Making Spring Rolls In My Kitchen )

Hello,

why is my lens all smudged?

It's cooking time.

Cooking. I'm bored. I was

going to go outside and look for Ice

Poseidon, but it's raining. Don't really

feel like it anymore.

Well, I guess I'll do some cooking then.

Nothing else to do.

Do I stay inside all day? Most of it.

That's why my channel is called Hide in My

Room, because I'm in my room all

What do I have in the fridge?

Some bacon,

spring roll paper, mushrooms,

and green pepper. That's all I have.

I was thinking about going outside to do a

stream, but then it started raining. Now I

don't really feel like it. I lost my

energy. I was really energetic yesterday.

And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go outside

and do a stream, look for Ice Poseidon.

And then today came, and now I just feel

like, ugh, can't be bothered.

He's in Kyoto. I know, I think I know

where he is. He's in some kind of karaoke

place in a town near around

Kyoto. Pretty sure

it'd be easy to find him. I Googled the

karaoke place they're at and there's only

2, one in Osaka, one in Kyoto,

so I think it'd be easy.

I'd like to meet him, it would be

interesting I guess, but I'm kind of

nervous about it.

I was thinking of doing a stream whilst

looking for him. I thought that'd be quite

But I don't really feel like it now. I'm

not sure why.

Maybe it's like a chemical imbalance.

Yesterday I was feeling all hypergetic—

hyper— hyper— what's the word? It's not

hypergetic, is it? Hyperkinetic?

Hyperactive? Then I fell asleep and I woke

up today and now I feel depressed again.

So annoying when you have Mild depression,

and then it stops you from doing things

you want to do. I don't know

if it's depression or if it's the anxiety.

I was feeling pretty brave yesterday,

but now today I feel not

so great.

And it's raining, and I keep coming up

with all these excuses. I'd like to get a

selfie with him, that'd be pretty cool.

And my wife wanted to meet him as well,

even though she doesn't even know who he

is.

I don't even know what would happen if I

met him. Maybe we'd just take a picture

together and then I would go, or he would

let me just hang around, stay in the

stream. I'm not sure. It would be weird.

It would be— I, I would feel as though I

was just trying to use him to get views,

which I guess is kind of true. If I was

doing a stream,

he might not want me to try and leech off

him. But that's not the whole reason,

because I find it kind of interesting

since I guess I'm kind of a fan of his.

Not a huge fan. Haven't been watching

very recently, so I don't know what's been

going on.

Oh my God, can't believe it.

Am I supposed to cook the fillings

first?

Um,

let's just do it like this without any

seasoning, and then after it's finished

cooking, I'll just get some sauce and dip

it in the sauce.

What do you think of that?

Uh, videos. I need to make a video.

I don't have any video to upload tonight.

I didn't make one. I don't know what to

make one about. Can't be bothered. I feel

like I'm starting to get sick of doing

YouTube. It's just I

don't feel like doing it.

It's just weird because I used to love

doing it, and I used to have all these

ideas of what I wanted to make. I have

no ideas, or I have a couple, but they're

not interesting. I don't want to do it.

I feel like giving up already.

It's just not very interesting for me

anymore. It's like me doing the same,

same thing over and over again.

I guess I feel a bit burnt out with the

I lost my mojo.

Fuck,

it was on the whole time.

Fucking hell, who turned it on?

That hurt my finger.

It's not even switched on. It was hot.

Look,

I lost $500. You know the Surface Pro

I got? Well, I was gonna use it and then

return it and get all my money back. They

only refunded me half of the money. So I

spent $1,000 on it, they only sent me back

$500-ish. I have no idea why, because

usually Amazon returns 100%.

Now I just basically pissed $500 down the

toilet and I've got nothing out of it.

Well, I got to try out the Surface Pro. I

guess that was the whole reason for

getting it in the first place. In England,

you can buy stuff and then you can open

it, use it, and you

can get a full refund. So I just assumed

Japan was the same, but apparently not. I

don't know if it's Japan Amazon that's

different or if it's that seller that I

bought it from.

I need more oil.

So I just lost $500 so I could play with a

Surface Pro for a day. I could have gone

to the shop for that.

And then I lost another $100 because I

bought a GoPro for $400 and And then the

week later, a few days ago, there was a

Prime sale and the GoPro was on sale for

30,000. So if I just bought it a week

later, could have saved 100.

But should I put more mushrooms?

