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Okay, so this is my new stream setup.

Very cozy. The only problem is the mic is

in my face. Oh yeah,

in my mom's house I had the mic on that

side,

but there's not really space to screw it

in this side. Hmm,

bit annoying cuz

there's like a metal bar that goes under

the desk. And it means there's only this

much space to clamp it, but on this end

it's got the entire— it doesn't have a

little metal bar under it.

Oh well, I didn't think of that. What's

I found a black thing.

Okay.

Did Sunny reply? Uh, yeah, she just said

she saw me streaming and then she went to

bed and then she fell asleep. She replied

at half 12 at night.

I don't know how she just has a nap for

like 5 hours in the afternoon and then

goes to bed again at night. If I slept 5

hours in the afternoon, I wouldn't be able

to sleep at night. No matter

how tired I am.

Yeah, I guess I have it like this.

I've got this massive spot here, it's so

annoying.

Might be able to pop it tomorrow.

Today was not very good. So I

went and tried Uber Eats today and I made

£6 in 2 hours. I made £6 and

then I went over a bridge and And it had a

toll and the toll was like £2.60. And then

I probably paid 2 hours insurance, like

£3. So I made like £1 and

then I got charged my car. That's going to

cost a pound or something. So in the end I

made nothing. I sat outside McDonald's

for like an hour.

One McDonald's popped up for £3. And then

I think one Subway that I rejected because

I thought there's going to be more

McDonald's. So I sat outside that

McDonald's for like 2 hours and I took 2

offers out of about 4 offers.

And then I went over to Plymouth to

another McDonald's thinking, oh, this is a

bigger city, this would be more active. I

went there, it was dead. And then there

was one Subway that offered £12 for like

20 miles. So I took that and it took— I

don't know, the roads in Plymouth are so

confusing. I got lost on the big

roundabout and then I got horned at and

I missed the exit, so I had to go the

wrong way. And then it was trying to take

me to this shopping center which the

Subway's was in. And I thought, nah, I

don't want to do that. I don't want to go

inside of a shopping center and park. And

then pay for parking and then have to go

up into it, into the subway, and then go

back out again. So I just drove past it,

parked. I canceled it, turned it off,

came home. So yeah, that was really

miserable. I don't know.

My whole plan revolved around doing Uber

Eats because when I was at home outside of

Maidstone, I was able to make about £60 to

£80 in one day on Uber Eats outside of

Maidstone. And I thought I could do that

here, but now I don't really feel like I

can. So I didn't make any money

after expenses. I lost money.

So yeah, I don't really know what to do.

If I tried Just Eat as well, Just Eat was

just as bad. I had Just Eat switched on as

well, and they just gave me one offer,

£4. Pick up a Co-op delivery.

It's rubbish.

And then there was one Beelivery. It

offered about £17, £18 to deliver one box

of beer, but I was too slow and someone

else took it. It seems

like Beelivery would be way better, but it

only came up once. Yeah, so I don't really

I gotta try and do Every again. That £66

I made on Every is looking pretty good

now, but I'm having difficulty

changing my address and getting relocated

on Every, and I don't even know if my

previous Every manager would let me work

now that I told him I've moved out of his

area. He might be like, oh, that's not

even my area. I shouldn't have told him.

It just seems like people here don't

really use Uber Eats much.

The biggest city in all of Devon,

Plymouth, 260,000 population,

and within 2 hours only managed to deliver

2 McDonald's. It's insane. Do people not

eat McDonald's here? In Maidstone,

people eat McDonald's every day almost.

So yeah, I don't know what to do for money

now. I'm gonna just have to get a normal

job, I guess.

Seems like food delivery is just not gonna

work. Maybe Every is the only

chance. Well, there's Domino's Pizza,

but I really don't want to deliver in the

city. I drove around in the city a bit

today. I got really stressed out.

There's so many lanes. It's like a 5-lane

roundabout and all these bus lanes,

bus gates, bus lane. I nearly went into

the bus lane. I hate the bus lane.

You drive in the bus lane for like 2

seconds, you get fined. You drive into the

yellow grid, you get fined. OMG, you are

looking like shit. What happened to your

skin? Do you have sebum?

Yeah, well, I'm stressed. That's what

happens when I'm stressed. I get pimples,

I get rashes.

What kind of regular job do I have in

mind? Anything really. In a warehouse,

sorting stuff.

No idea. Could try doing a shop

until they fire me for not being friendly

or something. I really don't know what to

Yeah, maybe Postman.

It's just annoying cuz if I was in

Maidstone, I'd make so much money doing

Uber Eats.

I'm going to try again tomorrow cuz I got

to go out tomorrow cuz I'm returning that

You know the plug-in heater? I decided to

return it because I got this robe and now

I'm really hot. The robe is so good.

