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Hello? Uh, how do I do this? Um.

Was it streaming? Was it streaming?

How have you not streamed on Kick since Ice? Because I didn't get many viewers. But I got a partnership today. It says I'm a partner,

so I thought I'd give it a try, see how much I make.

Hmm, try and make a post on YouTube maybe.

I don't know how many people the YouTube post reaches though.

Oh, what? My last community post was a year ago saying streaming on Kick now.

Has it really been a year since— it must be more than a year. I don't think I streamed on Kick in 2024. The last time I streamed on Kick, it was after I sniped Ice and his viewers were coming for me because I said the thing about dick pack. I mean, D-pack.

Um, yeah, I got KCIP today, or they call it KPP now, Kick Partnership Program.

So what I do is I put out a community post on YouTube now, and then in about an hour I might make a short video, like a 10-second video, saying come to Kick. See, because the video might reach out to more people than the post does.

Wasn't that before they got arrested? No, that was after. They were already arrested and stuck in Thailand,

so they were desperate for content, weren't they? Remember Ice was like losing his mind stuck in Thailand? And now I really want to go back to Thailand.

One person's hell becomes another's paradise. Did they just give you KCIP? Yeah, I just sent them an email saying I've got a YouTube channel, 100K subs, and they said approved.

It says partner on. Apparently if I only stream on Kick, I get double the earnings, but I don't know how much I'm gonna make. I mean, I've got 10 viewers.

I got 10. It's hard getting viewers without having the pulling power of my 113K subs on YouTube. And also people don't want to come to Kick. I don't know why they're so lazy. I mean, it looks just like YouTube. The only difference is, um, you can't scroll The stream, the stream is always live, like up-to-date live. You

can't like scroll back.

That's the main difference, I think.

Well, I didn't know I could get KCIP straight away. I didn't know all I had to do was send a message and they would give it to me. So I guess I didn't know that.

Yeah, KCIP is the partnership for monetization. So there's no ads,

um, but they pay you per hour, like a certain amount. I don't know how much it is depending on how many viewers you get. I don't know if you have to get a minimum of viewers to get anything. I mean, how many— how much do I get for 17 viewers?

It'll be interesting to see, I guess.

$100 an hour for mediocre content. But how many viewers do they get? Because I think I'm going to struggle to get viewers because my YouTube viewers are stubborn and they don't want to come over to Kick. I struggled to get them over to Twitch. And Twitch was more, um, mainstream and well-known than Kick. Not a lot of

people know what Kick is, so they're like, oh, seems weird, then just stream on YouTube.

Well, I guess I'll see how it goes. I mean, there's not really much else I can do apart from just do it

and then see how much money it makes.

Oh, I got some bad news though about the car.

Um, they only offered me about £5,000, which kind of sucks. I was thinking I was going to get like £7,000 or £8,000.

So I don't know if I try and sell it somewhere else or take it to a dealership and see if they offer me more. Um, but if I can only get £5,000 for it, I don't know what I'm going to do. I mean, I can still afford It's gonna really set my plans back.

It's gonna really set my plans back. I don't know. I've got $4,500 in stocks. If the car gets $5K, that's $9K. I will have to pull out a couple thousand from the credit card to make up the $11K for the DTV visa. Or 15— I'd need another 6K for the Thai Elite Visa if I can't get the

DTV Visa for some reason. So I'm gonna have to max out my credit card.

I can't— can you believe it? I have 15K on a car and then resell it for 5K. That's a 10K loss. And I think I've only made about— let me see my spreadsheet.

Amazon Flex, Uber Eats,

Every.

Oh my God, I've only made £7,000.

Yeah, £7,000 Every, Amazon Flex, and Uber Eats.

Plus, so I make £12K. But I spent 15K plus thousands on repairs and charging and stuff.

Why did I remove mum debt? Oh, I forgot to put it. Yeah, because I had to remake my stream setup for Kick. I had to rewrite the debts. I forgot to add my mum's debt. Whoops. Definitely not intentional.

So the car has been a massive malinvestment. Minus 15k,

minus probably 1,600 charging and repairs, tires. So I make back 5k plus 7k earnings. It's a 4k loss after everything is said and done. It's a $4K loss. This is so bad,

so bad.

Why am I on Kick now? I got partnered, my channel's monetized,

so I'm going to take $4K loss if I accept the $5K sell price.

I mean, I might not be able to get much more for it if I try a different way of selling it. Maybe if I try selling it privately, I could get 6 or 7k, but then I risk getting scammed, or I don't know, the guy's dodgy.

Don't really know.

It's really disappointing.

The highest bid I got today was $5K.

Sell privately. Stream on both. If I stream on both, I— it says if I stream only on Kick, I get double the earnings.

It's like my community post on YouTube, no one's seen it. There's no likes or comments or anything on it.

Um, so yeah, uh, they offered me 5K for the car. On the auction. It's such— I can't believe it.

Maybe I should put it on Facebook Marketplace or something.

I thought they'd get me at least 7K. 5K? What a joke.

Yeah, I'll make a little video on YouTube in a minute just to like try and get it in front of people.

I don't think it changes my plans though. It's just a bit annoying to be set back a couple thousand. Made an account just for you. Oh, thanks. I mean, I think it's better because you guys don't have to watch ads. You don't have to watch ads. And apparently I get paid.

Let me ask CrowPie that. How much do I get paid for 40 viewers? How much does KPP pay on Kick for 40? I might be able to get it to 60 viewers. I don't know. I just started 10 minutes ago.

Says Kick pays $1.50 to $10 per viewer per hour. No, they don't. That'd be $400 per hour.

The hourly rate might be on the lower end of the spectrum, a few dollars per hour.

Well, I don't know. On YouTube, I was making like $30 to $50 for a 6-hour stream. And then if I get lucky with a bunch of PayPal,

Those people who spam the PayPals, they usually bump it up to like $20 or $30 extra.

Slightly Homeless made $35K in a month. Yeah, but he gets like 400 viewers, doesn't he?

Unless I like start getting some people from Kick to watch, but my content's so boring. Maybe if I get to Thailand, it'd be more interesting for Kick. $10 an hour here. I mean, that would be great if I just stream for like 8 hours, make $80.

What else can I do on Kick? I don't have to worry about copyright, do I? Or music? Although I wouldn't play music.

What, do I need 100 viewers to make the hourly thingy?

Do I need

minimum 100? I'm pretty sure it's 75, it says. I don't know.

I'll do something like, I'm leaving YouTube, goodbye, and then link my Kick.

Daniel, finally back on Kick. Yep, I got partnered. I'm a Kick partner now.

They just said link your, uh, Instagram and Twitter to Verify it's you.

For 50 viewers, Copilot says for 50 viewers could earn roughly $2 to $5 per hour.

What's that if I do 6 hours? Well, if I do— what time is it? It's only 4 PM. I do like 8 hours.

That's $40.

I mean, it's more than I get on YouTube if I didn't get any donos.

The problem is I'm missing my Super Chats.

Wait, is the thing set up so you can donate?

I made like a click to donate link last year, ages ago.

Um, does it work?

Edit panels.

It takes you to Botrix.

Wait, let me change it so it takes you to Streamlabs.

Okay, where does it take you now? Streamlabs.com. Yeah, that's the one where I usually get my PayPals.

Damn, if only I knew all you had to do was send them an email. I probably could have gotten Kick Partner 2 years ago. Why did I not try before?

Sampan Day reduced to $3 an hour. How many viewers does he get?

Yeah, I remember people like Blood Bucket refused to come to Kick. She was like, well, I'm not coming. No super chats from me then. So I felt like I was basically forced to stay on YouTube because my big oilers like Blood Bucket wouldn't come to Kick.

And I've only got a few people who donate a lot, so I'm kind of like at their mercy.

Oh, hi, Alice. I saw your Super Thanks message. Thanks very much.

I wonder if any of the Ice people come back. They've probably completely forgotten about me. God, they hated me so much. Do you remember them all flooding to my stream? I had like 700 viewers when I left Ice's hotel and I was at the train station and they just found out the thing I said about Deepak and

Ice was trying to get me to come back. I bet he was gutted he couldn't use the drama whilst I was there. He could have, like, interrogated me for something actually interesting.

I miss Thailand. I really want to go back.

I miss, like, the warm air, the condos, the infinity pools.

It's funny, I hate drama, but I need it to get any views. So then I kind of want it but don't want it.

You were complaining every day in Thailand. Yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, I watched a couple of my old streams where I was talking about Thailand and I was just saying stuff like, oh, it's too noisy, it's too hot.

It's not noisy in the condo. It was completely quiet.

It was really hot though, like even in the condo.

I felt kind of sluggish, no energy.

And then if you put the aircon on, it dries out the air and you get thirsty and you get like dry throat.

Um, I don't know,

if you only go to nice areas, it's nice,

like the upscale areas, Central World, Icon Siam. What was the other one? Palladium.

So there's like 3 or 4 big shopping centers you would stick to going to where they've got all the nice restaurants and shops and stuff.

And then everywhere else you just kind of avoid. I mean, Victory Monument area was okay, but it had more of like a market feel. Bangkok— I mean, Chinatown was not— I didn't like Chinatown.

You're basically restricted to very few areas if you're fussy. Khao San is where all the white people go, like all the backpackers.

And then you got the sleazy streets, Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy.

God, imagine if I ditch my life here, go to Thailand, and then I'm like, I regret doing this. I want my house back in Devon. Wouldn't that be so funny? Maybe I should just go to Thailand for a few months, see how I feel, and then come back here and then decide. What do you think? I mean,

one of my other plans, like Plan D, was to just go for winter.

And just go for like a couple months. So I get the DTV visa, I just go for like 5 months during winter, I'll come back here, but then I'll be paying double rent, right?

And then if there's an emergency, like I need to be here for something, and then I will come back.

Flights. Flights are pretty cheap, about £600 or £700 for a direct flight. £500 for a cheap flight using China Airways.

So how long is it taking to find out how long— how much money I'm going to make? I want to know now.

Yeah, I wouldn't really want to do China Airways again. I had a not nice experience last time.

The risk is if I don't stream on YouTube and I stream on Kick, will Kick make more money than what I make on YouTube?

That's the risk, isn't it?

Kick has better discoverability. Yeah, I mean, the YouTube channel's dead. It's just not gonna grow unless big people like Toki Tom keep making videos about me, but even then the channel goes back to being dead again.

Ask Homeless and Mando to host you. I don't know, cuz they got all Ice's viewers, and then they, they'll just start hating on me, won't they?

I mean, if hate viewers get money, make money, then—

who's Mold Mansion?

