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He sits at the door now meowing at me until I let him in.

You like your beanbag?

Oh, my back hurts. I don't know why. I haven't been lifting last few days.

Oh, my back.

I don't know when the Flip 7's coming. It just says dispatched, but it's not out for delivery. I reckon it's at the warehouse being sorted, and someone who's doing like a 1 PM shift is probably gonna pick it up. I reckon I'll get here like 6 or 7, so maybe 5 hours.

Oh, oh, my back.

I want it now. Flip 7.

Got some extra money.

626 now.

Getting richer and richer.

No, I don't want to book the tickets yet. I still don't know. I don't know. When should I book it? I still don't know.

I don't know if I want to do a direct flight or save a couple hundred and get one of those Chinese flights. I don't have the Nighthawk money yet. I don't know, I'm thinking maybe save a little bit of money and get one of the £280 flights instead of a £500 flight. I don't know, it's only £120,

isn't it?

£220.

I'll probably just get direct. I still don't really know when I want to go.

Because if I go too early, then I won't be there for November, which is when AJ said she can come to Thailand.

So I think the earliest I should go is probably

maybe October, like October 1st.

Means I've got August and September.

Yeah, probably October. There's no point going when it's not cold here.

It's raining all day as well today.

I think the only variable is the flight. Taxi's same, condo's same.

£2,000 for Thailand just to get there.

I mean, £1,000 just to get there, and then the other one had £1,000 for the condo.

It's gonna be a long day waiting for this Flip 7.

Stupid Amazon doesn't come until 6 or 7 to my house.

My mom's house, they used to come in the morning or at least lunchtime.

Total cost for flying transport, I'm looking at £500 direct flights. And then, oh yeah, I've also got to get a flight to Vietnam

in case they grill me about my belt on ticket. I forgot about that.

Flights, £400 taxi,

BKK to

What's the ticker symbol for Ho Chi Minh? SGN.

One way, let's just say November 15th.

I think Skyscanner is a better website. It shows you the nearby dates that are cheaper.

£60, pretty good. I probably won't use it though, so who cares? Can I get a refundable one? There's refund it.

Well, if I tick on— is there a refundable filter? Filters.

Economy Flex, Economy Light. What's this? Partial refund if you cancel before departure. I want a full refund.

£61 direct flight Thailand to Vietnam. I mean, I might use it. And then go back to Thailand. I'll just stay in Vietnam for a week or two like I did last time. Yeah,

I think it's not really worth worrying about that.

Heathrow.

September,

August,

August 1st, next week.

Whoa, 1,300.

No, £1,500.

Really can't book last minute, can you?

I think, I think it should be cheaper the sooner you book it. I think the more last minute you book it should be cheaper because they should be trying to sell, get rid of the last seats they've got left. You think it would be cheaper?

I wonder why they triple the price.

640.

640. I think they don't get cheaper until midway August.

No, 17th August.

555. Yeah, it starts getting cheaper last 2 weeks of August. That's more like it.

I used to use e-bookers, but they stopped selling flights now.

Direct flights.

478, 21st of August.

518, 21st of August. Is that the same as booking? Should be.

If you just book directly from Thai Airways, is it cheaper?

For some reason it's slightly cheaper on Skyscanner for the same flight. Look, £925 Thai Airways direct, £515 on Skyscanner. £925 direct, £545 on Booking. Why is it £30 more expensive?

Weird. I wonder if you go on Thai Airways. I remember I went on JAL, the actual website, and I booked the ticket in yen through there, and it seems to save me a lot of money.

ThaiAirways.com.

What if I find someone sleeping in my bed? Uh, if it's a girl, then I'm getting in with her.

She going to get fucked. You in my bed naked, it's basically the D.

London to BKK,

August

Hmm, oh, this website's way better. It's got this calendar thing with all the prices.

540. Now it's more expensive on Tiaway's website. Really?

I'm still trying to think when should I go.

Maybe October.

Then I've got August and September here.

2 months of this in my house.

I kind of just want to like get it locked in. Like, I want to go in August.

Try Google Flights. Oh, that's Bing Flights.

Google Flights.

Oh, whoa, £255.

Wow, 24th of August, Shenzhen Airlines.

So leave at 10 PM, arrive 5 PM at Shenzhen, 7-hour layover,

and then Midnight flight, arrive at Bangkok at 2 AM in the morning.

Could I even check in at 2 AM?

Arriving at 2 AM would suck.

700.

What's self-transfer?

Doesn't include overhead locker access.

Where am I supposed to put my bag then? I always like putting my backpack under my legs, and then the stupid air cabin people kept telling me to put it on the overhead thing, but I don't want to because if I do that, I can't get my stuff. I can't get my battery bank or my Switch out.

I don't want to get up and bother the person next to me to get the stuff out. I could get it out before putting it up there, but then I've got to sit with all the stuff on my lap.

I usually try and hide it under my legs.

Really want to go in August.

I'd do 2 months Thailand, 1 month Vietnam, then back to Thailand, get another 2 months. That's 5 months from August, finishing January, and I need another place for another 2 months. Renting this place for half the year, not even being here. That's how the rich stay rich.

I want to come back to the UK like March, so going too early means that I'll be wasting rent money. Too early.

Hmm, why come back at all, really?

Before, the reason to come back was to save money because I stay at my mum's house for free. But I'm not saving money now. I'm wasting more money. It made sense if I went back to my mum's house.

Then why come back to the UK?

Because I get kind of fed up having to move around so much so often.

But then I get bored after about 5 or 6 months and I want to move again anyway.

Seems like 5, 4 to 5 months is the sweet spot. I don't know. Should I just like completely leave and ditch everything instead of going there and coming back? I miss my Mr. Meow Meow.

I really can't decide.

Kind of worried like I'd make the move and then I don't know, Kick shuts down or something. And then I'll go back to YouTube. Well, the plan was to do YouTube anyway and live in Thailand before Kick, but I don't know if my YouTube's even more dead now.

Mr. Meow Meow will miss me.

He really loves the beanbag.

Even the cat hates the weather. Keeps coming in here to get out of the rain.

This

is like a really difficult

decision to make. It's like a big leap,

because if I regret it, then what? I've got to come back to the UK and rent a place again, or go back to my mum's house.

This is a big leap.

I do like having a more dynamic life rather than a fixed one.

I do like variable interest rate, not a fixed interest rate kind of lifestyle.

I'll miss the food. Pot noodle. I don't know if I'll miss driving. Sometimes I kind of like driving,

only if the road's open and the weather's nice.

No police.

No, Asia doesn't have pot noodle. You've got to import it,

unless you mean just generic cup noodles, which I don't like.

Problem is, I don't know how to move out. I've never moved out of a place before. All I've done was ditch.

All I know how to do is ditch everything.

Getting rid of the stuff's annoying.

Hmm.

What if I just ditched?

I just ditch everything. What are they going to do? I'd block everyone. I'd ghost them.

I'll be in Thailand. They can't get me.

If the worst thing is I don't get my deposit and I get a bad reference, I'd wouldn't care less.

Get a fine? Are you sure? How much is the fine?

Well, maybe if I leave, I'll just leave all the doors unlocked so you guys can come and take whatever you want. I don't give a shit. I'll be like, guys, I'm leaving. I've left the door open. If you want this stuff, come get it. I'll be in Thailand.

Clean out the house.

There's nothing of value. And gaming chair is quite nice, £150 brand new.

But there's certain things I wouldn't want to take to Thailand. For example, I wouldn't take this, the dock for the Switch 2. I wouldn't take that.

Wouldn't take the Minion.

Uh, what about my Wi-Fi box? Wouldn't need that, would I?

What about my stick?

Good old sticky stick.

Imagine I do that and then I come back because some— for some reason I need to come back and there's just someone living here.

Nah, maybe I shouldn't do that.

Hmm, decisions, decisions. You gotta let go to grab onto the next vine. You gotta let go of the previous one. If you grab onto 2 at the same time, you go nowhere. That's deep. It's deep because it's true.

White van parked in front of my car.

Is that oil?

I thought it was the flip. No, it's every— every guy. Looks like someone got me flowers.

Oh, look, Van 26 Drop 9.

I used to do drop. I used to do Drop 56 Horror Bridge. It's weird, I never saw Drop 9 at my depot, and I never saw that guy at my depot either.

Talking about getting rid of stuff, people keep buying me more stuff.

Uh, it's not out for delivery yet. It just says arrived at final delivery station. It's probably in the Plymouth depot. The problem is Plymouth is far away, so anything delivered here will be on the outskirts of someone's Last shift, final part of the shift.

See what plants I got then.

Live plants.

I

need some scissors. Soil

everywhere. Is it aloe vera? Uh, aloe vera.

Hey, I don't know where to put it. So then

it's going to fall over.

I know it's not planted in the center, it keeps tipping over.

I don't know where to put it.

That was my flip 7. I don't know what my code is for the flip setting.

Flipping hell.

Good for sunburns. I don't think there's going to be any more sun.

I got really sunburned badly for 3 or 4 days and then the sun said goodbye.

Hmm, where shall I put it then? It's just gonna tip over.

I can't be bothered. Do it later.

Yeah, putting all that stuff in my face just made it worse. That's what I keep saying. I don't want to put stuff on my face. People like Moon are like, oh, you use cleanser, oh, you use exfoliator. Oh, shut up. I don't want to put anything on my face. It just, it makes my face irritated. I've got

very sensitive skin. I put chemicals and stuff on my face, it just makes it worse. But people don't believe me and they say, oh, you didn't use the right one.

Oh God, I know my body better than other people do.

I've tried loads of different creams and lotions where nothing works. Everything just makes it worse.

People think I haven't tried this stuff before in my whole life.

I don't know if I can be bothered doing IRL anymore. Number 1, I can't get the gear to work. Number 2, people don't care anyway. Number 3, I talk less when I'm outside, so then people watch less, which makes me lose money. Number 4, it costs money to go outside. Fuel, tickets. Maybe I need to get a

snack or drink. And number 5, the weather's rubbish. And number 6,

it

only kills for 4 hours in the morning because there's no point doing it in the afternoon. Because I'm already live in the afternoon, so it's not like it's adding more hours to my stream. Are we going to be streaming the same? Oh, the post lady's here. I wonder if she's got anything for me.

