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Okay, got my new stream setup.

Oh my God, why are they still here?

They said they were leaving ages ago and

they're still dilly-dallying.

Okay.

What's this? Oh, the chat on screen.

Just waiting for my mum and Dave Gibson to

go, and then I will go full power

stream mode.

I should put the chat— oh, they're going.

Thank God everyone's

Not a single subreddit has showed up to

the wedding. Yeah, but guess who showed up

after the wedding the next morning?

The Irish gypsies. Did I tell the story?

I think I did tell the story. I don't

remember now. I'm pretty sure I streamed

after the wedding. I thought I told the

story. I guess it happened after the

stream. I just talked about it on Discord.

I'll tell the story in a minute. Last time

I was here, you were heading to Tokyo.

That was ages ago.

You missed nothing, to be honest.

Apart from I nearly ruined my sister's

wedding. This— the wedding got leaked onto

the subreddit because my sister made a

website for invitations had all the

details on the website. Someone found the

website and then posted it on the

subreddit, and they were like, here,

here, let's mess up Sabrina's wedding.

But luckily no one is that messed up in my

community.

People think my community is like toxic

and weird, But I don't think they're that

weird.

They just talk a lot.

Talk a lot, but not much action.

Thankfully. But guess who did show up at

the wedding? I think it was 2 days after

the wedding, not the day after.

So my uncle wakes

up very early because my Malaysian

relatives were staying here. They left

today to go traveling across the UK.

They're coming back in a week. Um,

but he usually wakes up pretty early and

he walks around the garden, and then he

said there were these 2 fat white women

snooping around inside of the wedding

tent, the marquee. And they were the Irish

gypsies, they're from the Irish place.

They're probably looking for bottles of

wine or something.

My sister said that he said that they were

snooping around the bar area in the tents,

definitely looking for wine.

Then my sister got all like scared and

worried, and then I was like, yep, well,

now you know why Dad was so obsessed with

trying to get them kicked out. My mum and

sister was like, oh, why does Dad make

such a big fuss about them? Leave them

alone. They didn't do anything to us yet

until they do. Yeah, they're probably

the same people who came to the petrol

station when I used to work there stealing

and shoplifting. Let me know if the mic

sounds too loud. I think this mic's pretty

sensitive. I might move it away from me.

Is that better? Yeah, so the entire

tent was just smelling like wine and

booze, which probably attracted them like

flies, mosquitoes to the scent of blood.

It's like that.

I asked my uncle, do they sound Irish? He

said he didn't know. I guess he can't

really tell difference between different

accents. Now I

can't believe they came so early, 7 AM in

the morning, to snoop around. It's kind of

creepy. And then 2 years ago, before I

went to Thailand, there was that man who

came from the Irish compound, and he was

naked. He just had a towel wrapped around

him like he just came out of the shower.

He walked down our driveway, you see on

the screen. Where is it? He walks down

here, walks around in front of the house,

had a look around, and And then he just

walked back out, didn't ring the doorbell

or anything. It's really creepy. The irony

is they've got a massive wall, big high

brick wall with spikes on it and a big

gate, and they've got all these CCTV

cameras themselves when they're the ones

trespassing and stealing. No one wants to

trespass into their place. We're the ones

who should have the big wall and the

cameras and stuff. We have cameras, but I

don't know why it didn't trigger. It's

like motion detected— detecting cameras,

but it didn't detect them. I guess they

snuck in somewhere else.

Yeah, they don't trust anyone because they

know what they're like and they're

projecting what they're like onto everyone

else. No one here wants to trespass into

their crappy property to steal their

stupid Heineken beer crates or whatever.

Everyone who lives on this street is

pretty well off. They got big houses,

swimming pools. No one wants to sneak into

the stupid compound. They're the ones

doing it. The other one's just walking

into her property.

Classic projection.

Check my stream.

Uh, yes, okay. Took me

ages to figure out how to set up my

stream. So I think this is pretty good

setup. I'm using that app where you can

use your phone as a webcam. Now I can

stream on my computer again. Why do

you owe your mum money? Because I had to

pay a lot of tax. I didn't have enough

money, so I asked to borrow some.

You're getting to look like Tech Lead by

age. No, my face looks completely

different to Tech Lead's, and I've got

more hair. He's got really thin hair, and

he's got like that old Asian man look even

when he was young. Some Asian guys, even

if they're young, they look old, like

they've got this old look. I don't have

that look. I got a young boy look. So I

don't know what you're talking about.

I have a suspicion you have more money

than you make out. I've got £250

in my bank account and I've got minus

£2,600 on my credit card and I've got

about £8,000 in stocks.

Ah, finally got the whole house to myself.

