update on my Tax Problem [JZ0ZjEpDd2U]

Testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing.

Is this really live? Yep, it is super

live. This really live? Oops.

Okay. Do you like my new setup? It's

pretty good. No noisy fans.

I'll show you my setup in a minute.

Just gotta finish setting up my setup.

I got a new stream setup and I got this

new tripod. Look, big tripod.

I thought I could put it in the kitchen

for when I do the cooking and then you

could see me cooking.

Okay, let me get comfy. People are saying

this noise is annoying when I move the

I'm still coughing, but I'm coughing a bit

less and my voice is getting back to

I got good news about my T-A-X.

Yeah, so the last video did really well.

Well, I say really well, got 3K views,

but I mean, it did better than all of

my recent videos, and I was surprised

because it's just cooking. I wasn't really

talking about anything interesting. So I

thought when we stream the cooking,

if we can capture more interesting camera

angles for the video, it would be good to

turn into a better looking video.

And then if the stream gets demonetized,

I could make back the money I lose by just

making a video out of the stream.

Because unfortunately the last stream got

demonetized. And then it took a day and a

half to get reviewed and then set back to

green, but by then most people had

already watched it, so it was too

late. That's the annoying thing. Why can't

they just put the money on hold and then

let you have it if it goes green? When

it's yellow, you don't make anything.

So I want to test doing like a pure

cooking video with a cooking title and see

how that does for views. Because I'd

rather just do that than do like weird

girl stories or whatever. Is that

a new keyboard? Yep, got a wireless RGB

keyboard and I got this. Can you see it?

I'm not streaming on my laptop.

I chucked my laptop over there in the

corner because it's stupid.

What's the good news? Okay, so I

managed to negotiate with my mum and

she agreed to give me £7,000 to pay my

tax. And I paid it a couple of days ago,

but I shouldn't really have to pay £7,000.

It should only be £5,500 because

they charged me for 2019 And

I told them I wasn't in the UK in 2019 and

they said, send proof. So I did. And that

was nearly 2 months ago. So the tax people

have ghosted me after they falsely made me

pay for 2019. And if I don't pay, they

start charging me interest. They've been

charging me about £1.50 every day interest

since 2020. So I've got like £700

interest. On top of the tax I owe.

So I decided to pay it now before any more

interest gets added. And then hopefully

when they agree that I shouldn't have had

to pay tax, they'll refund me the tax that

I paid and then I'll just

use that to pay the next tax.

I should have waited for a response.

Yeah, but I got scared because they kept

saying you must pay by the deadline or

else. And the deadline was last month in

September.

Hold on, let me post on Discord I'm

streaming. Copy link.

Is that the right link?

Ah, what? Everyone? Why didn't it ask

me if I'm sure I want to send it?

It's hard to see the screen, it's so

small. E-V-E-R-Y-O-N. One at

everyone.

Oops.

Yeah, I got this keyboard With the soft

keys, not the clicky keys. I don't like

the clicky keys. It's too noisy.

Can you hear how quiet it is now without

that laptop fan going? It's so

peaceful. Apart from that dripping

from the water tank, the fish tank.

Are you in the clear now on taxes? I still

have to pay 2021. They said they're

calculating it. But they stopped replying

to me about 2 months ago, so I don't know

how much it's going to be. And then I

finished my tax assessment for 2022 and it

says I have to pay about £1,600.

But they also say I've got to pay £1,600

for next year, pay in advance,

which I shouldn't have to because now I

barely make any money. So they think I owe

They think I have to pay taxes based on

earnings I made this last year when I'm

not gonna make the same earnings I made

last year this year because now my channel

is dead. It's funny, in under a year a

channel can go from doing pretty well and

then just dead for absolutely no reason.

Isn't that insane? Don't you think it's

insane? And where the hell are all my

viewers gone? They all got bored all at

the same time.

And why the hell do I only have 30

viewers? What is going on?

They just started this— you got to pay

next year's tax now based off an

estimated amount you would earn, which is

calculated on what you earned last year.

I don't earn the same every year.

So I want to email them and say I

shouldn't have to pay that next year, but

they don't reply now. I don't know why

they're not replying to me. I sent them

another email saying, hello, why haven't

So it's really annoying,

and they still haven't applied any

penalties, so I don't know what penalties

they're going to apply to me.

Did I put the right link for the stream?

Yeah.

I really need to buy a monitor. This

screen is tiny on the ROG Ally.

Not sure what kind of monitor to get,

like a big curved one or, or a

15-inch portable monitor.

It's kind of annoying I can't use the iPad

as a monitor.

I'm hungry. I might need to eat a banana.