It would only make sense to do IRL in the evening if it means I get more viewers, which it won't because I know what my viewers want.

Yeah, that plant's probably gonna be dead when I come back.

Probably got plant— I'll probably plant it outside, let nature deal with it.

I think AJ will get me more viewers. Yeah, I think so.

People want to see other people on the channel. It always gets more views. People want to see other people on the channel. It always gets more views.

Iroh's only good if you're gonna talk to strangers and do weird stuff, which I'm not gonna do. Otherwise there's no point doing it.

I haven't seen real Sabalai. Yeah, I gave up. It's too hard. I need to go at 5 or 6 PM at dinner time to a proper chippy shop, not,

not one of these fish and chip shops. It's gonna be like a chavvy chip shop.

I can't believe they didn't sell saveloy at the one I went to.

I want to go out tomorrow to test the Flip 7, that's for certain.

Maybe— I can't go to the place I want to go, stupid army doing training there,

so that'll have to be until next week. So I can't go there until next week. Poster lady's gone already. Oh no, there she is. I don't think she's coming over here.

I want to test out Flip 7.

Um, still want to go somewhere. I just don't really know where I want to go. If the weather was nice, wouldn't mind going to the beach.

I feel like there's nowhere to go anymore. I've been everywhere

unless I start driving further out. Oh yeah, I want to go to that— oh, I forgot about that castle. Rommel— Rommelford, something like that. I wanted to go there.

Romsford or something like that. The circle thing.

Where

is

it? Romford. It's quite far. Rest— uh, Restormel, not Romford.

Oh God, 50-minute drive.

So far away. It's 35 miles away.

Is there anything special about saveloy in fish and chips? You can't buy saveloy.

Anywhere else. You can't make it yourself. They seem to only sell it in fish and chip shops. I've never seen it sold anywhere else. You don't see it in the supermarket.

It's weird.

I've never seen them in the supermarket.

You can make them. Yeah, but it won't taste the same. So it's saying you can make fish and chips. Yeah, you can, but it's not going to taste the same as a fish and chip shop fish and chip.

Unless I find out where the fish and chip shop gets them, and then I go direct to the source. Give me 1,000 saveloys, I'll sell them myself. Out the boot of my car. Daniel's Sausage Factory.

I don't really feel like going anywhere anymore apart from to test out streaming stuff. I don't really want to do any sightseeing. The weather's shit. There's no girls. I lose viewers. Bird Box doesn't work. I've lost all motivation.

I can't believe how rubbish this summer is. It's just raining every day. There were two days of sunshine.

Imagine I leave and then all of a sudden it gets really nice.

Just like when I sell stocks, they go up and I buy them, they go down.

Look at the weather. That's the next two weeks.

Cloudy rain, cloudy, cloudy, cloudy rain, cloudy rain, rain, rain.

Was that it? Three days for summer.

Oh my God! Thailand's no better though. Raining every single day.

London. Only Japan. The weather's good in Japan. It's nice and hot and it's not raining every day.

Maybe I go Japan first. Japan 3 months, then November Thailand.

Seems like Japan doesn't have a rainy season, or the rainy season is not now at least. It seems like in Thailand's rainy season there and rainy season here,

better than the heat wave.

I guess so, because I wouldn't go out in the heat wave either. I felt terrible driving in that heat wave. I'd rather drive in the rain.

I mean, heat wave or rain, I'm not going out. But at least if it's raining, it's not unbearably hot in the house. So maybe this is better than heatwave. Heatwave was making me feel like I don't want to go to Thailand anymore.

Problem with Japan is I don't know where to go.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Yep, cat's still here.

I was sitting on the beanbag playing Mario Kart and it was sleeping here because I took the beanbag, and then he came and sat next to me. And squeezed in. He squeezed in a little gap between my leg and the edge of the beanbag, so I thought I better go live, give him his beanbag back.

I

want the estimated delivery time, but no one's picked up my Flip 7 yet. It's not out for

delivery.

Instead, you got a dead plant. Yep, I'm gonna bury it— I mean, plant it in the garden, I think.

The pot doesn't stand up. It's too big for the pot.

Every time I watch The Spenders, he's either in his kitchen or he's like buying loads of stuff for his kitchen,

buying all this cooking equipment.

So he loved cooking that much.

My back hurts. I haven't even done any exercise. My back hurts. I wonder if my cupcakes are still good.

Well, you gotta do something, don't you? Cooking is quite— it's a good hobby, isn't it? Because you can get really into it and get all this different equipment, and then you can eat the food because you gotta eat anyway.

Kills a lot of time. The trick with streaming is You got to find something where it takes a lot of time to do and you can keep buying stuff

to add to it.

I mean, you can't just sit there doing nothing like I do.

I don't know, the middle is kind of raw.

This tastes like a cakey,

spongy lump of raw dough and milk.

I don't know how to get the middle bit all fluffy without the outside burning. I put the lowest heat.

I wonder what happens if I air fry it again. Oh wait. I got sausages.

If Sunny stayed with me, I would have made these for her birthday.

I managed to dodge both her birthdays. Her first birthday,

um, well, I— we weren't officially together then, so

It's not like I had to do anything.

And then we broke up before her next one. Perfect timing. I would not have wanted to put effort into planning something for a birthday and then she dumps me the next week.

Hate birthdays. Now you got to do something, otherwise they get mad.

I hate Valentine's as well.

I hate all these days where you're now pressured to do something and buy something. Or they get upset.

This is some random day. Who cares?

Who decided for us that 14th of February is special? It's not special to me.

It's just another day.

People get brainwashed into thinking, oh, it's special because everyone else is doing something.

Sheep mentality. They're playing us like fools

with their marketing.

Sad thing is everyone falls for it.

Mother's Day, Father's Day.

Oh God, people are so stupid.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a compulsive shopper. I buy stuff myself when I want to, not because it's a special day.

I buy it whenever I want to buy it, and I buy it for myself.

Every day is Daniel Day.

Yeah, I hate buying things for other people. They don't even like the stuff I buy. I mean, I got a nice camera for Sunny. She probably burnt it.

Took me months choosing that present because I thought, oh, look nice, bet she'll like it. She likes taking photos.

She's pretty burnt it, crushed it to little bits. Wasted my time.

At least it's faster. All I got her was a cheesecake, so I didn't really lose. I've spent £150 on that camera as well.

It's a nice little Polaroid. Ungrateful bitch.

No, it's a quality Polaroid. We printed out a few and they look good.

How come the back— the cat never gets backache sleeping like that.

Okay,

like a squashed pancake. He's like, no, no, no.

Oh, he's gonna be sad when I leave. He'll have no beanbag.

I didn't realize cats love beanbags so much.

I think they like having something around. They feel protected. I feel cocooned.

Today's gonna drag. Oh God, where's my fucking Flip 7?

Oh, I hate waiting. Everything is waiting, isn't it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Should have just driven to the shop and bought it. Could have had it now.

What happened to the kitty camera?

I removed it.

I can't remember where I put it. The cable was getting in the way, and also I had to unplug everything to take the laptop upstairs to use it as an external monitor whilst I made my OnlyFans.

What courier? Amazon, unfortunately.

How come Royal Mail come here quite early, lunchtime? UPS comes right in the morning, 9 PM, 9 AM. Every comes around lunchtime too. Stupid Amazon always comes at 6 or 7.

I don't want to go outside, it's not nice.

Where are my slippers?

Oh, I can't do my bicep curls. The annoying thing about traveling though is unless you've got a gym, it's hard to do exercise. You can't keep buying dumbbells and ditching them. I remember being in Japan, I just, I couldn't keep up with my exercise and I lost all my muscle.

You need easy access to dumbbells, otherwise you lose it. And I don't want to sign up for a gym when I'm just there for a few months. You can't, you can't sign up to a gym in Japan unless you got a visa. It's stupid. They let you do the 1-day free trial,

which seems— it's like, why are you letting me do the 1-day free trial when you just said I can't sign up? Makes no sense.

The problem with, um, planting aloe vera is there's no soil here, it's just stones, so it's not deep.

So what is it going to get planted into? I don't know how the weeds grow. The weeds are growing in stones and it's— there's no depth to it. It's really shallow, so there's nothing to bury it into.

Yeah, I couldn't even sell my camera without a Zailu card. I had to get Blood Bucket to come and sell it for me. That's what pisses me off about Japan. They won't even let you get a SIM card with a phone number. Everything you need a stupid visa to do. In Thailand, you just do whatever you want.

They don't care.

So I don't know how. I don't know. I'm gonna lose my gains.

Work so hard.

Unless I buy dumbbells for the two months I'm there and then ditch them.

Oh, my back hurts. I don't think I can do dumbbells today.

Hey again, Daniel. What's new on your end? If I'm renting a house, and then I leave, and then I don't pay the rent, and I block everyone. What's the worst that could happen? Skipping rent and blocking communication isn't just risky, it's a breach of contract. Consequences could include legal action for unpaid rent, and it could impact your

credit score and future rental opportunities. It's always better to address the situation directly with your landlord. Yeah, but I can't be bothered. I want to go to Thailand, but I got furniture. I can't be bothered to sort it all out? Can't you do it? I get that it feels like a hassle, but sorting it out is part

of the process. Maybe consider selling or donating your furniture, or hiring a service to help with the move. Want some suggestions?

But what if I just ran away and ghosted? They can't really do much, can they?

They can pursue you legally for unpaid rent. And it could also affect your credit score and rental history, making it difficult to rent in the fucking house.

Why can't they just kick me out?

I don't want to get in legal trouble. They'll start sending people to my mom's house.

Debt collectors. Imagine a bailiff showing up at my mom's house.

Hmm,

there's so much work to do. I don't even know where to start.

I need to make, I don't know, 5 trips to the stupid dump. I have to grab all this, put it all in black bags, but then I got to do it on the very last day, otherwise how am I going to eat food? I need this stuff.