The problem is I'm too boring unless you already know who I am, like, you know the lore.

Why is my camera so— oh,

edit, transform.

Okay, now it looks like my YouTube setup.

Hating is what you want. Yeah, maybe. What are they gonna hate on me for though? I haven't done anything recently.

They probably forgot all the Deepak stuff. It was like 2 years ago. The whole Thailand stuff was ages ago.

What was that?

I have no idea what that was. What was that? What is that?

Where's that coming from?

Oh, is it because I got a follower? Oh, I got a follower, that's why. Wait, I want to change that sound so it doesn't sound like I'm getting money. I thought I got money, but it should pop up on the screen as well, shouldn't it?

Uh, let me check.

Follower. Oh yeah, I've got the coin sound.

Get a different sound.

This might be very loud. Brace yourselves. Oh my god.

Do we need a sound? It might be annoying with the sound.

Wait, if I do a test, what happens?

Follower.

Weird, it should have like a— oh, I've, I've moved it off the screen, that's why.

Oh, where is it?

Oh, now it's working. Kevin.

Not Kevin. He's the reason I had a big argument with my mum.

Oh wow, I'm getting followers.

4 new followers, nice.

Welcome to my Kick stream.

New annoying new follow alerts is rookie mistake. Well, even the image thing, maybe I'll make it smaller.

There, I made it smaller.

Hot market's tanking.

It feels different though without like the regular YouTube chatters. I don't recognize anyone apart from Wallamoe and

You've got different names.

Why are you trading markets? It's a holiday. Yeah, but CFDs are open. Futures is open. You can still trade CFDs. Market's currently tanking. I'm short. I'm up £7.

Yeah,

so what I want to do is I want to make a little video

Because that might reach out more than the community post does.

Um, what should I say?

Why are you not raging today? Because I only rage when there's annoying people in the chat and all the annoying people on YouTube.

I don't just rage for no reason. It's usually because people piss me off.

Do IRL again? Where?

In Devon.

I mean, if people don't provoke me, I don't get all mad. It's just people love to provoke me for some reason because they think it's funny.

Um, I don't know what to say.

Let me walk around.

Oh, I'm

nervous.

Um, let me think.

So I got really nice news. I got partnered on kick.com, which is a streaming website. So I'm streaming on Kick now. It's kick.com/hidinginmyroom. Click on the link in the description. Got some very big news and life updates.

Was that good? I always get really embarrassed making a video in front of people.

So this is Kick. It's basically kind of like YouTube but green, and I got partnered—

partner on the 30-second video.

I got really Nice news. I got partnered on kick.com, which is a streaming website. So I'm streaming on kick now. It's kick.com/hidinginmyroom. Click on the link in the description. Got some very big news and life updates. So this is kick. It's basically kind of like YouTube. Hmm. What else should I add to that?

This is why I hate doing, uh, I hate doing voice chat with girls because it's like, hello, can you hear me? And I try not to make my voice crack or anything.

Um.

Hmm, should I sound any— should I put anything more to it? What phone is that? Samsung S10 Plus. It costs £140.

My favorite phone.

Yeah, I guess I'll just upload it like that. Whatever.

This reminds me of 2018 when I used to do that to get people to come to Twitch.

So I got really nice news. I got partnered on—

unlisted.

I need my thumbnail.

Yeah, I sent them an email saying I've got a YouTube channel, can I get a partnership? And they said okay.

Now I'm partnered.

So I skipped that whole process of grinding how many ever hours you need.

Um, what's that? Oh.

No more YouTube streams? Depends how much I make from this stream.

Someone's restreaming on YouTube. Is it Ken? I told him not to do it.

Why don't people listen to me? Is it Ken or Walla, mate?

People really don't listen, do they?

I mean, what's the point?

Because people don't want to watch it on Kick. I mean, people did that to Ice's stream, didn't they? I mean, I remember watching Ice's stream on YouTube actually, because I didn't want to watch it on Kick because I couldn't pause it. I couldn't pause the stream and rewind. Sometimes I wanted to pause the stream, but you can't

pause it on— I mean, can you?

You can, but you can't rewind it, can you?

I just— I don't see the point of doing it because if people are going to watch the stream on your channel, then I'm losing viewers, aren't I?

Let me just put that video out. What should I call the title?

Um, big news?

No. Oh, what if I clickbait? I'm quitting YouTube. Is that too much?

What's my kick on this?

Do you think

that's too much clickbait?

It will definitely get, get people's eyes.

If I put, I'm quitting YouTube, brackets, streaming on

kick.com,

public. So I got really Hiding in my room. It's basically— yeah, I just put it out.

So I got really nice news. I got

Okay, I guess that's all I can do.

See if we can get up to 100.

Right, well, well, well.

I ran out of milk last time I left my house. I think it was over 2 weeks ago for my MOT.

Yeah, so about the car,

they only offered me £5,000.

So should I take it? Do you think that's the best I'm going to get?

It's really rubbish.

We told you so. Oh, shut up. I knew you were gonna say that. Yeah, yeah, whatever. He's talking rubbish.

All banned.

Or banned for saying I told you so.

I don't know why they've given me such a low price, 5K. They recommended me to set my reserve price to 8.5K. I guess it means— it doesn't mean you're gonna get the reserve price.

What, did I ban someone for saying it would get 5K? No, I said if it doesn't, if it doesn't get 5K and I get 8K, you're banned. But I guess he was right, so I guess he's not banned.

Okay, how am I going to sell it then? Oh my God, maybe I just don't go to Thailand, stay here. The car is a nice car, it's not worth 5K,

cuz if you wanted to buy another one, you're going to have to put out at least 8K or 9K, and it won't be as good as mine. It'll be older with more mileage.

So annoying. Like, there's no way you could get a car like mine for only 5K.

It's a nice car. I can't believe they're just gonna give me 5K.

They said the highest bid on the car was 5K,

but I kind of need the money if I want to go back to Thailand.

Maybe I'll try put it on Facebook or something, or try a local dealership. Maybe I can haggle.

You won't believe this. Oh my God, you won't believe this. This is so funny. So you know I went to the MOT place a couple weeks ago. Whilst I was waiting for the MOT to be done, I had a walk around. The nearby— I went around the nearby dealerships, the local dealerships, and I walked into one. I

was just walking around. A guy comes up to me in a car, pulls down the window, and he goes, what are you looking for? And I said, I was just looking for a cheap car. And then he goes, not something electric? And I was like, what? How does he know I drive an electric car? And I'm just

standing there looking stunned. And I was like, Uh, no, sorry. And then he was like, not something electric. And then he gave up with the joke. And then he goes, I'm your neighbor.

My, my neighbor. That was my neighbor owns the car dealership and I just randomly walked into it. I didn't even know because I shook his hand when I first moved in here with Sunny. We introduced ourselves to one of the neighbors and then another neighbor came up to me and shook my hand and said hi to me.

And I completely forgot what he looked like. And I was like, oh, what was your name again? And then he told me his name.

I completely forgot what he looked like. That's insane. He said, oh, this— I own this dealership. But he said he doesn't buy electric cars. He said if— he said if I want to sell my car, he knows someone who might buy it. But I didn't ask for his number.

I couldn't believe it. I randomly bumped into the neighbor at a car dealership, and it's his car dealership,

and I couldn't believe I didn't even recognize him. Am I face blind or something? I think sometimes you get face blind when you first meet someone for the first time. You don't really remember what they look like very well. Even though you look them straight in the face and then you kind of forget about it, don't you?

That, you know, Essex girl. I have no idea what she looks like anymore. Even though I went on a date with her, I could walk by her on the street and not even realize it's her.

So, yeah. Don't know. If you just joined, by the way, I put my car up for auction on this website and they offered me £5K. £5,000.

When I was expecting £8,000. This is kind of bad for my plans.

Yeah, this is really bad for my plans because it means I'm going to have to siphon out a couple extra thousand from my credit card to make what I need to make for the visa. So I need 11K for the visa. I've got 4.5K in stocks, 5K from the car. I'm short a couple thousand.

Chat told you you'd get 5K max. Yeah, well, whatever.

I just don't understand how they're buying it for $5K and selling it for nearly $8K. Well, they would have to get it repaired, wouldn't they? So that's— they would have to put in $1,000-ish to get it repaired and get it checked and everything, wouldn't they? So they're buying it for $5K. They're going to have to put in

a couple thousand K of work into it to get it ready to sell. And then maybe they sell it for $8K, they make profit, $1.5K or $2K profit. So I guess it makes sense.

Oh, why am I streaming here today? I got partnered on Kick. They said I can start making money on it, so they're going to pay me something per hour.

You already miss YouTube? Why? What's wrong with Kick?

How does it look from a viewer's perspective? Let me have a look.

I'll make you mod again, Kerry.

Oh crap, I got a dono! I didn't know. Why didn't it show up?

Um, I don't think I've set up my donos properly. Wait, what?

I think I know why. Hold on.

I don't think I've linked my Streamlabs thingy to Kick thingy. What? How do I do it?

It'll be on general settings, wouldn't it? No.

Tipping. It'll be on tipping, wouldn't it?

PayPal. Your tip page. Wait, what's the tip page?

streamlabs.com/danielhimr/tip.

Do I have to connect my PayPal?

I might have to connect my PayPal.

I haven't logged on to my PayPal on this computer.

Gamified chat. How? Oh, it's got those leadership things like YouTube has now.

Motorcycle. I've got to verify my PayPal because it's not showing up when I get the PayPal donate.

Oh no, I forgot my password.

I think that's it.

Connect PayPal to— connect your personal account.

Yeah,

it says account connected.

Try it again.

Oh yeah, I was going to see what the Kick interface— did you have to download the app or are you watching it on a web browser? Because I remember trying the app in 2023 and it wasn't very good. So I wonder if it's upgraded, updated a lot since then.

Hmm, it looks okay. You got chat. Oh, you can scroll it. I thought you couldn't scroll back the stream. You can. So how is it any worse than YouTube? I mean, you got no ads.

I think this is best for both of us. You guys don't have to watch any ads, and apparently I get paid per hour by Kick. I don't know how much though.

Damn, I should have said that in the video. It would have been like a way to sell it.

118 viewers. Don't need YouTube anymore. I have been accepted into KCIP. I'm a partner.

They accepted me as a Kick partner today. I'm monetizing it now. It says partner on.

So I'm very excited to see how much I make. What if it's like $20? How come they gave you partner? I just sent them an email saying Hey, I've got a YouTube channel. Can I get partnership? And they said okay.

I didn't know you could do that.

