I still can't find a girlfriend -(

Do do do do do do. Too high

up. Do you think the microphone's

too high like this? Hello. I was

thinking of moving the webcam down here.

Wouldn't that be cool? Look, like this.

Look, it's like a different view.

Is that too close?

Is that too

close? Yeah, I think it's fine up here.

Okay, so, um, I thought we'd talk about

girlfriend stuff today.

Oh, it's been how many weeks since I made

my looking for a girlfriend video?

It's been 4 weeks since I made

my looking for a girlfriend video and I

still haven't got a girlfriend.

And only like 2 people messaged me.

A few people messaged me and they were

just trolling, joking around. And then

only the other 2, they were just kind of

not quite up to my standards.

Really annoying. I did this last time a

few years ago and there were tons of girls

in my DMs. What's changed? You know,

I'm older, I'm wiser, I'm more mature now,

so you'd think girls be lining up getting

ready. But maybe it's a

combination of my channel dying, or maybe

they have boyfriends now. I don't

know,

really feel like giving up.

So I've been looking at some YouTubers

that might be girlfriends. The only

one I can think of is Venus Angelic. What

do you think of Venus?

I think she's quite cute and I think we'd

have quite a lot in common and we do very

similar things for a living. You know, we

do YouTube, we do streaming, we do

OnlyFans,

and she's obviously not shy. She's not

camera shy. And we're both into Japan.

We're both into kind of like Asian stuff.

I think she's even weirder than me, so my

weirdness shouldn't scare her away.

I think it'll be very difficult for me to

get a normal girlfriend just because of my

weirdness.

Nice to see you streaming in the evening.

I usually stream at this time. After I had

dinner. I don't like streaming during the

day because most Americans are sleeping

and the daylight just makes me look ugly.

I had salmon and cheese for dinner.

Do I have Twitch? Yes, I do.

I have Twitch.

I have Instagram.

Who is Venus? I can't believe some people

don't even know who Venus is. She's got

more views than Chris Broad.

Well, she used to. I'm not sure about now.

She has like quarter of a billion views.

She used to be really famous when she was

younger. She used to do like the living

doll meme thing. And then she grew up,

she grew older, and now she seems

kind of depressed and she doesn't

do the living doll thing anymore.

Yeah, I think she hit her peak in the

early 2010s. Back then she kind

of disappeared for a while. It seems like

she's trying to come back, and we did used

to message a bit, but my wife— I was

married at the time when we were

messaging, and obviously Chihiro wouldn't

let me go and meet some girl in Tokyo.

I'm not sure if she's still up for doing a

collab.

I can't go there anyway, so it doesn't

even matter. Even if she said yes, I can't

go to Tokyo now.

I think it'd be funny if we did like

dating stuff. Imagine how triggered some

people would be. They'd be like, no,

don't date Daniel, he's cheater. I hate

it when people call me a cheater now.

Yeah, I cheated a few times on my ex-wife.

That was like one relationship out of 10

different relationships I've had out of

like 20 women. I only cheated

on a couple, not all of them. And then all

of a sudden I'm like a serial cheater who

is automatically going to cheat on every

single new girlfriend he has. It's so

stupid. Just— I didn't cheat with Mila,

but no one cares about that. They just

focus on the time I did cheat.

Look, we go through every relationship I

cheated on. Sayaka, online girlfriend, I

never cheated. Sayuri, I only slept

with the Korean woman because Sayuri

ghosted me and was not replying to me

anymore, and I didn't like her. And then

French girlfriend, I never cheated on the

French girlfriend. Single mother

girlfriend? I didn't cheat on her,

but I did leave her for a different woman,

which was Tomoko.

So I only really cheated on Chihiro,

and all the other girlfriends I never

cheated. So I don't understand why people

keep going on and on about it.

It happened like 2 years ago. Can't we

move on from that? I hate the saying,

once a cheater, always a cheater. People

can change. People don't always cheat

every single time.

But I guess that's just what they

remember, isn't it? You tell everyone you

cheated on your wife and then you're just

known as the guy who cheated.

People just focus on the negatives, don't

they? They just ignore everything else.

Even if I did 100 good things, they'll

just focus on the 2 bad things I did. So

In what possible way can you say you've

changed in the past 2 years? Well,

first of all, I deleted my Discord.

Second of all, I was with Mila for like 9

months and I didn't cheat.

Oh, shut up, T-Pop Fever. I don't want to

talk about bloody Chihiro's Discord

server. Sick and tired

of Discord. I hate Discord so much.

Bloody Discord ruined my marriage,

got me in so many arguments with her.