I just feel— I don't even have the heating

on now and I've got the door open and I'm

boiling. I got this robe and I got

slippers. Look at my slippers.

I don't even need that foot warmer. So I'm

going to send the heater back, but I've

got to go to the post office. So I'm going

to go to the post office and then I'm

going to hit McDonald's again tomorrow,

see if, see if I have better luck. This

time I'm not going to Plymouth, I'm just

going to stay outside of Plymouth because

I got way too stressed out with all the

lanes in Plymouth.

And then I'll just camp at McDonald's

again, maybe it'll go better this time.

Now I took all my rubbish to the dump, so

I don't— I'm not— I guess I'm not gonna

put my rubbish out. I'm just gonna collect

it all and take it to the dump. I took all

the cardboard and the plastic. You seem

upset today. I— my confidence has

been shooken. I was feeling pretty

confident about money until today. Now I'm

bit scared.

I was kind of banking on Uber Eats being

able to support me, but now I don't know.

I have the box. I didn't throw the box

out. What are you talking about?

I might return the IKEA side table, but I

have to go to IKEA, which is in Exeter.

It's like a 50-minute drive to Exeter.

Probably if I do it in Exeter, Uber Eats

will be more active because they've got a

university in Exeter, so they have a lot

of young people. But again, I don't want

to drive around in the city, but I think

Exeter is much Smaller than Plymouth, so

it should be easier to drive around in.

But it's not sustainable. I can't keep

driving 50 minutes to Exeter every time.

Why do you never listen to us? You make

the worst decisions a human being could

do. I ask myself, what are you doing with

your life? Do you do this because you

really think you are going to succeed, or

are you just naive, or you expect your mum

to rescue you? Doing what?

What's your advice then? And don't

just say go back to your mum's house.

That's the stupidest advice ever.

It's too late for that.

I think Every might have to resort to

doing Every. If I do Every part-time,

I can make $800 a month. It's still not

really enough though. I'd probably have

to do it full-time.

I tried it full-time every shift and it

was a nightmare. I hated it.

Yeah, it's just— I don't know what to do

now.

I just really wish my expenses weren't so

damn expensive. It's the damn car.

The car is costing me £200 a month,

and the insurance is so expensive. If I

had a cheap car, my insurance wouldn't be

so expensive. So if I got rid of the car,

my expenses would only be about £1,200,

I think. So you got rent,

council tax, water, internet,

food. What else is

there? My monitor. Yeah, my expenses would

be £1,260. Without the car payments.

I feel like I'm missing something. Oh,

food.

Yeah, my expenses would

probably be like $1,300 if I wasn't paying

for the car, and I've already put $5,200

into the car, so I could have just bought

a normal car at this point and then not

have the monthly expenses anymore. A bit

annoying. The only point having an

electric car is if you do delivery work

and you're driving a lot of miles. But if

you're not really doing delivery work,

there's literally no point having an

electric car because

if you're not driving much, it doesn't

even matter how expensive petrol is.

Because you're not going to be using it

that much.

So yeah, I really wish I could just get

rid of the car payments. But what I can

do is— You

rented an overpriced shitty house. You are

paying to work. You have accumulated

thousands of pounds in debt. You can't

finance your life. Should I go on?

Everyone warned you. Now deal with it,

loser. Uh,

number one, it's not overpriced. It's

actually in line with everything else in

the area. All houses of this size in

this area are about £800 to £900 a month.

You will not find a house like this for

any cheaper. Be like £850, £875,

and this was the best house that I could

get. That actually took my application

seriously. Yeah, there were better houses,

but they ghosted me, ignored me, chose

other applicants. Yeah, there were cheaper

places like the farm stable conversion.

Um, so for the price, this is the best

place I could get on short notice.

Yeah, obviously I was paying to work today

because it didn't really work very well.

And yeah, I had to pay thousands of pounds

to furnish my new house.

I don't really see how you can furnish

your new house without spending thousands.

So I might just have to go on to like a

job website and start sending off

applications.

Because I don't know, maybe just a normal

job would be better than every—

really wish I could just do flex.

I feel like if only I didn't have the car

payments The expenses wouldn't be that

bad. I'd be able to pay most of it with my

YouTube money, but my car's

costing me nearly £300 a month and it's

just sitting there. The only use it has is

going to pick up Sunny and taking my

rubbish to the dump.

Really annoyed with it. So I thought maybe

I could contact the car company and say I

want to get out of the contract at 50%.

So to make up 50%, I got to pay another—

I got to pay another £1,500, I think, to

make it up to 50%, because I've only paid

off like 40%, I think, maybe 35%.

I don't really know how it works.

