BELLE DELPHINE FOLLOWS ME ON INSTAGRAM

Look at this. This is really strange.

Look at these footprints. Don't they look

like dog footprints? There's no way my

cat's footprint is this big, and the shape

isn't the same. We don't have a dog.

Look, there's more here, more here. They

go off this way.

So there's a dog. There's been a dog in

the garden walking around. Look, there's

more, there's more. Look, this one,

that, that one. I don't know if,

if the prints go into here or not. It's a

bit a bit creepy. There's vines blocking

the door. Hello?

Anyone here?

Hello?

So there's this girl called Belle Delphine

who follows me on Instagram. Not making it

up. If you want to check yourself, you can

go on to her page. She has 2.5 million

followers. And she's only following 299

people. Fuck, it's cold. So if you go onto

her following page and then type in

rabbits— you just type in rab and then my

Instagram comes up. Rabbits Ate My Family.

That's my Instagram. So she's following

me, and I think she's been following me

for quite a while. I'm not quite sure why.

Hello and welcome back to my brand new

YouTube studio. It's very cozy,

it's very nice in here. Would you like to

have a look?

So it all started sometime around last

year. A bunch of people messaged me on

Instagram saying Daniel, Daniel, did you

know Belle Delphine follows you on

Instagram? And at the time I didn't know

who she was and I didn't really care, so I

just ignored them. But people kept

messaging me, so I decided to try and find

out who she was, and she's actually pretty

famous. She's, um,

she's pretty famous for taking photos

of herself. And she makes a funny

face where she sticks her tongue out. And

she does some funny videos where she pours

eggs down her chest and, um,

yeah. I don't really care about this.

It's just— do you wanna see my shed

instead? I think it's more interesting.

This is the shed at the end of my garden.

My father said that his father built it.

To raise chickens, but there are no more

chickens in there now. All that remains

are memories from my childhood. Uh, this

is just, um, you know, it's just a rundown

abandoned shed. My dad wants to knock it

down because it's ugly. I don't want him

to knock it, knock it down. I think it

looks pretty cool, and my granddad built

it. I feel like it's, it's history. It's

part of the history of this property, and

I think it'd be a real shame to knock it

down. Uh, but seriously, I think it's

pretty cool that she's following me. I'm

not sure why, like I said before, because

99% of the people who she follows on

Instagram are girls, models, makeup

artists, and I'm neither of those things.

It'll be interesting to find out why she's

following me in the first place. A lot of

people like to tease her, make fun of her,

and call her horrible names because she's

making a lot of money. If you go onto her

Patreon, she has about 200 2,500 patrons

on it, and, um, that's at least $2,500 a

month. I went onto this website where they

predict how much she earns, and it says

anywhere between $7,000 and $39,000,

which is— even at the low end of $7,000,

that's $7,000 a month just for taking

photos of yourself. It's pretty

impressive. I don't have anything bad to

say about it. I think it's pretty

respectable to, um, to be able to build

your own business, a really successful

business like that and make a lot of money

doing something you love doing. I think

that's way more respectable than, uh,

working 10 hours a day at McDonald's

because you don't know what to do with

your life. I don't really like all this

thot patrol stuff that's going on on

YouTube where these weird guys are

whinging about e-girls making money off of

their good looks. I don't think there's

anything wrong with that. I wish I was a

an e-girl. Wish I was a sexy cute girl. I

would have no shame. I would make so much

money. I'd be doing everything. I'd be

selling photos of myself. I'd be selling

secret videos. I'd be selling my dirty

underwear. Anyway, let's get back to my

shed. This was the front door.

Well, it still is the front door, but no

one uses it anymore. Who's barking?

Ah, it's kind of distracting.

Me and my sister used to play in here. We

used to pretend it's our house, and our

cousins used to come over and we would set

up chairs. Look, there's still a chair

over there. Maybe it's the same chair. We

set up chairs and tables and we pretended

it was some kind of house. It was kind of—

it was fun. It's a fun thing to do when

you're a kid. I don't really want to go

onto the second floor right now because

it's, it's a bit unstable. The roof over

there collapsed. My dad told me not to go

in here because it might collapse any

moment. It's pretty old and rotting.