My mum was supposed to go with my

relatives on the road trip, but then they

had a fight. They had an argument

yesterday, and then she changed her mind

and didn't want to go anymore. Now the

fight was over something like they said

that she sounds rude when she talks and

she gets really triggered if you call her

rude or horrible. That's like the

number one thing you do not call my mum is

rude because it triggers her. You know

why? I think it's because deep down she

kind of knows she's rude, so she gets

really defensive when people call her out

on it. My uncle, I think,

was saying she's scolding everyone and

then she got mad. I mean, she is kind of

scolding everyone though. She's getting

all like triggered recently because of all

the relatives here. And then my aunties

were hiding from her in the summer house.

I wondered why my aunties weren't coming

to the house. That's why. They were scared

of my mum. So I

heard shouting from downstairs. I thought

they were just talking because that's like

Chinese, but this time it was actually an

argument. My uncle was yelling at my mum.

I think that's why my mum likes Dave

Gibson, because he doesn't fight back.

But my uncle, he's like quite fiery

himself, so he fights back.

Yeah, so then my mum had a bit of a sulk

and then said she's not going to go on the

Wales road trip. So I was looking forward

to having the whole house to myself for

like a week, but I guess that's not

happening now. They kept saying,

oh, Daniel, you need to come back home to

look after the house and look after

Pushkin because we're going traveling,

and now she's not going traveling.

They asked me if I wanted to come, but I

said no. I need to do YouTube. I need

to make money. I can't take a whole week

off just traveling. I know you guys won't

care about a road trip to Wales with my

Malaysian relatives. Won't get any views,

would it?

I need to focus on Elden Ring. DLC is

coming out in about 6 hours.

DLC is dropping. I've got to download it.

It's going to take like 10 hours to

download it.

Instead of self-correcting.

Well, narcissist is never going to

self-correct. They will just get defensive

and then Then I blame the

person who's criticizing them.

It's like, if you don't like me, then get

lost kind of attitude.

That's why I just shut myself in my room.

I don't talk to anyone. I don't want to go

down and talk to people and then get

yelled at. No thank you.

People wonder why I don't talk,

because when I do, I either get ignored

or there's no response or I get yelled at.

So that's why I'm a mute. That's why I do

YouTube, because it's like my only

opportunity to talk. I,

I like talking. I want to talk, but I

don't want to have to like raise my voice

and compete with everyone and then get

ignored and then get yelled at. So I go

downstairs. I don't really say anything.

I don't talk to anyone. Just sit there

eating my meal. If they want to talk to

me, I'll talk back, but I'm not gonna like

start the talking. I've got YouTube for

talking. I'll do a livestream. I'll just

endlessly talk and no one interrupts me.

No one ignores me apart from all my

viewers who don't watch me anymore. All my

dead subs not watching anymore. It feels a

bit like being ignored.

Yeah, I hate it when I'm trying to talk

and then someone just interrupts me or

they don't hear. Like, I say something and

there's no response because they didn't

hear me, and then I feel kind of stupid.

I don't really know what you can do about

the Irish people. The cameras don't seem

to stop them because they would come and

steal at the petrol station even though

there's cameras, and the police don't do

anything. Even if you phone them, say

you've got video footage, they'll just be

like, okay, thanks, we'll look into it,

but nothing would happen. They'll just

come back the next week to steal again.

So I don't know what you can do. We could

have the best CCTV capture it all on

camera. I really don't think the police

are gonna care about a couple gypsy women

walking into our garden. All you can do is

get a big wall and a big gate. Our gate is

really rubbish. You can just climb over

it. The gate is like this high. It comes

up to my, my stomach. You could literally

just jump over it if you ran. Run towards

it. And there's no lock.

You can just unlock it yourself, unlatch

it. Actually, you can just walk around the

gate. Our gate, the end of the gate is

not connected to the hedge, so you can

literally just walk around the gate to get

in. It's the most pointless gate ever. I

don't know why my mum got my uncle to

build it. She said it helps her feel

safer, but Anyone can just unlatch it and

open it or just walk around it. It's

stupid. You need a big proper 6-foot-tall

gate that's locked and it's connected to a

brick wall, or at least the hedge

makes it so you can't just squeeze in

between the end of the gate and the hedge.

I went on Google and they're like £800.

Get a big gate.

It's weird, the more I drink this tea,

the more thirsty I get.

My tongue's all dry. Yeah, I wish we could

build a castle. Big castle wall with a

moat and a drawbridge.

That's what I would do if I got the house.

I'd dig a ditch around the perimeter

of the property and fill it with water.

And then on the other side of the ditch,

on my side, would be like a big stone

wall.

So do you like this stream setup, or do

you like it when I use my phone? I could

just pick it up like that, I guess.

Or do you not care?

I can't take you in the garden, there's no

internet. Internet's really bad

here. I would have to put it down to like

360p resolution.