Yeah, so the car. What am I going to do with it? Either I accept this £5,000 offer, which is rubbish, or I go to a local dealership. I drive there and I just ask them. But the problem is, like my neighbor said, he doesn't do electric vehicles. I think a lot of these like small dealerships where they're

just doing it as like a self-employed business, they don't want to deal with electric cars because they, they maybe they don't know how to deal with them. Because it's different technology.

I like— I find it so funny how Kick just copied the code for Twitch website and ripped it off and changed the colors to green. So funny. And Twitch can't do anything about it

because it looks exactly like Twitch.

I don't know if Twitch can sue them.

I guess not.

Call a bigger dealership.

Hmm. Like webuyanycar.com. Could try them. I tried CarWow. I went for CarWow because I used to watch the YouTube channel Matt Watson. Has anyone seen CarWow.com, the YouTube channel? He makes pretty good videos when I was looking for car videos.

And he's— his face is everywhere with the adverts. Looking to sell your car online? Visit CarWow. He's got that accent. He's got that northern accent. Visit CarWow now and sell your car online. This sounds like that. He's got such a freckly face as well, but people would say, oh, they're blackheads, when I tell them I've got freckles.

Car, wow. Yeah,

this is kind of throwing a spanner in my plans now because

Hmm, I take the 5K. It's a couple thousand less than I was hoping for.

Or I put in more work to try and get a bit more, like sell it privately,

or— oh God, I'd be embarrassed though if I put it on Facebook and then people come to my house and I've got to like show them the car and my neighbors are watching. They must think, oh dear, Daniel must be in trouble if he's selling his car. He lost his job and his girlfriend. Now he's got to

sell the car. I feel like I'm in desperation mode.

You know, I've, I've melted a hole in the side of my mouse with my finger. You know, when you hold the mouse, my thumb is always there. It's melted a hole into the rubber. I think my, my sweat is acidic. Because with my iPhone,

the side of the iPhone's all melted where I've held it for years, years and years. I've held it here exactly there, and it's all melted, the metal bit where I hold it. So I think my sweat is extremely acidic. I've now melted through the mouse rubber with my thumb, and it feels annoying to hold it. It feels

not smooth.

Getting 5K for a car you spent 17K. Technically I spent 15K and actually only spent 5K because my mum spent the other 10K. So not my fault.

Oh, have you seen the pics of Vitaly? He's lost so much weight. I guess he can't bulk and eat his protein in prison.

How did it lose so much value? I reckon it's all the scratches and the tape on it. I've put this red tape on it and now I can't take it off because all the goo is melted to the car and stuck to it.

He's off his meds. He must be going crazy in that prison. I feel kind of sorry for him even though he's a massive dick.

Do you think if they let him go with a warning, would he not do it again? Maybe he needs some, some punishment, otherwise he'll think he's gotten away with it and do it again.

Oh my God, I rode Bobby today and it, it makes me nut so quick. Usually when I jerk off, I've got to do it for a bit to nut. But when I take it up the ass, I nut almost straight away, like within not even a minute. Like I can't even ride it for a minute without nutting.

It's crazy.

You know, I can also say anything I want and swear because there's no monetization or age restriction. On YouTube, I'm very careful because I don't want to get demonetized because I need the ads.

So I'm very careful in the beginning of the stream.

It's easier to get banned on Kick, really. Now, I'm not going to say the N-word.

Do you even touch when you nut? Well, I gently rub it against his chest. I don't grip it or anything. I just— I gently rub it between my stomach and his chest and it just nuts really hard. I don't have to, like, hold it. It's almost hands-free.

Yeah, can I show Bobby Brown on camera now?

I don't know, I don't want to push it.

I think if I got sex toys out on YouTube, I'd definitely get Age restricted.

Oh well, I don't really see any point.

How much is Kick paying per hour? I'm not sure.

I got 130 viewers, it's pretty good.

Ask Copilot.

How much does Kick pay?

Um, $5 to $12 an hour.

When you put it like that, it sounds really bad because in America, don't you make like $25 an hour minimum wage?

If you streamed 80 hours a month, that's $640 a month. That's rubbish. I mean, 80 hours a month is not a lot though. You want to do 40 hours a week for full-time, but I would do way more than that. I'd do like

I'd do 250 hours. That's like $1,700 though if you do an average of $7 per hour.

It says between $5 and $12, so if you take the average, that's $7, and I stream like 8 hours a day every single day.

That's like $2,000 plus my YouTube. I'm gonna be rich. Oh my God,

it says you're not allowed to do sleep streams or leave it on— what's the word? You can't just stream and then leave it and go off outside and do stuff. That's against the— I've got to be present.

What do I plan to use my Kick money on? I gotta make up the money I've lost on the car, I guess. So it's like bad news, I'm not getting as much as I wanted for the car. Good news, maybe this Kick thing can increase my income.

YouTube channel's pretty dead.

Maybe I can grow on Kick, who knows.

How much for the car? They offered me $5K.

Tazo is making $33 an hour with Kick. How much? How many viewers does he get?

You ban people who said you get 5K for the car. Fine, I will announce my apology.

I'm so sorry. If you join my Kick stream, everyone unbanned.

If you watch me on Kick, all is forgiven. And forgotten.

Have they inspected the car? Well, the thing is, I took pictures of the scratches, but I haven't taken pictures of all of the scratches because there's just too many. There's so many scratches. I didn't take a picture of like all the tape, and I haven't taken pictures of the inside where all the stains are. There's like weird

stains on the seats that spilled out from Amazon packages when I was delivering for Amazon. So it might be worth even less than that. What if it's worth like 4K? Oh my God. I feel like it's not even worth selling anymore. I might just take it to my mum's house and leave it there. I might— I feel

like I might as well just abandon this Thailand plan and stay in the UK if I'm stuck. I mean, if I'm If I've got a car and I can't get anything good for it,

because then it's worth keeping instead of selling, isn't it? Like if I ever come back to the UK and want a car, there's no way I'll get a car as good as my car for 4 to 5K. So then if you think about it that way, it's not worth selling for 4 to 5K. Who knows? Maybe I'll

come back to the UK in like 10. Maybe, maybe I meet a British girl in Thailand and then we get married. And we come back to the UK and now I need a car again.

So I need to think. Maybe I'll unblock my mum. Maybe she's got some ideas. Like I leave the car at my mum's house and then she could

lend it to someone. I don't know.

DoorDash with it.

I don't want to do delivery work anymore. I hate it.

I damaged my car so much from doing Amazon Flex work and delivering for Every.

I still think I don't need to sell the car.

To be able to go to Thailand for 5 years. It would just help because if I sell my stocks and I max out my credit card, I'll have $11K, which is enough for the DTV visa. It's not enough for the Thai Elite visa. And then I'll just drive my car home and leave at my mum's house.

I don't think I'd stream it. The reason why I got banned from Amazon Flex is because I vlogged it.

Don't be surprised if you make $80 an hour. Really? I'll be rich.

Yeah, I could take the car home and leave it there and also drop off stuff. I don't know.

You know what? If— I mean, if I can make extra money, I would just go on holiday to Thailand for winter and then come back to the UK.

Because I'll probably get bored of Thailand after a couple months.

When will you find out your earnings? I'm not sure. Maybe it'll take 24 hours.

I'm gonna stream until probably 1 AM. What time? It's only 5 o'clock now, so we got like 7 hours.

Yeah, so we got bad news and good news,

and I'm still waiting for the third piece of news, which is my criminal background check for Thailand.

Although I probably shouldn't get the Thai Elite Visa even if I get approved. I should go for the DTV visa first.

What time frame do I use for trading? Uh, I start off 4-hour time frame and then I go in a bit closer.

Depends. Depends what? I mean, it depends how quickly I want to be in and out of the trade. Like, if I don't mind being in a multi-day trade, I'll look only at the 4 or 1 hour. But if it's going to be a quick one, I'll look at the 5 or 15 minute.

What were requirements for KCIP? Um, I just said I've got a YouTube channel and And then they, they asked me to link my Instagram and my Twitter to confirm my identity.

I don't know how many subs I needed to have. Maybe you could have just had 5K subs and it would have been fine.

Why don't they like KCIP?

KPP. I thought KCIP has a nicer ring to it, maybe because it's like IP, Ice Poseidon.

I kind of miss Ice. He's been missing since he left Japan.

A lot of people farmed it because of him. But isn't that what they wanted? I thought that's what they wanted people to do. Prison stream tomorrow. Interesting.

I don't watch these events he does. I like his IRL stuff more. I don't like it when he does like all these people in a house and then they scream and shout.

I watched a bit of Sam Pepper yesterday. He was in a karaoke in China. He sounds so bad. I think he actually sounds worse than I do, and I sound pretty bad when I sing. He was singing

Cut my life into pieces song. But he— the whole song was just like the flat same, like the same monotone sound of his voice, but singing the lyrics of the song. It sounded horrible.

I bet Sam Pepper's making loads of money though. He gets thousands of viewers. His Thai girlfriend's pretty cute as well.

I completely don't blame him for leaving Hannah.

I mean, Hannah was good looking, but that Thai girl looks pretty good as well, and she's probably not as annoying as Hannah is.

He doesn't have partner, he has a deal, so he doesn't get paid by the hour. Oh yeah. So he gets paid the money upfront, then he's got to agree to like a set amount of hours to do.

That's kind of demotivating though, because then you feel like, I already got the money. Oh, now I've got to stream. Whereas if you get the money by streaming, it feels like

you want to stream more.

Does Hannah still stream? She used to do those, uh, news reports.

He has to gamble the money.

Who— I don't know if I'd want to do that.

I mean, I kind of like day trading, and that's kind of like gambling, isn't it?

Do you get addicted to it if it's not your own money? I feel like if you get given money to gamble, it's not really that exciting because you don't really have anything to lose.

Because it wasn't your money in the first place.

I like roulette. That's the only gambling I like doing.

You keep the money you win. Oh, I thought that would just go towards how much they owe you for your payment.

But isn't gambling illegal? In places like Japan and Thailand.

I thought it was illegal in Thailand. I would be scared to do it in Thailand.

But then if I made big money from gambling, I probably wouldn't go to Thailand. I'd just stay here.

You know, I was scared of doing OnlyFans in Thailand because it's illegal. But then how do all these white guys make porn in Thailand banging Thai girls? I watched some and the guys blur their own faces, but the girls' faces are not blurred. So wouldn't they get in trouble for making porn unless they made it outside of

Thailand, which I don't believe. There's— I mean, there's loads of Thai porn. If it's illegal, how come they're not all getting rounded up with their faces on the camera?

I saw this white guy, like middle-aged guy with fat belly, banging 2 young Thai girls, and he had them one on top of each other, and then he was like switching between the 2 holes with his dick. It was so messed up.