Oh my God, it's so fucking annoying.

Now I've got money, I can't even leave.

This is what I felt like when I was married to Chihiro. Oh, now I've got YouTube money. Oh, I can't leave because I'm fucking married. So instead of leaving the marriage, I was— I just destroyed it. Got her to divorce me.

Um, I'm just trying to figure out, like, what do I do?

So I have to tell them I want to move out, and then I give them a date of the move-out day, and then I've got to start getting rid of stuff. Basic stuff that I don't need, like beanbag chair, bed, and sofa. Oh my God, what am I gonna fucking do with this stuff? But I need that

stuff until the very last day, otherwise where am I gonna sleep? How do I get rid of a bed? Maybe they'll let me leave stuff here.

This is when I think I'm just gonna keep the house. This is too much of a hassle to leave it.

Did I lose another chatter? Yeah, thank God. All he did was moan all the time. Oh, Daniel's stupid because of the water bill. Oh, Daniel's stupid because the taxi thing. Oh, Daniel's stupid because of the monitor thing. Oh, Daniel's— it's always Daniel stupid this, stupid that. God, he's fucking annoying.

All you do is whine and complain all the time.

I hate these people. Fucking irritating, sitting in the chat all day whining. Shut the fuck up.

Whining because I wasted £30 or something not contacting the water company.

Who gives a

shit?

Everything I do makes perfect logical sense.

Made back— I made back £1,000 tonight. Sent back the GoPro and the Nighthawk, but do I get any credit? No. People just whine when I do something that doesn't save £10 or something.

No, they're not banned, they just didn't come back.

Whatever, good riddance.

Only people being negative in my chat insulting me. I've got enough stress already. That bunch of backseat drivers whinging all the time.

Send back the Bella box.

No, maybe if I bought it from a shop or something. I don't know. I mean, if I can get it to work, I want to use it. I'm hoping it's going to work in Thailand.

It's just silly that it needs to be in my house to work. I'm not going to be in the house, am I?

This is a bell box.

It can combine multiple connections into one stable connection for a stream.

But I can't get it to work properly.

Oh, sorry, I'd have to chuck away a lot of stuff like clothing.

Bed sheets. Chuck away the printer.

We got a return the printer.

Moving company, but I don't want to move anywhere. I want to get rid of it.

I got all this stuff and all this stuff.

I got to get a black bag and just start chucking stuff out,

and people keep sending me more stuff.

I don't even know if I can take this stuff to the dump, like the laundry rack.

I don't know why I wanted— I don't know why I thought I wanted a settled life in the UK. As soon as I get any money, my instant thoughts are I want to go traveling.

I just thought I was going to be with Sunny.

How stupid of me to think my relationship would last longer than a year.

I think I should just by default assume that it's never going to last longer than a year. And not make long-term plans around it.

Like, if Sunny just dumped me before Christmas, I would never have come here, would I?

And I would have stayed at my mum's house.

Because if I want to spend, I don't know, 5, 6 months abroad, then I'm paying 5, 6 months for this place. I'm not even here. It would be like £7,000 I'm paying just to store my stuff, I guess. Just to store my stuff and have a home to come back to when I come back. If I come

back, I guess I would come back.

Such a waste of money.

Expensive storage unit.

If Sunny didn't dump you, would you never dump her? Well, not unless I found a better girl. There's no point dumping people unless you find someone better. Because you're saying, oh, I don't want free sex. That's stupid. Maybe she dumped me because she found someone better.

But then why did she try so hard to be with me, like giving me ultimatums? Maybe she was doing the reverse breakup thing. She was like, I'll give Dan this really difficult option, which he probably won't do, and then I'll be able to use that as a reason to dump him. Otherwise I feel too guilty.

Maybe she didn't think I was actually going to say yes to it and she'd be able to say, well, then in that case, I can't be with you. No, I think she really wanted to be with me. Like, I could tell she looked really happy when I said, okay, I'll delete YouTube. She took me out for dinner,

went for birthday dinner. She was like planning our lives together. I just, I don't believe that she wanted me to give her an excuse to break up. That's something I do. I think if she wants to break up, she'll just do it. She won't do tricks like I do. I have never dumped a girl because I would

never voluntarily say, okay, I don't want to have sex anymore.

I would only dump a girl if I had to, like I had to, to get with a new girl.

She wanted me to get a job. She wanted me to quit YouTube and get a full-time job and become a normal person.

Yeah, I wouldn't dump her until either she got so fed up and left me, or I found a new girl, and then I ditch her. Because I could just have sex in the meantime before the new girl appears or before she leaves. I might as well get as much sex. Sex is like a valuable commodity. I need

to get as much of it as I can whilst I can get it. Because now we've got none. So whilst you can get it, go nuts, because you're not going to get any more for a while. It's feast and famine.

It's like a rare earth material.

Once you have it, you binge until you cannot binge no more.

So I think it's silly to dump a girl.

Unless you really can't stand her anymore, or you just don't want sex anymore because you've had your fill.

I don't think women view sex like men do. For men, it's like, uh, it's not easy to get.

You go through periods of life where you just can't get any.

I don't think women understand men's struggle.

It's so hard to get sex sometimes.

You got to just get out there and socialize like crazy. So annoying.

No, hookers don't count as sex. It's not real sex. Men want real sex, not fake sex. Hookers just fake sex.

It's like Diet Coke. It looks like Coke, innit? Kind of tastes like Coke, but it doesn't. It's not the real thing, is it? It's like plant-based burger,

just not the real thing.

Oh, come on! They haven't even started delivering yet. It just says arrived at delivery station. It's 2 PM.

What am I, Flip 7?

Drive there? I don't think you can even do that.

I saw the depot in Plymouth, drove past it a few times.

I go in and say, where's my Flip 7? They'll be like, okay, we're gonna search the entire warehouse. Hold on a minute, it's probably not even been sorted yet.

Some Amazon warehouse person sorting it into a cage, van driver's gonna load it.

And then he's going to take 6 hours to deliver it.

Is it out in the shops today? Because today's the official release date, isn't it? 22nd.

Oh God, I'm bored. I feel so trapped. I feel trapped by this stupid house and all my stuff. I feel trapped by the weather. I can't go to Thailand because it's rainy season. Fucking rainy season.

It didn't look that bad. I watched The Spenders today and it wasn't raining there.

Is it really rainy season? Doesn't rain all day, does it?

Go in August.

Are you sure I can't just ditch the house?

I just say I'm moving out, can you deal with it? I'll pay 2 months rent.

I can't be bothered, you deal with it.

Keep the deposit money.

Maybe there's a service you can pay where they just get rid of the stuff for you and clean the house.

Can't I do it remotely? Like, I just leave the front door open and I book a service and they just come and collect everything and clean the house.

Maybe I ask my sister to ask my mum if she wants my stuff because I'm leaving. I'll book a delivery truck. £300, £500.

I don't know, why am I paying £500 to get rid of the stuff when I could do it myself? It takes a dump. I need— how would I— can I smash the sofa into small bits? What if I set the sofa on fire?

No, create a lot of smoke.

If I can dismantle stuff So it fits into a black bag. I can leave it for the black bin then.

List it for free.

Why should they get free stuff when I paid for it? Who do they think they are? I'd rather burn it, not get my stuff for free.

No, the bin bags are black. Let's see, so the black bin bag meant

they only come once every 2 weeks.

Maybe I can— I don't know if I could dismantle the table. I screwed it in, so I could probably screw it out the screws.

This is the price you pay for having stuff. Stuff's nice. I love my sofa. Great sofa. Cuddling with your girlfriend. Oh God, I love my sofa, but so annoying, isn't it?

Would you mind if you fired unemployed girlfriend? Not really,

but she better not get in the way of my streaming, so she better be okay with being on stream if she's going to be unemployed and in the house.

If you're not going to get a job, then you can help me do my job.

Yeah, I don't know, even, even if it's my girlfriend, I would feel a bit uncomfortable streaming.

I didn't really feel comfortable streaming with Mila. I just forced myself to do it because it would get views, but I actually prefer streaming alone because I can freely delve into my deepest thoughts without being distracted.

I find it hard to talk freely when there's people around. That's why when I meet people, I'm very boring. I don't say much because my brain goes into this weird mode where only 10% of it is available, and I lock off the rest of it, and it only unlocks when I'm alone.

That's why I'm very boring.

If I stream with someone else.

But when I was with Sunny, it felt pretty natural when we met. I didn't feel very nervous.

Depends who it is.

Certain people can open me up better.

Remember I tried to get Mila to do a stream on her own? And she couldn't do it.

She looked so awkward.

I said, just sit there and talk. I'll pretend I'm hiding. I'll pretend I'm not here. I'll be hiding. And then you pretend like you're gonna talk shit about me. She couldn't do it and she called me over straight away.

Some people just can't do this streaming thing where they just talk to a camera. They need to talk to someone to have like a conversation.

They can't just talk on their own like they're talking to themselves. I think I've developed this unique skill that's worth $6,000 a month for my unique skill.

I don't know why my back hurts. I haven't even done any weightlifting.

I think I did my first stream

maybe one year after I started. I was also very scared to do a stream. I thought it was going to be really awkward and people reacting to me in real life— I mean, real time— was very scary. I thought, oh, it's going to be so awkward if I run out of things to say and I'm just sitting

there going, um, I can't— now I just don't care. I've got nothing to say, completely quiet, pick my nose or something. Half the time I'm picking my nose. Like that.

Where's my flip 7? Oh my God,

it's nearly 3 o'clock.

I'm not gonna be happy until I get my flip 7.

I need it now.

The Flip 7 is the final piece in the IRL setup. Look, my skin's getting better.

Not so bad now.

I'm telling you, it's the aspartame that caused it all.

Oh no, what's that?

No, fucking

hell,

didn't even have to look for that one.

Just sitting there.

Oh, gotcha, little bitch! Fuck, didn't even have to look for it, it was just sitting there.

Uh.

I think I'm getting more and more grays.

I

think I've plucked like 10 greys this week. Yeah, I've got some grey pubes too.