Sell one computer. What do you mean? I've

only got one computer. I've only got this

laptop. I've got a really old computer in

my closet. It's probably worth £100.

Have I seen any of the scary teenagers

yet? No, I haven't been outside ever since

I got back from Japan. I have not left my

house. I got back 2 weeks ago now.

16 days. No, 15 days. I haven't gone

out once. Where am I going to go? I don't

think I'll ever go out. Usually I would

just go out to meet someone, but don't

really have anyone to meet.

I thought about building a gaming

computer. I made it on Amazon,

all the different parts, and got RTX 4090,

Ryzen 7-something,

64GB of RAM,

£3,000. Should I buy it? I can get it on

finance, 48 months, £85 a month, 20% APR.

Come on, it's only £4,000. If I get 20%

APR on a 48-month credit plan, it's £1,000

extra in interest. But come on, it's 48

months. That's like 4 years. £4,000 over

4 years is nothing.

I'm still paying for that LiveU Solo I

bought in 2022. I put, put it on a

48-month plan, £20 a month. I'm still

paying for it and I put it in the bin in

Thailand and now I don't even do IRL

streaming. Waste of money.

That thing was rubbish. Just stream from

I need to get water. My mouth's all dried

Well, my logic is it's only £85 a

month for the next 4 years.

It's quite a lot though.

You don't even do anything with the

laptop. What? I do gaming and I do gaming

videos. So I need to, I need to record the

screen and edit videos. The problem is I

don't really want to make really high

quality videos because the file size

becomes massive. My internet's really

slow. It takes like 10 hours to upload a 5

gigabyte file. So I squish the quality of

the video down really low. So it's like a

400 megabyte file. And even then it takes

a few hours. So now I'm just exporting my

videos at the lowest quality so it uploads

in half an hour. I have the best internet

you can get here. I looked up on Google

fiber optic and all the companies say they

don't provide

service here.

I wish I could get better internet,

but we live in the middle of nowhere. We

live in like a dead spot as well for

internet, for phone signal. Certain parts

of the garden you don't get any phone

signal. Don't know why.

It's really weird. I don't even

have 5G. Got 4G.

There's a guitar in your house. It's my

sister's. All the instruments are my

sister's. She can play piano and guitar.

I got a banjo. It's under the bed, but I

forgot how to play it now and I lost

interest. That was a waste of money. £100

banjo and a £200 Logitech driving

steering wheel that I chucked downstairs

now. That's £300 wasted on 2 things.

And then I bought a ukulele and a carimbo,

or whatever it's called. I got this £100

gym bag. Do you want to see it?

I'll show you my £100 gym bag. Very good

purchase.

This cost £100.

Do you like it?

Well, since I can't go to Japan anymore,

I thought I'd bring Japan to me. And it's

gonna be summer soon. Jinbei's for summer

wear. I look so cool.

This is my gym bag.

So that's another £100 wasted.

You know, you can get a Tesla Model 3 now

for £14,000 on AutoTrader. That's pretty

cheap. You can get it on finance for £500

a month. Should I buy a Tesla? Come on,

that'd be so funny if I bought a Tesla.

Oh, I could finance the Tesla £500 a month

and then sell the Tesla for £14,000. I

instantly make £14K.

So that's like, basically it's like a

loan. I get £14K upfront and I'm paying

back £500 every month. I could

drive it around a bit as well.

I get a Model Y for £600 a month

on finance.

The problem is I don't really want to go

anywhere. I don't have to go anywhere and

I don't want to go anywhere, so getting a

car is a waste of money. I don't know why

I bothered to learn to drive, to be

honest. I think

driving is only useful if you need to

drive to work, or you've got friends and

family that you want to visit, and you've

got kids and you want to take them around.

I don't have any of those things. I don't

have anyone to visit. I don't have any

family. Don't have a job. What's the

point? I don't even like driving. Hated

it. Scary. Made me stressed and scared.

Yeah, when you've got a massive garden,

you don't really have to go anywhere.

Just stay at home, go for a walk in the

Yeah, I guess I shouldn't buy anything.

I'm just bored, and if you— there's

nothing to buy or nothing you want,

What'd you do, just like sit here and do

I started to rebuild my muscle.

Look, I can do 10 bicep curls again.

Definitely looks bigger now. Muscle grows

back pretty quickly, I think.

So I was in Japan cycling— I mean walking

every day. I didn't do any weightlifting

because I didn't have the right stuff, so

I lost all of my gains that I got in

Thailand. When I got back to the UK, I

could only do about 5 bicep curls when I

used to be able to do about 15. Now after

2 weeks of training every morning, I can

now do 10 again. I can do about

9, 8 or 9 of these, and then I could do

about 10 like that. I'm really hungry

as well. You should have seen lunch I had

today, it was massive. I had bacon

sandwich with potato salad filling and

cucumber with a bowl of fried rice with

chicken and half a pork pie. I can't

believe I ate so much. And then I'll have

like a snack in between lunch and dinner.