I don't think that would include the

balloon payment. It would be the value of

the car, which is like $12,000, and I've

already paid off $5,000,

so it'll be 40%. Yeah,

roughly 44% I've paid off,

so I gotta pay off like another

£1,000-ish, and then maybe there's gonna

be fees as well, plus I've damaged the

car, so could be a

couple thousand penalties to get out of

it. Let's say like

£3,000 to get out of

the car payments, and then I've got to buy

a new car. Let's say I put down £4,000 for

a new car, that's like £7,000.

If I pay another £7,000, I will nearly own

the car I have already. So it

doesn't make any sense, does it? Oh, I'll

get out of the car contract, don't have to

pay £200 a month anymore, but now I've got

to pay, what, £6,000-£7,000 in cash

to get out of the contract and get a new

car. Or put it on the credit card and

then— it just makes no sense, does it?

I feel like it's too late now to get out

of it. Pay off the car

and sell it. So then I

would need £14,000,

maybe £12,000 if I pay upfront, then I

won't have to pay the interest. Like

£11,000. I've got to pay another £11,000.

That means I've put £16,000 into

it, and then I— let's say somehow I

managed to sell it for £10,000.

So I've got to

borrow £12,000 to sell it for £10,000.

I'm still down. I'm not going to be able

to sell it for more than the amount of

money I need to borrow to outright buy it.

And yeah, I don't even think you get

$10,000 for it. You can get my car brand

new for like $12,000.

I feel like I'm trapped. I'm stuck with it

But the plus side is I don't have to buy

petrol, the car's unlikely to break down,

it's not gonna have any major problems

because it's relatively new. What if I get

like a cheap old car and then it breaks

down and I've got to pay hundreds for AA,

or I've got to get a new clutch or a new

transmission? That's like thousands. So

you never know, maybe my car's expensive

but less problematic.

So it's hard to judge it, isn't it?

I guess I'll have to stick with the damn

car. It's too much of a risk to

try and get rid of it at a loss, buy a

cheaper petrol car, and then that has

problems, and then I have to shell out

thousands to get it fixed.

Yeah, it would be easier to just try and

make the money. I need to get a drink.

Hold on.

Don't worry and enjoy your adult cosplay

phase. In 6 months you will be back at

your mom's after Zee bailed you out again,

so you can wait till she sells the house

or dies so you can get your Shane.

Petrol cars don't break as often as you

make it seem. Um, I remember as a child

seeing my dad having to repair the car

almost every weekend.

So that's not my experience. My experience

has been seeing my dad constantly struggle

with his car, and he knew how

to fix it. No, it wasn't his project car,

it was his daily driver. He had a Saab.

He would only buy these old Saab cars that

were like 10, 15 years old, and then he

would just every weekend He'd be fiddling

with it with the hood up.

Don't know what he was doing. He never

He really liked Saab for some reason. I

never saw him drive— oh, he had a Ford

Mondeo for a bit, and then after that he

bought like 3 Saabs. He bought my mum a

Saab as well. My mum drove a Saab 900.

I remember the wind-up windows and

the radio antenna. You had to like pull it

up and angle it out.

And then he had trouble because Saab kind

of shut down. Then he had to try and get

parts for Saab, which was difficult.

Maybe he just liked it because my sister's

name sounds like Saab.

I think it's too late now to fiddle about

getting a new car. I just— I really hate

the £200 a month payments.

It's crippling me. God, this hood's so

annoying. It won't get out of the way.

We had a Renault Laguna once as a company

car, and I remember it being really nice.

It had electric windows.

Oh, Barrick Gold did really well. It's up

like 8% today. I told you, didn't I?

Of course they're going to beat earnings.

All of the gold miners are going to smash

earnings this month.

Why did I think 4-year payment plan is a

good idea? Because I was going to get a

job and then

I kind of got lazy and I didn't want to

get a job anymore. Now I

kind of have to go back to Plan A and get

a job, which is what I was gonna do

anyway, which is why I got the car.

But then I started doing Amazon Flex, and

then I started hating it, and then I

thought, okay, after I pay off the credit

card, I'm gonna quit delivery work and I'm

just gonna focus on my YouTube channel.

Now I don't have the luxury to do that

because my YouTube channel is I don't

think it's going to make enough money even

if I focus on it fully.

I'm not paying any interest on debt. What

are you talking about? All my credit cards

are interest-free. IKEA loans,

interest-free. The only interest is the

monitor payments.

So even if I was like, oh, I'm going to

focus on YouTube fully, what am I going to

do though? I got no ideas for videos.

I can't do why life sucks in Devon.

I don't have any more funny stories, and

even when I do have funny stories, I only

get like 5K views, make $15.

It's really hard coming up with like a

unique content niche that's going to do

well, that you can do really well,

that people are going to enjoy.

You need, you need some kind of angle that

no one else is doing, or you got to do

what everyone else is doing but do it way

better, and I just can't do that.