I deleted my Discord because Chihiro made

a Discord and I didn't— obviously the

2 Discords are gonna become connected

because my viewers are her viewers and the

people that join her Discord are the same

people in my Discord. So it'll just be

like backwards and forwards. Chihiro, did

you see Chihiro said this on her Discord?

And then they'll go over to her Discord

and they'll say, did you see Daniel said

this about you on his Discord? And And

then it's just like never-ending stupid

childish drama that I'm sick and tired of.

And Discord is so shit.

It's so vulnerable to trolls because you

can ban the trolls, but they just come

back and they start messaging all the

members on the Discord. You can't stop

people from messaging each other. So what

happens is some stupid troll comes onto my

Discord, starts spamming all my members in

the DMs saying, hey, did you know Chihiro

made a Discord? Here's the invite link. I

can't stop that.

There's not enough control. I lost control

of the Discord, so I had to get rid of it.

I don't know why Chihiro wants a bloody

Discord after it caused us so many

problems with our marriage. Uh, 99% of the

arguments were because of bloody Discord.

Your Discord is boring, tears of joy,

nobody cares about you. So irritating.

I regret the day I ever joined up to

Discord because that stupid Cesium made it

and invited me to it.

All comes back down to bloody Cesium,

doesn't it? Her stupid Discord caused me

so much trouble.

Fed up. I just want a place to chat with

viewers, and it always ends up being full

of stupid trolls and stupid kids and

stupid people from the subreddit trying to

spread rumors and create drama and

screenshotting this and screenshotting

that and then messaging it to me saying,

did you see so-and-so said this? Like a

bunch of bloody children. Fed up with

it. Sick and tired of all this stupid

nonsense.

I told Chihiro over and over and over

again, the only people you're gonna get on

Discord are stupid trolls and annoying

kids and a bunch of idiots.

So that's why I deleted it again. Fed up.

Either you get a bunch of people who don't

even care about the channel or me, they

just sit in the Discord chatting about

random nonsense I couldn't care less

about, or it's full of trolls,

or it's full of trolls and annoying people

just spamming, and then there's like 2

people who actually interested in me,

interested in the channel, interested in

having proper discussion.

So yeah, just get rid of bloody Discord,

really. Discord just makes life— gives you

all these problems.

You can't trust anyone. You think people

are trustworthy and you can chat to them,

they end up just leaking everything you

And then all the nice people,

because not all my viewers are dickheads.

There's like a bunch of trolls and haters

and irritating people, but a lot of you

guys are nice people, and you guys don't

join the Discord because it's full of—

always full of idiots. So I can never get

good people onto it. And then when good

people do join it, all the stupid trolls

start spamming them my nudes or

my OnlyFans or saying weird stuff. If a

girl joins Discord, you get a bunch of

these creepy losers messaging them saying

stuff like, would you suck Daniel's dick?

Bunch of losers.

Get rid of them.

Fed up all these stupid weirdos. All these

stupid weirdos. I'm so fed up with them.

Got Cesium, got bloody Casey, had that

Kaito guy, bloody Tomoko, bloody Turkish

girl. Oh my God, it's just one after

another. I can't get rid

of these stupid people. Why can't they

just get lost? Get a life, get a job,

leave me alone.

Bloody Casey accusing me of bestiality

or something. I don't know what he was

going on about cats. He said something

like Daniel is dangerous to cats. He said

something sexual about animals. What a

load of rubbish.

I've never done anything to a cat or an

animal. I love cats.

Cats are my favorite animal. I like cats

more than humans. I even

made a video where I expressed how much I

like cats. And how cute I think they are

and how much better they are than humans.

It's just a shame because I

enjoy chatting to some people and I'd like

to have a space where we could chat when

I'm not streaming or making a video. But I

guess we can't even have that. I was

thinking of bringing back the Minecraft

server, and then

we can like build a village and then

people can join the Minecraft server.

Also, people kept self-promoting. They

kept trying to spam their own stupid

Discord server, and now there's like 10

different Hiding in My Room servers with a

bunch of people on it.

Or they start spamming their own YouTube

channels, or they start— oh, it's so

annoying. Can't they just shut up?

You got mad at everyone in Discord for

chatting to each other. Yeah, because they

start forming connections with each other.

And then they start turning the place into

like their own personal hangout space,

and they just ignore me. They interrupt me

when I come and I'm trying to talk about

something. They just completely talk over

me. I can't stand it when people talk over

me. When I'm talking, you listen,

or else you get banned.

Talk over me and then ignore me.

Ended up banning almost everyone on the

bloody Discord because they couldn't

follow my rules.

Oh, I hate Discord.