How much is the ROG Ally? It's $700. It's

so good. It's actually better than my

$2,400 RTX 3060 laptop

in every single way. It browses

the web and lets me do computing stuff way

more smoothly than the laptop and without

the laptop fan noise and even plays games

better than the laptop. I played Starfield

and Cyberpunk and it had a consistent FPS

of 40 to 60 playing on low settings,

but still looks good. Starfield plays

completely smooth. It was a jittery,

laggy mess on my laptop.

And then I played Rainbow Six on Ultra and

I was getting like 100 FPS on Rainbow Six

Ultra settings. I played

Cyberpunk and Elden Ring as well.

I want to try plugging it into the TV

I can't believe how good it is. It's got

Windows 11, so you can just use it like a

I can't think anything that sucks about

it.

So maybe it's a bit annoying

it's only got one USB-C port. Would have

been nice if it had at least 2 ports. But

I've got a USB hub with

a few adapters, so I was able to plug

everything in.

It's funny, I asked my mum if she could

help me for tax— with the tax thing, and

the first thing she said was, No, sorry,

I don't have that kind of money. And then

the next day she messages me asking me how

much I need. And I said, well, if you're

really sure, then £7,000

would be pretty good. And then I'll pay

her back £500 a month, which should be

doable because I'm still making like

£1,000 a month and my expenses are only

about £300 to £400, so I should have like

£500 or £600 left over every month I could

pay her.

Then I bought this ROG Ally to treat

myself with. Nice little reward.

The only thing I haven't tried on it is

video editing, but it seems to be doing

streaming pretty well.

I'm on low power mode as well. It says

it's using 20% of the CPU,

10% of the GPU,

temperatures at 50 Celsius. It's got this

on-screen monitor thing you can just turn

You always buying new tech? Yeah, because

I like tech. If you didn't realize,

I'm an avid fan of tech and gadgets.

My streaming setup looks so funny. I got—

let me show you my stream setup.

Look at this.

I got an iPad and then I got my ROG Ally.

Found a use for my art easel.

You know, this would actually be good for

an IRL setup as well. You just need to

find a way to keep it powered. Because,

you know, I was always complaining about

how I don't have overlays on my stream. I

need a PC. I could put the ROG Ally in my

And then use my phone like this connected

to it wirelessly. I don't know how that

would do for IRL. Yeah, well, I don't

really care about IRL anymore. I'm over

that. IRL is a waste of time.

You're not going to grow the channel.

You're not going to get more views than

you usually get. It's just going to cost

more money because you have to spend money

to do stuff. And then you've got to worry

about all the setup and gear.

And network and SIM cards.

I'm not doing IRL ever again.

There's nothing to do. Just walk up and

down the streets, buy something from

7-Eleven.

I think the ROG Ally is also really good

for the price because the alternative

would be to spend What, $1,000 plus on

a new laptop or desktop?

So I don't know how you can beat it for

$700. What are you gonna get for $700?

Is he in Japan? No, I'm in Thailand.

Still in Thailand. I didn't go to school

for the entire week because I'm still

sick. I would just be sitting

in the class coughing every minute. I

cough maybe every 2 minutes. It would

be really annoying.

Do more videos like the recent one. Yeah,

it did surprisingly well. It did better

than all my previous videos. The only one

it didn't do better than was the,

the Abba and Preach one. But that's not

fair because that's getting a lot of views

now from Abba and Preach viewers.

They're so dumb, they're taking it

completely seriously.

It's so easy to troll these communities

and fan bases from other channels because

they have no clue that I don't

actually care about anything that I'm

saying. They just take it completely

seriously and

they never find out because they're not

going to come onto my stream, are they?

They'll just click on the Abba and Preach

video and then they'll never click on

anything else on my channel.

It's getting views now. It's nearly got

14,000 views. So people saying my

channel's shadowbanned, I don't think

they're right. It's just

my, my community has mostly disappeared,

so my original videos are not going to do

well anymore. Is that

an ROG Ally I see? Yep. Best gaming

device I've ever bought. It's so, it's so

quiet. Listen to this.

Can't hear anything. All you can hear is

the dripping of my fish tank.

Can you hear the dripping a lot? Because I

might turn it down a bit.

I haven't been able to enjoy pure peace

and quiet in ages because I've had that

laptop fan going full speed nonstop.

The Redditors are in bits that you come

out of the tax situation unscathed. Yeah,

I bet they're seething. Mum came to the

rescue and I got myself A nice fancy bit

of tech. They were like, oh, it's the end

of Daniel. All of his money's going to

disappear now because of the taxes. Ah,

dream on.