So I don't even know what content I'd

I don't even know what my content used to

be. It was like relationship

drama. Oh, I cheated. Oh, we had an

argument. Oh, we're back together. Oh, I

ran out on her. Oh, I met a viewer. It was

like all that kind of stuff, wasn't it? I

can't really do that now.

So yeah, I don't really know what to do.

I'm currently making about £1,000 a month

on YouTube. I need another £800-something

to make ends meet.

And no, I'm not buying the TV. I'm just

gonna use my monitor as a TV when Sunny

comes over. Sending back the heater. I

might— do you think it's worth driving to

IKEA just to send back the table and get a

£50 refund? Because I bought 2 tables. I

only really need one.

They don't collect. They said you gotta

bring it to the store.

I guess I should. I could do that

tomorrow. I could go to the post office,

drop off the heater, and then go to IKEA,

drop off the table. And then I'm going

to pick Sunny up, I think 6.

So then I can just bum around on Uber Eats

until then, maybe.

I just have to work part-time to

make up another £800 a month.

I still need a washer and a dryer. Yeah,

I don't need a dryer, I can just hang it.

I still need to get a washing machine,

and also I don't know what's happening to

my futon refund. I still have

the tatami mat because the guy said, I

can't take 2, can only take one, mate,

because he only had one label and he said,

unless you can tie them together, but I

didn't have any tape. So the first refund

hasn't even processed, so I don't know how

to— what are they going to do when they

realize I haven't sent the tatami mat with

it? So I'm a bit confused about

I don't know when my sofa's coming.

It might be coming— it's not going to be

here for tomorrow. So me and Sunny are

gonna have to sit on the floor again. My

knees are killing me.

I was really hoping the sofa would get

here before she came over again. It's

gonna suck so much.

Stupid damn sofa. You got all the sofas in

the shops really cheap, but then you can't

bring it home because they're too big and

it costs a lot of money to get a van.

Why is it so hard to ship a stupid sofa?

Because it's big and heavy. Well, why

can't they sell it so

it, it comes apart and it can fold up?

It can't be that difficult, can it?

Foldable sofa. Yeah, a beanbag would be

better than sitting on the floor. My knees

are killing me.

I already had dinner. I made my carbonara.

Yeah, I could go get some beanbags

quickly. I mean, I am going to IKEA anyway

to refund the thingy. Maybe I'll just pick

up some beanbags whilst I'm there.

But then when the sofa comes, I won't need

the beanbags anymore. Yeah, I should

cancel the sofa. Get my £550 back.

Get beanbags.

How much are beanbags? What if we just get

like a massive beanbag? Massive beanbag.

£55.

Can you get a 2-seater beanbag?

No, you can. Oh my God, that's massive.

£130.

£240. Delivery on

17th. Why, why does it take so long?

Humans were not designed to sit on the

floor. We're not cats.

My knees, my bum hurts.

So yeah, I have, um, well, if I can get

the refund on the futon and tatami, the

Amazon credit card debt will go down to

Maybe I just change it to 1900 because

I'm not keeping those.

Oops, wrong button. Yeah, 1900.

It's just a bit of a mess right now, the

refund thing.

I think the human body is very poorly

designed, the way we keep getting

backaches. You think cats get backaches

and leg aches? Our bodies are just stupid.

We're the only bipedal walking creature on

the planet for a reason. It's because it's

a stupid way of getting around. Walking on

all fours, it's just so much better.

You have more stability, you've got more

balance, you don't put so much stress on

your back, you got your body weight

balanced across 4 feet.

It's just really silly. I don't know why

we have to walk around on 2 legs.

I'm sick and tired of backache, neck ache,

and then our skin sweats,

and then we get pimples because we get all

oily as well. Animals don't get all

sweaty and oily.

Yeah, my stock's doing really well. My

stock portfolio value is now up to £4,400.

Pretty good. So I

could get rid of the credit card debt,

and I can almost get rid of the Amazon

debt just with my stocks.

Um, but then I'll just end up using the

credit card again because I'm not making

enough money to pay all my expenses.

So even if I do wipe out my credit card

debt I don't have enough money to

pay my monthly stuff, so I just end up

putting it all back on the credit card,

wouldn't I? I can't seem—

unless I can like get a way to make extra

money that's reliable.

Oh, I changed my jumper, so you can all

shut up about that.

Yeah, maybe I'll try Uber Eats again

tomorrow, have better luck.

Oh my God, fucking hell.

Yeah, Sunny's coming over tomorrow, but

she's coming over in the evening so I

could do Uber Eats during the day.

Cancel the sofa, get 2 beanbags. The

problem isn't really the spending, The

problem is my income is too low.