It's so— it's such a rubbish piece of

software. It looks good, And it's got some

nice features, but number one, people can

just spam, and you gotta download all

these dumb bots and program them to

prevent this stuff. This stuff should be

by default in the software.

You shouldn't have to download a

third-party bot to stop people from

spamming. They should have anti-spam

filters or whatever. That should be in

there by default. People come, they start

spamming the N-word, and they start

posting rubbish. They start messaging each

other, start creating connections to rise

up against me. I don't want that.

Everyone's just trying to cause me stress.

I just want to hang out and chat, and they

keep bringing up bloody Hong Kong guy or

bringing up Chihiro, spreading some stupid

rumor. About Chiro's new boyfriend,

whatever nonsense.

Oh, thank you, Ollie. No, I don't have

weed. I have green tea.

Yeah, I was so stressed out yesterday.

I couldn't sleep until 5 AM in the

morning. I was just lying there thinking,

oh my God, what am I gonna do? I had

no choice, had to delete the whole thing.

This is why nobody likes to talk to you,

lol.

Yeah, well, I don't like talking to them.

Boring, boring people.

I'm so fed up when no one messages me on

Instagram anymore. No one messages me on

Twitter.

Well, a black girl in Canada said we could

meet and we could make content.

There's also a French girl in LA. She said

if I do come to LA, I could meet her as

well as like a backup plan.

So the American continent is looking more

and more appealing. I've got the LA girl,

then I've got the French girl in LA, and

then I could also pop over to Canada.

That's quite close.

Why can't any girls in Asia message me?

Why are they always in America? I don't

like America. Just looks rubbish.

Supposed to be one of the richest

countries in the world and it just looks

pants, doesn't it? You think of America

like LA or New York, all I can think of

It's homeless people and drugs and

racial discrimination and police violence.

All this negative stuff just comes to my

Don't date Venus. She's been through a

lot. That's why I think me and Venus

would be good together. I think we've had

similar problems in life and we could

relate to each other and maybe help each

other.

I think we could be good support for each

other since we could understand where

we're coming from. Because I won't be

like, oh my God, why is she like that?

That's so weird. Because I probably

experienced it too.

Please hire mic— what do you mean? My

mic's at maximum volume. Turn up your

volume. Why would I date her?

Maybe I should make a video about this.

Why I would date Venus Andreadic. Number

1, I think she's very attractive. Number

2, I like her fashion and style. Number 3,

I think we have some things in common and

we could make YouTube content together and

OnlyFans content together.

Have I seen her OnlyFans? No, I was

thinking of signing up to it,

but I feel like it would be weird

if I paid to see her stuff. I feel like it

wouldn't be proper.

I don't want to objectify her because I

have a newfound respect for women now.

I have changed. I respect women

and I don't treat them like objects,

and I respect independent businesswomen

like Venus.

Am I— are you in contact with her? I have

her personal contact line, but I haven't

really talked to her much recently.

Um, you can't find

a girlfriend because you're narcissistic

personality. Excuse me, but plenty of guys

have narcissistic tendencies and find

plenty of girlfriends. Look at Donald

Trump, look at Casey Neistat, all massive

narcissists. Don't start

sitting there and telling me that women

don't like narcissists. The most

successful men in the world are

narcissists and have like 20 children.

Women don't care if you're a narcissist.

Well, maybe some do.

All YouTubers are narcissists. Don't come

onto this website and start saying, he's a

narcissist, he's a narcissist. If you've

got a YouTube channel,

you're automatically a narcissist. A

non-narcissist would not even think of

making a channel because they'd be too

humble and they'd think, oh, I don't think

I'm good enough, or I don't think I'm so

great that I deserve a platform to

broadcast to thousands or millions of

people. A non-narcissist, it wouldn't even

cross their mind to even create a channel.

So don't give me all that narcissist

mumbo-jumbo.

Am I a narcissist? Yeah, I am. I made a

video about it. It's called How I Became a

Narcissist. Why don't you check out my

videos? Then you'd know this stuff.

It's like basic stuff. It's all on my

channel. It's not like I ever denied it.

If I wasn't a narcissist, I wouldn't make

a whole YouTube channel all about myself,

would I? That'd just be weird.

I downloaded Minecraft the other day and I

tried to log in to get my old my old realm

back where I had my house, but I don't

remember my password. I logged into my

Microsoft account, but it wasn't on that

account, and I tried my Mojang account,

but I don't understand what's happened.

It's been 2 years since I last logged in,

and last time I played it, you could only

have a maximum of 10 people in the realm.