It's going to have zero effect on my life.

And my stock portfolio went up like £1,000

because of gold. Gold is doing so well.

And guess what I've been buying over the

past Yeah, I've been buying gold nonstop

over the last year and it's finally paying

off. The only thing I regret

not buying is oil because that's going to

do well as well.

But the next tax bills, I guess I'm going

to have to pay because I don't want to ask

my mum for more money.

You can make a revenge video to your old

viewers. Yeah, I would love that, but it

will be pointless unless they actually see

it, which they won't. I hate my old

viewers who don't watch anymore so much.

They ruined my life, you know? Like,

they, they pressured me and basically

forced me into ruining my relationships.

And making girls dump me and ruining my

marriage just because I wanted them to

keep watching. And they refused to watch

anything else. And all the drama and

all that happened only because that was

the only content they were willing to

watch. And now they

all pissed off, leaving me with a massive

tax bill. So yeah, I really hate them.

I don't know how to get revenge. I can't

get revenge. How can I get revenge?

There's literally no way.

They got the final laugh because they

lumped me with a massive tax bill, and now

they don't watch anymore.

So yeah, I really despise them, but what

can I do? They're all gone now.

I can be like, oh, screw you guys, it was

all fake, hehe.

As if they would care. They don't care

Oh, what can I do? All I can do is really

let go of the hate. And just focus on

doing stuff I enjoy, like cooking, tech

Pandering to that toxic audience was just

like a terrible mistake.

I do miss it though, like, like I miss The

Although it's weird because I miss them

and at the same time I hate them. It's

very confusing.

Yeah, I guess it's good I got snitched on

and I got caught now instead of like 10

years later. Imagine the interest that

would have built up if I didn't pay it for

10 years. They've been adding interest

since 2020 now. £1.50 a day.

Could have been a lot worse.

It would have been better if they caught

me earlier, really.

I don't know why I thought I could get

away with it. It's kind of stupid, isn't

I wonder if my mum would send my curved

monitor. That would help me so much

because that thing was expensive. It was

like £300 and I was just sitting in my

bedroom in the UK collecting dust. And now

I want a new one because I want a nice

monitor stand. Monitor for my new ROG

Ally.

God, I can't stop coughing. It's so

annoying.

I wake up at like 4 AM in the morning just

coughing, and then I fall asleep after 10

minutes. I'm taking

all these pills and none of them do

anything. I've got codeine,

hexbromine,

Dextrothephanine. I don't know. Got this

new one now called Montelukast

sodium. A bit scared I'm going

to have a reaction to all these pills,

but I don't feel any different after I

take the pills. I feel the same.

This tripod's really nice. I used it to

make some of the ROG Ally videos, and it

was only about $20

maybe.

Oops. I also got this big gaming mouse

pad. Look at this. It's a Big wide

mousepad. Now I've got all this space to

put stuff on. Before, it was taken up by

the laptop.

Will you pay your mum back? Yeah, I'll pay

her $500 a month or maybe $300 a month.

I'm sure she'd be okay with $300 a month.

Depends what I can afford. What phone are

you recording on? On the Flip 4Z.

I've got such a weird stream setup. I'm

streaming on the ROG Ally with a Flip 4Z

phone with a wireless mic.

Oh my God. Uh, I get sick

and then I'm coughing for like a month.

This is the 3rd time this has happened.

Last year in Malaysia, after Malaysia in

July it happened, and then it happened

before Japan. You know, this didn't

used to happen to me before I got the

COVID vaccines. I don't think this ever

happened where I was coughing for a month.

And now it happens every time I get sick.

I'm coughing for like a month and

everything I do, nothing I do makes it

better. I tried honey and ginger tea. I

tried inhaling steam. I tried medication.

Nothing works. You just have to wait. For

it to go away naturally.

Last time I tuned into this channel was

when you divorced your wife. How's life

been? Well, I got depressed

in Manchester because of the lockdowns.

So you didn't see me that I fell in love

with a Dutch girl, and then I got

heartbroken. Then I moved to Thailand.

I've been living in Thailand for a year

This funny thing happened when I bought

the ROG Ally. I had an argument with my

girlfriend coming home because

I don't know why, but this thing keeps

happening when we go out together. Where

we lose each other and then she can't find

me. It's happened like 4 times now.

So we were at the train station. She says,

let's get a taxi. So we're going to go

down to exit the train station. We've got

to go downstairs and she takes the lift.

And I hate taking lifts because I don't

know, I don't like being stuck in a tiny

box with a bunch of other people. I'd

rather take the stairs. So she goes down

the lift and I go down the stairs. And she

doesn't know I'm going down the stairs.