And then I have big dinner because my

uncle cooks a lot. My uncle's pretty good

at cooking, but they left today to go

on a road trip,

so I'm definitely eating more. My shoops—

my poops are massive as well. I do like 3

poops in the morning because it won't all

come out at once.

Maybe I'll get protein powder.

Cami fights with everyone. Yeah, pretty

much. It starts to make you think maybe

she's the problem. It's not me, it's not

everyone else. Everyone thinks like I'm

such a difficult brat to live with because

all the fighting. She literally fights

with everyone. The only one she doesn't

seem to fight with is Dave Gibson. I don't

know how he's got like the patience of

Jesus. He just has like no anger. He finds

everything funny. I don't know if they've

actually had serious fights and I just

don't know about it, but he's always in

like a nice good mood. I think he's a

great person to be able to put up with my

mum. I can't. Why do you think I keep

leaving the country? Why do you think I

keep flying off to Japan? And Asia

and Thailand, because after a while I just

can't stand being here. It becomes so

I don't feel respected. I feel like

I'm always being attacked.

I don't like the feeling. I think I work

hard to make money, but some people don't

see it, or they don't— because it looks

like I'm in my room not doing anything and

I'm just playing video games. That's all

they see, but they don't realize how

difficult it is to make money on YouTube

after 7 or 8 years of doing this.

So no one thinks I'm working hard. 'Cause

it doesn't look like I'm working hard, so

no one respects me. They think, oh,

Daniel's so lazy. Daniel doesn't help.

Daniel's life's so easy, he just sits in

his room. Do you know how difficult it

is to make decent money on YouTube?

It's not easy at

all. You try and do it then.

You might have a good thing going for a

few months where you got some luck, and

then it just disappears, and then it

doesn't work anymore. So right now

I'm not very happy because I don't know

what the hell to do to get views anymore.

Everyone's bored of my stories. Things

like Do Not Buy doesn't really work very

It's really hard.

Yeah, I do try and ignore them, but it

gets to me sometimes. That's when I want

to leave and just— I might as well just

live by myself or find a girlfriend.

Yeah, maybe I'll go do OnlyFans again.

Then I've got to shave my bum again. I

hate shaving my bum. My bum gets so hairy.

Problem is, when I shave it, it gets all

prickly like a cactus. It makes my bum

Fly Blood Bucket to Harrietsham. She can't

because she's got cats.

Don't know what to do. See if I can get

some views off this new Elden Ring DLC

when it comes out. The 10 best weapons you

need now in the shadow of the Erdtree.

Why didn't I become an English teacher in

Japan? I don't have a degree,

so no one's going to give me a job. To

apply for the JET program, you need a

degree. There's no way I'd be

able to do JET.

That's what Sunny does. It sounds boring,

stressful, and scary. You gotta stand

up in front of a big class of Japanese

brats, and then they place

you in the middle of nowhere countryside.

And then you need a degree, so I can't

apply for it anyway. I did do some private

English teaching back in 2014. I just went

onto this website, made a profile,

offered lessons. I put ¥1,500

for like 30-minute conversation practice,

but it was hard getting students and

students didn't like me because I wasn't

very confident. I had one woman student

who did like me, so I met her a few times.

It was really weird because I was dating

the chlamydia girlfriend at the time, and

I signed up to that website to make a

profile. So I met this woman to teach her

English, but the chlamydia girlfriend was

like spying on me. So I had my lessons in

the library in Oita City. It's like a big

library with tables and chairs. So I was

doing my lessons there, and then I

finished the lesson. I said goodbye to my

student. Student was like a 40-year-old

middle-aged woman. So she left. As soon as

she left, out of nowhere, the chlamydia

girlfriend just appeared like she was just

waiting, stalking me to see if I was

cheating with like a cute young girl or

something. It was really weird. She was

weird, that chlamydia girlfriend.

Jett holds your hand the entire time.

Yeah, they give you a place to live and

they help you with everything and they buy

your flight back home if you don't ditch

them. That's why Sunny doesn't just come

back now, because she, she wants to get

the free flight ticket that they give you

if you don't ditch them. So that's how

they get you. I would just ditch, to be

honest. It's like £600, who cares?

I would not suffer for another nearly 2

months just to save £600.

But then I think maybe they also will say

something nice about you when you're

looking for your next job if you don't

ditch them. I'd ditch straight away

though. I'd be like, screw this, I'm

leaving. I wouldn't even tell them. I

wouldn't even show up the next day.