Even if I cut my spending and I pay off

the credit cards, I'll just get into debt

again because my expenses are more than my

Make more income then. Well, that's what

I'm trying to do, but Uber Eats is just

really rubbish here. It's like everyone

here is old and they don't eat McDonald's.

In— back in Maidstone, I could switch on

Uber Eats and I would deliver 3

to 4 McDonald's per hour, and I'd do 6—

I'd make like £6 per delivery, and I'd do

that about 5 or 6 hours. I made like £80.

Devon is a retirement place. Yeah.

That's why everyone drives so damn slow

here. They're all bloody old people.

Every time I go on the main roads, it's

like a 60 road, you end up having to do 30

because there's like one stupid old

person. There's always an old person as

well doing like 30 on

a 60 road. Stop lying to yourself. You are

drowned in debts. You can't pay shit and

your mum will have to help you again. You

are operating on minus God how knows how

much. The only thing that can save you is

a good paid job, which we know you are not

going to get. No, I don't need a good

paying job. I need part-time work that can

get me 800 extra a month.

That would be fine.

No, I don't need a full-time job. I need a

part-time job. I make £1,000 on YouTube.

I need another £800 to £1,000. That would

be enough.

A full-time job plus YouTube would be

overkill. I'd be making like 30k, 32k,

and I would just burn out because I'd be

working too much. Me or GF

used to drive WOLT, EU DoorDash variant,

and it is extremely volatile. Some days

you can make €150, others not even €80.

Let me tell you, There is zero chance you

are gonna make €100 every day for 20 days

straight. Oh wow, it's called side gig for

a reason. Uh, thanks, Joey.

Everyone donate £10 a week, that will

solve his problems. A week?

That would be too much. Do you and Sunny

eat each other's ass? Uh, not yet.

Although I have thought about doing 69.

What about retirement? I don't even know.

How am I gonna build up an emergency fund

or invest into the stock market?

I think all I need is a job really, and

then all this headache would go away.

Got to start applying and going for

interviews, I guess. But yeah, uh, Uber

Eats, I was making £60 to £80 a day

when I was doing it every day, uh, but

then I got sick and I couldn't do it

anymore.

But you need somewhere with A lot of

people ordering McDonald's.

I just don't want to work full-time. I

want to do part-time, like 3 days a week.

Otherwise I won't be able to do YouTube.

I'd be too tired.

My dream is I want to do YouTube, not get

a job.

Yeah, it requires a lot of energy to be

able to make a YouTube video. You also

look really bad if you're tired, and you

don't want to look bad on camera. You want

to look your best and feel your best to

try and create

at least some kind of lively monologue

when you're doing your video. Not like,

hey guys, welcome back to a new video.

You need to bring some energy to it. It's

really hard to have any energy after you

just came home from working.

You sound dead right now. Well, yeah,

this is a livestream. It doesn't really

matter. I'm talking about a video.

You want— at least you want the video to—

you want to put some effort into it to

give it more of a chance of getting views.

Never saw you energetic. Well,

look at my older videos. I was like, hey

guys, today we're going to talk about my

bumhole. Like that. You can't

do that when you're really tired after

you've done an 8-hour shift.

What happened to the gym arc? I got my

dumbbells, started bicep curling again

today. Taking it easy, back down to 10

kgs, did 15 reps. Also,

I got this new tactic for the shower where

I don't freeze. So what I do is I put the

heater in this room, I blast the heater,

shut the door, make it nice and toasty,

and then I have my shower. And then I—

after I finish my shower, I quickly pat

down, dry off, and instead of getting

changed in the cold shower room, I run out

the shower room naked into the hot toasty

room. And then I get dressed in the hot

toasty room, and it's actually really

nice. You only spend like 30 seconds cold

when you're drying yourself. The annoying

thing is the towel is cold as well.

It's like you're drying yourself with a

wet cold towel. Did your stream yesterday

with all the hateful shit stay monetized?

It did actually. Most apps are changing

their algorithms to allow racism and

hateful things because of Trump, so we can

probably donate nigger faggot kike or shit

like that now. So it's not funny anymore.

I think the algorithm just doesn't

understand the Indian voice. I mean, if I

said it, I'd probably get demonetized.

Maybe this is a more obscure sounding

accent for the text-to-speech. I think the

algorithm just doesn't understand.

A heated towel rack. Yeah, I'll go buy

that then. I don't want to keep buying

stuff off Amazon. That's the point. I keep

thinking, oh, that'd be nice. Oh, that'd

be nice. And then I rack up another £150

bill on Amazon. I spent like £2,000 on

Amazon this month and it's only been 2

weeks.

Would Sunny ever move in with you?

Well, she said she had a fight with her

mum and she, she was like, oh, I'm just

gonna move in with Daniel then.

I don't know if I'm allowed to do that.