And then I reach the bottom before she

reaches the bottom in the lift. And then

I'm waiting outside the lift and then the

doors open and I see her, but her back is

turned to the doors. I don't know what— I

think because there's like 2 doors, one in

the front and one at the back, and the one

behind her opened. And then

the doors open and then she's just

standing there and I'm waiting for her to

turn around. And then she never turns

around and then doors close and then she

goes back up. And I'm like, oh my God. My

phone has died because it's got no

battery. And then I just decide to wait at

the bottom where the lift stops, thinking

she's going to come back down. So I go and

sit on a bench and then she never comes

back down. I wait for like 15 minutes

thinking she's going to come back down.

So I finally give up and I go back up.

And she's not there. And then I go up to

the second level and she's not there

either. So I just get fed up and I get on

the train and I come home alone. And then

I come home thinking, okay, I've got to

get home quickly because she's probably

still at the train station looking for me

and I need to charge my phone and message

her. And then I open the door and she's

here on the bed.

And I'm like, what the hell? I thought you

were waiting for me. And then she's

upset because I left her when really

she's the one who left me.

So that was kind of frustrating.

And then I get mad. I say, why don't you

look around? She only looks in one

direction. And then she gets upset.

Such a headache. It happened before when—

was it when I was returning the iPhone or

when I was buying the iPhone?

I forgot now. And we were going to the

Apple Store and she was on her phone

following me. And then in front of the

Apple Store is the descending escalator

because we were going back to the car

park. And then I do a sharp right

turn to go down the escalator, but she

doesn't notice. And then she keeps walking

straight thinking I've gone into the Apple

Store. And then she's just standing there

outside the Apple Store whilst I'm on the

lower level looking up, and I can see her

standing there. And again, my phone

battery died because this stupid iPhone

Mini battery dies really quickly.

And I'm just waiting for her to turn

around so I can wave and say, I'm here.

And she never turns around for like 30

minutes. So I'm just standing there

waiting for her to turn around. I mean, I

could shout at her, but I hate shouting in

public. I will never just shout out at

someone. That is my, my life rule,

not to shout in public.

So I'm just standing down there for like

30 minutes, 40 minutes, and she's still

just standing there staring at her phone.

I don't know why she doesn't do a 360.

She never does a 360. She always looks in

one direction. I keep telling her, you

gotta just look around, all around. It's

like she's got tunnel vision.

And then it happened in Japan. We were

going to get on a train and I thought,

no, wait, this isn't our train. And then I

said, oh wait, it is our train. So I

quickly jump onto the train, but she's

looking in the other direction, doesn't

see me get on the train and she doesn't

get on the train. And then the doors close

and she's standing there with this look on

her face of pure shock.

And I'm like, what the hell? What are you

doing? So then I have to get off the train

and wait at the station for her to get on

the next one. I don't know why this keeps

happening. This has never happened to me

with any other woman.

She just doesn't pay attention.

And it's also not good that I don't call

her. Because I don't really know what to

call her. Like, oi,

girlfriend, get here.

I don't like calling her name because her

name's weird.

So I don't really know what I can do. I

keep telling her to be more aware. She's

always looking at her phone.

Does she still watch your content? Yeah,

she got really upset because of my recent

videos talking about ex-girlfriends. I had

to tell her it's just like a silly story.

She thinks I'm like still thinking or

pining over my exes. That's why I made the

videos. And I had to say, no, I don't care

about them at all. I'm just making it

because that's what I think my viewers

will find interesting. I don't talk

about that stuff because I want to talk

about it. I only talk about it because I

think that's what you guys want to hear.

But it just causes me problems and it

doesn't even get views, so it's not worth

it. It doesn't even get more views than I

usually get.

So I guess I'll stop with the ghost

stories. I don't really have any more

anyway that I can think of.

Will you still be going back for

Christmas? I'm thinking no.

I'd rather save the money. Plus,

visiting the UK in winter is not that

great. It would be dark at 4 PM, freezing

cold. The garden will be ugly.

Flight tickets are expensive because it's

Christmas. I'm thinking we just don't go.

How's your day so far? It's okay, I guess.

I'm happy I got the stream set up

and working on the ROG Ally.

Is it possible for you to buy stocks on

this dip? Yeah.

Just because I owe tax doesn't mean I

can't buy stuff. I think.

That'd be silly if they say, oh, you're

not allowed to buy stuff because you owe

us money. Although when I

looked up how to set up a payment plan,

It said, before you call us to set up a

payment plan, make sure you've sold any

assets or stocks and

make sure you've tried your best to pay

off your debt. So that is kind of worrying

because I don't want to sell my stocks

really, because I've got some

good stocks and I think they'll do well.

