Kyoto is very boring.

This train

is bound

for Arashiyama.

Here we have the rock garden. It's just a

bunch of rocks, isn't it? There's some

people staring at the rocks. Fascinating.

What do we have over here? Um, 2 people

squatting down. Let's zoom in and take a

look. Looks like they are trimming

the grass with a pair of scissors.

Here we have the famous Yellow Temple

in Kyoto. It was alright, I guess. It was

just a big yellow temple, really. There's

not much else to it.

We're in Kyoto.

It's so boring and it's cold and

freezing. I wanna go home.

At least the

toilet looks pretty nice, nice and clean.

大体の電車の重さでわかるんだ。何に乗ってるかも。

She said that the driver of the train can

look at this monitor. And you can tell

roughly how many people are on the train

from the weight of each carriage.

車 内 では あ ら か じ め 音 の 出 ない 設 定 を

して いただ き、 車 内 で の 通 話 は お や め ください。 また

優 先 座 席 と その 近 く には コ ンタ ッ チ まで ゲ

ーム を お 聞 き ください。 各 車 両 後 ろ

に 優 先 座 席 を 設 けて お ります。 お 近 く に その

席 を 必 要 と する お 客 様 が い ら っ しゃ いました

ら、 ぜ ひ お 席 を お 譲 り ください。 皆 様 の 温

か い ご 協 力 を お 願 いい た します。 So

those were a few videos that I took

yesterday with my girlfriend when we

decided to go to Kyoto. It was her day off

yesterday, and instead of just staying at

home all day like we usually do, we

decided to go somewhere, and she suggested

that we go to Kyoto, and You know, you

always hear so much about Kyoto.

Everyone's always going, Kyoto, Kyoto,

you have to go to Kyoto if you go to

Japan. It's so rich in Japanese culture

and tradition and it's beautiful. I'm

gonna be 100% honest with you, I didn't

like it. It was really, really boring. It

had a bunch of temples and shrines, but

the thing is with Japanese temples and

shrines, once you've been to one of them,

you've basically been to all of them.

They all look the same really. They just

have slightly different layouts. And apart

from the temples, it was just a really

bland, boring, dull town packed

full of Chinese tourists screaming at the

top of their lungs, driving me crazy. I

don't like loud people. I do wish I took

more videos and photos yesterday, but I

just— I didn't feel like it because I

wasn't in a great mood. It was freezing

cold, the wind was blowing. There were

packs and packs of screaming Chinese

people all over the place driving me

crazy. I was actually really looking

forward to going to Kyoto and trying out

my new camera, which I barely even used

for more than 6 minutes. I just felt so

lazy to take videos or photos of anything.

There just wasn't many— there weren't many

interesting things to take videos of.

There were a few temples. There were

some mountains and there was a big river

and lots of trees.

Maybe I just don't like traveling in

general. It's just so much hard work. You

have to get on the train and then get on

the bus and then travel for hours and

hours to some location that isn't even

that interesting. I mean, a rock garden?

Come on. The thing I love most about

traveling is when it's all over and you

get to go home. And then you come home

back to your nice warm apartment, turn on

the heating, make yourself a nice warm

drink, sit in front of your iPad and start

doing internet stuff. Ugh, the real world

is just— it's so boring. After we finished

walking around looking at temples and the

river and trees, we wanted to get

something to eat, so we went to this

street where all the tourists were, and

there were lots of Japanese restaurants,

but none of the food really looked

appetizing. I just wanted a KFC or a

McDonald's, so we started walking around

looking for one, but we couldn't find any.

And then 15 minutes later, we found a

convenience store. We went into there and

I bought some fried chicken and some chips

and a coffee. My girlfriend bought a

sandwich and a coffee. I don't think I

ever want to go to Kyoto again. It was my

second time. The first time I went to

Kyoto was about 8 years ago. And I don't

really remember it. Maybe because it was

really boring back then as well. I only

have about 2 months left in Japan, and I

don't think I want to do any more

traveling or sightseeing in the country.

I still haven't planned what I'm supposed

to be doing next. I haven't bought any

plane tickets. I don't know if I'm going

home. I don't know if I'm gonna go to a

different country in Asia. I have no idea

what to do, to be honest. My girlfriend

stopped talking about marriage. She hasn't

mentioned that again. She did say she

wanted to come to England to visit me.

I'm not sure how she's feeling about the

relationship. Maybe she's having second

thoughts about dating someone who, who

does YouTube. There can be some

difficulties, some problems with that,

you know, stuff like privacy issues.

Maybe I should just go back home. It's

been a long time. It's been half a year.

Since I last saw my parents, since I last

saw my, my cats or my sister.

So it might be nice to go home for a few

months, save up some money, and then head

back out to Asia again to, to, um,

continue doing whatever it is that I'm,

I'm doing here. I have a

great idea. I have a great idea

for lunch, guys. Look, I bought this. I

bought this hot dog.

Wiener Dogge. Wiener dog. Or a hot dog

in proper English. Yes, look at those

skills! So usually you heat these up in

the microwave, but the problem is if you

heat up a hot dog in the microwave, it's

gonna go all soft and soggy. So instead of

putting it in the microwave, I'm gonna put

it in the grill and make it go crispy.

Yes, I'm a genius! Genius boy

strikes again. Where's my wiener?

Goes in here. Then we put it in there.

Oh wait, take the plastic off, you— you

idiot. It's because when you put it in the

microwave, you don't have to take the

plastic out. You just snip a little hole

and then it microwaves inside the plastic.

But if I cooked it in the grill, wouldn't

the plastic melt all over it? Oh, you're

not gonna catch me that way. Okay, so we

have the wiener dog placed firmly inside

of the grill, so all we have to do is

close it, and I think we'll set

it to number 2. I'm not sure what number 2

means. Does that mean 20 seconds?

I have water boiling for the coffee. I

have my iPad set up. I'm gonna watch the

The new Star Trek series. I think it's

called Star Trek Discovery. I'm not sure

if it's any good. I'm not really a huge

Star Trek fan, but since the recent Star

Wars movies have been such huge failures,

I thought why not give Star Trek a try? I

think it's ready. It smells a bit strange.

Oh, it started to burn. That's not a good

sign. Not a good sign at all.

So here it is, my wiener dog, the finished

product. Um, it did overcook a little bit,

started to burn, but it's okay, it's okay.

Everything's good. It's all good, it's all

good. Good. The bread feels slightly

firm. It's not soft like it would be if I

microwaved it. I'm not sure if it's going

to be crispy though. I guess the only

thing left to do is to taste it.

Definitely crispy. Can you hear the

crispiness? Oh, is the captain of this new

Star Trek series a hot Asian MILF? I'm

liking this already. And isn't that the

black girl from The Walking Dead series?