It's kind of annoying, I guess, but

there's no way I could have known because

I've, I've used Amazon for a long time.

And they've always refunded me 100%,

even after I've made a mess of it. And I

didn't make a mess of the box. I opened it

neatly because I knew I was going to

Stupid seller.

Maybe their special returns policy was

special and I didn't check it,

so Oh,

I guess it's my fault.

My wife wants to meet Ice Poseidon. She

said it would be fun to meet a famous

person. He's all

the way in Kyoto. He was in Namba a few

nights ago, but he stopped streaming.

Shortly after we started watching.

I guess it might be fun.

I'm not sure why everyone hates Ice

Poseidon now. He gets loads of dislikes.

He doesn't get anywhere near the amount of

viewers he used to. I remember watching

him a couple months ago when he was in

Japan. And he would get about 5,000 to

6,000 viewers. Now he only gets about

2,000. And then last year, he used to get

way more last year. He used to get at

least 10,000 every stream.

I'm not really sure. There's something

about a Ponzi scheme. I don't even know

what a Ponzi scheme is.

What is a Ponzi scheme? Can someone

explain it to me? He had some

kind of mansion where he had other live

streamers in it, and then he was taking a

cut of the donations, and then he shut the

whole thing down,

didn't he?

And now apparently everyone hates him.

People hate people for stupid reasons. I

wouldn't hate him for that.

Why am I frying on the floor?

Where else am I supposed to fry? There's

nowhere else to fry.

Why do people keep asking me why do I fry

on the floor? Why not?

Because if I fry over there on the table,

it's going to make all the curtains and

the bedding smell like oil. Oil is going

to splash around. I can't fry here because

there's no plugs. There's one up there,

but it's too far away. The only plug is

over there, so it just makes sense to fry

on the floor. Jesus Christ,

is it really that big of a deal?

Put the table where the fryer is. Why?

Why carry the whole table over here when

it's just elevating it off the floor by a

few inches?

Stop questioning everything I do.

There's nothing wrong with cooking on the

floor. It's not like it's covered in pig

shit, is it? It's just a wooden surface,

just the same as a table, just doesn't

have any legs. Yeah, well,

it gets a little bit irritating when every

single thing you do gets questioned.

Why'd you do this? Why'd you do that?

Why'd you do this? Why'd you do that?

Why'd you do it like that? Why'd you do it

like this? Oh my God, drive you crazy.

Trust me,

if I had

a big spacious counter and a big spacious

table, then yeah, I'd cook on the table or

the counter, but I don't. The biggest

surface is the

I'm not sure if I talked about The visa

situation. I went to immigration a couple

days ago. Nothing happened. They just

stamped my passport for an extra 90 days.

Well, at least no one approached me, came

up to me this time. I don't know if anyone

recognized me, or maybe they did and they

didn't. They just ignored me,

which is good. I didn't really want anyone

to come up to me. Anyway,

I wore my GoPro just in case there was

some kind of funny interaction, but there

I'm not really sure what to do for my next

video. I think I'm going to take a break.

Well, I'm not going to try and make a

video today because I just can't be

Maybe tomorrow.

I'll have a good night's sleep.

See if I feel better tomorrow. I don't

know what to do for a video. I honestly

have no ideas. There's nothing to talk

about in my life. There's nothing going

on.

There's nothing I really want to talk

What would I have done in the past?

Maybe go to the love hotel with the Hong

Kong guy. That'll get views.

Such a pain though, I have to meet him and

actually go to the hotel.

I don't really want to do the stuff that I

have to do to get content. I don't want to

meet people. I don't want drama. I don't

want arguments. I don't want to get kicked

out or banned. I don't want this stuff

happening. But if it doesn't happen, then

I don't have anything to talk about.

In a bit of a pickle, a bit of a dilemma.

Oh, thank you, Shun. Make a video about my

school days. I did. It was about bullying.

I put it on Patreon.

Just don't really know what to do. Maybe

I'll go to Kyoto and look for ice

Poseidon.

When he leaves the karaoke place, maybe I

should go now and stand outside of the

karaoke place and

then just stalk him, follow him.

What do you think? Only takes an hour.

It'll take me about 15 minutes to get to

Osaka, then I walk to Umeda Station,

and then I get on the train from Umeda to

Kyoto. Take about 50 minutes, I think.

But it's raining and I don't really feel

like seeing anyone right now.

I wouldn't mind going for a walk, but I

don't really feel like talking.