But then there's also a, a set up a direct

debit plan that you can do online, and I

set it up to do £500 a month, but I don't—

I didn't get a confirmation email, so I

don't know if it's actually set up or not.

So how's that different to the phoning

them up for the payment plan thing? I

How does it get dark at 4 PM? Well, maybe

4:30 PM starts getting dark. I remember

doing night shift in the UK and I'd finish

my shift at 6 AM and it would be dark.

Because it's still early morning. I'd go

to bed around 7 a.m. and it's still dark.

And then I'd wake up maybe 5 p.m. and it's

dark already. So my entire life was just

in darkness. It was so miserable.

Hated it. Never do night shift.

I thought it'd be nice because it would be

peaceful and no customers, which it was.

But then not being able to sleep when it's

nighttime feels really horrible.

I would never want to do that again.

I'm gonna make chicken pie today, but this

time I've got pre-made pie dough and

I bought a little metal bowl that can

actually fit in the air fryer, so

hopefully it's gonna do a bit better.

Although it's funnier when it's a big

mess. I think it would be funnier for a

video if I completely screw it up,

but we'll see how it goes.

I got this big tripod.

I'm just not sure where to put it, which

way to face it.

It is nice having a big tripod.

Yeah, I really need to buy a monitor.

This is way too tiny.

Well, if I put the iPad here so

I can see the chat. Is your girlfriend

working on the weekend? Yep.

Saturday and Sunday. Monday.

I think we're going to go camping next

week, which means I'm going to miss school

again. Can I just stop going to

school at this point? I'm so fed up with

The only reason that I kind of wanted to

still go was because that British girl

keeps talking to me.

But she didn't talk to me last time.

She's always glued to that German girl,

which is annoying. But apart from her,

there's no one interesting in the class.

Everyone's boring. No one talks.

Apart from this weird Belgian guy.

There's like this middle-aged, fat, white

Belgian guy who's really cringe.

I find him very annoying.

He's always making like these weird

innuendo jokes, trying to be funny, but

it's just kind of creepy.

What is it about her you saw in the

elevator? Well, I saw her arms and they

were covered in train tracks,

but I shouldn't talk about it. Seems like

it's a touchy topic.

I've never seen so many before.

They must be pretty deep to get the scar,

because I tried doing it myself when I was

a kid because I thought it was like edgy.

So I got a little blade out of a pencil

sharpener, but I was too scared to do it

deep. It didn't leave a scar. I just like

lightly scratched myself.

They must be damn deep to leave scars like

that.

How's the fitness workouts going? Uh, not

great. I got sick, so it's hard to keep up

with the workouts. I lost some weight.

I lost a couple of kgs.

So it's got to be deeper than the skin and

like into the flesh, I guess. I can't

imagine how you'd do that. Doesn't it

really hurt? I don't get it. And then I'd

be scared of infections and getting

sepsis. You know, if it gets infected,

you could get sepsis from even that.

So unfortunately, until next

year, May, things are going to be pretty

boring. Because I think

I'm just going to be like this in my

condo for the next 2 to 5 months.

I was also hoping if I go back to the UK,

it would bring some people back to the

channel because they'll be like,

Finally, Daniel's doing stuff again.

But nope,

another extra 5 months of stagnation.

What's happening in May? I think around

May is when my visa ends.

And then I have to go back for my sister's

wedding.

It's kind of strange she's getting married

I feel kind of sorry for her because

I know she would have loved it if my dad

would have been at the wedding.

That's probably pretty sad, not being able

to have your dad come to your wedding. I

don't really care about weddings, to be

honest. When I got married, we just signed

a paper and then went to McDonald's, and I

was completely happy. Went home, played

Rainbow Six. It was a good day. Didn't

want to be stuck at some place surrounded

by people I didn't care about. Who would I

invite to my wedding? My mum, my sister.

That's it. I don't have any friends.

I'd probably want to livestream it as

well.

Will you walk her down the aisle?

No. I wonder if she's gonna choose a best

man or something. I really hope not,

because if it's me, then it'll be really

awkward and weird, and then if it's not

me, I'd be kind of insulted.

I don't think they'll do that whole best

man, best woman thing.

Isn't that like an American thing?

She said it's gonna cost £25,000.

That's insane. That's more money than I've

ever had. How can it cost

so much? Book the church. Oh yeah, she

booked live music and then book the food

and And the catering, and then the cake,

and then the dress. I will never

understand why you'd want to spend so

much.

And then imagine if it doesn't work out,

and then you've just wasted all that

money. If I had $25K,

I'd get big widescreen curved monitor,

4090 desktop.