The contract says single occupier,

so if she did move in, I'd have to keep it

a secret. Otherwise, I might

get in trouble,

which is kind of silly. I mean, do they

expect me to live alone Forever. They

won't know. Yeah, they would, cuz you,

you guys would snitch on me. They snitch

on me for everything.

It wouldn't be hard. I mean, she could be

here right now. I just sit in my little

office room streaming, and if, if she is

here, I'll be like, oh, she's just, uh,

here for the night. How do you prove that

she's living here? I guess if

she moved all her stuff in here, then

she'd be living here.

It is kind of ridiculous though. What,

you ex— this is a freaking 2-bedroom

house. What do you mean you're not allowed

2 people in here? The previous tenants had

a kid, so there must have been 3 people in

here. 2 adults and a kid, or if it's like

a single parent. This room used to be a

kid's par— I mean, a kid's room. I can see

all the baby features, the safety

features, like the safety baby

safe stuff. It's just ridiculous that

they demand I live here alone when it's a

literal 2-bedroom house.

Everyone, everyone here is living with a

partner. Every house here has like 3 cars

in the driveway. I'm probably

the only one in the neighborhood who lives

alone. I think it's just ridiculous to

write it in the contract that I have to

Call landlord and ask, should be fine.

Well then why have they put it in the

contract? The baby features were for you

since you are a baby. No, your mum's baby.

You pay less for single occupancy.

What, so if we were saying we're moving in

together, they're going to charge us

£1,800 for 2 people? That would be stupid.

It's like when you book a hotel room,

the price is the same for 2 people or 1

people.

How's the social anxiety? Um, it's okay,

I guess. The massive pimple on my face

isn't helping. Please come home, Daniel.

I can't finance this reckless lifestyle

any longer. Even though you have ashamed

our family since you were born, I would

take you back. Sabrina and I are worried

about you. You are not thinking straight.

Please come home. Love, Mum. Yeah, but

there's so many people at home now. My

sister and her husband are staying at my

house now because they're having plumbing

problems with their own house. And then

Dave Gibson comes over every week.

There's going to be like 4 people there

all the time. And there's a woman living

in the garden. So the

house just sounds shit now. I love my

house when there's no one in it. Now

there's like 5 people there. Got a

big massive woman living in the garden

cabin, blocking up the toilets probably.

I wonder how they fix the internet. I

suggested Starlink and then she was like,

oh no, my Indian friend, he's tech savvy,

he has a better idea than Daniel.

What, get a massively long stupid cable

from the house and trail it across the

garden? Yeah, maybe it's cheaper, but it's

probably a shitter idea. Just stop being

broke and get Starlink then, living in a

garden cabin. Yeah, she's lucky she's

paying £500 a month to live in my mum's

garden cabin.

Can't even get a proper house.

Trench it? What, across the patio and the

concrete? You do know my house is

surrounded by concrete and patio.

It's not like, oh, the edge of the house

has mud and grass.

My granddad loved concrete. He laid

concrete everywhere across the property.

There's like concrete trenches and

foundation things all over the place.

Yeah, of course my mum's underpricing.

She should be charging like £1,000 a

month.

She's not gonna make profit.

I see TBS here. I'd just like to remind

everyone how mentally ill he is,

dedicating so much of his time to be a

useless spectator in someone else's life.

I really hope the best for him and that he

speaks to his GP or a therapist soon. Uh,

thanks, I guess.

Why is she undercharging? Because she

thinks because there's no internet she

can't charge higher.

Then maybe get internet, I don't know.

It really has put me in a pickle moving

out into the middle of nowhere where the

only viable places to do Uber Eats would

be in one of the 2 massive cities.

Well, it's like one extreme to the other.

It's either middle of nowhere with

absolutely nothing or 2 massive cities

with nightmare roads.

And no little towns in between.

I went to this town on the outskirts of

Plymouth called Saltash. Apparently it's

got 15,000 population, but in 2 hours

I only managed to deliver 2 McDonald's.

I'll try again tomorrow, I guess.

And there's another town called Tiverton.

Population 20,000, um, but it's

like an hour drive away. Let me see,

because I felt like Tiverton was more

active.

It's like 37 miles away. It will take an

hour and 10 minutes,

God's sake.

It's just too far away. That would use up

nearly 40% of my battery.

Everything's just so far away. I'm like

right bang in the center of everything and

everything's like an hour away.

Really? Can't get a job like local

postman, maybe?

Yeah, maybe I do miss Maidstone. God,

it's so easy.

Plymouth isn't in Devon. Yeah, I do

remember now. I saw the sign, it said

welcome to Cornwall.

So is it in Cornwall?

I'm just gonna have to get a job, I guess.

Start sending off my CV.