They'd be like, oh, where's Daniel Sensei?

And I'd be out of the country.

Stupid jet program, think they're so good.

Can't bribe me with a free plane ticket,

I'll just put it on the credit card.

Damn, I look cool wearing this. Money well

spent.

Yeah, so the reason why I can't teach

English is because I can't get a job

because I don't have a degree. You usually

need a degree to get a work visa in Japan,

a bachelor's degree. It doesn't even

matter what the degree is, you just need a

degree. It's stupid. So you can't get a

job in Japan unless you have some kind of

skill that a company will want to hire you

for. I don't know how all these Indians

get jobs working at the konbini.

Maybe they have a special agreement with

third world countries to just let them

come in and work at konbinis, or maybe

they're on a working holiday like I was.

I didn't go to uni because I got fed up of

being bullied at school, didn't want to

study anything, and I was addicted to

World of Warcraft when I was 17. All I

cared about was World of Warcraft when I

was around 17.

And then I did try to go to university

when I was about 23. I went to college to

study computer science. I did about 2

weeks and then I just quit because it was

so boring. Decided to chase after Japanese

women instead. Started chatting

to this Japanese woman online, and I

thought I could stay doing this boring

computer science course, or I could just

go off to Japan and have sex. Hmm,

easy decision.

I had sex for like 3 months straight in

Japan with a married woman. It was great.

No regrets. She let me nut inside

as well.

Let's face it, I would have never

completed a computer science college

course and then gone on to university.

There's no way I'd start chatting to a

Japanese woman and then I just ditch

everything to go and sleep with her.

Imagine choosing to study over having sex.

What a loser. That's like being Gay.

Although I might have had more sex if I

went to university with all the uni girls.

What if there was better sex to be had at

university? Oh well, too late now.

Maybe I should try going to university

now. Open college.

Do an online course. Can't be bothered.

What's the point? My life's basically

over. I'm nearly 40. Just basically

waiting to die at this point.

It's over. This is what my life is

gonna be like. This is it.

I'm not 20-something anymore.

Education, waste of time. Going to school,

waste of time. Getting a job, waste of

time. What's the point? We're all gonna

die anyway. Dinosaurs existed for

billions of years. Where are they now?

Nowhere.

Billions of years of progress of eating

each other all flushed down the toilet

just like that,

straight away in an instance,

because some stupid meteor hit the Earth.

If you live to 80, you have another 45.

Yeah, but after you become 40-something,

you're basically just waiting to die.

The only part of life that's worth living

is your 20s and like the first half of

your 30s. After 40, You're done. You're

finished. Just enjoy what you have.

Just enjoy existing. Enjoy food.

Try not to stress out.

The biggest stressful bit is when you're

in your 20s because you're like, oh, how

am I going to survive life? I don't know

what to do with my life. But after you get

past 35, you start feeling like, yeah, I

can kind of imagine what's going to happen

Anymore. I don't really feel worried now.

I feel like I know what's going to happen.

It's not really a mystery anymore.

These stupid magpies.

All they do is walk around the drive

pecking at the ground. Bunch of losers.

I don't like magpies. They're like crows.

They're very nefarious. They like to bully

cats as well. I saw like a gang of crow— I

mean magpies bullying Mimo.

They were like flying around Mimo,

swooping at her. Bullying her off back

into the house. They're like those raptor

kind of birds. You can just

tell they descended from those shithead

dinosaurs like the velociraptor. Look at

the way they walk. They're like so

predatory and they think they're so cool

because they got more intelligence. I

like, uh, the cute birds like sparrows.

And the ducks.

Yeah, so I'm just in my relaxing phase of

life now. I have traveled the world, I

have experienced many women.

I'm just like in cruise control mode now.

I don't care about anything.

Did you see that meme video of this— I

think it was a seagull. It swooped in at

this girl's— this woman's head and pecked

her eyeball, and the beak went under the

eyeball into her eye socket. It was

disgusting.

Hmm, don't know what to

do now.

The main thing I want to do is I want

to work out and rebuild my muscle and move

up from 11 kg back up to like 15 kg.

I nearly got close to 17 kg in Thailand.

I want to get back to 15.

I should, I should actually do another

round of exercise, not just in the

morning. I should do like a second round.

Can't be bothered.

I don't know why every time I go down to

the kitchen to make lunch and my relatives

see me making lunch, they They, they all

say the same thing. They say lunch,

and I'm like, yeah, every damn time

I go down to make food and then they're

like, lunch or breakfast?

Yes, that is what it is. Good observation.

I don't know why I feel triggered by it.

What's the point of saying that?

But they all say it like it's a Malaysian

greeting, I guess. I guess it's like a

Malaysian way of saying hello.

Well, they keep telling me what food there

is, like, oh, there's some donuts,

Daniel. Oh, there's rice in the fridge.