Pay my taxes, as well?

Well, if you're loaded and you make a lot

of money, then I guess it seems like a

Damn, I can't believe streaming barely

takes any computing power. I thought

streaming was like a very high intensity,

you need a good computer activity.

It's literally running 20% of the CPU.

And then 10% of the GPU for the video, I

guess. And it's on silent mode, it's not

even on like performance mode or anything.

You could literally stream off of a

potato. All you need is good internet, I

I'm really shocked. I don't even know what

CPU it is. It's like An AMD Ryzen

Z1 Extreme,

which I heard is like the equivalent of a

GTX 1650 Ti. Let me Google that.

It's not even the equivalent of an RTX

series.

AMD Ryzen Z1 Extreme.

Equivalent. It's a 4-nanometer chip.

It's pretty thin. It's like a mobile chip.

Oh, what? The Z1 Extreme boasts massive

compute throughput of 8.6 teraflops,

making it comparable to the RTX 3050.

That's pretty

It's got 6 cores.

I don't know what that means.

I want to try GTA 5. Do you think it could

run GTA 6?

Any comments on your latest poll? Oh, the

Chris Broad thing. I forgot what people

said. Did it even get good engagement?

Uh, 1,800 votes.

Chris Broad, 76%, would beat me in a

fight. Yeah, that's fair. I think I'm

taller than him though. Didn't he say he's

like 172 centimeters?

I bet I'm faster than he is. That guy,

his stomach is huge now. Have you seen his

stomach now?

He'd probably run out of breath just,

just like doing a bit of footwork in

the ring, doing like a bit of moving

around, run out of breath.

There's not really much to talk about. In

the YouTubing world. Everyone's going on

about SniperWolf now.

All these commentary channels pumping out

videos. I wonder if I can do that.

I did try, but it doesn't work. I don't

know why. It only works for me if I put

out a very controversial take. What if

I do something like, SniperWolf did

nothing wrong, Jacksfilms is a creep

obsessed with her, probably because

his own wife isn't as hot as SniperWolf.

SniperWolf's pretty hot though.

I don't really understand why he hates her

commentary so much. Obviously it's content

aimed towards children, so the commentary

is going to be dumb and not like deep

and intellectual. There's nothing wrong

with making content aimed at children

because that's like a massive audience.

What did SniperWolf do?

Uh, she, she went to Jacksfilms'

house and then filmed it on her Instagram

and doxxed him. And now everyone's calling

for her to be banned or punished.

I think YouTube demonetized her channel

for like a week as punishment.

How did she find out where he lives

though? Because if his address is on

Google, then how is it doxxing if anyone

can just find it?

Johnny Somali is in jail for 23 days.

Is that it? I thought he'd be in there for

years or months.

So I don't know if I can stop going to

school because I think, I think I did

actually pay for level 2 reading and

writing, which means I would officially

finish at the end of November, which is

another 4 weeks. I can't stand it anymore.

It's so boring.

We just read out of the book.

I don't like it because I read so slowly

and I feel like the whole class is waiting

for me to finish.

I just end up sitting there doodling in my

book. Yeah, I need more practice because

I'm so slow. But I just don't care

anymore.

I can read a lot of words, but just not

everything.

And also because the British girl and the

German girl Their Thai is so good,

and mine sucks so much. I just feel

demoralized now. Whenever the teacher

tries to talk to me, all I can do is reply

in like two or three words.

I can't. I can't make like a sentence or

express myself.

And then they're like, "Blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah." I don't even

know what they're saying.

I honestly don't understand what the

British and German girl are saying when

they speak Thai. They just— they seem to

not have any problems just saying stuff.

Now I'm like, oh, I can't be bothered, I

suck.

My McDonald's trick doesn't make people

laugh anymore. I tried it one last time,

but no one found it funny. I don't know

why people found it funny in the first

place. I would say McDonald's and the

whole class would just start laughing. So

I kept saying it over and over again.

We'd learned grammar and I just used the

grammar with McDonald's. For some reason

they found it funny.

Why are they good? I don't know. They

weren't in my class. In the speaking

classes, they weren't in them. So they

must have gone to a different school and

then joined my school to do the reading.

So I don't know where they came from.

They seem like they know each other

outside of class or before class.

They always go down to the first floor to

smoke with the Russian guy.

But it's boring now. I don't know how to

make the class laugh. There's no

opportunities to make the class laugh.

Because we're just sitting there reading

out the book, and my Thai is not the

best anymore. I used to be the best.

Now I feel like a noob.