At least I'm not cold anymore. The

bathrobe really fixed the problem. This

thing is so cozy. It's great.

I should have gotten one for Sunny for

when she comes over.

And then my curtain, my thermal curtain

for the doorway came, but I got the wrong

size. I got 50 inches by 50 inches, so

it's literally a square shape. So it's too

short. I hang it up and it's too

short, so I had to put it back in the bag.

And start a refund, and then I ordered

another one, the correct length this time.

Hopefully it'll be here for tomorrow.

Yeah, everything just keeps going wrong.

I bought 2 IKEA desks instead of just one.

And you even have a tape measure. Well, I

just searched on Amazon, uh,

doorway thermal curtain, and that one

popped up, and I just thought, okay. And

the picture was like a long curtain. I

didn't notice there were so many size

options, and I chose the first one, which

was 50 inch by 50 inch.

The photo doesn't match the size options.

It's not looking good, is it? Bee Livery

is dead as well. If you're lucky,

it might pop up like once a day,

and then when it does pop up, it's in the

middle of the night.

Really not reliable.

I've got my car payment coming up in a few

days. That's £194 out my bank.

And then I've probably got to buy food

again next week. That's going to be

another £30. And I've got car insurance

pay, £120 at the end of the month.

Also got council tax, first payment going

out, £112. I've got my YouTube money

coming in, so I only need £660.

For January.

We just had dinner. I cooked your favorite

meal, shao ya chao fan. The fireplace is

on. Sabrina is playing with Pushkin while

David Gibbons is watching Channel 4. Your

room is clean and your bedsheets are clean

and soft. Please come home, Mum.

Sounds so nice. And then

on the 7th of March, I gotta pay out 900

fat ones for rent.

Dave Gibbons,

king of the gibbons.

My mum's given me my inheritance money in

the form of $1 PayPal donations.

Utility bills. I signed up for

electricity. It says it's going to be like

$150 a month. I don't know what it's

actually going to be.

I think that's just an estimate. I think

the minimum charge is like £58 a month

standing charge.

The heaters, they use about 1,000 watts

per hour. If I leave it on for an hour.

I've got this little plug thing, it's got

a little display and it tells you how much

energy it's using. So I've plugged my,

you know, the multi-plug extension lead.

I have my monitor and laptop plugged into

it. It's currently using 77 watts.

So my monitor and laptop is

using about 70 watts per hour.

It's not too bad.

So that's, um, what,

7— looks like 0.07

kilowatts. It's about

0.1— 0.016

Should be like 20 pence a day if I'm

right. I'm not sure.

Don't I get tired being at home most of

the time? No, I love it. Although it is

nice to go out, it kind of refreshes your

mind. Otherwise you start getting a bit

crazy being inside every single day. So I

went to the dump today and I took my

cardboard waste and stuff, and I dumped

it. And then I went to do some Uber Eats.

So tomorrow I got to go to the post office

to return the heater, and I got to go to

IKEA to return the desk, the table,

what's it called, bedside table. And then

I'll be in Exeter I

don't even know if I have enough battery

to do Uber Eats because from— Sunny

links me this Japanese doorway curtain.

That actually looks pretty cool.

It's like those Japanese paper doors. But

it's a curtain.

£27.

So I have to go to the post office, and

then from the post office I go from the

post office to IKEA.

That would be 40 miles, and then

that's 80 miles. That's basically half

the battery. I don't think I can do Uber

Eats tomorrow.

God, I don't want to drive all the way to

freaking Exeter.

50-minute drive to get back my £50.

My range, my range is like 190 miles,

but if I drive to the post office, that's

like 10 miles, so I've got 180 left. I

drive to Exeter and I've got 140 miles

left, and then I've got to come home, I

have 100 left, and then I'll probably use

like 10 miles range worth on electronics,

like, I don't know, heating, radio,

charging my phone. So then I get back

here, I have 90 miles left.

So my options are I go and do Uber Eats

again tomorrow, or I go to IKEA and I get

the £50 refund.

I think I gotta prioritize refunding the

IKEA desk.

Do both? I won't have enough battery.

Refund everything? What else can I refund?

Um, maybe the foot warmer. I don't really

use the foot warmer anymore, but Sunny

might like it.

Really wish I didn't get the tatami mat

and the futon. Returning that is being so

annoying. Used foot warmer.

Yeah, slight odor of cheese.

Secondhand foot warmer.

Well, I didn't put my naked bare foot in

the foot warmer, just put my willy.

It's so warm and tight.

Imagine an electric tanga. Heated tanga.

That sounds so safe.

Yeah, I'm a bit scared if I refund too

many times on Amazon, I'll get banned.

Imagine I get banned as a customer. I

bought something off AliExpress because

someone was saying I'm an idiot because I

keep buying stuff on Amazon when you could

buy the same stuff on AliExpress. I

ordered these slippers on AliExpress.