I hate greys.

Probably plucked 10 or 15 in the last few weeks, but they'll grow back black. I swear,

white hair is so ugly, isn't it?

It's not fair. Cats don't go grey. Yeah, okay, cats get a few white hairs here and there, but they don't go all grey. A black cat will never dye a white cat.

In the mouth, mouth.

I want to squeeze him.

Oh God,

why are they so fucking cute?

Humans look so weird and ugly in comparison. I mean, look at this disgusting skin,

weird-looking hair.

Humans look so stupid compared to cats.

Cats don't get pimples, do they? They don't get sunburn, they don't get white hairs,

and also their faces don't get wrinkly like a human. Or even if they did, you wouldn't see it because they've got fur. It's like having a beard. If I had a beard, I could hide my aging better. That's why white men look better when they're older, because they can have a nice thick beard. I'm just gonna look

like a granny.

I can't get the ones at the back very well. It's hard.

My dad always shaved his beard. He never let it grow.

Yeah, it would be fun if he— he never grew his beard. Every morning I could hear zzzz as he shaved it off.

Maybe he would have looked good. My uncles have beards. I think actually all my English uncles have a beard.

Only my dad shaved his completely off.

I think beard's good if you look kind of ugly because you can hide your ugliness.

But then it's like using a filter, isn't it? You're hiding behind the beard.

But then if you're a good-looking man, you would look good with a beard as well, but you look good without one too.

Is everyone just pretending to be a girl so I don't ban them?

Possibly.

That's how you got to survive in this day and age. Become the girl.

You get the girl or you become the girl.

Really don't know what to do with the palm.

The pot is too small for it. It'll just keep falling over.

I don't know where to put it.

What if I make a new pot out of cardboard?

It

looks all loose.

Oh,

whatever.

I can't plant it outside. There's no soil, it's just stones.

Why would you get me a plant to plant when I don't have any soil and you know I've got a stone garden?

I've got compost that I planted the grass into. I guess I could put it in there.

The front— the front is just tarmac.

Maybe I'll go to Kit Hill and I plant it there,

and then we can go visit the plant to see if it's doing okay.

I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. It's like in— it's like inviting a foreign species into the natural habitat.

I'll go plant it on Kit Hill.

I don't know what to do.

Where's the fucking flat? Seven.

Stock market opened. See how much money I lost.

Hmm. I made twenty pounds.

Tanki? Stock market got so boring, we have to put more money into it to make it exciting again.

Raining again. Can't even do IRL.

The cat would be thinking, this place is so nice, why are you gonna leave? This is like perfect for cats. Got a nice little bed, you can listen to the rain.

I don't know, why do I want to leave?

Got everything you need here.

Number one, boring. Number two,

boring.

Nah, I'll keep the house. I'll just go for a couple months and come back, I guess.

Whatever.

I think it's too much stress trying to move out. Maybe they'll just kick me out

and then I'll just ditch. I mean, if they kick me out, then I don't have to pay rent, do I? I'll just leave my stuff here and they can sort it out. They can have this stuff.

嗯。

People are gonna break in to try and steal this.

The one singular strand of Sunny's hair. Our goddess and queen.

The last hiding in my room girl.

Whoa, calm down, it's just me.

If I swallow her hair, would it come out my anus intact and I can put it out?

It'd be like flossing your bumhole.

Where is my Flip 7? I have to install IRL Pro.

YouTube. IV cam.

Well, I still want to try it.

Discord, obviously.

And then I can do this

and see the screen on the outside. It's going to be revolutionary in the streaming industry.

£1,000 so I can see my face.

Yeah, I'm scared the camera's gonna be too good. I won't want to use it. Although I did research and it said it's a 12-megapixel camera and the S10 Plus is a 16-megapixel camera, so it's worse.

I look up

Flip 7 Camera specs.

Unless AI was wrong again. I really like this kind of blue. Wait, what color did I get? Oh no, what if I got the wrong color?

I think I got black so it blended in with my backpack. Yeah, I want black, but I do kind of like the blue. Yeah, I got black.

Yeah,

I need a stealth streaming thingy so people don't punch me when I'm walking.

Oh God, 50 megapixel camera.

Imagine me in 50 megapixels. You saw me in 26 megapixels on the GoPro. It did not look good.

Camera. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 12 megapixel ultra wide.

Yes. Thank God they only put the 50 megapixel on the main sensor. God, I look disgusting in 50 megapixels. Just imagine the GoPro but double as disgusting.

Fuck, is that stupid noise. Fucking army.

I can't even see it. Oh, there it is. Whoa, quick.

No. Oh no, I missed it. Maybe from here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where is it?

Ah,

it was like a massive—

ah, it was like a massive Troop transport carrier.

Yeah, I'm not using the 50-megapixel camera. It says the ultra-wide is 12 megapixel,

so it should be the same as this one.

They didn't put the Snapdragon in it, they put Exynos 2500.

Better be good. No, it wasn't a Chinook, only had one rotor.

I got the black 512GB storage.

Oh, look, it's not even out for delivery yet. Yeah, I remember on my Flip 4 they didn't have DeX because they said it's not a flagship.

Stupid. Look, I cleaned my pot. No more rancid oil.

I tipped it out into the garden. Don't tell anyone, that's secret. I'm gonna have a coffee, get my perk up, perk on.

Yeah, so what I'm probably gonna do is— because if I stay in Thailand too long, people are gonna get bored of it.

So what I'll probably do is a couple months Thailand, Vietnam, maybe Thailand again, but I wouldn't really want to stretch it more than 6 months anyway. And then come back here, enjoy the British summer, and then back out again winter. So we keep things moving so people don't get bored. If I stay in any one place too

long, people get bored.

Look at the ice. I really got to sort out the ice. It just gets more and more icy.

I think the moth flew out. I left the window open.

Maybe I can let my sister use the house. Maybe she and her husband want to come to Devon for a visit.

Maybe I'll charge my sister. My sister can pay me £1,000, use my house as a holiday home. Yeah, I might do that. Maybe my sister wants to come visit Devon whilst I'm not here. They could use my house.

Maybe I'll have a talk with my sister later.

I thought it'd be nice here in the summer. It's been shit. July, July's almost over. Summer's almost over and it's been shit. I thought, oh, wait until summer, it's gonna be really nice.

Maybe get like a late summer, October, August.

I can say David can have a go driving my car if he wants. I don't know if I should leave a car key here. I don't know, I don't want to. If I leave the car key here, it's like a massive risk. Now thieves have like a massive car to steal. I'll hide it. I'll hide it in

a secret location.

No, because if they drive here, they've already got their own car, so why would they care about driving my car? It's just that it would be nice if my car gets driven. It's not good if it doesn't get driven at all.

You take both keys to SEA. What? Southeast Asia? Why do you think that's a bad idea? I think it's a bad idea if I leave a key here and someone can break in, steal the entire car.

Wait, oh, if I get insurance with a car, like theft insurance, and someone steals the car Do I get all the money? I do what GoHerping did where someone crashed his car and then he claimed insurance and he— the car got totaled, so the insurance company paid out in full and he got all the money back.

That's why I said to Pia, if she wants to move in here, like if she breaks up with her boyfriend, And look after the house for me, and then when I come back we can fuck. That sounds like a good deal.

I let her stay here for free, she just has to look after the place, and then when I'm back we fuck, and then I go back to Asia.

Sounds like a good deal.

I'll spend half the year in Asia, half the year here.

Share the beanbag, please. There's plenty of room.

I think it's every man's dream after he comes back from a long business trip to his home and he's got a lady waiting for him naked in the apron

with a plate of cupcakes ready.

Okehampton to Paddington, £65. Really?

How much for the bus to Oakhampton, and then how much for Paddington to Heathrow? So in total it's going to be probably £100.

So I'd save £250, but then I've got to spend all day traveling.

Yeah, it would be all day because I've got to get— I've got to get an hour bus to Okehampton and then I gotta get to the train station that's

It can't be 3 hours from Oakhampton. It must be like 4 hours at least.

So that's 5, and then probably 6 hours if you include Paddington to Heathrow. So that's 5, 6 hours. That's double the time taxi takes. I'm losing money because I'm not streaming.

No, I'll just get a taxi.

I can't. How do you get a taxi to Oakhampton?

Yeah, I don't really like the idea of sitting in a taxi with some guy for hours.

It's probably gonna be some foreign guy who doesn't talk. When I took the taxi to Maidstone for the job interview, the guy was like Turkish or something. He was on the phone almost the whole way talking some weird language. It's really annoying.

If it's an English guy, it'd be nice because then he'll be well mannered. But if it's a foreign guy, they usually— they'll start talking on the phone, doing business.

Maybe I'll walk to Oakhampton. It's a 20-minute drive to Oakhampton, so that must be an hour and a half walk. Oh, stream it.

Hitchhike. Hitchhiking my way to Heathrow Airport.

Hmm, I don't know why you guys want to complicate things so much just to save a couple hundred. Is it really worth it? I literally made £800 just by returning Nighthawk and GoPro that I wasn't planning to do, by the way. I was planning to keep them,

so in my eyes I've made money.

I sent back Nearly £1,000 worth of stuff that I thought I was going to keep.

Mr. Kitty,

we ever gave him a scratching post?

No, I didn't say if he's brown. I said if he's a foreigner, he'll probably be doing business calls in his language, whereas if it's an English taxi driver, he's gonna be more professional. And not be like managing his eBay dropshipping business whilst delivering a customer, because that'd be kind of rude, wouldn't it?

Focus on one job at a time, please.

Twisting my words.

Not racist.

I love all colors.

Imagine I get to Thailand and then a week later I'm like, I'm bored, my views are the same, nobody wants to meet,

boring, I want to go home,

I miss driving my car.

I can see it already.

I want to buy tech. I want to make a home cinema.

Yeah, so what, I have to book a taxi to Oakhampton and then I gotta buy a train ticket?

Does the train go straight to Paddington or do I have to change trains at Exeter?

And then I've got to change trains at Paddington and get on the Underground?

I can't be

bothered.

It's a lot of effort.