How does he get that? Does he pay for it or what? Just wondering, like, where is their website you sign up for that, or do you meet them on the street?

These people are so degen.

Yeah, when am I gonna start making some Thai porn? There's that channel Tuk Tuk Patrol on Pornhub, isn't there? Where does he get his girls? Just wondering for a friend.

I think it's so silly, all this. Making porn illegal. Just make it legal, who cares?

Why are some countries so strict about silly stuff?

It's harmful for mental health. I don't know. I've done OnlyFans. I feel fine. I'm completely normal.

I don't feel depressed and stuff just because I've done OnlyFans.

Maybe it's different for a man.

But I haven't actually done it with anyone.

I've only done it on my own and with love dolls. I was gonna do it with Crypts, but

Moon wouldn't be happy. Actually, Moon was mad because yesterday apparently Crypts was in the chat saying she was gonna fuck me. And then people were saying she— we were gonna get married or something.

Moon does not like Crypt.

Do you think Crypt's gonna come to the Kick stream?

I feel like the chat is way less toxic here than on YouTube, because on YouTube I've got all the haters on YouTube from,

I don't know, from the time when I was bigger and I had a lot of haters. I guess maybe they're too lazy to Make a Kick account.

I mean, it's been an hour on Kick and I haven't been triggered yet.

Crypt looks okay, I guess.

Um, maybe if she lost a bit of weight, like 10 kg,

I can upgrade her rate— upgrade her rating. By a few points.

I think Moon looks better in general.

Moon goes to the gym every day, so she's in shape.

Now you come back on Kick. Yep, here I am.

Best YouTuber on Kick.

What's Moon doing for a living? I don't know if I'm allowed to say. She asked me to keep her secret for like personal details, but she says she doesn't make much money because in Russia they don't get paid a lot.

I think the pay in Russia is very low, like $5 an hour or something.

When will we meet? So she's applying for the international passport. I don't know why they call it an international passport. Do they have a domestic passport in Russia? Yeah, she's Russian. So she's applied for the international passport and they said, They're very busy, so it could take a while. Said maybe end of July. And then she's got

to apply for a visa to come to the UK, and that could take, I don't know,

months. So I thought, why don't she— why don't we just meet in Thailand? Because Russian people don't need a visa to go to Thailand. Because if I sell my car, It will be hard to do stuff here. If she comes here, I have to drive to Heathrow Airport. It will take 5 hours of driving and then 5

hours back. It'll be like a 10 to 11 hour drive there and back.

So if I sell my car, I don't know how I'm going to— I have to like book her a taxi. A taxi is like £400 from Heathrow to here.

So it might just be easier if we meet in Thailand and we skip the UK unless I keep my car for a bit longer. Although it doesn't seem like she'll be able to get here before August.

And I'm kind of thinking of moving to Thailand again back in— I mean, I'm moving— thinking of moving back to Thailand in Maybe November.

So I'm not sure how the plans are going to go. I could sell my car now for 5K, get ripped off.

I got a lot of comments on that little video I put up. Not going to follow you to Kick, sorry. You'll be back in 3 days because nobody's gonna bother watching you there. Uh, got 160 viewers already actually. The thing I don't like about this Kick dashboard is the auto— the preview thing keeps automatically playing. How do

I get rid of that?

Stream preview. Maybe I'll close that. I can't close it.

I press pause so my face isn't moving and then it unpauses itself.

I'll never watch Kick, Peter Berry says. My problem with Kick— nobody cares about Kick.

I mean, if it means the annoying people don't follow me here, then good riddance.

Make Moon prove her identity to you. No, I trust that. We've been talking since 2020.

She's been watching since

2018. When I was in South Korea after I got divorced, she wanted to come and see me in South Korea, but I said no because I was kind of depressed.

Too busy with prostitutes. Yeah, I said no. And then I went back to the UK and then Mila came. So Timing didn't really work.

Yeah, I've seen her pictures,

so I believe it's her.

I think if I met her in South Korea, might not have been able to meet Mila. So I don't know what would have happened to the timeline if I met her instead. I was gonna meet that Swedish girl, Shin, remember? And then Mila came in out of nowhere,

swooped in.

Is Moon blonde? No, she's like kind of mixed with some ethnic group. So she's— don't know how to describe it. Not blonde though.

Um, moving to Russia. How would I do YouTube in Russia? And what about my gay OnlyFans? I get in trouble.

And also, they don't have PayPal in Russia. It's banned, isn't it? I think— isn't YouTube and PayPal banned? So many things are banned there. It'll be hard.

Yeah, it's hard to do gay stuff unless it's like a Western country or Thailand, maybe.

But then even Thailand seems to be anti-porn, even though a lot of Thai porn exists.

What, my credit card and debit cards won't work there either? Jesus. Yeah, it sounds like it'd be kind of hard to survive there.

Too many restrictions.

I'd also be kind of scared to go to Russia, to be honest.

I'd probably rather meet in Thailand.

Oops. Wonder if Blood Bucket still watches. No, I don't think so. She was in the chat a couple weeks ago and I was explaining to her everything that happened.

She says the time difference is too hard, but if I'm back in Thailand or Japan and she still doesn't watch, then

I'm pretty sure she was watching when I was in the UK before Thailand.

Do you think she's upset because I made that video saying we slept together?

I can't believe you'd rather have sex with Blood Bucket than Faster. Yeah, it was crazy though,

because

I was so bored sexually in Thailand. And then when I did it with Blood Bucket, it felt so good. Like it felt messed up and weird, which made it feel even better.

I'm getting hard thinking about it already. You know, I never jerk off to Faster.

I don't know why. There's, there's like zero sexual lust when I think of Fasta. But when I think of Fasta, I feel sad. Like, I miss— I miss her little quirks and personality and like the way she speaks. But when I'm horny, I never think of her.

Dried up? Trust me, it was not dry. It was wet as a fish. Yeah, I really do miss Fasta, but not in like a sexual weird way. I thought she was really sweet and cute in the way, like, her mannerisms and speech was really cute.

I like that.

Would I get back together with her? Uh, I don't know, because I would have to be willing to say goodbye to my sex life or cheat again. And she would never trust me, would she? I do miss her, but— oh God, I would just be lusting after other women all the time because I'd be so sexually unsatisfied.

I don't know, maybe,

maybe if it's been a while, then sex would be good again. But then it'll get boring again, won't it?

Men are weird because you get bored. With the same woman after a while.

Hmm. I don't want an open relationship,

but I can't stop. I mean, if there's like a girl who wants to have sex, I can't stop myself. And then I end up, I end up feeling sad afterwards because then I lose my, I lose my long-term relationship. Like, I lost Chihiro and I lost Faster now,

but I couldn't resist when there's other girls who are just offering it easily like Sunny did.

I get too horny.

But then I end up depressed because the short-term fun sex thing ends, and then I've just sacrificed the long-term nice relationship.

And then I feel sad because it's gone. But then I wasn't very happy with Vassa. We did fight a lot, and I was grumpy all the time, and I didn't really treat her like I would treat a girl that I was really into.

I just, I felt fed up all the time.

Usually when you're with a girl you really like, you try and impress her and you, you, you make extra effort and you feel excited to be around. I didn't feel any of that with Vasta. I just felt like She's kind of funny. She's sweet when she does this.

You get bored too quickly. Yeah, that is a problem.

Even with Mila, I got bored.

I also get bored being stuck in the same place. And usually when you're in a relationship, you have to stay in the same place. Because they are, you know, maybe something would be interesting if I could get a girlfriend where she's as free as I am. Like no job, no family. She can move as freely as I

can move. Well, I mean, I can't move very freely now because I'm tied down with a house and a car, which is why I'm a bit miserable because I feel like I've lost my freedom. It's weird. You think getting a car would give you freedom because now you can go anywhere you want. But I don't go anywhere

anyway, and it's actually making me less free having the car.

How can you get bored of me? Because we didn't do anything. We ended up just not going anywhere. The excitement went. She started to hate YouTube as well, so we couldn't do content together or stream together because she hated YouTube now, just like Sunny did.

And it was winter, so everywhere was cold and horrible. So we didn't plan to do anything apart from just sit in my apartment. And then she got a job at some warehouse and I was just miserable, stuck in Rotterdam doing my streaming. And I was scared to go outside. I was so scared to go outside after I

got beaten up.

I just never wanted to go out anymore. I got attacked on the street by this guy yelling at me. Over something I didn't even do.

I became a bit depressed. I wanted to leave, to be honest. I would have liked it if— it just wouldn't work because then I'd have to like drag Mila around everywhere where I go, and she was broke, so I'd have to pay for everything,

and she didn't want to make content. Sorry, it's just— it had to end, unfortunately.

He didn't really beat you up? Um, he grabbed me like that and he was pushing me like this, and then he kicked— he kicked my leg from behind and pushed me down to the ground.

So I guess it's not like a beating, it's like being shoved about.

I'm pretty sure I didn't kick anything off the bridge. It was a pretty wide bridge with railings and like a curb, and it's not like there were just stones all over it. Maybe there were like tiny little specks of

asphalt or whatever they use, like gravel.

I don't see how I could have accidentally kicked a stone off the bridge and it hit his car.

Did he really think I was standing on the bridge throwing stones off it at cars?

Do I look like the kind of person who would do that? I look like a very respectable A university student who works hard.

I gave him €20 cash and he tutted at me and drove off. He was like— made this snarling face at me.

I mean, I said sorry even though I didn't do anything wrong. It's the most I can do.

Yeah, he followed me in his car. He got back in his car and I started walking back to my house, and then he was following me in his car with the window down and he was filming me on his camera on his phone.

So I didn't know what to do. I thought he was going to follow me home so he knows where I live.

And then if I reported him to the police, nothing would have happened. What am I going to say? A brown man attacked me.

There's like a million brown men there.

And then even if he got in trouble with the police, then he would know it was me, and then he might see me again and beat me up for real. What if he lives on the street?

God, Rotterdam's a horrible place. Not a nice place to live.

Too many cyclists everywhere as well.

Mila would just casually say something like, oh, someone got raped in the park a month ago. And I was like, oh wow,

what a great place to live.

Why are we living here? We could— I had YouTube money back then. We could have gone anywhere in the world. Why are we here? Because of your grandmother, something, something.

We could have just— I wasn't even banned on Airbnb at that point. We could have booked a nice Airbnb in the countryside, border of France or Germany. But no, she didn't want to live with me. She wants to, like, stay with her grandmother and see me a couple of times a week. Why does it sound like Sunny

all over again where they don't want to commit to being with me? They've got their family or something preventing them from committing to me.