Unless it's like a multiplayer server

where unlimited amount of people can join,

but then it lags. It lagged out so much

when we had— we had like 50 to 60 people

last time, and then people just end up

destroying my house and pouring lava

everywhere. So I don't know how to do it

well. I would like us to

go onto Minecraft and like create our own

town, and then each viewer would have your

own house, and obviously my house would be

the biggest because I'll be the mayor. Of

the town. And then, I don't know, maybe

you could buy like plots of land where I

would give you permission to build a house

on, and then you can pay me taxes. That

sounds fun.

And the good thing about Minecraft is you

couldn't chat, you couldn't message each

other and start linking so-and-so server.

How do I manage emotional misery?

I usually just go to sleep and then the

next day I feel better, unless I have a

really bad dream. I had the worst dream

Yesterday, it was so bad. I woke up and I

was, I was breathing like this, and I

had tears pouring down my face. So the

dream was about my dad, and it started

off, it was me and my uncle, and he was

like showing me around the building site.

And then all of a sudden all these kids

appeared and there was like a birthday

party and big bouncy castles. And then I

was walking around Like this funfair where

all these kids appeared, and then I saw

like the ghost of my dad. He was like

wandering around, and then my mum was

there, and then my mum could see the

ghosts, and then they hugged, and my dad

was like, "What's going on? Why am I a

ghost?" It was so intense. I woke up and I

just burst into tears, and I was breathing

like like I was having a panic attack.

It was horrible.

It was so realistic and so

intense. It was like a ghost of my dad,

and he was all black and white and

transparent, and he didn't understand why

he was a ghost. I keep having that same

dream where my

dad doesn't understand what's happened and

we have to explain to him that he died.

So weird. Usually it's slightly different,

but it's always like the same theme.

Why do I have many haters? I don't know,

I think they're just sad losers.

You ask a hater, why do you hate me? And

then they always say the same thing, I

cheated. And I don't

know, that's usually the main one, I

cheated. Okay, so I cheated a couple times

2 years ago. Gonna keep going on

and on about something that happened in

And it was like one relationship out of 8

relationships I've had that I cheated on.

And I already apologized to Chihiro, and

things are good between us. So if Chihiro

forgave me and we're good, then why are

you people Still bitching about how I

cheated 2 years ago. The person I cheated

on is okay with it because I apologized

and we talked about it. Why are you people

still whining about it? It's not like I

cheated on you.

I cheated maybe 4

times in the marriage and

then 2 times before the marriage.

But before, before that relationship, I

was a pretty loyal boyfriend. Didn't cheat

on the chlamydia girlfriend, French

girlfriend, the career girlfriend,

a single mother girlfriend. How come no

one says, but Daniel didn't cheat on all

his other girlfriends, just one? It's

always, Daniel's a cheater, he cheated.

And then I didn't even cheat on Mina.

Everyone just ignores it, don't they?

Wish I never told you. Now, if I knew 2

years later you guys are still going to be

going on and on about how I cheated, I

would never have told you in the first

place. I should have just kept it a

secret.

Now even when I go onto Venus Angelic's

video and I leave a comment, some stupid

people who know me start saying, leave

Venus alone, you're just gonna cheat on

her. I would never cheat on Venus. If she

was a good girlfriend that I was happy

with and she fulfilled me, I wouldn't even

think about cheating.

Didn't Venus cheat as well anyway? I'm

pretty sure there's a story about how

Venus cheated on her ex-husband.

Everyone's cheated. Even Mina told me how

she was like fooling around while she had

a boyfriend. Stop crucifying me

just because I cheated.

I wouldn't say no to a girl if I found out

she also had a past cheating. A history

cheating. I don't judge people based off

their past actions. It's like stocks.

What's the saying?

Past actions don't dictate future

actions.

So just because a stock has done really

badly in the past doesn't mean it's always

going to do really badly.

Past, past performance does not dictate

future performance.

It applies for stocks, it applies for

human nature. Not every relationship

is the same.

Where's the sex doll? It's in my cupboard.

I haven't taken it out in a year. Imagine

what's growing inside of it. It must be

disgusting.

How rich am I? Not very rich anymore.

I lost even more money. I'm down even more

now. Stock market crashed even harder this

week, even harder than it did back in

March and February. And then Elon

Musk bloody tweeted about Bitcoin crashed

Bitcoin, stupid Elon Musk tweeted,

we are no longer accepting Bitcoin as

payment for Teslas because of the insane

energy use, the insane energy

requirements that are used

when making, mining Bitcoin. As if he

didn't already know that. He's just

messing around. He must have already known

that mining Bitcoin consumes so much

energy. And a lot of the Bitcoin is mined

in China where they use fossil fuels and

coal, burning coal to end— to

provide the energy to mine the Bitcoin.