My dad used to do that as well, and it

annoyed me. I'd go down for dinner and

he'd be like, oh, Daniel, there's lasagna

in the fridge. Thanks, I'm not blind.

I'll open the fridge and I'll see it

myself. Don't need to tell me what the

food options are. Yeah, I can see there's

whatever there is. Don't need to tell me.

Get my own food. I don't need to be told

what to eat. I don't like people bossing

me about, about food. I get my own damn

food, okay? I go down, I look for the

food, I make my own food. I hate people

telling me what to eat. I was looking for

lunch and there's like donuts and like 2

of the relatives said there's donuts.

Yeah, I can see the donuts. I want lunch,

not fucking donuts. Fucking hell.

Who eats a donut for lunch? Donut is like

a dessert. It's a snack. It's a treat.

It's not lunch. Lunch is a sandwich.

And a banana and some crisps. Fucking

donut. 2 of them come into the kitchen

like, oh, the donuts here, don't you? Why

don't you have donuts? Looking for some

bread so I can make a fucking sandwich.

God, I feel so annoyed.

I hope they don't see that.

I think my mum was watching my stream

because, you know, I was complaining,

saying that someone ate my bacon and

someone ate my pot noodles. She, she went

out and she bought some bacon. I think she

was watching my stream.

Don't tell them I just complained, but I'm

not eating donut for lunch. Oh my God.

Imagine eating a donut for lunch.

I wanted a bacon sandwich, but I couldn't

find any bread.

People trigger me so much about food.

Donut is like a dessert. After you have

dinner, you make some tea and you have a

donut. That's what a donut's for.

I got a big box of pot noodles because

someone was eating my pot noodles. I had

to put it in my room. Look, someone took

my Nescafé Gold as well,

so I bought my own Nescafé

Gold. This is my favorite coffee. So in

Thailand, I was having this instant coffee

called Trio, but they don't sell that

here, so this is the next best thing.

My mum has Nescafé Original, but I don't

like it. This is This has a stronger

taste, rich aroma, and smooth taste. I

like this one. Oh yeah. Oh, I got that

bamboo coffee. Do you remember I got the

bamboo roasted coffee in Kyoto? That

tastes rubbish, and it's not freeze-dried.

It's like drip coffee. It's ground-up

beans, and I poured water into it, and it

didn't dissolve, and I had to pour the

bits out into the bin. You're supposed to

get like a drip filter, so I found a

kettle with a filter in it. And I drip-fed

it in and it tastes rubbish. So weak and

diluted even though I put a tiny bit of

milk. This is much stronger and nicer.

And I got these.

I got a big box beef and tomato because I

bought a 4-pack of chicken and mushroom

and 2 of them went missing.

Where's my Crusaders knife? I'll just use

my scissors. I've got to keep all my, my

snacks in my room now. But they left

for a week. They went on a road trip to

Wales. They rented a car.

They got this Citroën. Don't know what it

is. Citroën car.

Oh, uh, thanks, uh, Gary. ¥100,

so generous. I knew

you were gonna drink your sister's gift.

Yeah, well, there were too many people and

I couldn't give her my gift because she

was always so busy talking to all the

people. I didn't even get a chance to talk

to her much. I gave her the Suika cards.

I don't think she even cares about coffee

anyway.

What's 100 and what? 100 yen

in pounds. 100 yen in pounds.

Wow, 50p. I'll take that off the total

I owe my mum.

How do I edit it? What? Why can't I edit

it? Oh, I can. What's 50p? So I now owe my

mum 10,900— no,

10,999.50.

Nice.

If all my subs gave me 50 cents, I have

$50,000.

Look what I got.

What? Why?

Ah, they packed it up so much.

Pot noodle. I got 12

beef and tomatoes.

Ta-da! Eat that later.

I was talking to this guy at the wedding

and he was asking me about Japan. And he

said, he said, are you,

are you happy to be back in the UK? And I

said, yeah, I miss the food here. And he

was like, but isn't Japan famous for

having really good food? And I said,

yeah, but I like Pot Noodle more. And then

he was like, but doesn't Japan have ramen?

Isn't ramen really good? I said, yeah, I

like Pot Noodle more than ramen. Ramen's

okay, but I don't really crave ramen.

Like I crave a pot noodle.

Why you said you search for a new

girlfriend? I was saying the reasons why I

left my home is because it gets too hard

to live with my mum after a while.

I had the best lunch ever today. I air

fried crispy bacon put it in a sandwich

with potato salad, and I had pork pie with

cheese and onion crisps. It was the best

meal I ever had, better than anything I

had in Japan.

Japanese food's okay. I think it's a bit

overrated though. It's okay,

but it's not like mouth-wateringly good.