Someone rides a motorbike.

I can't get away from these motorbikes, can I?

It's like everywhere I go I get followed by motorbikes. At least he doesn't rev it outside.

Maybe I get a motorbike instead of a car.

The weather's so nice today. 25 degrees, clear skies. I did my laundry, it dried instantly.

My grandmother died when I was, I think, 12.

I wasn't even sad when she died.

It's weird that I didn't seem to be sad at all.

Used to go over to her house every Sunday for tea and cake. My dad would chat with her for hours and hours, and then me and my sister would, would pack toys so we had something to do. We'd bring Game Boys,

Lego. My grandmother had jigsaw puzzles as well. We'd do those, and then she would make these cupcakes with a little cherry on top.

And my step-granddad was there,

Tom. I wish I shut the window now.

Yeah, I had a step-granddad because my grandmother left my granddad because he was abusive, and then she lived with this guy called Tom in a retirement home.

Oh God, I wish I shut the window. I hear the motorbike. If I go up to the window, they'll see me shut it and they'll be like, whoops, sorry.

Why is he revving that outside?

I just had to jinx it, didn't I? I said at least he doesn't rev it outside, and now he's revving it outside.

I don't understand why men like revving loud engines. He turned it off.

I don't know if that's the guy who I talked about earlier, the car dealership guy.

He probably thinks it's funny I drive an electric car, like it's not cool. Everybody thinks, oh, you're Asian, how come you don't have a A Japanese drifting car like a Nissan or Mazda.

Where's the view counter? Isn't it at the top left?

Yeah, I don't know what to do with my car now. I thought I could get 8K for it, but now I'm being offered 5K. And I feel like even if I take it to a dealership, they probably offer 5K as well. Because how is a real-life dealership different to an online dealership? They're still the same people, aren't

they, trying to run a business?

Where's Mum's debt? I forgot to write it for my Kick stream setup. I forgot. Whoops, no more Mum's debt.

Yeah, when are they gonna get ads on Kick? Because would I get the KPP plus ads?

Oh, what?

So someone donated $1, but it doesn't pop up on the stream.

Why? Why not? It says 5:04. That was an hour ago.

I don't know how to get the PayPal donos to pop up on the stream.

Says my PayPal's

connected. Tip history, no tip history.

Where is the tipping?

There's no Kevin. Bloody Kevin. I haven't done text-to-speech.

Um, wish I set this up before going live. How do I do text-to-speech? Oh,

$1 enabled.

This is a test donation for $85.

Um, okay,

change the voice.

Oh, English India. Save.

This is a test donation for $11. Yeah, thanks, Kevin.

So generous.

But for some reason, when I get actual donos, it's not popping up,

and I don't know why.

Be more enthusiastic. Well, I'm an ASMR soft-spoken streamer. That's my best quality apparently, that my voice is nice. People don't like it when I start shouting. Like when I was getting excited about stocks, people were clicking off it.

Yeah, I really don't know how to make it so the donos pop up.

Hmm, alert box.

What about stocks today? I'm in a short, but it's going to be like a multi-day short, so it's not really a day trade.

A multi-day trade.

I'm up 666.

I don't understand why the PayPals are not connected to the Kick thing.

What's my PayPal address?

Yeah, I put that address linked to Streamlabs.

What's for dinner? I've got pork belly. I might have rice instead of potatoes. Getting sick and tired of potatoes every day.

There was a guy on Fish Tank just like you. What is Fish Tank? Is it like Shark Tank?

I really need to fix the donos, otherwise no one's gonna dono. How do I do it?

Tipping. PayPal connected.

It should be streamlabs.com/hidingmyroom/tip.

I bet it's sending it to my YouTube channel, not my Kick channel.

I don't know why they're separate. I need like a new link for the Kick.

Oh, what's that Botrix thing as well?

I need to stop that. I haven't logged into Botrix in years.

Log in with

Kick.

No, there's no built-in dono thing on Kick.

Like, I don't know, Super Kicks. The only dono is with PayPal. I don't know why they don't make a dono thing.

Oh, there's subscriptions. So you subscribe for a month and I get $5.

Oh, there's a chatbot. Timers. If we delete that chatbot.

Ah, confusing.

Don't you have to pay mum back? Maybe.

Could do.

Is Kick his new platform? Um, if I make more money on it.

Gonna have to wait and see. Apparently I can make $10 an hour. Yeah, I got partnered. I'm a partner now. Stream on both? They say if I only stream on Kick, I make double the money. They said I can stream on both, but if I only stream on Kick, I'll make double.

So that's enticing.

Oh, I don't know how to figure out the PayPal.

We can't sub yet. How come? Do I not have a sub button?

I'm pretty sure people were subbing to me before.

No, following is not the same as subbing. Subbing is $5 a month.

Yeah, there's just a follow button. That's weird. Why would my sub button be gone?

You need to fulfill 75 followers and streaming for— oh, hang with my community, stream for 5 hours. I've only done 2 out of 5 hours. Oh yeah, once you achieve creator status, your subscriptions will be enabled via revenue page. So I've got to wait 3 hours of streaming.

How many followers I've got? About 600.

639. Yeah, I don't know how to see the donos.

Um, edit panels.

Oh, what?

I think that person was donating to the wrong link. Where did you donate to, the Streamlabs link or the Botrix link?

You sent me a message on Discord. Where?

If you earn £10 now, would I stream all day? Yeah, stream from waking up until I go to sleep, until I get bored or fed up with it. I might need a day or two break. Why am I not streaming on YouTube? Because apparently you can make more on Kick, is what I've been told.

But I can't do sleep streams. They said not allowed.

Otherwise people would just leave the stream on and sleep, and then Kick are paying for what? Nothing.

I must be present and entertain my viewers.

So I would have to do just videos for YouTube and then stream on Kick, I guess.

How it works out. Wow, look at my wallpaper!

She's so sexy,

my new girlfriend.

I have become a gooner, not even ashamed. Now every time I unlock my phone, I feel happiness.

Upload the VOD to YouTube. Yeah, I could actually. I just download the whole thing, upload it for the people who don't want to come to Kick. Or I just get— what if I get an editor? Or I do it myself. I edit the best parts of the stream of me doing nothing for 8 hours. I think the

only best parts of streams when I cook. That's my favorite part of the stream.

I know CDawgVA just uploads the entire VOD to his VOD channel and then he has a clip channel.

Maybe I'll do it on the second channel. I don't know, could make $5, $10 for the VOD.

I would do highlights as well, it's just there's nothing to highlight. Highlight of what? Of me rambling?

You know, like if I rambled about something interesting, I would rather just make a video about the topic I rambled about because I think a video would be better than just some highlight clip. Like if I did some amazing talk about my car, I would just make a video, to be honest, a proper video if I thought

it was interesting enough.

My recent videos, the CPM has been so good. These 15-minute-long videos where I just talk on and on, people are really loving it. They get like 7-8 minutes of watch time. The CPM is like $7. No, the CPM is like $15. $7 RPM.

So for 3K views, I make nearly $25, $30. All I gotta do is talk for 15 minutes consistent, non-stop, not about sex, girls, or cheating, some kind of financially driven topic like debt or my plans even. It'll get $7 RPM.

Weather's really hot in Kent. Yeah, I know, it's been boiling. It's like being in Thailand again. I've still got 2 shirts on though, so it's not that hot. I was gonna do an OnlyFans in the conservatory since it was nice and warm, but then all these flies come in.

Imagine doing OnlyFans, like flies landing on my oiled up butt.

I still feel cold, to be honest. Not hot enough to only wear one shirt.

It needs to be 30 degrees for me to take off—

to only have one shirt on.

I don't have AC.

Oh, damn it. I'm getting donos, but they're not popping up on the thingy. I got $3 just now. I feel bad.

Uh, how am I gonna fix this?

Thanks for the dono.

Use Kickbot? I'm using Streamlabs. What is Kickbot?

Is it on Streamlabs?

Kickbot.

So I sign in. Do I have to make an account?

I thought I'd just do what I do on YouTube and it'll be the same.

I think I have to make an account. Okay, sign up.

I already signed up. What?

Password must be 8 characters long. It is. And have 1 number. It does.

Does the number not count as a character?

I hate it when they don't just let me do whatever password I want.

Okay,

bet there's some hot girls walking around in Plymouth. You gotta go to the cities or the towns to get the girls, not in the middle of nowhere.

Verify your email. I didn't get an email.

Where's the email?

Oh, I did my email wrong. I put gmail.com. Gmail.com.

Okay,

verify.

Link new account. Enter invite code. Before getting started, you must link your Kick channel.

Connect Kick.

Allow access.

Continue. Add Kickbot as moderator.

How do I do that? I feel like such a boomer.

Is it mod kickbot?

No. Mod kickbot. Kickbot was not found.

@Kickbot.

Kickbot is not moderator. Search bar.

I don't understand.

Mod actions.

No,

I thought it'd be forward slash mod.

But there's no kickbot in the chat.

@kickbot. Nothing comes up.

Through the admin panel, where's that?

Oh,

getting tired.

Um, settings,

channel chat roles, channel moderators.

Oh, Kickbot. I found it. Add. Okay,

done. Okay, so what we got here?

Getting started.

I've added it as a mod. Yeah, I got KCIP today.

Um, what do I do? Overview.

Go to dashboard. I did a test dono.

Were you Mika?

Wait, don't do it yet. I need to set up this Kickbot thing. Text-to-speech tipping. Get started.

Am I 35 or 36? I'm 36. I got connect Stripe.

What about PayPal?

Oh, I already have a Stripe.

Yeah, I was getting payments from Stripe because I had one sub for a while. I think it was Zaddy.

So if they don't, I will go into my Stripe.

Verify your identity. Do I have to do that?

I've got to scan a QR code. Oh my God, why is everything so hard?

I've gotta take a photo of my passport.

Submit photo.

Wait, why is it asking me to add my bank account? I thought I've already done this.

Daniel Lord. Oh, add my Revolut.

59.

What's the big news? They're only offering me 5K for my car.

And I got partnership on Kick. That's it, really.

Not that big, I guess. Okay, earnings. Okay, my Stripe is connected. Tipping enabled.

Minimum amount, $1.

Custom message. Manage voices. There's 70 TTS voices.

Tip page URL. Oh, okay, here we go.

Um, um,

no, not that one.

Where's the thing with my dono link?

Kickbot.com tips hiding my room update.

We should do a test first if it actually works. How do I test it? You got the widget,

copy widget. Browser source.

So I put add browser source.

I think I nearly got it, guys.

Okay, how do I do a test? Payout settings, moderation.

