DO NOT BUY Mortal Kombat 11 Switch Lite gameplay

Hello and welcome back to a new Switch

Lite pro gaming session. So I got this new

game called Mortal Kombat 11,

thought I'd give it a try.

Uh, so we've got several different modes,

as you can see. We've got Conquer, play

the story mode, and we've got Fights, so

we can do local or online matches. That's

what I want to do. I might do a local

match. Would I like to play the tutorial?

No, why would I want to play the tutorial?

I know how to play a fighting game. I

played the first— no, I think I played the

second Mortal Kombat when I was 10 years

old, so I think I'm pretty good at it. I

think I know what to do. You just press

the buttons and fight. Really, that's it.

Okay, so we've got the different

characters. Who was

my favorite one? My favorite one was the

guy who shoots lightning when I was a

10-year-old playing on the Sega Mega

Drive. Where's the lightning

guy?

Hmm,

maybe he's not unlocked. I think

his name was Raiden or Raiden.

Oh look, there's the Terminator. Where is

he, stupid game? Raiden is like the

best character. Can't find him.

Why is this one called Noob? Noob Saibot.

Never heard of this one. A lot of these

characters I don't remember. I remember

Johnny Cage and Jax Briggs.

Uh, oh, there he is, Raiden.

Press A button. I am

pressing it. Nothing's happening.

Has it crashed?

No, there's sound.

It says press the A button, opponent 2.

Wait, maybe this is not online.

Oh, I pressed local, that's why. I had to

press online. Stupid me.

My screen's dirty.

There's too many menus.

I'll do casual versus— I

don't like the way everything that's

spelled with a C is spelled with a K. I

guess they thought it was funny. Look,

casual spelled with a K

just looks weird.

Gah, it's taking ages. Maybe there's not

many people playing it because

it sucks.

See how long it takes to find a match.

Ugh. So how have you been?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

That's great. Good to know.

Thanks for telling me.

Finally! Match found,

accept. Now what?

This guy's had 317 wins. I've had zero.

Haha, just started.

Why is nothing happening?

Oh my gosh, takes forever.

Don't have all day.

Maybe I

He declined. Why did you decline,

idiot?

Um, well, this video is not going well. 6

minutes in, we haven't even done anything.

What a shit game.

Utter bollocks.

Can't even get a match. What's the point?

How can there not even be one person who

wants to do an online match?

Oh, we found someone.

The problem is you find a match and then

they either decline or they don't accept.

Look, he's not accepting, probably because

he's bored of waiting and then went to the

I might have to give up and just do an AI

battle against the computer.

Otherwise— oh, I think something happened.

Yes, character selection.

I'm going to be Raiden.

Spawn.

It really takes a long time. Do you know

which fighting game I used to love? I

loved Dead or Alive on the Xbox. That was

great. The female characters had fantastic

boobs. And I also liked Soulcalibur.

Never really been a massive fan of Mortal

Kombat. I don't know why. I don't really

like the art style or the, the theme.

I prefer Soulcalibur because you get

massive weapons like big swords, big axes.

Okay, let's see if I know how to play

this. Oh, it looks quite good

actually. Looks very fluid.

How do I do a special move? I don't think

he knows what he's doing either. What was

that? Oh, I'm shooting red lightning.

I don't know what anything does.

Oh, I broke his face.

How do I block?

I don't know any combos, by the way.

What's he doing?

How do I shoot the lightning?

Well, we're both really bad.

I'm just spamming everything.

Oh no,

how's he not dead? After all that,

he's still going.

I think B does a kick and then A does a

punch. I'm gonna win.

I think I'm gonna win. Oh no, this is

close. I just need— I need one more hit.

Oh, one! Oh, one! Look how

close it was. I don't like

the way he shoots red lightning though.

The lightning is supposed to be blue. He

keeps spamming that same annoying attack.

Oh, you can do like a grabbing thing with

I think I'm better than this guy.

Oh, how do I do a finish him? I don't

know, don't know how to do it.

That was a crap finish him.

See, I told you I'm good at Mortal Kombat.

Why is his lightning red?

I don't know if I regret buying it now. I

got it on sale for about £20. Might do

one more match and then go and have a

shower. Rematch.

Oh, he left.

Hmm. I guess it's okay.

I don't know if I like it that much. It

just takes way too long to start a match.

Okay, we'll do another match. I'll try

someone else this time.

Where's Sub-Zero? I used to like him.

There he is.

Ouch. It's very uncomfortable lying on the

Okay, which level? I don't really care.

I think my main problem with the game so

far is just it takes so long to get into a

game. So much loading, so many

menus.

I wish you could just press one button and

then it puts you straight into a game.

Everything's random— random character,

random stage. None of this stupid cutscene

time wasting should be there.

Oh, I didn't even know I could do that.

Oh, this guy's better.

Oh, this guy's good. I can't—

whoa, wow.

Sub-Zero is pretty good.

No,

stop stabbing me!

Am I going to lose? Jeez, I'm gonna

Fuck, and I was so close.

I hate it when they do that stupid

Am I gonna win?

Oh yes,

that was quite good actually.

I think Sub-Zero is better than Raiden.

Why isn't he moving?

Oh, I'm doing pretty good. I can't get

the frozen axe back. I forgot how to do

it. Oh, there it is.

No! Oh, I won!

I don't know how to do the fatalities.

Yeah, so that was Mortal Kombat. Yeah,

pretty good, I guess. I don't know if I

would say do not buy.

I'd give it a 4 out of 10. I think that's

pretty generous.