And then how do I get home when I come back? Maybe I can get a flight that arrives at Exeter,

and then to go home I'd be all tired after just flying 12 hours, and then I've got to find out how to get a train to Paddington and then back to Oakhampton.

£1,000 for taxis. Yeah, well, no one complained when PewDiePie got a $50,000 private jet.

He could have just bought a new dog in Japan.

What will I achieve in Thailand after returning back to Devon?

Oh, I would have met AJ.

And I would have tested to see if I get more views in Thailand or not. If I don't get more views, then that will have to go into my calculations. If I do get more views, then I would start thinking about moving there.

And also, I kind of want to do dating, get back on dating apps

and see what it's like dating in Thailand,

you know, revisit some nostalgia.

It's the test. How do I feel there? Do I like being there? Does it make me happy? Are the views better? Do I enjoy single life in Bangkok?

Uh, meeting AJ will be fun too. We haven't had anyone on the stream in ages and it'd be nice for me to meet someone. And then also, if I'm going to get back on dating apps, I'd rather do it in Bangkok than do it here.

For as many reasons,

I was very excited about the idea of moving back to Thailand before the kick thing happened.

Yeah, I spent 2 years there with a girlfriend, but this time I don't have a girlfriend, so it'll be different. Be very different this time.

I don't need to mold my life around my girlfriend anymore. I just live my own life.

What was wrong with my idea before Kick? I was gonna get the DTV Visa, max out my credit card, print the statement, and then return the credit card money back to my credit card. I still want to get the DTV visa,

but I won't be able to get 11,000 before I want to go, so I might have to do the credit card thingy anyway.

I'll just pay the 150 fee to Wise to max out my credit card. Get 7K in my bank account plus whatever earnings I've got.

Or I sell my car, get 5K. Yeah,

it was an investment. I spend 15K to get a Thai Elite Visa, but that's kind of out the window now, so DTV Visa. Would only cost a couple hundred pounds. I would— I don't spend the £11,000. I just need to prove that I have it. It's not to be spent.

I can't be bothered to get a Thai elite. They want me to contact my school and get documents. Why don't they do it?

All you gotta do is say, oh, we're looking for documents about Daniel Lord. Is it hard? You do it. What am I paying you for? Paying you 15K, you can't even do something easy. If you want my 15K, why don't you do it then? Why do I have to do it? I thought it's called Thai Elite Visa,

not Thai Do-It-Yourself Visa.

So I would only do DTV visa and only spend 200 to get the visa and then move there. And then my living expenses would be about £1,000 or less, which is cheaper than £1,500 here.

I think it's still a good plan.

I just really dug myself into a hole here in Devon. Not a good hole either.

That's just— I don't think I could have survived in Thailand without any YouTube. I couldn't do OnlyFans. I was hoping I was going to become a day trader, but that's not going well, is it? I've given up.

It requires too much discipline that I don't have and emotional control. The only reason my YouTube channel did well is because I have no emotional control and no discipline. That's why I cheated and ruined everything and upset people. It resulted in good drama though,

but the only reason it happened is because I have, I have bad discipline and bad emotional control.

Don't think I can do enough day trading.

Number one, it's really boring. And number two,

you got to have good mental state. Maybe like one week you're feeling good, in control, you do well, but then, I don't know, next week you start getting annoyed, start getting frustrated, and then you blow your account.

It really depends on your mood a lot.

You gotta be like a robot.

I like the idea though. You don't need to be interesting, you don't need to entertain an audience, you can't get banned, you can do it anywhere, anytime. There's a lot of nice things about it, but it's so difficult,

and the risks— it's too much risk.

Yes, I could check the market.

Da da da! Waiting for my dopamine hit.

Oh my God, it's fucking tanking! Holy shit, I'm up £175. I'm up like £50.

Should I go long? It's probably gonna rip now, isn't it?

Maybe I'll go long. I'm gonna go long. It always fucking bounces, isn't it? Okay, I'm all in long and I'm all in short. I'm up 50 pence.

I'm up £1. Holy fuck, I'm up a pound.

I can't lose any money now. Like, if it rips, I won't lose anything from my shorts. I'm up £2.

I take profit there, I'd make £16.

Damn it, I missed the actual bottom bit. I reckon it's gonna rip. Every time it tanks, it rips.

Look at that massive tank though.

It's got a struggle. It's going to struggle to get past this little bit. I'm up £2.50.

No loss, no gain. Yep.

Genius. Can't lose. I'm up £2.40. I love trading. It's in my blood. I'm born for it.

You just don't get it because you don't understand technical analysis.

If it tanks, buy. If it rips, sell. All you need to know. I'm up £2.40.

Yeah, but this is an obvious trade here. It just mega tanked

in a bull market.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

No, I haven't got the Flip 7 yet. They haven't even started delivery. It says arrived at the final delivery station.

Kind of weird, you'd be thinking it's been picked up already. I mean, who starts their shift at 3 PM? I don't know if they tell me if it's a flex driver or just a normal delivery driver, because there were flex blocks at 4 PM, 5 PM. So maybe someone 4, 5 PM are going to pick it up.

You think by now the van would have picked up all his parcels and it'll be out for delivery. The thing is, I don't think it will actually say out for delivery until it's 10 stops away, cuz I've never seen it say 100 stops away. So the guy's got like 200 deliveries. You ever seen it say 200 stops

away? I think it only says out for delivery when you are 10 stops away.

Bloody well damn better do. Oh no, I lost all my gains. I'm only up a pound. Imagine the one day I go long it doesn't

rip. Russell 2000 tanked. I sold mine. Barrick kind of strong. Tesla not really doing anything.

Do do do do. I'm up two pounds seventy. I think we're gonna rip. Look at that. I'm up three pounds. Come on,

rip already.

Do do do.

嗯。

Not really ripping, is it?

Why did it tank? Was there news? I'm gonna fight for Nojul. Okay, I can't be bothered.

No, I'm not walking around shirtless. I'm gonna get basketball jersey like suspendads.

I'm gonna be bawling out of control. I'm gonna go to the bar girls. Get me four bar girls.

Maybe I'll steal his bar girl. Mm-hmm.

What's he doing now?

Yeah, I've got Flip Seven, but I haven't got it yet. Damn, he's got seven thousand viewers. Jesus. Oh, he's making a sausage. Oh, it looks like he's jerking it off.

Is that why he's got seven thousand viewers?

Why is he jerking it off?

Is that what you got to do to get views?

Why is there no sound?

This is how you get 7,000 views on Kick. Did someone raid him?

He's done pretty well, I have to say. I thought when he gave up the dorm tent stuff in Japan, I thought his channel was going to die. Now all he does is this cooking stuff, and he does pretty well.

Kudos. I really thought, why would anyone watch him if he's not doing content anymore?

Imagine 7,000 viewers, how much that would make.

He's got so much cooking stuff now.

Jesus, bong bong.

He talked like a really groomer. He was actually— I like to Ride my bicycle. I ride it everywhere.

Andy Milonakis.

I got more viewers than Andy.

Why did he stop doing IRL? He was quite good at it on Twitch. I guess he got bored. Oh, my trade, I forgot. Ah,

I was up £5 and then it tanked again.

Come on, when you going to deliver my Fucking flip. Arriving Tuesday. Yeah.

Oh my God, I want my flip now.

Andy Milo Narciss. And Ice streams were pretty good back in the day. Ice used to hang out with cool people like Greek God X.

Andy, uh, who else?

And then he just hung out with these nobodies.

Oh God, it's tanking. The one day I go along, it doesn't rip.

Mr. Mel. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! No scratching!

Don't scratch me!

Do you like my plant?

Hmm,

hiding his face.

I think I'm getting this like desperate urge to leave because the weather's bad. Maybe when the weather gets good again. I'll be like, wow, I love Devon. I think I need to sit on my hands and not be impulsive.

The vibes definitely changed since the weather's gone bad. I was having a nice time earlier, like, uh, April and May were quite nice when I was still doing every— oh, I'm not gonna kiss the cat. He licks his bum.

I wish Asia wasn't so far away. If Asia was just a couple hours flight away, it wouldn't feel like such a big move, would it?

Licks my meat sack.

The meat sack and the meat stick.

Maybe I'll get some headphones as well for my Switch. Play Darkest Dungeon. Get Apple AirPods Max. I saw these hot girls at the airport, 2 of them. They both had their AirPods, Apple AirPods Max. They looked cool and rich.

How much for Apple AirPods?

Hi, hi, hi, hi.

AirPods Max,

£500. Fuck off.

Oh, £400 secondhand. I don't like this mesh thing at the top though, it looks weird.

It work with Switch too?

I don't like these overhead headphones, they always look stupid. You look kind of twatty wearing them.

But oh, I'm an audio enthusiast, I need my audio gear.

No, I remember Sunny had headphones. I've never had headphones because I don't like the way it messes up your hair. You get this pressed down line at the top of your head where the headband was.

I might just get— oh, what, don't I get buds with the Flip 7? I got free Galaxy Buds with my Flip 4, then I think I chucked them in the bin. I think I chucked them in the bin in Thailand thinking I'm never going to listen to music.

Buds 3 Pro,

180. I don't think I get free buds cuz I bought it on Amazon. If you buy one on Samsung, they usually give you free buds.

I always get scared wearing buds because I was, I was worried, is the sound actually coming out of the buds or do I have my volume on max and everyone can hear it?

So I got this. Oh look, I got mine at $950, it's now $1,050.

Oh,

I didn't get the Buds 3 Pro bundle because it's 30% off, not free. Yeah, we would have had to pay extra.

Oh, maybe I should have gotten the buds. Yeah, I don't like the rubbery bit. It feels like your ears plugged up.

EarFun Air Pro 4.

AirPods 2,

230. I don't like that rubbery seal. It hurts because it creates like some kind of pressure in your eardrum. Nah, I don't want it.

Oh God, I lost all my profits. I'm down 50 pence. I'm down a pound.

I'm down £1. Market's tanking.

I could have taken £5 profit.

Oh, the one day I go long and it doesn't rip.

It says dispatched.