So what if you want to dono? You got to do it through Stripe. What? Can't I do PayPal?

I mean, that's the link.

How do other streamers do it?

Did you not get my $5?

I got— yeah, I did, thanks, but I, I don't know how to get it to pop up on the stream.

Don't treat donos with n-word like you do on YouTube. Kick bans quick. Oh, I mean, I skip them pretty quickly on YouTube.

Tipping.

I guess Kick's gotten stricter.

I don't know how to do a test.

Send test tips without actually spending money. How?

Test mode is active.

Sefsefsif just tipped $3. Shregsefs. Was that me? What was that? Oh, test.

Oh, was that you or was it me? Who did that test? Oh, you did it. Well, how come you guys can do the test? That's weird.

Yeah, I think you guys can choose the voice as well. Should I put the minimum payment lower?

Preset amounts: 1, 5, and 10. 1, 3, and 5, and 10. Kusinta just tipped $3. This is a second test.

Is there no, like, thing? Like a popup? Black Negroids just tipped $3. I love when black people eat my ass. How do I skip that? How do

I— wait, how do I turn the testing off now?

Test mode off.

Am I gonna get in trouble? Banned on day one.

I hate the Gruiz. Just tipped $3. Niggas are— no,

how do I stop that?

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Moderation. Bad word filter. What is Zalgo filter?

Oh, I gotta put the N-word in the banned words.

Oh God, why is this one stupid word like the Voldemort of streamers? I gotta put every variation I can think of.

I mean, if they didn't try and make it seem like such a bad word, people wouldn't spam it all the time.

Delete any message that matches regex. Regex, what is that?

Stop trying to get me banned already.

Wasn't even real money, it was a test thing. Bad word filter.

AI content filter, custom bad words.

Oh, what? The post office gave me a credit card. But they said I was rejected. Starting credit limit £750. Activate your card. Wow, I got another credit card. I got £750 on Post Office. I got another £1,500 credit on another website.

But they said I'm not approved and now they gave me account. That's weird.

Max it out already. It's really annoying. How do I get the PayPal donos to pop up? Not everyone's gonna want to do this, uh, Kickbot thing.

Well, the Kickbot thing works, doesn't it?

If someone wants to do an actual dono,

the problem is I don't know how to skip it. How do you skip it?

Whoops. This is a test donation for $22.

That's what's supposed to happen when you do a PayPal, but it doesn't.

That was real. What was?

Earning payout earnings. It says zero.

How do I know if it's real or not?

Oh God, this is confusing. Trying to do something new.

Kevin, how's your mum doing, Dan? Good old Kevin.

I don't understand why I can't get Streamlabs to show my

PayPal tips.

streamlabs.com/ihmyroom/tip.

How come you get more viewers on Kick than YouTube? Yeah, I don't know.

I never get this many viewers on YouTube

unless I had viewers on Kick from when I sniped Ice and they just recently popped on.

Botting? Oh.

Why would Kick bot my stream?

Hmm, I've got a bunch of donos, but I can't play them.

Oh,

I bet they're on my YouTube Streamlabs.

Now you need good content in Devon. That's gonna be tough.

We gotta book that ticket to Thailand.

Okay, so I've gone to— where is it— recent events.

Yeah, yeah, they're showing up on my, my YouTube Streamlabs. $5 from Kusinta Test.

Oh, I bet I know how to make it work.

Um, wait, I got an idea. I copy this widget. Oh my God, I'm a genius. I, I get rid of the Kickbot thingy. Where's the alert box? No, browser source.

I put Streamlabs thingy instead.

Okay, now I redo the donut I got. If this works, I'm a genius.

Recent events. Come on, work, work, work. Please, please.

Yes! I'm a fucking genius. Yes, I am a fucking genius. Don't ever let it not be said. Sometimes My genius scares me. So I'm gonna play the donuts. Thank you, Kusinta, of $5.

Fucking genius.

And then I got a

$3

test donation for $3. And I got one from Broker.

Yeah, don't do the kickbot thing because I can't skip the N-words. You think a Peugeot e-208 Premium Allure mid-spec 2022 model with no structural damage with only 30,000 miles is only going to get 5K? What world are you living on, you moron? Shut up. I got scammed.

Okay, so here's the— wait, there's one more dono.

Oh wow, thanks so much.

Oh, I got censored.

I wonder why that word's getting censored. Okay, so what I do is let me think, let me think, let me think. Um, tipping.

What was that?

Yeah, okay, so use this link.

Use the Streamlabs link and then update.

Yeah, use this one, the same one from YouTube. It would work now. Am I exclusive to Kick now? Well, I'll have to see how much money I'm gonna make after today's stream, and then I'll have to calculate it. So what I did was instead of using the alert box, I used the browser source, and then I copy

and pasted the widget code our URL into the browser source. Yeah, we got donos back. We're back in business.

If you make less, wouldn't it still make sense to stream on both? Well, they said if I stream only on Kick, I'll make double. Per hour. Yeah, I think we've got it all set up. We've got text-to-speech, we've got dono thingy, got the link.

Uh, yeah, the link works now. Oh, my balls hurt. I was shaving my butt area and it started bleeding for some reason because I think my shaver's kind of old. So with the thicker strands of hair of the pubes, it gets stuck and like rips out. And then it was bleeding under my ball bag. It kind of

hurt.

It's hard getting the hair out that area.

Kick should pay way more. Yeah, I hope so.

I saw Asmongold. He showed how much he made in a month on Twitch, and then he made more on Kick in just a couple days.

Yeah, I'm not multi-streaming because I want to get the double payments.

He gets boosted. Well, yeah, I guess so.

I can't believe I've been using the same shaver since 2019. It works on my face, but with the bum hair, which are thicker hairs, sometimes they get stuck and they get yanked out instead of shaved off. I don't know why it bleeds though, because just pulling a hair out is not going to make you bleed, is it?

Maybe I need a better shaver. My bum looks way nicer when I shave it though.

The gays are going to love it. Although my OnlyFans is kind of dying recently.

Yeah, maybe I'll get rid of the censored words

on Streamlabs. Where is it?

I think moderation is on.

Replace bad words with apostrophes. Enable standard bad word list.

Oh wait, how do I

This is a test donation of $48. Wait, I can't— the skip button doesn't work.

Was that a real dono?

Um, oh.

No.

I don't know, I'm getting confused.

Like if I want to quickly skip it or mute it, how do I do that?

No, not that one. Fuck off, Kevin. Tipping.

This is a test donation for $68.

What is it? Oh, I've got too many tabs of Streamlabs open.

This is a test donation for $15.

Put Kickbot donation link, but I want to use the Streamlabs one. I don't like Kickbot.

But I can't,

I can't seem to skip the dono if it's a bad word.

This is a donation for $7. I can hide it.

Put mod level to low. What, on Kick?

Carrie got modded.

Oh, her message got deleted. I thought you meant she became a mod, even though I didn't mod anyone. Why did it get modded? What did you type?

Why has it suddenly gotten strict? Oh my god, annoying.

Oh, it's the Kickbot moderator. This is a test donation for $3.

Was that me? I didn't press a dono. Was that real?

It is the Kickbot thing.

Um, where's the Kickbok page?

I'm getting a headache.

Settings, channel, community.

No, chat.

I forgot how to get to the, the mod page.

Oh my fucking God. Hmm,

was it roles? Oh, channel moderators, bot rix and kick bot remove. Okay, I'll remove Kickbot and Botrix.

Oh God, this is frustrating. Everything was so easy on YouTube.

I don't know why the alert box doesn't work when I get a dono.

And I have to stream for another 2 hours and 20 minutes until I get my sub button.

Weird.

I wish I could see how many viewers I actually have. I don't believe I've got 167. What if it's just like 50? Kickbot deleted a message. Here's loads. I wonder what you were saying.

Oh well, I guess they're not gonna pay me more for the fake viewers, aren't they?

So what, do you think I've only got 100 viewers then?

50 viewers, maybe.

Yeah, it would make no sense that everyone came, plus more people than I usually get.

Well, tomorrow will be fun when I find out how much I made.

I turned the auto mod off.

Well, I said it's a minimal. Should I just turn it off completely?

Unfiltered. I put unfiltered.

Well, it says the stream has only got 386 views.

Usually by the time I end the stream on YouTube, it's gotten about 1,800 views or 2,000. You can kind of tell how many viewers you have by how many total views you've got.

Okay,

I think that's fine.

I want to make dinner. What time is it? 7 PM.

Oh wait, the Kevin was a real donation. The $3 one. Thanks so much.

No, the $60 ones weren't. Those were tests.

Yeah, if I make more money on this Kick stream than my YouTubes, I will not—

yeah, I would be pissed that I didn't do it earlier.

Very

Yeah, even $10 an hour, because if I stream 7 or 8 hours, that's like $80. I don't think I make $80 on YouTube. Maybe if I get a lot of donos, I might make nearly $80. Still smart if you go to the UK. Yeah, I mean Thailand. Yeah, if I'm gonna do streaming,

UK is probably not a good place to be.

Well, I don't jinx it. I might just make $30 and then it's not worth it.

I added Kerry B as moderator. Hopefully it's the actual real Kerry B, not an imposter.

I always get too excited about things And then I get disappointed, like with the car. I thought I was going to get $8K. $5K?

For $5K, it's not worth selling. Might as well just have it as my car in the UK. Now I don't know. I mean, what if I do what Ice does and have like a house I rent and then go on content stream travels around the world? Why do I— I kind of want to move to Thailand, though.

I feel like I want to move to Thailand, not just go there for a few months. That's more interesting. It's more exciting.

Leave the car at my mum's house. Yeah.

But I mean, $5K. What if I just give the car? I mean, basically my mum owns the car because she's paid more of it. I give the car to my mum, I wipe out $10K of money I owe her. It's hers now. She owns like 2/3 equity in the car, doesn't she?

I can't believe the stupid CarWow people only offered me $5K.

Congratulations, you've got new highest offer, $5,155. You've got 17 hours to review it. Can I do a counteroffer?

I want 6K.

No, I feel scared trying to sell it privately. What if like a bunch of chavs show up and like, oh, give us a test ride, we're just going around the block, mate,

and then they never come back? Or I go with them and then, I don't know, they start doing donuts. I'd be scared.

Or they might try scam me like, oh, there's rust on the wheel, mate, take it down a thousand.

You know what British people are like, they got no shame.

A bunch of wheeler dealers.

They would say anything to try and get it cheaper, wouldn't they? I don't trust these people.

If my girlfriend gives you a blowie, can you take it down 2K? Half price if I can fuck your girlfriend. How about that? In the backseat.