And Ice is the kind of person who makes me

feel very uncomfortable.

He's so loud and he's always

doing embarrassing things. I was watching

them in the karaoke place and that, you

know what they're doing? They were going

from room to room, just, just entering the

other karaoke rooms, asking the other

people if they wanted to join them. It was

so embarrassing to watch. You do not do

that. This— that's so rude to just barge

into someone else's karaoke room.

It's like barging into, into the toilet

when someone's using it.

And they do all this weird stuff. Asking

strangers stupid things.

Yeah, it's kind of funny to watch,

but I'd be so embarrassed if I was there

with them.

It reminds me when I met David Bond. He

did similar stuff. He would just walk up

to strangers and start asking them

questions, and then he would make me ask

them questions because I speak Japanese

and he doesn't. And I felt really

uncomfortable.

I'm not sure if this sauce is gonna taste

well— taste good with the spring roll.

I went to— I went to have lunch with David

Bond. We had ramen, and he took

out all the vegetables from the ramen bowl

and just dumped them on the table. It was

so embarrassing. Who does that? He says he

doesn't like the vegetables and he just

took all the vegetables out of the ramen

and then dumped them into a pile on the

table, not even onto a tissue.

Quite good,

actually.

It's actually

not bad. Quite impressed.

Some asparagus would be nice.

Let's make another one.

I might make 2 more. I don't want to make

too many because then I won't be hungry

for dinner.

This bacon's quite good, although it's

more like ham. You could eat it like this,

it's already cooked.

But it's, it's quite tasty.

Do I have the SD card back? No, she's

keeping it somewhere secret.

I'm not sure why she's keeping it though.

She said she saw the Hong Kong girl. I

forgot I had the Hong Kong girl's pictures

What is my favorite dish? Uh, I like bacon

and eggs, some hash brown baked beans.

I don't really care if she has the SD

card, doesn't really bother me. She can

keep it if she wants.

What food do I hate? I hate seafood.

I like fish. Apart from fish, I hate

seafood like lobster, crab,

mussels, oysters. That stuff's disgusting

for They look gross. They look like little

aliens from some kind of horror movie.

Those big prawns, uh, all the legs.

I don't care if they taste good or not,

they look disgusting.

Fish is okay, but crustaceans and

shellfish, gross.

Mussels, oysters, yuck. Look like snot.

They look like little aliens from the

Alien movie, the ones that jump on your

The dipping sauce is men

tsuyu. It's like a Japanese noodle sauce.

Lobsters are gross.

I remember my mum bought a lobster about 4

years ago when my Korean girlfriend came

to stay, and it was so

gross. She had to kill it as well, and she

didn't know how to kill it properly. She

shoved a metal spike, a skewer, up its

anus, and it didn't die straight away. It

was like flinching in pain. It was so

disgusting. I felt sorry for it. If you're

gonna kill it, at least kill it quickly.

Didn't even taste good. Tastes like dried

Imagine having— imagine having a metal

skewer shoved up your anus.

I don't know why my mum killed it like

that. Usually you boil them and they die

pretty quickly, don't you?

Never heard of anyone shoving a skewer up

its backside. Crabs. I hate

crabs as well. Yuck.

Oh, I don't mind octopus and squid.

They're okay. Quite like octopus.

I like prawns, but only after they've been

deshelled and cleaned up. I don't like how

they look naturally.

I don't like oysters,

they're disgusting.

Can't I use a knife? Why use a knife when

it's easier to use scissors?

Ah, it's falling apart.

Hmm, not bad.

Oh, it's only 5. Might stream for an hour.

Don't really feel like streaming actually.

Well, I don't know what else to do. If I

don't stream, I'll just end up playing

Rainbow Six all day. If I

don't play Rainbow Six,

I'll end up pacing up and down the room.

Oh, I dropped it.

Life's very hard when you don't have

anything to do. What would

you be doing if you had nothing to do?

I'll make one more and then I'll be done.

I might go for a walk in the rain,

that's usually quite relaxing.

Not really sure what to do for

content.

Oh, that was close. I nearly cut my

finger.

Problem with these sheets is if you don't

use all of them, they dry up, so probably

have to chuck them away after this. I

don't think I'm going to be making spring

rolls again soon.

It's so hot, I'm sweating.

I really want to do a stream outside.

It's just really difficult walking out,

walking out the door and going outside

when I don't actually have to. It's very

difficult.