It's still not out for delivery.

Oh God, it's 3:30. You're still not delivering my fucking Flip 7.

Getting annoyed now.

If it doesn't say out for delivery, it means no one's delivering it,

does it?

I want to go out tomorrow and test out my new Flip 7. I think we go Bog Hill. Uh, I feel sad. Last time I went to Bog Hill, Crypt was there. Remember, I was going 1-0 down and then Crypt was in the chat and I was saying, why is it zoomed in on Moblin? Is my face

in the corner?

Feels like a different era now.

Times have changed. There's a cold wind in the air.

Things felt good just a couple weeks ago.

I was having fun with Kick.

I don't know why I feel— feels bad. Something feels bad. I don't know why. Something feels off and wrong.

Oh, my scissors.

I

was feeling excited. Couple weeks ago doing IRL. Bella Box is doing good.

No, I'm still waiting for the flip, but it doesn't even say out for delivery, it just says dispatched.

Where you going? Hey, where you going? I'll be back.

He thinks it's his house now.

He might be hungry. He keeps sniffing in my garbage.

Look, he keeps going in the kitchen, sniffing the garbage.

I shouldn't have given him food.

Look,

what's wrong?

If I give you food, you're gonna move in, aren't you?

Oh, sausage.

My sausage.

Nice sausage.

What you want?

He's rubbing his face everywhere, marking his territory.

No, don't scratch my gaming chair. Oh, now he's stood in my gaming chair.

Sausage.

Oh my God, he wants his sausage.

You want sausage?

Oh, I'll give you one bit of sausage, okay?

But you gotta eat outside.

Get it. See, he's hungry. He hasn't eaten all day.

Now he thinks I'm his feeder.

Oh man, is

he going to come back for more?

Go hunt some food, don't be lazy.

Back for more.

He's looking at my hand. No more sausage. No more, no more sausage.

All right, don't eat my phone. He thinks there's sausage in my hand.

Good cat,

good cat.

Oh, meow meow. Oh, now he's sitting on my lap. Okay.

I don't think I'm very comfy. I'm too bony.

Good cat. Oh, he's licking me.

God, why is he fidgeting so much?

I'm not a very good bed. Too much bone.

Cats aren't very loyal, are they? They find a better home and then they just ditch the other the house. Dogs would never do that.

It's not my fault my house is so nice.

Don't lionesses ditch,

ditch their kids if they've got like a weak kid or a sick kid? They just ditch it because it's a waste of resources to keep feeding it. I saw a documentary. There was a baby lion and it was like weak or something, or sick or injured, I can't remember. It was trying to suckle on the mother, but

the mother kept kicking it away because it didn't want to waste its milk on the sick child. They're kind of cold. They're really logical, but cold.

I wonder if dogs do that.

I thought in monkey societies, if there's a sick one, they all look after it together, help it out.

I can't get up now.

Yeah, do you think because it doesn't have a collar it doesn't have a home?

It looks too clean to be homeless.

The other cats have collars, I think. Yeah, even Pushkin has a collar.

I wonder who it belongs to.

Maybe he just wants his beanbag back.

There you go. Have your bean bag.

Do you want your bean bag?

Out for delivery. Oh, oh, oh, out for delivery! And I've got my password.

Oh, thank fuck. Okay, what time is it coming though?

Where's my iPhone? Where's my pen? I need to write down the code.

Finally, life is getting better.

My next regret is on its way.

That was my secret code. Don't steal my flip.

I wonder if you can guess what numbers I'm writing by the sound.

I seem like such a boomer writing my password on a piece of paper.

Yeah, well, I don't want to be standing there fiddling with my phone when the delivery man's here. Sometimes analog is just the way to go.

All right, leave my code by the door.

I used to hate it when I delivered Amazon and I said, could I get the code please? And then they're like, oh, what was it? Oh, hold on a minute, look on my phone. God, get ready, I'm— you know I'm coming. Do you want your phone or whatever or not? Where's my iPhone? iPhone should say when it's

coming. PC version doesn't seem to say what time it comes.

Out for delivery.

Yeah, well, I can't remember where I put my iPhone. I'm becoming like faster. Oh my God, I'm sorry,

but I want it now.

It just says out for delivery. It doesn't say a time slot.

Maybe it just started, so it doesn't know. The guy must have just started his shift or something.

Why is the cat just staying here?

Aren't you gonna go out? Something. What's the matter?

What's wrong?

Aww, go hunt some mice.

No, he's looking where the sausage was. That was where I threw the sausage. He can still smell it, maybe.

See ya.

He's gone.

No, it's my sausage. If I shake my sausage at him from the window, he might come back.

Oh, there he is. He's there. I can see his shadow.

I'm probably

gonna look

for food.

Maybe I'll shut this.

I just don't want to accidentally steal the cat. If I start giving him food as well, he's gonna just live here.

I want to give him food, but then he'll never leave.

I gave the black cat some chicken, he didn't come back.

So he probably gets proper cat food at his real house.

Well, Net and Yahoo was on kick. Really? That's kind of funny.

Wait, wasn't Trump on Kick too with Aiden Ross? No way, I kind of remember that now.

So weird, isn't that? Yeah, that's like one of his tactics to win the votes of young people. He started going on live streams with famous people.

I don't really know who these Nelk Boys are. I've seen them on the front page and they get loads of viewers.

Air tag the cat. My sister had a GPS tracking collar for Pushkin, but he kept losing them. They kept getting lost in the bush. I remember looking for it with my mum.

Mr. Meow. I do like my house and cars, just my life here is boring. If I could make my life here more interesting— I like my life when Sunny was here because it was interesting, had someone in it. So I'm feeling like this desperation to move to Thailand because last time my life was interesting was in Thailand.

But if I go Thailand, it's going to be same as it is here because I don't know anyone there.

That's the problem with my thinking.

I revert back to my last life where I felt happier. You know, like the stock market goes all-time new highs and crashes back to the previous all-time new high? That's what I'm like.

I crashed back to the previous all-time new high, which was in Thailand.

How's my trade doing?

Oh, oh, I'm up £6! Holy shit, it's ripping! I was up £9. It ripped. I'm up six pounds.

Look,

up five pounds.

Buh, buh.

Ripping hard.

I'm up £6. I told you it was gonna rip, didn't I? Oh God, Barrick Gold ripping too after I sold it. It's nearly at $22.

Trading things easy.

My go-to McDonald's? Big Mac, obviously.

Sometimes I like the Quarter Pounder, but I usually go for the Big Mac. I always have it since I was a kid.

Kind of want to have Big Mac now. Maybe do a McDonald's stream. I'll take you to the McDonald's I used to go to to do Uber Eats in Saltash,

but I kind of prefer Burger King. I like the Big Whopper. It's got that smoky barbecue flavor that you don't get with McDonald's. McDonald's has a very dry kind of meat. The McDonald's patties are like very thin and kind of dry texture, spongy. I like the Burger King burger patty.

Actually, I like Rustler's burgers more. I like my Rustlers.

My burger tier list: number 1, Beyond Meat burger. Number 2, Rustler's. Number 3, Big Whopper. Or Whopper. I think it's just called a Whopper. And number 4, Big Mac. I had a Shake Shack in Japan because that was the only place I could find where you didn't have to talk to order.

Uh, it's okay, I guess. It's a bit oily and greasy. Very expensive as well. It's like £15 for a burger and chips.

Probably wouldn't go again.

I remember Fasta ordered Burger King

and we got 2 Whoppers and it came like Junior Whoppers, very tiny kid-sized burgers. I got so mad. She phoned up the Burger King, complained. And one time we ordered food, we got steak and chips and it was horrible. The steak was like rubber. Horrible. And she left a negative— she left a 1-star review.

Is this all you do, film your backyard? Number one, it's a garden,

not a backyard. Backyard sounds ugly. It's a luscious garden full of green. And number two, no, I also film cooking.

And cat stuff.

My backyard— what an ugly way of calling it. It's a beautiful garden.

A yard is like some horrible concrete thing behind a garage.

I don't know why you have to use such an ugly word for a place of beauty. A yard. It's like calling your girlfriend a whelch. Mudback wench doing the laundry.

I've got to monitor my day trade. Oh no, up £5 only. I was up £10 and then it tanked a little bit.

If it goes the way I want it to go, I'd make like £20. I don't know, if I just leave this long in, I could make loads. Because

if you don't leave the long in, what you're saying is you believe the market is going to catastrophically crash. From here, which I don't believe.

Do you think it carries on up a bit more before catastrophically crashing? Then I might as well leave my long in. I'm long-term long and long-term short at the same time,

so if it rips to oblivion, I'll make loads on my long, and then I'm short anyway, So I'd want to be short, wouldn't I? So, and then if it crashes, then I'd make tons off my shorts, and then I'd go long again anyway. So win-win.

Because if it catastrophically crashes, I'd make bank on my shorts. Yeah, the long will be down loads, but I want to be long anyway when I exit my shorts.

So I don't really see how I can lose.

We'll see how it plays out.

Zero risk. How the rich stay rich.

Where's my Amazon?

Out for delivery.

I'm up £7.

Yeah, you should follow my advice, guys. It's risk-free because the market only does 2 things really. It either tanks or it rips. You just don't know if it's gonna tank first and then rip, or rip and then tank, or is it gonna rip, rip, tank, or rip, tank, rip, or rip, rip, rip, tank, rip. I'm up £8.

I told you this is not like— I'll profit from my long and then it'll probably tank again.

Fucking genius.

Like, if it keeps ripping my long is going to be up £100. Yeah, my short's going to be down even more, but it doesn't matter because that won't actually— I'm not going to lose anything because the long will cover my losses. And then I'll exit the long when I feel like it's longed out,

and then it'll probably tank, and then I'll start making back what I've lost on the shorts.

Genius.

Why does it say no connection?

I'm up £8 on my long. Down £200 on my shorts.

You only get this trading advice here on this channel.

Ah, it's so nice without TB and Mummy here. All they do is whine.

I'm gonna take my car out for a car wash.