It's only the companies in America and

Canada that are using green energy to mine

it. But a lot of the Bitcoin is coming out

of China. But obviously

he must have known that before he bought a

billion dollars worth of Bitcoin and

announced to everyone you could now buy a

Tesla with Bitcoin. Now he's just

backtracking, manipulating stuff.

Bloody Elon Musk made

me lose more money.

It's just so dumb one person can tweet and

just crash Bitcoin like that.

One person shouldn't have so much

influence.

How's OnlyFans going?

Uh, not really much going on this month.

It's a bit dead. This, this girl messaged

me. She asked me if I could shout out her

OnlyFans. Her OnlyFans is Golden

Asian Baby. She looks quite cute,

actually. onlyfans.com/goldenasianbaby.

I'll show you her picture.

Wait, I'll focus it.

Yeah, she looks quite cute.

I don't know how she's gonna shout me out.

Does she even have like a platform? What

do I get? Do I get a free sub?

Elon just tweeted again 15 minutes ago.

What did he say now?

Bitcoin's going back up!

Nice, nice.

Well, she's Asian and she's got long hair

and she's not fat. That's good enough for

me. Meets all my requirements.

It's so difficult finding a girl who's my

size. It's not that I don't like fat

girls, it's just I want a girl who's my

size so I can like pick her up, put my arm

around her, feel like a man instead of

like a stick orbiting a planet.

Maybe I'll ask her if she would— if we

could do content together.

Could we make OnlyFans content together?

I like your page.

I'm not sure where she lives.

Mira was bigger than you. No, she was the

same size as me. Mira was probably the

closest,

closest person to my body shape. Even her

arms and her wrists, even the length of

her fingers were exactly the same. We were

like cousins. I think that's why I liked

her so much. It was like banging my

cousin. We were so similar when it came to

body shapes, body types.

Chihiro was a good size too. She was

shorter.

Would I support ChiChi Videos?

So if you haven't heard, Chihiro is

planning on making a YouTube channel,

which is something I kind of wish she

wouldn't do, but you know, it's a free

world, she can do what she wants.

As long as she doesn't start making videos

bashing me or making stuff up about me,

then I guess it's fine.

I just, I hated it how when she was making

streams and videos with Casey, all the

idiots who hate me would go over there and

be like, I don't know,

hating on me and

enjoying it.

And asking her stuff like, does Daniel's

Japanese really suck? Does Daniel smell?

Is Daniel bad in bed?

And then they were just like enabling them

bashing me to— I don't know, what's the

Wasn't I making videos bashing her? Yeah,

but she agreed to it. Do you think

I just made those videos without telling

her about it? It was all scripted.

I asked her, I said to her, can I make a

video today called Why I Hate My Wife?

And then she'd be like, sure, whatever.

I explained this back then as well. I said

I always asked her if it was okay before I

made the video. It's not like I just

secretly uploaded it insulting her as

if she wouldn't find out about it.

Remember I got her to make a video called,

uh, I Think My Husband's Cheating on Me,

and then everyone in the comments was

saying stuff like, did Chihiro hack

Daniel's YouTube account? How, how did she

upload this? Didn't Daniel upload this

himself? Why would he upload this? It's

because I asked her to make it and it was

scripted. What do you think? They thought

somehow she managed to sneak a video onto

my channel asking for help, like a plea,

a cry for help, and I didn't

know about it. And people are so dumb.

I asked her to make it because I thought

it would get views, and it did. Just like

I asked her to make the Why I Hate My

Husband video.

It's not like she somehow managed to

upload it onto my channel without me

noticing, and I was like, oh no, how did

this video get uploaded? Now I've been

exposed as a terrible husband. I swear,

some of the people on the internet, on

YouTube, are so stupid.

What's up with Casey? I really don't know

why he's going on about immigration now.

I haven't said anything about Casey

recently, and all of a sudden he's saying

stuff like, we've have— we have to report

Daniel to immigration because he's

sexually attracted to cats. What the hell

was that about?

He wants views. Yeah, he only got 1,000

views. It's been like 4 days now.

Unfortunately, putting hiding my room in

the title doesn't work anymore. My channel

is dead. People have moved on.

Maybe a few years ago that would have

worked. You could have gotten like 10K

views, maybe. I got 12k

views just from making a video about

Resident Evil 8. If he wants views, do

that. That's what I'm doing.

I'm not like this massive famous YouTuber

now with a massive channel where you can

just put the title hiding in my room and

get loads of views.