I just don't find it that fun going

outside. It's not

that interesting. There's shops

and there's people and there's cars. Once

you've been outside once, then you know

what it's like out there. It's nothing

special.

Oh,

I want to get a chest mount for my phone

so I could stream. Without having to hold

the camera.

Then I'd feel less awkward about it. I

could just walk into shops and they

wouldn't realize that I'm filming.

I don't know, I need to do it when I'm in

a good mood. If I do it when I'm in a bad

mood, then it's kind of boring to watch,

I guess.

If I was in a good mood, I don't know what

I'd be talking about. Same old things.

How about trying to build some muscle? I

do push-ups. I do about 20 in the morning,

then I do another 20. I think I can do

more than 20 now. I can do nearly 30.

I tried streaming on the GoPro, but it

kept having problems. There were these— it

kept disconnecting, and it was kind of

annoying setup.

I wish I had a cat. I think having a cat

would make life more fun. It would give me

something to do. I'd have to look after

it, clean up after it, feed it, and then

it'd be cute so I could play with it as

well. My wife won't let me get one.

Maybe I'll just go and get one anyway,

surprise her with it. I wonder what she

would do. She'd probably make me take it

back to the shop.

She keeps saying we're not allowed pets

here, and then I say, how would they even

know we have a pet?

These would taste good if I had some

asparagus,

and some bean sprouts would be good as

well.

I don't understand why my mood keeps going

up and down. It's a bit annoying.

One day I feel really energetic and the

next day I feel really down. Why?

Why does this happen?

Yesterday I was feeling so great.

Is it the weather? Is it my diet?

Maybe everyone's like this. Maybe everyone

mood— everyone's mood changes daily.

Oh no.

Dropped it. I think I'll turn

the fryer off now.

Do I drink a lot of coffee? Yeah, I

usually have at least 2 cups a day. I have

one in the morning and then I usually have

one after dinner, or sometimes in the

afternoon.

I feel like drinking coffee now. The more

you talk about it, the more I want one.

It just makes me feel comfy. Tastes good.

It has this nice cozy feeling.

Mm, that's so good.

What should I do now?

What should I do now?

We move on to the exciting Part

of the stream where I do the washing up.

I have acerola juice.

I don't know how to say it in English.

Acerola.

It's got vitamin C.

Ah, let's get rid of the oil now.

Chop down.

Oh, it's so hot.

Hmm, well, not much

else to do, I guess.

Oh wow,

look what I did!

Who saw it?

I'm pretty good at shooting.

Watch, I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot it so It

drops down.

Ah, missed.

It's really hard to hit it now.

Oh no,

bullets.

Starting to feel a bit better, actually.

Yeah, maybe I'll even make a coffee.

Do do do do do do do do do do

do do do.

Feel a bit better now.

Oh ho ho! Oh!

Oh, not bullets again.

But I'll show you how to reload.

Oh no, no, no,

no, don't run away.

And then you shove it back in,

pull back, and then you're ready

to go. And then you're ready

to go.

Oh, did you see that one?

What, what happened? Oh.

Oh,

missed.

Oh.

Oh,

it's stuck.

It bounces off the wall and it hits me in

the face. Don't like it.

That was

a good one. Pretty good.

Whoa.

I'm so bored. What should

I do?

Oh, I did it! Who saw it?

I shot it down,

shot it down from the sky in

its prime of life.

Okay, now what do we do?

What should we do now?

Now let's pick them all up.

That's strange. I can't find many of them.

I'll look for them later. It's not

important. Look at my target sheet.

Straight in the bullseye.

Pretty impressive.

This is my gun. I call it Charlie,

my best friend. It's raining

and pouring.

The old man is snoring.

Do you want to see my penis cream?

Thrush external cream.

Uh, I'm bored.

Boring.

Boring, boring.

Go meet people. Oh, I tried that. It was

boring as well.

Do you like my new t-shirt?

I bought it from GU.

GU. I don't know what GU stands for.

General underwear.

General undergarments.

4 here.

I didn't think being a YouTuber would be

so boring. You'd think

being a YouTuber would be the best thing

in the world. Wow, a YouTuber,

that's like being famous.

Let me show you the rain without doxxing

myself.

If I show you the ground, then you can't

see where I live.

Oh, I really want to show you outside. It

looks so cool from the balcony. From the

balcony, you can see all these buildings.