Raw. Deal or no deal? And film it so I can put it on OnlyFans.

Fucking my car buyer's girlfriend in the backseat. That'll be content.

It depends if I can make the money back with the video.

How many followers do I have now? We've got 649,

and my short trade is up.

£7.34. Market's not pumping since it's closed in America.

It says total paid streams, 1.

Amount zero. Status running.

Hmm, I wonder how much it's gonna be. I'm excited. Hundred dollars a day. I make three k a month. That'd be cool.

Goodbye, YouTube.

Okay, so

if I don't sell the car, I don't have the money to apply for the DTV visa. I can't get the ball rolling.

Or I max out my credit card, take it all out. That's $7K plus my stock money. I sell all my stock money. $4K, $4.5K. I got $11K. I print screen the statement. Showing I've got 500,000 baht. I apply for DTV. I put the credit card money back into the credit card to avoid interest. I pay the £150

fee for the credit card. Um, the risk is I don't get the visa and I've just blown £450 because the fee to take out credit card money is £150 for 7K, and then the fee for the visa is £300.

And if I get rejected, I don't get the money back.

And then if I apply again, that's another $450. Well, I don't have to withdraw the money again because I've already got the statement. Oh God, what do we do?

I also don't want to sell my stocks yet,

although I could sell them and then put them straight back in again. Just because I said it now doesn't mean I can't just jump right back in.

I need to like really research how to apply for this DTV visa to make sure it goes smoothly

because I could probably apply for the DTV visa without selling the car.

Can I send £7,000 to myself using Wise?

7,000. It says it will cost £159 in fees. How much credit do I have?

I could do it tomorrow.

My credit card has 6,500 available.

6,500

plus 4,300 plus 200, I got 11K. I don't have enough money.

Oh my god, I still don't have enough.

I need to sell the car.

500,000 baht in pounds is £11,325.

I need like an extra couple thousand.

Maybe I'll just sell it for 5K.

I feel like I'm getting ripped off. To get the DTV visa, I need to have 500,000 Thai baht in my bank account.

Tricky. I'm gonna probably have to get ripped off on my car. Let me ask AI.

Go as a tourist for 90 days. No, I want to move to Thailand completely. Did I reach out to Kick? Yeah, I messaged them and they gave me partnership. Carwow offered me £5,100 for my Peugeot e-208 that has a lot of scratches and one dent. 2022 model, 31,000 miles. Seems a bit low.

Yeah, even Copilot says sounds a bit low, low side for a 2022 Peugeot with 31 miles,

31,000. Try private sale or listing on AutoTrader. Maybe I'll try AutoTrader. I've got to take the photos again.

But don't I have the photo somewhere? Because it's not saved on my phone.

Can't they just relist it? Maybe I'll get more if they do the auction again.

Why doesn't the photo save to my phone when I took the photos?

View your listing. Oh, if I view the listing,

should I decline the offer?

Offer is too low.

I declined it.

Do it again.

Oh, the photos are on the listing. I can download them, probably. Save image.

I'll just download all the photos. I could put it on to— holy shit, I forgot I got my nudes.

Yeah, I'll just download all the photos and then I'll— damn, my photos look damn good. Holy shit, my car looks good. I don't want to sell it because I had it washed recently.

I had it washed. It looks shiny, sparkly clean, and the weather's really nice, so the colors really popped. My car looks fucking good.

I'm like torn between I love my car, but I kind of want to go to Thailand.

I don't know what to do now.

My car does look nice.

I'll never get a nice car like that

again because I'm not blowing another 15K on a car.

Save image.

I am torn.

I worked hard to get this car and then to sell it for just 5K.

Oh, I just don't know what to do anymore. I feel like Thailand is calling me. But then I like my house and I like my car. Maybe I should just do a winter trip.

I don't know,

winter trip and then back here,

or try set it on auto trader.

Oh, I just don't know.

I do like my car.

I do like my house.

Oh my God, I'm going crazy.

The problem

is I can't get the 5-year visas without selling the car. Even the DTV visa needs £11,000.

Yeah, I don't think I've got enough even if I max out my credit card.

The car looks nice.

Well, yeah, I wouldn't go in the summer. It would be winter if I was going to go. But then I've got to sell the car if I want to get a 5-year visa.

If I do a winter trip, I'd be paying for Thailand life and still paying for rent and stuff here. And then I've got to come back here, don't I?

The only thing I would save is electricity, so I won't be using the heating.

He must sit at $50 to $60.

What, dollars?

Some streamers showed his KCIP to say showing $33 per hour and he has 200 viewers. Damn, 33 an hour. I'd just stream all day

because nothing else would be worth doing.

50, 60 per hour? I thought you meant for the whole time.

I would be happy if I got 60 for the whole stream.

Yeah, I don't know what to do. Oh my God.

I mean, if I get kicked out, I would definitely go to Thailand. And take the 5K for the car.

I forgot to do dumbbells yesterday, didn't I? I was too tired from all the potato madness.

Okay, CIP is not gonna run forever.

Yeah, that's what I thought. What if it's coming to an end just as I joined?

Another full year. How much do you think they'll pay for ads? Same as YouTube?

Back to YouTube in a year then,

because I, I don't know, I don't really get that many Super Chats, to be honest. Some streams I don't even get one Super Chat, and then some streams I get maybe 2 or 3.

It's probably all the scratches on my car. Maybe if I get it fixed up, I can get a better price to sell it for.

Do you think it's worth me paying out my pocket to get the car fixed up to get a better sale price?

There's glue residue stuck to it from the sellotape that I put on it.

Maybe we gotta look up like a body repair shop.

Send me photos.

Are you on the Discord?

They're just, they're just like little scrapes and scratches, and then on the wheels there's some scratches.

Copilot said it should cost maybe £400, £500 to fix it. It's also got a little dent. I drove it into a wall. I got stuck in this really tight corner. So it was like a space and it was like a very small lane with houses on the right with no space and like a parking space. I tried

to reverse park into it. I got the car into the space and so I went like that. And now I want to drive out to the right, but there's not enough space to do like a tight right turn without the car hitting the corner of the wall. And there was no room to drive forwards to give myself

space.

And I was doing like the Austin Powers thing, going backwards and forwards. And then the car was getting closer and closer to the corner of the wall. And then because the floor was kind of sloped, the car just leaned into the corner, pushed into the door, dented it.

I crushed all of the weeds and stuff that were in the parking spot. I must have looked like such an idiot. God, it was embarrassing. I hope no one saw me. It looks so silly.

I think I reversed into the space too late, not giving me enough space to my right side to do a sharp right turn out of the corner.

I felt so stupid because, oh my God, I went to this house viewing and there was like a small lane going up to the house and nowhere to turn the car around. But I drove my car into the lane and the road was a bit busy, so I was scared to back out into the road. So I

drove further up the lane and tried to do a U-turn in this little parking space. And then there's all this space on the road before getting to the house. I could have just parked on the curb like the real estate agent did.

It felt so stupid. And then I didn't even get the house anyway. The house was taken off the market the next day. I didn't want it because it was pretty ugly. It was an ugly little house. So I damaged my car for nothing.

No, I wouldn't do Ice's stream thingy.

I wouldn't go all the way to America and then put myself through some kind of horrible experience, I wouldn't feel like it was worth it.

What's OceanGate? Hmm.

Wait, how am I going to do my thing where I read the chat on my phone? Do I need to download the Kick app? Maybe I

should.

Hardly anyone talking now. The thing is, I get a lot of viewers that fall asleep when they watch my stream.

So it gets very quiet

after a few hours.

And also, once I've talked about my main events, the chat kind of dies.

A lot of people seem to fall asleep.

They don't like it when I yell.

It's time. Okay, we're gonna do Cooking with Daniel now. I've got the chat on my phone. I do kind of like the green on black kind of look. Looks cool.

Okay, yeah, I mean, there's no way I've got 180 viewers. How?

Definitely bots.

See if my camera works.

Okay, yeah, I've been barefoot today because it's so warm.

Testing POV camera, testing.

Yeah, this Kick dashboard looks cool. I like this. Look, I'm a partner.

Partner income.

Why don't I do gaming streams? Because people leave when I game. I was doing some Mario Kart World when I got my Switch. I got the new Mortal Kombat.

Well, it's not new, it's the newest. My stocks, I'm in a NASDAQ short,

but it's not moving anymore.

I think it's not moving because London closed and America wasn't open.

London closed at 4 PM, I think. And now it's 7 PM.

Yeah, when I game I get very quiet and people only watch to listen to me talk, not do anything else. And I suck at gaming, by the way. Yeah, so the market's probably not going to move until 11 PM Asia open.

I think it's open now, it's just not moving because America is closed. Oh no, it's not open now. I wonder why it wasn't moving. Yeah, it's closed.

Interesting.

Ah, do you think I should just take the 5K for the car?

It's the only way I could get the, the TV visa or the Thai Elite visa.

Unfortunately, it's a couple thousand less than I was expecting. Anyone here want to buy it?

It's a famous car.

Wait for Kick earnings.

I mean, if I want to get more for the car, it's going to take work.

Work. It's going to require me to put in some effort and like shop around for a better buyer.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Said in person, private setting. But then, you know, I've got to show the car to people and they'll come around, they want to do a test drive. Oh God, I'd be scared. I mean, isn't it illegal if they drive my car and they're not insured? Technically.

Imagine me trying to sell a car. He's like, oh, so how long Since you replaced the left phalange, mate. I wouldn't know what he's saying. You think I know anything about cars? Oh, how, how many times has the hydraulic filters been replaced? I'll get my laundry. I'll be like, I don't know.

It's like a strange meaty smell. Suddenly reminded of Sunny. My back hurts. I didn't even do anything though.

There's like a smell of meat in the air.

Oh, why is my back hurt?

I think she smells like sausage rolls. Like, Ginster's sausage roll is what reminds me of her.

I don't know why she smells like that.

Makes him look like a praying mantis.

Yo, well, it's hot. Time to bring out the legs. Oh, I've got one on the pork belly.

Been sitting in the sun. I've got to cook all these today, by the way, because they actually went off 2 weeks ago. Holy shit, they expired on the 5th of June, but they've been frozen, so I'm hoping they're still good.

Where's my knife?

Um, why is my knife not here?

It's been frozen.

Yeah, doesn't smell. I think they're fine.

Oh, Chris. Christmas tree. Oh, how it looks with my Christmas tree.

I'm just going to chuck them in the air fryer. Can't be bothered messing about.

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.

Yeah, it feels like there's a very different vibe compared to YouTube. Like no one's trying to troll me.

Also, I don't recognize anyone from the YouTube chat.

Like, something feels different. Doesn't feel like home.

