When I was in Thailand, I worked from 8

AM until about 7 PM when my girlfriend

came back, and I managed to squeeze out 5

or 6 videos a day. So when I'm back home

with no girlfriend, I can just stay up all

night, or late in the night, without any

disruptions. Hopefully,

even if my mum has people over, I just

shut my bedroom door, hunker down, get

lots of pot noodle and a kettle.

Nothing's gonna stop me. I must make

Okay, which way do I go?

It says there's a big train track. What is

this? What's that?

Wait a minute, I need to roll up my

sleeves. Look at this, are you kidding me?

Stuck on my stupid pocket. Oh my

God, I can't, I can't get it off.

Sleeves. My arms are so hot.

That's better. Oh well, thanks, blood

bucket. Where is my sweet son headed

today? We're going to see some shrines I

found west, west of Mukono.

So I need the toilet.

I made this stupid mistake of having a

coffee before leaving. I peed once,

I need to pee again. Nice weather. Where

is my sweet son headed today, dear?

Yeah, I'm gonna go to some shrines and

Very generous. And I finished

booking my hotels for Tokyo. I found this

really nice Japanese ryokan, only £480

a night. It's got private outdoor

onsen, traditional washoku dinner

and breakfast included, and it's in

the heart of this traditional Japanese

village that Chris Broad himself

recommends. As the best place in Japan.

Oh my God, I'm scared.

There's no warning. It just suddenly goes

bing, bing, bing, red, and within two

seconds the barriers. Oh my God! I found

the train graveyard. The hell is this

place? There's loads of Hankyu trains just

Yeah, I'm gonna vlog it so it'd be great

quality, you know, disconnects, do some

editing, put some music.

I don't know if the dinner is private in

the room or it's in a restaurant. I think

it's in a restaurant that's connected to

the ryokan. You know,

there's a really nice ryokan in Kyoto that

I missed last time. So you know Arashiyama

and the Togetsukyo Bridge? If you go up

the river on the left side of it, there's

a really expensive ryokan called

Hoshinoya. It's like $1,000 for

a night, but it looks so damn good.

There's a website and it says this is— it

has 400 years of history of Japanese

aristocracy staying there,

and it's on the side of the river, so you

get riverside views.

Food and everything looks so expensive.

Why is she looking at me? She was really

looking. I could see her head in the

corner of my eye pointing at— look at this

train graveyard. I want to go up to the

Maybe this is where they keep the trains

to do cleaning and maintenance before

switching them back out. Has anyone here

been to Hoshinoya in Kyoto? You get—

they've got like a boat taxi at the

Togetsukyo Bridge. You get in the boat and

it will take you upstream to the fancy

place. I saw some videos on YouTube.

I thought maybe I could book that place,

but it's way out of my price range.

$1,000 for one night.

And I don't really want to stay in Kyoto

because I really went there last year.

Somewhere new, Nagano Prefecture, should

be interesting. I've been to Kyoto so many

times, I don't really want to go there

again. McDonald's today.

I don't know, I'm too broke for

McDonald's. I need 50% off discount bento.

I spent £1,000— £1,500— no,

more. £700 plus £500 is £1,300.

I spent £1,300 recently. I booked

an apartment in Tokyo for myself, and then

I'm checking out when my girlfriend gets

here, so she was kind of upset. Upset.

She was like, oh, I thought you don't have

any money. You wanted me to book the Apple

Hotel. Now you booked a nice apartment for

yourself. I said, yeah, well, I can't

stand the American guy anymore. I want to

do some cooking. Wow,

look at all the Hankyu trains.

So it's a bit more expensive than an Apple

Hotel by a couple hundred pounds. It's not

that expensive. An Apple Hotel for a week

in Tokyo would be like £400 or £500. My

apartment is near Disneyland, so it's not

very central, but it's only £700— well,

£680, so I got discount.

And I got it for a week, and you get

kitchen, bath, everything. Looks quite

nice in the pictures, reviews are good.

I said if you want to stay here too, then

you gotta give me some extra of money and

I'll extend it and you can cancel Appa.

I'll see what it's like first. If it's

really nice, maybe if I'm feeling

generous, if she's

a good girl.

I wonder why they have the trains waiting

here for, for cleaning.

So I've only got 8 days left here and then

I'm going to Tokyo. Goodbye American guy

and chabby bike people of Amagasaki.

I remember when I went to Kyoto, I didn't

really notice all these noisy bikers. I

feel so stupid now because when I was in

Thailand, I kept saying Japan's so nice

cuz they don't have all these motorbikes.

Couldn't have been any wronger.

I can't believe I said that. Definitely

aged poorly. I swear in Thailand I kept

saying I like Japan more. So peaceful and

quiet, barely anyone rides motorbikes.

And then I literally live in the

neighborhood of the Borsorzoku.

Jinxed.

But in Kyoto, I felt like there weren't

many motorbikes or those noisy motorbikes.

Kyoto seems way nicer. Should we just live

there? Big wide open streets,

temples and castles everywhere. It's quite

expensive though.

Yeah, Thailand scooters are quieter but

there's more of them. In Japan there's

less motorbikes but they are louder. One

Japanese motorbike is like the equivalent

of 100 Thai motorbikes.

They really— I didn't realize Japanese

people love motorbikes so much because

they got pimped out rides like

Harley-Davidsons, big fat wide mopeds.

They really love the motorbikes here. In

Thailand, no one cares. Motorbike is just

like a thing to get around. Go to work and

stuff. Put your hands on the handlebars,

stupid idiot, riding around like that.

It's like a knobhead.

Oh my God. Well, it is the home of,

uh, what are the Japanese bike names?