I can't show you because then people will

find my address, start putting it on the

internet. I guess it doesn't really

matter, it's just kind of annoying. I

don't really care if people know where I

live. I'm not scared,

it's not like I'm scared about it, it's

just irritating. They start bragging about

it. Oh look, I found where Daniel lived,

send him stuff. No one sent me anything.

No one sent me a single thing, not even

£5.

Was the Surface Pro crap? Yeah, it was

really bad. It's a terrible tablet,

really laggy, choppy,

slow. I downloaded iPadOS,

the beta version. It's good,

but the YouTube app

keeps crashing, keeps freezing.

Play Rainbow Six. I don't know if I can

stream and play Rainbow Six at the same

Let me

try.

Oh, I keep typing my password in wrong.

Ah,

there we go.

Need to restart it first.

Oh, now it's crashed.

Everything crashes all the time.

What's Ice Poseidon doing?

Oh, they're eating sushi.

What does it have to do with how fishy it

tastes? This is probably like— this is

probably like the fast food equivalent of

like sushi. The place we were in when it

was epic before was like an actual sushi

place. This is literally just somebody

grabbing Meat, cutting it up, putting on a

plate. It's the exact same thing. They

probably get the meat from the same ocean.

No, no, no, dude, listen. What's the

difference? It, it's different. This is

like fast food. You think? It is.

I've been to sushi places that are like,

they are like really— they kill the shit

in front of you. And it's like, kill it in

front of you at the other place. I've

eaten shit that's alive. Do you

think me and Ice would be Friends. I don't

think we have anything in common.

I like his voice, so powerful. My voice is

so weak. My voice is like,

uh, uh, Ice's voice is like,

I can't even do it.

My voice has no energy. I sound like

TotalBiscuit a few months before he died.

TotalBiscuit had a really powerful voice

as well, then he got cancer, and then

his voice started getting weaker and

weaker. Even when

TotalBiscuit had cancer, his voice sounded

more powerful than mine.

I think it'd be boring if I went. I mean,

what would we talk about? They're just

talking about sushi now. Is sushi fast

food? Who cares? Sushi is sushi. It's fish

on rice. Put it in your mouth and then

shit it out. Who gives a fuck if

it's fast food or not?

They talk about the most stupid things,

that Gary guy.

The problem with people is they always

talk about things I don't care about, and

then I have to pretend to be interested in

it when I'm not actually interested.

I don't think I remember anyone talking

about anything that I actually found

interesting. People just talk about

rubbish all

the time.

I don't really want to talk about anything

in particular. I don't really want to

talk, really. There's nothing to say.

And what would I talk about?

How bored I am.

It would be like this. I'd go up to him.

I don't even know if I'd be able to go up

to Ice. Maybe I'll tap him on the shoulder

and say, hey, I Are you Ice?

Even though I know it's him. And then I'd

say, can I take a picture? And then I'd

probably feel really awkward and then say

thanks and then say goodbye. And then I'd

feel stupid for not asking if I could hang

around with him. He probably wouldn't want

to hang around with me because I'm so

boring. I can imagine him

wanting me to hang around if I was this

really fun, interesting,

non-stop loud talking person, but I'd be

boring on his stream. I'd just be

following him around like a,

like, like a lost dog, not saying

anything.

And then I'd feel insecure because

all the other guys would be talking and

laughing. I'd be standing there like a

loser,

feeling depressed because no one's talking

to me, when actually I don't really want

to talk to any of them because they don't

have anything of interest to say. But no

one says anything that's ever interesting.

I can't remember the last time I had a

conversation with someone and I felt like

it was an actually actual interesting

conversation.

I don't even remember having any type of

stimulating, fun conversation where

I was interested in listening to what the

other person had to say. People are just

kind of boring in general.

I don't— can't imagine anything anyone

could say that would make me feel

interested.

You could say, oh, I went to the moon and

I met Putin and his wife stripped

naked and gave me a BJ, and I'd be like,

oh wow, that's pretty cool, I guess.

You could tell me that you're a 10 million

subscriber You have a 1 million subscriber

YouTube channel and you live in a Ferrari,

you drive a mansion. I'd just say,

oh, oh really? Pretending to be interested

when actually I couldn't give a shit.

Maybe Ice Poseidon will sleep with my

wife. At least I can boast

about that. I've decided to fuck my wife.

Not many people could say that, could

they?

Running around at the speed of light.

I don't even know which class I am. I

can't see the bottom of the screen.

Stupid drones. Piss off.