Nope, don't miss them at all. I miss Crypt. I only miss Crypt, to be honest. All the others, I couldn't care less. They can all get out. Crypt was cool because she was never negative towards me.

Banning all my viewers? Uh, no, I'm just banning the people who talk. Most people don't talk. I've got 130 viewers, there's like 5 people talking. As long as you don't talk, I can't ban you. And not everyone's negative, most people are nice.

Don't have to be rude.

It's just funny because they're rude to me and then they get upset when I'm rude back at them.

That's what I don't get. They're just entitled.

They got the customer's always right kind of mentality.

Just cuz I make money thanks to you doesn't mean I'm going to bend over backwards and let you shit all over me.

Don't get it twisted, okay?

If that's how you're going to be, then I don't want your viewership.

Yeah, like they think they should be treated like royalty just because I need them. I don't need one person, okay?

Sure, you're going to be rude and entitled, then you can just get lost.

Yeah, I need you all as a collective, but one or two people who have been very rude to me— no, I don't need them. They can shove it.

Oh, I'm up £10.

Crips called you a lolcow.

Uh, yeah, the funny thing is Crips thinks that I'm weird, which is rich coming from her. She's more messed up than I am. Compared to Crips, I'm the most sane, normal person in this entire world.

But she thinks I'm the messed up one and I'm the weirdo. Okay,

I'm way more normal than she is, and she had a gangbang

and does drugs and beat someone up and went to jail. Like, I'm a million times more normal than she is. Rich coming from her.

If I'm the lolcow, what's she?

She's like the lol mega cow.

That's what I'm saying. It's like rich being called weird and messed up from these people when they're all even more messed up than I am. I'm more normal than these people, trust me. The weirdest thing I do is I just talk about sex and exes. Else it's not that weird, is it? I don't really do anything that

weird.

She's more of a low-cal than I am.

Dodged a

bullet. Out for delivery.

Dodging all these bullets.

Literal bullet. Yeah, maybe.

Knowing Crip, she'd probably try— if she could fly here, she'd probably try and smuggle something in, then I'd get in trouble or

now. Massive liability.

Hopefully AJ seems a bit more normal.

It's weird, a couple months ago I had these nightmares of people getting scalped and it was disgusting. Like, they got scalped and then like the skin, the rest of the skin on the head was like peeling back like a foreskin on a dick. Exposing more of the exposed skull. It was disgusting. I don't know why I dreamed

that.

Scalping is so gross,

cuz you wouldn't die straight away, would you? Cuz there's no vital organ getting destroyed or anything.

I don't know how long until you bleed out and like pass out. I guess you'd lose a lot of blood quickly cuz it's the head, so have a lot of blood vessels.

I can't believe people did that.

I guess cuz there's no skin on the top holding all your face together like that, or would your face like droop off or like droop down? I wonder if anyone survived getting scalped.

How would you survive it? Because you'd need skin to replace the skin that got cut off.

Disgusting. I don't know why I dreamt about that.

I wonder

how the battery is on the Flip 7. I can stream about

Whoa, seriously? I've been streaming 3 hours, my battery's at 23% on my phone. It's pretty good. So on the S10 Plus— the S10 Plus is bigger though, I don't know. The S10 Plus was the flagship of its time. The S10 Plus was the S25 Ultra of 2019.

So it seems like a shitty old phone now, but during its time it was the big dog, the flagship.

So I'm wondering if the Flip 7 can stream longer than the S10+ before I've got to plug it in. I don't think— I haven't plugged it in once since I started the stream. 3 hours now.

Day trade's going well. I'm up £8.

It bounced hard off that tank,

retraced 50%. It's

probably going to Counter turbulence. Yeah, I think we blitz through it. That's my gamble.

Oh God, I want my Flip 7. It's killing me. I need it now.

Flip 7 is the last thing that I wanted to buy for my IRL setup.

It doesn't even say what time it's coming yet.

I didn't give him any food and he left. I gave him a little bit of sausage.

Blue sky. I forgot what that looks like.

I want my flip seven. I want my flip seven. I want my flip seven. I want my flip seven.

My main concern is, does it make me look ugly?

It's a 12-megapixel ultra-wide, which is less than this one, but does the Flip 7 have a more advanced processor and chip making me look more detailed, which I don't want really? I want the camera to look like this but be more stable,

but I don't think there's stabilization in this app. That's the problem. That's the app's problem. There's no stabilization right now.

Sensor will be larger. Yeah, so I'm hoping— I— the GoPro made me look awful because it had 26 megapixels. So I don't want lots of megapixels. I want lower megapixels. The main camera is a 50 megapixel. I'm not turning that one on.

I don't know, you'd think if the sensor is larger, that means they've got more megapixels. And because it's a Flip 7 and not a flagship, they probably don't have enough room to put better cameras on it. So you need to get the S25 Ultra for the best cameras because it's bigger to accommodate the advanced camera system.

I'm just hoping by better doesn't mean it makes me look uglier.

The only reason I send it back is if it makes me look awful. Oh, we should do a prediction. Am I going to send it back or not?

New prediction.

Will Daniel return his Flip 7?

Yes, no,

I really don't know. Could be a, a coin, a coin flip, coin toss.

Within what time frame? I think I'll know straight away if I want to keep it or not, especially if it makes me look ugly or not. Yeah, Samsung cameras are good because they know that people want to look good on the camera. iPhone makes you look weird. GoPro makes you look ugly. These companies need to realize that

we're very ugly, vain people and we want to look good. Otherwise, I'm not buying your stupid phone. I need to look fabulous.

That's how I get all the girls in my backyard.

Hi, hi, hi. I want to pour out the weed killer all onto the weeds.

And see what happens. What if I pour it on aloe vera?

Aloe vera looking a bit dry. Give it some water.

Hmm, I think it'll be good for outside streams discreetly. Because I can tuck it into my shoulder strap.

But if it makes me look ugly, then I don't know. I could use it as my main phone and carry on using the S10+.

Give it a tiny bit, otherwise it's going to leak out of the

pot. I bought this shirt to meet Crypt with

my Volkswagen. People thought I bought it because she likes Volkswagen campers. I didn't know she liked this. I don't like them. I just thought the shirt looks nice.

Check my day trade. Oh, my dick! Oh, oh, oh, it— liquid came out the end and dried to the inside of my underwear. Ow, it's stuck!

My dick stuck to the inside of my underwear. What do I do?

I don't know. I think I pre-camed in my pants and then it dried. Now my dick's glued to the inside of my underwear.

I

hate it when that happens.

Oh, 4 PM to 8 PM it's coming. What time is it now? 4 PM!

It could be coming any moment.

I bet it comes halfway between, so like 6 PM.

4 PM to 8 PM. 4:15 to 8:15. Could be coming any moment, any moment. There's no live tracking yet, so I guess he's not nearby.

4 to 8, it could come 6-ish, who knows. Maybe I'll go pee. Oh my God, I love getting new— it's my 3rd new phone this year. I've gotten the Nothing Phone 3, And the doji this year.

Flip 7, Flip 7's coming. I might make a video about it as well tonight. Do not buy.

I need to get my video out straight away. What should I say? I'll just pretend this is the Flip 7. I'll be like, so I just got my Flip 7 today and I have to say it is kind of lacking in a certain luster. It doesn't do anything that the previous one didn't do already. It's been a

while since I've done a review.

Last time I did one was Switch, I think. I spammed out those Switch videos, so I must have made like 50 Switch videos. I swear 20 of them were all the same. It was just like this, watch.

I made, I made nearly 20 Switch videos just holding it. Uh, like this, my hand like this. So I have been using the Switch 2 for a few days now, and I have to say it is lacking in many lusters. Number 1, there's no good games on it. Number 2, it is rubbish compared to a Steam Deck.

I made 20 videos just saying the same thing over and over again.

No, no, no, get in my Flip 7 Zoom. My life's so great, better than yours, cuz I've got the Flip 7. Haha.

4:15 to 8:15, where is it? Oh, is that him? I can hear a car.

Oh, it's this stupid neighbor.

Flip 7, flip 7, I'm getting my flip 7. Do I miss interacting with people? Yeah, a little bit,

sometimes.

Flip 7, flip 7, I'm getting my flip 7.

Yeah, I do kind of miss it a little bit.

There was a feeling of camaraderie when I went to the depot and saw the other drivers.

There's this one guy who's very friendly. There's a fly here. Come on, get out. It's just that the door's open right here. Oh my God,

wow,

5,000 people— I mean, 5,000 points bet for No, I won't return it.

Will Daniel return his flip? No. How many people voted?

Oh, just one.

One person bet 5,000 points. Is that TB lurking?

Not gonna send it back. So also, the other reason I want to keep it is because if I want to do dating, I gotta have a new phone. But I need 2 new phones as a backup, because if I get banned on one phone, at least I've got another phone lined up.

I mean, I can't have 3 new phones. I think 2 is a good number to have, but one is not enough because If one gets banned, I've blown my only one shot. At least a second phone, I have a second shot.

Get a cheap one? I already got one, I'm holding it. I got S10 Plus brand new— well, refurbished, but it's £140.

Flip 7 is because number one, it's new, number two, it flips, and number three,

it looks cool, and number four I'm hoping it will be better for streaming with advanced antenna technologies.

So I want to download the dating apps Bumble, Hinge, and Tinder, and then I've got pics and photos. I don't really think they have to look that good. Just so you get an idea of what I look like.

And maybe I'll get some screenshots from my streams. Like, I did some poses on Kit Hill, look pretty good.

And then I don't— maybe I should use the cloaking software

just to be safe, because they're probably using facial recognition. But I've probably aged since 5 years ago. I don't know if facial recognition is going to recognize me

if I do an angle like this,

because I look completely different from my side profile compared to my front profile.

What if someone looks like me? Surely there's other Asian guys out there who look kind of like me. What if they get accidentally banned? It's just

Stupid. So to have my best shot, I should probably use the cloaking software and all new photos. I've got 5 new SIM cards, so that's no problem, and I have 2 new phones. And then in Thailand, it'll be a fresh IP address.