Oh, I found my vape.

It doesn't work. Sometimes it doesn't work

though. I don't know why.

It's supposed to make a sound.

Oh.

Maybe it needs charging.

What else

do I have? Oh, I got my cigar.

Look at that. I should have

brought this to the wedding because at the

wedding loads of people were smoking.

Imagine I go out with them and I'm like— I

prefer my pipe because you get more smoke,

but it's not working.

It's completely pointless. There's no

nicotine. I don't inhale it. I just suck

it and I puff it out because it looks

funny. The noodles break when you toss

them. Uh, it'll be fine.

Whatever.

Do you remember last time I came back

home? I got that red bathrobe. The Hugh

Hefner look. Now I have the samurai look.

And my— where is it?

My Crusader knife. It is

a blend of Asian and Western styles.

I should buy a katana. Maybe I'll get a

katana, my next pointless purchase.

Oh, I got my little microwave still.

My partner

is buying.

I don't know what to buy next.

I'm out of breath now.

Your forearms look thicker. I've been

doing my weight training. Maybe I'll get

protein powder. I'll start working out

to get ripped again.

If I sharpen the katana really sharp, I

could do gardening with it. Then I can

combine my love for Japan with helping my

mum to do gardening. Save it for

traveling. I don't want to travel anymore.

Boring. I wanna buy

a Tesla. I saw a secondhand Tesla Model 3

on AutoTrader. £14,000.

Not bad. If I sell

all my stocks, I will have £8,000.

Then I need £6,000. I just put on the

credit card and

get a Tesla Model 3. But I don't want

Model 3, I want Model Y. The Model 3 is

really low down. You drive like this. I

don't like driving like this, like a

sports car. I want to sit up high.

Oh, my mum's back already. I thought they

were going somewhere. I actually quite

like my mum's car, the Honda CR-V.

It's very high up, feels very stable and

safe. I don't like low cars. Because it

feels scary. You really feel the speed

when you're lower down. I don't really

like the feel of the speed. I like to

feel— I like to be able to be

high up and have a view of everything

around me and feel superior because I'm

like bigger and higher up.

So if I was going to get a Tesla, it would

have to be Model Y because that's the only

SUV. No, I'm not getting Cybertruck.

Cybertruck's ugly. I don't like the

Cybertruck. Looks stupid. I like the Model

Y look, the sleek curves and the

glass ceiling.

No, I can't get one. It's too expensive.

Hmm, I wonder what my mum and Dave Gibson

are gonna do today. Probably make a

big fire in the garden again.

That's all they do, they just stand around

the garden burning stuff.

Remember 1% cashback. I don't get cashback

in Europe, so the 1% cashback thing only

works outside of Europe. In Europe I get

0.01% cashback.

Why would you buy a car? Yeah, that's the

problem. I don't need a car.

Even if I had a car, I wouldn't use it

because I don't do anything. I just sit in

my house,

but it's nice to have a car.

Makes you feel cool. Maybe I get a

motorbike. No, then I have to

wear a helmet. I don't like wearing

helmets, it messes up my hair.

Yeah, so the whole Revolut

plan is kind of pointless now because I

don't use an ATM.

When you're overseas and use ATM, you get

the ATM currency fee, but if you use

Revolut, you don't get that. But I don't

use an ATM anymore because I'm back home.

I don't get 1% cashback because I'm not

outside of Europe. I don't use any of the

perks like the free subscriptions to

Financial Times or whatever, so it's

basically useless for me now. I can't

cancel it because I paid for a whole year

upfront. My next payment is in 2025

January, so that was a bit of a waste of

money, but I got a cool metal card.

It should drive your cum— your cum's more—

what? Your mum's car?

That came out wrong. You should drive your

cum's ma. I nearly said You

should drive your mum's car. No, because

then I've got to pay for insurance.

I want to get on those Japanese fans. I

feel hot now. Wait, I think I saw one in

my sister's room. Wait.

I can't find it. I think she tied it up

and she moved it.

Am I a consumerist? I get bored and then I

buy stuff on Amazon. That's one of the

reasons I miss living in the UK, having

Amazon. Because I didn't have Amazon in

Thailand. Every time I wanted to buy

something, I had to ask because Thai

websites were difficult to sign up to. I

didn't really buy much on Japan Amazon.

I don't know what to buy next.

I bought some coconut milk powder

to make curry.

Well, I'm not gonna make it, my mum's

gonna make it. I don't know why they don't

have Amazon in Thailand. It's kind of

weird. Should I buy the katana?

I want to get the fan, then I can fan

myself. Don't need to go to Japan, bring

Japan to my bedroom.

I can't believe this, this cost me £100.

It was so worth it. Look how cool I look.

I should make videos in this pretending

I'm Japanese. People would believe me.