Asian Onision video about— got about— you

got 2 million. Yeah, but the title wasn't

hiding in my room. People clicked it

because number one, Onision is really

famous. Everyone knows Onision. Number

two, it's Elvis the Alien, another massive

YouTuber. So obviously the video got a lot

of views, but it wasn't because he put

hiding in my room in the title. If he put

Hiding in my room in the title probably

would have gotten way less views.

He made that video back when Onision was

getting a lot of hate, when Onision was

like a trending topic because of Chris

Hansen. So it was a wise choice of

words back then.

Can you make an animated series of your

life? I already did. It's called— what was

it called? Drawing My Sad Life. It was one

of my best videos. It didn't even do very

well. I really put my heart and effort

into the artwork and making

the video look good. I think the artwork

is really good in that video. Such a shame

more people didn't care about my

illustrated stuff, otherwise I would have

made more instead of the drama stuff.

Onision should still be getting hate. I

think people aren't really interested

anymore. It's all just kind of faded away,

that whole group.

I'm really disappointed my last

illustration video did so badly, the Why I

Hated School one. Why don't you guys watch

it? I thought

it was a good story. I didn't really

do much for the artwork. I just did one

picture. So I can't be bothered anymore.

I could do like 100 pictures and make it

all smoothly animated, and it probably

still won't get views, even if I put

thousands of hours into it.

I don't know what Onision could do if he

wants to make it big on YouTube again.

I think he would just have to make a

completely new channel. And maybe even

disguise the fact that it's him, and then

just do something completely different.

Who knows, maybe he's already doing it and

we just don't know it's him.

Just review games consoles or video games,

whatever. There's like billions of people

on YouTube who love video games. I got 12k

views on my Resident Evil 8 video, and

none of those people know who I am.

They're just new people. Who have no

idea who Hiding My Room is.

That's what you have to do when your

gimmick doesn't work anymore. And most of

these YouTubers became successful off of a

gimmick. Like Social Repose, his gimmick

was dressing up as like a weird goth

butterfly thing. That got old pretty

quick. Now no one cares. He can dress up

as anything he wants, it won't work again

or anymore. When the gimmick wears off,

you can't really rely on the gimmick

anymore. It's not gonna go viral again.

You gotta focus a different group of

people after that.

That's what I'm thinking of these days,

like, what can I do with my main channel

once everyone's gone and doesn't care

about anything I say anymore? I think the

video game reviews are a good idea because

there's always going to be an audience for

that stuff, and you don't need to have

like a pre-existing fan base or viewership

to get views.

Just need to find a different way to get

views, I guess.

I don't know what, what I could do apart

from getting a new girlfriend. That always

seems to be interesting for people.

I think I've done stuff already. I've done

everything already.

Not really sure what else I could do.

Dating Venus Angelic would be pretty good

for views.

Isn't it less effort to just find a normal

job? Well, yeah, it would be.

It's why most people do normal jobs

instead of trying to do YouTube. 'Cause

it's easier, but that's not what I want to

do in life. I want to build online income

that I could generate from home instead of

standing in McDonald's 8 hours a day.

Standing in McDonald's 8 hours a day is

not really what I want to do with my life.

I want to create multiple sources of

income coming from the internet.

So I can go to Japan and still make money

and not need to be standing in McDonald's

8 hours a day.

Some people get paid very well for things

they like to do. Yeah, well, good for

them. That's great. I like streaming,

and I like playing video games, and I like

making low-effort clickbait videos.

That's what I like to do.

I don't like doing what they like,

so it's a stupid point to bring up.

Yeah, there's doctors who get paid lots of

money and they love being doctors. I don't

want to be a doctor. There's software

developers who make lots of money and they

love software design and development. I'm

not interested in software development.

I want to do what I want to do.

Duh. Why would I want to do something I

We only bring it up because you complain

about your situation a lot. If you have

steady income, you'll produce content in a

relaxed way. If I had steady income,

I wouldn't produce anything. 'Cause

there'd be no need to, 'cause I wouldn't

need the money. I would just stream like

this and just complain about random stuff.

I'd probably still complain even if I had

like $1,000 coming into my bank account

from some random source. I'd find

something else to complain about,

wouldn't I? So I do, I complain about

stuff. How do you not know that by now?

Yeah, I guess it would be nice to have

extra money by having a job.

I just can't be bothered. I'd rather just

lie in bed and jerk off, to be honest,

than have to go and get a job. So much

effort.

I got a job. Didn't you see my new video?

I got a shirt and tie.

Bamboozled you again. You just

fell for another one of my classic

practical jokes. Hehehe.