Oh, and that guy with the machine pistol,

what's his name? He's got a cloaking

thing.

Whoa, kill him!

Headshot!

Oh, that stupid shield guy, don't like

him. Oh, he found me.

Get lost! Hate that shield guy.

Oh.

Didn't think he would creep up on me so

quickly. The shield guy's so annoying,

he just stands there.

Like there's a huge difference. Get like

15 more plates of eel testicle. No, dude,

thank you though. It's like McDonald's of

Japan. I don't think so.

I don't think so. What do you mean? You

can tell the difference. You know

McDonald's burger versus real burger. Oh

my God, they're still talking about fast

food McDonald's versus a real burger.

Yeah, because they're prepared differently

and different quality meat. Are you saying

this fish, these fish are lesser quality?

Yes, still talking about the sushi being

fast food. Who cares?

Yeah, if you go to a conveyor belt sushi

place, it's not going to be high quality

sushi. If you want high quality sushi,

you go to a fancy sushi place.

Conveyor belt place is just like the cheap

End of topic, move on. Why are they still

going on about it?

It's really aggravating walking around

with the umbrella and the selfie stick.

I'm not gonna lie. Are you

so sad? Are you

sad? I think

hanging out with the Yumi has been making

me very sad.

How'd you know? He does seem sad, doesn't

he, compared to how he used to be? Ice

Poseidon used to be very high energy,

nonstop talking, kind of crazy. Now he

just seems a bit down. He does seem

a bit depressed.

Maybe it's because he gets less views.

That's how I feel. I miss the days when I

had 700 or 800 people watching.

I actually enjoyed streaming last year,

mid, mid last year, early last year.

Those were the great times. Great. Good

times. I'm not sure why

I stopped enjoying it.

I think it's just the same as everything

else. Everything's fun and exciting at the

beginning, and then you do it for about a

year, and then it just gets boring. Same

with everything. Apart from sex. For some

reason, sex never gets boring unless it's

with the same person all the time.

I feel jealous for those people who never

get bored of anything and they stick with

it 40 years later. Still doing the same

hobby and they've become really good at

it. I'm just not like that. I can't stick

to anything for more than a couple years.

I either give up or get bored after a

couple years.

That's just what it's like.

Whoa, I love knifing them like

that. Just run into the, the room. I just

killed 3 of them. Jesus Christ, where's

Is it him? It's not him. Oh, fucking hell,

I just killed 3 of them. I ran straight

into the room, knife to— that was great.

Hate that Kaplan guy with the explosive

traps. He always ruins my fun because

I always rush straight into the rooms,

and then his bombs usually mess me up. Or

the, the woman, the Asian woman with the

traps, she's irritating.

What doing now? No, it's not true. You can

admit it. It's fine. It's not true.

No, no. I mean like streaming. You have to

take care of the dog. You honestly. I told

I told him get the dog to wag app or give

the dog to Moises. I stay here. I have a

studio session. Yeah, let them play

another week. Next week. They already

booked the studio. It's already ready to

go. Sound money. But even even beyond

that, dude, it's been.

Don't know what they're talking about.

Oh, I can't do it. I was gonna go. I

really wanted to go to Kyoto and meet or

try and find him and follow him around. I

feel so low energy right now. I don't know

why I feel so tired. I haven't done

anything. I feel

so depressed right now.

I just keep thinking to myself, what's the

point? Just cost

me money. Do you know how much money it

costs to go to Kyoto? It's like $20.

And the only reason— there's only 2

reasons why I'd want to go. Number one,

for content, to make a video about it.

And number two, because I kind of like him

and it'd be nice To say hi, I guess. Get a

selfie together.

He was the reason why I started streaming

outside a couple years ago.

I felt inspired. I thought it was really

cool walking around streaming.

Buying stuff in the shops.

It was fun, just talking, people

listening, giving me money.

But then I moved in with my wife,

2017, November. And I stopped doing it,

started streaming inside instead.

And then the only times I streamed outside

was when me and my wife had a big argument

and I stormed out, and then the hotel

He's only here for a week, isn't he? I

think he— yesterday he was in Kyoto.

Day before— I think he's only been here

for about 4 days. I'm not sure if he's

coming back to Osaka or if he's going

straight back to Tokyo. You know,

should I go out? Should I go out on top?

I should go out on the top of the top

of the CX Network. You know, I go on on

top. I had a good time. I didn't embarrass

myself. Nothing bad happened. I had a good

time streaming. I didn't make myself look

like a fool. I had a great time. If I just

move on now, I think it's a win. I agree.