See, even Japanese people think I'm

Japanese. That, um, Asagi's Life girl,

she was talking about me. She said, oh,

Daniel, isn't he that skinny half-Japanese

guy? See, people saying I don't look

Japanese. Japanese people can't tell if

I'm Japanese or not. I look more Japanese

than the anime man does.

I thought you stole it. No, I lied about

stealing it. I'll be honest, I lied that I

stole this because I was embarrassed to

admit that it cost me £100. I wish I did

steal it though. I should have stole the

one out of the Ryokan. They had a nice

winter one with like fluffy innards.

Now unfortunately, I bought this with my

own money that I owed my mum.

On the first, first 2 days I got back to

the UK, I went straight on Amazon and I

spent like £400. I bought like

a high-power laptop

charger because my Thailand didn't work in

the plug. I bought fancy USB high-wattage

fast charger plug, cost like £30. I bought

this pro gaming gaming mouse with RGB

lights.

It's also got mouse— I mean wireless phone

charging, wireless charging area,

and it cost £30. And I got What

else? I got this Damascus steel 67 times

folded pro chef's knife for £65.

I got it on my spreadsheet here.

I bought— I bought storage fabric

drawers inside of my closet. I showed you

it before, it was pretty nice, that grey

one there. That cost me £40.

And then I got— yeah,

that was it, I think. Oh, Tesco groceries

cost me £65. I got Japanese rice wine.

That cost £22. Pot noodle

cost me £13. Been spending a lot.

Everything's more expensive here.

I got a box of jasmine tea.

How's Sabrina doing? She hurt her leg. I

went to bed around 10 PM, but they were

still partying, and apparently she fell

over and she had to go to the doctors to

get it dressed up, and it was like a

pretty bad wound. So she was like a bit

down and sad. I think she was sad the

wedding's over. She seemed a bit low

energy afterwards. I felt sad as well

after all the excitement and all the

people, and then you wake up the next day

and everyone's gone and the tent is like

this trashed, booze-smelling dump when

the day before it was like this really

nice place full of people having a good

time. The next day is like the aftermath,

and you're walking around the battlefield

seeing what's left, the remains, the

wreckage. Felt a bit melancholic.

And then all the people came to come and

pick up the tent and the portable toilet.

The catering people came to pick up all

the cooking stuff. Now it's all back to

Finally, I can move on with my life to the

next stage. The wedding

was like the first thing, the first big

thing. Now that's finished, I can move

on to the next thing. I don't know what it

I get my YouTube pay in 5 days.

It's going to be about £800, but I'm

already overdraft £550, so as soon as

I get it, I'm I would only have £250 left.

I have to pay my mum back some money this

month, and I gotta pay the credit card,

so I'm gonna have to go back into

overdraft. Or I could just pay her back

£200 and not go into overdraft.

Maybe I'll just give her £200 and put £50

on the credit card and not go overdraft.

I got £180 in Bitcoin, and I've got £100

in my Revolut savings. I'm really living

paycheck to paycheck. As soon as my

YouTube money comes in, it's all gone

straight away to pay off the overdraft,

and then I gotta pay my mom and the credit

card. Really sucks.

Hopefully July will be better.

June's been pretty rubbish, but it's been

hard to get back into the swing of things

with all the wedding stuff happening.

Someone's coming upstairs.

How much did you pay for the pot noodle?

I paid ¥1,299, so it's about £1 per pot.

So that's about ¥200. Is that expensive

for instant ramen?

Get a job and quickly pay it off.

If I got a job for minimum wage, I would

have to work for 5

months to make about $10K.

I guess it would speed things up, but I'm

not in a rush really. I don't mind taking

it slow.

Yeah, I'm not getting a job. I need to go

10 years without having a job. That's my

goal in life. My last job was 2017.

We need to get to 2027 without getting a

job. Then I can make a video about not

having a job for 10 years. That's my life

goal. If I was going

to get a job, I don't know. We could look

now. Get job UK Kent Maidstone.

Totaljobs.com. I don't even know what the

job website is.

What's the lowest paying job? I can't do

anything high-paying.

The first jobs that pop up: residential

conveyancing legal secretary.

Oh yeah, I could do that.

You need at least 1 year of solid property

expertise, strong and efficient

secretarial and admin skills. I know how

to make a spreadsheet. I know one

function, equals SUM, and then you

add or minus. High level of attention to

detail, fast, accurate typing ability.

I'm pretty good at typing.

Experiencing— experience of using case

management system. I don't even know what

Court usher, £10.42 an hour.

That's rubbish. What does a court usher

Escort customers to the courtroom. See

that they are hydrated. That's easy,

just get them a drink. Admin duties.

Ensure the transactions of legal documents

within the courtroom.

You need to be able to deal with