Hehehe.

Why did I delete Discord? Because I

really don't want all you people

constantly telling me about what TrueHero

is doing on her Discord, and I'm fed up

with all the Discord drama.

That's why.

I also blocked a lot of people on

Instagram because they would just message

me sending me screenshots of what people

said and saying, did you see so-and-so

said this? What are you gonna do about

this? I don't want people

sending me stuff about drama. I'm trying

to reduce stress in my life and then

constantly hearing about bloody Casey.

The most irritating person I've ever met

in my whole life just does not help my

mental health. It just annoys me.

I'm trying to reduce this

stress in my life and these people— you

keep messaging me on Instagram. I'm just

going to block you, so don't start crying

when you find out I've blocked you. She

keeps trying to tell me about drama.

Start a drama war for views. No, I don't

want to. It's just sad.

I just want them to disappear already,

like Tomoko and Turkish Girl. I just want

these stupid annoying people like Casey to

just vanish and leave me alone.

Biggest mistake I ever made was meeting

him and helping him grow his channel.

And then look what he does. I, I shouted

out and promoted his channel so many

times, and I made videos with him, and

then he turns around and does that.

He needs to just move on and get a life.

I haven't made any videos about bloody

Casey since, since when,

when it was happening in 2019,

but he's still bringing it up all the

time. I wouldn't even

mention him if he stopped making videos

about me.

Maybe I said something recently that

triggered him. I don't know, I can't

remember everything I say. I say a lot of

stuff. You see, this is exactly what

I'm saying all the time, why I keep

telling you why I don't want to make

friends, I don't want to meet people.

It's because you let people into your life

and they can just fuck you up.

It's a massive risk. Letting people into

your life. I let Casey in for

a brief moment and then look what happens.

I can't get rid of him now. It's like a

bloody cockroach.

Every time I listen to people, I just get

effed. Why don't you make friends,

Daniel? Oh, okay, Hong Kong guy happens.

Why don't you invest in crypto, Daniel?

Okay. Lost thousands. Why don't you invest

in stocks, Daniel? Okay, now I lost half

my inheritance money. Can't people stop

giving me advice? I should have just

ignored everyone, everything everyone

said, and I would have been in a better

position right now. People giving

me advice, they don't know what they're

talking about, and then I listen to that

advice and it just blows up in my face.

That's why I don't listen to people,

because they're never right. I don't

remember the last time I ever listened to

someone and they were actually right.

I would never do I

would never repeat the same thing again to

allow another Casey from happening. That

was just terrible. Never again am I

helping someone grow their YouTube channel

unless it's for sex, then maybe. If it's a

cute girl, maybe. But never again am I

shouting out someone's YouTube channel and

helping them grow it. And they end up

just using it, using the platform I helped

them build to stab me in the back.

Never again.

You were lucky Mila didn't make one. It's

funny because she was actually talking

about how she also wants to make videos

and she got all the gear. She got like big

studio lights. And she got a camera and

she kept saying she was going to start a

channel, but she kept buying stuff and she

kept saying, I need this, I need that to

make my video. And I kept saying, no, you

don't. You just need a phone and you're

fine. And then she ended up looking at

hotels and she was going to book a hotel

room to make the video in. The hell kind

of video is she going to make? I don't

know if she actually did it, but she was

looking at hotels and she said she was

going to book this room. To make her video

in it. I said, why don't you just make it

in your bedroom? And she said, oh,

because of the lighting's bad. But no one

gives a shit about lighting. I can't

imagine her doing YouTube. One person

would say something mean and then she

would start crying and then delete it all.

No way she'd be able to handle it.

I bet she still hasn't made it. I bet

she's still like accumulating gear.

She has these massive studio lights, like

the really big ones, the big box lights

that photographers use for professional

work. Why? You don't

need all that stuff. Just sit by the

window where there's natural lighting.

But yeah,

she said she wanted to do that.

How did you get over Mira so easily?

Well, I haven't really, you know, I still

think of her and sometimes I miss her.

But yeah, I guess she was right, it's not—

it wouldn't work. We're just too

different. Why do you hate that

she's trying something? Who— I didn't say

I just thought it was a bit unbelievable.

I guess everyone wants to do YouTube these

days.

I don't mind as long as they don't start

making videos about me and then,

I don't know, saying weird stuff that

isn't true. The truth, what it was really

like dating Daniel. He never Gave

me oral. And then everyone in the comments

will be like, oh my god, Daniel's such a

bad boyfriend. I can't believe you dated

him. Poor you. Wah wah wah. I need the

toilet.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. Today

I'm going to be talking about why I think

Venus Angelic will be the perfect

girlfriend for me.