Right, you know what I mean? I think you

should move on. Yeah. With that being

said, I'm gonna need the password to your

YouTube channel to make sure you don't

stream again. I'll just delete it right

now. All right, peace out, guys. I don't

want to delete it. I want to have it in

like memorial, you know? Yeah, well then

you're lying. No, I want it so I can go

back when I go traveling. I don't believe

you. I think you're gonna be streaming.

I think I'm going. I think I'm Jerry

Seinfeld. I think you're a creator.

I think you're a creator.

Like I should just go out on top, dude,

because what would I want to go out on?

What do I want to go out as? Like these

other guys that are just gonna fizzle away

until they can't pay their bills and

they're forced to work other jobs. I might

as well go out. I mean, like I said,

we always talk about money. You'll make

more money that way. As a streamer? Yes.

No, that's— what if I fail? It doesn't

matter. You got beautiful women away. You

still made more money than just winning.

But it's a nice pride. It's like a pride

thing. I hit up my old manager from

Here's a spot as the assistant manager

ready to go. You would rather be an

assistant manager at T-Mobile than a

streamer? Benefits,

discount on my cell phone plan,

guaranteed money. I'll be sure to go

straight away to your store every day. I

fucking imagine if you imagine that

happened like oh hey Gary. Oh yeah, I

still have no jumper. True.

Shit. I don't

know.

I don't know. So I'll just go out of. I

don't— I won't be a streamer anymore.

I'll get with T-Mobile. Do you need

a new cell phone? We should— they should

discuss— you probably get a business plan.

Yeah, I just— T-Mobile I need. Verizon's

not very good. Yeah. Salt and caramel.

Those look straight. How high are those?

I wonder where they are. I'm not sure.

Oh, I don't know. Yesterday, last night,

I was so pumped up. I thought I was

definitely gonna go. I thought I'd just

get on the trains to Kyoto the next day.

Oh, fucking hell. Stupid trap.

Maybe my wife will make me go.

She wants to go. She's at work.

I just feel very negative about it. I keep

thinking, trying to imagine how it would

go.

I'm guessing based on other interactions

that he would ask me some questions like,

where am I from and what am I doing in

Japan?

But then I'd feel awkward. I wouldn't want

to overstay my welcome.

I don't know, I wouldn't— I don't even

know if I'd want to hang around after

saying hello and taking a picture.

It'd be weird.

It might be easier if my wife was there

because then, you know, it's kind of

interesting. Japanese woman.

My wife isn't all awkward and depressing

like I am.

Tomorrow's Friday.

I ordered some stuff. I got this mount

thing and I got wireless Earbuds.

I think if I went with my, my wife

would just end up doing all the talking.

I'd be standing there like a loser being

ignored.

Oh,

so frustrating.

But I keep the livestream on after it's

Over. I don't know, might as well. I have

anything else to upload.

Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. I'm

not quitting streaming, clearly. What

happens to me in life? Like my mom, my

dad, my sister, like Vanessa,

Moises. Oh shit.

Do you have enough cash? Oh, thank you,

thank you. It's all cash. Uh,

$33. Every fucking ATM trip is $100,

dude. All right, I should just— should I

just leave? Well, I just don't go back

ever. Top.

Make ice sweat the weight.

I guess I should think about a video to

make tomorrow. I don't have time today,

wife's back in half an hour.

Basically, I accomplished

I did pretty much nothing today. Didn't do

Well, I uploaded a video to my second

channel. I'm actually enjoying my second

channel way more than my main channel

because I'm doing stuff on my second

channel that I actually want to do, you

know, like talking about tech stuff,

doing GoPro walkabout videos. That's what

I like doing. I don't actually like

standing in front of a stupid mirror

ranting about stuff.

It's nice doing it on the second channel

because I don't have to worry about

getting views.

But my dream is my second channel

overtakes my main channel and then I just

do GoPro walk-around videos and tech

stuff. I don't even care if people think

my opinions on tech stuff are

stupid or not, or if I'm misinformed.

It's not like I research anything. I'm

just telling you what I think of certain

things. I'm not claiming that I know

everything about what I'm talking about.

Stupid fucking

man.

Where's Ice?

Wait, is he— he's in Osaka. What the hell?

I recognize that place. That's where I

said goodbye to the Hong Kong girl.