And this corner is where we found our

third cat, Tiggs. Unfortunately, she got

hit by a car quite a long time ago and she

passed away. Her gravestone is somewhere

over there. We have Pipi, Tiggs, and

Toffee now. Collection of dead cats in our

garden. I think I was around 12

or 13 when we found her. She was just a

little kitten, and me and my sister, we

brought out bowls of milk to try and lure

her into the house, and we managed to get

her into the house. She tried to run away.

She ran into the door because it was a

glass door and she thought it was open,

but eventually she learned She came around

and she learned to love us and we kept her

as our pet. It's very hard to talk right

now because my lips are going numb.

You know, this video was supposed to be a

video about Belle Delphine, but I have no

idea what to talk about for 10 minutes

about her. She's basically— she just takes

photos and she's a young,

attractive young lady. She makes a lot of

money. I don't know how all these

YouTubers are making these 15 to 20 minute

long videos about her. This is why I can't

do commentary, because it's just so

boring. I just don't care about all these

people. Okay, I'll try again. I'll try and

do it properly. Um, the young,

attractive, famous lady called Belle

Delphine follows me on Instagram. Bet

you're jealous. From a scale of of 1 to

10, uh, tell me how jealous you are. No,

no, I can't do it. I just don't know what

else to say. Uh, just Google her, it'll be

a lot more interesting. Look, look, the

footprints go off in this direction. What

footprints are these? If there's any dog

experts, let me know if you know what kind

of dog this, this footprint is from.

Look, it goes off in this direction.

Let's follow it. Where will it lead us to?

Looks like he dug a hole. Did he dig a

hole here, or was it a rabbit's hole? And

then he went this way.

I think he was just sniffing the rabbit

holes. Must have smelt like rabbits.

Oh look, these are trees my dad must have

planted. He wrapped plastic around it.

So weird, my dad not being here. I hope

he gets better soon. He must be so scared.

Uh, maybe I can give you an update. Um,

he's woken up. Yeah, he's, uh, he's out of

the coma, but he can't speak because they

put a pipe in his throat. It's called a

tracheostomy or something. And he's using

his own lungs to breathe instead of the

oxygen machine, but it means that he can't

use his vocal box, his vocal cords,

because, um, there's no air going into

them. They're going straight into his

lungs, so he can't talk. He can barely

move. He can move his lips and he can open

his eyes and his eyes move around. Went to

see him yesterday. I said, hello, Dad. He

just looks at me. There's nothing else he

can do. It was a bit weird. He was just

staring at me. It was kind of like he was,

um, giving me the evils. It's weird

because he looks, he looks really young.

His wrinkles have gone because his face

looks kind of swollen and bloated. His

lips have swelled up. They look kind of

thick and they're all pink because they

put some kind of moisturizer on it.

And he looks really young. It's very

Anyway, we're going to see him

again today. Hopefully he's, um, he's a

bit better. I feel kind of strange seeing

him because he can see me now.

Before, he was sleeping and I didn't feel

so awkward just looking at him, but now

he's awake, I feel like it's kind of rude

to just stand there staring at him, and I

feel kind of silly talking to him when he

can't talk back. You can ask him questions

and he, he kind of nods or he shakes his

head. He also creases his eyebrows.

I'm not sure what that means. Maybe it

means he's not sure or he's confused.

Bit of a tricky situation with my wife

right now because she wants to go back to

Japan. She's bored out of her mind. She

has nothing to do, no work to do. She was

just sleeping most of the day yesterday.

And I said she can go back by herself if

she wants to because I'm staying. I want

to stay until my dad gets better. I want

to see him. I want to talk to him. I don't

want to be halfway across the world when

my dad's like that in that situation.

And he's still, he's still not completely

out of the woods, you know. He's getting

better and he's woken up, but But still,

still, things could still go wrong, and if

something does go majorly wrong, I want to

be here, not, not in Japan.

So yeah, this is a bit of a tricky

situation. I'm not sure how to handle it.