They were like £1. So I'm gonna see if

they're actually any good, and then I

might actually consider just buying stuff

on AliExpress. Yeah, what about Temu? I'm

too broke now to buy stuff on Amazon.

I gotta just buy Chinese. I mean, this

stuff's Chinese stuff anyway. My slippers

are still made in China.

I got my slippers at £15. You can get

winter slippers on AliExpress for like £2.

And I wasted my money buying that bin

because it's too small. And then when the

bag gets full up, the bag gets stuck in

the bin because the bin's too small. So I

bought a new bin, like a big bin.

So now I've got too many bins,

but the delivery seems a bit slow on

AliExpress.

People here a bit weird. There was all

this, um, there was a road and then on the

left side all these parked cars and I see

a van pulling out. So I slow down and I

give way and he looked really happy that I

gave way and then he gave me like a beep

beep and a thumbs up and he's like, beep

beep, calm down, geez, I just gave way.

It's not like I sucked you off or

something. They're really like beeping

the horn here.

I'm only doing it because I don't want to

crash. It's not like I'm doing it because

I'm such a nice person. Did it make you

happy? Not really. I was just like, oh,

can you show us your arm riddled with

scabies rashes? No.

Okay, since you asked nicely, I'm gonna

prove to you that changing my jumper makes

no difference. Look, it is all scabbing

over and getting dry. One theory

is maybe the material the jumper's made

out of is giving me a reaction, which

would really suck because I like that

jumper. But if it's going to give me a

rash, I don't think it's the jumper. I

bought the jumper 2 weeks before Christmas

and I've been wearing it and I never had

any rash until a week ago. I think it's

just the stress.

It's nothing to do with hygiene. I've had

the same hygiene for like 15 years.

It is weird though. I've never had such a

bad rash around my elbows before.

I really don't think it's my clothing or

my hygiene. My hygiene's always been like

this. My skin was

fine a couple months ago,

so it can't be the jumper because I was

wearing the jumper a month ago and it was

fine back then. It can't be my hygiene.

My diet? Maybe I'm allergic to

pepperoni cheese. Do you think it's the

cheese? Pecorino. I started buying

pecorino cheese for my carbonara.

Shampoo? Then why isn't my scalp

all inflamed and rashy? Why is

it just my elbows?

It's definitely like an allergy, I reckon.

No idea.

Maybe it's the fertilizer the farmers

spray in the air here. Who knows?

In Thailand, I had rashes all over my

hands. Now here I've got them all over my

elbows. What did

I eat in the last 2 weeks? Carbonara.

I've had carbonara for like 8 days

straight, and then I made bolognese for 3

days. My next dish is going

to be— I want to get back into slow

cooking braised beef.

And maybe eating that with pasta.

I'm thinking carrots, onions,

big lump of beef, and I just braise it for

like 4 hours.

Or I get a leg of lamb and I roast it.

With potatoes. I might just get into

roasting because I think I've got a

roasting tray. I just put like a massive

lump of meat, some onions, potatoes,

carrots, sprinkle salt

on it, rub some oil, and then just chuck

it in the oven for like 2 hours.

Nice crispy potato, soft in the middle.

Getting a bit sick of pasta.

I, I do have, um, I have one of the genes

that gives you celiac disease.

According to 23andMe, I have one of the

genes, so maybe it's glucose intolerance.

Could be that. Maybe it's all the

pasta, because maybe there's a lot of

glucose in pasta. No,

not glucose, gluten. I got it mixed up.

Yeah, gluten. There's probably a lot of

gluten in the pasta. I bet you anything

it's the pasta.

Where is it? Does fusilli

have gluten?

Yes, made from wheat flour, contains

gluten. Is that bad if you

have celiac disease?

Yes. Autoimmune disorder. Damage to the

small intestines. Gives you diarrhea,

stomach pain, bloating. I don't have

those. I just got a skin rash.

No, I don't think it's that. Well, I'm not

gonna stream for the next few days because

Sunny's gonna be here, so this is gonna be

my last stream until next week. She's

coming tomorrow. It's Thursday,

Friday. I think she's leaving on Saturday

because she's got to babysit.

So I guess I'll stream on Saturday.

Plans for Valentine's? She said

she made a special meal and she's bringing

it over, but I don't have a microwave.

She does know I don't have a microwave,

although she does forget a lot.

I feel like I've— sometimes I've had to

tell her the same thing like 3 times.

Imagine she brings the meal over and then

she's like, oh, I forgot you don't have a

microwave. I could put it in the oven.

Yeah, it's fine, I guess. I don't know

what meal she's made because we don't have

any food for Friday unless she wants to

eat pasta again.

I have pasta and I've got some beef pies