So I've already set that up at some point before. No, maybe I set it up there. I feel like if I set it up in the UK, it could be risky. I land and I'm banned already. Land and banned.

I also— because you start getting matches straight away when you're in your account because you get boosted. So I think as soon as I make the account, I need to be ready to start matching and chatting. I can't make it and just leave it. That'd be a waste of my noob boon— noob boost.

Maybe there's like a Thai Cupid website, like Japan Cupid.

Thai Friendly. Yeah, I might sign up to that.

I need to maximize

My chances.

See if I can catch any fish whilst I'm there. Might get a new girlfriend, move in with.

I mean, I've literally found a Korean woman in a week when I was in Japan last time and moved in with her. And then last year I literally found a Japanese woman and moved in with her. So

You never know.

New girlfriend 2025.

Wow, Army receives 3 Apache choppers from US. I feel like choppers are such outdated technology from the '90s.

They don't move very fast, do they? Why not just use a drone? I guess it's cheaper.

Thai Friendly lets you search for ladyboys. Yeah, maybe I'll bang a ladyboy this time. Him. That would be funny.

Although I'm more interested in being banged by one.

It seems kind of fun, like you bang them and you can like rub off their dick at the same time. But I'm just wondering if even with the surgery or whatever they do, you can still tell it's a guy from the smell or something.

Because I think I would know it's a guy from pheromones and stuff like that, and I'd not be aroused because I'm not gay. Like, I sense a guy, I get turned off.

I'm just gonna book like a serviced apartment in Bangkok. I'm not gonna rent anything.

My day trade's up £7.

I'm thinking we rip up to there.

Hormones change the pheromones. Really? Does it make the dick smaller too? Because sometimes they've got really tiny dicks, like the dick's gonna shrivel up and disappear.

So if the dick shrivels up and then goes back inside and it becomes a hole, is that how the vagina was invented?

A vagina is basically just an inverted shriveled up dick.

Yeah, because sometimes I see ladyboy porn and they're completely floppy and I'm wondering how come they're not hard? Isn't this arousing? Well, they can't get hard if they have estrogen. Well, you do need testosterone to get an erection. Let me ask AI.

Running away sounds tempting, but it could lead to a world of trouble. Let's find a smoother path to your Thailand adventure. How about we tackle the future issues? Shut up! Why doesn't he shut up when I talk?

Daniel, let's find a way to— can you let me shut the fuck up? How about tackling? Oh my God! I don't know what is wrong with it.

Can you shut up when I'm talking?

Uh huh. Hello. Yep, I'm here. So do you need testosterone to get an erection? Testosterone plays a role in sexual function, but it's not the only factor involved. Getting an erection. Blood flow, nerve function, and psychological factors are also important. Testosterone levels can influence libido, but other health aspects come into play too. Have any other questions about

it?

Hmm, so if a man was becoming a woman and lowered his testosterone and had very low testosterone, would he have difficulties getting an erection? Lowering testosterone levels as part of a gender-affirming process can affect sexual function, Including the ability to get an erection. Hormonal changes can impact various physical aspects, but experiences can vary. It's common for individuals

to discuss their— okay, whatever.

Yep, yep, got it.

I saw that clip, you know, Logan Paul, when he found the dead body. For some reason, it just randomly popped up to me from some other thingy, and I watched it, and it seems so fake and scripted and stupid. I can't believe the whole internet went nuts over that, and YouTube nearly lost all of its advertisers over

that. They so obviously just planted a fake body and pretended it was real, and they were like, oh my God, a dead body! And the whole internet went berserk over it. So dumb. You rewatch it now and it just seems like a silly little skit. I can't believe the internet lost its shit over that.

Crazy. One guy had such an impact on the whole website. With the yellow demonetization thing and adpocalypse.

How'd you know it was a real person? I think they just hung up a dummy.

How'd you know it was real? Who says? Where's the source?

I don't know, seems fake to me.

Well, they should have just faked it then. Seems like it would have been easier.

I think my flip's not close. Probably come 5 or 6. I reckon it'll come at 6 something.

Bitcoin could be worth over a million dollars per coin in the next few years. Really?

So if you buy now, you you could get a 10x.

It seems like it would be worth just having £100 of it just in case.

Get £1,000.

Okay, an engine rumbling.

Oh my God, is that a van?

Oh my God, is that him?

That could be him.

I see a man in a red shirt delivering. No, if it was Amazon, it would have said one stop away, wouldn't it? It just says out for delivery. I don't think that's him. Damn it, I wish they had proper Amazon vans.

It's just a gray van.

He's wearing a red t-shirt.

No, he's driving away. Fuck's sake.

No, where's my flip?

No, no, come back, come back! Ah.

I don't think he's near.

Hmm, got 9% battery and I've done

nearly 4 hours. It's pretty good performance. 3 hours 40 minutes on one battery. 9% battery there. Probably gets 4 hours on one battery.

Plug it in soon.

Do

you think it will work in Thailand? It'd be fun if it only works in the hotel and then it doesn't work outside. There's something weird about it. Like it only works in the place you're living in for some reason, or maybe it only works in the place you set it up in. I don't know how you reset

it or start from the beginning.

Maybe you've got to reset the stream keys or something, the device key.

Oh God, the next 4 hours is gonna be slow.

I

want a big screen linked to a camera so I can see what's outside all the time. Without having to open my app. That'd be pretty nice.

Yeah, Miss Crypt, she already got the chat going.

Where's my iPhone?

Oh, oh, my back.

I'm up £9 on my long trade.

That whole projector idea was so bad. Complete catastrophe.

Am I gonna crack £10?

£9.75.

My back hurts.

Oh, I think it's gonna come around 6.

Charger in.

Oh God, it's ages. I hate waiting.

Did 3 hours 40 minutes on 90% battery.

Pretty good. It's funny how butthurt they get just from getting banned. Not— it wasn't even a day, it was like 2 hours they were banned until I unbanned them. Such a bunch of babies.

Imagine getting that butthurt just over getting banned. It's your fault, you were being annoying, so you got banned. Don't cry about it, you know what's going to happen.

Yeah, some of my viewers, they're extremely emotionally crybabies, like really sensitive crybabies.

I think, you know, I got like a weird mixed audience where half are stupid annoying trolls that keep coming back no matter how many times I ban them, and then the other half are like crybaby sensitive weenies So I think I've got this mixed audience because in my beginning days I made very like emotionally raw, relatable content

about social anxiety and my struggles. So I picked up all these weenie crybabies from that kind of emotional content. And then later when I became a troll talking about sex and stuff, I attracted a lot of trolls. So I got this weird split mixed audience of trolls and weenies.

It's kind of weird, isn't it?

This woman looks like a fucking man.

Jesus, is that actually a woman?

There's no way that's a woman.

I think it's an actual woman.

iPhone 17.

Oh, is

a

man.

I thought so.

Actually, I wasn't sure. I thought it was just a British woman. That's what they look like.

Not much difference.

Come on, when's market ripping?

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Nothing to buy.

Hot gold antennas.

I got antenna fetish.

Oh, look at these desks! That looks cool. Do my pro trading setup.

All my orders. Return complete. Return complete. Refunded. Refunded. Refunded. Refunded. Refunded so many things.

Return complete. Return complete. Return complete. Cyberpunk 2077 DJI mics. Gonna get banned.

This school's really dead as well.

I haven't banned people. The last person I banned was Glue Man,

but I thought I unbanned him.

I banned Glow Man because,

yeah, he keeps saying, do I only eat one meal a day? Or he makes fun of how many calories

I have. That's really annoying.

What, £10 profit?

We're ripping.

He keeps going on and on about how much I eat.

Uh,

how do I not eat a lot when I've spent £200 on food this month so far?

I bought £200 worth of food and he's saying I don't eat enough.

No, I just don't like it when people keep assuming that I only eat once a day. It's stupid. Imagine thinking I only have one meal a day. I have at least 3 meals a day.

I might have a pot noodle.

Pot noodles and milk.

Raining again.

Isn't Death Stranding 2 coming out soon? Is that any good? I did not understand the story of the first one. All I knew, there was rain that made things decay, but I don't understand what I was trying to do. What is my purpose? Like, what the fuck was this story about?

I don't know, first one got a bit boring.

Oh, it's already out. That's when it came out, 4 weeks ago.

Yeah, I did kind of like loading up the packages

and then getting to the destination.

I didn't like the weird black goo men that came out of the ground and grabbed you. I just want to deliver my stuff and leave me alone.

Oh, what about the double now?

I could tell my sister she could come to my house if she wants, like a holiday home in Devon whilst I'm in Thailand.

I don't know about you, but it kind of feels like

they don't— they won't come to Devon because I'm here. But then if they came when I'm not here, I'd feel like, how come you didn't come when I was here? Like they're avoiding me.

Yeah, how are they going to get in? I'd have to hide the key, wouldn't I?

Where would I hide it?

Under the doormat?

Or I could get a padlock like what Airbnb people do. I get one of those coded Padlock things, put the key in there.

But where do I put that? I can't screw it into the wall.

I padlock the padlock to the door.

Or nah.

I thought a padlock— the padlock to my car will

Raining. Oh, hey Christopher, we're waiting for the Flip 7.

When I meet AJ, I think the first thing I say to her should be, oh hey AJ.

That would be funny.

Oh hey AJ.

Why does Bong Bong have so many viewers?

She had 200 180 last I checked. How many now?

Suspenders had 7,000 last time I checked.

Don't know, she's doing something interesting.

Fascinating. She's got a Linktree. Does she do OnlyFans?

Oh, she does have OnlyFans! What?

She got so many links.

What's on her OnlyFans?

Korean girl at OnlyFans, no nude.

Naked, want to see full version.

Thong on me.

My OnlyFans dying, I've only got 39 now.

Oh, it's 5 PM. Where's my flip?

Oh God.

Tuesday, 4 PM to 8.

Delivery man's gonna get soaked. This is why I do not miss delivering. I hated it.

You get a rainy day, you get soaked.

I still don't have my YouTube money. It says £971 to be paid out. Okay, pay it out then. What are you waiting for?

I still don't have my YouTube money.