You know when you're like beginner learner

in Japanese, and all you can say is

"寒いです", "美味しいです." समुगुनाइडेस.

That's like my level of Thai,

and I don't know how to make it better.

So I don't know what the things like the

filler words Thai people use are.

Although I understood what my girlfriend

was saying when we were ordering

McDonald's, I understood that

she was telling them we're going to eat

in. And then I said, no, I want to eat at

home because I heard the word tini, which

means here. So I just assumed she was

saying we're going to eat here. I didn't

want to eat in the restaurants full of

stupid kids. I want to go home and watch

my Netflix show. Why would you want to eat

in the restaurant when you can go home and

watch Netflix? Not surrounded by stupid

screaming kids. And it's so dirty in that

McDonald's. Chips on the floor.

How was your Japanese at your peak? Well,

Japanese people would always say, oh wow,

it's like talking to a Japanese person.

But Japanese people are kind of

overgenerous with their compliments.

There's one thing in Japanese I never

mastered though, which was sa, like ano

sa, ano sa. I could never— I understand

it. And I think I feel confident with what

the nuance is, but I never felt confident

using it myself.

It's kind of like seeking confirmation,

like, you know that thing, or you know

that thing you said yesterday? Oh my God,

what's that green flickering? Did you see

That was weird.

ROG Ally breaking.

Well, that was weird. Hopefully it doesn't

happen often.

I can't refund this, you know, so it

better be worth the money, I better get my

value out of it. I made a bunch of videos

for the second channel, hopefully they pop

off. I made like 20 videos.

Why the ROG Ally is superior to the Steam

Deck, why the Steam Deck is better, why

the Switch OLED is better, why the ROG

Ally is better than the Switch, why it's

better than a gaming laptop, why it sucks,

why I regret buying it. I'm just gonna do

everything. Throw everything

at the wall, hope something sticks.

That's my tactic now.

When you hear foreigners on Takeshi's

interviews. Yeah, I understand them

easily. Every single word.

To make back my money, I need 150,000

views. Can we do it?

Aren't they banning Halloween in Shibuya?

They said no Halloween, no drinking on the

My girlfriend did say she wanted to go out

on Halloween. I don't really want to

because it's gonna be full of hot girls

everywhere, isn't it? I don't want to see

hot half-naked girls everywhere.

It's just really frustrating because I

can't do anything to them, can I? All I

can do is like stare and then save it in

my memory bank for later usage. I hate

seeing hot girls everywhere. It pisses me

off. Because you just want to stare.

I see hot girls at the train station. I'm

like, oh my God, what do I do? Don't stare

too much, but I want to stare a little bit

so I can save it for later.

And then I'm— I like try and imagine what

they look like under the clothing. Oh,

it's like torture.

So many big bum girls everywhere.

No, I don't want to think about it. No,

no big bums.

Gaming and tech and cooking. Gaming and

tech and cooking. Hot girls are the worst.

It's like the devil's fruit. Nothing good

comes from it.

The girls in Thailand are so much hotter

than the ones in Japan because they don't—

I mean, they do dress conservatively here

as well, but they dress in a way that

the body is— the shape of the body is very

revealed. Like, they wear these tight tops

with the waist. They never wear baggy

stuff. They always wear like tight-fitting

tops. That accentuate the waist and the

hip line, which results in everyone just

seemingly having a massive booty. In

Japan, they don't really show off their

booty. They just have like very

conservative dress or skirt or like

a blazer suit. But damn, in Thailand,

they're not scared of showing the booty

off.

You'd be surprised. I thought Thai women

are ugly until I came to Thailand and I'm

like, Jesus, some of

them are like fair-skinned, more Chinese

looking. And then some of them are darker

skinned with like brown caramel,

caramel-colored skin. And they usually

have the more curvy curves.

No, my girlfriend dresses very

conservatively with like a dress,

or sometimes she wears jeans with like a

jacket.

I got told off at the train station

because I sat on the floor. And I said,

what? English? I probably sound kind

of rude because I just say, what? But I'm

not going to be like, oh, sorry, excuse

me, do you speak English? They won't

understand a word. You got to keep it

simple. That's why when I talk to my mum,

I keep it very simple. But then it sounds

like I'm being rude because the more words

I add, the harder it is for her to

understand. And it's really frustrating.

I have to repeat myself. Repeat it every

time. In normal English, you use a lot of

filler words like can you, it is, well,

I, um, it's like a lot of filler words and

then it makes it hard for foreigners to

Which type do you like better? Uh,

yeah, I do like, I do like the slightly

brown bum girls.

Bit burnt out with the Chinese girls.

Why is my viewership number going up now

I'm talking about this? You guys,

you love the sleaze, don't you?