I'm pretty sure he's back in Osaka.

No way. Where are they? I can't

believe you don't watch Seinfeld. You were

on it. Oh shit, I have to go.

I'm pretty sure this is Seinfeld's

better than The Office. It looks like

Number. What is wrong with you?

Imagine not watching The Office. Are you

kidding me? How do you not watch? I'm

pretty sure that was Number. I can't see

any signs. I've never, I've never seen it,

but it's probably— show me a sign. Okay,

I think scrubs—

let's go! Should I go?

I thought they were going to the festival.

You look the same, you act the same. I

waited all day for them to start

streaming. Yes, you do. This is Number.

That's so wrong. I'm pretty sure the fact

that you don't think The Office is funny,

bro, you need— you need to get— I got to

help you out, dude. Chuck Carrey's in The

Office? No, C4L. I, I need to help you

out. We have to hang out off stream and

like, I got to teach you some things. I

don't want you to teach me anything. Do

you know that like, you know when we were

in Canada, we were staying at a hotel And

I turn— all I did was turn the TV on. Ice

looks at me and he goes, TV, really?

That's literally what you did. I go, I go,

trying to turn the TV off, he's trying to

keep it on. I go, I go to the hotel, I

turn the TV on, he goes, TV. You don't

have to be so anti-normie that you fuck

yourself out of interest. Oh, should I go?

I don't know, I should go. It's like 20

What if

my wife just goes by herself and then she

shows up on the stream? And then I put

something on that you thought was kind of

interesting. No, remember the cop show I

put on that you said they all sounded like

me? You thought that was not bad. Live PD.

Yeah. Oh, that's— Live PD started on

YouTube though. I doubt it. No, it's

probably just broadcasted to YouTube, but

it probably I don't see any signs.

Burger King,

Matsuya. Wikipedia is the shit.

Nah, dude, come on, for real.

Who watches— dude, I don't even have a TV

in my apartment, in all seriousness. I

agree. Yeah, exactly. But I don't have

cable. I don't have a TV or cable, but if

I'm in a hotel, I enjoy the sound. I don't

like straight— like, okay, me and, me and

Ice sometimes will end the stream, go back

to the hotel, and just sit in silence.

Yeah, that's normal. No, dude, we got to

put the TV on and have some background

noise. Yeah, let's go this way.

Huh? Twitter. 551 Hooray. Where's that

shop? Google Maps.

511. He walks past shops at 511.

Higashi Shioko Jicho. Now there's loads

of them though.

Shit, my wife just messaged me saying that

they're in Namba. Fuck, can't say no.

Where

are my socks? I wasn't expecting this.

Fucking socks.

These aren't my socks, they're my wife's

socks. They're too small.

Someone tell my wife I'm coming. I need to

go to the toilet. I need to get my bag.

I'm going to meet my hero. Get out

of the way, stupid tripod.

Where's my phone? Uh, where's my

GoPro? What do

I need? What am I gonna do? Should I film

it on my GoPro whilst I stream it?

Yeah, film it on my GoPro.

Holy shit,

stream snipe Ice Poseidon.

Where's my whiskey?

Come on, why does this take so long?

I need my battery.

Fucking stupid wires.

Oh, where's my USB-C cable?

It was right here.

Aha! Oh, this one's too short. No,

where's the longer— I put it in here,

I think. Here. Ah, found it.

USB.

Got power.

Unmount the tripod.

So plug this in.

I need to switch to data.

Data, mobile data on.

Okay, um,

this— where's my wallet? I've got

my wallet, iPhone,

um, got my GoPro.

I only put this battery bank in my bag.

GoPro's here. Okay, that's on.

What else do I need? What else do I need?

Got my wallet, got my phone, got my

battery, got my GoPro charging.

I think we're ready. Okay, let's just go.

We're doing it. Is my hair okay?

I think my hair looks okay. Oh, I'm

excited! My wife says she's on the way.

This is exciting. Okay, I need to put my

phone into my pocket so I don't dox my

house,

so it's going to go all black. Sorry about

that. Uh, how do I do this? How do I do

this? I just put my finger here?

Get my key, turn off the light,

put my finger here.

Do I need an umbrella? Shit, I don't have

Okay, door's locked. Let's go.

Just the frame, right?

What should I say? Nice to meet you,

I'm Daniel.

I'm not sure if I should end the stream.

It's kind of hard doing this and stream at

the same time.

I've got the GoPro.