Gonna have a beer.

Oh, what's in this? Why is it warm?

Why does it taste weird?

Who else would be a good girlfriend for

So entitled. Why can't people make videos

using your name when you do the same?

Okay, well, how come you like to eat the

meat and flesh of animals but you don't

like it when they eat yours? You're so

entitled. If you eat meat, then we

should be able to eat you too, by your

logic.

Yeah, newsflash, people don't like it when

bad stuff happens to them, but they like

doing stuff that benefits them, and they

don't like stuff that does not benefit

It's like saying to Hitler, oh, you don't

like it when we invaded you, but you

invaded us. Yeah, and?

It's called war. It's what happens.

You either fuck or you get fucked,

and I don't want to get fucked.

Cheers.

Mm,

that's good beer.

Oh, thank you, T-Pop, very generous.

Your girlfriend, you bring nothing.

Actually, plenty of girls do.

And what does the girl bring exactly? The

girl doesn't exactly bring loads of stuff.

Girls barely bring anything, and then they

act As if you owe them everything,

don't they? They want you to drive and

build a house and go to war and hunt the

food. What do they do?

And then they have the nerve being picky

and choosy, thinking, what does he bring

to the table? But what about you?

When was the last time a woman built a

pyramid or went off to war?

Or invented something meaningful. Every

single invention invented by a man. Every

building and structure built by a man.

Every war fought by men.

And then women start saying stuff like,

you don't bring anything to the table,

you don't have anything to offer.

Us men built, built the whole world. We

built the modern world.

We will make sure Shishi's YouTube surpass

URS. Tears of joy. No, it will never

happen. Just be another Tomoko,

another Turkish girl.

You are not a proper man.

What is a proper man then?

Why do I have to do all this stuff for you

just because I've got a penis? Why don't

you do stuff? Why can't

the woman drive? And why can't the woman

go to work? Why can't I just stay at home

doing cleaning? Stop being sexist.

All you gotta do is go to work. I'm

working now. What do you think I'm doing?

I'm a bloody YouTuber.

I make videos and stream.

Oh, this is so hard,

hard work.

Do I want to get married before 35? I

don't really want to get married ever

again. It's a pain in the

backside unless

it's for a visa, then probably not.

You don't do anything. Excuse me,

I did the cleaning, I did the cooking, I I

brought in more money than she did.

Um, what else I do?

What do you have to do though? There's not

really much to do.

How come Chihiro didn't take half of your

possessions? Because that doesn't actually

happen unless you're Bill Gates or some

millionaire, or you've got like 5

properties. What's she gonna take, half of

my Half of my YouTube money

is just like 10,000 or something.

She's going to take my iPad and my camera.

People have a weird idea of what it's like

getting divorced. They see these big

celebrity divorces like Bill Gates and

Jeff Bezos, and they think, oh wow,

divorce is such a headache. It took Bill

Gates 2 years. To finalize,

and they had to write up all these

contracts. That doesn't actually happen in

real life.

Most of the time, 2 people just agree to

get divorced because they realize it's not

working out, and they don't act all petty

like, you have to give me this. And it's

not like me and Chihiro bought a house

together. If we, if we bought a house

together, then yeah, maybe we'd have to

sell it and then split the money and do

this and do that. But we didn't.

So it was a pretty easy process. Who paid

the divorce fee? The divorce fee was

probably like $20. To get the stamp and

then send it in.

Who cares about a girlfriend? MGTOW is

freedom. Yes, I am starting to lean

towards the MGTOW thing because

you have to start thinking to yourself,

yeah, I want a hot girlfriend, but in

order to get a hot girlfriend, I have to

stop doing this that I love doing. I have

to stop doing that that I love doing, and

I've got to do all this stuff that I don't

want to do. And you've

probably got to give up your way of life

in order to get, get the hot girl. And

yeah, I would like a hot girlfriend, but

do I want to have to stop doing all the

things I love and stop living the way I

want to live my life to get the hot

girlfriend? Not really. I'd have to do all

this stuff that I don't want to do, like

learning to drive and going back to school

so I can get a real job.

I'd probably have to stop traveling the

world and I'd have to stop playing Rainbow

Six all day and just live a lifestyle I'd

hate just so I can get a hot girlfriend

who will probably end up leaving me

So it just doesn't really feel like it's

worth sacrificing your whole lifestyle and

all the things and hobbies you love doing

just to get the hot girl.

I think I'd just— if you said to me, if

you get a proper job, Daniel, then you

could get a hot girlfriend, I think I'd

say I'd rather just be single, thanks,