I'm pretty sure everyone here is from YouTube. Who here is not from YouTube is the question.

Why does my back hurt?

Really disappointed I only got 5K for the car. I can't believe it.

Yeah, all the trolls and like haters from YouTube are not here. It's weird, I haven't gotten triggered or angry once yet.

They will come. It's been 3 hours, they haven't come.

Feels weird not being trolling. Old. That's my whole experience on YouTube,

being— trying— people trying to trigger me all the time.

Okay, so what I'm gonna have with it, uh, rice. It's been a while since I've had rice. I've got a bag of potatoes. Uh, I feel really sick of potatoes.

Make some rice.

Oh

my God, it's been such a long time since I cooked rice. I can't find the No rice cup.

Oh,

there it is.

I don't know why my back hurts. I've just sat on a chair.

Yep, I'm back on Kick. Where's Ice? We're gonna snipe him. Is he in the UK again?

Do I know Cash Meow? I know of him.

I just remember Andy Milonakis was hating on him, calling him a liar. Apparently he lies about stuff.

What does he lie about?

Yeah, if I move to Thailand, I've got to get rid of my nice monitor and my nice car.

I wasn't even lifting yesterday or today, so I don't know why my back hurts. Maybe I sat on the chair in a weird way.

Switch 2, been playing Mario Kart on it. It's really nice. I like my Switch.

What streams can we expect in Thailand? Same as this but in my condo.

Maybe I'll do IRL if I get really bored.

My problem is

I feel like I need a new phone. I don't know if this phone will be good enough for IRL.

It's fine when it's linked to my laptop,

when it's just streaming the footage back to my laptop. I hate doing IRL. You'll walk here, walk there. Everyone thinks you're a weirdo walking around filming. I got attacked in Japan because I streamed in Japan outside. People don't like streamers. Recently there's like more and more stupid annoying people doing social media upsetting everyone. There's this guy, German

guy in Japan, he walks around with a big speaker and then he does a backflip.

The Sigma Boy guy, he's getting a lot of views and a lot of negative attention.

And then I saw this other guy called Jeremiah Miller. He had a viral clip. He, he rides on those hoverboard things in Japan and sings, and he's got like a microphone and speaker in his backpack. And this Japanese guy was rude to him and pushed him.

So I'm scared. I, I streamed outside last year in Japan and I had several scary situations. Japanese people were scary.

In Thailand feels a lot safer. Thai people are a lot nicer as long as you don't you know, be rude to them.

I've seen these clips of white guys, you know, acting pushy and rude, and then they get 5 Thai guys attack them, doing Muay Thai on them.

Thai guys don't hold back if you piss them off. But Japanese people, you don't even have to do anything to piss them off and they get in your face.

I didn't even do anything. I was just walking around like this, showing my camera around, and then the stupid kids thought I was creeping on them. They came up to me like, oi ryukkyuu omae! The stupid Yakuza talk. God, I was so scared. I had a feeling they were following me, and I hear, oi backpack! And I

was like, oh shit, they're calling me omae as well. Oi, oi, oh my, oi. They do that stupid nasal voice with the oi. Sounds so dumb. Oi, oi, oi, oi.

The cat's too big.

New platform, same stories. Yeah, for my new audience, I was married to a Japanese woman, but she cheated on me because she's evil.

We listened to this story 3 hours on loop. Yeah, I was so pissed off. Oh man, look away.

I should have knocked them all out. Fuck you talking to? I'm triple your age, boy. I'm level 30. 35,

36. I don't know if it's safe to lift weights today. My back does not feel very good.

I am level 36. I have double your power.

I used to think or wish that your age was like a level, like World of Warcraft levels, so I would be able to destroy any level 16s, but actually they would be bigger than me.

No, it's not weightlifting that's ruined my back. I didn't do anything yesterday. I don't know why it hurts today.

Cut some cabbage.

Cabbage done.

Cabbage lasted me a month.

Amazing power food. Vitamins, phosphate, everything you could want.

I guess Moon and Crips didn't make it. Where's AJ? Where my girls at?

Got cabbage. There's some

work. Yeah, there wasn't KCIP back when I tried it the first time, so I didn't see the point in doing it if I didn't make any money.

Hmm, what else can I have with it?

I got miso soup for ramen. Maybe it's weird though.

I got this miso ramen broth.

I don't know if it's still good.

Yeah, still good. I can dip my pork in it.

I should probably go to the supermarket.

I got no milk, I got no— nearly no salt, I got no garlic powder, I got no ketchup, I got no crisps, pot noodle.

Though I could probably hold out for another week without going

Okay, it will handle it to get it ready to sell.

Last time I left my house, probably nearly 3 weeks ago.

What is the big news? Um, I'm only being offered 5K for the car. I got a Kick partnership.

What else?

No, I don't go for walks.

I don't really know where to walk. I have my favorite place, but you gotta drive there.

I've only ever driven around where I've lived, not walked around it.

There's a really nice place called Kit Hill about 10 minutes drive away. I could spend hours there.

Yeah, it's great.

Yeah, I thought about going to the beach. There's a nice beach called Bude Beach, but the parking confuses me. You gotta pay for parking, but do I need Coins? I don't have coins.

Okay, I'm gonna blitz it max temperature to make it crispy.

People are so stupid. Love your streams and now I can no longer watch them. Yes, you can. Just click on the fucking link and you can watch it. Is it hard to click on a link? You don't even have to make an account.

No one watches Kick.

Why is it so hard for people to click on a link? I don't get it.

Well, then guess you just have to watch the videos. I'm not seeing any strange.

I mean, I wonder if I would make more, more money if I multi-streamed. I'd make 50% less on Kick, but then I'd get the YouTube Super Chats and stuff, won't I?

Maybe I'll do 2 tests. I do today Kick only, see how much it makes, and then tomorrow I do Kick plus YouTube and I'll turn on multi-streaming.

Hmm, okay, I think hooks done.

I don't know

if it's crispy. Yeah, a little bit.

Stop clicking.

One time I burned my hand on that hole.

Mmm, cream. I wish I had some furikake to put on the rice. Look at that. Delicious. Healthy.

Yeah, I want the, um, ssamjang sauce. It would be nice with the pork.

And some kimchi.

It looks bland. Yeah, I need some sauce.

Mm, good.

Mm-hmm.

It's

okay, it's a bit bland.

Uh, tastes like

nothing.

Yeah.

No,

no.

Yeah.

啊。

Nee, die dann.

Okay,

been doing some thinking.

If the Kick stream doesn't make more than

$50, I'll probably go back to YouTube. Something feels weird. I don't know what. Like, I miss YouTube.

Yeah, maybe I do multi-stream.

And I don't believe I've got 167 viewers. That's, that's a lie. Come on. There's like 4 people in the chat. You think I've got 167 viewers? You think I'm stupid? Yeah, no one's like, all the trolls and the haters are not here. It's like not the same.

Where are all the trolls and haters?

So it's not as fun. They were more fun when I stream on YouTube. Like, if I did this stream on YouTube, it'd be like, oh, shut up, obviously the car's worth 5K cuz they got fixed dents, you know nothing about— like, it's more fun on YouTube. I do my funny rants. I don't know why I like feel

Bored.

And one of my favorite things to do on YouTube is actually— I didn't realize this, but I actually do kind of like ranting and like getting mad at the chat.

But all the, all the annoying people are not here, and I thought I would like that, but I kind of miss them.

I guess by make like introducing an extra step to watch my stream, it filters out people who don't like me. I don't believe I got 160 viewers. Fuck off. Even on YouTube, I never get that many.

Where where are these 160 viewers coming from? I'd say not even half the people who watch me on YouTube would have came over to kick.

I reckon I got like 50 or 60 viewers. I mean, in Thailand when I tried streaming on Quick— Quick— on Kick, I only got about 40 viewers. That was believable. 174 viewers? No. What, for watching me sit on the floor sleeping?

Trying to lie to me. Well. I have to see how much money I made from this stream today, and if it's not more than $50, I'll probably go back to YouTube,

get more donos. It's more fun. You got, you know, people part of the community who've been part of the community for years feel like they're not here because they didn't want to come over. Feels, I don't know, weird, like

Like you got a new job and maybe it's better in some ways, but now you've got to move house and now you're in your new house,

but it feels kind of empty.

Backwards.

Oh, my back is

killing me.

What?

Oh, this stream better make some good money. Oh, my back. Oh.

I don't

know what to

do now. I really don't know what to do with the car. I am stumped. I thought I'd easily get 8K for it.

Does this feel like at 5K? I don't want to sell it if you're gonna give me 5K. What an insult. Do you like my wallpaper? Would you fuck her?

Bet you would. No, she's mine. She's my baby.

Yeah, stupid auction ended. My car, the highest bid was 5K,

5,100. I mean, even if I sold it for 5K, I would have enough money to get the Thailand visa, but it's like, you know, it's like imagine you spent 30K on a Tesla Model Y and you can only get 5K for it now. After you spent so much money on it, and it's a nice car still, just

got a few scratches.

Even though 5K is better than 0K,

it just feels weird, like you don't want to sell it anymore.

Maybe I rethink things and stay here. Not so bad, is it? I've got a car, got a house.

What

if I put it on auto trader?

Facebook Marketplace.

Yeah, but then I've got to like phone the guy and then he's going to come over and then I've got to chat to him outside in front of the neighbors, which would be embarrassing. And then they'll be like, oh,

is he okay? He lost his girlfriend, he lost his job, now he lost his car.

Obviously, if I said it directly to someone who wants to buy it and use it, he's not looking to buy it cheap and sell it for a markup like dealers are.

I would just assume that if they always see my car outside, they must think Darren never goes out.

Before, I was going out every morning, coming back at lunchtime.

Why does he keep it in? So I don't have to keep taking it out and putting it in. It's annoying.

Plus it increases my chat engagement because people keep saying, what's that in your phone?

See, genius.

Take the 5K. I'm tempted to. It's probably the easiest way to sell the car, although the dealer is still going to come over to check the car out before buying it. And then what if there's more scratches and damage than what I've shown in the pictures and he's like, oh, I can't take that, mate. 4.5K final offer.

I mean, what if I show it privately and I'll go through all the hassle of talking to someone and then they only offer like 6K?

End stream and restart it. I'm gonna lose all my viewers.

Can't I put the car in storage and then come back later? I kind of want to live in Thailand on my own.

Get a condo, go swimming, maybe I'd go out for nightlife.

Does that weirdo guy still stream? Harrison, the guy that fucks everything that moves.

That guy is a pure psycho. That guy is handsome, confident, and outgoing. He can fuck anything he wants.