Suzuki and Kawasaki. It's the

homeland of motorbikes, cameras,

gaming, so I guess it makes sense they

love that stuff. Thailand's the home of

scamming and elephants.

And what else? Bad food.

Why are American people pushing their

Baby. Do they live here? How do they live

here? Are they on holiday? Why are you

bringing a baby on holiday? Baby's not

even gonna remember it. If I had a baby,

I'd just ditch it with my mum, then go on

holiday.

Wait, I gotta pretend to stop to

let these stupid girls past.

And now we can resume.

When they're that kind of distance away

from you, you can't really hear them much

anymore. Any closer drives me nuts.

Why do they always laugh whilst talking?

It's like every 5 words is separated

by a little giggle. There's no way

anything they're saying is that funny.

Are they like doing stand-up comedy to

each other? Swear to God, nothing they say

is funny, but they giggle every 5 seconds.

It drives me crazy. Can't they just talk

Normally.

Anyway, they're just happy. No, you're not

allowed to be happy unless I say so.

Don't understand this word. What is happy?

When I talk to people, I never laugh

unless it's really funny.

Um, I don't know, maybe I do a fake laugh.

Maybe they're just doing fake laughs.

Ukrainium. Yeah, that cracks me up. I

can't believe I said that thinking that's

actually how you pronounce uranium.

We have no more uranium.

I'm not grumpy, it's just Kind of hot

and raining, and my hand hurts from

holding the umbrella, and I need to pee.

And the little foam pad on my glasses

keeps slipping off. And my super glue, I

had to put it in the bin because it all

dried up inside of the little squirter

thing. What's it called? The tube.

All the super glue in my tube solidified,

so I can't use it. And the sticky pad

thing is slipping off every time I take my

glasses off.

And I'm massively in debt. I hope

I can pay off my credit card before next

year. That's where my 0% interest

introductory offer ends. When did I

get the credit card? It was like— I can't

remember. It must have been after July

last year. It was nearing

the end of last year, like November,

October, and it said 15-month introductory

offer. So I've got quite a lot of time.

It should last until 2026.

Endless walking today. Yep,

not really sure what else to do.

I'm excited to go to Tokyo because then I

can show you my new apartment and we can

do cooking.

I won't stream on the bullet train because

it'll just disconnect in the tunnels.

I'll probably start streaming when I end—

I mean, when I get out of the bullet train

and head towards the apartment. I think

it's self-check-in, hopefully.

The annoying thing about self-check-in is

sometimes you have problems with the

check-in process and you need to phone the

manager, but I don't have a Japanese phone

number, so I need to use Skype or use a

public phone. That happened last year.

I think last year I arrived really early

and I wanted to know if I could check in

early. The only way to contact them was

using the phone number and they only spoke

Me and Blood Bucket could meet again

before I go to Tokyo if she wants. We

could stream something.

Self chicken.

Mila broke his spirit. Yeah, a little bit,

because I got mad that I lost my

girlfriend because of stupid YouTube.

That's when I kind of hating being a

YouTuber. I used to love being

a YouTuber until it cost me something

very— cost me something that was very dear

to me. Now I'm bitter,

bitter and angry.

Mila definitely made me start hating doing

what I do. Wanted to become rich off

stocks and not have to worry about

YouTube. I wonder if she was right though.

Maybe I should have ditched all the toxic

content, tried to be more wholesome.

That's what I'm trying to do now. I mean,

I don't really make toxic content now, do

I? Don't make any content. My content is

literally just walking for 10 hours.

The problem is you get in trouble now on

YouTube for being racist, so rules out

a lot of stuff I can do. Not that I'm

racist, it's just making racially

provocative content is, or was, a way to

YouTube got boring when they banned people

for being racist, misogynist.

Is it even raining anymore?

Not really.

I really wish they put Velcro

on this umbrella instead of this little

button. They put a little button here,

but it's basically impossible to do

one-handed. Hold on.

Okay, hopefully it

stops raining. See if there's a toilet in

Lawson.

Yeah, I really wish I had my £15,000 stock

money back. That would have really helped

with the tax situation.

Basically, it would have erased all my

debt if I didn't lose that money trying to

be a stock genius. Oh well,

it's just one of life's lessons.

Yeah, I think if I had a mum who was

British named Pauline, she would have been

like, no, Daniel, you're a grown man now.

I can't help you out every time. It's time

for you to get a job. Come back home, get

a job, and pay off your debts yourself.

Me, me, me, me. That's what a British mum

would be like. That's why Asian women are

the best. I don't know if they have a

toilet here. Oh, they do. Scary street

Oh yeah,

nice. This toilet's massive.

Pretty nice toilet.

When does rainy season end? It feels like

it's been rainy since Since last month.

Time for you to kiss the toilet floor.

Okay,

discreet mode

Phew, P number 1 finished.

Feels like it's raining again.

Getting wet.

Okay, westwards.

He didn't wash his hands. Yeah, I can't be

bothered. Because I'm just going to go to

toilet again and touch it again. I'll wash

them later.

No, it's raining again. I need to get my

Going to a temple or a

shrine. Hopefully that's McDonald's.

Open compass, going west.

Maybe I should just buy a real compass,

put it on my wrist.

Well, I had a shower, so my willy's clean.

Don't need to keep washing it just because

I touched it.

I see loads of men, they go to use the

urinal and then they just walk straight

out without washing anything.

I'm getting hungry. Okay, so across these

tracks somehow.

I haven't had any food today.

The train tracks really make it annoying.

I guess you have to cross over them.

How do I cross over?

Maybe down there.

Oh yeah, I can cross over

You don't have to wash your hands if you

do a poo because you've got the tissue.

You wipe your bum with the tissue, so your

finger is only touching the tissue, not

the poo.

And I Triple fold the tissue so it doesn't

tear up the bum.