Well, if you like bums, I would say don't

go to Japan. Definitely come to Thailand.

Japan isn't really a bum country. It's

more of a cute innocent girl country.

You don't really go to Japan for the hot

bods,

but I'd say the faces are

better in Japan. The faces aren't bad

here, it's just, I don't know, a lot of

them have like a big round forehead. The

forehead is very round here. I don't know

if it's like Thai genetics, but I noticed

a lot of them have very round foreheads

with a high hairline,

kind of like with African women. They got

that big round forehead.

I don't know why. It must be like a

specific gene that makes the forehead

round. Maybe there's some kind of benefit

to a round forehead, like it reflects the

UV rays better,

keeps the rain out of the eyes, because it

does rain a lot here. Maybe it's like a

genetic thing to keep the rain out of your

eyes. If it's like a round forehead, the

water goes around the sides. I don't know.

Somalian people have that very distinct

look as well. And Ethiopian people,

something strangely different about their

faces. Like the small chin and the big

round forehead and the big eyes, long

eyelashes. You can almost tell every time

straight away if someone's Somalian or

Ethiopian. They look so different to like

other Africans, like Will Smith kind

of. Well, he's half black, not fully

black. Johnny Somali is not actually

Somalian though. I don't know where he's

actually from, like his ethnicity.

Although he does look like a Somalian.

Maybe he's got that G— GNA, the DNA.

I notice Arabian women have very big

boobs. I wonder if this stream is going to

get demonetized.

I've never seen a flat Arabian girl. They

always got massive bums and boobs, like

huge. No wonder the men want to cover them

up in those Islamic outfits,

because you wouldn't be able to get

anything done if those were on display all

the time, swinging back and forth.

You know, sometimes I think covering up

the women is not a terribly bad idea.

It would remove the torture of seeing all

these hot girls outside when you're trying

to stay loyal and productive.

Because can you imagine if you live in a

society where everyone's just naked all

the time? God, your mind would just be

full of filth.

I don't think it'd be good. Because you'd

just be like, oh my God, all these naked

girls everywhere and I can't bamboozle

I think it would drive, drive me crazy.

I wonder if women think the same, like,

oh my God, hot guys everywhere. It's

torture. I don't think women think the

Unless you like really hot K-pop star

boy band member looking.

See if the stream's demonetized.

Yep, demonetized. Uh,

2 streams ago it was green, last stream

yellow, today yellow as well.

And then I got it reviewed and it went

green. Not good, guys.

Can't even get my ad revenue now. Why is

YouTube doing this to me?

It's very demoralizing. So I

thought at least I'll get like $15 ad

revenue. Now I'm gonna get like $4.

It's probably like a bot automatically

demonetizing it because I'm like a

high-risk streamer, or I've got a history

of streams getting demonetized because of

stuff I've said, so they deem me as not

super safe.

But when I stream on the second channel,

this doesn't happen.

I don't think the AI, the bot is even

flagging it because of things I said.

Because I barely said anything and it got

demonetized 6 minutes in one time.

I need to get rid of that Botrix thing.

Don't use that link.

Oops.

Why is my keyboard not working?

You seen Ben Dean? He's blowing up now.

That's what I get for making fun of his

channel dying. He's got nearly a million

views on his Greggs video.

I was laughing because his channel died

and he was only getting like 30k views.

And then he went to the UK, made a bunch

of videos eating British food. Who would

have thought eating British food would

revive his channel?

Now he's got his entire holiday paid by

eating British food.

I don't understand why that ButtRex thing

is posting comments.

I wonder what he does though when he's

not, because he doesn't vlog, so it looks

like he's just gone there to eat food in a

hotel room when he's probably also

traveling, but he doesn't vlog it. Or even

take any photos or show stuff.

I mean, it's smart because if he did vlogs

and travel stuff, it'd probably kill the

channel.

You gotta stick to what gets views, not do

like loads of random stuff.

I think that's why my channel

died. I kept trying to do a load of random

stuff instead of sticking to what works.

Yeah, well, see if— is it actually growing

his channel? I don't know, they might all

just leave after the British food thing

ends. But he could go to

another country now and do the same thing,

like Indian food.

Damn, 700,000 views.

I should eat on camera too.

I don't really know what to do for videos

anymore. I'm just thinking cooking

and making a mess with

like hikikomori vibes. Shut-in vibes.

Get a job. I can't get a job in Thailand.

What am I going to do? I can't speak Thai.

I don't have any qualifications.

Who's going to give me a job? And then

even if I get a job, the pay is going to

be like $2 an hour.

I can't believe people just left all like